Previous Thread>>13142103
I like pank.
>>13147683REALLY ISAACFUCKING REALLY
>>13147663
>>13147683I'd like to come over for a nice brunch or something
Dash's wingpits
THAT PONY IS A VERY THIRD BEST PONYbut she needs to step it up in s4 if she doesn't want to be relegated to 4th best
>>13147683She hardly even lives there, what mess was there to clean?
>>13147709mito pls
>>13147709uhlel
>>13147709>forgetting to delete the subject field
>>13147709Way to reveal samefag statusokay everyone, abandon thread!
>>13147709>didn't delete the subject fieldFUCKING BEEF MCWELLINGTON
>>13147713Her dildoes
>>13147709MOVE THE MARKER
>>13147663>>13147709OP here, that's not me.
>>13147709>implying deleting does anythingIt only furthers your shame
>>13147742
>>13147731
Jesus Christ where did everybody go?Fucking post some random pics or something.
>>13147756>>13147742>>13147737>>13147726>>13147724>>13147721>>13147716>>13147719_____________ _______________________________________________________________________________ ____________________
>>13147796As long as the faggots stay in the last thread, I don't mind.
So what happened with the down with molestia thing?Did it finally died as the expected?
>>13147796
I think mewball is shitposting again.
>>13147821What?
>>13147821Fuck off NBS, you are worse than any kind of cancer I've ever encountered
>>13147844Does the name NBS ring a bell?
>>13147821NBS please.
>>13147848Not reallyall of you named shitposters kinda blend together
>>13147827It didn't crash and burn. It never even left the hangar.
>>13147841i dont even know what is happening
>>13147846No. I promised to stay, and vacations can stop me for only so long. Not after you all thinking you "le defeated les baitmaster". I refuse to let you go on living in a delusion. It's time for reality.>>13147850>filename related>>13147863Eh, I don't blame you. I left for a while.Biggest mistake of my life.
>>13147827Everyone on board realized it was a futile effort
This place sucks. I'm going to go write.
>>13147827Of course. The movement itself was a joke, the only thing that kept it running were the people who were pissed off by it. As soon as they lost interest in raging about it it completely disappeared within a few days.
>>13147882Do tellI like reading
>>13147882Your fanfics are awful, Dash
>>13147878>partyWhat a slut.
>>13147885also sidelined by the VMAs
>>13147696I guess so.>>13147702Don't be surprised to hear a bunch of pots and pans banging and clattering before she comes out with a simple cold cucumber and daisy sandwich.>>13147713Exactly the same thing she was thinking before she started cleaning.
>>13147875Can't you go be a cripple somewhere else?
it's meI'm the elder shitposterI'm also all the contributors as welland I'm sethI'm also eddie murphyand I'm doing it all on a dozen PCs with individual business fiber connections
>>13147905leth pls
>Wake up>You are a little fillyWhat do?
>>13147878I WANT TO EAT THAT RARITY'S PUSSY ALL NIGHT
>>13147888It's just a quest update. Maybe if I stop being lazy.
>>13147921touch my cock
>>13147921Scream and panic
>>13147882I can't find the post where it says that writing is just as hard as art, so I'll just say good luck.Good luck.>>13147902>remembering tiny details>mfw>>13147905There can be only one.
>>13147902Just hide his posts. He will get bored after a few hours of samefagging so it looks like people are replying and piss off
>>13147932cocks dont lay eggs silly you'd need to find the chickens
>>13147930Okay then, have fun with that
>>13147921Become some sort of child prodigy I guess
>>13147921Talk to the cute boys in school. If they're taken I will make them mine
I'm impressed that literally everything looks good on her. I can see why she's a model.
>>13147921Stick things in my new horse vagina.
>>13147949You don't seem very enthusiastic, anon.
>>13147942Boredom never stopped me.Samefagging is a concept unknown to me.Hiding is a coward's way out.>>13147921Get acquainted with my hooves.
>>13147955you have very low standards
>>13147955I have no idea what this is.
>>13147921Have exploratory lesbian sex with Sweetie Belle
>>13147955that white doesn't really fit hermake it green
>>13147958You do not possess one of those.
>>13147955Link to the gaem?
>>13147938Being brain-damaged is a pretty big detail.
REMEMBERCLICK "HIDE POST"UNCLICK "MAKE STUB"CLICK "APPLY"
>>13147979get a horse vagina made with magicthen stick things in it
>>13147961Because once I reach my age again I'm back to being an idiotbut by damn I'll be a smart filly
Daily reminder that there's only 87 days till season 4Are your bodies ready?
Twilight wants you to sleep over and help her understand the concept of love
>>13147985And report.
>>13147979How can I be a little filly if I don't have a vagina?
>>13148023sorry for what?
>>13147977Like so?>>13147972>>13147981http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends-2&id=7401Surprisingly decent dress up game.
>>13148032the tease
>>13148032our daddies told us not to be afraid of our futadicks
>>13148023>don't look>pulling it aside deliberately
>>13148039oh
>>13148036Can they be naked this is a deal breaker
>>13148023>censoring it
>>13148036>pop-up Smurfs 2 ad>close it>unskippable inline adFUCK YOU ADBLOCK WHY DO I KEEP YOU AROUND
>>13148054>not having noscript
>>13148047No
>>13148043
>jalm>drawingtop lel
>>13148067Of course you'd think that, being fundamentally broken.
>>13148104What is that even in response to?
>>13148109You're a big boy. Figure it out on your own.
what a silly colt
>>13148141>your anus will never be ready for SB's 8"
>>13148141Your drawing them in human poses and that leads to dangerous things
8=D
This is a shitpost
>>13148163EVERYTHING IS SHITPOSTS
>>13147878I WOULD READ WITH THAT TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>13148168I'm die.
>>13148168that is amazing
>>13148163Hello ND, still arting?
>>13148160Whatever you say, cripple.Try not to drool everywhere.
>>13148168>hind legs have fetlocks>fore legs don't
>>13148080woah now
>>13148213this makes no sense at all
>>13148173y es you got it right>>13148189>2068>artinghonhonhon what do you take me for, man? A COOL kid?
>>13148168I've never seen this movie.
>>13148213That's actually kinda disturbing
>>13148168http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5VeLCMr1kE
>>13148212What you believe is none of my concern, gimp.
>>13148250>weeblsWhat is this, 2006?
>>13148036Jesus christ, this is lewd.
>>13148240Reminds me of transhumanism.Except not as awesome.
>>13148276Well ain't she a qt.
>>13148276Why would you make her so lewd?
>>13148272So you're projecting.
>>13148141yeah YEAH! Rape him! RAPE HIM GOOD
>>13148297Except that's what I said.
