Bliss edition.Your life without pone has no meaningOld horse: >>13152445
I AM THE GREATEST
>>13157177VGNVGN VGN
>>13157176Let her suffer.
>sexy housemate Cloudchaser
>>13157176
Dammit AB!
>>13157176she should get spike to get a doctor
It has meaning, butSome days I wonder if it would be more enticing with a select few pone in my life
>>13157176Yes.
>>13157200That is the only thing I've ever wanted.
1-3 Guild Wars 24-6 Draw7-9 Sleep0 Mlpg Choice
Can't stop dressing up personhorse.
>>13157184[VGS]
>>13157153>orange horse>bliss
>>13157224DRAW JUNEBUG!
Rap
>>13157176She should really get to a doctor. It sounds like she's got some gall bladder problems. She could have gallstones and they're tearing the lining.
>>13157224draw your least favorite pone doing something adorable
>>13157224does anyone still play GW2?I have it but i haven't played since the betas
What if Centaur
>>13157229So much unf potential
>>13157254Why are her legs broke
>>13157257
>>13157252There's a semi-activeish Mlpg Guild on Jade Quarry.
There will be no BraeburnQuest session this Friday, the 30th of August.
>>13157265
>>13157200>and her cute, less-endowed little sister Flitter
>>13157270
>>13157251Least favorite Main cast or period.'Cause fuck Rumble
>>13157275>loli human pinkie wearing thatmy fuckin dick holy shit
>>13157273>implying
>>13157281Main cast.I'd rather not.
>>13157269aw man...
Goodnight, mlpg
>>13157284msob's humanizations are awful
>>13157229
>>13157269Shoot.
>>13157273> Flitter very clearly wants to date you> Well, clear to everyone else> It's legal but god she looks like 16, 17 in the classic sense> Most of the time you're just concerned with work, keeping the house in one piece and pushing them both to look for a real apartment or crash with someone else> There's Tumblr porn of you, consummate with the hours Flitter has spent on the house wi-fi> Pray none of your coworkers find it, there are some over-flattering pictures of your penis on there
>>13157275
>pony will never stimulate your reproductive organs
>>13157284You know CC would be the bustier of the two.
>>13157269Oh man, I wanted more cute pinkie!
>>13157311Whoops, forgot the trip. I might as well take the blame for this stupid shit.
>>13157303speak for yourself
>>13157316that is what it feels like when you finish a good bookunless the author is Jim Butcher, then you want to find him and throttle him for not writing faster.
>>13157269Going somewhere?
>>13157316unfy and then the filename made it unfier.
>>13157323Oh you
>>13157332I felt the same way about Robert Jordan and now feel the same way about Brandon Sanderson
Nevermind I'm gonna play a videogame instead
why is mlpg so humans tonight
>>13157332He's only going to make the cliffhangers more blueballing.
>>13157311>trying to get rid of the voluptuous, wild girl and her cute, sweet sisterwhy would you even
>>13157319>blood will never surge to your penis and cause it to swell, becoming rigid as a pastel-colored equine species performs sexual intercourse for the purpose of recreation with you
>>13157332or unless you're reading Lord of the Ringsthen you want to dedicate your life to the paranormal to bring Tolkien back
>>13157348I prefer you as a pretty purple pony princess.Belly rubs?
>>13157351That's the worst/best part.Two plus two is five.
>>13157352>>13157118Also who doesn't pay rent at a place they've spent more than seven consecutive nights at?
SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>13157325they all look like whores with breast implants
>>13157332>Finish a good book>Immediately regret finishing it>Wish I could forget it so I could read it again
>>13157362and tell him that holy fuck man this is some seriously sleep-inducing shit
>>13157348Dunno, shit sucks.Want some help preening your wings?
>>13157319>you will never have an orgasm from stimulation and ejaculate in the vicinity of pony
>>13157316Last oneRainbow Dash doesn't have much in the way of sexy options without feeling like repeating stuff I did with other characters.
>>13157376just imagine if someone summoned you from the dead just so they could tell you your writing was boring
>>13157369then get them to start paying rent!getting rid of them should be plan B or C
>>13157390And so slap-zombies were created.
>a secret organization formed to apprehend powerful Equestrians that have gone rouge dispatches the CT-001 and CT-002 upon hearing that Twilight's been exposed to nightmare energy.>they later discover that Twilight is in full control in her nightmare form.>they also find out that a splinter cell has hacked the CTs, so none of the command prompts work.>a pair of androids designed specifically to go after Twilight, are now going after Twilight without any way to recall them.What do?
>>13157393But anon, this is Classic Harem Guy stuff. He'll tolerate them but get all sitcom-solution'y trying to get them to leave without ever asking directly.Now THIS little freeloader, well>>13157316
>>13157375>Reading one of the Brandon Sanderson Wheel of Time books>The climax starts in the middle of the 900 page book>Can't put it down til lthe end>Get absolutely no sleep
>>13157376god damn I really want to read his books but I've tried like 17 times and it's just so unpleasant
>>13157416Lovecraft puts me to sleep 7 times out of 10
>>13157407Submit myself to Twilight's will.
>>13157393>not going with Plan D
>>13157407>rouge
I want this pony
>>13157316>button shirt and pantiescan't stop unfing send help
>>13157426>going with Plan Dthat's what got anon into this mess, dickless.
>>13157408but which one wins in the end?Flitter, the one obviously after a relationship?or Cloudchaser, who tries to keep it under wraps since she doesn't want to get in her sister's way?
twilight's ponut
>>13157422>tfw didn't even want to fall asleep while reading Lovecraft and Tolkien erry dayHow faggot am I?
>>13157363>>13157378o-okay
>>13157422Eh. I mean it's not that bad. There are some stories he wrote that holy fuck I barely can keep my eyes open anymore and I just woke up but most are nice
>>13157454fuck off
>>13157454>you will never be part of your waifu's personal harem
>>13157422>Lovecraftdon't read the dream cyclethose ones are incredibly boring
>>13157449Lovecraft is legit amazing with a lot of his work. But for some reason every other story of his doesn't click for me.Tolkein is boring as fuck though. LotR is padded out from cover to cover.
>>13157437It's okay, Anon, just let it rideOr hug her tight from behind in your broad arms and breathe in her hair, wondering how the Hell she can make your basic shampoo smell like jasimine and lavender.
>>13157434oh lord, that short hair on candy butt
>>13157465I've got his complete works in a single volume. I've been working through it off and on from cover to cover.Polaris is one of my favorites so far.
Regular reminder that bobcuts is best cuts
>>13157469And without Tolkien, current day fantasy practically wouldn't exist.Nor would Weaver.doesn't make it any less boring
>>13157434I would. Does that make me a bad person?
>>13157471You like shot hair, anon?
>>13157492>pixie cutsNOFUCK OFF
>>13157491No it doesn't. It makes you okay
>>13157478I liked The Temple a lotand Beneath the Pyramids
>>13157445Well fuck, I dunnoThis is a classic harem, so he'll probably go with the one he wants, which so far hasn't been established by quorumI'm not going to dictate shitThough I'm kind of leaning for Flitter as she starts sending Anon through a loop by also being totally un-self-conscious about nudity and dragging him out on a beach and having a great time. They start hanging out and by degrees Anon gets less of a stick up his ass about the girls staying. They get some better AC, there's always some vegan fruit-leather for Flitter, they all pitch in to buy Flitter a used car to make it to her university classes, it all seems to come together until Flitter asks if they want to do something, you know, just the two of them. Cloudchaser "just happens" to be crashing with Dash for the weekend.It's a coffee place, and two or three biscotti later Anon wonders why they didn't just start from here anyway.
>>13157492unf...
>>13157490>Nor would Weaver.maybe he'd be doing something more profitable, or in a different genrei agree on the boring part
>>13157421>pony is facing away from you>you find yourself glancing at pony's butt>"I can tell when you're peeking, you know..."
>>13157492your hair was better the way it was. . . no offense
>>13157540I-it's a nice butt.
