Early Morning Abstract Art edition.Old horse: >>13134448
First for X Ponies
So would ya?
I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME
>>13137952it's depicting the power struggles between the complex, almost irrational bourgeoisie and the stalwart, united proletariat
Y'all are kinda cute
Your favorite pony is a meemer
>>13137984Honestly?Like a runaway freight train.
>>13137952This should be a fun one
>>13137992THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU APPLEJACK
>>13137992Yeah well you're pretty adorable.How bout that.
>>13138028Kinda cuteLike how a burn victim is kinda cute
>>13138034You know that she's doing her lying face from RoH there right?
>>13138028Its also why she'll never become an alicorn
>>13137984>low hanging gut>terrible boob to gut ratioShe'd have to work for it, but I know she wouldn't.
>>13138041Hence my response.
Why does she always get the most dialogue and the best poses?
Seriously, am I going nuts or was this OC a pedo teacher?
Your favorite pony has been a changeling the whole time and your the first to find her out without her noticing.The real [Insert pony here] has been dead for years now.What do?
>>13138040And people wonder why Dash always says things like this
>>13138065Why do you think?
>>13138071And then Dash gets her wings snapped from a lucky kick. Cocky bitch.
>>13138070How do I know that there's been a real [Insert pony here] in the first place?
>>13138084She said it all in her sleep or she thought you weren't home and said things. Use your imagination.
>>13138084Because I'M THE REAL [insert pony here], ANONYMOUS.
>>13138084How do you know that you are not a changeling that has been brainwashed to believe you're a normal person?
>>13138070Well...I don't know. I mean I love her for who she is. If she's been a changeling from the start, you know from the NMM incident then I love the changeling. But I don't know how to handle it. Eventually I'll slip. I mean she's the real hero, she's the one that's the Element of generosity, she's the one that's friends with the other 5 but what about her family?
>>13138065I prefer DT, she gets more innuendo in her dialogue
>>13138108Get back in your cage
God morning best princess
xxnumber1wonderboltsloverxx has joined the game
>>13138100That's pretty much where I'm at too. Not sure how she'd react to me knowing though. Guess it would depend on why she's there and what her intent is.>but what about her familyShe stalked her long enough that she knew the dynamics inside and out so she could suck up maximum positive emotions. Anything impossible to know was found out through luck and good sleuthing.
>>13138070I may have fallen in love with the changeling instead of the pony, if I haven't known the actual pony in the first place.
>>13138117Shut up Rossdraw more tsuntsun
Remember Rainbow Dash's ball bouncing thing?I thought that was the cutest thing.
Rainbow Dash is the cutest, most shippable pony
>>13138108>Luna will never stay up and wait for you to wake up just to wish you a good morning
>>13138133But you know how the ponies in Equestria feel about changelings, so how do you deal with that?Do you ever reveal that you know at all?What if you slip and say so and it turns out her intent is evil?
>>13138147Don't respond to him
>>13138114I just realized that you can't pick a favorite princess without people flipping out>CelestiaBLAH BLAH BLAH TROLLESTIA BLAH BLAH BLAH MOLESTIA>LunaTYPICAL BRONAUTIST HOW CAN YOU LIKE A CHARACTER WITH NOW SCREENTIME>CadenceFUCKING PRETTY PINK HASBROC RUINED THE SHOW>TwilightSHOW DESTROYING FLAWLESS CUNT WE MISS TWILY
>>13138134What do you mean by tsun tsun? Like, Diamond playing hard to get or?
>>13138166>not knowing what tsun tsun meansStop bullshitting, Ross
>>13138129Oh yeah her intent. Well really at this point I believe that she's a good changeling, just wanting to live as a pony because living as a changeling sucks.The love she gets, while feeding her, isn't her main goal. But I meant how her family would react. How would sweetie react? How would her mother and father react finding that their daughter has been dead for years and the last years of their life has been a charade?And her friends? Okay Twilight, Fluttershy and Pinkie would probably understand, act a bit weird around her but still be friends. Dash and AJ? Yeah not a pretty sight. And she'd be an outcast. Her dream to become a big fashion designer? Gone. At best, at fucking best she'd have Fancy's support since he's a bro and would judge the dresses not who made them but that's all.I'd still provide more than enough love to feed her.But all that love won't fill all that she'll lose.
>>13138154I have forced Anonymous.
>>13138166Indignant, angry, embarrassed, trying to conceal feelings behind her flustered reactions.More tight clothes always helps.
>>13138156I like all of them.
>>13138172Just googled it. Why don't people just use English? There's an english equivalent for the word, anyway.
>>13138156not really.the only one here that gets you less hate is celestia
>>13138156I think your favorite princess is the best princess
>>13138166I do not like how her ass and belly look like she has an innertube around her waist.
>>13138156>Twilight used to be a pretty acceptable favorite pony>then all that shit happenedI never asked for all this princess or EqG drama and change. I just wanted to like my favorite cute book pony in peace.>>13138175Exactly. All that conflict would be intense if anyone found out, so keeping it secret would be a top priority unless you wanted to try and bring a few ponies into the know to figure out if it could ever work.
>>13138152To me, the you that is standing in front of me right now, is the only true (favorite pony).
>>13138200I don't like the drawing all that much, either. Struggled with it.
>>13138194Because gigantic nerds and the fact that sometimes everything you want to say is in one word. Like schadenfreude.
>>13138216That's right. The absolute best.
>>13138211That's acceptable.Who's your favorite pony anon?
>>13138202Well really the only one that could actually help is Twilight. The others not really. And Twilight is still a logical pony. Presenting all the facts would make her not try to kill my changeling waifu.Thing is how to stop her freaking out till all the facts are shown. And the part where she kinda is shit at keeping secrets. But here's the problem. There's no reason to tell anyone. The main thing is me being worried that I'll make a slip. And if I found out anyone could if she was careless like that. Besides all the drama if everyone found out there's also this choice. Continue keeping it a secret and hope none of you make a mistake or try to integrate her in society slowly.
>buying a third party 'ps3' controller>not using a real ps3 controllerhttp://blog.hardcoregaming101.net/2011/08/ps3-sixaxis-on-x64-windows-pc.html
>>13138297You can't purchase real ps3 gamepad. it comes with PS.
Oh great, were /v/ right now.
>>13138258Lets assume that for some reason there's a changeling scare that prompts Celestia and the other princesses to make random changeling sweeps, with Twilight presumably overseeing the Ponyville region, and you had to try and get her help.How would you do it?Because I don't think being blunt and up front with her would be a good idea, she may immediately spook and teleport away to get help, but you could potentially be short on time depending on how soon random is.
>>13138304Pone is vidya
>>13138314Sparity a shit
>>13138304Wonder if the guy that made that would change it to show the quint 9s if we got to play and beat them in the quarterfinals.
>>13138304At least we're not posting photos of our terrible beards and entrancing eyes
>>13138322I'm sure I could change it on photoshop.Give me a sec
>>13138317You a shit.
>>13138308Well of course I would talk with Rarity to see what the fuck do. Really the only way would be to spend a shit load of time with Twilight and indirectly aproach this situation. You know shit like "So Twilight, hypotethical speaking, what if a change ling is good?" or "what if one of your friends is one" and shit like that. Another important objective would be to get Spike by my side. He'd be easy. I mean he loves Rarity. Even if she rejects him he'd still care about her.Then really it all depends on how Twilight responds to those questions. If the answers are favorable then I'd just lure her and together with Spike and Rarity slowly reveal the truth.If not? Kidnap her. Set a trap together with Spike and do whatever I can. Eventually after explaining to her everything release her. Then all depends on how Twilight reacts. If all fails all I can do is hope that she reports directly to Celestia.
>>13137984YesYesI want ross to draw more fat girlsless mime flatface sweetie more fat dt and fat ponk
>>13138156>>>Celestia>BLAH BLAH BLAH TROLLESTIA BLAH BLAH BLAH MOLESTIANo one is like that in MLPG. Celestia is best princess only princess and therefore MLPG is best thread.PRAISE THE SUN
>You come back to your room one day to find that pony is using your controller as a vibratorWat do?
>>13138387Tell her to put it down, and play Rez with me.
>>13138387Here's a question for you faggots.Who's Pony?Which pony do you faggots imagine to be. Your waifu? Your favorite pony? Your least favorite pony? Generic McGenericson pony?
>>13138398But it's all covered in sticky mare juice.
>>13138387Plug in three more.
>>13138404OC from deviantart
>>13138404Marker, I always imagine Markerita when someone just says pony.
