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>>13085129
>a philophile deserves respect
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TRUST NO ONE
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>>13085129
We didn't drop off the board did we?
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>>13085129
My dick was too large for pony to handle

System crashed
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>>13085151
No It was a fresh thread
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The fuck happened to the other horse?
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>>13085161
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>>13085151
Thread was on page 0 when it died, someone tried to be funny
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and i was just about to hit submit
>>13084824
oh, almost missed that.
i liked that. and finally a story that actually got finished

are you capping it?
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>>13085161
unf
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>>13085140
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>>13085169
It was like 100 images in, wouldn't call it fresh
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What matter of wizardry was that?
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>>13085172
I don't know, it wasn't even past bump limit.
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le mito face
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Dooks
Where is promised vegetables.
Is it not working?
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>>13085164
What? You guys run around naked all the time!
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>>13085188
>big tits
>no belly
>gigantic hips

CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR
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>deleting a thread
>not posting the marker somewhere else

what is this, amateur hour?
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>>13085214
Yeah I know what you mean, I wanted juuuuuuuust a small amount of pudge on her belly.
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>>13085208
No no, it's not that, I just got sidetracked by vent art about stuff
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Gdi i was about to post my super awesome fanfic thing idea w/e

Anyways
>new pony comes to town
>science oreinted
>meets twilight
>"lol magic is for gaybabies lrn2science assbone"
>they fight
>competition ensues (magic vs science)
>end up wrecking the town in the progress
>teaches kids not to force ideal on to others or something
Im awful at this but it sounded good in me head
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>>13085185
Could you really go 9 hours with Pinkie Pie?
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PONY IS HERE TO PONY PONY
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>>13085219
I want DT to dominate me.
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>>13085282
I want to wear DT as a fancy hat.
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>>13085266
It'd be a good way to shoot down any future potheads
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>>13085266
Magic is essentially part of their sciences in Equestria so I don't think there would be any conflict
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>>13085274
y-yes?
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To the guy that told me that I was the most torturous sort of person, you should be glad that I have not shared the story yet. It was so full of errors in grammar and basic nuances of the English language that it made me ill to look at.

Sharing it in it's current state would be like a drawfag claiming that this was their magnum opus.
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>>13085271

UNF
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>>13085246
>small amount

HAHAHANOPE
http://i.imgur.com/Cudv2G9.png
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>>13085282
I want Rarity to dominate me.
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>>13085298
I want to wear DT as a cheap cocksleeve
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>>13085308
lol wut
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>decide to check out the /mlp/ draw thread
>this isn't too bad
>some one red lines some one else's art post
>the artist gets all defensive and says he wasn't really trying
>people call the red line guy autistic
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>>13085230
>rainbow dash
>straight
pick one
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>>13085317
unf
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>>13085317
>not using SS as a cheap cocksleeve.
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>>13085274
nine hours doing what?
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>>13085337
What if she just wants a child
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>>13085360
She'll just steal one

Again
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indie games are pretentious garbage
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I just want to knock up a married woman. What should I do?
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>>13085308
you know there are these things called rough drafts that get get heavily edited several times before they are not rough drafts anymore.
Please consider mlpg a rough draft
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>>13085383

get married
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>>13085334
what would you expect from /b/ with ponies?
also, have you ever noticed how the draw thread always seems to be alright at first glance, but then turns out to be shit at closer inspection? that's because the draw thread seems to always be a few months or weeks in advance of MLPG in terms of shittiness. look at the draw thread. that is us in a few weeks.
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>>13085347
pleasuring pony
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>>13085377
Dude the new Amnesia is almost out
Get hyped
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>>13085383
Clean pools.
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>>13085377
Yeah, Amnesia was piece of shit. So is Cave Story

hi /v/
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>>13085396
No, no I mean a woman who's already married

That is my fetish.png.themovie
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>>13085377
gone home is game of the year.
you just don't get it because you're straight white male.
check your privilege before you say what is and isn't a game
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>>13085377
>I only listen to what /v/ think of indie games
go away
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>>13085383
become a rapist
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>>13085410
>almost out

Oh snap, how many days?=
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>>13085414
I'm pretty sure that hasn't worked since '85.
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>Everyone is concerned about Pinkie and her eating habbits
>After some helpful nagging, she reluctantly agrees to go on a diet
>Later at a party she is slicing a cake
>Its a very modest slice that she puts on the plate. Everyone is very impressed
>She then leaves the slice and takes the other whole 9/10th of the cake to eat
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>>13085405
>not a filename like "an odd pruple bean" or "a strange blue pear"
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Starbound release date when.
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>>13085429
http://store.steampowered.com/app/239200/
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>>13085406
>few weeks
>thinking it isn't worst
you need to inspect mlpg more.
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>>13085437
This was that before that was that.
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>>13085406
Yeah I noticed that
I mean I got a few decent pictures out of it but for the most part the requests were all terrible be it either from having something to do with gore or just really really "brony" kind of things like that one purposefully ironic OC pony or awful fan fic characters.

mlpg could be worse it seems
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>>13085459
I drew for the draw thread a couple times. I really don't know how to feel about this really.
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>all this Sugar
You need a dose of Acid.
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Oh my God! JC! A bomb!
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>>13085489
To everyone who thinks MLPG is no better then /mlp/ clearly doesnt go on /mlp/
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>>13085481
but it seemed more fitting than using that tits and belly which have never been shopped onto something
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>>13085499
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>>13085499
You guys still forcing that sugar character?
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>>13085501
A bomb! Get outta there!
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When Anon went to Ponyville, why did everyone try to set him up with Rainbow Dash?

Because they thought he was a HUEman!
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>>13085528
>you guys
I cant imagine it's more than one or two shitposters at most. Could be worst, I don't really care.
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>>13085501
a bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat
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>>13085481
I don't think that's a bean OR a pear, anon
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>>13085498
mlpg is filled with tons of faggots that think this place is a gated community.
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>>13085499
7/11 of those pictures are drawn by the same guy in the same way slightly modified
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>>13085214
aaaaaaaaargh
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>>13085533
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>>13085498
Unlike you I mostly draw for the drawthread. I kinda miss this place.
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>>13085571
Please rediv

Draw a humanhorse with YOUR dream body
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>>13085583
I don't understand
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>>13085571
What was your stupid idea that we gave you?
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>>13085592
as in a body i want or i want on a male
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>>13085571
now put her in pajamas
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rediv show yer boobs please
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>>13085571
Rediv, truly those hips alone will keep me up all night

Don't worry about "a little pudge~"
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>>13085499
drugs are bad
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>>13085612
Thats up to you.

