Cute pairing edition!last horse>>13120249
>>13125301Anon x Big Sweetie BelleGO
derpy is a very ugly pony
cute
Mothpone x Rarity's dresses.
>>13125335IT CONTINUES
>>13125345> Pinkie loves nothing more than to wake up to the smell of Dash's morning dew
Someone should make this but with Sweetie.
>>13125335Don't say big, say voluptuous or well-endowed. Big is the PC term for fat as hell.
>>13125345So did they fall asleep like that or did they just kind of end up like that during the night?
>>13125358>>13125335Actually I vote for Anon x Big Sweetie x Leggy Applebloom. OT3 9-EVAR>>13125352
>>13125371i don't blame her
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1japonies in 10 minutes, but stram is FUBAR
Everything You Love Will Be Ruined With The Passage Of Time General
>>13125386how about Thick?
Well I found my waifu today anons, what have you done?Best villain pony and sexiest.
>>13125386Zaftig, neumatic, percussive, worshipful, what have you
>>13125373I can't even handle my own personal problems, how am I going to help her with hers?
>>13125413He's mostly right. Thick can mean "really kind of cottage-cheese, usually with a thick fat-oval'ed face.
>>13125423
>>13125403But that's honey
Time for DEMOCRACY to choose best horse.http://strawpoll.me/366200
Underground-tier pairing, but I find it cute.Their colors look nice together.
Babylon Five Ponies feature much more engaging and realistic stories and characters than the much more popular Star Trek: The Next Generation Ponies.
>>13125403>your favorite pony will never wear an oven mitt for a hat and pretend to be a captain
>>13125439ah hell, we'll say voluptuous then. I think it's a better word anyway.
>>13125416
>>13125453Who even is that
>>13125301New favorite Derpy shipEven if it doesn't have that much content, it's still cute.
>>13125423THE BOOP IS YOURS AND EVERYTHING IN IT
>>13125452>no other optionYou make me sick.
>>13125169Why does Anon sound like Mordecai?
>>13125465I saved both the thumbnail and the large version.Your move anon.
>>13125465
>>13125434You're always going to have personal problems. That's a fact of life.
>>13125340Everyone knows that.
>>13125387they just fell asleep like thatthey may have gotten fucked up the night beforemy little hangover
>>13125387Dash doesn't exactly sleep so much as move around on the bed while unconscious.
>>13125340BURN, HERETIC
>>13125491Because maybe Margaret would be hotter as a totally stacked hip-huggable ladu?
>>13125403http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1iwPtdJHsw
>>13125444Maybe it's because I'm marathoning JoJo, but I want Ripple ponies and Pillar Horses.
>>13125533>tfw lolip is ded and hats us
>>13125525Did you follow the general about it? I tried but the quality felt lacking.
>>13125479I met an anon from an antique landWho said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in /mlp/. Near them, on the sand,Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,And wrinkled scrunch, and sneer of cold command,Tell that its sculptor well those passions readWhich yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;And on the pedestal these words appear:“My name is My Little Pony General, Thread of Threads:Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”Nothing beside remains. Round the decayOf that colossal wreck, boundless and bareThe lone and level sands stretch far away.
>>13125462It's also more sexy, just in the saying of it.
>>13125532I figured Dash might be a sleep flyer and just landed on Pinkie's face, but that's pretty great too
>>13125571It's a pitty.I loved it when we hung out.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/08/japanese-pony-merchandise-site-opens.htmlDoes this mean that mlp is selling in japan or is just normal procedure?
I like Spike ships.Spike ships are cute.
>>13125468Just a background pony from TLR. His official name is Comet Tail, and has his own blind bag.People saw him close to Twilight and the ship sailedThat's how shipping works
>>13125532Is this a hint at Rose Tinted?!
>>13125543>watermarks
>>13125578It was too delicate a thing to trust on a board like this.I enjoy the few GG pictures and that's a good place to leave it.
>>13125604Spike ships are cute until they turn into teenage pregnancy.
>>13125604>The CMC is preggers.>Spike is the father.
>>13125509
>>13125600Well, Japan is all about pastel colored what the fuck eversIt's possible it's just a store who started catering to the leetle girls and occasional terrible fuckhead
>>13125391How leggy?
>>13125416She seems fundamentally fun.
>>13125629And then they're fucking hot
>>13125604Yes they are.
>>13125599yeah.he, LK and GG were the only artists in here i knew before MLP.i can't remember if he actually posted here, but he did post on fimchan.and that's ded too now.fuck, how times change.
>>13125649Kicking farmer's daughter leggy.
>>13125661Sparity a shit.
>>13125629You seem to underestimate the hotness that is the CMC erotically laying eggs of half-horse half-pony hybrids
>>13125651What are you saying?Are you coming onto my waifu?Step off man she's MINE.
>>13125578>Expecting /mlp/ to tell good greentext stories.Yeah...hate to stroke my own ego but we did a waaay better job.Probably because we KNOW WHEN TO FUCKING STOP!/mlp/? NOPE, WE GOTTA GRIND THIS SHIT INTO POWDER AND GRIND THAT SOME MORE!
>>13124260>Not sure if femsnails would honestly be lewd enough for thatyeah she's not really a very lewd pony that's for sure
>>13125651http://mlpg.co/dashie/
What if pone was Mike Tyson?
>>13125684Shut up NonymousYour opinions are shit anyways
>>13125698Give her time.
>>13125695That's one of the things about MLPG. We hop topics so it doesn't wear out.
>>13125695>that feel when you will never
>>13125706>Cutie mark on his face.
>>13125735I want to doll up Butterfly against her will
Adorable.
>all this talk about slowly dying
>>13125629>two different species>copulating
>>13125379how does Rarity explain to Sweetie Belle that she will have to be put into special classes?
Is there such thing as a bread pony?Like a pony made of bread, maybe even different types of bread, tiger bread pony, french bread pony etc.
http://strawpoll.me/366229
>>13125715no see I was being sarcastic
>>13125761It was mostly me, and I kept doing it because it felt kind of funny.We're staying strong and living life though
>>13125764I thought it was like a common lore thing that dragons can get anything pregnant
>>13125764Dragons can impregnate any species.Go ask /tg/.
>>13125764>magic world>forgetting that wizards have no sense of right and wrong
>>13125698I still think she should treat very basic things, like hand-holding tier basic, as the greatest thing everI still remember the whole doodlethign you had with Rose once - totally loved the nose-kiss concept for snails and I'd love to see it more often
>>13125775The fact she is scared of her own arousal is adorable.
>>13125604Do you like this?
If a dragon can get anything pregnant.Can anything get a dragon pregnant?
>>13125703Shit, we need a list of mlpg.co things like this. Isn't there one about EqG?
>>13125775GG, that's really not that lewd. I thought about doing twisted, awful things with fellow classmates by like grade nine. Like tie them up shibari style to the Presidential Fitness pull-up bar and fuck them at my leasure, delighting in how their stoppered screams felt under my palm as I tensed their neck.If anything I've gotten more vanilla since.
>>13125809a dragon
>>13125783>>13125785I dont think you guys know what copulating means
>>13125795if they did it today there would be thread long shitstorms about circlejerking
>>13125809Probably unlikly. You'd have to ask /tg/
Would you eat pony meat?