>>13138387Put on Anal Sex the Game
>>13138387I feel sorry for pony because my controller is old and dirty as fuck and that she's going to die of infection or some shit.
>>13138387Tell her to stop and clean off the controller.It's just like that time where my pig wanted to eat my controller.
>>13138405Then I would wipe it off and tell her to play Rez with me.
>>13138416Pony lusts for your boops.Every day her hunger grows.
I had a dream I was Twilight and had sex with Mare do well
>>13138425The disc is broken.Your move.
>>13138432I had a dream that I was a mare and had sex with the stallion version of the mane six
>>13138435I'd find the fucker responsible, pony and I go on a hunt for their head.
>>13138354>You know shit like "So Twilight, hypotethical speaking, what if a change ling is good?" or "what if one of your friends is one" and shit like that.Pretty much what I thought too. If she responded favorably you could also perhaps appeal to her scientific curiosity by asking her what she'd be able to learn from having a friendly changeling if you could do it without setting off warnings in her head. She seems like the type that may bend the rules if it means the rare chance at learning a great deal about something.>If all fails all I can do is hope that she reports directly to Celestia.Then it would depend on how long she'll give you to present you're case, if she lets you at all, and the amount of changelings already found. Be difficult if there were lots of changelings being found out and they were all being blindly processed. Though being, or even formerly being, one of Twilight's close friends and an EoH may help out in that situation since the personal involvement and national defense implications would be large.
>>13138435I put the broken parts in her marevagina. After a few seconds, I reach back and take out the miraculously mended disk.
>>13138440It was pony who broke the disc, she was using is sex toy of some sorts.
>>13138387unfI'd finish her offAnd make her lick it clean after
>>13138438Was it Euphoric?
>>13138432Today I had a dream about a bug that had two bodies, a larger one and a smaller one which it could remove from the bigger part and back again, like a passenger in a vehicle.
>>13138376I always wonder if all the Lunafags just don't want to see the "hurr durr bronyprincess" spam or if we really barely have any of them.Also, why do we have such a huge fucking amount of Celestiafags? She isn't even one of the main characters.
>>13138452ew, well now it's all covered in wet horse slobber.>you try to grab it only to slip out of your hand into the puddle of mare juice.
>>13138462Pretty sure they aren't more than any other -fags, just louder.
>>13138462They're just butthorut autists who are rightly so inferior feeling to the Solar Guard of MLPG.
>>13138462>Also, why do we have such a huge fucking amount of Celestiafags? She isn't even one of the main characters.Because fetishfagsBecause the other characters suck now
>>13138474>Because fetishfagsBunch of them seem to be vanilla as hell though.
>>13138463Well she has to lick up the puddle too
>>13138478>fucking your mother/sister>vanilla
>>13138463 I for one would lick that mare juice off the floor if I had to.
>>13138478Someone has to be best.
>>13138462It's the latter of >>13138474I used to be a twifag, but now she's shit and I don't like the others enough to call myself an x-fag, and then only Celestia remains since they haven't ruined her completely yet, although I'm sure they'll fix that in S4.
>>13138442There's also the part where besides Twilight Celestia interacted the most with Rarity. And we'll have a case since firstly she's, like you said, a goddamn EoH.The hard part would be proving that she's been Rarity since before Nightmare Moon escaped. That she is the Element of Generosity. They have memory spells so that part could actually be trivial. And Celestia is wise. She thinks.She's smart. And doesn't panic to hell and back like Twilight. If she's the one that gets the final vote than she's safe. If Luna, Cadence and the rest of Rarity's friends also get vote?Honestly I don't know. If we prove that she's the Rarity that Twilight knows we'd be safe. Celestia would be on our side since even if she's a changeling she proved her loyalty to Equestria, Twilight again would be on our side since she knows the Rarity that's here and not the Rarity that was replaced. Luna I don't know. Cadence would probably be also on her side since they probably became closer in Games Pony Play. The other 4? I have no idea.
>>13138488Why do you watch the show if you hate it?
>>13138493I don't hate it, it's fun. But they made Twilight bad enough to not call myself a twifag anymore.
>>13138478So? They still have a raging hard on, and that's the only important thing worth mentioning in this case.
>>13138488>I used to be a twifag, but now she's shit and I don't like the others enough to call myself an x-fag, and then only Celestia remains since they haven't ruined her completely yet, although I'm sure they'll fix that in S4.>he actually believes thisS3 is barely canon.
>>13138497You hate the characters on a character-based show
Maybe I could be your slutty waifu tonight
>>13138479The floor is now covered in horse slobber, you slip on flying you into the air. Your head hit the hard ground, you fall asleep...Six years pass, you wake up in a hospital bed you've been in a coma. No-one's around.You walk outside of your room to hear the moan of a man slumping towards you.BBBBbbbrrrAAaaaiiiiiinnnNNNSSSS
>>13138503MT plsYou're too far away to cuddle.
unf sugar unf
>>13138503Maybe you could finally pay me for all the pics I've drawn so far, you pony jew
>>13138503I want to see Marker pony dressed as Harley Quinn being lewd. Then my sexual fantasy would be complete for this month.
>>13138503Marker pony is already a slut
I'm glad my favorite character never got ruined by anyone.
>>13138502I don't hate them and I never said I did. I stopped liking Twilight, and I like the rest of them, just not enough to call myself a fan of them. Celestia had little screentime so her character is mostly intact.
>>13138489You know this would be such a cool quest.First half is keeping the secret hidden, making Twilight choose other ponies for inspection besides your waifu and trying to make the other ponies more receptive to ideas such as good changelings.Second part would be full Phoenix Wright with you defending your waifu in court in face of the princesses and her friends.
>>13138489I'm pretty sure that if Celestia, Twilight, and Cadence were all okay with her and could vouch for her being safe then they'd adjust over time. Only bad thing would be the fact that her real identity would have a much higher chance of leaking to the public, but even then those three being able to vouch for her would make all but the most hardened ponies warm up to her eventually I think.
>>13138521Wasn't she bad in Pinkie's book? Also, Sweet and Elite wasn't that good. One of the more boring episodes until the main 6 show up.
>>13138526" I don't like the others enough to call myself an x-fag, and then only Celestia remains since they haven't ruined her completely yet, although I'm sure they'll fix that in S4."
>>13138521She got ruined by the two dozen stallions lined up in her bedroom every night.
>>13138531Yeah, they haven't ruined her like they did with Twilight. And that's still not saying it anywhere that I hate them. Not liking something and hating something are very different.
>>13138529>the books>relevant in any wayIn Twilight's book everyone but Rarity is full retard and Magic Duel never happened.In Pinkie's book Pinkie breaks a Pinkie promise without giving a fuck later and everyone is retarded as fuck with maybe the exception of Twilight but barely.
You will never poni inside poni while she poni's your poni with her poni. And afterwards you will never pay her thirty bits and go home.
>>13138527It probably would be. The scenario practically writes itself with all the the stuff around changelings we have and the implications something like that scenario would have. You could really pick any main 6 and it would be pretty easy to do.
I'm glad my waifu only got better with time
>>13138529I disagree with that last part.
>>13138539Seriously, unless you're within 50 miles of northern Indiana it's not happening.
>>13138541AKR considers Twilight's book canon.
>>13138559Who cares? The show has the final say. And the show cancels everything in the book besides Cadence's origins.
>>13138559AKR hasn't read it, nor has Meghan.
>tfw really tired but don't want to go to bed>tfw I want to stay up and talk to the internet about pony ass
>>13138568hasbro have said that the cadence book is canon so no, it doesn't
>>13138575Which ponies ass do you want to talk about, Anon?
>>13138579>things that conflict with the show in a shitty book are more canon than the showThat's wrong on just about every level
Non Faust = Non canon
>>13138579Aha. The show makes the canon. So until they go back and completely edit Magic Duel or erase it among multiple other episodes it doesn't matter what they say.Again the show makes the canon. That's the most basic rule. Also no Hasbro never said that. Other writers? Sure. Hasbro? never said anything about something being canon
>>13138529>Also, Sweet and Elite wasn't that good.what an objectively bad opinion
>>13138593Pony == CanonFaust != PonyFaust != CanonQED
Why even bother about what's "canon" and what's not
>>13138593I wish I agreed with this, even though it'd make me a huge faggot.
