NEW HORSE!BEST PONY THREAD
>Slut threadgreat
>>13211140I would like that episodemaybe with Applejack
>>13211123I can get behind this
>>13211109Look on the bright sideI asked 4ED if we'll see Celestia, Luna and CMC plushies
>people who don't like fapfics
>>13211144>implying slutYour headcanon is leaking
>>13211163I like it when fapfics cater to my fetishes
>>13211123http://mlpg.co/rarity
Damn my slow connectionI wanted a thread about the best ponies
>>13211161>4DE CMC plushiesI ded
we superhuman now>Synthetic DNA circuits inserted into human stem cells could soon allow us to build new organs with unprecedented precision and speed. The circuits can be designed on a computer and assembled from ready-made parts ordered online. The technique could prove an efficient way of making organs for transplant without the worry of rejection, and raises the tantalising possibility that it might one day be possible to upgrade the organs we were born with. Human cells have already been used to create a tiny liver and a set of neurons.>"At the moment, the aim is to normalise cells, but in future, enhancement has to be on the menu," says Chris Mason, a professor of regenerative medicine at University College London>In theory, he says, we can imagine creating a human organ for detecting magnetic fields – birds have such things, for example. But augmenting organs, rather than making entirely new ones, is within closer reach. Synthetic biology provides a rapidly increasing number of biological sensors that react to different stimuli. These could be inserted into tissues so that gene expression could be controlled by light alone, say, which may allow less invasive treatments.http://nextbigfuture.com/2013/08/super-organs-building-body-parts-better.html
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>>13211181>fuck how do we make Scootaloo male>ah screw it. Spikier hair.
>>13211134>>13211181Sorry, I liked that one, too.I want to see them have silly friendly adventures and get into some infighting without long term hurt feelings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfQ5xFJTgRQWE MUST WATCH THIS TOGETHER
>>13211188sure you do, Rari..BOT!
>>13211202Not really
>>13211186Remove transhumanist
>>13211188Rarity will never laugh at your cock
>>13211161>BASED 4EDI fucking love this company now!
>>13211140It would be interesting to see her discuss the finer points of feather headdresses
>>13211164>tfw my four year term has endedI haven't had a haircut since January. It's starting to look like James Hawking.
>>13211177>That alt textHaha, I didn't pick up on that detail. Nicely done.
RA RA TEA A SHIT
>>13211176What are they?
>>13211186>build new organs with unprecedented precision and speedHORSECOCK HERE I COME
>>13211161>CMC plushies might happenI'm giddy with anticipation
>>13211222>mfw transhumans will be literally ripping protesters apart with their ape-like strength
>>13211222Transhumanist is your only hope for the future.
>>13211161>there might be a good plushie of my ponimouto that i don't have to pay an arm and a leg for
>>13211259>Transhumanist actually believe they'll get super-human strength with augments and not just plastic replacement arms
>>13211177https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w
>>13211259aw shit nigga
>>13211271What a narrow idea of the future.
>>13211140
>>13211280We already have exoskeletons for the military that would allow a soldier to toss around a 250lb man like a ragdoll. It really isn't that far fetched.
>rarara thread[music]
>>13211288What's yours? Is it wider?
>>13211186in a few years this article will resemble this thinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9eAiy0IGBI
>>13211288You can always take the nuclear fire option.
>>13211301No but ur mums vag is
>>13211251body odorbody hairass worshiptomboyshyper-voluptuousnessfootplay
>>13211259>wanting ape-like>not horse-likeHow else are we going to make Equestria real?
>>13211297Holy shit, source?
NOW it's perfect.
>>13211297Those exoskeletons are not very mobile though, only helpful for moving cargo around the base
>>13211280>he thinks were just getting plastic replacement arms
Best ponyBest VABest humanBest everything
>>13211280>not having tiger tendons implanted in your forearms
>>13211310
>>13211310Uèrfff
>>13211280>Only get plastic arms.THANKS OBAMA
>golden cookie over the donation buttonu r a cheeky cunt Orteil
>>13211311Oh?
>>13211314Thats just cute. Why didn't Rarity use magic?
>>13211321
>>13211321Why is she so perfect?
>>13211320>The government is obviously going to allow us to have super human strength
>>13211308Most of those things aren't far from what we have at all.
>>13211321best sister, too
>>13211335Pffff
>>13211348Because she's Rarity
>>13211349>super human strength is the only thing we're getting
>>13211313Well, here's another, different project. It's similar yet not the same.http://www.darpa.mil/Our_Work/DSO/Programs/Warrior_Web.aspx
GOOD NEWSYOU GET YOUR VERY OWN PONYBOTBAD NEWSIT'S MADE BY HASBRO AND MICROSOFT AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE SOFTWARE
>>13211349I'm sorry you don't live in America>mfw the right to bear arms is now the right to BEAR ARMS FUCK YEAH
Never enough Rarara.
>>13211321>best VAYou're close
>>13211352I fucking hate that creature.
>>13211360>Any of that being as good as you think it will be
>>13211349I'm sure the government would love to have super soldiers at their disposal.
>>13211359That would explain it,
>>13211352Hahahano.
>>13211341
>>13211363someone will crack the bootloader and allow me to install lewdponeOS
>>13211364>the right to bear arms is now the right to BEAR ARMS FUCK YEAH
I have a cat.I like my cat.Sometimes my cat watches me masturbate.One time I ran my dick over it and imagined it was a pony.It is a good cat.
>>13211376>not trusting your fellow mangood, you don't get any
>>13211344manual labor=care and love
>>13211379Exactly, if you give up your entire self, you'll get a military-class body at no cost to you. Except that you'll have to be in the military until you die.
>>13211398I don't get it.
And best ship of course.I need to look for more human Twirity.
>>13211393Ever tried having sex with your cat?God,those claws are sharp.
>>13211405He always speaks with emphasis. EMPHASIS!
>>13211405it's hot
>>13211375
>>13211341>rainbow dash being larger than a b-cup
>>13211408Best ship is Rara/Dash
>>13211313Here's another. I'm sure you've heard of HULC.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Universal_Load_Carrier
>>13211352mhhhhhmmmm~
itty bitty mare titties
>>13211362>>13211428That's pretty fucking awesome.
>>13211437i don't believe it
>>13211408This is the only thing I have
>>13211423What if she can retract them, when she wants to go fast, for instance?
>>132114372cute
>>13211390>>13211423Well okay then, I was going to play with you about meeting her after a hard work out and worshiping her still sweaty body, but I guess not. Including all those other fetishes along the way.
>>13211437
Why don't you have an F-list just to keep track of your fetishes?
>>13211408Worst ship, can you imagine just how devastated spike would be?
