Previous Thread>>13095865The Griffons iare taking over this thread! No ponies allow! They are all dweebs.
MLPGA thread should be
>>13101790Fuck your rules
WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT VIDEOGAMES
>>13101790Something about those front legs looks a little freaky.
Griffons!
>>13101825Who would do such a thing?
>>13101841That's not a pony it's a bug
>rap
>>13101862These bugs are ponies. It's like, super canon.
>>13101884I still want my own changeling.
>>13101884SUPER canon!?That's like, more than regular canon!This guy is not messing around!
https://derpibooru.org/408926
>>13101905As a baby? They're sapient, so they would make weird pets. You'd have to raise them like a small son. You'd be a large father.
>>13101884So, since changelings are ponies, they should be able to crossbreed with other ponies.Does a half-changeling pony just kinda get the munchies for love?
>>13101860It is a mystery.
>>13101949>"Hey, gimme a hug.">"...what?">"Just-- fuckin' gimme a hug, dude!"
>>13101964Noice.
>>13101964god DANMN
>>13101979Celestias is still the least ugly one
>>13101964I was promised /co/ vs. /mlp/, when does that happen?
>>13101945And it would be great.
>>13101979>All that shit piled onto Cadence>Those dresses on Celestia and Luna>Especially the one on LunaFuck, I shouldn't hate this as much as I do.
>tfw refractory periodi just want to keep masturbating ;_;
>>13101964>secret Italian supercat as the gkI wish I could find my sides.
>>13101930Those arms a shit.The rest of it's pretty unf-able though.
>>13102017Get help.
>find new pony artist i like who streams>she is a cute girl>likes the same videogames>i want to compliment her on the art>but i dont know how without sounding like a sentinalits so much easier when the artist is an obese hairy man
>>13102015just what is chrysalis implying
>>13102015Great? That would be fucking awesome. Being a dad. Damn.
>>13102056holy shit that guys has long arms and legs
>>13102038You should draw a picture of you two together and send it to her with a message that reads, "PLEASE LIKE ME"
>>13102038Why the fuck would their gender matter?
>>13102056Wouldn't that make Chrysalis the mom.
>>13102087She's both.
>>13102038>hey, I think your art is pretty ballin>thanksanon pls
>>13099757>>13085665Guys, I think I'm in love with satyrs. Is that good or bad?
>>13102087She's a queen, she hasn't got time for this. You'll have to be a single dad. Or mom.
>>13102016Gold really doesn't suit Luna, should have went for silver
>>13101930>>13102031Something about a woman staying in control while she cums hits my buttons hard.
>>13102081when its a girl everyone just thinks you are kissing ass
>>13102107Good. There's a satyr general you can go bother.
>>13102038Let me guess its Ritzca. Anon you have no chance so just say hi you fucking creep.
>>13102112Who cares what other people think, jesus christJust give your complement without worrying about that, you won't control what they thing anyway.
>>13102107Depends on the kind of love
>>13102112Stop caring about what other people think then?
>>13102087would you raise changelings with chrysalis
>>13102135Who's ritzca?
>>13102135can you post link to this girl. im not getting anything useful from google.
>>13102016It's because HER dress, crown and hair are like 10 times more elaborate than Celestia and Luna's, which considering she's the princess of a tiny little city, and that this isn't HER coronation, and that she's standing next to two princesses who outrank her, just makes it very inappropriate to be so overdressed.
>>13102139>compliment>thinkFuck
>>13102158>>13102167I may not remember the name correctly, some asian chick artist mlpg was talking about days ago.
>>13102201Oh, that's RizCifra.Yeah, she looks pretty cute, I'd probably drop my spaghetti all over the place if I ever tried tot alk to her
>>13102038Give me the stream anon, I'll show you how its done you fuck.
>>13102221Holy fuck, grow the fuck up.
>>13102237Where the fuck do you think we are?
>>13102201>asian girl artistno thanks, they are always the worst
>>13102195The problem is that Cadence shouldn't exist in the first place.
>>13102253Only half, she lives in France I think
>>13102256No, she shouldn't. She shouldn't exist at all.
>>13102264>frenchOh fuck that's even worse
>you'll never a thick Sweetie
>>13102256That's slightly true - it does snarl the continuity a bit.Although, it could help if cadence didn't have such a one-dimensional cardboard cutout character
> mentioning the stackNot using the original image
MLPG today I learned that my grandma was a top model for high end fashion. I was shown a picture of her and she was quite pretty.What have you learned today anons?
>>13102290>>13102253Haha, why?
>>13102252abloo abloo muh insecurities.
>>13102280>>13102256
>>13102305She's a toy. She can't help having no personality.
>>13102305All times she's on screen we have not had a chance to do a proper display, at the wedding there were more pressing matters, in the crystal empire she was half dead and in games ponies play she was busy.
>>13102312I learned that Anon will one day have very beautiful daughters maybe
>>13102312I have no future and will suicide at the end of the year.
>>13101851BET YOU FEEL ALL LONELY, DON'T 'CHA?
>>13102312Buffets aren't so bad if you go at the right time of day.
>90 days till new poneDo you think we will see an animated preview of S4?
OH MY GOD MLPG, I HAVE A BROTHERAND HE'S GETTING MARRIEDAND HE WAS MY ONLY FRIEND
>>13102312I've learned that your grandma used to be a top model for high end fashion.
>>13102317Becuase asians are always better at everything
>>13102337At the NYCC for sure
>>13102311Where's the MLPG one, didn't someone revise it?
>>13102343Why don't you just fly away from your problems
>>13102324RedivIf you ever draw that horse while gravidly pregnantI'm pretty certain I want to marry you
>>13102324Cmon red, sure she's a little cute but her existence is a slap in the face, there's no denying this.
>>13102344Did you also learn that she was pretty?
>>13102337Definitely, probably a month before it airs. I'm sure Hasbro has some retarded merch they are going to be pushing with the two-parter, especially since McCarthy is writing it.
>>13102356Where?! WHITHER?!
>>13102312>What have you learned today anons?If you aren't sure if the plate is still hot, don't fucking check it with your hand.
>>13102312I've learned that this band I could have gotten in is actually quite shitty and I probably won't accept their invitation. Also, pics.
>>13102360not as pretty as this pony
>>13102330I can only hope to be a good father.But before that I'm going freaky on my sexuality
>>13102343I have a brother, too. Lives a thousand miles from me with his girlfriend, the fucker.
>>13102386>wings
I miss you, mlp general
>>13102390You can have both. Just make your bedroom out-of-bounds.
>>13102381One secAnd no saving the image and using it for later
>>13102356> You will never cum this much without a stack
>>13102337I hope they show some of E1/E2 because if they make it where luna went NMM just to be evil I am going to be PISSED
>>13102405The version with wings is weird
>>13102431Whoopshttp://xhamster.com/movies/808232/lip_service.htm
>>13102407I don't miss you circlejerker
>>13102407Oh, man...
>>13102434Well, she did go evil just because she was a jealous cunt
>>13102434>the show>with continuation and cool and consistent setting and such>under McCunty's ruleyou aren't very bright person are you?
>>13102324thoughts on shiny sylveon?
>>13102473Why do people hate McCarthy again? Was it because no rarity episodes?
>>13102484It's practically just a shitty meme.
>>13102407Im going to post this on ponychan
>>13102472Yeah I am hoping there is some legitemecy behind it, like Celestia was being a showoff or something
>>13102484Not even close, it's that she's associated with Hasbro ruining FiM with their shitty toys.
remember when
>>13102311i guess this stuff is important to some people
>>13102381Here, I would of like to meet her when she was young, it's a shame ;_;
>>13102509;_;
>>13102498>FiM>not out to sell a productDo people honestly think this?
>>13102484Because "yadda yadda everything was better when I was young"
>>13102513It sounds rediculous but you cum so much longer on the stack, it's crazyUsing edging too makes it absolutely insane
>>13102514
>>13102484Oh, anon, I don't even know. May be because she is a shit writer.
>>13102343>that songit was the beginning of "introducing a major plot point with a song to save time"That whole episode still made it tasteful though
>>13102536Half of the writers are shit
>>13102542And your point? How does it affects or change what I said? Why did you even reply to me.
>>13102534UGLY PONY URGH
>>13102562Why hate Mccarthy and not all of the other writers?
