Old Horse>>13182358Now its time to face the Dragon! How did you like Fluttershy being the star of this episode? How about how each ponies confronted the dragon?
Fluttershy is waiting.
Other anons forcefully turning another anon into marker pony and having them service them sexually
>>13186181i hope fluttershy doesnt expect me to pay for those goat noises
>>13186181>>13186181IS THAT A GOAT?!
I think I beefed it on the tail. I was trying to kinda get it to look 3D, but I'm not sure if I got it. Any help would be really appreciated.
dragonshy wasnt a very good episode
wake upsee thiswhat do
I want my own two pegasus pones.
>>13186224The tail looks fine.
>>13186233freak out, why am i in a hole? did that pony put me in the hole?
>>13186219YES SHE IS!>>13186224WHATS THE PROBLEM?Its cute, goat.
>>13186233Oh, morning Derpy. Mind helping me up?
>>13186224I think you shouldd have the dark colors of the tail connect to give it a better sense of flow, think of a ribbon.
Reposting for the new thread.When did you start frequenting MLPG?http://strawpoll.me/372653
Kill me
>>13186257I want to stroke Celestia's neck and massage her wings.
>>13186226Why would you say that? For what reason?
>>13186264She'd like that.
I'm rewatching Dotrar Joins the Bourgeoisie.
>>13186237Those two in particular?
>>13186270>walking in on futashy inside rainbowcunt
>>13186246oh gosh look at those cute little goats booping noses and stuff>>13186257Something like this?
>>13186224Her jawbone and brow look a bit too masculine to me.
>>13186260pony needs you alive
>>13186277>implying anon would be that buff
I wanna tousle Celestia's mane.
>>13186302Anon also needs a fedora.
>>13186294Pony will never take me alive
>>13186302>not working out for your waifu
that'll be $21.67 plus tip
>>13186290They are quite a cuties. Karpet-shark really knows how to draw cute.
>>13186246>Rainbow Goat and Fluttergoat boopingI will fight hoof and nail so that this can never happen again.
>>13186311I'll give Derpy the tip
E heh heh, what do you mean you don't want to have children..?
>>13186310No matter how much you work out, you'll never be as buff as the princesses.
>>13186326just the tip?
>>13186310Why are her breasts so big?
>>13186332>if I keep posting it maybe it'll get funny
>>13186332Is not that i don't want, Twily.We're different species, we can't have children.
>>13186332I said I didn't want to adopt, Twilight.
PONKYON
>>13186332>implying
>>13186326>tfw hot female waitresses get more tips than me because the customers think they can buy their way into her pantiesI hate food service. I also don't think a customer shouldn't be forced to compensate pay for a restaurant going below minimum wage.
>>13186347That's what you said to Lyra, too.
>>13186323nigger, I will fight you
>>13186205Isaac, please.
>>13186340Because it's FUCKING HOT
>>13186363But then lyra became a human, and then we could have children.
>>13186362maybe you should move to a country or state where wage laws aren't shitty then
>>13186362That's why I only eat $5 of food and leave a $5 tip.
>>13186332wait are you trying to tell me something?
So....when will you trim your mane?
>>13186369Then we shall butt horns on the mountaintops.
>>13186393Never
>>13186369draw fluttergoat and rainbow goat bopping noses
>>13186375>lyra became a humanAnonymous, just because she wore a paper plate mask with a crude smile drawn on it doesn't mean she became a human.
>>13186259>no "before s1" option
>>13186412I wish Lyra would stop looking at my crotch.
I think you should kill yourself mlpg.
>>13186412I did all the proper spychecking.The lyra was not a pone, it was human.
>>13186421well, if thats what you really think is best
>>13186418But come on, anon. Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean she can't have sex.
>>13186371I'm sorry.
>>13186421nahthat's boring
Posh ponies scoff at you.
>>13186434But the point of sex is to make a baby. She has a baby in her, so she doesn't need anymore sex.
>>13186418
>>13186421Nah, too dangerous.
>>13186290Looks good to me. The wings are a bit small maybe.Those are some squishy ears though hnng
I thought I saw someone say here the other day that 4chanx had a way to let you upload an image to 4chan with a different filename to the one that it's saved on your hardrive as.I can't seem to work out how. Did I just imagine that?
>>13186425Oh dear, the denial is worse than we thought it would be.
>>13186441>mare long, slender neckunf
>>13186447Now why would you withhold that from her.
>>13186452
>>13186412Anon please, pregnant ponies drive my dick crazy.
>>13186458Type in the higlighted field in this pic.
>>13186458
>>13186476
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
wanna make something of it
>>13186494That's a very wide pony.
cute pone
>>13186494>LK's pony reference
>>13186497Continue what? She's an immortal god pone.
Guyswhat draw
>>13186458>>13186491
>>13186509
>>13186511Hungover Celestia trying to read a letter from Twilight upside down
>>13186484Ah, thanks!
>>13186526>implying Celestia could be hungoverHonestly, Spaerk, I can't believe you're so desperate that you'd try to resort to getting her drunk to like you.
>>13186472Was that top part always in that pic? I don't think it's needed to convey what the pic is about.
>>13186511Applejack in jogging clothes
>>13186461I'm not afraid of laying with a horse.But if she successfully duped me and she was a horse even then, then the child cannot be ours.I'll also nominate her for team spy.
>>13186515I'd that plush ass
>>13186435a bad actress but a cute one
drawfags.jpg
I think that's all I can do for this, haha.>>13186409hmmmhmmmmmm
>>13186224the darkest color is too dark
>>13186543That's not what I meant!Also, fuck 4chan x, I totally cleared that name field before I hit submit...
>>13186516You too.>>13186531
>>13186584
>>13186588Why is Celestia a dolphin?
>>13186568Please, Anonymous, your little girl needs you.
>>13186585We know you want to do it.
>>13186585Jaw lines are too sharp and masculine.Makes her look like a tranny.
Sunbutt will never love you
>>13186598what movie is this?
>>13186615Boku no Pico de gallo
>>13186615Meet the Robinsons.
