100% real horseFake, processed horse: >>13147663
>>13152445Does is matter if I buy my horse organic?
I choose you!
blitzpony is my art waifu
this is more of a thread loafchunked and formed from thread parts
>>13152445100% worst horseHasbro pls kick Twilie off the show at the start of S4
>>13152466why would you do that to poor spike
is walt a good or bad guy
What if sub horse?
>>13152445Cute pon
We bellytits now.
>>13152483>bat pony shityeah nah fuck off
>>13152466Oh you raging faggot, we were already starting over yonder.WANDER OVER YONDER.>>/mlp/13152323
QUICK MLPGYOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO CUM INSIDE YOUR FAVORITE HORSE. SHES MAGICALLY TELEPORTED IN FRONT OF YOU
>>13152494
>>13152497>The inside isn't also pissInaccurate
>>13152502DangAll the ponies should style like Rainbow Dash
>>13152506:)
>>13152509what kind of link is that
>>13152497What if airship?
>>13152511but i dont have a boner
>>13152494Breaking Bad is a tragedy, he's not a hero or villain, he's the protagonist.
chubby futa batpony bellyteats
Butterfly can't cum unless you punch her in the back of her head.
>>13152531Why would flying pony need a flying ship?
>>13152511But I don't want to fuck my favorite pony, not without consent - which would take longer than 5 seconds to negotiate.Send Applejack.
>>13152466Yeah, that sounds about right considering how the treat the guy in the show.
>>13152506top lel
sexually foward derpy
>>13152557because horse cocks
>>13152557why would a walking monkey need a car?
>>13152543HmmmZebra twins meet DerpyWhat happens?
>>13152555You mean me, specifically?Even when she's fucking her boyfriend?... I'm pretty sure she's just gonna have to be anorgasmic. I'm not punching some poor mare in the back of the head every other night.
>>13152563>pony will never casually swear in the show
>>13152582>I'm not punching some poor mare in the back of the head every other night.Why the fuck not
>>13152582Oh, no, just her partner in general.But it needs to be REALLY hard
>>13152578nothing because GG OCs a shit
>>13152578Panel cuts away, they both have their pelvis' wrapped in bandages and shit eating grins.
>>13152506/)
>>13152492>>13152563He should really take some time for himself. They'll run him ragged.
>>13152557Because it has guns on it?>Javkiller won't visit us again.
>>13152606Oh, wellI guess she'll have to go with Big Mac. Fucker comes from a bucking family.
Top 3 colts in the show who are most likely to get teat implants.Go
>>13152511>I take too long>Too long being fifteen seconds>Horses aren't used to intercourse being very long>She decides you need a little help>Twilight forces me to instantly cum with a simple magic spell
>>13152577To be fair, Dash can probably fly as fast as that ship if not faster
>>13152555What if she came during a fight. Like some stallion gets good clean hit on the side of her head, and she just squirts her mare juice all over the arena
>>13152555I like to imagine sparring with Butterfly before sexgoing to bed already bloody and sweaty would be the best
>>13152582>She pays your rent>She cooks you meals when she's home>She just begs you to live with her>All she asks in return is that you punch her in the back of the head when she presses a buzzer on her bedside table
>>13152643>He slips on it.>K.O.
>>13152640and she can maintain that speed for hundreds of miles while carrying tons of cargo.
>>13152634... WHY? Does she need a sample of human cum and it works by Terminator rules, so she can only transport it internally?
It wasn't bad enough that you wanted to fuck horses, now you want to punch them too?
>>13152445>OP is TwilightI am pleased.
>>13152617>spike becomes one of the rare suicides in Equestria
>>13152647I ... well, maybe for a whileI'm sure the next Anon can take up the mantle, if there ever is oneThat or she'll just need to get a punching machine
>>13152511THANK GOD FOR PREMATURE EJACULATION
>>13152666Are you calling Rainbow Dash fat
>>13152634>She's used to stallions>The zap is very powerful>Every. Last. Drop.>She gets you a bag of ice afterwards.
>>13152618>tfw AB is dead >tfw Apple hats us>tfw BDF is ded>tfw Changelingbro is ded >tfw Cheshire hats us >tfw ciircuit hats us>tfw Corwin is ded>tfw Dafty is ded >tfw Dalapony is ded>tfw Disco hats us >tfw Don.ko is ded >tfw Gypsymagic is ded >tfw Hoppip hats us >tfw Jalm hats us >tfw Jailbait hats us>tfw Javkiller is ded>tfw Kraut is ded>tfw LK is ded>tfw lolip is ded >tfw Mocha hats us >tfw Moe is ded >tfw Moophins is ded >tfw MiLes is ded >tfw Metals is in jail >tfw Nithirian is ded>tfw Noel hats us >tfw No-Ink hats us>tfw NPA is ded >tfw NTSTS hats us >tfw Obsidian is ded>tfw PHN hats us >tfw Peanus is ded>tfw PNGLN hats us>tfw PS is ded>tfw Rei is around >tfw Reu hats us >tfw Rubro is ded >tfw Scherzo hats us >tfw Shout hats us >tfw Smile hats us >tfw TAW is ded>tfw Tess hats us >tfw Tex hats us >tfw Unity is ded
Pony asks you out on a date and when you say yes she starts an evil maniacal cackling
Why must you guys sexualize every cute OC?
Pony murders you on a date in her sex dungeon
>>13152666Maybe she can, satanFluttershy pulled a whole blimp quite quickly
>>13152708Joke's on her, I'm a masochist.
>>13152708never put your dick in crazy
>>13152686No you don't get itYou have to do the punchingYou personallyShe can never cum again if you don't help her
>>13152706>>tfw Metals is in jailheh
>>13152717That's the risk of being an cute oc in a MLPG thread
>>13152708Nervously laugh with her, take out large life insurance policy.
>>13152669Yes. She needs a sample.For... science.
>>13152677
>>13152634>magic stimulationunf
>>13152706AB seriously might be dead. I don't think we should joke about that.
Do you not know where you are?This is 4chan.>>13152717
>>13152737E-stim is almost the same thing
>>13152708cackle along, it's fun to joke around with poniescry inside. Asking me out isn't a joke, pony. I have feelings, too.
>>13152566I love this boner and I know why.
>>13152692> little does she know you've been on the stack> the sated, full warm feeling deep inside her is all too familiar> collecting the sample was just for science, but> this satiation of her own combined with your generous and enthusiastic thrusting, the afterglow> my Celestia> She's become a humiefucker
>>13152750Tell me more...
>>13152726She really, really needs to get some therapy, man
>>13152706BCS isn't crazy anymore, so you luck out this time
>>13152766Celestia's yours now?
kicky little hooves
>>13152769Not the guy, but it can be awfully dangerous. Don't go with "the violet wand" whether or not your BDSM buddy says about it, they're old and janky as fuck
>>13152708I KNOW THAT HORSE
>>13152778just wait until she snaps again
>>13152766>"Dear Princess Celestia..."
>drawing dress-up doll shit from earlierSomeone shoot me.
>>13152706What about me?
>>13152769You hook up your junk to electrodes and use special sound files to stimulate your cock.It's a magical feeling
>>13152706>tfw Corwin was devoured by rats
>>13152782We need more art of Rainbow Dash, as a pony, in her EgG outfits, don't we?
>>13152782I'd play sports with that horse
>sex with Butterfly always ends with you cradling her in your arms, holding an ice pack on her head>these are the only times she tells you just how much she loves you
>>13152780No, Anon, it's an expression, like "MOTHER OF GOD ---"
>>13152800*pew*
>>13152706Javkiller isn't dead!>Remember where he lives....nevermind he's probably dead...
