unfunny thread: >>13225361funny thread:>hope
>>13228345>what if instead of doing a real good thing to improve the world we complained about literal first world problems on the internet and felt good about ourselvesTumblr social justice in a nutshellLet's not discuss it
>>13228348rediv why don't you make me your fetish~
>>13228336i can't believe you still have thati even deleted it off of my own computer after i made it
reminder that Tracy Butler is self-taught
>>13228372oh, that's cool
>>13228372Best art in any web comic ever.
>>13228372It draws anthro cats?I don't see why I should care
>>13228382Lackadaisy Cats is incredible, don't go bashing it.
>>13228381>Best artShe was good even a decade ago. Fuck, I think this image might actually be older
>>13228382>it draws anthro horses?>i don't see why I should care>-anon on every pone artist ever
>>13228362is this supposed to be inspirational or depressing, cause im not sure which to feel
>>13228382>anthropomorphic animals are inherently badI want 2005 /b/ to go
>>13228393It is 14 years old. Oh wow, yerf still existshttp://yerf.metafur.org/butltrac
>>13228372I'd rather read a good story than look at pretty pictures.
>>13228395inspirationalhe also draws it all with a #2 mechanical pencil and applies the sepia in photoshop
>>13228393I hate the furry fandom but the art and some of the original concepts are really neat.>>13228400>whynotboth.jpg
>>13228400then read through the comic instead of judging it based on pictures, you fuck
>>13228404>heI'd kill myself if I had such a faggy little girl name
>>13228395well, for one you don't necessarily have to go to expensive art classes to learnstill takes a buttload of effort, but god damn once you get to the point of going mind -> paper 100% it's awesome
>>13228384I'm notI just don't care because it doesn't interest me>>13228397>implying I don't like anthrohttp://i.imgur.com/eZqRXuV.png
>>13228412>implying I'm not an ex-lulzian who used to read that shit all the time before realizing it was vapid nonsense
>>13228413Tracy is hardly a girl's name
>>13228407>e621>trancy_mickEnjoy your "neat"
>>13228423Oh I'm sorry Mr. Internet Expert, I didn't realize it was you
>>13228424all google is showing me is aged cheerleaders and some black guy
>>13228432Luna Filly gonna impale herself on Celestia's horn
>>13228432Those are some cute siblings.
>>13228404>>13228413Tracy Butler's a woman
>>13228433there you go
the worst part about this anti-rape bullshit is the anti-anti-rape bullshit that i am flooded with.if it werent for you idiots dragging it here i would never have seen any of it.
>I'm a troll because I don't like drugs
>>13228432>moon is dark>sky is brightHow
Anthro is inherently badI need my horses to look like actual horses if i'm to fap to them.
>>13228416i honestly don't see what's wrong with anthro.
>>13228441>I'm a troll because I complain about drugs more than the drug users use themPls find other things to talk about
>>13228416>http://i.imgur.com/eZqRXuV.pnghmm, this artist did a really good job with the way her hair is interacting with her scalp
>>13228432>>13228447>>13228442I just got a serious feeling of De Ja VuI could have sworn I've seen that exact picture with this exact convo before.
>>13228427that is kinda neat
>>13228450When 4chan was full of 14 year olds, there were these really annoying people called furries. They were 14 too. At first everyone thought it was hot, then they started drama-ing.The association still hasn't worn off.
>>13228404>>13228415ok, i'll go with the inspiring "this is what someone can do with hard work and dedication" thoughts rather than the "she did this without any training and all you can do is draw shit" thoughts
>>13228457This is why people call you a troll>wasting your life complaining about inconsequential personal choices on the internet
>>13228453there's a cool hypothesis as to what deja vu isbasically, your brain barely misses the signals on the first go sometimes, so it looks vaguely familiar when it finally registers
>>13228441I wonder what is the most expensive authentic armor I could buy and fashion into a bonghell, the guy in that picture probably smoked himself retarded on opium daily
>>13228416>>13228382I don't see the problem in liking the art quality itself instead of focusing on the fact it's cats
>>13228415The secret to learning to art is to always be engaged. Never let yourself zone out or be bored or have "free time." Always be drawing or studying or reading or watching a movie or playing a game, and do all of that stuff with single-minded focus.The worst thing you can do is try to multi-task, because there's no such thing. You're just training yourself to be distracted.
>>13228469>Never let yourself zone out or be bored or have "free time."that doesn't sound like fun to me
>>13228467The quality isn't that greatIt looks generic
What would you do if you came into Equestria as a changeling, but didn't need to feed on ponies and could eat a normal Equestrian diet?
>>13228432Is Luna flying or sleeping on the window ledge?
>>13228475feed on ponies
>>13228458>The association still hasn't worn off.the problem people had with furries is the same problem people have with bronies. to the vocal minority it wasn't some really great art, or something that got you off, or something you'd really love to see in real life some day, but recognize that it would look gross, and that's a little bit depressing, but about a way of life. They'd post furry shit then cry persecution when people told them to fuck off. They'd post about how they were really a wolf and they barked at a doctor completely out of nowhere and when people told them to fuck off, persecution!
>>13228473i believe you set aside a good amount of time to focus on art instead of doing multiple things at onceand also, on free time, looking at things as well and sort of breaking them down in your head
>>13228475turn into pinkiefind pinkie
>>13228413I was going to post a picture of Tracey Sketchit from Pokemon, but I can't seem to find a single picture of him where he is anything but utterly chipper in Google Images.
>>13228475Shape shift into different ponies and make sexual advances on their friends.
I guess you are for sexual after all~
>>13228483See, if they stuck to porn of krystal we wouldn't have this issue.
>>13228475Cry a lot because no one will ever accept me for who I really am.Then change into Twilight and hang out with all the ponies.
>>13228427NeatAlso sorta cute10/10 would cuddle and give belly rubs to sharky wolf people
>>13228490A changeling could make for a great covert matchmaker if they could figure out a pony's personality and transform into an ideal mate to try and set them up.>>13228498Don't know how convincing you could be unless magic scales with the transformation.
>>13228475Turn into a slutty mare
>>13228479supposed 2 be flying
i was so freaked out that i accidentally posted this in some other threadi just finished my last major assignment of the summer quarter before returning to university in the falland i almost sent my professor a lewd pic of chrysalis instead of my assignmenti'm panicking over even the possibility of that have- happeneding. auuuuurhg
>>13228504>Don't know how convincing you could be unless magic scales with the transformation.... time to go back to Chrysalis swarm and live as a mindless drone I guess
>>13228512>and i almost sent my professor a lewd pic of chrysalis instead of my assignment
>>13228509Are you gonna finish it?Just asking so I know if I save the sketch or wait for the finished pic
>>13228473You should still do fun things, just be engaged in them. Train yourself to stay alert and observant. And focus on one thing at a time.If you want to take a break from visual stimulation and listen to some music then lie back in your chair, stair at the ceiling, and really listen to it.This shit isn't easy but it's what I'm trying to train myself to do to get out of my bad habits.
