Old thread: >>13111334Why is cadence so cadence edition
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHI
wow crystalslets do math
>mewball
>>13115750the attempt to make a doge/pony hybrid have failed
doge meme general
>>13115763
>that last thread
Why is this epin may may so popularI get it that Mewball is young but I wasn't such a faggot when I was that old
wow so pone
scootaloo thread when
>>13115788I keep forgetting that mewball is 15why haven't i dicked him yet?
>>13115788>hating dogeso badno friendshipso grump
>>13115775We need horror movie cliche ponies>Rarity - Vampire>Twilight - Dr. Frankenstien>Applejack - Swamp Thingand that's it because it's late as hell here
how comfy are you right now /mlp/
>>13115795>15Is he really that old?
>>13115805No.
Among the ponies, there are a few that are wiser than any human could possibly be, and many that are stupider that you'd expect.Regardless, they all seem to prefer a stable life with magic to the eternal technological advancement that characterizes humanity. What advanced technology they have is either scientific equipment or the ultimately inferior tools of charlatans. Their lives are such that two thirds of the population don't even mind not having neither hands nor magic. Their greatest advancements? Finding new places to live and living there. Not splitting atoms.Why can't we be that happy?
>>13115805He's 18 i supposeHe's going to uni soon
>>13115798so many doge variations fall flat, but this is not one
>>13115795mewball is a 1995
Which pone would you like to use as your pretty pony pillow?
>>13115810oh.Who's the guy who was 15?And why have I not yet dicked him?
>>13115804Just woke up and in a comfy bed. Will have to get up and ready soon though.
>>13115811>ponies: get to hug ponies>us: no pone hugsWHY HUMANS SO GRUMP?: MYSTERY SOLVED
>>13115811no one cares nathan
>>13115811Ponies are better at letting shit go
>>13115826thanks doge
>>13115828rainbow dash jacks off
>>13115841my name is rainbow, and i jack off!
>>13115811Q didn't want another star fleet fucking shit up
>>13115811Ponies have a 40% increase in seratonin making them generally happier, combined with a well oiled and well maintained socialist government free from corruption makes it about as close to utopia as you could hope with that level of technology.
So ....No Cadence quest then?
>>13115558I like thinking the feels all had a different sort of appeal to them;Applebloom's, I see as love-at-first-sight, "THAT'S the one!" type romance. I see Anon's goal ultimately being to marry her when they're old enough to do so, and possibly her finding a way to make use of her talents in engineering or building, whether it's for the farm, or not.Diamond Tiara is about getting her to let her guard down and allow herself to be vulnerable sometimes. Anon might have gotten her to soften up a little bit, while coming to realize there actually are things that make her likeable, when she isn't being a brat.Silver Spoon's is getting a passive, easily-pushed-around girl to come out of her shell and learn to stand on her own - learning that even in a relationship, you can - and should - be your own person. I was hoping eventually Anon would fall into the trap of trying to make decisions for her, and be gently or not so gently rebuffed and reminded that it isn't his place to do that, and maybe even standing up to her mother, telling her she has no right to run her life either.The others, I wasn't as involved in - I'm still sad that Twist, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle didn't get as much attention as these three.I intend to see these stories told someday. Suck it, NoGreenTextAnon.
Another dull day... could someone post images of changelings for me to cheer me up?
>>13115858Here is changeling, it has changed. Enjoy your changed changeling.
>>13115826y-you too, doge.
>>13115856Does this count?
>>13115866GOOD MORNING
>>13115870That is an adorable butterhorse.
>>13115856SHINING ARMOR HAS AGREED THAT YOU MAY HAVE HIS WIFE AND HIS KINGDOMBUT ONLY IF YOU BEST HIM IN NOBLE COMBATARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF SIXTY FUCKING SEVEN NO HOLDS BARRED HYPERSPACE HYPERWARS HYPERBATTLES?
>>13115811That gap was pissing me off, but I lost opacity in editingeverything I do is shit
>>13115887FUCK YEAHI PLAY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN ATTACK MODE
I've got a bit of artblock today... hm... grumble
>>13115750I don't have strong feelings for cadence either way. I guess I'm indifferent about her.I really like her mane
>>13115897more circles!
PONY JUST VOMITEDSHE IS PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD
I'm a total slave for donkey cocks!
Best vampire familyAlso I want another Halloween episode
>>13115887>implying that he won't throw the deciding match>implying that this isn't an excuse to play games and ditch his wife
>>13115887I'm getting my friends in Manehattan to call in 50 Deathstrike missles for every battle.He has four turns before they hit.
>>13115892Should have put "too" there
>>13115911I just want another Luna struggling to fit into modern society episode
>>13115909hope its cadance
>>13115912>Doesn't have any respect for his interestsChrist, what an awful pony. I would never marry someone who would want me to throw away all the things I like.
>>13115912>tfw no chrysalis nurg army to play imperial guard against>tfw no bugpone to cuddle afterwards
>>13115925>Luna still uses the words as they meant 1000 years ago>everyone cringes when she uses a word that is now really expletive slang innocently in conversation
>>13115826what a noble dog
>>13115929And that is why you'll never get married.
>>13115897Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 VW 23 window deluxe Micro Bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
>>13115935"I say! What a cumbersome faggot!">she's lugging around a bundle of sticks for some reason
>>13115935>These zegros seem to be mingling with proper society quite well!>What a credit to their race
>>13115826thanks dogestay based
>>13115939to anyone that weighs under 200lb
>>13115935>"GOOD DAY TWILIGHT SPARKLE!">"THOU ART LOOKING QUITE SMART AND GAY THIS MORNING!"
>>13115935>"I must say Pinkie Pie, this is one of the gayest parties I have ever attended."
>>13115954And for anything other than money and/or a green card
>>13115962>>13115954It's like being back in grade school again.
>>13115954I'm a chubby chaser.
>>13115966You have cooties!
http://cafedelights.tumblr.com/post/59344810514/hello-everypony-this-is-a-signal-boost-my-nameholy shit this was one of my favorite OCs from years ago.i havnt heard of her in so long i thought the artist had given up on ponies
>>13115962or the promise of daily naked FATAL sessions
>>13115967American chubby or normal chubby?
I want to mary a pony.
>>13115975>FATAL
>>13115974She was here a few months agoFinished a request I made long ago.
>>13115974>my e-mail was hackedWould it hurt them to say "my password got stolen"?
FUCK MY BUTT
>Lol not ready to have a girl throw all your stuff out for no reason? enjoy virginIt's like your entire bank of woman knowings is from 20th century sitcoms and 21st century sitcoms about old ladiesor you're still in highschool either works. or you're into something that's actually despicable like ponies instead of hyperspace hypewars
>>13115977Both, to be honest. Soft girls are great.