Maybe do Red Ribbon humanhorse for YOUR body
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>>13085565
It's starting to feel that way. I mean no offense.
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>>13085644
i barely browse mlpg now.
i hope ASNYIP has an episode today.
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beb
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>>13085499
I seen my fair share of terrible ocs but Acid is one of the worst. Hell, that Milkyway character looks better than her.
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REDIV

Would you want Sugar's body?
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Oppinions on Equestria Girls?
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>>13085565
>>13085644
I feel more like people coming in start saying that than most who've been here

like it really doesn't take anything much to "join"

we didn't even know this endii guy and then he just starts barraging us with his terrible onions like we're supposed to care even if he does like the best pony
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>>13085722
Not as terrible as people make it out to be
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>>13085570
>guy
For the record, Acid's artist is a girl.
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Stream's over! Thanks for showing up, all four of you.

http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1377403810065.png
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>>13085722
6/10
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>>13085722
Wasn't the end of the world as some say it. Definitely not worse than the worst episode.
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>>13085722

Terrible.
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>>13085722
much better than someone's OC
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*gurgle*
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>>13085721
>want Sugar's body
Sugar is kinda cute, but i'm very sure Rediv doesnt want to be a mini hambeast
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>>13085722
Worse than fanfiction, really.
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>>13085722
Completely mediocre.
Lots of annoying plot holes.
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>>13085722
Was not reddeeming and would have been better if it was never made

Would have been better if they took the time and energy spent to make it and invested it back in S3 to make it not shit
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>>13085750
Hey, I was there
I'm just bad at chat
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>>13085779

Is she doing the thriller or what
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>>13085750
that was fun
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>>13085555
that was actually funny
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>>13085748
I dont really care to be honest I was just making an observation
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>>13085779
What the fuck is she doing?
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>>13085750
You mean 6! Me and anon were there! We were just watching from afar!
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HEY VEGETABLE GUY

Here's a color test for that thing, I need to finish an errand I had before receiving your request, so have this for now.
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>>13085822
Thriller
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>>13085812
She's doing a different dance it's called The Poner
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>>13085140
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>>13085821
I like you already.
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>tfw no one will talk to you because youre not an artist and have nothing to give them
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>>13085783
But Sugar isn't a hambeast either

She takes good care of herself, aside from her overeating. She's actually quite flexible and she exercises.
http://i.imgur.com/OKjCxPE.png
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>>13085722
5/10
Pretty horrible, but it had it's cute moments and wasn't the complete train wreck I thought it would be. Forgettable altogether.
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>>13085824
Okay, take your time, now I know you are alive.

Sorry I was just afraid I missed it, I don't want to rush you, I want it to be awesome as well :3
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>>13085852

Hello
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>>13085852
Better work on your art.
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>>13085852
but anon you do realize there are other things besides art

like dick pics
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>>13085852
Either draw or craft like a lazy talentless hack!
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>>13085852
>tfw you draw
>no one talks to you or gives a fuck about you anyways
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>>13085852
>tfw people only care about you in as far as they can get something of value from you
welcome to life
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DO YOU LIKE ME?
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>>13085897
I like you very much Pink horse. You're one of my favorite ponies.
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>>13085897
No pinker Kermit the frog you are terrible
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>>13085852
>Don't draw.
>People still talk to you.
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>>13085897
YOU ARE THIRD BESTEST HORSE
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>>13085897
get out of my house or I'll call the police
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>>13085846
>Those areolas
Oh geeze
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>>13085867
Yeah, I have to finish that silly drawing for the guy who gave me Skullgirls, also finish something for Goat Train his birthday is soon and he drew a lot of art for a lot of people on their birthday., so yeah, sorry if I take my time on your request.
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>>13085897
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>>13085924
I am not looking forward to looking at these gifs for months to come
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>>13085916
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>>13085924
I loved that flash! Good to see Cupcakes still getting recognition XD
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>>13085722

this >>13085866
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>>13085938
this is bait
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>>13085722
What's this image from anyway?
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>>13085892
>welcome to life

Yep.
Welcome to life, it sucks fucking dick.
Even if you are drawing, half the time you just get people who hate you.
Like literally hate you with a fiery passion.
They see your drawing or your trip and they see red.
Like your art or presence just murdered their dog and plunged its hand down the corpses asshole and flung the bloody shit on your Wheaties.
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>>13085722
I'm shocked it wasn't nearly as bad as I had expected, but it could've been much better.
I feel the movie's biggest flaw is that it had so much potential for interesting plot developments and new characters to learn about and like, but really tries its damn hardest to get through the story as quickly as possible.
Maybe have Flash investigating what happened to the gym as a smaller secondary plot leading up to the dance itself. Maybe some flashbacks with Sunset Shimmer, maybe a villain song. Maybe have Rainbow Dash actually DO SOMETHING instead of say tired old catchphrases. Maybe have Twilight's reveal about who she is be more emotional and direct instead of letting Pinkie Pie do it.
I dunno, it just feels like they could've done a lot more with what they were given, but...didn't, and there's no real reason why they couldn't. It's a novelty at best and a forgettable mess at worst.
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>>13085852
you can write too!
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>>13085852
I really dislike it when you anons go off into this whole "no one talks to me because [reason], it must mean I'm not of any value".

What's important is you find value within yourself. All that other stuff is just mere distraction, not at all important.

Stop doing this to yourself, life is too short you know?
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>>13085962
If I had to bet, it looks like something taken from a MAD skit.
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>>13085959
What's wrong with femsnips's boobs?
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>>13085962
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZTao6TcH9M
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>>13085958
Do you want me to tickle your hooves Dash?
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>>13085953
It's true though, the flash was just edgy "pinkie is a psycho murderer" shit that wore out its welcome literally years ago
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>>13085976
They're very large.
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>>13085736
you make a fuck ton of assumptions there.
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>>13085981
agreed
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>Into the trash it goes
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>>13085976
it's anthro.
of course it's going to be fucking awful.
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>>13085861
I *said* mini
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>>13085970
>MAD doing EqG.

...You know what, I could see them doing it.
They seem to like doing pony stuff.

After all! My Little Pony IS pop culture now!
Haha, oh those crazy nerd culture people!
Just wait for Big bang to have a Brony episode!
OH WHAT A HOOT IT WILL BE!
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>>13086009
>no Applejack

This guy knows his shit.
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Hey!

Hey.

Hands up now
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>>13086009
I'd give this guy a shot if the job was in graphic design
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>>13085846
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>>13086009
>Trash.
>Not sending it to corporate.
>Not framing it and mounting it permanently on the newly minted "Wall of Shame" that is on the front of the store.
>With his home address.
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>>13086038
it's probably for home depot
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>>13085958
That's a really cute dosho
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>>13086020
I doubt south park or big bang theory would do the inevitable pony episode, because the writers keep getting trepidations that the pony phenomenon will die away before the episode airs.
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>>13086058
FUCK OFF
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>>13086009
I might hire this guy after I start up my poning company
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>>13086009
>"Excellent, corporate said we needed to hire someone with a mental disability!"
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>>13086032
Hands up where?
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>>13086020
as long as best pony isn't mentioned once in BBT I don't give a shit
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>>13086038
its just recolors of stock images....
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>>13086078
In the air. Wave them like you just don't care.
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>>13086067
>because the writers keep getting trepidations that the pony phenomenon will die away before the episode airs.