>>13102536>Dragonshy>Green Isn't Your Color>Party of One>Sweet and Elite>Hearts and Hooves DayDo you hate fun anon?
>>13102514Neat. Is your grandma Granny Smith?
>>13102335
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>>13102521See, this is a moronic approach. You can incorporate toys into the show, better yet, let the writers do their thing and then make toys based on what they write.No, with Hasbro and FiM it's the toy department that comes up with an idea and then Meghan is told to shove that somehow into the show and make a two-parter about it. And then Meghan is like >pfft whatever and takes a pile of shit and turns it into an episode with the completely unfitting shitty toy constantly standing out.This isn't limited to FiM or even Hasbro, but it's shit, especially if your entire toy department consists of one guy's relatives who have no idea what they are doing.
>>13102575>Hearts and Hooves Day>Wrecking best ship>Not listening to the fandom for FlutterMac>Still thinking this is good
CELESTIA TAKE THE WHEEL
>>13102441you mean sad because they are mangled?
>>13102478It's so glad and it's so funny it looks like the fan made boy Sylveons
>>13102574I don't agree with him entirely, but McCarthy is the lead writer, that makes her stand out.
>>13102590
>>13102574Why hate others and not McCarthy? None of them took Lauren's place but her. If only it was Amy or Larson...
>>13102602I guess that was the intention, shame it could be a cute picture otherwise
>>13102591>being this autistic
>>13102621>None of them took Lauren's place but her.So fucking what?
>>13102442>404I have been deceived!
>>13102580Yes in the way that she's posh as fuck, her accent is literally stereotypical posh British woman.But she's a as kind as granny smith
>>13102630If he put it in an image macro would that make it easier for you?
>>13102584I love all those little details the game has.
>>13102630If I typed all that shit up, the least you could do is to find something specific to mock about the post.
>>13102637So her being bad affects the entire show a lot, not just her own episodes.
>>13102628I dont think sad and subjugated pony is cute, especially my favorite pony being that way.
>>13102509Does she need a hand?
>>13102598>"Not listening to the fandom and shipping XY"fsck
>>13102657Sorry anything I type would be meaningless as it is clear you have never worked a real job. Seriously, G1-G4 has always been about selling a product, toys and a show.
>>13102638It's working for me.http://imgur.com/4MUdwHE
>>13102674It doesn't really, Lauren was a mediocre writer and it didn't affect the show
>>13102676I always just kind of imagine it as a playing around kind of thing, like I threw a collar on her just to fuck with her for a second.
>>13102664>party hard.gif
>>13102638Make it 'html'
>>13102692>mcCunty's apologistI refuse to believe such fags exist. It just wrong.
>>13102716Do you have any arguments?
>>13102716what's anapologist?
I think the reason people hate meghan is because of the Sombra fiasco, but I don't think that is justifiable as they were working on a movie and had a limited season
>>13102692>Lauren was a mediocre writerLauren created the sow, you dingus. Everything you saw in s01-02 is her work and the show as it is wouldn't exist if it wasn't for her. She wrote 99% of it alone.
I think the most irritating thing about the Season 3 finale is the whole Destiny shitIt'd be nice if Season 4's opener was basically: Destiny isn't your friend, it just sometimes happens to co-incide with what you wanted - Y'know, like the flashback is basically "Once up a time, a prophecy fortold the destiny of a kingdom: That to that Kingdom, One Would be born to rule the land forever" sort of old folk thing - i.e basically The prophecy is fucking vague as shit, has multiple parts, two very specific bits about there being twins of some sort and basically the Kingdom goes full Herod looking for the Darkness that will obviously rise to threaten their perfect eternal ruler yet-to-be-born... and then they are blessed with Twins, and it's obvious who they are since the tale is like 1000 years old, and obviously things rapidly deteriorate from there.
Is there a version of this with marker pony?
>>13102736Are you fucking retarded?
>>13102720Not that anon, but I believe the direction that Faust would of taken with the show in her hands, would still be better than what we have today.
I do what I want
I jacked off to Skyim I have a sex mod and I just had sex with a horse.
>>13102736She is good at design, characters, world building, etc. but her actual writing is kinda weak.
>>13102726http://lmgtfy.com/?q=apologist
>>13102767
>>13102751>he does not know how the shows being created>he knows nothing about concept documetns and what "teh Bible" istop lelwhy are you even participating in discussion on the subject you have no knowledge? Please stop making a sentenal out of yourself.
>>13102687And.. that makes it all a-ok? Now it's my turn to call you a retard who's not worth responding to.
>>13102771Did you adopt children?Are you a good father?
>>13102786I never said it was okay, but you have to acknowledge what it is.
>>13102789Children in Skyrim are demonic. Either in behavior and in design.
>>13102784Do you know that almost every single episode in the first two seasons were written by people other than Faust?Do you know that worldbuilding isn't actually writing?
>>13102774EoH 1-2 were amazing episodes and I've got into the show only because of them.>She is good at design, characters, world building, etcSuprise! This is still writing. Big news, yes.
>>13102789No the sex mod can't do that.
I decided to run a Zafehouse Diaries of Chrysallis and 4 of her changelings all with different abilities.She was the first one to die. Her minions struggled without her but in the end only 2 of them lived on and escaped.It was kind of sweet.
>>13102751He's probably shitposting, but funnily enough he's actually right to a certain degree. You can remove any one person from the show staff and we'd still have roughly the same show with some minor differences, except for her. It's possible this would still be a great show if it wasn't her who created it, but it'd be a completely different show.
>>13102771>Horse>Not being a lusty argonian and jacking it to getting raped by bandits
>>13102828That's not even an argument
>>13102784So if faust wrote everything why was she fired?
>>13102811Sweet, but this must have been a bit soul crushing.
>>13102806>describing and showing the fictional world your characters live in, expanding it with implications to make it more intreging and makign people want to know more about it>not writingfull retard.png
>>13102839>being a lusty argonian and jacking it to getting raped by banditsWhere is this unf coming from
>>13102839>not using the BWW mod and playing as a big, lusty argonian
Anyone ever noticed how cute apple ponos are?
>>13102835There would be no MLP:FiM with out faust this is fact
>You may take me out for one dinner and a movie and we'll see how it goes from there>You will pick me up at 7:00 pm sharp wearing a button down shirt and slacks>I expect the restaurant to be high end but nothing too 'haute cuisine'>The movie should be a romance film and not longer than 2 hours>You will drop me back at my place afterward and possibly receive a kiss on the cheek and that is all
>>13102842>fired>expecting to catch people on this lame bait
>>13102842She left on her own free willShe wanted to pursue her other interests. FiM was just an attempt to gain favor with someone that might be interested in her other ideas.
>>13102839Do you have the futa mod? triple unfs
>>13102858IWANTDIS
>>13102847I wanted to quit after she bit the dust but I just kept going. The rest ended up dying as we desperately raided the police station. The last 2 stuck together hard and stayed at a hotel until the copter came
>>13102860No, never
>>13102484Because she's a lying whore.
>>13102853I don't know. Weirdo
>>13102868Yes ma'am.I promise not to let you down.
>>13102868...are ya buyin' anything?
>>13102868Sounds good to me.
>Mccarthy is literally hitler and killed Jesus FaustYou have an entire board to shitpost about this, why pick MLPG?
>>13102874"leaving to pursue other interests" is usually used when a company says "You can put your notice in, or we can fire you"Do you even work?
>>13102906I don't think she's talking to you, mud pony
>>13102880I don't remember what the mods are... I lost everything in a computer crash.The modding thread should still be up at inflatechan, though.
>>13102835>It's possible this would still be a great showThat's VERY doubtful. This is the only MLP show that didn't suck only because Lauren had critically different approach. if it was someone else we would get another Stawberry Shotcake most likely. or mediocre LPS.
>>13102913As if MLPG is too good for this kind of shitposting.
>>13102913Because people will respond no matter what.
>>13102860the cutest
>>13102858I'd rather have a mod that let you turn into a dragon and then get dominated by random dragons while you're just adventuring
>maniac paint>drawing is unfinishedmaniaaaaac!!!
>>13102914She said flat out in interviews that she never sought to make FiM and was just trying to get on the good side of hasbro to push the galaxy girls.
