CHEESE LEGS: IT'S THE CHEESIESTOld horse: >>13175335
Just taste it.
http://mlpg.co/rarity/
>>13180151I bet it's his sister trying to keep him on the farm working and away from suitors
Don't mind me, just keeping you abreast of my situation
Bug pony a shit
>>13180161I love this song
>>13180161There's nothing wrong with a whore, because the worst you can say is that she likes fucking the mens
>>13180142"Who is this"
Gilda just got Lemmy to autograph her tits, and now she's getting it tattooed. On a scale of one to ten, how insane with fan-joy is she?
mmm, fresh horse smell
>>13180166Perhaps add some black outlines to the letters?
>>13180172I didn't know Gilda owned birds.
>>13180167NO YOU A SHIT
meh, not really feeling drawing todayIT Crowd Stram will be up in ~10
>>13180161>slut/whore jokeI'm sick of it. Honestly. It's just annoying now. A dead horse.The song will always be great no matter what tough.
>>13180166 I'm not trying to be an asshole but please work on drawing different facial expressions.
>>13180166IT'S SHITthe color of the letters doesn't mix well with her sweater, especially the i and t in Twist which blend into it pretty hardmaybe a "peppermint" white and red would make them pop
>>13180186Dammit mewballwhy are you always strammin when I gotta sleep
Pure Maiden.
did Steve ever get his vacation day, or did the gift shop arch-demon cancel his leave?
>>13180193why is she so perfect, mlpg?
>>13180161LITERALLY THE BESTRARITY YOU ARE THE BEST WHORE
>>13180192its my special talent
>>13180193>tfw you realize a Prince wasn't good enough for her and you wouldn't have a chance
>>13180192because he lives on the worst coast
>>13180198You tell me anon
Y'all wanna get some funny feelings? Like weird electric jolts and all?http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=62tFvvVxcsg
>>13180198being perfect is her entire gimmick. you're damn right she's perfect.
>>13180193I agreeShe's saving herself for the right stalion or dragon
>>13180204Well that was Blueblood. It's not exactly what she dreamed off.I'M WORKING ON HAVING A CHANCE WITH HER ANON. I REALLY AM.
>>13180198She's one of the only prissy fashion obsessed characters I actually like.A rarity.
>>13180216That is one gorgeous horse
>>13180166>And like clockwork.You know you aren't helping when you react to the shitposters right?!But could you tone the tit's down a little?Fuck, why do I have to agree with a SHITPOSTER?!
>>13180204Blueblood was a shitty prince, we got this covered
Y'know, watching the episodes again made me realize something. I'm glad Faust never got total power over the show. I like the super action adventure episodes just fine, but they definitely don't need to be all over the place. Slice of life is definitely where the show shines.
>>13180161
>>13180216
>>13180215>after she found out Blueblood was not the one, Rarity realised she had lots of catching up to do
why yes, I would like this thread to be about my waifu
>>13180204>implying someone with courteous intentions, no matter how ill-practiced, is worse than Blueblood
You are not the first human to arrive in equestria. Another arrived at the precise moment you did, both of you in the midst of celestia herself. However, she can only appoint one of you as the high ambassador. You must compete with one another. The winner will gain prominence in the court, while the other will have to work his way up.what ordeals await?
>>13180208>>13180212>Rarity>PerfectHAShe's great and most of her flaws are minor. And even then her qualities completely overshadows them. And one of the best things about her is how much she cares about her friends and how many sacrifices she'd make for them.
>>13180221The most gorgeous.
>>13180239>in the midst of celestiawatwas this like a chestburster thing or something
>>13180234
What IS IT with whispery women and funny feelings in my pantshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1tJ9u1TJu68
FUCKING WHOREShe is all grey-whiteish because she covered in clotted cum
>>13180230someone should shorten that gif so her head only moves a very small distance, up and down and up and down and so on...
>>13180240You know what we mean anon
>>13180239I do not care for politics, for power. All I wish s to be with my waifu. I shall not work for prominence in the court but to conquer my waifu's heart.Good day.
aww yess rarity thread
>>13180257Or, you know, she could have just been born white
>Chrysalis thread>becomes Rarity threadCan't you guys just stick to a single whore?
>>13180255anon plsshe's not even a whispery pony
>>13180239TRIAL BY STONE
>>13180265In the beginning there was RarityIn the end there will be RarityIn Rarity's end, there shall we be
>>13180263>Born coveerd in cummakes perfect senseborn as a slut and whoreyes
What's the proper angle for booping?>>13180230>pony will never kiss you>>13180265I don't like what you're implying there, anon.
>>13180255Whispering is shit asmr, all I can hear is the spit in their mouth
all the faggots with the tired slut jokes are just shitposting because they feel their waifu is threatened by the better horse
>>13180269But Anon, this is precisely what Twilight would get her rocks off on.
>>13180239>in the midst of CelestiaSo we're like, in her colon and must escape before she contracts around us?
>>13180260Oh I do. But i just wanted to praise her more.
>>13180276Rarity plz
>>13180285Well what's your poison?
>>13180285It could always be worse.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h2GAGYBZiHg
>>13180288Anon as a fellow Rarifag I just wanted to say that you're kinda of a faggot for that post
Rarity is so good because we all preemptively disliked her from the beginning because we've been conditioned from experience to dislike her character type.
>>13180142Mmmm... yummy yummy cheese legs.. ;)
>Ra Ra Tea thread
>meghan's latest tweetscould anyone remind me how is she not fucking up the show?
>>13180299Certain noises like mechanical watches I like, but if it had to be people I'd say just those with relaxing voices, normally male for meWhispering everyone female tries to do and almost always sounds bad to me, either just the breathing in the microphone or like I said the in-between sounds like breathing or tongue/spit
>>13180316This is true
>>13180332>being this plebeian
>>13180334pls
Best ponyBest VABest humanhorse
>>13180316And then in Suited for Success she made me love her
> you are now aware Twilight probably masturbates violently to others performing calligraphy in Canterlot College Library
>>13180276I know a lot of people here consider wingboners to be a huge brony thing but man they honestly kinda get me going
>not stamping
>>13180332I think you mean Rarara. That lass of myth and lore.
>>13180355http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XMolEvB5EqAyou bet your ass she does.
Streaming a few episodes of The IT Crowdbe there or be a fucking faggothttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartisthttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartisthttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
Just your daily reminder that his smelly dick was all over and inside your precious waifu.
>>13180316The first FiM thing I ever saw was the leaked WWU song. And there she was. The others singing about work or how they will starve if they don't get rid of winter. AND HERE'S THAT BITCH SINGING ABOUT FUCKING BOOTSThen I watched the show. At the end of the first episode I hated her. Least favorite. Hell I knew i will never like her.Second episode made her second best pony. By the end of Boast Busters she was tied with twilight for best horse.Then Dragonshy aired. She finally was alone as best pony. And till then she just continued to rise and rise.Then before I even realized she was my waifu.
>>13180375omnomnom cocks
>>13180379I wonder what CC thought about that whole affair?
>>13180383>And till thenI mean since then.
>>13180372oh my god that scratching sound why is it so good
MLPG is not for sexual, Anon.
>>13180344Said the prole who wishes to be high-class.
>>13180396Because it's so ... fucking right?And Twilight probably DOES love that sound
>>13180391She probably gobbled at his balls while he bounced Rarity on his dick.
Good morning, mlpg.
>>13180306whatever, i have no problem trading insults with bronies who subscribe to the believe that any pony on the show is a slut
Punch horse against Soda Popinski, how does the fight go?
>>13180398It's so true.But do you know what IS?