>>13211467I have no reason to attach them to my identity, especially since my identity is very, very rarely relevant in MLPG.
>>13211434>fat blob Sweetiefucking disgustingI don't mind her with some meat on herbut seriously
>>13211480>blobuhhhh, no.
>>13211477They'd just invite him for threesomes
>>13211467because there are too many and they've interlapped enough it would be nigh impossible.
>>13211442It gets even more awesome when you realize these are mere prototypes.Imagine what we'll have in another decade. Shits almost scary yo.
>>13211479Who says it needs to be your identity?My F-list doesn't mention my usual handle at all
>>13211480>that>fat blobGet them eyes checked, wheat thins.
>>13211477Nobody cares about spike.
>>13211489F-list has a list of every fetish, plus custom ones you can addit's very easy to sort through them
Dress horseBest horseMight don't make it
>>13211480>anything that isn't a starving african skeleton child is a fat blob
>>13211477That's every Rarity ship tough.At least he knows Twilight the best and if he thinks that Twilight can make her happy he'll be sure that Rarity will be happy.
>>13211352I love blushy pones
>>13211488>sex with your mom/sister
>>13211504
>>13211417ohh, they so sensitive
>>13211408They're touching, that means they're practically lesbians by shipping logic, right?
>>13210786did i do it right
>>13211493Well it's still rather irrelevant. It's not like a girl will ever look at it and go "oh, that's exactly the sort of person I want to fuck, better try to contact him". And otherwise there's really no point.
>>13211523My mother does.
>>13211533>that means they're practically lesbians by shipping logic, right?The are obviously fucking in that image.
>>13211518JJ pls
>>13211539That works too well
>>13211517I don't mind the other rarity ships, but rarity and twilight is horrible. Your big sister/mom stealing the girl of your dreams right out from under you? That's devastating.
>>13211477He's just a kid with puppy love.
>>13211539>not recoloring her eyesbeef, pork, chicken, duck, turkey, tofu, etc.
>>13211533Yes
>>13211516>>13211485>>13211495are you seriously going to tell me that this isn't too much?
>>13211520whats wrong with that?
>>13211539Yeah, you did. Fuck, is that her adult form?
>>13211541It's fun to get a list of your fetishes documented somewhere, and it also makes for easier fetish discussion.Plus within the first week of making mine I had a random person contact me for ERP.
>>13211520What if instead of your mom, just a motherly figure?
>>13211520what about a princess-some
Heh, /mlp/ did thishttp://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1377885768281.gifI fucking loved Big Mac in the last issue.
>>13211539Well isn't she just a sweetie pie.
>>13211566It isn't Too much. If you want a case study of swhat "too much" is, go look at Ross's pinkie pie
>>13211586good bye mlp
>>13211586whywhy is this a thingwhy existwhy
>>13211566Yes, i'm seriously going to tell you that isn't too much. I'd hug that Sweetie and never let her go.
>>13211566It certainly isn't a "fat blob"
>>13211566>>13211566Straight faced yes. When was the last time you actually saw a blob human. Go to derpibooru and look up ross art for a real example of too much.
>>13211585YESYES
>>13211602>Rarity puts in her weave
>>13211520what's wrong with their relationshipthey're very close
>>13211556I really think that Twilight being with Rarity would hit him much much less than Rarity with Dash or AJ or Pinkie or whatever.He's close to Twilight. He also knows her the best.Any Rarity ship would devastate him. but at least Twilight would actually have a chance to gain his acceptance because they know each other for a lifetime.What would AJ do? Or Pinkie? hell Pinkie would only make everything worse. Same as Dash.
>>13211585I'd much rather have a nice cozy tea party
>>13211581I prefer both.
>>13211566By a little bit, yeah, but "fat blob" is going entirely too far.
>>13211620I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS, GG
>>13211627Would you like to join? I bet you'll shut up with a mother on your dick.
>>13211595>>13211605>>13211606>>13211610jesusI get that it's your fetishbut she seriously does not healthyit's damn borderline
>>13211621any of them give a fuck about Spike anyway.
>>13211573I don't want to ERP with anyone though, nor do I discuss fetishes. I guess it would be interesting to look at for myself, but that again is not worth the effort.
>>13211636THEN YOU'LL NEVER GET THE PASSWORD TO HIS STASH, FOOL
>>13211556>Your big sister/mom stealing the girl of your dreams right out from under you?That right there makes me love the idea. Spike is funny when he is miserable, and it would have that whole Chasing Amy thing going on.
>>13211601EMBRACE IT
>>13211649I think you'd reconsider if you started organizing your fetishesit's fun
>>13211602>moon prism makeup
>>13211650BUT I DON'T LIKE QUEST CHARACTER PORN
>>13211620
>>13211645I like scrawny men, so that's about as far away from my fetish as possibleShe still isn't a fat blob
>>13211622would a beach party be acceptable
>>13211645>but she seriously does not healthycontrary to popular belief, you don't die of diabetes if you have a bit of meat on your bones
>>13211602As unf as she looked in her dance dress, she was so fucking boring in EG. She had nothing of what makes Rarity such a fun character.
>>13211652It can also lead to some unf ideas
>>13211672stay away from me.
>>13211666FUCK YOU SATAN DON'T KILL GG WITHOUT GETTING THE STASH
>>13211673That would be a fun alternative.
>>13211673>JJ imageWhere is the rape?!
>>13211581Spike doesn't see Twilight as his mommybut they are very close
>>13211690Everywhere. The image itself is raping you.
>>13211666SATANMUSCHIO WANTS TO BLOW YOUhttp://i.imgur.com/ZsQQMQr.png
>>13211675does that seriously count as a "bit"?
>>13211675Meat and fat are two different things.
>>13211701>meta-rapeHow horrifying.
>>13211701MY PRIVILEGES!
>>13211652You're a meanie
>>13211697SB plswork on those projects
>>13211693Isn't that a little too close. Unless she's enjoying it.
>>13211566Honestly she is kinda fat there. Not a fat blob but that's still fat
>>13211693Yeah, Celestia was the one who raised Spike, and Twilight just acted more like a big sister.
>>13211709>>13211712Do you see giant fat rolls on her, motherfucker? Am I being rused?
>>13211729it's an honest mistake anonbesides he's asleep, it's not like he did it on purpose
>>13211308so slightly off, but a pretty valid prediction.also lol at that 1950's idea of what a cell phone would be.
>>13211712What the fuck do you think tits and hips mostly contain? Muscle mass?
>>13211704God dammit I have such a crush on Muschio
>>13211741where muh spikelestia
>>13211693The crystal empire made it pretty clear that spike thinks very highly of her and that the two are pretty much destined to be joined at the hip
>>13211764DAYWALKERNIGHTSTALKER
>>13211750>1950s
>>13211743Uh, there are no fat rolls
We TwiSpike now?
