We are a bastion of maturity and creativityOld, evil horse: >>13193937
Touch my wiener please.
I feel like making another gifWhat episode?
>>13197928Steven Magnet is lacking in content.
drawing in this style is much more fun
>>13197928Fleur de lis being slutty
>>13197960He's also lacking in time actually appearing in the freaking show
>>13197928http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT0cYJp2D44From 1:48 to 1:52You know the part when those two mares look at each other. The song is only great at the end when they slow down. The rest is meh
>>13197975I enjoy it.Only 25? Hmm...
>>13197963PINKIE NO!Or is he sad to see the customers casually eat his work?
>>13197975It's a cute and simple style
>>13197986The problem with Raise This Barn was that it felt like they went: "People want an AJ song. Let's jam one into this AJ episode". Apples to the Core feels much more natural.
>>13198008at least SB takes requests
>>13198021>mewball doesnt take requests0/10
THE ONE TIME WE NEED SCRUFFY AND HE ISN'T HERE
>>13198021Mewball does too
>>13197996Nah, your first impulse was pretty spot on.Except that she has two partners in crime now.
>>13198020Yeah but that one is more of a Apple Family song with Pinkie added there. Most of Raise this Barn is AJ.I don't think AJ will have her own song ever.
>>13198048Well, she probably just wanted to check up on them in a friendly visit.Maybe she does house calls?
>>13198021>sb taking requestsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHA
>>13198048>filenameTo make sure the babies don't get SIDS.
>>13198070He does, though
>>13198071I actually had a brother die of SIDSNo fun
>>13197875I was watching Blackadder the Third with a fren.
>>13198042Mewball's pones seem to suffer a lot from sameface.
Which characters would you use gene samples from to create the ultimate life form non sexually?
>>13198076I never see them. I'd ask but he'd just take a nap, then tell the thread later how he's feeling and that he didn't do anything all day.
>>13198089why are we talking about making ponies into Shadow the Hedghehog
>>13198071>Babies dead yet?>N-no we were just about->Cause by now the babies usually dead, plus you got Pinkie here so I figured dead babies would be pretty much a given>O-kay but the babies are fine see we just->Call me when the babies are dead!
>>13198089>non sexually?Well, that limits it do the males...
You know what I want? An AJ episode that's not her family or farm. Really when you hear AJ all you can think is Apples, Apple Farm and Apple Family. You can't think just of Applejack. I mean I understand that that's her biggest things but at this point the rest of the family is more interesting and entertaining than her.She really reached the point where she's more of a supporting character alongside the Apple family rather than the main character in her own episodes.They really need to do an episode where she does something on her own and isn't about the Farm or family.
>>13198086Anon, they're ponies. I have no idea what kind of facial diversity you're expecting here.
>>13197975I'd pay whatever she asks if it's the only way I'm gonna get it
>>13198120What if there's an episode about getting AJ to wash her smelly, smelly body?
>>13198126He might just be saying their expressions are kind of samey, but said it stupidly.
>>13198120Wasn't there a rodeo episode that was terrible?
>>13198066>>13198071That's reasonable.'Course, Redheart's got a social life, too. Maybe she's friends with Cup or Pinkie.
>checking the derpibooru DNP list>there is like maybe 4-5 decent artists in thereWhy so many shitty/mediocre artists dislike having their art posted on other sites?
>>13198120The race episode was not about farming
>>13198147That's exactly what I'm saying.I didn't think it would be that difficult to figure out.
>>13198120That'll be the episode she becomes an alicorn.
>>13198120Well, considering she's just a side character to Applebloom and Big Mac anyway, why should she get her own episode?
>>13198005I think it's kind of shitty
>>13198152I liked TLReven without [REDACTED]
>>13198157Is your mom still making fun of you for finding horse porn on your tablet?
>>13198169Well you should probably learn to express yourself better anon.
>>13198152the rodeo episode was great, but aj was barely in it compared to the other ponies
>>13198120What can she do though. Lets look at Stare Master as a model to follow. Something realistic, yet not exactly expected of her. She's been shown to be good at baking in the past. Perhaps we can build off of that.
>>13198157Or she has no one because her job as a nurse consumes her life.
>>13198158maybe they realize their art is shit and dont want it spreading too far
>>13198108Don't you mean Cell?
>>13198185If I could reach through my monitor and slap you I would.
>>13198082Still an attention whore. You stick around because you crave the attention. Pathetic. Now all you do is draw fetish because you're losing poeple. That and copy other poeple's art.
>>13198166Yeah but that was shared with Dash. And that's the only one. Okay there's LBYS too but that's all. So if you take her episodes, the Apple family episodes and the episodes she shares with another pony you have only 2 episodes that aren't like that. >>13198197Maybe a baking contest? She could be teamed up with Pinkie too.
>tfw jessy horse is dead
>>13198220If people could slap through electronics I get the feeling we'd all be dead. You sound angry anon, try watching some ponies, or posting some ponies, or doing something other than bitching.
You get to go to equestria but in order to do it you must eat your waifu/favorite pony. nobody would be the wiser, but she won't be there when you arrive or ever.Do you do it?
>>13198221I draw fetish cause it's fun.
>>13198233Didn't Applebuck Season imply she was some sort of awesome baker, and that's why Pinkie wanted her help? That character aspect went kinda nowhere.
>>13198086All his ponies look the same. Why would he bother trying learning anything out of his comfort zone if what he's doing is working for him.
>>13198257>those fucking wingsnnnnope
>>13198233The best episodes are ones where the spotlight is not all one one character, I'd rather have more of those.
>>13198252You're right, we would be all dead. I just might strangle you.
>>13198257>mlp will never be a mahou ponoe animeI'm legitimately sad
>>13198277She's baked a lot of apple treats loads of times
>>13198285I agree. Except for SfS. That's the exception. That episode is just great.
>>13198286What if I stuck my penis up to the monitor? Would you strangle it?
>>13198233Baking contest could be a good idea. Although it's just really fucking hard to break out of the applesapplesapples mindset when it's in her name! What if: She's going to visit family on her own in Appleoosa or whatever. She gets on the wrong train and ends up in Canterlot. She has to manage on her own there. She does odd jobs or something just like in Dodge Junction.
>>13198277She baked a few times. Or was shown cooking. But it was always just a few seconds so it's there but just not important.
>>13198203Oh, pshaw. I saw this one show this one time and nurses totally have free time for personal lives until an emergency comes in right when something romantic starts happening and they have to cover for someone else who didn't make it in.So Redheart's probably got a hobby or something. Maybe she likes reading.
>>13198300Which episode is that. Too many damn acronyms nowadays
>>13198318Even so, it doesn't play up that she's good at it. That one episode made it seem like she was fucking awesome at it, and after that, it's just something she can do
>>13198318That was her purpose in the wedding, catering the thing. I'd like to see it expanded on.
>>13198303I'd cut it off.Maybe you'd stop talking about it so much if you didn't have it anymore.
>>13198343Suited for success aka the best episode in the show with the best song in the show
>>13198341>nurse redheart joins shining armor and cadence for secret sessions of hyperspace hyperwars
>>13198197but that was a bad episode
>>13198362Don't want to stop bitching don't want to give me a handjob, you're pretty much the most useless anon here.
>>13198269I don't think I could fit celestia in my mouth
>>13198341Was this nurse, by any chance, be Dominican and have a black surgeon as a husband, who hangs out with a jew who gets yelled at by a ginger on a daily basis?
>>13198380Oh you poor baby.
