High FashionGiven that you'd probably show up in Equestria wearing your ratty jeans and stained t-shirt, you better get used to whatever Rarity makes you.I hope you don't mind wearing gems,Old Pony: >>13058545
>>13064242please no more horses
>>13064242I actually really enjoy the feeling of being well dressed
>>13064271FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANTAND WHAT I WANT IS TWILIGHT
Did the requester ever see this?
>>13064262>>13064262tex read this post
>ratty>stainedMy jeans are brand new and my shirt is clean.>not having rarity make you SS uniforms
>>13064262Stream what?>>13064259There are ponies all around you.
>>13064292But that's not Twilight
>>13064294who was the requester?
>>13064294>Tfw if you turned into a pony this would be your first agenda
>>13064242This is good.I can weaponize the gems and hunt Everfree monsters.If they won't provide me with meat then I'll get it myself.
Horse needs an intervention.
>>13064303>There are ponies all around you
>>13064280This, and I would not mind wearing a black blazer if she uses onyx on it for the buttons.
>>13064303Maybe he wants to see you play FFXIV
>>13064276>people actually think that's what the campain was about
>>13064311Fuck you and your insistence on substrate-dependent intelligence, man.
>>13064303THERE AREN'T ANY PONIES IN MY HEARTEXPLAIN THAT
>>13064263That sounds gross.I'm only on 5 mg, it can't be that bad.>>13064312Oh hey I never eat any of that stuff anyway.
>>13064341You're loving a lieTwilight is gone to you
>>13064326>that gifI'm still impressed that they managed to capture the feeling of an anxiety attack so well.
>>13064337That looks like deviant art sonic grade shit
>>13064330How much dosh has she made anyway?
>>13064343Surely there's one pony in your heart.
>>13064378That sounds fatal.
>>13064368NoneIt's all going to charity
>>13064360Look, just because you're entitled to an opinion doesn't mean your opinion is right.
>>13064368do you have a source that says exactly if she's sold anything, or where any of the money's going, if there is any
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/why arent you cooking
>tfw no pony gf that listens to hip-hop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbRFcPrjCTg
>>13064378NopeThis pony is on my mind but not in my heartcomprende?
>>13064397anonfacts are not opinionsyou are free to love your twilight surrogate though
>>13064387Just be careful, if pony fully consumes your heart you become pony
>>13064404I got trapped in Goodsprings because there was a cloudburst and the road got washed out
Mewball what's your favorite homestuckJohn or karket
>>13064404i've gone past clicking
>>13064303the weeaboo game
>>13064412>hurr look at me my opinions are facts you can't argue with me anymoreSeriously? You're going there that soon?Alright then. How are we so certain that we aren't already programs running in a simulated world?
>>1306440436294 cps and counting
>>13064413I would make magical hands right away. How cool would that be? Fucking glowy magical forearms.I could rocket punch some motherfuckers.
>>13064366Dude, it's good art.If you're better, prove it. Otherwise you're just another dumb hater on the internet, like there's not enough of those.
>>13064340I've been employed as an engineer for less than a year and Dilbert already makes sense to me. It's horrifying.
>>13064441>cpsreporting to the fbi
>>13064436>durr prove that the truth isn't a lieAnonymous, really, I wish you the best with your simu-Twilight. It's not that bad a deal.
>>13064436Then how can I thouch this rock? Huh?
>>13064450welcome to hell
>>13064432I like this pony more than the others but she does not invade my heart like some sort of parasitePonies aren't supposed to take over your heartI'm sure your heart is an apple by now
I'm never gonna catch my breath
I want the disgusting transponyist to leave.
>>13064471BE A MARE
>>13064464What's wrong with it?
>>13064464>>13064445I have to assume he's joking unless what LK said is coming true
>>13064445Well everyone is entitled to an opinion no matter how retarded it is
>>13064436>Actually believes in solipism
>>13064413>white coat>brown mane with pink highlights>green eyes>marehow can i correct this
What a pathetic excuse for a male.All that boasting about human stamina, and you cum just from the smell of a mare in heat.
Do you even know who you're talking to I'm the best there ever was
>>13064433I don't think I can stream at a good enough quality and I'm sure there are other people who would stream this game.>>13064469You sayin' I like apples?
Is Natural Light the same thing as Natural Ice but with less calories
>>13064485>entitledPleaste take those /v/ cheap buzzwords away with you.
What would you say at Rainbow Dash's Roast?
>>13064436Well actually they've been searching for what's basically pixellation in quantum structuresSo far we've found one
>>13064497>being degraded by BonBon while she grinds her sex into your face
>>13064516this I can get behind
>>13064513*NONE, fuck, one letter changes a LOT
>>13064504Don't stream it. You are not allowed to stream until the official game launch.What server are you on. Excalibur here
>>13064491That's retarded and I'm not going to read it.World CANNOT be simulated. It is real because I feel so.