>>13115989>requested best shipmy nigga.
>>13115975nonofuck youFATAL is too much
>>13115984Anypony?
>>13115975>daily naked FATAL sessionsNo, Anon.Just... no.
ugh why isn't it wednesday already yet
>>13115975Hey anon, aren't you going to roll for anal circumference?
>>13116004I would mary that princess.
>>13116001WELL TO BADIT'S YOUR WAIFU'S FAVORITE BOARD GAMECATAN, AND PATHFINDER ARE FOR FAGGOTSALSO THE ONLY GOOD D&D GAME IS THE FORGOTTEN REALMS
>>13116019Why is that pony perplexed?
>>13116009Because then tuesday wouldn't have happened And I don't think anyone wants that.
>>13116018>catanokay.jpg>any D&D variantfuck you. FATE >>>>>>>>>>>>> D&D.
>>13115935>My the Op is an enormous faggot>Luna that's not even the proper context for that wor->I know what I said!
do you think shining armor taught twily to thin her paints?
>>13116018>not Dark Sun city intrigue>not Eberron high adventure on lightning rails>not having fun
>>13116018/tg/ is violently gyrating in their phylactery.
>>13116030No, but he surely taught her how to thin her panties.
>>13116047Pony does not wear panties.
>>13116030No, because Shining Armor plays his miniatures UNPAINTED
test
>>13116040Matt Ward is the best thing to happen to WH40KUltramarines are the best chapterLiches a shit
>>13116016Sounds like someponys got a crush
what happened to my tumblr
Human dicks are much thicker than horse cocks proportionally
>>13116064It migrated to Japan?
>playing with shiny surfer>demands that everyone play d&d 4e this time>he brought cadence, and she doesn't know what's going so she agrees>two royals want 4e, so the rest of the group follows suit>whatever>ask to see his character sheet>"sure thing brohammed">"hope it's not too tubular for you">sergal rogue
>>13116060/tg/ is too busy discussing sergal incest, now. Good job.
>>13116057Are you kidding, he comes from an affluent family in the most expensive city int he world. He probably has them custom painted for him by professionals.
>>13116051They could if they wanted to.
>>13116064>riyakushonReaction? What?
>>13116071>4eHe actually IS as intelligent as a surfer.
>>13116018>>13116060That's Fluttershy isn't it? Only she could have opiniosn so goddamn wrong
>>13116073The most expensive city is probably in saddle arabia. Those guys had some fancy ass clothes.
>>13116064One of your post must've gotten the reblog snow effect. I once got 600 followers due to that.
>>13116071IT'S BETTER THAN FUCKING KENDER LIKE LAST TIME
>>13116071>4e>brought his girlfriend>sergal
>>13116088>Shiny roleplays as a sergal in bed
>>13116071>sergal
>>13116082In Saddle Arabia, the horses are usually clothed, which makes ponies proper feel self conscious.
>playing mtg with shining armor>black lotus black lotus black lotus black lotus
Chrysalis is probably one of those players that tries to fuck over the entire party for the glory of her character and fails miserably every time
>>13116112Well that's a pretty racist generalization.
>play WH40k with Shiny>look at his army>surfer marines>slaaneshy surfer marines>Creed recoils in horror
>>13116112Nah.She just always wants to be a leader.Usually ends having the entire party declared enemy of the state when he orders the king to bring her some villagers to feed on
>>13116092>He thinks he told cadence all about it weeks before the wedding>He didn't>It was chrysalis>"SHINING STOP BITING ME">"WHO THE FUCK IS RAIN"
>>13116134>he realizes the mistake quickly>goes for the throat
>>13116124>He's painted tiny neon pink swimshorts on all of them
>>13116150>they are painted over ultramarines, and it shows>shiny likes them because they got "marine" in the name and "they look ultra rad"
>>13116146>ships in chrysalis overnight>cadence is really cranky the next day>the castle staff see the bloodied bedsheets and assume the obvious
>>13116161>the staff alert Celestia and Luna>they bust in on Shiny getting eaten by sergal-cadence>take away Chrysalis in disguise and Shiny's surfing board
I love you MLPGeven if you're just like 3-4 guys right now
holy shit i want to fuck sergal cadence
>>13116175I love you tooLet's pretend to love eachother as sergals because sergals are clearly the best race. honk
nevrean stronksergal is worst furfag abominationcaw caw motherfuckers
Would you a sergal pone
>>13116185>>13116186>>13116206>>13116209Are you friends ready to go full Ironclaw?
You're fucking your waifu and pretending to be a sergal when suddenly the titans attack
>>13116175i love you too anon. even though i think your fetishes are disgusting you are a good person.
What the fuck is a seegal
>>13116229
>>13116229furry OCNowehere near as cute as the Citra though
>>13116230WHAT IS THAT PIXELY LINETHIS IS CLEARLY SHOPPED
I can't stop drawing this pone.I really like the colours.
>>13116216>Shiny is a master Ironclaw GM>goes to Furcadia daily>records and posts his fursuit sessions on pony furfaffinity>sometimes holds sessions in public stores with his trustworthy party of sergal adventurers
>>13116216Ponies play tungstenfingernail
>>13116246>it's how he met cadence
>>13116235Fuck youYou know what I meant
>>13116245Would you buy her the 14 inch reflector that she's been eyeing?
>>13116252>cadence roleplayed as a "chosen one" lagomorph sorceress called "Dawn Dusk"
>>13116245It's a very cute pony Googles
>>13116237>citras were created by bioengineers to discover genetic traits linked to homosexuality. To that end, 90% of them are homosexual malesNope
What would a pony even call a furry? Ponies already have fur.
Hey stud
>>13116271what the f**k is this?
thanks doge
>>13116276Not a sergalpone/10Would not fuck
>>13116271It's called a coat
>>13116271Shining armor, cadence, and the trusty band of sergal adventurers are the only ones in equestria so they never warranted a namethe trusty band is composed entirely of royalty, including prince blueblood. luna is a recent addition.
>>13116282A-am too.
we /tg/ now?
>>13116289>Luna routinely uses her biomorphosis ability to turn into a sergal>Blueblood is Edmund from Divinity: Dragon Commander>Fleur De Lis is the usual titbard>Shiny is the "hero that ponekind needs but doesn't want">Celestia takes great fun in joining their Dark Heresy/Rogue Trader spinoff games, buying loadsa meltavests and blowing them the fuck up
>>13116293Not good enough/10At least cater to my other fetish and use kitty ears.
>>13116263I dont know if I should be surprised or not if someone here actually got knew what I was talking
HELPPONY'S GROUP IS GETTING TPK'D AT LEVEL ONE
>>13116310TOO BADGIT GUD SCRUB-- GM
>>13116310RTFM
>>13116310WELL GEE MAYBE NEXT TIME THEY DOn'T SAY THAT THE GM IS A UGLY FAT SMELLY BASTARD
>>13116310Looks like someponys out of luck
>>13116320BUT THE GM IS PINKIE PIE
>>13116310>roseluckFaggot
>>13116328whats wrong with panicky planthorse?