>>13198233>Baking contest>Pinkie Pie and Applejack are the popular picks to win this year>But there's a new dark horse joining in to everyone's surprise: Twilight>"Twilight, you can bake?">"I've studied numerous books of the fundamentals of culinary theory.">"But can you bake?">"In theory...."
>>13198374I disagree that it's a bad episode. The point I was trying to make was that it took Fluttershy out of her comfort zone and managed to be a Fluttershy episode that isn't about:a) Animalsb) overcoming shyness
>>13198387>Not taking the Sun into your mouth
>>13198370>>13198383People really cosplay those edgy as fuck youtube videos?
Well I was going to try and write something tonight.But then stupidity happened and I realized it would be wasted on this crowd.
>>13198257The fuck kind of wings are those?
>>13198409but the episode was about fluttershy overcoming her shyness to deal with animals
>>13198400Why couldn't they just, I dunno, use a real chainsaw?
>>13198412You haven't seen the naked Derpy/Chrys yet have you
>>13198426B-but she doesn't know anything about animals...
>>13198312That could be fun but the only way they could do it is the classic "she sucks, no one likes her doing the farm way, she does it anyway and everyone goes OH DEAR SHE'S DOING IT THE RUSTIC WAY, WHAT A NOVELTY LET'S ALL DO IT" but the Canterlot Elite isn't that kind of classic rich guy sterotype.But we could set it in Manehatten instead.She plans to visit the Oranges. She forgets her money on the train instead and can't borrow from the Oranges since they're out of town. So she has to get a jub. At first she tries being all fancy again but she hates it and doesn't work at all and then we have the story from before.
>>13198396I don't know about you, but I'd love to eat Twilight's pie.
>>13198440Generally I like to avoid these types of things.
>>13198434Would you take a functional chainsaw to a cosplay contest?
>>13198447I think you can rent a chainsaw form Home Depot.
Parappa the Nappa
>>13198426I see it more about her being a babysitter.
i wish I was cloudchaser
I'm a total slave for donkey cocks!
>>13198468This is not pony, post it elsewhere
>>13198447Too cumbersome to hold for a photo?Also they don't need to buy a new one, they could probably find a free broken one on craigslist or something and paint any effects on it that they want.
>>13198397What is that weird pose the ponies do with their legs like that sometimesIt's weird
>>13198464>>13198481Then use a broken one.
>>13198478his art doesn't get a reaction elsewhereif you stopped replying, he'd leave
>>13198449That would be fun. What if she spent the whole episode trying to track down the Oranges while exploring the big city on her own?
>>13198484shouldn't she fall over?
>>13198490what a pathetic fucking loser, GG was spot on about him being a coward
>>13198471>you will never be cloudchaser>you will never get to tease rumble sexually
>>13198495Unless she was really leaning to the left she should. I never noticed that before.
>>13198483>>13198489I'd still get ticked off about it, also yeah, using a prop one could be lighter to pose on photos and stuff.I'm just paranoid about being around objects that could potentially kill you or harm you superbad
Goddammit, anytime I try to model pony eyes in 3ds max they look buggy like alien eyes, and any time I try to sculpt them by hand in zbrush it just looks like lumpy shit.
>>13198498The joke is that GG is exactly the same
>>13198396I liked that Rarity x Twilight cooking combo.Twilight's food is GOAT since in the end it's just chemistry but it looks like complete shit.So in comes Rarity making all the food look like a piece of art. Also they don't have anything to contradict over. They both are organized, tidy, neat, OCD unicorns. They cant have a conflict. They may be a boring combo comapred with oters like AJXPinkie, PinkieXRarity, PinkieXFluttershy, AJXRarity but honestly that's what makes me love it so much.Sometime simple, working happily togheter to overcome a big problem is better than having to overcome eachother's differences just to work together you know?Big external conflict is better than a big internal conflict that needs to be passed and have the external conflict almost nonexistent after they start working together.
>>13198518If Sweetie did this to surrogate for another couple, I don't think I could contain this boner
>>13197986Why can't I into small filesize?
>>13198528they say "takes one to know one"
GuysEarth ponies are basically pony shaped people.>no magic or wings>just hooves that magically grab things, can play stringed instruments>most common profession in their 19th/early 20th century tech society: farmer>other common professions: bureaucrat, business owner, salespony, artist, athlete, having lots of money>do most of the expansion and settling>the most racist>the most annoying>the dumbest dumbs
>>13198533Please stop spamming that image AppleDan
>>13198528GG isn't a coward though.
>>13198521I take it you're not a gun owner then.
>>13198533This is not pony, post it elsewhere
>>13198545But I'm not AppleDan.
>>13198544But they are magic. They still got those gay ass cutie marks and can grow things super good.
>>13198522most 3-d pony models seem like they're trying to be as uncanny valley as possible
>>13198544>Earth ponies are basically pony shaped people.welcome to 2010
>>13198556This is a guy who knows what he likes and isn't afraid to admit it. this guy is alpha as fuck.
>>13198559> pony must be pony ponyYou haven't been here long, have you?
>>13198528I don't understand your thought process
>>13198559personhorses are allowed
I really DID like the idea of /b/linker pony
>>13198440Those are cosplay deviantsThey get paid for that, so they are not particularly shocking
>>13198562We grow things super good too.Have you ever heard of a wizard being able to grow things other than mushrooms and nightshade?
>>13198559Pony, you say?Remember, you asked for this.
>>13198559Stop being so butthurt Ross
>>13198573And the brony who wears a pony shirt is a spaghetti filled fuck who still lives with his parents.Japan:1 Atheists:0
>>13198588don't forget wolfsbane
>>13198580those are bad personhorses
>>13198587I've never had a wig turn my stomach before, but here we are.
>>13198607>wigThat's her hair
>>13198587Does he hair go full blond when she powers up?
>>13198597tongue in cheek commentary is only funny when you're not part of the grim reality
>>13198531So more episodes like Show Stoppers?
>>13198617That's a wig. She's wearing it over what seems to be natural black hair.
>>13198626LET ME LIVE IN MY DELUSION!
"Wanderlust", the very first Wonder Over Yonder doujin was released yesterday.It was Yaoi
>>13198147i agreei kind of only draw ponies for fun when i don't want to do serious stuff. But perhaps i'll look up some animation things and maybe change it up instead of taking requests one day or somethingAnyway, IT Crowd stram is going to be at ~11 pm PST, for those who care
>>13198637That Flutters looks as constipated as this one
>>13198531>All of the mane 6 in a baking contest>Twilight is professional, meticulouse and has everything out like clock work>But she follows the recipes to the letter and is unable to make necessary adjustments or stand out>Rarity has a discriminating eye and nimble magic work to make some of the most elegant and elaborate pastries>All one of them. In three hours. >Pinkie's treats are to die for>Literally. A judge took one bite and was rushed to the hospital due to rapid onset diabetes. >Applejack's apple turnovers have no equal>But all her treats are just variations on apples, which is monotonous and boring>Dash doesnt bake. Too girly>Fluttershy is scared to use an oven.
http://rt.com/news/atheists-more-intelligent-religious-433/How euphoric is twilight?
I'm not hype for season 4Is that bad?
>>13198587I'm still surprised we don't have a porn parody
How old was Fluttershy when she had her first abortion?
>>13198551>GG isn't a coward though
>>13198660Would you live in ponyville if pony was this size?
>>13198666What is this autism?
>>13198674Yes. Consult a doctor.
>>13198644i'm actually curious, that's significantly faster than MLP got a doujin, has mlp increased the nips acceptance of western cartoons?
>>1319869517.It was a bad scene.
>>13198670Someone draw Twilight with an ahegao face laying in a pile of fedoras.STAT!
