Rainbow Dash always dresses in style!last thread>>13211123
>>13214903Rainbow Das always dress like a retarded hipster.
>>13214903Those stripes with that denim?GENIUS
>>13214903>style savvy trendpony general
>>13214939She's a dork.
>a philophile deserves respect
>>13214903Reminds me of how I dressed in high school...Damn I'm sexy.
>>13214947Shit, is that game any good? I've seen it like, 10 dollars sometimes.
GOO CHANGELING WHERE
>>1321497410 bucks? Shit, where?And I've heard surprisingly good things about it on /v/ of all places.
>>13214980Have you played that dress up game yet?You should do human Dash posing with those clothes.
>>13214965>Twilight discovers an assassination attempt in the works>They're using memory erasing spells and removing any records of her existence>It'l be like she was never born
Why don't you have a free shit ad on the bottom of the sub?http://mlpg.co/advertise/
>>13214965Did she even write those papers in the first place?
> "Interested in" neurochemistry> "Taught anatomy and physiology" with no indication of the institution, or if he's active, whether a held chair or adjunct> Absolutely no MA or PhD> Anatomy and physiology, not biochemistry, neurobiology, neurology, or urologyWhy the fuck does /nopfap/ listen to this guy again?
>>13214965Do you ever sleep?
>>13214785Do they even have sharpies like our Earth?How do they manage to make straight lines on short fur?
>>13215019Their brains are all fucked up from edging too long.
Why aren't you getting high high high
What video games are you currently trying to finish?
>>13214997>>13215014Uh-oh, it's working.
>>13215048MK7 I guess.You have no idea how frustrating it is to get all 3 stars on all the cups.
>>13215025I.S.A.A.C. has taken over many of L.E.T.H.'s duties since it needs maintenance right now due to repeated malfunctions recently.
>>13215019I don't even have any idea who that guy is.Also doesn't seem to have a wikipedia page.
Mlpg I just woke up from a dream where I was set to marry Twily and it was gonna happen in this huge expansive mansion but we had to run away amongst the labyrinth of rooms because we were being pursued by reporters eager to ask us about our favourite disney movies and make us pose in odd ways that would serve as advertising to Disney.Then the time of the marriage came and suddenly half the audience were EQG style abominations and apparently there was a rubbish issue so everyone had to line up double file to dispose of their trash except I didn't know if the line was based on our names alphabetically or on the name of the trash we had so I freaked out and kicked over the bin and Twily and I ran away together and got married in a swamp instead.What does it mean?
>>13215048bowser's inside story
>>13215019Because he's a fraud. Masturbation lowers blood pressure, positively affects sleep cycles and self-esteem, and helps open blood vessels in your nose.
>>13215066Leth is just 'busy'
>>13215048Do you want the whole list, or just the ones I'm actively working on?
This is my first pony drawing.Is it good?Is the shading too much?Tell me how I did.I drew with a mouse, please be gentle.
>>13215039>Do they even have sharpiesYes, but you'll have to be sharper than them.
>>13215066Is that why Leth hasn't been doing his hiatus updates recently?
>>13215095NOT BADCROP THAT SHIT THOUGH
>>13215048PrototypeBut I keep loosing interest and every time I pick the controller up again I forgot which key does what again
>>13215095pretty goodthough i don't know why the image is so large with all that blank space
>>13215095The bone in Bonbon's leg is too high up.
>>13215095i like itthe shading isn't too much at all, if anything you should darken it a littleonly thing is bon bon's hair is more pink and you should really crop it
>>13215095Is it your first drawing or your first pony drawing?Because that's pretty damn good for a first try
>>13215095The proportions look good and relate to each other. I'm assuming you've drawn before on paper.
>>13215124I have yet to see that movie. Is it good?
>>13215048Deus Ex: HRBatman: AATiQaLDead Rising 2Need for Speed: Hot PursuitFable III
>>13215137It's a slow burn, but it's very well-crafted.
>>13215067He's the guy who among other things claims that extensive porn use can cause erectile dysfunction in twenty-somethings. He pushes half-assed theory which is tantamount to 'saving your chi' through abstaining from all sex or masturbation to get your mojo back.Never you mind there may be other factors, such as simple inexperience, stress, or you could argue 'the death grip" is a bad idea. Or that study after study suggests testosterone spikes in seven to nine days of abstaining then returns to individual baseline.He did a TEDx talk a while back that was more or less a painted-pig - he claimed that these solid studies which focus on drug addiction totally support the Coolidge Effect and somehow this applies to humans. The rest is blowing up an Italian study as "a watershed" when it's never been reproduced or the results validated.That doesn't stop his page from getting millions of clicks from that talk.
>>13215048SMT4Minotaur is kicking my ass.
Hey there, playing life safe?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeLrqLP1DJk
>>13215127It's my first pony drawing. I've drawn doodles before, but I wanted to learn how to draw cute little ponies.
>>13215175If you do a little digging, every single /nofap/ board uses his page as evidence, forsaking all others.Makes about as much sense as this.
>>13215175>anatomy and phyisiologyCode words for lying sack of shit.
>>13215155Why is this image so goddamn funny?
>>13215175>10 years of otherworldly death grip>zero problems to get a hard oneI have the feeling that he's bullshitting
>>13215144I tried DE:HR, and I got bored. Felt too grindy with all the leveling and exp.
>>13215207>tfw no BBC America to watch TNG reruns
>>13215188Yo, Gilda, what's up?
>>13215208Looks pretty good. I started way below that.Also, if you only have a mouse I'd suggest going traditional instead.Drawing with a mouse is really atrocious
>>13215234Well he uses nebulous terms like 'performance,' which more or less is in parallel with "if you fap to that, you'll never enjoy REAL women!"It's true some guys have trouble reaching orgasm with other partners because they've gotten used to their own death grip, but the solution is maybe different masturbation, not OH GOD STOP THE PORN STOP THE DICK VIOLENCE.But Reddit is not one to take the middle path.
>>13215242I never watched a whole lot, but after seeing clips and such, I want to watch the entire TNG. I'm hoping they handle meta concepts well considering that with their tech, that's all that's left.
>>13215241That seems kinda unusual to me. I never got to a point in Human Revolution where I felt like "I'm not leveled enough to do this, I'd better go grind."
Tweaking Pinkie Pie's teats.
>>13215250Nuthin much, dude. Just wondering if you wanted to hang tonight.
>>13215301I just see too much game mechanics and it overshadows the story for me. I really like transhumanism, cyber, megacorp, etc but I can't enjoy the setting when I have to worry about minmaxing.
>>13214903And for those that haven't tried this, here are the links to it http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends-2&id=7401
>>13215267The fact the people advocating this are people who can't get sex makes it worthless anyway.
>>13215338You really don't need to. And if you want, you can try out the director's cut that comes out later this year. has some pretty decent improvements to it.
>>13215338I loved the story too, but I also liked the game mechanics. I've never played on the easiest difficulty but maybe that's what you're looking for.
>>13215144Don't bother with the cop mode in NFSHP, just go through the racer mode and then freedrive if you feel like playing it.
>>13214939>rainbow das>always dress likeIs English your first language ?
>>13215048SR4Nothing's really holding me back save for the game's mediocrity in many areas.