>>13064507entitled is not a buzzword, it's a normal word
>>13064524>>13064535NO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FRIEND
GET SOME NEW GODDAMN REACTION IMAGES YOU SACK OF SHIT TRIPFAGS GODDAMN
>>13064504I've never met an anon who likes apples more than youLikeAlmost borderline creepy
>>13064491It's absolutely possible for the whole world to simply run on some ever-lasting personal computer, really
>>13064501>pone = horseI never got thisIt's like human = chimp>My Little Human fanart in equestria has a small "realistic" subgenre composed entirely of pictures of sasquatches in human clothes
>>13064510> "Dash thought 'coming out QUIETLY' was wearing purple triangle earrings and playing a mixtape of Indigo Girls every time we went to McDonald's for school lunch break!"
>>13064436>>13064510I refuse to take that theory seriously on the basis that they believe life in general would ever reach a stage that it would be able to simulate a universe. And also that the theory came out after the matrix was made.
>>13064528>this austismsup sentinal
>>13064513>So far we've found oneWait what. Link?>>13064530>That's retarded and I'm not going to read it.much like your posting
>>13064543OH FUCK MY HEARTWHY IS SHE SO CUTE?
>>13064541EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>13064528Ultros.>>13064546When have I ever said that I like apples?
>>13064562Just saying, some people have been going around looking for streams to get people banned from the game.
>>13064551Ponies can breed with horsesHumans can't breed with monkeysdon't do it
>>13064513>pixelationPeople think the planck length is this and not just something so small that we can't predict what's going on anymore with our current model and knowledge
>>13064551except pone just looks like a tiny chubby horse and chimps look nothing like humans
>>13064537>bothering with grandmasThey're shit.
I mean, sure, that was an IMPRESSIVE loadAnd it tastes goodBut you're still pathetic
>>13064557>And also that the theory came out after the matrix was made.>DescartesBut you're wrong, anon.
>>13064574Y-you imply it and stuff...shut up baka
>>13064578But chimps and horses are disgusting assholes.
>>13064594If I draw you a new image will you promise to use it instead
>>13064497> She walked in just as you'd finished a 30-minute edging session, thick scents rolling off a set of stolen panites> Bon-Bon learns you have no refractory period and altogether capable of fucking for even longer after your first load> She's almost insensible after the first few minutes, beginning to mumble "s-sos-rrry" even as you grind your hips into hers, hilting in a way she's never felt before> Granted you cum inside of 6 minutes with all her wet hard winking but she'll never know the difference> God help you if you hadn't just came
>>13064605Descartes said that the universe is what we perceive, not that the universe is actually a simulation created by a higher lifeform for reasons we can't understand.
>>13064590Only stallions look like horses anon
>>13064578can these ponies breed with horses?lets find out
>>13064635I took philosophy once, Kierkegaard was a baller
Rainbow Dash in a dress that's too tight and she has to keep pushing the bottom of it back down with her hoof because it keeps riding up.
>>13064635What we perceive is determined by our brains. Our brains might be meat in a skull, they might be suspended in a tank and full of electrodes, they might even be extremely complex software. We don't have any way of knowing.
is there a fic where twily magically give anon a horsedick and then forces him to blow his own dick until he cums in his mouth
Interspecies is best.
>>13064676god I hope so.
>>13064676I sure hope so.
Pinkie Pie enjoys spiking random anon's food and drinks with ponification potion and while they're helpless in their new form she has a girly night of fun with them
>>13064692Pinkie is a bad pony.
>>13064692TOTALSLAVETO DONKEY DICK
>>13064648Probably not. These ponies don't even have the right hardware "down under".standard mammalian reproduction is a very broad term and doesn't necessitate what you think of as a penis and a vagina. stallions could very well spit sperm into a mare's belly button opening due to some crazy ass organ placement.
>>13064692>why do we keep coming here
>>13064741I ate one of those before. It's actually kinda good
>>13064733draw a thumb
>>13064608>Anon hugs Trixie>"Let the Great and Powerful Trixie down this instant!">"No.">She unleashes all her might and craft on to him>But for whatever reason it ont work>She tries to simply ply herself off but he's just to big>"P-please let go.">"Ok."He sets Trixie down on hte ground and pats her head>"Why did you let go that time?">"Because you used an actual magic workd"
>>13064718llamas just got really gross
>>13064718That's actually not "standard" mammalian reproduction; it's typically always penis-vagina unless you get some weird exploding penises or some such.That being said it's totally possible that pony expects to take the knot and may be disappointed when you have none to giveThen again, you are capable of reaching far in near the cervix with thrusts that no stallion could, and fingers to boot
>>13064669I don't know why that gif looks so shitty and is so large in size but small in dimensions
>>13064692Would someone please screencap that exchange from the last thread?I need it for Reasons
>>13064692>it wears off after the first few hours>it has to, the last guy attempted suicide 6 times after being turned into an earth stallion
>>13064746>>13064745What if pony was spider?Would you appreciate her saving you from all the flies?
