Augmented EditionOld Horse: >>13220175
Dressing games can be for nonsexual
>>13225384But not that one, and certainly not any connected with pony.
>>13225361What abomination is that
>>13225361P+ plspony hates augmentsforever
>>13225382I like that. Applebloom is best CMC
>>13223030>I don't speak Chinese
ITT: No popularfags, only ponies
HOLYSHIT REDIV CONFIRMED FOR 14 Y.O.LOLIES IS MY FETISH YEAH
i can't even see this
>>13225447GIT OFF 'ER! SHE'S MINE!
Okay guys, I said was going to do a thing.
>>13225384I prefer it that way.
>>13225412If I made threads, I'd put on my trip for them.
>>13225447>REDIV CONFIRMED FOR 14 Y.O.
>>13225431I'm not popular, can I post?
>>13225472Greetings from nippone
>>13225414She's great pony.>>13225465She sure is feeling yellow today!
>>13225487>>13224567There is nothing wrong with my hands, Anon.
>>13225519>you will never get a lewd lap dance from Pinkie Pie.
>>13225487I can't read any of this
time for classy
>>13225524>filenameI have no idea why but now I'm laughing
>>13225516I spy a d3 posterWere you disappointed as well
>>13225516>So bad withI was observing that you're shit at making things with your handsAnd while you've got your camera out take a picture of your 8" dick faggot
>>13225533>not translatedWhy even both->Bunny SweetieI ded
>>13225442What ifWhat if Chineighse pony went to Ponyville?
>>13225536No, time for sexy
>>13225533You don't need translations. The gestures and facial expressions tell the story.
>>13225539Crushingly.>>13225552Oh yes.Give me a moment, and let me go turn this into the /soc/ general!Because nothing will go wrong!
>>13225569>crotchless chapsisn't this supposed to be a game for little girls?
>>13225577This is the cutest horse doujin
>>13225577>Dragon Belle KAWAII
>>13225590Chaps are standard attire for farm hands
do nipponehorsefuckers use horsebando, ponimouto, etc?
>>13225590as i said, it can get pretty lewd
>>13225536She's hard to dress really. Good clothes, but I'm not creative with them.Meanwhile throw basically anything together with FS and she pulls it off great.
>>13225599But this is best sweetie
>>13225604Actually, chaps are for riding and walking in thick shrubbery so your pants don't get fucked up.
Watashi wa buronidesu.
>>13225384I was going to make a joke here, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was.
>>13225589>Claims he has a 8" dick>Reiterates his his claim by posting a reply with his trip>Won't post it for fear of turning the thread into /soc/>Posts his hands because he's illiterateI never understood why you have a hateanonI do now
>>13225623I wish I could throw my dick together with FS
>>13225641>that voice AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>13225649>that floating beret
>>13225567knocking over gates? running into fences? Applejack, this has to stop.
>>13225656I really dig all the artist in this thing. They're neat.
>>13225648Hey man, no need to be a dick about it.
>>13225656>that art style
>>13225667I want Derpy to sit on my lap
>>13225620i thought this bitch was straight up retarded first time i seen that.
>>13225532>you will never have a sleepover with pinkie
>>13225641>that voice>that animationugh
>>13225671You've got a 2 foot long cock, honeyYou're the definition of lewd
>>13225648>Throwing a hissy fit because a tripfag won't turn the general into a /soc/ thread.
>>13225694That outfit's pretty nice anon, but...
>>13225698>2 foot long cock>not her soccerball sized bush
>>13225694>you will never have a sleepover in pinkie
>>13225641hey, I gave you my two sense on derpibooru, no need to bring it here
>>13225706Pinkie, you don't have to dress like this to impress me
>>13225685She's also fun to dress up.
STOP SITTING ON YOUR FOOT
>>13225723But it will make the lap dance hotter
>>13225701>Butterfly cutiemarkTHE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>>13225711Do you see how cute these horse are?
>>13225730nigga, fuck Scootaloo
>>13225723I wouldn't mind itit's the thought that makes me hnnnngg
>>13225735That's her cutiemark from previous MLP gens
>>13225736Why did AJ pooped an apple
>>13225736>Applejack's explosive diarrhea
>>13225736looks like AJ is having explosive diarrhoea.
>>13225736>AJ removes her buttplug to unleash a week's worth of semen
>>13225648>I never understood why you have a hateanon>And now he has another.Fantastic!So, how to we rid the general of him?
>>13225743Indeed i will
>>13225755>fluttershy's smelly tailABORT
>>13225755Would you watch it?
>>13225736AJ looks like a cyclops
>>13225764>mfw reading that until semen
Good morning mlpg! Draw your favorite pony with a mouse. As soon as you like.
>>13225785things are about to get 2cute
>>13225707ponies don't have pubes, don't be silly
>>13225795Well, I can't draw, so here's a gif
I'd suck anyone's dick if it was bigger than mineEven Hitler or Ross's
>>13225801Why are we in the 1930s again?>>13225811Sweetie Belle is 2cute4me
>>13225824Hitler, sureBut Ross?!
>>13225813Rarity has a mohawk?>>13225832PFFFFFTHey have you guys seen the newest Ghost Shark movie~ It looks amazing.
>>13225795I like your taste in pony
>>13225832Man I hate the approach furries take to anthro>take a human>slap an animal head on itNo creativity.Ponies are anthro done right.>take an animal>slap some human traits on it
>Rediv has giant dildos and doublestuffs herself with themAre there pics? Videos?