>>13186601I like that pone's expressions
>>13186585That shiny effect looks pretty weird unless you were aiming for a wet look
>>13186610But Celestia does.
>>13186601Oh my god... this changes everything.
>>13186604N-noNoNo i will continue to deny this.I wanted a cute little filly or colt, or human boy/girl, not this cross breed.The child is not mine!
>>13186625Would you Aurora for sexual?
>>13186615The robinsons
>>13186624>alicorn
>>13186633But the child is just like you: plays vidya gaems, faps to ponies, and swears.
>>13186637No, but maybe a Thraker Zod
>>13186625I like your expressions
>>13186598
>>13186638>calling for dad>implying it wasn't me to taped her up
>>13186522
>>13186646Good girl.What games, which ponies, and swears in what language?
>>13186638What's it with you guys wanting lights off during sex? At least I do it when the moon is reflecting light in the room, but pitch dark?
>>13186656
>>13186658You would still call for your dad if he was the one who put you up there
>>13186631Your face changes everything
>>13186666If you spent time with her, you'd know.
>>13186602
>>13186650IS THAT PONY HIDING AN ERECTION?
>>13186355>>13186638>On Humans>Twilight>SparkleI wonder what kinds of (COMPLETELY CONSENSUAL) experiments Twilight would want to do with Anonymous to further her research. Would she turn his skin transparent?
>>13186670
>>13186669Sex in the missionary position with the lights of for the sole purpose of procreation is the joke. It's not for the sex, it's purely for having children. With the lights off you can't see your partner and that takes half the fun out of sex, so it's perfect.
>>13186675But i don't want to spend time with that thing.I refuse to acknowledge her.
>>13186638where can you buy duct-tape like that?
>fleetfoot macwow I'm slow
>>13186609I thought you meant the chin the first time, sorry.>>13186627Noted.Anything else I've fucked up?
>>13186694hardware store
>>13186678Yes
>>13186669why is that character so attractive
>>13186682
>>13186703he's a foot tall you weirdo
>>13186699even 2 feet rolls?
>>13186703AnonYou find everything attracted
wwaifus into thread
>>13186715Yes. At Ace Hardware.Ace: The Helpful Place
>>13186717>attractedATTRACTIVE*kill me
>>13186722smile porfis
>>13186610You can't know that for sure.
>>13186700i couldnt stop laughing at the legends of the hidden temple part
>>13186717That's not trueTimon would feel flattered to be on my EXCLUSIVE LIST of attractive things
punch with sex horse
>>13186722>that quote
>>13186694The same place you can get a hair dryer like this.
>>13186722
>>13186741That's one happy bitch.
>>13186735THE HEAD IS ON BACKWARDSFuck I remember being a kid and wanting to be on the show so bad and yelling at the screen.
>>13186736Well i say that but i absolutely agree with you. And i don't get why either.
>>13186722Is this still waifu?
>>13186740Every time I try to watch Bob Ross' show I just end up cryingI think there might be something wrong with me
>>13186748Do you have the sfw version?
>>13186765yes
>>13186697I like it!Asking for feedback doesn't count as spam
>>13186771>sfw versiongood joke
>>13186741that thing is pretty short. that means equestrians haven't figured out axial flow compressors yet, but already have jet engines with centrifugal compressors either that or it's a military or commercial surplus engine.i wonder what their application is
>>13186767It's okay, sometimes we need to cry. Just remember that everything will be well.
>>13186779WHAT'S THAT RARITY?YOU WANT US TO GO TO TWILIGHT'S PLACE AND HAVE A THREESOME? OKAY
>>13186780Engineers pls
>>13186780Dude they know what Tanks nad guns are.Somewhere most of the males are fighting a war.That's why there's so few males in the show
>>13186779
>>13186802i actually study art history
Can someone please draw Sunset Satan like this?But with two foals of course.
>>13186800Please tell me you have the Rarity version
wait a minutehow could sunset shimmer have read a book that said she could become an alicornthat would mean that other ponies before cadance have become alicornswhen did that happen
>>13186800is there an applejack version?
>>13186816Before the Eugenics War.
>>13186748>LMJ
>>13186818>>13186813http://derpibooru.org/tags/do+it+for+her
>>13186818>implying applejack has people who love her
>>13186793Fuck
>>13186818make your own
>>13186780You're forgetting the wild card in Equestrian technology: magic. We don't have enough evidence to rule out any magical components in that machine.
>>13186800http://i.imgur.com/ILglyFz.jpg
>>13186800Nice scaling shitlord
>>13186825
>>13186689Oh, whoops.
>>13186804>nad gun
>>13186833Magitek is best tech
>>13186845>cocking cocks
>>13186838Kev pls go
>>13186827I'm gonna print some Rarity and Twilight ones
>>13186842>you will never fall asleep with a Celestia plushie in your arms
>>13186842i-is there something you wanted celestia
>>13186858>you will never be Celestia's little spoon
>>13186849magitech is for retards who can't actually explain how their fantasy (or even modern world equivalent) technology works so they just say it's magic and leave it at thatyou're all as bad as WH40k writers
>>13186793I've read it in his voice, god speed Bob...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>13186833it still does the same thing.ponies also seem to have an electricity analogue.those things at the dam resemble stylized transformers
>>13186865I'm too tall for that anyway
>>13186858
>>13186793God damn it.
FUCK MY BUTT
To all yo' ponies
>>13186881Christ, Anon, keep it down in there.
>>13186884>To all yo' ponies>tfw no pony
>>13186871Well electrical light have been confirmed since the pilotsWhen they get in the house the lights just get turned on.And in Boasbusters the same. Bear attacks, lights get turned on instantly in houses.
>the sub is dead
>>13186832http://i.imgur.com/de4FzRv.jpg
>>13186884
>>13186881fizzle pls
>>13186884>Implying call of duty's audience isn't pre-teens and normal people.
>>13186894Yes for maintenance. Pineapple told us a few hours ago
>>13186884>little boy
>>13186831>>13186869>>13186876It's okay, he did what he loved and tried to teach it. All he wants you to do is be happy. If you make something, that's good. But just don't hate yourself.