>>13125827Cross-species fuckings happen all over the animal kingdom. Google "dog humps chicken." I dare you.
>>13125827No. We only know of horizontal tangos.
Would you a femRumble?
>>13125842Do I look French?
>>13125827
>>13125767>"Sweetie, you are a retard. Now everybody will think I am too. The shit I put up with."
>>13125819> leasure> not 'leisure'All my rage
>>13125827given the context of his disbelief i assumed he meant the impregnation that goes with it otherwise his statement wouldn't make sense
>>13125852Isn't she already female?
>>13125710Your opinion on my opinion is shit.
>>13125809>Can anything get a dragon pregnant?yesIt is known that sometimes, men discover that their children are half dragons and their wives were dragons tranformed into humans
>>13125703It's so catchy.
>>13125819just because she doesn't imagine herself as the dominant one doesn't mean she's not lewd
Today i went to a toy store.I was checking the MLP toys for the first time in almost 3 years.It felt weird to finally have pony merchandise in front of me. i wanted to buy them
>>13125858how do you get that?
>>13125876It really isI think it might be my favorite fan made mlp song, even the background tune is pretty cool sounding
>>13125869it totally makes senseCross species intercourse is wrong
>>13125799I don't know why but eyes like that make me giggle. It's like their brain is melting.
>>13125881Oh, oh I seeSo she's into male haremsI SEEAlright, that's a step up from "hot nudes"Way more lewd
>>13125886https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/google-dictionary-by-goog/mgijmajocgfcbeboacabfgobmjgjcoja?hl=en>inb4 but im on firefox
>>13125834perhapsstill want to see more pic related around, though
>>13125906>using chromeEnjoy your botnets.
>>13125881She was lewd enough to proposition two zebras.
>>13125906neatcuts out the middleman of having to google it
>>13125897You only feel that way because we're the only sapient species on the planetYou have to think outside of the pony
>>13125883>tfw my dog chewed up my RD toy>tfw my Lyra, Rarity and fluttershy where untouchedThank god it wasn't any of the good ones.
>>13125875>half dragonsm-muh childhood
>>13125918I'm pretty sure she just accepted the offer.
>>13125917The feds haven't found me yet>>13125925Don't make me feel like a shithead for giving you something.
>>13125859B-but sis, i tried to be smart like the other ponies!
>>13125917how many times are we gonna have to have this conversation, anonAll browsers are botnetsthe difference between chrome and firefox is the that former is actually functional and the latter is a bloated resource hog
remember when drawing used to be fun?
>>13125875>Brave knight returns to his kingdom.>"The deed is done, my lord!">'Most excellent, brave knight, A FEAST IS TO BE HAD!'>Months pass and a knock is heard on the knights door.>He opens it to find a rather cross looking king.>Standing next to him is a small child.>Covered in scales.>Beaming at him.>'DADDY!'>...>"I said 'Slay'...you deaf fool."
>>13125813http://mlpeg.co/
>>13125939>not wanting half-dragon childrenThe only downside is if you get a greedy dragon that forces you to pay child support with no visitation privileges.
>>13125946>Don't make me feel like a shithead for giving you something.I think you misunderstood meI'm thanking you, now I dont have to go to google to find a defintion
>>13125852repeatedly
>>13125873Please. Its an adorable ship and there's not hing bad about it.
I'm convinced, Twilight is black
>>13125975forgive me, meaning is hard to figure out in text
>>13125934Can't I think inside the pony?
>>13125967>a few months old>already able to talkdamn, dragons age fast
>>13125967>D-Daddy!>nyuh... faggot!
>>13125961Meet new friendsSell some appleFind my princeProve-i'm-great to the Wonderbolts
>>13125985ChocoLight is best
>>13125593thats pretty qt>>13125620is this some fanfic or something?
>>13125985All that grape flavored purple color soda really meessed up her hair.
I can't help it, it's so adorable
>>13126007They start fast and slow down.
>>13125755I was scrolling past and read that as something about Butterfly up against a wall.That's either a really good position or a really terrible one, depending on what's going on.
>>13126009oh you son of a bitchthat got metime for a rewatch
>>13125974that's not what i meant. "half-dragon" just triggered some memories of a really great children's book, which was also dramatized for TV with puppets.
>>13125881>that pictureunf
>>13126029>non-canon ship
>>13125983I'm not arguing that it can't be a cute ship, just that it's not one that I can see working out.
>>13125961>used to be
Fuck, if I get a pony pregnant, is the kid going to be a centaur? Is it going to be a pony? Or a pony with a very human face?
>>13126028oh you
>>13126028are you implying that she dyed her hair with kool-aid? Cause people do that.
>>13126051Satyr
>>13126046CAN'TCAN'T see working out.
>>13126051satyr
>>13126051>Or a pony with a very human facePRAY FOR CENTAUR
>>13126001what is that really from?
>>13126062GOD DAMN ITI WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIMEARJGJGH DISTRACTIONS
>>13126051Centaurs are best
>>13126032She's definitely the kind of pony who likes it rough. I could see anon banging her up against a wall while she's still got her wraps on and covered in sweat.
>>13126040everyone's got their own interests, anonbesides, the elements of harmony are like celebrities in this worldI'm sure femsnails isn't the only one obsessing over them this way
>>13126049Drawing isnt fun.
>>13126009>On a very special episode of Jerry Springer.>A knight in full armor is sitting in a chair.>A massive dragon is taking up the rest of the building.>A halfbreed child is running around aimlessly as Jerry holds up the envelope.>"You are NOT the father!">Crowd explodes.>Knights starts to dance.>FIRE EVERYWHERE.
>>13126051Good question
>>13126051Uncanny Valley Pony
>>13126111but I'm having fun
>>13126125satyr has no right being that cute
>>13126129I'm not kraut
>>13126115>Knights starts to dance
Would pony find you sponge-worthy?
>>13126146I didn't say you were
>satyr shitwelp, time to fire up the filters
>>13126157Go away Tom Kenny. You get enough autismbux when you're the Ice king.
>>13126128While most of these things freak me out, that one I kind of still find cute. I could deal with a world full of ponies that looked like that.
>>13126149Hey man, they all look the same!
>>13126171I liked him as most of the voices in Powerpuff Girls
>>13126107>elemnts of harmony are celebrities!>everyone forgot they saved the world twice already
>>13126107I mean, look at us.
>>13126171OHH BUUUBBLEGUUUMYA SEEM LIKE A LOT OF FUNN~
>>13126107> there are celebrity-inspired dildos and onaholes> Snails just has to find her one> Dash's is remarkably accurate> the shopkeeper pretends Snails must be over-age, as she apparently needs this> the bits shake out of her hooves as she snatches the long black thing and tears out the door> she loses her nerve halfway home and leaves it "inconspicuously" in an eggplant cart> Mrs. Cake is all too delighted to buy it for .12 bits and bringing it home
>>13126205someone didn't forget
>>13126145Satyr is deservedly cute
>>13126194I liked him most in IGPX.
>>13125301Hey, he got the back right. Thats exactly what a girls back looks like.
>>13126205>Save the world.>All you get is a pane of glass in a private area of the castle.>The public isn't even allowed in.
>>13126173>Who's Zweihander is this>your's right?>no that one's Sir Roderburry's that's mine over there up against the railing
>>13126214you do know those don't come off, right?
