Old dead: >>13214903So, out of the entire show so far, what has been your pick for the cutest moment? Or at least, which pony has done something you think is cute enough to have no competition?
>>13220175Probably Fluttershy getting a rude awakening by Dash.
I enjoyed flutterguy singing pinkie's song duringhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7PGKcikaGY
>>13220195>Marking the second threadYOU BEEFED ITOther one was posted first and linked first
>>13220216flutterdash is too cite
>>13220195Does Bon Bon like quiet days?
>>13220232To be fair the other one was setting itself up for one big long GUYS POST MUSIC THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MLP derail.
Does it really matter which one was marked first? It happens. Not such a big deal to complain about it.
I WANT TO SMELL PONY
>>13220269why is pony doing something so mundane so cute
>>13220279>no panties over his cock
>>13220290But he's ded and hats us
>>13220175I am not good at favorites but this was kawaii as shit
>>13220284pfffhahahaif mlp wasn't for little girls this would fit spike too well
>>13220284I now find this more amusing because there's no way the ponies will know what that gesture means
>>13220270Pony smells faintly of hay and cut daisies most of the time, though there are some pretty nice soaps available on the market.Applejack's favorite scent isPeach
What is each pony's favorite musician that they don't tell anyone they listen to because they'd be embarrassed?Twilight: My Chemical RomanceFluttershy: EvanescenceRainbow Dash: Katy PerryRarity: Kanye WestApple Jack: LMFAOPinkie Pie has no secret shame
>>13220279oh my unf
>>13220279not for sexual!
>>13220175One of my favorite cute moment is when Derpy was reading the flyer in HCFS. It was just a simple background gag, but seeing her reading it even with her cross eyes it looked really kawaii.
>>13220279>woman on kidunf
>>13220314I like to fantasize about ponies being completely unused to human culture and gesturesLike"Oh yeah Celestia, where I come from, you suck on this to show that you're really glad to meet someone."
>>13220333It's possible he did consent, but getting fucked silly with that silky hoof.
>>13220341That's called /ss/, anon.
>>13220324Well, cant argue with that. Because I don't know much about music
>>13220269I like to think Lyra and Bon Bon are roommates in some really silly sitcom. They're straight and everything but every episode has them getting caught in awkward situations that make people talk
>>13220175Something from a CMC episode.Milkshakes? That skipping from Hearts & Hooves?
>>13220346I don't have the GG comic handy, but"Like I don't know what a dick is" comes to mindIt's not like they don't have monkeys and probably apes
>>13220341>>13220351that's called pedophilia
>>13220232Sorry. I didn't mean to.
>>13220336With a cock that big at his age he sure as shit is. If he wanted to he could probably give himself oral.
>>13220357So Three's Company without a third?I mean Derpy might crash on the couch or somethingBut who would be the ZaAAany landlords?
>>13220362Yes, straight shota is pedophilia and sometime child molestation between fictional characters.Very good, anon.
did someone say /ss/
>>13220357What are their wacky but stereotypical personalities?
>>13220372Cranky Doodle and Matilda.
>>13220370seeing as it's practically up to his neck right now, I don't think there's any doubt of that
>>13220361I know, "standard mammalian reproduction" and all that.I still like it though
>>13220378Yeah but its not /ss/ you'd ever draw though.
>>13220378It was mentioned, yes. But surely Straight Spike isn't the only /ss/ you've got, right?
>>13220279Why is the girl pony looking upwards instead of at Rumble or his dick?
>>13220378straight shota is best shotay/n
>>13220355Have an example of Evanescence (which I can totally picture rocking out to in her bedroom when she thinks nobody is waching).http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEy6WPB_txwI just get this picture of Fluttershy bouncing around on her bed, using a hairbrush as a microphone and completely going bat shit crazy as she gets her rock on.With Rainbow Dash hiding in the closet with a camcorder.
>>13220378Hey GG, if you were to draw some /ss/ could you use someone other than Spike, Rumble, or Snails?I love the guys, but there are other colts out there.
>>13220378/ss/ zebra twin colts
>>13220279This is far below Jailbait's usual standard, but it's pretty funny how much recognition it gets only for being porn.
>>13220241Yes. But sometimes she makes interesting things happen herself if it's too slow.>>13220378Well, in different phrasing, but it seems so.
>>13220407She's talking to someone else
>>13220378no, zebra twins
>>13220372Basically, yes.>>13220386>That could work.
>>13220417I don't think he's ever drawn rumble.Pip yes.
>>13220426it's not drawn very well, I agree
>>13220430Hog size surprise
>>13220428Wait, I'm still blind!>>13220351
>>13220430Poor Spikesmothered to death by apple vagina
>>13220358Yup.I'm so glad she came back in MMC. I never realized how much i missed her in S3.
>>13220414>Rainbow Dash leaks the video>Fluttershy isn't seen for weeks>The rest of the mane six make jokes about her constantly
>>13220430I ... I guess he's putting that tongue to useGod knows she hasn't showered lately though. Ughhh
>>13220424you what nowalso we need more BonbonI like Lyra, but there's not enough Bonbon
>>13220430AJ doesn't appear to mind being discovered.
>>13220430glitter glue why do you keep fantasizing about being younger again so that you can have sex with older womenis it because you want to fuck caimon
>>13220455She probably smells like a locker room, working so hard all the time.
>>13220445>Pip God yes. He and Rumble both lend themselves to /ss/, gay, and crossdressing, but Pip barely gets used by anyone.He needs some love.
>>13220467>is it because you want to fuck caimonAnd this is unusual how
>>13220454>Implying AJ, Rarity, Twilight and Pinkie Pie wouldn't go searching for her and force Dash to apologize.>Talent scouts approach Fluttershy for a professional music career.
>>13220445He has, thrice.
>>13220484That'll teach her to be herself in the comfort of her own walls
>>13220448maybe we just need a hog size spike>>13220467What does Caimon have to do with that
>>13220489>wanting to fuck Caimon>not wanting to be smothered in her bushFucking weirdo
>>13220454>>Rainbow Dash leaksUnf
>>13220514I like older Spike with the ponies.
>>13220478>you will never be used by Pip
>>13220492Dash has a nipple on her face
>>13220514This is a much better size for SpikeI'm sure the mares find him much more satisfying this way
>>13220426where do you think you arethat is how shit works around here now
Aww yiss, we /ss/ general now
>>13220528Me too, anon
Which two characters would you ship as Tennis partners?
I want to be a hippy thick girl fucking a crying little Weaver.
>>13220490I can only imagine what their TMZ is like."Former fashion model Fluttershy of Ponyville recently went hyper-viral dancing about in her frollicking way. The video has already struck 500,000 views and Daisy Cutter beer already wants an endorsement deal! What sort of crazy antics will that attention whore get up to next?"In other news, Celestia was caught with a paramour. Was it a strapping stallion or a person of ambiguous genitalia specific to other-dimensional realms? Catch the exclusive hot pic TMZ has acquired after THESE messages!"
>>13220537Being a reptile, he had a perfectly adequate tongue. He's easier to manipulate when he's small.
There is no doubt in my mind that Fluttershy wouldn't be a fan of The Mountain Goats.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZtDaba0Xm0
>>13220546Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>13220546>>13220528>These were drawn before season 3 end>people claim that no one expected Twily Alicorn
>>13220536Anon please.We've already said that it's blush.
>>13220541Because Jailbait's ghost haunted us and presented us pedoriffic apparition.
>>13220557Rarara with anyone
>>13220557Which ponies do you think are secretly drift compatible?
>>13220579You keep telling yourself that.All things must pass till only the eternal remains.