>>13152708
>>13152814But it doesn't make any sense and none of the ponies say it.
>>13152815yes thank
>>13152782GIDDY UP
>>13152800>you will never wake up after a night with personhorse and find her awake already wearing one of your shirts
>>13152813>holding an ice pack on her head>not smiling up at you with blood dripping from her nose
>>13152825> none of the ponies say "Oh Celestia, what are you doing"Have youHave you watched the showI would like to know if you're awareThere is a television program called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Why is Twilight so unfy?Is it the horn? The wings? That cute little blush when she gets mad?
>>13152842>staring at you with a black eye and a cut on her cheek
>>13152835
>>13152835>>13152782Oh yeah, how did those matches a couple days ago go?Who won /co/ vs. /mlp/?
>>13152851>The wings
>>13152851Lots of power and not really in control of it. She's a firecracker.
>>13152866How did mlp do during the 4chan cup anyway?
I have a fever, MLPG. Fucking goddamnit.
>>13152870hasn't happened yet
>>13152842>>13152865NoShe gets off to punches to the BACK of her headAnywhere else is just painful
>>13152799> "I know you say it's good to try new things, but my recent experiments have led me to rethink what I like and ... what I like.> "I'm not certain if it changes me as a person or I've always been this way - I don't feel any different today from yesterday, but it's like everything's new anyway.> "Not certain if this is a friendship starting or something within myself. I hope this finds you well.> "Your Faithful STUDENT (crossed out)> "Co-Princess,> "Twilight Sparkle"
>>13152799>Next day you are invited to the Canterlot castle while Twilight is sent off to the Crystal kingdom again for no real reason.
>>13152851Her cute little feets
>>13152846well yeah they do directly address celestia to her face
>>13152823>"Hey, wanna go for a mustache ride?">Not really sure what that means, so jsut nod yes>Pinkie takes you to Mustache World, the worlds most fun mustachioed park in the world!>Ride the Handle Bar with its break next drop! Don't forget to get your picture taken!>Feeling hungry? Stop by one of the many food kiosks and get some yummy pistachio mustachio! >And don't forget out live performances by our costumed characters! Watch as the cowboy mustache fights the evil Hitler mustache!
>>13152870/co/ and /mlp/ haven't played yet. They play in a few days.Last match, we played a game against /f/ where it didn't matter if we won or lost, so we rested our better players while the /f/ manager got buttraged.
>>13152883Isn't that the point?She's a fighter, not some loser trying painplay for the first time.
>>13152890HuhI usually don't like feet.
If you had to take one pony to the prom, which one would you take and why?What would you wear and what kind of flowers would you get her?
>>13152890eugh
>>13152842>>13152813>>13152865DUUUUUUUUMMMMBBB
>>13152835there's something incredible cute about that full-body outfit
>>13152846DYEWTS
>>13152880I had food poisoningI lost 2kgI'm pretty sexy now
>>13152909Glad 2 know u r LOL
>>13152890I don't even like feet, but that artists feet pics are cute as hell
>>13152901It's not the PAIN that gets her offIt's that dizzy feelingThe ringing in her earsThe inability to see straight
>>13152906This one because she's best horse
>>13152910Shame about the pony inside it.
>>13152893the toothbrush stache did nothing wrong
>>13152913I wish I could be sexy...
>>13152909I'm not usually into those kinds of girls but it sounds kind of cute to me.
>>13152906Bonbon. She would hate it as much as me. I would get her some sort of blue flowers.
>>13152890>foot fetish art that's actually goodNever thought I'd see the day.
#10 is out tomorrow.
>>13152887> Celestia knows what this is all about> As though people can enter and exit Equestria by magical means without her knowledge> "Twilight, don't worry about it. Just, I don't know, ask before you start jumping people next time. Take him out for dinner or something, sheesh. It's polite and you'll both probably enjoy yourselves."> CELESTE(accented, crossed out)> Just kidding, thought you needed a laugh,> Princess Celestia
>>13152890this isn't good but it's cute
>>13152935They have those fences up for a reason!That colt should have just gotten a new hat.
>>13152931sounds kinda like autoerotic asphyxiation to menot that I've tried it
>>13152943THANK YOU BASED PRICE
>>13152939dat filename
>>13152941>that>good>laughingme.gif
>>13152931So something that a punch in the back of the head won't do?
>>131528930I really like you right now scrubby
>>13152976It does that for me...
>>13152939"Yeah, uh, it's probably more impressive without the expansion kit attached."
>>13152941You son of a bitch you got my hopes upI didn't click the spoiler until you said thatwhy would you do me like that, man?
>>13152866Safest horse
>>13152993The one time I got punched in the back of the head I didn't feel it at all and my friend had a fractured finger afterwardsI don't know man
>>13152939and then batpone was discharged for sexual harassment
>>13153006Remember when xieril used to draw?
>>13153030Isn't he in school now?
>>13153030Why can't xieril draw now?
>>13152943I AM SO EXCITEI LOVE THIS ONE
>>13153055So how's that heart fetish coming?
>>13153006Widdle Dewpy!She's got the heart of a champion.
>>13153030Remember that one drawfag wasn't dead and used to be alive all the time
Whats new today?
>>13152943why is the toilet included in this
>>13153045Yeah, apparently uni has been taking a huge toll on his drawing time. He mentioned something about not being able to draw pony stuff in peace due to his computer being in his living room or something. I dunno.
>>13153055I still have trouble seeing that as her heart. I just see it as her foot.
>>13153066Strange hats
>>13152800>someone liked my ideaOH GOD I'M SO HAPPYALSO MAXIMUM UNF
>>13153062NO
>>13153066that little pony has a big hat
>>13152932Fluttershy isn't my favorite nor do I think she's the best, but taking her to the prom would be something magical. It would probably take a lot of convincing to get her to even go to an event with that many people, but she'd warm up to it eventually. It would be the best night of both your lives. Until she surprises you with something a few weeks later
>>13153062You mean pegasi and fleetfoot fetish.
night threadaw yeah
>>13153066team fortress comic, apparently
>>13153068Because that ship is shit.
>>13153082Oh god those recipiesThey are so weird
>>13152939Are they dating or are they just friends?
>>13153066Not much. The cookie clicking game has had a small whirlwind of updates, Hats got a comic, and we are the dead.
>>13153062I'm sure someone will beat off to it
>>13153006Derpy will always be my winner to me.
>>13153092>having a baby with a ponyoh god how do i change pony diapers
>>13153108I can't believe themThe fuck do strange hats even doWhat if someone fucks up and one recipe has a unusual in it
>>13153109whatever the artist decides
>>13153062That wasn't even me that time.I have some new stuff
>>13152800Goat, goat pleaseMORE PONIES IN FLANNELYOU CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH I LOVE WOMEN IN FLANNEL
>>13153117Still got it Scrubbles.
>>13153092I wouldn't knock her up at Prom -- knowingly, anyway.She'd be the kind to poke holes in condoms.
>>13153066Cute human dress up. Might want to try it out.
>>13153128Track points earned while wearing themthe recipies change in composition every time you trade them around, so you can get a cheap as hell one possibly.Only works on unique quality hats
>>13153154>can't have a strange vintage hatWow what a let down
>>13153092And then Anon learned all about coat hangers.
>Warn mlpg months back that they treat contributor's like shit>That if they don't get their shit together all of them will leave>All of them hat you now>Except GG but he's like a drawingbot, and Brae's too busy having gay sexDon't call it a grave, this is the ending you chose.