>>13126224Does Femsnails fantasize about getting gangbanged by the elements of Harmony
>>13126235>But I am Sir Roderburry!>Que laugh track
>>13126247Of course breast implants don't come off. They come out.
>>13126235Mine is the Schweizersabel
>>13126265I wonder how she would react to a pair of over eager Zebra twins.
>>13126265No, just AJ
I can't draw anymore anons. I lost my ability to. I'm spiraling into depression and I ran out of lithium. Can you help me? Or should I wallow?
>>13126266>"Luna are you wathcing yer old knight animes again?">ITS NOT A ANIME CELESTIA ITS A REAL COMEDY
>>13126268What am I even donating to?You have 5 seconds to tell me or get the fuck off my porch
>>13126247At least it doesn't look like some cheap job
>>13126277We know very much how she reacts to two over eager Zebra twins.
>>13126285You need inspiration.
>>13126285Waaaaade in the waterWaaaaade in the water, children!
>>13126285if you;re going to wallowmind doing it somewhere else?
>>13126286would Luna like series 1 of blackadder?
>a mob of ponies with torches and pitchforks arrive outside your door>Mayor Mare is leading itMayor Mare: "Human? Hello, human? Oh, hello. We've come to burn your horrible abomination at the stake."Human: "Ugh, what?"Mayor Mare: "You see, some of us are under the impression that little Half-Heart is the reason for the crops going bad and the milk being spoiled...and...you know...curses..."Human: "Half-Heart, get out here.">half human half pony abomination wanders outHalf-Heart: "Sup, dad."Human: "Did you ruin all these poor people's crops?"Half-Heart: "Mmmm...no? Was I...was I supposed to?"Human: "You see? He has no idea what you're talking about."Fluttershy: "What's going on? Why is everyone up?"Human: "Go back to bed, dear."
>implying Celestia wouldn't be an amazonian
>>13126277DYEFGG?http://i.imgur.com/OulCfop.png
>>13126315I think Luna would watch Monty Python for the memes.
>>13126316>not having satyrs with Mayor Mare
>>13126265>Does Femsnails fantasize about getting gangbanged by the elements of HarmonySee: >>13125881She doesn't just fantasize, she writes fanfiction about it
>>13126314>>13126310>>13126305At least you tried to help.
>>13126331>Permavirgin.Can't take two at all, nope.But damn if she would try.
>>13126285can you give a few more details?or tell who you are, so people can approach you directly?don't rely on anon.
>>13126326>are you not happy?
>>13126316what a half-hearted scenario
>>13126346You pressed the button, didn't you? Snips.
damn, i noticed that they sell a lot of adventure time crap at brony conventions
>>13126352They aint going in her vaghttp://i.imgur.com/fdInh5o.png
>>13126366le happy merchant.jpg
>>13126368GGGG police no
>>13126346Wwhat happens next in her fanfiction
>>13126368A-are they going to fuck her ears!?
>>13126368Okay but can they go in her vag after?
>>13126366Interesting.
>>13126387>>13126391>>13126395http://i.imgur.com/TphTKrk.pngThis is "the end"
>>13126387GGGG baby baby baby
>tfw Hasbro is going to get rid of Applejack because she isn't marketable
>>13126368>that ribbon
>>13126316Change Fluttershy to Rarity or Sweetie Belle and you got my attention
>>13126346>inb4Appleseed
>>13126286>Knight sitcoms>Stay tuned for an all new episode of "Knightfeld">And then everyone saw my chainmail: Parliament, the King, My mother...>Hey Rodderburry! can I borrow your dragon?>what are you gonna do with it?>IM GONNA JUMP OFF THE DRAWBRIDGE
>>13126395Silly anon, they couldn't possibly both fit thereOne in each hole, maybe.
>>13126391oh godthat'd actually be soemthing I'd like to see, even as a gagespecially if we get a "Is it in yet" joke from it
>>13126409wait a secondGG doesn't taper his lines like that
>>13126415adult Sweetie?
>>13126413She wouldn't have been included in the primary cast without market focus research. She markets just fine, just not as well as TWOLOIT or RAIENBOWE DAESH
It's been 48 hours since my last orgasm, should I hold off longer or try the marshmallow thing
>>13126413Nobody knows what to do with her. They should have asked Lauren for the manual before they booted her.
>>13126437He did draw that, thoughthat series is the first appearance of the zebra twinsGuess he was experimenting with a different technique
>>13126450hold it off for longer
>>13126355I wish I could anon but I am a coward who shuns everyone and likes to hide. I'll find my way I hope.
>>13126450Wait six hours and try edging a little bit
>>13126316that's actually kinda funny
>>13126437I'm 99.999% sure he made thoseI was there when he posted them after I requested double zebra blowjob.
>>13126450marshmallow thing?
>>13126326I have conflicting feelings about this, on one hand I want to save that Chrysalis but I really don't want to see the other two ever again. Guess I'll cut the picture and then save it.
>>13126444>She wouldn't have been included in the primary cast without market focus research.I thought she was only included because she is the only one from G1 who they still had the rights to
Which of these ponies is the most edible?
>>13126450Edge as long as you can, then cum on a plushie/toy
>>13126413Twilight: Where's Applejack?Rainbow Dash: Didn't you hear? She had to go fight in the Great Apple Wars!Twilight: Oh my goodness, we need to go help her!Pinkie Pie: Stop what you're doing! I just got this letter from Applejack you guys!Dear Friends,I have gone to fight in the Apple Wars and may not be back for some time, or at all. But one thing is for certain, if you follow after me I'll be horribly maimed. Please find a replacement for my Element.Be Back Soon (Maybe),Applejack
>>13126467i'd beat you up if i knew you irl
>>13126433>They are balls deep inside her ears>If they went any further they'd probbly be litterally touching balls inside her skull>"Nope, Don't feel much at all, you sure they're in yet?">"We're-">"WHAT SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
>>13126496The chicken
>>13126455>every episode is apple related>every song is apples>aj is turned into a human and she wears full apple clothes and boots with apples on themwhen will it end
>>13126519Why anon? Why are you so mean?
>>13126495>I thought she was only included because she is the only one from G1 who they still had the rights toPretty much this.They had to include ONE silly pony.And who else but Applejack!
>>13126528Applejack's Apples! Available in your neighborhood Wal-Mart!
>that skin you really want will never go on sale
>>13126520
>>13126520GG, ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN?!
>>13126467>shuns everyone and likes to hideI only do that because I know no one wants to listen to my shitty problems, I tried telling someone before and they proved me right.
oh god help me how do i get the last unlock in cookie clicker
>>13126493>not liking giantlestia
>>13126495The only thing I'm thankful for Hasbro is making Lauren include Rarity.
>>13126558160 cursors.
>>13126528pic related
>>13125852>femrumbleWhat about a femmy androgynous male Rumble?
>>13126557I wish I knew you anon, we would have something in common. It will never be though.
>>13126560why is there no amazon futa celestia ficssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>13126560It's not her size, it's her looks, she looks like an ugly old woman
>>13126563I already have Trillion Fingers and I'm 41/42.