>>13180409Rarity is the best main girl to translate to comic format.
>>13179959I had fun drawing this one
>"I sure do like giving you lots of huge, Anon bo banon>"Hahahhaham jikes on you, smellly garbage wiuldnt like to hgut you>Anon cryed his eyes out like a punk ass buska nad died of dehydrathyion eveveral moments later>Lady Judy Dench won severka awards sooob afer
>>13180425I want a larger version of that ponk face.Stat.
>>13180423I haven't read any of the comics still, should I?
Rarara thread?
>>13180425That is adorable
i would watch The Rescuers featuring Rarity and Applejack and Bianca and Bernard respectively.
>>13180445Read them all you clownespecially the rarararaarararar micro
>>13180425Ha, that's great
>>13180445YESStart with the Rarity micro
>>13180445You can get them all on yayponies.Go read them all faglord.Just avoid the Dash and Twilight mini comics.
>>13180437
>>13180166I narrowed her mouth and put some shine on those lips. Just suggestions.
>>13180446Just this once.
>>13180425I like it.
>>13180460NO! TRY AGAIN!
>>13180445Yes you should.Rarity is great in all of them
>>13177461
WEH
What happens if an Alicorn's power becomes unstable?
Twistits is my least favorite Twist
>>13180454>>13180457>>13180459>>13180470Rarara micro it is
>>13180459Don't listen to this faggot. The Twilight one is good if you can get passed over the bad art. Avoid the dash and the Fluttershy one
>>13180411Shes only a slut when theres gems involved.
>>13180476EA greentext happens
>>13180475
>>13180453And Dash as Jake in the sequel.
>>13180476This kills the pony.
>>13180480AND GIVE US YOUR REACTIONSLIKE A LETS WATCH, BUT OF THE COMIC
Look out best pony coming through.
>>13180469
Hey youGuy in the /g/ desktop threadDon't invite people over here, even if they listened to the MLPG album in 2012Thanks
>>13180497
>>13180497Where? Rarity's standing in the way, I can't see.
>best VA>best episodes>best little sister>best ships>best micro>best hair>best beauty>best outfits>best theme music>best body colour taking other white ponies into consideration>loved by Japs>least brony main girlIs there any doubt?
>>13180485<3
>>13180498FUCK YOU
>>13180493Uhh.. alrightJust how long are these comics then?
>>13180363It's cute and funny. I mean, people are going to make the visual association anyway.
Philatelic sounds like it should mean something lewd.
>>13180509>>least brony main girl>this is what rarifags actually believe
>>13180476nothing, usually. alicorns are just ponies like any other. beings like Celestia and Luna, however, physical embodiments of certain forces, can overload. and do. usually they go mad with power and start thinking they actually ARE Gods.
Season 4 spoiler
>>13180522we're a very vocal minority.
>>13180509>>best VAno>>best episodesno>>best little sisterno>>best shipsno, only the worst>>best micromaybe>>best hairworst>>best beautythere is no beauty in this horse>>best outfitstrue>>best theme musicnope>>best body colour taking other white ponies into considerationno>>loved by Japsmmmmaybe>>least brony main girlgood for youreally>Is there any doubt?Yes
>>13180476You mean what happens to a alicorn when the warp overtakes them?the become onions
>>13180516Not very longJust put a name onSomething Russian soundingLike strelinkov
>>13180526that's a very unf idea
>>13180509>>best little sisterI like Sweetiebelle as much as the next guy, buy applebloom is just plain better
Reminder that Lauren is butthurt because the show is better without her
>>13180551>>13180551>>13180551>>13180551>>13180551
>>13180544Happy? I think the torrent just finished
>>13180556thisisbait.png
>>13180509>best VA
>>13180551But that's wrongAB is just miniAJ.She's worst CMC
>>13180509Rarity isn't my favorite pony, but I can't deny she has has fantastic episodes featuring her. SHS was an amazing episode that was powerfully emotional.
>>13180556Honestly this still makes me laugh
>>13180556[ Bait intensifies ]
>>13180567so are you
NOW ENTERING: THE BRONE ZONE------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>13180575>AJ: best pony>Mini AK: Best fillySimple shit
>this thread
>>13180579If that had a good song it would have probably replaced SfS as my favorite episode.
>>13180589YepSimple shit. Not good at all.
>>13180575>the miniature version of best horse is worst CMC
>>13180575She is the most adorable CMC and is the leader of the bunchBest crusader
>>13180590
NOW LEAVING: THE BRONE ZONE--------------------------------------------------------NOW ENTERING: THE PONK ZONE--------------------------------------------------------
>>13180603>most adorableObjectively wrong>leaderLike that has any meaning in the CMC. Let's be honest all of them are equal. There's no real leader per se
NOW ENTERING: THE DANGER ZONE--------------------------------------------
Twilight Sparkle is best changeling!
I think we all need to take a deep breath, step back, and think of the really important issues.GLORIOUS WINGED MASTER HORSES > FILTHY GREEDY UNICORNS > GROUND BOUND NO-TALENT FILTH
>>13180619>Let's be honest all of them are equalApplebloom is more equal than others
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Now leaving the PONE ZONE
>>13180632Unicorns>Pegasuses>>>>>>>>>>useless mud ponies
>>13180631What's wrong with that dog?
>>13180632But Unicorn master race can EASILY clip wings.
i want to get off ridebut at this point i can't tell if it hurts more to leave or to stay
Jesus christ theres a lot of detail in these pages
>>13180643Tear cry more horn yankee pegasus numbah one unicorn fat disgusting wwwwww
>>13180619Applebloom is most clearly the one in charge, she founded the gang and often has the biggest role>Objectively rightCorrected for you, Sweetiebelle is fierce competition but her bow multiplies her cuteness factor twenty fold
>mewball>posts a lot of doge>has drawn saffron butts>wants to marry a horseI think mewball might be a furry
>>13180658I KNOWIT'S GREAT
>>13180650>Pegasi have weather control>hurricanes and tornadoes on whimEat dick
>Ponies >Master acebwahahahahaha
>>13180658TYPE MORE LIKE THISFORGET WORD LIKE "A" AND "THE" AND STOP USING PLURAL FORM, ARE FOR PUSSY
>>13180665>might be
>>13180683>bwahahahahahaBowser get the fuck out
I support PONK zone
>>13180463Me and my big mouths
>>13180683>dragons>can swim in lava and breathe fire>ponies>control the fucking sun
>>13180662Then clearly we need someone to draw us a picture of Sweetiebelle in a bow before we can make an accurate judgement.
>>13180662Again the leader meas nothing. They are all equal in the group. And not really she didn't found the gang. Sweetie and Scootaloo defended her in front of everyone and they banded together. All three of them founded the group.She just came up with the name they used.Also her Bow a shit
>>13180643>>13180632
>>13180687Might be.We haven't seen the picture of his shibe fursona fucking lyra yet.
>>13180681>Cast want it need it spell on a few pebbles>throw them randomly towards pegasuses >They all kill each other
>>13180591Call me a pleb if you want, but I'll say right now not a single song in MLP has been bad to me. Some are far better than others but all of them still manage to cheer me up a bit. I hope S4 keeps that feeling going.
>>13180683the green one and the white one are giving me a boner and i want to draw porn of one of them
>>13180719>Cast TORNADOLONG RANGE VICTORY
>>13180721I almost agree with youLove is in Bloom a shit. Really I can't even listen to it.
