Retard EditionOld horse: >>13157153
I claim this thread in the name of Featherweight
>>13161018Oh mighty time traveler please do tell how is S4 since you already saw it.
Hey there.I'm learning German (I'm Russian) and I think that the good way is by watching something interesting. At least that's how I ended up with 7.5 in ielts.Therefore I'd like to know if you know where I can find mlp in german with subtitles.
>>13161013Don't you wish that sometimes /mlp/ didn't exist? It's such a big cespool of furfaggotry cancer. I liked it better when you guys were on /co/. At least, your shit was contained.
>>13161040>Hasbro shitting on your plate.png
>>13161051so are you just going around to every thread coming up with neat posts.
>>13161085No problem at all
Would you a fake pony?
Hodl onto your buttsthe secodn big mac comic is out apparently
>>13161103I would anything that even resembles my waifu
Why do ponies pone so ponily? Is it pony related?
>>13161122what did you just say about me m8?
>>13161107What if your waifu was a qt human that went to a meetup near you?>>13161122It's because they exceed the maximum amount of pony per pony.
>>13161129>you only live twiceHah
>>13161136>HumansDamn. it.I would
http://derpiboo.ru/412858Spike learned from a master
>>13161129OH MY GOD, BIG MAC
MLPG I haven't drawn for days, I think it's because I haven't eaten properly in days, due to no food in the house. Does anyone know if you can make anything with cornflakes?There's no chocolate so we can forget crispy cakes ;_;
>>13161139Not just human.Real people that sweat and fart and are lazy but that can really hold you and love you and make you feel needed.
>>13161152What else do you have? Can't you go shopping? Do you have an oven?
>>13161154>Implying ponies don't sweat and fart and be lazy.Ponies do that, right?
>suddenly comic panels appearingWHERE IS THE COMIC MLPGI MUST KNOW
>>13161163No money thus no food, and yes I do have an oven
>>13161129Guy can't catch a break
>Rarity still here to catch the flowers
>>13161175If you don't have anything besides corn flakes, I really don't know what you can do.
>>13161175Yoghurt with cornflakes is great.
>>13161194I'll just eat cornflakes then.
http://derpiboo.ru/412848comic pnales you say
>>13161188>It's only canon if you like it.
>>13161152If you have no money, see if there's a food pantry you can go to for help. Cornflakes alone are a shit food: few calories and no staying power.If you can scrounge something for a grocery run, get a ten pound bag of rice along with raw beans for sustinance, and some multivitamins to help round out nutritional deficiencies.Learn how to make stew or soup by just minimally preparing vegetables and throwing them into a crock pot. Bullion will help there.
>>13161246>Big Mac eating Caramelunf
>>13161272I think I have some rice, I'll go to the local shop to buy some cheap ass beans.Thanks man I think I might survive.
>>13161287I wish I could help you more, but I only know a little more about that kind of thing.See if you can barter labor for food if you're really tight for cash and it's a local shop.
>>13161297It's fine really, I'm getting my money in my bank a a day or two. Thanks for the help in the mean time.I really do love mlpg
http://derpiboo.ru/tags/spoiler-colon-comic10curently all the spoilers from issue 10full comic must be soon
>>13161328>not having at least 200mil
>>13161328>Reset last night after cats were giving hundreds of billions per second for the achievements>Now back to 48mil/sit hurts
>>13161312No problem. I'd hate to see anyone suffer.Even worst pony.
>>13161341what cats?>refresh itoh my god
>>13161169I would imagine so. No reason to believe they wouldn't.
Has #10 been storytimed here already or are the links enough?
>>13161350if you updated your game for about 10 minutes after they were put in they were horribly broken and people were getting trillions of cookies every minute
>>13161361I don't think there's a download yet
>>13161129>http://derpiboo.ru/412843>even more shippingCONTINUATION OF PIC RELATED WHEN
>>1316136110 hasn't been storytimed yetgive us the story eggman
>>13161336further proof that pone is cat
>>13161379Or they are having a cat fight, as to many females do.
>>13161364>>13161376I don't have it yet either. I was just checking.Hopefully it won't be too much longer until it's up.
>>13161401inb4 someone thinks both are the same again
I think one of the things the Counter Twilight androids should have are special cables that can latch on to Twilight's horn and drain her magic energy, they can also be detached in the event that Twilight tries to use this to her advantage; they also have smaller mini cables that attach to the ends of them, so they can be retrieved.
>>13161401Cross your eyes make it into one image, it becomes 3D pon.
>>13161434I've never been able to do that
>>13161414>making counter twilight androids>not embracing your new alicorn overlord
>>13161437AHAH YOU DO NOT HAVE FUCKED UP EYES
>>13161438>wanting a borderline lobotomized mary sue running the governmentIt's almost like you're american.
>reading through artist's comments page>somebody asking people to commission their OC for them because they don't have moneypffft>>13161434it's not a stereoscopic image anon
I'm a /co/lt of personality.
and so, everyone waits for the comic
>>13161489I'm a /co/conut
>>13161517What a cutie.I'd nibble her rind.
>>13161506Wonder why they don't come out at midnight like they used to.Guessing iTunes started releasing theirs way later and the rest got the release dates straightened out?
>>13161438>CT-001: I heard that the fans hate your new alicorn form,>*combines with CT-003 to gain chainsaws on her sides*>CT-001: shall I fix this problem?
>>13161564BACK THE FUCK OFF???
>>13161620I will set you on fire.
YOU ARE NOT MY PRINCESS.
>>13161458Hmm.Who would you rather have as president: Twilight Sparkle, or Sarah Palin?
>>13161657Sarah Palin.Plot immunity doesn't exist in the real world, so Twilight would be dead within two weeks.
>>13161629this is not my beautiful princessthis is not my beautiful castle
>>13161342That is a nice list.Man, ponies have it lucky. They can just eat grass.
>>13161747No, they can't.Grass wouldn't realistically be enough to sustain the enormous input that a sentient brain requires.
>>13158349>mage or something with a nifty little Spatial Folding charm on his saddlebaghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfahp4J_-_o
>>13161747>>13161770Pony craves electrolytes.
>>13161770>>13161747have they actually eaten grass on the show?
>>13161820I haven't seen any.Just cows.
>>13161336>Celestia strong enough to make Big Mac struggle at hoofwrestlingdamn.[spoier]that's sorta hot.
>>13161814brawndo has electrolytes
>>13161831celestia stronk, pls nerf
>>13161820Uh I can't remember.They edited some grass for the Equestria Girls song and say they eat grass then but does it count?
>>13158349>tfw banned from owning bags of holding
Which character should become fat just for the sake of writing a diet and exercise episode?You're not limited to the Mane Six.Don't go on about how you would Fattyshy.