>>13126467the most important thing you have to do is not to dwell on negative thoughts and focus on trouble. don't talk shit about yourself, because you might cross the line where you believe it and subconsciously force yourself to fail. try to do something and not to have expectations, but take your results at face value. keep the things that are good close and don't waste your time on thinking about what's bad unless you are directly tackling the issues. if you insist on not being able to solve these problems you are creating a self-fulfilling prophecy and you shouldn't do that.i have to keep this short, since it would take too much time to explain it in detail, but isolating yourself is one of the worst things you can do in this situation. find someone you're comfortable talking with, it doesn't even have to be about problems and troubles. just talk. it helps.
>>13126563I got that one alreadythere's unlock 42 now and I have no idea how to get it
>>13126580I'd like to see a trapRumble.
>>13126540You have really great looking skin, I'd love to see it crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.
>>13126588>Ugly old woman.Also kinda like a dude.
>>13126590>41/42wait there's another one
>>13126596fuck dr hooves
>>13126596Think Geek, please...Get Spitfire...
>>13126594Sell one of your cursors, and then buy back to 160.Then Quadrillion Fingers shall appear.
>>13126557>>13126582there's always someone who cares. if someone doesn't approach you it means that they are reluctant to get involved to not make it worse. don't think ill of both you and other people.
>>13126591Thanks wish I could talk to you anon who ever you are.
>>13126550But what would happen if they cum inside her ears?In before Femsnails gets noticbly smarter, at least untill the zebra twins finally unplug themselves from her ears, the semen begins gushes out her earholes and Femsnails finally ahegos from the sensation as it just pours out her ears
>>13126590>>13126594OhTheres a new unlock that +10% incomeAll-chocolate cookies99,999,999,999 cookies
>>13126532>implying you're that guyyou're already beating yourself up, why should it matter?
>>13126633I have that one too. Still 41/42.
>>13126633I have that one too and I'm still at 41/42
>>13126629>Femsnails gets noticbly smarter, at least untill the zebra twins finally unplug themselves from her ears, the semen begins gushes out her earholes and Femsnails finally ahegos from the sensation as it just pours out her ears.My GOD man!
>>13126629You just brought back the memory of Sonic and Tails cumming in Rouge's ears.
>>13126614>you will never have sex with an "ugly" giantesslife is shirt
>>13126637Physical damage heals, mental damage scars.
>>13126665Gotta cum fast.
>>13126620Gladly~
>>13126627you can visit me in my thread in the sub if you want to. it's barely seeing any use anyway, talk all you want to talk about.http://mlpg.co/art/res/2576.html
>>13126690OK thanks.
Uh
So MLPG how are classes going for you?
0r0 is streaming right now and some guy just ironically bought a marker pony commission
http://i.imgur.com/blKjPOA.gifGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUE
>>13126717I dropped out. Failed all my classes and feel really shitty right now. Things will get better though, I'll catch the bus tomorrow.
>>13126738crying wolf only works for so long
Congratulations, MLPG
>>131267512 times, if i remeber correctly.
>>13126717Haven't starred yet.
>>13126746what are you planning to do?
>>13126766>>13126751stop spending so much time in mlpg you nerds
Spoiler for 0ponehttp://www.shadbase.com/comic_folder/2013-08-26-gaper-mario.swfIT BAG INS
i realize the screaming pain, hearing loud in me brain, but i'm going straight ahead with the scar
>>13126147what the
>>13126793I don't like his art
>>13126793i am in midfapping and your are reducing my boner right now
>>13126789>2 timesi meant the story. You're right though.
What did MLPG think of MisterDavey's newest gore fest?Is it better or worse than the PONY.MOVs?
so uhMLPG just finally made something about EarfuckingI would be suprised if it wasn't for the fact thee's already Bellybutton fucking and all sorts of other shit that came from hereonly question: who's goign to draw it first?
>>13126787Everything will be all right where I am going.
>>13126832It was K
>>13126840your mother
>>13126793
So I recently bought a second monitor. I just hooked it up and plugged in my tablet. Is there some way to set my computer so the tablet is only active on one of the two screens. The tablet is a Wacom Bamboo.
>>13126840I hope it's GGI miss the twins, and that first series don't have an actual ending.
>>13126851i don't like the sound of this.what will you do?
Someone give me a show vector?
>>13126717It's hell, these fuckers expect me to go see operas and shit just to write essays
>>13126832It was shit. the .mov series was shit. You're shit.
>>13126871didn't*
>>13126866Look through your manual and adjust settings.
>>13126866open your wacom driver settings, there should be an option in there
>>13126817
>>13126866what on Earth do you mean? you want two cursors?
>>13126874
>>13126832good for what it it
>>13126832some parts were good. it was too long.the parts i did see i enjoyed it slightly more than most of the MOVs
>>13126898what would i do without you, Harvey?
>>13126793the koopa's art looks like a narse drawing
>>131268402stupid4me
>>131267170fun
>>13126901the show, smart guy
>>13126888>>13126891Thank you. Got it working.>>13126900I have two screens. The surface of the tablet was spread across two screen leaving only half the surface area to work on. Now I have the whole surface area.
>>13126950EG is part of the show, idiot guy.
>>13126956i see, my sister's tablet only works as a mouse replacement
>>13126873I'm going to be happy is all.
>>13126793Why do I have to do a bunch of gay shit to get to the non-gay shit?
>>13125967Unf?
>>13126971the writers are people extremely vague about it not being connected so the idiots dont get mad.its clear to any sane person they will show up together again. just like they did in the movie and just like they did in the comic
>>13126984you brought this up.don't be mysterious. where are you going?because this sounds a little shady.
>>13126971listen here, you little shit
>>13127003That dragon is hot
What's the last time you unf'd to?
>>131270292:30
>>13127029
>>13127029humanized Twidash dorm sex
Sweetie's sad you haven't finished your projects.
>>13127029/unf/.
>>13127003>you will never fertilize a 50 foot high reptile, which weighs several tons
>>13127029gotta say the earfucking thing was strangly arousing in a unexpected sort of way
>>13127044>candle in a dorm roomShe's just asking to get written up.
>>13127073I bet they have alcohol in there, too.
>>13126544what happens if the twins meet anon?
>>13127003I'll be completely honest here, if the rest of the dragon looks anything like the face I would lay her too.Not even a scaly.
>>13127029dominate human amazon celestia is my fetish
>>13127084Twilight Sparkle never drank alcohol before until Rainbow Dash became her friend
>>13127069Earfucking is hotThere's a couple furry artists that do it wellIts pretty much the pinnacle of "Fuck anatomy, SEX"And it almost always has the best ahegao
>>13127093>you will never find a woman like that>especially none that wants you
>>13127067>She will never change her shape so she's not forced to use you as a living dildo>she'll still be about eight feet tall, muscled, and could crack a boulder with her thighs
>>13127003that dragon is the only creature on this picture which doesn't have a sidemouth
Can anyone give me a show vector?
>>13127003Jesus christ that source on the bottom
>>13127029When I saw Saffrons wobbly butt about 3 hours ago.
>>13127113Disgusting
>>13127116Lame
>>13127029just 20 seconds agohttp://i.imgur.com/axvKHbZ.jpg
>>13127129>>13127121Give the guy a break, it was the early 2000's. Times were different then and people weren't as aware of the faggotry that was to come of such things.