>>13148272>Custom RoboMah Nigga
>>13148276Cute lewd is best lewd.
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/239/8/7/sunset_shimmer_from_mlp__9_sdcc_edition_by_andypriceart-d6jzmpf.jpg!!!1!vvvvvvvvvvvvv!!
>>13148320You don't know me, do you?
>>13148325SLUT SLUT SLUIT
>>13148236Nd quit shitposting. more draws when?
http://derpibooru.org/412544
>>13148325>dat face>dem shorts>dat everythingThe time has come and so have I.
>>13148328why is she reading a book about iron maiden
>>13148276She's not for lewd anon.She s for adorable.
>>13148235>>13148240so you didn't see edward scissorhands i take it
>>13148351i still think snips would be a little chubblebutt when older
>>13148329Nope, just saw the image and it brought back some good memories.
>>13148351im so sick of seeing this shit
>>13148328>There is more than one of everything>Crisis of Infinite Equestrias>Who was Megan?Cute, but is it some kind of compulsion for Price to stick in as many references per panel as humanly possible?
>>13148377Oh I've seen itStill disturbing though
r-r-r-r-r-r-requests
>>13148399>im ... shit
>>13148411Mothpone
>>13148399Sick of seeing you mewball. Faggot.
Ha ha, time for ponuts!
>>13148411Rainbow dash doing a flip!
>>13148411creampuff
>>13148351That's a pretty generous estimate for Snips and Snails.
>>13148425I don't want to draw fetish.
>>13148411Cherilee being tackle hugged by goopony CMC
>>13148436>Anonymous pretending to be other anonymousOh, you
>>13148439In all seriousnessPlease fuck off. Flinging shit does not contribute to the quality of the threads, in fact it achieves the opposite effect.
>>13148411Rarity kissing Celestia
>>13148439Oh, and sentenal too. Fuck that guy for getting rid of my quest.
>>13148168>90s reference jokeYESSSSSSSSS this is what i live for
>>13148411Sweetiebelle not understanding basic concept of the functioning of the world and society.
>>13148436so draw it qt
>>13148439We were never your friends.
>>13148463>90s reference jokeKids these days. They don't know.
>>13148463>90s referenceBut...Say Anything was 1989
>>13148425who?
>>13148454See? If you're the guy who said we were niggas for the Custom Robo pic, that's the bullshit backstabbing I put up with.>>13148462>pretending to be meI'm fine with him removing my quest. I hate that fucker and nobody uses his site.>>13148476Edgy.
>>13148036Make way for queen radical.
>>13148463that car is fucking radical
>"I'm hungry...wanna go grab something to eat?"
>>13148467Why dont you ask your faggot friend mewball to draw it for you.
>>13148484
>>13148504Didn't we just eat?
>>13148489It's not edgy if it's true.We were sick of having you around. The Jessy drama was just the straw that broke the camel's back.You're kind of insufferable to be around.
>>13148504oh gosh is this like a date
>>13148504Sure. Anything in mind?
>>13148522Well, riddle me this.Can you prove it? You've leaked conversations of mine, leak some of yours, if you're man enough.
>>13148439>when Jessy said something really autistic and I called her out on itYou mean when your friend zone article made the cover of this magazine?
>>13148236Actually, yes, I recall you being quite cool.
>>13148504Sounds good.How's Chinese sound?
>>13148504Theres this really good salad bar 2 blocks from my house.They make smoothies, too.
>>13148523>"Wait, you wanna go on a date with me?"
>>13148513>big muscly ponyN-no thanks...
>>13148561...yes?
>>13148547Yes, precisely.
>>13148489>If you're the guy who said we were niggas for the Custom Robo picI am not
>>13148561Well, we do get along, whats the harm in giving "us" a shot?
>>13148573Ah, okay.
>>13148380fuck off fatfag. just because a kid is fat doesnt mean he stays fat his entire life.
>>13148561Of course
>>13148572You're laughably pathetic.
>>13148561Frankly I just want to fuck you.
>>13148540No one wants you here,no one likes you here, you aren't welcome here.
>>13148586eh, design preferences
>>13148594No, Anon. YOU are the entertainment.>>13148599So you can't prove it and you're just being an edgy fuck.
euphoric friendzone
rainbow dash's smoky, smoky vagina
>>13148586But chubby colts/stallions are adorable.
RAINBOW DASH NEEDS YOUR HELP.
>>13148582>"Well, I just wanted to get something to eat, man. I don't like you like that, dude."
>>13148562Don't pay attention to that anon, its just SB forcing poeple to draw his shitty oc. He's just butthurt no one likes his fetish.
out of curiosity, how many people are going to try for /fit/'s oct's coming up in a few hours?
>>13148616That wasn't me.But he's right.
>>13148631what's going o- what is that on her butt
>>13148631What with?
>>13148630post one cute chubby colt that isn't snips or that fat kid nobody can decide a name for.
>>13147663I prefer pank with titties.http://orgymania.net/tittytime/
>>13148631is that an amplifier over her horse vagina to amplify her queefs?
>>13148643I don't know who's rusing who anymore.
>>13148631Is she having a colonoscopy exam? Is it like some homemade thing?
>>13148638Oh, alright, no big deal. You're fun to be around either way.
>>13148658>titty timemah nigga
>>13148638Fine. But if you won't give me a shot, then you gotta pay your half of the bill this time
>>13148616>edgy I'm not even that anon you asked for proof but I digress. If I wanted to be edgy I would have said something gratituously unnecessary and incendiary. But like I said people do not like you end of story.
>>13148658>Titty TimeGod that gets me hard every time.
>>13148657But I find them both cute
>>13148673I like women stacked with great hips and tits, and good lord that artist has that in spadesSometimes the labiofacial choices they make are a little weird.
>>13148324who is this artist? google search isnt giving me shit
>>13148683If you can't prove it, it's not true. If it's not true and a cunt move, it's edgy.
>>13147921Look at self in mirror.Am I a unicorn? fuckyeah.jpgAm I a pegasus? okay.gifAm I a mudhorse? bleach.png
>>13148647>>13148660>>13148664It's just a fan.She's hot.
>>13148647>>13148649>>13148660>>13148664IT'S A FAN. SHE HAS CLUMSILY INSTALLED A FAN TO COOL HER SCORCHING HORSEBITS. CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING TO DO TO PROVIDE FURTHER RELIEF?
>>13148660>is that an amplifier over her horse vagina to amplify her queefs
>>13148702Carnifex
>>13148702carniscorner.tumblr.com
>>13148706EARTH PONIES CAN'T DIE ON EQUESTRIAN SOIL
>>13148708What's got her all warm on her butt? Maybe I can be of assistance?