>>13228512>My Faithful Student Anon>Please get better taste in pone>Nobody seriously faps to cheese>-Professor faggot
>>13228512Post it hereThe chrysalis pic
>>13228512I'd love to receive some Chrysalis instead of assignments from my students.
>>13228523nah that's "finished"just a sketch like that rumble pictho i do need to legit paint something soon
>>13228512I have a really great picture from years and years ago that was just a cap of someone posting that they accidentally sent their teacher "Dear Princess Celestia." They put it on there for a lark, then forgot to delete it when they sent the letter. They panic'dThe teacher responded, and the letter started with "My faithful student"
>>13228524>stair at the ceilingI'm going to build stairs whenever I'm board thx 4 advice +1 :)
>>13228512>middle school>text porn to my friend because he can't look it up on the family computer>turns out he gave me his sister's phone number, he doesn't have a phone>it's furry porn
>>13228362Tons of people are, if you think "self-taught" as "didn't go to art school nor had a teacher"
>>13228537i remember that>tfw it happened years ago>tfw you have spent years in this thread
>>13228524I can't stay concentrated unless I have some kind of background noise or music running
>>13228542well yes, that's what self-taught meansbut not tons of people draw Lackadaisy
>>13228512What pic is it? I want to know how much you're fucked.
>>13228546Coming up on three! Choo choo
>>13228537That was a /b/ thread right?Those pony threads seemed like they were okay for a while based on the caps. When did they go sour?
>>13228547BLUE TEAM HAS DROPPED THE FLAG
>>13228547dotkwa whyAlso >Celly
>>13228547This is not the right way to get attention, Dotkwa.
>>13227622Alright, so, I fucked up on this drawing. I forgot the wings and to add them back in would have ruined the entire drawing. I am a huge faggot pls rape my face. in any case, here is a drawing of a Wingless Celestia on a bed. How is it?
>>13228526>>13228371i was in the middle of clicking sent when i realized the file was a jpg instead of an mp4 and didn't have exactly the same namethey both started with the same letter
>>13228565When they ran out of things to discuss because the show really isn't that much
>>13228572The better way is to draw mediocre porn
>>13228565>When did they go sour?The ban probably. It at least discouraged the honest posters, and encouraged the trolls who never really left after. /b/ was cool, and some of them still are. They had always been very friendly to us. Sometimes they'd hang out with us, and sometimes we'd hang out with them. It was very chill
>>13228568>Also >CellyI know rightAt least call her Tia
>>13228573It looks nice and she looks quite inviting. You can't add in the wings?
>>13228573You're becoming better Blazang. Don't tsop
>>13228564NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>13228575wow HOLY FUCK you would have been screwed SO HARD
>>13228563this makes me sad
>>13228586I'd slap you if I could
>>13228575Send him the project. Act like nothing has happened.
Shining armor wants to play D&D4E with you
>>13228575God damn, I can't imagine that feeling of dread
>>13228572i don't care for attention, i just needed something to draw
>>13228575>sunbutt praise threadYou are an okay guy
you will never get thing
>>13228599draw lyra then
>>13228595>>13228575Shit nevermind I thought you'd sent it.
Ugh, need to blow off some steam. Any requests?
i didn't actually do it, otherwise i would be on a ledge instead of posting with yall right nowit's okbut im definitely gonna hve nightmares tonight about it
>>13228547What am I actually looking at?I something stuck in her horn?
>>13228593I would be okay with that, I deserve it.Though I would probably give Celestia nicknames to tease her.
>>13228599Draw more cute ponies in cute outfits.
>>13228609Sweetie laughing at Spike wearing that Giraffe dress
>>13228609Delta Force operators playing with ponies
>>13228596Is he going to bring cadence?
>>13228596I've only played 3.5 but I guess I'll give it a shotcan I be a minotaur paladin?
>>13228609Bonbon breaking up with Lyra
>>13228609Chrysalis seducing a university professor through a computer screen.
>>13228609Luna wearing a Fedora
>>13228592if you're going to school or whatever then don't be. well, don't be if you can maintain doing this and something else. mlpg is a lot like wow in that a lot of people like to complain that it's eating at all their free time, but if those people weren't playing wow, then they'd just be wasting their time some other waypersonally, this is a great place to waste a few hours in the middle of the night (night threads best threads), and I only post from work.
>>13228596shit yeah i'd be down
>>13228596NO FATAL NO DEAL
>>13228609Rarity letting Spike know that she is very definitely NOT romantically interested in him in any way, shape or form .
>>13228609twilight sending celestia naughty fanfiction instead of her regular letter
>>13228610You should probably cordon off your pony porn picsCram them somewhere you'll never accidentally have openMaybe name them all HORSEFUCKING-XXXX or something
>you will never a mewball
>>13228588>You can't add in the wings?I could try but that would mean I would have erase the whole portion of her back and redraw the entire section and then there would be the damage to the paper to account for. Also, I've been drawing this for a few hours since I just got off work and I'm really tired and jsut wanted to finish it. that's a bad excuse, i know, im sorry>>13228590I will never tsop, anon drawing makes me feel good
>>13228634Hey, I already obtained Rumble Breaking Up With Scootaloo.Time for the next on the list.
>>13228636imagine me adoptin a real high pitched tone for this next bit:yeah i think you're probably right
>>13228596>4Eso shining armor is a massive faggot that gets into pen and paper games so he can sound like a hipster
>>13228641>Time for the next on the listno, I like that ship. I like that ship a lot
your favorite pizza is ready
>>13228637i'd hang with mewballtho i don't know if he's weaboo as fuck
>>13228628>if you're going to schoolthe fact that most of you are younger than me makes it worsethough i also mostly post from work
>>13228632I'll try to go with this one.
>>13228639i've been using a kneaded eraser for a bit, not as much damage to the paper
I think I'm having a stroke, MLPGI'm finding it it extremely hard to speak and my right arm is numb and weakI hope I'm having oneI'm going to go to bedI hope I don't wake up or if I do I hope I don't remember who I am
>>13228644>badump badumpThat is really adorable
>>13228639Heh. Its cute, but try to add wings in the future if you could next time.
>>13228650I know, it's not about whether or not people like the ship.It's about how we never see art about breakups in this or any fandom.>>13228656Awesome, that was another one on my list. I look forward to seeing it!