>>13225845All ponies have a mohawk.That's how mane works MT
>>13225840He'd have to be at least an inch bigger but sureI'm a total slave
>>13225729i'm in my bed, actually
>>13225857This looks like it was almost drawn by the guy who does way too detailed loose vaginas.
>>13225846>>13225848Now do it with your eyes closed
>>13225854>Man I hate the approach furries take to anthroexcept that's Disney's design
>>13225870Post pictures of your dick.
>>13225857>AJ in an apronThat does things to me that it shouldnt
>Ask AJ out to go see a movie>This is what she wears
>>13225858I'd kill for them.
>>13225858NoShe's not exactly attractive so why would you want it?I'm sure there are thousands of videos of it with much prettier girls
>>13225876>That pinkie>That human proportioned gadgetNo, I don't think you watched old disney shows.
>>13225870Hey me too
>>13225848>you will never rub your computer waifu's clitmouse
>>13225845Pony manes look weird from aboveCelestia also looks REALLY weird
>>13225886>>13225874You mean Hoihoi?
>>13225886>playing D&DI wonder if Pinkie tried to attack the darkness.
>>13225876Disney and furries aren't mutually exclusive
>>13225899>implying she wouldnt be looking for the cheetos
>>13225878i did that once after my attempt to get random sluts to write my friend's name on their tits for his birthday backfired on mei am never doing that againalso, i fapped a half hour ago and i can't get it up again
>>13225886>>13225898PONY D&D YESSOMEONE GET THIS TRANSLATED ALREADY
>>13225897got a higher resolution on that?
>>13225832If you're going to have a martial-arts pony...put a little effort into it.
>>13225888I think she's pretty
>>13225875I'm not even shitting you this is what I ended up with
>>13225917Nope, that's from the 1080p version.
>>13225913>can't get it up again>half hour agothat's not normal.
>>13225875I better be getting something for all this work
>>13225921>that chest hornPerfect
>>13225834>Why are we in the 1930s again?I don't know, but I'm gonna need to see some flapper ponies immediately
>>13225878i'm past dick pics and looking to do more cosplay pics
>>13225913>i am never doing that againStop letting that faggot RCH keep you from doing it.
>>13225945did she just put applebloom in the cauldron
>>13225897>>13225813why isn't there a gif of the rest of the mane six?
>>13225940Got you covered.
>>13225948you don't understandthey laughed at my penis for being smalli aborted my plan and got the fuck out of there before they wanted me to spread my cheeks
>>13225931well i can't offer anything but a congrats...shall i print it out and post it on my fridge?
>>13225921>mewball's fluttershy on twilight's lap
>>13225959This artist drew a really bad porn doujin.But I still fapped to it.
>>13225976maybe, do I at least get a gold star?
>>13225912>or the one in the tavern hitting on wenches.Actually, wait, no that'd be Dash.
>>13225913>Actually shows genitals on the internetI hope you enjoy being on some anon's fapfolder for years to come.
>>13225986rediv isnt even fat
>>13225985I've only got red and blue stars
>>13225996impossiblei am an unsavory creature
>>13226003>he does not knowlel
>>13225795>haven't drawn a pony in months>mousethis is what hell feels like
>>13226006FINE, I'LL TAKE IT
>>13226011You're someones fetish, somewhere, someone prefers you. And you can bet that that someone's probably going to this site.
>>13225812I don't know what kinda casual ponies you're looking at, but mine have pubes
>>13226016she weighs less than 150 lbs
Imagine having to rescue the ponies from the diamond dogs with only your hands and the clothes on your backNo combat, they could pummel hulk hogan if they wanted to. Even throwing rocks at them would fail.Would you give rover a bellyrub as a last resort?
>>13226011>i am an unsavory creatureI know this feel.>tfw even if waifu was real she would hate me and I wouldnt deserve her anyway
Ever seen Griffons and Pegasi in an air battle? Shit gets intense.
>>13226032Best Celestia incomcing
>>13226040I'd suck Rover's cock as a first resortI want him to knot past my teeth so I'm stuck with his drooling cock in my mouth for like 30 minutes, too
>>13226025i realized this a long time ago and i compare the feeling to being wreck-it ralph at the end of the movie
>>13226051when are we getting a shooting game with flying ponies and nerf guns?someone's working on that, right?
MEWBALL YOU BIG TEASE
>>13226034Haha,okay, whatever man.
>>13226075shhhgive me a minute its happening
>>13226075what'd he do
>>13226058What's this from?Not an official comic, is it?
>>13226060Wow furfagWe only fuck ponies herewould you a pony rover
Good lord that flavour of the week disappeared fast.
>>13226089YOU'RE DISGUSTINGMY LOVE IS PURE>>13226103no that's sick
I'm going away for a bitNobody post anything until I get backI don't wanna miss any new ponies or anything
Would the princess wear a flannel?Would ponies even wear flannels?
>>13226108>rediv is cadancebecause only she like her
Why does japanese animu have english opening song lyrics?
>>13226119Flannel is a very comfy fabric, I bet they would.
>>13226087wait did you do your IT Crowd stram? i was asleep for the last... four hours
>>13226124because muh gratuitous engrish
>>13226093>that skirt flutterunf
>>13226119yes pony would wear flannelthey might even wear tartan patterns
I'm going to marry Fluttershy!