>>13180707>Also her Bow a shit
>>13180696>only ponies can control the sun
*whine*
>>13180735BRING IT BITCH
>>13180740>Discord is part pony>Discord also works for ponies nowPONY STRONKPONY BEST
>>13180684Fuck anonJust wanna read
>there are people who think ponies, dragons and griffons are master racegummi laughs at you, everybody know gators are master race
Do you think Twilight will go Alicorn II, become more slender, and her hair does that magic flowing thingy?should this transformation be temporary?
>>13180742I honestly hate it when people draw butts like thatI don't know what it is but it looks so off
>>13180752NO YOU MUST TONE DOWN YOUR ENJOYMENT AND ENTERTAIN US
>>13180760>gators>not crocspls
>>13180707>Also her Bow a shitFite me irl, I rek ur face u cheeky m8
>>13180734Fair enough.It also depends what mood I'm in too, like right now I'm listening to A True True Friend, and it just makes me feel great.I believe in S4.
>>13180749Rarity is such a slut
>>13180775So do I anon. So do I
>>13180765What if she finds a way to go even farther beyond?
>>13180766too much space between the flanks, makes them look flat and awkward
I hope not twilicorn sucks already if they know whats good for them theyl stop now also rarity is best pone your argument is invalid
Didn't Jaysson say that they would never include humans on the show?Well so much for that, but expected since he doesn't have the last word and no one should take his word for granted
>>13180643>>13180632>PegasiDouchebags. Fly around all day and fuck with clouds, weather would be fine without them.>UnicornsPompous twats. Have everything handed to them on a silver platter, never use their heads for anything but remembering spells. Useless except as slave labor, or magical batteries trapped in stasis tanks for sun moving, and the sun might not actually need any one horned assholes to move in the first place. It could very well be a unicorn conspiracy to hide the truth that they're just living power sources and nothing more.>Earth poniesOnly given their hooves and their wits. Industrious, creative, inventive, rational, and kind hearted. Built a whole town and planted an orchard in a desert in the span of a year. Most are highly intelligent when educated, unlike airheaded unicorns and pegasi. Everyone would starve to death without them.
unf
>>13180786
>Any pony type master race>Not glorious changeling hordes
>tfw best friend finds a partner>tfw spends less and less time with you
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>13180793Aw look at the cute little mud pony trying to sound smart.Go back playing in dirt or whatever your kind does.
>>13180793>pegasi and unicorns = da jews>earth ponies = honest aryan ubermensch with strong moralsI see you there hitler
>>13180771Dude I'm pretty sure Caimon's a gator
>>13180802>changelings>perfect
>>13180783A mohawk of horns, and buttwings.
No unf allowed
>>13180771But there are no crocs in the Bayou. Caimon's a gator.
>>13180363what is this even from?
BATPONY MASTER RACE
>>13180805>look at me I've never used my brain in my life>i think of things happening and the magic does it for me>my magic is mostly limited to my shitty special talent but i love to overestimate it when being a dick>--unicorn more like unicornhole
>>13180794>Lotus is the only professional mare in the town around Big Mac.This will do.
>>13180657>fingers crossedA gesture that also means "I'm telling a lie, god forgive me".
>>13180284>What's the proper angle for booping?You've found it, sir.
>>13180820Boku no Twily
>>13180793>planted an orchard in a desert>a fucking desert>highly intelligent when educatedNigga reallyWOAH LOOK OUT GUYS THE EARTH PONES ARE HERE
CHANGELING STRONG>MAGICS>HORNS>WINGS>CAN GROW HANDS>BRILLIANT MILITARY TACTICSPONY IS PIG
>>13180804She thinks she has a chance compared to Zecora.
>>13180603She's the leader of the bunch;she knows her part.And she's here to earnher cutie mark!Her carpentry skillsjust can't be beat,making clubhouse repairan easy feat!She's tough, she's cleverAnd kinda sneakyShe's the first member,of the C-M-C.
>you will never a sophisticated traditional unicorn pone
>>13180835I will experiment further after this IT crowd.
>>13180846Well, Zecora could always get enhancements; no reason why she can't poof herself something a little bigger.
Why is she so coy?
>>13180835>booping straight onNOWHEN YOU BOOP, YOUR FINGER MUST BE AT A 45 DEGREE INCLINE
>>13180855Dash is not a fish anon.
>>13180851I thought those mingers looked familiar.
>>13180826>look at me I've never used my brain in my life>i think of things happening and the magic does it for meLet's just think this through for a minute.You know what, take two. You look like you could use it.
>>13180859This, if you go in straight on you are poking not booping
>>13180864There's idly thinking of things, and then there's using your brain.Unicorns have the worst problem solving skills.
>>13180861Explain how she's such an expert on bait then?
>>13180859Booping is very context-dependent, anon. The ground-parallel boop is quite appropriate in the illustrated situation, whereas either an upward or downward inclined boop would either put your finger in pone's nostril or scratch pone's nose with your fingernail.
>Thinking earth ponies are dumb and useless>Smart fuckin high class earthies all over the show, even in canterlot>Manehattan, ponyville, and appleoosa are earth pony cities>Thinking unicorns are lazy and dumb>Move the fucking sun>Wizards all over the place making your life easier>Fabulous clothing>Thinking pegasi are douches>Magnificent fuckin cloud cities>Have the entire area's climate under control>Meteorology is complex stuff seriouslyWhy can't we get along?
>>13180871pffft
>>13180843>shit magic>fucking bug wing a shit>tactic: ram with head until breaks>METEOR INTO THE FUCKING GROUND WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SLOWING DOWN>GET BEATEN UP IN HOOF TO CHEESE COMBAT BY YOUNG MARES
>>13180876Pegasi are the best
>>13180632>>13180643>>13180650>>13180681>>13180719>>13180733>>13180709>>13180793>>13180805>>13180826>>13180864>>13180806>>13180840
>Dash>Not a fishPresenting evidence that she is.
>>13180854In the comic Mac seems to only really seem to click with Zecora.Every time they run into one another he is either happy to see her, or she lifts his mood.I am totally shipping that.
>>13180876Unicorns rule Mud ponies droolPegasues a OK
>>13180877Proof!
I think we can all agree that there isn't a pony alive that's not superior to the diamond dogs.
>>13180884>Dash>Not a jewPresenting evidence that she is.
>>13180876Because pegasi are just objectively better
>>13180895A jew fish is entirely possible.
>still no god damned update to that god damned futa humanhorse deepthroat fapficGOD DAMN IT
>changeling discussionOH BOY, TIME TO SHOW OFF MY HEADCANON AGAIN.http://1dl.us/HMAhttp://1dl.us/HPQThere's more brewing along these lines, but I haven't committed any of it to text yet.
Maybe Dash is a Lion?
>>13180893
>>13180884Lies and slander.
>>13180876Because without Earth Ponies Equestria would starve.
>>13180903>futa humanhorse deepthroat fapficYou have my attention
>>13180882you're all welcome
Spending my time on MLPG makes me feel like I kind of have friends even though I don't
>tfw you'll never watch a pony explore herself without realizing anyones watching
Without unicorns the sun wouldn't riseWithout earth ponies there would be no foodWithout pegasi there, uh, would be rain at inconvenient times?
>>13180918MLPGcon when
>>13180922>holy shit>theres nothin down there>i aint got shit
>>13180918Me too
>>13180899Pretty poniesPretty humans
>>13180918Same anon
>>13180918Why don't you have friends anon? Didn't you know friendship is magic?
>>13180927Except that clouds don't move at all. So no rain at all unfortunately.
>>13180938Deformed chinless, noseless, bug eyed anime people are not pretty
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>>13180873What about the curved-finger boop?How many joints worth of curve should I have?>>1318086745 degree seems too great.Half that seems good.