>>13228662i'll see you on the other side faggot
>>13228610>be on a ledge instead of posting with yall right now>not be on a ledge AND posting with yall right now
>>13228652>Pineapple pizza.jpg>there is clearly ham on itDoesn't that make it a Hawaiian Pizza?
>>13228654I would fuck mewball
>>13228620>>13228621Yes and yes.He's going to be the DM. The campaign starts on a beach. You are greeted by a busty pink surfer sergal named cadenza surfgal. She has a quest for you.A long time ago, there was a legendary surfer, a surfer so rad that the waves they shredded turned to liquid gold. Their board was one of the most tubular crystal, and it glittered with the light of the stars even during the blackest nights. Then, there was a huge bummer. The legendary mondo awesome surfer wiped out hard and his sweet board drifted out into the sea, only to make landfall in the distant kingdom of a shapeshifting sergal named chrystofar callumbis.You are to find that gnarly board.Do you accept?
Would someone like me to stream it?
>>13228655>the fact that most of you are younger than me makes it worseI've only found the age thing to suck in that I have a difficult time hanging out in streams, or chats, or whatever. I wouldn't have ordinarily thought that there would be much disparity in maturity over six or seven years, but here we are
>>13228674THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST AWESOME QUEST EVERI ACCEPT
im calming down. but im just gonna recheck for the ninth time to make sure i didnt send it
>>13228674no.i throw my barbed dice into his eyes and leave the game because he is railroading like a faggot
>>13228656I'd actually be glad if this happen in the show. I mean I love Spike and all of that but that's kinda the reality of the situation. It would be better that way
>>13228584Maybe I just came in later than you're talking about (late S1), but the prevailing opinion always seemed to me that they were just personal chatter-threads that just posted pony images alongside.I started there just because there were just such a supply of lovely pictures being posted, before I discovered "Y'know what's a better place to find people talking about the cartoon? The cartoon board!"
>>13228637anything can happen ~>>13228654i'm not anymore
>>13228679Looks like I won't be sleeping tonight.
>>13228657what is that
>>13228662good luck with that
>>13228652I love hawaiian pizza and I'm starvedwhat the fuck man
>>13228665>It's about how we never see art about breakups in this or any fandom.I don't think most of the people who create art in this fandom would be able to handle the emotional complexity. A Lyra X Bon Bon break up would probably manifest itself in a cupcakes style situation wherein Lyra slowly mutilates Bon Bon
>>13228684i got an idea.lets make a game that will never appeal to wider audiences while simultaneously making sure the original fan base moves over to pathfinder in a single expansion, it's fool proof.
>>13228674>4E>Cadenza surfgalI throw some chinese food in his face for 1d20/3.5 damage and go off to play yugioh with fluttershyBefore I leave the room I stomp on his favourite hyperspace hyperwars miniature
>>13228689At first /b/ threads were like /co/ threads. Later they became a chatroom
>>13228657you have only begun to understand
>>13228690well shitbecause all i had in mind was dicking around in SF and being weaboo
>>13228707but what about rediv
>>13228709>not shitting on the DM screendoes 4E even bother with a DM screen?i know the interactions is pretty fucking limited.
>>13228662let us know if you find pony on the other side
>>13228674hell yeslets roll
>>13228689>they were just personal chatter-threads that just posted pony images alongside.you def had to get past the rampant avatar fagging, but the people doing it were still nice, and it wasn't the end of the world to see someone posting cute screenshots of fluttershy. Avatar fagging only really became a problem with people like Rainboom Crash, or whatever his name was, who would profess that he was actually married to Rainbow Dash
>>13228720she can join too~
>>13228717i-i can be anything you want me to beb-baka
>>13228725shit, i totally would a well-made cadence surfboard
>>13228716ugh, that gif just gave me a giant erection.
>>13228716>american pizzajesus fuck its all coated in grease and yellow cheeseor the cheese is yellow from the grease i cant tell
>>13228738Of course the cheese is yellow, is cheese fucking green in your country?
>>13228716The fuck are these pizzas
>>13228725YOU FAGS DO WHATEVER WITH SHINING FAGGOTI"M GONNA PLAY WITH SOMEONE THAT KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING
>>13228730>wipe out>your rad cadence surfboard drifts out to sea>a smelly cat lady in a burlap fursuit picks it up and brings it back to her college>hangs it on the wall with the others
>>13228681i dont have a hard time hanging out in strams and such, except that they often are a bit late for mefuck, i am getting old
>>13228745>my little human poses
>>13228740It's fucking white
>>13228745Thats more like it. Its cute, though her front hooves are a bit tad short.
>>13228740>doesn't know about mozzarella
>>13228728c'mere, kouhailet me make a prince out of you
>>13228744Celestia would totally put on a disguise/costume and play tabletop games if you invited her
>>13228738You can easily tell which ones are tungsten lighting and which are natural lightning. Don't be a goob.
>>13228745Now draw Sweetie in a dress made of cookies
>>13228760>>13228771i always make them too shortbetter?
>>13228769celestia would play strip battleship if you wanted
>>13228775needs a lot more juice
>>13228775this is stupid but adorable, dammit
>>13228775oh wow that's some lewd
>people unfing at pizzasi see the americans are awake now
>>13228775That's insanely hot
>>13228767>>13228727s-so many senpais....
>>13228770Good pizza looks white in both conditions.Every american pizza joint I've been to either puts cheddar in their cheese mix or uses the fattiest meat they can, so only the vegetarian pizzas don't look and taste like shit. And then you have pizza hut, where even the veggie lovers turns napkins clear.This is why I make my own pizza.it's not like the ones in israel are any better
>>13228745>come home>Loyro maiden is cleaning your room
>>13228771>Empress Shek'zeer prepares to wipe the raid again
>>13228786>america is awake>5amno more like straya shit posting again
>>13228792bet you can't take three of us at once~
>>13228575Like the guy who sent pony porn to his prof, then to disguise it he sent it 20 more times.I'll see if I can dig up the screencap. It had a happy ending.
>>13228794>her apron falls off>it's a praying mantis wearing a pony mask>walls fall down>surrounded by thri kreen holding cardboard cutouts of pones>they all say "shit" in unison and run off
>>13228786>not being aroused by pizzahaha, whats wrong with you?
>>13228775>You'll never release your mare juices on spike's back.
>>13228805Shiny's head is kind of weird
>>13228810You know I think it might be shopped
>>13228810how about cadence's infinite neck
i used to think that "self insert" meant making a model of your own dick and fucking yourself with it
>>13228810Looks perfectly fine to me.
>>13228805so did they decide that to balance out the big mac and cmc comics they had to make a shit one?
>>13228817She's just a fatass.
>>13228775More from that guy
>>13228826first to speak on the left
>>13228795shek'zeer be nothin but a bustaParagons of the Klaxxi looks like it's going to be a ballbuster, though
>>13228835But the speech bubble is very high.