>>13226105>>13226100Jap doujin called Pony Next Door.Found it on Exhentai when doing stuff.I wasn't looking for porn, I swear.
>>13226140Not if I get there first!
>>13226119>tfw I hate video games too
>>13226127he keeps putting it offhe did draw some stuff in the last thread though
>>13226140Fluttershy would have a heart attack if you proposed to her anon.Why do you want to kill the pony?
>>13226106Wow. Yiff in hell! Such dogfuck. So furry.Wow.
>>13226151my niggawell, not hatemore like, no interest in whatsoever
>>13226174I bet it'd be pretty hot in hellI bet Rover would get all sweaty
>>13226157Scootaloo you little shit.
>>13226140but i already did>>13226147thanks
It's that time again, MLPGStramming The IT Crowdbe there or be a popularfaghttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartisthttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartisthttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
>>13226200There is no enhancing, unless you have a link to the original assets.
>>13226183>rover's fur catches on fire>with his dick stuck in your mouth>starts running around in circles screaming
>>13226058this is totally gash gashi
>>13226210Redo the scene yourself in flash
>>13226216>we will never get a villain team up episode/issue>>13226220You are correct, my friend.
Does anyone know of a plushie maker that would be able to make a Caimon plush?
>>13226210>>13225813that was a jokeI just want a vector of pinkie walking liketoo bad it will never happen
>>13225361>not robot pones>2013
>>13226258They're usually ads and such that get skipped, Anon.
Whoa shit. Thanks for pointing that out. I'm half asleep and didn't even notice I missed it.
>>13226238For the right price I'm sure any would.
>>13226261Anon, I don't understand moon runes
>>13226280can you just post the source. you are really fucking it up here.
>>13226280jfc that quality last panel
>>13226325What is even happening?
WHERE"S MY FUCKING STAR MT?
>>13226318i just realizedif japan ever decides to do humanized h doujins they're more than likely going to use eg for designsfuck
Remember when Cadence was the Worst Possible Thing?
>>13226238Would you ask them to add a little bush?Also post in MLPG if you someone because I want one too.
>>13226336I don't, actually
>>13226333if anything, expect them to be stylized quite a bit, so it won't be all bad
>>13226297>those Kaiji faces
>>13226336People hated Shiny more than Cadenceif I recall right, a lot of people liked Cadence even at first
>>13226359I've always hated cadence.
>>13226353>Spike sniffing EG rarity's arm pits
>>13226353>>13226362>>13226366Thati s the second time that's happened to me today. Moot needs to fix his site.
>>13226331Rarity is a pony supremacist.She thinks her human incarnation is inferior.
>>13226394goth twilight artist right?
>The bleeding looks pretty bad Scootaloo, you sure you don't need help with that?
>>13226393She's right, human is inferior.
>>13225795I did this a long time ago but it still counts because I'm going to go to bed
>>13226393Then she's pretty damn wrong
>>13226409Humans are pretty much earth pone, but smart, so we're not inferior.We're like unicorns playing life on hardcore mode.
>>13226436ugh, that's terrible
>>13226406What do you think Scootaloo's blood tastes like
>>13226437Even earth pony is vastly superior to human.
I want to stick my dick inside your butt
>>13226427>>13226444>>13226454Looks like the Goth Twi artist to me.
>>13226459I want to stick my dick inside your dick
>>13225898>D&DOH FUCK YES PLEASE TRANSLATIONS WHEN
>>13226459I want to stick my butt inside your dick
>>13226443Bags of salty blood and milk
>>13226457Earth pony is strong but dumb.Very strong. Very dumb.>but duh magical crop growan powersFor pussies. Genetically engineered crops grown in controlled biodomes master race.
>>13226470>>13226475u-unfI'm not THAT big anon-kun
>>13226474Anon, that clearly says P&P
>>13226427Oh shit, a batsu reference?
>>13226459FUCK MY BUTT
>>13226487>shittier life = needs more work = better
>>13226487Earth ponies aren't dumb.
>>13226511Fizzle pleaseI would if I could
>>13226521>FRESHLIGHTThis wont end well
>>13226521i...don't think i understand what's going on here.but i don't like it.
>>13226520>easy mode>2013>not having a shitty life on a shitty planet so you're driven to innovate and create spaceships propelled by nuclear explosions>>13226535>earth ponies aren't dumb
Why is she so perfect /co/?
I wish I had magic cupcakes that turn girls into futasI'd feed them to everyone
>>13226566She's a Mary Sue
>>13226566Because she's so imperfect.
>>13226566Because shes perfect.
>>13226573I wish I had potions that turned me into a strong horsemorph with big, warm horseballs and a 3 foot cock
>>13226572>banchou Dash>track and field AJYES
>ponies know of humans>humans know of ponies>nobody uses mind control spells on the government>nobody sends nuclear weapons through the portal>nobody goes on transdimensional rape tours>both sides keep each other's existence under wraps>you are classified information to your pony waifu>this is canon
>>13226494ARGUABLY BETTER>>13226496What the fuck ever happened to it, anyway? Did the guy move all his scanlations to a blog or something?I lost the imgur album and haven't seen a thread in ages.
>>13226589>.MOV charactersNope, our Nippony brothers are fucked. The fandom has got to them.