>>13220567Yeah, but now his dick and fingers are a good size for ponies, unlike before.He's 300% better at satisfying mares!
>>13220490so tired of the "shy girl wins merely by being assertive" trope.Girl power bullshit
>>13220492>>13220585d'awww this is cute
>>13220588>Jailbait's ghost dictates what the current topic on MLPG should be
>>13220605So, not Twilight Sparkle. She'll be long dead by then.
>>13220585Rainbow Dash doesnt wear blush. Also RD /ss/ rumble more that
>>13220605Canon > fanon, anon.
>>13220579Yea, her friendships will dissolve long before that.
>>13220623Super Sayan pon
>>13220623Applejack and Rarity holding tails.
>>13220623Moth pone binging on nectar.
>>13220623Draw more Clusterfuck
>>13220608Confidence is figuratively everything.
>>13220612Hm. If they are good, that means that we don't need to recover his body and give it proper burial and enable his spirit to rest, right?
>>13220623plane filly dropping a nerf nuke
Twilight outliving her friends would be a dark and interesting topic to explore
>>13220618This is the only other thing I have on hand with itCute non sexual /ss/ is best /ss/
>>13220623Book pone booking books
>>13220630>princess of friendship>losing friendshipsso you're saying she'll die from loss of magic first
PONY NEEDS TO CUMRIGHTNOW
>>13220623Dash trying to get Flutterhy to get "better" taste in music by making her listen to her music.
>>13220608How does your post relate to mine?>>13220617Except she's an Alicorn now and Alicorns live for a long ass time. Possibly forever.>>13220626Alicorns are long lived. Canon.>>13220623Adult Spike saving Ponyville from an Ursa Major
>>13220658>and interesting topicNot really, it's pretty overplayed and banal.
>>13220658It's probably been done a lot.
>>13220667>princess of friendshipIf anything shes princess of magic or something.
>>13220674Actually we only know that Celestia and Luna have lived for over 1000 years. Cadance has been aging pretty normally since Twilight's youth as an alicorn, she might not even live longer than Granny Smith has.
>>13220701we've been over this, anonfriendship IS magic
>>13220674>Alicorns are long lived. Canon.>Believing the propaganda
>>13220674>How does your post relate to mine?How doesn't it? She became a talent scout basically by flopping her cunt every which way and getting caught on tape, then 'asserting' her ability to not quaver like a leaf under stress
>>13220701Magic == friendshipDYEWTS
What if Caimon teasing her young cousin?
>>13220706Whose to say they don't hit an aging cap as they grow?
>>13220710Thats just silly.
>>13220662>Cute non sexual /ss/Then it's not /ss/
>>13220652Depends, if you think /ss/ and other topics MLPG have been talking about since he died is fun and interesting, then yes.
We already know that Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.And it's obviously because her friends will become alicorns.
>>13220714But that's not what happened. She was caught on tape, got embarrassed about it and ran. A talent scout approached her for a music deal based on the video.There is nothing assertive about that. In fact she'd probably turn it down.
>>13220690>>13220678Well, what about actually being explored in the show?
>>13220751It probably won't be
>>13220669IS IT A GIRL PONY?
>>13220722Caimon doesn't seem like an instigator
>>13220747>Having to deal with pinkie for an eternityThey'll probably assassinate her before then.
>>13220722what if __pony__ ponying pony?
>>13220722>cousin>not brother>not both brothers
>>13220751The show wouldn't explore it except possibly in some kind of dark future fantasy from a villain, but we already know that TS won't outlive her friends, so there will probably be some BS with the EoH.
Twilight won't outlive her friendsBut they will outlive herSee in the Season 4 finale they encounter Sergreant Grumbles, a despondent and apathetic bear villain who wants to pull a reverse Sunset Shimmer: Instead of bringing magic powers to another realm, he wants to remove them from Equestria. Pegasi lose their ability to fly with such small and pitiful wings, unicorn magic does nothing, ridiculously fertile earth pony harvests turn up dry and the populace begins to starve and panic. The Elements of Harmony themselves have lost their power so they're not viable.In the end Twilight Sparkle sacrifices herself to destroy Sgt. Grumbles and through her death restore magic to Equestria.But with magic restored, Twilight is revived through the power of friendship! She returns to life and just as everyone starts to celebrate she gets run over by a garbage truck.
>>13220763YESPLEASESHE NEEDS THIS
>>13220773But anon, it is forbidden!
>>13220767>assassinating her causes to transform into an alicorn
>>13220766ZEEBA NEIGHBOR, IS THAT YOU?
>>13220784Who else but Wander?
>>13220784>Sergeant Grumbles10/10 villain, 0/10 name.
>>13220784I thought you writers were under a NDA
SOMEONE STREAM A MOVIE
>>13220784You've been cribbing notes.
>>13220784>ridiculously fertile earth ponyunf
>>13220784Nice plot, Mr. Shamalamadingdong
>>13220747>all her friends ascend to princesshood>except Applejack who wants nothing to do with it
Who's the best alicorn?
>>13220812Im watching a movie
>>13220813Whoops, forgot the link.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bek1y2uiQGA
>>13220793And now I want to see the Pearls Before Swine crocodiles interact with GG's zebras
>>13220784>Twilight gets run over by a garbage truckThat stinks
>>13220818>Applejack is the first to ascend>she keeps trying to find ways to change back>it's permanent
>>13220812not now anon, I'm busy playing videogames
>>13220786So is our love.
>>13220814W-why is it red?
what if I ship these pones
>>13220814what is it?
>>13220812it crowd stram is in 3 hours
>>13220818>Twilight and her friends force her to because of Elements of Harmony and all that>Has to face Applebloom dying before she does
>EG Twilight wants to fuck pony Flash SentryI know I should, but I must unf at this. I'd totally fap to it if someone were to write it.
>>13220858THEY'RE KINDA MAGICAL
>>13220785A bit of fingering should do the trick then
>>13220712Celestia and Luna were around for well over a thousand years.Are you saying that all ponies simply live this long?ARE PONIES PARROTS!?
>>13220864Jeez, that's a whilewhat would you stream?
>>13220849But that ship makes no sense.They both have such strong, dominate personalities that the relationship would be nothing but fighting, arguing and angry sex.
>>13220857mewball are you really this stupid?
>>13220885I would assume he's planning on streaming the IT crowd
would you play archaeologist with pony?
>>13220757>You will never have a penis that captains one of the finest crews in Starfleet.
>>13220885read my postit crowd
>>13220885He just told you anon.IT crowd
>>13220871>That tiny body>With a big fat pony cock in itYou're right to unf at the concept
>>13220787>Put pinkie down before she can figure out how to become an alicorn>You know I'm going to kind of miss her>Yeah, I feel kind of bad now>A single tear is shed over the body>As it hits the body she starts her magical alicorn transformation>Me fucking dammit!
>>13220871What a shitty color scheme he has
>>13220878NOTHAT'S JUST TEASINGYOU MONSTER
>>13220890>they will never argue and fight over you
>>13220898>>13220906>>13220907Sorry I guess my brain just filters out bad taste automatically
>>13220890They'd be fighting over youBut in the end they find a common bond. That they both like dominating you. Hard.
>>13220881he's probably implying age spells which are a thing in canoncelestia and luna keep abusing them to stay youngwhy don't they just diewhat are they afraid of
>>13220910Marepussy with tits? Sign me up!
>>13220901Would I ever?
>>13220910That satyr has a backpack. I hope it has a good day.
>>13220910She's lovely. Oh, no, I hope she's not late for school!
Anything I should make sure I don't miss at DragonCon?