Give these ponies a little push, a little brush, touch them, make the yellow drag along, she drags all the other pastel color ponies together to create a nice canvas of colors, make mixes little by little, very subtle and gentle. I believe, I believe, if you bring a lot of good thoughts to your heart you can turn any character into a charming lovable cutie. Let's make a little happy pony, with a little happy bunny to snuggle it. You can work with almost anything, all you need is practice. Harass it, very gently. Add all sorts of emotions to your characters, add common sensical traits to make them breathe, they're real, very real in your head and you have to imagine them real, translate them in a believable way into your animation. They can socialize, they can jump, they can take care of themselves, they're happy independent ponies. This is your world, you're the creator, you have freedom on this canvas. There are no limits here. Believe that you can do it, because you can do it. Relax, let it flow, grab it, fluff it, you can go on and on and on. We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents. You can do anything that you want to do, total power. Let's build some happy little scenes, Pinkie runs after Dash, then they play and joke around, extend it a little…then go to the next plot. Structure it, add a solid plot but leave space for fun scenes, very fun scenes. They're like coffee breaks for the ponies, these fun moments are a viewer's favourite and also a pony's favourite too, these scenes are for characterization and fun. Your characters have jobs, dreams, they can judge, they can be merciful. If you bring a lot of good thoughts to your heart then you can make them rational and reasonable, they're no longer defined by one trait, their growth is big, they're very polished stereotypes which went into 2d and 3d territory. You can work with anything with a lot of practice, with a lot of thought, and if you believe, if you believe then you can do it.
>>13102913YOU WANTED SHOW DISCUSSIONHERE YOU AREHAPPY?
>>13102930You can't turn into a dragon. But they just released a beastiality mod and you can get raped by dragons
>>13102932>looks detailed from the thumbnail>zoom in, sketch lines everywheremaniaaaac!!
>>13102946>show discussion>Mccarthy is shit lol
>>13102936>GalaxyGirlsHoly shit I forgot about that huge failure
>>13102951but..they are huge..how
>>13102868> You show up in better clothes> You have a reservation which had been booked ages ago by the Judge in full view of the patio> The movie lasts maybe 1:30, makes her chortle most of the way through> The asides with the traveling entertainers puts you both in a good mood> Almost despite herself, she agrees to 'a nightcap'> The bar is smoky and after a few drinks she's feeling almost fluid, silky> She almost tips into her door as you drop her off> She asks -- Is that really her voice in her throat? -- "Do you want a little c-coffee?"> You lean in to her ear and say "You'll get a kiss on the cheek, that is all."> Your next date is the next morning, on invitiation by courier> You don't make it out the front door after she makes her need plain
>>13102946This is about as much show discussion as fetishizing Libman's feet
>>13102932is it lewd?
>>13102868Uh, RarityI kind of have a date taht nightI'm sorry, but you'll have to make other plans
>>13102962Did that actually ever air?
>>13102936b-but Lauren...how? Don't tell me my waifu is also a slave to the industry. Don't tell me she plays that dangerous game!
>>13102983no one ever picked it up
MLPG,What if hasbro made Larson write EqG? Would you hate as much?
>>13102808Not entirely.She can define and build the FiM universe well, but as far as the slice of life episodes go where everything is happening almost entirely within the confines of what has been canonized, she's mediocre at. I like episodes like Sleepless in Ponyville that add to the show and develops it further, rather than being filled with slapstick interactions that will eventually cycle back into the original status quo. Faust wasn't as good with those types of subtle developments as she was with adding new elements that would take two whole episodes to setup. And again, in that sense it's just tacking more information onto the show instead of working with what we already know.
>>13102965what a lewd pony
>>13102804There's the contrast of S1 and 2 to what we have now still. Things were mostly left up to the writers and the only serious changes that happened due to hasbro were the ugly train and the CMC to an extent. And then within just 15 episodes they pulled a never-before-seen bestest friend big brother, a very important and special pink princess, a long-lost empire with ponies that look just like special toys but the toys still don't care about them and also this place is actually really great for like, everything, and then they had to slap wings on the main character and call her a princess so they can push her new toy. EG is just in a league of its own.I do realize the point of this show is to sell toys and that Hasbro is just playing it safe since it's about to go bankrupt anyway, but that doesn't mean that I have to shut up about it and pretend that it's the way it has to be.
>>13102963Dragon is on top of you and you are forced to hold on to its tail. Grows penis and he rubs your whole body on his penis.
>>13102968no, but the ones that are are pretty much censored cause nigga doesn't draw details
>>13102983It was as bad as SBFF's pilot episode...
>>13102982That's not how dating a pony works your stupid whore
>>13102992CN burned her and craig after the failure of the PPG movie, so she had to build a good name again elsewhrereRob Renzetti had similar motivations
So is Galaxy Girls like a ripoff of Equestria Girls or something?
>>13103010pfttt
>>13103012his Flutterbitch pictures were pretty hot
>>13102884>>13102847>>13102811I wonder if you could find a copy of CHANGELINGS!!! in a game/comic shop in Ponyville.
SeeThe thing here is that, no matter how many ideas Lauren or Meghan had, Hasbro always makes the last decisionLauren could not handle thatSo, we can either have the show Hasbro wants to have, or have no show at allI'd rather have the second thing
>>13103032I have a gif somewhere that explains the process better
What if pony tried to ask you out?
Renzetti > FaustProve me wrong
>>13103015It's what she gets for just saying this shit over lunchI mean who proposes shit like this at Olive Garden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LoFZhs6chyY#t=730Don't mind me, guys.I just wanted to remind you why s02 opening was the best two episodes in entire show.
>>13103039>that picWell, all right then.
>>13103052I agree
Why are you all ignoring me?
>>13103052FLAC > OrangesProve me wrong
>>13103047If my weekend is free, fineSRIV just came out though, soSorry, pone
>>13103047Which pony?
>>13103039Is it wrong that I have a hardon for him?
>>13103052I agree, but Lauren does deserve credit for what she did. She did a lot more than Renzetti initially, that's for sure. As of now, having Renzetti back would probably help more than having her back.
>>13103068You are not a popularfag
>>13103044>I'd rather have no show at all than a bunch of entertaining episodes and then maybe stop watching when it gets boringI can't even hold all this retardation
>>13102936>>13102992She is lying, don't believe his lies.Listen for the interview yourself, she never said so.>believing random faggot on 4chanhow new you are?
>>13103052AK-47 > windows 8prove me wrong
>>13103047I'd take pony out on a date and see where we go from there.
>>13103039Let's see if THIS has any tricks up its sleeve.
>>13103085Why would I believe a random faggot on 4chan who can't even speak english?
>>13103047We could see a movie! There's this wonderful little cinema within walking range that shows old movies and animated films.
>>13103039>>13103062>saving a picture from the internet>CriminalWhat.
>>13103085You are projecting what you want her to be on to her wordsStop doing that.
>>13103056>Not Suited for Success >Not Dog and Pony showIs it bad opinions day?
>readdit thread where people post the worst jobs they have had>in the top comments one of the worst jobs is a guy who worked at a breeding farm collecting semen from horses and cows.maybe my dream job of being a horsejackoffer isnt as great as i think
I didn't know braeburned was into 3d graphics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLzrTPkdgI
>>13103124My little pony: Rarity is magic
>>13103110That doesn't really matter in any way unless you really idealize Faust for whatever reason. Even if she had absolutely no interest in FiM at all at any point in her life, which is not true, she still tried to do a good job and she did for the most.
>>13103124neither of those episodes are even top 10
>Fully enjoyed S1, S2, S3>Don't really care about Lauren leaving, feel the show was actually better in S2 than S1>S3 While had a weak opener and rushed ending was pretty good with it's moments>EqG wasn't really bad, not the best thing I have seen but 100% watchable and characters felt like they did in FiM>Don't really buy into the hate, realize a show can't be amazing 100% of the time>Still highly optimistic about S4I will never understand why people will hate on shit for no reason
TOO GAY
>>13103129Not with THAT attitude!
>>13103104You don't. That' why you just go and listen to the bonus interview from bronydoc. Or any her interview, She never said anything like that. But of course you can avoid doing that and believe random faggot who can speak english. it is not like people lie on 4chan every day.
>>13103129this guy thinks it's like waking up in the middle of a hentai
>>13103138>>13103138I have never met someone with opinions this bad before.