>>13161851None of themthat's a fucking terrible reason to write an episode like thatPhysical fitness is for everyone, not just the disgustingly overweight
>>13161851Celestia.This is the only answer.Also that's a shit idea for an episode.
>>13161844>tfw no portable holes>tfw can't fill either with molten iron only to turn it inside out over the BBEG
>>13161851Any answer that is not Rarity is objectively wrong
>>13161857its august, chrosmos isnt for 4 months, stupid ponos
>>13161851All of them.Every single pony.Ignore this boner. It's totally not related.
>>13161857>red eye vinyl
>>13161379The comic artist and writer are very big cat persons. So is Tabitha. Tabitha has a lot of cats. And they wake her up at 3 AM to get fed.
>>13161336>FLIM FLAMSSHIT YES
>>13161891>Tabitha has a lot of catsthis does not surprise me at all
>>13161875Except that Rarity is the wrongest answer possible. If anything she'd have an episode about not eating at all.
>>13161891>Tabitha is a crazy cat lady
>>13161891>very big cat personsunf
>>13161336>Cheerilee will never hug you>Luna will never kiss you at the top of a ferris wheel>a cute mare will never bump into you and immediately start fantasizing about going on secret-agent adventures with you
>>13161908>>13161910They also have weird names.That interview where she described her daily schedule is just fucking bonkers.
>>13161908>>13161910Guess Pinkie was right.
>>13161909nigga you crazy
>>13161851>inb4 tumblr throws a shitfit about fat-phobia and fat-shaming>inb4 Yamino wins again
>>13161931what are their names?
>>13161909>Implying Rarity isn't a trendsetter>Implying she wouldn't set a new trend of being pleasantly plump.
>>13161920>you will never fix a gazebo
>>13161929It would make the most sense.She would never let herself go no matter what. She had numerous low points during the show and she never went overboard eating, so the classic something bad happened excuse would also not work. But it would be more in her character to worry to much about a dress not fitting her and for the episode just repeating Don't eat must fit dress, don't eat must fit dress.
Oh christ why am I so fucking hot for thishttp://i.imgur.com/i2kcGcY.jpg
>>13161934In before spike thinks chubby rarity is great due to dragon physiology standards
>>13161964I want to suck on her belly button.
>>13161974Nigga fuck Spike. He's a slut. Would fuck Twilight just because she had Rarity's hair.
How's this sound for some CMC business...Once upon a time the CMC go to their clubhouse to find a giant boulder blocking the usual entrance, making use of the clubhouse very inconvenient. Seeing as how Applejack won't allow the boulder to sit anywhere else on the farm, and with moving it to the carrot farm nearby out of the question, as well as the farm being large enough it would take over an hour to move the rock completely off of it, they elect to push it over a somewhat steep hill instead.Out of sight, out of mind. Until Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are given a huge fright from the sound of the boulder hitting the side of her mansion. Putting two and two together, DT angrily pushes the boulder back over the other side. A war ensues over who's stuck with the boulder of mysterious origin. Property damage ensues.
>>13161964Because you're a huge fucking faggot.
>>13161984>fuck spikeNot sure if thats a greatideahttp://derpiboo.ru/292301
>>13161964>Celestia will never assfuck you with her giant belly button.
What if the CMC for a fat episode.None of the main cast fit a fat episode premise but the CMC? Make a candy craze hit Ponyville and they buy constantly. Cookies, sweets whatever. They just buy and eat without thinking about the consequences because they're kids.
>>13161975This prospect is becoming more and more attractive
>>13162036if you want to force your fetish in to the show, why don't you just commission fanfiction?
>>13162035Cry some more, no one wants you on this board, and come to think of it, no one wants you on /co/ either.
>>13161246>big mac hoof wrestles with Celestia>gets a kiss from LunaIt's not faaaaair....
>>13162059Nigga I hate fat. I would rather not have it at all on the show. But it's still show discussion.
>>13162036>CMC fat episodeSo basically Twist gets rich and the big break she always dreamed of, the episode?
We're all stars nowin the pone show
>>13162061You say that as if anyone here cares
>>13162069Good thing the comics aren't canon
>>13162075YesTwist, Mr and Mrs Cake all are jews and this is the plan to transform Equestria into America and take over
>>13162036I like my idea better>>13162003
>>13162073so if we're going to have fetishy show discussion why don't we pick a fetish that isn't fucking disgusting?
>>13162061>no one wants you on this board,I don't think anyone outside of this board wants it to exist, anyway
>>13162099I don't know. I'll discuss whatever. >Bondage and femdom episodeUnf
>>13162099>so if we're going to have fetishy show discussion why don't we pick a fetish that I have?
>>13161851I'd fuck a fat Fluttershy
>>13162097>LAUGH AND GROW FAT, EQUESTRIA>Mrs.Cake no that doesn't mean you, please stop eating my candy at that rate
>>13162061We don't want us on this board either.And what /co/ wants is irrelevant. Moot never should have listened to their whining.
>>13162116It was /v/ and /b/ who bitched.
>>13162111But, Red!Where will you go? What'll you do?!
>>13162099Your fetish is fucking disgusting too
>>13162116/co/ didn't whine. Or if they did it wasn't that much./v/ and /b/ bitchednonstop
>>13162111see you tomorrow
>>13162099>why won't you cater to my tastesbecause you don't matter?
>>13162090I still want to be in BigMacs place though
>>13162110I'd fuck a fat Rarity
>>13162135I would tooRarity looks really good with a bit of chub in her face
>>13162090gr8 b8 m8
>>13162090If those shitty books are than the comics are too.
>>13162135chubby > fat>>13162142damn right
>>13162135She'd fuck you, too~
>>13162106Like if they went on a trip to Gryphonia and Pinkie Pie run afoul of the law? Maybe she's sentenced to spend a night in the basement of the mistress/shopkeep she's offended?>>13162108>>13162122There are a bunch of fetishes I don't share that I wouldn't mind discussingObesity is gross and unhealthy
>>13161891>feeding your cats as soon as you wake upNever do that
>>13162159I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be kid friendly. At all.How about a different topicWhat two ponies would you like to see in an episode togheter?For me I'd have any of Twilight X Rarity, AJ X Fluttershy.AJ X Pinkie used to be on that list too but we're getting that in S4
>>13162159>Obesity is gross and unhealthyI'm not the chief fetish discusser, you wanna talk about non-fat, get to talking.
>>13162179I want to see a Silver Spoon / Zecora episodeI don't know why or how they would make it work, but I think it would be neat
>>13162152does she do anal?
>>13162159my boner doesn't care if it's unhealthy
>>13162190Think about it from a cat's point of view: "If the human wakes up, then he will feed me. So I should wake him up" You are better off waking up, doing your morning routine and then feeding them. Your cat won't wake you up then.
>>13162159>It's unhealthy>Therefore it's grossThere's no doubt that's it's unhealthy, however, there are plenty of healthy things that ARE gross, like belching. I guess I'm saying that it's just, like, your opinion, man.