>>13186888>you will never be a cute pastel colored pony
>news>Somehow a mare fell trough a small manhole and was stuck in the sewers>dog alerts nearby people, tries to dig trough cement and tries to pull the mare out by her maneSilly pony: checkLoyal dog: checkGUYS APPLEJACK IS REAL
>>13186905
>>13186853>you will never be famous for waifuing Twilightwhy bother living
>>13186917Link?
>>13186894see>>13185632>>13185699
>>13186906why do i love these so much
>>13186923It was local news in my shitty eastern european countryI doubt you'd understand anything.
>>13186918Make him proud.
>>13186905>tfw I just found out that there's a TV station that airs Bob Ross every day
>>13186934Translate your german secrets
>>13186934Which eastern european country?
>>13186905:Sniff sniff:
>>13186930
>>13186945>germany>eastern europeu wot m8
>>13186920Be happy, Anon is regularly well sometimes me because he has the same waifu.
sex with pinkie pie
>>13186940>himwho?>>13186941Why aren't you drawing?
Hey mulpug, let's make a pony.What should I add next?
>>13186945SINCE WHEN IS GERMANY IN EASTERN EUROPE?>>13186947Romania
>>13186934Link it anyway, unless you're worried about people knowing where "local" is for you or something.
>>13186955kev you're a good man
>>13186964But I'm not Kev.
>>13186960Mane and tail, unless you want this to be Cancer Survivor Pone.
>>13186959I don't actually like drawing all that much, I just love Bob Ross
>>13186884> actual audience are all ugly neckbeardsTo be fair a large proportion of the "active fandom" of anything are ugly neckbeardsAnd maybe they saw a picture of Nathan and just assumed
>>13186960Biiiiig poofy tail.
>>13186960Wings!
>>13186960A smile
>>13186967That's our Kev!
>>13186962Well link it anyway google translate will show the way
>>13186979seconded. wings > horns >>>> mud pone
>>13186982But I don't even like horse dicks...
>>13186960Nothing, unicorns and pegasus are mary sues. Earth pony all the way.
>>13186960A clown nose
>>13186963>>13186983Just click play on the videohttp://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitate/operatiune-de-salvare-emotionanta-un-catel-s-a-luptat-sa-scoata-un-cal-cazut-intr-un-canal.html
>>13186950I love that dandy horse, butWhy is she breathing so hot and heavy?Did she just come in from a run and a super-fast shower?
>>13186952
>>13186960A horn!
>>13186950This is where docks really come in handy, so it doesn't look like she's pooping hair.
>>13186957I want Pinkie to watch me masturbate and talk dirty to me while giving me sultry looks.
>>13186871> those things at the dam resemble stylized transformersUhThey're based on the real statues standing on Hoover Dam.Loosely.
>>13186960racing stripes!
>>13187007What kinds of things would she want you to say to her while she masturbates?
>>13187009The loosest of loosely.
>>13187017I'm certain it's someone's fetish.
>>13187009but they look a lot more like these than anything.
>>13186993NeatMaybe one day i can be an apple with her
>>13186993I can't help but laugh. Like something I would see on a slow news day or a satirical news channel
>>13187009>arms are too long>proportions are shit>sameface>bent at right angles>shading with black0/10Artist was shit.
>>13187021
>>13187023Oh jeez, I thought you meant the stupid transforming ninja robots "Transformers" owing to that stupid movie's setting at Hoover DamAlright, yeah, the machines by the sides of the canyons look like electrical transformers
>>13186993LiarApplejack's name isn't Stella
>>13187033>shading with black
>>13187033It was the 1930s. Things were different back then.
Alright bad news is that I couldn't find a camera to take a picture of the Harley Quinn drawings, good news is that I'm gonna just draw something A4 that will fit my size of scanner.So which pony shall play the role of my waifu /co/?
>>13187040>when mentioning the word transformers this is what almsot everyone thinks aboutit's a powerplant what did you expect?
>>13187059Rumble
>>13187059PONK
>>13187009What are those things?
>>13187059Well the obvious choice is Pinkie but my dick would thank you if it was Rarity.
>>13187070art deco
>>13187070They're supposed to be symbols of the creative spirit of capitalism and Man's triumph over Nature. This was a thing people really commissioned.Bioshock's Rapture wasn't that far off the mark.
>>13187059
>>13187078Oh, cool. Do they mean anything else?
>>13186968>>13186973>>13186979>>13186980>>13186992>>13187012Now what?
>>13187065You really don't know how long and stupid that whole segment at Hoover Dam was. I thought you were angling for "maybe they have magitech robots!"
>>13187078A MAN CHOOSES
>>13187092Make it less ghosty
>>13187065But in all seriousness, the transformers aren't down at the bottom. The generators are behind the dam where the water is high and the transformers house is on a ridge near the dam.
>>13187092Shit
>>13187092#beef
>>13187092Nothing, this is your magnum opus.
>>13187092>wings>racing stripesoh shit is this gonna be a plane pone
QUICK MLPGFIRST PONY YOU FAPPED TOO
>>13187073Fuck Rarity Quinn sounds sexy as fuck, I hope more artists could give this a shot.
>>13187108VISCOUS ORC FANGS
>>13187108Needs a silly hat. Looks like we got a pegasus clown shaping up here.
>>13187113Twily.
>>13187111God bless you.
>>13187113Zecora
>>13187108Please give her eyes
>>13187113Candance, I held off fapping to pon for a long time.
>>13187108Painted eyelids.
>>13187108A ROBOTIC DILDO ARM
>>13187113Main 6 I guess. It was smut with all of them at the same time.
>>13187113Twilight.
>>13187108dragon horns!
>>13187113Dash, I think?
>>13187108Iris and pupilsThose eyes are creeping me out
>>13187117>viscousAreare they melting?