>>13148690>scissorswhat is his special talent and how is he a worthwhile addition to the apple family?
>>13148690thats because you're a faggot
>>13148723that guy is so dumb
>>13148640That's the only picture of him I have that wasn't drawn by SB so who else is he "forcing" to do it?
>>13148708
>>13148682>"Okay, how's this. Let's have a race to the Chinese restaurant down the road. If you win, I'll go on a date with you. Now, if I win..."
>Scootaloo twerking for Sweetiebelle>Scootaloo making a "Doesn't give a fuck" face>Sweetiebelle making a "Not sure if want" face
>>13148750READYSETGO
>>13148750...if you win...?
>>13148732Cutting hair.Free haircuts, and he makes Apple Bloom happy.
>>13148723>headcanon
>>13148708I'll just blow on her butt to cool it down.
>>13148759
>>13148750she is so fat that her gut spills over her hindlegs
>>13148750Hey, I thought you said you weren't interested in me that way.
>>13148732he can cut things
>>13148750Deadleg!123GO!
>>13148658>he doesn't fuck the hot dragon chick>nor the dragonfuck this comic
>>13148759>shipping Scootabelle
I want to do pony's bidding
>>13148703There's more than enough proof in this thread that shows people want you gone. Just look at the response you're getting. It's pretty obvious so if I were you I would I'd go kick rocks,or at least drop this charade because it is so embarrassing for you to be this butthurt over someone telling you she's not interested on the internet months after the fact
>>13148723back when fanart was goodback when all of this MEANT SOMETHING
>"With these babies, your pants will be down quicker than you can say cherry chimmychanga"
>>13148811Pony will hypnotize you
>>13148829Jokes on you, I wasn't wearing any pants.
>>13148798i think that may be in another chapter>the one with the cosplayers and the other one with the christmas displaymotherfucking UNF
>>13148829Dash! How did you know I have a thing for girls in glasses?!
>>13148831>tfw hypnotism fetish
>>13148818>implying I liked JessyI'm not into cows.As for the responses, it's because they are desperate for ammunition to use against me and get Jessy in bed.
>>13148759>maymays
>>13148829Fuck off Dash, girls with glasses aren't hotthey just hide your pretty eyes
>>13148831yesI will do as my beautiful grey master saysI am ready
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpQ3bWxAgooSHOW US YOUR PONY DANCE
>>13148765>"You'll be my slave for a week."
>>13148848
>>13148866Deal!
>>13148866Why do you want me to be your slave...?
>>13148859
>>13148848>girls with glasses aren't hot>they just hide your pretty eyes
>>13148866Do I have access to your hamper if I lose?
>>13148866You know what? I think I'll just pay the bill.
>>13148866Oh boy! I can't wait to pick cotton and tobacco.
>>13148857Pony wants many muffins and bellyrubs Chop chop
>>13148890>sweaty asshole
>>13148890>It's really small.
>>13148829> your pants will be down quicker than ...
I just got an offer to draw for Slipshine
>>13148918Who?
>>13148918so?
>>13148927Porn webcomics.
>>13148918you're not even GGbut just in case, gonna need that gay Muschio
>>13148892>"Oh, okay?">"...">"But seriously, let's go dude, I'm starving!"
>>13148918Cool. You going for it?
>>13148914>>13148829>Dash puts on glasses>The speed of your pants falling makes a tiny sonic blast
sex with punchhorse
I want requests!Requests involving Twilight Sparkle!
GG isn't actually here
>>13148971
>>13148971unf
>>13148985Twilight Sparkle being kicked off the show by the other five
>>13148985Twilight Sparkle crying, knowing that she's the worst.
>>13148985Twilight Sparkle beaten up by Bon Bon.
>>13148971It would be violent and rough yet full of emotion
>>13148985Twilight eating ice cream sexually.
>>13148995>>13148998>>13149003y'all niggaz are mah niggaz
I just got an offer to touch a ponut
>>13148971anal sex?
>>13149003I'm going to need to give you some kind of nickname since you keep insisting that I waifu Bonbon.Maybe AnonBon
>>13149018>our faces when
>>13148988Weaver died in 1997everyone since is just an anon that has taken on the wonderful burden of being him
>>13148846>>13148703>>13148683
>>13149038>not Bonona
>>13149040buti wanted to be the guys from The Reward
>>13149044Only the first two are me, and I'm not sentenal. I'm not a complete sack of shit.>>13149058Explain to me what that is? I've never heard of it.
>>13149044I'm guessing you're the sentenal hateanon.As autistic as sentenal may be, he's not actually that bad. He's not that different from anyone else in the threads. What you need to do is make some kind of super autism post so that we can screencap it and repost it forever
>>13149041>You will never become GG for a day, allowing you ample time to copy the stash and giving you ample time to draw anything you want in his style with his own wit
>>13149058sorry we're out of the guys from The Reward
>>13149038>AnonBon>BonBon wears a suit and a green facemask
>>13149038that name sucksjustfloat away little butterflyfloat away
>>13149075You're worse.
>>13149038Pfffffft.I didn't even think you were the guy who waifus Bon Bon but it turned out to be NoHooves after all.
>>13149075>HE>HAS>NEVER>SEEN>THE>REWARDKill yourself, then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkAYze6ae18
>>13148998
What if Sentenal Hateanon is actually Sentenal
>>13149083>Become GG>Email myself stash>Spend literally all day drawing fetish art>Draw some sappy FinessxMuschio stuffI could die happy
>>13149097Maybe.>>13149111The trips command that I must watch this!
>>13149092All time favorite movie. Pleasant surprise when Cosmo streamed it.>>13149108No seriously give me requests that doesn't involve my waifu getting beat up
futa sex with punchhorse
>>13149156but no one asked for bonbon being beaten up
>>13149083>be GG for a day>draw shit tons of lewd monstergirls>mostly Caimon>zebra twins fucking monster girls>aural creampie>upload stash to drop box>have sex with MLPG>have sex with MT>finish all unfinished projects
>>13149156Fine. A tiny Twilight Sparkle reading those tiny books that you have to magnify to read normally.
Punch horse has a concussion fetish.
>>13149156well my favorite band did the soundtrack so downloading and watching it was something I had to do.
>>13149195pffft
>>13148990You like athletic girls don't you xieril
>>13149161>>13149195s top pls
>>13149195>not a temporary death fetish
>>13149181>mostly Caimon
>>13149181pfffft
>>13149220Disregard that I suck cocks!