Man, I typed a premise playing off the classic Greek tale of that dude pushin a rock back and forth on that hill and you guys took it to fat without me even takin part. Maybe it DOESN'T matter if I leave or not!
>>13162191>school trip near the Everfree forest>DT and SS get lost>DT blames SS, says everything is her fault, never wantsto see her again, goes on her own way>SS is angry wonders the forest alone, gets scared by some harmless critter is found by Zecora>Zecora takes her to her hut asks what is she doing in the Everfree>Togheter they go to find DT>She's captured by a huge Spider>Zecora beats the crap out of it while SS saves DT, DT says she's sorry, it's all her fault, please forgive me.
>>13162191>DT ditches SS out of boredom and takes on Twist as her new sidekick>SS goes to Zecora to find some zany alchemical way to restore her position as DT's Riker>potion-brewing montage>SS throws a bottle of Deathjuice at Twist>Twist fucking dies forever>DT is impressed by SS's moxie and takes her back>Zecora gets arrested for murderBEST END
>>13162216Well it's too late for Tabitha. She doesn't wake up at 3AM to feed them. They wake her up at 3AM to get fed. She lostAlso she reads her emails in the morning in the bathroom.
>>13162237she seems nice
>>13162237You can actually retrain your cats to not do that. It's simply: if they wake you up, just take them out of the room and lock the door, and go back to sleep.
>>13162251PIG DISGUSTING MUD PONY
>>13162253then they spend all night scratching at the door.
>>13162217I didn't say it was gross because it was unhealthyI'm saying it's gross because fat people are fucking disgustingthey smell awful, they sweat too much and they tend to have terrible attitudesObviously, these opinions are based on my own personal experience. If you want to continue discussing overweight ponies that's your prerogative, but if you're going to try to deny that fat is gross I'm going to say you're a fool
>>13162253Tabs isn't bothered.Also she meditates very morning for an hour and repeats her mantra. She doesn't know what her mantra means but hey makes her feel better and ready for the day.
>>13162266your attitude doesn't seem charming either
>>13162266>these opinions are based on my own personal experience>if you're going to try to deny that fat is gross I'm going to say you're a fool
daily remindera moment of silence for the fallen
>Journey is $3.75 with PS+ in the states right now>It's $18.45 in AustraliaI'm mad
>>13162300Just steal it.That's what you convicts are good at.
>>13162300Australian game prices always make me cringe, I'm so sorry
>>13162218>I'll grow out of itJust curious, exactly how tall would she have to be to weigh 380 and have a healthy bmi?
>>13162300STOP BEING AUSTRALIAN THEN
>>13162297RIP in peace.
>>13162218ross plsplsmore DT being a showoff
I know this isn't pony related, but I had to share it because it's just so fucking stupid.
>>13162350>eight foot eight DTyes, I can unf to that
>>13162348what a silly shoop.
>>13162218I have said it before and I will say it again.Your artstyle does not work for humans and it turned a potentially unf pic into a non-unf pic
>>13162318>>13162350>>13162364why are you people encouraging him
>>13162318seven feet, ten and a half inches (2.4003 meters)and that's just for her to be on the brink between overweight and obesity.you dont wanna know what a healthy weight/height would be.eight feet, eight point one inches
>>13162375ha ha hai do not believe it.
>>13162318You'd have to be 7'7" and muscular as fuck. No way no how for 379 karat Diamond>>13162333Showin off in what way, mister?
>>13162388http://go.ign.com/19033veIt is very real.
>>13162389DRAW MORE FAT PINKIE
>>13162363This comes into mind.
>>13162389DRAW MORE FUCK OFF
>>13162363Shazbot! Shazbot! Shazbot!
>>13162375I'd buy it if it didn't look so fucking retarded and if I could fold it and if it was cheaper than the actual 3DS
>>13162406STOP ENCOURAGING HIM
>>13162397I choose to believe it is an elaborate hoax.It's an April fool's prank.What's more, they've changed every calendar and projected a false image of the night sky all around the world so that it's actually April 1 but everyone thinks it's late August.I refuse to believe they're doing this.
>>13162418I honestly don't get what's so bad about it
>>13162452it's too bulky.And it doesn't even 3d.Might as well get a ds lite.
>>13162443please, Ross never draws things people wantsrmemeber his Silver spoon?Exactly.
>>13162448They also removed the Wii U Basic model and made the Premium Wii U the same price as the Basic.So yeah.
>>13162469it doesn't fucking matter!don't ask him questions. don't give him replies. don't acknowledge that he exists.
>>13162466The only reason to buy a 3DS is because of the gamesI can't believe that anyone actually uses the 3d for more than 5 minutes
>>13162474Every executive decision made at Nintendo is made by a headless chicken running around a giant dartboard.
>>13162482That doesn't work for Ross
>>13162474Isn't that a good thing?
>>13162484I have the 3D maxed and have for over a year. I don't even turn it down except by accident.
>>13162484>buy a gimmick game machine>don't use the gimmickwhat's_wrong_with_you.gif
>>13162495WELL IT COULDN'T HURTgiving him replies and asking him questions just perpetuates the delusional belief that some people here don't utterly despise him and the grade-school scribbles that he calls art
>>13162484i always play with the 3d on highest
>>13162466I's supposed to look like a tablet.Yeah.>>13162494The price cut is literally the first good thing they've done regarding the Wii U. That and release the WW HD bundle at the same price.
>>13162389Strutting around in her latest designer clothes, bragging about them but oblivious (or just unwilling to admit) how tight they're stretched on her.
>>13162501doesn't that hurt your eyes?
>>13162526what is your fucking problem
>>13162527Not really. Sometimes it's annoyingly bleedy, like text on black, but for the most part it's fine for me.
>>13162348>Hahaha no way this is real>It's real>It's only $40 cheaper>its the size of a tabletYou know you've fucked up when you sell your gimmicky system without its gimmickThat being said I might buy one second hand in a few years for $50
>do work for retired guy for 2 weeks>have fun doing real work for the first time>doesn't text back about what time to show up on 3rd week>call back 4 days later, says he'll get back to me when work comes up again>week and a half goes by>since then I call and text him every few days>today I finally get through>says the work is too difficult for me, letting me go>asks me for address so he can mail check to meI added his number to my block list right after the call. Fuck him and his money.
>>13162518Not that guy but I hate 3D and can't use it no matter what. Played with a friend's 3DS and my head started to hurt rather quickly. Have the same problem with 3D TVs.I still want to buy a 3DS because the GAMES.
>>13162565What games does the 3DS have that the Vita doesn't have?
>>13162564>blog status: UPDATED
>>13162576You're a funny guy.
>>13162576Almost every single one?
>>13162565But you've already played them all on your NES and your SNES and your N64 and you Gamecube and your Wii and your Wii U.Why do you need to play the exact same game a seventh time?