>>13064774Pony has a penis in their mouth.
>>13064622>>13064669>>13064776Those tents are not necessary. Just the typical "pony does not expect a human to last so long~" crap.Certainly not enough to get worked up about dimensions or fidelity.
>>13064800Well.At least he doesn't fap in front of his turtle.
>>13064801Uh ... S-sure?What does this have to do with what they expect in bed?
>>13064799I'm chill with spiders. They also have a lot of protein
>>13064699She also enjoys listening to their moans and seeing their little hooves kick with every wave of pleasureShe doesn't turn them back either, instead letting the potion wear off she keeps feeding it to them until they become permanently ponyShe also lies to them and tell them that they only way they're turning back into humans is by slutting it up in Canterlot
>>13064812Really shitty oral.
>>13064782>he would've succeeded, but earth ponies can't die on equestrian soil.>sweetie belle is still in therapy for seeing his head flopping around by a flap of skin
>>13064784>those speech bubbleskill me
>>13064784SpikeDash is pretty hot
ok so since apparently nobody has any idea who that $50 commission person is...are there any horsefuckers that do 3d modeling and animation that want to be paid monies?
>>13064800Turtles are fucking mean, we used to blast the fuck out of this huge snapper with our pellet guns whenever it showed up under the bridge, it could snap your finger off like a matchstick
>>13064818>EATING SPIDERSYou monster.I bet you eat your other friends too.
>>13064830>the head wouldn't shut up about slutty mares>eventually they just sewed it on to a dead changeling and let anon be whatever he wanted to be>but with a stallion head
>>13064872I'm pretty sure that's not how you read a book twily
>>13064867Not really, if I see a spider on the wall and I know it's not harmful, I'll eat it. Only if I'm in the mood though
>>13064829So they expect to get or give really shitty oral?Both?
>>13064829Pone can suck cock like a pro
>>13064872>>13064835It's a really old comic by Callurili (probably misspelled) that's been edited to say thatHe generally does comics in Spanish and doesn't speak English that well
>>13064880well, too bad its not a normal book but a dark grimoure.. griemuorse? giremourne? a book of shadows for fuks sake
>>13064907I want to doit with Pinkie.
>>13064879OH GOD WORST PONY IS MULTIPLYINGAGAINWELL THEN TIME TO GO HUNTING CAUSE IT'S PINKIE SEASON
>>13064897>Stallionhead pinkie bouncing up and down on your cock, speaking in a deep, stallion voice
>Anon bodyswapped with his waifu>Unicorns can make other ponies aroused just by being aroused themselves>Pinkie turning anon's into slutty mares
>>13064881Your favorite pony will never love you, spider-eater.You fuck.
Hey, uhAnyone want to cap that hornjob from the last threadMy cap script is NOT working
>>13064932This is the weirdest thing to come out of MLPG.
What if your computer mouse was a tiny pony
>>13064981Pony better be compatible
>>13064974And the twilight arousal thing?
>>13065000Yes. Yes indeed.The curse of the witch-dyke is on us again.
APPLES APPLES APPLES
Anyone have a clue who wrote this? The word choice and flow are a little odd. It's like they kept trying to put backstory in the present narration and the perspective goes nowhere.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27874/1/xenophilia/the-confession(Also I guess later it gets into some porny stuff, so NSFW for you all at work)
Oh shit i'm sorry
>>13064981>middle mouse button aka the scroll is broken as fuckShe has a massacred head?
>>13065059Maybe you just aren't rubbing her belly enough
>>13065042>tfw pinkie hasnt slapped you in the face with her cock in over a week
>>13065059She is just a little off in the head is all.Like a screw is loose.
>>13065058Sorry for what?
>>13065073from the thumbnail I thought he was holding a shotgun with the barrel in his offscreen mouth
>>13062503>tfw accidentally merge layers so lineart is too dark in the end, ruining the value rangemy rage is endless, so i kinda just wrapped this updang this looks kind of uncomfortable
>>13065073I don't think he's using his Playstation Move correctly.
I wish I was with my waifu.
>>13065100holy hell that's adorableIt looks like they just fell asleep that way
>>13065073I can't live anymore!
>>13065111by the time i realized it was too latei don't even know how the layers merged in the first place
>>13065132There's a tiny pony virus in your system
>>13065051Supposedly it has origins in AiE, but the author just goes as anonauthor
>hanging out with gf>she points to a brony with a twilight plushie attached to his belt and laughs>I laugh with her and call him a loser>she brings up that she's seen every episode with her little sister and calls Twilight: "Twilight Mirror">tell her it's Twilight Sparkle, I know because my friend is autistic>"I'm glad you're not into that shit">"Ya, it's for fags and spergs"THE BEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD OFFENSEshe later found a bunch of plushies in a candy store and I named all of them. She might know
sunkist > fantatwizzlers > red vinescheetos > cheese puffs
>>13065142Would you delete a tiny pony virus?