>>13215352Actually most of them are 20-something guys who probably had unrealistic expectations of their performance with their first or most recent partner who go searching the internet and "discover" that porn is the problem! Masturbation is the problem! Nofap it away, see if you can steel your will and harden your dick!They can and do have sex but unfortunately their anecdotes of success are rewoven into a tapestry of legitimacy for a crackpot, because mitigating factors and the placebo effect are just to depressing to consider when you've spent 90 days discussing how very hard you've tried not to masturbate.Then again, like most people I'm aware you can have a healthy sex life and be party to some pretty unusual sexual fantasies. Like with aliens or abstract energy beings or adorable horses or horse-persons with magic. You'd have to be pretty silly to think novelty-seeking is something haunting your dick and preventing boners.
>>13215260I would draw on paper but I just make too many thick lines for traditional. It makes whatever I'm drawing look terrible finished.I can't stop it.
>>13215433Thumbnail Proto Man, pls
>>13215079>positively affects self esteemI fap to characters meant to be role models for little girls and I feel awful every time. I fap to real women, barely cum, and feel awful every time. I fap to everything from gay sex to ladyboys and barely cum because they're not pone related enough and feel awful every time.Don't tell me what not to feel bad about>>13215324unf birdbutt unf
>>13215324Gross, I bet you have griffon cooties
>>13215429>white girl>having an assPlease
>>13215458This is way more fun then it has any right to be.
>>13215504I see you're not a fan of Pattycake
>>13215504It happens I mean not like Brazilian ass but still
>>13215504Latina and Puerto Rican women tend to have a great ass more consistently, butThere are white girls with amazing asses out there, Anon.
All the Ponies have lost their livelihoods thanks to the Recession!Now they have to get 9-5 jobs!What do they do?
>>13215504White girls can have assesThey just watch their weight instead of eating two buckets of KFC a day
>>13215495Maybe you're not fapping to the right images. Or you should forego images entirely and use your imagination.
>>13215495Masturbation in general has positive self-esteem outcomes, but maybe fapping to something guilt-laden shouldn't be expected to.
>>13215341>pick fluttershy>fluttershy doll standing there in underwear>put socks on her>put a butterfly clip in her hair>done.
>>13215525go back to equestria where keynesian economics isn't a thing
>>13215525They all work at the library because Twilight owns and manages it.
>>13215137Slow as molasses, but it's a good film.I would watch it for it's cultural and historical significance alone.
If I were to start doing regular streams of Bill Nye the Science Guy episodes, how many of you would be interested?
>>13215242I used to just sit through hours of it on spike
>>13215525Applejack starts working in an agri-business firm in marketing, because she's a honest public face. It's eating her alive because now she knows just how well everything is geared to make clients feel like they're having a good deal while guaranteeing the company gets an x profit margin
>>13215553I would watch it if it was at decent hours for EST
>>13215541>Pick Twilight>Put the sock thing over her crotch like she has a huge dong>Laugh for 5 minutes>Go to fap
>>13215577I liked that and DS9. I also liked Voyager for things other than the fap material of Jeri Ryan
>>13215553Bill Nye is one of those things that every once in a while I think back on fondly and watch a few minutes of on youtube before getting bored and doing something else
>>13215541>>13215599But where's the fun in that?
>>13215606DS9 deserves to be way more popular than it currently is.
>>13215013I started a bid on onewhen does the ad show up
>>13215645>dat bunMY DIIIIIIIIICK
>>13215525Fluttershy starts working as a steel worker, but ends up being great at it and comes out of her shell around the guys
>>13215019Because he's good at tricking people with his bs, look at people who push alternative health shit.Their main tactic is claiming that everything is a conspiracy and whatever they're selling is a miracle cure-all that Big Pharma is trying to suppress.
>>13215657Aw shit, now I'm just seeing Fluttershy as a giant hermit crabHer shell house is so cozy
Have you finished those projects?
>>13215681What if all of the ponies were crabs?What if applejack was a coconut crab?
>>13215689>Error: Password incorrect.what did I told you last time anon?
>>13215689No. And every time you ask, you have delayed the project 7 months.
>>13215047I bought a vaporizer so I can smoke in my apartment and not get yelled at, it's really convenient because I can hit it and jerk off to pony porn at the same time.
>>13215714She'd be delicious with butter.That's her fetish.
>>13215723Gabe plz go.
>>13215681Pinkie Pie: Everybody lost their jobs, but you seem to be doing pretty well for yourself!Fluttershy: You'd think it'd get easier once you find a shell, but other crabs keep coming to take it away! Hey! I see you over there...looking at my shell-house! Keep it moving, buster!
>>13215717I don't know what you are talking about.
>>13215725Because it's pretty hard to find a hookup unless you're involved with a frat up here.Believe me, if I could I'd be Magic Boxing that shit.
>>13215047Because I have no interest in risking future employment on account of drug tests
>>13215714then she'd have a burger on her butt
>>13215767Well if it doesn't look like you're getting a job in the next month, you're probably fine.No, really. The majority of drug tests can only find THC metabolites on the outside thirty days after the ingestion, and that's the longest-lasting in battery tests. You can literally take meth and have a clean lab two weeks later. LOTS of meth.
>>13215754If you can grow that's the best option. You can be self-sufficient and have a lower risk of being arrested unless you do something dumb like tell someone or grow without a carbon filter.
>>13215759>filenameOne guy (this guy: http://whatsapokemon.deviantart.com/favourites/53880058) commisioned a few dozen artists with the prompt "rarity fighting a giant crab" and other artists saw artists they like doing this, and soon hopped on the train thinking it was a hot new fad and as a result it actually became a fad.
>>13215047I'm out until tomorrow
>>13215767Funny thing, I've had five jobs off and on with mandatory randomized drug testing, butNo one's ever been tested. Not even once. It's like it's boilerplate and most people just want to keep employees on staff.
>>13215797Completely random drug testing in college
>>13215797You can use synthetic urine, it works fine. I got a 10 panel test in the psych hospital a few days ago and I came back positive after not smoking for a few weeks.
>>13215836> random drug testing> in collegeWhat the Hell kind of college do you go to?
>>13215835They'll only test if someone has an accident so OSHA doesn't fuck with them. Most companies want to avoid drug testing because it's expensive.
>>13215869No wonder they put so much stock on initial training.
sex with Twilight
sexual cuddles with Creampuff
>>13215849I'm betting either it's a religious school, or he's on a sports team
>>13215047smoking weed was actually cooler in high school
>>13215896>CreampuffThat the fetish OC that's pretty much a male red ribbon, right?
>>13215848>flannel shirt and pantiesI'm sorry rarity, but Twilight has uncovered my weakness.
>>13215895I want to have sex with a pony so bad it's ridiculous
>>13215739I wonder if Gilda would be one of those insane laser-claw mantis shrimp.
Ponies are best in shirts without pantsKind of makes me want to get one o' them Tulpa things...
>>13215910You are my flannel shirt bro.
>>13215922but if you had to choose just one?
The fact that I am still without my pony waifu is maddening.
>>13215933Its too much work, don't bother.
>>13215909minus the really cute dresses>>13215896unf
>>13215909If you're thinking of the ugly yellow one, that's Lemonpuff
>>13215655Like what you see?>>13215848That's just cheatingThough Twilight rocks flannel really damn well.
>>13215924Their claw impacts with about the same kinetic energy as a .22 bullet. They can crack the tank and split your finger easily.
>>13215909All those fat fetish oc's disgust me. More so because you're inventing a character purely to be mentally masturbated to. Such a waste of effort.