>>13198702It's the acronyms for the episodes in episode order
>>13198695She's only had oneYou might be thinking of Rarity
>>13198707There's been quite a bit of hype, and it was announced in some detail at D23. Japanese artists are fucking crazy about Disney sometimes.
>>13198652anon is full of bullshitWhenever you draw good ponies like bonbon your sameface syndrome melts awayBut you draw pretty much everyone else like you draw lyra. Maybe you need to get in touch with their personalities more.
>>13198697got some facts to back that up or are you just going on a gut feeling
>>13198700That just makes them cuter. and tighter.
>>13198697ross doesn't wear a name because he's a coward and knows that everyone will filter him straight away. GG wears his name. He's not a fucking coward.
>>13198637Is she chewing something?
>>13198571Well here's a few shots.I've posted this same model plenty of times, I keep trying to work on it a bit at a time but these eyes are by far the most difficult to pull off so I keep losing interest again and again. Almost every attempt I've tried has ended up looking something like this.That patch on the ass is just where the cutiemark would be.
>>13198717Yeah, lets not.
>>13198719Oh, how many has Rarity had?
>>13198652Don't listen to MLPG they give good advice but in a bad way
>>13198652>Stram is getting earlierYUS, MORE SLEEP TONIGHT
>>13198723This is one of his drawings where I like his expressions.
>>13198743Let's just say stem cells would be hard to research if not for Rarityshe's a hero sort of
>>13198738if you don't mess up the face, it should be fine
Sweetie Spike is both adorable and canon.Post all the sweetie spike you got
>>13198757I like smug lyra
>>13198738Those eyes stare into my soul
>>13198748The way AJ is protecting Applebloom makes it seem like she's the kinda homophobe who thinks all homosexuals are child molestors
What a load of horse shit
>>13198748I love butts
>>13198771Just like a true American!
>>13198768>spike's silver trophy.gif
>>13198748Sleepless in Ponyville was the best episode of Season 3.
>>13198635Not the best example but yeah.Look take TLR as an example. The other five go looking for AJ. When they find her they use Pinkie's strength to make AJ retrun.Look the main problem with these shows is that when you need an episode focusing on two character the easiest way to make it is put two characters that don't fit together and make them overcome a challenge. Now the thing is that in this situation everyone focuses on the conflict between the two characters instead on the external challenge. So the writer focuses only on that. Add in the time limit and we always get 90% of the episode is them arguing and then working together, in the end trivializing the big problem they had to overcome by resolving it in a minute.This isn't bad on itself but because it's more easy to write it's overused.It's harder to write a story where the characters are best buddies from the start and all the focus is them working together to overcome the big challenge that gets harder and harder.
>>13198784But Anon, that's "a true Russian."
>>13198768>Duplicate File EntryFuck, hang on>Duplicate File EntryGoddammit
>>13198757Too bad the concept makes no sense without proper context>Some short guy walks up to two ponies and just picks one of them up>She acts like a tsundere stereotype
tfw everything i say has gone through 7-8 mental filters and is only a watered down tasteless version of what i wanted to say
>>13198791How dare you, Sweetie is more than just second place! She is the true prize.
>>13198723yes>>13198745i agree, but i know I typically do similar expressions because it's never something i really tried to change much. Although part of it is because i tend to draw similar situations, it couldn't hurt to try and add a little more variety in there.>>13198804its supposed to be implied she hurt her leg by the bandage there
>>13198769I like that Bonbon.
>unlock supply closet downstairs>find Pinkie Pie tied up and naked>she's still alive, but judging by the look in her eyes, someone drugged herWhat do?
>Your dreams have come true and you live with pony>Everything is going great>But......you never really noticed how HUGE their eyes are. They're nearly as big as your head.>You can HEAR her blink>Sitting with her, snuggling>BLINK. BLINK BLINK.>Eating at the table>BLINK. BLINK.
>>13198790I saw their booth at Anime ExpoDem some qts
>>13198804>hello I'm blind
>>13198757>that hand placementI unf everytime
>>13198813I gotta admit, the cracky voice is cute.But she'll grow out of that, and have no redeeming qualities.
>>13198820I want you to draw a breakup.Stretch your potential.
>>13198812I don't know that feelEverything I say has gone through 7-8 mental filters and is an improved version of what I wanted to say
>>13198810>dat loop-de-hoopApplebloom was getting it in.>dat shipnice try
>>13198820The way you shade makes it impossible to tell if it's actually a bandagePls revamp shading technique
>>13198836He's feeling her ponut
>>13198837>no redeeming qualitiesOther than being a musical sensation, you mean.
>>13198757>Remove hand.>Have to support her weight using crotch instead.I'm onto you, Bonbon.
>>13198829nothing a good skullfucking won't handle
>>13198724Hey, did we use facts to hate on the other tripfags?
>>13198825Untie her, figure out where the closest doctor is.Be sure to ask some friends along in case this doctor was in fact the one to drug her.
>>13198837>she'llI've got some bad news for ya
>>13198837Just like what happened with Dash?
>>13198825Wonder how I got a basement? Seriously, how did someone just add a floor to my house?
>>13198850I guess if you like that kinda thing.
>>13198851don't deny her this anon
>>13198801>Implying filthy ruskies are American.
>>13198798The only character pairs that would work like that is Rarity with Twilight and AJ with Fluttershy and in the second case only if it's related to farm animals.
>>13198856was it less retarded then?i don't quite recall
>>13198829>BLINK BLINK>"But I'm the niiiiight">it sounds like squelching>jesus fuck>BLINK
>>13198888> implying filthie Ruskies haven't predicated their "anti-pedofil" legislation on the belief that gays are all child predators
>>13198825Untie her after snuggling her a little first
>>13198856Facts?No, not really.
>>13198901I used to be able to hear my eyelids close.Thank god for progressive hearing loss.
>>13198825Touch her lewdly before she sobers upthen get her help
>>13198825Untie her and take her to the hospital.
>>13198889>AJ with FluttershyThose two still have fucking nothing together except for off screen time in Dragonshy
So has anyone tried this?
beloved tomboyish pony daughter
>>13198864Good point.Also, this is why I don't pay for a 4chan pass.
>>13198825Release her, take her home, and make her eat an entire bowl of eggs.
>>13198873i hated this part. and pretty much every part with Scootaloo in it. Nigga fuck Scootaloo
>>13198930And that 2 minutes with the beaver
>>13198935>tfw you will never steal Dash's panties from the hamper
>>13198935daughter you say
>>13198955>implying she doesn't wear boxers
>>13198950What did you just say about Best Character?
>>13198829>Pony keeps rubbing her eye near you>"Are you ok?">"Yeah, but I think I got something in my eye and its driving me crazy!">"Ok, le tme see.">She forces her eye open for you to insepct>"You see anything?">"Y-yeah.">"Could you get it for me please?">You gently brush a shoe out of her eye
>>13198935And now it's playing in my head
Has anyone seen the FIM from other countries?How are their dubs?
>>13198901Jesus christ. get out my face, Sauron. This crap is what i think about everytime i see a Mewball drawing. No offense, Mewball
why doesn't pinkie pie have any real friends
>>13198980Jap dub is popular
>>13198985If it weren't for the EoH, Pinkie would be a NEET.
>>13198955You reminded me of this time when I was namefagging.
>>13198985She's just on good terms with a lot of people.
>>13198889Yes I know. I kinda have hope that we'll get one of those combos in S4 since Larson isn't on the writing team.Don't get me wrong I love Larson but he himself says that he sees the show more like a sitcom than anything else so getting him to write that kind of episode is impossible. Since he's off, other writers will get more episodes, which means there's a bigger chance versus the guaranteed 0% chance with Larson.