>>13153118Just thinking of all she's gone through she really is a pony forrest gump. She went from animation glitch to official easter eggs to canon show character to sports hero. she's grown up so fast. I'm proud of her.
>>13153169bcs pls
>>13153092>that awful silence as you drive her to the abortion clinic>that tight hug before she goes into the room, the hug where you can swear you feel two heartbeats>that faking-courage smile she puts on when you tell her to be strong and that you'll always love her>that night she cried herself to sleep against you
>>13153133THAT'S TARTANFLANNEL IS A TYPE OF FABRIC
>>13153166the strange recipies for some items are actually being bought and sold for $75+
>>13153169Yeah but you are wrong.
>>13153094>pegasi and fleetfoot fetish>fleetfoot fetish>foot fetishnoice
>>13153188>abortion clinicYou're a terrible, terrible person.
>>13153169you should contribute to the Being Wrong General
>>13153190Are they 'rare' drops?If not then damnAlso new strange weapons I guess
>>13153149But I do try something sometimes.Well its not human, that is.
>>13153187Oh and BCS went crazy, forgot her since I've had her filtered so long.
>>13152932You just made her very happy, Anon.
>>13153169But we still have a lot of drawfags.The only thing that we really lost were writefags, but that's not really a big deal.
>>13153188>Still have her friends send baby clothing.
>>13153200You're too predictable, MLPG.I saw this coming before I even posted that.
>>13153169will you shut up about who hates us? No one cares that some artists get bored with their small time celebrity here, or ponies in general, and move on. Others come in to take their place, times change. Get the fuck over it.
>>13153189FUCK YOU I LIKE TARTAN FLANNELI GREW UP IN THE 90'S. THAT LOOK GIVES ME ALL KINDS OF FEELINGS.
Which pony has the worst diet
>>13153171I'm still waiting for a good Derpy fanfic that reads like Forrest Gump.
>>13153207goats are not for sexual
>>13153206>Are they 'rare' drops?nobody has any god damned cluethats why people are scrambling for them now.
>>13153210dude that's adorable
>>13152880I generally get those during my yearly sinusitis. They've been progressively getting worse.Would your favourite pony be willing to take care of you during this shitty time?
>>13153221I wish predictable weren't a bad thing
>>13153210my heart
>>13153210I skipped prom, I don't even give a fuck.But that's cute man.
>>13153225Pinkie Pie of course
>>13153201Who's ready for a foal in high school, anon?Not Fluttershy.
>>13153201> effectively forcing her to carrying a half-breed barely graduating high school> not the only real option right now> it doesn't make it any easier> Especially after Cadence invites her to a baby shower the following week> The glitter on the invite alone makes her sob uncontrollably
>>13153207Still, it's hella cute. Here's a link.>>13148036
>>13153207that's...pretty great
>>13153210shit man that's fucking kawaii
>>13153224I like wearing tartan flannel in the winter>so warm
>>13153187>>13153169That's not me, I'm Unfanon.
>>13153207>tfw no respond
>>13153207O-oh my....
>>13152935>tfw no person may use the toothbrush stache without Hitler being thrown into it>unless you are doing a Charlie Chaplin impersination
>>13153255Terrible person.
>>13153260>glitterHell I would cry too.You just know that shit is going to get all over everything.Glued on my ass, glitter is the dust of hell.
So we got only half of mediocre drawfags left. Figures
>>13153274I wore some today because it was the only thing clean in the houseI felt ... I don't know. It was the weirdest thing.Every time I wear that it's like I've gone back in time seven years, back to when the fall wind blew over the hills near my house and the fire was crackling in the distance.Back before I ruined everything.
>>13153260Man up and take some responsibility for your choice.
>>13153255>Fluttershy gets preggers>Decides to have the kid>At first you think it won't be so bad, I mean half breed or not she pretty much takes care of the animals like they're her kids>Right?>Nine months later your child has a feeding bowl, and a litterbox>Apparently fluttershy's maternal instincts only have one speed, and that's for animals>The half breed thing doesn't help either>Pretty sure if there's pony child services they'll be knocking on your door any minute
>>13153296My girlfriend sent birthday presents, which is funShe wrapped it all in glittery wrapping paper, WHICH IS NOT FUN.
>>13153296ARE YOU TRYING TO SUMMON IT?
>>13153299oh, go to bed already
>>13153294It's not as terrible as raising another future dropout thanks to a poor home life
>>13153255>>13153260ADOPTION IF SHE'S NOT READY FOR A FAMILYWITH 11 MONTHS TIL TERM SHE'LL BE GRADUATED BEFORE THE BABY
>>13153300Before the Fire Nation attacked?
>>13153201It's really for the best. Neither of you are ready to take care of a kid when you're this young, especially when you're finishing high school.It's going to hurt and you're going to feel terrible for a while, but this is for the best. You can't handle this kind of responsibility right now, and Fluttershy definitely can't.You should really worry about if your relationship will be the same after this.
>>13153313>taking responsibility>not abortingIt sure is responsible for a high schooler to raise a kid
>>13153228>Derpy was flying along and accidentally got into a pretty bad accident....with princess Celestia herself>They were both ok, but would have to stay in the hospital for a while to heal>Celestia was very annoyed because she has important things to do and sulks quietly>Derpy is very happy because they're giving her FREE ICECREAM>She brings some over to Celestia to cheer her up>"Princess Celestia, ice cream! Ice cream! Princess! Ice cream!">After about ten minutes of this, she magics the ice cream into a bed pan
I drew some ponies today then the world imploded with the sound of a thousand chittering demons.... No, wait, that was just me taking a nap after playing Persona 4.
>>13153333No, this isn't making me feel at all. This is just ridiculous and not in character.
>>13153249>Braces Oh god, yes.
>>13153334That's horrifying. The changelings will be very disappointed.
>>13153210That's stupid cuteYou've made me very happy
>>13153318>Girly wrapping paperFun>GlitteryTHAT BITCH; it's going to take weeks for you to stop finding glitter in your house.
>>13153342>Purse Owner 4Did you remember to make history today, Irrelevancy General?
>>13153323>loving family>poor home lifeYou're not becoming any better of a person, anon.
Glitter is the herpes of the art world
>>13153347Sex isn't in character, anonplay the game if you're gonna roll the dice
>>13153249A girl asked me to prom. She was a junior and I was beyond ready to get the fuck out of high school, out of the house, and on to anywhere but where I was. So when this really cute skinny blonde girl kept trying to get close to me I was a bit of an idiot and subtly tried to avoid her. I didn't want any ties back and she had completely different plans. It would have been a three month relationship before I'd get out of dodge and she'd still be there. But she asked me to prom, and I couldn't say no to that for some reason. But that's as far as it went. I was a bit of an asshole for that.>tfw she was a blonde haired fluttershy with a heart condition and I treated her like that.
Ah man. What's wrong with MLPG: Sexual Dimorphism Edition?
>>13153367I love my job.
>>13153381>Sex isn't in character
>>13153261Whelp, thats cute.Is there a dress up for ponies btw?
>>13153338>No "You aint got no wings, Lieutenant Princess."
>>13153375>child protection services>loving family
>>13153360Fat bumps
>>13153360Oh hello Trixie.And then I would spank her hard.
>>13153374What was that? Post more Weaver art? I'm glad you asked!