Those poor fools have the same hopes we have...
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>>13086067
south park episodes only take 7 days to make.
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>>13086038
>I'd give this guy a shot if the job was in graphic design
I wouldn't, he did a shit job
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>>13086067
The production line for those shows is almost a year. They'd be pretty safe doing one know; and plus 8k at Bronycon this shit isn't going anywhere fast.
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>>13085969
You can't help them anon. The disease has taken hold.
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>>13086067
Does anyone else think its odd how so much of the rest of 4chan yells and moans over this "pony fad"

But its been over three years and they bitched and moaned enough for a containment board
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tiarawhy theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kNx20BPyic
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>>13086058
No matter how many times it gets posted, suddenly getting a screenfull of ponka poi still startles me.
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>>13085981
With a healthy dose of dbz for no reason in particular. Could've done without it.
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Shouldn't have trusted a Rarijack thread.
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>>13086078
>that completely inappropriate filename
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>>13086096
Personally I would watch an episode of Big Bang if it was a pony episode.
Like say the guys get hooked after seeing a video.
And the blong bitch walks in the apartment to find pony merch, everywhere.
And the indian dude is literally buried in plushes.
>A Lyra is in the pile.
>We all know he is fucking it.
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>>13085861
>isn't a hambeast

i don think you understand what that word means
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>>13086119
4chan gipes over any fad

Tohu forced the creation of /jp/ to contain it
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>>13086009
>Bring him into my office
>Long discussion on the ramifications of main 6 recolors and the merits of a good oc
>Send him on his way
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>>13086122
...
I like Jesse Cox his voice is nice.
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>>13086161
So my favorite pony is very narcissistic then?
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>>13086135
I have a crawling suspicion that the pic in the OP of the old thread set off an alarm in the moderator's head

Id did look kinda sorta lewd
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>>13086161
>Dash
canon ship
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>>13086175
Didn't you know that you can't love if you don't love yourself?
I know but I still can't do
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>>13086161
Well of course, she was very nice to her when she stayed in her cottage with her 2 friends
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>>13086202
But I would love myself if someone loved me.
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>>13086161
Yeah...
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>>13086096
But I mean, the same could be said about lots of things. How many people worked at the world trade center, only to have not a single one show up the next day? You can't judge things based on here and now, nothing is truly predictable.
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>>13086148
Fucking hell that would be great
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>>13086223
>Ponies and Easter.

Bullshit.
Pony Jesus isn't a thing!
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>>13086161
of course
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>>13086202
Twilight's such a cute pony. I love it when she's genuinely happy.
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I want to cum inside lickety split
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>>13086254
ponies is pegan

Except for Twilight, obviously. She's just ugly
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>>13086250
I know.
I may have made a good Big Bang episode!

I feel dirty.

Oh and she notices a bunch of packages showing up to their place at first, because they would of course order this shit online.
Who would buy pony shit at a store?!
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>>13086274
That is not a good way to satisfy your partner anon.
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I want to gum inside rainbow dash.
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>>13086274
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Would you a cannibal filly?
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>>13086161
WHO TOLD YOU?
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>>13086274
I'm feeling like a gangsta pon3-i right now.

Where my ponnas at?
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>>13086281
Dare I say that surviving the pink aisle is milestone in being a fan?
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That time a night when mlpg beats a dead horse. I'm outta here.
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>>13086307
>Gangster ponies.

>Just Juggabronies.

Step up.
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>>13086269
Best derpyship
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>>13086316
Or looking like the creepiest motherfucker in the county.
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I met this Rarity at the con I went to and she was great.
I can't even bring myself to say anything weird about her.

I also bought some pony merch because I'm a huge faggot.
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>>13086338
rariderp > rainbowderp > flutterderp
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>You will never take your daughter to the theater to see Equestria Girls then start dancing in the aisles with her when the twilight crown song comes on
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>>13086348
I like twiderp

Shame how little of it there is
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>>13086348
>Crackiest ship ever
>Canon hates her guts
u wot
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>>13086316
Does it count if you work at a toy store and have to go through it nearly every time you come in?
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>>13078290

It's nice to see someone from MLPG is in the news!
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>>13086367
that's only cause no one likes twilight.
she is the most unlikable pony ever.
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>>13086341
Being inside a Walmart-type store is like a license to be creepy. Especially after 10pm.
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>>13086388
I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13086352
Good
That sounds ridiculous
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>>13086316
No that's just how you say you're a faggot. And I draw the motherfuckers.
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>>13086383
I thought that report was fake.
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You can go to Equestria

but you dont have legs
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>>13086397
>>13086352
That sounds awful, why would you say such awful things? Why would I want to raise such an autistic child?
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>>13078290
>no date
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>>13086415
I'll just let Applejack build me new legs.
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I was drawing what did I miss
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>>13086316
what about explaining a pone plushie to your parents tho
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>>13086415
Do I still have an ass? I worked hard for that ass.
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>>13086424
Anon posted his awesome dick
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>>13086424
people wanting to cum inside rediv
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>>13086388
le funny fish bait picutres.picutre
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>>13086424
Season 4 came out, it was pretty good.
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>>13086395
that means you're unlikable
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>>13086338
there needs to be more
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>>13086424
surprise dedhorse

and familiar-looking bulges
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>>13086470
horse should have exercised more to prevent her tragic death
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>>13086377
hehe so true
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Tail docks.
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>>13086498
you shot horse
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>>13086425
>"H-happy birthday!"
>'AWWWW, THANK YO- Why is it stained?'
>"EUPHORIA"
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>>13086416
You might not WANT to, but what other choice do you have? It's in you're genes
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>>13086512
Best docks.
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>>13086367
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>>13086469
I bet ponies are really sensative right between th shoulder blades beacause they can hardly reach them without magic

>Anon walks past pony
>Say hi and pats them on the back
>They fall down, rub their head agaisnt his foot and purr
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>>13086512
>symmetrical taildocking
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>>13086513
well if horse actually dieted and ran its 20 miles a day, it wouldn't have gone lame and she'd still be here
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>>13086550
into what the anus?
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>>13085750
>playing vidya and missed MSOB's satyr stream
FUCK

d-did you record it?
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anon tell me I'm a pretty pony
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>>13086560
nah just tails touching tails
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>>13086512
would you lick your favorite pony's tail dock
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>>13086560
Two rarara's could just drill into eachother.
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Pretty bughorse
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>>13086576
-NO
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>>13085978
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>>13086540
ponies aren't cats
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>>13086581
Would I!
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>>13086581
yes
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>>13086344
>liking disgusting fat looking spic rarara female
>not liking RD instead

You poor, poor soul. It's a great thing i was able to meet and be friends with this girl. I fucking love my life.
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>>13086593
Are you suuuuuure?
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>>13086596
>>13086601
Even if it smells like shit?
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>>13086590
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>>13086596
>>13086601
would it be sensitive?
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>>13086590
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If you could have any car what would it be?
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>>13086532
>She may not always be clever, but damnit she has a heart like no other pony I know
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>>13086640
DeLorean. Hands down.
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>>13086640
a pony
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>>13086640
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>>13086640
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>>13086644
And an ass denser than a neutron star.
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>>13086590
In a pretty dress
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Taking a quick break before I stream draw.

Back in a few.
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>>13086640
volvo
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>>13086640
Smart Fortwo electric drive
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>>13086620
I want a changeling queen.
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>>13086593
Hey you're the one showing em off
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why isn't there more porn of Imp?
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>>13086628
Tails are pretty sensitive for most animals, aren't they?
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>>13086640
a brand new bus full of old guitars
>because I'm an untalented faggot
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>>13086593
Because yoy know that you love getting tickled.
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>>13086606
I thought she was really good looking.
She even stayed in character the entire time. It was great.

I also bought this shit because I'm an idiot that doesn't know how to spend his money wisely.