>>13065144I guess, but Jesus. I can understand a few asides but I'm hearing every single thing about every single sub-species and throwing back and forth all around the recent past of this Anon and the main characters. It's more than a little distracting.It's like reading Lord of the Rings when it wanders off into geneology.
>>13065150yeah, she knows
>>13065150>gfI absolutely don't believe you.
>>13065154> Red Vines> less than plastic red dick TwizzlerYou shut your whore mouth, Anon.
>playing CS:GO>get a drop>check my inventory, the game is offering to let me sell it for $3 real moneyWe live in a strange new world of video games. I'm not sure if I like it, but it's clear there's no going back. MMO elements and the resultant concept of persistent value have infiltrated games thoroughly and completely.
>>13065142what does a tiny pony virus do exactly?
>>13065132you could have misclicked ctrl+e instead of ctrl+s in the process. it happens sometimes
>>13065157I don't have to, my Norton Anti-Pony™ will do it for me
>>13065150>TONIGHT, ON MLPG: stuff that has never happened
>>13065161Half of the story's appeal and popularity is owed to it's world building.
>>13065150Anon, that mare isn't and wasn't realYou're hallucinatingYou have no girlfriend
>>13065163Funny thing: we're not all 14-year-olds online any more. An increasing proportion of borderline-functional people are on this and other boards.It's entirely possible he has a GF, though I suppose taking him at his word alone is also a little silly.
>>13065167Dude don't complainyou got $3 for playing a game
>>13065100goddamn that's adorable
>>13065150and then the bus driver stood up and started ovations
>>13065019shit my capper isn't working either
>>13065194What about Printscreen?
>>13065150Nothing about this story is believableThe characterization, "Twilight Mirror," casually bringing up that she's seen every episode randomlyI don't think you tried at all
>>13065167>my backpack in tf2 is worth almost 200 dollarsI could get something nice with that
>>13065142oh nooooooo>>13065170possible i supposeoh well, i didnt even really plan on coloring this anyway. and its not totally ruined or anything, its just worse and the mood is broken
Question:How can I make $200 in 7 hours?
>>13065188I'm not complaining, I just find the concept of a game company endorsing and embracing the secondary market for in-game items with such shameless zeal very foreign.
>>13065173>have Avast! Anti-Pony>middle of the night>"PONY DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED"
>>13065179Well sure, but you can world build through character narration and brief asidesAs it is I'm reading like okay they're on the hill no wait I guess he's mentioning like every time he's touched her special wing no-no zone no wait now we're talking about BO uh okay okay now they're back on the hillAnd that's an abridgement.I don't know, I shouldn't be expecting David Brin. I'll keep going.
>>13065212Mow a lot of lawns.
>>13065212Not ask on a pony board
>>13065199Is that you?Hahaha your haricut is so fucking girly
>>13065212WellHow willing are you to be an escort for an older gentleman?
>>13065212Suck a few dicks?Get a decent job?
>>13065212Prostitution. Alternatively, take a $400 commission and have them pay half up front.
>>13065212Whore yourself out on the streets.
>>13065212well if you weren't a talentless fuck I'd suggest taking commissions
>>13065167I've sold about $40 of trading cards on steamI've spent only $600 on my steam catalog for like 300 gamesI would have only been able to buy 5 games on a console for that. 8 if I didn't go to EB Games
>>13065216A lot of the story goes on tangents like that.The only part where it isn't as prevalent is the lewd parts.
>>13065212Mow my neighbor's lawn 5 times in a row with two hours worth of breaks in between.
>>13065212Sell blood, sell off some books, go down to the Home Depot and wait with the other day laborers and hope for a guy to call you with the other fellas.How very badly do you need this money in seven hours?
>>13065217>>13065229No I mean like, right now. As in tonight.
>>13065199>tfw even someone on MLPG has a gf
>>13065212beg on tumblr
>>13065215>Anti-pony>wake up>theres a pony quarantined>looks up at you with big pony eyes>Action: Delete?
>>13065238yeah me toowho the fuck is buying those cards?
>>13065212Work a job that pays 28 dollars an hour
>>13065247Suck a few dicks.
>>13065212blow a thousand dicks
>>13065199wow anon you look kinda femininehave you considered trapping?
>>13065212Why do you need $200 in 7 hours?
>>13065247Prostitution/horrible load companies
>>13065248I used to have one that was into ponies tooWe even shared the same sentiments on bronies and what not
>>13065216>>13065241Holy shit what is even going on here
>>13065212Get an bridging loan like a normal person you idiotIf you were smart you would already have a credit card for this reason
>>13065249No that's a dumb idea.>>13065262Well it's not something I need, but it'd be kinda nice if I could pull it off somehow.