>>13127132Fuck you I just stopped and had a flashback of scrolling down the thread and stopping at that
>>13127143Im going to need links anon and Names
>>13127126Have many.
>>13127090yea, she could get it. Imagine the stuff she'd hunt and instantly cook for you.
>>13127116but she's still really tight, despite her size
>>13127149It's very unf.
>>13127113i can go for someone taking floppy ears and wrapping them around the dick to fapbut actual sticking the dick inside of the ear is overtheline for me
>>13127143
>>13127143Clearly photoshopped on
>>13127126
>>13127175>her curves are kickin>and I'm thinking about stickin
THIS IS A STICK UPGIVE ME ALL YOUR REQUESTS
>>13127195Celestia and Luna waking up with a massive hangover
So not that any of you care, but I made a post about how the Rarity plush I got was creeping me out because it was just staring me down and eyefucking me and gave me the urge to clean my room.Last night I snuggled with it as I fell asleep and I think that might have been the best sleep I have ever had in my entire life.I really did not want to wake up.Am I going insane? Is my waifuism finally going to far? Do I kill myself now before I pain a horse white and start fucking it?
>>13127195If endii I will. If not I will die.
>>13127195Cellophane bondage
>>13127195>>13127195MOTH PONE
>>13127143>that one gif of her unzipping her jeans and whipping out her cockEvery time.
>>13127195Take whatever request you get and make it lewd
>>13127195Fluttershy meets Shnitzel.Shnitzel is trying to say her name?
>>13127174>>13127151she really has a huge dick. i just recently downloaded siterip and every video i have seen i have fapped toosearch Mariana Cordoba at http://torrents.empornium.me/ to get everything
>>13127195Derpy delivering a present to Care package, and him dropping spaghetti
>>13127214As long as you aren't marrying it writing a letter to a porn artist to request them stop making dirty pictures of your "waifu" you're good
>>13127195Applejack eating an apple pear
>>13127214There are naturally white horses, you know
>>13127044PleasePlease no
>>13127214>Rarity>white
>>13127232SHIT, I MEANT RARITY! RARITY! HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
>>13127265>#beef
>>13127195Pony licking pony sexually.
>>13127259Why not?
>>13127162complete muscle control. She can milk you without even moving anything else.
>>13127029The futa thickie belle cock vore story I was writting before the OP deleted his thread
sex with nigger twilight
>>13127245How do I know I'm not heading down that road?
>>13127274Slip like Freudian
>>13127292you had me until the cock vore
>>13127312Like when Freud tried ice skating for the first time.
>>13127309If you find yourself talking to it as if it were a person.
>>13127294>Implying Twilight isn't already a nigger
>>13127086>what happens if the twins meet anon?I think that's a foregone conclusion
>>13127294i dont know why i get mad when someone says the ponies are black or indiani guess it is wrong to assume they are all white. EQG doesnt help much.
>>13127315>not wanting to feel thickie belle's torrent of cum as she sucks your arm and inevitably your whole body in
>>13127327the first and last step to PLAYING YOURSELF like ACCORDION
>>13127334What if they meet Tom
>>13127338they are all portrayed by white people.
>>13127333>implying the Sparkles aren't a rich, white priviliged family. A student of a princess and a captain of the Royal guard? You got to have connections man
ghost pone is sexiest pone
>>13127338>i dont know why i get mad when someone says the ponies are black or indianHave I traveled back to 2010?
>>13127292>The futa thickie belle cock vore story I was writting before the OP deleted his threadOh fuck that guy to hell, why did you fuckers poke him so hard
>>13127338What gets me anonoyed is when artists make them a different just they can force cultural diversity when there doesn't have to beSeriously, muslimshy?
>>13127288what if she could extend her cloaca a bit so making full penetration easier?i bet your body heating hers up down there would really get her juices flowing. just imagine what she could do with that dextrous muscular tube heated up and operating at peak efficiency?
>>13127364Ghost pone doesn't look happy.
>>13127378I kept saying no don't do it.Everyone was convinced he was just bluffing
>>13127343That sounds hotPastebin it or something
Hello there. Just wondering, why all the /mlp/ discuss the porn all the time, but not the show itself. Really, whats ur problem, I thought bronies exist to spread word of love and friendship, not to fuck ponies and discuss how fast they cum in RD. Sick bastards.
Which pony would you TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS WORST PONY
>>13127338It's very stupid to get hung up over things like that.They are all multicolored ponies they are neither black nor white nor Asian or whatever. If an artist wants to depict them as a different race in humanizations then that's their deal. You should be judging a picture on how well it's drawn and not its subject matter.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/bc3e956f512f25bd6b3a77e40f41cc87/tumblr_ms5ws5v08l1reivb3o1_1280.jpg
>>13127403We were discussing the show earlier. Right now we're transitioning to night thread.
>>13127364slutest ponehttp://i.imgur.com/6q7JBZa.png
>>13127402I never finished it because the deletion of the thread killed my boner and any momentum I was feeling.It ended after she sucked anon off right before his waistline was pulled in.I planned to have one of the other crusaders join anon inside for some more action.
>>13127401>convinced he was just bluffingWe've been having a string of deleted threads lately, I dont know why you guys would even start to begin to even think he was bluffing.Oh well, how far did you get? and you better cap if you ever do it again.
>>13127334I wish these things didn't die
>>13127408twilight is pretty much king of the horse universe.just from shown power levels on the show twilight is stronger than celestia and luna already by far.
>>13127330I start to feel bad whenever I put it under my sheets.Is that bad?
>>13127364
>>13127394Because she doesn't have a million dicks in her right now
>locator is back to *boop*Aww
>>13127439What a good pony.
>>13127415i wonder what the point of doing a boring generic anime picture like this is.for practice? to pander to followers? you can tell he put no effort in.
>>13127408OK I admit it.If I could teleport I would spam it all day err day.Wake upRob bank vaultBreakfast in ParisLunch in TokyoDinner in NYCFall asleep on my own untouched private beach in the middle of the Pacific>this will never happen
>>13127441>>13127440
>tfw I can't write
>at home>shreking off> mom walks in> spagheti spews out of dickhole> we eat for the first time in 3 weeks> my shrekking off cut short angers the orgre lord> shrek bust down door> he beats mother with donkey> i bend over to redeem self> anus recieves onion flavored love> shrek is LOVE shrek is LIFE!!!
>>13127485sometimes it's just because they want to
>>13127486Jumper was a good bookreally terrible movie
>>13127452>artists who have pony or brony or anon in their name
>>13127497Neither can I.
>>13127497It's fine, you can still produce fanfiction if you want. Most fanfic authors are barely literate.
>>13127486Teleporting significant distances seems to really take it out of her.And spike got singed when she teleported in ticket master
>>13127384Wait, hold up, I had thought we were going on about the human-form here.If it's still dragon-shaped, she'd just stick you up there and tell you to get to work and make it good.
>>13127413How well it's drawn and what the subject matter is are directly related.For example: A poorly drawn penis drawn by an amateur. It's childish and can't be taken seriously. now imagine a well drawn penis, you can now assume the artist meant for it to be looked at and appreciated far beyond a poorly drawn penis.
What is a good place to upload an .mp3 that is hours long?
>>13127408>can teleport>travel through time>fly>and has telekinesisTwilight is truly the worst X-man.