Also
>no wings
0/fast
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>>13086707
I'm happy with dimpldo
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>>13086707
Because fillies and the under aged are not for sexual
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Will Diamond Dog fall in love with pony?
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>>13086661
I love bughorses in pretty dresses
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>>13086735
probably not
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>>13086735
yes. haven't you been to a ASNYIP.
there was a pony and diamond dog couple.
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>trying to find trap fapfics
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Anon watch out there's a spider in your headphones!
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>>13086732
now transform into a drooling cocksleeve
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>>13086595
OR ARE THEY?!
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>>13086772
fuck you made me check
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>>13086732
Can he transform into 20 pounds of pony pussy and ass?
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>>13086735
It's possible.
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>>13086657
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>>13086759
>Anon was with pony
>And they were liek totaly going to do it with his ding dong and stuff
>But then th floor broke and the bed with them on it fell down a mine shaf
>They were ok but then a large round bolder started rolling towards them and they had to run while jumping over spikes and dodging darts
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>Royal baby is a big thing in the world.
>Royal wedding episode.
>Hasbro knew.
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>>13086795
>also anon was wearing a dress the whole time even though he was totally a dude.
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>>13086759
I hope their numbers stay low.
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>>13086801
royal wedding is a big thing in the world too
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>>13086793
>/v/
>not /k/
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>>13086801
I'm seriously starting to think Skyla is a scrapped concept.
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>>13086801
They specifically said the royal wedding episode happened because of the actual royal wedding.
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>>13086800
there's something adorable about butterflies on pony noses
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>>13086822
>think
>not desperately hope
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>>13086847
It's because ponies.
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would you join pony's terrible band
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>>13086822
Skyla is Twilight's bady, a plot element slated for season 10
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>>13086883
>"Hi Fluttershy!"
>Flutttershy doesnt respond
>They poker her
>Her cutie mark seems to erupts and fly away
>She actualyl been scared stiff and three pink butterflies had landed on her by coincidence
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>>13086885
>the avalanches
>bad
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>>13086517
euphoria is a programming language now...
just thought you'd like to know
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>>13086883

my god it's so simple, why didn't I think of that
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//derpy.me/Djrrl
//derpy.me/Djrrl
//derpy.me/Djrrl

We'll be getting started again soon if anyone is bored/desperate enough for some form of distraction that they'd want to watch me try to draw.
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FUCK!
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>>13086885
>you will never play bass in Dash's band "The Fillyfoolers"
>You will never have to deal with her ego and watch her ruin her and the bands career
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>>13086920
What the heck, Dash, don't swear
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>>13086909
So i'm a programmer now?!

HAH, SUCK IT, SCHOOL COUNSELOR!
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>>13086789
she can turn into anything non-pony
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>>13086920
We need more ponies cursing inappropriately but I'm afraid that it might come off just looking edgy if it's not done right.
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>>13086910
I know right.
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>>13086885
How bad is it?
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>>13086929
SHIT-CUNT!
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>>13086963
how od you know Spike is talking abotu stupid shit>

Cause his mouth is open!
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>>13086913
>>13086913
>>13086913
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>>13086906
>tfw no new album
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>>13086963
Angry Twilight is so cute.
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>>13086920
>"OH SO YOU GON BE A PICKY LIL BITCH LIKE RARITY, THEN?"
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>>13087002
Unless it's cider, Dash isn't going to eat mud.
That is for mud horses.
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>>13087002
Applejack please don't force your apples on me again

The guards will hear about this
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What pony or ponies would you most like to have a nice casual tea party with?
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Horse is ded. Bye for good mlpg. The ride ends here.
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>>13086980
If my connection could reliably take streams, AA, I'd watch sorry.
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>>13087000
I would really like to see an episode where Spike and Twilight get into a fight.
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>>13087040
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjxi4r_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-24-owl-s-well-that-ends-well-youtube_shortfilms
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>>13086956
this bad
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>>13087029
Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack
Rarity probably likes tea, Pinkie likes Parties, and Applejack's the straight mare.
Fluttershy doesn't like meeting new people, Dash probably couldn't care less about tea parties, and Twilight's probably busy
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Come here child

Confess your sins, post your secrets
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>>13087040
Then make up sex?
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>>13087040
why would you want this
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>>13087040
>"Thats it! Spike I've had it up to HERE with you!"
>"Well I hate you!"
>"I hate you too!"
>They come to blows
>And by blows they each shyly turn their faces away from each other and jab slap at each other, beng overly protective of blocking
>Ponies actually visit while its happening, assume they're dancing or something and just get their boosk and leave
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>>13087068
You're a faggot
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I'll take a request or two. Second person, humanized. Standard rules. Might do clop, if I'm feeling it.
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>>13087062
Just look how at peace Scootaloo is.

I hope she learns how to fly this season.
Even if it is slow and clumsy.
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>>13087068
I think MLPG is pretty cool
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>>13087068
I raped and killed a priest in 1990
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Well I'm back. I just couldn't leave you afterall, MLPG
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>>13087000
FFFFFFUUUUUUCK YOU!
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>>13087090
futa humanlestia fucking anon in the ass
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>>13087091
scootacute
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>>13086982
>Making one of the greatest albums of all time on the first try
>Daring to sully your names by making another

Quit while you're ahead
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>>13087099
Would you put a squirrel baffle on your bird feeder to thwart Dash?
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>>13087099
AND FUCK YOU TOO
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>>13087068

I like to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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>>13087080
So something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuqChtC-mbM
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>>13087090
>>13087106
Anything futalestia would be unf
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>>13087107
scootasuit
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>>13087073
Twilight just isn't good for /ss/ unless she's being incredibly awkward about it and claiming it's for "science".

>>13087076
I think it's something that could make for a good episode. Twilight and Spike get into a fight over something really silly and small and stop being friends. Over the course of the episode it could have them complaining about each other to other characters then have them realizing all the good things they do for each other or the things that make them love each other and then have them make up or something.
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>>13087068
_____________________________________________________________ur a faget _________________________________
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>>13087068
I have a crush on Rarity
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>>13087161
words can hurt Endii
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>>13087149
Scootapoolsafety
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>>13087068
I don't own any googly eyes.
It's all CGI
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>>13087153
so owl's well plus the crystal empire with a dash of dragon quest
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>>13087178
Spike please
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>>13087133
exactly

but its funnies begaise hes a drago nand she can magic and shit
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>>13087068
i am currently lying down naked on a bunch of freshly laundered sheets
i wonder what cloudsdale feels like
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>>13087068
pony cons are amazing and I buy a lot of merch
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>>13087215
sunbutt, moonbutt, and heart
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>>13087193
Owls well is a little different from what I want since it wasn't really about them fighting or being angry at each other, just Spike getting jealous and doing stupid things because of his jealousy.
Dragon Quest also isn't what I was looking for since the focus was mostly on Spike rather than both he and Twilight.
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>>13087186
>not being immune to physical and emotional pain
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>>13087218
Do you go alone or with friends?
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>>13087215
I will never understand how this fandom thought Alicorn means winged unicorn.
I will never not be angry by it either.
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>>13087240
you deserve a satyr child
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>>13087244
Flash Sentry
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>>13087244
Who is your favorite pony unless your favorite pony is Rarity
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>>13086913
it was fun, but then the rock-rap started playing. I had to get distracted and look up some more of that gloriusness
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>>13087247
alone for the most part
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Ponies all the way down.
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>>13087244
Derpass
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>>13087235
>I can see that dotted line you know
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>>13087244
Who is Shining armor, Cadence, Sombra, Owlicious, the pink dragon, and Flash?
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>>13087240
Well I am now, since your harsh words have grizzled me to the point of emptiness.
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>>13087244
Shining Armor
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>>13087106
>>13087139
You bow in servitude. Her hands grab at your belt loop, and rip the pants of your uniform away. You bite your lip as the plump, purple head rubs up against your rear. You bite your lip, not knowing what to expect. As she pushes into you, you whine, trying not to reveal that it hurts. Her length stretches your walls. She pulls on your hair, asking if you're strong enough to take it. You're her guard, you should be able to take it, but... She thrusts, driving herself down to the hilt. You can feel it in your ribcage, like she's trying to split you in half. You wish you had time to get used to it, but she starts her rhythm, pumping in and out of your tight hole. She's taking away your masculinity with every hump, her balls slapping against yours at every thrust. She grabs a fistful of your hair, pulling and asking if you enjoy being raped by your princess. Tears stream out of your eyes, but you can't deny it. The blood flooding to your cock lets her know that you enjoy every second of being pounded by her. She grabs your sack, squeezing. She wants more from you, and she's not going to let you give up.