So how did the topic of sergals get brought up anyway?
>>13116324OhThey forgot to ad Ugly to that list
>>13116311YOU SAID WE HAD A CHANCE>>13116320TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER
>>13116331Her name is RoseNot Roseluck
>>13116334YEAH YOU HAD A CHANCEA CHANCE IF YOU TRIEDAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--- GM
>>13116334Oh you'll get a chance alrightAnallyBecause it's a horse dildo
>>13116337A small, medium or large one?
>>13116337No seriously, go take a shower.
>>13116343I'll take a shower with you anytime, baby~
>>13116343...NEXT SESSION IS FATAL DAY--GM
>>13116343The last time I showered was 2 years agoI have this weird crust that envelops my underarm hair
>>13116355>RaritySounds about right
>>13116349
>>13116355bullshit
>>13116357Yeah, they're too busy fucking in the shower.
>>13116355please take a showerI'm not even roleplaying nowplease
>>13116358I don't go anywhere anon, except to go and get food every month.
>>13116363I'm pretty sure, like 95% that would make him melt and kill him
>>13116335Horses name is roseluckif you disagree i'm going to self identify as this ugly fucking sergal I found on google images for the rest of the thread
>>13116365
>fanfic>shenanigans happen>twilight is hiding something when Rarity comes in>Twilight covered her mouth and piled even more books onto Rarity. "Said too much! Here, here's every romance novel in the library! This one's about a werewolf made of diamonds! You like that, right?"I laughedThat is all
Horses
>>13116374Looks like Oblivion.
>>13116374>make fancy armor>that can catch on everything>don't protect the most vulnerable part of your torso
>>13116368>Called two times Rose in the show>even that book that gives names to most ponies that never got names calls her RoseHER NAME IS ROSEGET REKED
>>13116368>and then anon was a hideous sergal for the rest of the thread
>>13116383I know, the only part I really like is I can flip up the visor.REMEMBAH ME
>>13116384ANY BOOK THAT CALLS BONBON SWEETIE DROPS IS FULL OF SHIT
>>13116384>Sweetie DropsBet Bonbon hates her sister.
>>13116384>Sweetie Drops>implying canon>implying
>>13116393enjoy being a sergal fag
SWAGBERG NOT A CLEAVER PONY ON THE TRACK THOUGH
>>13116384>Market Salespony>Bowling Ponies>implying anything in there is right
>>13116393>>13116396SHOW STILL CALLS HER ROSEMULTIPLE TIMESGET DOUBLE REKED
>>13116384imagine being born and having the name "market salespony" attached to you for the rest of your life while some faggot gets to be called ace
>>13116400BUT WHAT ABOUT HOBORG
HOW DO YOU GET HERE?http://strawpoll.me/364308/
>>13116406
>>13116396>implying implications
>>13116408
http://strawpoll.me/364696
>>13116407both mlpg .co and /mlp/Just add one more to /mlp/ I guess
>>13115788>>13115761y-you too
>>13116409Does applejack take her hat off at night or does she sleep with it? It must reek
>>13116407What the heck is the /go redirect?
>>13116431>not having a bookmark to the /go redirect named "Boop"
>>13116428draw shining armor holding a tabletop game action figure
OH BOY!
>>13116408>>13116419Klaymen is such a great guyI'd explore Equestria with him.
>>13116407>/go rediret isn't winningWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING?YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT A BUTTON
>>13116431If you add /go to the archive link, it takes you directly to the current marked thread.
eat shit
>>13116426>0 voteslol
>>13116440>Klaymen speaks only once, after saving hoborg>is entirely defined by his actionswhy neverhood such a great game
>>13116446>RowsI like that one
>>13116450>sergalsharkpone called Rows Silves
>>13116443exampleam compooter dumb
http://strawpoll.me/364703
>>13116446So Rose is part of the Apple Family?
>>13116457http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go
http://strawpoll.me/364709
http://strawpoll.me/364708
>>13116463Thanks
Pone should ride human into battle
>>13116459>6 people on MLPGwe ded
>>13116470That is a very appropriately sized pone.
MOAR POLLS
>>13116467http://strawpoll.me/364714
http://strawpoll.me/364716
http://strawpoll.me/364720
>>13116472Sorry, I was busy looking through pantyanon's /unf/ thread.
http://strawpoll.me/364722
>>13116482Fuck off.
http://strawpoll.me/364723
>not exercising your democratic rights
good night mlpghttp://strawpoll.me/364724
>>13116484Fuck off.
6 out of 8 anons are more concerned with something about sergals than pone loving them
>>13116490Fuck off.
>>13116490>>13116484Fuck eachother.
>>13116496Fuck me.
>>13116496Sorry, but I'm not a degenerate.
>>13116496LUBBY CHUDDER
Twilight wants you to sing this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ur99x5-Zcg
>>13116500I told you to shoot it in the forehead.Why didn't you do it?
ENTERING PONY ZONE
http://strawpoll.me/364730
>>13116508IT IS A GOOD PAIN
http://strawpoll.me/364731
oh fuck Celestia I'm gonna cum, oh god that feels so good
http://strawpoll.me/364738
>Cumming to female horses
ALL RIGHT HERE WE GO!http://strawpoll.me/364741
http://strawpoll.me/364743>>13116535>Not wanting female horses cum in you
>>13116535>Celestia>female
>>13116536Who is collaborate and listen, and how to stop him?
pls no moreI have no more democracy in me.
>>13116546YOUR SENATOR NEEDS THOSE VOTESDO ITCOME ONHE'S SO CLOSE~
>>13116546COMMUNIST THREAT DETECTED
>>13116546You asked for ithttp://strawpoll.me/364750
Faggots
http://strawpoll.me/364752
>>13116546Have fascist poll
>>13116557I forget pollhttp://strawpoll.me/364755
>>13116556n is the closest to 'unf'.
http://strawpoll.me/364748
PONY POLLhttp://strawpoll.me/364761
this is the most boring stupid fad we've ever gotten into.
>>13116578I'd make a poll to prove you wrong but then I'd be proving you right
Two can play at this game.Who is worst Anonymous?[ ] Fetishfag[ ] Hateanon[ ] Brony[ ] Anonymous[ ] ROSSROSSROSS
BEST PRINCESS GOhttp://strawpoll.me/364768
>>13116592[x] you______
>>13116592Brony and Hateanon are the same, in other words shitposter
Fetishpollhttp://strawpoll.me/364771
>>13116607>no vore
>>13116573>pick more than one>all rarity
>>13116607>pick one
2democacy4me
Pony got you your coffee, Anon.
seriously, I've been clicking cookies for like 3 days straight and i wasn't bored until this poll shit started.that's how boring this is.