>>13215938Just remember. Even if she was real, she definitely would never want to be with you.
>>13215848Sorry, but Twilight ain't no slut.
>>13215948>implying it's any better to spend that time on MLPG
>>13215933You should shoop a condom wrapper into her mouth.
>>13215970> nopants around the house makes you a slutAnon, I'm not sure how to tell you thisThat's most single women
>>13215948does it really take a bunch of mental forcing over months?can't I just make a fuckable imaginary friend today?
>>13215914>ponies>feetTHIS ISN'T RIGHT
>>13215976But wasting time on MLPG isn't work. All you have to do is sit here, look at cute ponies, and sometimes comment.
I started masturbating a lot more when I found MLPG, made my libido shoot up
>>13216012clearly you need to be ponying harder
>>13216000tulpas aren't real, it's /x/ shit
>>13215992And many single men
>>13216018MLPG made me slow down and make my sessions longer and much more intensenow I like to tease myself for hours until I can blow my load in 30 seconds, and it feels better than it ever did before
>>13215398but cop mode is the best partI love me some take-downs
>>13216030Tulpas are real. The reason most people haven't heard of them is because it's a Buddhist thing that never really left the temples.
>>13215960I don't know, if it's just a regular OC I can kinda understand it. It just gets super creepy when it's basically a self-insert.
>>13216000It does. It took me about 7 months to start feeling anything at all and by that point I was too bored and gave up.Most of the people who say they have tulpas are roleplaying faggots who should be ignored, especially if they say they created them in only a month or two.
>>13216045>hoursAn hour is as long as I'll go, beyond that there's diminishing returns
>>13216030tulpas are real if you believe they're real
>>13215896Oh something else to filter.
The fun thing about Tulpas is that the entire point of it is making yourself going insaneIt's like pin-point insanityBut /mlp/ has ruined it, so I'll stick to pictures of Ponies Without Pants
>>13216001but it's so fun
>>13216075wait wait waitlet's not be hastywhat if stoned cuddles with Creampuff?
>>13216059Silly stories about sexualized ponies are fine, and rule 34 shit is expected but when you start to make fucktoy characters for a little girls show you're crossing a line. Like milky or a thousand other things, even the sonic fandom didn't have a big assed hedgehog with an anal fetish or some such shit paraded around.
>>13216088Good, ponies should never pants
>>13216068Not for me.I regularly almost reach hands-free orgasm just from teasing. I've done it once and I'm trying to do it again.
>>13216073That's some entry level philososhit right there.
>>13215910same>>13215934I'll scan that drawing I mentioned the other night soon I swear
>>13216001I fucking love hooves!
>>13216068Beyond that my dick pretty much goes "fuck this, I aint gonna work that long" and shuts itself down.
>>13216088There is just something about panties peeking out from beneath a shirt that does something for me.
>>13216088I'll gladly make myself insane if I can have a sentient figment of my imagination around
>>13215933>pants pulled down[unfing intensifies significantly]
>>13216110Teasing as in mental teasing? I know it's possible to cum entirely hands free through sheer willpower, but it sounds hard.
>>13215933I am deeply amused by this picture.
>>13216105When you put it that way it really is hella creepy.Good thing I'm a vanillafag, the worst thing I've done is fantasizing about a cartoon horse.
>>13216132No, I play with my nipplesThey're unbelievably sensitive
>>13215689Not even close. Still trudging through at least four commissions at the moment, possibly a fifth. I think I've taken on more than I can handle.
>>13216115>your pony waifu will never give you a hoofjob
>>13216105I am like 80% sure that if you were willing to look for it you could find a hedgehog OC with a giant ass
>>13216156Hooves look unwieldy, I'd rather her mouth
>>13216157Less likely to find one with a community behind it.
>>13215689Almost done with this tumblr update!Comic making is AWFUL time consuming. Remind me to stop doing them.
>The HUB is doing a costume contest for Halloween.How many pony costumes and bronies will we see?
I'm amazed that FS can pull off most of these clothes pretty damn well. She looks heart stoppingly adorable in all of them.
>>13216175>pony costumesQuite a bit.>broniesToo many.
Guys, I think I just won the Dress Up Game
>>13216112Well given the whole point of tulpas is to gradually and purposefully drive yourself mad by shaving off a piece of your subconscious, giving it a shape, and turning it into a separate personality that you can talk to, and then forcing yourself to hallucinate a body for them that you are able to see and feel as if its real.I think he's technically right. They're real if you believe they're real because they're imaginary friends taken to the next level.
>>13216182>pull off most of these clothesunf
>>13216194I think I'm gonna do it
>>13216156I'd rather the mouth. I'd rather rub her sore hooves after a long day.
>>13216189>That faceEw no.
>>13216189nah, this one beats it juuuust slightly: >>13215848
>>13216205Good luck. I was thinking of trying again now that I have my own place.
>>13215176BUFU YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER
>>13216210Better or worse?
>>13216236There's a guide somewhere, right?
>>13216205good luck. never had the patience to for longer than a week of trying it myself. Maybe I'll find my own way. Stay away from Fede's methods, but his tulpatones and stuff are good for forcing.
>>13216238Better but the cheek still jets out juuust a little too much.
>>13216238I want that Ponkie Poe to party all over my penis.
Which pony have you had your best orgasm to
>>13216238>she just came out of the showeryes! You're tied with flannel and panties Twi anon. Can you give it that extra bit to win the contest?
>>13216264Applejack.I've had the best orgasms to Gilda though
>>13216267That pony is too small.
"And where do ya'll think you're goin'? Don't you remember that it's Cuddle Country tonight?"ugh, brown panties do not a sexy pony make
>>13216113SCAN ITWE NEED THE FLANNEL
>>13216264Twilight, came so hard that my hips bucked involuntarily and my legs shook
>>13216241There are tons. The tulpa general used to have a big list of them, but I'm not sure where they moved to.Read as many guides as you can though. And remember that the process is quite different for everyone so don't freak out if things don't happen quite like anything you've read. I kept getting really worries that things weren't working right and it really slowed down the whole process.
On Wednsday I said I would storytime some of the original Mask comics on /co/ after I finished Lamezone 1 and 2.Unfortunately I no longer have access to the files and all the torrent I previously used to get them no longer work. So I am unable to storytime them at the moment.I am still planning on storytiming Lamezone 1 and 2 and maybe ASSCASTLE if I feel like it. If anyone is still interested I'll be making a thread on /co/ right now.This is not a very horse related post.
>>13215848Superior short hair + afterglow grin
>>13216317Forgot to add --You know, in my heart of hearts Twilight probably would look a little like this.
>>13216267>you will never sleep with lyrakill me
>>13216267Lyra dress-up game where?
>>13216308Hey now. Panties come in all kinds of shapes and colors, laces and bows, but the greatest pair you will ever behind will be the one your girlfriend wears on your night of sex.
>>13216326Ill go over and check it out. Im tired of ponies anyways.
>>13216334This nigger gets it. Short hair > all
>>13216354Woolie please go.
>>13216334> afterglow grinThat self-satisfaction is so endearing I often just fuck a lady then and there the morning after from that aloneThe fact she smells like my linens and her hair is all touseled up and the morning light is wonderful only heightens my mighty need
>>13216354I prefer ponytails
>>13216346I bet she is the kind of pony that can't let you sleep because she moves too much.