>>13180945Since their planet has large bodies of water and a sun that rises and sets, there has to be wind, so the clouds move on their own. It's unavoidable.
>>13180918>>13180937Thirded, motion passes. We all each other's niggas here.Unless you waifu apple horse.
>RD's Alicorn test>She has to help Twilight suppress a malicious beast>during the battle RD's wings get severely scorched by its fire breath, then one gets partially torn off by a claw swipe>this only happens in the book, whereas the show goes straight to the part where RD refuses to leave Twilight alone with the creature.
>>13180927>Without unicorns the sun wouldn't rise>what are princesses The earthpono one makes sense, but remember that weather diesn't move on it's own outside of the everfree. It's symbiotic, the groudbound workforce plants, the pegasi take care of necessary weather, and the mudhooves gather.
>Fluttershy>Notyhing more that a parasite feeding off Rainbow Trout.Pick 2.
>>13180943Friends are hard to get anon, we don't all have a Celestia in our lives to push us into making friends
>>13180922*shlick*
>>13180957Except they just don't. They're freaked out by the Everfree's clouds moving of their own accord, remember?Equestria is magic, it's a complete tossup whether or not we can apply physics and logic to any particular part of it.
>You mean there's a difference between them?>All I see is a bunch of pastel-colored pillocks with fancy pictures painted on their arses whose knees turn to jelly at the sound of a real rainstorm.
Did smackdown lost some weight?I could swear she was chubbier
>>13180977Pegasus magic is probably why they don't move outside of the everfree in the first place.
>>13180980Oi shutchya gob you noodle-kneed branch head
>>13180977>>13180970PLANTS EXISTED IN EQUESTRIA BEFORE PONIES GOT THERE. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE EVERFREETHAT MEANS THAT THERE IS A NATURAL CYCLEMUD PONIES AND PEGASUSES ARE A SHIT AND LAIRSTHE ONLY TRUTH IS THAT THE SUN DOESN'T MOVE ON IT'S OWN, CONFIRMED IN THE PILOTS
>>13180943I had friends before poneBut then depression and anxiety and college happenedSo now you're all I've got and it's more than I deserve
>>13180999Trips confirm anon for best friend
>>13180915http://www.fimfiction.net/story/120718/spring-has-sprung
beb
>>13180991>YE WANT THE WIND LET OOT YER BLADDER, YE MUD-SPATTERED PINTO GOBSHITE?!
>>13180887but i was making penis chance joke god damnit
>>13180995the plants ponies depend on for nutrition might not grow well enough to support lots and lots of pones without earth ponies cultivating them
>>13180954>What about the curved-finger boop?Typically reserved for special occasions such as birthday parties, major holidays, and important social functions, the curved-finger boop is considered to be the "classy" variant. Do be aware of the length of your fingernails, however, as you may scratch your pone unintentionally while booping in this way.>How many joints worth of curve should I have?Point your index finger straight up, then relax it slightly, and you should be quite close to optimal curved-finger booping form. Anywhere from 2 to 10 degrees of curvature at the first knuckle is acceptable, with perhaps 1 or 2 degrees of curve at the tip and 0 to 10 at the joint where your finger meets the rest of your hand. Do bear in mind that these are largely guidelines, and your exact curvature depends largely on the dimensions of your phalanges and the size of your booping partner.Approach your target with your wrist canted slightly in whichever direction is comfortable, and boop gently.Warning: High-force booping in the curved-finger position may result in sprained joints or, in extreme cases, broken bones.
>>13181020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAoaCHdTJY
Why aren't you drawing?
Would you show pony the magic of cornstarch and water on a speaker?
>>13181040Because I'm bad at it
>>13180876>>Move the fucking sun>>Wizards all over the place making your life easierWhen was the last time a unicorn that was not a main character did any of this?
>>13181040I'm going to bed.
>>13181033I boop how I want when I want. Even under handed boopingFUCK THE SYSTEM
>>13181040because im really dumb
>>13181040Because I just got up and haven't even had breakfast yet.I guess I could do some requests after that though. Anyone got some?
>>13181031See here's the problem.I really think that any pony could grow plants. But only the Earth Ponies can grow them efficiently enough to feed all of Equestria.A small group of ponies with no earth ponies among them? Yeah they could survive, ran their own farm but the same number of Earth ponies would outproduce them easily. \Unicorns are the only ones that can keep with up with them but barely and the quality is clearly inferior to what they make.
>>13181040I really apreciate it when i see actual little kids enjoying FiM stuff like this
>nonconsensual boops
>>13181041You mean>Anon tries to leave MLPG.gif?
>>13181040Because my mother never encouraged me in anything when I was a child
>>13181054Are you too busy with your legion of anons
>>13181060
>>13181058Unicorns are pretty baller at harvesting though.It took two making quality cider to outdo the apple family until the apples started working at unsustainable levels.
Damn, that rarara micro was pretty good There wasn't enough length to it for me to give any sort of reaction thoughAm I going to enjoy any of the other comics or should I just leave while I'm ahead?
>>13181053>under handed boopingSweet lord. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? You could lose your hand at the shoulder if your partner so much as twitches wrong, and even those with booping instructor certification hesitate to demonstrate such a maneuver outside of a controlled environment.
>>13181079Read them all man.ALLExcept the Dash and Fluttershy ones. If you don't want too.
>>13181079>Buy me things!
>>13181080#yolo
>>13181079Also>implying I have friends
>>13181079Well, You will enjoy the CMC micro, so just keep going
>>13181070that actually doesnt exist
Good night, MLPG.
Why is she so big, /co/?
>>13181104Oh so its just me thenWell this is embarrassing
>>13181104do you want it to
>>13181109Because macro/vore fetish?
>>13181080Like I said, living on the edge bra with strong winds ablowing.
>>13181040because i won't make friends anyway
>>13181109why is she so uglyjesus christ
http://derpiboo.ru/413389NO
>>13181107See you tomorrow.
>plant three pumpkin vines in the spring>currently: three pumpkins just barely starting to grow>take three CS classes in succession at state uni>three easy 4.0s>calc, linear alg, etc, range from 3.5 to 4.0tfw unicorn
>>13181118it's just airing the movie on TVshill out
>>13181118I actually want to watch thisWith MLPG
>>13181080
Just a reminder that your life is going to be nothing like how you hoped it to be and will probably be much worse than even your most pessimistic aspirations
>>13181087>>13181102I suppose I'll go download the rest of them then
>>13181118>>13181126Stram PLS.
>>13181109If you suddenly had magic at your disposal in a world with no magic prior, wouldn't you turn yourself into an oversized badass?I would.I'd go naked rei on the whole planet.
>>13181096>#yoloOh. Well.In that case, carry on. I'm sure there are hospitals eager to put your organs to better use than you will. Assuming anything's left after your partner purges their anterior sparkle siphon all over you, of course.
>>13181131Impossible. I am the most pessimistic human being who has ever lived.Also, I don't have aspirations of any kind
>>13181131I refuse to accept your reminder and I will pretend I'm cuddling a Sweetie Belle while I sleep tonight.
Are over-the-counter boops any good?
>>13181110>>13181112yes
>>13181079The main ones are pretty good, pretty much equivalent or better to a typical show adventure episode.Of the micros:Dash one sucked, Twilight one was good but the colourist fucked up the art, Fluttershy one had some nice parts but was overall a bit bland.Rest are good and worth reading. CMC one was great.
>>13181131Much like this horse, my life is perfect.I have my PC and my own place.Also I'm trying to learn programming so I can say I developed a game before.
>>13181150Yeah, but they're way weaker. You can't even get high on them.
