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Some threads just like to watch the world burn.

Old Horse: >>13301750
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>>13304676
that's not an edible equine
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>>13304490
real life beings are full of flaws and lies

Waifu is the purest form of beauty there can be, because the purest beauty is of something fictional

She can't hurt me, and I can't hurt her
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damn, that was a fast horse!
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>>13304710
waifus can always ntr you
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So as it turns out I wasn't able to complete the first part of the fic today.

I'll work on it after work tomorrow, try to have it to you guys by tomorrow evening.
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boredtired
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>>13304710
She can't love you back either.
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Discord is best pony.
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HAIL DISCORD
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>>13304710
I waifu Pinkie but I know if she was real she'd probably annoy the piss out of me
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>>13304722
hi sb

snails and femsnips when
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>>13304664
> vasectomies have a strange way of just healing away in Equestria
> Estrogen pills work in theory but in major metro areas the magic is strong enough the binding agents just sort of fizzle away if not properly shielded
> most everyone resorts to condoms
> thick, pre-WWII-rubber style condoms
> Anon doesn't concern himself with romance but keeps smuggling caseloads of condoms from Earth for sale, making a killing
> He's known unironically as "the Trojan Man"
> He makes three times what cigarette bootleggers make
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>>13304722
Have you ever done a MLP female minotaur? I think you could do it well.
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>>13304706
>she saw your writhing nightmare penis
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>>13304722
You should come to the sub and help with the drawing of things.
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Moderately sized pony pecker.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/2243201?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>13304762
uuuuuuuunf!
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>>13304742
hue
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>>13304762
Yum
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>>13304762
>>13304767
>>13304777
So is this considered shitposting yet.
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>>13304758
what do
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>>13304722
Tired like a cute girl with gigantic boobs who's been fucked and filled with cum by eager colts with gigantic horsecocks?
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>>13304785
you're a shitpost
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>>13304758
I'm waiting to order my tablet then I'll be drawing and learning how to colour every hour of everyday till my hands bleed.

I WILL GET BETTER BATMAN.
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>>13304790
NO PLS
I NEED TO SLEEP
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>every week anon makes solitary trips to the everfree
>"health reasons"
>the forest always gets quieter
>fluttershy grows worried each time
>a quiet forest means something is being eaten
>it happens frequently without anon in the woods, so nobody makes the connection
>one day the silence is especially long
>fluttershy can't take it and rushes into the woods to save him
>anon is caught balls deep inside your favorite pony
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>>13304740
Probably soonish.
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>>13304794
FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
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>>13304807
YESSSSS
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>>13304806
And here I was all excited thinking anon finally got a steak.
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>>13304801
you only need a half broken bic pen and napkins to start drawing. draw while you wait for tablet
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>>13304795
aw shit niga
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>>13304807
Is it going to be X-rated
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Hey guys, how are you today?
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>>13304806
>fluttershy rushes in to save anon, trips and falls balls deep on his crotch
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>>13304809
I want to fuck your mom though.
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>>13304844
PONETASTIC
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I just want tired cuddles on a warm sunny day
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>>13304834
Yep, that sounds like Dash.
Just shut her down without hesitation.
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>>13304806
So Fluttershy came to save me from being balls deep inside... Fluttershy
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>>13304844
Lonely for my waifu
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>>13304852
okay but she wants to have sex tonight
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>>13304795
210 vaporize every other day
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>>13304825
O..OKAY

LETS DRAW
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>>13304857
OH SHIT ANON
YOU'RE FUCKING A CHANGELING
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>>13304852
Thats fucking awful

snuggles on a cold night is FAR better
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>>13304857
OH SHIT
IT'S A CHANGELING, ANON
LOOK BACK TO THE FLUTTERSHY YOUR FUCKING, SEE THIS, WHAT DO
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>>13304856
yep a #megabitch
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>>13304802
She said the same thing just before getting a new pair of soda-can thick colt dicks rammed up her pussy, already gushing with a liter or two of hot pony seed.
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>>13304806
>>13304857
> Your favorite pony is Fluttershy
Well how does that work?
> Caught by Twilight who's concerned for her friend, terrified that a cougar finally clawed her to death or something
> Instead happen upon frantic, sweet lovemaking.
> Apparently Anon has been masturbating wildly in the woods to keep away from Pinkie who keeps showing up in his rental unit unannounced. This is the ONLY place she won't follow.
> Fluttershy, thinking the silence is a bad sign, apparently found him "in distress"
> But alluring
> "And he- he has those fingers," she stammers to Twilight as they comport themselves again
> Twilight just sighs, then bites her lip
> "You think you could do that again? I- I have notes to take."
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>>13304882

Ejaculate
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>>13304886
Yeah, I'd get along just fine with her.
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>>13304891
Chistery pls
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>>13304891
I have performance anxiety Twilight, don't put me on the spot like that unless you plan on helping
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13304865
W-with me though?
I'd be her little kept bitch if she only wanted to cuddle with me
I'd be fine with that
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>>13304889
...did she take it like a good girl and moaned? How about those hyper tits?
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>>13304891
oh baby

those hooves on notes
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>>13304876
THE PERFORATED PRICK TRANSFORMS BACK INTO ITS TRUE FORM

THEN IT TRANSFORMS INTO A GIANT BUTT AND BOUNCES OFF INTO THE SUNSET WHILE CACKLING "SEE YOU ON MLPG SHITLORD"

YOUR EYES WIDEN AS YOU COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING A SHAPESHIFTING AUTISTIC MANCHILD FOR THE PAST MONTH
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>>13304912
no
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Added some color to

>>13303440

I think this came out rather well.
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>>13304912
TILL YOU BLEED
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>>13304932
cute
who is she
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>>13304940
it's obviously scootaloo
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>>13304836
With the sizes involved it might need to be x-rayed.

Just a joke. I don't like that kind of porn.
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>>13304900
How did you know?
Image unrelated
I think
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>living in equestria
>not carrying a polearm and wearing baller armor everywhere
>not telling everyone that it's fashionable
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>>13304932
The outfit makes her look like an old woman.
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well that was fun
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>>13304940
Not Silver Spoon
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Hey guise guess what:

Season 2 is shit
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>>13304940
It's Derpy you blind fucker.
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>>13304948
>furry abomination

Sorry, I only like my heresies when they no longer resemble humans.
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>>13304953
>no cutiemark
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>>13304965
at least it's less shit than S1
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>>13304955
source
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FLUTTERSHY JUST GAVE YOU A PROSTATE EXAM.
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>>13304955
>tfw no drunken blowjobs from your horse babysitters
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>>13304950
>Implying they'll just let you carry around weapons
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>>13304950
I already miss my rifles.
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>>13304965
hey guess what
It was better than S3
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>>13304965
That's what a lot of people were saying when it was airing. Then they said the same thing about S3.

Really, I just learned to disregard everything you guys say (unless you make a well thought out post so that we can engage in an actual discussion) and just stick to my own opinions
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>>13304947
we gonna get some ulp ulp ulp are we?
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Would you pass Twilight's inspection?
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>>13304952

It HAS been out of fashion for about 90 years now.
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>>13304984
What's the verdict?
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>>13304984
WITH HER WHOLE HOOF?
UNF
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>>13304986
>tfw no drunken anal sex with your horse babysitters
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>>13304948
And why does my trip keep changing?

>>13304910
Her idea of "helping" would be asking you to round the bases again with Fluttershy. She makes a good show of disappearing into the woods but the sound of quill on paper is unmistakeable.

It seems to get louder and more insistent every time you get back into the groove, which makes this pretty difficult

So all in all, you had your one getaway from Pinkie ruined, got coitus interruptus, and now the field researcher can't stop slathering ink on paper with the LOUDEST SOUND IN THE WHOLE FOREST

Some days you wonder why you moved here
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>>13305000
Only if I can inspect her.
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>>13305000
Nope
It's got a bunch of little cuts on it
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>>13304987
Unicorns have them attached to their heads 24/7. You're just keeping the playing field level.
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>>13304919
She moaned as best she could when a third pony started reaming her throat, balls flat against her face as he went as deep as possible. And her huge, heaving heaps of breasts were soft and bountiful enough to cover two more eager stallionhoods under their soft and weighty masses.
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>>13304997
>That's what a lot of people were saying when it was airing.
What
Dude I kept seeing that it's considered better than S1
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>>13305000
use it as an opportunity to sit on her
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Alright, time to finally watch Season 3. I'm pretty excited to finally watch pone again.
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>>13305005
WELL CONSIDERING SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS DOING, SHE REALLY JUST SHOVED HER HOOF IN YOUR ASS.
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>>13305033
Get ready for disappointment.
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So there I was, fucking Rarity and fingering Twilight behind Rarity's counter when suddenly
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>>13305037
JESUS FUCKING OW
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>>13305033
>watching anything after season 1 episode 25
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>>13305037
Oh. But my prostate is fine?
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>>13305012
but do you know how to use an anal inspection kit?
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>>13304871
ALRIGHT
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>>13305033
Have fun man
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>can't talk about /mlp/ on go
>can talk about bronies on /v/

logic
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>>13305054
Did I say anything about her anus?
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>>13304950
i was always a fan of polearms that were converted farm equipment.

The military fork, the Military scythe, the billhook. Since peasants know when shit goes down, you just need to add a stick to anything you can find in your shed.
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>>13305053
NO
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>>13305048
Someone asked for exact change for a scarf?

You've never had to count coins with your nondominant hand before.
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>>13305053
Probably wasn't good that all that white stuff came out your dick when she pressed on it
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>>13305057
You funny guy. I like you.
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>>13305081
Oh no.. that doesn't sound good at all. Maybe she could call a doctor for me?
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>>13304932

... I think I know why I like Silver Spoon now.

this pic makes her look just like a girl I knew in school who I had a huge crush on and who hated me.
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>>13305011
>It seems to get louder and more insistent every time you get back into the groove

That's kind of arousing yet highly distracting
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>>13305057
Haha oh damn
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>>13305011
> rounding the bases
But sex is more like pizza
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF-CX9mAHPo
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>>13305101
are you me?
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>>13304950
Pole arms are metal incarnate

>trilance sruss

Jesus
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>>13305073
And it got only worse when they demanded to see the owner of the shop. And asking why they were hearing that low moaning noise.

Can you imagined the scandal? Princess and Famous dressmaker and fashion starter were caught fucking with the apeman.

But luckily I had a plan. A simple one really.
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>>13305096
No she thinks that she should just get it all out for you
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>>13305083
You're a nice pony, Marker.

I'll kill you last
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>>13305081
>prostate massages

Can you actually cum from that alone with no other stimulation
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>>13304950
Can I keep the armor but have knives instead.
Many, many little knives.
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>>13305033
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>>13305123
>she thinks your testicles are cysts
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>>13305129
>like someone
>make them experience more fear, panic, and generalized emotional suffering than the one you kill first

But this is marker

She would be entertained by our demise
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>>13305123
But I don't think my prostate should be doing that, it sounds like a serious medical problem. I hope she knows what she's doing..
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>>13305153
I will rip her ovaries out of her ass.
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>silver spoon discussion

http://derpiboo.ru/417704
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>>13305123
she can do that by sucking on my cockhead instead of putting a hoof up my asshole
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>>13305154
Of course. Anon, knows what's up, Anon.
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>>13305111
Exactly. It'd get more prominent every time something novel happens or you pick up the pace. You have a willing partner and all, but it's hard enough getting used to anyone new without totally different dimensions, the fur, trying to accommodate for her snout -- and you get the feeling this was going to wind up in a biology circular.

You catch a lucky break as she clearly ran out of ink and scrambled for another one as you draw Fluttershy spoons-close and scratch behind one ear.

The reprieve doesn't last long. The scratching has continued.

... Polite or not you decide to pick up the pace. Fluttershy seems amenable, nodding into your shoulder as you rake down one flank of her barrel. Maybe you'll get far enough into it you don't notice.

Failing that, you're relish the challenge to force that busybody to write in shorthand.
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>>13305143
But I'm not forcing myself, I just miss pone and haven't really watched it since season 2 so I might as well start off where I left off.
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>>13305143
i genuinely believe that all the lyra/ss/dt/rumble/flitter/sergal/satyr/etc discussion comes from "those" people.

all of it.
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>>13305171
Fluttershy thinks it's best if she uses both methods

At the same time
To be sure she gets it all out
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>>13305131
Yes. Granted most of the time you just sort of dribble out some pre-cum or some weak semen, but
Some guys REALLY spurt
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>>13305179
>not dragging her into it
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OK MLPG, you can go to Equestria

But you must perform gladiatorial combat against the rest of MLPG to earn your freedom for the entertainment of the ponies
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>>13305083
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>>13305189
whoa now, don't lump me in with those faglords
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>>13305190
I don't think she's a doctor, but if she thinks that's the best way..
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>>13305192
I got one of those smaller Rudeboys, but after trying to use it a few times I've realized that I don't enjoy anal stimulation that much
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>>13305203
No it isn't
BOOP
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>>13305197
>chistery wins
>flawless victory

;_;
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>>13305194
This is your thing, Anon. You can drag her in if you want to.
Eventually.
When it becomes clear that you're both absorbed enough she can approach to do some sketches and estimate your hip orientations.
It's pretty hard to not notice when she takes a protractor to your leg.
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>>13305197
This can only end with a orgy in the middle of the arena.
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>>13305211
She's certain
She's even got some special tools if your case is especially bad
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>>13305216
Why do you say that?
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>>13305203
I totally isn't.
I have a pineapple.
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>>13305117

Um... I dunno.

Did you end up spending most of 8th grade fighting/arguing with her before going to different high schools, then eventually contact her on facebook and reconcile a little while after graduation?
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>>13305221
Lancing someone with your lance with result in an actually lancing
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>>13305197
YES
I CAN FINALLY KILL YOU FUCKERS
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>>13305230
He's a literal space marine.
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>>13305214
I stopped using mine after the seam started to show. Scuffing up your insides really isn't fun.

Started using an Aneros and a big stainless toy, they're way better.
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>>13305197
Pretty sure I'd be fine except for Tiara
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>>13305234
no but we hate each other right now.
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>>13305197
I'll do it.
Mostly for the chance to butcher known shitposters.
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>>13305033
Season 3 is as good as season 1.
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>>13305229
What sort of tools? I hope she brought some anesthetic if she's going to do anything severe
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>>13305115
stop making sense
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>>13305260
FAUSTDRONES ARE COMING
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>>13305189
I discuss 3-4 of those things regularly and I've been happily watching every episode as it airs since I got into the show
>>
Man does anyone have a screen cap of that thing Aspirant did where Anon ends fucking Twilight and Rarity in a dressing room at a mall?
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>>13305245
CROSSBOW BOLT TO THE FACE
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>>13305018
They're just using her body as a fuck toy. I hope she's liking it with all her heart.
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>>13305231
I wonder how horrible it must be to be an earth pony and your special talent is harvesting pineapples

>Harvest time
>only way to handle them with your soft sensitive mouth and nose
>You can either grab the spiny body or the spiny leaves
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>>13305260
I disagree.
Pretty damn close but not as good.
S2 is still the best
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>>13305265
we require more minerals

long distance mining is a hassle
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>>13305261
Oh it won't hurt at all
She can't say that you won't feel a thing though
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>>13305258
My nigga.
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>>13305245
I'm really not.