>>13162564was one of the jobs not fucking his ponies?was that the one that he thinks was too hard?
>>13162586It's a legitimate question.>>13162592Like what? Exactly?
does mt still hat us
>>13161641This girl is on fire!This girl is on fire!She's walking on fire!This girl is on fire!Ooh~
>>13162619I don't think she ever hatted us
>>13162618All I see are a bunch of Nintendo games that played better on their previous consoles (except MK7. That is godly compared to MK Wii)
>>13162558I look forward to the WiiU without the screen controller.
>>13162638FIRE IN THE DISCO
>>13162638>AB is holding onto the sound-effectwhat
>>13162642http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_Vita-only_gamesCompare that to the Vita exclusives list
>>13162638Sweetie enjoys blowing things up just a little too much
>>13162651>scootaloo in the sound effectit's a silly comic visual gag, don't take it seriously
>>13162660Let me think about it.
>>13162651she comes from a silly family
>>13162665>numbersman having 52 mario exculsives sure does make nintendo superiorvita still has no games though
>>13162636>think the walking animation for ponies is kind of hotwhat have you people done to me
>>13162687Did you actually look at the Vita list?
>>13162688Nothing you didn't want subconsciously.
Okay, in all seriousness.How many of you still come here for the cute ponies and not just for the sex talk and/or shitposting?
>>13162687Vita has games. A lot of them godtierTOO FUCKING BAD A SHITLOAD OF THEM ARE FOREVER STUCK IN JAPAN
>>13162660Still no. Feeling really hurt right now.
>>13162705I come here out of habit
>>13162705I'm just waiting for a link to the comic to pop up so I can storytime it here.
>>13162708I'm here for both cute ponies and for sexuals
>>13162705What if I come here for cute ponies and sex talk?
>>13162636flash is pretty sexy
>>13162707bitchwe got lemmings
>>13162665More original games.
>>13162719That's fine.Hence the "not just for".
>>13162726Most of which are fucking shit
>No no you can't play wii u games on your wii>no no you need to buy 3ds games for your 2ds>I'm telling you ma'am 2ds games don't even existThis is gonna be done Abbott and Costello shit
>>13162638So light em up, up, uplight em up, up, uplight em up, up, upI'm on fire!So light em up, up, uplight em up, up, uplight em up, up, upI'm on fire!
>>13162716That's really fucking gay.
>>13162705Cute ponies mainlySex talk is a nice bonus sometimes but not my main reason.
>>13162642As someone who doesn't own a 3DS, Kid Icarus looked fun and is something I'll definitely buy if I ever wind up seeing a 2nd hand 3DS going cheap enough that I don't mind snagging it.Though I have to wonder at the logic that causes Bit.Trip Saga to be included on a list of 3DS exclusives.
>>13162734what's your point
COOKIE UPDATE2 NEW UPGRADE+15% cookies earnedALSO BEST CHOCOLATE ADDED
>>13162642There's SMT 4.Which is fucking hard as hell jesus christ why is Beelzebub so goddamn hard
>>13162757>filenameHue hue hue
>>13162752>dark chocolate>best chocolatemy black companion
>>13162752>420mil cpsEAT COOKIES ERRYDAY
>>13162752what the fuck is Milk and why did mine go from 84% to 192%?
>>13162752people keep posting about that damn gamewhat even is it?
>>13162752There are 2 upgrades I can't see, how do I see them?
>>13162763Might as well play Nocturne.
>>13162777http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/it's the most pointless thing
>>13162773There are 3 Kittie upgrades.It increases your CPS based on the milk you haveMilk is gained by completing achievements>>13162780Golden Cookie upgrades. Appears at 7 and 27 golden cookies clicked.
>>13162705Yup. Art requests, quests, silly ideas taken to even sillier lengths, it's all still fun.Looking forward to seeing the second half of the BM comic drop.
>>13161129WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK BIG MAC?
>>13162789That is terrifying.
>>13162777Numbers porn. Gain cookies to buy things to get more cookies faster.
>>13161246celestia and luna are canon free to have fun and be romantic with anyoneno more gloomy weight of a thousand years unable to form bonds
>>13162805Why would anyone NOT want to fuck Big Mac?
>>13162805do you not?
>>13162805Because he's the stud of ponyville
>>13162805Too many lewd mares, not enough stallions
The flat design is genius, MLPG.No-one will buy it because it's instantly recognizable and carries a stigma plus it's not greatly cheaperOnly struggling families will buy it as a gift or for really little kids that don't get a say
>>13161129that mare is really pretty
>>13162811You know what numbers porn I get off to?Dick sizeYou have no idea how arousing it is for me just to read numbers greater than 8 in that context
>>13161369You actually want it continued?oh gosh I'm honored ;-;
>>13162842twelve inch stallionsbeing mocked for how small they are
>>13162805He's a mary sue.Just wait, he'll become an alicorn by the end of the comic.
>76/72 achievementsOnly one more. Just one more...
>>13162853Well, he already has a horn.By which I mean penis.
punchy little legs
>>13162842>tfw you love numbers porn of waist size and weight
>>13162896cocky little freaks
>>13162902USE THE BRAKES
>>13162888Big Mac is the best stallion for cuddles
sex with Rarity
Luna is taking you out on a date.
>>13162922"Taking me out"?Like, murdering me?
I'm going to fuck that Jokerno homo
>>13162921>>13162922>Fucking Rarity>light bondage and femdom>Suddenly Luna enters trough the window to take me on a date.Awkward
>>13162933yesshe will be murdering you on a dateshe's not very good at social situations
>>13162902Welptime to bust out the N64
>>13162929An aquarium, an arcade, and a chain restaurant
>>13162842>greater than 8 in that contextbad news for you regarding the little ponies>>13150717goddamn duplicate file
>>13162937His face was intricately designed by god himself specifically for that costume.
>>13162945Luna, when the old texts speak of death in romantic terms, they're talking about orgasm. Sex.
>>13162942>"Uh, princess, we're kind of in the middle of something right now.">"That is fine, we can wait.">"...">"...Well what are you waiting for? Proceed!"
>>13162960There's also the part where horses can't use their entire dick during sex.5.5-6 inches would be more than enough to satisfy any mare length wise
>>13162960>little poniesBut what about contributors?
>>13162993they aren't ponies
Think of your favorite CMCDone?You have to take care of them for a day. What do?
>Implying my human sexual stamina wouldn't outlast any stallion, thus making me the perfect manwhore in all of ponyville
>>13163008we can stalk rainbow dash and compare notes on how to seduce her
>>13162998true, but i still would sb's 8 inches
>>13163008>sweetieGo outside with her and play games. Tag, Hide and Seek, stuff like that.After that I make her something to eat. Then we'll watch Mary Poppins together and work to learn those songs>Sweetie singing Chim Chim Cher-ee and Feed the birdsI'd probably die
>>13163008>sweetie belleI just take her to the park. If we get back home, we can ride bikes to gether, sing songs, watch tv, draw, vidya, cook, etc.