>>13181131Well ahead of youWait, what if I hope it'll be shit? Does that mean it'll be amazing?
>>13181151Okay what do you want me to do
>>13181135>twilight beefs baking>baking>the science for hungry people#BEEF
>>13181040YOU BETTER FINISH THAT APPLE BLOOM KID SHE'S ALL HAPPY AND EXCITED BECAUSE SOMEONE STARTED TO COLOR HER DON'T LEAVE THAT FILLY HANGIN'!
>>13181131I have no hopes for my life. What happens happens. I'll just try to do my best in what happens and see where that leads.
>>13181109Sunset Shimmer should have had a villain song. Not the dubshit songs of the movie - maybe a parody of all those shitty girl pop songs like britney spears type thing while she sings about dominating equestria to create a weird contrast sort of like in that one game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69ncghlwZVA
>>13181157It just won't beYou're going to die
>>13181150Not worth it. They're poorly executed and the effects don't last anywhere near as long. Even at the reduced price compared to prescription-only boops, you'd be better off with the controlled stuff.
>>13181169Looking forward to it
>>13181162The chemistry part of baking is easy as shit.The cake decoration part isn't.
>>13181168Needs more lenseflare.
>>13181168What the fuck
>>13181175When you die you'll go to equestriaThe ponies there will not like youNeither will the griffonsor the dogsor the changelings
>>13181177>twilight's food is one of the tastiest thing you have ever tasted>But it looks like she just sit all over the plate
>>13181168
what if humans could use magic but instead of coming out their hands and dicks it came out of their asses
>>13181192>>13181168Die transponyist scum
>>13181159lets go out to eat eh
>>13181186Then it'll be mildly better than being here, so I'll take it
>>13181189>Twilight's shit is the tastiest thing you have ever tasted
>>13181198ever have a pie shake?
>>13181198Alright, where do you want to go
>>13181131i love you too anonymous
>>13181194eat a shitload of skittlestaste the rainbow bitches
>>13181209Mewball are you a furry
>>13181189>you eventually convince rarity and twilight to work together in the kitchen>this happens
>>13181198redivare you canadian
>>13181209Doge version of the dog in that wooden muzzle where you can only see his eyes and snout.
>>13181217My god. I just...imagine how a full course made by them would look.
And you're going to have to deal with the fact that there are dumb assholes born into money that have confidence and all the relationships and opportunities you wish forAnd there are dumb, poor assholes that don't work nearly as hard as you that have relationships that you wish forLife is fantastically unfair and you got dealt a shitty hand by being a dorky unattractive guy with no confidence that got tricked into thinking that being smart or working hard would end up in you being happy
>>13181226>Anon faints at the sight of it, landing head first ontop of all the food
I'm trying new and dangerous forms of booping, like the REVERSE DOUBLE-BOOP.Is my pony at risk of serious bodily harm from this?>>13181217Beautiful.
>>13181231Well I'm a dumb poor asshole that doesn't work hard at all
>>13181217I hate it when food is so pretty I feel like a barbarian eating it.
>>13181245you're toying with forces you don't understand
>>13181245is it gay if butts are touching?
>>13181248it's a good thing it never looks like the menu then
>>13181241Fuck that man. I wouldn't even eat it. I mean it would jut look divine. A goddamn murder to eat it.
>>13181231Pretty much. Can't argue with that
>>13181241>the food starts slowly vanishing>the mountain of ruined beauty shrinking inwards towards his face, like water going down an upside down drain
>>13181245>Is my pony at risk of serious bodily harm from this?Only if you don't use adequate lubrication, and even then, I highly urge you to seek consent from your partner before attempting this boop.
>>13181231At least I'm male.
>>13181261>Anon creams his pants in the process
>>13181271>Literal creamwhat on earth did those two put IN this cake?
>>13181258I live near a culinary school and they have a little restaurant run by the senior students and supervised by the teachers.They fucking pull out all the stops trying to make that shit tasty AND pretty.
>>13181055Celestiawith a big chinese strawhatwatering some flowers
>>13181215Mewball is a dog on the insideI bet he's a pomeranian
>>13181271So each meal made by Twilight would and Rarity would have two orgasms. One when you see it and another when you eat it.
Why do you guys give mewball so much attention when he isn't drawing?
>>13181226>>13181259>you will never convince Twilight and Rarity to run a sideline business as dessert caterers
>>13181287>mewball is doge
>>13181295Because MLPG always responds to shitposting.
>>13181055Twilight and Rarity baking and Anon sweating when seeing the foodBonus points if both Rarity and Twilight are covered in cream and dough.
>>13181296pls, they have to consider the Cakes into thisin before Mrs.Cake is skilled enough to reate those sorts of cakes, and thats just the start of what talent will do for you
>>13181295If my drawfags made what I wanted all of the time, they would get boring
>>13181295he's built his celerity on art and namefagging. i should have done the same.
>>13181308>implying Pinkie and the Cakes wouldn't get involved as business picks upLook at this, anon. Just...just look, okay?
>>13181253I-is that bad?>>13181262What sort of lubricant is supposed to be used? I went in dry the first time.>>13181255no
>>13181231>tfw discovering video games make me happy early on
>>13181245Anon...
>>13181321are you that one guy from the IT Crowd
>>13181304
>>13181321MOSS NO
Sometimes I feel happier than normal and don't constantly contemplate suicideThen I go to bed and remember that the extent of my human interaction is pretty much posting about ponies on the internet because I don't even have the mental fortitude to establish myself in another communityThen I don't feel so happy
>>13181295Ah, he changed the colours like that Anon suggested. That does look better.>Tits>GROh.
>>13181308Cakes got nothing on those two teamed up. Twilight gets the best possible taste n the world thanks to SCIENCE. And Rarity making them pretty? Alone yes they have no chance against the cakes. Twilight's food look like something even the CMC wouldn't be capable of making and Rarity's food is just nice, nothing special. But together? Even Celestia would bow down to their cakes.
>responding to /r9k/ shit
>>13181344That was there from the very beginning.
>>13181321>I went in dry the first time.Sir, I do not know how on God's green earth you managed to avoid becoming entangled in your pone's anal spinnerets, but the fact that you are still here to tell the tale speaks volumes to your skill.Gentlemen, inform the rest of the clans. We have a new master in our midst.
>>13181339If you're not paying taxes, kill yourself. If you are, then do whatever you want.If you want more from life wake up and take it.
>>13181374>if you're paying taxes, stopFixed that for you>supporting illegal warlords and corrupt officials
>>13181339But where would you even go apart from here?
>>13181295>tfw just now realized the blog title is a double entendreI AM SO STUPID
>>13181131>Just a reminder that your life is going to be nothing like how you hoped it to be and will probably be much worse than even your most pessimistic aspirationsmy life is turning out to be quite the opposite so far
>>13181383Thank you /pol/
>>13181387>humanized sugar plays card games
>>13181339What do you have the mental fortitude to do?People depressed because of inability tend to have a bad case of caring about the wrong things. Didn't you watch the show? Everyone's good at something, and that's important, no matter how dumb that thing is. Even the contributions of talentless hacks lacking in any sort of prestige are appreciated (see: skrillex, mewball). You need to explore life and find your thing.
>Starswirl and Darkwarp have the exact same stats and move set.Care to explain why this is?
>>13181408
>>13181412
>>13181409Not anon but how do I find thing?
>>13181412>SB's sugar was better at the start
Fem Shining > Fem Snips
>>13181387>tfw w00t will never draw pone
>>13181422Do thingif thing sucks do other thing
http://i.imgur.com/V7KOJ3c.gif
>>13181425But Shining Armor has no character whatsoever.