>CLOT>COOKIE PRODUCTION HALVED FOR 60 SECONDSORTEEEEEIILLLLL
>>13226597But sunset shimmer totally tried
>>13226594>masturbating while in schoolWha a dirty slut
>>13226583I wish you did tooyou'd be in for the cuddling of a lifetime
I wonder what she'd feel like
>>13226566because she isnt
some guy just went through like all my mti/mua pics and commented repeatedly about how he hates them and hopes they get chlamydiaover and over he said thisalso I don't know what this "heel-face turn" he's talking about is, they've always been heels
>>13226617Oh yeah?Would you nuzzle my balls?
>>13226608I'm worried about some of the decisions I've madeI don't think I should research this upgrade
>>13226594I really don't understand what's going on
>>13226587now we just need one of them in an oendan uniform
>>13226599The fandom is the only thing they have that isn't a shitty dub.They were already dead.
>>13226603>>13226599It's not like it's anything new. They were referencing the Celestia banana joke in the comment section on a few of the subbed pony episodes. But it's not really a big deal.
>>13226597What if ponies are planning to invade earth and infect everyone with a disease that makes them explode into ponies, and the few people that know about it are planning to turn themselves into ponies and escape the plague?
>>13226635do itjust be careful of what you click from there on out
>>13226635>tfw I did a soft reset after everything came out>going for the "true neverclick" achievementIt hurts, after making half a billion cps.
>>13226661That fuckin Doyu Evenlift Twily
>>13226661this fucking page
>>13226666>true neverclickyou better be fucking with meI'M NOT STARTING OVER *AGAIN*
>>13226673It's true.You have to make it with 0 clicks.
>>13226646>>13226599It's ok, they're not that innocentThey're quite like us
>>13226647>explode into poniesunf
>>13226684>its just a water melongets me every time
i get the feeling that japan's mlp fanbase is even more circlejerkish that even us.
>>13226673>>132266761 million cookies without clicking the big cookie even once. You rely on Gold Cookie popups and work from there.
>>13226697Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?
>>13226702Of course, this is a "shadow" achievement, so it does nothing for milk levels.
>>13226702what the fuck kinda masochist would actually go for thatI can't fathom that hell
>>13226697I require more information, with examples if possible
>>13226710How can you tell if an achievement is shadow or not?Also I thought gold cookies only gave a bonus based on existing CPS, if your CPS is zero how could it give you anything?
>>13226712You're playing a browser game that relies on you spending hours at a time just letting it run. You tell me.
>>13226728They have the [Shadow] tag when you hover your cursor over them
>>13226728It'll say [Shadow] when you mouse over it, and it doesn't appear as part of the normal set (even with a ?) until you unlock it.
>>13226728At 0 cps, it gives you 13 cookies. There's a formula or something for it in the CC general on /vg/. Also, the cheevos that you need to reset for are also "shadow" achievements. You don't have to get them, and they don't count towards the total.They're also hidden, so you can't find them until you get them.
>>13226722When his term is up we'll see some change when that useless shmuck is out of office.
If you haven't fapped and finished to an on-model pony, you don't belong here
>>13226668>You'll never sit her in your lap while you watch a movie>She'll never get restless half way through>They'll never unzip your pants>They go to town on you>The only reaction Fluttershy has is that her breathing deepens>You turn her around and kiss her>You never break the kiss or even thrust into her. Her tentacles can get you both off>You'll never go on a road trip with her friends>Fluttershy has to sit on your lap because there isn't enough room>You'll never have sex in the back seat while Twilight is sleeping next to you>Dash is awake and driving and she didn't even noticeAt least you don't think she did
>>13226722>mfw Obama is banning the importation of delicious M1 Garands and M1 carbines out of spite
>>13226757I tried, but I kept getting bored before I could cum on itand fapping to hot porn and trying to scramble to the pony toy before cumming only resulted in terrible failure
>>13226755Well he's going to leave a world war for the next guy to deal with.Let's just hope it isn't fucking Cruz or Christie.
I have no idea what's going on in the Pony Manga, but I bet they're having fun whatever they're doing
I sure wish I could read these comics
>>13226757This is My Little Pony General not I'm A Fat Furfag General.
>>13226797non anon it's clop not yiff there's a huge difference
>>13226797>and then 75% of MLPG left
>>13226776>>13226800AW SHIT NIGGA SHE SHY AS FUCK
>>13226758>Twilight was hoofing herself the whole time>the car reeks
>>13226805>75% of MLPG is "unf" and "what would it be like to fuck this pony with X ridiculous fetish involved"
>>13226809Fluttershy is the Moe-est of all Moe's
>>13226831sounds about rightalso sounds like most contributors
>>13226841why is she so perfect?
>>13226842Except the good ones. Their fetishes aren't ridiculous at all.
>>13226831>and that's just the 75% left after the fat furfags left
So I know it's not going to be near as popular in Wapan like it is in the actual world, but do they at least have a creepy non-little-girl-fanbase like us?
>>13226858as far as you know~
>>13226857Because she's ded
>>13226827>Twilight pretends that she shifted to lay her head on your lap in her sleep>Fluttershy pokes her in the cheek with a tentacle experimentally>An audible dripping sound comes from behind Twilight
>>13226841>>13226871Japanese Fluttershy makes me...feel things...
>>13226871That was fun.Good night, Mulpug
>>13226865>turning into a shiba inu and living inside lyra's vagina>being fucked by 6 horses at once>temporarily dying while twilight rapes you>anal with ghosts>ridiculous
I'm not playing cookie clicker again. Fuck you.
>>13226929>Babs forcefully taking Rumble's virginityYes please.