What if /ss/ saytrs
>>13220928>you really don't mind the attention>you do mind that they keep making their marecocks bigger and bigger to 1-up each other>you don't mind the stuffing but the human body has limits
>>13220868>And her brother.>And the rest of the Apple clan.>New ones always come.>But it always ends the same.>Ponies die.>And become apples.
>>13220910Don't we have enough people satyrizing this show?
>>13220956But anon, the best satyr is a girl
>>13220910>hide reply>[x]hide replies>[ ]make stub>apply
>>13220955Dragons you moron
Pony has sepsis.
Hello, everyone. How was YOUR day today?
>>13220931>what are they afraid ofWhen ponies die they go to Earth!
>>13220890well okayWhat about these ponies?
>>13220881Celestia and Luna are the last in a long line of royal pairs who through use of magic and clever propaganda instill the idea of their immortality. They're cultivating Twilight and Cadence to take the role next. When they finally accept the mantel, the history books will be quickly rewritten to suggest that Twilight was always the ruler of Equestria. Thus maintaining total control over the minds of the citizens.
>>13220918B-but what does she want me to doI'm not going to put my dick in this random pony, anon, I have a waifu waiting for me at home
>>13220983>filter something>b-better respond to it first so people know I'm f-filtering it
>>13220981I would a Hucklebunny
>>13220970>Ponies die.>And become apples.>literally>everytime a family member dies, she plants an apple tree upon their grave
Time to activate the filters. The faggots come out of hiding.
>>13220914>tfw no one's ever going to draw it or write it
>>13221009Trixie wouldn't be able to stand being treated like shit.
>>13220969They're magical ponies, anonphysical limits aren't going to stop them
>>13220868>Twilight has to watch her parents die like the rest of the mane 6>Nothing new, even without alicornification she'd go through this>Her brother was different, hit Cadence hard, hurt even harder after she got over it and took a new husband>Love and all that
>>13221009Kloudmutt can't always art
what does /ss/ mean
>>13220992Boring. Played dress up with cute human pones, but anon didn't like it so I stopped.
>>13220871Well it's entirely possibleThat, wellTwilight's tastes veer toward the ponyEspecially if they do some body switcheroo and the normally-human Twilight from that world has been put in Pony-Twilight.I can only imagine that Flash Sentry is hot stuff to a normal Equestrianalso UNF
>>13220931Alicorns go to pony hell for being monstrosities against nature.
>>13220933Yesssssss.THIS NIGGA UNDERSTANDS
>>13221050straight shotapedophilia with an older lady and a male child
>>13221050Schutzstaffel.Dunno why MLPG has an obession with nazis
>>13221050straight shota, boys with adult women
>>13221013IT'S NOT FAIRLOOK AT HERSHE'S BEGGING AS HARD AS SHE CAN
>>13220978>>13220989>>13220990You guys aren't being helpful at all.
>>13220992For the most part boring and uneventful. Just taking requests.
>>13221050boku no shota
>>13221052Oh, that dress up game? Post a few of your best.
>>13221009>>13221027>All the wedding photos look like they're in love>Blueblood sleeps around>a lot>Let's not mince words, he'll fuck anything with a pulse>Except his wife.
>>13220989That's not what Dragon-Con's for, Mewball.
>>13221075question: does bad-dragon have a booth there
>>13220955Make sure you don't forget to wake up on time
>>13221069Stop equating drawings to real life.
>>13221074Don't mind that Anon faggot. As long as I have a condom and we can do this at an out-of-the-way place, I'd service her.
>>13220992That is an angry deer.Is she mad because she's lonely?
Bad-Dragon released a new dildo btw
Pony is a premature female ejaculator
>>13221093but that's exactly what it is
>>13221093Even if you don't it's still pedophilia within the context of the story/picture/etc.You're being really silly and I have no idea why.
>>13221052I liked it...
>>13221108That's fine, I'll just keep going until I'm done without worry.
>>13221093okay, what's the proper term for a fictional woman statutory raping a young male?
>>13221082>but the joke is on him>Trixie has a cuckold fetish
>>13221089I can hear you typing.
>>13221104>9" circumferenceThat's okay, I didn't need a working sphincter anyway.
>>13221108that's good because I am too
>>13220871>EQG twily is still sexually attracted to horsesthat is arousing and also realistic. do you think she would fuck real horses in the human world? the answer is YES.
>>13221125Think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper. It'l just drop right out in pancake form, the way god intended.
>>13221119what if pony falls asleep
>>13220175This scene, for coming from completely out of nowhere yet being so obvious when you see it.
>>13221122Trixie, a cuck-queen?UhDoes it go both ways?
>>13221079Most are still on the previous thread.Fluttershy has the most pics. She is way too adorable in this, and her clothes are really easy to mix and match.
>>13221109most people who like it want to be the little boy, is that really so wrong?
>>13221104OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AN OTTER FUCK FUCK
>>13221137The sentient ones, probably.>>13221053I'm so glad we're all on the same horse-fucking page
>>13221074As much as I'd love to see the satisfied look on her face afterward I can't obligeLet this guy do it instead: >>13221097
>>13221097NONO CONDOMRIGHT HERERIGHT NOW
>>13220910>those anti-pantyshot shorts
>>13221140Pony doesn't need to be awake for me to finish. In fact I can do things that pony wouldn't normally let me do this way.
>>13221150You seem to be under the impression that he was calling the people who like /ss/ pedophiles.
This may be the wrong thread, but does anyone know that fanfic (forgot author) where chrysalis sneaks into canterlot, and is disguised as a guard. Later on, anon talks to her, and shares some cookies with her that are infused with some love. She scarves them down, and thanks him for them. Later on, they go to the bar, and she gets drunk with him and her spell that hides her fangs starts to slip, and he notices? I really want to reread this, but I cannot for the life of me remember the author or anything to do with the title.Any help is greatly appreciated.
>>13221024>derpibooru.org>human on pony action, equestria girls>This image in question is the only good pornographic one of fiveOh...
>>13221148>they're cheating on each other>with each other with alter egos
>>13221121Raping with style
>>13221179Go away Fagnaki
>>13221169Isn't that a bit immoral?
>>13221124has the dryer finished?
>>13221108>Getting Pony warmed up>kissing her neck right on that spot she really likes having kissed>tracing your fingers over her coat, just barely grazing every erogenous zone>Just about to penetrate>BLOOSH!>Pony soaks your groin with a rush of fluids before you even enter her>"I-I'm so sorry!! We can... keep going, right? Oh geez...!">She's too embarrassed to look you in the eye while you finish
>>13221098That's a terrible joke.It still made me smile.
>>13221159>The sentient ones, probably.there is no doubt about it. if i went to another dimension and see nonsentient naked human girls running round i would still get boner.
>>13221125...Where are you looking? Luka doesn't have a 9" circumference.
>>13221137>still sexually attracted to horses...So ponyworld Twilight is attracted to humans and humanworld Twilight is attracted to ponies?How come humanworld Twilight hasn't moved to Canterlot High? THE MASCOT IS A HORSE
>>13221179All joking aside a lot of couples play the 'meet each other as strangers' game at a bar.For them it'd be Mare-Do-Well's arch-rival (superhero, that is) Blue Bolt and his "Duke Riddlington," the meddling gentleman-villain.
>>13221192There is nothing worth linking. It's that image, Lyra on top of human Twilight's arm awkwardly, two ugly Littlest Petshops crossovers, Brad staring dreamily into pony Twilight's eyes, and smutanon's Vinyl Scratch pictures compiled, which only shows up because in one picture she's a pony.