>>13187113Dash I think
>>13187108BLUE LEDS
>>13187113Either Twilight or Dash, I don't know anymore
>>13187131>using gender sensitive pronounsCheck your privilege cis scum
>>13187113Do humanizations count? If yes RararaIf no Twilight and Rarity in a fanfic. That didn't have explicit sex
>>13187108This hat.http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Dr%27s_Dapper_Topper
>>13187152clearly this pone is in dire need of gender cues.QUICKLY NOBBY, APPLY BREASTS TO PONE.
>>13187113Twilight in flannel, last night. I held out that long.
>>13187147Autocorrect.I MEANT VICIOUS, YEAAAAHHHH
>>13187154Link to the fic?
>>13187165>the worst hat in the history of hatsWords cannot properly encapsulate how completely I loathe you right now.
>>13187165You could've just said the Dr. Seuss hat
>>13187113Hyper futa Twilight fucking and dominating a submissive tiny futa Celestia and size shaming her.
>"Wait wait wait. You guys actually find us erotic and masturbate to us? Pbfft, ahahahah.
>>13187113A bunch of stuff that was humanized or in fic form where I could mentally substitute human, but first proper pony thing was a Fluttershy pic, I think.
Cookie game updatedGolden cookies buffed. Now it either gives you 7 times your CPSOr the minimum between 10% of your cookies or 1800*CPS
>>13187179I like that hat. It's loud and silly.
>>13187175Old one but a goodie. It's the one that finally made me break and fap to ponieshttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/3677/twilight-sparkle-and-raritys-magic-book
>>13187194>I like that hat.You are more than welcome to have that opinion, anon.
>>13187184It took a long time but yes. I can't explain it any better than ponies give it an exotic spin while keeping archetypes.
>>13187198>butterscotch sundaeThat's a name I haven't seen in a while. Probably because I don't go into the piss all that often.
>>13187184> Dash still hasn't quite reached the "sexuality and love" portion of puberty> Everyone else just grits their teeth when she fails to "get" romance> Or understanding how painful breakups are, other than through the lens of losing Gilda> At least she shuts up if you share the gallon of ice cream you've been emotionally-eating> One day it hits her like a ton of bricks> The only real outward sign is that her sheets are out on the laundry line EVERY DAY and she seems quieter about 'weird kissy faces' lately
>>13186610Good.I don't deserve any love, especially Hers.
>>13187117>>13187123>>13187131>>13187138>>13187145Anything else?
>>13187219She's still alive?
QUICK MLPGWHY WAS THAT PONY YOUR FIRST FAP
>>13187225A heart of gold
>>13187225an anchor tattoospinning rims
>>13187225Fetlocks.
>>13187225AN ASS OF STEEL
>>13187225Kung-Fu grip.
>>13187230BCS
>>13187206I also painted it lime green.
>>13187225An xbox controller cutiemark
>>13187232Because it was the first piece of clop I came across.
>>13187232Twilight on the prowl the morning after is sexy as Hell.Women all keyed up for sex and finally getting it, all shudders and judders and long contented sighs is my FETISH
>>13187220Sexually innocent is great.
>>13187253
>>13187219Oh, is she still around and doing stuff? I haven't heard of her in so many yonks I just assumed she must have stopped doing things or changed names or something.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8bcbe9e93fabc64dcec6a7a62dc164cf/tumblr_msb13xIgKs1s6q5p5o1_1280.png
>>13187261Too bad it doesn't pertain to Dash.
>>13187225Acne.
>>13187220> Unicorns have wet dreams all the time too, but one of the earliest tricks you learn is flash-cleaning sheets> it still smells vaguely of sex musk if you aren't careful or adept at it> Twilight's sheets always smell of chamomile and lavender
>>13187242BULLSHITBULL FUCKING SHIT
>>13187242>>13187282BCS isn't Butterscotch.
>>13187278
>>13187265>Last Seen 22 weeks ago
>>13187282You don't like her anon? I like her. A lot.
>>13187267:3
>>13187261I'm not sure about 'innocent' as she'd be sort of an ass about things. You can't think "aww cute" about a person railing on another for dressing up for a date or CONSTANTLY asking "Heyyyy, you spending the night?! YOU SPENDING THE NIGHT?!"She's vaguely aware that sex is like Twister but wonders how two people can spin the dial when things get good. Really it sounds exhausting.
I sort of fixed this up if anyone wants it
>>13187295How is that weird? You and I both know being able to magically mimic Fabreeze would come in HANDY.
>>13187278>always>Twilight Sparkle masturbates herself to sleep every single night
>>13187318
>>13187320>no wingsStill Beefed
>>13187320T-TWILOT
>>13187320Its cute. What was the request?
>>13187335Do you really think a princess would eat ice-cream?
>>13187328>implying I meant the ability to instantly clean sheets is weirdno no no. see, it's awesome because it means you're free to get as weird as you want with a unicorn.
>>13187320Hnnnnng
>>13187338Twilight Sexually eating icecream but I wasn't about to draw Twilight stuffing a cold summer treat up her cooter
>>13187339YESIT'S NOT LIKE BEING A PRINCESS MAKES YOU DEADLY ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING BUT CAKE AND TEA
>>13187235>>13187237>>13187240>>13187249I think she's perfect
>>13187339Yes.
>>13187351oh goshwhat if it did
>>13187357I like her what's her name?
>>13187357Great.Now make an ask tumbler for it
>>13187333Probably. There's a particularly smooth pistle she uses for "chemical research" that has just the right heft and, well, sometimes it's hard winding down after an exciting day of Library Science.
>>13187357I'LL TAKE 10
>>13187368>ask-clusterfuck.tumblr.com
>>1318735710/10 would waifu
>>13187343To be fair she has a LOT to clean up.Mares squirt, Twilight flash-floods.
anything new?
>>13187376>The gimmick is that each week we make a new pony for it with different personality and so on
>>13187387Big Mac comic new.
>>13187358Why is pony so sad?How can I cheer pony up?