>>13305263
Anon is right - I like the pizza metaphor better. It can be collaborative, it can be something agreed upon, people eat as much as they want and they can have some later or not at all, they choose what kind they want, the works. That's a pretty stellar talk, all told.

But Twilight likes her stages and bases, so of course she'd ask you to proceed from "light petting" to further along.

It's all very "scientific," you see.
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>>13305166
If the front half of her was also proportioned right, I'd ram her.
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>>13305197
>no projectile weapons allowed for entertainments sake
>everyone gets really shitty armor, designed by rarity, that doesn't even cover most of their vital areas
>crotches, butts, open and exposed
>weapon selection includes dildos
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>>13305247
I didn't know that when you cum with something up your ass that your asshole contracts and pulls it up inside even further. I kind of like the feeling but it's also really uncomfortable.
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>>13305277
>wear special protective hoofgear
>kck the tree in a way that the pinapples just fall into where you want them

when yor talent is pinapples, you probably caan do some pretty magical-mudane stuff with them
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>>13305283
why are there groceries who sell sex aid
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>>13304995
No it wasn't.
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>>13305301
>The guy with the biggest dick gets his dick blown
>Cuts off the guys head like a praying mantis in the middle of it
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>>13305294
How can she get everything right if she doesn't go the hands on approach though?
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>>13305269
that's a thing?
that happened?
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>>13305197
deal
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>>13305283
Well that's good then, what sort of tools are they?
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>>13305197
So if I win I get to live with ponies, and if I lose I die?

Win/win, motherfucker
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>>13305294
I'd let Twilight take notes on threesomes by joining me and Rarity.

If she want's I'd also let her practice doming on me while Rarity teaches her
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>>13305319
>>13305321
Bladed weapons only.
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>>13305215
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>>13304997
>unless you make a well thought out post so that we can engage in an actual discussion
>Needing well thought out posts to realize the obvious.
Nigga fix your judgement skills, you cra-crazy.
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>>13305301
>some asshole grabs a giant pair of scissors
>everyone gangs up on him first
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>>13305321
This, I can't lose
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>>13305329
Can I be a bard?
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>>13305326
oh fuck that's hot, being a test subject for Twilight while Rarity teaches her how to dom would be my dream
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>>13305310
Pineapples grow on the ground
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>>13305349
Sure. You can use your instruments as a bludgeon.
Or sing them terrible songs to death.
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>>13305319
guns weren't made for lefties
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>>13305318
Yes
Starts with you going shopping with Rarity and Twilight.
Then Rarity lets you alone while Twilight tries some dresses. You go i start fucking her and then it splits in two endings. One where you continue fucking Twilight, the other where Rarity sees you two, you take her in, put a sock in her mouth, and satisfy both of them.
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>>13305326
UNF

Can this be a thing, please?
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>>13305329
That doesn't change anything

>if I win I get to live with ponies, and if I lose I die
>Win/win
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>>13305274
Are you kidding? She loves it. And honestly, she uses them just as much as they do her. When one colt is spent, she desperately grabs for him to keep him from pulling out; if he manages to anyways, she reaches for the next closest one to keep her insides bloated and coated with viscous spunk.
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>>13305351
Holy shit they do.
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>>13305362
Learn how to shoot with your right.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6c7240ef0ba1e4b82ca46aa8ed9ad09/tumblr_mr9af7uBRh1ra5gfio1_1280.png
Would you?
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>>13305369
DEATH IN GLORIOUS BATTLE
AND SURVIVAL MEANS ENTRY INTO HORSELAND WITH MANY GLORIOUS BATTLE SCARS
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>>13305375
But it's got a dick under there
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Well the 2 parter wasn't that bad, but I'm getting this odd feeling like from the Star Ware prequels. I know Twily becomes an Alicorn and it's like watching her slow descent into the dark side.
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>>13305374
>gif
why haven't I seen this in CoD yet?
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>>13305375
Every hole.
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>>13305372
Would they tease her and make her beg?
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>>13305351
>>13305373
Holy shit.
Learn something new every day
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>>13305330
mo ponk
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>>13305390
Maaaaaaybe. She can shapeshift one if you wanted...
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>>13305375
WORSE THAN SEAGULLS
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>>13305373
The funny thing is that I've "discovered" pineapples grow that way about a dozen times now yet I always revert back to being certain they grow on tall tropical trees because for some reason it just fucking makes sense
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I just realized something
my art is very boring.
How do I make it not boring?
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>>13305393
Because it needs a scope, laser pointer, and a extended mag on it for it to be in cod
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>>13305425
Find an artstyle that you like and copy it.
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>>13305425
Put a mehmeh on it
I heard those are not boring from a reliable source
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>>13305245
> Chistery enters the arena
> Everyone is armed with their small daggers, Nathan with a pen knife
> You score a few nicks here or there but he can simply swat away your blades and then punch you with absurd Cherno Alpha hands
> Each enemy he fells is not slaughtered, but left broken, arms simply twisted out of place
> It's a slow-motion train wreck
> The crowd chants "WITCH-DYKE! WITCH-DYKE"
> leathery casks of ale and wine are thrown from the stands for his enjoyment as he turns to you
> You only have one possible weapon left
> Your lips are cracked, dried, sheer horror having brought up bile after seeing Mewball's neck twist that way. He's still breathing but it sounds like his neck is a straw.
> He bears down on you. The blood caked on his shirt is his own and God knows who else.
> He lifts his fists for a final double-strike on opposite sides of your head
> You whisper "> CHISTERY'S PENIS"
> He smiles. "Low and to the left."
> And darkness
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>>13305425
WITH A MASSIVE COCK
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>>13305438
second
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>>13305425
Action lines.
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>>13305425
Put effort into discovering dynamic poses
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>>13305425
Add fetishes
hypnotism/mind control
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>>13305400
An octopus has four hearts

A truck load of cheese in Norway once crashed in a tunnel and caught fire for a week

Frank Welker, voice actor, has been playing Fred on Scooby Doo for 54 years and is the most played man in Hollywood, beating out Samuel L. Jackson

Your favorite pony doesnt love you because she is not real
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>>13305391
I thought they were bretty good.
Better than the wedding in my opinion.
More interaction between the ponies which is nice, Spike saves the day, that door scene with Twilight and Spike was goddamn GOAT, the songs were okay

Really the only thing the weddings do better is the songs and the villain.
And even then while Chrysalis is leagues ahead of Sombra, Sombra was nice too. I mean okay he has no personality, could have been easily by just smoke. But he was threatening. He was actually a danger. Look at how the crystal ponies reacted to his name being mentioned. How they act when they saw him. really if he had a personality or you have been expended on in a different episode where he was still alive he could have been very good.

But that's just my opinion.
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delicious pink pony pusssy
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>>13305425
Copy and break down work from people you think are not boring. Be specific as you can and apply each new thing you learn into your own.

Or draw tits
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>>13305435
heh
cod
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>>13305425
Listen to music when you draw.

Like Jazz influenced hip hop or something.

Feel an emotion while you draw.
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>>13305441
>using a small dagger
>not a fucking halberd, the most majestic weapon you could pick out that wasn't a replica anime sword made of stainless steel
>the angular momentum cleaves a gourge a whole fucking centimeter deep into his flesh
>he snaps it like a twig and runs you through with the broken shaft
>a week later, chistery dies from an infected pen knife wound
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>>13305441
If we're in pony land, I feel like we should get super powers
Thumbs just don't cut it
Mew's power is super thumbs
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>>13305438
The artstyle I like is mostly because of the coloring style, but I have no means of coloring anything I do since none of its digital
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>>13305457
Yeah, but actually seeing him doing shit would have been nice. Not just laughing and flying around the 5 minutes he was there. At least chrysalis was actually interacting with the characters and other ponies.
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>>13305465

it's fitting that worst horse likes worst team
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>>13305396
They'd have to tie her down to keep her from pouncing one of them, but even then the sight of her helpless, voluptuous body and the scent of her dripping human cunt would inevitably lead to more than a few fat dicks sliding all over her, desperate to find some fold of skin or flesh to bury itself in.
One time, half a dozen colts assembled at her rear to give her a good licking and spanking and ended up with their balls arrythmically slapping against each other as they widened her ass and pussy in tandem.
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>>13305326
>>13305350
> You finish with Fluttershy, to your mutual satisfaction. Things will be a little touch-and-go with her woodland friends for a while but they'll understand
> Your - and her - release were more important than birdseed, or at least so she says before strutting off. It's a bit woozy at first but it breaks into a satisfied strut
> Twilight is absolutely twitterpated about her findings
> She asks if you want to ... compare notes sometime.
> It hasn't been long since you moved here but you're pretty certain that means what it does back home.
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>>13305474
>>13305469
>>13305441
You are all fucking crazy.

Mew would probably just break all of our eyeballs and then crush our throats as we walk about in a daze.
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>>13305461
The dog dies
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>>13305489
She deserves being unable to walk right for a month for this.
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>>13305503
>Implying he'd even reach my neck
HE'S A MIDGET
A SMALL FAILED MANLET
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>>13305503
>implying he could reach my eyes
I'd just smack him away with my super bitch hand
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>>13305512
>he bites your kneecaps off
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>>13305510
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>>13305459
hey, you're still here. i have to thank you
it was you drawings that you posted here earlier that made me realize I think is wrong with my art, it being very boring. I don't know why but when you posted that rocket pony thing, it just clicked into place. Keep posting here brah I loke you
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>you will never make your waifu ejaculate
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>>13305489
Please do not respond to me about fucking Fluttershy
I would never do that. not even if she was the last mare in the world. Or actually the last hole in the world
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>>13305486
ILL FUCK WREK U M80
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>>13305512
A manlet is one of the most dangerous men in the world.
Just look into those eyes.
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>>13305476
You can color things traditionally, you just have to figure out how to use whatever medium you choose. That's sort of why digital is so compelling.
But anyways, there are tons of really interesting lineart styles out there. Just start looking around for new things.
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>>13305533
Manlets yes
Failed manlets like Mew? Pff
I can litterly blow him away. PUFF AND HUFF ALL DAY AND HE CAN'T EVEN COME CLOSE
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>>13305474
>Before the tournament, twilight and luna did some research on the human internet
>The number of anons granted magical genitalia is ridiculous
>one guy even has two prehensile horsecocks
>two
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>>13305528
That face just about makes me hhhnnnggg every time.
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>>13305551
>both horsecocks get stabbed
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>>13305533

Is it Vining time
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>>13305511
Who? Fluttershy?

Surely Twilight just needs to get out more often. Maybe she means literally compare notes, like asking how this "normally goes"

Naturally she'll end up using a classic battery exam quizlet and ask about your sexual history, with no idea how awkward that is answering only days since being seein in the buff in the woods in delico

>>13305529
Well this started off long ago as "your favorite pony"
So just, I don't know, swap out names
Anons were a bit excited of the thought of being observed by Purple Book Fancy Horse.
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>>13305551
I want wings. Very large, very fast wings.
Enough to make Dash jealous.
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>>13305488
What would it take to satiate her?
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>>13305571
Come on baby just walk this way
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>>13305551
> Chistery is made impervious to all poisoning and biological agents
> Can't even get drunk between matches, the horrific screams and blank faces of the dead staring back at him every time the eyes close
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>>13305563
It's funny how it's almost always the most unassuming men that can snap your neck and not even think twice about it.
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>>13305530

dude they haven't won a superbowl since the fucking 70s, the team objectively blows.
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>>13305564
Purple book horse isn't fancy
And both of the pots you linked were about Rarity teaching Twilight to dom with you as their doll.
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>>13305560
>he sprouts an additional horsecock from each wound until he's a ball of horsecocks

>>13305567
>wings
>made of horsecocks
>celestia insisted on maintaining an equestrian theme
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>>13305541
I wasn't the original anon but I'll have a look around for some better lineart styles.
I should probably buy a tablet or something for the coloring though, because that's where a lot of my interest is
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>>13305584
HAH
NOW I CAN FUCK DASH IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE
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>>13305584
>reproduction by budding
Someone get the holy water
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>>13305582
What about the Lions
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>>13305583
> both the posts you linked
FUCK sorry
I have trouble seeing how the splits work sometimes
Surely Rarity would be amenable to any sort of real novelty, including how to break a man
And certainly seeing her best friend tackle "new terrain"
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How is sexy vegetables Dooks?
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>>13305571
[music]
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How was nippone? What episode was it?
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>>13305528
but I ejaculate to my waifu all the time
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>>13305603
>break a man
murder
unbridled, hate filled murder
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>>13305584
>one by one, the horsecocks fall off as they mature and start wriggling around on the ground, shooting cum everywhere
>trying to kill them only makes more horsecocks
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>>13305609
I gib up
pls dont hat me
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>>13305613
it was cutie mar chronicles

it had japanese so many wonders song
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>>13305603
It's okay. Just don't associate me with FLutterfucking

She's a nice pony and I'd gladly spend time with her as friends and help her with some of her animals but I would never fuck her. Or AJ. Just not my type
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>>13305526
oh stahp it you <3
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>>13305618
Whoa
Whoa
Okay, fine, she just learns how to top
Jeez
Calm down
Have some hot tea
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>>13305609
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>>13305581

In one of the media specials on Delta Force, an operator is interviewed and he says how in the unit, there's tall guys, short guys, big guys, frail guys, they're not looking for a certain kind of guy, they're looking for the right guy.