>people using the word "kawaii" unironically
>>13221121It's called statutory rape.
>>13221237it needs to be a bit smaller
>>13221262>people use the word "unironically" unironically
>>13221262You haven't seen shit until you've heard people use "lol" out loud. Fuck anime conventions, they're filled with the worst people ever.
>>13221268It's also called pedophilia!
>>13221149Link to game?I've yet to try it and I want to make absolutely sure I'm as much of a faggot as I can be without actually fucking dudes
>>13221262>not using it in an ironic but also actually sorta meant it kinda way
>>13221262but I tried to make it ironic
>>13221230your post is confusing i am not understanding which twilight you are talking about.is humanworld twilight the human twilight who was in EQG all a long or do you mean horse twilight in the humans body?
>>13221203>wake up one morning>Fluttershy is at your side as usual>but something seems wrong>she's panting and squirming a little>she looks up at you in embarrassment and says that it must be 'that time'>she crawls on top of you and gasps suddenly as you hear
>>13221290Only men can be pedos
>>13221291>>13215341I've linked it about 4 times already.
>>13221279>"Sweetie Belle! You're... you're-">"Fabulous!">Rarity has to have that awkward talk with her sister about make up control.>Rarity is basically a hypocrite over it.
>>13220674HER E YOU GO
>>13221290But I don't fantasize about having sex with a childI fantasize about having sex with adult womenWhile I'm a child
>>13221325What a spooky bear
>>13221306what about trans women?
>>13221303wait this doesn't seem like a premature ejaculation scenarioare you trying to gyp me?
>>13221306tumblr pls stop being so sexist
>>13221303So pony is a psychic orgasmer?>Tonight's gonna be a busy night huh Fluttershy?>Eh not really>Fuck.
>>13221325HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOING TO BE A BASKETBALL GAME TO REMEMBER
>>13221279She..kinda put that on correct, right?
>>13220175twilight eating those flower petals, best pony gif
>>13221318>She pimps Sweetie Belle on street corners so she can buy more stuff
>>13221331then you're fantasizing about pedophilia
>>13221108>saying dirty things into pony's ear>take it just one step too far>pony flinches>*squirt squirt*>*splatter*>>13221203why is this so unf
>>13221331so then you're just sexually attracted to pedophiles?
>>13221339You mean women? No they can't. >>13221343You can't be sexist toward men
Give me an episode to gif
>>13221317sorry friend, just got back when the new horse started
>>13221318not really, there has been an example of Rarity going overboard with makeup so one can infer that her normal makeup levels are acceptable
>>13221372>tfw endii hats us
>>13221331I've been called a reverse pedophile beforeit's pretty hilarious
>>13221384A Very Pony Christmas
>>13221357She did but it's a tiny bit excessive. Which I think is the tendency when little girls wear make up.
>>13221384A Dog and Pony Show.
>>13221384either Task Force X or Question Authority
>>13221384the beach episode
>>13221384Scootaloo has wet dreams
>>13221358This fucking guy gets it.
>>13221396Stop trying to argue with a strong, independent whyman you sexist pig!
>>13221372> why is this so unfBecause even women sometimes are premature-orgasmic and feel like they've shorted their partnersThey haven't. Oh lordy loo they haven't.
>>13221393This is true.Do you think Sweetie would be willing to pluck her eye lashes too? Of course, Rarity is going to be curious what sparked this sudden interest in beauty.
>>13221384Any episode with the Predacon
>>13221384HOW TO BETA YOUR DRAGON 2
just jacked it to the rumble pic. time to go lay down until the guilt fades away
>>13221434WHY ARE YOU BORED SCHOOLMONKEY
>>13221160HE'S NOT ANSWERINGPLEASEYOU ARE PONY'S ONLY HOPE
>>13221434Want to talk about your feelings?
>bought every upgrade>have a hundred of everything but portal and time machine>still takes like 10 minutes to be able to buy another time machineYep, I'm donefuck this
>>13221418>>13221358I love it when pony reminds me that they're ponies. Pinkie eating that flower in A Friend In Deed made me smile too.Ponies should do pony things.
>>13221444You just fucking reminded me of My Gym Partner's A Monker.Now I'm gonna have to kick your ass
>>13221395He doesn't hat anyone, give him some space. Attention stresses him out
>>13221442I just jacked off to you jacking off to that rumble pic
>>13221434we could always talk about fetishes!
>>13221466Shut up and quit hatting us, endii.
>>13221418> ponies have3 such large flat bristly tonguesI wonder if that's even pleasurable for oral sex.
>>13221428Doubtful. Rarara is neurotic and persnickety. Sweetie is lax and devil may care.That conflict is primarily what the writers portray (because it's fun to do so) and as a result makes me doubt Sweetie would.And yes Rara will wonder
>>13221476that was fast
>>13221462but it takes too much effort
>>13221476jacking off to pics other people have jacked off is also my fetish.everyone post the last rarity pic you fapped to
>>13221486Im not endii
>>13221492I'm a premature ejaculating pony
>>13221203THE HOTTEST OF UNFSeriously, making them orgasm is the best thing. I would toy with her so hard. And say every single one is a beautiful thing.
>>13221482what is it called when I want to be overpowered and cuddleraped by excessively huge stallions
>>13221463>Writers of My Gym Partner's A Monkey made LPS and it was better than S3
>Rescue Pony>Pony becomes playable character>There are six ponies to rescue in each level excluding secret ponies>The Mane Six are all in the "Beginner" category
>>13221497Ponying should come naturally
>>13221509You too?I love "post the last thing you came too" threads
>>13221520Your called SB.
>>13221463It was a funny showYet I'm afraid to go watch it again in case my opinion changed
>>13221526The fuck you talking about, Anon?
Post the last thing you came to by describing it using text
>>13221539Consensual loli sex where the loli was genuinely happy and into the act.
>>13221441Would you read dash's fanfiction and pretend to really like it to get on her good side? Eventually going with her to terrible fan conventions that embarrass you and having to feign interest in the whole terrible mess so you don't blow your cover?Only to have Dash tearfully confess that she was only so into it because she thought you were, and she didn't want to lose the one thing that you two shared together.
>>13221450It's not gonna happenI can buy her a nice big cucumber or something but that's it
>>1322153914 minute video of a dude having sex with a mini mare that had applejack colors
>>13221364>Rarity giving Sweetie a makeoverI need this
>>13221566Wouldn't Dash's fanfiction be about Daring Do? Or does she write creepy shipping fics about her friends? Because I could get into either.
>>13221520uh, let's see herehypermuscular partnerscuddlinganthro domination and submissionunconsensual scenariossandwiching
>>13221561That has to be shopped or that's Gene Simmon's daughter.
>>13221564Can I get a link?
>>13221561Somewhere a lesbian is weeping.
>>13221561Is she part dog?
>>13221580They are talking about pedophilia so I dont think you should be here.
>>13221561i had saved this pic to post as a humanized bat pony in here. but i was waiting a bit for it to get off the front page of readdit so no one can call me out on it.
>>13221561my tongue is a lot like that
>>13221596It was on /b/They have a few loli threads a day.I have around 150 lolicon pictures saved to my computer.
>>13221573PONY WHINES IN FRUSTRATIONSHE IS HOLDING YOU TIGHTPLEASE
>>13221566Yes I would. Not even to get in her pony pants, but to be a good friend.Hell, I'd probably just find some reasons to actually like it while I'm at it.
>>13221539a fic about drugging and then molesting a sleeping girl, including smelling her socks and pantiesalso I changed the girl's name to Gilda
>>13221610>humanized bat poniesOkay guys this is getting way out of hand now.