>>13163008>SweetieGo out for ice cream!
>>13163027how long do mares last?
>>13162960>scrubbles is writing gay dragon tfwhat the fuckwhen did this happen
why does everyone like sweetie belle so much all of a sudden
>>13163036Not much longer than a stallion I think. Probably less.
>>13163046>all of a sudden
>>13163046Because voice cracks.
>>13163052just scroll down like ten postsgeezhttp://pastebin.com/9Fu5pp3x
>>13163037It's kind of sad to see Scrubbles' descentgoing from silly groan-inducing puns to drunken rambling and gay dragons
>>13163046I can think of at least two reasons
Where the fuck can I watch this Watamote shit everyone talks about
>>13163065click my cookies for me
>>13163008>AppebloomThankfully she's easily amused by physical activities, so probably gonna play outside or something.
>>13162519anon, shut the fuck up. youre worse than Ross right now.You wanna be worse than Ross?
>>13163008The whole package.
>>13163046http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTdueVxwk4Its not hard to choose when you have Applebloom and Scootaloo as an alternate.
>>13163113>an hour lateNO-ONE is worse than Ross.
>>13163124YOUR FACE IS WORSE THAN ROSS
>spend hours carefully designing spacecraft and lander>perfectly time Munar injection burn to minimise delta-v>flawless Mun landing, plant flag>take off, dock with orbiter>perform burn for Kerbin return>mfw I forgot to put paracutes on the command pod
>>13163124BCS is gunning for the role.As is Twilicorn.
>tfw no DLYou think Hydra and the Win-O threads might come through for us?
The last song you listened to is the song that plays during the credits of the movie starring you and your waifu where you two save the world and simultaneously hook up.What is it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RPWmgMYBRA
>>13163159>what are you listening tooFuck off.
>>13163157Eh, worst comes to worst we just have to wait for yayponies to get it
>>13163157Not posted means it's never getting scanned
>>13163166What am I looking here?
>>13163159>Mord Fustang - Taitonice
>>13163157Don't see why they wouldthey wouldn't want to step on yayponies' turf.or, y'know, /co/ hates ponies
>>13163172Kiddy budget version. They've said it themselves.
>>13163139parachutes are for casuals
>>13163164Wow, you are easily angered.
>>13163174ambiguous colored pixels
>>13163172>tfw when there no pony game for the DS
>>13163157That's where they normally come in, but it's 2 and a half hours late now.
>>13163193but there was one
>ctrl+f 'moth'>0 resultsWhy don't you just fucking kill yourselves
>>13163027>gayanon arrives in Equestria>can't even get close to finishing before stallions become too exhausted to continue>it can't be helped, look like you'll have to do all of them
>>13163214One could ask you the same
>>13163212moths are flying around and the moon's not out, so there's no one concentration of mothpone
hey guys so uh super fetish storywhat would you think about an obese Celestia flirting and grinding against Twilight to publicly humiliate her huh huh10/10 Y/N????
>>13163225fuck off ross not even rmeotly what anyone wants
>>13163225nahwhat else you got?
>>13163225Gonna need a little buildup man
>>13163239Build this up!*whips out dick*
>>13163228No no, that ain't me. I'd want a story with Discord and Sweetie Belle.
When is Wander over Yandere premiering?
>>13163176>Mord Fustang My negro, have you heard his new song, "Something Right Meow"?
>>13163225The time has come and so have I
>>13163257Equally if not more disgusting.
>>13163228>>13163229>>13163230>>13163239>>13163262You are all horrible human beings.
>>13163225That's three of my fetishes and I'm only giving it 5.4/10Read Shakespeare.
>>13163258wasn't it last week?
so how about those relationships?
>>13163282Shippers ruin lives
>go check out ponyplushies>they have a banner congratulating elslowmo for winningYou guys are everywhere
>>13163293that is the tiniest scrunch ever
>>13163266How? Sweetie's innocence will mix well with Discord's penchant for fucking things up. Plus threats of physical harm from Rarity.
>>13163294hide yo womenhide yo children
>>13163302Twily is a tiny pony
>>13163305SoIt's pedophillic rapeBut fatter
>>13163302scrunch with caution
You guys I want to get out of bed but my cat's sleeping on my chest what do I do
>>13163294aww shitwhat did he win? what was the photo?
>>13163282shipping is cutefor some reason i'm a giant faggot who only likes F/M and M/M ships
Alright mlpg, a girl knocks on your door dressed like your favorite pony, claiming to be so. Keep in mind this is a human being with no background information, no social security, citizenship, etc. How do you care for your girl, who's more than likely some crazy, and more importantly do you put your dick in crazy?
>>13163305Because it's coming from you.
>>13163314why is she so small
>>13163337how do you dress like my favorite pony if ponies don't wear clothes?
>>13163294>he won with this picture...isn't this cheating?
>>13163337>Alright mlpg, a girlStopped reading
>>13163337My favorite pony is underage, so no dick.
>>13163337I barely know her, why would I stick my dick in her?Talk to her a while, invite her in maybe, make food, watch movies, talk
>>13163352>Dat hunched babsUnf.
>>13163337My favorite pony wouldn't just knock on my door and claim to be her without any proof[X] Doubt
>>13163335>ascii brohoof at the end of the text
>>13163352he probably asked for permission
>>13163366That's because it's not actually your favorite pony, it's a crazy girl.
>>13163366She knows the 63rd sub magical element, and intimate details about her life. But nothing she knows that would prove it's her would be something you know, at least nothing that any jackoff couldn't know from the show or comics.
>>13163388>at least nothing that any jackoff couldn't know from the show or comics.and how do we know she's not lying?
>>13163317No fattening up here. Just listening to Sweetie's voice cracks in response to Discord to annoy him.
>>13163335A plushie of each of the mane 6, a poster and some stickers. Don't know what poster and what stickers, since the prize description links on the winners page is hilariously broken.http://ponyplushies.com/brony-photo-challenge-contest>>13163352Full size just in case anyone saves that.
How pathetic is this dragon?
>>13163388does she have the pony's weird-colored hair?
>>13163394You don't, any suitably fanatic fan would know exactly what you know about the character. And any details that weren't confirmed by the show could just be made up.
>>13163404he's just a kid
>>13163404>KISSY KISSY BOOTH
>>13163388I ask who her favorite pony is
>>13163404>That Discord>That Chrysalis10/10
>>13163404>Balloon Bust>comic pandering to MSOB
>>13163418She says Princess Cadance.
>>13163404He's like 10 or somethingGive him a break
>>13163404Is anyone else getting an "overpriced plushie parody" vibe from this?