>>13198985She's a sociopath
>>13198990i kno riteCentaurs are bette
>>13198980russian fluttershy is cutehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSR8JadZx54Japponies are fun though
>>13199003Sweet griefI want to nuzzle that RIGHT NOW
>>13198985Any real friends she makes she ends up mutilating in her basement to make a dress out of their cutie marks!
>>13198981>This crap is what I think about every time I see a pony
>>13198973Nigga fuck Scootaloo
>>13199003>people don't constantly imagine panties after a long soccer matchI don't want to live their hells
>>13198999She works for room and board in Sugarcube.
>>13198990I think it's tiiiime
>>13198930Does anyone have the larger version of the Pinkie and Twilight one? I remember it being a part of a set and they were the leftovers but I don't remember who drew it and stuff.
>>13199011satyrs a shitcentaurs a super shit
>>13198796So moe, gunna, die....
P-PLEASEIT'S BEEN ALMOST A MONTH
>>13199040...What happens when a satyr fucks a satyr?
You can go to EquestriaBut you can never walk again
>>13199064Pure pony, pure human or another satyr
>>1319906475% chance of satyr baby12.5% chance of human baby12.5% chance of pony baby
>>13199040I've seen that satyr through around a lot. If Anon is the father, which pony is the mother?
>>13199064... I'm guessing a Satyr?Unless they're infertal.
>>13199065find Hodor ponyProfit
>>13199075Just what kinds of research has Twilight done on her husband to write that book?
http://www.livestream.com/jjartchannelHoly shit he's the most nasal spastic dipshit I've seen in ages.
>>1319906425% chance of human, 25% chance pony, 50% chance satyr.
>Satyrs See you later MLPG
>>13199065Does that mean I can be the Flash AND be in Equestria?
>>13199084The one on the left is pogo, the son of anon and pinkie
>>13199065so are my legs useless, or is it a magic curse that means i have to run everywhere or crab walk instead of walking.its very important, i need legs for my job.
>>13199064Could be a satyr, pony, or human, but it doesn't matter here because Pogo is queerer than Steven Magnet fucking Hoity Toity.
Human should not breed with xeno
>>13199059I read this shit yesterdayuuuuuunnnfffffffff
>>13199092wouldn't that be like... any pony, since you know... they're ponies... and you just ride em?
>>13199114What about the one on the right?
>>13199119No, Rarity's child is the gay onePogo is whatever the artist/writer wants
>>13199081> babs realizes her budding sexuality during this blank-flank bump> It quickly devolves into heavy spanking, well before she's equipped to ask someone else to do it for her> Manages to wrangle a machine out of the CMC for "training," with never-ending spanking gloves on a wheel> It always seems to have a musky ... puddle right in front of it
>>13199119How does a child know their sexuality?Or what that even is?
>>13199084You don't mean this one do you. I'd assume not.
>Twilight makes 6 friends in a day>you make 0 friends in 3 yearssuicide seems like a better and better option every day that passes
>>13199127>implyingI already talked with TwilightMagic treatment nigga.Now instead of not being capable of having children with ponies I can have baby ponies. If I want.
>>13199116They are non functionalIf you try to get someone to magic them better they fall off.You're new job is a door mat
>>13199139That would be "Hope" the one who started it allShe's lyra's.
>>13199127this reminds me of a book i read called "All Tomorrows"
>>13199141Garrett is alternately hot for Rarity and Cinnamon Cider.He just likes to crossdress.
>>13199147I do. I've never seen a color picture of her before.
>>13199062I love that font GG uses for Rarity, helps me read it in her voice and looks nice besides
>>13199139Take a guess.
>>13199132I FUCKING KNOW>“Make it happen, Rarity,” Applejack growled, tensing harder than she had all day. She cupped her hands behind Rarity’s head, mindful of her hair. “Agh! Suck it outta me!”
>>13199146Characters can be labelled throughout their entire livelihoods. It's known by the collaborators he'll come out as gay as a young adult.He's not gonna be pounding pert pony plot pussy unless under extreme duress.
>>13199156can i get magic wings in equestria? or prosthesis?
>>13199162Oh yeah, but he spaghettii's right the hell out around cinnamon
>>13199150Where's celestia when you need her?
>>13199167How pathetic is it that I want this more then anything?Not even sexual. Just nice cute pony laying on top of me, ready for sleep
>>13199180She's just 9mm away.
>fuck your pone waifu>nine months later>anthro abomination straight out of kingcheetah art>fuck everything>give up on life>name it lightning eridan von wolfrun sergal III>raise it to spike and dye its hair>buy it nothing but capes, fedoras, and pirate costumes>give it a giant sword for its coming of age birthday>kill self
>>13199180Waiting for the day she can claim your heart.
>>13199176Trying to add or remove any limbs will result in permanent diarrhea
>>13199174extreme duress is a confusing time in a young man's life.
>>13199150FiM is a TV show, anonJust find people with common interests and lower your standards a tad. That's what I do; I'm not sure what else I ought to say.
>>13199187Well, not really at all. It would be...nice. And cozy.
>>13199203I didn't know gunplay was often used during "the awkward years."
Would everypony you rescue become a playable character?
>>13199199>Lightning Eridan von Wolfrun Sergal IIIThat's a pretty good name.
>>13199209>editing out the lower right panelTwilight Sparkle has needs and you are not fulfilling them.
>>13199200But my heart belongs to another..
>>13199216>No art of Daring Doo stapling her hat onto her head in frustration.
I'd have friends, but I'm just too lazy to make a tulpa
>>13199225Pony is not for sexual
Will there ever be a male alicorn?
>>13199199don't forget writing a memoir>how to give up on lifebefore killing yourself
>>13199236Saying things like that is exactly why Twilight Sparkle will never cuddle with you.
>>13199225It feels kinda out of place compared to the others
>>13199236But they're so good at it...
>>13199220What if you had a hybrid abomination daughter and named her sonicWhat if she lived up to the name
>>13199230>Daring Doo throws down her hat in frustration>It bounces right back onto her head
>>13199239alternatively, keep a diary throughout the entire ordeal, and they'll make a book out of it once they find it
>>13199236And you're so very certain you know and own a fictional woman's sexuality you deny its existence.Fucking wonderful.
>>13199250Not really, it fits in perfectly.
>>13199169>where it was leading with rara and dashmyboneristhebonerthatwillpiercetheheavens.jpg
>>13199236I have many pictures of ponies saying the opposite. But it's mostly applebloom and rumble.
>>13199248Twilight sparkle is a shitty pony anyways.
>>13199257I'll wonder how an eggshaped humanoid got in Eqeustria
>>13199257having speed as her game?
>>13199257Try to pop out another hybrid abomination daughter and name her Tails.
>>13198763>>13198764>>13198770Made a quick texture for the eyes.
>>13199248>Pony makes you sex just to cuddleIs this what it feel like to be a women?
>>13199263All the others are about them being equal, and the last one is all "pet me like a kitty you bitch!"
>>13199279Do some centaurs now.Start 2 fads for the sake of 1.
Would you ever date another MLP fan?How about a /mlp/ user?
>>13199288Why do the eyes pop out of the head so much
>>13199288Looks a little mousy
>>13199263Must like his penis
>>13199260>implying she wouldn't join in
>>13199213so that's what you meant? i thought you meant general duress
>>13198670Don't you think it's kind of unreasonable to draw Twilight out as an atheist, considering equestria lives under a demigod ruler-ship in the first place, and the events at the end of Feeling Pinky Keen?