>>13221623wow, hot a what hbahiibat
>>13221614Please post pics.
>>13221614u-unfI want you to blow me
>>13221407Plenty of best pony in that one.
>>13221539A twenty minute video of a plump wife being fucked and bred by her husband and a mutual friend. She was so genuinely into it, and the way her legs lifted and that beautiful cleft of a cunt and those jiggling lovely warm breasts made me cum at least three times.
>>13221623Why is she so perfect?
>>13221621FINE I'LL FUCK PONY WITH MY PENIS RIGHT NOW
>>13221639it went out of hand long ago when the bat pony general started unironically making alicorn bat ponies and official alicorn bat pony canon.
>>13221520I'm slowly working out the kinks in those designs.No pun intended.
>>13221653>and a mutual friendSOILED
>>13221652she should get that checked
who loves horse queefs
>>13221665who caresthey like itso what
>>13221661Wh-why are her breasts straining against that tank?And why are her hands glowing?
>>13221661There is no explanation. She just is.
>>13221621Looks like pony found someone willingWhich is good because I'm still not doing it
>>13221566I don't lie to my friends.
rarity wakes up one day as the stallion version of herselfwhat is spike's reaction
>>13221663PONY SEES YOUR HUMAN PENISSHE SAYS IT'S WEIRDAND WALKS AWAY
>>13221700Boobs are magic
>>13221688Does Twilight carry a pillow everywhere she goes with Rarity?
>>13221651ive been told im good at it
>>13221713WHAT? I'M A GRIFFON, STUPID PONY.
>>13221697i didnt say there was anything wrong with it. they are free to do whatever they want, and i am free to call it stupid.
>>13221539Hyper futa Fluttershy dominating Rainbow Dash.
>>13221677they're very cute poniesI know you don't ever want to draw smut of them but you should at least draw semi-lewd
>>13221709I didn't though. I wouldn't post that old pic specifically because I think the designs aren't as good as newer ones.
>>13221679I guess some people aren't into threesomes or sharing, like at all.>>13221684http://xhamster.com/movies/502392/bbw_wife_has_breeding_party_with_her_husband_and_friend.htmlI got into it at first because it wasn't "BLACK BULL ON WHITE WIFE: BLACK DICK APOCALYPSE" but I enjoyed how they seemed to actually do kissing, getting into it, and her moans and cries were pretty authenticAnd the bits where she pushes off of the wall with her hands to keep in place and grind deeper on that dick is pretty hot
>>13221723she learned to summon them by watching Rarity
>>13221652It's my second favorite ep of S1.
>>13221711That's why you'll never be more than a background pony applejack.
>>13221713>I need to cum>I want your dick>never mind your dick is weirdwhat a bitch
>that fucking live action Equestria Girls videoI could scream.I swear, I could fucking puke out my lungs.The music was nice though.
>>13221759Fainting couches are pretty neat. Too bad they're so god-awfully expensive nowadays.
>>13221700If this nigga don't shut the fuck
>>13221759Well Twilight and Rarity share spells according to A Dog and Pony Show.She is still a novice tough. Only a pillow?
>>13220871but what if other ponies find the discrepancy strangely hot in the other directionhttp://i.imgur.com/1GnIpsy.png
>>13221754How often do we have to go through this?Ignore any passive aggressive shit like that. Don't respond, unless someone has a point.
>>13221756Don't take a wife if you can't satisfy her yourself.Also, fuck polygamy.
>>13221620sorry it is from the 70gb zootorrent mare pack. i downloaded it long ago and am still working my way through.the hottest part of the video is the whole horse ass would twitch during.
>>13221782Fluttershy, get back in the janitor's closet.
>>13221768Pony's plan the entire time was to make fun of your weird human dick
>>13221782It's just, wellIt's pretty clear when that young woman uses padded brasAnd maybe dark magic.
>>13221783>share spellsI though Rarity just gave Twilight her spell
>>13221787>Cheek cutie mark>Actually finding it arousing>GG stahp
>>13221777>Twilight was white>all of them are white with the exception of Rarity who's asianI didn't mind it. Asian Rarity is a hot concept
>>13221756I've came to this before. What was hot for me was the fact you could tell they were enjoying it. When the husband goes at her and they call each other things like babe, I fucking melted.
>>13221787>those cutie marks in their facesWhat the fuck was the deal with anyway.
>>13221700Fluttershy's figure is so perfect that the only clothes that fit her waist strain against her breasts. Also yes, boobs are magic. That is her element of femininity. It's a new direction they're taking Equestria Girls in.Dash's element is legs.
>>13221787GG plsI asked you to reverse that situation beforeCan you maybe do it now?
>>13221725uuuuuuuuuunfCan you handle bigger ones?
>>13221808I'm a girl. I had to buy this horse dick for a whole month's bits to satisfy her, and then she goes and laughs at it. Fuck her.
>>13221802oh, i haven't gone through all of it. what's the filename for that one? i think i missed it
>>13221812Oh yeah. It says that she showed her how to do it.
>>13221783as the Princess of Magic, I'm sure Twily could summon any number of pillowsthere's not really any need to exert herself in this scenario
>>13221787I'd be just as OK with it.There just needs to be more of it.
>>13221712>Spike has his first gay masturbation session that ends in tears of guilt and confusion
>>13221842Weird human vagina
>The bleeding looks pretty bad, Scootaloo, are you sure you don't need any help?
>>13221815>Asian Rarity>her parents are whiter than white breadIs she illegitimate from her dad's dalliances during the war?
>>13221801> PolygamyBut Anon, no one's entering a committed relationship outside the bounds of marriage. At most this is swinging or open marriage.> don't take a wife if YOU can't pleasure herHey, uh, you might want to make certain she has no toys while you're at it.Good luck with that.
>>13221787>Noticed the horse boner lastAm...Am I getting better?
>>13221831You mean human Shiny turning into an MLPG-certified horsefucker?
>>13221859She'll be fine.
>>13221802>70gb zootorrent mare packhow do i access it
>>13221855>tfw you fapped to dudes and just kinda accepted it
>>13221881Yeah, basically I want him to be you.
>>13221881Not necessarilyHuman Shining Armor giving pony Twilight a piggy back ride would be cute.
>>13221882Scootaloo can fly, she just needs to be scared out of her gourd
>>13221787Because she smells totally new and different owing to her new pheromones, there's literally nothing telling his body this is his sisterHell this is probably as exotic and novel and sweet-smelling fresh healthy woman as he's seen in agesIt would be ... awkward.
>>13221839not sure. doesnt mean i cant try
>>13221870Maybe they are asians but grew up there. Maybe her grandparents are complete asian.That's why she knows Kung Fu. Her grandpa thought her.
>>13221824... And the others'?
>>13221913And hot.Dammit why hasn't drawn or written it yet? I know it's EG related, but an unf is an unf.
>>13221900the 7chan beast forum was closed and the beast torrent site was closedno on knows where to go now
>>13221925Asian grandpas are the best grandpas.
>>13221939Obviously they must plumb the deep web.
>>13221939Why the hell did they close them?
>>13221942>wax on, wax off
>>13221939there's a good bit of beast still in pirate bay
>>13221939is the torrent down?if you still have it on your torrent program, you can copy the magnet link from it
>>13221925her dads mustache is too white genetics for him to be asian
>>13221919Does Starface still deal in cocaine and cocaine accessories? Or is it something else?
>>13221939I know. But im not going to say. I also backed up that archive.
I dont want to fuck horses
Why haven't you filtered Anonymous yet?
>>13221921>One day I'll be as kicky as Rainbow Dash!