It's pretty spooky.
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>>13305630
Wow, your loss.
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>>13305616
That's not the same thing, anon
>>
>Sweetie Belle is going to be in a big play and needs to rehearse
>Applebloom is busy on the farm and Scootaloo is out with Dash, so you end up helping her
>You'r practicing the climax, where Sweetie's character is killed by the antagonist
>You pretend to run her through with a fake sword and she plays dead, squirting a ketchup packet for effect while you laugh manically
>"Sweetie Belle!"
>You turn around to find Scootaloo and Applebloom, looking between you and Sweetie's 'corpse' with shock and horror. They must have gotten done early to come help Sweetie
>You look between her and your sword
>"Oohh. No, wait, we were jus-"
>"Lets get him!"
>The two fillies charge and start hammering you in the shins and knees
>It's....not painful. Like, at all. They're figting with all their strength and anger, but its more annoying then anything
>"Hey. C'mon, stop. Cut it out you two. Stop. Please. Shoo. Go away. C'mon, you guys stop."
>Sweetie is still playing dead, but you can see her trying not to smirk
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>>13305625
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DON'T GIVE UP DUKS
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>>13305583
>>13305603
>Rarity teaching Twilight to dom with you as their doll.
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>>13305610
She always looks so cute when she walks
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>>13305645
>rehearse
>not rehorse
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>>13305640
Being able to kill professionally requires a certain degree of sociopathy
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>>13305635
but I want Rarity to break me sometimes. And teach Twilight the same. And then sometimes ambush me, tie me up and then drag me to the Library basement where they use me as their fucktoy for hours upon hours
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>>13305640
It's a little freaky that I have a family member in Delta.
I rarely see him however, and apparently he can't speak of what he does.
okay.jpg
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>>13305621
COCKPOCALYPSE
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>>13305650
Did you play the music?
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>>13305657
I will break your spine you prideless little bastard.
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>>13305658
Its probably better that way
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>>13305672
I wanted to break his spine.
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>>13305671
I have no music, but i thought of the damn best music i could
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>>13305657
fucking unf
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>>13305645
> You resort to nosing one shoe on Sweetie's side to make her giggle
> Now they think you're a necromancer too, redoubling their efforts to pummel you, faster, tears streaming down their faces, certain you'll smite them next.
> The screams are getting a little crazy
> surely this is just going to snowball like everything else in this insane town
> Sure enough Granny Smith is now in the doorway, entering some sort of catatonia in horror
> Or at least you hope
> You have no idea what the signs of stroke are in their species.
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>>13305679
The embedded music.
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>>13305645
This is a very complex feel.
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>>13305672
>break my spine
Taht will only make their ambushes easier to pull. Hell they won't even need ambushes.
They can just push your wheelchair to the library, just smiling at each other while all you can do is look horrified for help.
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How will you spend your time with Bubble Berry?
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
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>>13305691
i don't think i know how, what music are you talking about?
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>>13305677
I'd like to hear stories.
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>>13305702
>imagined that voice in the deepest, blackest voice I could

I choked on my water from laughing too hard
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>>13305698
and suddenly I've gone from maximum boner to disgust
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>>13305702
I'd spend my time avoiding him.
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>>13305649
>>13305657
>>13305678
>>13305672
>>13305698

Y-yeah, uh
I think I'll stay a little closer to "Twilight gooses Anon into taking her virginity accidentally-on-purpose
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>>13305702
>Pall.
Sorry, but that ruined it,
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>>13305702
Fucking his cute little butt into oblivion
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>>13305705
Actually, I feel like a skyscraper sized anthropomorphic falcon with a penis the size of a jet liner.

What's your favourite pone comic?
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>>13305706
http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/
Click in [bracketed words] for sounds.
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>>13305716
Fine
No broken spine.
Just willing and loyal fucktoy to both your mistresses.
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>>13305723
ACCEPTABLE
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>>13305733
ah, got it, thanks anon.
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>tfw your erp partner is ded
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>>13305723
But muh fetishes.. minus all the broken spine part
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>>13305551
> Wake up almost entirely hairless, wearing the Kanye West $120 White Tee, Snapbacks of ultra-popular sports brands, iPod(RED) units filled only with last week's TOP 40 songs
> Before your "briefing" you discover the fridge is full of Pepsi BLUE, Surge, and some sort of green tea Coke from Japan no one's heard of
> The pantries only have spaghetti and Pocky
> You'd rather not discuss what's in the DVD and Blu-Ray selection
> But you'd never thought "Once Upon a Forest" had so many Director's Cuts
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>>13305737
Yes, this I can boner to
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>>13305761
I for one am glad chistery has some sense.
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>>13305568
The closest she got was... two stretching her ass, two cumming directly into her womb, another bathing her knees from a footjob, one in each armpit pressed up against the side of her breasts, and one under each between the bottom-heavy fold and her torso, another sliding in between, two fighting for space in her esophagus, and jerking two more off with her hands. She fit about twenty groups a day like this.
No one knows for sure just how many, actually, because they kept going after she passed out at the end of the week and she was the only one keeping count.
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>>13305761
You can still have 'em, mate, just
Not really my thing
I'm just saying if I were to continue the story it'd be that Twilight goes from a battery test to ... curious touching
Which proceeds about the way you remember from Freshman Week at University
Well other than her babbling about popular health science theory on pair-bonding in Equestria, but that's really pretty endearing
Getting her voice to crack by nibbling her neck and doing things with your 'fabulous fingers' almost makes up for the interruptions in the woods
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EA PLS RESPOND
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r63 Rainbow Dash would probably have the biggest dick out of the main 6
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>>13305723
accidentally-on-purpose?
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>>13305787
aw yiss
we on for neck nibbling, ear scratching, hair pulling fun
i feel it
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>>13305799
>implying

Having is different from being
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A cute story/adventure involving all four CMCs. Go.
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>>13305812
>insinuating

He'd have all the mares in Ponyville wrapped around his hoof. With a lot more muscle and strength packing behind each limb too
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>>13305766
>your ass quivers in frustration
>what?
>look behind you
>your butt is visibly angry
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>>13305799
I do not thing there is any thing else in all the infinite possibilities of reality and of the imagination that I would ever want to cuddle nonsexually more then Pinkie Pie in pajamas
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>>13305799
No, he would be all bodybuilder but have a tiny cock because it's funny. Twi would have the biggest but never use it.
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>>13305799
I read that as clit dick.

Now I'm imagining rainbow dash giving birth to a filly and caressing it with her clit dick.
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>>13305705
I saw American Beauty too
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>>13305824
>implying

They'll all want on r63 Fluttershy's dick, he's totally hiding something to be that meek
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>>13305831
>Twi would have the biggest but never use it.
Story of my life
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>>13305787
That's still not bad just... fuck, why are fetishes so demanding
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>>13305832
What if pone's clitoris was centipede?
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>>13305836
>inferring

Hiding that he's actually not packing much of anything
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>>13305842
Feels good not being a slave to a fetish.
Seriously, fuck you guys.
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>Sitting at my computer with my window open when suddenly HUGE MOTHERFUCKING THUNDERSTORM ROLLS IN

FUCK YEAH, I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL SUMMER FOR ONE OF THESE.

I FUCKING LOVE THUNDERSTORMS
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>>13305803
It means when you sort of have designs on something happening but let others take the initiative
So you can claim "it 'just happened'" but always hoped it would
It's like playing the Batman gambit all along

Alternately, making more close plans, getting what you want, and pretending it was an 'accident'

Like when you wake up next to a beautiful friend that you just HAPPENED to meet at your favorite bar, then hear from a friend she's been asking about what you "like"
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>>13305853
>tfw a thunderstorm rolls in right as you're going to bed
Best thing ever.
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>>13305846
there's a mental image everyone needs
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>>13305849
But you never know

That the most fustrating thing, that he's able to ge the "ooo mystery boy" vibe without even trying because he's so fucking reclusive
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>>13305863
what if baby house centipedes running across your forehead while you're sleeping at night?
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>>13305860
>tfw a thunderstorm rolls in right as you're going to bed and you own cats that need to feel safe

Getting cuddles tonight.
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>>13305819
From the thumbnail I thought that was the cmc running and sweetie belle taking a horse dump standing.
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>>13305846
Damn that things cool looking.
Why don't humans get natural armor.
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>>13305852
>a slave to a fetish
What if I.. had a fetish for that?
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>>13305827
>not surreptitiously pulling her pajamas down while she sleeps and gently frotting yourself against her exposed ass and pussy
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>>13305877
nature decided your skull was good enough
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/f163af3dba2bd742593e57e8f6ca9fd1/tumblr_msgy12hfPq1sv5nkyo1_1280.gif

SUPERUNF
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>>13304807
Okay it's in the place hope someone's happy.
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>>13305875
http://asksweetiepoo.tumblr.com/
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>>13305877
Because enlarging our brains was easier and more likely to happen than becoming armadillos

Then we could make armor, which is arguably better. Shells can't stop bullets.
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>>13305903
Oh boy more of the same old shit
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>>13305900
I NEED A SOURCE NOW
THERE'S NEVER ANY LOVING COUPLES FUCKING
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>>13305905
Maybe fucking not, but it'd be nice to have against wildlife and knives.
And not killing yourself by just falling down a step or two.
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>>13305900
First pony porn I actually felt comfortable fapping to because they're married so it's okay
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>>13305842
Well I'm sure there's abundant domination stuff
And it's not all bad or "icky yucky gross"
I just like the thought of Twilight having a thin veneer of "science" over her curiosity about how all this works
And one thing leads to another, as often happens between young people
Sort of seeing something plausible and comfortable but novel for everyone involved and averting the "boy meets girl, boy like girl, drinks happen, fucks happen" model is my fetish
Like when you fuck first and realize you've fallen in love, not the other way around
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>>13305903
I love it and it's giving me a hard boner but I hate myself for it.
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>>13305903
>http://sbsicecreamfreezer.tumblr.com/post/60161261963/requested-and-delivered

oh goodness~
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>>13305916
>not walking around in a full suit of armor with built in air conditioning and waste collection

It's like you don't even want to use your brain!
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Goodnight, MLPG.

Get therapy for your fetishes.
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>>13305942
What if therapy is my fetish?
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>>13305912
Get rekt.
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>>13305938
You mean...nothing we actually have? And unless your Tony fucking Stark good luck with that.
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I need to burn off some steam. Request Pls.
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>>13305920
I'm sure there is, but I'm terrible at finding it, and that one anon gave me a very specific setup for it that I can't get past because damn that's some unf
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>>13305949
You sure showed me by doing what you always do and nothing else
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>>13305954
Are you telling me that you're too stupid to put a fan and a piss bottle together with a suit of armor?
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>>13305958
A big burly train-pulling stallion letting off steam like a train for some reason.
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>>13305958
Sweetie Belle, the Friendly Ghost
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>>13305958
Cute and lewd Derpy
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>>13305942
Is snuggling nonsexually a fetish?
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>>13305942
Does liking big butts count as a fetish?
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>>13305958
Octavia cum inflation
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>>13305903
okay
that's a good start
now draw her getting porked
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>>13305958
Rarity choking spike with magic while wearing a latex suit.
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>>13305962
You could write your own, you know

I'm sure writing how they manage to tie him up alone would be interesting; you're something like three to four times their mass

They'd have to do it in pairs

The first part of Twilight's training

That's about as far as I'll go
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>>13305969
Wow, that's not clunky or inconvenient at all.
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>>13305903
Thanks SB

cuminflation version when ...j/k
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>>13305958
Chistery in a loincloth, resting on a throne, drinking as he looks on the death he has created
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>>13305973
>lewd Derpy
Lewd how?
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>>13305965
Quit baitin' and start batin'.
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>>13305976
She looks twelve years old.

Also noodle legs.

7/10 might fap to
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>>13305942
I can't.
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>>13305976
Nice, looks damn cute.
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>>13305990
It's totally convenient. You just need a well designed suit of armor.

But, this isn't commercially available because it's much easier to scare away the wild animals and avoid people that want to stab you.
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>>13305965
Quit acting so entitled anon.
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>>13305987
Sadly I'm not much of a writer, but thanks anyway
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>>13305998
Honestly I have no idea. It was a request from a few days ago by another anon that never got made. I have no idea how he actually meant, I just liked the idea
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>>13306020
dash is such a qt
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>>13305976
Show me the construction
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>>13306044
she really is
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>>13305914
>I NEED A SOURCE NOW
Well you asked:
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/trinityfate62/
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>>13305976
Cute HS fluttershy? Aw yis
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>>13306049
the qtest
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>>13305970
>>13305980
What if I tried drawing a big burly fetlock'd stallion inflating Octavia with cum?

No promises, I'm not great at drawing lewd.
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>>13306045
What does that have to do with My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic?
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>>13306048
that's the sketch
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>>13306052
I just felt physically ill from looking at drawings

That's a new one
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>>13306062
Make it r63 but femme Octavia and you've got a deal
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>>13306078
Oh like a girly stallion Octavia or like a trap?
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>>13305976
Would be befriend, whether or not her locker always smells of hamster shavings and Nag Champa.
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>>13306090
Either or
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What are some relaxing artistic hobbies that aren't writing or drawing?
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>>13306094
I can't unf to something I know reverts to cannibalism and random acts of rapey bloodthirsty violence at a whim
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>>13306078
No, fuck off
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>>13306102
drama, dance, singing
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>>13306102
Poetry.
Calligraphy.
Origami.
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>>13306102
Make a game
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>>13306102
Music.
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>>13306094
Inside every man, there is a little faggot

And that faggot unfs to anything that resembles utsutsu
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>>13306102
Uh
Spirographs
Photography
Interpretive dance
Body painting
Drum circles
Peruvian pan flute bands
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>>13306102
bird watching
wood whittling
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>>13306104
i can't unf to griffons either
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>>13306122
>bird watching
How is that artistic in the slightest
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>>13306129
Indeed.

Not that this lady couldn't break my skull.
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>>13306120
What the fuck? I've got those same flowers growing all over my house right now. I can't get rid of those mother fuckers.
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>>13306102
Gentoo installation
Shitposting
Desktop ricing
Shitposting on IRC
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>>13306045
Looks like some grade school

Cute
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>>13306078
>>13306110
S-Should I try to make 2 versions?
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>>13306102
Fapping
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>>13306143
It's called morning glory

The seeds can either make you trip or give you a stomach ache
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>>13306102
painting
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>>13306136

Photograph them and make a scrapbook, nimrod.
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>>13306147
I don't know why you should bend to the will of someone so abusive

Do whatever you like better
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>>13306045
Awww
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>>13306154
I know. I just never knew they grew on vines until I moved into this place. And those fuckers grow fast.
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>>13306159
Then just say making a scrapbook or photography. The bird watching part isn't artistic at all
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>>13306160
Which one is abusive?

I just wanna make people happy anon.
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>>13306045
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>>13306175
I'm pretty sure the one that went "No, fuck off" is the abusive one
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>>13306205
But he didn't say it to me, he said it to the other guy.
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>>13306160
Maybe abuse is Saine's fetish
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>>13306219
no Saines fetish is hardcore Vore
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>>13306219
>You will never abuse saine but only if he wants you too
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>>13306226
No. My fetish is not Vore. Stop it.
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>>13306226
Vore seems like a kind of abuse to me..
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>>13306213
LOOK JUST DRAW THE GAY THING
EVERYONE LOVES GAY STUFF
EXCEPT THAT GUY
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>>13306236
stop posting about sergals saine
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>>13306236
Oh fuck, that's right.