>>13103144not gay enough
>>13103143Except for the >EqG wasn't really bad, not the best thing I have seen but 100% watchable and characters felt like they did in FiM bit, you fucking faggot
>>13103143I agree entirely
>>13103143>I liked thing, therefore it's good
>>13103144
>>13103143i feel the same way, only i have slightly stronger opinions against EQG
>>13103110How is this related to the fact you here >>13102936 making shit up? it is not hard to check.Why you so desperately trying to force your bullshit?
>>13103143The problem seems to stem from the fact Hasbro is okay with "Average" as a quality, but most people already expecting it to be, y'know, "Good"?
>>13103170>I disliked thing, therefore it's bad
>furaffinity journal asking about how the FiM fandom started>everyone says /co/noice
>>13103144>>13103171
>>13103143That's a nice opinion and I agree on some of those things but I wouldn't put EqG as 100% watchable, or think that s2 was better than s1. S2 is worse than S3 to me. But just by a small amount of terribleness.
>>13103162Neither of them are even best Rarity episodes, you are the one with shit opinions
>>13103180link SB fagot
>>13103180But it was Seth.
Can we be sheepfucker general, pls
>>13103180who the fuck cares
>>13103171I unironically love SynthpopLazare be damned.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f_olfZTbMo
>>13103173But it's trueThe show was made because she tried to pitch Galaxy girls to hasbro, and hasbro wanted to see what she could do with My Little Pony
>>13103201I remember when spike was straddling a sheep
>>13103039>>13103102>used to play this in college with roommates/buddies>houseruled that the zombies moved toward whoever at the table was talking the most/making the most noise>would play music on my phone and say everything about 3 times louder than necessary to draw them off the others, then storm my way through them to get to the helipad when their way was clearFuck, I miss that game now...
>>13103188>S2 is worse than S3 to me. But just by a small amount of terribleness.xieril, you are no longer my nigga and dont deserve to have the same waifu as me.
>>13103047Tell pony that I only like her as a friend.
>>13103206I unironically love video game music.
>>13103206Man I don't even mind those hoovesshe looks so cute with that vest/glasses
So since EqG is probably going to get a spinoff, how do you suppose they will get around not having twilight?
>>13103143>suited for success >not the best episode of the show>not even top ten>>13103143People just want to be cynical so that they "won't be disappointed when it winds up sucking" which I don't buy into.Personally I thought season 3 while rough at points wasn't that bad. I thought the season had a good start,not the greatest the next 3 episodes were solid.
>>13103201Do we have to?
>>13103206And your thoughts on this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra9lFNglvIQ
>>13103143A lot of people in here think like that (well, not exactly like that, but in the same direction) as you can easily see from the responses every time a post like yours is made.It's just that it would be really awkward to mention every single day that you like the show while the other side doesn't seem to have a problem with constantly stating how bad everything is so it kinda looks like everyone in here is just bitter
>>13103201Why would you want that? That's awful.
>>13103179I saw that coming from a mile away, and it's nowhere near to being the case. EG is the easiest one, there's just a vast amount of things wrong with it that are factual, and a lot more that you will find if you have at least absolutely minimal amounts of taste. S3 has a fair amount of valid critique as well.The >show can't be amazing 100% of the time argument is shit as well, we're usually talking about a quality decline, that's nowhere near to being the same thing.
>>13103189>>13103189>Neither of them are even best Rarity episodesYou're jokin', you're jokin'. I can't believe my ears. Would someone shut this fella up? I'm drowning in my tears
>>13103227The real one moves in from the cityThe explosion from the prom is played off by the school as a gas leak or something
>>13103217If you really liked your waifu you wouldn't hold so dearly the season that made your waifu get the short end of the stick on the few epìsodes she was in.
>>13103227Since they don't give a shit about any sort of consistency, they'll just write some asspull and have her there anyway.
>>13103227Either they will asspull a way for them to get back
>>13103241I fucking love family scenes.
>>13103253#shotsfired
>>13103261>>13103263But the movie already established the existance of another twilightSo it won't even need an asspull
>>13103253RIAW and HFS were both top tier episodes for DashStop being a faggot
>>13103243>implying Sisterhooves Social isn't best Rarity episode>>13103253>implying this wasn't one of her best moments
>>13103285> see this gif> listening to thisWhat strange synchronictyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa72tBXhfN8
>>13103280I specifically meant MMDW
>>13103206i like that
>>13103293"the season that made your waifu get the short end of the stick on the few epìsodes she was in."And even then, she was the least cuntish character in MMDW
>>13103239It is enjoyable.
>>13103143if you are a casual fan everything is fine but mlpg is filled with hardcore fans who go through every detail of the show and thats when you notice the mistakes.
>>13103293>I specifically meant MMDWi still think Dash acted apropriatly in MMDW and was a good episode overall for her character developement. The worst part was how her friends handled the situation. I still think it was a bad episode and could have made the same message but in a different way. But thanks to it it makes moments like the one in HCFS, SiP, and WA that much more special
You know what would be a fun OC to make?An absent minded inventor with a knack for the most absurd solutions to basic problemsBasically walace
>>13103214>play CHANGELINGS!!! with Shining Armor and Chrysalis, as well as a few other ponies hanging around in the store>Chrysalis gets other players killed for laughs
>>13103240This is both disregarding the possibility that there are simply more people that don't like the listed things, and more importantly, it's disregarding the lack of understanding between various points. A good example is >>13103232, with "Personally I thought season 3 while rough at points wasn't that bad". There's absolutely no one in MLPG that claims that S3 was complete and utter shit. All people tend to say that it was noticeably worse than previous seasons, not everyone agrees of course, but at least half the responding people tend to, usually more. Hell, even the original post is talking as if it was up against people who thought S3 was shit, as opposed to worse but still good and entertaining.
>>13103307MMDW shouldn't exist.
>>13103143>EQG was 100% watchablenot for me, i could only make it 30% of the way through
Filia is best skullgirl
>>13103351It has more right to exist than every single one "Fluttershy is shy and then not shy and then shy" episode beyond Dragonshy
>>13103206I do, too.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrytibR2h0E
>>13103333Dash did nothing wrong in MMDW. She was doing good for all the wrong reasons, but in the process becoming a good Chaotic Good character.
>>13103266I mostly did it this way because I wanted to show what a male, female and child would look like, as well as different views of the head, but I find I quite like them too.If I can blow my own horn, I think there might be stories in these pictures.
>>13103339What if that's Starswirl?
>>13103209No, what you said is that she weren't interested in MLP:FIM at all and it was just a quick sidejob to get a chance to pitch GalaxyGirls which is complete bullshit and you know it.
>>13103285Sisterhooves is a great episode. One of my favorites of S2, but I don't think it's topping Suited For Success because that episode really shows off how passionate Rarity is about her work and how generous it is. It also has one of my favorite songs in the entire show. Dog and Pony show is also really great for me because it's Rarity hamming it up and solidifying her place as the most entertaining character.
>>13103348>There's absolutely no one in MLPG that claims that S3 was complete and utter shit.Do you completely miss the people who say that they "don't have any hope for S4" because of S3?
>>13103348>There's absolutely no one in MLPG that claims that S3 was complete and utter shit.There are. Their opinion is just immediately disregarded as shitposting by everyone.
Guys, what ifwhat it, guysHeywhat if... Traditional Crystal Unicorns?
>>13103339As Seen On TV inventors?
>>13103420Can I see my dick inside her as we fuck?
>>13103297Hot chip is a really great band I think. I can send you a link to that album if you want. It's one of my favorite release of last year.
>>13103402I think it would be great to place them into a setting. You already have a nice characterization of the different members of those families.
>>13103420Looks like sombra
>>13103442i already have all of themlong live the internet
>>13103461nice try! im not falling for it
>>13103461lyra pls
NOW I CAN FINALLY CLOSE THIS WINDOW
>>13103201i was just watching a video on castration on a sheep farmhttp://imgur.com/a/vSvqg#PWLSPKMhere is what they put on the testicles and leave it there until they fall off
>>13103495>ever closing the window
>>13103495>not getting the secret upgradeLook at this noob
>>13103446Maybe one of these days I can dump some of the stuff I've thought of or written about Sheep and Deer's countries/cultures.