>>13221948Depending on the state you can be sued for distributing 'obscene material.' That's why so many sites have disclosures explaining their community practices conform with California state law.
>>13221978Because if I did, the threads would be empty.
>>13221953>He hits her with her cane because she isn't a fashion designer>Your friend princess already. Why you not princess yet?
Another episode to gif?
>>13221983then why don't you return my letters
>>13221974>>13221986- Anonymous, 2013, while double-teaming a horse.
>>13221914>Big-dick anon and freaky-long tongue will never stram them having sex
>>13221985* whoops, hit ENTERBasically whether it's legitimate or not, most sites would rather avoid all the legal fees and negative press, even if it's perfectly legal where the servers are housed.
>>13221971>im not going to saybut why
>>13221970Asian on her mother side?
Dash always takes a morning run when she wakes up. When she brought you back, she told you that she was going to get up before you were awake and probably be back after you leave, so you should let yourself out. However, instead of leaving with the sunrise, she rolled over, whispered in your ear "I wanna sleep in today", and winked.What do?Human or pony?
>>13221983I love you too tiny blue horse. Now come on, it's time for dinner
>>13221996You Only Move Twice
>>13221974i dont want to have sex with obese women.everyone here has different tastes
>>13221978I filtered ross, sb, mewball, red, and jailbait. Does that count?
>>13221966>>13221925>>13221870Yyyeah, you could probably debate the others' ethnicities, but I'm 100% certain that Applejack and Rarity would be white.Farm-girl and a female answer to Frasier? It's obvious.
>>13222013spoon her and go back to sleep
>>13221787>>13221913>>13221938> Everything is screaming in Shining to fuck this brand new exotic womanI'm gonna need both hands for this
>>13221996Pilot episode. Loop of Twily on fire.
>>13222013Tell her to get her human ass up and run.No excuses.
>>13222013If human, I cuddle the shit out of her.
>>13221996Pony's First Wedding
>>13222009Were not friends anon.
>>13222050>Now get out there and run! I'm going back to sleep
>>13221935Well, AJ's is obviously hips.Rarity's is her ass.Pinkie Pie has that perfect amount of chub. Twilight has that attractive charm and bottomless list of fetishes.
>>13222031Add Kraut and we're gold.
>>13222065Hell no, I'm running with her.
>>13222068>Implying Rarity's isn't her elastic vagina
>>13222009And also I use this for anatomy refrences for drawing.
>>13222035Well, Midwestern farm girl that is.What would a Mexican pony version of the Apple Family be? Maybe they farm tomatoes or mangoes or something.
>>13221815well then you're in luck, Skipper.
>>13222059>not spreading the porn to fellow horsefuckershello satan
>>13222095>503 unavailablefuck you for making me refresh
>>13222099>YayaFuck her. And her shitty TV show
>>13222114Try again.Clicking is now worth a damn with upgrades.
>>13222098>Mexican>not glorious canadian Maplejack>you will never buck maple syrup with maplejack
>>13222098>not farming Agave
>>13222101>implying im a horse fuckerLike I said I just store this for art reference.
>>13222095Like I said>Zebra cookies
>>13222089You've clearly never seen humanized Rarity dancing.Her only rival is Derpy, but you don't want to put your dick anywhere near that; you'll wind up in the hospital.
>>13222095HOLY SHIT9 MILLION COOKIE CLICKSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>13222130>MaplejackTotal qt. I liked her tumblr before it went grimderp and died.
>>13222068I'm ... pretty certain the show would only get into body parts if they get ZORDS or somethingYou and I both know Rarity would be HEART, Twilight's would be HEAD UNITPinkie is the torso unit, with a bit of chub
>>13222178Dash and AJ would definitely be the legs then.Would that leave Fluttershy to be an arm or something?
>>13222163>I liked her tumblr before it went grimderp and diedevery ask tumblr ever made.pdf
>>13222157Clearly you haven't seen Rarity nakedThat's not her ass, it's her swollen donut
>>13222192>asknyxnow died before it could go grimdark
>>13222129That's an old update, I'm pretty sureI just refreshed and nothing new happened>>13222134I heard they export a lot of tomatoes but that could work tooif only I knew what it tasted like and/or how it grew>>13222130How would you even buck syrup, though? Have you ever visited a syrup farm, anon? It takes ages to get the sap to ooze out, I don't think jiggling the tree is going to do anything
>>13222178>Pinkie>ChubYou're a double nigger and not my nigga
>>13222191I guess she'd be both arms, with DEATH STARE ADVANTAGE STRIKE or something
I found a pony hiding in my closet, what should I do?
>>13222134>>13222199Oh wait, I'm retarded, it's a cactus. I knew that already.
>>13222036>>13222050>>13222052Human.Dash rolls her eyes then rolls over, and you sling an arm over her shoulder, pulling her close. She winds her legs between and around yours and yawns. "It's weird, not, y'know. Being out there. Nice, though."You nibble her shoulder and press a hand to her smooth belly, feeling the ridges and valleys that her intense workouts and ludicrous metabolism affords her. "You should be running. You'll get all bloaty and stuff."She snorts. "One day won't kill me. Besides, if I'm running, you're running too. Don't think because we slept together doesn't mean I won't make you run till you puke. Still wanna go?"Your arms draw tighter around her waist and shoulders as you weigh your possible paths.
>>13222195>She wants you to finger her>You lose your wristwatch
Would you let sweetie cook you breakfast?
>>13222157>no one will ever make an actual Rarity version of this
>>13222199>if only I knew what it tasted like and/or how it grewYou ever had Tequila before? That's what they make out of it. Also Agave nectar is used as a sweetener, but I've never had it.
>>13222199>How would you even buck syrup, though?that's the joke
>>13222204AnonAnon plsSweetie wouldn't be in the robot anywhere
>>13222218You'd better believe we're going running>stare at her ass
>>13222198That's because Jr is an idiot.Never spill the beans on something, even to your friends.
>>13222218Take the morning off. Spend some quality time with her.
>>13222221No I like my house unburned to the ground. Bitch would burn cereal.
>>13222129>Clicking is now worth a damn with upgrades.No it isn't. A few upgrades giving you +1% cps per click? That's shit.So now what you're saying is you can get like 8 million cookies a click when you make 30 times that much per second without even having to click.Orteil doesn't get that clicking should be MORE than your CPS, otherwise what's the fucking point?
>>13222246Then have sex afterwards while sweaty and still on the endorphine high
>>13222047Doesn't loop very well
>>13222192I think it's something to do with tumblr and depression. I'm not saying the site causes depression, but everyone that goes there gets depressed.
>>13222259wasn't it obvious from the very start?
>>13222275frenzy now affects your clicking too
>>13222284Colgate is a very blinky pony.
>>13222284This is why Twilight doesn't use Absolut Peppar any more
>>13222270Bitch burnt orange juice.
>>13222275But you can click fast. More than your CPS is way to much.>Neverclick is a shoadow achievementWELL FUCK YOU TO ORTEIL
>>13222218Hmm. Human. Well, if that's what they decided for tonight.
>Zebra cookiesGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUE
>>13222308And fucking liquified toast.
>>13222296Yes, but bronies aren't exactly Sherlock.
>>13222286Abloo abloo muh popularity. That's whats fucking wrong.
>>13222218> human0/10, would force to run and lose number
>>13222221I'd teach her how to cook
>>13222275>just got a golden cookie>2 billion CpS>90 million per clickyou is wrong.