>>13149220i'm sorry ndbut she's just too hotand that first pic you drew of her has me fixated on her taut athletic butt
>>13149220how about sweaty sparring with punch horse and afterwards ice cream with punch horse
>>13148918I hear it's kind of neat, and meeting the other artists help, even past douche "networking"
>>13149210Kinda? I mean I like someone mostly for their personality instead of just looks.
>>13149220I'M SORRY ENDIIIT CONTINUES
>>13149220Would you rather her have a fetish for the taste of her own blood?
>>13148918oh my god do it.Just don't sell your soul or integrity.
sweaty smelly sex with punchhores
>>13149084>JoshI'll just leave this here again
>>13149256I can't be getting a boner from this
>>13149268>>13149244guys pls no boners
>>13149268Two competing scents. Who's odor will win out?
>>13149282He was already getting handsome in the later episodes of Drake and Joshthey had to make him less of a loser in the show because of it I bet
>>13149282please don'tEvery time I see my reflection I am compelled to punch myself in the face for being such a fat loser
>>13149325In all seriousness cold exposure alone has made me lose 25 pounds.
>>13149244Sounds like fun
I'm assuming we're ded because veveryone is masturbating to the thought of sex with punch horse
>>13149293Yeah, I think that was the caseHe was still a doofus even if he wasn't quite the loser, though
>>13149349not meI finished a few moments ago
>>13149349I like punch horse, but I can't find anything fappable about punch horse.
>>13149349I'm only thinking about ittrying not too masturbate so often now that I've got a girlfriend
>>13149342brb moving to Alaskanaked
>>13149349No, mate. She's not wearing flannel.
>>13149347it's not fun until SOMEONE draws it
>>13149385Don't. It's fucking balls up here.
sex with princess celestia pretending to be a father figure
>>13149408>implying I can read that
>>13149408It would be nice if I could tell what those said
>>13149349>Your OC will never be so popular with MLPG they constantly post fetish talk about it
>>13149368Nanaki pls
>>13149418Frued pls
>>13148004> Daily remindereveryday there are 87 days left
>>13149435All you have to do is draw her a lotAnd she has to actually be a pony and not some fetish abomination
>>13149418>"Son, I know just how to help you work out those kinks from PLAYING SPORTS. My old man used to do the same for me. Just relax and close your eyes..."I don't like this
>>13149115>not sappy Muschio x Finesse x Babrakus
>>13149435You'd have to camwhore, most likely, so be thankful you didn't stoop that low.
>you will never donkey punch Butterfly>she'll never squirt all over you as the ringing in her ears brings her over the edge>you'll never cuddle with her while holding an ice pack on her head>she'll never murmur out an "I love ya so much,Anon." as she finally starts getting her bearings back
>>13149410It'll only be until all the fat falls off of meThen I'll sprint to Montreal, plow some French-Canadian whores, punch a feminist and go back home
>>13149435I wish people constantly posted fetish talk about Caimon
>>13149475Caimon isn't pony though
>>13149462I like Babrakus and all, but I don't know about all thatmaybe
>>13149480What's your point, stranger?
>>13149475>your favorite Monstergirl will never share your fetish
>>13149475They do
>>13149462that's silly anonthere is some finnie x babrakus though
>>13149347>'Want a slice of pizza, chump? Ya gotta fight me for it.'
>>13149474No, seriously. It has a high suicide rate for a reason.
>>13149482There'd be some NTR in thereit'd be hot
>>13149509>ntr>hot
>>13149504But I paid for it!
>>13149501ggpls
>>13149516Yes. NTR is very hot.
Yo anon, what's up with you and your fetishes?
>>13149501Give me the FinessexMuschio, GGalso the gay Muschio
>>13149385Not quite like that. Well kind of, I have the A/C on ARCTIC.I mean you should take cool showers, specially focusing behind your shoulders. Keep a bowl or bucket of cool water to dip and hold your hands or feet in. Exercise in pools.Basically any time you force your body to maintain a healthy body temperature expends a LOT of calories. Keeping moving in a pool alone forces Michael Phelps (and every other professional swimmer) to eat so many goddamn calories every training day.As for the hands and feet thing, basically you have reactive blood vessels in both your hands and feet (and face, but that's hard to expose adequarely). They work as radiators for the rest of your body. Without a vacuum they'll close up if they're TOO cold (which is why your hands get pale or blue if you're really, really cold), but room-temprature or cool water will chill your blood slightly.There's also running in the winter, but shit, it's still late August.
>>13149480What if monsterpony
>>13149534No it isn't.
Alright MLPG, time to confess.Which MLPG posts do you have hung on your wall / cubicle / locker / whatever?For me, this one (one of many)
>>13149549Yes it is.
>>13149528What the fuck is that used for?Learning how to punch babies?
>>13148036You know, this gives me an idea for a little drawfag challenge.All they have to do is make an outfit for their favorite main 6 character, and then make a drawing with it.It should preferably be humanized, but it can be pony if they want.
>>13149504Aw man
>>13149561But it's not.
>>13149535I like pregnant women and impregnating women. It's sexy, it's almost spiritual.And good god I like big women with big hips and big hips. They're good for dancing against and holding during the heat of passion.What, are you fucking surprised, GABE?
>>13149562I believe the photo is upside-down.
You guysssssss pls
>>13149535I feel comfortable around ghetto black people, they really love white people.I'd explain what a fetish was, explain mine and detail, explain the tree of fetishes, and some beginner fetishes I'd recommend to them all in a 30 minute powerpoint.They'd be fucking blown away, let me tell you.
>>13149562I think you're supposed to staple it to the ceiling.
>>13149569But it is.
>>13149577> not using EXPOSE SPOILERS flag
>>13149580quiet, we're talking about your oc
>>13149580GET THAT LEWD WORKING
>>13149557>didn't even ask how it worksIf he killed himself it was for nothing
>>13149605Did punchhorse ever get anything besides that futa pic?
>>13149587Being the cause of black people reacting funnily to things is the best feeling ever
Shining Armor and Cadance are the worst things to ever happen to the show and the fact that not only is Hasbro pushing up them rather then playing them down, but that the fandom and MLPG is eating them up like candy makes me hate all of you
>>13149618No that I know of
>>13149593>OH MAN HE'S PINK SO HE'S GAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE! XDDDDDDDDDD>>>/mlp/
>>13149593bahahahaha
>>13149587They don't look 'ghetto,' though they do look like it's an all-black school. You might have to explain jargon or explain carefully what "unf" means.Maybe shy away from horses specifically but say mythological creatures are kind of sexy. Fucking dragon wenches, man.
>>13149618>futa punchhorseinto the fucking trash it goes
>>13149566w-what's happening hereyou can't punch things with your butt!
>>13149622Fucking right? I love it.
>>13149593>packed outunf
>>13149535>Gabenevery time!