>>13116607>pick oneU WOT
>>13116630http://strawpoll.me/364779
>>13116630Why does it have a tiny zebra in it?
>>13116641Pony isn't allowed to follow links after she bricked Femanon's laptop.
>>13116614>>13116618>>13116619>>13116636okay okayherehttp://strawpoll.me/364784
>>13116607>includes breast expansionWell that's just not fair
http://strawpoll.me/364785bye
>>13116654>vore two timesIDIOT
Cadence is best foalshitterin the history of foalshitters
>>13116654>no lactationhow kinknormative of yoy/
http://strawpoll.me/364795
the fuck is going on
BEST FETISH POLLhttp://strawpoll.me/364799>tfw max of 30 optionsI only just started
http://strawpoll.me/364804
>>13116694THAT POLL FUCKING SUCKShttp://strawpoll.me/364808
>>13116690DEMOCRACYhttp://strawpoll.me/364810
>>13116694>Big dicks in the leadI love having a big dickKnowing all you sweaty pimplefaced neckbeards find my junk attractive is great
http://strawpoll.me/364819>
>>13116735Knowing I'm exactly none of those is also great
>>13116735but none of us have seen your tiny penis
>>13116742I don't like any of themwat do
>>13116742>Tribes 2
>>13116751choose the third choice
>>13116751SUDOKU
>>13116735Are you a cutfag?Size doesn't help if you are.
>>13116756Why is plenka a rat?
>>13116773BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHIT TASTELOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HER
>>13116776I DID NOTHING
>3 people like impregnation>No-one likes pregnantA little short-sighted aren't we
>>13116694>foreskinI don't like it
>>13116787>tfw cut>tfw voted for foreskinIt's okWe can wallow together
>>13116786I just want to fill up a pony without any consequences
>>13116694Pipto Pop is a cute pone.
>>13116804You're a cute pone
Pony touched you appropriately
>>13116820Well that's nice.
>>13116786Not entirely.
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
>>13116786I guess she could have an abortion.
>>13116839>Wanting to have children
>>13116694>not voyeurism
>You'll never dock with a big dick futa monstergirl with a loose foreskin
Pretend
That
>>13116884Thank god.
>>13116886Pretend pony
>>13116894we quit being bipedal
EVERYDAY
ded
>>13116926unded
>>13116934I found zombie pone sort of unf
>>13116955Oh?
http://img.rule34.xxx/rule34//images/1321/3ec52bdbc13637c2dc9c7b5323f80e975c616e92.png?1371375
>>13116902~~~
>>13116934>>13116961I-I cast holy
>>13116934unded gymnastics simulator 2 when
>>13116969Normally, I'd say it needs the boobs, too, but>RarityAll can be forgiven.
>>13116961is it time?
>>13116969I love that artist's rararararwhere can I see more of his stuff
>>13116979>Well, what is it?
>>13116979I wish backstabbing were much harder because I love heavy armor and have horrible lag
>>13116991http://dufelbagofdraws.tumblr.com/I don't know if everything is there, but most of it at least.
>>13117006forgot pic
>Suddenly thickity
>>13117027Thick is best
My fetish is rediv's butt.
>>13116998
My fetish is ayreon
>>13117035It's not even that big
>>13117027Thickity is 2qt
>>13116998>pony's L4D will never get released
>>13117032Oh, I wasnt complaing>mfw
>>13117006>>13117013those are neat but where is the follow button
http://i.imgur.com/NV1O8wf.png
>>13117053
>>13117063Need an account, upper righthand corner.
>>13117053>SparityA shit.
I bet you faggets don't even like thick MILFs rubbing against you.
>>13117090IT'S SO TINY
>>13117090dumbass derpibooru filenames
>>13117101I enjoyed your mom rubbing against me.
>>13117111She's 500 pounds.
>>13117116YEAH WELL I like smelling my roommate's underwear and using his socks to jack offI also cum in his food
>>13117125unfI wish my roommate was kinky like thatI wish I'd find out and fuck him
>>13117125... Never tell him. Ever.
>>13117111that's the point
>>13117125that came out of nowhereis there anything else
>>13117101I like thick, I actually can't get off on normal porn because all they cast is bony-assed white girls with small tits, but I don't like fat.And yes, there is a difference.
>>13117141Nothing else.
>>13117150The thing is if you were a woman I'd think it was unbelievably hot.
>>13117140Damn, that is one ugly pony.
>>13117139He thinks the pranks he pull every now and then is funny, little does he know that he's eating my load on a daily basis>mfw trying not to get a boner every time he eats
>>13117150So do you not particularly like this guy or what?
>>13117174he's my best friendI want to fuck him
Did someone say chubby?
oh god i'm such a faggot
>>13117179Top or bottom?Or just mindless grinding?
>>13117179Erm, are you fapping right now?
>>13117171when you're not masturbating into his cereal you should take some time to figure out the average volume of your loadsa few years after he moves out you should send him a physical letter working out the total amount of your semen he ingested through his meals and you can leave a sample of it on the letter for old time's sake
>>13117149vintage brahvintage porn is where you need to look
>>13117185Top.>>13117187No.>>13117192I don't think that would be particularly in my best interest.
>>13117192Go back to /tg/.
>>13117179M-maybe tell him how you feelDon't tell him about the cum thoughNever tell him about that, even if you start fucking
>>13117204i dont believe you actually do that shit
>>13117149http://imgur.com/a/IiJniIs this about the right size? Rubenesque?
>>13117206I've never been there, but now I kind of want to
>>13117210I find it rather easy to believe.
>>13117221i dont
>>13117214Yes.
>>13117214u-unfface and chin could be better, but the rest is great
>>13117214Some of those faces are dangeroulsly Ross
>>13117210I sorta feel bad about it when I'm about to go to bed, but then my dick tells my brain to go fuck itself.
>>13117214that's a good size
>>13117204Prove it
>>13117204>Top.Naw manMight be ok if you wanted his dickBut it's just creepy if you want to fuck him
>>13117233>>13117236>>13117243Then enjoy your new cheesecake >no hooves
>>13117227You obviously have more faith in humanity than I.
>tfw sort of feel like drawing but not sure
>>13117268draw a pony.But this time.Make sure it isn't a pony.
>>13117268does this inspire you
>>1311724211/10 would fuck. But you may actually need to take hormone suppressants, you oversexed manly man.
> tfw more namefags coming everyday
>>13117268Draw your favorite pony in a new pose you never drew
HEY APPLEJACKFFFFFUCK APPLES
>>13117277>Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous BCS Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Nasse Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous What are you even talking about?