>>13103463What other bands do you like. Any genre is fine.I need to judge your taste in music to decide if I like you or not.
>>13103392>that missing detail at the bottomSpike shouldn't have skipped leg day
HYPOTHETICAL TIMELISTEN UP!ALL RIGHT - FIRST, I NEED YOU TO THINK OF THE LAST THING YOU HAD TO EAT.YOU GOT IT? YOU CAN PICTURE IT IN YOUR HEAD?GOOD.NOW FORGET ABOUT IT.BECAUSE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS HYPOTHETICAL.YOU ARE NOW A PONY - WHATEVER KIND YOU CHOOSE - HOWEVER, YOUR CUTIE-MARK IS BASED ON THE ORIGINAL MEANING OR ETYMOLOGY OF YOUR FIRST NAME. IF YOUR FIRST NAME HAS MULTIPLE MEANINGS, YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE OR TRY TO BE A CLEVER LITTLE SHIT AND MAKE ONE THAT INCORPORATES BOTH/ALL OF THEM, OR AS MANY AS YOU CHOOSE.
>>13103420That would be neatBut I think Traditional Unicorns would probably be Pre-History Equestria I.e Kingdom of Ur, Babylon old-school tier WizardsThey'd also have traditional weaknesses (such as iron repels them, and virgins being able to easily tame or calm them down) because it'd be funny (Imagine Spike basically being able to pratically retard a incredibly powerfull old unicorn sorceror, simply because he's a baby dragon - i.e, a creature naturally resistant to most nasty magic AND a virgin because obviously hes a baby, which means he could probably defeat the wizard with a handshake or something)
>>13103516have you ever had one of those moments where you quickly had to think of something and you couldn't come up with one thing, because there was too much and it piled up?i'm having one of these moments right now.
>>13103535HEY ELROYTHAT'S MY SCHTICK!
>>13103552Shut up, Dukie.
>>13103535> The name is derived from the Latin Christianus, meaning "follower of Christ".Ha ha ha kill me
>>13103547my entire life is one of these
>>13103540Would Starswirl be considered a traditional unicorn?
>>13103535>army, warrior...a sword?
>>13103535> ADAM> MAN OF EARTHSo I have a little clay warrior for a Mark?
>>13103535What kind of cutie mark would an herald of the gods have?
>>13103568well, i mostly discover and explore music by artists. i only look at genres to scout out new artists i may like.
>>13103573Yes, she likes having things plunged into hers. Some women are into that.
>>13103570He'd probably like to think he was one, spiritually, if he wasn't literally one. He Almost certainly would have them as a insperation of what Unicorns could become again with just a little bit more magic knowledge. It's a wizard pride sort of thing.
>>13103596A face with a shining third eye.
>>13103535"gravelly homestead" or "Granta's homestead" or "from the gray home" (Old English). From a Scottish surname.So, I make buildings from gravel?that's kinda cool
>>13103535>>13103552>>13103559Didn't we already do this?>>9828666
>>13103535>Melbourne>Mill StreamSo, I run the local mill in Ponyville.
>>13103611Dash wouldn't be into anal. She's too spaghetti and a virgin.She may talk a big game, but the moment she sees a dick she's going to freak out.
>>13103623That's pretty rad
>>13103535>joseph>God added..a plus sign?
wouldn't i feel better if i did something other than fap right now?
>>13103646> if you're a spaghetti mancer you don't know if you want ass playThat's ... not been my experience.
>>13103535>name derived from MERCURYSo I get to choose between a caduceus, a fancy hat, fancy winged sandals, a net...
>>13103408I say that often. What that means is I have no hope for S4 bringing the show quality back up after the decline S3 brought in my opinion. I'm sure it will still be good and have many entertaining episodes, but as a whole I only expect it to be as good as S3 at best.
>>13103611you don't say...
>>13103673Or Freddie
>>13103653I chuckled.
>>13103643Or the local powerhouse. Equestria might be in some pre-Industrial transition state.
>>13103673Just becoem Freddy Mercury
>>13103679Xieril needs to draw butts more often.
>>13103646>her face when your cock
>>13103691they have relatively modern hospital equipment
>>13103679I need some assBADLYWhat do, MLPG?
>>>/co/53411044/co/ is talking about us
>>13103637Apparently we did.I wouldn't mind seeing more answers to it though.
>>13103714Hire a high end prostitute
>>13103714Go to a con. Any con.
>>13103535>william>literally a combination of "will/desire" and "helmet"I don't even
>>13103710They seem to have electrical dynamos and what passes for an early vacuum-tube computerBut then again, magic complicates things
>>13103726>actually thinking you're going to get any action at a con
>>13103696he really doesparticularly some Raributt
>>13103710Some of it might be Magitec, however - you know, enchanted devices to make up for any technology gaps
>>13103726> go to a conAnd what, do nerd speed-dating?
>>13103717http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa0Q5OwnVuQ
>>13103535>Celtic>Can mean "Champion," "Mist" or "Cloud".
>>13103734Your talent is your thickheadedness that lets you endure any obstacle that tries to keep you from your goal
>>13103714what kind of ass?
>>13103285Kickiest pony.
>>13103760I'm good for almost any kind of assBut I love me some big girls
>>13103758HuhAccurate as fuck
>>13103756You can be Cloud from Final Fantasy.
>>13103746It's not hard.
>>13103726I never understood this, I've been to plenty of cons and even the attractive people I go with never get laid.
>>13103767Like so?
>>13103768It's the PT Barnum effect, you clod
>>13103746I got some ass at BUCKA girl accidentally sat on me thinking the seat was free
>>13103777Have you ever done it?
>>13103714https://derpibooru.org/398606?scope=scpe1dfa39ba127237ae95051c52d2420c79324aa0c3
wait, what did i do?
>>13103747I second this.
>>13103782Sweet Jesus you have no ideaToo bad Chicago won't have cons for ages
>>13103782Why can't big girls like this have nice personalities to go with them?
>>13103794If I say yes will you actually believe me or call me a liar?
>>13103797You broke it. Now you have to call tech support.
>>13103797It's what you didn't do anon.You know what it was.
>>13103802Well, there's plenty of virtual butts to keep you busy until then.
>>13103822
>>13103570>>13103617>Starswirl was taught by a "True Unicorn" mentor, and is the only pony with any actual knowledge of how their magic and culture works>Is very much opposed to the methods used by magic academies in Equestria for the way they "water down" the subject matter and discourage students from pursuing their interests and moving at their own pace in favor of trying to standardize the study of magic>"You can't standardize magic! Magic doesn't follow rules!"
>>13103822>>13103837
>>13103811i don't think so
>>13103822I wish this artist could draw faces.Their bodies are heavenly.
>buttsAw yeahhttp://derpiboo.ru/409724
>>13103871oh wow cool cow
>>13103871>that cow face
BEB
>>13103904WE JIGGLIN' OR?...
>>13103936Reb Beb Rebemption
>>13103904>Feminized Skips>Feminized SnailsSTOP
>>13103837A fellow ass-man, I presume?
>>13103945>skips
>>13103495what is this
>butts
>>13103944bawn of the beb
>>13103839>Twilight finally gets to meet Starswirl>She's been dreaming of the chance to discuss the finer points of magic with him for years and years>"Where did you learn your magic, if I may ask?">"Well, I studied under Celestia since I was a child, and before then, I read the entire library at the Canterlot Academy--">"Goodbye.">Twilight finds herself pushed through space-time, coming to a rest standing in her house, a warp-portal closing brusquely behind her.>Before the wormhole closes, a note pops through the spatial gap and flutters to the floor.>"Don't rely on the ideas of others - forge your own path. Come and see me when you don't need a map to find your way.--Starswirl"
>>13103937i kinda want to draw her as jiggle billy now
>>13103955cookieclickerthe most inexplicably addicting thing ever
How would each pony react if you slapped their butt?
>>13103955"Waste your time DELUXE: now with even more chunks"
>>13103948I do enjoy a pair of fine glutes.
>>13103972Please do. Although I don't know if many people will get it.
>>13103797who are you?who deleted you?