I forgot you were in to unbirthing.
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>>13306236
But that's what Roogna told me!
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MLPG quick, I remember a song's lyrics but can't remember which song it was

>the smile across my face made me look crazy
>something
>something
>cause i took a bit too much and now my heart's in all a rush something tender love
>just me
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>>13306227
Have you done that drawing yet?

>>13306241
This. MLPG loves gay
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>>13306257
No, and I dont really plan too
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>>13306102
sculpting
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>>13306246
N-No comment...
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>>13304697
that'll do pig, that'll do
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>>13306267
incoming shitstorm from that one anon

>>13306246
That seems like abuse too. Sort of a loving abuse.
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>>13306274
Regular birthing too?

You're a fucking fetish machine.
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Never be creative!
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>>13306294
W-Well what do you expect! I browse /d/ I can't help it!
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goodnight
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Wrong board for this, I know, but could someone quickly rate my PC rig that I'm gonna order this week? Planning to use it mostly for building, some video editing, drawing and supporting games few years from now wouldn't hurt either. http://pastebin.com/rUrtThAb
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>>13306104
>"I can't unf to something I know reverts to deceit and random acts of greed motivated violence at a whim"
>-Your favorite pony on unfing to humans
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>>13306296
But I was just about to..
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>>13306305
I used to browse /d/ until I remembered I hated futa.
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>>13306305
Saine and rediv should have a fetish-off.
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>>13306311
Have you checked to see if gentoo has good drivers for all of that?
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>>13306309
touching me with those stupid useless hooves. Whatever, Sweetie Belle. I don't enjoy these cuddles
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>>13306318
I'd probably win
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>>13306296
But I am being creative
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>>13306326
I bet I have a more disturbing fantasy than you do.
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>>13306312
No, it stays the same except with eating everything in sight replacing cannibalism

We're above eating each other. How else would we work together to eat everything else?
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>>13306312
That struck me after I hit SUBMIT
But to be fair it takes longer for a human to just bite the head off someone or something mid-stroke
That's like half of anything a sergal ever does

I wonder what sort of straight-up lies and half-truths Equestrians believe about dating humans. I imagine the softest of them involve eating meat.
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I draw everything too small, what do
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>>13306314
good
>>13306328
NEVER be creative ever again!
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>>13306311
You're a fucking dumbass for spending so little on your PSU and Mobo

Get better ones and an i5 K
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>>13306358
enlarge and re-draw the outlines
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>>13306358
>>13306358
use a bigger canvas stupid
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>>13306354
I'd rather lose my head in an instant than suddenly have thirty holes through my chest for no apparent reason, but that's just me.
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>>13306311
At a glance you're probably choosing a Z77 build to save money on the mobo. It's possible to get a pretty good mobo + CPU pairing that isn't much behind a Z87+Haswell. That enough seems legit.

It seems a little strainge you're sticking with a 670-based video card when you could get a 700-series likea 740 with 4GB and better cooling for the same price
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>>13306358
What I do, if it helps. I sketch at any size, useless really small on a big canvas, crop the picture down to that sketch, then resize it to be really large.
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>>13306371
I'll draw later.
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>>13306379
>about to refute this
>realize that the only people that would ever want to go to equestria are mentally unstable autists
>tfw
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>>13306376
The canvas is already big, I just manage to use a small amount of it each time

>>13306375
This might work

>>13306389
It's traditional, not digital
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Grey DeLisle wants in on the MLP now, guys
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>>13306373
>>13306384
Got any suggestions for better PSU and Mobo? Those I've literally no idea about, and I "chose" those because a friend of mine suggested them.

Changing 670 and i7 are what I've been thinking about, tho.
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>>13306379
I - I'm not certain what you've heard about humans, but virtually none of us have guns embedded in our arms
Not even the Americans!
It's not going to come up in conversation, let alone in the height of passion
Unless you date Steve
Steve's what you call a nutcase
And a cyborg
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>>13306401
>It's traditional, not digital
Keep trying, it's another thing that takes getting used to, unfortunately.
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>>13306338
Well, define disturbing...
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>>13306412
>Not even the Americans!

That's what you think mofo

-DARPA
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>>13306407
I like just about anything Seasonic puts out. They're the company others buy from and rebrand.

The high-end stuff is expensive but you get little or no power problems, especially with big draws. The less ripple effect, the better

This guy gets a little in depth and a bit wonky but he's still on the money

http://www.jonnyguru.com/
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>>13306398
>>realize that the only people that would ever want to go to equestria are mentally unstable autists

What is autistic about being in a super comfy place
>>
Has anyone seen or heard Omni?

I'm getting worried guys...
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>>13306407
http://www.logicalincrements.com/
Don't skimp on the PSU
You'll want a nice Mobo if you want to OC
You should have an aftermarket HSF if you do as well

And get a Haswell unless it's substantially cheaper
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>>13306426
Okay, listen, I know you're proud of Steve and all but
The rest of us don't have the Typhoon mod installed
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>>13306416
Damn. It keeps fucking me up when I get to detailing, because I have about half the space to do it in than I originally wanted and everything ends up cramped and awful
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>>13306419
Level of depravity, vileness, imorality and generally unsettling
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>>13306441
I'm pretty sure I saw him post the other day but I'm not sure.
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>>13306441
No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it.
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>>13306447
Steve is happily married to a cute pegasus

Are you? No you aren't. Steve is better than you.
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>>13306407
Just play it safe and get a asrock board around the $90 mark, it's got plenty of features and will support everything you need.
I'm assuming you're not going to run around and overclock the thing but an after market cooler for the cpu is still a good idea.
The psu should be changed to something along the lines of seasonic, antec, or corsair if you want something that is more reliable. I have no clue what brand you listed and I wouldn't trust it.
i7 is fine because you're going to do more than gaming and whenever you want to run multiple multi-threaded applications you'll be glad you got it. I'd switch the gpu to something newer though, maybe something from the 700 series along the same pricepoint.
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>>13306441
Last time I saw him he said he hear a noise outside in his backyard and went to investigate.
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>>13306453
Well I like MoT and Demonman's stuff...
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>>13306468
We're not necessarily talking art here, we are talking about personal sexual fantasies.
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>tfw no assault rifle implanted in your arm
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>>13306406
>Azula in MLP
My fucking dick. Though I didn't like the voice she used for Derpy, it was too low pitched.
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>>13306463
>$90
>On a Mainboard
>with an i7
>an unlocked i7
U WOT
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>>13306461
STEVE SHOT A DUDE FOR GIVING HIM INEXACT CHANGE.
Steve left Earth because of the war crimes tribunal!
Steve punched a filly in the neck for not calling him "Sarge Slaughter, Chrome-Style"!
Dude is not a better person than the rest of us!
Granted he's a fantastic night watchman but
Surely how quickly you go from dating to married doesn't mean you're a better overall person
Maybe you just have magnetism
>>
pony thinks you stink and that your mane is ugly
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>>13306474
Barret pls
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>>13306471
Well, it's not worth going into. I'm pretty sure a lot of Mlpg already thinks I'm really fucking weird already.
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>>13305568
You still there? Or are you having a good time?
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>>13306477
Will she get in trouble for doing that video or did the creators actually go through the hassle of getting a SAGAFTRA contract to be able to use her?
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>>13306479
I went with an Asus Z87-Pro, 4770K. Shit is too cash.
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>>13306493
Pony hurt my feelings
I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now
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>>13306497
I think it falls under fair use. "Derpy" isn't her name anymore, anyway.
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>>13306489
>slandering the good name of Sergeant Slaughter
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>>13306504
Copyright isn't the reason she'd get in trouble, Anon. This has nothing to do with the content of the video.
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>>13306493
Pony why..
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>>13306510
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>>13306505
But he's not!
He's an impersonator, too!
His wife is very kind, though
We all like Martha
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>you will never pitch your cartoon idea to Lauren Faust
>she'll never refine it into something that's actually good and turn it into a cartoon
>Genndy Tartakovsky will never be the art director
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>>13306512
Oh. I have no idea about that. Is she working for anyone currently?
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>>13306510
Because I have better things to do than fuss over what gets compiled and then fixing my dependencies every other day

Also muh dick
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>>13306510

Because I'm not a fedoramancer.
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>>13306510
Been there, done that
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>>13306479
Are you an amateur builder or something? You don't need anything more than that if you're not going to overclock, and I'm assuming OP isn't going to. Not to mention I didn't say to get an unlocked i7, if he's getting haswell those things suck dicks at overclocking anyways. Only other features in a more expensive board you'd want is more lane support but I doubt he's going to run tri GTX titans in a $1300 build. Also you can still overclock with a sub $100 board, you don't need to throw money at the mobo to make it work.
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>>13306521
>Lauren Faust will never make a Wonder Woman cartoon with the action sequences similar to Samurai Jack
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>>13306510
>emerge -uDN @world
>40 BLOCKED PACKAGES PLEASE REINSTALL GENTOO IMMEDIATELY
>UPDATE COMPLETE
>SYSTEM BROKEN
>HERE IS A 40 PAGE INSTRUCTION MANUAL TELLING YOU EXACTLY HOW TO FIX IT
>MAINTAINING EVERYTHING IS YOUR JOB
>WHAT, DID YOU THINK WE WERE DEBIAM?
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>>13306526
Even if she isn't, she is still a member of SAGAFTRA and only allowed to take roles contracted by that union.

Unless the guys behind that animation went through all the trouble of getting a SAGAFTRA contract to be able to use her, Grey could be in a lot of trouble.
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>>13306540
Oh.

Huh. That would suck. Hopefully no one gets pissed.
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>>13306539
>debiam
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>>13306519
Sergeant Slaughter is a real American hero, Chistery. Without his help, COBRA would have taken over the world with their terrorist antics. You're not some snake in the grass COBRA agent, are you?
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>>13306546
HEY LOOK SOMEONE IS DRAWING VORE OVER THERE
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>>13306533
i was talking about gentoo, not fedora

can you even read?
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>>13306553
As far as I'm concerned, every series of vore pictures ends in everyone falling asleep cuddling instead of horrific fetish activity
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>>13306510
>hipster shit
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>>13306463
>>13306443
>>13306436
So basically if I change the PSU to SeaSonic M12II (taken from that logical increments site), the mobo to a Z87, switch from 670 to 700 series and then get some after market cooler it should be fine?
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>>13306545
The acting unions are typically pretty tight about how their actors are allowed to perform.

According to an acting professor I had SAGAFTRA and AEA wouldn't even think twice about kicking someone out of the union for acting in an non-contract role.
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>>13306549
Steve is a guy from Maine who joined Special Projects and now works as a Rent a Cop for the Ponyville Merchant Association.

He likes it when people call him ... "Sarge."

The neighbors have heard it more than a few times, late at night. Sort of, you know, LOUDLY.
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>>13306565
When I drew that Derpy Series in my mind the anon that got eaten went into a tummy full of soft Marshmallows not stomach acid. I'm sure he got out fine.
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>>13306571
I assume you're dropping down to a 4670K?
Yeah you should be golden
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>>13306573
You know, there's a point where shit like that should cut back. I mean, it's all fine when you're protecting people, but when someone wants to do a little non-profit thing and a contract is dictating their life, something is wrong.
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>>13306565
aw

the hell ferret wants to snuggle pone
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>>13306588
Unfortunately in the US if you aren't a member of SAGAFTRA you have little to no chance of getting a role in screen or voice over roles.
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>>13306571
Yes, and please ignore the "oh man get super mobo" comments as well. They don't do much beyond sticking things together and offering OC abilities (which I could do just fine on cheaper boards). It's not going to explode because it's cheap, they have simple construction, the psu on the other hand should be high priority.
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Pony refuses to acknowledge your gibberish name and has chosen a more fitting, sensible title

From here on out you are Fucks With Horses
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>>13306588
>unions
>protecting people
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>>13306621
That's what they were originally meant to do. Now it's retarded.
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>>13306578
And what do you call your Cherno Alpha hands? "Congenital"?
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>>13306571
Try and get an 840 if you can for the same price
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Total slave!
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>>13306621
The two big acting unions actually do a LOT to protect their members. Enforcing work place standards, safety, rate of pay, etc.
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>>13306641
Tell me about Donkey Dicks, Pinkie
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>>13306635
Y-yeah but people call them "magic sausages"
Not really sure how they know what sausages are here
This is getting dumb
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>>13306615
But Rarity already calls me My Little Whore during our rare sessions when she femdoms me.
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>>13306649
Do you live in the fucking desert or something?

Did you expect "fleshy cacti"? "Demon pineapples"?
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>>13306587
>>13306609
I'm not big on overclocking my computers anyway, but I figured throwing a bit more money on a better mobo wouldn't hurt, and I guess it's better for me to play PSU safe.

As far as i5 vs i7 goes, how well would i7 work with this build, or should I just go for i5? Multithreading would be nice, but not a deal breaker for me.

>>13306638
I'll see if the shop I'm gonna order the parts from carries them (better support and warranty if I buy locally, although little more expensive).
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>>13306661
H-hey now
They actually serve demon pineapples
You don't even need to add siracha to pineapple curry here, it's amazing
I just wonder how total vegetarians can tell at a glance they're "sausage fingers"
And how to inform them mine aren't that round or bulbous
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I don't really know how to imply inflation, I mean, I can make him kinda fat but that seems like a different thing.

Any input?
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Total slave tõ⅓½HU‚′„»«ńz$2
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>>13306669
Don't get fussed into jus throwing another $350 in because someone says i7 over i5
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>>13306673
make a .gif

thats what I did when I drew inflation, can't offer any more than that
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>>13306656
>tfw femdom and bondage are my biggest detishes
>tfw Twirity is my favorite ship
>tfw it has some great femdom fics

Really my only complaint is that it's mostly Rarity doing the doming. Not that I don't like it but sometimes I'd wish Twilight does the doming. The only fic that does that is that one that's from Rarity's PoV. And it's pretty decent.
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>>13306683
Eh, that sounds like a lot more work than I would like.
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>>13306669
There's really very little reason to get an i7 unless you're going to be transcoding a lot of HD content all the time
And certainly don't get a K if you don't want to overclock
Or a HSF
And you can get a cheapish mobo too

I'd just buy everything from Amazon if I were you
They're pretty good for returns
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im sorry im drunk
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>>13306706
you could always study LK's inflation stuff

he always uses those lines to implicate inflation
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>>13306669
go with the i7, software has already utilized multithreads and especially if you plan to do video rendering. And for the motherboard go ahead, just don't take anything away from more important parts over that.
Also games are getting better at handling more threads and physics intensive games will benefit from it. Not talking about physX from nvidia, but the physics engine in all(most) games.
And again I'm going to say just get the i7 because all the people on this board seem to think you're only going to play games or browse the internet or something. hyperthreading is a huge boost in handling applications, not to mention it's only $100 more than an i5 which should be reasonable.
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>>13306701
Links?
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>>13306711
>implying you're sorry
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>>13306727
Yeah I pulled up his fat tutorial already. I'll go looking around.
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Oh God I just finished Morenatsu, someone hold me.
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Would you go through a car wash with a scared pony?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ1BnS68YzE
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I unashamedly create all my headcanons as fetish/wish fulfillment fantasies even though I know they're all fucking stupid, contradicting, and can be argued against by third graders

>Ponies are polygamous
>Ponies can't hilt
>Ponies are unfamiliar with hands and think they're sexy
>Ponies have no stamina
>Ponies would want to enslave humans
>Ponies are openly racist
>Ponies would want to fuck me
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>>13306752
> Ponies can't hilt
But just based on the way their hips would work mounting, they wouldn't hilt all that well
Humans would be a novelty
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>>13306752
> Ponies are unfamiliar with hands and think they're sexy
I don't know about sexy. Fingers would weird them right the fuck out until they get used to them.