>>13216354Nigga, if the girl has nice, silky hair long is always better than short
>>13216267>Mewball is Tex 2.0There must always be one
BIG FAT PONIES!
>>13216308Applejack, uh, I don't like you that way.Also please dear god let that be 'country' spelled with an 'o'
>>13216320Talk to me when your toes curl and you gasp
>>13216346i dont know that feel
>>13216392>First pony fapunf
>>13216394Yes you know it.Delusion isn't healthy, mew.She doesn't real.
>>13216390>mfw she gives me a lap dance in that outfit
>>13216325I think theres still a tulpa general on mlpchan
Now this is just trashyI love it
>>13216317I don't have access to my scanner right now I'm sorry, I'll do it as soon as I can
>>13216308Depends on how you rock them.
>>13216394Tulpa's aren't canon mew.
OH GOD I TOLD YOU NOT TOIT'S EVERYWHERE
>>13216394Do you masturbate to Lyra
>>13216394Mewball, I seen you staring in the window. My wife isn't going to have sex with you. Next time I am calling the cops.
>>13216374>implying that matters>>13216394>that buttWHOAWOWZAAND OTHER SUCH EXCLAMATIONS
>>13216308> "Cuddle Country"> "Where cuddles make puddles."Applejack really, really shouldn't try to be creative.
>>13216431Shh, shh.Just let it go.Delusion is bad.
Glasses on or off?"Anon! What are you doing?""I'M PLAYING PRETTY PONY DRESS-UP GAME! LAY OFF!
>>13216432Anon he's spent 100+ hours drawing her. Why do you ask such stupid questions.
>>13216427>pony ponied all over your sheets
>>13216457Orange is not a creative color
>>13216477You're thinking of green
>>13216384Well, he gets more replies for reposting a Lyra pic than most artists get for their stuff so MLPG seems to be totally okay with it.
>>13216467Just wondering, some people won't sexual to their waifu
>>13216351Thread's up.Can't post a link here because you know, but you can find it on the catalog.
>>13216466off even though i am a huge girlsinglassesfag, those are terrible.it looks like they are painted on her skin
>>13216480>ara ara anon-san~
>>13216457>Dirty talk with Applejack>You keep telling her to shut up
>>13216435> implying that doesn't make our desire all the greater>>13216487See?
>>13216487>that tiny tongue swirling slowly around your throbbing head
>>13216512I'm just saying she shouldn't wander far from rodeo metaphorsIt's what she's best at
In this moment, I am euphoricNot because of any egotistical belief in my own intelligence,but because I know the Lord Jesus Christ is walking with me in His light
>>13216487>>13216435You two are wrong, she is MY wife.
I hope they make a CMC dress up game
>>13216524>tiny>implying Mewball likes small ponies
The fuck kind of dress up game are you playing MLPG?
>>13216496>not satisfying your waifu
>>13216546As far as I know there's some banned word in it.
>>13216550The best kind
>>13216547Why would anyone like small ponies?Big ponies can give you big hugs, big snuggles and big sweet and passionate sex.
>>13216542you just want to see them in their underwear, don't you anon
>>13216550ponut dressupi gave mine a little hat
>tfw pony is trying to run from pony
pony should pony pony
>>13216584That's why you get two small poniesTwo small ponies having sex with you > One big pony having sex with you
>>13216612Filly Luna with an alternative hairstyle
>>13216612Rarity fussing over smelly Applejack
>>13216611But that's harem and goes against my waifu principles.
>>13216612two headed pony
>>13216611I want a sexual massage from Aloe and Lotus
>>13216612Goopony CMC tacklehugging cherilee and making a big sloppy mess
>>13216529>Things get weird when she makes you dress up like a clown.>And gets the bull horns out.
>>13216612cloudchaser teasing rumble
>>13216641all floating in glass
>>13216612Sweetie Belle eating pretzels
>>13216645That's when you just wwwalkoutYou can be discrete but everyone has their limits
CONGRATULATIONS, ANON!You've been granted entrance to EQUESTRIA!!! However, like most free things on the internet, there's a catch; The ponies aren't you're friends. No one is. You're to play the role of the villain. How you go about that is your decision, but your goal is toppling Equestria. You can take anything from the human world you wish, barring other sentient organisms. So, now that you're the next big baddie, what's you next move on taking (or all out breaking) the throne?
>>13216611>not wanting that big alicorn booty
>>13216641You mean two heads on their shoulders?
>>13216624>>13216632>>13216641>>13216644>>13216646>>13216656Wow tons of requests, I wasn't expecting this at all. I think Ill do the pikmin request and then play around from there.
>>13216612Cmc discover the mirror pond, thus begins the cutie mark crusade.
>>13216651NahJust like, Rarity trying to get Applejack out of her house as fast as possible
>>13216680>not wanting to double penetrate a small but willing mare with a stallion
>>13216676Burn down Ponyville
>>13216671>Not diving into the barrel.Come on, man!
>>13216683One body. Two heads. Maybe two ponies merged together like Rarity and Applejack, or Lyra and Bonbon. OR maybe some cute circus twins.cute, two headed pony.
>>13216646>she's rubbing his rock-hard coltcock while whispering dirty things in his ear
Not pony but I don't know who else to ask:So I'm starting to get into Star Trek, and I can't help but wonder why there isn't any transhumanism. Why haven't they perfected bioengineering to the point where people no longer age and they can back up their brain patterns to even hop bodies, either flesh or not. Only thing I can think of is they didn't think about that at the time of production, so this series is more of a retro-future ideal. Even though tech is great, the meta concepts of reality still play a heavy part, which is why I want to watch it. I guess every excuse will be made due to anthropic principle to support the setting to the max, but I wanted to know if there was a legit in universe reason why.
>>13216676I'll take my old college notes and some metalworking supplies. I shall conquer Equestria economically.
>>13216512>>13216529The part of Applejack's lover will be played by H Jon BenjaminApplejack: "Time to ride the Apple Express! Choo Choo!"Other Pony: "Apple Express is okay, but don't say choo choo."Applejack: "Choo Choo!"Other Pony: "Okay, so, uh, where does the Apple Express take us?"Applejack: "All points south through Hayseed Orchard, Wet Willy Canyon, and Hogbelly Cave!"Other Pony: "Are...are those actual places?"Applejack: "Oh you better believe they are!"Other Pony: "What part of you is the orchard?"
>>13216709>Rarity trying to get Applejack eat her out of her house as fast as possibleunf
>>13216724I don't think you understand the mass of dat ass.
>>13216739I like this guy's style
>>13216676I'll take some camouflage clothing with me and start cuddle raping ponies.If I'm effective enough I maybe get Celestia to show up to defeat me and then I cuddle her, too! #YOLO
>>13216763Nice jobI thought you are ded
>>13216734also, side by side, not that push-me-pull-you thing. Also, I'll love you forever if you draw them kissing.
>>13216738They kind of touch on that indirectly, with Borg stuff, and Data. What it means to be human, etc. I imagine there's something on Memory Alpha about that...
>>13216758I don't think you understand how divine it feels to fuck a tight little mare stretched to her limits by your cock and that of a stallion, your dicks rubbing together through the thin wall separating the mare's ass and pussy.
>>13216738Because the borg did that and everyone hates them for whatever reason
>>13216763I like it!
>>13216676Take some human electronics and enough gold for a start up company. I'll play the role of capitalism in a socialist society.