>>13103972NODraw her smothering Anon with her tits
>>13103839He'd probably get pissed when the schools inevitably get magic history wrongI mean, EVERYONE knows the fabled and legendary Dark Magic "Ultima" Spell came from the Warlock Ultima, from whome the words "Ultimate" and "Ultimatum" came from - because he is infamous for creating the Ultimate Spell, and then using it to threaten the entire country, and when he successfull casted the spell Ultima he died, because the spell Ultima basically blew up the entire country due a combination of the spell being basically like a large nuke going off, and his own inborn power basically enhancing his spellcraft, which caused Ultima to basically do 99999999999 damage in a blast radius that spanned in miles.
>>13103966this is pretty nifty
>>13103898>>13103956why is Lyrabutt so good to me
>>13103986Then you and I are kindred spirits.
>>13103995i'll try. no promises
>>13103970d'aw
>>13103966>he keeps a stack of these notes on hand at all times>they're pre-printed>ponies from across time and space regularly attempt to visit him>it becomes a point of great amusement for his contemporaries>Starswirl ends up spending all his time fending off would-be acolytes>he can't do research or practice magic>eventually he destroys his entire corpus of work and kills himself>the paradox reverses>Starswirl is stuck in an endless loop of life and death>feels bad pony
>>13103978>"Harder."
>>13104020This reminds meDid she ever get laid?
>>13104034No.But you did cuddle for a while when she got cold feet. It seemed to help a little.
>>13104032>penis shooting bacon jizz
>>13104042Goddamn it GGGODDAMN IT
>>13104034Possibly.
>>13104005
>>13104057You need 160 cursors.
>>13103797Yeah that's right SB I took you off my skype.
>>13104046You should know better than to expect otherwise.
>>13103904Every thread till you like it. Right?
>>13104046What? Femsnails is basically wakamote lite, what did you expect?Althoug having femsnails treat hand-holding or somehting incredibly vanilla basic as special might be cute
>>13104093You know it.
>>13104060>tfw trying to get exactly 100 of everything because round numbers and this one upgrade ruined everything forever
>>13104060>16 billion for a cursorrip
>>13104102Fuck off SB
>>13104102>Those boobs. I'm already turn off
>>13104110You can sell everything once you upgrade it.
>>13103777>spending $1,700 to fly to a pony convention for sexthat sounds pretty hard to me and not worth it
>>13104030>not writing a different note for everyone who comes to him; a Koan pointing out the flaws in how they approach their studies>"Force is not what wins a battle - power is not everything. Come and see me again when you can move a mountain without touching it.">"The path of the sorceror is not one walked for the sake of glory and fame - it is not a path for the vain or arrogant. Come and see me again when you can walk a path of mud with your head held high."
Total slave for donkey cocks!
>>13104144Was that last one for SS?
>>13104137Just do what BCS didOpen a donation box, then flip out and quit pony when you don't get exactly as much as you need.Then keep the money anyway
>>13104137>sounds pretty hard>pretty hard>hard
>>13104137> that muchWhat the fuck are you, Australian?
>>13104144>The interruptions start to become increasingly bothersome>Ever wonder why starswirl never had an heir, despite having a wife?>Fucking time travelers ruin the mood
>>13104137But all the Bronycons are like $210 round-trip through Delta or even less through American AirlinesEven with a pretty great hotel room that's still like $600, topsJesus Christ, what sort of Concorde do you fly on?
>>13104153Whats wrong with that, if it makes her happy?
>>13104137It wouldn't even be that much.It also doesn't have to be a pony con.Are you seriously telling me that there are no cons be they anime, vidya, or pony anywhere near you?
>>13104155>"I am not leaving until you take me as your student!">"Yes you are.">Sunset Shimmer is placed in the middle of a village hundreds of miles away.>After months of travel and retracing her steps to find Starswirl's Keep, she returns to the place she remembered it being, to find it gone.
>>13104137Where are you flying from, the dark side of the moon?
>>13104198>$200 for hotel>$300 for round trip flight>$50 for taxis>$1000 for fuckable pony plushies
>>13104228> $300 flightJesus, try Hipmunk fare alerts or just fly Southwestern> $200 for hotelIf you're lucky and don't book the con hotel> $50 for taxisTry ride share apps> $1000 for fuckable pony plushiesOr, I don't know, average plushies and $40 for a FleshlightJesus
>>13104219>A note sits on the ground, at the exact point where his door once stood.>It's a copy of the note he gave her, the one she threw away immediately after reading.
>>13104228>$1000 for fuckable pony flushies>That feeling when you finally cum inside rainbow dash: PRICELESS
>>13104261> those Derpy hipsOh Jesus
>>13104255It's a joke son, I say a joke! Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
>>13104283A copy from 0r0 drawing
>>13104261Is derpy a mouse?
[testing] something
>>13104291It's very hard to tell on MLPG, particularly on night threads.
>>13104299cutest mouse
>>13104306this picture has put a few things into perspective for me
>>13104321What exactly? Your dry humping fetish?
>>13104299USB stick, actually.
>>13104319>"Derpy - are you pondering what I'm pondering?">"I THINK SO -- BUT WOULDN'T ALL THOSE CROISSANTS GO STALE REAL FAST??"
it's time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6i1vryT9E
>>13104328no, i've know about that for a while now.
>>13104342
>>13104342>78 hours logged into Dream Team>grinding beans by running the Dozing Sands dreampoint>Bowser Jr.Shit, that fight was a lot easier than I thought it would be.
>>13103535"Protector of Men"i guess i would be a knight pony or something
>>13104342>smbz is ded
>>13104370Or just a shield
>>13104370I dunno, Protector of Men sounds pretty gay to me.
>>13104387but anonymous i'm not gay
>>13104342>not using the superior songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b51kbZsp5yk
>>13104340>Derpy will never bake croissants for you
>>13104370Alex
>>13104395You can't know that for sure.
Was about to ask for requests but I'll just go back to the draw threads.
>>13104387>not being a protector of menIf you can protect men you can protect poni
>>13104395Give me 5 minutes and a pingpong ball to change your mind
>>13104418But what if it's pony vs men?
>>13104416Here's that reply you want.
>>13104340What if Derpymouse met Pinky?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzkkP003MT8
>>13104411~>>13104412>>13104423anonymous please
Request done.Hey anons would like to get some hot coffee with Rarity?
>>13103535My name means Friend so I guess I'd be a Male Pinkie Pie except not as funny or spontaneous or obnoxious,though I'd be willing to lend a helping hand.
>>13104395Really? You offered to suck dick.
>>13104442YES
>>13104370An unrolled condom?
>>13103773Uhhhh... no. No, I don't want that.
>>13104428then you know you are prepared to protect poni and family
>>13104342probably something like this
>>13104435All I'm saying is that BI is just one good fuck away.
>>13104448>so I guess I'd be a Male Pinkie Pie>except not really
>>13104435Don't be such a tease, I just changed my underwear, I don't want to do it again
>>13104364why would you buy mario shit?
>>13103535"May God protect."Huh. I have no idea what this would look like.
>>13104503because it's a solid series
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a20oRLJ4v4s>this is the last thing we'll ever see starring Sean Connery
>>13104503>why would you buy stuff you like?
>>13104509Maybe something that isn't fucking retarded?
>>13104433>"BRAIN! Would you like to join our tea party, Brain?!">"No, Pinkie - some of us have more important matters to attend than dressing like an ignorant boob and drinking tea from a plastic cup.">"But we've got a GUEST, Brain! And she brought muffiiiiiiiins~!">"I MADE THEM MYSELF!">"...Yes. I can see that."
>>13104509A shield with a crucifix on it
>>13104512>>13104512that's been the same game 3 times over
>>13104450
>>13104540don't fix what ain't broke
>God will increaseEither the royal master of coin or the royal ass fattener.
>>13104543Look in the archive. You and SB want to knock boots.
>>13104543You're only digging yourself deeper mew. Next you know you'll be drawing male lyra with anon.
>>13104483I know it's rather contradicting
>>13104530Yeah. I like that.
>true talent does not exist they say>it is all practice, they say!Anna Mary Robertson Moses was one of the most celebrated and successful members of the modern art movement in the mid-20th century. Throughout the 1950s, exhibitions of her work sold out around the world, and paintings of hers have sold for more than $1 million. The thing is, she didn't even start painting until she was in her 70s, and only then because she couldn't continue with her first choice of artistic expression -- knitting, which is about as far from modern art as you can get.http://www.travelpulse.com/grandma-moses-and-travel.html
>>13104574I read cracked too
>tfw missed out on buttsI always have the worst timing
>>13104563>>13104543R63 Lyra making lewd advances on Female mewanon when?