>>13153396Neither of those are Fluttershy, dingusThat's Mr. and Mrs. Cake
>>13153396>tfw no more Zebra Cakes
>>13153329No one wants a half-breed child. Equestrians fear the different and panic over something as inconsequential as stripes on a Zebra. A bipedal satyr? Some human-looking thing with hooves? God only knows what'll come spewing out of that teen's cunt. No adoption offers, no family support. You don't have a job sufficient to raise a family and though her veterinary practice is okay, it's informal - and the certificate program won't start for another two terms. This came at the worst possible time. Then again, who would have known your gametes would combine at all? You're totally different genus, let alone species. There's nothing to 'man up' for, this is like getting shot by a richochet, struck by lightning, catching AIDS from a napkin and winning the lotto at the same time.Truth be told even she's not so certain, not that she'd say anything to you directly.
>>13153401>not giving the child to an orphanage at least
>>13153381We have several canon married couples.
>>13153394>Getting paid for drawing cute pone on the internetIF ONLY I HAD STAYED IN ART SCHOOL
>>13153275I'm a fan of a fandom of a fandom. I've written fanfics for fandoms of the fandom. But a fan of fans of the fandom? That's just fucking disgusting.
>>13153398That happens laterwith Twilight
>>13153422That doesn't mean a human fucking Fluttershy on prom night is in character
>>13153409That works too, I guess.
>>13153371Well, as soon as I realized how much glitter was involved I opened it on the linoleum floor. The worst part was they were clothes, so I had to wash them separately like three times to banish it all.
>>13153432>You'll never jerk off Fluttershy's futa dick
>>13153397Nope.
>>13153434The pills are wearing off
>>13153432I sure hope there is more to this.
>tfw a cute pone girl will never make sly homosexual advances on you
>>13153419>No one wants a half-breed childI bet Celestia would take it in, if no one else. This would be exactly the sort of thing she'd executive decision.
>>13153448le terrible fetishle shitpost
>>13153432IS THAT A NIPPLE!?
>>13153456> implying she actually cares that much about the main characters past Twilight
>>13153455does that mean that I'm a girl and also a pony too?
To those waifuing a ponyhave you ever had a girlfriend before
>>13153423>implying art school>implying paid
>>13153456Do you think that Celestia would... take in a human down on his luck?and care for him?
>>13153465Well it sure as hell isn't a tit.
>>13153455>mfw sperglords still think Dash is a lesbo
>>13153407>"OW!">"...Trixie demands that you do that again."
>>13153454I can draw something but it wouldn't be any good...
>>13153473Yes
>>13153459Not everyone can be so patrician so as to be completely gay like you, Anon
>>13153473Three timesI even had sex a few timesguess my waifu
>>13153476Actually, yes.
>>13153455>tfw you'll never be a cute pone girl so another cute pone girl will make sly homosexual advances on youwhy is life so cruel anon?
>>13153480And why should I?
>>13153473yes
>>13153473If all goes according to keikaku?Soon.
>>13153473Maybe
>>13153475>Not getting paid>For a jobARE YOU A PINKO OR SOMETHING
>>13153482JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELFTHAT WAY, WHEN YOU FAIL, YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO KILL YOURSELF
>>13153492>liking dicks>not gayaren't you just adorable.
>>13153456She can't. The royal court would find that ... highly irregular.She might arrange for it to be taken care of, but even then it's uncertain. Ponies are more than a little racist even among sub-species.
>>13153495It'd be nice living with Celestia.I bet you'd never get to see her though, she'd always be off somewhere.
>>13153506he said "completely"
>>13153506I like dicks, and I'm not gayI'm bi.
>>13153449Well thats too bad. It would be fun to dress Rara or RD
>>13153433>No Dash.Come on.At least make Bubba Derpy
>>13153473NoThere's probably a correlation here
>>13153513>bianother term for gay
I thoroughly approve of this thread
So what sort of pictures does night thread like their artists to draw? Or should I just pick something someone said and draw it?
>>13153508this started out stupid and it's getting dumber and dumber
>>13153506>only liking one gender>2013laughingponies.gif
>>13153509What are you talking about. She'd tuck me into bed at night every night and read me a bed time story and alleviate my fears
>>13153455>Dash makes sly advances on all of her friends>Most of them don't know how to react>She's playing the field, waiting for a friend to come around.
>>13153423I wish I got paid for pone art and I go to art school.
>>13153509That's acceptable actually, I could just hang around the castle and pal around with the royal guard.
>>13153504I get paid by that warm fuzzy feeling when people like what I do.
>>13153526so progressiveso modernwowso liberatewow
>>13153522so have you and bonbon had sex yet or havent you dated long enough
>>13153521No, it's short for bisexualMeaning I'm attracted to bothThough I AM kind of swaying towards pan
>>13153514Can you draw your favorite pony human in one of those clothes?
>>13153524Oh, so you haven't watched the show.
>you will never ask Rainbow Dash out on a dateHow would it go MLPG
>>13153523you ask for requests
>>13153473A few. I might have a new one soon who actually likes mlp. Sort of in that limbo of "being a good friend with options of further advancement in the near future should things continue as well as they have."
>>13153552well
>>13153534Perhaps some day.
>>13153523It depends on how I'm feeling.It can range from my waifu doing innocent things to my most depraved fetishes.draw Fluttershy whistling while feeding ducks on a bench
>>13153552Probably badly, I would not be able to mange a date to save my life.
>>13153547>Though I AM kind of swaying towards panthat's the same as bisexual
>>13153547so gay
>>13153547Oh shit. I know that fucking feel, man.
>>13153541>I get paid by that warm fuzzy feelingWarm fuzzy feelings dont pay the bills
>>13153498>"Because The Great and Powerful Trixie demands it! What other reason need there be?"
>>13153544Right?Everyone's jelly
>>13153568Oh god this guy is going to eat his pony date
>>13153551ive watched the show but i havent watched your shitty fanfictions
>>13153552But anon, I'm a solitary man.
>>13153573unf
>>13153568>implying it wouldn't be cuteawkward for the both of you
>>13153552I'd get knocked back instantlyShe's a local celebrity and I can't even bench my own body weight
>>13153552It would probably go something like this"No."________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>13153589Dash has a pretty fat ass in this picture
>>13153550I'd draw them in my favorite dress/what suits them as pony instead.
>>13153547>panSo no standards or filters and fucking everything that moves and some things that don't.
>>13153552Depends on how you would do it, Anon.
>>13153552Never asking Rainbow Dash on a date goes exceptionally well without a hitch.
>>13153569Not really, I know a few bi people that'd never TOUCH a trans anything. Honestly, the gender of my partner doesn't matter much to me.
>>13153588So you're saying that somehow everything would turn out alright if an Anon knocked up Fluttershy while still in school, because ponies are ten times as accepting as seen on the program.Okay.
>>13153554That never works.>>13153566So basically just draw people's horse waifus.Alrighty.
>>13153473To have a girlfriend you have to be able to talk to peopleSo no
>>13153478>mfw sperglord still thinks he's relevant
>>13153616Fortunately it matters to most people.
>>13153586honestly, that would be a nice end.I bet she's very tasty.
>>13153579Well, not like I'm complaining.ASS SLAP NUMBER 2: ELECTRIC SPANK HARDER
>>13153621>that never workswhat are you on, that always works
>>13153597>>13152445Rose draws a lot Twilight
>>13153533>Pinkie has no clue, due to lack of knowing what personal space even is.>Rarity gets simply too flustered to react, ends up stiffening up like a statue. Dash takes it as disinterest.>Fluttershy does the same thing, taken off as simply being Fluttershy. Dash stops doing it.>AJ is put off by it, a lot.>Twilight has a list of things done to her.>Right next to it, a separate one, her reaction to them.