>>13216790lesbian oral sex
>>13216676If only I could make modified machine guns so they could be fired by horses. Then I'd start a class war between Earth Ponies and Unicorns and become a war profiteer.
>>13216735I've been masturbating furiously to scenarios exactly like this for the last two weeks, d-don't do this to me
>>13216808but who would eat out a smelly Applejack
>>13216809>starting a war economy
>>13216823me and rarity
>>13216820Come for me little man I'll catch it in my mouth Or on my face~
>>13216763get on skype
>>13216823Any patriot who doesn't mind the smell of apples
>>13216840what kind of apples stink like sweat?
So what fuckery are we up to today, then?
>>13216808>Rarijack lesbian oral sex>not AJ using a strap-on
>>13216853I don't know it's pretty slow.
>>13216853ANON ATE ALL THE APPLES!
>>13216853Playing "Pretty Pony Dress Up"
whoever the dude was who drew that flutterstrong, thanks for inspiring me to do my own
>>13216853I got an ad on the sub!
>>13216880Goddammit anon, I wanted to have an apple! It's not as sweet as other snacks, but I feel way better afterwards.
>>13216887The only more recent one I know is from Kevinsano.Is it the one with Angel?
>tfw no motivation>tfw no qt.314 pony to cheer me upcrawling in my skin.
>>13216853posting lyra>>13216887aw man this is really qti think it was kevinsano
>>13216891Looks like you where out bid.
>>13216904>you will never be anon's little pony>you will never cheer him up when he's feeling down
>>13216920Thanks, it was fr->>13216932FUCK
>>13216887That would be Kevinsano.Will there be other musclepones?
>>13216902>Is it the one with Angel?It is.
>>13216902>KevinsanoHe draws some great pony blowjobs
Oh it's that time again to activate my filters.
>>13216820It's okay, just let it happen...
>>13216924Why don't you draw lyra instead?
>>13216858Simulated oral with a feeldoe or something?Jesus. Hawt as fawrk.
>>13216887My boner just got boners.
>>13216887Huh, mang does browse us still.
>"Hey anon!">"I need to do some work around the house, like fixing the bird houses that Dash knocked over while doing tricks and such.">"Would you like to help out? All the others are kind of busy today... and the company would be nice..."
>>13216858>strap on>Rarity not using her horn
>>13216858Rarijack lesbian oral sex is so hothttp://i.imgur.com/VndOMWP.png
>>13216946just this onei dont even like FS that much but with her sorta buff it kinda works with her in an ironic "sure didn't expect that" kinda way
>>13216702>>13216725>>13216761You are apprehended immediately and sent to pony jail>>13216739>>13216806>>13216809Playing the subtle route, you cause Equestria to collapse on itself
>Open Dress Up Game>Immediately try to remove panties
>>13216921JESUS CHRIST NO
>>13216974because im drawing a house
>>13217004Sure. I was just going to masturbate all day otherwise...
>>13217009I have to go nowAnd take care of ... things
>>13217010ahh yes pls more
>>13217010She's kinda cute.
>>13217011Bullshit, an arsonist would be hard to catch because ponies are dumb
>>13216946>>13216887That's actually pretty good.
>>13217011>You are apprehended immediately and sent to pony jailBut the most important question is: Did I get to cuddle Celestia during the arrest?
>>13217015But that has nothing to do with lyra!
>>13217023HAVE FUN ANON
Am I the only one that gets REALLY annoyed when people start talking about past ERP experiences?REAL stuff doesn't bother me, but ERP stories do
>>13217011Good. Does Equestria balkanize?
>>13217004My heart just broke.I just realized that I will never be Fluttershy's "Big Strong Man"
>>13217006That is easily one of those things that I think people imagine would be hot, but would be the worst, in practice. It'd probably be like trying to use your elbow while wearing a shoulder brace.
>>13216910just a bunch of sexual scenarios involving cloudchaser teasing rumblelike her putting a dirty pair of panties in her dresser because she knows rumble's been rummaging around in there or teasing him when he gets an erection
>>13217012>removing pantsuWhat is wrong with you
>>13217051Start doing push-ups.Keep doing them.For a year.
>>13217047I only get annoyed when people talk about stuff they'll never post the logs ofit's like those douchebags that brag about drawing porn that they'll never share
>>13217051>>13217068100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats. Every day for a year.
>>13217010This reminds me of that one female minotaur hentai thing. The chick was strong because of her species and had huge knockers, but she grew up away from other minotaurs. Grew up being picked on, was shy, and the main character fucked her sweetly. It was cute.
>>13217058Rubbing his cock with her dirty panties.
>>13217068>Do so many push-ups you start to move the planet instead of your body.Feels good being superman.
>>13217068I think you'd need to sleep eventually
>>13217012it's like being a hormonal boy on newgrounds all over again
>>13217012Having a flashback of all those Newgrounds games?
>>13217004"Oh, hello again Anon! I was just going out for a picnic in the woods. Um... you can come too... if you want. I promise it'll be fun~" *blush*
>>13217090yeah, if you're gonna keep that quitter's attitude, maybe
>>13217096Whatever happened to Newgrounds?
>>13217079You should also work pull-ups in thereAnd deadlifting and squatting with actual weight will leave you feeling powerful as fuck. Back when I could squat 295 for reps, I could pick up anything and I loved it.
>>13217086Contrary to popular belief that folder is just full of pictures of GG rocking a mustache.
>>13217079That feel when your arms start to get rigid and thicker is so great. Like you've got two semis going all day.
>>13217099>fluttershy>half naked>going outside
>>13217047Do you mean ERP itself or talking about something you weren't involved in?
remember to report all anthro
>>13217093Were your ears burning?
>>13217099>going into the woods with that much exposed skinSunburn.jpg
>>13217111I actually shaved it a while ago though
>>13217055it would be like oral except tilting her head forward. A soft warm glow of magic as she thrusts. She'd feel more than with a strap-on. There are probably spells for this sort of thing too.
>>13217109That stuff requires equipment, though.
>>13217068>push ups only/fit/ would quarter you
>>13217051I know that feel bro.
>>13217137Fucking someone with your forehead would not be like oral at all
>>13217079>not 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km every single day for 3 years
>>13217111no, that's this
>>13217125Option BAnd I'm not even upset about not getting detailsI just DON'T want to hear about it
>>13217079Wouldn't you eventually need to take a break? Muscles need to heal.
>>13217142I do pull-ups on a tree.
>>13217121She's dressed for the hot, humid weather.>>13217130>SunburnForests have lots of shade.Besides:>"Oh, I almost forgot! Could you... ah... could you please... help me put some sunscreen on."
>>13217142pull-ups don't really, just find something to grab onto and pull yourself up.used to know this hobo who worked out on the kid's playground around here, he was buff as fuck
pony should digest pony
>>13217160WELL I DON'T HAVE A TREE. I live downtown in a major metro.
>>13217150What if you're a monster girl with multiple mouths and one just happens to be on your forehead?
>>13217151>not SS GOMAD for 3 years straight
>>13217182> you don't make it out the door> the picnic blanket still comes in handy
>>13217182This is about to get really really dark
>>13217130look at the size of that hat brim. And she's going into the shade of the forest. And someone as pale as her would put on lotion before leaving.
>>13217157Okay. At least people spoiler.
>>13217191Then spend the next year in the mountains.