>>13228427MLPG, I need to tell you something.I think I just found my waifu in the "fiona (trancy mick)" taggoodbyeit's been funenjoy your pone while i enjoy freefalling off a skyscraper with an accessible roof
>>13228849>you will never give luna an orgasm from belly rubs
>>13228845Sergals are pretty cool.
How about a blast from the past?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMMofOPRo7A
>>13228845>waifuing a sergal>not a nevreanBottom pleb.
>>13228849Considering how strong celestia is her poking anyone else like that would be like getting stabbed with spears repeatedly.
>>13228845that's a very cute rapemachineI wish the two of you the best
>>13228865>that look on celestia's facei dont know whether to unf or to be scared
>>13228859>tfw can't stop laughingAnon pls wait, I want to jump with you
>>13228876why not both
>>13228876One eye is menacing, the other sensual. It's like a sexy Dreamworks face!
>>13228859Oh, can it be old videos time?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik
>>13228876>no matter how much you try to get stronger i could squish you like a bug
>>13228865I'm sure she was careful and only poked softly>>13228876Unf, definitely unf. Strong women are pretty hot
>>13228887sounds like a DBZ villain
>>13228890>cue training arc
nice try stephen fry
>>13228894>>13228900>>13228904AYOOOOO NIGGA THAT SHIT AINT COOLLIKE DAT SHIT AINT DOWN WIT JESUS AN MY MOMMA SAID AINT NO HOMIE DOIN DRUGS AN DRINKIN A HOMIE WIT THE J MANDARE 2 BE ABOVE THE INFLUENCE
>>13228896>you'll never have a mare deeply in love with you
>>13228909>Drinkers are stinkershey, i dont smell that much
>>13228900I dont really have anything against people that smoke weed, or really do any drugs for that matter, but holy shit if images like these don't make it look horribly unappealing
>>13228916fleetfoot is adorable, but a bitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrTC2Gtt_UcWhy don't they make anti-drug psas anymore?
>>13228921>blue pegasibeing cuntsthis is nothing new
>>13228921I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT PART
>>13228923These always make me laugh way too hard
>>13228923Because the war on drugs was a massive failure that only caused more irresponsible drug use and made responsible use take a nosedive.
>>13228916it makes me feel all warm and giddy seeing how happy she looks. its just pure joy coming from her.
>>13228910I won't be around for the day MLPG I'll be playing vidya, make sure to report people discussing drugs/posting ponies doing drug.
>>13228938Stop imitating me, drug users are generally disgusting.
>>13228941You can count on me!
>>13228944drugs r bad and ur bad for doin zhemduh gen racie
>all this talk about drugs instead of comic or nostalgiacome on mlpg
>>13228950>Being this much of a mad pothead
>>13228951Is big mac autistic?
>>13228913>scenes from early S1 episodes were washed outThose were the days. Thanks iTunes.
>>13228959Either that or gay.
>>13228956you know Celestia would be there too
>>13228959You have to actually kiss him to get him to realize anything.
>>13228961Now we have full hd rips on youtube a couple hours after an episode is done.It's amazing how fast pony moves on episode days.
can somepony gimme a few music videos, like Fluttershy's Lament? I forgot 'em.
>>13228961That's why I have the Australian S1. Correct colors.Yet for some retarded reason there's a Color Corrected version of that too
>>13228951I should really read the comics one day
>you'll never hear the summer wrap up song>you'll never live in a community where everyone cares about everyone elsesigh
>>13228968pony can be pretty agile
>>13228983Best oneRarity>Pinkie>>>AJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FS and Dash>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Twilight
oh yeah i drew this earlier today but never posted iti dont know the character, but drawing armor is weird hahaaaa
>>13228981>you'll never have someone genuinely care about you
>>13228983>not posting the ponk one
>>13228981Go join a hippie community.
>>13228990i didnt meant to spoiler that woops
>>13229002where she belongs
>>13228991It hurts to live
>>13228972Man, the colour corrections were so shit. Just some attention whores showing off that they know how to use a video editing program.
Post ending in 36 will become a pony.
>>13229015Free me from this hell
>>13228988this has reminded me that srb was such a great episode and i need to watch it again
>>13229023i am afraid you are not the pony
>you will never fall in love with a fluffy rape machine and leave MLPG foreverI can't into serbgalHow do I fall in love with gildaAlso how do I leave MLPG forever
>>13229036YOU ARE BECOME PONEHUGGER OF PANKA
>>13229036Pone is wasted on the pone.
>>13229040>>13229041NEIGH>>13229036ARE YOU A PONY
>>13229028Are you still strammingI thought you were going to beb
>>13229036But she's already a pony..
>>13229051Wow are you twilight sparkleWow I've always wanted to meet youLet's have sex
>>13229036so it is written so it shall be
>>13229050no i stoppedi should though youre right>>13229054okay im downare you lyra>>13229057NEIGH
>You will never become pone
>>13229058Only if we can cuddle afterwards
>>13229071Get hit by a fucking bus
>>13228990>but never posted itThat's weird because I'm pretty sure I already saw it
Good morning Krusty Krew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPpWk_qQfc8Would you go on a glorious jihad with the Saddle-Arabians, MLPG?
>>13229078TOO BAD, WE'RE SKIPPING THE CUDDLES HAVING SEX ANYWAYS. THIS IS RAPE.#PATRIARCHY
>>13229085Thanks the NSA just looked through all my porn
>>13228336Edited for my own amusement. Did I draw the veins well? I'm wondering if I should use a smaller line thickness for them.
>>13229072Oh you're still dnd so I assumed
>>13229081the guy i drew it for might have>>13229087awwwww yissssssswe having intercourse 2night bby
>>13229072I'll be your lyra anyday
>>13229097Too many veins.
>>13229100It's applejack in a bonbon suit painted to look like lyra. You're being raped.
That aint boopinthats the way ya do it
>>13229105>>13229111>>13229112meet me in bed bbybut really goodnight mlpgsorry for shitposting so much and being a popularfag i know you gusy dont like that
>>13229039Find another waifu that isn't pony.
>>13229132it distracts us from crushing reality, no bigon another note, i should really start drawing again
I just wanted cuddles
>>13229132Mewball X 3 Lyras OTP
>>13229138Crushing reality...like you will never be a mare in a pretty dress
saine is currently drawing rarity catching spike jacking off into her horse panties on stream.
>>13229139I would let Luna hug rape me.
>>13229150its lies all lies!
>>13228972also aren't cropped so you get like 50px on every side that is completely missing in old versions and not washed out colorsstrange that the australian version of something is actually the best
>>13229097Look at real dicks to copy their veins.