>>13211764so grimso darkwowclap
>>13211748hrng
Godammit, Rarity is not a whore
>>13211776>The crystal empire made it pretty clear that spike thinks very highly of her and that the two are pretty much destined to be joined at the hip>destined to be joined at the hipthat's one way of putting it, anon
>>13211810Is it opposite day?
>>13211805Who here would fuck the most beautiful horse in the world
>>13211805Please tell me I'm not the only one who would fuck that horse.
>>13211810
>>13211805I would fuck that horse
>>13211823>>13211824Of course the first two replies about that picture would be about fucking that horse
>>13211764Th... this is nothing like the show I watched
>>13211813>Spike I'm so sorry of gosh this embarrassing oh gosh oh gosh>mppph (translator's not: get off, it's fine!)
>>13211670
>>13211831I love you too pinkie
>>13211823>>13211824horsefuckmind
>>13211763What would you do to him?
>>13211813
>>13211831Thanks, Pinkie.
>>13211826I agree wholeheartedly.
>>13211813Applejack Season 2:The Breedening
>>13211844She doesn't look very sorry.
>>13211873she's clearly bushing in embarrassment as she's screaming about being a klutz
>>13211784I only watched the embedded version, so what 1930's/50's whatever. its all the same. its not like culture changed much when people were kicking each other in the nuts and rebuilding during and after the war.
>>13211884Then why isn't she getting off him.Twilight is a very sexually frustrated pone.
>>13211855He doesn't seem too interested in dudes, so I'd probably just help out the most I can.Or maybe drug him properly
>>13211889are you fucking serious?
>>13211789>fluids on fingers
>>13211903Finesse please.
>>13211748Hmm.Reminds me of a humanized fapfic where Twilight would give Spike blowjobs to help him sleep/ calm his boner down.She doesn't think about it too much until Zecora gives him a medicine that controls his urges (he's half dragon in this so he shoots fire whenever he starts to get excited) and Twilight gets jealous.Only read until the Rarity chapter, so I don't know how it ends. But I thought it was kind of decent even if it had a typical SPike harem set up.
>>13211874unf unf musclegirls unf
>>13211902Twilight is not a pony of common sense, once seized by emotions, she tends to loose sight of obvious things
>>13211585>No Twilight Sparkle0/10, wouldn't show up even if they begged me
>>13211857>top rightbuilt as fuck
>>13211925
>>13211915They end up double teaming him. That's after the chapter where he and Sweetie Belle do it in the closet.
>>13211937why is she so perfect?
>>13211951because she was optimized to be so
>>13211938Well shit. Gotta read it up then.I actually have it saved, but I never can finish it. Guess I will now.
>>13211952is he ok
>>13211919
>>13211938Oh shit really?I also stopped at the Rarity chapter. See you later MLPG
>>13211971Just run some cool water over it he'll be fine.
Best pony
>>13211975muscles are disgusting
>>13211975I want to be smothered in her pecs
>>13211984excuse you but I don't think so
>>13211984This is known
>>13211984>Any of the CMC>good
>>13211984That's not Rarity
>>13212008CMC >>> main 6
What would other people think about your wanking to ponies? You gonna share those fantasies with us or what.
>>13211984Thats not Sweetie.
>>13211984Apple Bloom is NOTHING without her bow.
>>13212008>CMC>not the best characters of the show
>>13211994nope
>>13212008✌
>>13212009>Rarity>Best pony
>>13212013No.
>>13212013Well, I used to share furry porn with my friends so there's that
>>13212013>talking out loud while jerking offpeople do this?really?
>>13212013Most of my friends know what I fap to, and I them
>>13212013
>>13212010>>13212023Are we watching the same show?
>>13212020Still better
>>13212013They don't even know I even wank at all.
>>13212039Sometimes I moan, pant, and squirm.
>>13212039Probably not. I remember that thread, we suggested he burst in the room stroking furiously and yell "The fun has been doubled!"
>>13212047Yes, the CMC have the best episodes on the show
>>13212025Please stop, it's almost vomit inducing
>>13212051Wow, how ordinary and less cute.
>>13212047epic counterculture
>>13211999wowlook how wet she is
>>13212020Sweetie is nothing without her voice cracks.
>>13212075>best episodes in Season 3fixed
>>13212056Are you a woman? I can only imagine a woman still being that sensitive to masturbation.
>>13212009> mfw raritard is even consided shit teir and not goy teir
>>13212051Apple Bloom is a perfect fillyShe was meant for the perfect colt
>>13212079Still the cuter pony
>>13212088They are very dirty ponies.
>>13212093I get that way after edging for a few hoursusing only my sensitive, sensitive nipples
>>13212078How about now?
>>13212013>>13212071I just remembered I was in that same thread
>>13212093It's the ideas that get me going.
>>13212092and season 2 and season 1
>>13212075Maybe in season 3,but in 1 and 2,Hell no
>>13212101SHIT NAW SON
>>13212101I wouldn't mind more adorable ships between the cmc.
>>13212121>S1Nah, but Cutie Mark Chronicles is one of my favorite episodes ever.>S2Maybe
>>13212092>>13212128PVC > most episodes of S2Show Stoppers was a good episode
Do you at least think the design matches her voice in the show?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chpGM5gHCxI
>>13212130Scoots buzz off i'm with Apple Bloom now.
>>13212119>12/04/11
>>13212071>>13212119So was I, let's fuck
>>13212136>PVC > most episodes of S2my african american>Show Stoppers was a good episodeGO AWAY TERSE NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>13212101Why are her ear fluffs apples?
>>13212137Nah, that design looks like her voice would be a little bit deeper, like an alto
>>13212121Exactly 0 CMC episodes are great in S1, and 1 in S2.
>>13212130scoots a fucking slut
>back from lectures>best horse...horseawww yissss
>>13212146Tomorrow theme should never be used for screencaps.
>>13212137i remember when you said you will stop coming here
>>13212146Hey that was my post, I'll get the lube!
>>13212154More importantly: Why aren't yours?
>season finals keep getting worse and worse ith every new season
>>13212071>>13212119>tfw your memory is so shit you can't remember whether you were actually there or if you've just seen a different cap that included the responses
>>13212173That was before that theme was even introduced, I used a custom one because I didn't know Flux existed and I didn't want my eyes to burn like a thousand suns at night
>>13212153OK, someone needs to tell me what exactly is wrong with Show Stoppers.Their performance was cringworthy, sure, but everything prior was fine. Some funny gags and cute scenes (Sweetie dusting the table was kawaii as fuck)
>>13212159Really? That's interesting.