>>13149643i refreshed the captcha until something fitting came up
>>13149593I would homosex with that dragon.
>>13149640She's laying in bed and her gloves are blocking the GENITALS THAT ENDII CAN'T DRAW
>>13149618LINK IT
>>13149629I agree with what you're saying but can you not shitpost it, no one is going to listen to it like this.
>>13149661No, it's nasty.
>>13149622>>13149642A friend of mine and I were walking down the street at one of those fairs/festivals. We managed to find BACON ON A STICK, with a dipping cup of chocolate sauce and maple syrup.A black guy noticed this, popped a brow - "Is that ...""Yes, Bacon on a Stick."His expression is the epitome of "Fucking white people, man." He laughed until we were at least two blocks off.
>>13149531it may or may not be ntr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLDbOJnb9Mtop lel
>>13149657sOBS
>>13149666Good point.
>>13149669> decide to "make them a girl" with many furious poundings> GG wins, the end
>>13149676Pleaseno
>>13149676>not drawing more coreygg pls
>>13149676gg pls post the Finnie x Babrakus ntr on the sub
>>13149689are you drinking right now?should i drink with you
>>13149672come onI'll post any pony you want in return
heyPinkie Pie stomping grapespls
>>13149618Maybe Jailbait will draw more of it... oh wait.RIP ;_;7
>>13149700>not drawing more corey>morebut I've never drawn corey to begin with you dummy
PinkDewPiw
>>13149709http://bloominjaybee.tumblr.com/post/55933028555/sorry-endii
Pick a pony
>>13149719He meant to say CaimonDraw more Caimon
>>13149731Princess Luna
>>13149738no I most certainly did not>>13149719and you know what I mean, don't try to fuckin play, bro
Filly Twilight comes home excited and shows this to you.What do?
>>13149751>brony princess immediatelyJust as expectedf rom bronies.
I WANT TO FUCK RAINBOW DASH
>>13149727>that expression>that physique>those abs>that dick>implied semen consumptionboners are now TWICE as efficient
>>13149731Bon Bon
>>13149762ponut inspectionto, uh, make sure she didn't, um....steal any books from school...yeah
>>13149762Order her Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
>>13149762Buy everything she's interested in, provided it's not just straight-up candy.I wonder what the fuck Rachel Ray's cook book is doing in that age bracket, but hey.
>>13149731Rarity
>>13149789That's a bit too large for me as dicks go, but maybe it's perspective
Pick a location
>>13149777
>>13149814Rarity
>>13149814My bedroom
>>13149814between Creampuff's flexing buns
>>13149814Ponyville's gay bar.
>>13149727unf
>>13149819Wat, crazy double posting.
>>13149755Did you mean CORI?
>>13149220Just letting you know endii I dont think punch horse is for sexual, I would love to see her fight baddies. It would be so cool.
Pick a verb
>>13149873why not fight the baddies sexually?
>>13149887Sexualizing.
>>13149888unf
>>13149887steaming
>>13149814Canterlot's finest eatery
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Polyle/225582/Gnomeromancer-Gideon>all that broken anatomy
>>13149827>unf
>>13149891I don't think punch hirse wants sexual
>>13149809it looks pretty enormous in her handOrdinarily I wouldn't mind smaller, but I think it looks good on this beefy humanization
MLPGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8nnOWGy_xQ
>>13149888but that's a human hand
>>13149913what if it wasn't up to her?
Can't go through an entire thread without talking about dicks
>>13149934
>>13149936GG plsPunch horse isn't PB
>>13149916Yeah, it's not even "ugh it's so much biigggerr than meee ;_;," I don't really get that wayIt just looks like something no one would really want to have; it's not going to be useful for penetrative sex or anything but a coat hanger.
>>13149913That just makes it hotter.
>>13149349athletic women are hot to me but>womens boxinglol no thanks
>>13149940Blame SB and his shit fetish.
There's the Rarity, on route to her office.There's the Rarity, selling some quills>Hello darling!
>>13149940I remember once wondering if we could go through an entire thread without mentioning "apples"have times changed?
>>13149958I like women in MMAEspecially when the fights are completely one-sidedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0HvPb2nXZA
>>13149950>you will never catch a goblin trying to rob your hoard>you will never capture a goblin and enjoy the view as your minions take turns on her>you will never fuck her last>she will never make off with your treasure while you and your minions are in post-coital bliss
Is it time?
>>13149948> LE PONE DREAMWORKS FACEPlease noThat shrivels my penis
>>13149981times have changed. Everything is about the drawfags, and the drawfags love drawing penises.
>>13149956sure, but I don't often burden myself with such concepts unless it's really extremeit's not a stretch to imagine being her female partner with enough "volume" for her to fit in comfortably~
>>13149948
>>13149995Never
>So like>Princess Luna was walking one day or something>And she arrived at Rarity>But it was all steamy because of the heat>Scorcher today>And nothing happened>The end
>>13149948>Odd purple bean
>>13149994>you will never fuck PB with a whole horde worth of minion cum dripping from herdamn
>>13150019
>>13150011Nnnnno, not unless she distends which is not really my fetishReally that thing is pretty extreme, it's on the order of a Pringles can.
>>13149986i lost it when i saw the top fighter in womens MMA is a man who wears a wig and calls himself a transwoman.
I just want puff to bring me cocoa with his buttcheeks and then cuddle nonsexually
>>13150024nigga that was bad
>>13150046WELL I'M GOING TO PRETEND IT'S SMALLERBRB
>>13150053Holy shit please tell me you aren't jokingPlease
>>13150062>Puff will never pass you your glasses in the morning with his buns
Fetishes
>>13150024What a scorcher!
>>13150019B-But hyper anthro futa fetish
>>13150070its real anon. this is the world we live in now.
>>13150074Go away Princess #3.
>>13150090I'm so happy to live in this world, that's the funniest shit I've ever heard.WHY HAS NOBODY COVERED THIS
>>13150070http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/trans-fighter-fallon-fox-wins-unimpressively-video-142855590.html
>>13150007No thats just SB. Everyone followed because how fast he got popular and why mewball is constantly sucking that dick.
sex with fast horse
>>13150092
>>13150110sex with shy pony
>>13150107But It's such a nice big dickYou'd suck it too if you could
>>13150110sex with shrewd horse
>>13150130>5">nice and big
>>13150133sex with futa hobo horse
>>13150140>Implying he isn't 8"x6" master race Like me
>>13150130>implying a fat brony like SB is hungYou have issues anon.
>>13150155He isnt, and neither are you.
Personal question for you all:When did you last watched any MLP episode?