>>13104588It's always time for buttssssss
>>13104574She practiced in her 70's, and modern art isn't about the painting itself. It's about selling the painting, it's literally the art of bullshitting. This is known.
>>13104588There are always butts.We have infinite butts.
>>13104588It's never too late for butts.
Grandma Moses was born in 1860, which you history buffs might recognize as being a year before the start of the Civil goddamned War. She spent most of her life on a farm in northern New York, baking, doing rustic chores, and working on her knitting and embroidery. She was essentially living in a Cracker Barrel fantasy camp.That is, until she was diagnosed with neuritis, which is a nerve disorder that can cause pain and paralysis in affected areas of the body. In Moses' case, it was in her hands and fingers, which made it impossible for her to even wield her knitting needles, much less stitch full embroideries. At the suggestion of one of her friends, she took up painting, because it was much easier on her afflicted hands. No big deal -- she'd give out her pictures as gifts to her friends, or sell them for a couple of bucks (and we're not being reductive -- she literally sold them for $2 to $3 apiece). And she continued on like that, slinging her future masterpieces around town in relative obscurity, until 1938, when an art collector named Louis J. Caldor got lost on a drive through upstate New York and happened to see her paintings on display in a drugstore window.
>>13104553>you will never be charged with ensuring Celestia's bottom is always as pleasingly round and plump as befits the ruler of Equestria's station.>you will never be permitted to lightly slap her backside to check the quality of your work.>When it's the perfect size and shape, it's taut, but still has enough softness to make the slightest of ripples, and a loud, satisfying SLAP sound on contact.>"Yes, that's perfect~!"
>>13104602>FemaleI think you're missing the point anon.
>>13104574this isn't exactly the epitome of artistic skill
>>13104588>LK will never draw more dogbutt
>>13104612>being this desperateSB/Kraut pleaseyou are doomed to stick with your shitty scribbleseven after all this timepathetic
>on the moon finally returned from a nearly 2 year hiatusyay
>>13104635It's shit.
>>13104656Exactly
>>13104588What's the context here? Girls being casual about their sexy assets is the cutest thing to me.
>>13104644Nope, but practice isn't everything. You have to actively try to get better by challenging yourself. Some artists forget this, if practice was all it took we'd all be fucking pro's at pissing and be doing handstand arcs bullseyeing the toilet from 15 feet away.
>>13104574>selling stuff means you're good, r-right?
>>13104612which is why Dadaism makes me laugh even more
>>13104639he said it's up to other people to do it now
>>13104677I dislike the various "meta" art movements. Where the art became more about the community than the practice of painting itself. I swear it's like an entire generation went retarded.
>>13104612>hurr durr I don't like modern artDon't you have a new episode of Duck Dynasty to watch?
Albert Langham was born in 1980 whish many of you time buffs would recognise as a year. He spent grew up in Southern Mexico on a diet of cacti and Jackals. He dreamed of being a dolphin. Sadly he died in 2012 from a prolapsed anus after fucking a horse.
>>13104626>spending all that time around big, soft rump>can touch it but nothing morehow torturousdo I at least get royal plump-assed concubines to sate my buttlust with?
>>13104695
>>13104621Just think, if Grandma Moses dedicated her spare time to practicing martial arts instead, she could've been Grandma Batman
>>13104688but he's so GOOD at it!
>>13104695Don't you have a can of artist shit to buy?
>>13104700Those are for important study anon, you must be fully familiar with the anatomy of butts...inside and out.
>>13104700Nope!But once a week you're allowed to touch yourself while touching her butt
>>13104664>contextDogbutt is the contextI think it's that she was oblivious to people liking her butt
The brony who's bugging Rose is from here, isn't he?
>>13104725Rose is streaming? And probably not, has cumming in rainbow dash been mentioned?
>mfw I'm a tits guyMy life is suffering.
>>13104745>being a tits guy>2013
>>13104745You deserve you painyou posted a picture of the fuckinjg waterwraith you literal spawn of hitler and satan
>>13104717I must also sate my raging buttlustkilling two birds with one stone as far as I can tell
>>13104721we will never see cute diamond dog art. its over. its all over.
Well ello ello ello, has anyone seen the professional pink preying ponka, the devious bank robba?I think Twilight should of had a very high class British voice.
>>13104745
>>13104721And then when she learns she starts showing it off more.
>>13104725No Rose, no one in here is attracted to you since you only hang out with popular poeple.
>>13104758I love me a good ass, but tits are too much fun.>>13104760Be thankful I don't have any Plasma Wraith pics.>>13104794pls
>>13104794>mfw I'm a bush guylife is a-okay
>>13104783I think you're wrong and should feel bad
>>13104783Her voice needs to be unremarkable because she was in many ways supposed to represent the audience
>tfw belly >guy
>>13104811>Plasma Wraiththis is a thingthis is really a thingI don't know any more if I want a WiiU
>>13104811>you'll never sexually a Flitter, pone or human
>>13104830I bet your french
S1 ====== S2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> S3
>>13104801But anonShe canonically has a tiny butt
>>13104850You are correct
>>13104865And ponies canonically have no genetalia.
>>13104794GG, truth be told I love love love your big zaftig ladies' tits
>>13104811>I love me a good ass, but tits are too much funThey're both just fantastic
>>13104832>she was in many ways supposed to represent the audienceso you're saying i'm a pretty alicorn princess?
>>13104794Pony should have large tits and also large hips
>>13104845It flies and has Water/Fire/Electricity properties>>13104849Worst feel.I need to get more Flitter solo pic.>>13104889Oh my god how did I miss this.
>>13104889I cannot describe the niggahness of this Anon
>>13104887I'm glad I could be of service anon
And then...another weekend ends...
>>13104889Just imagine how nice her ass must look...I really hope rediv draws her again.
>>13104889Man, Rarity must end up crying whenever she has to make her dear sister a new dress
>>13104913DON'T DO IT TW-Oh, waitProceed
>>13104910holy cow i just cut myself on their chinsow i'm bleedingsomeone call and ambulance
>>13104910Please tell me you are kidding meActually don't, I don't think I want the game spoiled for me.
>>13104910
>>13104889Pose is a little stiff, but that's a cute Sweetie.
>>13104933>being this edgy
>>13104921I haven't been able to close this tab since she drew it, it's just too good.
>>13104873>Rarity should have had a sexy french voice.>Applejack should of had a sexy southern voice>Twilight should of had a sexy british voice>Fluttershy should of has a sexy japanese voice>Rainbow dash should of had a sexy Australian voice>Pinkie's should of had a sexy ???? voiceWhat country should ponka's voice be?
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2013/08/dangers_of_loneliness_social_isolation_is_deadlier_than_obesity.htmlWe're all going to die.
>>13104889>you'll never knead her big, soft breasts>you'll never run your hands down her wide hips and silky thighs>you'll never reach around to squeeze her plush derriere
>>13104921>>13104968I still like ArtAnons pic of her he drew better
>>13104973>Pinkie Talks like Gerald McBoingBoing
>>13104973Italian.
>>13104991Me too.But this one makes me unf harder.
dimin doge
>>13104865Nice shapely canonical butt
>>13104945Thanks! Flitter is such a damn qt.>>13104944Alright. Pikmin 3 is a fantastic game and it's definitely on par with 2.____Go buy it right now____
>>13104945do you have the lewd one?
>>13104990Why would you do this to me
>>13104986Speak for yourselfI've got a lot of friends, both IRL and online
>>13104839How big of a belly are we talking here?
>>13105012those fucking shorts
>>13105012o no you didnt!
>>13105021the one where she's just in her bra?
>>13103937>>13103972>>13103995
>>13104973Brazillian, I'm just thinking of the whole lively carnival atmosphereAlso I'm come around to a Brit Twilight
>>13105012Hi endiiYou were so close
>>13105012unfneeds a backside view
>>13105032>>13105012That monsIs doing things for meSo very many things
creamy D and the sorcerer's poon
>>13105040
>>13105031>that fat bootyoh my god
>>13105040PFFFAHAHA10/10
>>13105040Oh lord
>>13105038also yesbut I was thinking of the ahegao one
>>13105040pls don't ever draw anything like this again, its bad enough this is all SB does now. it literally saddens me
>>13105012Is dat some Saffron shorts?