>>13226868>tentaclethis is what I get for not reading more than one post back
>>13226897Thanks mateIt was cool even tough some parts of it were kinda strange
>>13226926>One Mind upgradewuh oh.Should I?
>>13226944She was in town with Applebloom for a few weeks.She did hang with DT and SS for the majority of the timeHe is one of the few blank flank colts flying around there
Your favorite pony made you a cup of tea.But she #BEEFED it
>>13226947Imagine if Twilight didn't know before thatShe'd be so conflictedTurned on and desperate but also not wanting to blow her cover
>>13226944>Scootaloo murders Babs once she finds out
>>13226944She's gone mad with power, and lust, but mostly power
>>13226984Or Babs coerces Scoot into a threesome
>>13226984>Rumble consoles Babs and calls Scoots a bully
>>13226984>Implying Rumble goes with Scoots>Ever
>>13226993>consoling a corpse
>>13227005The same way anyone can beef a cup of tea.
>>13226968I'm notenjoy your granny revolution
>>13226994Hey, it's tea love's hair
>>13227006>>13227017I thought we were talking figuratively here.Pone don't murder
>>13227017>>13227006What's wrong with that?
You guys and your Rumbabs and your Rumblscoots and your BumbershootsEveryone knows that Snails X Scoots is where the real money liespic related
>>13226916Pedophilia is fucking disgusting.
Celestia has asked you to lead a genocide against the changelings. Her generals have gotten other humans to prepare the tactics and weaponry with. Now all she needs is a loser to stand in front and yell at the soldiers while bugs go splat.Do you accept?
>>13227041>not shipping Snails with SB
>>13226968It gives you more CPS and introduces new golden cookie rewards including one that generates over an hour's worth of cookies in 6 seconds. The only downside is sometimes the cookies do negative things, like making you only generate half cookies for a minute (a loss of all of 30 seconds, ho hum) and subtracting a chunk of cookies equal to about 1/3rd of what you'd get from the "all at once" bonus and less than 1/10th of the hour bonus.
>>13227041>>13227058SnailBabs = ENDGAME
>>13227057>nothing pointing to her marevag
>>13226990Babs looks like she'd grow up as a big, strong mare.
>>13227055i couldn't accept harder if i triedit's a good day to die
>>13227057Applejack > Candyasscitation: Japan
>>13227079She kind of already isShe'll probably get Big Mac sized when adult
>Snails x Scoots>Not Snails x AB
>Not Babs x Applebloom
>>13227079or a big, strong woman.https://derpibooru.org/327623
>>13227094A big, thick, above average height mare sounds pretty unf. With her size and attitude.... down boner down
>>13227093>apples in the trees aren't even shaped like apples>shaped like rising sunsSure is nippon horse
>>13227116It's fucking shit
>>13227079She's gonna work at a steel mill and have to put up with constant sexual harassment, but she takes it in stride because she knows any one of those guys would give anything for a night with herShe's a strong independent woman, yes, but deep down she has a vulnerable side too
>>13227055Oh I'd lead a genocide alright. With my penis.
>>13227094Time to whip out the ol' Fappin' Stick
>>13227125Yeah, we heard you the first 50 times you said it.
>>13227129>everytime you masturbate, you end countless lives before they have a chance to begin
>tfw you're the only one in the world who ships Trixie with Blueblood
>>13227143You've been keeping count?
>>13227136Appleblooms always gonna be the little cuz.
>>13227151>Ship Name: Trueblood.>Status: Unmanned.
>>13227079>>13227116You're a big mare!
>>13227163>big wings>a bad thingdis nigga
>>13227151>not shipping Bloodharvest
>>13227161Someone had to do it.
>>13227175>>13227151I like that ship tooit's kind of cute in a karmic kind of way
>>13227151>tfw you're the only human being in the world that ships chrysalis and that mean fucking emperor succeeding bird thing from that creepy childrens show
>>13227209AlrightI'll stop at 93, so be sure to tell me.
>>13227196I know, right?
>>13227232Oh boy is it time for twins
>>13227232>the twins will never wrap you in a strong four wing hug
>>13227195That is a nice belly. I would love to rub it.
>>13227240What ifTwins x Zebra Twins
>>13227232Cool dogs anon
>>13227240>Flitter is into boys but never gets any because she still wears a silly bow in her hair>Cloudchaser gets any boy she wants, and teases her sister about that bow.>Yet she still won't part with it
>>13227177>>13227116>Arm-wrestling with Babs>fairly evenly matched>whether she's just that strong or you're just that wimpy is anyone's guess>"Aw, c'mon, this ain't the best you can do, is it? You're embarrassin' yourself...">slowly, slowly, push her back, gaining more leverage on her arm...>Only a little more before you can claim victory...>She leans in and kisses you.
>>13227266No. Not ever.
>>13227240No it's time for /ss/
>>13227223Personally, I'd have lost interest at around 5.There's only so many times you can call someone a shit artist without it getting boring.
>>13227268did someone say dogs?
>>13227268I don't know what you're talking about. You're obviously barking up the wrong tree.
>>13227269>Flitter drops the spaghetti hard when a boy does talk to her
>>13227301I FUCKIN' HATE DAWGS
>>13227301>making a dog wear an insulating costumeNo.
>>13227315What about when Rumble talks to her?
>>13227326She gets along fine with Rumble - he's her honorary baby brother, after all.
>>13227325>costumethat's its real hair
>>13227326He's like 9 and adorable. Probably super easy to talk to. At least until he gets around 11-12, where he's starting to get taller than her.