>>13222320I was really hoping that these guys turned out to be changelings
>>13222275I just clicked for 10 million cookies. I need to fish out my speedpad again
>>13222320I'm actually excited for eclipse cookies, those things are so fucking good. I want one so bad.Gonna get one tomorrow.
>>13222323In Sisterhooves I didn't realize it was Rarity until it was revealed.
>>13222351We are also technically hipsters.
Just an interesting frame.
>>13222365>Twilight goes into heat during her first party.
>>13222351Technically you should suck my cock
>>13222351It's a hell of a lot easier to say that than to say "I'm a fan of the pony show but I don't consider myself a huge fan and I look down on the huge fans but I still really really like the show"
I like how mines are now the worst buildingsGod dammit, ortiel...
>>13222351Yea? So? You're technically a fish.
>>13222332Are you sure you're up to the challenge anon?
>>13222384What's the best?I'm too casual to follow this casual-ass micro strategy
>>13222339Danganya already did that.>the zebra twins will never spitroast Danganya and fuck her so senseless that her disguise fails
>>13222192All my favorites ask tumblrs always die>biporarity>stone Trixie>ApplebloomAnd now it looks like Princess Ataxia is dying too.I just want cute, funny ask blogs.
>>13222378>for all his talk, anon will never actually let you suck his dick
>>13222297>>13222338>just got a golden cookie>2 billion CpS>90 million per click>you is wrong.Work on your reading comprehension. Or your math, fuck I can't even tell what's making you stupid.Clicking for a tiny percentage of what you get EVERY SINGLE SECOND is dumb as hell. There's no reason to click, even during frenzy, because you'd have to click about 23 times per second to even keep up with your cps which you get for doing absolutely nothing. If you clicked 1300 times you'll save yourself one minute.Wow, it's fucking nothing.
>>13222391Man all I need is to stop making her burn food. In a week I could probably accomplish that. In a month I bet you she can make edible food.
>>13222348me neither.it's not like I was looking at her eyes, diversion is a big dealI'm not stupid I swear
>>13222400Still Time Machines, but he buffed grandmas to hell for no reason
>>13222400I'm going with 100 of each to get all the achievements for milk %
>>13222406Cute funny ask blogs dont get popularity.
>>13222374> highly magical unicorns face this problem every once in an age> Starswirl literally burned down the academy dorm> His morning after included literally rebuilding the whole House tower by magic
>>13222406>>ApplebloomWasn't that the original?What about blueblood?
Heh a LMJ picture that is acutally decent https://derpiboo.ru/415114
>>13222406>biporaritySuch a good tumblr.
>>13222098>putting mustard on a chocolate donutAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://youtu.be/K4JhruinbWcseason 4 preview is up
who let snarky bastard back in
>>13222416You make more CpS with clicking than a lot of your buildings nowwhich is good
>>13222416>23 times per secondYou can if you macro
>>13222382I don't use the term unless somebody knows the term. A co-worker/friend caught me with a pony picture and I admitted I like the show. He thought it was funny but didn't give a shit. New co-worker found out from friend and asked if I was a brony, I said I was, since, that's what that means outside this fandom. He knew enough about me to know what kind of brony I was. I didn't flaunt it but if someone brought it up I would totally talk ponies with them.
>>13222437Where is it? Is it linked in that picture's filename?
>>13222425Grandma apocalypse anonGrandma apocalypse from the first game.Also they will be the most used for dungeons.
>>13222444There's too many SBs and I lost track
>tfw 50 clicks per second
>>13222435Yeah that was THE OG pony ask blog
>>13222416better than nothingI mean, by your logic, why bother getting new buildings? They're only going to increase your output by a tiny amount.Clicking augments your cps.
>>13222443oh, i liked that portion of the intro. it was a demonstration of motorists of italian policemen if i remember correctly
>>13222437Most of it isn't as bad as his normal stuffBut holy shit that faceHe has no idea what he's doing
>>13222406>MLPG doesn't even have any ask tumblrs.
>>13222406I like Klondorks but I get the feeling he's not having fun with it anymore
>>13222455Even then you'd only be saving as much time as you're clicking. >>13222453>You make more CpS with clicking than a lot of your buildings nowThat's not saying anything, most buildings suck.Hell, even buffed grannies with all available upgrades are not as good as alchemy labs.1 granny = >>13222486>I mean, by your logic, why bother getting new buildings?Because they're passive and thus always collecting cookies. Clicking is an active thing, it requires sole attention and precludes idling. It should be more powerful, or there's no point.
SB is Snarky Bastard is Scrubbing Bubbles
>>13222497>Ask Diamond Dogs
>>13222497You talk of MLPG as if it's a single entity goals, hopes and dreams, capable of coordinating anything or producing something.
>>13222517>1 fully upgraded granny=3276.8 cps1 fully upgraded alchemy lab=4000cps
>>13222315>>13222328Hey, man, that's what they wanted. Ask for pony next time.>>13222265>>13222246I flipped a coin. We're going a-running.She huffs overdramatically and wiggles her ass into your crotch before rolling out of bed. "I think I got some clothes that'll fit you. One of my exes was about your size."You lie back and stare at the ceiling fan tracing lazy, predictable paths through the air and contemplate just what you're in line for. She marches back into the room carrying two fistfuls of clothes, and throws one at you. "Clothes and shoes. Hope they fit."The two of you dress to the sounds of playful flirting and teasing. She turns around and asks you to cinch her bra, and you snap the straps against her skin. You ask her to help get the slightly-too-small shoes on, and she yanks a few of the hairs on your leg. So it continues, until the two of you stand by the door, ready to go.She looks at you. "You ready for this?"God no.
>>13222519when will he write more gay dragon transformation
>cookie bullshitCan someone show this to reddit so that everyone will hate it and stop talking about it?
>>13222497A few people here do/did there was also a marker one and another that had various artist doing ask.
One achievement is clicking 77 golden cookies.
>>13222531Taking it easy is for casualstry to outdo her
>>13222525>mlpg print bookAfter mewball caused a scene the project slowly died.
I've been meaning to buy a Derpy vinyl figureShould I bother getting a "misprinted" one?
>>13222543I don't know what is going on but it doesn't seem very pony so I don't like it.
>>13222531Oh, I'm not hugely complaining, it doesn't have to be with pony every time, and that certainly opens up other options for you as a writer. It's just not really my scene, makes them feel like different characters.
>>13222543Do you wonder why you have no friends?
>>13222525>I better use the "We are not a hivemind!" argument again!
trigger warning anal penetration
>>13222531Well, here goes something.
>>13222564>"As if MLPG was capable of coordinating and producing something.">"After mewball caused a scene the project slowly died"As I said.
>>13222564I hate it when atttentionwhores ruin good things.
Celestia Quest resuming in 13 hours.
>>13222444i'm always here.
>>13222585that doesn't look like Pinkie Pie
>>13222573makes it easier to project fetishes into barely related characters
>>13222585Yeah I see the anal penetration. Its very subtle
>>13222592It's not you're doing anything but taking so you have no right to complain
>>13222585Pls GGPony dipping a cookie in a cup of milkWith the twins snickering in the background
>>13222578>I better shitpost again!go away nbs
>>13222598On a scale of Water to Rubbing Alcohol, how drunk are you?
>>13222578>I better greentext as if it counters that sound point because I'm retarded!
>>13222585That doesn't look like ponko.
>>13222578Because we're not.
>>13222621Greater than I better keep arguing with the shitposter because it feels good.
>>13222616i don't drink. and anyway, i'm only drinking water and milk right now.
>>13222585is that gnartohleddi?