Next!
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>>13087188
scootasymbolism
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>>13087068
I'm the one on the anti-drug and anti-alcohol crusade on MLPG
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>>13087257
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d828982d9a7ddbe1f165d7c880d67a3/tumblr_mryvjbZRvO1sa1krzo1_1280.jpg
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>>13087247
>not going there to make new friends
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>>13087254
no one deserves a satyr child
>>13087287
Now go fight those dudes and get your girl, you empty husk of a man
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>>13087301
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>>13087306
That reminds me, where's braeburned got off to?
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>>13087300
unf
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>>13087300
>She grabs a fistful of your hair, pulling and asking if you enjoy being raped by your princess.
more
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>Anon hugs the CMC
>Teh yhug him back
>They all fall asleep
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>>13087319
Her leg just doesn't look right in this. I don't think 3 jointed legs are meant to bend that way.
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>>13087314
But I'm so empty now, a single punch would shatter my already frail body.
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>>13087343
Leads to Luna walking in and facefucking your mouth.
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>>13087364
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>>13087380
write it
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>>13087364

I love you Scrubbles.
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>>13087381
>Sweetie and AB hug anon after the story
>Scoots just walks away in disgust
>Comes back 5 minutes later for a hug
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>>13087319
scootascoot
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>>13087381
I bet you wouldn't be making that face if Dash though hugs were cool
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>>13087386
Rather do something romantic tbh
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Fuck pony
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>>13087420
Make Luna face fuck Anons mouth
...Romantically.
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>>13087428
That's lewd anon!
I like it.
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>>13087428
I must get a condom first.
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>>13087428
Can I marry her first?
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>>13087412
SHE DOES?
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>>13087438
Come up with a request that doesn't involve sex.

Guess I'm saying that I'm shutting out clop.
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>>13087501
cute rarijack
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>>13087501
Out of curiously why don't you ever write about ponies
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>>13087501
Uh....
Anon getting raped by Celestia and Luna.
Only the rape isn't at all sexual!
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desu
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>>13087501
Rarity and Applejack learning about the wonders of saran wrap.
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>>13087253
It's not like it comes from nowhere, Anonymous.

Of course, originally alicorn is both the term for the unicorn's horn and the material that said horn is made out of. There was actually an alicorn in D&D as a type of unicorn, but it was NOT the winged unicorn; that was called a unisus (can you imagine calling Celestia and Luna unisi?).
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>>13087519
>>13087539
Second person, you jackasses.
>>13087523
I write about ponies all the time
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Do you think pegasi bump into impeccably clean glass over and over again until they tire themselves out?
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>>13087549
I always thought 'pegacorn' would be the best. A short, sweet and simple portmanteau, ya know?
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>>13087501
anon frustratingly trying to write a second person story about a humanized pony
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A wizard did it
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>>13087555
>>13087555
no you don't
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>>13087555
You know what I mean, I just think it's strange.
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>>13087555
Anon is saran wrap.
And Applejack shows Rarity the magic of Anon?
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>>13087558
They probably only do it once, but to every glass window you have.

True fact, a friend of ours ran into our screen door even though I had put some tape on it to make it more noticeable.
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>>13087555
anon receiving an awkward goey hug from a goopony that accidentally envelops him, the spaghetti that leaks from his pokets floats around inside her.
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>>13087571
But that implies they're only Pegasi and Unicorns which they aren't
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>>13087587
Horsesex is strange.
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>>13087606
Sex is strange
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>>13087555
Anon's shower is fucked up and it's hella late at night, so he goes on an epic nighttime quest through ponyville to find somewhere, anywhere, with a functional shower, ideally one he can fit in
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>>13087606
Well it doesn't have to be horse sex, it could be Dash and Rarity getting stuck in an elevator for 5 hours
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>>13087606
>Horsesex is strange.
>but a shemale raping a man is ok
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>>13087558
Pegasi only run into windows because they thing it's another Pegasi they see when it's just a reflection.
Pegasi are territorial and when they see a rival Pegasus they will fly at them to boop them
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>>13087605
Not any more than 'alicorn' implies that they are merely the horn of a unicorn. Note the word doesn't have anything at all to do with pegasi.
'pegacorn' makes more sense and is also one more step inclusive!
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>>13087656
'Pegacorn' sounds bad and you should feel bad.
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Sex looks gross
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Sex is gross
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>>13087619
>Ponyville has a convenient public shower.
>Shenanigans ensue when Anon realized it's unisex.
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Sex is cuddling
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>>13087674
You get used to it. Besides, "it sounds bad" is subjective
checkmate, alicornists
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>>13087621
Not that it's STRANGE, but I don't know anything about the anatomy.
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Horse sex is not gross
You should try horse sex
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>>13087606
But you just said you didn't want to write sex.
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Having said that they were not winged unicorns, alicorns could "fly."
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>>13087714
sex is gross in general, no matter with what
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I can't control my pre-cuddle!
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>>13087755
That's gross. You're gross.
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why is mlpg so gross
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>>13087714
Only if it's a talking horse.
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Would you let a pony

Agressively cuddle you?
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>>13087793
What if horse only talks in drunken Irish slang?
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>>13087832
Of course.
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A really cool guy gave me Skullgirls, so I drew him this in exchange, hope you guys like it too!
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>>13087832
Yes?
Why is half your sentence on a new line and started with a capital letter?
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>>13087847
They look slightly angrier in this rendition. Good jorb.
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>>13087753
Only if it's in pig-disgusting 3D.
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>>13087847
Pretty good.
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>>13087835
So Irish?
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>>13087832
I don't see why not. Are there any health risks with aggressive cuddling?
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>>13087847
I-I have cookies for you girls
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>>13087874
Yah
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>>13087832
Oh baby would I
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>>13087847
i like it, tell that guy he is a good requester full of nice ideas.
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>>13087877
Leprosy
Heart inflation
Bee infestations
AIDS
Sunburn
The inability to pony
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>>13087861
>>13087867
I'm glad you guys like it, thanks!

Here's another version.
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QUICK THINK OF A PONY!

They have been erased from existence and you are the only one who remembers them.
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>>13087877
You can end up suffering from shingles
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>>13087905
>Make them an OC.
HAHA!
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>>13087905
Now I have my waifu all to myself!
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>>13087905
>Applejack
...How would that make anything different?
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>>13087900
>Bee infestations

OH NO NOT THE BEES!
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>>13087905
I was thinking of Flash Sentry.
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>>13087921
>make a dash OC
>retarded fedora tier character
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>>13087903
What would complete this is in another panel, the CMC Imperial Inquisitors have Anon tied up with the CMC dancing around him.
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>>13087905
I don't think she could survive without me
She needs attention
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>>13087905
But she never existed to begin with.
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>>13087931
ok ok ok

You can cuddle any of hte ponies you want

But Nic Cage is in the bed too

yes? No?
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>>13087952
can i cuddle nic cage
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>>13087952
Do I get to cuddle Nic Cage too?
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>>13087952
Even better!
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>>13087960
>>13087965
yes


but if you ignore pony they will fart out their lungs
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>>13087847
I may be all of those things but I have somethings that can make them break all the rules and accept a Xeno as their best friend.