>>13065273>trusting credit cards>2013You poor, deluded fool.
>>13064824AJ learns what pinkie is doing to those poor poor anon'sShe gives her a cold scolding for not telling her about it earlierShe takes the ponification potion from Pinkie and decide to bake it into some apple pieslater that that AJ and Mac had some fun with recently ponified anon's
>>13065248yeah, rediv does
>>13065275Can't you just get a tumblr friend to loan it to you for a little bit of interest?
>>13065273>wanting a credit cardAre you fucking mental
http://i.imgur.com/Skd5ejr.jpgignoring the guy eating shit, i never realized how far down the ass the tail dock is. i have been drawing it waaaaay too high.
>>13065282>Not paying for everything with NFC
>>13065150>>13065199>"I'm glad you're not into that shit">"Ya, it's for fags and spergs">THE BEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD OFFENSEI bet she's a horsefucker too and she thinks the same thing. As in, she's also calling it retarded just so you don't think less of her.
>>13065284Where are all of these naive anons coming from?
>>13065294Couldn't you have used another image though?
>>13065275Look, if it's not something like rent or bills or something life-threatening, who cares. You didn't get it.
>>13065261Ya, here's a pic of me trapping public
>>13065294>ignore the guy eating shitAnonhow
>>13065207i hope you didnt count weapons and crates bud
>>13065275>No that's a dumb idea.no it isn't
>>13065275goddammit nanaki is it that new wolf/horse combo dildofuck i know it is
girls would rather fuck a dog than you.
>>13065320I'd just smelt all of the weapons down to what they are worthI don't keep crates
would anyone be interested in a movie stream?i was thinking spirited away
>>13064940Fluttershy would understand, circle of life and all
>>13065319>he doesn't know how to ignore things>on 4chan of all the places
>>13065292>Get low fee/high interest credit card>Put nothing on it or just buy groceries and pay it back in the interest free period>It establishes your credit rating and you have emergency cash at a much better rate than a bridging loan
>>13065332You need to watch wayne's world for once in your life mewball
>>13065332what about porco rosso?
>>13065329It's not anybody's fault but God that dogs are so damn sexy.
>>13065329well there's always the options of fucking a guy
>>13065306Yeah, it's not that important, it's just something I've been pining after since I was a kid. Weh.>>13065328Ew no.
>>13065299Well it's like they can't decide whether this is limited third perspective or some roving camera, because later on there's internal monologue / thought from both "Lero" and Dash.And for some reason in the midst of their first (and errant) kiss he take aside to discuss pony anatomy -- and by that I mean like Equine A&P credit stuff.I can't figure out what the Hell is his person's game.
>>13065307You have broad hips for it but your shoulders, arms, and face are too manly, and your tits look like they're made of socks.You should have considered staying a man with that build.7/20
>>13065332no i already saw that choose something else
>>13065338There's other ways to establish credit
>>13065348guys would also rather fuck a dog than you.
>>13065349Something on eBay I'm assuming?What is it exactly?
>>13065328Every time I see her teeth I want to puke
>>13065349Oh just cough up. What are you goosing after? A full 1980's-era Millenium Falcon LEGO set?
>>13065349Childhood dream objects? Now I wanna know.
>>13065329If I would rather fuck a dog, does that make some women inadequate?Dog pussy is really tight and warm. Not as good as horse though.
THE REMOVAL SERVICE IS HERE
>>13065361I bet it has something to do with thomas the train
>>13065360i know for a fact that's not true
>>13065341whats it about>>13065342strammed that already>>13065357well alrighty then
>>13065356> that's too mannishWhat the fuck are you huffing? Until I wrapped my lips around a cute little penis I"ve have almost no clue.
>>13065374>whats it aboutNothing, almost.
>>13065307and another of me trapping in the woods
>>13065328She looks sobritish
>>13065349you are a terrible liar nanaki i know you will buy two of them
>>13065374Two basement dudes who run a cable network get put onto primetime and some other stuffYou could google it you know
>>13065387> horse-wolf dildoUh
>...met a girl, crazy for me...
>>13065383Man shoulders still killing it.
>>13065341>wayne's worldilu anon
>>13065399>fluttershy joins pinkie in songs when she is drunksomeone draw it
>>13065366>>13065367>>13065361Yahoo Japan, actually.It's a limited edition Tamagotchi that was only distributed at some concert. Along with it having unique packaging and shell color, it also has a bunch of stuff programmed into it that isn't on any other Tamagotchi.There were only about 3000 made; very few went into circulation online after, and there's only one left on some online shop. $150 would cover the thing itself, and $50 would take care of international shipping.
>>13065383Here's me trapping near the Puget Sound
>>13065432Hmm.Well, do you really want to spend $200 on electronics that are already well past the normal sunset for electrolytic degredation, or do you want to see if someone's ripped the ROM?