>>13150168the day after MMC first airedi just can't bring myself to watch horse ever since that horrible, horrible episode
>tfw only 7.62x51mm
>>13150147
>>13150168Some weeks ago, rewatched Magical Mystery CureIt's still a pretty cute episode
>>13150106this isn't the top fighter at allI've been flim-flammed
>>13150185>needing any more than that
>>13150188I LIKE IT
>>13150111I like you Celestia.
>>13150168I think the last one I watched was probably Sisterhooves Social or something. I usually watch 'em in streams after the initial viewing, otherwise it's just the same episode, you know?
>>13150168Last week I watched all of my favorite Rarity episodes Netflix. So I watched all of the Rarity episodes.
>>13150188this is all i ever wanted out of my drawing hobby. to be able to add dicks to pictures.
>>13150182i've watched MMC only, exclusively after it aired. watched it like 20 times, but i always pause it after true true friend ends. i also watched a dog and pony show in japanese
If SB was 8", he would have posted his cock long ago.
>>13150188Well I can tell based on that winking cunt of yours. Are you in season, or just horned up by my opposable thumbs?
>>13150185>not 7.92x57do you even penetrate
>>13150125I would still hit it
>Twilight visit's Rarity after hearing she had a bad business trip to Canterlot>She finds Rarity locked in her room. The place is a mess. Her mane is a mess. The mascara running down her face is a mess.>She's moaning about how some insignificant little detail wasnt absolutely perfect when she was exhibiting some of her designs to a prospective client and knows that she's ruined her reputation>She's shoveling down tub after tub of ice cream to feel better>Pinkie Pie as also there, doing the same>"Awww Pinkie. You heard Rarity wasn't feeling good so you came to make her feel better and hang out.">"......yes. Yes I am."
qtp2t
>>13150231>sadpanda filenameSB/Lamar pls go
>>13150168I saw Bird in the Hoof two weeks ago
Does anyone remember the scene (pre season 3) where Rarity says her own name like "Rarity!"
>>13150205
>>13150231Lemonpuffs is the only chubby pone I'm hot forthere I said it
>>13150228Get out of here you nazi
>>13150260Ticket Master
>>13150230> Rarity has no idea that even high fashion artists in Canterlot aren't nearly as exacting as her
>>13150264are you not happy?
>>13150264No, I am just saying it.I don't know why I did.Bye.
>>13150260She calls herself Widdle Wawity in Over a Barrel
>>13150270tfw 7.3ohh right~
>>13150264I like you enough that I asked your guard to deliver you some flowers....Didn't you get them?
>>13150284
WUB WUB WUB
>>13150285no, not that, she says it loud and excitedly. will watch Ticket Master to scout it out. >>13150273
>>13150310It's when Rarity is giving Twilight a makeover in her boutique
>>13150278>>13150301
>>13150270You mean my dick, or the size?7.1", so just barely
>>13150307the night shall last forever
>>13150293>>13150325Those aren't pics.
>>13150324this greentext would be dumb even if it wasn't greentext
>>13150270I'm out of townWhen I'm home with my DSLR I'll post mine on /unf/I promise
>>13150307Fine I'll hang out with you I guess, but know it definitely isn't because you're a suicidal whacko that's basically holding a gun to my head.What do you wanna do? Like, watch a movie inside or something? I don't wanna go out in public with you.
>>13150231i wonder where this weird style of tail dock came from. its like one guy did it and everyone copied him.
>>13150268>you will never be sandwiched between a fat Puffs and a buff Puff
>Nathan
>>13150332That didn't go so well last time, so
hello im scott manley and today im breathing helium
>you will never spend over a thousand dollars building a PC for a drawfag you're stalking
>>13150355I never thought I'd be so cruel, but reallyThat fucker NEEDS a nose job
>>13150355I have to say, he did go up a few points with the beardbut he needs to shave the mustache
>>13150268You plebeian shit
>>13150355>Henchman 21 grows a moustache
>>13150355>The face of Autism
>>13150363____________________________________________________:^)____________________________________________________
>>13150373Wait shit I take it backthat one's good too
>>13150355>Anon
>>13150363Duna or bust.
>>13150378No, that's the face of autism. I'm betting my money the two look very much alike though.
>>13150355>neckbeardshave that god damn.
>>13150391are we being /soc/
>>13150400>>>13150391
>>13150391>dat chin
>>13150382That's rightFucker
>>13150373isis that my name on the card
>>13150359>HotballsanonThat doesn't sound familiar.
>>13150110unf
>>13150414I'm sorry ;-;
>>13150341
>>13150399
>>13150428Come hug me anon
>Reposting shitty pictures from last nightpls stop
>>13150309
>>13150406i like to see what mlpg looks likesomeone make a soc thread. i have already fapped to gypsymagic. i would fap to others if more was posted.
>>13150420he's a guy that has unnaturally warm balls
>>13150444Goddamn kolechians. Can't keep a border station open when they're around.
Is the yanitor goen?
>>13150447Hey kraut why you delete your thread on the sub? I thought you were changing.
>>13150461isn't that a bad thing
>>13150341>not going out in public with pony>Going to the movies>Everyone is giving the two of you long double takes>Little kids keep trying to pet her but their parents makes sure they don't get close and hurry them inside>Order a large popcorn for you two share>She sticks her huge snout right into the tub and munches like a feed bag
>tfw no ballsanon to save the hiatus
>>13150323this isn't the right one
>>13150438A movie's like a book, but with a story you can watch and h- oh my god, let's just watch one.I don't want to talk to you more than I have to.
>>13150453I...what?
>>13150476Yeah, they were almost steaming in the mornings. Weirdest thing.They were so warm at one point my girlfiend came in from the cold and pressed her ear against them to get the blood flowing again.
>>13150469it is still there, but it seems to disappear from time to time. the sub has been derping up lately.and i didn't make the post you linked
>>13150469NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTOPPLEASE ANON
Holy shit, it's finally here. It's finally happening.The final great war."A grim “urgent action memorandum” issued today from the office of President Putin to the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation is ordering a “massive military strike” against Saudi Arabia in the event that the West attacks Syria."http://www.eutimes.net/2013/08/putin-orders-massive-strike-against-saudi-arabia-if-west-attacks-syria/
>>13150481I miss his weird blonde hairs
>>13150414the things I'd do to her fat ass
>>13150488
>>13150489wow
>>13150418Yes
>>13150481The hiatus cannot be saved.Even when the show starts airing again nothing can be saved
>>13150506How did you even get a reference for this?
>>13150497The ride ends. Finally sweet release.
>>13150506Fine, I guuuueeeess.But uh, is that painting to scale? Just asking you know.