>>13163404>PeeweeComics confirmed for not canon
>>13163404I wonder why he keeps coloring his tongue green?
>>13163425I put her down.
>>13163404>peewee sitting in a treedaww
>>13163408Her hair is a little unusually colored (bright strawberry blonde for pinkie, a very deep blueish for Rarity) but not unnatural or dyed.
>>13163418Look at that pony go!
>>13163430that doesn't confirm jack-shit, retard
>>13163438>a-am I still kawaii?
>>13163434Dude likes lime gatorade. Give him a break Twilight feeds him fish heads dude needs his citrus.
>>13163442what about for Rainbow Dash?
pony is running an election to become a president of united states of america
>>13163438I will still cuddle that.
>sexy housemate Cloudchaser
>>13163457Can she play Peaches?
>>13163425I ask rediv why she's impersonating Twilight
>>13163463Dash isn't bald!
Is comic 10 on yayponies yet?Or is it just another preview?
>>13163457What does pony know about running a country?
>>13163453Brunette with a rainbow beanie.
>>13163457but she's not an American citizen
>>13163481Certainly more than any other candidates
>>13163477Wow okay then mister when's the last time YOU met dash yeah I thought so
>>13163489I highly doubt that
cuddling on the couch with gilda, watching old horror movies
>>13163457I ask pony her stance on abortion.
I WANT TO GET OFF MR.COOKIES WILD RIDE
>>13163468>all that sexual tensionI'd die
>>13163478it's certainly not the preview
>>13163493when have you ever seen Dash bald?
>>13163501>That many cookies>Still hasn't got 500 grandmasThe fuck are you doing?
>>13163498>"Well usually I just lie back, spread my legs, and close my eyes."
>>13163501THOSE ARE TOO MANY COOKIES
>>13163483Does she ACT like Dash?Will she get on my ass about getting out and going to the gym and going on runs with her?
>>13163511When she did her first sonic rainboom.
>>13163512Blowing them on cursors and upgrades
seriously, where's the fucking comic dump
>>13163507It's not on yayponies and it's not in the comic threadWHERE IS THE COMIC
>>13163527Yes and she makes you watch her do her workout routine because it's awesome and she needs to practice in front of an audience.
>>13163539We don't know. SOMEONE has it.
>>13163501refresh, watch your CpS skyrocket.
>>13163497>she keeps commenting on how campy the acting is and how fake the monster looks>"Alright dweeb, what's next?">pull out The Shining>she blanches
>>13163508So does she end up riddled with bullets by the end of the comic?
>>13163549Why are you just reposting the panels from derpibooru?
>>13163549>feedbags are now canonThat's actually pretty neat
>>13163508my godshe's gorgeouslook at that manethose eyes
>>13163560Because that is where I am getting them from
>>13163549Who did they not ship Mac with yet, jesus.
>>13163549OKAY /co/ LUNA AND CELESTIA ARE FINE WITH DATING AND PDAWILL YOU MAKE YOUR MOVE NOW
>>13163584I can't, they do not exist on my plane of existence.
>>13163567Kill meplease just do it
>>13163501It gets boring after a while.
>>13163567>spike>instantle level the manlinessLEL
>>13163587that artist deserves to be raped
>>13163587Are you trying to make me always check for the artist of a piece before looking at anything else?
>>13163576>>13163564My new dream is to become bugmac
>>13163584YESWITH THE SPEED OF A TIGER MADE OF PURE METH, I JUMP IN FRONT OF PINCISS LURNER AND STRIKE HER THROAT, ALSO TRAVELLING AT THE SPEED OF METHTIGERFINALLY MY FATHER IS AVENGED
>>13163592and then another update comes along and you get addicted againI can't wait to see what 'dungeons' entail in a game like this.
>>13163592I got off the ride yesterdayfeelsgood
>>13163612Anonymous you just punched a lamppostAlso your knuckles are bleedingAre you alright
>>13163587You can fuck right off if you expect me to defend my tastes
>>13163620Ever played candybox? Probably like that.candybox is way better than cookie clicker but then cookies is way newer so it'll keep growing
>>13163543>she keeps pointing out how your stance is all wrong and you're putting too much strain on your back and you're putting the weights down too fast>feeling her hands on you when she repositions you just right
>>13163642Cookies are better than candy.
>tfw no Flitter in flight cadet suit
>>13163646>Congratulations ass slaps when you're done>She turns to walk away, your hand freezes mid swing>One day anon...one day
>>13163584WHAT DOES PDA STAND FOR
>>13163662Can't you draw it?
>>13163668Public displays of affection.
>>13163668PINKIE'S DILATED ANUS
>>13163668PERSONAL DICK ASSISTANCE
>>13163668Pony Dicked Ass
>>13163587that's because the majority of "girly" things are complete shit
>>13163668Personal Digital Assistant.
>>13163668Public displays of affection
>>13163533>>13163548Oh god,what is this milk stuff?and it also gave me a kitten,all chocolate and made me re-buy trillion fingers
>>13163668Putin's Dick arises
>Shantae finally got Greenlit
>>13163668Penis Dick Asses
>>13163662Wow fucking christ just fuck off and kill yoursekf seriously
>>13163662if only there was someone who could draw it
>>13163662Flitter is shit. Draw the better twin.
How tough are ya?
>>13163668Personal Delivery Assistant
>>13163698I think you get milk from upgrades and they just increase your output just another layer to the onion.
>>13163668its a mystery to everyone
>>13163719The sequel I think
>>13163724Grandiose pls go, it doesn't count when you have a script that clicks for you
I don't know what this cookie stuff is, but I'm about to go bake some real cookies becase it gor me hungry.
>>13163730What if pony's hole was opened?
Sometimes words fall out of my keyboard at the oddest times. One of those times was last night, and it turned out to be a continuation of something else that dribbled out onto the internet. I have no idea how this happened.Warning: Contains changeling-related headcanon and absolutely no porn.Part 1: http://1dl.us/HMAPart 2: http://1dl.us/HPQ
>>13163729i thought milk was from achievements
>>13163735>thinking I use an autoclickerget gud scrub
>>13163730>you will never have a SBBQ with Pinkie while we're DLOD and PMC
>>13163742Because of this, I have just uninstalled pony's cybernetics and plugged in cloned organics.Pony is now whole again, and pony loves it.
>>13163743yeah probablyi don't even know
>>13163698>>13163729Your milk level increases by 2% for each achievement you get.
>>13163732Oh. it wasnt as good as the first one, and the 3rd game is coming out to 3DS.
>>13163730DLOD with Celestia & Luna at the SBBQ. NMH though. Also Celestia is PMC - MHIO
>>13163758pony is just programmed to love it, don't fool yourself
>>13163796Pony is free from your programming
>>13163758>plugging in>organics0/10, see me after class.
Why would anyone want to date YOU? yOUR LIFE IS SO BORING.