>>13227326She tells him to go back to his rape dungeon so she can rape him later.
>>13227326She tries to hold it in but feels attracted to him because he actually wants to talk to her
>>13227298I say it's shit, not that the artist is shit.He's better than i can ever hope to be
Why are there no pegasus or unicorn crystal pones?Why do none of the crystal pone cutie marks make sense?
>>13227350Girls typically sprout faster than boys. They don't usually catch up until 14-15.
>>13227370Why are crystal ponies so sexy?
>>13227392She's walking away from you
>>13227375well that's true, but they're ponies so idk. I just like the scenario
>>13227370I'm always worried that, if dropped, a Crystal Pony would shatter or break.
>>13227392there's nothing under the tailabsolutely nothing
>>13227402And I love to watch her go
>>13227274>Thump!>"Ah, lookit that - tough luck, huh? Betta' luck next time!"
>Twilight and friends were successful in defeating the Terror Lord. However, the effects that his curse had on Celestia's body were too severe by the time it was broken. She was not able to survive. What will Equestria do without their precious princess?
did LK post that race swap Chronicle and Chance yet?
>>13227370>Why are there no pegasus or unicorn crystal pones?Cause sombra killed them
>>13227437Watch the sun rise on its own, but much slowerPony was only altering the natural cycle all along>everyone freezes to death during the 50 hour night
>>13227420except a winking, squelching, needy marecunt
>>13227392The gif seem so stiff. Dash one here >>13227409felt more dynamic.
I wasnt to suck on Applejacks teats
drawing now if anyone gives a shithttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
>>13227535No, fuck you I need to sleep.
>>13227538Don't do this to me
>>13227495not even thatpony isn't even close to horseyour sexual headcanons are shit
>>13227274>you can smell the heady stench of her pits already>god damn, she's definitely got the smell to match her strength>she notices your nose wrinkling in disgust and looks taken aback>"So that's how it's gonna be? If I'dah known you couldn't appreciate the scent of a woman, I wouldn't be sittin' here with ya.">she wrenches you forward across the table, quickly pinning your face between the hard surface and her unsurprisingly >the sweat stings your eyes, and the smell of her hot, damp skin makes your head spin>"Heh heh, don't wohrry you'll like it in no time!">holy shit this bitch is crazy
>>13227535draw your boyfriend's big ponies
>>13227521LK pls stram fat pone
>>13227553you should really get that sand out of your vagina
>>13227554This is dumb. We were doing something nice before but now you had to make it dumb.I hope you're happy.
What draw mulpug?
>>13227554>unsurprisinglySHITunsurprisingly hairy armpit, the wet hairs tickling your nose
>>13227572I've been disgusted by sexualizing ponies and adjective laden horse vaginas for 3 years. I'm not going to stop now.
>>13227538oh boy this again?
>>13227588It may be dumb, but at least it's not boring anymore.
>>13227596You should REALLY get that sand outit can't be healthy
>>13227590Draw Celestia laying on a bed.
>>13227596You're disgusted, but why do you think anyone cares about your opinion?
>>13227620You could use a vacuum maybe
>>13227608lol I said it again XD
>>13227590cloudchaser teasing rumble ___sexually
>>13227629Nope. My vagina is home to endangered hermit crabs.
>>13227630Isn't it a little too late to be acting like /v/?are you happy?
>>13227639I think a vacuum would safely transport the crabsthey're in shells, right?
>>13227601No, it's still boring, now it's dumb, too.
i just learned how a horse anus works and it is way more disgusting than you imagine.
>>13227637Man Jailbait already did that. Why not Flitter teasing Rumble this time
>>13227657What is none of them
>>13227657Friendship is Magic pt. 1
>>13227653They're special vagina crabs, so they can only live in sandy vaginas.Unless someone wants to volunteer a vagina the sand stays.
>>13227657what is friendship is magic episode 1?
>>13227663In that case I will continue to remain ignorant for as long as possible
>>13227663Explain in detail
>>13227662You only think it's boring because you wrote something boring and someone made it betterit's okay, it happens to everyone sometimes
>>13227683I didn't write shit.I think you're both idiots.
>>13227675what if we created a simulated vagina?
>>13227663I already imagine it as pretty disgusting.
>>13227690>I didn't write shitYes you did
>>13227691The crabs would notice. I wouldn't want to make them crabby
>>13227663pfft right. I bet you're gonna say something stupid like shit comes out of it or something. Like that would ever be true...
>>13227666But teasing is a very broad subjectThat's fine too
>>13227698No I didn't.See, I can do that too.
>>13227666why not both?
>>13227707No, I was calling it shit.Because it is shit, what you wrote.
>>13227601>>13227662>>13227690>>13227698>>13227707Godfucking damn it you guys.
>>13227690I agree with this guy
>>13227716blame sandy vag
I thikn we can all agree that Apples are the best fruit.
>>13227713Wowso plebso femso pleb
>>13227726I prefer bananas
>>13227726Grape is better
>>13227726Not the best fruit but their pretty damn good.
>>13227738>KOTHSee? Pleb.Stay pleb.
>>13227724hey, sandy vag is supporting an endangered species of hermit crabs, show some respect
>>13227748>insulting KotHokay that's too fucking farI didn't realize I was dealing with an ACTUAL plebe here
>>13227724Would it form a pearl?