>>13138605What shit logic is this?>bronies
>>13138606because we still need to delude ourselves that fim hasn't gone down the path of typical girl cartoons and still cares about quality
>>13138606At this point this is a valid complaint
>>13138606because dumb bronies who eat hasbros shit still draw breath
>>13138606>>13138622Because it's fun
Stuff I think is a good idea = canonStuff I think is a bad idea = non canon
Maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight anon~
>>13138636Things that actually conflict with the show are noncanon, that's not something to argue about. And things shown or said in the show are canon, with reasonable limits.
Kim Pine should wear her hair short more often.
You know what's cannon? the last episode you watched Which one was it?
>>13138645Show is canonTell is not canonTell of show is not canonShow of show is canon
>>13138640OkBut only because my boyfriend is out of town
>>13138657Games Ponies Play.
>>13138657The crystal empire episodes
>>13138657Sleepless in Ponyville
Canon of all canonsSHOWCanon as long as it doesn't contradict the showComicsBooksWord of God (writers, other show staff in that order)Not CanonEverything else
We should all watch an episode
>>13138657>mfw the last episode I watched was the finale when it aired
>>13138657Spike's Sexual Revolution
Celestia episodeWritten by Merriwether WilliamsHow do you react?
>>13138679If that' then why some "canon" according to you episodes are good and some of them are bad?
>>13138708Is it good?
>>13138708But there are no more episodes, silly?
i-in my p-pussy please...
>>13138717Wat.Dude all the episodes are canon no mater what.
>>13138717What kind of fucking retarded argument is that?
>>13138708"Celestia sure acts like an ass."
>>13138728But there are, silly?
>>13138737except the wedding episodes
Marker Pony cameo apperancein one the comics by cook and priceHow do you react>
>>13138737No, some of them are brony shit.pandering
>>13138742I thought FAD and WA were good.
>>13138708Probably die from happiness before the episode even airs.
>>13138750Guess I'd like it, have no reason not to
>>13138750Pleased, and excited to see just how much shit this is going to stir up.
>>13138740>>13138708"In this episode we've replaced Princess Celestia with Emperor Palpatine. Let's see if they notice"
>>13138738Shut up, brony. Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it's not smart.
>>13138750Unsurprised, considering how many references they normally shit in.
>>13138735>you'll never help fluttershy eject her eggs
>>13138771>Episode is Luna following Celestia around and watching as she sets off each trap in turnbest
>implying anyone on the show or comic even remembers that MLPG exists>implying anybody knows that klondike started gamer luna, molestia, gay fizzle and corey dragon>implying you won't die alone
>>13138802>implying Im not contemplating suicide this very moment>implying I haven't abandoned all my mlpg friends>implying im not breaking down and crying right now
>>13138813>implying I'm not crying in empathy>implying I'm not shoving a handgun against my temple>implying typing with one hand is hard
>>13138802>Implying I care
>new update made my cursors do 28884.4 CPS>that value will only riseYES
>Cant magic>cant fly>Mostly work like underclassed citizens (farming, manual labor)Notice that all the high classed citizens are unicorns and they can receive better education, and law enforcement is composed of mostly unicorns and pegasiBeing earth pony must be suffering
>>13138909Mayor Mare is a mudpony though
>>13138907cursors are shit profit-wise compared to time machine
>>13138919I feel like pretty much everything is shit compared to time machines.
>>13138916Ponyville is primarily a mud pony made village
>>13138924so sell everything and buy some more time machines
I want to stick my big dick inside your tight little butt, Anon-kun
>>13138919Untill you see how expensive Time Machines are or at least become.But it's still true for 90% of the game. That's because Time machines are retardedtly overpowered. But I don't care right now. I have to make the numbers pretty.
>>13138916>Mayor Mare is a mudpony thoughand a Mayor of Backwater village
>tfw no stram
>>13138939But Celestia, you are a mare, you don't have a dick.
>>13138967What an unfortunate broach.
>>13138961She has magic. Penises made of magichttps://derpibooru.org/180608?scope=scpe79ad5e2ff4961a494b2c8501e9c5d7183771ac55
>>13138961I'm a magical goddess mareYou can't tell me what I do or don't have
>>13138977... but just this one time and only because it's you.
>>13138977>>13138961These conversations just get stupider by the day
>>13138988I think it's due to a lack of blood directed to the brain as a result of re-direction of blood to the penis.I call it "Erectionaemia".
>>13138988thank god for post hiding
>>13138909Didnt Hearth's Warming Eve say the three races came together to make Equestria?Where did the Alicorns came in then?they suddenly took over by being OP magical and shit and dominated all the 3 races and put the Unicorns in high classes and the mud ponies the low classes?
Oh fuck mlpg I left my pad open, and my mother started using it. It was left on mlpg and she clicked an imagur link.Oh fuck, they're now marking jokes behind my back, oh fuck.I really beefed it hard this time.
>>13139036Post the picture
>>13139025HWE's story was a metaphor
>>13139025RoH say that Celestia and Luna became leaders by stoning DiscordI guess they upgrade some ponies to Alicorn status sometimes.but the Unicorns remain the high class no matter what. And it's funny. They just won everything>Earthponies still need to make enough food for all of Equestria so most of them still need to be farmers no matter what>Pegasuses still need to manage the weather, so no matter what a certain number of pegasuses need to manage the weather factory>unicorns have no responsibilities anymore, they can do whatever they want>out of all three methods of government the pony tribes have, the unicorn way is the one used>The capital is a Unicorn city
>>13139036Tell them we said hello
>>13139025Alicorns weren't around back then. Those were the good times where everything was an ideal utopia
>>13139043I don't know the link but she said it was two stallions fucking a girl pony. I think it was pegging.I'M LAYING LOW REMOVING ALL EVIDENCE FROM EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING.
>>13139049>RoH say that Celestia and Luna became leaders by stoning DiscordThat was implied, but never stated directly. All that was said was that Discord ruled Equestria before Celestia and Luna, and they put him down using the Elements Of Harmony.
>>13139046The world needs more Zecora/TwilightSpecially if it's humanized like that.
>>13139055>she said it was two stallions fucking a girl pony. I think it was pegging.
>>13139049>unicorns have no responsibilities anymore, they can do whatever they wantRead: Unicorns are useless
>>13139061I know rightIt'd be mega unf>Interracial older lesbian with a young dorky girlunf*10^6
>>13139068THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANON, THEY THINK I WANT TO FUCK A PONY...which I do but I'd rather them not know about it.
>>13139061The world needs much less Twilight in general.
>>13139073I don't think the world is ready for that much unf.
>>13139074Link to that drawing?Also this is hilarious anon. Do tell us how your next family reunion goes.
Using Magic as a power source for Pony Bots has had many odd effects, they each have free will and unique personalities. They're also able to eat, sleep, and procreate, even with organic ponies.
>>13139101you just can't handle a real woman
>>13139074Why didn't you just play it off cool? My mom saw one of the NSFW pictures from here when I forgot to lock my PC once, too.I just said that the people in here are always goofing around and trying to gross each other out, I'm 99% sure she bought it.
>>13139092I think she closed it, I have no idea what the link was because she was the one who clicked it.It's going to hell anon, family is terrible, just terrible.
>>13139111Browser history you nignog
>>13139101You can't sustainably generate Magic, also how would you store such a thing
>>13139107I did say that, she's still joking about it though.>>13139117I fucking deleted my tablet history faster than you can say boop yourself.
>>13139131Well Anon, you are officially fucked now.Might as well go over to the next farm and shag a horse, your reputation is ruined anyway.
>>13139142But I already live on a farm with ponies, which really doesn't make it look any better.
Your dick is so cute, Anon
>>13139124Why would I like a piece of paper?
>>13139147This is just getting better and better.
>>13139131You're lucky she's only laughing about it. Many people would have gotten angry or worse.
>>13139148That is not what I posted at allI like it
>>13139152NO IT'S NOT, they aren't even my ponies they're nextdoors kids ponies.Oh fuck this sounds even worse now I'm thinking about it.
>>13139159>tfw I left my PC on one time and forgot about it>dad checked something on google>browser history also shows "rainbow dash">oh shit oh shit>skype was open on the second screen and someone was talking about how he wants to fuck Rainbow DashHe never ever mentioned it though.