>>13187398That's actually a pretty good idea
>>13187357That's actually a little cute, thoughFor horses horns would only exist if they're exposed to that weird form of papilloma rabbits gethttp://www.medirabbit.com/EN/Skin_diseases/Viral_diseases/Pap/Papilloma.htm (DON'T SCROLL IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR LUNCH DOWN)It means she'd sexually transmit it, and no one could hide they got some strange action with Clusterfuck.
>>13187402She remembered banishing her sister.Just be there for her.
>>13187415How can I be there for her when we don't live in the same universe?Can she get me to hers?
Wait. It's goat's birthday?
>>13187366>>13187376AND SO CLUSTERFUCK WAS BORN
>>13187427Yesterday I think
>>13187413Nature-is-so-fascinating.png
>>13187420Would you drink Applejack's fresh cider MLPG?
>>13187420> AJ also masturbates every few days before going to bed> Her sheets smell like musky cider unless she runs them out to the wash almost immediately> She's started to associate the feeling of uncovered mattress with being sexually sated> She always gets a funny tingle helping someone move their bare mattress
>>13187424She's the next best thing to a god. I'm sure you'll manage to figure something out.First you need to find a black hole with the right decay rate and spin. Then you need to jump into it and cross the event horizon at precisely the right moment.
Would you click her cookie, /co/?
>>13187413>Papilloma on the anusI was not ready
>>13187387We're horny now.
>>13187456NIGGA I HAVE 470 MILLION CPSI AIN'T CLICKING UNLESS HER ASS IS GOLD
>>13187461I told you not to scroll, bro!Here, have a palate-cleanser.
>>13187452>godFuck that fucker for creating the universe with so much evil.
>>13186340Because she is also impressively fat
>>13187472>Huge titsnot helpingbut no help needed
>>13187482He set the piecesbut we played the game
>>13187456setInterval(function() {Game.ClickCookie();}, 100);
>>13187429Give her a backstory
>>13187439Piss tastes really grossbut I'd do it for her
>>13187493He set them up like a deadly trap.Why did he even create that dumb tree of knowledge?
>>13187489>looking a gift human in the chest#wow#rude
>>13187499____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________no_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>13187523pls
>>13187472>sweetiehipschistery pls
>>13187489
>>13187413unf
>>13187518> implying they didn't know what they were doing
>>13187523you know i actually checked to see if ask-clusterfuck was taken
>>13187516I can't help what i don't like
>>13187518
>oppai loli sweetie belle asks you for a hug
>>13187530HIPS, you say?
>>13187559>that timing
>>13187555What is oppai loli?
>>13187559but applejack isn't even mai waifu
>>13187555Why does she ask? She knows I love her and can hug me whenever she wants to.
>>13187559unf
>>13187568Lolis with TITS.
>>13187568
>>13187533>problemsshe seems perfectly fine with it
>>13187184Laugh, you silly pone, but remembah, one day I will cum inside you.
>>13187569Why won't you at least tell her something?She's been trying to get your attention since you arrived in Equestria, but you never ''have the time''
>>13187568Loli = young girloppai = boobs
>>13187589She has feelings? For WHO?Tell me, Applejack! Is it your racy brother?
>>13187589c-can we maybe be friends with benefits?
>>13187582>>13187583>>13187591
>>13187599>wanting to just use her as a sex objectYou sicken me.
>>13187555Don't toy with me anon.You have no idea ho happy having a big boobed little girl fall in love with me would make me.
>>13187604just because you're not okay with doing sexual favors for good friends doesn't mean I'm not
>>13187611It better not be an intimate love or I'm going to strangle you.
But Rarity!
>>13187599>>13187604AJ is mai waifu and I'll gladly be in a relationship with her
>>13187596FOR YOU
>>13187465is that even new?
>>13187629*gasp*
>>13187603
>>13187604>S...standin' up for me? unf:
I'm going to marry Princess Luna!
>>13187629Vegeta plz
>>13187637I am no usual neckbeard.
>>13187622No buts anonNow go strap yourself to the table before I return with Twilight
>>13187642...I still don't have feelings for you.
But Red Ribbon!
>>13187646I hope the two of you will be very happy together
>>13187664too late i'm cumming lel
>>13187664>Red Ribbon Buttunf
palette swap butt or red ribbon butt
>>13187677red butt
Rainbow Dash's feet
>>13187677pegasus butt
>>13187637I laughed.
>>13187683ponies have hooves, anon
>>13187646Tell her sister to get ready for me!
>>13187672She's okay
>>13187669why is she so horny all the timeis it because rediv is
>>13187662>Are ya sure, sugarcube?
>>13187642I'm pretty sure he just wants to use you like a yummy mummy - taking care of him without question but fucking you when he well feels like it.At least the "friends with benefits" guy will treat you like an individual and ask when you want to get 'romantic'
>>13187700So how much till one of those girl scouts goes missing and the other finds her almost dead, not eating for over 3-4 days playing cookie clicker?
>>13187712Yes. Don't you have some apples to something or what?
>>13187677depends on if the tail is musky
She just wants a friend
>>13187715>ask when you want to get 'romantic'less that and more just willing to help out with those annoying biological urges without having to worry about attachment
>>13187715>You do have a point...I guess.
>>13187740TOO BAD CUZ I DON'T
>>13187740You are a monster, Nobby
I only have feelings for Fluttershutter
>>13187740Who is Pinkie Pie?
>>13187740Is me fucking it count as friendship?
>>13187740WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO HER?!?!??!
>>13187740I'd hu..to...not insult her?
>>13187751wait, that background pone has a name?
>>13187745>wawwaawawawa....
>>13187740I want to hug herand pop her pimples
>>13187715>yummy mummyThe hell is that?
>>13187735Boy do I have the greentext for you
>Official /mylittlepony/ Youtube account uploads the songs from Equestria Girls>One of them gets flagged by Youtube as violating their own copyright>Now they're all goneWell done Hasbro.