>>13157519The Quest of Iranon gave me feels
>>13157533>Weaver never got struck by the Tolkien>became a full on artist>got rejected from art school>became Adolf Weaver
>>13157460*ffucks out of thread*
I'M GOING TO EAT ALL THESE FUKKEN HAMMERS
>>13157563good
>>13157519It took me several tries to get through The Temple because I kept dosing off.
>>13157421Well, they're aware of body language and pheromone changes in other species, humans among them.That and it's not THAT hard to tell when someone's horning in on you if they aren't actually hiding their power levels.
You're ugly even by MLPG standards
>>13157525Personally I'm leaning for Cloudchaser.Everyone is always mentioning how they'd fuck CC but have a relationship with Flitter. But that seems depressing for CC. What if she wants a relationship too, but everyone just looks at her for sex and otherwise ignores her in favor of her sister?I think she deserves a turn to be in love and loved.
uh ohtwilight sparkle swapped your body with rarity's
>>13157565Don't forget your hardhat!
>>13157578ur mom is ugly even by MLPG standards
>Tolkienhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pISzxdEgDCU
Is it even possible to fap so hard that you wind yourself? Because it sure feels like it
>>13157589Poor RarityShe isn't going to want it back
>>13157465Oh god that dream cycle. Fucking shit man I forced myself to finish it.That small cat story is the only story that actually made me shiver and creeped the fuck out of me for some reasonAlso it's kinda hilarious now that I thick of how they were in the dream Cycle. Space traveling, monster fighting talking cats.
>>13157589go and kill the dumb cunt
>>13157540"Sorry, Twilight, it's just a moving targe- I MEAN OBJECT IT IS MOVING"> She rolls her eyes, but not too derisively> You notice she's taken on just a fraction harder trot today, leg lifts and allNah, really she'd be almost clueless and Anon would fail to hide his power levels entirely, looking the fool with the rest of the gang
>>13157554I'm stuck on The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.It's just so boring. And it's so LONG.
>>13157600What did you do to it anon
>>13157470>breathe in her hairgod DAMMIT
>>13157583Well sure, but I figure that maybe Anon wouldn't hitch up with Cloudchaser for any number of reasons, not the least of which being the first to barge into his house and just steal/nosh on shit for a while.That and it's possible she can love and be loved by another person, just not Anon.
>>13157583Sounds like its a tough call between casual and committed.Cute or cool.
>>13157589HA HA, TIME FOR HORN FELLATIO.
>>13157634cockslut or cumslut
>>13157601I think I prefer his scary stories to his crazy dream adventures though The Shunned House was alright
>>13157589>rarity is suddenly overpowered by her new body's insatiable ponylust
>>13157589I really need to spend less time with those two
>>13157470> breathe in her hairI would> broad, powerful armsYou'd like that, wouldn't yo-FUCKI would
>>13157625http://derpiboo.ru/314426
>>13157658>She starts fucking you right then and there, in front of twilight, unable to control her new body's desires
>>13157637unf
>>13157666yeah, you'd be a lot safer with applejack and pinkie pienothing could go wrong hanging out with them
>>13157680even though I don't like fast horse or apple horse, I am okay with this image.
>>13157680why did raritys horn grow longer?
>>13157589>Anon gets her body fat and infected with a thousand STDs>Anon gets ripped and has a penis enlargement done to his
>>13157682>AJ and Pinkie Pie>Pinkie Pie...I'll be in the carousel boutique with Sweetie
>>13157634I don't think they fall into "casual boor and wallflower," but at least at first it might be like Flitter definetely has a crush and Cloudchaser is pretty cool about it all. She's just sort of coasting through her job and landed her ass in Ponyville without an apartment and a little sister to tag along and mooched off of Anon, while Flitter thinks Anon is cool for owning a house before age 30, sort of established, well-dressed, well-mannered, has a well-stocked fridge to eat from ...
>>13157693you mean your "horn" doesn't get bigger when you're aroused?
>>13157629>>13157634well if it were me I'd totally go for CCnot for the undoubtedly amazing sex, but to get a chance to know the girl behind the amazing bodI sort of sound like that anon who's obsessed with big-boobed twist
>>13157693hornboner obviously
>>13157649what's the difference between the two?
>>13157651His scary stories are good but I really like the ones where it isn't so much scary as it is horrifying. The ones where there either is no creature or the creature isn't the focal point.For example, the entire basis for the horror in Polaris is that the main character spends the rest of his life thinking that he is trapped in a dream that he needs to wake up from.
>>13157701Sorry, hit ENTER too soon.Granted it would change and flux over the course of a well-written story; no one's one-note.I think Cloudchaser might warm up as she grows up, and Flitter would take Anon off the pedestal but still have fun dickering around, getting him out of his shell.>>13157704That seems valid enough, I just think Flitter might have the advantage of sort of *wanting* something to happen with Anon from the start while Anon may be ambivalent about two women just breaking camp in his living room.Either that or Anon is ill-equipped to interpret Cloudchaser's signs and all.>>13157626It's pretty neat, Anon. Especially when they're wearing soft tartan print or flannel.>>13157669I do give out hugs.
>>13157376>>13157416Man, I loved the hell out of the Hobbit when I was a kid (Maybe because that was one my mum read to me at bedtime), but I just could not get into the LoTR books.And then I made the mistake of trying to read The Silmarillion.
>>13157701and as time goes on, how do their feelings develop?
>>13157705Well that explains a lot about this picture
Something PonyD&D-ish.A Pegasus Rogue.I guess his name's Pilfer Filch.
>>13157752where did their beards go
>tfw lying to your parents to keep them from being disappointed in you
>>13157754It looks neat
>>13157754He looks like he'd be fun to get along with until his body is possessed by an immortal witch.
>>13157754I'm okay with this.Unicorn bow-spec fighter?
>>13157759Their body absorbed them to be able to maintain those hornsThe moment you separate them the horns shrink and the beards reaper.
>>13157754Something is off about this, but I can't put my finger on it
>>13157769
>>13157743>Either that or Anon is ill-equipped to interpret Cloudchaser's signs and all.What kind of signs?
>>13157783If it comes to you, let me know.
>>13157754That bag looks like it's a part of his body.Like, a big fleshy tumor growing out of his side.
>>13157754PerfectNow we just need a Unicorn mage that's either very young and sucks at everything or old, powerful as fuck but insane and we can send him, Pilfer, the Knight and the Fawn Lich hunting
>>13157747Well, they'd probably meet somewhere in the middle, all told. Anon's life gets shaken up but in a pretty good way. It wouldn't be all Tenchi where he just stays stoic; he gets mad when the food is gone and insists SOMEONE buy new groceries or their bags will be out on the curb.As it turns out going to the Asian market and haciendas with Cloudchaser for jackfruit and staples turned out to be a fun day and way cheaper, though try getting him to admit getting all his food stolen turned out for the better.
>>13157785>tfw you have friends but you'd rather spend most time alone
>>13157593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tO8KxrfEE
Gilda, CMC, or adventure stuff with original characters?note: none of these are sexual.because i have plenty of time between classes now, so i'll actually start writing again.
>Don't worry Trixie, you'll get your eyesight back in a few days, I'm not sure if anything can be done about your horn though. As long as you have some unconditional moral support from very close friends, you'll be fine. I'm taking you to Ponyville now, you said everypony there just adores you, right?
>>13157832Sweetie
>>13157832CMC adventure stuffBonus points if it's imaginary adventures they have on a rainy day.