>>13139171When the police come take a picture with them for us.>if a horsefucker is in that zone everyone will think it's youAHAHAHAHAHAHHAh
>>13139025>>13139049>>13139060So pretty much Equestria origin as a country is:>3 races coming together to create society with responsibilities for each race and equal rights>Earth ponies being food producers and builders and stuff, Pegasi as controllers of weather, Unicorns for magic related labor >Discord waltzes in and fucks shit up like a child playing god on steroids>the alicorn sisters with their updated alicorn status uses OP magic gadgets and stones Discord>The 3 races treat the sisters as their god and savior and makes the alicorn race as their leader>For some reason magic using Unicorns become first classed citizensdidnt the comic say Luna became nightmare moon because of some nightmare magic stuff?anyway>Luna goes nightmare moon and Celestia zaps her to the moon, not releasing her from nightmare influence instead>Celestia rules for 1000 years etc.I may be overthinking this
>>13139150>2-dimentional, has got little to no depth to it, emptyAre you talking about chrysalis or the paper shes holding?
>>13139198The paper.At least you can fuck Chrysalis. All you'll get by rubbing your dick on a sheet of paper is dick papercuts.
>>13139180Fuck this I'm going to bed, hopefully when I wake up everyone will be either gone or asleep. Fuck everything man.This is the biggest beef in my life ;_;
How come Applebloom's future self is in Apple Family Reunion?
>>13139191Celestia couldn't release Luna from NMM's influence.She'd eventually rebecame NMM if she didn't forgive Celestia. The EoH just weakened herAnd yeah that's the basic timeline of eqeustria.not really that hard to figure out
>>13139189You know what you have to do, Anon. Find out where he lives and impregnate every horse in a 50 miles radius
>>13139220Are your sure? I'm rewatching the episode now and I can't see it
>>13139245Twilight was a crappy character in that episode.
>>13139259>Twilight was a crappy character in Season 3Fixed.
>>13139247Already got the best people on the job.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
>>13139265Do they also have a special horse fucker force?
>>13139307>special horse fucker forceThat reminds me, I learned today that there's a party in my country called MLPD
>>13139314>you will never be arrested for ponying too hard
>>13139314>Marxistisch-Leninistische Partei Deutschlands
Is 4chan fucking up for anyone else?
>>13139264>Twilight was a crappy character in season 2, season 3 and Equestria GirlsDouble fixed.
>Can't go to bed. Need to study>Stay up>Don't study>Masturbate to gay porn insteadI need a Twilight to keep me on the straight and narrow
>>13139360>keep you on the straightToo late for that
>>13139220Do you mean her? She does look like Future Apple Bloom
Which character should they have randomly coming down with a case of fat just for the sake of writing a diet and exercise episode?
>>13139360You already crossed the homo lineno way back
>>13139379That's my companion.
>>13139360>masturbated to gay pornDid you cheat on your waifu?
>>13139382Rarity would be that, anon. She stay inside the house the longest.
>>13139382Go away Rossjust goRarity, obviously
>>13139382Rarity would never let herself slipTwilight probably follows so many books about eating and eats exactly how much she consumesDash is an athleteAJ works to muchPinkie's metabolism is crazySo that leaves Fluttershy.
>>13139360it's a little too late for that
>>13139406That's creepy and makes no sense
>>13139405>eats exactly how much she consumesThat's kinda how it works, yes.
>>13139406I dont know what to make of this pic
>>13139405Even with Pinkie having the metabolism of a wasp, she still eats way too fucking much.For fuck's sake, she ate a whole cake in one bite.And all that pure sugar can't possibly do you well.
>>13139405>Rarity would never let herself slipNo one is contesting that, but it would be infinitely more interesting to write about someone who puts looks before most things.Also she doesn't really work out and fluttershy takes care of animals.
>>13139405>eats exactly how much she consumesYeah I'm pretty sure she doesn't teleport food right into her stomach
>>13139427Rarity is more likely to be the candidate for an anorexic episode.
Which pony is a premium dancer
>>13139405Twilight is an impossibility. Twilight is a pure plot Mary Sue do everything plot device, so it cannot happen to her in the slightest.
>>13139382>Rarity gets invited to important fashion event in canterlot>Spends all week designing an outfit for the occasion>Shes shut away in the home for the whole week eating cupcakes pinkie made for her>Day of event comes>Shes such a fatfuck she cant fit into dress>Misses her event, prompts her to eat healthily>Cue workout montage with AJ and RD getting her back into shape
>>13139427>Doesn't work outWatch how she works She is running everywhere. And she probably jogs or some cardio shit.And while it is more fun with Rarity it doesn't mean we should ignore that it doesn't fit her.
>>13139444most premium pony
>>13139405>>13139422Maybe zapping magic consumes cals? and she uses tons of magic>>13139426yeah, but she still moves around like a maniacall that sugar can burn by the way she movesso obviously fluttershy is the likely candidate
I know Grandiose mentioned I picked this up at BUCK so I thought I'd put up a quick picture.
>>13139459There is a limit to how much sugar you can take at once irregardless of your actual metabolism, you know.Pinkie is more probable for the "diseases you just have to deal with" episode, though.
>>13139446Doesn't make sense at all. Doesn't fit her character at all.>Has to be at an important show in Canterlot>LET'S EAT LIKE PIGSAs anon said it would most likely be an anorexia episode with her. Don't eat to make the dress fit. Don't eat to make the dress fit.
>>13139474>plushie of a shitty OCJesus fuck
>>13139474Is that the blind one?I still haven't watched it.
Pony is bored and wants you to entertain her.
>>13139484>implying she isn't cute as fuck
>>13139478Pinkie also defies the laws of physics
>>13139474Looks kinda cute
>>13139478They're magical horses anon. Logic doesn't work with them. Especially with PinkieTomatoes and chocolate are deadly to horses but they eat them on the show.
>>13139487Yeah that's her. I felt it was pretty hamfisted with the feels so it didn't really ever get me but Snowdrop herself was super cute
>>13139487You should, it's good for a laugh or two
>>13139484haha, yeahwho would want plushies of OCs?t-that's stupid
>>13139499They're magical horses that can contract disease and the ailment of logic when the writers want them to.And they're pretty small horses, they probably got a more resistant gut due to brain mass and drinking weak cider for some time
>>13139499>Apple seeds also have cyanide, and a cup of them (the seeds) would be enough to kill a horseAPPLEJACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>13139509I would sell my kidneys, half of my liver and my lung to have a Renne and a Saffron plushie
>>13139520>AJ can literally die form an Apple overdose>That's how her parents diedHello new headcanon
>>13139520>a cup of apple seeds can kill a horseBut how many would be needed to kill a man?
>>13139533>http://jarvissa.blogspot.de/2009/09/how-to-kill-yourself-with-apple-seeds.htmlHalf a cup
>>13139454She's inside a finite area, not a street corner (although that's a likely working area too).If her ego was shot down hard (which would be something relatively easy to do) she'd gain weight and believe she's not that great of fashionista and become generally more tolerable.Now writing an episode about a fat fluttershy? Oh boy angel is getting away more things how funny it's not like he'v done anything like that before.Honestly this is like whether or not writing an ST:TNG episode about the virtually reality machine going haywire again or writing about finding a civilization who put technology above everything else and socially devolved into nothing but roving tribes of hi-tech barbarians.
>>13139474Is she scrunching?
>>13139543CounterHer ego was destroyed, her life dream was completely shattered, she didn't let herself go fat.
>>13139567From a reasonable perspective that would be the most likely next thing to happen, from a dumb waifu perspect:NOOOO MY RARITY IS PURFUCKT.
>>13139543>If her ego was shot down hard (which would be something relatively easy to do)Except that happened already in the show.Also by your logicOh boy Rarity is doing something that she would never do, it's not like everyone does that. It's almost impossible to make Rarity letting herself go make sense. It doesn't fit her character at all.
>>13139589>From a reasonable perspective that would be the most likely next thing to happenI just showed why it's not. Because it's already happened. She reached the lowest point possible and locked herself in her room for days.AND GUESS WHAT. SHE DIDN'T EAT LIKE A PIG
>>13139509Saffron and Renne plushies? Plz such pleb tastesLK WHEN?
>>13139554Sadly not but she does have quite a big muzzle
>>13139590>Character development bad>By my logicMy logic? I'm just saying that Rarity would best choice for weight gain episode why in the everloving fuck would you have an episode around weight gained that isn't centered on the one character that's all about looks?
>>13139509>>13139528>>13139606>LK WHEN?I want them as much as you guys, but they're so fucking expensive for customs.
>>13139614Why have it centered around her if it makes no sense at all.Just because it's funny? She'd also be the best candidate to try to make Fluttershy stop eating because she's to fat and convince her to exercise.
>>13139631You might be able to sell your skills rather than use money.
When did she officially become worstpone?My vote is How To Beta Your Dragon.