>>13187712What if you chose me, huh?I'm technically the same as the other Anon, but I do like you
>>13187740DUDEDO AN ASK TUMBLR FOR HERMAKE HER BE A SUPER COOL GUY, LIKE THE NICEST PONY EVERTHEN SAY THAT SHE REPRESENTS HOW SOCIETY SEES TRANSGENDERS OR SHIT LIKE THAT THAT TUMBLR LOVES AND HOW IN REALITY THEY ARE SUPRE DUPER GREAT PEOPLETHEN SWIM IN THOUSANDS OF BRONNY AND TRANNY BUX
>>13187740ZACH YOU ARE CRUEL TO PONIES
>>13187767It's when you want the "best of both worlds" - someone who will take care of you, cook your meals, etc. without having a backbone. Like the perfect mother!Except, you know, you fuck them too.
>>13187768I wish someone would draw that pony
>>13187775The guys in charge of our show, everyone!
>>13187783You want me to portray transgenders as a pony with acne, horns, racing stripes, and a steel ass?
Is that a human poner?
>>13187775
>>13187789a bang maidI believe the word you're looking for is bang maid
>>13187789So Fluttershy? Sounds like a manchild's wet dream.
>>13187783The sad thing is that that would completely work
>>13187740AHHH KILL IT
>>13187801yes but you're never going to see ithuman must never pone pony
>>13187798Since you won't start the Ask Celestia one: yes.
>>13187801would you a twilight roughly and without mercy
>>13187801I ... I'm not sure what you're staring at, Twilight.W-wait, Twilight, that's a BOTTLE OPENER. What the Hell do you think a poner looks like?AND WHAT IS A PONER?
>>13187804
>>13187804Hey look it's moot.
>>13187817obviously he should team up and draw stuff for BCS's Celestia blog
>>13187798No no noThat's how the evil cis privileged patriarchal society sees transgendered feminists but deep down she has a heart of gold and is beautiful.
>>13187818If that's what she wanted, yes.
>>13187828But that one is horribly OOC half of the time
>>13187818Are Twilys for sexual?
Soround 2?
>>13187804>sentenal is omnidragonWowza
>>13187816
>>13187818I'd fuck her hard throughout her entire orgasm and don't stop.
>>13187845Moth neck fluff.
>>13187845unf
>>13187845inline skaters!
>>13187805frank pls
>>13187817Oh man I forgot about thatIt's probably better this way>>13187828Wait what blog
>>13187842NOPony is never for sexual
>>13187845Zebra stripes.
>>13187854That IS MY FETISH
>>13187845Flufy neck and ears
>>13187845A short tail.
>>13187854See, now this guy gets it.
>>13187848>implying reserved filenames
is there a way to name all the images in a folder "worst pony" without causing duplicate filename problems
>>13187863ponies are always for sexual
Derpy is a very cute pony.http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1377802857888.jpg
>>13187848How did you do that?And no
>>13187845Give this one a sultry look.
>>13187845Eyepatch
>>13187880[citation needed]
>>13187860ooooorgy
>>13187845NECK INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILES
>>13187870Twilight, are you blushing? I guess that means you want more of my dick. Present yourself.
>>13187845HUGE EYES
>>13187876Use the 4chanX filename changer.
>>13187876ctrl af2"fluttershy"it will put them all in numeric order
>>13187900the what
>>13187862>It's probably better this wayYou are breaking my heart, nobby
>>13187845HAIR LIKE ROSELUCK
>Images are currently beeing uploaded.>beeing
>>13187914Who's Roseluck?
>"Well, anon, what do you think? I-I don't look like an egghead do I?"
>>13187918ur mum
>>13187896that fucking show, man
>>13187922You look like someone wants her glasses fucked clean off.
>>13187922Dash, take those off. You have perfect vision, you don't see people who can walk riding a wheelchair, do you?
would you allow scrubbing bubbles to turn you into a dragon so he could tell you bad jokesno homo
>>13187881>How did you do that>Not already knowing every aspect of every archive system inside out from autistically gathering information "just in case I need it"Who are you and what have you done with the real Sentenal.
>>13187922You look like my fetish.*whips out dick*
>>13187918
>>13187922No, you look pretty keen today.Do you have a date at the coffee place or something?
>>13187862>Wait what bloghttp://lettersfrommlpganonymous.tumblr.com/
>>13187922Bed. Now.Leave the glasses on.
>>13187930>not being a skilled wheelchair jockey
>>13187941oh that's just rose>>13187948hey is she related to applejack?
>>13187941That's RoseRoseluck has different hair color.
>>13187960probably not, I think they just have similar looking hair
>>13187945But anon, we are at the coffee place...
>>13187946I'm surprised it's not yet chock full of malware and gay earrape.>i'ts my style you dont know shitt about art
>>13187930Occasionally a wheelchair is still easier than using a walker or even a brace, so even those with a temporary or transient disability use a chair. It's no big thing.
>>13187979O-oh. You're meeting your date here? I'll scootle off then.
Man, why was that Big Mac arc so lousy? I'm starting to lose faith in Cook and Price.
>>13187992But it was great
I'm going to go take a shower. When I get back, this shit better be cleaned up.
>>13187934Well, I save bits and pieces of things, but I don't know how to search the archive like that.
>>13187999Not that guy but personally I enjoyed the other two moreThis one was still amazing but not as great for me.
>>13187992
>>13187987Nooo....I was meeting with you here. You wanted to go out for coffee didn't ya?
>>13188013COFFEE'S SHIT M8GET SCRUB A DUB DUBBED FAGGOT
>>13188004http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/
>>13187956
>>13188013I don't see Dash drinking Coffee
>>13188004Well then, assuming you've got 4chanx, hit the dropdown arrow to the right of a post, scroll down to archive, then select one of the offshoots. These are all for the heinessen archive.Post just takes you to the archived version of that post.Name or tripcode searches for all the recent posts that have been made with that name or tripcodeand Image md5 does a search for all the posts that have posted the image with that md5 value (what 4chan uses to determine whether files are identical).
>>13188013I, uh, said I liked DEATH COFFEE the other day, butThis place doesn't even make concentrateBut, hey, I guess you're here and we can, I dunno, have a quiche or somethingSssssooooo how's life?
>>13188038She's more a Mountain Dew drinker.