>>13229191but anon, that's homosexual
>>13229096they said it was all bad stuff
>>13229229and then they have sex
>>13229229get adblock you nerd
>>13229229Was hoping for something a little more serious, but this is good.Is there a tumblr I can reblog this from?
>>13229233Rarity with Twilight, or Spike with Twilight?
Pony wants you to entertain her
>>13229229The face looks a bit weird for both of them
>>13228886oh wow! I haven't seen this in years
>>13229198Nah, that's ART!
>>13228970Rock N Roll:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdcpM1prxEQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEChu3hnJhUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA
>>13229047>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2d2qxxDCYoh someone beat me to it. you have good tastes, anon
>>13229132>sorry for shitposting so muchno you're not
>>13229288>its for referencei know that feel
Guys pony wants a dinosaur
Why do we let Mewball get away with only drawing himself fucking Lyra? Where's a hateanon when you need one
>>13229337Aren't you here?
>>13229337what's wrong with that?if I could draw myself fucking lyra all day I totally would
>>13229329My reference folder has more NSFW pictures (because I really liked certain aspects of the pic) than my fap folder.
>>13229344I'm more like an annoyedanon
>>13229330Shut up Dinofag
>>13229337Because no one cares about some shitty background pony
ill save this penis for later
>>13229361but I want it now
>>13229345I won't speak for the group, but I def consider it strange that Glitter Glue receives any discontent while we're encouraging a person to draw himself fucking a characterOr, maybe to put it better, it'd be like if we celebrated and encouraged him to continue drawing a red and black OC. It would be hypocritical of us, I guess?
>>13229337How is that any worse than drawing green man anon fucking Lyra?
>>13229361It's my penis and I want it now
>>13229384Uh, that's also bad?
>>13229377How is GG related to this in any way?
>>13229329you guys have it so good with the porn now. I have four tumblrs and e621 open and they're all great. When I was a kid I had to look for porn uphill, in the "tour" section of paysites
>>13229414truly those were dark times
>>13229406How one contributor is treated isn't analogous to how another contributor is treated?GG doesn't draw himself fucking ponies, but receives hate. Mewball does, but receives encouragement. This is especially strange considering the people doing the encouraging
>>13229425Mewball never actually draws himself having sex with ponies. He's always just being awkward or some shit. Why is that so bad?
>>13229425>GG doesn't draw himself fucking ponies, but receives hate.>Mewball does, but receives encouragement.Because Mewball draws ponies while GG derails the thread into monster girls every time he gets the chance.
http://mittsies.tumblr.com/post/59854603748/hello-everyone-if-youre-not-terribly-busy-idplease take a moment to vote for more futa rarity flash
>>13229436>Mewball never actually draws himself having sex with ponies.You're right. He only goes so far as to draw Lyra demanding he cuddle with her in bed. My bad.
Anything new today?
>>13229440So GG derails threads into what he likes and Mewball derails threads into what he likes.
>>13229464>derails thread into poniesdamn him
>>13229464Yeah, but this is the My Little Pony General.
I'd love to see a ghost pony episode where the pony fools around with the mane 6 and it ends with them helping her move on to whatever is next.twilight sparkle acting as the summoner
>>13229472>>13229474Can we at least agree that the topic of himself fucking a pony is at least slightly removed from a good topic
u guys like hoity toity right
>>13229481>horse necromancyYes please
>>13229450NoI want normal RarityAnd I voted for that
>>13229481>DappleMark with spots or rounded patches: "the floor was dappled with pale moonlight"; "dappled sunlight lay upon her straight brown hair".huh...
>>13229489Yes but that still doesn't make the monster girl off topic spam any better
>>13229481>horse ded at 12man thats kind of sad
>>13229504Ok, but then that's on me for failing to communicateIf a contributor tried to be a contributor here by drawing himself having sex with rainbow dash, or having sex with and then children with [your favourite pony], I would like to at least think that such a thing would be regarded not well, that we at least have that much dignity left. Dwindling it may be, but come on
>>13229520They all died rather young
>>13229495FUCK YOU TO HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>13229520Seeing how they live hundreds of years, yeah it's very sad
>>13229520I like to think that MT's OC's cutie mark is MT, but spelled incorrectly >I got bad news about your destiny, kid
>>13229524Why are you strawmanning so hard? Mew does none of that and your original question was why people get more pissed at GG than at Mewball.People told you why and you just keep coming up with scenarios which haven't happened.
>>13229524I like it when Green Anon is fucking pony.
>>13229528Except Dippy Flip. He lived to 30 at least.
>>13229497okfigured i'd post it here before i throw it on tumblr http://i.imgur.com/CbjM5JT.jpg
>>13229563;call the shuttle
>>13229544>Mew does none of thatI disagree. My original question is why is Mewball encouraged to draw only himself fucking an OC. In trying to understand this I was curious how Glitter Glue can receive any hate at all while we continue to encourage this person to do a thing that no one here should be supportive of, like say if he made a black and red OC
>>13229563I think he wants to fuck you
>>13229520I wonder if she had any friends. Was there anyone to cry for her?
>>13229558that's one cute ponut
>>13229573I think he wants to fuck pokehidden actually.Then 4 other peopleThen sainePay attention in class anon
>>13229576I'm sure she had plenty of friends that miss her unlike anyone here
>>13229571>thing that no one here should be supportive ofWhat the fuck do you think you are, the fucking MLPG judge?
>>13229558eh 7/10 would fap if A) into the homo and B) added cutiemark
>>13229579Ah ha suck it anon
>>13229582That still means I'm correct you mongoloid. I said he wants to fuck Saine. I didn't say he want's to fuck him first. FUCK YOU ROOGNA YOU'RE THE WORST TEACHER EVER
>>13229582And then he's gonna fuck... me...OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>13229524>>13229571Even though its his OC, I think people tend to relate to it for whatever reason, like any other character. Who are you to define what should or shouldn't be supportive of? People seem to like it, why is this so upsetting to you? If GG made a black and red OC that was decent enough for people to like it, why should he stop? Because all black and red OCs are inherently objectively garbage?
>>13229585if she had friends then why doesn't she rest in peace? The reason Casper is such a friendly ghost is that he never had a friend.
OH MY GOD I DON'T CARE
>>13229558i like how your colored the genital and anus areas. i can tell you look at real horse porn for reference.
>>13229588Now you're just nitpicking. We've always been identified as the elitist pricks who look down on the tropes and trappings of the mlp common folk
>>13229571Mewball has never drawn his Anon fucking anything or at least hasn't posted it anywhere, so your point is moot. If he ever did you could be sure that he would get shit for it.GG on the other hand constantly pushed his non pony shit in here until people are pissed off, then "apologizes" for it, stops it for a few weeks or maybe a month and then starts again.