>>13117242You're gonna rape that poor boy one dayFilm it when you do
Hey guys I'm a writefag.
>>13117277if you love conformism so much why do you put a space after your >fucking hypocrite unique snowflake autist
>>13117248Thank you, I would but I'm going no fap.
>>13117291> twf annie hates u
>>13117289write some Twirity or I won't acknowledge your existence
>>13117289>implying you're not Lyra>implying we want to read your human fanta-WRITE NOW
>>13117287> What are you even talking about?The rest of the board.>>13117291> why/b/ did it this way when I was first lurking in 2007.
>>13117242Who draws those octip0nes?
>>13117307>The rest of the board.Theres a board?
>>13117307Why do you think we care about the rest of the board?
>>13117308This nig-nog>>13117268
>>13117308I used to draw a few back when they were first thought up. So did Art Anon.>>13117275No, sorry.
>>13117307Whoa, oldfag! Sorry sir, I didn't realize.
>>13117304Fool! Everyone knows that the ship is >implied futa rape
>>13117321Faggot.
Whenever i get depressed or think i'm fucking up in life i come to /mlp/ to see make myself feel better bout my life choices.So if you guys ever get depressed just know that the lower you fall makes me and others like me feel better.
>>13117323Or you know Rarity cuddling Twilight and telling her that everything will be okay when she becomes an alicorn, while admiring her wings.
>>13117323What's wrong with >implied futa rape ?
>>13117307>Rest of the board>/b/I find it amazing that you think that we care or that we would hold your opinions on the matter with any regard if we didHave some Spike instead
>>13117337>>13117341Why not have both?
>>13117343> you think that we careI don't. 4chan is for wasting time, among other things.Have Pinkie Pie.
>>13117352MLPG only care about what seth thinks.Is EQD still a thing anyway?
>>13117352>>13117343Hey guys I brought an Applejack.
>>13117357Finally something i can use my small penis to pleasure.
>>13117363>Did y'all put it in yet?
>>13117343>>13117352>>13117357What do you guys think of my Trixie?
>>13117369Needs more purple hat.
>>13117371The hat and cape are detachable
where can I get hugging size pony
>>13117337Ha.http://strawpoll.me/364799/r
>>13117367you only say y'all when talking about more than one person or when it might include more than one we don't use it that damn much
>>13117390Livestock auction.
>>13117398Some places "Y'all" is used in a singular sense.>>13117392>only one on that list for meSucks being casual at fetishes
>>13117398While it is a controversial topic, y'all for singular is considered correctGet recked
>>13117398At worst, you may get>D'jou put et in yet?
>>13117392Look man I like fetishes but sometimes cute is much much better
>>13117412>>13117416Just thought about it you are correct cause even i do it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhWs3DVk-FUIt's happening
>>13117428If you're so rich why don't you buy english and make your own rules?
>>13117418That sounds better actually and a lil more true towards what i hear from my fellow country fucks
What ifFood ponies
>>13117462Speaking as a deep-south Georgian.
>Flash Sentry becomes goo pone>envelopes Twilight in himself as a shield against nightmare energy>final battle with Nightmare>Twilight and Flash confess their love for each other>Flash gets sucked into every one of Twilight's orifices, transforming Twilight into her ultimate form.Would that mean Flash is dead, or just inside Twilight's subconscious?
>>13117470What if eating food ponies sexually
>>13117462I opened that pic hoping for a hidden ponut or something.What have you done to me MLPG
>>13117470Dump
>tfw only 32 million per second
>>13117431We're being overtaken by robots?
>>13117474Mississipe here it's funny to think about all the horse fucking jokes that go along with admitting to someone that you watched MLP and liked it and actually being from a state known for cousin fucking and fucking animals
>tfw no steak pone>tfw no sushi pone>tfw no cake pone
>>13117494I want to cum inside Pizza Pie
>>13117515No, that's crazy.
Done. My foodp0ne folder is surprisingly limited.
>>13117567Well here's another
>>13117494wow that picture's quality is terrible
>>13117581Is that a toaster-strudel pone?fukken saved
>>13117553is that cloydes
>>13117596And now?
>>13117605Cheesecake
>>13117627>>13117596
>>13117623>signatureCheck it.
>>13117634That's better.
>>13117637they weren't asking about the artistCloydes is probably that fork
>>13117623That was pretty much the epitome of dumb shit that came out of MLPGNothing since then has been as retarded, even with the kind of shit we're doing today
>>13117634Now i'm hungry.
>>13117655Now I'm horny.
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - Vidya
>>13117659Let's eat.
>>13117655In English, you capitalize all of your personal "I"'s.>such I will, I might, I've, I'm, I'd, ect.
>>13117673What vidya?
>>13117684And i'm content to ignore that rule because it makes no sense whatsoever.
>>13117683unf
>>13117684Thanks, I hope I don't forget about it.
>>13117691'kay. What's your first language?
I need Rarity in this outfit.
>>13117691If you think that rule makes no sense, try learning german sometime.
>>13117673Strem
>>13117708>cartoonishSomehow more realistic movements than most vidya.
>>13117708I love Wonder Pink
>>13117706Norwegian>>13117710My impression of their capitalization is that it's even more pointless, yes.
>>13117691It's because a capital "I" is a noun (because it refers to someone, i.e yourself)
>>13117708>her elbow goes through her hairIt just looks too solid for it to do that.
>>13117754"you""they"them"etc.none of them get the same treatment.
>>13117751The capitalization actually kind of makes sense and has almost no exceptionsEverything else, however, does.
>>13117685Probably LoL or something.>>13117712Maybe.
>>13117768Well i'm not gonna pretend i know it.But i still don't think capitalizing anything but the first letter of a sentence makes sense. Even if it's grammatically consistent.
>>13117784>Playing LoLSon...
>>13117760That's because they all get different rules. I, as a noun, refers to yourself from a First person perspective. If it wasn't like this, you'd have to say "John Doe thinks that the current language rules are stupid" everytime you'd want to refer to youself (obviously you'd use your own name i nthe above example), which would make you sound like a third person robot/caveman and also confuse the fuck out of everyone as to if your talkign about yourself or soemone else's opinion
>>13117805At which part does this justify requiring it to be capitalized.
Your waifu said you look pretty in your pony form.
>>13117768English or German? If English, I agree, German, I don't know enough about.
>>13117784>playing LoLfuck off
>>13117812Replace dot with question mark.
>>13117818German.
>>13117817Aww, that's sweet of her. I give her a big hug
How does fucking pone feel like
>>13117837How doesn't fucking pone feel like?