>>13150497>Anon prepares to draft dodge
>>13150524This is actually WWIII in the making.
>>13150453>>13150489
>>13150412>dat chinOnce upon a time ...
>>13150506G-Sphere is a fag.
>>13150453it's been a while since I've >felt to Roverit's a good feel
>>13150535You don't dodging shit in a future nuclear war.Enjoy your radiation. Everybody dies.
>>13150523Probably a mirror.
>>13150539I know. We will be free anon!
>>13150478Do you think Celestia would want extra butter on her popcorn?
>>13150550Ain't gonna happen.
>>13150497>>13150539If the world ended tonight I would give only 1 fuck
>>13150523I camped out in a horse stable behind one of the horse asses for a couple hours the other day
>>13150543it is so dangerous to touch that noble dog
>>13150549Been awhile since anyone drew Rover.
Butts.
>>13150571This is a hot sweet anger.
>>13150548Who?
>>13150577whoa
>>13150550Nukes have been waved around since the end of WW2nobody's stupid enough to launch a nuke, and it would take a large portion of a nuclear arsenal in the first place to get past missile shields.
>>13150497Here we go again
>>13150577Butts time? I'm down with that.
>>13150587draw more butts.
>>13150576Huh. You're right.Where's Klondike?
>>13150533
>>13150577That fattest of butts
nopony can control the symbiotes, nopony!
m-muh misanthropy
>>13150606What would I paint you?
>>13150584A brony who didn't know how to draw, now he's pretty good.
>>13150454>i have already fapped to gypsymagic.Why don't you jerk it to me anymore, Anon-kun?
>>13150606Kind of a boring muse.Got a... better pose?
>>13150577>>13150587Whoa!
>>13150593Please stop spouting horse shit. Once the west mobilizes and Russia joins in, China will immediately dive for their interests too.You know the only fucking way to stop the Chinese army? Using the nuclear arsenal. There is no other way to stop the wall of flesh and steel that will pour out of China.
>>13150605When's the last time Klondike posted?
>>13150497>>13150524/pol/ pls go
>>13150454I'd post my picture if a bunch of others did
>>13150605Klondike and BDF. They were pretty good with diamond dogs.
>>13150633>You know the only fucking way to stop the Chinese army?With our far superior machines and experience?
The board that called IT'S HAPPENING
>>13150577
>tfw don't care if annihilated in nuclear fireI'm going to rewatch Threads now
RARITY WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LOVE ME NOW. ALL OF THIS FOR HER. HOW CAN ANYONE REFUSE ME NOW?
>>13150633> stop spouting horse shitYou ... you do know what thread you're in, right?
>>13150633China isn't going to throw their whole army at the middle east over some sandniggers
>>13150635At least a few days ago, I'm pretty sure. Maybe more recently, but I'm not super good at spotting him anonymously when he doesn't do something like use Monsters U pictures
>>13150648You're right. It's a shame they're both ded now.
>>13150633Or there's always machine guns and artillery, like in Korea.
>>13150660>she's enjoying itthe unfest of all unfs
>>13150454>>13150642Someone tried to post their pics in an /ot/ thread in the stub.
>>13150662I want that plump ass on my dick right now.It's official, I gotta get a lady friend.
>>13150669do me a favor a post a picture of your upgrade window real quick
>>13150677BDF was here this morning but that shithead didn't draw anything.
>>13150671No, they'll throw it to the east.
>>13150669cant wait for this bullshit game to pass
>>13150669>tfw only 88 mil c/sNow Rarity will never love me.
>>13150631calm down anon, it's just a butt
>>13150653So our few million man army can apparently single handedly stave off China's 200 million man army.
>>13150628
>>13150468>remember the tribes edit>suddenly think about how the modern developers are so mediocre and waste so much potential>shit games everywhere;_;
>>13150699
>>13150704rose started a stram for him, but he didn't show up.was still fun though
>>13150669>Rarity reads newspaper>it is evident that she could care less
>>13150720Yes.
>>13150707Not soon. The creator is working hardSOON DUNGEONSGRANNIE EXPLORED DUNGEONS FOR COOKIES
>>13150736Did she stram another movie?
>Scootaloo doesn't have anyone to be mad at her in Ponyville confidentiallol
>>13150720>Single-handedlyHow about the might of NATO?If China has to mobilize all of their troops they're already fucked.also our navy and airforce are like 5 times theirs, which is what really matters
>>13150736RosexBDF confirmed
>>13150734what the heckwhy are your pointer upgrades so different from mine
>>13150724Show me your butt, woman!
>>13150730Wait, did that guy pump the gun, then check to see if there were rounds, and then cock it? That's not how it works! Also the reskin swap makes it pointless.
>>13150755she strammed a kung fu panda short and a cute french movie
>>13150747If that includes using the nuclear arsenal, then yes, I agree. Which will of course spark nuclear retaliation. Prepare for nuclear fire, anon. You can't stop it.
>>13150769Refresh you niggaREFRESH AND BASK IN THE MILK AND CATS
>>13150769Refresh.
>>13150769Refresh your window
>>13150765because he can draw just like her franco-belgian animes!
>>13150736>tfw gypsy completely beefed watching bear & mouse
>>13150758All they need to do is tell their umpteen billion people the Western devils are comingInstant panic, like jelly beans marching into an angry ant's nest
>>13150758NATO is going to be busy dealing with Russia and the middle east.Good luck.
>>13150773
>>13150774The pumping was for the grenade-launcher attachment.
>>13150736I'd like to stram some Blackadder sometime.
I wanna hug_ her.
>>13150720the fact that the US has a superior blue water navy alone is enough to equalize.
>>13150794>franco belgianI should slap you
>>13149755I know it's late but I really don't know what you meanI've never drawn Corey
>>13150774It was the grenade launcher.Still, everything on that .gif is wrong.
>>13150812please start to chronologically show us all episodes of the black vegetable
>>13150780Bullshit.Nothing's going to happen. Nothing EVER happens.
Total slave for donkey cocks!
>>13150812Rose draw ship.
>>13150801>NATO>Busy with Russia and the middle eastIsrael can pretty much wipe the floor with anybody around it, especially if we sent them supplies for war. Russia is a fucking joke and would have to be on the same front as China anyway so they'd be fought at the same time.And let me tell you:all of NATO vs. Russia and China?Russia and China are U.S.A. part 2 in a few years.
>>13150833We all love donkey cocks.
>>13150804A little less face.
>tfw no anon x pony x femanon
>>13150801China's manpower:Available formilitary service385,821,101 males, age 16–49 363,789,674 females, Fit formilitary service318,265,016 males, age 16–49 300,323,611 females, age 16–49
>>13150833Just go fuck a donkey
>>13150805>>13150824Even then, he didn't check to see if there was a grenade already there, nor check the chamber.