>>13199262>and you're so very certain that you're not a furfag that you do not want to engage in sex acts with a member of another species
>>13199292and this is a bad thing?
>sunset satan will never impale you on her gigantic cock
>>13199292>about them being equalactually all of them are about having a loving physical relationship
>>13199259I'd still like to see this done as Daring Doo.Not even animated, just the frowny face.
>>13199279Where are our half-gryphons and Zumans?
>>13199288Maybe the ears should be farther forward on the head? The muzzle might be a bit small too.
>>13199300Maybe. Depends on how autistic she is.
>>13199279What if oppai loli sweetie belle satyr
>>13199325Fuck, I'm literally crying now. Thanks a lot, jerk.
http://sweetraritea.tumblr.com/post/59456300333/we-do-the-weird-stuffdamn, she really enjoys the attention
>>13199294I like centaurs more but when you stop to think about them, they're really creepyThey have anywher from 6 to 8 limnbs. If they stood on their hind legs, they'd be freakishly tall
>>13199311Extreme duress means, say, under pain of death.General duress is teen-ager "LIFE ISAHAAARD"That's why I said extreme.
>>13199324It feels weird and out of place with the othersIt's a fine image but it's better on its' own
>>13199300if i found out the only girl i actually want to date was one, i wouldn't mind
>>13199279Draw Lyra showing Hope the video of her birth.
>>13199315But she wants to, you're both over the age of consent, and celestia and the emprah both say it's alright
>>13199279marker satyr kid when
>>13199360But who fucked Marker
>>13199344Think she likes sexual attention?
>>13199313Well the FPK is more interpretative than that. Also I don't know if the notion of religion really exist there. Or has the same definition like ours.I mean Greek mythology would fit. It would be possible in Equestria and Twilight wouldn't dismiss it. But things like Christianity and Islam? I doubt Twilight would believe those.
>>13199360Never considering Marker is a virgin.
>>13199360Marker is too young for kidsgloomy satyr when?
>>13199366/mlpg/ ran a train on Marker Pony.
>>13199315>nd you're so very certain that you're not a furfagman the furfaggotry is strong with this one
>>13199366We all didNo one knows who's the father
>>13199300>implying standardsI don't see why not. I have IRL friends who watch the show, too: it's probably not that big of a difference.
>>13199315If I had the option of sticking with my own species, I probably would.Stuck on another planet or reality for months to years? Everyone has their limits.
>>13199345yea, and think about where their penises would be. It means 2 in a weird situation. Not to mention 2 hearts and other things
>>13199343"He thinks he can take me, how cute"
>>13199384>On a very special episode of Springer...
>>13199375Gloomy is a very pretty pony. Top tier for cuddles.
>>13199301>>13199304>>13199336Thanks, I'll keep it in mind for tomorrow.I haven't slept in two days so I'm off to bed for now.Also I tried just putting just eye decals on the head and it just seemed way off somehow. I'll try to make them less buggy though.
>>13199400her transformation sequence was pretty cool though.
>>13199380>>13199384>On a very special episode of MLPG>A hundred anons all line up for a paternity test
>>13199414she is pure maiden
>>13199313>demigod ruler-shipBut they don't
Ponies actually ascend to godhood when they get their cutie marks, becoming masters of their domain backed by passive or active magical abilities.Although a farmer can grow and harvest grain, he can never do it as well or in the same adverse conditions as the goddess of the fields.
>>13199393So. Masturbation, or incest?
pink ponies should only have sex with other pink ponies so as to preserve breed purity
>>13199418just punch the name into fimfiction's search bar you lazy twat
>>13199414Well there was that one time when she and /b/read fooled around.But that was kinda rape...And it doesn't count if they are both mares.
>>13199421I'm here for the gangbang
>>13199407>going to sleepNight
>>13199393>>13199439That wouldn't create a satyr anyway.
>>13199356Well, if you put it that way I might fuck twilight
>>13199429By most mythologies' standards Celestia and Luna are gods
>>13199439Masturbation.Nulls any pregnancy.They still argue over who made who cum first.Ends in slap fight.
>>13199421>there's no audience>the stands are filled with anons, tripfags, drawfriends, and shitposters
>>13199452Why is Celestia so strung?
>>13199446>Lauren Faust made a plushie of that crotchboobs OC>she's selling it used
>>13199446>Lauren will never sell Milky Way & The Galaxy Girls tv show
>>13199470>Ends in Boop Fight
>>13199464Also the pony race, the zebra race, the buffalo race, the griffon race, the diamond dog race, the minotaur race, the plants, the other animals, the rocks, and the entirety of Equestria Girls.
Why aren't you free, MLPG?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bek1y2uiQGA
>>13199457Anything's possible with a little magic.>>13199490>
>>13199464And so are you.
>>13199482>Buy it.>Get it home.>Open box.>Grab doll.SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>13199343>tfw no qt3.14 8 ft tall demon gf
>>13199427>maidenhttp://i.imgur.com/n9E7PLq.gifDoesn't look like something a pure maiden would do
>>13199507That's gloomy.Pink is too desaturated to be marker.
>>13199446I'm going to cum on it.
I really dont see why Luna and Celestia aren't demigodsThey've lived for thousands of years. They raise the sun and the moon.
Sometimes I have to remind myself that there are only two genders in the human species.Fuck you Tumblr.
>>13199446>Before there was My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, there were Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls!C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
>>13199507>tfw i'm starting to stop giving a fuck about Jailbait
>>13199507I like to imagine Marker as someone who looks down upon vanilla sex
>>13199530Her book no longer means shit
>>13199523Ponies live at least hundreds of years and raise the sun and moon, too, before Celestia and Luna even.
>>13199452>Celestia giving Mac the crazy eye.>Nobody else sees it but him.
>>13199523Because they weren't born from supreme beings that transcend pony
>>13199420she's also kinda hot in demon form.
>>13199523They also have qualities that neither Twilight nor Cadence have.
>>13199544so celestia and luna weren't gods until s3 when they suddenly became gods?
I did itI deleted my pony porn folderI swear I won't recreate it this time
>>13199523>they raise the sun and moonRainbow Dash controls the weather.Don't mean she's a god.
>Faust reveals in her book that the Christian God is god in Equestria
IF CELESTIA ISN'T A GOD HOW COME SHE LETS ME WORSHIP HER ASS HUH
>>13199545Yeah but there were needed more unicorns for that. Luna and Celestia can do it on their own. Also they haven't aged at all in over 1000 years.Remember that Cristal Empire flashback. They looked then like the look now.
>>13199576No, cause shes bad at it
>>13199534>Baww my artists are defyling muh OC's!Just for that I am paying him to make one of some of the object ponies.Because I can.
>>13199576>implyingShe'll be the next alicorn.
>>13199579Oy veyBetter get everyone a hat
>>13199575What the fuck did you do that for
>>13199579Well, they have said Jeez on the show...
>>13199574It's all up in the air at this point.All we know is they are very powerful and long lived
>>13199062I never realized until now that the color chosen here for the bg is the same as the "post highlighted" color.
gee snails how come your mom lets you have a futa cock
>>13199617Some dipshit convinced himself he has a porn addiction.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiUI blame this jackass for conflating those with addiction-prone personalities who get really into porn with any man who dares use INTERNET PORN, because INTERNET porn is surely some sort of plutonium.
>>13199606It's not about marker pony, I don't care about that. It's just the huge fuss around him and his own attitude.