>>13065437>horseteethanon are you turning into a pone
>>13065432okay that is rad as fuckbut yeah you're screwed
>>13065432wow, what a huge waste of money
>>13065432Oh god that's hilarious, I'm sorry
>>13065432>200$ for thatWeren't you having money problems?Holy shit, your mother was right
>>13065432I am actually fucking disgusted in youWhy did you even waste our time with this shit
>>13065437That's nice, Anon. I'm glad you're comfortable and pass well.That puts you ahead of a lot of gender-divergent people.
>>13065462Your BF's room reeks of faggotry and guitars are for tryhards.
>>13065437trapanon, watch out for that entropy next to you
>>13065462ur tryan to trick me
>>13065480>guitars are for tryhards
>>13065462It's kind of ironic that the only way to prove to strangers on the internet that you have a girlfriend is to post images of her on the internetBecause if she ever finds out you've been posting images of her on the internet, she will stop being your girlfriend.
>>13065443Dash is missing a wing.
>>13065480>room>implying I don't live in my own apartment
>>13065432>Makes tumblr post about his mother freaking out over him spending money on useless shit.>Everyone freaks out.>Things calm down.>"I am blowing all this cash on this digpet!">"I LEARNED MY LESSON!"
>>13065432Holy hell, I am frivolous with my money and waste it on inane shit, but that's retarded even by my standards.
>>13065447Ah well.>>13065445I've already tried that, it hasn't been ripped.>>13065451It's fine, like I said, it's not a huge issue if I can't get it. Just wishful thinking, I guess.
Hey, I also need a large amount of money.What do?
>>13065512>that image is 6 months oldIt feels like forever ago.
>>13065512Don't worry, no one actually takes him seriouslyNanaki is to our lives as what Jar Jar Binks was to Star Wars
>1992>"Honey look, our beautiful baby boy is born!">"Yes, dear, I shall raise him to be the best man he could ever aspire to be">2013>>13065432
>>13065534Steal an ATM
>>13065527I will never stop being fucking baffled at how awful you arethat shit with your mom was hilarious and now this
>>13065534Draw something and get Nanaki to pay you for it.
>>13065527Let's put it this wayYou could spend 200 on something you have no idea if it works or notOr something you need
I don't know if the Anon who kept telling me to see this saw this.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13065504That's classified. How did you know that?
>>13065551hahathat took me a second
What are some fun appsI have no clue what you can download on these things
>>13065560IS THAT A CAT?!
>>13065561Applejack told meShe can't tell a lie, you see
>>13065551Who is in the covers?
>>13065538>implying his father hadn't skipped town 8 months ago
>>13065546Well of course it still works, it's still tabbed and in its original packaging.>>13065551Oh my fuck. 10/10
>>13064242Better make me look amazing.
>>13065593Well how old is it? Electronics don't last forever, even in packaging
>>13065587Andrew Luck.Just wanted to imly that Mac loves him some Colts.http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com/post/59171157516/random-anon-tells-you-to-make-a-loss-comic
>>13064292>robot twilightBy posting that, you have unwillingly summoned me from the depths of sleep to say unto you...Unf.
>"Honey look, our beautiful baby boy is born!">"Yes, dear, I shall raise him to be the best man he could ever aspire to be"
>>13064292pls dont ever post robo twilight again
>>13065616Vinyl is best socks.
>>13065616> standoffish pony in knee-high socksUNF
>>13065632Dash won't be doing stuff like that anymore now that twilight is bigger than her.
My love for Vinyl Scratch is no secret... there's more where that came from.
>>13065605Well it was made in 2004. I have Tamagotchis from that year and older but they still work fine.The plastic tab keeps the battery from hitting the contacts, so if the battery's corroded, it would just need a little cleaning and then function good as new.>>13065560Because you fantasize about her being perfect, Anon.
Ponies are capable of laying on their backs and righting themselves after the fact unlike horses, so contrary to MLPG's shitty "humans are amazing at pony sex" fanons, ponies could definitely hilt all 7 inches of that equine phallus.Pegasi and levitating unicorns could get really creative and thrust really hard, even.
>>13065643That's true, Twilight IS getting bigger... she's aging slowly... they grow up so fast (tear)
>>13065662What ponies had plush toys of you, anon?
>>13065643Only a little bigger.I cannot tell you how much I want to write one of the main six realizing they REALLY have a thing for bigger/stronger ponies, if only by degreesFluttershy nearly passes out from cumming each night thinking about rubbing Twilight's overlarge cunt
>>13065675What if*, even.
>>13065675Lyra would have life sized plushies then
>>13065675Only the silliest ones
>>13065662does it have a pocket
>>13065665Well, ultimately it's your call, but until your finances improve such you CAN drop it on a will, I wouldn't. It's waited this long, it could wait a bit longer.
>>13065666You're forgetting hands though satin.