>>13229608Don't be a fucking idiot now.
>>13229579it wasn't actually explicit if i remember correctly
>>13229579>cropping a suggestive pic so it looks like NSFW
>>13229596>Who are you to define what should or shouldn't be supportive of?I'm asking why we are. This is one of those rare opportunities wherein you can inform and educate a troll, but so far all I'm really hearing is "Mewball should be allowed to fuck Lyra all he wants because." That just seems a little bankrupt to me, and is pretty, uh, counter to what we've been doing here for the last three years
>>13229601Maybe she just isn't ready to rest yet, I mean she's only 12, you can't blame her
>>13229590cutie marks are the most annoying thing to draw on the pony>>13229604gotta do your homework
>>13229627I wonder if she had her cutie mark. You'd think they'd carve it into her tombstone if she did.
GG please go
>>13229633but i can't fap to pone without them cutiemarks
>>13229632I think this is a bit pedantic anyway. We're splitting hairs in between his having explicit sex with and cuddling in bed with.
>>13229627>it was lunas job to move souls that get stuck on the planet after thier death>due to her being locked up in the moon for a thousand years it caused the souls to mope around without salvation>everfreeforest became the way it is due to the concentration of ghost ponies who don't know where to go
>>13229639Doesn't seem like it. What if she discovered her talent while a ghost but didn't have a body so she couldn't get it
>>13229658>everfreeforest became the way it is due to the concentration of ghost ponies who don't know where to goI like it
>I, the righteous anon, am appointed by Celestia to determine what's appropriate to draw and what's notWhat is this, nazi fucking germany?
Daily reminder that you will never accidentally bisect your waifu while attempting stage magic.
>>13229658I'm okay with that
>>13229658>it was lunas job to move souls that get stuck on the planet after their deathNo wonder she was so fucked up in the head
>>13229668draw a pony with two heads then.
>>13229674I think the person who drew that doesn't actually know how that trick works. It's not even on Twilight to know how that trick works
>>13229658I wonder if they're going to fuck up the whole Nightmare Moon thing with Nightmare Moon's return. Like, "They forgot to supersize my order!" *Nightmare Moon transformation sequence*
>>13229658>everfree forest>ever >freeThey have shed their mortal coil forest.
>>13229624>we>usFirst of all, stop talking about MLPG like it's some collective hivemind with only one opinion. Jesus. What we've been doing for the last 3 years is post and talk about ponies in addition to dicking around. Sorry if you dislike Mewball's drawings, but why do you feel the urge to post about why MLPG accepts it? Because you've defined it as something brony, selfish or unelitist? Because it's not your interpretation of what MLPG represents? People like it because other people besides Mewball want to cuddle ponies and it's easy enough to project onto his anon. Its difficult to see what's wrong with this besides the fact that Mewball is drawing something for himself (which is what all artists do anyway.) You also still haven't made any arguements on why this is bad besides saying "WHY ARE YOU GUYS OKAY WITH MEWBALL DRAWING HIMSELF FUCKING LYRA THIS ISN'T WHAT MLPG LIKES," which doesn't really make any sense as MLPG is not some hivemind like you keep implying10/10 made me respond fully and completely
>>13229700Anon that's clearly a flashback. NMM isn't returning. We see how Luna became NMM the first time.
>>13229700it was confirmed for a flashback sort of thing wasn't it?
>>13229724>which doesn't really make any sense as MLPG is not some hivemind like you keep implyingexcept the consensus currently is that mewball drawing himself fucking lyra is a good thing>Because it's not your interpretation of what MLPG represents?Correct, but times change and people change and it's obvious now that we're less about being the sane part of the fandom> People like it because other people besides Mewball want to cuddle ponies and it's easy enough to project onto his anonI never really got that it was an anon because it doesn't wear the mask, but I guess it's supposed to be somewhat similar to Tex's, who only draws himself fucking Applejack.
>>13229732what are you talking about
>>13229727>>13229732Ok now I'm more worried
>>13229746Applebloom is so fucking cute
Someone give me a reference for Rarity's panties.
>>13229751We haven't been the "sane part of the fandom" for two fucking years
>you will never assault Canterlot Castle by stealthily cuddling the guards into submission
>>13229766um, they're probably off white and pretty
>>13229766>implying she wears any>even with her dresses
>>13229771>you will never cuddle a living thing
>>13229768>WeNow look who's been dragged to my level! We've always had dignity, darling, and while you may have no interest in maintaining yours, I do in mine. Never did I say he didn't have to draw it or that you couldn't enjoy it, I just think it's fucking stupid and it's wild how many of you are on his dick over it
>>13229778But sweetie is pretty damn cute herself
>>13229777the pinkie and rainbow dash build a bear plushies come with panties to match their dresses. Why wouldn't Rarity have any?
>>13229751>except the consensus currently is that mewball drawing himself fucking lyra is a good thingNo, the consensus is that Mewball never drew himself fucking Lyra.
>>13229799splitting hairs, anon
>>13229806No, it's not splitting hairs you massive retard. You keep claiming that Mew drew himself fucking Lyra and that we should hate him for that, but he never drew something like that.
>>13229800 We were talking about Rarity's panties.DID I S-STUTTER?
>>13229792That's a pretty cute Sweetie
>>13229771>you will never be a villain in the show with your own theme song
>>13229806No, you're overheating your microscopic fucking brain by arguing about something that doesn't even exist.
>>13229808>>13229820Sweetie is the cutest Sweetie
>>13229814and I've said that his drawing Lyra demanding to be cuddled, or him drawing himself cuddling in bed with Lyra, or his tumblr background being Lyra's colour, or all that he draws is Lyra is close enough
>>13229831Well that's a given.
never drink milk and lemonade together
>>13229837>all that he draws is Lyra is close enoughThat is your opinion and judging from the comments in this thread, not even a single person agrees with it. Get over it.
>>13229827>upsetmaybe you should take a break, anon. I didn't know this subject was so near and dear to you
>>13229819anon, pls. She is the clothes pony. And you're forgetting about human Rarity too.
>>13229837You're complaining about an artist drawing a pony he likes?What kind of mental fucking degenerative disease do you have?
We orange thread now
>>13229853IM SAYING SHES A SLUTSLUTTY SLUT MCSLUTERSONSLUT
>>13229844never drink milk
>>13229837>Mewball did this>No he didn't>Well, he did all these things that kind of resemble that other thing from a certain angleYou're full of shit
>NBS is shitposting againWhat a great day...
>>13229847>Get over itI think it's now my duty to continue on this path lest all posters in MLPG share the same opinion
>>13229858Am I doing it right
>>13229859>implying she'd cheat on Applejack.