>>13199505>8 ft tall demon gf>Not 16 foot tall cyclops gf
>>13199544>What Lauren Faust says doesn't matter>unlike this fanfiction I wrote!
>>13199576There's a difference between that. A HUGE DIFFERENCEAlso in most mythologies gods in the end they were just humans with huge powers. So when talking about ponies we compare Celestia and Luna to the average pony.And compared to the average pony Celestia and Luna are still gods by old standards.
>>13199649Actually, I just wanted to fap to normal women so I could be attracted to things with two legs again.
>>13199606http://i.imgur.com/T3cfxN3.jpgWay ahead of you, bro.100 bucks well spent. Expecting to get a series out of all the object ponies.
>>13199669So you deleted your PONY porn folder.Alright, that's probably more on the even.
>>13199683>100 dollars>on thatYou're either really dedicated or really stupid.
>>13199575I'm planning to join the military soon and I'm not even going to delete my pony before I go. I was just going to put it into a password protected zip file along with anything else important, upload it to dropbox, email it to myself if it's small enough, and save it to a flash drive then wipe my hard drives and sell my hardware. That way when I reach a point down the road where I have enough privacy to openly pony I'll build a new PC and download everything again and continue where I left off. Until then I'll likely only be able to check pony websites and post here occasionally when I'm not around anyone.
>>13199683YOU SWINENo not really do what you want with your money, but I feel there's better things to spend it on
>>13199669Haha wow, what a fag
>>13199692>Someone spent 500 bucks to put an ad up linking to the sub.
>>13199689>I deleted my pony porn folderWhat fuckin part of this is ambiguousDoes it say "octopuses raping japanese women porn folder" or "reverse sergal vore porn folder" jesus fuck no it does not
>>13199654to each his own.>you will never be taken deep into the ninth circle of hell by sunset satan and be raped with her huge futacock
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>13199683chapped lip anus
>>13199660This has nothing to do with fanfiction.Literally all we canon know about Alicorns is that they live a long time, are really powerful, considered royalty and don't necessarily start out as Alicorns. All that is from the show.Now that Lauren has no say over the show, anything can go on top of that.
>>13199695>Join the military>You accidentally let slip you like pony on the first day>It's worse then if you had said you were just gay
>>13199660He's right tough. Faust means to the show as much as any fanfiction. And even so the show Bible couldn't be considered canon since of course a lot of modifications were made for the show by the other writers and she herself.
>>13199727>Not noticing the feet.
>>13199662So in other words it's a meaningless label and it doesn't matter whether they're "gods" or not.
>>13199726Because in the series finale she'll sacrifice her princess powers to save her friends.
>>13199712Everything is 'pony' here.We make everything 'pony' for the purpose of discussion here.
>>13199731When Lauren stopped having a say on the show, it got worse
>>13199734Enjoy dropping out.
>>13199748You'll get no argument from me there.
>>13199733I'm too careful to do that thankfully.
>>13199735> implying pony has something even vaguely like a Christian godSilly writersJESUS is the answer
>>13199744That doesn't extend into making all of your porn pony porn does it?
>>13199734Just remember nothing your DI's say or do should be taken personally. The first few weeks are going to suck and you will want to quit, but you get used to it after a while.also will you be going to Paris Island or San Diego?
>>13199752What makes you think that will happen?
>>13199761That ... well.That happens by degrees here.
>>13199669protip: only fap to women over thirty-five. it makes you feel better as a person.
In case some of you didn't see it last night.It's a pony playing a Tuvan/Mongolian flute called a Murgu.You can hear what it sounds like here. http://www.alashensemble.com/instruments_murgu.htm
>>13199748DisagreeProof: S2She was barely involved with most of S2 She doesn't even know what happens in half of itS2>S1So when she was less involved the show was better for meThus I disagree with youReplace Lauren with Rob in your statement and I'll agree 100%
I like finding unfinished wips in my old folders.
>>13198538Add more lossy?
Hey Dooks, have some mexican cosplayers
>>13199787I think we can all agree losing both Lauren AND Rob has done this show no favors
>>13199789Finish them then you faggot
Just finished the new comic. Thought it was great, and really liked the background antics
>>13199669>not being attracted to both in equal measures
>>13199815They're not mine, Anon.
>>13199765Thanks, I like to think of myself as having a thick skin so it shouldn't be an issue for me.Paris Island.
>>13199817Is there a date for Issue #11?
Remember when they said DJpon3 in that commercial?
>>13199818He's a pleb who can't even just ... you know, opening his other folders for porn and moderating his exposure to pony porn to minimal levels.
>>13199846End of next month. Sep. 25, I think.
>>13199810NopeFuck LaurenAs a creator she's golden but that's all.Some of her ideas for the show are horrible and I'm glad she left before she implemented them.>Make Dash even more irresponsible>Make Sweetie and Rarity have a more distant relationship>Rainbow Dash would be a shit sister
>>13199789As do I!
>>13199043Are you still here? Is this what you are referring too?http://frostbackcat.deviantart.com/art/Fanship-is-Magic-lol-202117621
>>13199867she didn't even want scootaloo and sweetie at first
>>13199861Why is his cigar his cutie mark?
>>13199807>purple hands on rarity
>>13199752>washing out of the MarinesPlease. It's 2013, not 1943.
>>13199852>Not giving up on pony porn forever so when someone asks you if you fap to ponies you can say "no" without feeling great shame
>>13199849That's because that is her name, Scratch is just her brony given title from idiots who don't look into this stuff before calling her something else. Any instance that has/might occur where she is called Scratch canonically will be 100% ignored and denied by me as it is nothing but the result of brony fanon pandering.
>>13199879>she didn't even want scootalooNeither did her parents.
>>13199867Most of that was just speculation from fan questions
>>13199877Well, remember when Rainbow Dash hated reading?
>>13199867I would actually like to see those in action before judging them. Some of the episodes in season 2 and 3 are just horrible.
>>13199838>Paris Island.hump waiver
>>13199849They also said brony.
>>13199879No that's wrong.She didn't plan them. Hasbro asked for them and she said okay.Again as a creator pure gold.
>>13199899Even if they say her name as Vinyl Scratch on the show?
>>13199905NopeThe first two are things she said on /mlp/The third one was a question answered during S1
>On a dating website (yeah I know shut up)>See a girl that seems nice>Considering messaging her>But her profile name is DJpon3Should I?
>>13199908Yeah. and then she broke her wing and read Daring Doo in the hospital.
>>13199917That word is too mainstream
>>13199878Oh! Thanks so much Q.
>>13199938Do it.Show her your virility by cumming on as many of your pony toys as possible.
>>13199940I used to remember when that was just our word....
>>13199912I know what a hump is as far as the USMC is concerned but what do you mean by a hump waiver?
>>13199938Sounds like a trap. Message her anyway.
>>13199910>make Dash a even bigger cunt>No Sister hooves Social, no Rarity and Sweetie in Sleepless >No Dash and Scoot in Sleepless
>>13199940You invented that word.HIPSTERS!MLPG IS ALL HIPSTERS!
>>13199898> not just saying "no"> and finishing "... lately" in your mindAbject shame over the weird cartoon things you fap to is pretty weak teaWhat, are the kids in Home Room gonna make fun of you for being into Washu?
>>13199902Why is DT peeved while SS is laughing?
>>13199984I have issues
>>13199993I have tissues.