>>13212181Really?I thought it was mine, I can't really remember though
>>13212162>Two different men>Both "bad boys"Scootaloo confirmed for shit taste in male archetypes
What does /mlp/ think about the pony thread simulators?
>>13212200Flux?
>>13212211A program that makes browsing websites with light backgrounds not painful at night
>>13212202The CMC were annoying for the most. They behaved like small kids and that was it. Small kids are annoying.
Even the CMC won't be able to resist the big M when they get older. Poor Applebloom, how awkward it must be having your friends constantly hitting on your brother.
>>13212209Lickety Split a beta faggot.Rumble is best.
>>13212146
>>13212211It changes the color tone of everything on your screen at night. It's okay, been using it for a couple of months now. I still use a custom dark theme for MLPG anyway.
>>13212227>One day she has enough>Leave him alone he's MINE!>Silence>The most awkward of silences>M-mah big brother I mean!
HONK HONK
>>13212227She's a redneck,she probably fucks her brother all day,every day/
>>13212192I liked A Canterlot Wedding more than The Best Night Evermaybe because I wasn't around to watch the S1 finale with everyone else
>>13212044 I hope > pic related happens to you
>>13212209How do you know top-right's a bad boy? They're just playing basketball.Also, who the hell is he
>>13212210Far, far too many of them. The first 2 ones were pretty funny, but now, there's like... 30 of them, which are 10 minutes long and composed of entire random posts which aren't even funny.
>>13212210/mlp/ thinks they're great. I think they're forced, often using posts specifically made for the purpose.
>>13212203Yeah, sweetie in the show is a soprano
>>13212210the first three are still the bestthe two tumblr ones were pretty damn funny
>>13212252he would rip her in half
>>13212255*yawn*
>>13212255>tongue>saliva>jawDo people really get annoyed by these things? My tongue fits pretty comfortably where it belongs, and my jaw is usually slack when I'm not around people.
>>13212247oh yes, I like where this awkwardness is going
>>13212261/mlp/ detests them, regulars think that they encourage shitposting and invite undesirable individuals./mlp/ most certainly does not like them
>>13212253You may not be as bad as Hitler, but you are trying.
>>13212263Well I knew that much. Just interested that you'd find a deeper voice to fit the design I made.
>>13212252The Apples are not Rednecks
>>13212253>I liked A Canterlot WeddingLost me there.
>>13212210Latest one had some posts from here in it.To keep it relevant.But it's still dumb and overused. Of course /mlp/ loves it.
>>13212261Only the originals were humorous and well timed.
>>13212287At least I wasn't called Terse again
>>13212288I always found in the choirs that I've been in that the soprano's were mostly lean and that the alto's were more "shapely"
>>13212292Sweetie bell is.
>>13212253i watched ACW together with /mlp/ and liked it, but everytime I re-watched it I utterly despised it god it is so fucking retarded.And I'm not even talking about Candyass and TWILY.
This pony playfully bumps you with her butt. How do you respond?
>>13212314I only watched them once with MLPG, when they aired. I liked it a lot initially, but they slid down a lot over time. I did enjoy them, but I don't consider them very good now.
>>13212331a death rattle
>>13212331A trip to the emergency room.
>>13212331With the dick.
>>13212331fuck off, retard
>>13212331I give her a freindly hello and bump her back
>>13212331MY LEG
All right, here's a good question for my tank-loving pony brethren:Which tank would your favorite pony drive?Applejack would drive an Easy 8 - dependable, versatile, and under-appreciated, like her.
>>13212331I hug her.
Oh no anon hurry up, you're going to be late for pony!
>>13212331[bone cracking sound]
>>13212331I don't. I'm dead, my spine snapped in half.
>>13212358>AJ>versatile
>>13212358tanks are boring
>>13212331My mortal coil is shattered into a million pieces as my soul crumbles, revealing to me the truth of existence.
>>13212375
>>13212331I lick her anus
>>13212331Excuse me!
>>13212386that may be, but tanks are still boringget into aircraft like the cool kids
>>13212331Hope I survive the inevitable impact with the ground
>>13212278I bet Applebloom has seen Big Mac's dick. Considering they don't wear clothes, he's bound to get a boner one day while working. And of course she'd get curious and start trying to figure out what it is.
>>13212409>Giant killer death machines on tracks with massive guns, requiring incredible skill and perfect timing to use.vs.>Durr I fly fast and shoot missile this am really hardStay retarded, airfag.
>>13212415It's been over 1.5 years since that episode and that entire scene still puts a big grin on my face.
>>13212331I take a shower with industrial grade anitugly soap
>>13212431She grew up on a farm with an older brotherShe's probably very matter of fact about things and doesn't see what the fuss is
>>13212454>Over 1.5 yearsWhat the fuck
>>13212358Are we restricting ourselves to WW2 era?I'd suggest the T-34 (85 version prefferably) for AJ, strong, dependable and easy to upkeep.Rarity would settle for nothing less than the flashiest of german engineering, either a king tiger or a pantherRD would take the M18 Hellcat for speedPinkie would take something silly and absurd like the KV-2Fluttershy wouldn't be able to handle the noise and cramped space of the tanks
>>13212459who is the lucky stallion?
>>13212433>giant killer death machines racing through the skies with massive guns and missiles capable of mass destruction, requiring incredible skill and incredible resilience to useor>durr i drive around and shoot things this is really hardprotip: most humans know how to drive
>>13212454Where she screws up all of rainbows work ?
>>13212454Me too anon, me too. I refuse to replace the original version in my archive as well. It is too great
>>13212409>>13212433Ships are the way to go.
>>13212480But that's wrong, you fucking pleb.
>>13212477I am stumped when it comes to purplesmart
>>13212491How is it wrong?
>>13212487>shipsSeaman, pls go
>>13212478Anon. It's going to be a saytr.
>>13212487Navy please, don't you have seamen to grope?
>>13212501It is.
>>13212477Pinkie would be all about the tankettesSomething like a Polish TKS or an Italian CV-33 or the like
>>13212507Its first birthday present will be a bullet, then
>>13212491nice argument
>>13212487>shipfags
I prefer my legs
>>13212513Alright, tankfagenjoy being useless in modern combat scenarios
>>13212485Where can I get the original
>>13212494>>13212494Twilight would take a StuGIII - precise and accurate.Rarity...not sure.
>>13212516but she can't bring 152 mm of party cannon with those!
Did you know that in G1 getting your cutie mark also meant starting your menstrual cycle?
>>13212531>filenameI like breaburn
>>13212532Call of Duty fanbase please.
human sweetie belle anal play
>MLPG: Pony und Panzer edition
What if Sweetie grows up and her voice still doesn't change? Would it work in her favor or against her?