>>13157832noneyour characterization really dissapoints meand your excuses bother me
>>13157850>rainy day>the CMC are in the club hose trapped there and bored>remember one of the stories Twilight told them about a party of three adventurers from times forgotten>episode is them pretending to be those, changing from the club hose to a new land and the CMC grown up looking like those three adventures
>>13157787Getting invited to roller derby gets interpreted as "will you pay for us to go to the roller derby," so he just leaves the money by Cloudchaser's hammock before going to bed, "Have a good time" kind of hoping she'd not come back until the following morning"What kind of music do you like" is what sounds like a light conversation topic to Anon, sort of weirded out that she's so hesitant to list names of bands she really likes. She's used to hipsters shitting on choices, he's totally unaware all his choices sound like crappy Green Day tier 'safe' choices for yuppies. Little does she know he has some vinyl she hasn't yet rifled through.Asking if Anon wants to go work out gets interpreted as "you need to lose weight," Anon says "some other time," half-pretending he's actually made good on the Gold's Gym membership from New Year's -- but this is close as Cloudchaser comes to a firm 'date' and she'd like to see him have her kind of 'fun.'
>>13157845Not this again It still fucking gets me too
>>13157845But surely there's a steroid cream for thatOr at the very least a wand prosthesis
pony is naughty
>>13157858Your lack of capitalization disappoints meAs does your attitude.
>>13157785>Live most of my high school life with my grandparents and in front of my computer>Have friends, but hardly ever want to hang out with them, rather spend my time on IRC talking about MUGEN and RPG Maker>Grandfather constantly tries to get me to go outside, never listen to him>Eventually he gives up>Keep myself wrapped up in the internet after graduation, only see my friends every now and then>Goes on for years and years, living with grandparents. Grandfather gets more and more weak and detached, has really bad diabetes and heart failure>eventually ends up having to go to the hospital one last time.>Feel absolutely nothing at all upon his death, up until the viewing whereupon I completely and utterly break down while trying to console my grandmother>To this day feel guilt and sorrow, feeling like I caused my grandfather to give up on life, and yet still unable and unwilling to ever leave this shell.
>>13157858sorry. thanks for giving my stuff a shot, at least.
>>13157845Man horns grow backShe's just sad she'll miss some of those secret monthly meeting with Rarity and TwilightThey touch horns you see
>>13157906ANON THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD
>>13157799>>13157783Better?
>>13157867
>>13157906The worst part is she'll have to masturbate the old-fashioned way for a while. Nothing beats sparking on.
>>13157906unf
>>13157897
>>13157878>>13157878>But surely there's a steroid cream for thatWhat if ponies had a cream that let you grow back severed limbs if you used it soon enough after the injury?
>>13157906>horns grow backno they don't. but even then, while a severed horn severely limits magical ability, it doesn't end it completely.
>>13157912The foreleg looks odd. And his face looks too human
Which CMC is which
>implying you can just poke AJ in the noseMore like
>>13157925Well a Harry Potter parallel would be a little wacky, but given they have magic it's possibleJust never, ever eat Skele-Grow unless you have a serious medical condition.
>>13157940I duck between the space in her feet, to the promiseland.
>>13157897>tfw parents used to nag you to go make some friendsMakes me wish I had that one Starswirl comic.
>>13157937Applebloom is the yellow Earth Pony.Scootaloo is the orange Pegasus Pony.Sweetie Belle is the white Unicorn Pony.
>>13157943You don't eat Skele-Grow, you drink it.
>>13157937>from thin to fat>FROM THIN>TO FAT>tumblrholy fucking shit
>>13157962In Equestria it comes in the form of a salt lick.
>>13157963I ... wellI would have stopped mid-process butIf that's what she likes, whatever I guess
>>13157950>you will never bury your face in her featureless crotch
>>13157932>>13157925>>13157943>You lose a leg/arm in an accident shortly after moving to ponyville>you're offered the choice of living without it and getting a prosthetic, or regrowing it with magicIf you choose to regrow it, the process takes several months to completely restore the limb, and is marked by jolts of horrific pain and the feeling that your residuum/stump is filled with broken glass and rusty nails as the bones and nerves grow back.
>>13157785...
>>13157963I wanna raspberry that tummy
>>13157972>featurelessThey just wear magical pants that cover their taint. Only adults can take them off willingly to mate or have fun. Foals aren't, but the pants pass fluid with ease.
>>13157976I'd regrow it, but mostly because Equestrian doctors who have zero experience with human prosthetics. I'd take my chances with pain management.
>>13157981
>>13157980The first one was better
>>13157976>not summoning a new arm made of pure magic given physical shape
>>13157963What? What's the problem?They're people too, you know. Exactly like blacks or gays; you can't discriminate against them just because they happen to be fat. In fact, you can't even simply tolerate fat people, you must accept them.After all, disliking obesity and those who choose to be obese is EXACTLY AS BAD AS RACISM.
>>13157868holy crap Anon sounds like a dumbass
>>13157868>turning down an opportunity to see CC in tight gym shorts and a tank-top
>>13157937How did we reach a point where fatness is "acceptable"It's in our nature to sort out the weak
Stram soon?
>>13157989>not wanting to pioneer the field of magical augmentationplebian.
MEWBALL STRAM WHEN
>>13157912better
>>13158009Funny, back in the day a bit of girth was a sign of sustainability.In some countries, it still is.
>>13157992>"This is gonna be SO awesome!">"Uh, Anon - I REALLY have to advise against this - pure magic can be highly unstable, and--">"No, it'll be fine.">"if you say so..."You enjoy your arm for about 32 seconds before it violently explodes, taking your other arm and a good chunk of the hospital room with it
>>13157976Regrow it.Then dose yourself retarded with pain pills.
>Celestia will never hound you to make some friends>tfw you'd end up like Starswirl anyways
>>13158024>ponies don't know what medications are safe for you to use
>>13158009In history fat was always seen as either someone being more hardy, or wealthyThe desire to be thin is a relatively recent event in human history
>>13158019A bit maybeBut being a fat fuck that can barely move.I didn't mean the image in specific it just made me think.
>>13158009You were regarded to be beautiful if you were pale as fuck and fat when you were royalty.But none of these people ever came close to royalty, nor do they want to 'come closer to god'.They're just mentally retarded. They are incapable of thinking for themselves, so they take some random shitty fad and stick to it with their very life.
>>13157976RegrowIf the pain is too bad go hang out in Twilight's mind for a while
>>13158027Is it just me or does Celestia almost look sad in that last panel.
>>13157976Prosthetic.
>>13158027Science and progress > friends#fact
>>13158014ah shitalright give me ~15 mins. I'll stream 3 episodes, but then I want to finish my painting.
>>13158027>tfw
LK pls stram fat pony
>>13158000Anon sounds like virtually every mid-20's guy who doesn't know how to deal with someone that casual. This is someone who will intersperse questions she cares about (like "So there's a derby coming up, you been to one?") with chit-chat like "Yeah, well Miller has never been my thing. Rolling Rock is better. Where's the remote" with zero uptick or hint Anon has just made a Mistake.>>13158008That's not an issue. Anon has seen her stark naked according to previous writers. There's nothing left to the imagination any more.I think Anon may want to avoid sweating like a stuck pig in their own floppy 'work out' thin tee and shorts in front of the girl he KNOWS works out like five times a week. Whether it's anyone he cares to impress, Jesus, you gotta have some pride.Anon has no idea she wants to see someone start at the gym and get as pumped as she did about going, maybe not wandering in alone all the time.
>>13158022Goddammit, Edward.
>>13158039I've had this fetish since I was a teen, and back then I didn't even knew other people had itSo yeah, you're full of shit
>>13158039>fadI think you mean fetish
>>13157936>the foreleg looks oddI'll take "Vague and Unhelpful Advice" for 300, Alex.
>>13158013Actual robotics are beyond the grasp of ponies. Prosthetics and augmentations are shaped and crafted out of glass, steel, or copper, and zapped with a limited animation spell to give them a range of articulation. To bind the prosthetic and the recipient, a spirit is summoned and imprisoned within the prosthetic, which is then attached. The spirit is then exorcised from the prosthetic. The resulting magical void acts not unlike dehydration synthesis.
>>13158047I can see how.Starswirl fucked up that last spell that changed destenies and since he didnt have the power of friendship to fix it it when he cast the "cure" he got merged with a ton of other shit and became discord.