Even then every time a Human cracked their knuckles or did high-speed typing there'd be a cold shudder down a pony spine.
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>>13306682
>>13306732
Alright, thanks. I'll see what the overall price will be and do my decision then.

>>13306708
Amazon is nice, yeah, but the shop is just a pretty short walk away from my apartment.

Thanks for the tips guys, gotta zip now though.
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>>13306734
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101862/on-the-tip-of-my-tongue

At first it's kinda eh but really I say read all of it. It gets pretty good when Twilight is thinking what to call Rarity.
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>>13306759
>human sex positions

>>13306766
>iron will

but it's good to fap
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>>13306767
>Amazon

unf
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>>13306779
Iron will is weird to them for a LOT of reasons, not the least that he's a biped, fuckhuge swole, ultra-agressive, and THEN he has those weird hands
But maybe he still thinks of them as paws or get interpreted as "paws"
Otherwise the rest of the cast wouldn't have said "Wait, what are 'hands'" upon Twilight's arrival
In any case seeing a lot more of them around would maybe not be a delight
... For some of them
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>>13306781
Amazon?
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>>13306795
Is there a finished coloring
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>>13306795
>Not thinking of nailing her
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>>13306795
>nipple hint

oh god sudden fetish boner
>>
Ever fuck a pony cosplayer?
Me neither.
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>>13306791
EqG is just bad writing and makes no sense most of the time. Full of errors and stuff that makes no sense.
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>>13306779
But that other Anon is right. A stallion can't really hilt into a mare. Based on how ponies work they'd get a few inches (okay, six maybe, they're pretty big), pump a few times, dump, they're outtathere.
A human, well
A human could hit down to the base in standard rear-entry sex because our junk is well in front of our hips, and in fact our instincts would probably push the average man to doing so
It would take some getting used to for interrspecial couples
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>>13306776
Will do, thanks
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>>13306806
Does myself count?
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>>13306807
Yeah, that's also true
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>>13306814
Details
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>>13306811
>the only difference pony feels is that human is 4 inches and stallion gets in 6
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>>13306823
Well I cosplayed Braeburn and took my medium chance pretending it was Soarin.
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>>13306815
I mean take the finger scene. Spike has them. Okay they don't look the same but they work exactly the same. Gilda can use them as fingers too. And as you said there's Iron Will.
Even if we say that Twilight didn't meet Iron Will and that somehow she never ever heard or saw or read about Minotaurs again Spike has them.
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>>13306825
Well those are Earth horses. I should have made that plain. It's possible Equestrians get even less in during their brief coitus.
A human, well
I don't think all of them would be hung enough to make them gasp, but being totally hilted and balls slapping against your cunt is pretty nice
Pone might like it
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>>13306791
>Every time Iron Will comes to town, a few lucky mares get "backstage passes"
>By backstage I mean rear entry
>by passes I mean by iron will's human-positioned penis
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>>13306836
Why would it be brief?

These aren't horses, they have a gag reflex and sleep lying on their backs.
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>>13306831
unf
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>>13306838
>by the time you finally get to equestria your waifu is addicted to minotaur dick
>>
Sometimes I wonder if I even make a difference to the mlp fandom...cause it feels like no one even notices me.
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>>13306834
I'm not super-clear on it but I've wondered if Spike has the same range of motion in his digits Humans have.

He also seems to think of them as claws or paws.

If anything the closest analogy comes in Diamond Dogs, and even they don't have five fingers to a hand.
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>>13306831
Then yes
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https://images.4chan.org/d/src/1378098636138.gif
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>>13306838
>>13306849
Lewd

Wait, why would a human-positioned penis be special?
>>
http://derpiboo.ru/417873

welp
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>>13306859
Man we've seen Spike do almost everything we can do with our finger. They are identical to fingers in every way but appearance.
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>>13306865
Already been talked about.
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>>13306863
hilting
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>>13306856
What do you do?
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>>13306795
>huge tits
>black lipstick
my dick.
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>>13306843
That might be true enough, but just based on how most pone seems able to get on two legs and, you know, stack
I don't think stallion dick is gonna get anywhere near the base of their sheath
But fuck they're all marshmallow crazy magic things anyway
Just interesting to think it's way, way easier for human to do certain things like go balls-deep but you'll never be able to flare out the way pone likes
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>>13306849
>>13306863
>>13306876
U... unf
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>>13306865
>what if we took a retarded little boy and made them a fat genderswapped furry abomination with an insatiable cocklust
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>>13306868
Well they end in claws, covered in scale, and it looks like he has three fingers and a thumb. If we don't get a pinkie lobbed off we might have finer motor skills out the gate.

Here's a dumb question, but is there any way Spike only has one joint in his thumb? He seems able to grasp quills but I haven't seen him thumb wrestle or what have you though that would cost way more money in animation than it's worth
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>>13306905
I was laughing my ass off when I clicked that. I was a little disappointed when I found out it wasn't actual link.
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>>13306876
And you think pone would like hilting?

What if that's way deeper than any mare prefers?

>>13306905
Also
> filename
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LK pls
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>>13306905
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>>13306862
What exactly is happening here
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I've been barely on mulpg much the past two weeks, except for watching nippone, the mac comic and sitting in a couple of streams.

What's been happening?
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>>13306878
Draw.
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>>13306893
I dunno. What would happen?
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>>13306948
Post some art and let's see why
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>>13306942
female x stallion
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Fat cocks stretching stallion ponuts
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How much merch do you own, mulpag?
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>>13306948
>That feel
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>>13306919
> implying Anon didn't wish he could lay down pipe better than any other stallion
> implying Anon can think ahead and imagine a mare does not want anything near the cervix
> implying Anon would be anything more than a Craigslist fuck for a lady who thinks she's a size queen
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>>13306968
>those life sized plushes

how do i express this emotion in text

it's a mix of disgust, horror, anger, and wanting a celestia version
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>>13306983
I wish I was a craigslist fuck for sizequeens

What's the minimum requirements?
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>>13306968
None
I own nothing
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>>13306968
The 4-pack.
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>>13306948
don't draw just for the fandom, it's a fun but short lived goal.
>>
WW3 HAS BEGUN

WW3 HAS BEGUN

WW3 HAS BEGUN

2 BALLISTIC MISSILES HAVE BEEN DETECTED HEADING TOWARDS EAST

IT'S HAPPENING!

This announcement was bought to you by /pol/
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>>13306985
Oh shit, they're life-sized?

I wonder how many of them have human skeletons in them.
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>>13306993
The lowest I've seen is 8.5", most women ask for a 10" snake, pictures next to a coke an and ruler from the base, not the side

No fucking clue what it would be in Ponyville. They'd probably think 7" was pretty good, 8" for big-'uns

When you're like 3 feet tall --
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>>13306985
Not text but maybe this
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>>13307002
gg, everyone.

We're all going to die in the hellfire of American nukes.

Especially Americans.
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>>13307009
>The lowest I've seen is 8.5"
Shoot
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>>13307016
Grab your ponies, were in for one hell of a ride.
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>>13307018
Well women who just want "above average" are really looking for anything north of 6.5"
Though they never really whip out the ruler
They just like novelty and something they think is bigger than they've seen before or get at home

That's lower than you'd expect a "SIZE QUEEN CAN HOST 420 FRIENDLY" to post though
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>>13307009
Someone did the math about pony dicks
If ponies were this height they'd have an average of 7 inch dicks
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>>13307016
> hellfire of american nukes lel pol was right you could have stopped this

All they've seen are missiles "from the mediterranean" "to the eastern land mass" and so far it's only on RT

So please, put down your Prepper bags and go to bed. It might be a long day tomorrow.
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>>13307032
... So I'd be about as long as they'd expect AND I could hilt?

BRB, got to get some bleach and ammonia
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>>13306879
>your wake up to find your dick has turned black
>after a moment's panic you realize this is a good thing
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>>13307033
>Prepper bags
>not exit bags

anon pls

What have I been saying for 3 years?
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>>13306805
Luna could put someone's eye out with those things especially since most people actually are eye-level with them
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>>13307032
And not all of it would go into a mare based on how their hips are oriented
Well shit
I guess we're gonna be the "big black dicks" of Equestria
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still makin' marbles, practicing glass materials
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>>13307044
>tfw 5"
Maybe I should drink that bleach
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>>13307039
> what have I been saying for three years
I don't know and I really don't give a fuck, /pol/ack.
Either pack your bag with pony, post pony, or leave.
Or at least I dunno
Talk about pony dick
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>>13307036
Well that's of course presuming that one feet in our world is the same in their world.

But there's something funny.
Remember that Saddle Arabian diplomats or whatever in Magic Duel? Well if Celestia was as tall as the chart says the Saddle Arabian horses would have the normal height for an Arabian Horse.
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>>13306954
>tfw anon never responds with his art
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>>13307047
That length includes the penis that's in the sheath which is never really out for play
5" might be well more than enough, especially from behind
Just like humans
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>>13307058
O-oh
Oh dear
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>>13307081
Good morning, Twilight.
I see your boyfriend, ah, stayed the night last night.
Sort of loudly.

Feeling chipper?
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i like to look at pictures of furries and ponies just to imagine gunning all of those fuzzy creatures down and convince myself that i'm a normal guy with normal violent urges

then i start an hour long bimbo viewing session before breaking down and coming back here

if i wasn't insecure i'd probably have a weird autistic girlfriend right now
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>>13307087
>boyfriend
For the last time Anon it's husband. We've been married for two weeks.
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>tfw everyone on m4m is like 50 in my area
>None of their dicks are bigger than mine
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>>13307092
O-oh! I was out of town. Congratulations.

But Twilight, this county doesn't recognize inter-species marriages.
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>>13307098
Try Grinder or OkCupid, scrub
Failing that try FetLife
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>>13307092
Did you run out of money for the honeymoon or something? A library doesn't sound like a great vacation spot.
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>>13307102
>remind me why we live here again
>>
would anyone want to watch a few episodes of "Whose Line Is It Anyway" ?

kinda bored
>>
>online dating

No thanks
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>>13307090
also i end up rewatching a few episodes here and there

usually five at a time

while crying

because i'm not there with them
>>
I don't like this MLPG anymore! I want to go to the other place!
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>>13307102
Nigga she a princess
She also is Celestia's apprentice.
Thing is as legal as it can be

>>13307107
You try convincing her that it's possible to live without studying every day, and taking a vacation away from everything.
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>>13307032
I really want this chart to be true, would be the perfect height
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>>13307113
yes
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>>13307111
Because it's the only town in the country that's a rolling Super Fund site with low-budget low-impact material buildings that can be rebuilt every other week when Twilight and Friends wreck the place

They'd just put the Humans there because bipedal tract housing could get rolled into it pretty easily
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>tfw cant into pone anatomy
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>>13307121
But, anon...This is the other place

Hahahahahahahaha!
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>>13307131

It's a cartoon show, they hardly have ANY anatomy.
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>>13307122
> legal as it can be
You mean how it's perfectly legal in CANTERLOT with its degeneracy but Ponyville doesn't need to recognize the union in the slightest?

Certainly.
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>>13307131
>caring
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>>13307113
I want to fuck you in the ass
But only if you don't face me while we do
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>>13307139
No. Mayor Mare was even at the wedding congratulation us. Also guess what? It's recognized in all of Eqeustria.
SO SHUT UP GRANNY SMITH
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>>13307122
Study trip Abroad!

Man you're really bad at convincing her to do fun stuff.
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>>13307113

yeah
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>>13307131
Post it, maybe someone can help you
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>>13307140
>not caring
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>>13307142
you know what

thats cool with me

its not gay as long as our balls dont touch right
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>>13307154
> Recognized in all of Equestria
Except it isn't, Or at least it won't after Ballot Measure 9 rolls through.

Have a nice day, dear.
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>>13307162
i do care but even if you break legs like i do all the time it can still end up looking alright
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i wonder what its like to have large boobs
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>>13307140
This is something you should care about
Like a lot
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>>13307163
>>13307142
>You'll never have a loveless no-homo relationship with a drawfag just for the sake of having a relationship at all
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>>13307131
just learn how to draw a proper ass and dock and you are pretty much set
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>>13307169
It's not all it's cracked up to be
Though it'd be kind of nice to have them sort of flop up during masturbation and suckle on a nipple I guess.
Really I'd be in it for a nice fun cunt.
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>>13307165
Nigga when Celestia says it's recognized it's fucking recognized

Also guess what? Latest polls how ythat 74% of the population is for it. You're just a stubborn old timer
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>>13307169
Sandbags
Inside of your cheek
Up and to the left
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>>13307169
I wonder what it's like to have a really tiny dick

Like something that's hidden by their balls
Or even an average dick
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>>13307155
...
EQUESTRIA TOUR HERE WE COME
FIRST STOP MANEHATEN
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>>13307160
May as well. She's not meant to be standing on a flat surface, so the legs are all over the place. They still bug me for some reason though
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>>13307169
>tfw large boobs are your fetish but you've never seen them irl

Suffering
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>>13307122
> Not coaxing her into studying human relations in depth
> namely hers
> You think that's really suave until you say it out loud.
> She sighs a little wearily but puts away the books with a smile
> "Maybe botany. I hear Canterlot's Royal Gardens look good this time of year."
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>>13307197
I wouldn't want it at all

I just want to know what it's like
I just can't imagine jerking off a tiny dick

Like I've jerked off some smaller dicks
But they weren't mine
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>>13307167
I've never had that happen. If I break legs it looks like broken legs and it's just bad
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>>13307197
That's the fella who got his scrotum tapped, right? After all the fluid buildup?
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>>13307202
>>13307188
Canterlot sounds okay too...
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>>13307199
I'm not sure how closely you followed your construction on those legs, but in any case it's kind of difficult to tell what's wrong because of how sketchy it is. The only thing I can say for sure is that the neck is too short and the diameter of the head should be bigger than the diameter of the body construction circles
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Ever fuck a MLP fan voice actor?
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>>13307218
would you try to win sweetiebelle out of the ponyzone game? its only $3 a try
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>>13307231
Can't say that I have.
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>>13307231

I once did an impression of a pony, so does masturbating count?
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>>13307231
i dont follow any fan VAs or even watch fan animations but im sure there are some i would bang.
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>>13307235

No, but I would come back after closing and steal her.
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>>13307231
I know a girl who can do a convincing Fluttershy and Pinkie. I'd her.
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>>13307231
I literally know of zero fan va's
So no
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>>13307219
It's a bit of a clusterfuck, there's not much I can do to fix that at this point without removing large chunks.