Hugs. Tickles. Ear scratches
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>>13087952
I am going to cuddle Nick
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>>13087980
what if we make a plan where we hug nick cage and nick cage hugs pony
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PONY JUST PANDERED TO YOU

WHAT DO
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>>13087980
what the heck pony what's wrong with you
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>>13088003
have sex with her.
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>>13088003
Love it harder
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>>13087990
FUCK YOU, I CALLED DIBS!
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>>13088003
equip panda ring
drop rate +50%
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>>13088003
chuckle a little, if it was really obvious pandering roll my eyes a bit. Pony knows me too well, I say, laughing
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>>13088007
pony is sad they are alone

pony is you
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>>13088007
pony is actually a type of sea cucumber
don't hug them too hard
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>>13088003
FUCK THIS SHIT
PREORDER CANCELED
STOP WATCHING PONY
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>>13088003
consensual sex
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>>13088022
I'm a pony?
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>>13088017
Let's all cuddle at once.
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>>13088046
what if lyra grabbed your butt
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>>13088051
No
You aren't even real
You were part of pony's mind the whole time
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>>13088051
Yes! You are a pony!

GET HIM!
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>>13088051
you are lonely like a pony

aslo ugly slut
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>>13088003
>mfw i actually like it when things pander to me
>but i have such high quality tastes it rarely happens
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>>13088078
Your face is an ugly slut
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>>13088022

So the secret is out, Scrubbles is M. Night Shyamalan
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>>13088069
grab her tits right back
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>>13088066
O-oh my!
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>>13088101
bold
while you're down there you could move just a little further and brush her clit
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>Rarity will never feed you

Fuck you Twilight
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>>13088128
maybe I would
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tfw a pony
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>>13088134
>Fat twilight and Rarity will never turn you into a pony and force feed you
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>oh hello I am your favoite pony?
>Whats that? fats? I love farts
>Snort sniff inhalf snort
>yes now i am truely in my element
>Becuase i stink your favorite pony that is
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>>13088144
mewball

challenge cosmo to a duel

your thumb vs his index finger
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>>13088144
tfw two pony
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>>13088172
tfw three pony
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>>13088078
Are you calling pony ugly?
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>>13088144

Just to let you know I am legally married to Lyra.
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>>13088208
I married Bon Bon
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>>13088195
I still don't understand the construction line thing
is it just a really common mistake or are there reasons to leave it in a fully inked and colored drawing
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>>13088195
more like two and a half pon

cause Rariyt is half a pony at best
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>>13088237
how much of a pony does that make me?
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>>13088237
THAT'S IT SB
YOU FORCED MY HAND

You aren't my friend anymore
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>>13088237
What's the other half?
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>>13088208
>>13088214
no
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>>13088195
QUADPONY SON
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>>13088269
less then a quarter
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>>13088234
Sometimes the artist thinks the sketch has more life than the inks, I dunno if that was the case, but I know it happens to me sometimes.
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>>13088275
Yes, Bon Bon is mine.
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13088283
I sacrifice Quadpony and Two Pony to summon
MULTICOLORED EYES MULTICOLORED HEXAPONY
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Mew where is Lyra taking advantage of a naive mewanon by getting him drunk?
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>>13088332
>>
>all ponies is nice
>pony lvoe you
>hug pony close
>their short goats are fuzzy but soft
>they fall asleep with their face in your chest
>they smells like clean soap and flowers and fresh air
>Fall asleep wiht nice pony's gentle weight on top of you
>>
do we have Mafia pony?

>pays Babs to act as a lookout for the Guard
>asked Butterfly to throw a fight (she refused, but got knocked out in the third round anyway)
>set up a massive racket in the Cloud-Makers' Union that nearly forced Equestria to its knees
>made his bones by booping an informant

i shall call him Cavallo Nostra
>>
>short goats
i can dig it
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peacock still a shit
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>>13088333
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
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>>13088368
Where's the joke?
You promised me jokes scrubbles.
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Pinkie pie enjoys watching anon squirm after being turned into a pony, all he can do now is let pinkie have her way with him.
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>>13088428
SUBSTITUTION!
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warm glazed ponuts
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>>13088441
>all he can do now is let pinkie have her way with him.
What does that have to do with being a pony?
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>>13088428
Well, you activated MY trap card!
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>>13088441
Pinkie Pie stop turning yourself into a human and me into a pony

Just let me scratch your ears for once
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>>13088456
Pinkie is going to rape him, anon.
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>>13088428
FOOL
BY IMMOBILIZING MY TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU ACTIVATE HER SPECIAL POWER

NOW I CAN GET FROM MY DECK THE TIPPLE PRINCESS CARD AND SUMMON IT ON THE FIELD
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>>13088465
She can't rape him as a human?
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>>13088452
Nice way to ruining the drawing
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>>13088452
go to bed already
you'll never outlast me
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>>13088334
_________________________no where right now
>>13088441
unf
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>>13088427
cum fight me m8
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>>13088481
Yeah, the fingers are uncolored
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>>13088462
Pinkie is going to put a collar on you and keep you as a pet pony.
>>13088478
Too big.
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>>13088432
the joke is you have lived a life of self loathing and now you have seemigly endless time with everything you have ever desired
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>>13088470
>>13088470
You realize you must play all 3 princesses before you can stack them like that
gotta wait a turn too
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>>13088470
i sactifice someothing something something summon FOUR PRINCESS BUTTS HOLY SHIT
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>>13088506
I wish I were a princess and was on the princess stack.
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>>13088502
That isn't funny at all.
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>>13088520
You're going to get your wish.
But you have to wait for the other main six to become princesses first.
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>>13088497
Pinkie should fuck him with a strap-on, that's what she should do.
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MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE
AND I AM HERE TO SAY
IM A TOTAL SLAVE TO DONKEY COCKS
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>>13088506

>putting 4 princesses in your deck
>no fusion
>no ultimate pone
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>>13088506
FINE
I summon a creature face down ,put all my other monsters in defensive position and place another faced down card
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>>13088520
I don't even need to be a princess
I just want to stack some ponies on me and feel the weight and warmth and soft marshmallow ness
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Why are babies such babies?
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>>13088546
FUCK YOU
wait this doesnt work does it
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>>13088546
I fucking loved these things.
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>>13088544
That's great Pinkie.
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>You will never be a young filly with crazy Aunt Pinky to look after you
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I summon fluttershy defender in defense position
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>>13088573
Creature effect so no
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR QUADRUPLE PRINCESS STACK FAGGOT
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>>13088589
>You will never be the poor colt with the crush on her.
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>>13088602
noooooo
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>>13088580

>maneater bugs
>cyber jars
>morph jars
>spatial collapse

Oh, I'm sorry, were you hoping to use your cards?
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>>13088580
This one is also almost as good as that
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>>13088602
HAHA FUCK YOU, I TRIBUTE DOOMCALIBUR KNIGHT TO NEGATE YOUR SHITTY MAN EATER BUG
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Night approaches. You know what that means.
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What if Scootaloo couldn't scoot?
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>>13088626
Don't worry anon, I gots the next best thing!
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>>13088664

better build a shelter?
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>>13088665
You mean she's a regular cripple?
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>>13088654
holy shit that's an amazing card
I remember when non-effect 1800 ATK 4 star or less cards were already awesome
>>
i wish every card had flavor text, no matter how much room the effect takes up. i love flavor text.
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>>13088694
It's 2013 anon. Practically every card has an effect now in the meta-game
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>>13088654
Please look at >>13088546
>and place another faced down card