>>13117837like sour grapes
>Just saying "Nope, I'm going to do things objectively wrong because I think it's better that way"I literally cannotI can'tI expected better from you, Anon
>>13117812Do you type your enitre name without Capitilizing it?No?That's the justification for capitilizing "I": to refer to yourself. That's it. That's pratically the most common thing it's used for, simply to avoid having confusing, extremely contextual conversations that are a weird mix of first person and third person speech.
>>13117852...Is this bait?
>>13117837like bags of sand
>>13117857He's right though
>>13117854"he" referring to "Don Joe" doesn't get capitalization.So no, sir, that does not make sense.
>>13117837Like having sex with a woman
>>13117768>makes sensein a pointless made-up ruleset, suregerman and french are 99% unnecessary tedium, completely unfit for communicationI can't wait until everyone converses with optimized bleeps and boops
I don't think I've ever seen us derail into a grammar discussion before
GuysGuysGUYSsergalpone Cadence
>>13117854you don't capitalize he, she, you, they, we, us, etc, even though they are also referring to people with names that you would capitalize
>>13117873All laugnages have pointless made-up rulesets.
>>13117852I do that all the time but I don't think it's better, I just can't stopthe best part is that I can only I can help myself
>Capitalizing pronounsLiterally worse than Hitler.
CAPITALISE YOUR I BECAUSE IT LOOKS UGLY IF YOU DON'TTHAT'S THE REASON WHY WE CAPITALISE ITKEEP DOING IT YOU CHUCKLEFUCKSOr don't I don't careIt's not like people will immediately discount your opinions if you type like a preteen girl on FacebookIt's not like I do
>>13117870He is a second Person word, as in a second person is basically pointing at you and saying "Oh, he has this opinion"Generally speaking, the reason why the capital "He" isn't used much is because when they tried to make it popular before, it was about the middle ages and the word "He" and "Him" was considered the same as saying "God", so improper use of the word would get you killed.also, nice try in moving the goal posts for the subject into a different word altogether and not facing up against the First-Person noun point
>>13117926>IT LOOKS UGLY IF YOU DON'TIn no way.
>>13117881not the most common derailment, but i've seen it happen before
>>13117926It only looks ugly because you're so used to seeing it and was taught to type it a certain way.
>>13117873It's even worse when you get to the part where you speak the language out loud. As far as I know, there's no real way to know how to pronounce "channel" and "character" correctly without having heard it first for example, leading to all kinds added hassle for a non-native.I just wish every other language was like Finnish in this regard, as things are said the way they're written. No exceptions whatsoever.>>13117881Weirdly enough, it's the most common topic in my circle of friends.
I just want to fuckponespost pones being lewd pls
>>13117911some have more, some have lesssome make sense, some don'tgerman and french are special in that they are the least useful and most convoluted of the languages I've tried
Gilda probably didn't get enough moral support as a cubchick, if I had to guess, I'd say she resents her mother.
>>13117960>Weirdly enough, it's the most common topic in my circle of friends.That's why I don't hang out with linguists
>>13117967Latin is literally the Hitler of languages
>>13117784>playing LeL
I filter posts with terrible grammar and spelling
>>13117960the actual speaking was my main grievance with french, german is spastic too but at least in that case noone really gives a shit about which of the 50 pronounciations you use
>>13117981We aren't even linguists. Our circle just happens to have a mix of people from Sweden and Finland, which somehow always leads to this discussion when we need to ask how something is said in either of the languages.
>>13117927>also, nice try in moving the goal posts for the subject into a different word altogether and not facing up against the First-Person noun pointExcuse me, what?Pointing out that "he" "she" etc. don't get capitalization serves to back up my point that the rule to capitalize 'i' as you described it does not make any sense / has no consistency.The entire point is that the rule has no place in the language. It makes no sense. It isn't consistent with anything. It is not useful in any way.Therefore it is pointless and i am content to ignore it.
I want to be the little pone
>>13117984noone is pretending that Latin is a language thoughI can understand people learning it for historical or aesthetic reasons, it does sound sexy sometimes
>>13117987>Not playing KeK
>>13118010Latin is a language thoughA dead one, sure, but still a language.
>>13118008>he isn't even a little pone yetI bet you don't even own a bottle of bleach
>>13117999he, she, etc. are somewhat vague identifierI is always specifically the person speaking
>>13118008can I rape you
>>13117966oki hope you like derpy dick
>>13118022Fuck I actually don't
>>13118027Only once I get to be the little pone
>>13118023That makes some small amount of sense.But it still does not justify requiring it to be capitalized.
>>13118016>mfw I see people use kek and all I can think about is the WoW glory days
>>13117999That's the entire point of "I". It exsists to simplify the english language, which is basically comprised of letters and words it got from all the other countries it beat up and conquered back in the days of the British Empire.Also, I noticed you've ignored the Second-Person grammar rules with "he","we",and "us" - Because they don't espesially NEED to be capitalized, unless your the Queen of England or something
>>13118021if you want to get technical, I would indeed categorize it in the broader field of languages, although nestled closely with wingdings and simlish
>>13115750Soon she'll divorce and spend half a VMA grinding against some douchebag.Don't look at me like that, Cadence is 110% Hannah Montannah.
>>13118060>your...
>>13118029>typoHOW TOPICAL
>>13118029
>>13118068No one in history has ever ypiken wingdings or simlish though
>>13118060>yourof all the things to miss
>>13118089>ypikenSpokenI meant spoken
>>13118060>yourAs non-native, I don't even understand why this always rustles me.
Use capital I or I'm going to come and fist you while using Tabasco as lube
>>13118060>That's the entire point of "I". It exsists to simplify the english language, which is basically comprised of letters and words it got from all the other countries it beat up and conquered back in the days of the British Empire.This. Does. Not. Justify. Requiring. It. To. Be. Capitalized. In. Any. Way.>Also, I noticed you've ignored the Second-Person grammar rules with "he","we",and "us"Because those are completely irrelevant.
>>13118111That's hot
>>13118111i don't wanna.See what i did there? Two reason to capitalize and i didn't care.
>>13118111Fuck you, i do what I want.
GREEN AND PURPLE, GREEN AND PURPLE, GREEN AND PURPLE, GREEN AND PURPLE
>>13118111i don't care
>>13118089the past is as distant and intangible as fiction
I liked this place better when it was all fetish talk
>>13118134
>>13118111Twilie pls
>>13118143I liked you better when you had dream and vision
I liked life better when i had eyesight.
>>13118156I still have dream and vision.. honest..
>>13118111i'll never capitalize i again just to spite your dumb ass
I liked this place better when we liked this place better
I liked thing better when thing was better
>>13118164that's what Hitler said tooyou're the worst type
>>13118169Well then I wIll capItIlIze all my I's just to spIte you
>>13118195That's too many I's!
>Yahtzee makes a trannie joke>removes it from the show because bronies bitch on the forums
>>13118192worst, or best?
>>13118213What?