So why can't we have horseperson porn as hot as this?http://surimistick.tumblr.com/post/59796674028/yodels-into-the-sunset
>>13222595>going to be out tomorrowAww, man. You guys figure out the deal with that compass, y'hear me!
>>13222642greater than indirectly replying to the shitposter isn't the same as replying to the shitpostergreater than neither of us are shitposting right now
>>13222648Oh. Okay.Well, do you have any terrible pun-based jokes to tell?
>>13222654>Reiner thinking that Christa's into him
>>13222654because no one here cares about humanponeif you want shit like that then go to /mlp/
>>13222666Wrong SB anon.
>>13222690then he needs to draw some giant horseboners
I GOT A PONY ARMYAND YOU CAN'T HARM ME
>>13222654Because it's a show about horse, not horseperson
>>13222682what a riot
>>13222598Im filtering snarky bastard and srubbles just to be sure.
>>13222690Then I don't like it. I want Scurbbing Bubbles.
>>13222682> no one cares about humanpone hereBut Anon ...
>>13222662Celestia will miss you.
>>13222716That isn't even humanpone
>>13222437I feel like he doesn't actually visualize the face as a 3D structure, he simply has memorized a type of curve that looks enough like a muzzle to satisfy him but baffles more astute observers.
>>13222709everyone was getting tired of that same face anime shit from last threadhumanpone doesn't belong in mlpg
>>13222682Fuck off you autist
can someone tell me if the new episode airs at 10 or 10:30 EST tomorrow before i go to sleep?
>>13222682> no one cares about humanpone here!Are you ... slow?
What if we pass a law that there can only be two SBs posting at one time and the others have to wait patiently until one leaves for the day and his space opens up.
>>13222743Please provide a comprehensive list of what can be in a mlpg thread.
>>13222743speak for yourself
>>13222777>those humans[walt jr. vomiting]
>>13222666i'm not that SB, but despite that you might say i have a BUBBLY PERSONALITY.
>>13222742That's because he learned to draw by tracing and has no actual knowledge of anatomy or form.I actually kind of wish more people had done what MT and AA did, and redrawn his pics, so I could watch all his whiteknights get pissed off, but then I realize he doesn't deserve the attention.
>>13222742I've always had a problem with his muzzles
>>13222772I just want to hug her and stay inside with her.
>>13222783nope nope nopenope
>>13222801That was terrible.You'll do for now.
>>13222811What's the matter?
>>13222682i am working on humans so i can draw dickgirl porn for mlpgbut it is a long and difficult road. also i am lazy.
>>13222802AA's work may have had better anatomy, the face was just as ugly.
>>13222836I don't think so.
>go to mlpchan>a whole thread about huffing the human CMC's sweaty armpits
>>13222835i think rose should leave her comfort zone more often
>>13222794then explain last threadpeople were spamming that bullshit, were called out and stopped
>>13222825>Don't have the heart for this shit>Can't take the suspense even if it is a joke>Click that>Nope nope nope>Oh fuck it...be a man>Open again>Still scream
>>13222729Have you written any more motherly stuff?
>>13222819You know there are two separate Pinkie images right?One is SB's the other is another Anon.You can tell the difference by the filename.
Yugioh is stopping me from contributing
>>13222876are you playing the game or watching the anime?
>>13222876what decade is this?
>>13222662>You guys figure out the deal with that compassCompasses help you find you way back home.It points at the princesses.Figure it out.
What if you had a little Lyra of your own?
>>13222563>>13222587She appreciates the competition, but you're swinging way out of your league. You keep up with her for the first three miles, lightly swatting her on the ass or poking her stomach whenever you slide by her, but by the fifth mile, you're starting to flag. It's not that you can't keep going; you can, but the woman is a machine. She never slows down or breaks stride.You still manage to keep up with her, but she's too competitive to slow down. "Hey, babe, you wanted to go for a run. We're running. We'll be back soon, ya pussy."You do get back soon, and you've managed to go the entire time without retching. She opens the door and drains three bottles' worth of water in less than a minute. "Hey, you did good. I'm going to take a shower. You wanna be invited?"You nod."Well, then I guess you'd better ask nice."
Im thinking of heading over to mlpchan. Drawfag for them.
>>13222829it's a good roadyou can do it
>>13222856she's trying, anon. you might have helped her more with that than you realize.>>13222861nope. still don't have any plans to, but I wouldn't count it out yet.
>>13222901I MAKE FUCK TO IT
>>13222904>Showeringaww manI'm out
>>13222906okayI hope you come back soon!
>>13222901Can't I get a Bonbon instead?
>>13222904>running five milesimmersion broken
>>13222836I'd take AA's Babs over Jay's any day.
>>13222923WOAH WHAT THE FUUUCK IS THISI AM READY TO GET ON TOP OF THAT
>>13222835>inner thigh cutie markunf
>>13222929I probably won't but who knows. Ill start my expedition tomorrow.
>>13222899>Compasses help you find way back home.That sounds like Guardian doubletalk.
>>13222923Nigga what is this?I wanna play it.
>>13222923since when is scapegoat a quick play
>>13222923What is this even.. I'm intrigued
>>13222901id hug it
>>13222899>The Princesses ARE your home now.
>click golden cookie>says "clicking power increased 10x for blah seconds">it isn't increased
>>13222958Po ni Oh!
>>13222958Magic The Gathering
>>13222901but I already do
>>13222957Shh just do it.
>>13222979>>13222980No, I mean what is the link that website or whatever so I can play Yu-Gi-Oh, sillies.
>>13222935¿por qué no las dos?
>>13222985You are the first person in MLPG I have seen with clipped and clean nails.I am in love with you.
>>13222994You'll not trick me into having Celestia destroy me to satiate your insane will.
>>13222957she just wants some cuddles, anon. it's hard to find them because her mane and tail are made of fire.
>>13222985Lucky asshole.I wonder if 4DE will do Lyras?
>>13222975>Tomorrow rolls around.>"Okay, let us crawl in the princess and sleep!">'Uh...'>"I'M HOME NOW!"
>>13223015>all the Guardian really wanted all along was you>she was jealous of Celestia
>>13223007I don't speak Chinese. Sorry.
>>13223000Are you telling me there's finally a dueling network thing that doesn't look like total ass?or was it around for a while and I'm just slow?
>>13222682Humans are pretty gud
>>13222956why dont you just go and not post shit like that herenobody caresyou could literally just go there right now and never post here again
>>13223009You only say that because you've never seen my nails
>>13223024Well, obviously I meant "home" was with them but I was sure someone would pick up on that, too.
>>13223038Agree but not those humans
>>13223045You cared enough to post.
>>13223038so why did you post such an ugly human then huh
>>13223038where is her dick xierilwhere is it
>>13223038Applebloom looks weird
>>13223053I've seen your face. I'm sure I've seen enough.
>>13223034It's been around for a whileCustomizable, automatic, constant updates
>>13223015Oh no, that poor mare!She must have a horrible time always being in heat like that!
>>13223053>they all have tiny neckbeards
>>13223086Oh, so you HAVE seen them
>>13222796That is still my favorite humanized Flutterhsy. But this one may be tied.
>MLPG yugioh gamesY/N?
>>13223009d-don't hit on me, silly boys!>>13223021I hate to be pessimistic but it seems very unlikely
>>13223074shiiitI haven't played in so long. Quickly, tell me which decks aren't worthless.
>>13223038you can like thembut they don't belong here
Bring me ponies three.
>>13223038Onta is the poorman's Po-Ju
>>13223057>>13223067I don't have many humans saved on this computer
I actually wanted to play hearthstoneseems like they're not inviting europoors though
>>13223101>>13222796 is my third favorite, and this is my second