Anyway what were you saying?
>>
My pony keeps misbehaving.
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>>13088702
OH MAN FLAVOR TEXT
I remember buying trading card magazines and reading all the new Magic cards even though I only played yugioh
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>>13088684
>Didn't build a fire first.
How will you find the science machine?!
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>>13088726
Tell pony to stop being edgy.
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>>13088664

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYC7ltxOrk
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>>13088740
Pony isn't edgy though, she is curvy.
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>>13088727
>tfw I got all these LotR trading cards and they ALL have flavor text
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>>13088720
what if you use that card to counter that same card
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzYDrzk1xs4&feature=player_embedded

Holy fuck my body needs this game.
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>>13088761
Then you need to set up a list of rules and punishments for pony.
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>>13088770
>what if you use that card to counter that same card

Chuck Norris dies.
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>>13088744
Found our theme song.
>>
thing is a thing which is not like by me
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>>13088777
>Sony pretending it's exclusive
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>>13088791
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEG4FZvgHnI
>Implying.
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>>13088821
http://youtu.be/KDrWSQ3-ghQ
instant tears
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>>13088726
Is it climbing up on furniture?
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>>13088678
Twily sure is strong
>>
lick ponut
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>>13088815
might as well be

No one's going to get an Xbone and those who do will be detained within days of buying it after the kinect monitors their illicit activities and sends the footage to the NSA.
>>
>>13088861
Of course, she was able to lift Rarity's fat ass after all.
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>>13088861
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4TOM5Mitps

aww yiss
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>>13088839
>Put black pants on table.
>Fresh out of the dryer.
>Come back with another arm full.
>Pony is laying in it.
>Getting pony hairs all over.
>Pony looks at you smugly as you drop the fresh pile on the floor and walk away.
>Freaks out when you come back with the spray bottle.
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>>13088892
>lick ponut
>pony farts in your mouth
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>>13088836
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scWZ_6vwmow
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>>13088909
>it's minty
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>>13088909
>>13088924
unf
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>>13088905
>not shoving pony in the washing machine
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>>13088905
serves him right
>>
Which one of you fuckers is in the cookie clicker thread!? Don't think I didn't see that!
>>
I saw a bag of Rarity assholes at the supermarket today

I got uncomfortably aroused
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>>13088939
WE SMUGASSPONES NOW
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>>13089002
I saw a box of Rarity ponuts at the store as well. I skipped over them for Derpy food.
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>>13086793
>>13086818
why you are SO correct.
>not delivering a red dragon dildo do k
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>>13089028
Dragon dildos are an excellent choice for anti-burglary devices.
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>>13089013
why are they so smug
they're just dumb ponies
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>>13089045
They hurt like a motherfucker. Have you held on before?
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>>13087282
woowowow stop right there, you cannot just hate derpy.
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>>13089052
you're just a dumb human, why are you so smug
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>>13089052
hey that's rude
pones can be smart
>>
wrestle the wink
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>>13089085
Oh
sure
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>>13089045
>>13089062
have any of you ordered them for no reason? buying boxes of them?
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>>13089096
Is "The Wink" related to "The Rock"?
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>>13089099
>"Hail Celestia!"
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>>13089099
dubs condfirm derpy sister.
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>>13089121
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sex with rainbow dash
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>>13089099
You know what's the least clever pony? pic related
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>>13089129
>"H-HEIL CELESTIA?"
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>>13089154
tickling rainbow dashs ponut
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sex with ugly pony
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>>13089129
HEIL! HEIL! HEIL ZER MUTTER!
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>>13089154
Fucking Dash at the speed of sound. Gotta go with the flow gotta release her rainbow.
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>>13089159
>>13089177
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>Some scripts might be blocked by the javascript settings for this page or a script blocker!

the imgur and media player scripts aren't working because of this

javascript is enabled and I don't have any script blockers, what do I do
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>>13089183
I'LL SALUTE MY WAY INTO YOUR MAREGINA
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>>13089156
I dunno she seems pretty clever to me
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>>13089191
Mash F5 until it works.
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>>13089180
>release her rainbow

http://i.imgur.com/QBFYmkj.jpg
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>>13089183
>Celestia doesn't need a strap-onto peg.png
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>>13089201
She is incredibly clever, yes
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so what is Applejack going to do once she finds out her brother's ploughing the African plains?

post Macora dudes
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>>13089218
Twilight probably does drugs when nobody is watching.
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>>13089226

>macora

>not fleetmac
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>>13089226
>I'm not a "dude" I'm a lady
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pony goes chomp chomp
How y'all doin
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>>13089226
She won't react near as bad as when she hears that Zecora is heavy with his child.
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>>13089261
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>>13089261

MT pls draw fleetmac, that shit is 2kawaii
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>>13089261
i don't think pony goes chomp chomp
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>>13089206
that's doing absolutely nothing
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>>13089261
Why hasn't GG drawn a ponified version of Chain-Chomp-Chan?
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>>13089309
Which browser are you using?
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>>13089247
You were calling yourself a whore last night...
The walls are not exactly insulated, if only they were...
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>>13089309
Just delete it, it's not like anyone posts music anyway
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13089345
She's a Mary Sue
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>>13089244

Macora, Fleetmac, either way, we win. lots of catfights.

>"so, i hear you were in town today with MY Big Mac."
>>"is this jealousy i sense from you? but yes, he was on a date with me, it's true."
>"huh. 'cause i thought i told you to back off or i'd kick your stripy butt."
>>"oh, you don't need to remind me of the score. but for the record, you've already lost, y--"
>"DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT BITCH"
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>>13089319
He has though
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>>13089345
Because she isn't.
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>>13089261
But does it want a splash of grape drank
with its grey goose
To help it get loose?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3OU8FhxFa4

Doing okay. Found out that literally two bottles of chardonnay do virtually nothing for me.
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>>13089341
Chrome

>>13089344
but they DO post youtube and imgur links
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>>13089372
>Chrome
AHAHAHAHA. Go download a real browser, like Firefox.
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Pony just said you're her pet now and you must obey her.
If you don't listen to her she'll get twilight to mindrape you.
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>>13089367
>I have reached the levels of the witch dyke in alcoholism.

Holy shit I need to slow down.
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>>13089381
browser warmonger pls go
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>>13089386
but pony is twilight
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>>13089386
Rape pony. Nobody puts Anon in a corner.
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>>13089393
Well more like "I really need to clean out the fridge and this shitty wine my parents keep leaving over here "to celebrate" and fail to open are taking up space." Maybe it's the new thyroid medication. It's been a long time since I had more than a cocktail.

But yeah, you should probably slow the fuck down.
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>>13089372
Well shit, 4chan does that on it's own nowadays, it's in the settings.

As for imgur, is it really that hard to copy/paste a link?
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>>13089407
>Nobody puts Anon in a corner.