>>13212540Currently? I am not sure, I would check yayponies but the version I saw there was the "updated" one. I still have the original from when it aired, hence the hub logo being present in >>13212485
>>13212542Rarity favors the flashy, she would settle for nothing less than the most over-engineered of tanks
>>13212545Ponies don't have menstrual cycles.
>>13212559she doesn't voice crack anymorewhat's the point in living
>>13212581>over-engineeredAMX tanks for her, then.
>>13212477Derpyhttp://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/
>>13212585she still had voice cracks in S3She'll probably have a few more in s4
What about SPACE ships?
Do you know who else liked tanks and airplanes?Hitler!
>>13212560>pony wardrobe malfunctionshave mercy
>>13212617Warhammer 40K battle barges, nothing less. Or are you a FILTHY HERETIC!?
>>13212617Spaceships > everything else
>>13212601Ah yes the french, with more gears to go in reverse than forwards. Yes I know that the french areactually a competent military force, that does not stop the jokes about cowardice from being funny
>>13212617Do go on
TO BE CONTINUED...RIGHT NOW!
>>13212617best ship.
>>13212638For Rarity, probably the AMX 13 90 or even the heavy AMX 50 100.
>>13212617Serenity is best spaceship.
>>13212629Those thing are gorgeous.
>>13212623Do you think Hitler would've enjoyed FiM?
>>13212564>Yaypo replaced the real version of TLR with the fake versionTHIS MAKES ANON ANGRYANON SMASH
>>13212564Ok thanks
>>13211123Her butt looks huge
>>13212617dat orbital bombardment
>>13212666On one hand, the positive messages about acceptance and peace.On the other hand he liked disney and cartoons.
>>13212478>who is the lucky stallion?who knows
>>13212666He would of liked Celestia's political tactics.
>>13212626There ain't enough of it.
>>13212651Since when did the rebels have an executor-class?
>>13212696>atrylNo
>>13212651>Implying
>>13212691I want to do things to this applepone
>>13212666Sure.
>>13212691>AJ doesn't know who the father is>because she was tied up for public use and secretly loved every minute of it
>>13212691Why does Applejack have a nipple on her cheek
>>13212617Did someone say orbital maneuvering?
>>13212734Those are acne blemishes.
>>13212696Sometimes I wish ponies normally DID wear clothes
Why is she such a dork
>>13212697They stole it from the empirehttp://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lusankya
>>13212748Silly ponysomeone should teach her not to pick at acne, and that it's a medical condition that requires seeing a doctor
Hey, where's that userscript for selecting individual posts, exposing spoiler text?I need to pretty up a screencap.
>>13212564http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaUbi-7uBDg is this from the original
>>13212761That is blasphemy anonblasphemy I say
>>13212762> implying he didn't find it cute and Twilight panicked when she realized the mixed metaphor>>13212761For being ostensibly heterosexual, ponies sure do love exposing sweet wet horse vag to the elements.
>>13212761I-I'm going to marry Rose!
>>13212762>wings
>>13212767Filthy rebels stealing things.
>>13212787http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
>>13212805Yep, sure isUpdated version is easy to tell because they cut Derpy's name out of the dialogue entirely
>>13212761ponies in clothing exponentially increases their cuteness
>>13212812what if ponies were constantly flapping their marevags around because they like the way it makes the air smell
>>13212691GGpleaseMore crossdressing stallions/males in generalWith lipstick
>>13212833Thanks, b-ro
>>13212728>because she was tied up for public useno anon she just was dared to go stand out on a streetcorner after the sleepover got a little wildshe doesn't have to actually play the part>>13212734that's just whorishly applied makeup anon
>>13212840It really does.
>>13212823When you don't have a galactic tax base to support you, you kinda have to take what you can get.
>>13212840Among other things~
>>13212850Of course she doesn't HAVE to, but that's what makes it fun.
>>13212850I guess painting nipples on your cheeks could be considered whorish
>>13212850>pony truth or dareoh the possibilities
>>13212860>filenameMy negroid compatriot
>>13212865THANKS OBAMA
>>13212850What if she slowly wants to? Using the dare as an excuse to be a slat?
>>13212872>Not pony spin the bottle.
Does the Equestrian Royal Guard do cadence calls?
>>13212889>Twilight subtly magics the bottle to point at Anon a lot
>>13212889
>>13212889>fluttershy hides behind her friends because she does not want to be kissed
>>13212867>>13212840someone post that derpy pic lk did
>>13212900>drag the image to select which pony you kiss
>>13212900Why is it so fuzzy?Also, Derpy first try. I'm going to smooch her so good that she can't see straight.
>>13212908>RarityFuck, here comes oral herpes
>>13212908>lands on AnonCome here baby~
>>13212884>What if she slowly wants to? Using the dare as an excuse to be a slat?that was the original premiseshe goes out there whorishly dressed and it's mildly embarrassinguntil a stallion actually walks by like in the picture and sizes her up and she realizes what he's doingshe rebuffs him but then she can't stop thinking about it
>>13212899God damn cheating unicorns.
>>13211161>possible good Luna and Celestia plushie for a low amount of money... I don't think I'd be able to resist that one
>>13212920"zoom/motion blur" effect
>>13212935Oh, GGYou and your slutification fetish
>>13212834Ok I found a full original then. Funny . I can't actually find the edited one . Don't want it though
>>13212950Sluts are awesome.
>>13212941>4DE found a way to break even the hardest Anons.>The strongest wills cannot say no to royalty.That site is going to make us all plush owning fucks, isn't it?
>>13212872>>13212889This and Seven Minutes in Heaven is likely the only way a Human would get action in EquestriaAt least to start
>>13212908FLUTTERBUTT
>>13212971If they release the Princesses at the same time, yes.Because then I only have to pay shipping costs once.
>>13212935That is an exceptionally ugly image GGEven when you're high, you draw betterhttp://i.imgur.com/tuDTDHX.png
>>13212971Until the Rarity and/or CMC plushies are out, I'm safe.
> finally cappedFuck this gay Greentext earth
>>13212971What if I'm already a plush owning fuck?
>>13212985Why does that look like a Hitachi Magic Wand attachment?
>>1321286 whats That from
Are you a good pony, or a bad pony?
>>13212935>that slow melting in inhibitions>the personal conflict of wanting it so bad versus societal standards>all the excuses she would make to herself to push the envelope>starting off slow and getting into heavier stuff
>>13212942Is it taken from something? Because to have it there without an actual zoom/motion is dumb.
I'm tired of slutest horse. Lets talk about music maybe.So MLPG... what ya listening to?I'm listening to Soviet Jazz-Funkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf2M5c-JT4s
>>13213015>tfw no pony main 6/ horse stallion
>>13213029No.