>>13227748oh anonpls stahp
but mangoes are the most delicious
>>13227755Pleb is angry, huh?Typical.
Apples are watery, sugary, and blandThe only reason to grow them is to brew applejack
>>13227766Calm down anon, no need to be so buttblasted.
>>13227746>>13227738>tfw rusty shackleford is ded
>>13227756DAMN ITI even have a gif for when people misuse their and they're
>>13227781>I'm not mad, YOU ARE!Typical madpleb response.
>>13227800Anon please calm downyou're speeding up global warming
>>13227800>>13227781>>13227766>Elder Shitposter #1 meets Elder Shitposter #2
>>13227808>still responding>can't just walk awayStay pleb.
What if pony was wolf?
>>13227818HGBHRBRRLLBLLGANON I CAN'T SWIMSTOPHRRBGBL
>>13227824>can't swim eitherTread water, you pleb. Use those stubby little arms.
>>13227822That's no wolf
>>13227822but aren't those sergals?
>>13227822WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE A WHEELBARROW FULL OF DICKS STRAIGHT UP MY ASS?
>>13227830MY ARMS ARE STUBS BECAUSE POLAR BEARS BIT THEM OFFI'M ON THE LAST ICE CAP RIGHT NOW TYPING THIS WITH MY TONGUEI WISH I HADN'T CUM ON MY KEYBOARD SO OFTEN
>>13227833What the fuck is a sergal? Is that like a serbian gal? Shouldn't it be serbgal?glory to serbian people serbia is strongest nation
>>13227822Those aren't wolves, anon
>>13227847>not using tissues or a sock>cumming on your keyboardNot that anon, but you deserve this pain
>>13227854>What the fuck is a sergal?Typical furry shit.
>>13227833One is a synx I think
>>13227860SORRY FOR VALUING MY SOCKS AND TISSUESHGRBHLOH GOD I'M BARELY HANGING ON
>Communal Brainsweep upgradei think id's habbidding, you guys
>>13227822shemale wolf ponies are my top fetish
>>13227871If we really were in this situation, I'd be tempted to put my foot on your head and push you downBut I don't pleb-scuzz all over my shoes.
>>13227871>valuing thingsthere was your problem man
Two months till season 04|RE YOU REEEADY
guys i think i unfed too many times tonite
>>13227863So they're ugly men in shitty suits having anal sex?Cool.
>>13227899I've been ready for a while.This hiatus is really long and they seem to keep getting 2 months longer every season.
>>13227900Did you have an unfgasm?
>>13227895>scuzzfucking Gizmo get the fuck out of he-GHBRLGLLH
>>13227902Add "pretending to have a culture based around rape and prehensile clitorises" and you pretty much nailed it.
>>13227910>actual rape culture
>>13227903Fear not! today is the last day of August, then we just have to get throught September and we'll be in Novemnber (whcich I think is when Season 04 is supposed to start)
>>13227910That sounds like MLPG to me.
HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW
Pony told me a secret and told me not to tell anyone
>>13227928October sucks ass
I didn't even know cocks could be that small!
>>13227878shhh, let the grandmapocalypse wash over you
>>13227929nobody on mlpg has ever been right about anything
>>13227922>then we just have to get throught September and we'll be in Novemnber
>>13227944well now you know, and knowing is half the battle
>>13227924>rape>not petting pony with your prehensile clitoris
>>13227949i was right that one time, anon agreed
I want to love and care for a cripple pone for the rest of my life
>>13227967anon is an idiotnever listen to that guy
>>13227922i think youre forgetting a month, a month where pony should be in costume
>>13227974I would change her bandages with my prehensile penis
>>13227974>day one of war with humans.jpg
>>13227975b-but he told me i was cool
>>13227988of course he did
>>13227987I'd be a traitorI don't even care if the pones are the belligerents
>>13228000You and me both bro
maybe...maybe he's got some sense in there?
>>13228011Anon please go away with that crap. That's the only thing worse than Ross
>>13227987>day two of war with humans:>humans are turned into ponies, peace treaty attempted. spell went wrong, disproportionate amount of alicorns with garish color schemes.>day three of war with ex-humans:>there are no more days, you fool>some span of time after:>time doesn't exist anymore loser, only ponies>pony five of pony with ex-humans:>pony pony pony pony pony>pony pony pony pony pony pony-pony:>pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony>pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony
>>13228000>>13227987id be an advocate for peace and human/pone relations sexually
http://i.imgur.com/OIjAh8B.gif>rarity calls you over for sex>but she also invites other bronies>because forcing ugly bronies to have gay sex with each other is her fetishwould you still go
>>13228022>day two of war with humansfixd
>>13228011You can learn a lot from Dobson. And by that I mean, you can learn how not to act when you're trying to be a respected artist.
>>13228031YesI'd bail if they were especially ugly but I'm bi
>tfw terrible writer's block
>>13228039What is this anyway?
>>13228039that's day three, this is day two
>>13228011I think he was just making excuses and stumbled onto that punchline by accident.
>>13228039They thought turning them into ponies would make them peaceful.Instead they pressed the "launch" button with magic while whacking each other with floating dildos.
>>13228059peacekeeper missileevery line is a nuclear warhead 20 times stronger than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima, all in one missile
>>13228039What the heck is that
>>13228061Is that white phosphorous?