UNLESS THAT NOBODY IS SETTING UP AN OPPONENT FOR SOME SERIOUS PAIN THAT HIS PARTNER, ANON IS GOING TO HELP THE MACHO MAN DISH OUT IN THIS TAG TEAM OF MACHO MADNESS, OOOOO!
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>>13089393
>witch dyke

I remember when we called Sivana that. Do you remember Sivana, /co/? She was worse than Berryboy.
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DRIVING THIS ROAD DOWN TO PARADISE
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http://i.imgur.com/pRegKPv.jpg
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did anyone cap the Saffron thing from the other threads?
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>>13089427
Boxed wine does not let you slow down.
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>>13089386
Fuck dat, I'm a free man.
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>>13089386
Minderape me how?
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>>13089440
Suddenly I feel the urge to snap into a Slim Jim.
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>>13089405
>>13089407
>>13089464
>>13089465
Too late, pony just got twilight and she's putting a magical collar on you to limit your mental abilities.
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>wine
>not delicious whiskey
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>>13089450
I kept the threads open but I'm too tired to cap now
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>>13089458
You don't just flip it backwards to leave the spigot on top to avoid leakage?
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>>13089477
Chew off your tongue and choke yourself to death
That will teach pony
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>>13089481
I'd have done scotch but it was mostly clearing fridge space and all my goddamn stones disappeared
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>>13089436
>4chan does that on it's own nowadays, it's in the settings
Must be conflicting with that because all I see are straight YT links

>As for imgur, is it really that hard to copy/paste a link?
No, but I like the thumbnails/ability to view images directly on here as if it was just another upload

It's just a mild inconvenience really, but I'd really like to get them back
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>>13089477
Not if I put the collar on Twilight first!
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>>13089486
>Buying shitty boxes that leak.

Holy shit, I'm an alcoholic not a bum!
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>>13089502
Hey, you said boxed wine. Potato, tomato.
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>>13089477
>"Bark"
>"where?"
>"bark for me, anon"
>"but there isn't even any trees around here"
>pony slowly regrets limiting your mental capacity
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>>13089506
Nothing wrong with boxed wine, I just buy my alcohol in surplus.
...In massive adult juice boxes...
Plus, shit floats in water!
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Twilight insists we play melee instead of brawl
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>>13089536
To that I insist we play Mount Your friends with her instead!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ-gP-Lqc5E
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>>13089533
I only have so much fridge space and so much lust for alcohol lately

It's just as well I don't have a giant Tetrapak of Juicy-Juice For Adults
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>>13089556
And here we see, a very dumb potato
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>>13089261
Chomp you say
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>>13089536

but Gilda insists we play SSX Tricky
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>>13089536
I'll comply, but constantly ask where snake is.
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has this already been posted? it's surprisingly well done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqVVtaWd8Pw

i didnt even want to watch it, but then sat through the whole thing. man...
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pony needs your love
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>>13089573
>SSX Tricky
>not Cooking Mama
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>>13089579
congratulations

you posted it again
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>>13089548
She does not want to share?
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>>13089580
are you sure the said is not changeling in disguise
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>>13089580
But I already love pony!
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>>13089588
jokes on you, sucker. i'm just a lazy guy who hasn't read the thread!

bwahaeheffort
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>>13089345
why are you so perfect, anon
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>>13089580
I LOVE PONY THIS MUCH!
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>>13089577
Fucking snake players

GRENADE GRENADE MINES MINES UP SMASH
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I want to unf Applejack
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>>13089561
>Fridge.

...
Right
HAHA yes a fridge for my alcohol!
A THING I DO!
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>playing SR4 for 3.5 hours
>make a lot of progress
>game crashes
>all that progress is gone and time is wasted

WHAT THE FUCK WHY WEREN'T THERE ANY AUTOSAVES OR ANYTHING?!
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>>13089610
>implying Fox players are any better
>MUH PINNACLE OF SKILL
>MUH FINAL DESTINATION
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>>13089607
I can't be perfect, I'm not a pony.
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>>13089573
She pretty much IS Zoe. I'll allow it.
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>>13089617
isnt that why we're here
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>>13089617
You mean you'd just tell her "unf," or you'd, like unf while thinking about her?

I mean I can "awww yeahh" Britney Spears, I guess
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>>13089610

>GRENADE GRENADE

GRENADE
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Anyone here playing FFXIV?
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>>13089630

Are those background characters 2D?
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>>13089622
You've never chilled it? I mean granted reds are best at room temperature, but man

MAN
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>>13089645
they made more after the first one!?
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>>13089638
>walk up to Applehorse
>"UNF"
>walk away
>"What was that all about?"
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>>13089645
No because even though they had 4 phases they still cant get their shit together.
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pony got into the trash again
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>>13089649

you bet your ass they are, kiddo.
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>>13089650
I'M FUCKED UP!
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>>13089664
you mean the server crashes, or?
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>>13089626
Fun fact: Fox hasn't won a major smash tournament for years
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>>13089669
Give pony a punishment boop.
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>>13089676
what's fun about this fact
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>>13089623
It does have autosaves, or at least on PC. Have you verified your local files?

If you're on a console, well, shoot. Sorry.
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>>13089658
>ponies argue a bit
>decide that it's a standard human greeting
>ponies start greeting humans with "unf"
>catches on
>"unf" replaces other greetings in pony vernacular
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>>13089680
I dunno

Pinkie would find it fun
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>>13089674
Whatever works for you, just, I don't know

Try it with a chilled glass maybe
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>>13089675
They were "unprepared" to support the number of people on the servers.

Even though they knew how many accounts there were.

How many preorders there were

After 4 phases of testing load on the servers.

And having an MMO under their belt already.

I've come to the conclusion that Japan is decent at making technology but cant USE it at all.
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>>13089684
>animal crossing villagers
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Unf is just fun spelled a different way!
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>>13089678
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>>13089694
Eh, i'm just lazy because the fridge is downstairs and I would be fucked if I am icing my wine.
Only people with problems do that!
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>>13089699
>pinkie pie sings a song about unfing
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>>13089672
>kiddo
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>>13089701
>bonbon
>waifu

Bonbon hats you
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>>13089699
Hey pinkie you wanna go have some unf in that dark area by those bushes?
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>>13089696
Are you just upset that you didn't get into the server you wanted to? I'm not digging or looking to start an argument. I think the early access guys are actually beta testing the game for the launch. It's going to be a rocky few days
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>>13089684
> a second human arrives in Equestria
> tries to remain polite, believes it's some sort of PONY greeting and goes along with it
> the topic is finally broached by Celestia asking for the etymology of the phrase
> First Anon gets a stern talking to in private, phamplets are written
> The cool kids still use 'unf' but in their proper context
> UNF
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>>13089718
Nah I got the server I wanted and I've played quite a bit. I just know shitty service when I see it.
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>>13089716
>Bonbon hats you.
>Has a shrine dedicated to you in her closet.
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>>13089722
>pamphlets mysteriously disappear before they can be distributed
>this is almost as bad as when ponies thought the term for human was "niggerfaggot"
>they still do
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>>13089732
>she even went to zecora to learn how to make voodoo dolls
>she tries to use it to get you to love her
>it doesnt work
>but she keeps trying every night
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>>13089732
>It's part of a black magic ritual to bring death to you and your family
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>>13089728
do you know which servers are the happening servers? i've browsed the forums and figured out that there's a reddit server, and an i guess gamefaqs server. also a youtube server? that doesnt really make sense. is that like the server that pewdiepie will play on
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>>13089732
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>>13089743
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Hey!

Does anyone want a request?
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>>13089742
>anon dies
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>>13089750
pretty ponies playing pretty pony games fuck
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