>>13217088y-yeah, stuff like that
>>13217182lewdand rapeYou can't just pounce on her like that, anon. You have to let her muster up the courage to make the first move. Let her get comfortable enough and she'll initiate things herself.
>>13217198fuck where's Ross's pinkie when I need it
>>13217198What the fuck is SS GOMAD?
>>13217192I think I like unicorn forehead sex better.
>>13217199>missed opportunity for sex in the woodsDammit, chistery
Applejack just jacked your apple.
>>13217223A cruise ship
>>13217223Starting Strength is a work out routine, GOMAD is 'gallon of milk a day'
I am SO GLAD I asked about this
>>13217223starting strength + gallon of milk a dayit's a routine for hungry skeletons
>>13217182>fluttershy>not freaking out that her pants are down0/10 immersion gone
>>13217223Straight shota Gallon of Milk A Day.
>>13217229>Go to fit>See a profession thread>Keeper of the basementI can't stop laughing anon, help.
>>13217243those are shorts
>>13217226Their forests have some crazy shit like MAGIC WOODEN WOLVES. I really, really don't want that kind of coitus interruptus.
>>13217207Or you could put the lotion on for her.And if she was a pony she wouldn't be wearing clothes at all so you would need to lotion everything. EVERYTHING
>>13217231>you will never travel through space on the SS GOMAD, serving under Cpt. Rippetoe
>>13217182It's official.Fluttershy best human.
>>13217243And just what are YOU going to do about it?
>>13217243she's trying to be sexy and it just got really awkward instead.
>>13217255You aren't going to the fucking EVERFREE. Just the local woods
My pony and I took a 60 mile bike ride today. What did you and your little pony do?
>>13217269Think about which forest Fluttershy lives at the border of
>>13217269But ...Alright, fineBut you and I both know she's gonna realize halfway through she speaks with half the woodland creatures on a daily basisShit is gonna get awkward
Do you think she has a chance with Chance?
>>13217255>not wanting the threesomeTruly plebeian performance
>>13217275What about creatine?
>>13217000not really, i was linked that kevinsano one and i was like "whoa this is actually a p. good idea"i'm kinda phased out of MLP for the most part besides specific characters i dig or the off chance i wanna draw a horse somedays
>>13217274My pony just keeps throwing nerf balls at me. I have no idea where she is getting them all.
>>13217283not even once
>>13217282I'm okay with shared love and sexytime, but not splinters.
>>13217287Mang what in gods name is that
>>13217289Probably her natural pocket
Reminder that Fluttershy is for cute dresses only, not for sexual.
>>13217300Looks like Luna
>>13217219The best kind of rape is the kind that you build up over the course of years. First you develop a fake friendship so deep that you genuinely care about one another.Then you emotionally seduce her by making her fall in love with you.Then you trick yourself into not being able to get her out of your head.And then, when the time is right, you kiss her. And if you did it right she'll kiss you back and then you'll start a fake-relationship so sneaky that it actually looks like a regular relationship.Then you move in for the kill by convincing HER to have sex with YOU, which she'll want to! The best part is that you can do it for years! Even decades!
>>13217287Well thanks for the visit! The door is that way.
>>13217267Which in the end just loops back around to absolutely adorable.
>>13217283Enjoy that hypertension.
>>13217318>pigtails>not for sexualpick one
>>13217318Dammit i meant clothes.
>>13217318>dem twin tails
>>13217318>implying she normally wears clothes
>>13217318I think Fluttershy would resent that.She's a biological creature with needs too, anon.
>>13217330>cryingToo far nigga. Too fucking far.
>>13217279They have sex in public too, chistery. They're woodland creatures.
>>13217318>hair tucked into shirt
>>13217330You can just finger her without any fight
>>13217330woah now easy there
>>13217332I've never understood girls who have that bit of hair over their eyes. Shit would be distracting as fuck.
>>13217318Ponies are never for sexual
I want Discord to stick his tongue down my urethra while he gives me a blowjob.
>>13217287that is the most deformed horse I have ever seen
>>13217332If I were turned into one of the mane six I'd have to pic Fluttershy. I don't even know why. I don't even care much for her. I like Dash less. But If I woke up and saw that I would be ok with it.
>>13217330over the line
>>13217354not for sexual
>>13217330Where do you do these? As in, got a link to the game?
>>13217377I want Chrysalis to give me a goojob
>>13217330I would start singing "A GOOD GOOD FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED!"
>>13217358Well humans fuck too, that doesn't make it unsurprising or mortifying when you see the local store clerk just staring at you getting hammeredUnless vouyerism is her fetish, that could get pretty awkwardUnless she's really just thinking picnicThen it's only going to get annoying because she ends up giving the whole basket to "the poor hungry creatures."
>>13217354She can be for sexual, but not in the "bra and shorts in woods" kind of way.
>>13217351>that picFucking unf
>>13217370I used to have long hair that would cover my eyes.Except I'm a dude.
>>13217254I can see that, anonWhere I come from "pants" can be used as a general term>>13217260Absolutely nothing, I'm just disappointed
>>13217377I would be attracted to Discord. Hell I am in spirit. But the boner killer is remembering his canon voice
>>13217377I want to absorb Discord's powers and give myself a 6-foot horsecock.
>>13217405But she's a nature loving pony, she'd be all over that.
>>13217387No you wouldn't. You'd make the body-swap freakout from Gravity Falls look calm and measured.
>>13217377I want to fuck Discord in the ass while he hugs me from behindand then when I cum, I feel my own cum dripping out of my ass, and when I pull out I've got Discord's dick
>>13217409>>13217410too much fucking unfs
>>13217427> Gravity Falls> body-swap... Go on ...
>>13217403Right, but woodland critters don't give two shits who's fucking who and where.
>>13217412where you come from is retarded
>>13217378>>13217300okay i agree that wasn't my best work and there's alot of things I could have done to make it look marginally less fucked up
>>13217390then what IS she for then if not sexual?
>>13217418It's probably bad that I think that looks pretty fucking delicious, right?
>>13217330[Combat Shotties Intensify]
>>13217351she sure looks like she's enjoying that
>>13217437Right, but Fluttershy may well give a startleSort of a mood-ruiner.
>>13217447I'm on to him. He's just possessive, he wants her all to himself.
>>13217326Wait a second, that's just LOVE!You sick man...
>>13217443That one on the other hand is cute as fuck
>>13217447nothing, she is a useless pony
>>13217427Anon I would react very calmly to being fluttershy. No need to project.
>>13217452Is this seriously annoying anyone else? It's plain unfunny now.
>>13217405>You will never help Fluttershy around her home, taking care of animals on a hot day just to be able to hang out on her porch after a hard day's work, drinking arnold palmers while you cool off.>You'll never give her that first kiss as you say goodbye for the night.
>>13217326The perfect crime...
>>13217448It's the presentation.
>>13217473I only hate it because it makes me ashamed to be a Flutterfag
>>13217468Well if you're not doing anyhting with her then why can't she be for sexual?
>>13217473The dress up game spam? Yeah.
I didn't know what to give her, the yoga pants or the stockingsoh man
>>13217492>Noise filterThat artist and his taste in ponies disgusts me.
>>13217457They're woodland creatures, she fucking knows that better than anybody. Hell, she's probably seen THEM having sex on more than one occasion.
>>13217492That's my bugbutt.
>>13217486>>13217494No, the whole [xxx intensifies] shit.It's not clever at all.
>>13217443Oh I remember you now.Thanks for the visit.