>>13181417
>>13181425i can't even comprehend a fem!Shinybut i will fight you
>>13181425I agree
>>13181428could be a decent flash
>>13181435You only agree because she's a supercute gril on the internet
>>13181428Man, what stamina.
>>13181428Oh my.
I present the CURVING DRAGON BOOP.>>13181335>>13181330there's no god here todayjust me>>13181356I learned from Grandmaster Fish, the old king of Boop.You wouldn't think it of the old fish, butt...
>>13180166>breast puns and large titsoh boy my favorite
>>13181448>ten seconds>didn't even hilt>stamina
>>13181444>supercute grilmeeeh
>>13181423I think new Sugar is cute but old Sugar is more plump.
>>13181427But all thing sucks. I've run out of thing to do
>>13181451my godit's full of starstell mai waifu I love her
>>13181446>the portal didn't take twilight to earth.
>>13181428>>13181441Make it Shining ArmorYou have to fuck Twily's mouth and balance a "sleep bar" and a "cum bar"
>>13181459it was more like five secondshorse tier
>>13181446>eqg base>totally read that as "egg base"
>>13181215i used to be extremely when i was 14not much anymoreALSO STOP POSTING MY OLD ART YOU CUNT>>13181295mlpg always responds to shitposting
>>13181463>new Sugarnew Sugar is too toony in her proportions. Old sugar is where it's at
>>13181425rediv pls you draw fat things all the time y u no like sugar?
>>13181428I'd wake her by licking her horn.
>>13181480
>>13181481I never said I didnt
>>13181465>>13181465I'll tell her, Anon.I'll tell them all after I ascend.SEE YOU IN EQUESTRIA, HOPE YOU WEREN'T PLANNING TO BOOP ANY PONIES!
>>13181444Yeah, about that...
That time already?
>>13181480>We will never get a mixture of both
>>13181464You haven't run out of thing to do. There are lots of new things to do, you just haven't cared about trying them because you think lowly of those things.If mewball thought lowly of drawing ponies and gave up when it came down to that, he wouldn'tuhmaybe mewball isn't a good example
>>13181480>old sugar>not old spice
>>13181508
>>13181502Girls can have dicks.
>>13181516how many doge pics do you even have
Rediv's manface isn't cute.
>>13181511>I'm on a horseFull circle.
>>13181511http://derpibooru.org/156656
>>13181425Is there even any femShining at all?
>>13181508What thing should I do then anon?
>>13181523not enough to make him as doge on the outside as he i son the inside
>>13181428I want to this to my roommate
>>13181529And a bit of both:http://derpibooru.org/163850
>>13181536>>13181428literally rape culture
>>13181536STOP CUMMING IN MY FOOD ASSHOLE
>>13181524Hateanon pls
>>13181523he has whole folderswe can see him dogeposting in his stream where he is presently drawingget in here if you want to see horse being made
>>13181529unf unf both cutie marks
>>13181529too curvyeven if it's nice
>>13181541Check your privilege.
>>13181536It's a guy isn't it
>>13181532PaintDrawCarveSculptFlutePianoGuitarEtcFishBuild fishing rodSailBuild boatDestroy thingsDo you want me to go through the list of every possible talent or are you capable of doing that on your own/using google
>>13181542>implying he doesn't browse /v/>>13181556Yeah
>>13181540>that feel when no big dick snails on chubby sugar
>>13181536>>13181542Oh shit it's this anon again
>>13181536Is your roommate a boy or a girl?
I'm slowly hating mewball more and more every time he posts, and some of the flaws in his drawings are beginning to become more and more apparent with his childish behavior leaking into every single image he makes, as if it were a desperate plea for attention. It's probably a matter of his popularity, though if that were the case I'd be shitposting hating him a lot earlier.Polite sage, I just wanted to get that off my chest and didn't know where would be a proper place, even though I know this isn't it. I just hope that the general hops on the next horse soon so this will get buried, and will not result in any sort of severe derail.
>>13181559CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DEMOLITION TEAM
>>13181563>tfw no rediv
>>13181563ulp...ulp..ulp~
http://i.imgur.com/k2YXRtW.pngI pick the cute one.
>>13181559>Destroy thingsLike threads?Should I keep doing thing even if I'm bad at it? Or move on to next thing?
>>13181569he's a short 18 year old furfag living in california. 18 years old.what the fuck did you expect
>>13181584Next thingTry cleaning your room. You might have a future as a maid.
if season 4 turns out to be good how many people are still gonna hate it because of butthurt
>>13181578
>>13181578slosh~gurgle
>>13181595Too many.
>>13181596
>>13181595who cares
>>13181584>destroying things
>>13181595At least those who already hate every episode after S01E01/02 because they weren't written by Faust
>>13181596oh god
>>13181594Well I'm kinda good at that.. but that's hardly a talentWhat sort of butt tattoo would one even get for that?
>>13181589Well I'm exactly the same but 1 year older, and I feel a little bit the same way
>>13181595everyone in this thread
>>13181608>using magic, Lyra can forgo having to breathe air for up to an hour
>>13181616
>>13181569No surprise, it's not like spamming the doge pictures would be 'accidental shitposting', for some reason he seems to be aiming exactly for that.
>>13181616Magic, you say?
>>13181612so am i, and i can't believe how much i changed in one year. going to college and having my dreams destroyed by stress, depression, and laziness really helped.
>>13181616she doesn't forego breathing, she just teleports air into her lungs and carbon dioxide out
>>13181626>using magic, Lyra can instantly refuel your seminal vesicles and shorten your refractory period
>>13181595It will take a lot to make it good, but if it does turn out good then I will like it. I try not to condemn on past offenses, but I have no hope left for the series.I only come here anymore for the occasional picture and writefaggotry.
>>13181634>you will never snuggle her in bed, your cock spasming non-stop as you fill her with semen for hours
>>13181595Unfortunately, a lot probably.
>>13181634>using magic, lyra can accidentally put you into a coma while she tries her brilliant fix for your refractory period>using magic, lyra can turn your brain into a potato trying to bring you out of the coma
>>13181624and christopher robbin before that. i honestly don't mind, except the fact that it just make him more popular than if he were to do art alone.
>>13181638>you will never fall sleep buried balls deep in her winking vagina, its pulsating vacuum-like spasms pumping inches of girth and length onto you
>>13181634Would cumming for an hour kill you?
>>13181637>having hope in a kid's show
>>13181579SB plsyou know this isn't the proper size for either of them
>>13181638hmm, random thought: Sugar cum inflation
>>13181650>you will never wake up in the morning to a massive mare-pleasing shaft that can spurt gallons
>>13181652No, but your dick muscles would get super buff.
>>13181660reality is so cruel
>>13181657plsSnails is fine, Snips just needs to be thicker
>>13181652Yes>malnutrition and dehydration from semen overproduction
>>13181654>having hope
>>13181649I don't care if it makes him 'more popular' or anything like that, but if I wanted to see the same fucking pictures over and over again every thread with no relation to the text of the post I'd visit the bread.
night thread at its finest ladies and gentlemen
>>13181673But you're not actually producing itShe's magicing it into your balls
>>13181666Satan confirms
>>13181678>feeding despair
>>13181679/b/read was banned and had to go somewhere.Welcome to hell.
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>>13181673That's why you go 69 for rehydration, dude. You clearly didn't think this through.
>>13181686why do I get the novelty trips when I'm not trying
>>13181673But it's not your semen. It's Zecora's magical super-fertile hyperspunk.
ur waifu a fag
>>13181687>having unrealistic goals
>>13181643>as it turns out, the potato fix actually works>you rise the next day as a Pod Person who consumes sunlight and shits oxygen>>13181666You can fix that, Anon.