>>13153623>mfw you have no face
To those who had a gfhow get one
What is there to look forward to?I mean entertainment wise, movie, games and etc
>>13153616That's probably because most trannies are disgusting
>>13153630>FortunatelyWhy is that fortunate?Sexuality is a fact, not something thats GOOD or BAD.
I don't think this style suits me...
>>13153627> Maid FluttershyOh wow this is actually kind of nic-> she's a baloonFUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>13153606>the bulge on the trixie on the leftUNF
>>13153573I CAME AND STARTED FARTING.I WAS AT WORK, ASSHOLE!
>>13153473yeah
>>13153473I don't have a waifu and I've never had a girlfriend.
>>13153656BCS please fuck off already
>>13153656Thats actually really cute.
>>13153630>one day humans will completely stagnate and anyone will be able to breed
>>13153661>not liking inflatables
>>13153565Perhaps.
>>13153617i am not invested in this scenario at all but its getting boring watching you try and make your fanfics real
>>13153579Do you deserve it?
>>13153603Dosh's butt changes size throughout every episode
>>13153650talk to people
>>13153640Twilight Sparkle is Rose's favorite pony.
>>13153606Imagine a whole group of performing Trixies.
>>13153655Uh huh.
>>13153642>>Right next to it, a separate one, her reaction to them.I love it
>>13153473I waifu FluttershyI've never had a gfI've had 13 boyfriends though
>>13153690How?
>>13153688You would keep track of her butt size through out each episode wouldn't you
>>13153621Request with a name on so people know who you are.
>>13153615DOHOHOHOSTOP USING YOU WILL NEVERS, FUCKERS!
>>13153642If you're implying TwiDash then please aurally fornicate with a rusted knife.
>>13153704Oh, good, so you don't actually have an argument,
>>13153684> you must be invested in making this realExcept all we're doing is speaking in the hypothetical about fictional cartoon horses.I'm not certain who's really anchored in 'the real' here, but none of this "preggershy" scenario
>>13153699WATCH IN AWE AS TRIXIES MAKE ALL THESE STALLION COCKS SEMI DISAPPEAR
>>13153714>I've had 13 boyfriends thoughdon't you ever get tired of it?
>>13153726>DOHOHOHO without a condescending punYou sicken me
>>13153698Good choice
What are you listening to right now?Spirited Away soundtrack for me on Pandora.com
>>13153733I don't need one. People like you are a minority for good reason.
Daily reminder: only 87 days till S4.So wat will you do in meantime?
>>13153728>If you're implying TwiDashNo.Unlike other writers I am simply PUTTING HER IN CHARACTER.Idiot.
>>13153721Not really, I just notice it on screenshots and junk
>>13153758Do what I always do: fap.
>>13153756NBS please die
>>13153759I don't know who you are.But I fucking love you.
>>13153133Ask and ye shall receive.
>>13152722>Joke's on her, I'm a masochistApparently, no one else thought that was funny...Anon, you are not forgotten.
>>13153753MLPG theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rz4I69mQMo
>>13153454http://24.media.tumblr.com/531e8dfc3daed1df30882edd2566f141/tumblr_mnzt6o7e9c1soerywo2_1280.png
>>13153753Last couple of days
>>13153483>>13153493>>13153501>>13153502>>13153555>>13153643>>13153670Its always strange when I'm reminded that MLPG isn't as autistic as I though and that I am probably the most socially retarded here.
>>13153778Goat, I think my heart just stopped.Thank you.
>>13153769Fat to what? It's long time. You need some good stiff to last that long.
>>13153743You know what's really condescending?A prisoner at the gallows!Get it? Con? Descending?
>>13153778You are doing god's work, dude
>>13153770shh, don't cryno tears
>>13153756And what does being a minority mean to this conversation.Am I a BAD PERSON for being in a minority, or am I a BAD PERSON for responding to such an obvious troll?
>>13153774I'd put my trip on but it would just infuriate BCS.Have an unrelated picture.
>>13153688She goes through bulk periods. That's when her butt and tummy are the biggest.
Fluttershy - Sugar cookiesPinkie - peanut butter cookies with M&M'sRarity - white chocolate macadamia nut cookiesRainbow Dash - sugar cookies with rainbow sprinklesTwilight - oatmeal raisinApplejack - butter cookies
>>13153650First things first is to like yourself, because no one is going to like you if you don't.Then let people know you are looking.Then look.
>>13153813I remember you saying you weren't coming back
>>13153792>tfw nobody guessed your waifu
>>13152778>>>13152675>>13152745>>13152809>>13152851>>13152906>>13152970>>13153275is that so, faget?
>>13153823>Twilight - oatmeal raisinBest horse, best cookie.
>>13153816>he doesn't believe in and act in the EXACT SAME WAY AS ME>he must be a troll
>>13153823>butter cookiesNow I want cookies...
>>13153823soashamedpony pls
>>13153798yesssmy mission is one step closer to completion
>>13153770I heard my name! NBS time!Wait, it's ALWAYS NBS time.>>13153792Nah, you're no worse than a certain hack.>>13153817Who cares about BCS? Put it on negro.
>>13153823>Applejack>not apples
>>13153778I've never felt a pang of sadness that I can't court a pony, yetHere I am"Y-yeah, you can borrow it."I swear if she comments about how it smells like me "in a good way" I'm going to cry.
>>13153843I misspokedamn shame
>>13153650I heard that those guys might help you >>>/r9k/
>>13153823>Twilight - oatmeal raisinperfect
>>13153723I keep making names and then getting pissy about them because they aren't perfect. Staying Anon is just way easier.
>>13153789Shy futas is the hottest shit.http://i.imgur.com/5o2oAVg.png
>>13153855Of course she likes that it smells like you, dummy.
>>13153818that's kawaii as heck
>>13153855I had a girlfriend who borrowed my sweaters for that reason all the time.Jesus, nostalgia is a Hell of a drug.
>>13153790Are we doing this now?
>>13153853Who are you?
>>13153758Exercise, eat less, lose weight, jog, study, get ready for life after collegeetc.I am going all productive this month
>>13153789Woah.
>>13153853Who are you again?
>>13153823>RarityWell yeah, of course she loves to be choc full o nuts
>>13153792Shut up Fluttershy, nobody cares!
>>13153823>oatmeal
>>13153870heh. i cropped that picture a few hours ago.
>>13153876>that sloppy redrawn hoof at the end of the thrustI regret doing that every time.
>>13153870I want to fuck her
>>13153855I don't know that feel.you'll die alone
>>13153886>>13153891My name is Not Ben Stiller. I'm hated because I dared to have a different point of view and because everyone secretly lusts for a bad artist who will be named(Jessy) and are in cahoots with her.I'm kind of a one man army.
>>13153853>Not recognizing his filename habits.
>>13153870I'd wash that cock.
>>13153758probably killing myself for non-pony reasons
>>13153842Is it Fluttershy?
>>13153855Ponies have a great sense of smell. The entire reason she is borrowing it is to smell you.
>>13153886>>13153891he's just some brain-damaged shitposterpay him no mind
>>13153913Oh, so you're just a shitposter thenWho cares
>>13153870>Cropping out the cum inflation I hate you
>>13153913you're delusional
>>13153915GOAT HAVE MY BABIES
>>13153914>implying I pay attention to filenames
>>13153901Give real picture please.