>>13217439That's not very nice
>>13217434Season 1. Episode 16. Get caught up.>it's super great
>>13217502MAKE HER NAKED
>>13217502Why not both?
>>13217487ugly ponies shouldn't be for sexual, it's unbecoming
>>13217494I find it hilarious that most people here hate same face anime shit but this dress up junk is being spammed
>>13217502I like Dash a lot, but I'm gonna be honest. Fluttershy has got to be the best out of them all, with Pinkie as a close second with Twilight behind her.
>>13217509That doesn't mean she feels all that secure with them seeing her like thisUnless she's, I don't knowA ... druid?
>>13217527Fuck you, I'm sexualing that pony.
>>13217528I hate this spam.
>>13217535>she just likes wearing this robe and making this face and that's all
>>13217443Oh my god is that Celestia in a tracksuit?
>>13217532>Pinkie as a close second with Twilight behind her.Aren't lewd pairings cheating in a solo comparison?
>>13217542The leggings were better.
>>13217492What I want is to know Chrysalis as a person rather than a bland villain. Most of the stuff is fan made speculation.
>>13217535Why would she? She knows that to the other animals around her, sex is just another everyday sight in the woods. No special significance to them.Hell, she may even get off on it.
>>13217502Are you gonna draw her?>>13217532Yeah, this. rarity is good, but kind of hard to mess around with. Dash is a pain and god help AJ.
>>13217527She had a stint in modeling. She is canonically very pretty.
>>13217527All of the ponies are ugly in their own ways. There is no such thing as true beauty except with humans because there's a set of traits all people are hardwired to find attractive or unattractive
>>13217552You really can't tell? You really can't tell?
>>13217552That's a hoodie.
>>13217522>no naked edits yetI'm almost impressed
>>13217563I'd eat bacon with Fluttershy.
>>13217542why not both?
http://sta.sh/01r2jetkn8m6http://i.imgur.com/7PcLGdY.pngThat voice sounds familiar.
>>13217585It's hotter to tease than to show
>>13217566The comic was great for thatNot a whole "A day in the life of Chrysalis" or anything, but some nice glimpses of personality
HAHA TIME FOR EDITS!
>>13217528>implying we aren't pretending to be little girls while playing dress up
>>13217566You probably wouldn't have gotten that even with a feature length movie.Villains don't get to be people in kids shows. It's not a lowered standards thing, it's a "we don't want the kids to cry when the villain gets defeated" thing big studios and companies always do to protect their reputation.
>>13217560>/ss/ cherry popper Rarity will never be a thingI wish I wasn't lazy so I could actually push my stupid headcanon.
>>13217528the dress-up thing is same face because it's only one drawing, anon
>>13217551I hope not.>>13217567That's certainly a possibility.
>>13217611it's a good thing the comics are written for the tween to young adult audience then
>rediv wants a 9 inch THICK dildo
>>13217602>but some nice glimpses of personalityKnow how I know the comic wasn't written by the main crew?
>>13217624>that face>that outfit>that everything...I like the DRUIDS guy better than this.
>>13217594>>13217548>>13217528I can delete the thread if you wantI didn't know it was going to derail the thread too much.Specially since the OP of most threads is usually ignored
>>13217645My pony folder is pretty lean right now.I'm sorry, Anon. So so sorry.
>>13217511Oh no, I still think that's pretty funny
Thisthis is pretty fun
>>13217611I teared up at the end of Arkham City when Joker's message plays during the credits. Shit hit me hard.
>>13217655>deleting threads>IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
>>13217600but sometimes after a lot of teasing it's nice to have a big show to finish things off
>>13217640she's a big girl anon.
>>13217655>deleting threads>evermaximum faggotry.
>>13217517I'm sorryI'm just really passionate about articles of clothing, you know?
>>13217640she said she wanted it smaller and its not even that thick
>>13217680>9 inches>NOT THAT THICK
>>13217655please delete it
>>13217691>making your tulpa during shark week
>>13217655Eh, that would be a pretty dick move.This is seriously just a case of what people like and dislike, there's no real right or wrong in this case. It's just a fad of the day and will likely be over anyway
>>13217699No, you fucking dipshit. He actually will. We've had an OP mega-faggot do it several times in the past two weeks.
>>13217655I double dog dare ya
>>13217655delete delete delete
>>13217655Don't delete it! Everybody's just having fun!Who deletes things because they're fun?
>>13217696no I meant the dildo isn't even 9 inches thick anon do you understand
>>13217728Faggots, that's who.
>>13217696No anon3 inches thick9 inches aroundThose are different words
>>13217655You have to delete this horse anon.
>>13217718>>13217723this thread is shit it needs to go
>>13217734http://bad-dragon.com/products/stubbs>Circumference of Shaft 9.00
>>13217655>Deleting the thread because you can't ignore ONE THINGIf this was acceptable every thread would get deleted>oh no they're talking about that fetish>ugh they're talking about fapping>oh no they're talking about rainbow dash>[delete]I fucking swear it's time to start only trusting tripfag threads again
>>13217748do you know what circumference even is.
>>13217742Except the circumference of that penis is not perfectly circular. The average one corresponds to something like 6.5" in circumference.Jesus, did anyone pay attention in geometry?
>>13217751If he does delete it, I'll have to put on my old hat and make a thread myself.
I'm not gay but I'd fuck mewball in the ass
>>13217764>The average one corresponds to something like 6.5" in circumference.LOLNOMost are <5"
>>13217751>I fucking swear it's time to start only trusting tripfag threads againAROUND TRIPFAGSRELAX
>>13217781>>132177645.5 master race, reporting in
>>13217781The average Bad Dragon horsecock, Anon.And really? I ... I have to go bring out the measuring tape again
You all gone from being faggots over a dressing game and now you are shitting on the op.
Am I the only one who doesn't try to make them sexual? Just trying to figure out the cutest combination. It's way funner that way.>>13217662Pinkie is hella fun to dress.
whats wrong with dress up games?
>>13217751We should have never stopped.
>>13217794Yeah, average is something like 4.5-4.8
>>13217801I don't see the issue, they're pretty cute if you ask me.
>>13217798It's the leg pop.She has the cutest pose.
>>13217795How about someone makes new horse, dress up faggots stay here
>>13217798That's because you are either 1.) A gay man2.) A straight woman
>>13217795We're telling him not to delete the thread and just let it rideThe ride never ends
>>13217798I don't for sexual them but I wouldn't post it out of shame
>>13217824The ride needs to end
>>13217814> I am actually thicker than averageMan, I should have listened to my exesAnd maybe slowed down a little
>>13217823Wait, you mean we aren't all little girls?
>>13217818>thread's not even half-over>hurr durr let's make a new oneYou don't like the topic? Post something to change it for something you do want to talk about.
>>13217818And talk about what exactly? Start something else here and the other people bitching might join in
>>13217818Please leave and never return.
>>13217828mewball, you must save yourself for rediv
BUTTON'S MILF WHEN?
What if MLPG only existed within a week of comic and episode releases>thing released>MLPG continues for a week>stops if thing isn't released
>>13217850Can we please talk about anal sex?
>>13217827your needless shame doesn't have to apply to everyone anon. People who can have fun without feeling guilty about it can have fun.
Should I make a thread on /mlp/ about the game and link it here?
>>13217871you heard the maneveryone go home
>>13217871but where would I talk about stallions and their horseboners?