>>13118195WeII then l wlII swap aII my capltaI l's and aII my Iower case 'l' just to be a fuckwlt.
OH SHIT GUYS A PONY
>>13118195Well then IIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII I IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIII I IIIIIIII III IIIIIIIIIII II IIIIIII III
>>13118213explain plz
>>13116094It was modeled on pre-Islamic Middle Eastern culture, so likely they all wear clothes because they can fucking well afford to accessorize for EVERY occasionEVERY. OCCASION.
>>13118235Oh shit can I pet it
>>13118235A BEST PONY
>>13118243It's to scared to pet it. We must gain her trust.Someone get some of that leftover rabbit meat. Everyone loves rabbit meat right?
>>13118235No way
>>13118213>Yahtzee caving into bronies>Yahtzee starting to weaken as a trollThe end times are upon us
>>13118253But that's not my waifu
Who is Yahtzee?
>>13118060We, Us, Our, all of those were only used because it was understood that the speaker (that is, royalty) was speaking for their country and people in its entirety.The fact that they believed that both their country and rulers were appointed by God led to the capitalization being inferred upon their speech.
>>13118237Fuck off morsefag
>>13118266your waifu a shit
>>13118256Aww, what if we just walk up to it really slowly and then stroke its mane a little?
>>13118272>morse>only one symbolanon pls
>>13118260cutest colt
>>13118284>Only one symbol>I and lplease
>>13118277AND NOW SHE RAN AWAYGEE STEVE THANKS FOR HAVING SUCH GREAT IDEAS.
>>13118270Yes, that is, in fact, the point I'm making about capitilisation of Second-Person words.
>>13118286But that's you. Anon.
>>13118292But I'm not steve, thats the other anon
>>13118290IIiIIiIiiiIiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIiiiIiiiiiiiiIIiiIIIIIIIIIiiiIIIiiIiIIIIiIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIiIIIiiiiIIIiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiIIiiIIIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiIIiIiIiiiIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiIiIiiiiiIIIiiIIIiiIIIIiIIiiiIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIiIIiIiIIIIIiIIiiiiiIIiiiIIIiii
>>13118121Sorry, forgot picture.
So is fanfiction really dead in MLPG?
>tfw watching the last breaking bad episode
>>13116694> SEVEN people are into impregnationYou are all my niggahs
>>13118213Monopoly
>>13118299no, no, he is cuter
>>13118324It isn't now that you're here anon
>>13118328Did the rest of S5 start airing?
>>13118324Kinda.No writefags at all.Sad really.
>>13116839I really, really shouldn't be aroused by this
>>13118334Yet you're cuter
>>13118331>Absolutely no-one is into pregnant women>There are more people into scat, diapers and Ross-tier fat
>>13118322You're not me
>>13118342Yes, like three weeks ago
HOW ABOUT THAT RARARA?
>>13118353Dat size difference though
>>13117053If she's just chubby, I can get into it.If she's pregnant and trying on lingerie, OH MYUNF
>>13118351impossible
>>13116694>all this size difference
>>13118359Oh
>>13118366>>13118373Master race fetish.
>>13118363ADORABLE
>>13118373>>13118366>tfw no big dick futa size-shaming
>>13118363BEST PONYMY WAIFUHER SISTER IS BEST CMCWOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER
>>13116694>someone else has the same fetishI wonder if they hate it too
>>13118351>tfw goggles is neither ded nor hats us
>>13118371I am telling you true, anon.
>>13118363she's the kind of pony that capitalizes if you know what i mean
>>13118378Why are you still here and not watching the episodes right now, anon?
>>13118382I'm into that
>>13118357Curses! Foiled again!
>>13118391>>13118377
>>13118382ThisWritefags where?
>>13118343there are enough fanfics on fimfictionthere is no need for writefags anymore in mlpg
>>13116694What exactly is docking?Man, there isn't a single fetish I like on that list
>>13118400Graveyard is over there. Find your own shovel.
http://folk.ntnu.no/oddvahu/index.php?id=CORRUPTION>main theme is "degeneration">features TwilightThat's enough degeneration already
>>13116694What's sad is that I actually ticked off about half the list
>>13118398I didn't like the show that much.I'll finnish it, i guess. When i feel like it.
>>13118405Get some taste, loser
>>13118405sticking a dick into another guy's foreskin, I believe
>>13118389if you insisti still think he's the cutest of the lot
>>13118419I missed Ahegao on the first read, so I guess I can check at least one
>http://folk.ntnu.no
>>13118416I disagree with you but I'm pretty sure that you're not Hitler
>>13118409But I just want my big dick futa size-shaming fics..
>>13118420Uh, gross
>>13118425Second only to you
>>13118429>>13118411
>>13118363she is a very 2ndbest pony
>>13118134I would fuck those 80's horses with speed and alacrity unseen among my people.
>>13118363slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut
>>13118442then i must be really cute. thanks anon
>>13118457get off the table
>>13118353But Anon, I'm into both. WAY into both.And none of the second line, yechh
Would you kill a show?
>>13118469I'm gonna get you pregnant anon
>>13118476Unless you're into mpreg I don't think that's gonna work out for you.
>>13118473Yeah, Johnny Test.
>>13118473I would sensually kill your face.
>>13118373>>13118366>>13118382>tfw no 8"anon sizeshaming PantyanonLiteral circlejerking would be very acceptable in this circumstance
>>13118484Oh but I am
>>13118473"kill" is a really thin word for having 4 letters
>>13118463slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut
>>13118492... This person exists?
>>13118501Don't get into that again.
>>13118520Yes, and some fucks have to constantly remind MLPG of this fact.
>>13118524>Thin word privilege.
>>13118520ProbablyI hope he does
>>13116694>no inflation
>>13118484Bend over anon
>>13118520Who cares?I can get big dicks and mediocre traps literally everywhere on the internet, I come here for pon
>>13118476>>13118484>>13118553unf
>>13118550I would have got to it if I had more room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBfWzYntUu8
>>13118541> "MY ORGAN IS BIGGER THAN YOURS."Yeah, and there's statistically almost always someone larger than you.> "BUT I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE BIG AS ME SHOWING OFF HERE."Yeah, that's just you, champ.> "You're just jelly!"I'm pretty sure I'm not jealous of a braggart and douchebag.
HELLO ANON, IT'S ME CELESTIAOKAY SO YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO HAPPEN TO YOU:1. Be turned into a beautiful girl, and have custom-designed assets (hair color, breast size, height, eye color, etc) to your own exact specifications.2. Have one and a half inches of length and a proportional measure of girth added to your dick.OK THOSE ARE THE OPTIONS, CHOOSE WISELY AND HAVE A NICE DAY
>>13118569No
>>131185751
>>131185751 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Can I keep my dick
>>13118553> Bend Over Boyfriendhttp://www.ohjoysextoy.com/theshare/
>>13118575111111111111
>>13118576Well, you won't be able to claim that she didn't warn you...