>>13127532Dropbox/puush
>>13127519Eponymous is a legit word though which has nothing to do with ponies.
>>13127364She doesnt look very ghosty
>>13127532Soundcloud?
>>13127440Did the archive catch it?
Why aren't you drawing?
>>13127527>human form
>>13127519What..?I assume the filename works as tags: first two words is the name of a pony, then type and name of the artist?
>>13127528Well, I don't exactly agree with that.There could be a well drawn vore pic and even though I'm not into vore I can appreciate how well it's drawn.
>>13127535>also mind control
>>13127541Where are her hooves?
>>13127521I'm way too critical on myself so I can barely start writing anything.
>>13127560No desk yet.
So I think I finally have drawing the "side view facing right" pony down. Where do people go from there?
>>13127553Well her name is Ghost Light
>>13127560too busy clicking a cookie
http://i.imgur.com/nFmPOI7.jpg
>>13127586That means you have good taste. Which means the work you ultimately produce will be better
>>13127591Horse dicks.
>>13127591Porn
>>13127540thats what makes it stupid. he only chose it because it has pony in it
>>13127214>>13127214anon you never answered mewhere did you get that AJ plushie
>>13127602>still clicking after the first five minutes
>>13127560I think i've actually regressed.
>>13127619I'm making it go faster
>>13127560>kid gave up on applebloom to work on superior ponynoice
>>13127556http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13107809.html#p13110349starts here roughly
>>13127602>Cookie Clickerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD69PAIqiYo
Any good ponuts lately?
>>13127608It's kind of hard to "produce work" if I can't even start.
>>13127567>implying she doesn't have complete control down there in any formCome on now.
>>13127439dibs on her asshole
>>13127632Damn, it got cut off sooner than the actual thread
>>13127635>Cookie ClickerFUCK THAT GODDAMN THING!I need a new mouse...
>>13127643>>13127643wow, look at that bon butt
>>13127415>that buttu-unf
>>13127632Not very far it seems. Like I said, if you ever start up again you better cap.
>>1312764310/10 ass!
>>13127654>eyes over to the left, anonymous
wat
>>13127446I'm sure we'll see more of Mti and Mua someday
>>13127439>creating a pony OC>Put alot of thought and personal experience into the character to make her stand outhmm, now that I have this new character I wonder what adventures I should put her through!>sex>lots of sex with lots of other anonymous ponies
>>13127615>all these implications and projections>I say so the it must be true!I hate such little pretentious pieces of shit like you.
>>13127675>M-my left of your left?
>>13127675Girls dont like being looked at as though they were attractive?
>>13127644>he thinks writer's block is real
>>13127221SURE THING ANON
>>13127683I wonder if those two are somehow related to Ice Pack.
>>13127683
>>13127702Check your fucking privelege you oppressive cisnorm piece of shit
>>13127703Writers block is a real thing with very real consequences.
>>13127719Philip Seymour Hoffman is best pony.and I would the hell out of Amy Adams
>>13127703But it is, same deal with art block
>>13127715NOW MAKE HER FWOMP APPLEJACK
>>13127715YOU FIEND!
>>13127726>>13127729>excuseslql
>>13127688why do you care so much? do you know the guy?can you tell me the reason he chose the name if its not just because it has pony in it.did he use that name before mlp? i doubt it.
>>13127703The problem is that I haven't really done any writing in the past. I just can't find a way to put these ideas in text
>>13127716>I wonder if those two are somehow related to Ice Pack.nopedon't be racist anon
>>13127687Poor ponies, they always end up filled to the brim with dicks
>>13127715Now draw her getting romantic with a lightbulb.
>>13127683I want to see them get separated and not know how to handle the situation
>>13127720it's cishet now
>>13127769BUT THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!
>>13127715Oh man you totally should give her a puffy maneit would be much more cuter!
>>13127715
>>13127769Can I be racist?Every time I go to buy booze and it's a black lady at the register she always asks me if it's really me in my ID because black people are terrible at differentiating between white people. Every time.
>>13127792Weaver has such a sameface problem.
PONY IS EATING YOUR GRAHAM CRACKERS
>>13127755First make a list of the things you want to write aboutOrder your events and plot out what you have in mind
>>13127773>getting romantic with a lightbulb.>Involves her smacking her head against it.>Gets tangled up in a lamp.
THAT FELT GOOD
>>13127755Read more. NOT FANFICTION. Don't just read, though. Figure out why sentences work and why they don't.Read lots of stuff by lots of different authors. Good ones and bad ones. Like, read a Dan Brown book to learn what not to do in terms of sentence structure and exposition, but understand he is good at creating and maintaining suspense.Then read something good by someone competent (like William Gibson or Stephen King) to learn imagery.Then shut the fuck up and write.
>>13127805Good, graham crackers were made to reduce libito, maybe they will actually have their intended effect on pony
>>13127799YO DAS RACUS!DON BE SO RACUS YOU FUCKN CRACUH!
>>13127817what felt good?
>>13127825PONY IS HORNIER THAN EVER NOW
>>13127847Time to get the nail files and get working on dulling that horn
>>13127847I think it's time to introduce your pony to sex toys.
>>13127847REMOVE HORNS!
>>13127618Same place I bought the Rarity plush, Matsuricon. I bought it from the same person I got the Pinkie Pie hat from. I didn't catch her name or get her website, sorry.
>>13127843
>>13127818Can you give me some shit to read at least? I know nothing on where to start.
PREVIOUSLY ON AMCS MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
>>13127847I better give it to her then.
What do you think this pony is drinking?
>>13127895Wheatgrass smoothie.
>>13127878I want that Rarity
>>13127895Black market obatained human semen
>>13127895Ah, looks like mewball finally got that Venus 2000
>>13127560no incentive for me to draw
>>13127895Goga gola
oh hey, anon who bought a rarity button, glad to see it got there safely!
>>13127895Bon-Bon's female semen.
>>13127878>That plush.Why would you buy that garbage? Why not get a plush that actually looks like pony?
>>13127904I want that Silver Spoon.
>>13127887Give what to her?
>>13127904>Custom Pinkamena.Are you lost and somehow ended up in MLPG?
>>13127931Because I thought it was cute.I also have more money than I have sense.
>>13127884Yes.Neuromancer - William GibsonAnimal Farm - OrwellThe Stand - Stephen King (really amateurish in spots, really damn good in other spots)The Poisonwood Bible - Barbara KingsolverAngels & Demons - Dan BrownThe first four Harry Potter books, before Rowling outgrew her editors and became a retardRedwall - Jacques (cutesy light fantasy, but notice how it makes you hungry)
>>13127961>I also have more money than I have sense.Well at least your honest.Probably spent less then some of the 'contributors' here on pony shit.
>>13127933A stern talking to to better refrain from her baser animal instincts in the future of course.
>>13127925Thanks againBeefed the sketch, though...
>>13127961Anon, anonwhy do you have all this brony merchI mean, I have a ton too, but you have all the wrong kind. One of those hats, really? ?
What if different mane styles?
>>13127909>black market obtainedIs that because the clinic prices are too high?
>>13127993I'd be okay with that
>>13127195this needs to be redone with just pinkies
>>13127985sorry i made it quickhope you like the button at least
ponenut
>>13127993It would be hard to tell them apart because they all look so visually similar.