I can see what you mean about the head size, I kept reducing it and eventually it became too small in comparison to everything else. That's gonna be hard to fix now
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>>13307251
Which would you rather she let loose a low throaty groan in?
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>>13307231
No. I also don't really care about fan VAs so its unlikely that I ever will.
Though I probably wouldn't refuse if she offered to play my waifu and looks at least average
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>looking for reaction image
>see this in folder

Twilight sparkle has lost her face I think
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>>13307058
Holy shit that's actually true.
They Saddle Arbian horse are approximately 1.52 m which is the normal height for them.
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>>13307262
Herself, actually.
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>>13307268

Her nose is too long and her mouth is nonexistent.
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>>13307272
Well
You could try
But I won't pressure you into doing something you don't think is right or proper
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>>13307098
>Guy with huge cock near me on m4m
>Just wants his dick sucked
>Oh shit it's perfect
>Apart from the fact that I recognise the picture
>Google reverse image confirms it

Unless it was actually him

Why would
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>>13307258
start over and just do another one

sketches are cheap, it never hurts to just try again
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>>13307276
ITS HIS STYLE
YOU DO BETTER!
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>>13307281
This.
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>>13307281
I suppose that's a better idea. If only that sketch hadn't taken an embarrassingly long time to produce
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>>13307288
I don't think I drew that

My art was always more "many straight lines together in an attempt to make a curve"-ish
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>>13307280
>using porn pictures on dating/craigslist profiles

Why would you do that? You just end up looking worse when they actually meet you
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>>13307280
Someone you know?
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So MLPG, when did you realize Season 4 will be the best one yet?
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>>13307306
No
I just think I've seen every big dick solo picture on the internet

>>13307304
I think they figure you're going to be down for it anyway once you get there
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>>13307311
>you will never have fourth meal with Pinkie
>>
http://zippysqrl.tumblr.com/post/60139631894/preferencessurvey

please take this important survey on pony dicks
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>>13307298
it's called chicken scratching and don't do that
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>>13307311
I just did that shit two days ago. Shit was cash.
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>>13307297
It will get better. When I started, it sometimes took me two hours to produce a sketch when I had never drawn that pose before and even if it was a pose I already knew it sometimes took me up to an hour.
By now I can sketch out a new pose rather decently within 30 minutes or so - which is still a pretty long time, but a huge improvement compared to what I started with. It's just a matter of practice.
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never seen this show before, but heard its funny

stramming "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

Be there or go the fuck to sleep

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>>13307330
>never seen "Whose line is it anyway"
Mew, why are you so underageb&?
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>>13306921
What.
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>>13307330
The revival they're doing of that show is going to suck.

Aisha Tyler a shit
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>>13307351
It's turned out to be pretty good so far, actually.
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>>13307329
Yeah.. that one took an hour or so. What I'm trying to do is definitely above my abilities, but it's rare that I actually have anything in mind so I thought I'd try it anyway
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>>13307314
YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOR PINK!~
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>>13307321
>Seriously asking if ponies should have human or pony cunts and dicks
Seriously?
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>>13307358
oh it's already started?

Aisha Tyler a shit though.
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>>13307325
I can't make nice curves in a single stroke. My hands are too shaky, and they've only gotten shakier.

I'm sorry for having anti-art genes.
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>>13307365
>not being disgusted by marevag because you're not a total furfag yet
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>>13307325
Just curious but why?
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I always find it amazing that MLPG talks about gay stuff with no issues
I like it
Even though it's probably because only the gay ones get any
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>>13307375
I used to think that too but trust me you can get over it.
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>>13307383
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>tfw you constantly save pictures from artists but your never hit the like button or comment
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It had to be done within a period of fifteen hundred years the task of burning the film is removed from the pickup lube the order as the stars.
Fifteen hundred years I was packed in about the 7th to the reality by the time compression device,
I was begun to spin at a time three thousand and eight pieces per day from projector grotesque with a pone a lot.
Since project a little extra star on the inside of the membrane at a stretch, the owner of the dome to improve the mood I, it was me put the warm coffee moisten my body a dry first day and fifteen hundred years. It's that of the first day of the short exhibition period. Children who can not blink, come to watch the stars are taken to the teacher. I, were seeded to the screen to care about the pride of a little extra star.
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>>13307406

I think seeing something I've made reposted here is more rewarding than seeing it get "liked" or "favorited" on any other website.
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So this is what happens if Twilight and Rarity did the fusion dance and went to a LGBT parade
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>>13307381
I prefer the middle way
http://24.media.tumblr.com/1fe70a60f71285738714e99f5e63237a/tumblr_mhgl00XazR1rsowjpo1_1280.png
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Al Jazeera > Everything
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>its 4am
>i am reading fanfiction about nanakis dickgirl fursona
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>>13307429
Al Qaeda > Everything
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>>13307417
She actually looks kinda cool.
Cheerilee would approve.
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>>13307417
>I-it wasn't Hasbro forcing it into the show, I swear!
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>>13307418
im not so worried about the vag but the anus needs to be 100% horse
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>>13307375
Unless you have a medical condition get over it. It takes a while to make decent lines in one pass, but you'll never get there without practice. My lines are still pretty bad after 2 years but they definitely improved.

>>13307383
Looks like shit, destroys texture and form, and in the long run makes you slower.
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>>13307417
>Rarity's eyes and mane style
Man are they even trying
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>>13307439

>it's 6:15 AM
>I'm still obsessing over a 3d glass marble model trying to get it to look right
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>>13307439
At least you're not playing cookie clicker trying to get to 100 time machines without cheating.
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>>13307462
Nope
Yet Hasbro is still successful
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>>13307417
http://mlpg4merch.tumblr.com/post/60137263946/fantastic-flutters-alicorn-princesses
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The people who asked for this still awake?
http://i.imgur.com/pGD4jkC.png
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>>13307462
Dude they did the fusion dance

Rarity confirmed for next princess
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>>13307475
That's pretty cool. Not my thing but still cool
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>>13307465
>it's 3:20AM
>i'm listening to mediocre ambient music made by a crazy japanese girl that shit out several horrible, horrible ideas and laughed as the souls of good men were swallowed whole by creeping terrors
>she also drew some really weird porn
>i think she's my waifu

I need somebody
I need anybody
I really need someone
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>>13307475
nigga you gay
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>>13307496
I'm bi. I like both, also it was a request.
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>>13307480
Imagining those two doing the fusion dance is hilarious.
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>>13307418
I want to lean against her side and snuggle up below that wing nonsexually
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>>13307513
it would probably be really warm

her velvet coat against your body, barely yielding to your pressure like a very expensive mattress that has an internal temperature in excess of 100F
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Who remembers treasure mathstorm
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>>13307502
you take requests? can you do ponies blowing their own cocks and cumming in their mouth.


pinkie,rarirty,twily or sweetiebelle is fine.

i will fap to it.
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>>13307543
its pretty gay these past hour
I'm sorry.
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>>13307526
Oh geez... I bet you could also feel her every breath, the chest rising and falling at a slow, steady pace, accompanied by the sound of her heartbeat
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>>13307541
Well, It's too late for me to do it right now. You can drop the request in my sub thread, my tumblr, or ask me next time you see me.
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>>13307548
Is that still a thing?
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>>13307552
and then you would wake up
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>>13307548
I love Lyra's face in that so much. She has such a great shit eating grin.
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>>13307558
The DMW thing? No, the ex-boyfriend of the girl who started it told tumblr that she's an insane cunt who faked a miscarriage, lied about being raped and pretended to be Lauren Faust scolding him for breaking up with her, she dropped the DMW thing to go on full damage control
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>>13307560
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>>13307575
U WOT
LINK TO THIS GLORIOUS DRAMA
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>>13305174
"COURSE" ISNT REALLY EVEN A WORD UNLESS YOU ARE REFFERING TO A GOLFING RANGE.
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>>13307585
http://lol-brett.tumblr.com/post/60117367041/a-word-from-pinkieponys-ex
She admitted somewhere on her tumblr that he says the truth but I'm too lazy to dig through that clusterfuck of a layout, especially since she spams like hell
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>>13307586
Is that a joke or something?
I don't get it
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>>13307586
What about an obstacle course?
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>>13307560
Anon, please, just let me have this
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>>13307609
Nope.Woke up and now brushing your teeth and preparing for your daily 9 to 5 cubicle job
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>>13307586
course it is
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>>13307417
What a pretty horse
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>>13307622
Why Anon
What did I ever do to you?
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>>13307622
>Not having autismbux
>Working
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>The sex mall is a dimension outside of space and time. An interconnected bridgeway between worlds. Anything can be gotten there. Mostly sex oriented but I guess they have ice creams and things. Brave, foolish people seek it out. Dark, silent souls are drawn there. They have what you need, if you're willing to reach out and take it, at the SEX MALL.

i shouldn't be reading these things
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>>13307628
Coffee's ready. Drink up.

Pretend it's pony semen or something and grab the keys to your mom's car
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>>13307628
>>13307644
Bleach is still an option dear anon
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>>13307622
I work at my own workbench 9 to 5
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>>13307644
But I don't want to guzzle pony semen.
And neither do I live at home.

You know what Anon? I think you are trying to ruse me! I bet THIS is the dream and in reality I'm still snuggled up to Celestia
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>>13307575
>>13307591
Well
As long as its over
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>you will never date LK __sexually
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>>13307660
Well shit. You figured it out. This is a dream

You don't have a job in real life. Also you're overdue with the rent. Find 500$ by tomorrow or be evicted
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>>13307677
Little Kuriboh?
He's married
And a guy
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>>13307622
>2013
>working in a cublicle
How's them suicidal urge brah?
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>>13307677
He's not that attractive
Unless he's my bottom bitch I wouldn't be happy sexually
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>>13307687
this too is a dream

you awake to see the three suns converge above you. a flash of light fills the sky, and you are surrounded by ponies

dead ponies
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>>13307704
Time to perform CPR on all those ponies!
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>>13307698
Not that high thanks to my cubicle neighbor
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>>13307711
Daily lunch break blowjobs must be the best
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What

What do you do in a cubicle?

What degree do you need to work in a cubile?
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>>13307687
I had a dream last night that was all kinds of weird.

It started out as a nightmare. I was at the uni and I inexplicably became incontinent. It was horrible, but later I ended up in a clinic, and a cute volunteer girl sat by my bedside and took care of me all day~

I have tentatively concluded that it means I am into MILFs and nurses.
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>>13307719
Anon please.
I would never cheat on Rarity
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>>13307711
>pinkie pie will never be your neighbor
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>>13307710
the ponies crumble to technicolor dust, as does the grass you walk on. the world is ash. where there is no ash, there is only white. if tumblr still existed, someone would be calling this racist

as you give your waifu one last caress, feeling her disintegrate into your hand, you wake up for real. welcome to the MLPG dormitory. your bunkmate is still asleep, in his fursuit as always. the smell of cum fills the common sleeping room. the slightest movement could wake your faggot mate or the people in the mattress below you, if they aren't awake and fapping already.
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>>13307733
>had the same dream for almost a week now
>it's my waifu rejecting me
Is there a way to stop yourself from dreaming? I can't take it anymore
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Goodnight Mlpg.
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>>13307417
Confirmed for furry.
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>>13307746
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>>13307742
CRITICAL SPOILER ERROR
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>>13307742
>Welcome to hell
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>>13307746
WAKE UP
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>>13307743
>Rejecting you
top pleb
Mine kicks me out and I kill myself in the Everfree
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>>13307743
>Is there a way to stop yourself from dreaming
Only two ways to stop it

1) Sleep in periods of less than 20 minutes. This is the surest bet. Set an alarm.

2) Learn to lucid dream so you can wake yourself up whenever you dream -- or try to control the dream. I'm working on this myself, but so far I've only managed it one time ever. Just ask yourself when you get rejected "is this a dream"?
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>>13307417
Lisa Frank Presents: My Little Pony
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>>13307743
>had the same dream for two days now
>it's my waifu shooting me in the fucking heart
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>>13307742
Anon: Push m8 out of bunk
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>>13307764
>tfw accomplished the latter once when I dreamt I was having sex with my ex-girlfriend and she was having squirting orgasms, and we were very much in love just like the old days.

I'm a fool.
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>>13306441
Omni isn't here right now
please leave a message after the boop
boop
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Sorry to bother again, but that anon from earlier who asked about his PC build.

I visited the shop now and discussed the build with them, and this is the list they gave to me (along with the prices): http://pastebin.com/B9c6FCCp
(I added the 750W PSU for reference, though I think I'm good with 650W?)

They didn't have any Seasonic in stock, but they can order it from elsewhere. That i7 only adds +100 to the overall price, which isn't that much of a problem for me.

They didn't carry any GTX800 series, and none of their GTX700 series had GB4 of memory (aside from some PALIX ones I have never heard of), but they offered me that GTX760 for pretty cheap, and it would round my build down to ~1200e with Win7. Go for it? Yay/nay?
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>>13307756
Schoooooooooool tomorrow.
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>>13307795
Get the graphics card from elsewhere, probably online. Amazon, newegg, and tigerdirect are your go-tos.
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>>13307790
OMNI YOU BASTARD I WAS WORRIED, anyway post that enrichment center thing already.

Please call me back when you get the chance~
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>>13307759
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>>13307790
People were already getting worried about you
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>>13307797
neeeeerd
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>>13307775
You kick your bunkmate to the floor. It was easier than you thought it would be, probably because everyone here is malnourished. Food rations have been running short for weeks.