>>13199961But Dash is such a nice pony
>>13200006Nice at being terrible
>>13200002I'm going to masturbate into your tissues and then make a pony sculpture out of them
>>13199785>people actually interested in farty grandmas
>>13199958its a joke because there are no hills in Paris Island, where there are only hills in Pendleton where west coast recruits do their field training
>>13200006Exactly especially in the second half of S2ANd she's MVP in S3. And fucking great overall in S3.And Lauren, who doesn't even have any idea what happened in most of S2 and nothing that happened in S3 said that she would have made her more irresponsible if it was after her
>>13200036>people actually interested in fat ugly dumb purple nerds
>>13199832i remember this one such a ghost of a hostis there moar?
>>13200053Oh by the way grannies will get massive buffs in the cookie game.Also for those that haven't refreshed in a while. Golden cookies have been made better and were fixed.
How do I know if a pony is the one?
>>13200073She's been drawn a few more times.
>>13200085I wish I had 5 pounds of kettle corn.
So help me god this is the hottest thing I've seen in ages.http://i.imgur.com/mnBGwvI.png
>>13200093I have 5 pounds of twizzlers, and another 5 pounds of mini heath bars.
>>13200041I don't know, those statements sound like her original plans but everyone moves around their idea of how the characters should act over time especially with input from other writers. If you leave the environment the ideas of how a character should act stops being influenced. How she initially thought of the characters could be different after watching episodes that followed logical steps toward a different behavior.
>>13200041I would blame Merriweather for starting the cunt trend on Dash, though.
>>13200098.....did they just leave an unfinished popsicle on the nightstand?
>>13200092I want to fuck that pony
>>13200098>that stainAlso, that's already a SexyFur comic.
>>13200106Halloween come early for you?
>>13200116I kinda disagree. She was always a cunt from the start.Hell after MMDW, which was the point where she reached maximum cuntness, she got better and betterShe actually learned her lesson.
>>13200119I think it's a corndog.
>>13199695Sometimes I wish I had been smart enough to do something like that.SERE, should I ever get to it, is going to be a nightmare of things they pull up. I'll manage, I guess. Glad you were smart enough to think ahead though.
>>13200098>dick in mouthunf
What kind of person is your favorite pony?
>>13200116The drama over MMDW seems so insignificant now.
>>13200150My favorite pony is a pony, not a person.
>>13200098>He thinks that's hot. //derpy.me/opy52 please.
>>13200104Look at that longing, the half-lidded lust. She's thought about this all day, sitting through a wonderful time at the adventure theme park, making designs on how to even sleep next to him.Lo, in the middle of the night his manhood is achingly warm and taut against her belly. Shifting down, down, she finally gets what she wants, lolling gently on her tongue so as to avoid the shame.But the shame and excitment are producing such frission, she's shaking under the thin sheets. His snoring combines with her unwanted - but uncontrollable - juddering.His manhood combines with the creamsicle orange and suddenly this summer becomes the best ever.
>>13200150the kind of pony that would pick up trash even if nobody were around
>>13200152how old is MMDW anyway?
>>13200125Is there something I should be upset about here?
>>13200098>that size differenceUNF
>>132001732 years in November.
Or they fell asleep and Twilight is a drooler and a sleep wandererbut your way is good too
>>13200143>She was always a cunt from the start.no she wansn't. yeah she was cocky but it was often portrayed in a more playful manner.While i hate the episode, i think MMDW was really good for Dash. It allowed her to really grow as a character and make the episodes where she learns new lessons, or puts old ones to use shine brighter
>>13200183endii plsgo ech somewhere else
>>13200180>2 years of pony so soonDamn, and it just flew right by me.
>>13200192i wish i was as cool as endii
>>13200193We're actually coming up on the three year mark in October
>>13200183oedipus stuff isn't too bad
>>13200194The growing terror and confusion over her arousal as she wakes up with him humping gently into her mouth would be delicious.
>>13200193The show is 3 years old October 10th.
>>13200193I CLAIM THIS PONY AS MY WIFE
>>13200150fun and cute and the best friend
I just realized that I've been ponying for 2 yearsAnd I've only now found my waifu
>>13200178I like size difference non sexually>Snuggling cute little CMCs, holding them close and protectively>Snuggling HUGE Celestia and her big horse body, so much to love
>tfw we've literally spent more time as a General on /mlp/ than on /co/
>>13200212>>13200203Well shit, I guess you're right.Though I wasn't around these parts for it. Still, time flies.>>13200213I'll fight you ya runt
>>13200220A green Pinkie Pie?
>>13200220>been ponying for 2.5 years>haven't even been doing it as long as other peoplewhat the fuck happened guys
>>13200175noJust oversharing my disturbingly extensive knowledge of furry pornography
>>13200229>Snuggling cute little CMCs, holding them close and protectively>Waking up in the middle of the night to find a Scootaloo glommed onto you like a koala, her little hooves gripping your shirt as she nuzzles her cheek into your chest, sound asleep
Jeez, and I thought 1.4 years was along time to pony pony
>>13200150The one that is cute.
>>13200230And?Really some of you guys blow this way out of proportions
>>13200233I CHALLENGE YOUTO A TRIAL BY PONE
>>13200262If I could bring 1 thing to Equestria with me it would be an electric razor
>>13200230Recorded and archived MLPG threads stretch back to December 2010./mlp/ became a thing in February 2012, 14 months latter (16 months after the start of the show).It's been 18 months since /mlp/ was created.And them's the breaks.
November 17th 2011 at around 9pm PST for me.
>>13200247That's not a slut, that's a whore.
>>13200275I don't even know what that means.BUT IT'S ON ANYWAY
>>13200278next year /mlp/ will probably go over 20 million posts
>>1320024086 more days and I'll be ponying for three years withut a break
>>13200230Not like we can do anything about it
>>13200302Fluttershy it's not healthy to eat that much candy in one sitting
>>13200277Do you actually think you look good with eternal stubble?
>>13200278>Recorded and archived MLPG threads stretch back to December 2010WrongWe have even earlier archived threads than that. They just aren't in the hyperindex
>>13200204http://i.imgur.com/8XnKiUv.jpg like so?
>>13200307FUCK YOU PINKIE PIE
>>13200294GO AWAY PINKIEYOU ARE LITERALLY NOT INVITED TO THIS PARTYALL BECAUSE I BOUGHT A PARTY-SIZE BAG OF DORITOS DOES NOT A PARTY MAKE
>>13200308i think he meant for the chest tufts
>>13200312I like it a bit less terrible but yes
>>13200308It's not for me, it's for them
>>13200312I'm not sure what's going on here, butIt looks like well-muscled son/mother sexSo I'm okay with it
01/06/11(Thu)00:58My first post in MLPG.It's been two years, seven months, 23 days, 43 minutes since I started ponying.
>>13200329>Fluttershy hides her 100 lb breasts in a large blue hoodie
>>13200327>that lip-bite>those tits>terriblefor someone who shares my fetish your taste sure sucks
>>13200307Oh, hey, Pinkie, it's been a while, huh? Well, I got hungry in the meantime and I got myself another box of fruit pies. You can have the one I left with you, and another one for watching it for me.
>>13200329Pony doesn't want an electric razor.
>>13200342why do you remember that?
>>13200344Right, my taste is bad.
>>13200307It's okay, she keeps it in the fridge and shares it with two others. It's just that buying in bulk is cheaper and requires less travel.
>>13200357I don't, I looked it up.
>>13200294I don't know what it is either.
>>13200329>You want to cuddle pony, but pony doesnt want to>Shave pony>They're so cold now they HAVE to snuggle
>>13200365you must weh
>>13200262but WHY is she so purple?
How does Pinkie not have diabetes?
>>13200388How isn't half of Equestria ded from eating tomatoes?