>>13065662don't remind me
>>13065701can you please stop changing your tripcode?
>>13065665Well then it sounds alrightIf you don't have the money and you'd have to marathon commissions to get it, I personally don't think it would be worth it
>>13065691>lyra, why does this blob of cloth weigh 300 pounds?>it's not a blob of cloth, bonbon! it's my anon plushie!>then uh, where's the head? or the arms? or the legs?>hold on, let me find it. it's somewhere in here>URKFUCK>oh god bonbon i'm sorry>i'll get it off of you>WHY DOES IT HAVE A DILDO STICKING OUT OF IT
What if your child was a flaming faggot?
>>13065721you dont understand, she's kind of a big deal
>>13065683god I would love to read something like thatlike if Twilight was able to physically overpower Rainbow or Applejack with her new larger sizeor they can't help but to fantasize too
>>13065717Don't be sad redivIt's not that great anyway
>>13065628>>13065727Which one, MLPG?The handy child, or the magical child?
>>13065709Sure, why not?
>>13065727I'd be more concerned by the hooves
>>13065727Constantly complain that I have no son.
>>13065683Sounds hotSize differences are one of those things that are hot at every level from subtle to ridiculous
>>13065742the good one >>13065727
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNNi4P_Tc70>tfw two posts are on here.I need to stop blackout posting...
>>13065727that would be gr8
>>13065751>the crown isn't also plushDAMMIT OBAMA
>>13065751i would sell my soul for this i need it i am in painit costs over a grand though theres no way
>>13065767People still make these?
>>13065769Anon, that is fucking silly.
>>13065767Why are they still making these?
>>13065742Creepy four legged kidI'll name him ballmew
>>13065748My plushie would be their cuddleslut
>>13065783If I'm dropping a thousand on a plush toy that is worthless in the real world then I want a plush crown dammit
>>13065767ten fucking minutes of inane /mlp/ posts
>>13065776jesus christ that expensive?
>>13065730I was thinking more like they all have fantasies of submission, to greater or lesser degreesAt least in Rarity's case seeing that wonderful profile and crop makes her want to run her hooves EVERYwhere, followed closely by the tip of her snout and sweet soft kissesLord knows it's the best way to memorize every facet for the royal functions to followAnd there's a low slow burning that comes to her when she thinks of that long slender tail raising just for herIt's become bad enough she's had to excuse herself to the bathroom at work hours to take care of a growing wetnessIt may have something to do with the new mannequin she installed in one cornerIt's perfect"S-so p-perfect," she groans every two or so hours as she gushes around a dainty hoof.
>>13065778>>13065788Hell if I know why.This one seems to be him sucking his own dick to be honest.But the end is TOTALLY worth it.
>>13065633nuh uh! Panko is best socks hoss
>>13065723I guess so...I've saved up a lot and managed to get into a pretty cheap school nearby, and I helped my brother pay for some of his college stuff. But to really get by, you have to learn to do without, right?>>13065767>AVGN opening...seriously?
>>13065807pls writei know you want to
>>13065830The cost of books nearly made me shit my pants and made me also cancel a trip back homeSo sometimes doing without will pay off hopefully
>>13065840Better save up then
>>13065840>starting at 900>smilingmerchant.png
>>13065830>...seriously?You expect anything less?
>>13065840What ifsomeone bought it for youwhat would you do for that person
>>13065840>that filenameWhat program do you use to capture screenshots that does that? Or do you just keyboard mash the filename?
>>13065840You know she's making well over $800 in profitThere are master painters that are paid less. Because they don't paint pictures of ponies.
>>13065840Ouch I feel for ya though her plushes are quality though
>>13065840I could be your cadence plushOur parents will never find out
>>13065840Wow what the fuckIs there any reason why?
>>13065855>booksUgh.UUUUUUUUGH.Thanks for reminding me.Fuck, the plastic egg can wait.
>>13065807Chistery, either you've had too much or not enoughI forget how it works with youBut you haven't had the right amount
>>13065840look for another plushie makerwhite-dove is really really popular
For those of you who've watched it, did anyone notice that they used the Wilhelm Scream in equestria girls?
>>13065872800 dollars for 4 booksI wanted to throw them back at her and flip the fuck out
>>13065868thats just with materials anonif you factor in the hours she could spend at a real job for people of her skill level, it's closer to $500 extra dollahs she wouldn't make normallybut a less steady income
>>13065894why is Lyra so mad?
>>13065848Sorry, need to get to bed.It may be worth exploring later.
>>13065883But you're not gonna find one of that quality though
>>13065865Someone already bought her a plush though
Would you eat an apple a pony stepped on?
>>13065893I am incapable of not noticing the Wilhelm scream.
>>13065865anything probably>>13065867gyazo>>13065868>>13065871because she knows people will pay for it. if people pay for it they can make the price anything, no matter how ridiculous>>13065883yeah, I got a few
>>13065913>yeah, I got a fewpost them
I HAVE A TRIPCODE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!