>>13127883>demotivationalwwhere am i
>>13128011I wouldn't have asked for the button if I didn't like it.And I really don't mind the sketch
>>13127773No, the lightbulb is just her favorite toy.
>>13127773
>>13128026a gated community in detroit
>>13128033hilarious
>>13128031okayDraw herself fucking herself with the lightbulb.
>>13128033>Moth Pony does this as Anon is reading.>Startles the shit out of him.
>>13128033The party just got a lot livelier
>>13128033these are greatdon't forget to put them on tumblr so I can actually save them later
>>13127450no, sheets plus pone plus you equals happy
COCKROACH PONE!
>I still have never watched Destroy-It Dave
>>13128070Punish it Pete?
>>13128066fuck no, we'd never be able to get rid of her
>>13128070Disgusting.
>>13128059I cannot wait until the Fluttershy plushies are out so I can upgrade from my shitty old pillow.
>>13128070it was 8/10
>>13128070It as okay, It was a good drunk emotional watch
>>13128070>He hasn't seen Fuck-it Frank
>>13128070I only recently got around to watching itIt's cute as fuck
>>13128070
>>13128070I love this might be an actual spoiler the iron giant
>>13128080There are fags in here who still haven't watched HTTYD
what if pony got so fat that she started to wear Hawaiian shirts?
>>13128070Someone should stream it.And that someone is YOUFaggot.
Alright mlpg, odds I play vidya even's I take drawing requests.
>>13127687[whining intensifies]
>>13127989I went to a convention and I had money to burn. I thought they looked cute and the people selling the stuff were really friendly. I had fun.A lot of the bronies I talked to were really fun people tooAnd the hat is really comfy. I wore it 90% of my time at the convention. I haven't even taken a picture of the Rarity shirt I bought. And since I'm black I can get away with stuff like this and no one will call me out of my bullshit or faggotry
>>13128120>inb4 argument about whether zero is odd or even.
>>13128114I always miss the strams because they are all for people on the worst cost.
>>13127970Thanks anon.I'll try my best!
>>13128133Nah I'll draw, requests?
>>13128133You can argue about 0 all you want, but 13128120 is definitely even
>>13128119But anon, I don't have that movieAll i have is Spirit:Stallion of the Cimarron and Summer Wars
>>13128139want to watch it right now?
>>13128070Epic livejournal post bro :)
>>13128127Lucky nigga.Someone can't even call you a thug wearing that and shoot you.Enjoy your bullet proof life.
>>13128079>it's the only pone who will stay with you;_;
>>13128120since zero is evenDraw Cherilee being irritated by a big sloppy hug from the goopony CMC.
>>13128031
>>13128127I went to Bronycon and got raped by JJ while he drew a molestia comic
>>13128149Fluttershy asking Dash if she wants to lick her butt
>>13128127oh i know, i love cons the people are great
>>13128156sure thing
>>13128151GGDoes two go into one?
>>13128149Draw Fleetfoot building a Mac shrine.Be sure to include the Pinkie doll he gave her.
>>13128149Fluttershy driving a 1963 VW 23 window deluxe Microbus full of critters enjoying the ride.
>>13128167pffffft
>>13128189it's that fancy new math
>>13128167I read that first part as >Fluttershy: Needs a proboscisthat would be equally adorable and terrifying.
>>13128205What happens is Sweetie brings them her math homework?Zebras can do sums right?
>>13128205>RIP in peace twins.
>>13127769when they are zebras its fun rapewhen they are humans it is evil rape
>>13128167Butterflies will fuck you up.
>>13128205you keep those fuckers away from my ponimouto
>>13127154thanks>>13127175wurst poen
>>13128229Is it still half a liter?
>>13127904>pinkamena>dash juicei could almost be niggas with this guy
>>13128205I love the Ransom of Red Chief scenario, it's always fun.
>>13126773Consult your movie director.>>13126881Then just cheat.>>13126943The F word isn't in my vocabulary.
>>13128148Good! And remember, writers write and read. If you're not doing both, you're not a writer.Don't write fanfiction.
>>13128250He spent a fortune on that custom.Only for it to break in shipping because it was built cheap!
Which pony wear Axe spray deodorant because she thinks it makes her more attractive?
>>13128252Maybe they'd have better luck with Applebloom
>>13128249>human twins take the stack religiously>they give double barrel specials behind Canterlot High
>>13128250What would it take for us to be niggas?
>>13128252So that's what it's calledNever knew that
>>13128265Reminds me of the thread on /toy/ when some guy got a destroyed Ezio figure from UPS.
>>13128269Draw it.Please.
>>13128181livestream /dinglehopper
>>13128190IS it strange to want to see Big Macs Balls sway while he does that leggy kick?I mean im looking at him in this comic and I want to see his dick and balls just swinging.
>>13128269>>13128297NOTHATS SURE TO LEAD TO BIG MACK BUCKING THE TWINSCLEAR ACROSS PONYVILLE
>HEADCANONRarity’s parents are actually (retired?) secret agents. They seem to push the old 1950’s average parent thing to the point it feels like a front. If Sweetie Belle’s cooking is proof positive of Rarity’s mom’s ability to cook, then we can assume Rarity’s mom is also a horrible cook. Assuming that she's a full time homemaker, not being able to cook some of the most basic of dishes or at least being unable to teach them to Sweetie Belle seems suspicious. Rarity seems to be more familiar with formal combat styles (martial arts) than most of her friends, even more than RD and AJ, something we can assume her dad has taught her from his field experience. Lastly, though a weak attribution, Rarity’s dad has been named ‘Magnum’ on the Gameloft game. Magnum just sounds like an action-packed possibly spy name. If they are indeed secret agents, then they may still be active in the field. That ‘vacation’ they took in Sisterhooves Social could have actually been a mission.Alternatively, Rarity’s dad is a (retired?) cop. The characteristic moustache and overall strong physique, along with most of the previously mentioned information, seems to fit well. As a counterpoint, the moustache could be a fake and just be part of his disguise.
>>13128293Some people don't deserve things.
>>13128205those cheeky fuckers better watch their backs
>>13128317>big mac bucking the twinsunfplease yes
>>13128317But what if instead it leads to Applebloom getting gangraped by zebras for her first time, stretching her poor little holes behind the barn?
>>13128323Why? Because other people break them?
>>13128317>Not Applejack.>Implying Granny Smith won't try to put moves on them and weird them out to the point of them hiding in the club house.>Only to run into Sweetie again.
>>13128322So they're Spinelli's parents?
>>13128322Rarity's dad is Magnum
>>13128350Oh holy shit do this
>>13128259But, what's wrong with fanfiction? I'm pretty sure it can be used as practice if you want to do something original.
>>13128288You never read it? O' Henry had some good stories, and most of them are pretty short individually. How about Gift of the Magi, familiar with that one?
Which one?
>>13128269Apple Bloom would probably drive them mad with her talks of cutie marks. Besides Scootaloo she's the one always suggesting dangerous stunts.
>>13128366I have not done any serious reading in a long while, so I can't say I am familiar
>>13128283stop liking dash and edgy grimdark fandom bullshit
>>13128368bottom right
>>131283684
>>13128368Bottom right one.