>>13104986>needing more than a few close friends
>>13105070Fuck off mewball
>>13105031http://i.imgur.com/dFvMPpk.jpg
>>13105070Please shut the fuck up, I actually enjoy that.
>>13105046http://i.imgur.com/k5eqcU8.jpgYou like the mons, Anon?
>>13105042ILL TRY AGAIN SOME DAYMAYBE>>13105043im not that good, anon
>>13105090no u
what did anon want Sweetiehips doing
>>13104991He needs to do more human Sweetie. And human Scoots. That booty was too fine
>>13105098Yeah, but smudgy speedpainting ruins my mighty need
>>13105098Why is CloudChaser so much bigger than her sister?!Why do I like that so much?
>>13105116Sitting on my face.
>>13105106don't be silly, you can draw butts.your butterfly-butt pic was pretty good.you know, the one with the boxing gloves covering up her ladyparts.
>>13105116sucking dick
>>13105116ur mom
>>13105096NO DON'T POST AN-SorryToo used to retards posting anthro on the fat pony general and getting it deleted
>>13105116Hula hooping. Or butt-bumping with Scoots and Applebloom.
>>13105116I wanted her dressing up and struggling to put on something clearly one size smaller than her.
>>13105116standing in front of a mirror in her underwear, checking out her rear
>>13105116something cute and unf
>>13105116I want her cuddling a cute little rumble, making him all flustered
>>13105117>scooty bootyI know what I'm doing for the rest of the night
>>13105116Making the sex with nonhumanhorse
>>13105116Something that shows off her big soft butt.
>>13105126Because she's best.
>>13104718this is enough for me
>>13105116You, preferrably.
>>13105162>adult human sweetie cuddling young pony rumblethat would be cute
>>13105107muh art husbando betrayed me abloo abloo
>>13105175best sister
http://i.imgur.com/GkAZTDl.jpgBigger is better.
>>13105193>forgot picture
What do I filter anything related to Saffron? This is getting seriously annoying.
>>13105181but they're almost the same age
>>13105197God, this reminds me of my ex
>>13105180
>>13105207Yes, that would be the best bet.Or ignore it.
>>13105214I want to sex your ex.
>>13105207but she's a hot dog, why would you want to filter her?
>>13105207You stop being an autist and start ignoring stuff you don't like
Taking a quick doodle request.I should probably go to bed, but there's work to be done.Pony work that is.
>>13105231Chubby Ponk eating gooey caramel.
>>13105223You and me both. I'd hoped to hitch up with her at a recent friends' wedding, but she wasn't invited as it turns outThat didn't stop me from having some amazing masturbation about it, though
>>13105231Sweetie Belle drinking coffee
>>13105231Twilight tinkering with her new telescope
>>13105227Because I'm getting really tired of seeing the same fucking OC for nearly a year.. Didn't give a shit about the quest then, don't give a shit about it now, and it always derails the thread.>>13105228That's why I'm filtering it, dipshit.
>>13105231Applejack juggling various hats.
>>13105116>>13105151>>13105170what they said
>>13105098>>13105175>kissing CC's mound>little tender pecks and long, slow kisses in, on and over the cleft, her pubes tickling your nose>your hands enjoying her legs and sides, brushing over her tattoos>"Don't stop... this feels nice..."
>>13104261i was trying to find a good pony usb but there is none. if only that was rarity.
>>13105231Goo lyra forcefeeding herself to bonbon
>>13105207>filtering Saffron but not that Fat OC being spammed every threadPlease leave
>>13105259Oh sweet Jesus.
>>13105251You are just jealous your oc isn't as memorable.
>>13105268I don't even know the fuck you're talking about. And at least one is more pony related.
>>13104340>derpy joke>didnt go the muffin route bonus points for you
>>13105268Which fat OC, anon?http://i.imgur.com/FF64S6D.png
>>13105259Oh god my dick.MY DICK!Please go on...
>>13105175>those dick sucking lipsSweet jesus.
>>13105297>>13105277Heh
>>13105070once i have improved enough i will draw plenty of different things you can complain about.
>>13105313Pretty sure even Jesus would be impressed
>>13105280I just don't give a fuck.God, why is this so hard to understand?I don't care about her, or anything related to that quest.So filtering it would be the easiest way for me to ignore it.
>>13105259>feeling her body tense up as you squeeze her soft rear with both hands>hearing her giggle as her fingers run through the locks of your hair
>>13105325If you didn't care, you wouldn't be complaining.
>>13105325You have problems anon. If you don't know how to filter after a year of seeing this, I won't help you.
>>13105207Sorry about your doge problems, anon.Have a PurplePone
http://i.imgur.com/rCJNXlt.jpgWould you get aroused by Applejack hot doggin' in the late summer sun?
>>13105371
>>13105316Too bad you haven't been doing a good job of it. Keep practicing.
>>13105378#WHOA
uh oh the obesity fags are out of control right now
>>13105390that's why i said "once i'm good enough"
>>13105378o-oh mycan you draw something like that with Dash?
>>13105378Cropped so, this looks like Beautiful Agony: Pone EditionI'm okay with this
>>13105383>http://i.imgur.com/rCJNXlt.jpgfor what purpose?
any good butthurt lately?
>>13105378unf, i can't draw like this. can you draw gilda?
>>13105406And that's why I said keep practicing.
>>13105411>>13105378please do this
>>13105251>I'm getting really tired of seeing the same fucking OC for nearly a year..Then why don't you say the same shit about Marker Pony?
>>13105417in what way?
Endii can't into lewd?
>>13105415I don't knowMaybe you just like frankfurter love
>>13105453Lies!
>>13105378Shit, I care even less about Twilight.
>>13105443Probably because she's not fetish fodder unlike that fat thing
>>13105453So he claims.
>>13105463But we're talking about Saffron, not Sugar
>>13105443Not him, but it's probably because she isn't used solely for fetishes.But really I'm kind of sick of marker pony too or mainly how there are a lot of people that think way too highly of her.
beb
>>13105475They're one and the same these days. The difference is that one is for ass and the other is for fat (and ass)
>>13105411>>13105419>>13105436Maybe another time, I'm messing with magic I don't yet understand.>>13105453Nope.>>13105462Sorry man.
I have captured Bon Bonbring twenty thousand dollars to the dead drop or else
>>13105506And tits
>>13105435and that's why i will
>>13105506Actually I'm more interested in Saffron and Renne because they are both cute.
>>13105512MTG?It's not worth getting into.Theres a pony ccg coming soon
>>13105516So I get to save $20,000 and BonBon gets to die?Score!
>>13105475>>13105463Who is sugar?
>>13105544
>>13105524You better not go emotional this time around.
>>13105528Well tough shit. You're the minority now.
>>13105544The most fuckable fat slut pone around.
>>13105550so that is skippy
>>13105562Speak for yourself.
>>13105544R63, Anthro, Fatter than usual Snips. I wish it would go away
>>13105573>skippywho?
>>13105562Touchy touchy.You fetish fags are so emotional when it comes to your fetishes.
>>13105528look, I'm here to unf to stuff like this >>13105550If you want to talk about ponies there's a whole board for that
>>13105550>>13105572>>13105582Ohgross
>>13105589>MLPG is only fetishes now
>>13105552can't promise, but this time i successfully stopped myself from losing it again twice and can comfortably draw every day again.the stuff that used to make me flip no longer has the dramatic effect it used to have, so i guess my mind exercises are paying off
>>13105582From what I can tell 1 anon genuinly likes her. SB is the only one who advertises her, and its a shitposter who loves to fuck with you all.
>>13105116PAJAMAS
>>13105601It's pretty much the only good thing it's for, other than bitching about shit.
>>13105607>mind exercisesElaborate, I could use this kinda stuff
>>13105601What a feel, but they are the minority though.
>>13105614I like her
>>13105628Cool drawing JB
>>13105618You're not Anon
>Talk to some guy who only goes to reddit sometimes>He uses 4chan "memes" so often while talking>Sounds like a casual /b/-tard while never visiting 4chanWhy does this annoy me so much
>>13105649SSSHHHHHH
>>13105654Because you're seeing yourself in him.