>that mandopendo on the background in few panels of issue #10ahaahah
>>13213015>tfw so little man fucking stallion videos for free
>>13213015Well to be fair it's not like they can mount a real horsecock in real life. The flare alone makes it pretty difficult to take in.
>>13213015I tried to get into horse porn, of both sexes. I just can't get into it unless there are two (or more) people enjoying each other.
Guys I drank coke pony and now she's not moving. What do I do?
>>13213056put your dick in your new realdoll
>>13213029http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpn1x_OILHEI've been listening to this for hours.Help.
>>13213045He was in the comic before
>>132130534chan's /mlp/, the only place where you'll find someone who feels bad about not getting into horse porn.
>>13212935That's not a slutification fetish, it's finally realizing that she can be considered gorgeous - or at least sexually viable.It's part of being a hot dish and thinking "maybe being noshed on would be FUN."
>>13212900Fuxk yea !! Derpy!
>>13213003Then we niggas.
>>13213051I just want some femanon/stallion or femanon/mare and there's so little of it
>>13213073NO JOHN YOU ARE THE BRONIESAnd then john was a brony!
>>13212900Proofs
>>13213029Actually pony related.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKLIpCCVLIM
>>13212908Rara,Hell yeah
>>13213075It's MLPG.And I'm sick of having my fantasies being only viable in stories/pics/imagination. The hardest thing for me to find is people who are ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT rather than "oh I'm going to get paid blah blah faking it".
>>13212900> drag to find the pony you're selected forNot "The Dash"! Anyone but that!
>>13213029http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fkt4TLMFYE
>>13213073>average human soldier when warring with Equestria.jpg
>>13212993People really don't know how to greatext . It's not hard people !!!
I want a pair of zebra earmuffs
>>13213130>Jeremy liked bored fuckingJeremy is alright
>>13213157Stop typing like a fucking retard
>>13213130All porn's like that. I recommend finding a nice horse.
>>13212993Kinda cute, but the piss was a bit much
>>13213157then how does one properly greentext?
>Pinkie plush estimated to ship late September now.4DE!!
>>13213161Those zebras shouldn't be so lewd, they're giving the other zebras in town a bad reputation.
>>13213073Someone needs to draw something similar where it's Anon being swarmed. I shall filename it "your escapist fantasy being projected on a show for little girls".
>>13213174No.
>>13213201Then don't expect me to take your posts seriously
>>13213161>>13213161>Call it "The skullfucker"
>>13213183I'm not sure what "great" greentext looks like, butI may suspect this Anon is a fan of Twilights_Unwashed_Ass and the tentacle greentext that's held as a golden sticky standard
>>13213073>>13213200i thought about drawing something like this with sunset satan and eqg twilight
>>13213217Mornin' Flutters-OH GOD WHERE ARE YOUR EYES?!
>>13213183 Not like that. You talk about past events as if you're going through them . >be me >be Saturday >go to store >get raped Etc
>>13213233Do it kolihead
>>13213241No that's how /mlp/ do greentextsAnd it's shit.
>>13213211I don't. I was talking about that picture by the way.
>>13213241Greentext stories like this have to be done in second person
>>13213241Stop pretending that you're some kind of authority on greentexting.
>>13213241That reads like assEven worse ass than normal greentext
>>13213281I AM THE PRESIDENT OF GREENTEXT
>>13213233It still annoys me that the Doom movie was alient genetics rather than hell's gate on Mars. Also, Doom sort of paved the way to the whole "single dude against a whole army and is a badass" type of thing, which is okay in a campy/fun sense but it doesn't hold water in "realistic" shooters.
>>13213281>you will never be a greentext authoritarian
>>13213233Her gun would need to say something like .50mm friendship cannon. And concentrated friendship on the backpack.
>>13213241But Anon, all the verb tenses are in the present. I even used "are" way, way more than I'd like.What you're asking for are /fit/izen sentence fragments> be 21> see fatass> laugh at them, but not directlyThat's not "narrating as though it's happening right now," that's some "DAMAK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA" shit.
>>13213281But my dad works for 4chan.
>>13213294>Double bad greentext.My god...IT'S /mlp/ GREENTEXT!
>>13213344oh my god its almost intolerablethey're all so bad at it
>>13213313I'm imagining a greentet board meeting>Gentlemen, Our sales of Greentexts are going down>Implying implications, sir>Greater Than you will never get down on your saleswoman>Sir, your saying your greentext aloud in conmnversation again
>you will never be good at greentexting
>>13213361>>Greater Than you will never get down on your saleswoman>>Sir, your saying your greentext aloud in conmnversation again
>>13213358You would think of all the things they could have stolen from us it would have been how to write shitty greentext correctly.
I heard greentexting and came as fast as I could!
>>13213240What do you mean? They are on her face you dork.
>>13213294better than halfassed fanfiction like it's usually done here
>>13213240where we're going, we dont need eyes
>>13213384READ THE WORDSCOMPLAIN ABOUT THE STRUCTUREBOOP HEARTILY>>13212993
>>13213384Oh yea you do that. Spin us a yarn O rch.
>>13213388>halfassed fanfiction written as terrible as possible is better than halfassed fanfiction
>>13213386Now do the same thing with your vagina.
>>13213415I don't know what school you went to, but the vagina is not normally located on the face.
>>13213332>DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA Anon, his dreams on the ocean.
>>13213426A man can dream. A man can dream.
>>13213426>you will never forcefully fuck fluttershy's face vagina
>>13213180It was, but there had to be something to keep it from being toothless.Also it's what I've come to expect in child care. Shit sucks, you just have to grit your teeth and sort of gloss over it or the one will just get teased forever.
>>13213426>he doesnt have a face vagina
>>13213426BOOP NO YOU'LL HURT HIS FEELINGSTHE FEELINGS POLICE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED
>>13213426If I wanted normal I wouldn't be sleeping with a cartoon pony.
>>13213426Well,It should be.
>>13213426
>>13213241That sounds like some rage comic written by a 10 yo
>>13213407>One day a pony spun some yarn.>And it was good.>And then they fucked.>fin
>GG upset that the twins didn't get attention>one image of them talking about a prison stay we didn't see>the second being the twins making funny faces>one of them just sitting there moping>and two tombstonesDAMN IT GGEVERYONE WANTED TWINS EARFUCKINGIF YOU WOULD HAVE DRAWN THAT, WE'D BE IN GG GENERAL
>>13213474unf
>>13213452Oh no I can't go back in the clink. You'll never take me alive.