>>13181689say it ain't so
>>13181699h-how?
>>13181679I think he genuinely has aspergersHe's a portrait of a young chrischan
>>13181699>imageWhere is this and how much
>>13181689It isn't 404ingThey have server issues all the time.
>>13181679it's not really that bad. Mildly annoying but ignorable. It could be much worse but I wish he'd stop with those pictures
>>13181695>lesbian waifu make outsI'm okay with that
>>13181589As somebody who started consistently posting november 2011 and just turned 19 a couple months ago, his age doesn't really mean very much.
>>13181689Well I guess I'll be killin myself now.
>>13181705Go to Equestria, anon.>>13181709the shadow realmyour soul
http://pastebin.com/Ds7agQ5W
>>13181689>implying furries know how to keep servers running 24/7/365
>>13181723>rapeSo close.
>>13181666BILLY MAYS HERE IN THE DARKNESS WHERE DEAD THINGS LURK TO TELL YOU ABOUT BLOWTIE, THE TIE THAT DRIES YOUR CHIN
>>13181718Mid November 2010. Almost 20 now. Age doesn't really matter. Even Googles is like 19 now right?
>>13181722I will pinch you in painful locations
WIP
>>13181722and how do I get there, based anon?
>>13181708>stereotyped repetitive behaviour>limited interests>strange obsessions>likes homestuckGuys I think that autistic guy is autisticWhat if that guy that wants to fuck lyra wanted to fuck lyra? Wouldn't that be a trip?
>>13181569Agreed.
>>13181699>sold for 650 dollarsGod damn
>>13181739With a gun, anon.>>13181737That's okay, anon.>>13181751At least it's not that one Fluttershy that went for $2000.
>>13181754But I wanted this oneThe flutters one is butts
>>13181744>implying that lyrafucker wants to fuck lyraslander
>>13181754pics of the fluttershy one?
>>13181738Cheers is that you, u lil shit
>>13181754>With a gunu havin a giggle there m8
>>13181738alright mlpg. you're reading the next book of game of pones. which character is going to get killed next by the mad princess celestia
>>13180157>nestlePonk would be disappointed.
>>13181770trixie
>>13181770whoever is the one thats the starky landblaster asshole
>>13181775anthro a shit
>>13181775Still hot
>>13181770I'm betting Rarity comes back because of the Red Priestess, there's no way that they can continue the story without her perspective.
>>13181774>pinkie>not making her own chocolate
>>13181775I usually find hooved anthros as exceedingly silly, but BadgerBen's really turn me on for some reason.
>>13181774>Papyrus font
>>13181774>just chocolateTwilight would like to have a word with you, sir.
>>13181789>implying that's fucking PapyrusIt's close, but still.
>>13181787
>>13181784>pinkie pie's grossly overpriced home grown 100% organic cacao
>>13181801She always looks like she's mid sneeze. I mean I know there's a 5 foot horsecock just off screen but still.
>>13181795Mmmmm, espresso bear.
>>13181760I think I lost the picture with my old HD, but I still have some relics from season 1 floating around.It was an Ebay auction, you can probably google it.>>13181764That's how it's done, anon. Don't question it.It worked for me.
>>13181784PffPinkie is a candy slut. She takes whatever and is satisfied with it even if it's crap
>you will never have your waifu belch in your face continuously for an hour
>>13181817Okay, not that one.
>>13181814>It worked for me.[citation needed]
>>13181803>pinkie>not making cheap, processed stuff to sell and keeping the good stuff for herselfShe's a connoisseur.
>>13181817>Jeep>wrenchEvery single image
>>13181820
>>13181819
>>13181820That's actually pretty hot in context
i just fucking fappedwhy are you guys doing this to mewhat do you have to gain
>>13181827wow i fucking forgot I had this
>>13181844
>>13181844your undying loyaltywhat was it to?
here's a thingsorry for posting so many doge and other images i guess, i didn't think people cared muchexcuse my autism i'm gonna go hug my lyra plush and kiss her goodnight while attempting to lucid dream about being more popular thx
>>13181803Nigga plsIt'd be actually reasonably pricedCoffee and cocoa are stupidly underpriced for all of the effort needed to farm itAnd the 'fair trade' shit isn't any better
>>13181870Saved.Sweetie Spike is cutest ship
>>13181844Do it again.Louder.Messier.MORE.
>>13181861Generic milf hentai dreck on /h/GOD DAMN YOU ALL
>>13181844The changeling is fluid, able to be anything. She feeds on love.The MLPGer is static, stagnant, forced into one form. He feeds on your pain and shitposting.>>13181822Citing this pony as evidence.
>>13181823>connoisseurnah, pinkie's a candy-slut. I think more sophisticated deserts would scare her, she'd be the kind to overindulge on sweet, artificial crap like gummy-bears and second-rate milk chocolate
>>13181876>not pone1.21 gigahitlers
>>13181870Mewball pls lrn 2 crosshatch or use solid grays/blacksShading with lines is dumb
>>13181875EA, is that you?
>>13181884>Citing this pony as evidence.anon, you aren't in equestria.
>>13181893no but I share his sentimentsalso orgasms are pretty great
>>13181904they are, aren't they? thinking of having one soon myself. any suggestions?
>>13181893Wasn't me, but I am still here.I should be asleep though.
>>13181870Replace doge with drawings of pone and diamond dogePROBLEM SOLVE
>>13181890No you're dumb.
>>13181851
>>13181904>>13181910all this talk about fapping will drive me to do it. and i wanted to just hold out for a few days
>>13181890>you need to crosshatch>but don't use lines
>>13181912EA, go to bed. Dream of futa princesses filling you to the brim and beyond, then snuggling in against your back to enjoy the afterglow.
>>13181923I'd that pony so hard
>>13181938But anon, I want to fill those princesses myself. Every hole.
>>13181930Straight lines with no lines going through them.Please watch this masterpiece of neonazi cinema for further explanation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37wW5rR8624
>>13181945That can wait until you go to shower in the morning. You need your rest, otherwise how will you possibly satisfy all of their needs?
>>13181938hot
>>13181870>Lucid dream about popularity>Not lyraThis is why mewball will never belong.mewball is the bosnian turk to our glorious serb
>>13181541What if you had consent prior?Like>Tonight I'm gonna cum into your mouth while you're asleep.>Sure! I can't wait to go to bed.
How much does celestia take?
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13182022>wings>perfect
>>1318202012%
>>1318202099%. It's only fair since you live by her whim and continue to draw breath because of her mercy anyway.
>>13182020>comicI chortleddoesnt need to be ponyI feel like this joke is from something else
>>13181870>excuse my autismI hope you aren't taking those guys seriously>diagnosis over the internet
>>13182020The tithe probably, would fit from the setting.
>>13181428>that's a cute gif>ohIt's never as easy as just cuddling, is it?
>>13182020They really should add magic missile to the tax code.
>>13182045Sadly not.
>>13182011Now where was that sleepy pony sleepsex fic? I've lost the link.
>>13182045Yes this fandom is full of furfags thanks for asking
>>13182045for a brief half-second I thought it was a finger and was hoping for sleeping pony petting
>>13182045>>13182056What about getting off to people dressed like disneyland greeters makes people draw a shitload of fetish porn? I
>>13182045'fraid not.
>>13182067Zoophilia/xenophiliaDeep down, they want to fuck actual animals and aliens.
>>13182045faggot
>>13182067What about ponies gives people boners?
>>13182079i would a sexy alien
>>13182082The butts, I figured that one out.