>>13128322>cop>football cutiemark
>>13128368As much as I prefer antennae to more weird ears, the lower right is a much cleaner visual design.
>>13128400A REAL AMERICAN!
Oh the sub has a Luna theme.Neat.
>>13128380But dash is my least favorite ponyAnd I only bought that ponk because I liked how it looked
>>13128368Instead of giving them ears, give them fluffy antennas, kinda like 4.
>>13128400>baker>balloon cutiemark>seamstress>diamond cutiemark
>>13128337>bucking
>>13128368Most fluffy
>>13128400>football cutie mark is a sticker he puts over top his real cutie mark>his real cutie mark is a martini glass with a gun inside of it instead of an olive
>>13128433>seamstressShe's not part of the guild is she?
>>13128442it's only going to get worse with timepeople using "clop" unironically more and more really bothers me
>>13128427fine geez we can be niggas. now lets go join skype and discuss horse penises.
>>13128400He was a wide receiver in high school, but now instead of catching balls, he catches criminals.He also 'catches balls' in public bathrooms on the weekend while his wife thinks he's at the bar.
>>13128491WOAH WOAH WOAHI don't talk about horse penises
>>13128503Who plays football in a bathroom?
>>13128322I-I like this headcannon. Now I need some spy rarity
>>13128471i'm just kidding, i don't mind it actually. It's better than the alternative. (You're right though)
>>13128523>He didn't play football in the bathroom at school
>>13128471its getting worse but the good news is the fandom is also dying out. way less people are getting into the fandom now, more people are hating ponies, and people are leaving the fandom fast.
>>13128528>Spy Kids: Ponies edition.
>>13128322Try this one out:Sombra doesn't speak native Equestrian /English or whatever ponies speak), hence his inability to construct very complex sentences.I mean, the word 'Sombra' is Spanish anyways. Maybe he just ran into a language barrier for that episode?
>>13128426In case anyone is interested
>>13128508long spurty horse penisesrubbery black horse vagsswollen ponderous pone teatspretty puffy ponutspick your poison
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
>>13128548No wonder he was so mad!The crystal kingdom has no landscaping!
>>13128561All of the above
>>13128562>>>/vg/
>>13128540>dying out.9000 people at bronycon this year NINE FREAKING THOUSAND>more people are hating poniesThis isn't 2011 or 2012 anymoreThe fanbase is nowhere near as invasive or in your face compared to then
>>13128561I pick a meaningful,loving relationship with Caimon
>>13128544>Our parents can't be spies, they're not cool enough!
>>13128580he fandom is large still but it has already reached its max. it is only going lower now.
>>13128625Celestia please...SmutAnon needs to update.
>>13128611I want to snuggle that pony in bed against her will until she accepts it
*ˢᵏᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ* *ˢᵏᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ* *ˢᵏᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ*
>>13128611hooly shit what is that sweetie belle so angry at
>>13128625Y-yes there is... I'll just walk away.
Slightly gaped ponuts.
>>13128631Whatever you say anon
>>13128650
>>13128649Winking ponuts
>>13128650HNNNNNGTHANKS
>>13128650Hehehe
>>13128650Shit nigga, that is kawaii.
>>13128646She found out she has to take "special classes" in school. She doesn't even know what "azburgurs" is.
>>13128638update what?
>>13128625into the filter it goesthis shit is getting really annoying
>>13128650I'll just leave this here.
>>13128645roach pony, please/
>>13128650Oh man, that's adorable
>>13128647
>>13128562because mlpg isn't gay enough alreadyhttps://googledrive.com/host/0B9gerq8yrBHSQk1aVFJ6UW5zRWs/dicksucker.html
>>13128675The thing!
>>13128650>no hat
wwonders over yonder
>>13128713BACK THE FUCK OFF?
>>13128693Well, not really... I mean, nothing bad is going to happen, right?
>>13128713
>>13128703I'm not sure I know what you're talking about.
>>13128736BUT IT'S THE THING!
>>13128650who wants to bet that next year we're going to get moth pony threads on/mlp/
>>13128698>no grandmas
>>13128683NO!
I want a series of AJ and giant moth shenanigans. Things like the moth keeps grabbing her hat, moving apples, landing on her, etc. Nothing bad, just being a nascence.
>>13128650hnnnnggggnnng
>>13128742i want to do Lauren Faust for making this horrible show.
>>13128747>next yearI give it a month, tops.
>>13128755And in the end, they fuck.
>>13128761It's her husband though.
>>13128752you can't suck a grandma's dick anon
>>13128755GODDAMN THAT MOTH IS ADORABLE
>>13128755>Applejack installs bug zappers.>Has to nurse moth pone back to health with Fluttershy glaring at her.
>>13128770i'd make him watch
>tfw big clit fetish
>>13128763i'm going by what happened with bat ponies and satyrs
>>13128761I enjoyed it fuck you.
Okay you get the chance to punch any pony on the show in the face onceThey materialize in front of you for about a second and there are no repercussions for you
>>13128789They are getting faster.
>>13128765No, at the end AJ finaly has the moth cornered as it lay there, unable to escape. She is able to kill it, but looks into those pleading, innocent eyes. It's so vulnerable, and all it wanted was some attention.
>>13128770>>13128785>you are now aware that Lauren and Craig have, at the very least once, done the "RELEASE THE MCKRAKEN" thing in bed.
>>13128802Only the face? I can't punch pony anywhere else?
>>13128790but pinkie can flygod I hate this inaccurate pic
>>13128776
>>13128802Celestia for giggles
One screenshot that you could take back in time 2 years that would cause the most craziness.
>>13128816nope
>>13128831Well shit. I wanted to punch Celestia in the cunt but I guess I'll give Rainbow Dash one in the gob.
>>13128825You didn't say canon.
>>13128819Who is silly pony?Very silly pony?Yes, hoho, is Applejack
All contributors leave, this thread ded. The ride has ended thank goodness.
>>13128825
>>13128858>signature
>>13128790for the show to be watchable for me they need to have the shark guy in every ep
>all this moth
>>13128847knocking many gates and bumping many fencesYes, hoho! is Applejack!
>>13128825EQG or Twilicorn is the obvious answerI choose that still where it looks like Dash kisses Fluttershy
>>13128856I'm trying to jerk it here, you can't kick me out
>>13128856Anon save mlpg, be a contributor.
>>13128868>tfw blast wave is ded
>>13128802
>>13128845We didn't have a markerhorse two years ago so this wouldn't do anything.
>>13128644she wants to snuggle you, too
Marker here
>>13128899No she has to pretend not to want to or it's no good
>>13128886>right to left
>>13128884Maybe.http://www.patreon.com/blastwave
>>13128883Nope, I rather not. I have nothing to offer anymore.
>>13128917>The guy is confused that she is smiling at him after punching her in the face.>And there is no damage.
>>13128890I saved this May 28, 2011.I'm pretty sure that's over 2 years ago.
>>13128912okay, but she isn't very good at that
>>13128917She don't give a fuck, still loves you.
>>13128825Something like this, I guess?I feel like I've lost all track of how weird things are so I don't really know which weird fetish screencap would be most effective
>>13128926>that lastest comicDamn.
>>13128890Yes we did, faggot.
>>13128936Even betterHug Tsundere?