>>13150855>not ponyanon x pony x femanon
>>13150822Like I said GG, he means Caimon.you should draw more Caimon
>>13150819>onyx missilesGoodbye, navy.
>>13150855>femanon>implying anyone from here would draw anything not gay porn
>>13150833I love that I will always see this at least once a day. It lets me know that all is right with the universe for another day
>>13150704He hasn't reported back in? I am so going to bug him on skype.
>>13150829I usually save the first series til last and in fact prefer to go 3-2-4-1.
>>13150854
>>13150839That arrogance is exactly what will collapse the west in the future. Russia and China are quite MODERN now, their military might is nothing to laugh at.
>>13150874brae drew big mac x female human onceit was pretty hot
>>13150860And the ammo counter didn't go to 0 when he removed the mag.Also the original Pulse Rifle has 99 ammo.
>>13150874>Implying Anon isn't fucking the stallion that's fucking femanon
>>13150704He took requests Just wait
>>13150872
>>13150896with big mac in full view and femanon barely in the picture.
>>13150903something something freud
>>13150857U.S.'s firepower:15,293 aircraft290 ships, including 10 FUCKING AIRCRAFT CARRIERSDo you know how easy it is to kill 300 million people with 15k planes and 10 aircraft carriers?
>>13150897And doesn't have iron sights.
>>13150911he's a big pony, he takes up a lot of space
>>13150896because 80% of that human was obstructed
>>13150897I don't even know what game that's from, but even if it is future, you don't do that with guns. Also how is it pulse if it uses rounds?
>>13150861>not ponyanon x anon x pony
>>13150895No military is anything to laugh at.Unless it's in comparison with the U.S.'s military.
>>13150912something something beepboop go fuck yourself
Celestia Quest resuming in 21 hours and 37 minutes.
>>13150833>tfw never be black owned and get to service a massive 9" black cock multiple times every single day
>>13150903Oh, you mean the systems that won't even be able to track the inbound missiles?Operationalrange 120 to 300 km (74.6 to 186.4 mi) depending on altitudeFlight altitude 10 meters or higherSpeed Mach 2.5MACH 2.5These things would cause massive damage.
>>13150894turn a liiittle more
>>13150923waitwaitI've got thischeck it outwhat if ponyanon x humanpony x pony
>a bunch of Celestia stuff>SUDDENLY COMPLETELY COINCIDENTALLY A CELESTIA QUEST REMINDER
>>13150912sometimes a fully automated point-defense weapons platform is just a fully automated point-defense weapons platform
>>13150921>I don't even know what game that's fromGet out.
>>13150900How do we even know if a stallion is involved?
>>13150902At least he didn't give up that's all I care.
>>13150913Do you know how easy it is to annihilate 290 ships with advanced missile systems?>>13150937
No one, in the modern era wants to die for the country. Everyone's to connected.Remember that time the Russian MLP bros visited us
>>13150937>>13150903Can you guys take it to /k/? Or better yet, /new/?
>>13150933I can't wait to fail spectacularly again.
>>13150937>Speed Mach 2.5Damn. That's almost as fast as every missile since the 1950s
>>13150868>Like I said GG, he means Caimon.he specifically said he doesn't mean Caimon
>>13150947it really is a coincidence. I swear.
>murrkans going on about all their obscenely expensive and worthless firepower that will never be used ever>the US military gets 100x more funding than their education system as well as other things like public transportationn-no guys we can just b-bomb our way out of our increasing national d-debt
>>13150943
>>13150972deal with it, nerd
>>13150920yeah, he need to work on his humans a bit more, there really isn't enough humanxpone stuff of either ponie/human gender
>>13150936Would you be ok with being owned by a short white young guy with a larger than average but not massive dick?
>>13150967I'm onto you, Guardian.
>>13150956Did you know that you have to be able to launch your missiles to be able to shoot ships with them?With the U.S.'s incredibly large navy and airforce, air superiority is gained quickly. China wouldn't have a chance.Do you know how big NATO is?
>>13150972We, well, have in the past.
>>13150993only if I were a little pony
>>13150946what no that's terriblestop liking terrible things anon
>>13150965He's trying reverse psychology
>>13150972Name me 1 problem that bombs, Jesus and football can't fix.ONE PROBLEM, I double dog dare you
>>13150982>Those ships cost as much as the NBNI can'tI just can't
>>13150889>>13150812Rose please draw hips
>>13151003is this what your schools teach you? no wonder america has such a shitty culture
>>13150982>"we can't afford infrastructure, education, healthcare and NASA"
>>13150981Oh, oh wow.I mean, yeah that's cool I guess.
>>13151005think about itit's like the perfect anon x lyra x bon bon setupobviously bon bon is the human
>>13151017> what is a post-war surplusOkay.
>>13151011Ponies aren't real
>>13151016I'm not Rose
>>13151017Actually, it's what our schools don't teach us. They tell us World War II was horrible, terrible, massive death toll on all sides blah blah blah and politely skip over the part where it basically saved the United States' economy.
>>13151020it's not that they can't afford it, they'd just rather spend it on worthless warships
>>13151020>B'awww I got schooled when I tried to say China isn't worthless>B'aww you murrikans are just dumb that's why I'm typing on a thing designed by them
>>13151043Horses and bayonets.
>>13151037I hate you then. You gave me hope.
>>13151037faggot
>>13151040it's hard to make war profiteering come off as a good thing
>>13150993>shorthmm i dunnohow much money does said white guy make
>>13151044>*chan imageboard>designed in the USget good nerd
>>13151020>infrastructureMost contracted construction companies sit on their asses because of yearly budgets and traffic and this and that and the third.>educationCan YOU a labor union?>HealthcareBecause Obongocare will work out in the end, right? I can't wait to pay higher premiums>NASAFree market.
>>13151040you actually forgot the part where they call it the good war and every US soldier was an angel who descended from heaven to fight evil and never did anything wrong.
>>13151070The internet you're using, the PC you're using, yes 4chan, and probably most things in your house were invented in the U.S.also we were the first to put people on the moon
>refreshArgh!How does milk work and what is it?!
>>13151040>implying schools even teach about WWII>implying Americans don't learn about WWII from the history channel>where America, and America alone, won its glorious struggle against Hitler, his communist forces, and UFOs>on the beaches of Normandy>under the command of legendary general R. Lee Ermey.
>>13150994nothing to see here
>>13151067Very little as he's doing an internshipBut he has great earning potential in the future
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>>13151090When the Hell did you go to school? The '50's?We've been hearing about the moral ambiguity since the fourth grade.