>>13153942I'm not goat, though.
I tried drawing a Dashie.
>>13153876>"I-It's not cute! It's serious training and hard work! Speaking of which, you want to go get ice cream?"
sleep tight MLPG
>tfw look at your 3x3 and realize you're a filthy pleb>>131537902/2>>131538811/2
>>13153953I didn';t meant to reply to you
>>13153894Would you help Fluttershy find a coltfriend or marefriend?
>>13153914>not knowing some people save pics under the same filename even if they have to put them in manually.
>>13153927yes
>>13153870It's always so weird seeing a soft art style like that with a big ole dick just hanging there.
>>13153929> She thinks you know why> You assume it's an 'innocent' commentOn Earth it's like "oh this is comfy and your cologne is kind of nice."On Equestria it means "I must smell this and think of you, probably touching myself idly while laying on the bed, sniffing deeply at the collar."
It looks to me like I've got all the horses!
>>13153971That's like teaching a fish to fly anon.
>>13153957You should draw more Dash.
>>13153948derpibooru is ded and i can't find that picture saved right now.
>>13153930Hussie please.>>13153939I just want revenge. In fact, I'd rather die than let you all think you've defeated me. If it costs me my life, you will know that I am your superior.
>>13153888>I am going all productive this monthYeah, sure. You will be sitting on 4chan all day, eating sugar from the bag.
>>13153983>cologneew
>>13153984Now hold your horses that ain't right!
>>13153987Speaking of fish and Fluttershy
OK MLPG lets play guess my waifuYou have three questions, but you can not ask very direct questions like "What's her name"
http://imgur.com/dVjwK50how did she know this was my exact fetish
>>13153957D-Dash? Are you wearing eyeliner? No, it's not dumb; it's really pretty.
>>13153992revenge for something you caused on your own
Would you eat a pony?No? What if pony reeeeeaaaaaly wanted you to?
>>13153944It's the googly eye guy.
>>13154016What's your name
>>13153699>>13153740We shall see.Anyway good night.
>>13153980She's one of my favourites.
>>13153992But I forgot about you! Your erasure technique didn't work, you're supposed to be gone from existence!It's almost like you were a lying nutjob or something.
>>13153913are you kidding me
>>13154016What are her hobbies?
>>13154024I told you not to pay him any mind
>>13153984>implying it's not the horses that have you.You're not the man from snowy river anon.
>>13154016Does she have a dick?
>tfw Jailbait killed himself
>>13154020We really need more lewd DT
>>13154038I won't
Why does mlpg have so many dedicated shitposters?
>>13154020And which might that be?
>>13154032WATCH IN AWE AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE TIES A KNOT USING JUST HER LIPS
>>13154024Don't imply I caused this. If Jessy never posted this, this wouldn't have happened.>>13154035You have to sell your soul if you want me gone.Besides, if it does work, then you need the will to use it. You're not man enough to do it.
>>13154037Cooking and building things, among others
>>13154025Is she okay?
Gentlemen, how do we build a counter Twilight robot?
>>13154060Every general does.
>>13154005I don't use any perfume whatsoever.I do however use some nice soap that will probably turn Fluttershy's crank.
Can I take one more request before I go to bed?
>>13154020>best shipI like this artist.
>>13154060because this fandom attracts the worst sorts of people
>>13154060"There'll always be haters, that's the way it is"- Abraham Lincoln
>>13154090Goopony CMC giving a very sloppy tacklehug to cherilee
>>13154090Fluttershy wearing a hat.
>>13154090Wellll, okayYou can take one more request
>>13154090Sweetie looking on a snowflake that landed on the tip of her nout
>>13154090Sweetie styling Rarity's hair
>>13154060So a robber walks into a conveinace store, orders them to empty the safe at gunpoint, and then says "so what's the deal with all the robberies lately? What's wrong with the world today."
>>13154061hidden camera in girls changing roomhorse pantiesdiamond tiarafuta pervert rarity
>>13154083This is trueIf anything, MLPg is rather good in comparison to most
Threadly HOT GLUE dropbox reminder
>>13154090Sweeties all the way down
>>13154115that hurts anon
>>13154081She's very comfortable in her new home
>>13154118KSG doesn't have any reallythey're just slow and lifeless
>>13154106On it, Coach!
>>13154090Rarity drinking a rootbeer float, trying to read a romance novel.
>>13153473Yes.We had rather frequent sex, too.
>>13154025Without a moment of hesitation
>>13154146No one likes being called a shitposter. Maybe they actually like the thing they're talking about and you don't.
I miss scruffy
>>13154060Call me a shitposter all you want. I know that I am the real fucking deal.
>>13153948>>13153991it was alive for a bit and i uploaded it.http://i.imgur.com/s4PReaQ.jpg
>>13154168rape joke
>>13154081saine DONT stream right nowbecause i am going to bed and dont want to miss
>>13154118MLPG shitposters are at least usually funny (or try to be) and are more mischeivious than malicious
>>13153973Stealing my copyright?!THOSE RAT BASTARDS!I replaced every 'o' in the legal paperwork with a googly eye!
>>13154183ohOHTHE IMPLICATIONSAHHHHH MY DICK
>>13154173No, the people I'm thinking of are pretty much just here to shitpost unfortunately. There's people I don't enjoy like AppleDan but I wouldn't call him a shitposter.
>>13154188Well, except for NBS. And straightedgeanon.
>>13154193Any new stuff for the hot glue drop box, RCH?
>>13154188from what I've seen they're far more malicious than mischievous
>>13154183I am mildly disturbed.
>>13154188No, really they aren't.Alternatively they spam large amounts of text if they don't have a strong enough personality in their posts to bait responses from the weaker ones.
>>13154021>>13154021
>>13154220I drew Lyra in a fancy hat.
>>13154183That ruins the picture.You can't even see RD's cum-leaking pussy and ass.
>>13154183i think i will stick with the crop version
>>13154219And whoever keeps reposting those damn sentenal caps.
>>13154236Wheres the cum though?
>>13154235AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>13154235I think you're probably allergic to that brand, you're getting all red. Here let me rub it off.
>>13154224I'd fuck that owl
>>13154235Eyeliner?More like airliner! casue she's as wide as one!
>>13154229i wouldnt put all shitposters on the same level. there are some that are kinda funny and then there are the truly awful.
>>13154186I'm a little tired anyway. Tuesdays and Thursdays are bad for me because I have school so late.
>>13154235Oh, that's neat.Why did you pick magenta?
>>13154235Dash, I'm sorry I came in your mane while you were sleeping.
>>13154248Need both hands to hold the camera steady.
>>13153545NoPonies are not for sexual
And we were having such a nice thread...Is it okay if I just stick to posting pony images for a while?
>>13154262>there are some that are kinda funnylike?
>>13154268If you just keep cumming in the yellow part she would probably never notice
>>13154258Wouldn't you rather a nice slightly chubby boy
>>13154257
>>13154219I'm not a bad man, I just do very bad things.Or however the song went.
>>13154254No you wouldn't.
>>13154281Go for it.
>>13154235Is their a special occasion or did you just want to feel extra pretty today?
>>13154258sweetiebutt when?
> Start off hating bronies for being horrible autists> time passes, hate seethes> see some of the art, stuff from the show> getting kinda weirded out, but interested> start watchin show> like it, but no monomania> start lurking mlpg, follow them to new board> it's a beautiful, perfect chaos> s3> watching everyone lose their shit> It's good to be the king.
>>13154287Shes in a relationship with an asexual girl.