>>13200378So you've discovered my plan
>>13200352>Sitting on a porch with Pinkie, munching on fruit pies and sipping on iced tea at dusk, just watching the lights in Ponyville start to flicker on as the denizens go about their business.
>>13200396are tomatoes allergic to horses or something?
Trixie without her cape.
give me a meta filename
>>13200342I didn't post for like two months after coming to the threadsI know I got here on Feb. 3rd 2011 though because I marathon'd all the episodes that night and watches SfS when it premiered
>>13200394it makes me feel pretty great that people still like my old work
>>13200369Well that's okay. No harm no foul.At least you like party horse.
>>13200404Yes, tomatoes die if they come into contact with a horse.
>tfw no qtponegf
>>13200404Extremely toxic to horsesAvoid at all costs (Lethal or severe toxicity potential)• Lily of the Valley• Larkspur• Tomato or potato plants• Rhubarb leaves and roots• Poison hemlock• Foxglove• Leafy spurge• Mustards• Jimsonweed• Alsike clover• Blue flax• Sorghum (Johnsongrass and Sudan grass)• Oleander• Privet• Japanese Yew (all Taxus spp)• Azalea• Rhododendron• Mountain Laurel• Pits of peaches, cherries, or avocados• Horsechestnut• Russian Knapweed or yellow star thistle–Centaurea spp
>>13200410Car sees incoming flood and drives away
>>13200410how the fuck can a house floatwho just puts houses on the ground
>>13200432that's not meta at all
>>13200410>l-arginine, lecithin, zinc and pygeum
>>13200388Pinkie is bulimic and just throws it all up
>>13200430Just more ways ponies aren't real horses.
>>13200414I started posting the day before Call of the Cutie aired and the first hiatus began.I wasn't even posting pony, I was trying to stir up shit between Pony threads and Wakfu threads (whose S2 was starting up).Then I marathoned the whole show by Saturday and have been here ever since.We will never get a new, confused viewer of the show posting his reactions as he watches again.
>>13200388Pinkie Pie herself is so sweet that it doesnt affect her
>>13200436Moot sees incoming flood and drives away
>>13200437>>13200410I think we have a winner
>>13200430Also quinces, which Pinkie tried to give to Spike in the owl episode.
>>13200430Maybe the horses only think that they're poisonous but they aren't like in Medieval times.
>>13200410>mentioning religion in mlpg
>>13200416I didn't say I like itI do though
>>13200457There are people in here who don't praise Celestia?
>>13200430>horses>allergic to horsechestnuts
>>13200468I know right
>>13200411i love beign purple!>captcha: UIRCUTE 16the system works
>>13200467I cum on my Celestia shrine every morning
>>13200430> poison hemlockIs this, uh, surprising in any way?
>>13200467But there's no Celestia religion.Which makes sense, since she's not a god anyway.
>>13200430>• Tomato or potato plantsHuhI guess you really should not call dash a potato
>>13200481I don't think you're doing it right
>>13200488That pone is poisooooon
>>13200488Eh, you know what they saytomato tomato
>>13200491Holy shit that mouthWhy can't I stop staring down it?
>>13200491Am I supposed to be fucking Celestia every morning?
>>13200456Nope. The trace chemicals in them effect horses more significantly than they effect us because their digestive tracts are really fucking efficient at liberating chemicals from plant matter.See: Appleseed toxicityBut since equestrian pone has sharp teeth and eats ham and tomato, it's safe to assume that they have human-like digestive tracts instead of freaky double stomachs
>The common name "horse-chestnut" (often unhyphenated) is reported as having originated from the erroneous belief that the tree was a kind of chestnut (though in fact only distantly related), together with the observation that eating the fruit cured horses of chest complaints despite this plant being poisonous to horses.Okay so...that's like saying oh we'll poison your entire body to cure your heart. I... how is that even an improvement?
>>13200480I wonder what purple tastes like?
>>13200467Glory to our lunar monarch.
ponies have gag reflexes but horses don'twhat's the deal with that
>>13200505because you want to crawl down her throat and feel her legs stroke and rub her belly that is swollen with you in it.
>>13200514I was just joking anon
>>13200422>Pinkie finishes her snack first, as always, while you brush your hands together to scatter the crumbs of pastry stuck to them before reaching for your drink.>You've put it down not a moment too soon as Pinkie decides now is the time to strike.>Your glass touches porch rail and Pinkie is in your lap, fast as lightning, head snuggling into your arm as she rolls onto her side with a giggle while you try to lean back a bit in your chair to make room for her.>"It's fine, it's fine!" she says excitedly, getting comfortable on you much like a cat before pulling one of your arms over her, "See? Perfect snug mode! Just like I like it!">You sigh in feign indignation, getting another laugh from Pinkie before you start stroking her mane. Or, attempting to. It's a little tough with all those curls, but she enjoys the effort regardless of results.>The two of you pass the rest of dusk like that, Pinkie lying in your lap with a smile on her face, eyes closed as you gently caress her tasseled mane.
>>13200514Some days I wish our tracts were more efficientEating takes up a LOT of time.No wonder that new Soylent blend is getting popular.
>>13200530ponies aren't horsesponies aren't even related to horsesthey evolved from canadians
>>13200542>needing an efficient gut when you can cook your food
>>13200430Oh also>Apple seeds also have cyanide, and a cup of them (the seeds) would be enough to kill a horse. So apples in moderation are OK, but I'd avoid letting them overdo it. So prepare for the episode where it's revealed that the Apple family are actually ghosts. Always have beenAJ's parents survived. That's why they aren't on the farm. They're still alive
>>13200539>sun's down>watch the moon for a while>decide it's time to come in>get up>Pinkie's still stuck to your lap>awkwardly frogmarch inside with a big ol' pony on your pants
What episode do you always for get exists?For me it's Fall Weather Friends.
>>13200572Not until he's legal anon
>>13200526THAT'S HOW REAL MAN DO ITI BET YOU PUSSY ASS FAGGOT DONE EVEN CUT YOU FINGERS OFF WHEN GETTING A PAPER CUT
>>13200555I'm also sort of huge. It takes a lot of calories just to keep the lights on.
>>13200576>for getNot sure I feel that way about any of them honestly
>>13200570>not a big ol' pony in your pants>Pinkie's head sticks out above your crotch as she makes "gashunk gashunk" sounds and pretends she's in a Jaeger
>>13200580There is literally no established age of consent in Equestria.
>>13200532Why aren't you eating
>>13200588continuation of pic related starring her when?
okay IT Crowd stram is going to be up in 10get ready to >moss
>>13200593>makes your penis swivel around and "fire" at things
Which pony is most excited for PAX?
>>13200572cloudchaser plsjust go ahead
>>13200628what if applebloom and rumble...
>>13200527grape soda im shure
>>13200616pls nowhy must you always turn everything sexual
>>13200576That one with the poniesSwarm of the century
>>13200621Twilight is overtly excited, Rarity has a secret appreciation of it for reasons she can't, or perhaps just won't, explain.
>>13200587That's humanity's fault for still being attracted to physical stature when we don't need it anymore.>tfw 6'2">tfw awkward to move in crowds>tfw can't buy a compact car>tfw always hitting my head>tfw probably going to die sooner>tfw more likely to get arthritis>tfw the only thing good about this is that every woman and gay man's lizard brain goes into "holy shit unf" mode when I stand next to them>tfw that doesn't matter because I'm a beta faggot
>>13200628> OHM for sexualSo ... resistance?That only makes my penis harder.
>>13200636What if Scootaloo and FeatherwieghtWhat if Sweetie and Spike
>>13200636well, he's already been shipped with the other two CMC, so...