>>13188032hey how do you have a download file option?is that in one of the older 4chan x?
>>13188013>going out with rainbow dash for coffee>not cider
>>13188043>>13188032Whyyyyy
>>13188046Not even Mountain Dew
>>13187856>>13187858>>13187868>>13187869>>13187883>>13187889>>13187914Secret Agent: Potpourri
>>13188047'cuz I'm on chrome, probably
I sure hope that stallion manages to end up with that pretty mare.
>>13188059YOU USED THE WRONG HAIR YOU JERKstill p cute tho
>>13188059That's not hair like Roseluck you mongoloid faggotThat's hair like Rose
>>13187862>It's probably better this wayWhat if more than one artist does it?
>>13188026>>13188044Okay....I think I'll be going now anon
Sub maintenance completed, images are re uploading now.
>>13188057because why not
>>13188073> Dash totally ducking out of what would be "our very first date"At least that part of this stupid RP is accurate
>>13188075>Images are currently beeing uploaded.Not the bees!
>>13188059>no zebra stripes#BEEF
>>13188089But she's blushing happily.
>>13188065> Twilight doesn't even know who "Cadence" is> apparently Shining and Cadence have been dating off and on since high schoolWay to pay attention to your family member's lives, Twilight
>>13188068>>13188069shit
>>13188089you should have just had the coffee
>>13188110>letting coffee coolbrewster spits in your coffee
>>13188111Woah Rarity looks like a total egghead
>>13188065what, him end up with her? but he's a nerd, look at that DnD stuff, there's no way he would end up with the hot popular girl
>>13188105>Twilight>who recently became book princess>paying attention to things other than books before Celestia's interventionyou don't watch the show.
>>13188105She doesn't know who "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza" is. Assumeably she's always just known her as "Cadance" and being the dense pony she is on occasion didn't make the connection when she saw the full name.
>>13188110I'd have coffee with Dash.
>>13188111rarifags disgust me
>>13188153Well they're in love with a lsut.
>>13188065>DiceSo...in Equestria, there's a dice-bag company that has their bags used to hold whisky?
>>13188176what's wrong with loving sluts?everyone loves sluts
>>13188153They're not as bad as ratfags
>>13188186And sluts love everyone.
>>13188183I like this headcanon.ANOTHER!
>tfw rose reblogs some furry boobs from an artist i like>that means she got a boner from it too>i share the same fetishes as rose
>>13188183sure, why not
>>13188191Exactly!
>>13188197YOU ALSO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS HER
>>13188227yeah but hitler and bronies breath air so that doesn't count
>>13188191>>13188186No everyone LIKES sluts, being in love with one is like loving a fictional character that can never love you back. Completely pointless and unfulfilling.
>>13188227All the water you have ever had was, at one point in time, piss.
>>13188228Hitler did nothing wrong
>>13188246>tfw you're drinking water that once passed through some qt dino's cloaca
>>13188246All the water in Hyrule passes beneath King Zora's ass and balls.
>>13188246Bear pls
>>13188236>unfulfilling>unf>full>filling
>>13188246But that's statistically unlikely.>>13188256What are you talking about, he was a terrible war leader. The third reich lost the war because of all the stupid shit he pulled.
>>13188246we're all, like, stardust, maaaaan
>>13188274HOLY SHIT
EVERYTHING IS QUARKS
I heard filling
>>13188274>Filling you full of unf.
>>13188279WE ARE ALLSTAAAAH DUST
>>13188275It's a joke ya dingus
>>13188298>we wil never have a Sugar Stuffing pic
>>13188197Sometimes I suspect Rose is a lesbian, or at least bi
>>13188315commission it
Your favorite pony unf'd for the first time
>>13188279Pardon me, but I'm about to blow your mind.We are the universe discovering itself.
>>13188143>you don't watch the show.I do, but Jeez. "Big brother, best friends" and she doesn't even know who he's dating?
"slut" is derogatorythere's nothing wrong with having a ton of sexual partners as long as your partners are comfortable with you having them
>>13188331I agree, Rarity.
>>13188320>I suspect Rose is a lesbianshe is
>>13188331>"slut" is derogatoryI thought we were reclaiming it
>>13188298oh dear
>>13188320She's octodimensionalsexual
>>13188298>we will never have a goo red ribbon stuff herself into rediv
>>13188320I suspect Rose is for sexual. Not any particular kind. Just, y'know, in general.
>>13188331Whore.
>>13188331Floozy
>>13188329Read about Bob Ross' life. It's fucking depressing/confusing. The guy had some horrible shit happen because of his success that may or may not have been a result of his own selfishness. Hard to tell.
>>13188358zing
>>13188320Are we shipping contributors now?
Can we stop talking about rose
>>13188358Cons for anything will always reek to high heaven
>>13188358#SHOTSFIRED
>>13188358And people said they weren't as bad as murikan bronies
>>13188374>no one will ever ship you
>>13188358That's just Europeans in general I suspect.
>>13188355she's practically asking for it
>>13188358I saw thatApparently the afterparty was super crowded so I'm sure it stank in that bar after the full day
>>13188374i ship anon with pony
>>13188377Yes please. Stop.
>>13188385make a popular OC, obviously
>>13188377BUT SHE'S AN ASIAN GRILL WITH THE SAME INTERESTS AS ME
>>13188398How lewd.
http://i.imgur.com/6bFZ07W.jpgwould you still love your cmc waifu even when she grows up and isnt cute anymore?
>>13188384well, murikan bronies are worse
>>13188407But I suck at making OCs
>>13188377hi rose
>>13188377I will never let you silence discussion of this cute, slutty pony
>>13188374mewball x rediv now and forever
>>13188410find asian grill at your workplace/college, anonit's not that hard
>>13188415What a retarded question.
>>13188377but she's a cute pone
>>13188417so make a shitty one and force it until it catches on
Rainbow Dash looks really good with this hairstyle...
>>13188394You know, some of the stuff that general makes is pretty cute.