>>13229860fuck your shit you fuck
>>13229871wait, why's she wearing lingerie. what
>>13229871She needs cocks to get her up. Look at that.SLUT
>ponk starting a day cake
>>13229880why did she wear a bathrobe in the show? Why does she wear so many dresses?SHE LIKES CLOTH ANON.
>>13229871>Those lewd eyesHow do you think they fuck, MLPG?
>>13229868Yes>>13229873This too is acceptable.
>>13229887>she likes clothA new pony fetish emerges!
>>13229898It's fucking terrible
>>13229871That's a good band name.
>>13229885>black and red ocIt's like a game of Where's Waldo
>>13229885>Mrs. Cake butt magazineI'll take 20
>>13229885>In the kitchen
>>13229888>not wanting calcium for strong healthy bones.
saine, stop drawing porn of child dragons and draw some asura.
>>13229925There are other sources for calcium you chucklefuck.
>>13229898Its a cute little brush, I guess.
>>13229945Don't be disgusting anon. Just drink the milk.
>>13229960That not mile. Its Lynch.
>>13229964Drink milk is what's disgusting you hopeless dairy horse.
Red fat Rarity
>>13229960>miLes>being aliveno he is long dead and buried
http://i.imgur.com/O0L9A1r.pngThis isn't even what someone requested. Rarity isn't catching him or anything.
Would you keep unicorns as pets MLPG?
>>13229993Like that ghost pony! Maybe they're friends.
>>13229993No, my senpai would never abandon me.
>>13229996Why is his pair of penises all the way up on his chest?
>>13230015I dunno, someone in the stream asked for it.
>>13229999Don't be ridiculous anon. We're only roleplaying.
>>13229943miLes ur a fagetYou have all the tools you need for making asuraYou have to DRAW them yourself
>>13229996>Rarity isn't catching him or anything.Probably because he ate her
>>13229996whats with the tex level of penis
>>13230031>heratic>heraAnd i thought my english bad
>you will never besiege a medieval fortress with your waifu
>>13229999would you trap a changeling in your basement and only give it food/medical attention for the torture after it agrees to shapeshift into your friendnothing even weird just a friend
>>13230026Other way around anon!
>>13230025But that is not miles though.
>>13230027I never claimed to be good anon.
>>13230050Hes still a faget
>>13230049>100% SnakeI really should request more Naga Rarity and her Servant hypnotized Twilight
>>13230058what does that have to do with drawing the wangs too small
>>13230060>not Rarity wearing pantiesGAY
>>13230061your a faget and gay"gay dicks in my mouth are my favorit"-You
>>13230093Yeah well you're a potato
"Gay dicks in my mouth are my favorite"-- Roogna
>>13230101...Fuck wellI was just readingIWell I guess I cant say I didnt say that
>E: Vidya>O: Pone>The D: Sleep
>>13230101"Horse dicks in my mouth are my favorite"-Everyone in MLPG
>>13230101>RoognaNo surprise thereWait I just remembered something>>13230107WHERE'S MY DRAWING YOU FUCKER
>>13230110I prefer horse tits anon. Stop generalizing.
>>13230101yep, that sounds like classic roogna
>>13230111I bet Rose is sunbathing completely naked.
>>13230112IT WAS MORNING OF THE 30TH WHEN YOU SAID "TOMORROW"I STILL HAVE TIME
>>13230111I wish Rarity feed me sandwichesOr anything really
>>13230123unf. i am going to think of this when i go to sleep.
>>13230123Without sunblock? Terrible.
For anyone that plays the cookie game.DO NOT REFRESH AFTER BUYING THE ELDER PLEDGE MULTIPLE TIMES
>>13230143Spread eagle toountil she notices youshe turns over>can you get my back
I went to your wedding
I need to get better at drawing lewd. And probably not spike next time.
>>13230156you that shit be old as fuck
>tfw can't draw pone
>>13230157The Elder pledge has an exponential growth. It also counts how many times you buy it. While it caps at 69 billion it forgets that cap after a refresh or save import. So if you refresh you'd be stuck in Grannypocolypse mode for a while since the price would be insane and probably not achievable.
>>13230166draw rarity with a penis
>>13230166Just imagine them all naked. its what I do.
>>13230166You should also practice your Spike a lot.As for lewd draw Pinkie and AJ
>>13230171Does the grandmapocaplyse actually do anything?
>>13230184Looks like a rather normal picture of Applejack.
>>13230185It replaces Golden Cookies with Wrath CookiesWrath cookies can eitherHalf your CPSTake away 10% of your bankGive you 10%Increase your CPS by 666 times for 6 secondsOr start a cookie chain.Anyway the bad things have a bigger chance of happening so it kinda fucks you up
>>13230196Eh, the bad ones aren't actually that bad
>>13230183I didn't think Spike looked that bad. What was wrong with him?
>>13230196On the other hand, you can just refresh if any of the bad ones ever comes up, so...
>>13230196What's a cookie chain?And fuck that, I have 9 sextillion in my bank, I don't wanna lose 10% of that
>>13230215Golden Cookies can also start a chain but it has a 0.33% chance to start itBasically you get 6 cookiesThen there's a 100% chance another cookie will instantly appear that gives you 66 cookiesThen there's a 90% chance for another cookie to instantly appear and give you 666 cookies And so onYou could get 66,666,666,666+6,666,666,666+...+6 cookies form a maximum chain but that rarely happens.
i am going to bed saine, dont draw anything cool while i am gone.
>>13230056is that tiara's new flash?
>>13230209I don't know how to explain man but he just looks very bad. At least to me. But that's just me. Sorry.
>>13230235Wow, just as I read that I got one from a golden cookie. Went 2 more cookies after this cap, I think.
>>13230244>It's shit but I don't know how to explain it-MLPG on art critique.
>>13230239Goodnight.>>13230244That's a shame, I don't see it so I don't know how to fix it.
>>13230260I know. Sorry for being so useless.
>>13230253>only 46,540,887,701,375 cookies baked>only 145 golden cookiesPinkie would laugh at you
>>13230304>17,840,142,000,000,000 cookies baked>only 32 golden cookiesI'm a lazy clicker
>>13230307>TrixeGood idea, great execution, low tier pony
>>13230327>>13230271I revoke your unf privilege. This is a christian website, you can't just unf all over the place
>>13230335Maybe. I mean, the mouse and nose are weird, but for some reason it totally work with that style
>>13230340>unfing at generic animu shit
What's it like to be happy?
>>13230356people here unfed at that shitty same face dress up shit, so it's not like anyone here actually has any tastes
>>13230374Bags of sand
Would Rarity love me now?
>>13230360Does this mean we can have sex now, Twilight?