>>13139646she always was the mary sue boring worst horsefrom day fucking 1no fucking doubt here
>>13139646When worst was redefined as second best
>>13139646Sometime in S2, but I cannot pinpoint exactly where
>>13139646My vote is when she became Fluttershy Oh wait that never happened. And Fluttershy and AJ are still in the showSo she can't be worst pone
>>13139664I wonder when anon will get a good opinion.
>>13139646>Character says they trust a character>They lie and go stalk them making sure nothing happens>The episode isn't about having faith that your friends will make the best choice.Still think that would have made a better moral.
>>13139661nah she was okay before season 2>>13139668yeah i'm with you on that one, at first i'd think it was MMDW but everyone sucked in that episode, not just twily>>13139670watch the show, brony
>>13139646She became worst when she decided, "Rainbow Dash is doing good deeds but she's got a big head from it! we must crush her dreams in the name of something."
>>13139678That episode was pure shit after the first few minutes.
>>13139698But Twily pretty much sucked the least in that episode because >plot tool
>everyone's OC's are shit no matter how cute they are>except ours>ours are patrician as fuck
>>13139709That image is so goddamn stupid
>>13139707Was TS the one who hatched the plot to knock RD down a few pegs? Is she the one who initiated the whole thing in MMDW?Because if so, yeah you're absolutely right.
>>13139645That'd be a lot of pictures considering what I'd sell them for compared to what people sell plushies for.
>>13139719Except no one ever said that.
>>13139719>implying I don't like some non-MLPG OCs.
>>13139720but it's notit's completely true
>>13139719Some of ours are really fucking stupid too.
>>13139719Yes, that's correct
>>13139720Yeah but its what happened.
>>13139708That's called an ad hominem.http://www.relativelyinteresting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/LogicalFallaciesInfographic_A2.png
>>13139589>they made a movie out of that image
>>13139646>>13139668Lesson Zero was the start of Twilight's downfall.
>>13139725While not explicitly stated, she is the de facto leader of the mane 6. And the other ponies usually follow her plans.
Here is a challengeTry to be edgy as fuck, edgy as you can possibly bebut pony related
>>13139719I just don't give a shit about any OCs.
>>13139633Why would fluttershy over eat? She takes care of animals all day, she's pegasus.I'm not saying it's because it's funny, I'm saying if someone's self-worth was mostly put into looks it would more sense and would make the character much more likeable.Then you have two fucking lessons to teach there too, first one being>Don't fucking worry about how you look all the goddamn time and you shouldn't put all of your personality into superficial crapsecondly (which would be more of a reinforced statement than actual lesson)>You can trust your friends to help as long as you're willing to receive it and don't allow your ego to supersede your need for help>She locked herself in a room!Yeah she locked herself in a room, because she was upset at the fact that she didn't receive the same praise as fluttershy for making the dresses, not because she was so egotistically and emotionally distraught to the point where she deemed herself unworthy of being the outside world.
>>13139726Well, you do draw for free anyway. I've seen your non-pony streams where you do inflation stuff willy nilly. Considering you do it well, someone might be willing to pay you well for their fetish. The equivalent to sucking dick, but gotta get dosh somehow.
>>13139772I like them when they're cute ponies but don't really care beyond that
>>13139767I killed a pinkie clonealso fuck off
>>13139752>>13139740Well it's nice to completely ignore how he said no fuck you by himself to the dragons and that the only reason he's still alive is because Twilight and the rest of the girls run away too and then teleportBut I guess not watching episodes is easier
>>13139767 fluffy ponies
>>13139785I would bone that mascot oc.
>>13139752>letting one of the most powerful beings do your fighting for you is stupid because it's a girl
>>13139708I think I originally made that image
>>13139719Its because our OCs are really really slutty
>>13139785Her accent was terrible
>>13139767i TRULY hate people who make objectively disgusting porn of ponies.
>>13139767I've cosplayed as Lord Anders.
>>13139805I did, actually
>>13139785I'd lovingly fuck that news pone
>>13139785dax-rattler in a nutshell
>>13139767DOWN WITH LUNA
>>13139767Eugenics should be enforced to breed only the true master race, starting by breeding Twilight Sparkle and another of her kind. All other inferior races should be forbidden to reproduce under the danger of execution and removal from all records.
>>13139779>Yeah she locked herself in a room, because she was upset at the fact that she didn't receive the same praise as fluttershy for making the dresses, not because she was so egotistically and emotionally distraught to the point where she deemed herself unworthy of being the outside world.Do you even remember Suited for Success? the episode where she locked herself? You know after Hoity Toity said she'll never have a fashion career and made all Poniville laugh at herAlso One Rarity doesn't put all her self worth on how she lock, puting her friends multiple times over her looks, over her career and over her status.
>>13139790>he said no fuck you by himself to the dragonsbeause he doesnt know any better
>>13139767I wish I was crooked trees.
>>13139816guess I made another one with 'pandering' on it
>>13139779He getting angry because the first couple of responds to that fat question are Raritys. Notice how he defending her honor right now.
>>13139790Spike gives up on being a dragon at the end. He tells the phoenix baby that he's going to teach him all about being a pony.Your DYEWTS is showing.
>>13139827>Twilight Sue>Master race0/10
>>13139828>t all her self worth on how she locklook*
>>13139782>The equivalent to sucking dick, but gotta get dosh somehow.That's kind of what commissions always are, unless you know the person well. This also depends on everyone having some sort of fetish and wanting lewd art of it. Were it so easy. Unfortunately not everyone works that way.
All this talk of a weight loss episode featuring Fluttershy, have you all forgotten that she uses the Zangief training regimen? She's not getting fat any time soon.
>>13139767I've once got in a fight with my father over ponies.I won.
>>13139767Feeling Pinkie Keen is the worst episode on the show.
>>13139844>she uses the Zangief training regimenCrying while doing pushups?
>>13139767Twilight becoming an Alicorn was the best thing to happen to the show
>>13139836Because all the dragons he saw were horrible creatures that would kill babies of another race. And he refused to follow the dragon way. He didn't refused to be Spike, you know what he was so>Being a Beta-ass pussyWrong>lives in denial about who he isAlso wrong>let the grils do his fightingAlso wrong
>tfw I don't have a pony waifuAm I allowed two waifus, pretty please with mare juice on to?
>>13139844So none of the characters fitOKAY NEXT STEPCMC
>>13139851I agree, not enough Rainbow Dash.
>>13139864You're allowed to have as many waifus as you want as long as you don't get caught
>>13139864noand I'm pretty sure even asking this question means you don't really have a waifu
>>13139853Wrestling bears. She had trouble with wing excercises because she's an Earthbound Pegasus, but the rest of her is plenty fit.
>>13139862I would say it has a lot of potential to a be a great thing for the show. It all depends on how the writers work with it, I have faith S4 will be great though.
>>13139851nah, fpk is one of the better episodes of the series
>>13139873>not CelestiaLOOK AT HOW MUCH CAKE SHE FUCKING EATSSHE'S EVEN ONE OF THE JUDGES AT A CAKE EATING COMPETITIONBITCH IS THE MOST LIKELY TO GET FAT
>>13139876Midwestern Mom vibe
>>13139864Only if you're a mormon
>>13139874I love her, but she has no hooves nor magic ;_;
>>13139886GLORIOUS GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES, MAN
>>13139886MEANT CAKE COMPETITIONBUT STILL SHE HAS TO EAT PART OF EACH CAKEFAT BITCH
>>13139767Getting into the show opened my eyes and turned me into a misanthrope. Every day I pray to Celestia to come to this world on a chariot of righteous fury and purify this poor world of the taint that members of my former species are. Humans are driven by nothing but greed, corruption and hatred.I've already started severing ties with this planetary cancer. My parents still think death of my sister was an accident.
>>13139886seriously? this is like saying that derpy only eats muffins, or trixie and peanut butter crackers
NOT ENOUGH PICTURES
>>13139886I want to travel Paris with Celestia and stop at every bakery and feed her cake.Will this ever happen to me, Y/Y?
>>13139891Nothing wrong with that, my waifu is a time locked ex-demonhost.
>>13139909Middling episode, saved by that part where Fluttershy talks about teaching dance moves to squirrels.
>>13139886She just stuffs herself like a pig and magics the fat away.
>>13139913My waifu is a insanely hot psychotic gal.
>>13139901Why doesn't he just use his magic? And don't give me that cause he's weak bullshit, he doesn't have a single scratch or bruise on him.
>>13139928>magic the fat awayI have the mental image of celestia abusing her sun cutie mark talents to be able to burn off calories quickly
>>13139928But where does she magic the fat to?probably into her own glorious ass
>>13139931... So half of the attractive women in modern anime?