>>13163742Read it from when you posted it earlier. Not really any feedback to give, it's just an introduction and I haven't a clue where the story's going to go from there.
>>13163811Don't be sore. Pony is better off now.
>>13163811id plug in to organics, if you know what i meanim talking about my dick
>>13163735>making a script to do a thing in a game that is already essentially just several scripts that do the exact same thing
>>13163815Because I love pony.
>>13163837A child can love.A dog can love.Love doesn't qualify you for shit.
>>13163815Because MLPG thinks i'm cool.
>>13163835I can only assume he's talking about a hypothetical script that does the buying in the most effecient order, because any autoclicker on the cookie is just going to get outpaced by time machines.
>>13163848Well, but that's why pony's dating him, so it kind of does.
>>13163848Pony said it does.
evens: finish gloomy shrinky gifodds: take request
>>13163874Make him shrink more, to comical size. Small enough to ride on Marker's snout.
>>13163874She shouldn't let Markerita do that to her.
>>13163886It's a he?
>>13163886I'll probably go smaller, yeah.
>>13163887Maybe gloomy just gets smaller because the hiatus comes to an end
>>13163827Figured I'd repost for the daytime crew.Bits and pieces of it fall out of my head from time to time and, like any other art form, any practice is better than none. Figured it'd be better to drop it here as it comes out instead of keeping it to myself. Do you think the concept at least not utter crap?
>>13163932*is at leastJesus, I should probably go back to sleep if I'm fucking up this bad.
http://i.imgur.com/iwVbUbr.pngDoing a little warmup thing before working on commissions.
>>13163926She's a unicorn, she doesn't live under special physical rules. But her magic goes haywire when fueled by sudden showtime and pretty much always shrinks herself for a while before she gets a handle on it again. Normally her magic level is pretty stable when a hiatus drags on, or when a season is airing regularly.
Today is your favorite pony's birthday.What are you going to do about it?
>>13163978I'd bake her a nice apple pie.
>>13163978go out to chuck e cheeses
>>13163978Kidnap her so she doesn't have to take care of her normal royal duties and then spend the day picnicking with her on a small clearance I found yesterday.
>>13163932Yep, might be interesting, depending on how it goes. I would at least check out later parts if you decide to right them and you dropped them by here, at least.
>>13163978Bake her a cake.
>people have MLPG blocked in their 4chan X settings
>>13163666>not just manning up and slapping dat asscome on anon, she'll like it
>>13163978I'l give her a nice gift-card for sugarcube cornershe'd probably break anything else.
>>13164022>people care about others ignoring things they don't like
>>13164022That's a good thing. Stops them from coming in here and telling us how much they dislike us.
>>13164022>You should be mad about other people's choices!
>>13164022That was one of the reasons people on /co/ got mad when MLP General didn't end up in the subject line, because it would get past their filter.
>>13164022Good for them. Seriously, if they don't want to see it and they've taken the logical step to prevent it from annoying them, I'm glad.
>>13164055heaven forbid they add another line
fart fart fart faaart
Still no comic?
>>13163978Give her flowers, a card, a present, and a hug!
>>131640832lewd for a day thread.
>>13164022It's actually a good thing. It's one of the reasons we continued to keep MLP General in the subject line in /co/The Key words can be in any field, comment, subject email whatever. And the key words are very very extensive so it's almost impossible to not have one of them somwhere.The MLP General in the subject line is mostly unnecessary.
>>13163965>jelly.pngodds - drawevens - keep playing
>>13164064But what other line would they add, then? I guess you could set it to pick up things that had the archive's keywords in it's OP since all our threads had to have those for the tracker to work, but hell, not even that many people in the thread itself knew them properly, expecting someone who actively dislikes the place to be able to use them would be silly.
>>13164107never mind I had bad reading comprehension
>>13164105draw cute featherweight
>>13164105Draw me a Rarity in a maid suit serving Twilight some tea.
>>13164102>very very extensivepony, MLP, Hub, the main six names (full names: Twilight isn't enough), Trixie...Others?
>>13164105least favorite pone doing something adorable
>>13164105(Draw Flitter in a cadet flight suit)
>>13164121Nyx was supposedly one at one stage, probably still is.
oh great the twaifufags are dreaming about being mindraped into brainless sex slaves again
>>13164121I think that's all but really it's kinda enough.I mean fuck pony is like the most used word here
>>13164133GOATDid you put a horn on that Sweetie drawing?
>>13164133Happy birthday Goat Train!Which pone is your favourite pone?
>>13164133>>13164124I suppose I'll do that...>>13164120Although this does sound nice too...
>>13164138>I mean fuck pony is like the most used word hereI wonder what a wordcloud of every thread ever would look like.
>>13164155There were a lot made.Can't remeber any of them tough
>>13163978Hard to say. Sometimes Twilight's in the moods for parties and sometimes she's not. I think I'll let Pinkie Pie handle the party and I'll paint my face purple and get her a card with some kind of bad pony history pun and maybe that book she's been wanting. Then after the parties over I'll give her a piggyback ride back to the library where she's free to spend the rest of her day as she desires
>>13164136I'll have you know I'm daydreaming about preening her wings, anon.
>>13164152i think he likes applehorse
>>13164150Yep, just for you!>>13164152Applejack is best pone.And thank you!
Anon please! You must stop spontaneously taking your clothes off when your around me, its all... floppy and whatnot.
>>13164196You shut that pretty little mouth
>>13164196Oh, okay... bam, not floppy anymore!
>>13164195Man...I love you. I just love you so much. If one day I'll get over Tess you'll be my husbando
>>13164196It's a...human customH-how dare you be so insensitive
>>13164240Hey, I'm just doing what you asked. Is there anything else you want me to do?
Eh heh heh... what do you mean having sex with your brother isn't considered an acceptable thing to do in society
>>13164257Twilight, I'm not your brother.
>>13164239Hello, pretty green horse. What are you up to?
THINK OF A PONYDONE?TO BAD YOU'RE PLAYING THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED WITH SHINING ARMOR
>>13164257I'm telling you Twilight, it's only okay if it's in a threewayUh, with a human.A human male.
>>13164264god, that's a cute human
>>13164278BUT I WAS THINKING OF SHINING ARMOR
>>13164264I want to kiss that Lyra
>>13164278BUT I WAS THINKING OF PLAYING A GAME
>>13164278>Fallout 3You know it's kinda hard to not make a joke about how he would go to irradiated areas to get more Rads
>>13164296Hey, go easy on him. He hasn't been outside for a while.
>>13164083What an ugly hooker
>>13164229It's strange, isn't it? As much as I've been almost completely ignored by my artbando, and despite the influx of all the cool people since then, I still wouldn't change for the world
>>13164298how about this one
>>13164306>"Oh tubular, I got all my radical points!">you have died of radiation poisoning>"Aw, bogus!"