>>13154300I'd still fuck himespecially there, he's so drunk he wouldn't remember
>>13154282donky cockslave anonfutapinkie slap anoni guess they arnt actually funny but they arent destroying the thread as much as the hardcore shitposters
>>13154249>BCS art
I just did it.I reseted the gameGive me ponies please. I just can't deal with it.
>>13154313Okay, I gotta admitThat's fucking awesome
>>13154266I th-thought magenta would suit my eyes...>>13154268Oh, well... that means you get the job of washing my hair, Anon!
>>13154277That's actually incorrect.
>>13154325What game? The Cookies?
>>13154325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tjb14VoWjg>>13154287i'm pretty sure she still appreciates chubby boysand i haven't had much inspiration lately
>>13154332Yeah, I guess magenta DOES bring out your eyes.I, uh, dunno about washing your hair. Don't you use some special conditioner? You wanna set it in, maybe?
>>13154323Forgetting someone?
>>13154324You sayin BCS is Ross?
>>13154357> Janitor actually hates RP'ingYeah actually I'm alright with this
>>13154324>1996looks like my drawing attempts nowgood to know I'm not much worse than a good artist in the throws of bad schizophrenia
>>13154357I use Pert Plus!
>>13154317I'm telling you, you would not fuck Owl.
>>13154342YesBecause two achievements made me sell a lot of things and I couldn't fix it anymore.I'd tell Orteil to go fuck himself but unfortunately he won't be able to post on the /vg/ general anymore
>>13154358you are still too new. you dont deserve a title yet.the fartanon in here is above you
>>13154373Jesus, that stuff is a war crime.
>>13154332I'll wash your hair, but I also came on your wingsI WOULD try preening them for you, but I could hurt you.You better take care of those
http://i.imgur.com/IdmWw6h.pngoctavia cum inflation
>>13154366That was dementia. The man had forgotten his fundementals.
>>13154375this one is even less convincing than the last oneI'd totally infiltrate Owl's anus
>>13154398>cum inflationThank you god.
>>13154328i dont get it
>>13154398WHY IS THE IMGUR SCRIPT NOT RESIZING TO FULL?
>>13154254>>13154317>>13154413hops pls
>>13154401Good to know I'm not much worse than a good artist in the throws of bad dementia too
>>13154398holy fuck some one finally did it
>>13154397Then you'll have to give me a shower with the hose, huh!
MY FUCKING SIDEShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHa8ikoNy3I
>>13154423His pinstripe motif is literally his name over and over again in block allcaps.
>>13154398That is absolutely terrible.
>>13154446Naw.
>>13154446I'm not at my home computer tonight you fuckYou're still an idiot
>>13154398>Vinyltavia>finally giving him what he wantsI wish I had that picture of a mouse putting cyanide into a fan while saying it would make you feel better as Donald says "Thank you, Jesus."
>>13154440it's actually several weeks old, but anon still had to wait over a year.
>>13154273But how do you cum on the ponies?
>>13154477It's Rick Astley, you silly horse.
What if you got hired in Equestria to scoop all of the horse dung out of the streets?
>>13154424At least yours is workingThe latest Chrome updated really fucked up Tampermonkey and most if not all scripts are busted
>>13154413You would not fuck him. I'm telling you. You just wouldn't.http://gaymanga.tumblr.com/post/48361055754/comicsworkbook-simon-hanselmann-truth-zone
>>13154450Oh, no, that water is MUCH too coldI do have a big tub, but I'm pretty tall, you might have to sit between my legs
>>13154398That's ... a bit too inflated for me. Jeez.It's okay when it's so much cum she looks like it's early pregnancy. Beyond that it just looks silly.
>>13154477That's Scarecrow, you dumb horse.
>>13154468It was a monkey, not a mouse.
>>13154490They have canon outhouses, anon.
>>13154446>>13154465>>13154477>tfw BDF is too busy giving Rose the dick to draw
>>13154478It involves ponies wiggling their ass suggestively.
>>13154398>all that squishinessoh yes
>>13154530And humans have garbage cans
>>13154524I haven't seen the pic in so long, sorry.>>13154477...Fuck it, yellow.CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CAND
oh, oh, here's a fun question:what's your favorite horse that's cool to hate but you like anyway? hard mode: fanon characters
>>13154542BCSYou should squirt on a pony toyThat'd be a first
>>13154507well uhi'd still give it a shot
>>13154398This reminds me of that "Octavia being bred" request that was repeated a bunch of times.
>>13154541Are they actually bumping up?
>>13154478Well first I get a good rhythm set up and put googly eyes on the toys. And in my excitement, sometimes I fuck up and put too much mounting putty and I spend a minute trimming it off from around the eyes.And then, oh man, then, I take about five shots because four of them were too dark or out of focus, making me hate my lighting.
>>13154560Derpy.
>>13154560Milky Way
>>13154570... Was it ever fulfilled?
squirty pones
>>13154610Best kind of ponies
>>13154560Vinyl Scratch was the first pony to pop into my mind, so...
>>13154564I am not a squirter, dear anon.
>>13154610Ponies covered in cum
>>13154582I have no idea why males crying during sex turns me on so much.
>>13154582This is rape.
>>13154598Some one needs to draw fem sombra and Octavia being bred via cum inflation while Fluttershy fucks that car with her critters watching and Lyra is there wearing a funny hat
chubby buttsex
>>13154624I bet you could if properly stimulatedAnd maybe denied
>>13154627Not the one I wanted to post
>>13154627I guess it means it's emotional.I'd love it if Dash started bawling during and she couldn't stop
>>13154642rediv pls
>>13154631Goolyra
>>13154570I don't know if the actual one was, but I've seen more than one picture of her as a loaf of bread.
>>13154576Rose is constantly sapping his energy and milks him so dry every single day that he doesn't have the strength left to draw.
>>13154664>quite>not quitedammit
could favorite pone achieve escape velocity
>>13154648>Rainbow Dash crying from the pure joy of you giving her the dickTHIS IS MY FETISH
>>13154507you know that's the same faggot who gave the world Problem Solverz, right?
>>13154664Don't laughYou didn't laugh when YOU were rapedDid your sister laugh?She cried
>Watching Heroes of Cosplay.>Silently hoping against all hope that one episode will have the brony in the Dash fursuit.
>>13154692>watching a nerd culture TV showBut why?
>>13154657I thought rediv didn't like buttsexwhich is a shame since she draws butts so well
>>13154106Sweetie may be the cutest filly in town. More research must be conducted into this matter. Good night, gentlemen - it's been a pleasure.
>walk down the streets of Equestria>getting constantly sprayed by all the squirty ponies everywhere you go>wiping fluids out of your eyes, stumbling over stuff because you can't see>stinging your eyes>spitting the fluids out when they land in your mouth >all the time>it never ends>even when you're sleeping you're woken up frequently by little squirts hitting you in the face
>>13154642i saw this video of a dude fucking a stallion, but the POV was from below so it looked like a plump horse buttit panned down and showed the stallion's balls toowish I could find it again
>>13154687We Down With Molestia general now?
>>13154707>no hornBEEF
>>13154707>that fluffy coat>that bellyI love you Goat
>>13154684Can't help but think everyone shares this, anon.
>>13154703Because MLPG doesn't get my anger on enough.I also have dubstep playing.While wearing a brony shirt.
>>13154707Goodnight!AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>13154705I don't think she said she doesn't like itIn fact, she owns a buttplug
>>13154733>I also have dubstep playing.What song?