>>13139941What if she needs all those calories to do her super powerful magic to begin with?
>>13139943She magics it into Luna
>>13139943To random citizens.
>>13139952>she burns 4000 calories every time she raises the sunnew headcanon acquired
>>13139943What do you think keeps the sun fueled?
>>13139965It's probably more like 40,000-50,000
>>13139962in before luna magics away all those grilled cheeses to get back at her
>>1313997040,000 calories is a lot of cake nigga
>>13139767My favourite pony is Pinkimena, for some reason MLPG insists on calling her "psychotic mode pinkie".I honestly like her more than usual-time pinkie, not even speaking of other characters.Murders murderers too are hot.
Do you think Rarity's cat does shit like this?
>>13139979It's as many as 4 tens
>>13139979well yeah, lifting the sun isn't exactly easy
>>13139767I once at cookies without milk!
>>13139947I do not watch anime, so I wouldn't know, but I really love Quinn to bits.
>>13140002WHAT THE FUCK
>>13140002that's not edgy, that's just gross
>>13140002TO FUCKING FAR
>>13139993Who is going to stop her?
Wow. So somebody made GOOD Equestria Girl paper doll games. They're cute and look hand drawn. They start in their underwear right off the bat to get that out of the way; they have canon clothes, something like their cutie mark, Rarity has her beatnik outfit; you can change their facial expressions and their hair, a shit ton of cute outfits.Somebody gave a shit when they made this. This is objectively a good Flash game. If I was a little girl I'd be all over this.
>>13140004That's a good waifu, anon.
>>13139967>that pic againBut I don't waaaanna fap now...
>>13140002I hope for the love of god you're trolling son((you made that original post just to make this one, didnt you))
I'm going to marry Pinkie Pie!
>>13140039You are going to fap, young man!And you are going to like it!
>>13140061>>13140073THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE ME FAP CELESTIAYOU DON'T KNOW MY FETISHESYOU DON'T KNOW THE PONIES I FAP TOYOU LOST
>>13140073Maybe if I had some help from Celestia...
>celestiafags shitting up the threadThey really are a problem
>>13140023Every single one of these little niggers is as cute as a button.Also I just noticed the pony mannequins in human Rarity's house. Either she's and her friends are now all humans in Equestria or Rarity likes to dress up little ponies.>>13140050http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118
>>13140059Have fun having a childish pony as a waifu.>>13140023Link?
>>13140052No, I just remembered people replying like this when /co/ first did the Salty Spittoon threads.I dare you to google image search "welcome to the salty spittoon" and not cringe at all the memes.
>>13140082Fine, you don't have to jerk it if you don't want to
>>13139928>>13139943>>13139962>>13139978>playing tag with body size>they "tag" each other at the most inopportune moments>in the bathtub>going through a door>raising the sun/moon>sweating man.jpg
>>13140038Even though Celestia could win, she'd probably play along because all she really wants is to be included in a regular pony life.
>>13140088>Every single one of these little niggers is as cute as a button.Because they're human designs, not EG designs.
>>13140102LK pls draw this
Fuck off celestiafaggotsthere arent enough frued images in the world
>>13140093>no dickno fap
>>13140104THAT CARPET IS WORTH HALF OF EQUESTRIA BEING ONE OF THE MOST VALUABLE GRIFFON HEIRLOOMS THAT WERE GIVEN TO US AS A GIFT OF PEACE YOU STUPID GODDAMN SLUT
>>13140088That AJ is kinda ugly tough.
>>13140073>celestia ordering you to masturbate>she likes to watch and praise you the entire time
>>13140130>tfw you skim a female masturbation copypasta for mentions of a dick then stop reading when you don't find it
>>13140136While Celestia is on my small list of ponies I would fap to she's one of the more rarer choices of mine and right now I don't want to.
>all these CelestiasCan I join along? I would be lovely if she has her own episode in the new season!
>>13140130all you had to do was ask
>>13140148hahaha jesus are you me
>>13140093>you will never help Celestia find relieve;_;
>>13140102>in the middle of a royal hearing>during diplomatic missions>in the heat of sex
>>13140113Maybe in like half an hour.
>>13140109That is a big butt.
Never change day thread.
>>13140150No, you don't have to, but she wants you to.
Does anyone feel like drawing?I would myself but I'm about to go to bed.
>>13140138You think so? I gave her a kind of 'grin' in that picture. Here is her default smile.(The Pinkie Pie girl is all about stockings. The Dash one is all about short shorts.)
THAT'S NOT THE IMAGE I POSTED.
>>13140158if only there was more like this
>>13140153Like I already said a dozen times, I'd really love to have an episode that either shows hers and Lunas daily life or a flashback episode where we learn about their youth
>>13140187I've been hankering for drawing.
>>13140201you sure about that?
>"Oh hello royal subjects, I see you are talking about me, Celestia! I have an inquiry, what does thou think of my smart, beautiful, and may I add, single sister?"
>>13140211so you taking requests?
>>13140211Derpy dressed as Harley Quinn pls, my dick needs it.>>13140214Anime is for losaz
>>13140211Man, I have yet to get into the habit of "I feel like I want to create something". It feels like a chore and I have to force it.
>>13140214I'm surprised to say it, but Slugbox has really improved.
>>13140223I think it's lame that she never wants to hang out with me even though I'm always awake at night
>>13140241Slugbox doesn't like ponies anymore.
I can see why my little sister loves these.And reminds me of the 3DS fashion game. I heard it was like Recettear but with a fashion shop.
>>13140224>>13140230>>13140233>>13140237I can't promising anything but I'll try.
>>13140223I think she hates me
>>13140211OH SHIT BDFYOU'RE ALIVEI'LL GET THE SACRIFICE ANIMALSCould you draw Twilight hitting Rarity in the face with a snowball
>>13140210I would agree with that. I would also love it if they use that comic where she was pretending she wasn't Celestia while she visit Ponyville. I remember msob did a funny image of that very comic.
>>13140209AgreedThere was something kind of similar with Twilight Sparkle but it didn't go anywhereIt's super hot but a really niche kink
>>13140250I kinda doubted he ever did. Seemed like a cashin more than anything. Is that not one of his, then? I'm fairly certain that's his style of drawing wings.
>>13140253How about Derpy in her mail pony uniform?
>potatoes and mustard are also deadly to horsesTHIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
>>13140252Nigga, that Fluttershy is adorable. I'd take her out to get ice cream. But we wouldn't stay out late, she'd probably have school in the morning.
>>13140279Deadly to humans: fucking nothing
>>13140253As long as you have fun, I don't mind whether you can or can't draw.All that matters is that you tried.
>>13140283yeah, me toostallions as well
>>13140283what do you think you are doing?
>>13140287there are lots of things that kill humans
>>13140283Use CTRL+S next time nigga
>>13140273It's a shop. There's another animu picture which isn't related to ponies at all and was the base for that.
I'm just really gay for women who are larger than mein more than one way>>13140293>>13140297>>13140300>>13140292i dont know what you guys are talking about?
>>13140283you better go back to ponychan bro
>>13140288By can or can't draw I mean, if you can be bothered to draw. I know you can draw well...fuck I'm spilling spaghetti I..I'm so sorry.
>>13140279>potatoes deadly to horsesTo be fair, raw potatoes will fuck up a human, too. That's why you gotta boil them, mash them, and stick them in a stew.
>>13140283I KNEW ITyou're fucker shitting up the thread
>>13140244>>13140256>"Aha, you have fallen for my clever ruse! For it was me, Luna, the entire time! I am always here for my subjects, do not fear my status nor power."
>>13140314>raw potatoes will fuck up a human, too.Really?
>>13140287There are plenty of poisonous plants. But I think the majority of them will just make your bowels leak out of your ass for three days and your stomach empty if as much a glass of water touches it.Actually, you know what? In the wilderness that'd be pretty deadly.
>>13140283FUCK YOU PONYCHAN.
>>13140263Pretty much everything about the Princesses would be interesting. I mean, they are important figures in Equestria but we barely know anything about them
>>131403034chan X never forgets anon
>>13140302Ah, so he didn't draw it? That's a shame, it's a huge improvement over his typical anatomy.
>>13140237I know this feeling too well lately. But it's all about getting that momentum. Draw something, move on to the next and to the next. If you slow down you risk coming to a halt.