He crashes to the ground and screams something unintelligible in what you can only assume to be sergal. Or russian. You're not sure if there's a difference. two bunks over, a burly, threatening man leaps out of bed, grabs a heavy duty horse dildo, and starts beating your unfortunate mate prompting more unintelligible cursing. galloping noises emanate through the walls. you have drawn the attention of the security guards.
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>>13307795
Those RAMs should cost a lot less than that. Also, I wasn't here when you discussed this earlier, but why the hell do you need an i7? More importantly, why would you pay for your OS?
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>>13307813
;_;
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>>13307795
>almost half the normal retail price
Run for the hills
They're full of shit. 760s are normally about 210-210 Euro
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>>13307817
>spoiler error
Shit fucking spoiler tag fucking figs fucking pony putzes fuck
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>>13307795
>>13307818
Also your motherboard has integrated graphics, again, why
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>>13307817
>RAPE GUARDS
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>>13307795
Those are really really high prices
Are you in Germany?
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moot really needs to get better servers or something.
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>>13307838
You meet the squadron of stallions with your penis at the ready.

You are quickly tazed and strapped back into your bunk. Your furry friend and his assailant are both taken to the medical wing, for mental and physical evaluation. Dawn can not come soon enough. Maybe they'll let you outside this time?
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>>13307818
he's doing video rendering and other software stuff, not just gaming.
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>>13307837
Everything does these days doofus
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rate my headfanon

>the ponies can magically remove fat
>but they still like to make themselves obese for fetishes
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>>13307806
>>13307823
That may or may not have been me talking out of my ass. I just saw the "sale" price, and it looked tempting. Before then I was considering buying everything else from them and order the graphics card online.

>>13307837
It has? I only told 'em I'd like a Z87, but I didn't specify what, and didn't check if the one I listed there did.

>>13307839
Something like that.

>>13307818
basically this >>13307857
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>>13307861
I have a high end mobo and it doesn't have an integrated graphics card. In fact, none of gigabyte's high end line does that I've seen.
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>>13307856
Can I wake up now?
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>>13307862
0/10

Fat fetish a shit
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>>13307884
why are you in the fat fetish general then?
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>>13307862
I'll miss those titties
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>tfw waking up from a nice dream and realizing you're yourself again
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>>13307891
Because sometimes we also talk about ponies and them doing cute stuff.
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>>13307894
>tfw don't want to go to sleep because you don't want to wake up
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>>13307868
http://www.pccasegear.com/UserFiles/GA-Z87X-OC-FORCE-large2.jpg

I can't think of a post-Nehalem mobo that hasn't broken out the gpu

>>13307867
Seriously just get what the logical increments site recommends
They're good quality
These guys sound like they might take you for a ride
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>>13307894
>tfw wake from a nightmare and have to get up, but wish you could go back to sleep because it's mildly better than being awake
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>>13307857
>>13307867
As usual, AMD is better value
http://www.anandtech.com/bench/product/697?vs=836
If you have the dosh or have to do video editing a lot, it's probably not a bad idea to get the i7 either way though.
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>>13307909
990fx, granted it's AM3 socket.
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>>13307894
>tfw you wake from a dream where you obtained/achieved something you really really want
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>>13307872
You wake up, or more precisely, the sedatives wear off. You are in a fenced exercise yard a short distance from ponyville, just close enough to barely hear the murmurs of bustling town life. The distant figures of "civilized" humans walk among the technicolor natives, doubtlessly free of any sexual or romantic attraction to them. And you are here, in an impromptu correctional facility. An unfamiliar face, heavily bruised, glares at you from across the yard. As you take notice, the gangly injured figure gets up and begins advancing on you.

Before he can come within speaking distance, the compound is blown sky high. You aren't killed in the blast, but falling stone debris does you in regardless. As punishment for your deplorable life, your soul is sent to hell.

You wake up. The alarm clock says that you're late for work, your suit isn't pressed, and you're out of coffee. The pillow you usually hug has fallen to the floor.
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>>13307920
Well we were talking Intel
And AM3 isn't really relevant any more is it

>>13307912
He wants to game too
I think he'll be more upset when he's getting bottlenecked in a game than having a video transcode a little slower
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>tfw waking up and not in bed with loira
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>>13307894
>Pony dream
>Oh neat
>Ponies are all making fun of me
>Wake up crying
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>Pony dream
>Mewball waltzes into it riding a doge
>Steals my waifu
>Starts making out with rediv
>Wake up angry
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http://imgur.com/BTztLbE

>save this
>notice the lips
>oh geez
>i guess its not that bad i can ignore it
>notice the fucking diaper

WHY
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>>13307910
There are super cool nightmares. Like when you dream you die from a nuclear explosion. You get to see the explosion in the distance and all the buildings being torn apart, it's super cool.
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>>13307963
THE FACES ANON

THE FACES WERE ENOUGH OF A HINT
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>>13307944
i dont know that feel
>>13307960
im in ur dreams

stealin ur waifu

wow
wow
such get fucked
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>>13307944
>tfw waking up and not being on mewballs
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>>13307963
Because it's an awful furry artist
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>>13307966
I just have ones where people I used to know hate and alienate me. As sad as it is, some of the happiest dreams I've had lately have been about posting on /mlp/
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>tfw waking up and being on 4chan
>tfw you fell asleep on your chair
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>>13307909
>>13307912
Okay, I compared the prices on their site against logical increments+Amazon, and I think I'll go with the latter (in along the lines of "outstanding" and "exceptional" category).

Just about the PSU though, would 650W be sufficient if I pick i7, ASUS z87-pro, and GTX770? At what point would I need 750W, if I don't overclock?
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>>13307960
>mewball stealing my waifu and my internet crush

I can't feel
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>>13307987
>no escape
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>>13307988
A quality 650 will be plenty
I'm running an SLI rig on a 520
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You will never
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>pony dream
>hugging pony
>lol nevermind it's a sargel dream
>fuck you mlpg
>i didn't know what those were a few days ago
>stop fucking lovingly stroking my face you giant fluffy piece of furry shit
>i'm going to fucking shank you m8o
>give me back my fucking qt3.14 pegasus gf
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>>13308000
I love how her wings move here.
She's like a happy little ladybird.
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>13308026
because she has a large penis
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>>13308029
unf unf penises unf
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>>13308029
UNF
I'd give anything for a futa or tranny Fluttershy
Human or pony
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>>13308026
Because she has the most sweaters
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>>13308012
in my dream rarity is impressed with my score in cookiecliker and rewards me by letting my blow her dick, which ejaculates my favorite frosting.
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>>13308012
We're sorry, but you deserved it.

Enjoy being lovingly stroked by landsharks.
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>>13308039
It's not the only thing she wears though.
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Pony is having fun
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Which pony's nipples look the most like milk duds?
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>>13308053
Kill pony
Fun is illegal for stupid pone
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>>13308053
Sweet pony ass.
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>>13308053
UNF
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>>13308053
Disgusting.
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>>13308052
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>>13308037
i wonder why there arnt more transgenered horses in real life?
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>>13308052
My favourite is just her in the white tanktop and those shorts
I'd love to see her in that lounging around the house
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>>13308044
Damn. You're one lucky sob
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>>13308053
What episode?
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>>13308065
Because horses don't breed degenerates
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>>13308012
Oh boy, are you in for it.

First comes the face stroking
Then the backrubs
Then the foot massage
Then the full body massage
Then the acupuncture

Before you know it, the giant fluffy piece of furry shit is escorting you to a sauna with your favorite pony waiting for you inside.

Finally you have to deal with paying the massive spa bill and the polite giant fluffy furry piece of shit receptionist telling you to have a nice day. Only then, and only then, can you take your pony out for a romantic dinner.
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>>13308065
>image
Triggers me everytime
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>>13308066
Yeah, she looks extra cute like that.
Someone needs to draw that, just her reading a book on a couch while wearing this.
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>>13308080
Calm down, it's just the internet.
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>>13308074
>tfw no relaxing spa day with rainbow dash
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>>13308085
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>>13308093
I think the internet has made stupidity easier to contract
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Would you take mud bath with pone
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Daily reminder that if you have a penis you are a male, regardless of what you think you are.
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>>13308070
The one where Trixie returns, probably. When Twilight's training with Zecora.
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>>13308102
>Americans in charge of getting irony
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>>13308102
It just gives stupid people a platform
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>>13308102
More like easier to witness.
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>>13308103
Of course
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>>13308110
>what is intersex
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>>13308115
BURGERS AND CLAP
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>>13308110
I just make the distinction between being mental sex and physical sex, and bam. No more question.
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>>13308122
Anything with more than one x or y is literally fucked up in a major way
The fuck is O
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>>13308110
That's bullshit. The only correct way of going at it is if you have XY, you are male, if you have XX, you are female.
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>>13308122
Mutants need not apply.
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>>13308129
>Mental sex
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>>13308122
PURGE THE MUTANTS
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>>13308110
Daily reminder that seven inches ought to be enough for any woman

>>13308122
Abnormalities and deformities that create a lesser quality of life for the afflicted, just like the hormonal conditions in-utero that create the mentally ill people called "trans".

One day we'll all be born in tanks and there will be no more suffering.
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>>13308111
That's what I thought too, but I checked the scene and that's not it.
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>>13308136
It' when you think about sex always.
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>>13308130
nothing

aka a dead fetus
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"strawmen are only okay when we do them"
-either side of any given argument
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>>13308122
They're called "mutations". They are pretty bad to have, as in, you kind of tend to die.
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>>13308140
Daily reminder that I don't care what women think I want a bigger dick
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>>13308147
What if mental rape?
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>>13308148
The dead can't really be counted then
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>>13308146
Well damn, I don't know.
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>>13308122
>>13308129
>>13308131
>>13308140
"Transgendered" people are mentally ill, plain and simple.
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>>13308158
Down with mental molestia
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>>13308155
Present!
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>>13308155
Pony packed up and left, they had enough of this place.
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>>13308155
SORRY OFFICER
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I hate you so much.
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Daily reminder that you shouldn't get in other peoples shit if it makes them happy and doesn't effect others
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>>13308168
Are you ready for your test?
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>>13308161
Well yeah but it's not like it's hurting anyone. Not even hurting themselves that much. So there isn't really any reason to rally up against them, or offer "treatment".
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>>13308174
everything is fine
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>>13308173
Wow
AJ should tell Granny to fuck herself
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>>13308176
Fuck that noise
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>>13308159
They can vote though.
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>>13308176
*affect
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>>13308176
AFFECT NOT EFFECT
YOU'RE STUPID WE SHOULD OUTLAW STUPIDNESS GET OUT OF MY THREAD
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>>13308178
Y-yes
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>>13308192
Who let zombies into the voting booth again
They just ate that old lady
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>>13308180
I don't want to "treat" them. They can be as fucked in the head as they want and think they're whatever the fuck they want, but they need to shut the fuck up already about being something that they're not. It's down right annoying on the same level as gay pride parades and this is coming from a raging homosexual.
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>>13308168
WHAT KIND OF PRESENT?
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>>13308064
What's wrong, anon?
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>>13308204
dildos
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>>13308183
Sometimes I come here to see how it is and I see how it is.
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>>13308180
But they are hurting themselves severely, image-wise. The militant transgendered people are the reason why those more unwilling to accept them look and say "SEE! That's what I'm fucking talking about!" They just keep feeding people reasons to dislike them
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i'm shocked nobody has made an Alcapone pone
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>>13308206
>leggings
>skirt

There isn't an appropriate image to convey my unf
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>>13308198
Good. I hope you brought some time.. because your test will be to fill out my tax forms.nonsexually
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>>13308221
Already done
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>>13308221
>second spoiler didn't work
I hate it when that happens
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>>13308212
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>>13308235
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>13308219
>>13308219
I'm sure you can find something.
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>>13308235
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>>13308244
>gman
>background is clearly the layer of the illusive man
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>>13308243
Anon stop please
continue
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>>13308254
>>
Speaking of Discord, do you think now that he's friendly with the main 6 we'll see him more often? Perhaps playing a smaller part when he shows up like the way Zecora is a part of the show? Or will he only show up to play a major role in an episode, and we only see him once or twice in S4?
Which would you rather see personally?
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>>13308263
Alright, but you're not thinking lewd thoughts, are you?
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>>13308268
we won't see him because the people in charge don't give a shit
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>>13308176
but there is proof letting these crazy trans people run free destroys the society i live in.

that affects me.
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>mfw I paid a overweight Japanese girl 700$ just so I can lick her feet and masturbate with her socks
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>>13308277
n-no
yes
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>>13308277
When I see pictures like that I just want to cuddle with her on the couch and smell her perfect hair
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>>13308268
John De Lancie pretty much confirmed that he's back for a little bit in S4 at least
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>>13308268
I'd personally prefer it if he only did the job they needed him for and then went back to his old self
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>>13308268
I'd rather see him do a complete re-180, destroy the mane six's friendship, send the EoH into the depths of Tatarus and start up a party with Tirek and Grogar
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>>13308268
We know that he has a song in S4 so there's that.
OH SHIT

WE'RE GETTING AN EPISODE WHERE WE HAVE A NMM FALSHBACK
DUDES
WHAT IF WE GET A FLASHBACK TO DISCORD.
THE SONG HE'S SINGING IS THE ONE HE WAS DOING BEFORE LUNA AND CELESTIA STONED HIM?
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>>13308288
i offered that exact same thing to rose and se refused

what a prude
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>>13308280
>>13308294
>John De Lancie pretty much confirmed that he's back for a little bit in S4 at least
Yeah I'm pretty sure we'll see him once at the very least. I could even imagine it being the episode where Twilight is witnessing Luna transform into NMM.
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>>13308289
Anon please, they're not for lewd.
But for the interest of everyone here, what are you thinking exactly?

>>13308292
I know right? There's just something about seeing a not shy, happy and smiling Fluttershy.
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>>13308314
It's best if you imagine she's happy because of you
>tfw you'll never make anyone happy
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>>13308308
Yeah his original pose when he got stoned the first time could totaly be that happening, damn that would be pretty cool!
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>>13308314
too young for me
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>>13308308
>discord song in season 04

oh, where was this confirmed?
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>>13308308
Oh man, that would be amazing
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>>13308314
Flutters trying out socks because anon likes them so much
Surprising him when he's on the couch reading a book by sitting down on his lap slowly, anon figuring out quick that she's got nothing on underneath her skirt
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>>13308320
>>13308329
>>13308308
>>13308310
and you know that it will never happen, or if it does happen, it's going to be in a shitty way.
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>>13308327
Well I think the first time was when he had his own panle at a con. I think it was Unicon can't remeber exactly.

He was asked if Discord would sing and he just amde this face and said he can't talk about it.