>>13158054muh nigga
>>13158061>fetish>implying I'm talking about fetishes at allWho's full of pone now
>>13158059Knowing that your organic shell will waste away in a handful of decades must be such a burden, anon. Please, come and join us.
>>13158071
>>13158069Okay it looks way too much like a tube to meIs that better
>>13158027Celestia created Changelings in an attempt to lure Starswirl out of his tower and his studies.
>>13158027Starswirl is the Season 4 villain.
>>13158027>>13158047>>13158072>Ending up like StarswirlBuilt up over two seasons before being utterly marginalized over something completely trivial?
>>13158102I highly doubt that book is the last we'll see of him.
Sweetiebelle is not a very clever pony
>>13157932But horns grow in the show.
>>13158072lacking the power of friendship didn't have anything to do with it. he was sabotaged by a demon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbkVOofvWWs
>>13158110McCarthy, remember?I'm pretty sure that IS the last we'll ever see of him.
>>13157983>hoihoi2.jpg>2i'is there more????
>>13158111>Sweetie mimeNO ROSS NO
>>13157932The way I see it, any of the ponies can use magic but only unicorns can FOCUS that magic via their horns. It acts as a funnel, so to speak. Something that concentrates the magic into something active and malleable rather than the passive magics of earth and pegasus ponies.
>>13158126search hoihoi on derpibooru
>>13158122NahStill doubt it.
>>13158123>implying substrate independence means automatic hivemindYou're such a sillyfilly, anon. Don't you think it'd be just great to live without all those pesky aches and pains that come with being made of living stuff? Or to party as long as you want without getting even a tiny bit tired?
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>13158132it give me nothing???
>>13158143No. I'll put up with it and when I die I'll be glad it's over.
>tfw mewball abandoned us
>>13158111Such silly ponies.
Stramming a few episodes of the TV show "The IT Crowd"Be here or be homosexualnot that there's anything wrong with thathttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartisthttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartisthttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
>>13158151>killryde before crotchtits
>>13158168He'll be backEveryone else will make fun of him for his thumbs too.
>>13158143...
>>13158168>>13158176HUE
>>13158169>Fluttershy>Stoning Sweetie>Making the CMC cryBitch is dead
>>13158165Well, if that's how you feel about it, then I suppose I can't change your mind. I'll remember you, if that makes you feel any better.
>>13158143The constant error and dysfunction is responsible for our humanity. It's probably the only thing that gives us the capacity for original thought.Perfect machines can't be creative, they can only calculate. Creativity as we care about it is pretty useless compared to calculated synthesis with a clear goal. if you create a machine that can be created, it will decide that it wants to be perfect and design away its own humanity, eventually deciding to go with hiveminds for maximum efficiency. The machine factions would split and do battle until the complete demise of the inefficient but "neat" humanesque side.
>>13158187No you won't, I'm not even the same anon you were originally talking to
>>13158187Why is flutters doomed to be tethered to something
>>13158185Anon the bearers of the elements of harmony are just decorations in her main hall.The princesses are her throne.What makes you think that an insect like you has any chance against Medusashy?
>>13158185But it's a doppelganger.It lures them in with a friendly face then kills them.
>>13158058OhOh noPlease don't give me flashbacks to every stupid thing I've said to a girl
>>1315818301010111011001010010000001110011011010000110111101110101011011000110010000100000011100100110010101110000011011110111001001110100001000000111010001101000011010010111001100101110
>>13158083I would calibrate a robo princess nonsexually
AN EAAAAAASY MATTAH, FOAH ONE OF MYYYYYYYYYY SKILL
>>13158190They'll only get worse as you age, y'know. It'll slow you down.
>>13158191if i was a robot i'd deprogram my humanity after the first hundred yearshaving feelings for that long is suffering. just living 20 years has been bad enough jesus fuck
>>13158213That is not Lingua Technis, brother. Are you malfunctioning?
>>13158226>tfw it'll all come crashing down before you can become mostly machinewhy
>>13158202Well for one I know what I'm going against. Also I can use logic.>>13158208Well in that case I better kill them both just to be sure
>>13158231010110010110010101110011001011100010000001001101011000010110100101101110011101000110010101101110011000010110111001100011011001010010000001110010011001010111000101110101011001010111001101110100001000000110111101101110001000000110011001101001011011000110010100101110
>>13158208not like a Changeling, though. the thing can't change its form, it just appears to be someone else in the pony's mind.
>>13158217So would I. I would also calibrate a robo princess sexually
>>13158249It appears you are.Proper corrections shall be made.
>>13158255But Anon, that's lewd! Princesses aren't for sexual
Did someone order a heresy?
>>1315826401000111011100100110000101110100011010010111010001110101011001000110010100101110
>>13158276Even if they ask?
>>13158283Especially then.
>>13158277
>>13158276JJ please where's the joke
>>13158283Oh.. urm... well, shit, that's a hard one. I wouldn't want to deny them any wishes...
>>13158277>tfw will never party with fuzzy velociraptor ponk
>>13158278Disable your motorics, brother. We will correct your hardware.
>>13158277i would a Sergal though since i secretly serve Slaanesh
>>13158296
I'M NOT DEAD YOU NERDS.
>>13158308>filename>image99999/10 can't see for the tears
>>13158313YUS JJ PLS MORE
>>13158314Who are you?
>>13158325
>>13158327SOMEONE WHOSE NOT DEAD.
>>13158314Here chickun~! Come here baby chicky chicky chickun~!
>>13158314I could have sworn I left you in a shallow grave somewh- never mind it's not important.
I dunno - mage or something with a nifty little Spatial Folding charm on his saddlebag.Not sure if he'd be the adventure-y type, though.
>>13158329
>>13158349He looks like the kinda guy that is unwillingly dragged to adventure
>>13158329>you will never ride Celestia into the sunset
>>13158329FunfaxAmazons never existed. They were just foreign female soldiers that freaked the greeks out by being in battle and having boobs at the same time. The greeks were so patriarchal that tumblr would shit itself, so they had a morbid fascination with a society that didn't practically deify all men.
>>13158314Yes you are Tess. Now get back to deding
>>13158329Heh gross
>>13158359Neat. So it was just the Greeks blowing everything way out of proportion.
>>13158374>greeks>not blowing everything out of proportion
>>13158329I would groom the hell out of that Celestia nonsexually
>>13158359B-but my fetish...
>>13158381>greeks>not blowing your dick
>>13158370You are gross
>>13158393Nah, Greeks are famous for anal, not fellatio.They're the Emi of the ancient world.
>>13158397Celestia, I wasn't calling you gross.
i'd accept anything at this pointeven if my waifu was a robot, even if she was a sergal, even if she was a dude, i'd still love heri'd even love something that wasn't my waifu so long as it loved me back
>>13158415What if your waifu was merged with everyone else's waifu?
>>13158415Way to lower the bar.
>>13158415
>>13158415I don't even want a waifbot.I want to be the bot.
>>13158421yes
>>13158421But my waifu is not part of that hydra
MLPG, you can spend eternity with your waifu but she has to be a genderswapped robotic sergal. Do you accept?
>>13158426me too
>>13158355>"This morning, I was going to write a paper on the applications of the energy from Minor Thaumaturgical Anomalies...">"...so WHY AM I RUNNING FOR MY LIFE FROM A HUNGRY BULETTE INSTEAD?!"
hey look it's human babs!http://xhamster.com/movies/2174762/x_treme_mistress.html
>>13158444Lets be niggas.
>>13158441I don't know man... I love my waifu for who she is and that would change a lot of what she is.If her character stays the same I'd still have a bromance with her/him I guess
>>13158448okay.png
MLPG, you can spend eternity with your waifu, but she has to be a doge and you have to be at least a foot shorter than you are now.Do you accept?
>>13158452Can I choose the robot instead.
>>13158444>>13158451pls stop posting sergal robopone
>>13158441How about I spend eternity with my waifu, with her as a pony and you can go yiff in hell?
>>13158458Acceptable
>>13158456>sergalnigga, are you blind or just retarded?