>>13230399>465 cookies clickedI have similiar stats but I don't actually look at the page all day, holy shit
>>13230423It goes a lot faster once you have the golden cookie upgrades
waking up with your imouto in your arms
>>13230374It's like not crying yourself to sleepAnd not wishing you were deadAnd not feeling your chest tighten when you hear people talk about their relationshipsAnd not feeling that everyone secretly hates youAnd not dodging all interaction because of it
>>13230423With the two upgrades and keeping the game in a different window on the screen makes that number grow fast
>tfw I draw like an 8 year old and am kind of impressed by itI don't know how to feel about this
>>13230458To the right
>>13230446Sounds like it's pretty sweet then
>>13230307>>13230307>13230307>>13230307JAPANANON PLEASE DRAW FEMSOBRA PLEASE
>>13230458Now if this was animated id unf
>The bleeding looks pretty bad Scootaloo, you sure you don't need help with that?
>>13230458AJ should stop having Apple Bloom join her in her sick fantasies
>>13230482Getting real sick of your shit anon
>>13230478The worst part is that there are actually happy people in this worldAnd you're stuck being you
>>13230441Life without one is harsh
>>13230423>>13230452Plus golden cookies have to spawn in the visible part of the window, if you make the game window really tiny it's hard to miss when one pops up in the corner of your screen.
>>13230496Scalp wounds always bleed heavilyI wouldn't worry
>>13230513>The worst part is that there are actually happy people in this worldJesus Christ, how horrifying
>>13230513But they always said to be yourself!
>>13230513I find that honestly hard to believe, that people are actually happy. But I don't know how it feels, so I can't say for sure.Still, ouch
>you will never lay eggs inside Saine
I'm so pathetically lonely that I'm going to kill myself
>>13230549They only want normal people to be themselves because they're normal.The only reason they want people like you to be yourself so the normal people have someone to make fun of.
>>13230557Mind if I join you?
Pony made you breakfast.
>>13230550Ask Rose. She might know orcwe can follow the yellow brick road.
>>13230513>>13230557is it time
>>13230569I want to make breakfast with poneThat sounds like it would be fu
>>13230513Normal people aren't that happy. People have really big expectations of life, that it will just make them happy all the time without them having to work at it. That's not true for anyone.
>>13230552>you'll never squirt a Saine
>>13230557Say hi to AppleJack for me when you get to the other side
>>13230350Before I go, will people tell me if this dick looks okay.
I thought depression hour was reserved for early morning threads.
>>13230596It's reserved for whenever we're dead and we want to talk about faggy feelings and shit because we've got no-one else on the planet to talk to
>>13230557Are you still around anon?
>>13230627he has ded and turned into a skeleton
>>13230623>tfw no one makes these any morehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsuAKtHwny4
>>13230613The only reason I'm not considering suicide is because I have the people here to talk to
I just want someone to make me believe that they love meThey don't have to really love me or even stay with me for more than a couple of weeksI just want to be able to say that someone loved me onceThat's all
>>13230647I'm certain that I would have killed myself by now if I didn't have MLPGI would have spent all the time I waste here in bed cryingI'm sure this isn't enough to keep me going though
>>13230658pon loves you
>>13230658It's not as great as it sounds, because by the time you can say that, they don't love you anymore and it feels worse. But what I wouldn't give for a hug
>>13230552Oviposition is like one of my top tier fetishes.
>>13230681And pon is not real.
>>13230671Who knows anon, but I have no intention of leaving here anytime soon. Besides, when the portal to equestria is found, we'll be the first ones to know about it
>>13230691it's time to get intimate baby
Do real mares ever have fetishes?
I really feel weird when you guys go full sad since I'm okay. Sorry
>>13230696You're not real faget
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIkAdditional weekend dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TO5atI4rU
>>13230737Fuck off pothead
How did it all go so wrong?
>>13230768It's because we survived birth
Once upon a time i could delude myself that i was happy alone.Now i just can't.I wish i still could.
>>13230753I like that ponyshe understands
>>13230802>period>not question markpon should kill itself for bad punctuation
Selfcest is best cest
>>13230809she's not asking a real question so whatevs
>>13230788>Spend the greater majority of my life waiting for the future because things were bound to be improve>Continue waiting while things fall apart around me>Still waiting
>>13230802Daisy is a very emotionally unstable pony
>>13230838but anonthe wait is almost overdepending on your definition of 'almost'
>>13230788>Have friends>Ok without intimacy>Lose friends due to anxiety>Absolutely crave intimacy>Can't even make friends or talk to old ones let alone date someone because of the anxiety>Don't want to get help because I believe that I'd still fail>I'd rather just kill myselfI feel you
why are things bad
>>13230846what if it's terrible though
Wow, MLPG is really pathetic
>>13230859Becaue mewball is a faggot
>>13230830>Not lesbian inter-species selfcest
Go draw, watch cartoons, masturbate, be productive.
>>13230873>being surprised about this>>13230886But that's what I've done all day anon, and I still feel like shit
>>13230873We know, Anon
>>13230886I cant draw because i dont have the personality or the talent or the creativity.
>A bloo bloo bloo my life is so shit why is my life so shit I am so aloneGet a fucking therapist
reminder that nothing good will happen in your lifetime
>>13230910>i dont have the personality or the talent or the creativity.well then you should switch to writing fanfiction
>>13230830... that would be a threesome I'd agree to.
You know what I want?The courage to kill myselfI've given up on wanting a partner or friends or a modicum of self respect
>>13230920>implying we won't speed things up by playing god with genetics.
>>13230915but he's a clueless esotheric placebo hipstertherapists are fashionable assets for people who could actually just help themselves but don't
>>13230922My grammar suck and dont have the creativity to write decent fiction
>>13230938Stop being a fucking retard
>>13230929I want to hug that pony but she would be afraid
>>13230915I know I shouldBut my anxiety makes suicide seem easierAnd suicide is guaranteed to fix the problem
>>13230920>not working in a secret genetic engineering lab
>>13230939You don't need to be creative to write fanfiction.Fanfiction by nature is devoid of creativity.
>>13230936Where do I sign up? I bring the qualification that comes from 4 years of procrastinating while pretending to study a natural science with me.
>>13230938Just because you have potential to do something alone doesn't mean you don't need help doing it, even if its just someone shouting encouragement. Jesus anon, even Ranbow Dash knows that.
>>13230932I've always sorta wanted to be a victim of a home invasion or something with armed gunmen. You either die trying to stop them, or you come out looking like a hero
>>13230944you're a retard if you think psychotherapy has any kind of meritnoone's going to help you if you aren't an actual threat to anyone
>>13230971Why would i waste my time then?
>>13230951Maybe if you put on a creepy pone mask like the animals had in Hurricane Fluttershy you could get close enough to pull it off anon