>>13118550I believe impregnation covers that.
>>131185751. and I'll be 9 parsecs high, please
>>13118550my nigga
>>13118571I'm pretty sure you're jealous of someone that isn't even here
>>13118571I think he meant pantyanonhis dick was pretty modest
>>13118575Can I just come to Equestria with you?
>>131185752
>>13118575What if I don't want either? Can I hang out with you for a day instead?
>>13118550LK stram inflation draws
>>13118599WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT, ANON?WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA GAME THE SYSTEM?
>>13118610faggot
>>13118598Fuck no it don't be.
>>131185751111
>>131185752. I'm fine with my body and my sex, but it'd be kind of fun having an 8.5" dick and a bit thicker.
>61 million cookies per second
>>13118614>LK will never draw SB's Femsnips/Sugar inflationI wouldn't knwo what to do if that happened
>>13118575Both
>>13118603I'm pretty sure that 'size difference' doesn't really work for meBut fuck it, if it's your thing, reach for the starsOr the larger dick in the room, I guess worshipping it gets your teeny-peeny pumping
>>13118587NO>>13118599>SIZEFAGS>>13118606NO>>13118611NO>>13118626>IMPLYING 7.5 INCHESSTOP MEASURING FROM THE SOUTHERN TIP OF YOUR BUTTHOLE
>>131185751. Then I would hunt down Mr. Tarn, and I would reward him for being such a great guy.
>>13118636celestia sure is bad at math
>>13118575PRETTY GIRLPRETTY GIRL PLEASELIFE IS EASY MODE IF YOU'RE A PRETTY GIRL
>>131185751.Although, can I switch back to being a dude at will? It'd be gnarly.
>>13118636She said 1.5" added. I have a 7" penis from the base.I'm not sure you know how math works.
>>13118620>not wanting to be able to suck yourself off while ramming a horsedildo up your tight virgin butthole>calling others faggots
>>13118636Please.I'll do anything you say just take me with you to EqeustriaI could scratch your ears
>>13118636>>What if I don't want either? Can I hang out with you for a day instead?>NO
>>13118575okay then, 1. and I'll have height equal to the circumference of the observable universe
>>13118648Not in Middle-East or Africa.
>>13118650>switching back and forth at willmy nigga
>>13118654Another inch won't make you happy, AnonTrust me
>>13118672that would be a bad move
>>131185751 pls
>>13118678>buyer's remorse
>>13118672Anon you'd just turn into a black hole
>>13118678I'm not thinking it will, but really between the choices I'd rather have an oversized dick than become a woman. I enjoy being male.
>>13118694>enjoys being maleWhat a faggot
>>13118678a friend of mine has a 9.5-incher and has a difficult time with most girls
>>13118694>he isn't gender dysphoric
>>13118636Math doesn't work that way, princess. I just thought of Celestia failing school, and for inexplicable reasons, I got a boner.
>>13118694>I enjoy being male.fuckin loser
>>13118710
>>13118694
>>13118711>thinking of Celestia>"inexplicable reasons"
>>13118711>>13118654>>13118645>BadatmathlestiaThis is my new headcanon/fetishno wonder she strings Twilight along, she can't even do division without a calculator
>>13118706I'm sure he has a real easy time with you though
>>13118706But he can always put his stats on Craigslist or get the truth out through the rumor mill and have no end of women to try with. Lord knows he COULD find a size queen who can accept such mighty girth.Oh wait I'm supposed to feel bad for him because he didn't leverage his dick and found a compatible partner, boo hoo.
>>13118692how would you know, were you ever as high as the universe is round?
>>13118759Yes, loads of times
>>13118732My headcanon is Celestia is classically educated - i.e, basically she learned off her Father's knee and her Father's Court Tutors
>>13118710>>13118722It'd be interesting to be a woman for a short while, but the parameters are becoming x or y permanently. I'd rather have a penis that's hard for most women to take than entering another morphology permanently.I would however totally live as a woman for a year if I knew I could change back to my own body at an ideal body fat percentage with a foreskin.
>>13118692>not wanting to be a black hole>2013+50,000
>>13118759>implying the universe is round
>>13118759yes
>>13118776But she has an extreme fear of retaking Kindergarten, so ...
>>13118789>You'll never smoke all the weed in Seattle with Gaben;_;
>>13118780I don't know that feel.
Trixie felt somewhat guilty for leaving the family business to pursue her dream, but the regret came full circle when she was humiliated by Twilight.
>>13118630Who said I'd never do that?
>>13118813
>fanfic about Rarity and Twilight becoming changelings>Celestia and Luna are missing so they are on their own>Have to go to search for a cure in the books in the Crystal Empire Library.>transformation is complete before they reach it>Twilight finally snaps and goes full changeling, wanting to make a hive and enslave a small town>Some random drones joined her and declared her their queen>Meanwhile Zecora, Apple Bloom and a Changeling are hiding from Chrysalis.This fanfic is way to much fun
>>13118822oh boy
>>13118813>Trixie felt somewhat guilty for leaving the family businessWhats the family business?
>>13118813>muh tragic characterFuck off. This is why I hate MD. It validates all of those "but she's a good guy!" fanfics.
Why can't I be a pretty girl with a 10" dick?That's all I want in lifeWhy will Celestia only give me 1?
>>13118837She was neutral in the end, though.
>>13118837How?She took any job she could find to fund her revenge plan. That's some serious dedication. And really it wasn't her fault. She did nothing wrong.
>>13118837Yeah, the episode in which she becomes the fucking Führer of ponyville makes her really stand out as a good guy.
>>13118776>medicine went never past "a suddene imbalance of the humores"Celestia keeping the tech-level low because she doesn't understand it is boner-inducing.Somehow.
>>13118837"but she's a good guy" is a perfectly valid way to handle a character
>>13118836Professional hitmen and rapists.
>>13118836Professional first-class prostitution.
>>13118865Celestia probably beleives in Cutie-Mark miracle doctros - i.e sometimes a doctors cutie mark makes it so they have access to a very specialised type of magic, so basically they can do treatments no-one else can, so basically Celestia allows the magic research to be done so hospital around Equestria can have soemthing similar for when said miracle doctor eventually dies
>>13118873Good on her on changing to be a different pony.
>>13118863in the end. She got redeemed, but everyone here went "10/10 best new episode" because of Larson, when in reality it's one of his weaker episode (shit, I enjoyed Some a lot more)
>>13118870>>13118900>>13118855>>13118857>>13118863>tfw final season, final episode>Discord, Trixie, Sombra, Personmovie Villain, and Chrys team up to save the worldthis will happen