>>13213428Sorry, I guess Stewart's voice always sort of truncated the "AR" as "AH"Can you imagine how weird greentext would be if we used that model?> Scootaloo, HER WINGS FALTERING> Twilight, horn blaring> Ponyville, screaming> Discord, laughing in the dark
>>13213482I wanted him to do the same kind of character arc the twins from Ouran host school went through. Kind of them splitting apart then finding Zecora who's the only one who "gets" them.
>>13213482I want some gay Muschio
>>13213482>>13213506>>13213517HE HAS A THREAD ON THE SUBIf you guys would direct things there, he will see them and post the responses there too.
>>13213415If you say so, Anon.
>>13213449the worst that happened to me was a blow where the sun does not shineA surprisingly common incident
>>13213533Fuck you, zebras are part of mlp
>>13213543You funny guy.I kill you last.
>>13213543pfffthahaha
>>13213553I personally blame all the kiddy shows that play it for laughs.
>>13213572in all cases for me it was in moments of panic or freak accidents rather than any malice really
>>13213554But if people used the sub more to directly talk to a contributor, whether it be mlp related or not, they would then also use the sub more and do it there. You can cross discuss between here and there just fine.
>>13213581You lucky duck, you.
>>13213543I'm okay with this.
>>13213584Why do we have the sub anyway? FiMchan would have been perfectly fine to go to in a bailout situation.
>>13213533I suspect I'm not going to get any more gay Muschio, so mostly what I'm doing is idle bitching
Hey did you guys hear? The US sent Syria some Beano.They heard that their leader has some real deadly gas!
>>13213637Fuck off SB
>>13213632>Why do we have the sub anyway?Because we all live in a yellow submarine.
>>13213637heh
>>13212331>rape
>>13213632Bailing out is not a great method of contraception, especially for young men who may not recognize when they're about to orgasm - or more curiously when you've ejaculated but not had an orgasm.Image unrelated. I just thought you'd be interested.
>>13213076I never said it was a sluttification fetish
>>13213543>you will never face-fuck fluttershutter
>>13213679Why the fuck is that guy pumping his hand
>>13213673but you're just giving her what she wants
>>13212331I reflexively remind her how ugly she is.
>>13213683Mulia x Matilda x Cranky OT3
>>13213707It's the DIY version of a body heat extraction device. Your hand grips a pain metal water pipe inside and cool water passes through. The hand is put under vacuum to force your blood vessels to remain more open than usual and ameliorate the shut-off response to some extent.The commercial version is like $900. This is something you can make for like $120 if you're feeling ambitious.>>13213679Mah niggah.
>>13213683Mulia Mild and Larry from leisure suit larry have the same voice actor.
>>13213737don't be lewd anon
>>13213738... what exactly would be the purpose of such a device?
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>13213757Why am I attracted to unattractive characters?
>>13213683you said you would post your big lipped ponies on the sub GGbut you never did
>>13213764Snaps humans out of heat cycle.
>>13213757That mule should take off her panties.
>>13213764Supposedly it's very effective at lowering your body temperature back to safe levels in case of overheating or heat stroke. It's used primarily by sports teams.I haven't seen the white papers but it's meant to be on par with a full-immersion ice bath.
>>13213784If you use warm water it can help combat hypothermia, too.
>>13213764You attach it to your cock and balls instead of your hand
>>13213757Would Rarity allow a mule into her boutique?
>>13213805Rarity is a total slave to mule pussy
>>13213805Let the mule in or face a discrimination lawsuit. Your choice.
>>13213821Nou
>>13213805Does the mule have money?
>>13213827Yet to see Zecora in there...
>>13213827There's no suing in Equestria.
Rara should rara rara
>>13213770there's a kind of merger of ugly and cute that's possibleI drew some real uglycute girls once upon a timeweird tits, bizarre proportions, freckles all over that sort of thingreal goofy lookinthe only thing I really ended up keeping from that whole period was big bushes
>>13213632I don't think fimcham is MLPG.
What if Dante Basco got these shirts made because he's an S4 voice? (Incoming Avatards!)What if he plays the bastard son of Sombra? What if he's NOT devillanized by the end of the episode? What if he crashes the beginning of the Equestria Games?What if it ushers in Lauren Faust's long-awaited "dark" season, ending with Twilight's succession of the late Princess Celestia?
>>13213844Rarara should stop hogging all the dicks
>>13213796Yeah, that sounds like what I was expecting from MLPG. Though chisterys answer makes more sense
>>13213856word
>>13213858Hah. Rufio pone.
>>13213856>weird tits, bizarre proportions, freckles all over that sort of thing>real goofy lookinExplains why you're an applefag
>>13213858>Dante Basco in S4What.
>>13213856So like extreme xenophilia?
>>13213858>All of that stuff that you wrote.>With your fingers.>That thing that came out of your brain right now and made them words.
>>13213723Good, she deserves sex.
>>13213882You're new to GG, I see
>This thread>>>/vp/13598066Does anyone else ship /vp/ and /mlp/ as board-tans? They're basically the same thing.
Morning pony faps are the best, they make me cum like a zebra
>>13213866Well that's where it comes from, though v2 has some Arduino control for maintaining a certain temperature in the reservoir (or at least that's what I got out of the instructions.)http://diybodyheatextractor.mckeemaker.com/
Should I fap to pony today?
>>13213921Only to your waifu.
>>13213723thatsthejoke.jpg
>>13213921You should fap to pony everyday.
>>13213856>big bushesKeep being the best, GG
>>13213921It's never a bad day to fap to ponies. Ejaculating regularly helps prevent prostate cancer.
>>13213882not reallyjust seeing how far I could stretch appearances before it became truly repugnant I guess
>>13213933I always fap to my pony waifu.Always.So don't worry.>>13213938>>13213947Okay.
>>13213928>>>/out/
>>13213953>lipstickYou like lipstick, don't you Weavy?
I got the Stoya Swallow fleshlight so I can pretend I'm getting sucked off by a pony, it's great. I tape the threads on the end cap so it creates a lot of suction
>>13213953Ruby's teenage years sure were awkward huh
tea love x fleetfoot hatesex when
>>13213977I want to suck Dash's sweaty toes
>>13213953...more?
>>13213975there's nothing wrong with big glossy lips
>>13213981> not glorious Flight or STU master raceGET OUT
>>13213996>not smell her sweaty smelly bike shorts
>>13214011>femsnails will never have big glossy lipsI guess she'll have to make do with her big nose, huh
>>13214014I wanted to get a Venus 2000, but they're like $1200
>>13214011Nothing wrong with feminine guys doing a strip tease, eitherhttp://i.imgur.com/u2yS230.png
>>13214011Those sort of lips are especially good on emasculated men.
>>13214033> Oh wow hey let's buy a $1200 suck-me-off machine instead of a Fleshlight oh wait no that's maybe too much moneyAnd yet you still went with the plebbest of all texture options.