And apparently he said at a Star Trek panel at Dragoncon that he has a song before Data called him King of the Bronies
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>>13308300
I'd definitely like to see him as a curious trickster who follows the ponies than a straight up ally. Wanting to straight up destroy the ponies and their friendship seems meh, but if he was ambigiously doing random things to toy with them that would be interesting.
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>>13308314
These would be great if Fluttershy had some actual curves, spilling over and stretching the fabric as she tries not to draw too much attention to her voluptuous body and overfull breasts.
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>>13308359
Nah
Skinnyfat Fluttershy is best
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>>13308319
I'm not the worlds biggest fan of Fluttershy, but this game really made me realize how damn cute she can look, and why she was a model in the first place.

>>13308336
Wow, that is really lewd.
But I'm sure that's not the only thing you're thinking about.
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>>13308356
I think he just wants to have fun. He'll joke around, fuck things up a bit but never try to hurt the ponies or anything. Just you know annoy them.
If their lives were in danger he'd save them but till then? Eh Twilight wouldn't mind a few snakes here and there. Maybe.
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>SB in charge of consistent anatomy

Why is cocksnails' medial ring so far away from his body?

Also, fuck him for that all the way through Twist image that I never noticed.
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>>13308382
She wasn't a model for her looks. She was a model for her shy nature. Photo Finish even says that.
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>>13308389
>all the way through
link?
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>>13308382
Anon, it's too lewd
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>>13308397
Find it yourself.
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>>13308382
What would her tail extensions mean for the human version?
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>>13308397
http://derpiboo.ru/287048
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>>13308414
Ass implants.
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>>13308065
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>>13305571
>>13305610
Could you imagine if she's walking by the other ponies on twos? They would shit themselves while running. lel
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>>13308423
>ass implants
She's dead to me.
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>>13308414
She colours her hair obviously
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>>13308391
Yeah, now I remember. But still, she's by far the easiest (and most fun) to dress up.

>>13308402
But how lewd?
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>>13308433
That's mayor mare man.
She needs something else.
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>>13308438
Very sexually forward Flutters kind of lewd
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>>13308431
This fucking nigger that always replies to shit that's 5 hours old about this time

Does it every fucking night
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>>13308431
>Twilight and Rarity go for eachother when scared
Classical Unicorn behavior. I bet those two would fuck their friends to save each other.
GOTTA KEEP THE RACE PURE. HORNS BEFORE HOES

Fucking unicorns. Thinking they're so much better than all the other ponies.
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>>13308443
wow cool guy so many notes
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>>13308441
I dunno man
It's better for her because it's an unnatural colour so it could be seen as wanting attention
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>>13308414
Hair extensions. She normally keeps her hair bobbed, much easier to manage.
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I'm going to enjoy this
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>>13308451
Now you've got my attention.
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>>13308443
Is this guy for real?
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>>13308463
LINK YOU FAGGOT
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>>13308443
>23k notes for a terrible joke by a 5 year olds standards
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>>13308476
the name is in the image man. You can easily find it
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>>13308483
BUT I CAN'T STAND FIMFICTION
IT RUNS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT ON MY SHITTY LAPTOP
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>>13308472
She knows not to try with any of her friends because it could make their relationship complicated
But you're new here
And you won't need any toys
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>>13308417
GOD I HATE THIS
HOW ARE YOU MEANT TO SURVIVE THAT?
HOW IS IT MEANT TO BE PLEASURABLE?
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>>13308485
FINE
ONE MINUTE ON FUCKING GOOGLE WITHOUT THE NEED OF THE FIMFICTION SITE

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/124781/pleasures-of-the-night

ALSO WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LAPTOP DO YOU FUCKING HAVE BECAUSE SERIOUSLY
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http://incestriagirls.tumblr.com/post/60164613515/my-little-mod-blog-mylittleheadcanon-having

reminds me of applebeans but more funny and doesnt seem as tryhard
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>>13308502
Reminds me of applebeans but not funny at all
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>>13308463
>four dependent/independent sentences in a row

Dat typical fanficton "writer"
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>>13308489
Go on...
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>>13308498
A HP PAVILION DV6

YEAH
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>>13308495
i used to be a huge SB fan but lately he is just going downhill.

does he even draw anything that isnt extremely specific fetish porn?

wasnt he going to some art related school? did he quit that?
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>>13308517
>giving
>HP
>money
>for
>products
>and
>services

17.3 gigahitlers
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>>13308517
>HP
IT"S ONLY YOUR FAULT
YOU DESERVE IT
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>>13308502
>kerning on the T
Wow. How do you fuck up that bad?
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>>13308522
>i used to be a huge SB fan but lately he is just going downhill.
if that isnt the understatement of the year
What happened? Did he go crazy?
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>>13308431
>changing comic style to show style
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I'm going to go ride for an hour so that someone might love me one day
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>>13308522
it was great when it all began
I was a regular SB fan
but it was over when he had the plan...
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>>13308534
my best guess is his fetish porn got the most attention so he switched to only doing that.
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>>13308542
Really the only thing that doesn't work is RD. Other than that it looks nice.
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>>13308522
Yeah, SB has been going downhill since issue 18
I always get confused when people say SB
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>>13308525
>>13308530
IT WAS A GIFT OK

IT'S NOT MY FAULT I SWEAR
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>>13308517
>AMD
You asked for it
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>>13308489
>sexually forward lesbian Fluttershy

Doesn't make sense, but fuck if it isn't hot.
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>>13308550
i disagrre
all their faces are terrible
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remember when mewball was good
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>>13308543
No-one's ever going to love you, Anon
You should enjoy yourself before you kill yourself
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>>13308554
tfw no more young justice
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beb
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>>13308595
Those are some sad ponies
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>>13308602
TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!
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>>13308606
look at that overdesigned garbage
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>>13308614
But that's Cadence, not Celestia.
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>>13308430
the /pol/ edit with the low opacity merchant.jpg in the middle of the heart is funnier
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>>13308614
Welcome to the show!
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>>13308621

You okay Pank?
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>>13308620
>implying
ill wrek u
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>>13308489
ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP GOING OR NOT
I'VE ALREADY GOT MY DICK OUT
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>>13308626
She's never okay
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>fic ends just as the pegging is about to start
WELL YOU KNOW FUCK YOU TOO AUTHOR. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT PART WOULD HAVE BEEN MY BIGGEST FETISH
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I want to die
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Anyone want a request in these early beb hours
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>>13308657
Rarity in a cookie and chocolate dress.
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>>13308657
Stupid sexy dom twilight
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>>13308657
You do humans? Then this >>13308082 please.
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>>13308657
Sweetie pyrotechnics
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Narcoleptic Pony
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>>13308620
>Celestia
>overdesigned
I will destroy you.
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>>13308657
>
>>13308082
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>>13308682
You just continue to disappoint me
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>>13308657
Luna braiding Celestias mane
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>>13308682
Get fucked.
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>>13308686
Anything I do about it wont change that, my friend
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>>13308682
OH LUNA
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Pony likes it when you scratch behind her ears.
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>>13308692
Just sjut up and when you wake up DRAW
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Wud u a catpone?
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>>13308683
look at that fat ass
it's like three times her shoulder span

captcha: athire thick
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>>13308657
Luna breeding Celestia's marecunt
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>>13308683
So I haven't come here since Season 3 ended. What does "beb" mean?
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>>13308698
If that pony asked me I would scratch her behind the ear all day long
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>>13308714
ded
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>>13308714
dod
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>>13308716
Admit it anon, you'd scratch any pony that asked

You scratch-slut you
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>>13308728
M-maybe, but especially that pony
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>>13308714

It's an annoying term young girls use to refer to people in America.

It's not specific to mlpg.

It means 'baby'
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>>13308452
Typical Dashfag Behavior
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would you investigate with pony
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>>13308723
>>13308724
Thanks Anons.
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>>13308741
Only if we're solving the case of My Waifu and the Missing Penis
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>>13308701
Would I become a pony and be forced to wear a cat hood and socks, and have pinkie pie show me off as a new slutty pone?
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>>13308758
Yes, but you'd have to suck off at least 10 stallions first.
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>>13308762
Then no
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>>13308762
what's the catch
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>>13308762
>Gets this amazing offer from anon
>>13308764
>Fucking refuses it

So fucking ungrateful
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>>13308769
Sorry, I'm just not a fan of dicks.
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>>13308772
This is such a foreign concept to me

Damn, can I get that offer instead?
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>>13308772
You can't cook an omelet without breaking a few eggs, Anon. No mare pussy for you.
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Full communism
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>>13308784
My waifu would probably break MY eggs if she found me whoring around
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>>13308730
get scratching. she tends to become impatient about ear scratches. they're like a drug.
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Would you affectionately refer to pony as "bitch"?
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>>13308772
>Not wanting to be turned into a mare
>Not wanting to be turned cock-crazy the moment you go into heat
>Not wanting to be railed by stallions and anons
>Not wanting to be Rarity's maid

I'd rather have all of this forced on to me, while being mindraped by twilight.
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>>13308799
She wouldn't have to ask me twice for that.
Should I scratch her neck, too?
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>>13308803
only if i was a diamond doge
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>>13308808
unf
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>>13308810
>doge
Stop that. Stop it now.
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Pony wants you to start booping other ponies.

while she watches
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>>13308808
No, I don't really want that. I just want to hang out with my favourite pony and maybe have a romantic dinner and groom her wings or something like that.
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>>13308813
wow
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>>13308809
she would like that

excuse her if she starts kicking involuntarily.
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Pony just said Heretic is better than HeXen
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>>13308814
U-unf
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>>13308824
That would only encourage me to go on and try to make her cooing
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You know what? Fuck this shit show. And fuck you too mlpg. I'm leaving.
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>>13308821
Pfffhahaha.
Who made this?
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>>13308829
See you for dinner
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>>13308829
see you tomorrow!
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>>13308829
Could you bring me some funyuns when you get back?
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>>13308829
See you tomorrow!
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>>13308830
That's Kraut
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>>13308830
Kraut
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Pony learned to unf from you and now she exploded. I hope you're happy, Anon.
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>>13308828
she might become insatiable and roll over onto her back, demanding belly rubs, too.
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>>13308808
This is way hotter than it has any right to be

>Not wanting to be Rarity's maid
This part came out of nowhere but damn it's unf
>while being mindraped by twilight.
Also this
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>>13308848
I'd rub that belly all day long.
It would just be kinda hard to do so if she was lying on the ground like that - how am I supposed to reach her belly without kneeling down on one of her wings?
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>>13308844
I think the reason why Kraut is half-ded once again is because he's transforming into a second Klondike.
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So what do you guys think about Rarity sticking her head in a trash can in Season 1?
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>>13308821

Cheeky lookin' cunt u r m8
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>>13308850
I wonder what would those two do with your broken body.
Like once they are bored would they just pass the body one to each other
"Hey Twilight I'm kinda bored with it, you can have it"
"Cool I'll see if I can attach a diamond Dog dick on him and make it work"
"Oh do return him after that then. I want to test it"
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>>13308863
Birds of a feather flock together.
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>>13308833
>>13308834
>>13308835
>>13308837
MLPG: you can never truly leave
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>>13308863
Just proves how much she cares about her friends.
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>>13308867
wow
such animals
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>tfw no full silent film episode
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>>13308860
While you try to find a good position she might grab you and pull your body atop hers, licking your ear and giggling.

Then you'd have to try hard to not laugh when her wings start tickling your sides.
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>>13308869
Well you'd still be a mare so that's kinda strange, but damn
>passing you around like that
Uuuuuuunff
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Pony's butt is in love with you
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>>13308872
Not really. You'd be surprised at how easy it is to leave, at least for a long while.
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>>13308890
I guess I have no other choice but to tickle her back if I want to win this fight
And press her down with my body
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>>13308895
Does that include her vagina, as well?
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>>13308900
You find just the right spot under her wings and she turns into puddy. She even makes cute little noises when she tries to recompose herself, but every attempt fails.
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>>13308908
Yes
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I'M NOT GONNA STOP, THAT'S WHO I AM
I'LL GIVE IT ALL I GOT THAT IS MY PLAN
WILL I FIND WHAT I LOST?
YOU KNOW YOU CAN
BET ON IT BET ON IT BET ON IT
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>>13308920
Time to tickle her into submission - let's see how long she can take it before she begs for mercy.
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>>13308922
Way to make my day, Anon.
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>>13308931
>submission
>celestia
You just don't put these two words in the same sentence unless you put "to" between the first and the second.
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>>13308920
>and she turns into puddy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
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It's time.
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>>13308957
You're right, anon...it IS time...
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>>13308957
no
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>there will never be a new pony rhythm video
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>>13308969
>you will never care
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>>13308969
>there will never be another daily dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRvZvBCRyI
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Twilight's friends should become alicorns in season 4, as well as Cheerilee, and the CMC, hell lets make the entire population of Equestria into alicorns, except Diamond Tiara, because fuck Diamond Tiara.
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>>13308990
>fuck Diamond Tiara.
unf
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>>13308990
supersecretseasonfourplans.txt
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>>13308990
I'm reminded of that one card (form the mlp card game) where soem trivia says Diamond Tiaras dad considers her a princess anyway
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i must confess that i feel like a monster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NMEdt3Qu0_k
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>>13308946
It's a playful submission, I'm sure she's fine with that.
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>>13309017
Fuck you, brony, she's not. Go play rape with luna.
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>>13309023
>rape
What?
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>>13309025
>shitposters
>ever having coherent thoughts
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>>13309007
truly epin bro :^)
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>>13308990

>fuck Diamond Tiarawhy

unf
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>>13309035

why thank you :^)
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This horse is pretty sexy.
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>>13309084

wow so sexy
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Twilight should ascend to Alicorn II in season 4, so she can learn to GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND in season 5.
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DROP AND GIVE ME 20 PUSHUPS
RIGHT NOW, FATTY
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>>13309119
No
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>>13309112
I think the rest of the Main 6 should achieve Alicorn status first and then Twilight can become Alicorn II like Celestia and Luna.
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>>13309119
And how what?
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>>13309119
I'll bet a common stunt the Wonderbolts perform is having the team fly in little rings like that while one of them kicks a hoofball through.
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>>13309119

fuck you i did like 250 yesterday

tell me how many squats or something
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>>13304676
>>13309158
>>13309158
>>13309158
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>>13309165
Do you have a rack?
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>>13309165
>250
GO LIFT YOU FUCKING TWINK
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>>13309177

I've only got a tiny bench and 90 bounds of weight on it. Chest exercises are out though.

>>13309178

I bench 200 m80 I'm training for special forces
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>>13309201
I HOPE YOU SCREAM BOOP EVERYTIME YOU SHOOT SOMEONE
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>>13308920
>tfw you tickled Celestia to death
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>>13306496
you people are very lewd
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I love Rarity.
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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go away Twilight. This is best pony territory.
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I adore Twilight Sparkle.


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