>>13182079Aliens are sexy
>>13182082cuteness + female + sentient = sexy time
>>13182079eh, I'm pretty furfag but 3d really doesn't translate wellbeast is fairly fucking disgusting
>>13182045furries dont understand real emotionthey are just baseless hedonistic creatures
I drew Goat Train a thing. I don't think he's on right now but I thought maybe you guys might like to see it too.
>>13182094>broad general statements about a group of people
>>13182098It's shit
>>13182079Aliens are sexy. I would fuck an alien.So are wolves. I would fuck a wolf.i still wouldn't fuck pone
>>13182098>tfw no one will draw me a thing for my birthday
>>13182098Her hair should have lines in it.
>>13182107I am going to save that image and post it just for your birthday, anon. No one has to know
>>13182106
>>13182098I am beginning to notice a pattern herecould it be that applejack is goat train's favorite pony
>>13182101>defending furries
>>13182082Wings.
>>13182112You don't even know my birthday anon
>>13182107Goat train was the only one who drew me a thing for my birthday. It made me super happy.
>>13182106Why are you even here then?
>>13182124It made you happy that only one person bothered to draw you something for your birthday?
>>13182124Well that was nice of him
>>13182107did you ever draw anything for anyone? did you brush it off with "oh, it was nothing"? do you have mlpg friends who can draw?
>nobody drew something for your birthday
>>13182124I'd draw you something for your birthday.If I could drew. And if i was capable of remembering bitrhdays. Seriously I'm atrocious at that. My birthday is the only one I can remeber.
>>13182114I'm serious. Take a look at what I have in my porn folder.http://goput.it/s96.gif>>13182126Pone is cute and entertaining.
>>13182116Yeah, AJ and the Mayor
>>13182135That was nice of him.
>>13182133>did you ever draw anything for anyoneNot on mlpgI talk to mewball every once in a while but it's hard to keep a conversation with himSame with rediv
>>13182135Jesus christ, he isn't that bad.
>>13182135what a swell guy etc etc
>>13182135god dammit anon
>>13182107>that feeling
>>13182130at least someone did. I got no drawings at all despite drawing about 5 or so things for people I thought maybe liked me. The bastards!
>>13182143>>13182145>>13182146>>13182147you guys
>>13182118>lack of reading comprehension
>>13182130Well I really wasn't expecting much. The fact that someone drew something for me at all was awesome.
>>13182155>defending furries
>>13182135I thought nobody died.
>nobody drew you a thing for your birthday>it was actually pretty good
>>13182161That's a good thing.I hate it when people die.
>>13182161He returned.
>>13182160>damage control
Have you ever drew something for someone's birthday?
>>13182079I would very much be a Captain Kirk if I ever had the opportunity.
>>13182154Cheshire pls
>>13182177I can't draw.
>>13182177I gave up drawing when I drew a bad self portrait in kindergarten I wish I was joking
>>13182144im sorrywhen was/is your birthdaymessage me on skype if you want im sorry im not very interesting and bad at conversations
if it weren't for the moe fetishism and furfaggotry this would all be five people in a /co/ thread. all lauren had to do was make the ponies look more like horses.
>>13182177Yes, read all about it here>>13182153
>>13182183Can't be Cheshire, I drew something for his birthday
>>13182177i wanted to draw something for LK but he said no
>Upset that no-one drew you a picture for your birthday>People on the internet that you've never metMy friends or family didn't even send me a text on my birthday
>>13182189Nov 20It's alright though, I didn't try tonight because I was playing payday 2 with some friends most of the nightOn that note, I really need sleep
>>13182177No. I have no one to draw for.
>>13182177When I remember that it is someones birthday, I draw something for them.My folder with birthday pics is probably bigger than my folder with regular pics
>>13182139>that picture>this is what we look like to the outside world>tfw
>>13182198I wish there were anyone I cared about enough that I would appreciate their attention
>>13182207
>>13182200ill probably forget but if i get the skype notification ill probably ask you what your favorite pony is
>rediv trying to lose weight
>>13182208I think you're better of like that than having everyone else on the planet meaning more to you than you to them
>>13182207HOW
>>13182197you know when people say no to these kinds of things it means "it's really all right, you don't need to bother, but deep down inside i'd be very happy to get something from you"
>>13182207That's a pretty ugly pony.
>>13182208i second this motion
>>13182127>wings>halowut
IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY BUT COULD SOMEONE DRAW ME A PINK PONY?
>>13182224sure is hard to find outhttps://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZitFrcazWSD2KP7ZXx3f4gNz_1VCFKEJ86I5WGrgfKUa9P4-ml5wIU_1ZX0u_1lZIdRHH0sgq_1HBCEoNQ0zJURt0odwQ2nu9Xd8jpXqb1GMKI10yZuyfjoL9qrbTtbYwHS5iQHa_1WfU41w5H_1Iam4BOqwBxkOFLlzHebFC9Je8J5P0s-TWAL6wG0GFli8Dn24cSROzwfYoxQnI9G_1vCJGRIxc0SWONps62WlO--fyZJnMgpQBEFhpUsu_1mh984KDZUDAldPirO9LoaMYl47aJOj49M4CN_1f3F62F-mbGSHGWVIUf9nGiOqIYmvCWyZ2yFXVcup2C52dcgQKZ0XUDzqqsHYf4_1WnXARac1ZqOXgx19Hl_1jIidr7-Phq1z13eZWHjgx7wstl-joNRmMbj-f_1SvOU1XT1YSRbWmEpRm3U3Z5UxIRWQzzBZpxrgwRK5fqtYQg9jOBwm-tEdrh9aePrWEPxikcvEaVDpPHzLIPieuwH4D76BFkGvMfSUlkVxUm2gHC3DW8VUL-Qkr1j84x5nx56gHKVvXP3WSICXKmZKlpSf55e538GGrsE6eiqIOjyjBH2xLst0jdYYfwt2p2bTQw4gJ9_1hoUSKrONunlpi7JH9J7-MkjEz6Z32hIAW7Fd7hZMcUBu9EhPZwOaKBuMkY9411vhRNzJI8yh1FqbeLcNCzbEoe4zXohzuewNvBIDjpkPQf08kfrNuXxHlcMa8hJgyOxoGE71_14we1h-wZD8VlJN8N_1V25SQ898031tjUVLjqaHL5rj28iwsYGkYiKivloM3fGf-VFFRcnbcMkwr0xPUdapQmBA8TWhnfHNWM1PbrsmN02AGmGreKlw7Xn-SMaBAJRBLnl-qEWiFYtCRmvjPFcotVjtEl-97or1N0qASEpwToNKZrcqrQYQgbwJT_10UMZ2ApB8G_18Tf3KeeV0Qj2q921_1WQLaIToHK-mwNlpCIgNXdGvrap0y7PXalGl1CyQm5-xObCTipdaaH4QkTi0WH5nVEkhWB4rf-UZbPAfuCLFXSG0GW4DIpp-nKhtptZRz_1F4P595efYtQ8LaN9MdAmbjalAlTw5dwu5s8Y1vZ5EThe-wN71fSHHyW5Qt42gKde-1fmpQALUHJlD0PP7Mpgd2Jn61_1GKc7AscWhPLUh2vUhG-XIq6RSEq9renukPPlJt3tj-GtsnDulvHpqUmVM1Ds1Y54Y-_1F5aTypc_1AAaPICDjgPtcptUrZgYoEXu4z96Hx7xf8J8-BWi9BBl83T4VxxpfzC_1TjjIBep42au79s3igsXK5lCGzVkF7p0E1LljA
>>13182127Those eyes are killing it for meespecially applejack