>>13158454No
>>13158458>implying that anyone can spend eternity with their pony waifu
>>13158452Is she a diamond doge?
>>13158470Then I choose the box.
http://strawpoll.me/369253
>>13158483what does space hair feel like?
>>13158479WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
>>13158490Bags of sandFor real, probably
>>13158490Cool breeze with more resistance
>>13157229>>13157257>>13157265>>13157270>>13157275>>13157304>>13157316>>13157388
>>13158480Fuck you Anon, my waifu aint no slut.
>>13158493Your waifu, but she hates you
>>1315851010/10
>>13158490Tingly plasma.
>>13158513>Octopus pursues Swanlestia
http://sheeparts.tumblr.com/post/58652763697/scientific-evidence-rape-jokes-cause-rapevvvvvvhttp://sheeparts.tumblr.com/post/58652763697/scientific-evidence-rape-jokes-cause-rapehttp://sheeparts.tumblr.com/post/58652763697/scientific-evidence-rape-jokes-cause-rapehttp://sheeparts.tumblr.com/post/58652763697/scientific-evidence-rape-jokes-cause-rapevvvv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!w!
>>13158524You talkin shit about Swanlestia?
>>13158526>believing studies you haven't faked yourself
Go to bed.
http://strawpoll.me/369262/r
>>13158539okay.
>>13158548GTA causing violence is a thing again
>>13158543Oh gosh, what do you do when your pony starts getting curious?
>>13158556If video games causing violence was true I'd be a mass murderer by now.
>>13158550good job idiothttp://strawpoll.me/369262/
>>13158554>that little smileI can'thnngh
>>13158563Can I be the sterotypical mexican friend
>>13158574No, dooks
>>13158554Good on you, anon.>>13158559Give pony Google.
>>13158590but that will ruin pony's innocenceyou have to be a responsible owner
http://strawpoll.me/369276
>>13158526I was expecting something to disagree with in those posts but all I took offense to was "We wont take shit from the guy who had sex with a girl who regretted it later" lineYes means yes motherfucker. It's sad that your safest bet is to get sexual consent in writing incase that happens.
>>13158601>no rediv
>>13158526Hm.Does that mean that every single portrayal of a man getting assaulted by a woman on TV and in commercials reinforces a culture of violence against men?FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
>>13158606who?
>>13158601>no art anon
>>13158601>no SB>no LK>no rediv>no RoseHitler it is
>>13158597innocence is a social construct from a culture that demonizes knowledge
>>13158601Hitler will win by miles
>>13158607It doesSo do all the "men are dumb" jokes but feminists don't give a shit, and giving a shit is sexist until men are in the shittiest possible position.
>>13158616>Hitler will win by miles>tfw no Miles
>>13158616>tfw no qt3.14 Hitler gf
>>13158604Yeah, the article started out rather okay but then they tried to slip their stupid ideology into it with stuff like "no one realizes that these people are rapists, you are all accomplices"
>>13158621I miss him ;_;
>>13158601>no SB
>>13158621>tfw no Miles>tfw no fgtpolice
>>13158630Post that dog one more time. Just one more time. And I will find you. And then I will steal your plushies.
>>13158630Draw a pony using only your thumbs to hold the stylus.
>>13158630
>>13158630Draw anon hugging a pony that isn't bonbon. No lyras allowed.
>>13158597SAFE SEARCH = ONCOME AT ME>>13158601Hitler 4 lyfe
>>13158636
>>13158630mewball go to pony sleep
Ever fucked a MLP cosplayer, MLPG?Me neither.
>>13158664I think that would be a very bad idea
>>13158664I've never fucked anyone or anything but my hand.
>>13158664>yes>Me neither.
>>13158664I'm also pretty sure I never will. The ones that look good enough have most likely hundreds of guys clinking to their legs
>>13158668How so?
>>13158677Like Tara Strong?
>>13158684Tara Strong isn't really a cosplayer.And if we are going for VAs I'd prefer another one.
>>13158681An actually attractive one will just assume that you like the costume until you push furtherThen you become 'that creep' on tumblr/facebookNot to mention that there's gonna be a gorillian other guys going after this chick>oh look at me I'm in this attractive cosplay>eh brony get away from me rape rape rape
>>13158689which 40 year old hag would u fuk
>>13158689She got in a really hot twily outfit thoughI'm so glad I saw it in person
>>13158696I don't wanna say
>>13158689I'd prefer SibsyThose hips, man
>>13158693If you're attractive, charming, don't mention pony at all, and don't come up out of nowhere for no reason, you're finebut just be mildly ugly and you're fucked. any time you approach a woman you will be a creep. you are not meant to breed.
>>13158689She has cosplayed; does that not make her a cosplayer?Do you have to have cosplayed more than once in order to be considered a cosplayer?What is the statute of limitations on cosplayerdom?
>>13158664My boyfriend once wore a Sailor Moon dress to a fancy dress party with meDoes that count?
>>13158693Number one step is not doing any of it on tumblr/facebook. Number two is actually looking at least decent. These two already put you ahead of about 99% of the competition.
>>13158526>Touting science>One study>Using one method>On 41 people from the same demographic>35 years ago>Wasn't even relating to rapeI actually cannot stand people pretending their bullshit is scientificEspecially those people that don't vaccinate their kids
>>13158712You can still get some if you accept your existence as walking money dispenser though!
>>13158712>tfw you don't think you're ugly but you get nervous as fuck to talk to really attractive girlsI'm almost 20 and I've had grillfriendsI just clam the fuck up and talk quietly when grills talk to me, I don't understand
>>13158717It's more that Tara is primarily a VA, not a cosplayer. She is a cosplayer too, but she's not the one to think of when someone mentions cosplayers, since she's very famous for being a voice actor and that changes a couple of things.
>>13158712>tfw early balding>tfw not tall>tfw impossible to look good
>>13158723>vaccinationWell I mean there was that one supermodel whose son got autism from vaccinationI mean...HE DOESN'T HAVE AUTISM ANYMORE but still.I fucking hate anti-vaxers.
Pony should launch EMP against mechanical menace
>>13158734Just shave it dudeThere's never any possible way to make balding look good
>>13158734>not tallWho gives a fuck about someone's height anyway? I've never seen it matter
>>13158723Look at it this way, do you want the genes, and in general, descendants of idiots that believe bullshit like that vaccination scandal to be around? I know I don't.
>>13158731Are you trying to say she's a casual cosplayer?
>>13158734>tfw early baldingJust shave your head, it will look a lot better.
>>13158734Shave it off and grow a goatee
>>13158749It only really starts to matter when women have to bend down to kiss you.
>>13158747>shaving it>when you're not even well builtHow to go from autistic looking pedophile to retarded looking skinhead in five minutes>>13158762>being able to grow facial hair
>>13158751No, I'm trying to say that if you're talking about fucking a cosplayer, your chances with Tara of all people are a million times worse than with a hypothetical someone who is just like Tara, but isn't famous and isn't a voice actor, and that's why she's not anywhere near to being your average cosplayer.
>>13158767Don't completely shave it off then but cut it down to a few millimeters.
>>13158767You won't look like a skinhead if you fucking dress nicely.
>>13158767Anon you gotta take care of yourselfIf you can't grow facial hair, then just get really /fit/Don't cry about it if you don't do anything
>>13158766In my case I have to bend down, that seems like it would be just as bad
>>13158749It's really weird topping a guy that's taller than you
>>13158787That's absolutely normal.
>>13158788That seems like it would be really damn hot though
>>13158787Girls like it a lot when either one has to make it an effort to kiss like that, dont worry
>>13158783If you're not well built with a pretty face and a forehead that goes straight up, it's impossible to pull off a shaved head without people looking at you and wondering what kind of freak you are. Unless you're black.
>do a little shake
>>13158723People don't know what science is, anon.Blame our public education for that one.>>13158743Luddites are everywhere. It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't spouting their bullshit everywhere. >>13158746Why? Pony loves her computer.