If your Pony Love existed, would you save yourself for her?
>tfw not cute enough to dress up in kawaii clothes in real life
>>13217874No. Instead we shall talk about horses. Wouldn't it be neat if more races of horse showed up in the show? A clydesdale would be interesting to see.
>>13217877you can if you want, but it's not really going to do any goodsome people are always going to not like thing, regardless of what thing is
Alright, new topic maybeWhat's the fattiest meal available in Equestria?
>>13217871you've been trying to get this to happen for 3 years
>>13217875I wasn't implying that, sorry. I actually like seeing others' things as it gives me ideas as well.
>>13217871Yeah, that's never happening.
>>13217885Only if I've got a shot with her.
>>13217871I think its time.
>>13217891That's because you're a man and it's weird and creepy when men dress up as women.
>>13217871It's already way, WAY too late for that.
>>13217867this is over now. the new fandom whore is ponies from the comic.
>ruining your holes with gigantic dildosDisgusting.
>>13217898I love box wine, I have Franzia in my fridge right now
>you will never have a bookmark of rainbow dash farting a slurpee
>>13217904sorry then, there's a few fruity idiots on right now who apparently don't know what fun is.
>>13217871People are way too attached to their circle-jerk
>>13217885Not like I'd actually have to try to do that, so yeah
>>13217871whats stopping you from doing that?
>>13217871Okay everybody! Let's do it! In 3...2...1...NOW!Is he gone?Everybody post your least favorite Pony and why you'd sleep with her
>>13217921>Giraffe >All you see is their body.>Unless they are inside a building and they have to hunch.
>>13217929But Anon, you don't really ruin themAnd if they're painful to insert, you can always frot themI imagine women especially enjoy the feeling of all those veins and that heft against their cunt
>>13217943No those are the popularfags.
>>13217915Guess I'll just have to hide behind the glow of my monitor living vicariously through video games and shitposting in MLPG for the rest of my miserable life while other people have all the funCould be worse
>>13217936From the thumbnail, I thought those were condoms.
>>13217898Something derived from pigs most likely
>>13218000You're not the only one
>>13217948I already do itComic discussion is pretty much dead so tomorrow marks the start of the next wait
>>13217969Try going back to average cocks after taking a medium chanceI can't cum from penetration anymore if it's not at least 8" deep
>>13217961bonbon is my least favorite but I'd sleep with her because I'm lyra.
>>13218017I was hoping I'd get more Fleetfoot art out of this.
>>13218029no im lyra
>>13217869I want to ram my memory stick into her mother board.
>>13218040I like her tail but her mane's pretty meh for me; most of the time it's behind the bandages.
>>13218031>not putting your box wine in the fridgelarrydavid.jpg
>>13218056>>13218029Neither of you twats are lyra.I know this because I ate her.
>>13218068But Moss is a boy pone
>>13218068Anon, that's a guy
>playing pirated copy of PayDay2I like it enough that I am buying it.
>>13218017You can just go to the comic thread
>>13218040>Literally hissing and clawing at one another.>Poofed out tail and back fur fluffed out.I loved this part.
>>13218076then how am I here you nerd
I'm going to cum into pony.Hard.And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>13218085She should have thought of that before she was born with a weak jaw. Now she's a girl.
>>13218085>moss>mot a robot pony
>>13218090And in the end it didn't matter because Best Princess swooped in and stole a kiss.
>>13218095can I watch, at least?
>>13218104I want to see the scene where they both pounce her.
>>13218094Because you are not the real lyra
>>13218104>It was all a dream
>>13218100It's like all the mares in ponyville are all over him.
>>13218100>FleetwouldMacI haven't heard that one before and my sides are hurting now.
>>13218087anon plsuntil they patch in a horse mask that's not even remotely pony related
>>13218104She kissed him on his cheek, that's not stealing a kiss.
>>13218120that's not true
>>13218119So we have star athletes, movie stars, and the princess of stars. What other archtypes is he missing before we start a harem anime with big mac?
>>13218140And that kiss elicited quite a response. LunaMac is now comic canon
>>13218134Much more interesting than current discussions.
>>13218130only when they're drunk, have hit their head too hard, were poisoned by three fillies, or are Loony.
>>13218151I disagree, but when you get a real copy I'll play with you
>>13218149>quite a responseTerror and no further thoughts of the princess.
>>13217929my cunt's just fine anon
>>13218154>foursome during NMN
>>13218100bigmac is terrible and i wish there were more male horses on the show for the writers to choose from.
>>13218150She looks like she works for geek squad in that shirt.
>>13218150Fuck, I thought spoiled it. Sorry.
>>13218167Quit fooling anon, it took all his will power not to boner up
>>13218154>drunkBut none of those ponies are having salt.
>>13218176>bigmac is terriblefuck you
>>13218181Luna, it's not proper for you to rape Big Mac.
>>13218154*starts taking notes*
>reading through comic>see thisi would have demanded a refund if i had paid actual money for this
>>13215848>>13215933>>13216088>>13216189>>13216238>>13216308>>13216334>>13216420>>13216466 All these dress up dolls without pants. And now you know why i enjoy Strike witches. Pants are terrible terrible things
>>13218199I like sisby pony
>>13218184they're all having cider. At a bar. some are wearing togas. The barmare is an orange earth pony named after an alcoholic beverage.
>>13218186that is still the best pony related thing tex has ever done
>>13218220>ciderYou mean the non-alcoholic apple juice they call "cider"?
personhorse dressup vidyagaem doesn't have enough skirts and dressesi want my money back
>>13218165>telling me I am wrongWe can never play PlayDay 2 with each other. I am sure you understand this
>>13218196Big mac doesn't even see luna as a good princess. Bitch never even made an apple constellation.
>>13218204It's cute but gets pretty pedo in the 7th episode of each season (not that it isn't for the rest of the show).But the plot stinks.
>>13218199I feel sorry for people so sensitive to any kind of small reference or cameo that it keeps them from enjoying things.
>>13218199Is it because of captain pony's nazi salute
>>13218218Sibsy pony is fine, she just gets an unbalanced amount of attention because none of the other boarders have such a public-facing persona.
>>13218228anon pls. You don't even apple drinks.
>>13218176There's soarin but we haven't seen in him in a minute. Though he should be coming back thanks to AKR
>>13218196Why would you edit in that smile on Mac?
>>13218199"I have heard tales of the bravery of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I have an important mission for you. There is a stack of boxes at the bottom of City Hall that we absolutely NEED to have stacked against the wall on the opposite side of the room. And I believe that you are the only ones capable of such a task. I believe in you.">CMC go into basement>Mayor locks them in
Oh wait, we can report the dress up stuff.
>>13218196>dream girl>i just now got the joke
>>13218261It was shown on the show in canon. It's non-alcoholic.
>>13218258it has the latest issue dumped, a download link and all discussion is related to it and the comics overall.
>>13218261Gasp! That is very adorable!
>>13218199>one barely noticeable cameo ruined the whole comic for metop pleb
>>13218199I would tooThe CMC a shit just kidding you're a faggot
>>13218271i dont get it
>>13218242yes... yes i know... I never said it was good. I just have an irrational love for it, just like i do for MLP
>>13218271You are special.
>>13218176There are lots of male pones in ponyvilleThey just never use them for anythingIt seems any time a male pone is called for the show either uses one of the recurring characters, or creates a weird one shot gag pone