>>13188374RosexGG OTP
>>13188416It's like comparing shit to decaying roadkill
>>13188436But then everyone will hate me
COME ON EVERYPONY SMILE SMILE SMILEhttps://soundcloud.com/fororchestra/my-little-pony-smile-smile
>>13188453I assumed that everyone already hated you because you thought you would never get shipped
>>13188440She always looks good.
>>13188424>>13188392Cease slandering my waifu you uncultured swine
>>13188445mainly Equestria-Prevailsmost of their stuff is still poor though but they're getting better and attracting new drawfags as well
>>13188453i already do
>>13188415Of coursenot.
>>13188461No, people just never remember me
>>13188463She isn't my favorite pony, but she's still super cute.
>>13188470>your waifuShe's already been claimed previously.
Your favorite pony doesn't tip at restaurants
>>13188033What kind of fucking swing is that?
>>13188463I wish I had more pictures of ponytail RD.
>>13188476STOP THAT.WE ARE NOT PLAYING 'GUESS THE CONTRIBUTOR' TODAY
>>13188358The Chicago Comic-Con "about" page actually spells out that attendees should bathe and wear deodorant. It's nice when people spell out just how hot a con floor can get with umpteen thousand warm bodies, and how you can't just 'pretend' to shower.
>>13188476so be more memorablefor example: make a shitty oc and force it until it catches on
>>13188458that's gay, you're gay, pinkie's gay.https://soundcloud.com/ideaot/gangnam-style-new-version-86
>>13188492the "I'm pretending to be an untrained asshole" kind
>>13188488I just need to buy her a book on restaurant etiquette.
Pony is giving you the cold shoulder
I'm back from my shower, this place is still shit. What do you have to say for yourself?
>>13188470who's slandering?it's only natural for such a pretty pony to have many partners
>>13188495How about long haired RD>
>>13188492The kind where you throw directly over a guy in a wheelchair's head because you don't want to hurt them.
>>13188458http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbRJoHTJAM
>>13188449At least the people at BUCK were generally thinner.
>>13188415Thigh gaps really weird me out. They can also indicate severe nutritional deficiencies or hip displasia.
>>13188514your shower wasnt long enough
>>13188519Anon pls.Trying to explain feminism to 4chan users is like trying to make oatmeal cry.
>>13188127I love mixed up filenames.
>>13188522and there were fewer fedoras
>>13188519a key that fits many locks is a good keya lock that takes a lot of keys is a bad lock
>>13188522>>13188537Still doesn't matter, bronies a shit
<Scootaloo's face and tiny *pomf!* when Rainbow Dash slowly pulls her hair up into a ponytail, sweat glistening on her flank, with an athletic cocky grin after beating the opposing team.
>>13188529oatmeal? are you crazy?
>>13188549>that fucking spider
>>13188554yeah but, yours are worse
>>13188519>A man forced to do manual labor for the rest of his life.>Normal>A woman cheats on a man and gets custody of the children>Normal>An 18 year old kid drafted and sent to war to die>NormalAt least let us have fucking.>>13188529
>>13188507>KualsiWouldn't that be a redundant mask to give her anyways?
>>13188562Are you that much of a nationalist that you need to go on the internet and say that your shit smells better than mine?
>>13188483Of course she has anon, by me, years ago. I will fax you a copy of the waifu contract>>13188515I will give you points for getting the pretty part right anonShe is a very pretty pony
>>13188435That cute pone is missing the whites of her left eye.
>>13188547>>13188573
rapid, staccato horsefucking
pank
>>13188573REDDIT SPOTTED
>>13188573>women are allowed to be in combat roles and special forces now>but their physical requirements are lower>EQUALITY
>>13188549I have to ask, what's the game on the right?
What if pony just didn't give a fuck?
What would a crying oatmeal even look like?>>13188529
>>13188595dota
>>13188573>proving his point
Daily reminder: Don't forget to vote what pone is the sluttiest one of them all at http://best-pony.tk
>>13188600Oatmeal with water slowly rising up around it
>>13188600Isn't there a pony in the show named "Oatmeal"?
>>13188595Tibia
>>13188549Poor TA
>>13188573> Men required to enter Selective Service> Women ALLOWED to OPT for Service> erryone a hero> erryone 'Murrican pride
>>13188588>post feminist crap>someone points out why modern western feminism is retarded>WOW STOP BEING SO LEDDITevery time
>>13188600Soggy Oatmeal
Pony got you a present.
There are not enough ponies in this thread.We should fix this.
>>13188634What's in the box?
>>13188644ponies are sleepingthey're exhausted
>>13188584This contract is forged.
>>13188594>implying there will ever be women in combat roles
>>13188549>more often than not, women are also a "support" role>only 4 supports shown
>>13188644I can help you with that.
>>13188662There will be, because their physical requirements are lower.
>>13188612Yeesh.
>>13188646Rainbow Dash
>>13188644But there are so many pones to choose fromHow do I know which pone to post
>>13188646Nothing at all.
>>13188667>women are allowed in support roles>support roles most likely to be targets of a strike against a seriously threatening opponent.
>>13188684Any of them.
>>13188458This is neat
Would you let the Royal Guard do things to you
>>13188685The most brutal gift of all...
>>13188611I think he was agreeing that there's no point bringing up feminisim here.
>>13188684what a slutI wonder if they'd DP her in the sky
>>13188675No there won't. Pretty much all women have been washing out.
Balls of brass, polished to the nth degree.
>>13188684ThresholdTHRESHOLDTHREESSSSSHOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDD
>>13188689Honestly every single person should have perfunctory training in small arms, close-quarters fighting. It's not like every army gives a shit about Geneva protocols re: not storming medical tents and civilian shelters.
>>13188699only the Crystal Guard
>>13188692o-ok here i go
I vote we post more Panka Poe and Rainbow.Failing that, I'm always up for corruption thread ala Nachopony, Queen Bugpone, and Black!Rarity.
>>13188699no
>>13188699Sure, they're qt 3.14s
>>13188721Necromongers pls
>>13188684> raindrop is polyI'm okay with that