>>13140313>I_reckognise_those_breats.png>no citizen I am not celesta->hello twist! why the get-up
>>13140326I believe that mlpgchan also uses [s]
>>13140319You never had dumb kids in your school trying to avoid lessons by eating some raw potatoes and get sick?
>>13140285I know right?
>>13140319Yeah. There's shit in raw potatoes that fucks with your nervous system. Same thing with tomatoes.
>>13140313I hate him for drawing super boobs but not letting it overshadow the character.
>>13140303size difference is a great fetish
>>13140313Thats the one. Thanks.>>13140327Well, moreso on Celestia. Luna got like an episode and a half while Candyass got a whole bunch looking pretty.>>13140343>>13140252>>13140285I am tempted to play this.
>>1314034310/10 would consensually hold hands with
>>13140344>There's shit in raw potatoes that fucks with your nervous system.I-it's fine if you hav eonly one, right?
>>13140358ugh not macro, that shit is fucking awful and if you like it you're literally a giant faggoti'm talking a woman who's like a foot or even two taller than you~ unf
>>13140354Don't most artists?
>>13140345Thank you Rainbow.
>>13140317Oh geez, you got me this time!But seriously, why don't you ever return my messages
>>13140370Will you risk eating just one potato?
>>13140276Well you are the only one that requested something so yeah I'll try it. Can't promise anything.
>>13140340That could lead to a hilarious thing of Celestia doing things with people and then they go into Twist's shop and try to recollect those things with her.
>>13140358fuck i would love to bathe in a tiny for them pool of their sweat or piss
>>13140373I thought you were cool at first but you're becoming lamer and lamer by the minuteI'm done with you, have some weird fetish shit for the road
>>13140382She still has problems with telecommunications.
>>13140383i already did
>>13140388Hey BDF if you do draw and feel like drawing more could you also draw this >>13140261?
>>13140358>you will never enter Equestria to find out all of the ponies are actually really, really fucking big>Princesses are the first to find you>You will never get to ride around on their heads
>>13140261Oh I didn't see this. Yeah I'll try it.
>>13140390No I'm serious Dash, how can I repay you for opening my eyes?
>>13140403that's what everyone says, so I sent her a letter, a telegram, a singing telegram, a messenger pigeon and a note inscribed on a cakeshe's just fucking ignoring me while going on about how she's lonely every night
>>13140425obviosuly she wants the dick, anon
>>13140364You really should.How do I unlock the others though?
>>13140436gross, I'm not going to fuck a moonhorse
>>13140425Ya been friend zoned, Jack.
>>13140375Not really, they usually have the tits be the "center piece" and use it to carry. I can't explain it but there's something about msob that draws me in. It drives me nuts.
>>13140423I suggest you don't metion it.Dash is into decapitation.
>>13140443The boobs man. The boobs.
>>13140443obviously you just need to find a girl with macromastia and get to know her without being a super-creeper
>>13140394>tfw ywn make a cute superbusty redhead feel like a princess for a day
>>13140437They're already unlocked, just a different flash game: http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends-2&id=7401My head canon is that Dash has no sense of fashion. But it's so absurd it's fashionable again. Bitches don't know 'bout my rainbow wardrobe.Also there are no dresses and only two skirts. They know what's up.
>>13140480> But it's so absurd it's fashionable againSo your headcanon Dash is a hipster?
>>13140445That doesn't sound right at all, I think you're confused.
>>13140498No, Dash just always dresses in style. That style being rainbows, short shorts and a shit ton of accessories.
>human Dash will never give you a footjob
>>13140449Real talk, I'd pay for a well made pony version of this.>>13140480Yeah, whoever made this watches the show.Also fuck you, this is way too fun.
>>13140510but what if he isn't?
>>13140520That face is weird
>You will never lick human Fluttershy's sweaty and smelly feet
>>13140529goodI'd much rather give her a backrub
>>13140513>huan dash will never give you a sweaty, smelly footjob with thigh-high socks on
>>13140520Yeah, now I understand why girls are crazy about clothes. Imagine if you you were a life-sized version of this.
>>13140464I have the mental image of her beign befuddled but absolutly delighted in the special treatment todaymaybe someone misunderstood when her birthday was for this to happen?
>>13140532I didn't know jock itch was afetish
>>13140532>Dash would be rough, but dexterous
>>13140458It's not just the boobs, it's like there's a heart behind them.>>13140462It's just a stupid fetish that I can't help but like.>>13140464That's just it, I don't want to let the hyper tits be the main focus. I just think they are adorable and somehow attract me. Unfortunately that's the exact opposite of being a good person and letting it sway my judgement and want to be with her. It's a catch-22 of a fetish.
>>13140535>you will never be Rarity's test model>she will never spend the day dressing you up in cute outfits>she will never make you feel pretty
>>13140529Why is it always stinky? Why can't the girl have clean feet?
>>13140550Because muh fetish and I want them to be stinky.
>>13140550clean them yourself~
>>13140550Anon is one fucked up guy.Can't even give my human horse a footrub without him describing how the smell of old cheese, vinegar, and old leather make him hard
Would go out with Dash to watch a public guillotine execution?
>>13140574Depends, would she get visibly aroused by it?
>>13140574Who is going to be executed?
>>13140566Ah, so the dirt is part of the fetish, like tears.
>>13140544I used to think you were kind of a dork but then I realized I that fell for Big Macintosh for similar reasonsI just want a cute, cuddly, softspoken pony that's also fucking huge
>you will never a party Applejack
>>13140520Why is this so fun
>>13140577Yes.>>13140578Luna, then the executioner will sodomize the corpse.
>>13140566I hope you get it in real life one day and get afungal infection
>>13140550Playing dress up.>transparent legginsTHIS BONER>>13140588Holy shit that is an adorable Pank.
>>13140598I'd frost that Rarity.
>>13140540That would be adorable. She probably hates her tits but wants to accept them as a part of herself. Also to trust a man with her body and make her feel appreciated but paranoid that that's all guys want her for.
>>13140581That is now how dresses work, you silly pony!
>>13140593Will there be crowds?tell her to invite gilda
>>13140593>Luna, then the executioner will sodomize the corpse.If you didn't know, that little gremlin on the right is the one that drew those picturesAlso you're a huge faggot
>>13140597I have actually licked a girl's feet, they were pretty smelly too.Didn't get a fungal infection
Pony has a special limited edition smile for youYou have to go to the bedroom to claim it
>>13140642okay, I'll go now
>>13140593Then I would definitely go. And discretely try to rub her to make her as uncomfortably hot as possible. And when her legs start giving out and she's just about ready to ask me to rut her right there in public I'd dose her with a bucket of cold water.
>>13140642but I'm already in my bedroom.
>>13140598>suit pants>no matching topCOME ON
>>13140642>>13140646And then nobody saw Anonymous for the reast of the day.
>>13140637I recognize Jay from the comic, but who are the other two?
>>13140637>If you didn't know, that little gremlin on the right is the one that drew those picturesI have no idea who that is.>>13140637>Also you're a huge faggotI had no intention of taking things in that direction, the conversation just happened to remind that that thing existed, so I felt you needed t be reminded too.
>>13140580I know, it's stupid. Hyper makes it endearing for me and makes me want to protect them and treat them more like a person to compensate their own self-consciousnesses of it and the judgement and objectification of everybody else.
>>13140639anon please, you're going to make me vomit
>>13140642I'll go tomorrow
>>13140607She'd probabyly find it sweet if you worried about her back holding out. I mean, she's had to live with the tits fro mlike... psh, she doesn't even remember the times without em. Her back is probably invincible, endurance wise, don't worry about it.Of cource, the fact she thinks her back is completely invunerable just sort of worries you even more, because "What If", you know?
>>13140669You'll call now.
Thank good these are too cute to be for sexual.
>>13140637>stop being proud of your kinks>here, thump this bible instead
>>13140685>logical argument fallacy list.png
>have a dream about hanging out with a good friend of yours and having a great time>wake up an realize you and he haven't been friends or spoken in yearsHey Luna, when I mentioned I wanted a decent dream, I'd really like one that isn't so crushingly depressing.
>>13140685If I had the tools I'd cut a hole in a bible and use it as a masturbation aid.
>>13140550Because you two have been working out hard all day. And you kept up really well with her on that 5k warm up. When she takes off her shoes (and you take off her socks with your mouth) did you think her feet were going to be fresh like chilled daisies? No, it'd smell like the rest of her. Sweaty and ready for a rutting. She likes you being her work out partner, she thinks sex is the best warm down exercise.
>>13140667Her feet were smelly anon, and I licked them.I even sucked on her toes.If she had underarm hair, I'd lick that too.