>>13154685Um. Not it's not. He did do a comic about problem solvers, though. But outside of that he had no involvment in the show and he's not even in the animation industry. He's just a crossdressing indie comic artist that JUST managed to get his book published by Fantagraphics. You're really fucking stupid.
>>13154707top cute
>>13154714gross
>>13154731OH GOD OH GOD OH GODMORE PLEASE MOREI NEED MY CONSENSUAL, HAPPY SEXFUCK ME I CAN'T CONTAIN MY CUMJESUS FUCK I'M GONNA NEED TO DO SOME SERIOUS CLEANING
>>13154705you could be the one to help her learn to like itinside every lady is a buttslut waiting to be set free
>>13154733anon i think you have a problem
>>13154733>getting mad a dubstepHow hip.
>>13154738Ah! Happy B-day Goat!
>>13154717Don't laugh at rape, then turn around and use it as a sob story to get sympathy and donations
>>13154662Fuck I meant to reply to >>131545984chanX is hard to use when you're tired.
>>13154742oh...unf
>>13154733
>>13154750Planet X
>>13154765I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT!AFTER BIG BANG!
>>13154750Say, Dooks! Can I make a request?
http://derpibooru.org/411854unf
>>13154762>buttslut
>>13154762I'd rather help Red Ribbon learn to like itbecause so far there's staggeringly few pictures of her taking it in the ass
are there gonna be fetishes or what i've gotta sleep
>>13154760I agree, consensual, happy sex is UNFUNF UUUNNNFFF
>>13154761I still don't fully understand why they included Flash in the movie. He really didn't add anything to the story and he was barely in the movie and barely had any lines. He wasn't even important to the resolution.He's just an odd character to me.
>>13154717Depends.What kind of shirt are you selling?
>>13154776That's okay, Saine.I'm surprised it hasn't ben fulfilled given all the breeding-friendly anons about.
>>13154787Have a link handy?>>13154800If you can wait, sure!I have stuff still on my list.
>>13154760holy shit anon what the fuck calm down
>>13154761>minimal reaction from RarityAnd you all call her a slut.
>>13154831GOTTA SELL THOSE TOYSS
>>13154822This man right here is my nigga.
>>13154831Remember, Spongebob...
>>13154806Her head is pretty big
>>13154817>pony touches your butt while you're both lying in bed>you turn over and say "not now pony">she asks at least for a quick hoof job but you have work in the morning so you say no again
>>13154707Wow you're fast Goat train! I-Is it really your birthday?
>>13154841http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W6qtqma85c
>>13154773My Little Shitposters General
>>13154856>turning down a hoofjobmaaan
>>13154844>And you all call her a slut.Please, she knows hes lackluster in bed.She has taken ever stallion in the armed forces.And some of the mares.
>people just now hopping on the philophilia trainI welcome you all with open arms.Enjoy your god tier fetish.
>>13154845>>13154852Are little girls really going to by a toy of a character that was hardly in the movie at all?
>>13154841Here's my request, for when you get the time:Admit you've been in cahoots with Jessy since I first booted you.Oh shit right, you made a picture of her shit OC dedicated to me thinking that you would all be fine unattended, this would just be redundant.
>>13154738>>13154767y-you too>>13154857yes
>>13154707Goat, you are seriously killing me with girls in flannel and/or tartan and sweaters.>>13153331>the Fire NationMore like when I failed right out of the school I thought would open up a lot of doors for me.
>>13154892>thanking BCS
>a philophile deserves respect
>>13154885Sure! Little girls are dumb and will believe and buy anything!
>>13154892I hope you had a nice one!
>>13154885Apparently soI'm not paid to know how little girls think
>>13154882
>>13154760SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR ANUS PREPARED
>>13154840I'm not really into Breeding, I can understand the appeal but it just does absolutely nothing for me.
>>13154887>cahoots with Jessydo you think this is all some kind of conspiracy plan or something
>>13154892WHAT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?OR TOMORROWWHAT TIME IS IT WHERE YOU LIVE
I'd my pony waifu in a cheerleaders outfit...
>>13154906>not thanking someone who wishes you well
>>13154884it's not a fetish.it's healthy to want affection mixed in with your sex.
>>13154917>implying it isn't>>13154923When enough coincidences occur, you begin to realize it's not coincidental at all.
>>13154862That sounds really nice, here's a link in exchangehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BsntE_Q5UA>>13154887That doesn't sound like a pony request to me, can you please reword that anon?
>>13154914We should really conduct studies on little girls so we can understand them better.
>>13154922That's legit.Still surprised no one took up the reins.
>>13154926Today for me. The 28th.
>>13154887Go away
>>13154939>When enough coincidences occur, you begin to realize it's not coincidental at all.LET ME GET THE TIN FOIL READY!IT'S TIME FOR HATS!
>>13154933But those aren't ponies. And why are Pinkie's breasts coming out of her gut?
>>13154939I wish you were my next door neighbor so I could hit you
>>13154949Nathan pls go
>>13154398so now i dont have to draw it
stop responding
>>13154945That's because it's not. I just want you to know that I'm on to your shit like a fat kid to Twinkies.
>>13154933>tfw no other human is as perfect as her
>>13154970futa rr x futa rosemary?
>>13154970what are you working on right now?
>>13154842Derpy is faking it. When she orgasms her eyes go straight.
>>13154952Happy anniversary of escaping death.
>>13154979
>>13154892Happy Birthday! I wish I'd known or I would have drawn you something. You're the only one who drew me something on my Birthday. Who's your favorite pony? <3
>>13154972OKAY
>>13154970You could draw it anyway, and have somebody non-futa doing the inflating.
>>13154933I'd do more than waifu her in that outfit.
>>13154955Every time you tell me to leave, I stay for another year.>>13154956We TF2 now?>>13154962I wish everyone was my next-door neighbor so I could set fire to their house.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13155026girls only
>>13155002>best anything>in that outfit
>>13154993Ladies, am I right, fellas?
>>13155002God damn I love it when girls eat burgersGilda would eat burgers
>>13155021>We TF2 now?I don't think the server updated yet
>>13154976>I'm on to your shitI didn't know you were into scat, anon.Oh well, I'm gonna go draw tiny birthday horses.
>>13155038For fuck's sake, even I don't care about him anymore.>>>/mlp/
>>13155026W-Which one?
>>13155006It's not the apple horse, no sir!>>13154999It hasn't been easy, I'll tell you what.
>>13155060quit responding ya knucklehead
>>13155002Isn't that Meghan McCarthy as an Equestria Girl?
>>13155060Well we all are. I mean, why would we like your art otherwise?
>>13155073Applejack that hand isn't even possible
>>13155076Respond to who?
>>13155026http://mlpg.co/art/src/1377652855203.png
>1 am>work at 9OH NONOT AGAIN
>>13155070Twily, you're an alicorn. You can find a way to do them all at once.
Celestia Quest resuming in a little less than 19 hours.
>human Dash will never squeeze your head between her thighs
>>13155076But it's funny watching namefags fuck with her.Same thing happens with rch and her asking him how much he cums on his toys.
>>13155070A recent declaration of the CMC declared their virginities were held in common propertyThe first time an Anon hears this, the radio begins quavering "IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVERYOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS"It's gonna be a rough few years in Ponyville.
>>13154990>>13154992at the moment? nothing, im being lazyi should pick up my tablet though
>>13154952wha's your favorite pony
>>13155108that's plenty of time for sleep
>>13155108Nigger, I've stayed here until 3 am before and have work at 6 am. Get on my level.
>>13154993This one is still my favorite.