>>13158792>>13158802Well it's a good thing I'm not gonna be with one in this lifetime again
>>13158805I'm not a fashion worker man, you've gotta look like an attractive stereotype thenor something
>>13158806>shipping>pedofillyadegeneracy
>>13158807>geny when it says genu
>>13158799It's pretty damn hotEspecially since I'm bigger where it counts with most guys
>>13158817>tfw you think this will happen to you all of the timeUgh
>>13158825unf, do want
>>13158827You have nothing to complain about, at least you get women
Pony is sorry, but she isn't attracted to humans.
>>13158834Man, my dad even called me a pimp back in high school because of all of the girls that talked to me.Now I'm in college and no one even bothers to message anymore. I want to know what happened
>>13158854I'd rather be friends with pony anywayLess drama that way
>>13158854That's okay, twiley said she could magic me up a pony form anyway
>>13158855Ponies happened
>>13158825uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunf
>>13158872Yeah, you're probably rightGirls just know even though I don't have any pony merch in sight
>>13158854
>>13158854Wow RarityI didn't know you were a SPECIESIST!
>>13158881That's it, better hide your waifus and lock the doors.
>>13158868Pony says celestia outlawed the spell before she could finish it, as a precaution.Humans are dangerous and need to be easily identifiable.
>>13158822>pedofillyaI have very big doubts you understand definition of this, especially taking into account the context.
>>13158881That's it, I'm taking your Lyra privileges away for the week.
>>13158889Tell twiley I'll teach her everything about humans if she casts it on me anyway
>>13158889Pony can turn me into a diamond doge then.
>>13158913honk honk
>>13158879They figured it out when you kept complaining that they didn't have hooves
>>13158903Pony says she already bought enough anatomy, biology, chemistry, and psychology textbooks to create humans from scratch.>>13158904Pony said yiff in hell.
>>13158921I don't think I've ever complained about thatIf anything, I usually cringe at it since it feels like a mehmeh
>>13158881you're going to transform into a dog
>>13158922I'll tell her the secret stuff that they don't write about in books
>>13158872not that anon, but horse pone has gotten me more female friends than I've had in a long time and none of them are autismal hambeasts>>13158922Pony is so cruel.
I QUITI accept defeat for drawing well ever
>>13158932Pony already knows everything. She's a secret Illuminati agent hired by the jews.
>>13158947Then fuck it. Pony is just making up reasons not to be with me. I guess I'll go hang myself
>>13158942>but horse pone has gotten me more female friends than I've had in a long timeI find this hard to believe
>>13158947but can she see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
>>13158946BECOME A PROGRAMMER AND HELP ME MAKE A HORSE GAME
>>13158955As do I
>>13158960But anon, I'm already making a horse game.
>>13158960OKAYI'm not that anon though
>>13158950preparations were made to protect innocent pones
I wish I had the courage to tweet the makers and VAs of MLP.HellI wish I had the courage to tweet fananimators and fan vas
>>13158964>>13158966GREATWE'RE USING C++, SFML AND YOU START AT THE END OF THE WEEK
>>13158969I talked to rediv a couple times and that was nerve racking
>>13158976NO, I WANT TO MAKE MY HORSE GAMEITS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID HORSE GAME
>>13158976I don't know what SFML is..BUT ALRIGHTWHAT GAME IS IT?
>>13158969ha, try skyping some contributors...
>>13158946>giving up on drawingYour imagination hates you.
>>13158976>C++>SFMLNOPEWE'RE USING C AND SDL
>>13158601I JUST OPENED THIS JUST WANTED YO SAY IT'S CRAP
>>13158969>socializing
>>13158601Does dafty even draw anymoreI thought he fused with mewball
>>13158994Actually we're getting 50K if we use C#
>>13158992But what about all of the fanfiction that I write in my head that no one sees?And my horse game that won't ever get finished but seems really cool in my head?
>>13158955(notsame) There are hot girl fans and even hot perverted girl fans but they are not to be found anywhere near cheese-smelling sperglords.
>>13157229>"Anon why are your pants gone?"
>>13159004Fuck that. C# is shit on linux.Pony game has to respect freedom.
>>13158955(notsame) There are hot girl fans and even hot very perverted girl fans but they are not to be found anywhere near cheese-smelling sperglords.
>>13159010>>13159018I'm sure
>>13159011
HOW DO I WORDSWarning: Contains changeling-related headcanon and absolutely no porn.http://1dl.us/HMAhttp://1dl.us/HPQ
Do you know any bronies outside of mlp?I only know two via tumblrWeird, aloof dudes
>>13159025
>>13158976>>13158994>>13159004>>13159013BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GAME EVEN ABOUT
>>13159013...YeahWe already made a deal with Microsoft. It's going to be on the Xbone. And PC a month later.Also you'll have to use DirectXAlso here's a list with your goals>As many QTE as possible>be the next CoD>Bethe God of War killer>And the Animal Cross Kiler>And the Mario KillerAlso we reduced your budget to half. The rest goes to marketing.
>>13159034Horse sex with bonus dog butt levels (requested by mewball)
>>13159041[code leaking intensifies][hard drive wiping finishes]
>>13159025>Ponk>not having huge heaving jubblies to motorboat-pony/10
>>13159046Can't we just make a clone of a game that already exists but has ponies so it's completely original?
>>13158957Yes.>>13158955>>13158963I had zero before, so I guess I made an improvement
>>13159041UmHow about another sonic '06
>>13159041I know you're joking, but are there actually companies that do that sort of shit? Just cobble together a dozen impossible goals?
>>13159050Oh by the way here's a picture of my daughetr's OCMake her replace Celestia or Luna or some shit like that Also by the way since we own MLPG we're going to move you to that Monster High game in a few weaks
>>13159067I quit
>>13159067
>>13159067But I just wanted to make muh pony game
>>13159084It's already gone too far for me when I'm suddenly a rabbit wolf thing
>>13159077Yeah...You can't do that. You don't work for us. We own you.>>13159087Well since our marketing department says that a Pony animal crossing won't be profitable we're changing it to a FPSAnd it's Eqeustria Girls now
>>13159093You do't own me, I'm dead.
>>13159093>Pony animal crossingMuh biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits
>>13159093>a Pony animal crossingPlease hasbro for the love of god
>>13159084i'm too far gonei actually want to fuck that red furry girl thing
>>13158929o-only if you want me too
>>13159093>owning other human beingsishygddt
>>13159065From what i heard yes.Right now most gaming division is owned by suits that have no idea how games work. They just look at the market and tell the studios. Here's an IP. Make it the next Call of Duty.
>>13159111Would it be worth it to not have thumbs anymore?
You arrive in equestria and this guy has been fucking your waifu for the past yearWhat do
>>13159111mewball can you stop being furry for doges for a minute and draw a pone
>>13159120
>>13159112Welcome to Corporations Abe.We own everything and if you quit the moment you say something about anything we'll sue you to oblivion and back. Now go back to raping costumers in the ass with a hot metal rod
>>13159120the image looks like assfuck
>>13159120Kill the auspie and hang his head above my fireplaceThen chill with the princesses for a while
>>13159136UUUUUNF
>>13159117no>>13159120oh gee art my old artwhy would you post that>>13159129i am drawing ponehuman pone
>>13159103Good morning Employee #53563We are so glad that you "volunteered" for our CPU - Brain integration program. Now you can work 24/7 with no downtime ever
>>13159129>mewball>able to stop being doge
WHy is Zecora such a strong independant zebra, who don't need no man?
>>13159148>human ponewhy would you do this.
>>13159154cuss thar be no man who wud a stronk independent womyn
>>13159108What is Monstergirl Crossing
>>13159156art tradeand i need the practice
>>13159161I will give you papercuts all over your body until you take it back
>>13159165hey mewball when is the shitposting gonna start
>>13159150Enjoy working with that bullet-mangled gray matter, losersI'm going to haunt the fuck out of you while you think you accomplished shit by putting a computer in a discarded body
>>13159175We didn't put a computer in a discarded bodyWe transferred your conscience to a Xbox One just before you died.