>>13140705but sex burns tons of caloriesit's terrible warm-down exercise
>>13140437This is just plain adorable!
>>13140677i'll have it
>>13140677>Ponyville has no AC>On hot days person horses wander around outside in barely anything at all. >Pinkie Pie has to man the cash register inside>This is her work attire.
>>13140721>filenameYeah, I can see that
>>13140721Dammi I thought anon said these weren't for sexual.
>>13140674I chalk it up to the fact the place is magical and maybe she has a spell over her or wears some sort of enchanted item. I've heard that real busty women wouldn't have as many back problems if they exercise that portion of their body more, but they are usually lazy and don't. But yeah, I would worry not only of the physical ramifications of those knockers, but of the social ones as well. People probably either see her as a freak or as an object to project their fetishes on. Makes me want to treat her like a person even more so to compensate but ironically that's the exact same thing.
>>13140728but if it is ponyville then it shouldnt have personhorses
>>13140721>no fashion senseDoesn't mean it's not unfable.
>>13140704I just now realized that when you disappear for a while I suddenly have a lot more fun in the threadsThen you come back and remind me of your existence
>>13140717Terrible for you, she's going to make you do all the work.
>>13140736Anon was lying to you.
>>13140745Harsh, anon.Not everypony can be perfect
>>13140738Don't worry, your pedestal you put her on has a lot more ivory than everyone else's pedestal.
>>13140703Call him up you nigger, rekindle the friendship. I had a dream recently of my grandpa who died of lung cancer. Made me call my grandma and spend some time with her.
>>13140716so this is what this thread is about now eh> one sick fetish, each more disgusting than the lastI'm not even against sex-talk but this is a sad state of affairs here
Dammit AJ why is it hard to do anything decent with you?>>13140736They aren't.
>>13140436All she has to do is come over.
>>13140753All ponies are perfect.Except Fluttershy.
>>13140763Then why do you keep posting for sexual?
>>13140745Is that because of things I do, or because of your negative perception of me?>>13140749Don't be silly, anon wouldn't do that, he's my friend.
how much nexos you got scrubsyes it isn't pony shutup
>>13140758I'm not even sure where he is these days, I could go to his parents house and ask for his number I guess, but that just seems like a can of ackward.
>>13140756Yes, I know how hypocritical it is, which is why I hate myself for it. Even though it's just a fictional character, it doesn't mean that I don't not do that in real life. I worry about how I treat others and want it to be just and fair, based on who they are rather than what they are.
>>13140761Which is sicker, cumming in someone's food and drinks with them not knowing, or licking someone's smelly feet?
>>13140738It would be sort of adorable to try and hold a vanilla, regular relationship with her, tryign to at least compensate for her huge breasts. I mean, hand holdign would be the only romantic activity that wouldn't have her breasts getting in the way, everythign else would probably involve you trying to not accidently get knocked out by Twist suddenly turning around or something
>>13140769yeah, fuck that slut
>>13140763Yeah, AJ harly has any good clothes
>>13140781Cumming in their food/drinks.
>>13140772It's because you're a creepy bastard and your off-hand comments on nearly everything come off as such, and 50% of said comments are about how you want to rape things
>>13140779No way, it just shows you care. Let's say it leads to you getting a hold of him and get your old bud back, then that's great. If it leads to an awkward phase, then you don't have to see that person again anyway, so it's nothing to lose. Don't let your own fear stop you from the power of friendship.
>>13140781dude, look at what you just wrote?Why the fuck are we here when those two topics are all that ever get discussed. Might as well be on /b/
>>13140782>trying to not accidently get knocked out by Twist suddenly turning around or somethingEven when you hold hands one of you will have to walk a little bit ahead. Anyone abreast of her gets a wallop.
>>13138387Remove pony.Buy new controller.
Why is it that I can tolerate Fluttershy in every form that isn't her pony version?
>>13140824Sweaters look good on her.
>>13140785She's a simple kind of girl. She never was one for fancy clothes.
>>13140794I'm pretty sure I haven't mentioned rape in this thread more than once, and I've been fairly active in it.
>>13140823Anon do you know how late you are answering that question, I've been waiting here for four hours.EXPLAIN YOURSELF
>>13140814Yes, thats why you try to compromise.I mean, you could still hug Twist. You'd just have to hug her from behind. And put your arms in the general vicinity of her waist and pray you don't accidently touch a sensetive spot.
twist is a little ponywhy are you guys talking about her breasts
>>13140854Joke's on you they're sensitive all over
>>13138509Wait a second....
>>13140782It's such a stupid gimmick but I love it. Not only that but I've always liked character creation and speculation, so I can't help but to fill in the blank spots of who she is and what her life is like.
>>13140875I hate how the gag tits are always the focus of his pictures.
>>13140867>threadly "why are you guys doing this" postlighten up yo
>>13140869Don't fucking do this to me man.
>>13137440 NO YOU SHIT CUNT LIFTING ONLY STUNTS YOUR (height) GROWTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>13140885Anon's got a point.
>>13140869I'm thinking she's epecially sensative on her big, diner-plate sized areolas. You can't exactly discount her nipples, either - they'd probably also be irregularly sized as a cause-and-effect (because her breast are enourmous, her areolas are huge, so her nipples would therfore likewise be large, and larger than normal at that)
>>13140885why don't you leaveI want to discuss ponyyou're just shitposting
>>13140911yeah, some pictures he doesn't draw them and so they can't be the focus
>>13140867I agreeLet's talk about little ponies
>>13137355I'm 5'10" 135lbs, so we probably have similar proportions.
>>13140927>You will never be invited to a secret tea party
>>13140937They smell like human.
>>13140918They're so big you can't not see them.
>>13140957why is twist a futa now
>>13140903It really doesn't.
>>13140963It's a shirt, I'm just having fun with a filename and making you see something that isn't.
>>13140953Alright, which one of you guys have been rubbing against all the ponies again? Only Fluttershy likes that.
>>13140957I think thats the jokein before twist tries the methods of getting a specific type of ignorance - i.e, dressed like that your obviously looking for attention so everyone ignores you type of deal
>>13140937Why not cute humans?
>>13140985Twilight Sparkle was rubbing against me.
>>13140993Do you have the setting on where it removes filenames?
>>13141008those designs only remind of how fuckugly EqG was
>>13141008White Twilight is my fetish
>>13141008I like how much darker colored clothing they have for Twilight. The black and dark purples are perfect.
>>13141008Why is that animu girl cosplaying as an Equestria Girl?
>>13141042Hmm. Nope, I don't think it's going to work for her. Better go back to the drawing board.
>>13141012You son of a bitch, how dare you accuse my waifu of being a whore! Come here so I can cut you!
>>13141008The humans in EQG were sometimes cute though
>>13141064There were no humans in EG
Is it wrong that I picture best pony sleeping in these?>>13141051http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118
>>13141067>MLPG: the comic
>>13141064Some of the background humans were.That one, is not
>>13141067Starting is just as hard.
>>13141042Goodness. That's possibly close.Obviously that top is specially made and waterproof, because if it sin't I suspect Twists breasts will destroy it once it gets wet
>>13141044Why didn't they give the girls different outfits everyday? Then Rarity finds Twilight wearing her clothes from yesterday and keeps bringing her clothes to school (Her clothes adjusted to fit Twilight, of course) to dress her up. It'd even help tie in Rarity's obsession with fashion and her generosity.It would also make those outfits recognizable for the little girls and drive up the 'dress up' value of the dolls they were trying to sell.
>>13141008At first glance I thought that book was a pair of panties.
>>13141079OH FUCKA BUN HNNNG
>>13141057Poor girl can't catch a break.>>13141101You talking about hard nipples?
>>13141079She has to keep those long legs warm somehow.
>>13141079But AnonFluttershy sleeps nude
>>13141064not quite as cute as your candy waifu though
>>13141111Maybe. Certainly GG's Gillou tier size areolas, at least, but nipples that are basically spikes to wet clothing probably won't hurt
>rendering something>Photoshop and Sai wont work with all this memory being drained>actually have an excuse to slack off and play games.
>>13141079Not wrong, and neither is your perception of who is best pony.
>>13141064Not really>>13141102To be honest, that's something you really can't fault Hasbro since so many other animated shows do the same shit. I think PSG is one of the few who subvert this by showing Panty and Stocking in different clothes every episode.>>13141110Short hair = bun > ponytail > long hair
WE EQG NOW?
>>13141114I would ravage that tight little assno pedo
why is someone spamming EG shit