>>13213888I'm just scared that Dante (and possibly Grey Deslisle) are voices for S4.
>>13214021>worst pone> worst fetish> worst movie> mfw
>"Oh, a letter?">To: My sweetest Muffin>"Oh gosh~!"So MLPG. What does the letter say?
>>13213953If a character is too perfect, it has that effect of supermodels with photoshop. A little bit of ugly/homely can give it personality. Too much ugly means the story is going to have to carry the arousal. And story and character personality are my biggest fetishes.
>>13213977
>>13214064ur a faget
>>13214064You're a very ugly pony
>>13214080Sex and the City was such a terrible show.
>>13214064whats te obsessesion with making derpy muffins
>>13214084After all these years, it's still funny to me. Fuck. Why? It has to be out of the blue but it shouldn't be this hilarious.
>>13214092just look at its target audience.
I must confess somethingI pronounced Lyra as "leer-uh" for so long before finding out the correct pronunciation that I still slip up and say it that way far more than I'd like toThere are few worse feelings than accidentally saying your waifu's name wrong
Horse pls come back to video game
>>13214047>implying it's just a striptease
>>13214112Ugly horse-faced women?
>>13214137Yep.
>>13214128>that feel
>>13214052I didn't know which one to get, speed bump looks nice
>>13214021why are bike shorts so perfect
>>13214128But it's pronounced like "lira," the coin. Lee-Ray. You're not too far off.
It's time to POST WAIFUS!
>>13214110it's the most unoriginal joke in this fandomso of course everyone has to repeat it
>>13214149Speed Bump or Wonder Wave are good beginner options. If you want to edge a lot, STU is pretty good. It's not just for premature ejaculators*.* Just loved by premature ejaculators. Like Hannah Montana!
>>13214163That horse is my 2nd favorite to masturbate to
>>13214128>>13214147Shame on you.You both don't deserve your waifu.Commit sudoku now so I can get one step closer to her.
>>13214163
>>13214155Because camel toe.
>>13214163My waifu is r63 GG.
>>13214163As cute as FS is in this game, Rarity shall forever remain my waifu.
>>13214157But that's wrong.
>>13214184no>>13214163
>>13214195
>>13214051>>13214047oh you guysnice try
>>13214182she is a pretty one, isn't she?
>>13214163K
>>13214155They're yoga pants for people who actually exercise.
>>13214092I thought that was A Fish Called Wanda
>>13214211LEE-RAH, FUCKSorry AnonSorry
>>13214163>lenore is claimed
>>13214228shut up chisteryno one caresi bet you're not even writing penpals are youARE YOU
>>13214222Is Lyra's vag minty so your dick tingles when you fuck her
>>13214224I need my fix, GGpls
>>13214223>>13214224Come one GG don't be like that baby.I'll make all those lewd fantasies cum true.
>>13214255I have to write an assignment for a graduate-level ethics seminar for my programShit sucks
>>13214232>>13214232ASS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
>>13214222You truly are an unstoppable force.
>>13214259>>13214265alright finename your specifics
>liking the musky smell of sweaty athletic girls
Shit, I'm stuck on the part where you have to talk to a bunch of people to find where Naoto-kun is ... I don't know who to talk to...
>>13214272Looks like you got your Thompsons tumbled.
>>13214282I want you.All of you.Under my dick.
>>13214285> NOT liking the musky smell of a healthy active young woman
>>13214282Okay umTom getting taken advantage of by a bunch of guys
>>13214288Ever thought about checking a walkthrough?
horse panties
>>13214288You need to go to WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT OVERRATED WEEABOO SHIT
>>13214265I'm not really interested in thatI'm not naming names but someone once offered to ERP ponies with me"I can be the Applejack to your Spike"I politely ran away
>>13214226she causes swelling in my pants
>>13214258Mewball will never know.
>>13214310pfft
>>13214309Overrated =/= badYou may not like it, but Persona 4 is still a good game.
>>13214303>smelly, musky, healthy active young woman, sitting on you
>>13214310HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>13214328... I miss college.
>>13214326I tried it for about 10 hours and it bored me to tears.
>>13214310sentenal plspls
>>13214328>after a workout
>>13214310I'm just joshing you. Are you saying they wanted to collab an erotic story with you, or you be you and the other guy be your fantasy?
>>13214310I'm sorry...
>>13214365Please, AnonYou're killing me here
>>13214365>and then mocking you for getting turned on
Who's your favorite princess?
>>13214393she makes me shoot like a geyser
>>13214406That one you posted.
>>13214406First princess.Best princess.Only princess.
>>13214398>she shifts her ass a bit to give you the slightest gasp of fresh air>she slams it back down and rubs it in your face like disgusting anon you are
>>13214412What does she do to make you do that?
>>13214422
>>13214378I shouldn't go telling tales out of schoolI'm sure they meant well, and in a way I'm flattered, I'm just not really interested in that kind of thing
>>13214426Whoa, whoa, we said sitting on, not face-sittingJesus, you people take this up a notch
WHAT IFyou have a favorite pony but you don't waifu her?
>>13214422>FirstHey, we don't technically know whether she's older than Luna or not.Unless you just mean first to appear on the show, then ok, I guess.
>>13214436Tortures me by edging me with magic for hours on end
>>13214463That's fine. I have a favorite pony but I don't waifu her.
>>13214464>we don't technically know whether she's older than Luna...They say she's older in the show's opening.In the first episode.
>>13214482
>>13214282Muschio
>>13214258>have mint shampoo>it's clear and a little viscous>been using it for weeks but never really thought about it>have the bright idea of using it as lube because unf unf lyra unf>great for the first minute>hey idiot remember how this felt on your scalp?>"invigorating" shampoo>suddenly OH FUCK IT FEELS LIKE ICE ALL OVER MY DICK>ABORTI am not a clever man
>>13214509that wasn't me anon
>>13214337..stories?
THEY'RE GONNA GRIND US UP INTO EQUESTRIA GIRLS
>>13214463I'm like that too
>>13214495Oh.Yeah, I'm an idiot. Thanks.
>>13214454It's like crack. You need to turn it up to get the same high. At first your like "oh god the idea of a pony having sex is too lewd for me" and before you know it, BAM, multi-genital hyper futa amazonian that lactates from her inverted nipples and has musky body odor that has pheromones that causes mindbreaking and transformation.
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>>13214511Just be glad it did not go down your urethra, it would have burned like a mutherfucker
>>13214475Does she call you a bad boy the entire time?
>>13214503>k-knock next time, will you?!
>>13214511That's Lyra magicing the cock on her human voodoo doll. It's really intense because she's wondering if you feel it
>>13214514GGpls