What is love
What if you could put your brain into a pony body, would you do it?
>>13159180Pony don't hurt me
>>13159179Copies aren't real people>>13159181I'd sooner die than give up my hands and open ended destiny.
>>13159180
Why isn't yo waifu ponk yet mulpug
>>13159194That anatomy is so bad it hurts
>>13159196but what if she steals my wallet like the bitch nigga i am
>>13159166>Cajun gator moves in next door>Leave town immediately
>>13159196I want to see a University professor deliver this powerpoint presentation
>>13159196I have standards. It's like asking why my waifu isn't Twist or why my favorite episode isn't Equestria Girls
MLPG, why do you like pony?Does pony make you happy?
>>13159196Not enough Snoop Lions
I AM A WINNER GOT A HOT HAND
>>13159205It looks like a hobbit.
>>13159206Then you a bitch, nigga
Top lel
>>13159026pls respond ;_;
>>13159228>tfw started watching because of no-ink's first few porn images>tfw bored of pone but still watch because huge furfag for pone
>>13159243>digital watch
>>13159228It doesn't make me happy, but it comes closer to it than anything else has
>>13159243Pfff
>>13159228There's nothing that can make me happy anymore.
>>13159243It's always funny seeing someone eat their own words.
>>13159257Someone should draw Anon with a stylish suit made out of cookies, dropping cookies from his pockets trying to impress Rarara
>>13159243I like how the confidence and happiness is completely gone from his faceTruly a man who knows that pone will never love him back.
>>13159274Will poni ever love me back?
>>13159281yes
>>13159281Well it depends on many many things. Nah I'm just kidding poni hates you
>atryl is having money troubles and is asking bronies to help pay his rent on tumblrwat the fuck isnt atrly a bronybux millionaire
>>13159295Furries somehow always manage to lose all of their money, no matter how much they get.
>>13159295A lot of fandom famous artists are really fucking terrible at budgets
>>13159281NoSergal might. You have two seconds to embrace your loving heretical wife before her entire species is wiped ou-woops, already happened. Sorry about that, battle brother.
>>13159295You mixed people up, you're thinking DOXY
>>13159295speaking of atrylhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/e1cd36318995c1176493d3d7d512631c/tumblr_ms5yo2JBsl1r8z5dfo2_1280.pngwould you
>"Why does it hurt Dad">The .44 is heavy in your hands>"I'm scared Dad.">The click of the hammer echoes as loudly as the coming gunshot>"Don't hurt me Dad">The misshapen creature painfully undulates away as quickly as it's seized muscles and disjointed bones will allow>"P-please l want a-an-">BLAM>Coat fibers and blood fly>It cries in anguish>You have to empty the clip into it>It's twisted nightmare organs were impossible to define>Your ears ring painfully>Your eyes misty>Always wear a condom
Scottish [space] pterodactyles.
>>13159314By that I mean doxy is bronybucks rich, atryl is not.
>>13159314did his project end up failing?
>>13159325>clip
>>13159315>grab boob>3rd degree burns all over hand>try grabbing ass>burn other handand then i go to the hospital. later i brag on 4chan about touching boob.
>>13159325unf
>>13159346>.44>clip
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b35f636f14139b75123ba5ae62a86bc/tumblr_ms86vqPRfW1sxn3cto1_1280.png
>>13159357>rightWould bang>pone to the immediate right of rightWould also bang
>>13159343his game project failed but is pony book made $70,000 and at the same time he is doing a gay furry book of his famous characters that raised $50,000
>>13159364unf
>>13159360A clip is a device that loads rounds into an internal magazine, or cylinder in case of a revolver, using moon clips
>tfw going back and watching episodesSonic Rainboom is so great
>>131593642vanilla
Would you surf with a waifuboard?
>>13159381>tfw you can't watch the old episodes with getting a horrible empty feeling in your gut
>>13159401It's okay, anon. Only 87 days, 5 hours, and 7 minutes until the predicted start of Season 4.
>>13159415>predicted
>>13159426until it actually happens, it's a prediction.
>>13159415
>>13159435>it gets announced that s4 is not until the latter half of 2014s-stop
>>13157254>Dear Princess Celestia,You have the fattest horse ass i've ever seen.Yours truly,Anon
>>13159441Shhh, shhh, it's okay. It's under 90 days now, and getting shorter by the moment. It's hard, I know, but you can make it until then.
>>13159364>the deer>0 reactionStraight as an arrow
>>13159459>my little suicide when
>>13159464To my faithful subject,Of course I do!Would you like a look?Celestia
>>13159465I need a hamburger time counting downwards
>>13159465But what about when it does happen and then the episodes are all shit? What will we have then?
>>13159492We'll still have each other, anonnever leave me
>>13159476Get this horse butt out of my face
>>13159492Check the drawfag kit you were issued. I'm sure you'll realize the answer then.
>>13159504>>13159476PUT IT ON MY FACE INSTEAD
Okay here's the dealThe show goes for another 10 seasons, 6 movies and 7 specials, each season being beater than the last and the series has a satisfying ending, which is one of the movies.But a G4.5 is made, different VAs, no effort in it and the changes are the same magnitude as those in this picture.And you have to watch every single episode, movie and special.
>>13159504thats no horsebutt that is a clear human butt.celestia must have used magic to give herself a human butt just to sit on your face
>>13159503I won't
heheh
>>13159516>THE4F>"WE WERE FANS OF THE ORIGINAL GAME:
>>13159513I was issued no kit. >tfw I own half of that stuff already
>>13159513>i have almost used up the 5 bottles of bd lube i bought>not gonna buy more because its fukken stupidwhere did it all go, i never realized i fapped so much
>>13159513I wish I had an elegant pistol with which to shoot myself to death.
>>13159134>AbeSpeaking ofWhere in the hell my HD remake
>>13159532which half?
>>13159532The lube and the bullets?
>>13159516all them belts, manI'd still take it though, after I'm done with it I can wash it out with good pony and never speak of it again.
>>13159522>Those fuckers still haven't sent me the rest of the main six set that I won.Gosh dang I'm peeved.
>>13159476Dear Princess Celestia,To be smothered to the precipice of death, under your enormous butt, would bring me joy like none has ever known beforeYours Truly,Anon
>>13159516i choose the option to end it all right now. there is nothing you can say to convince me that mlp should last another season.no promises of it being good will work. the only way i would agree is if another company other than hasbro took over.
>>13159522>windows XP>chrome>black theme>notepad
>>13159522what kind of idiot designed that banner
>>13159539>>13159541Well I don't own a gun
>mfw rewatching S3E8worst horse, but best episode.
>>13159533>5 bottlesJesus fuck anon, did you start drinking the stuff as well?
>>13159567I wonder what it feels like to fuck yourself with a loaded gun.
>>13159547To my faithful subject,Take your last breath.Celstia
>>13159584don't actually do this.
>>13159591Shut up, you're not my real father!
>>13159557>windows XP>Not using Windows XP>chrome>not using chrome>black theme>I love hurting my eyes>notepad>I hate efficiency
>>13159546Have you contacted them about it? If the place is small enough, they might have just lost the order/address.
>>13159528>"jumping whenever you want breaks immersion>"so does half the other things you could do in the previous games">"so we removed them">"also you can dispatch an entire room of guards if you want to"
>>13159577it was good fapping. in the beginning i probably used too much.what i hated the most about bd lube was the smell. using just a small amount and your whole room and clothes you are wearing will smell like fapping until you wash.
>>13159513That is a very sexy gun.I want one three sizes larger because I have freakish gorilla hands.
>>13159513I'm still waiting for mine
>>13159587Please don'tI'm too young to die
>>13159575>mfw rewatching s3e6Best episode of the seasonWhy is Rainbow Dash best sister?
>>13159602That's crazy enough that it just might work.
>>13159605I know that feel. I spilled some of the shit on the second day I had it, you could smell it for ages. Also it was a fucking terrible idea getting such a large toy when I own next to nothing else
>>13159630because reasons.