>>13228040he angers me to an unreasonable degree
>>13228075See>>13228074Exterminatus 5000 planetglasser edition
>>13228087geez, 40k happening is more likely than you would think
>>13228074>>13228087Uh wowThat's an odd name for a missile
>>13228080He does that to a lot of people.I like to think about the time Kazerad stomped his shit in whenever I'm sad.
Are the drugfags gone?
>>13228103Would you want to act up with it pointing at you?We don't use them anyway, we use the Minuteman missile
>>13228065good villain or great villain
>>13228119Your brain produces DMT while you sleep, poisoning your mind and confusing your senses.Sleeping is degeneracy. Are you man enough to never sleep again without the aid of drugs?
Man, shaved balls really do feel great.
>>13228107I love that capit brightens up my day whenever I see it
>>13228107>the time Kazerad stomped his shit inthat was great, the backpedaling was perfect
>>13228133>Comparing regular brain chemicals to man made drugsFuck off drugfag, I'm sick of your shit
>>13228143"DMT is classified as a Schedule I drug under the UN 1971 Convention on Psychotropic Substances"
>>13228080i dont know anything about this guy. give a brief rundown of why i should be mad.
>>13228107>>13228140>>13228141I think I missed something
>>13228143>Produced in your body>Not "man made"Fucking junkie tweakerI'm going to smoke some weed because it's safe and natural
>>13228155She looks angry more than sad
>>1322815510/10 pone butCONSTRUCTION LINES
>>13228146>everyone who has ever had a dream could conceivably be considered a felonI love it when my immeasurable cynicism and pessimism is vindicated.
Pone would be split in two by youThey'd be screaming in pain if you actually had an 8 inch dick
>>13228151>briefif only it was that easyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHjpDDqAuc0
>>13228164>>13228146>Look guys, I'm going to compare a normal brain chemical to drugs!You potheads, try to hard.I'm going to post armor.
>>13228170You ever been broken up with? It's a mixture of both.
>>13228031Unless said bronies are fucking landwhalesYes, i'm too ugly myself to be very picky.
>>13228155Well that is cute.
>>13228180>normal brain chemicalIt's a drug. It's an unnecessary chemical introduced into your body for no good reason. It serves no useful function.When you sleep, you are debasing yourself.
>>13228177well yeahthey don't have genitals.
>>13228176WAITWHATIS THIS SOME TORTURE SHIT?WOWTHAT'S NOT COOL DOTTY
>>13228155I love it
>>13228133>sleeping>everwhat are you 9 bro?
>>13228177I like Mewball sized ponies
>somebody reblogs your stuff>oh neat>turns out they reblog everything
>>13228178>ForeverPanderingI'm kinda sad he deleted all his videos so he could live his dream of being a drag-queen Pandaboynowaitgirlnowaituhfuck
>>13228176what's the album?
>>13228180Must have been a bitch trying to armor an elephant, great place to rain down arrows though, billhooks can't reach em'.>>13228189>introduce something>that was already in your body
>>13228189SLEEP CONFIRMED FOR PLEBSLEEP = 0PONEBASED ARMORFAG WAS RIGHT
>>13228176wow appchan x removing my name again i see>>13228208wat
>>13228213don't these things usually come in an album of imagesi'm not well-versed in sadpanda, but I want to see more gore
>>13228153kaz gave some advice to dobson, dobson acted like an ass cause kaz didnt have as many dA favs or something as him, kaz tells dobson who he is, dobson backtracksdont have the cap, but its hi-larious
>>13228209It's only in your body when you sleep.Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take some drugs that makes me smarter and therefore a benefit to the people around me instead of a burden. Man, wouldn't life be shit if I didn't do that drug? Imagine the fat, slovenly NEET leeching off society I would be.
>>13228225Who is he?
>>13228176Dotkwa, that is horrible. Who would do such a thing to that pony? WHY?
>>13228203>somebody reblogs your stuffwait, that happens?
>>13228231homestuck oblivion fag that makes a webcomic
>>13228222no sadpanda can only do 1 image at a timei dunno if i should draw more though
>>13228231LK's secret identity
>>13228252you shouldlike what happened to her eye
I've got a sudden compulsion to fellate Dotwka for some reason
>>13228228but smart people are the most exploitative overachievers out thereyou are taking your brain pills so you can step all over fellow human beings
>>13228231he does prequel, a webcomic based on the elder scrolls
>>13228266Oh, that guy.
>>13228274>implying Doctor Who and not The Thick Of itI will violate you
>>13228265They don't make me smart, just average and able to function in society as a massive pleb.It's better than contributing to the economic downturn.Lots and lots of adderalltfw acquired condition from brain damage
>>13228279Yeah I know, I was saying that he's the next doctor.
>>13228199Mewball isn't very bigBut I guess they are little ponies
>>13228246Wonder what pony that's supposed to be.
>>13228286OhI guess I'll have to start watching Doctor Who then
>>13228288no, mewball is tiny so it makes the ponies seem bigger
>>13228286the reactions to that news were great
>>13228285I think I did something wrong, you guys!
>>13228282I've had adderall and ritaline prescriped, does jack shit for meI get less appetite, my sleep schedule goes all over the place and my dick becomes uselessI've noticed literally none of the supposed positive effects, the best I get is a buzzy feeling in my stomach and the bad is pulsing headaches and the worst shits I've ever taken
>>13228294I wouldn't go that far...
>>13228292my guess would be applejack
>>13228304What could go wrong?
>>13228307Isn't Moffat still writing it?Moffat could go wrong.Or rather, continue to go wrong.