>>13164278Shining Armor robbing banks? Someone should draw it.
>>13164317Hey, I've been on Tumblr!
>>13164278>FTLI don't think he would like this.
>>13164346He died on his way back to his home planet
>>13164278>Saint's Row 4>Implying I'm not already playing Lyra
>>13164337This shouldn't make me laugh so much
>>13164331Perhaps you have found true love.
>>13164306>>13164337Is it weird that Shining Armor is into all that slang and the closest he's been to water is helping Twilight in a wading pool when she was a filly?
>>13164257It's called having freak babies and being forced into the life of a pariah.Usually not a good thing.
>>13164346I dunno, once we find out more about the the whole psuedodnd thing it could very much his speed; it's pretty much an ultra-light RPG, afterall.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13164317what's an "outside"?
>>13164364It's wholly unrequited through. I'm some special kind of masochist.
Testing, testing, can you hear me?I need something to do while my cookies are made. Any art requests?
>>13164268>tfw best girl wins
>>13164390Dude stopI just came four times in a row to the thought of getting the d from Lyra
>>13164395The changeling chewing on the mic
>>13164395Changlings trying to get Chrysalis to notice them.
in this moment I am truly euphoric because I am enlightened by my own pony
>>13164395mothpone and bugpone being cute
>>13164395Holy crap, where have you been, hesh? Do a cute changeling hugging celestia.
>>13164395HESH I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEADDRAW A CHANGELING
>>13164395Goopony CMC tackle hugging Cherillie and making a big sloppy mess
>>13164278How can I play a single player game together with him?
>>13164410You mean giving the d to Lyra right
Daily reminder that Twilight is best gt3.14 gf
>>13164395Scootaloo powdering her face.It's Lik-a-Maid powder.
>>13164331It's just...I don't know man I was here since almost the beginning. I don't know what made Tess so special for me but as time passed it just well you know.He never visits but I still love him. But everything has a limit. If he doesn't return during S4 I'll just have to move on.By then Goat will probably hat us and leave too ;_;
>>13164430That's not Fluttershy.
>>13164433if it helps tess still likes pone
>>13164439Fluttershy is nice too, but in a different way.She's more of a "kinky sex in the woods" kind of gal where Twilight takes things much more intimately.
>>13164429I said what I meant and I meant what I saidI was also imagining giving her head.
>>13164430Goat please, she isn't even your waifu
>>13164395Hesh you fucking nigger. Start regularly posting your pics on Deviantart or Tumblr or something. You draw cute ponae and contrary to popular belief not everyone lives in this thread 24/7
>>13164451I know. And he still likes the things I like. I'm happy that he's happy but I miss him so much Anon. Just to see him here once again would make me so happy.
>>13164433>implying I can ever leavethread to thread, we must pone on
>>13164430That's not Fl->>13164439See this guy gets it.This FS is seriously making me want to switch waifus.
>>13164464What about Apple Kink?
>>13164433Maybe I could be your art husbando then, Anon
>>13164416I want to color like Mewball
>>13164478>switching waifu>everThank god shes mine from the start!
>>13164497If there was a riding crop in that game she'd be holding it
Gender: Female (Transwoman)
>>13164503>Tit curtainsYour fashion sense disgusts me.
>>13164433I got into pone slightly later and I just saw a post on Eqd about the calendar which later became My Little Sweetheart. I knew of some of the artists but I checked out the rest. And the rest is history.
>>13164516they're cute as fuck
>Pinkie Pie invites you to a party>You arrive at her place only to find that it's only the two of you there>"Hey anon, ready to have some fun~?"
>>13164503I'd never switch, but this Fluttershy is seriously fucking cute. Cuter than her pony version even.
>>13164535Comic cover preview shows Shining Armor in pony high school holding a tabletop game manual and a bag of dice. Don't have it on me, but yeah.
>>13164548So....>Lay down on the bedOr>Sit down in the chair
What if one of the CMC started crushing on a colt and the other two tried to help?
>>13164430You can't just take her pants off anon! Then you miss the point of the game!
>>13164554ChairLap dance time.
>>13164554I'll sleep on the floor.
>>13164558Nah, Id rather have it reversed. A colt has a crush on one of the CMC.
>>13164564That's a game?
>>13164558Sweetie would steal him. Doesn't matter who, she'd steal him by accident.
>>13164565>Imagining Pinkie Pie in >>13164536 outfit giving me a lap dance>Look but don't touchI-I'll be in my bunk
>>13164571if I were a colt I'd totally have a crush on AB
>>13164503My waifu is so patheticBut so am I for loving her So it works
>>13164578>>13164581>not the neckbeard edit
>>13164599Needs a fedora
Sorry just one more thing for the cookie game playersBe careful if you refresh. Golden Cookies are completely broken and invisible.
>>13164578would you play fatal with shiny
>>13164565Sexy lap dance engaged. Lots of dry humping and shoulder teasing. At one point she gets so into it that she just starts grinding up against you, hard.>>13164566Who said anything about sleeping?>>13164567Pinkie Pie plants a foot on either side of your head and starts gyrating her hips, moving them in slow circles as well as up and down. You can practically smell her vag at points.
>>13164588But she'd make you work with her after school.And then furiously make out with you in the orchard because exercise increases sex drive
>>13164599>a comic full of CadanceHow am I supposed to keep that boner under control?
>>13164621stroke her calves and thighs. worship those legs.
>>13164616What's the version as of now?
>tfw Rainbow Dash will never dress sexy intentionally, completely oblivious to that kind of thing.
>>13164634>a comic>AIt's a 2-part arc.
>>13164629It'd be worth the work.And I'm sure with AB it would be fun.And kissing under an apple tree would be heavenly.
>>13164617>you will never roll for ponut circumference
>>13164635She bites her lip and moans softly
>>13164636Game version 1.03Script version 1.50002
>>13164652>>13164653>she bits her lip and moans softly
>she will never be real
>>13164647Is that an actual cover?
>>13164657Read the Pinkie book. I dare you.
>>13164647>two comicsI'll need a syringe and drain the blood then I guess
>>13164682I'm not even rediv.
>>13164681Flex your leg muscles, it redirects the blood flow from your dick to your legs
>>13164653ask her to sit on your face
>>13164678>saving the thumbnail
>>13164695"Pinkie, sit on my face?""Wait, what? Anon, are you loco in the coco? That's not what faces are for, silly!"Way to ruin the mood.
>>13164654Also rumor has it that we'll get 3 dungeons this friday so prepare your grannies for battle. Also he'll disable cheating so if you want to have shit cookies cheat now while you still can
i think i'm dying
>>13164578Okay, but what does this have to do with pseudopods?
>>13164717rip in piece anon
>>13164717Technically we all are
>>13164713>Pinkie doesn't know about facesittingwait what