>>13157559>Weaver never got struck by the TolkienI know you guys were making a commentary on long-standing influences over genres, but that aside I have never read Tolkien in my life
>>13159642I knew it
>>13159630Because she is best pony.
>>13159637i had a full back story prepared to explain how i am not gay and it is a joke gift incase anyone ever found my giant horse dick dildo i like to shove in my ass while i fap pretending it is futa rarity.
>>13159642>I have never read Tolkien in my lifegood.
>>13159625Then try not to struggle as much.You'll last longer~
I never want to be a pony or to be forced to do anything by a ponyI just want to hang out in equestria and be friends with some ponies. Cuddly friends.
>>13159684>pony will never force you to hang out>a pony mob will never make you their friend unwillingly
>>13159680pls nonono pls no
>>13159684>you will never fall asleep under Celestia's wing
>>13159680i would use that. where the fuck are people getting these custom boobs and anus mousepads. i search all over and couldnt even find the site that makes them.
>>13159675>futa rarityYou have good taste anon. How the fuck do you use the thing and not tear yourself three new anuses in the process?
Are the comics better than the show?
>>13159695>walking down the street>suddenly surrounded by ponies>they beat you unconscious>wake up tied to a chair>at lyra's birthday party>pony pours you a drink>and helps you drink it>"welcome to the gang, anon"
>>13159722They can't really be compared
holy shit there's a wilhelm scream in Apple Family Reunionhow did I miss that the first time
>Scootaloo flaps her useless little wings while running scaredHah, net little detail I never notices
>>13159630>Faust says she would be a shit sister>Fuck that have Sleepless insteadBest S3 episodeOne of top 10 episodes
>>13159727>best day ever
>>13159603>>"jumping whenever you want breaks immersionTHAT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE
>>13159663I can't speak on his quality, only his legacy;Elves bore me to tears, "generic fantasy" almost makes me angry, and having an entire race represent a personality archetype is the worst kind of writing
>>13159697don't worry, she'll let controlled farts in your faceif you accept them, you'll be able to get some oxygen
I never noticed how short texanon is. He's barely taller than dwarfball.
>>13159744That's what they said. BECAUSE GARRETT THE MASTER THIEF WOULDN'T BUNNYHOP CONSTANTLYYou can only jump in specific situations. Same with rope arrows. You can only fire in specific predetermined locations.
>>13159754this is the worst day of my life
>>13159744>stealth game>"We wanted to leave the player some choice so if you want you can just go in and dispatch entire rooms of guards."
>>13159757>You can only fire in specific predetermined locations.IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>>13159754look just skip the farts and smother my face like you're going to kill me
>>13159697You could try begging to her, pleading as the words get muffled by her warm, pliable cheeks. She wouldn't even hold you down too long the first few times, as she lifts her massive bottom and repositions herself above your doomed face.
>>13159711why did they have to make that dongle so arousing?
>>13159755i think merball was epicrusing you. he posted rl pic before and he was pretty tall.
>>13159780my penis shrank into my abdominal cavity
>>13159757>you can only fire the primary method of vertical exploration in predetermined spotsOh my god how do you get this WRONG.
>>13159787Mewball surrounds himself with small objects so he appears large in pictures.
>>13159791>explorationAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>13159785it doesnt even look like a pony at all. unless you are in the fandom you will just think its anime bullshit
>>13159755Mewanon is standing on the corpses of lesser ponies.
time for racist barnbest song of S3
>>13159797pls
>>13159794>Mewball surrounds himself with small objects so he appears large in picturesMewball sitting on a tiny chair with tiny plates and forks and knives
anyone have that mewball pic handy so i dont have to go digging through his tumblr
>>13159794good idea
>>13159806>AJ learns to count>best song of the seasonI don't even have words to...SOMEONE POST THAT SPONGEBOB OPINIONS PICTURE
>>13159806>Not a true true friend
>>13159818I still can't believe I'm bigger than you
humanized loira as a part of an art trade with mai nigga palibytedoesn't really look like her much unfortunately, but yeah.
>>13159815>handyI think I know which picture you're talking about but I'm not sure I have itI'm working off a thumb drive here
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>>13159821
>>13159828a-are you into that?
>>131598309.5/10 it's okayporn when
>>13159821>>13159822>>13159835
>>13159830>looooong neck>thiiiiin shoulders>scoliosisSeriously how the fuck does her body justbend like that
>>13159830naked version when
>>131598309/10 coloring8/10 concept3/10 anatomy
>>13159846mewball draw a giraffe lyra
>>13159830Anatomy is...not quite there, honestlyBeautiful eyes
>>13159830her neck's way too long, and the shoulders way to skinny, but i love the coloring, holy shit
>>13158371omg I love you so much for posting thisthat guy is so great I want to watch all his videos
>>13159830how about giving us a version where the picture is facing the correct way?????????
>>13159855he just did
so, gayball stream ended?
>>13159846>>13159853>>13159858>>13159856roughly used this http://imgur.com/xTXXzlh if it makes any difference, although after i did the gesture i stopped using anything to sorta test myselfdisagree with the shoulders, but yeah her neck is too long. i guess i'll play with it a bit, but id rather not painstakingly repaint a lot for something like that most of my human practice has been on faces, which i guess turned out decently since no one commented on it, but now its very apparent how much i should practice my bodies. i think i learned regardless of everything though
>>13159882You really need to work on that spine.
>>13159846>scoliosisahaha no. this is scoliosis, anon.
>>13159902the fuck am I looking at
>>13159902why is he kissing dried potato
>>13159904True love.
>>13159877Anon, that;s not nice
>people who don't know anatomy criticizing anatomy
>>13159937>"i don't know why it looks wrong but it looks wrong">-Anonymous, describing mewball's rendition of the elder god L'Ra
>you will never make Applejack laugh
maybe he drew lyra with scoliosis on purpose you jerks.not everyone in the world has perfect anime body, diversity and disabilities exist in the world.
>>13159953I wouldn't wish scoliosis on anyone, not even worst pone. Shit sucks.
>>13159947>"Apples."
>>13159853>been doing nothing but anatomy practices for over a month>friend asks why i dont color/line>tell him anatomy>says its not important, color is more>mfw
>>13159953Yes, but lyra is able bodied.If he wanted to draw a cripple he would have drawn scootaloo.
>>13159937This.Nezumi haters, GET OUT OF MLPGfuckin' prudes
I dont know where you guys are getting this skulliosis thing fromit looks fine to me
>>13159967>HAW HAW HAW HAW
>>13159977>you will never make Applejack cry
>>13159986>"Pears."
>>13159986"No apples."
>>13159974It's just dumb haters who are jealous of that you will never be as good as you. Shouldnot pay any attention to them. Your art is great.
If pony doesn't eat oranges instead of apples she'll get scurvy!
>>13159999It's not that it's bad, it just looks really off.Mewball needs more human practice
alright did a little bit of fixing up. not sure if it really shows, but i'm done with this.I'll stop focusing so much on heads and work on my bodies now.thanks for the feedback.
>>13160012Yeah?? Then draw something better, asshole, and show it to us. We well critisize it to oblivion, I promise.
Hug it MLPGIt's soft and fuzzy
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>>13159974i was mostly just lightly rusing a friend, it is how i show love on 4chan.
>>13160024sergalcadence when
>>13160022what is this sorcery
>>13159993>>13159995>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>>13159026>>13159245I'm sorry, mate.I can't read it now, have things to do.Try again later.
>>13160023
>>13160024Sorry I'm not really into pokemon
>>13160047idgi
>>13160024is that a jewish pony or something
>>13160055HAHAA WHERE DID U LEARN ANATOMY POOR IDIOT?See? Everyone can critisise, but it hurts too, no? You should be more considerate of other people's feelings. He might have a talent u know nothing abut.
>>13160055wow honey that's fantastic, let me put that on the fridge for you
>>13160062I can't into gun noises ;-;
>>13160080suddenly, a wild context appears