>>13065894>$800>4 booksFuck, it takes a MONTH for me to take that kind of money.Did you try downloading them for free?Or try getting them second hand?
>>13065910No. Unless you have hoof fetish.
>>13065913Oh I asked because BCS filenames have the same structure too
>>13065922there's pony-fuhrer, don't know what he'd set for prices or if he's up for commissions at the moment
>>13065913>anythingMewball you know what you must do
>>13065906no one has anon>>13065922they havent been made yet silly
>>13065927Motherfucking grants paid for themJust barely.
>>13065790that buttcrack is splitting her in half jesus christ
>>13065941I thought you got a plush from an anon
>>13065944jfc that almost took away the appeal of that facesitting picalmost
>>13065892you w0t m8>>13065905eh, you never knowmaybe not quite as good but $900+ for a horse plushie you will probably not do anything with? fuck to the no>>13065939b-but i want to go to bronycon
>>13065912It made me lol when I heard it. Didn't think they would use it in mlp.There's also a ton of people wondering what the fuck is the winhelm scream.
>>13065965You can either go to bronycon or get the perfect shot at the rediv pussyYou decide
>>13065965bronycon was a big disappointment last time aroundWell maybe because I'm not an artist but still
>>13065913>anything probablyEven anal secks?
>>13065893I hunt for it in every movie
>>13065943Aw man, lucky break.Most of my books are are literature books instead of textbooks, most go between $2 - $5. There just happens to be a whole lot of them.
>>13065941sometimes i wish i really was heir so i could buy you the plushhellbuy everyone i know everything
Mewball pls draw karkat hugging pone
>>13065840Obligatory recommendation for SpaceVoyagerNot cheap but nowhere near as expensive
>>13065965Make double on commissions, pay for bronycon and get that rediv pussyyou know it was meant to be
>>13065871>implying $900 isn't a ridiculously cheap price for a pony plushie
>>13066015That looks like fucking shit and someone paid $5k for it?
>>13066015>5k gets you spaghetti mane
>>13065998you'll always be my heir
>>13066015>$5k for a poorly put together plushA fool and his money...
>>13066015That one was life size.
>>13066006>http://spacevoyager.deviantart.com/art/Pinkie-Pie-373935538Oh my god
>>13066015>$4900...shit, I need to learn how to make plush ponies.
>>13066000now is that karkat hugging a pone, or a pone that has the sole function of hugging karkat (a karkat hugging pone)
>>13066029>I'll pay you to finish that
>>13066029>le conspiring hands.gif
Which one and how soft?
>>13065980>>13065980>13065980>>13065980>>13065980I may consider.I have spare 3400
>>13066043why are ponies so cute
>>13066039Only to the highest bidder.
>>13065975>>13066010pls>>13065976id like to go at least once to meet people
>>13066043Tax evasion is no joke, Pinkie
>>13066048>>13066073do it anon
>>13066036That was a while ago though when the demand was much higher than the supply.
>>13066048>>13066073is it happening?
>>13066057Years of genetic engineering.
>>13066067At the most you'd meet like a few anons and any other contributorsAnd a horde of people asking to draw their oc
>>13066048Or you could spend that money on getting a girlfriend that would actually like it when you fuck them
>>13066046she's so slimhe's so much bigger than her
>>13066067Extort as much as you can from commissions and make it happenHell, I might even buy one.
>>13066088Who engineered the ponies?
>>13066032Is that a good "oh my god"?
>>13066073Not sure if serious.city?
>>13066093that's kind of what i'd like to do meet some frensmaybe make some dosh if i could manage to make some good prints, although the plane tickets are murder>>13066097that's the plan, but i have to see how much time i have with collegei'm betting its not going to be a lot
>>13066094Or you can be the man to claim the one we all lust for
Naked pony butts
>>13066129there's plenty of time to do shit in college as long as you actually do things instead of fret about doing them
>>13066135>Lusting over RedShe isn't even pretty
>>13066143what if im an engineer
>>13066138Spread, squishy, smooth pony butts
>>13066144Yeah but she's a girl who humors us and tolerates our existanceThat's way more than what the usual anon is used to
>>13066148Manage your time well and start project early, trust me you will have plenty of time to pony pony.
>>13066144It's a sausage fest in hereThe desperate are going to lust over anything that looks like a grill
>>13066144I think she's pretty.
>here's the plushie, red>so i guess we have to have sex>yeah>i'll just take off my clothes then>red>yes?>i'm not getting a boner. can you grow a penis, please?>why did you even do this if you were gay?>i thought you had a dick.
>>13066118I didn't know Discord had the pecs and torso of a human.
>>13066148You're only just starting college right?Even as an engineer, you will have plenty of time.
>>13066135Please don't speak for me, faggot.
>>13066165Dude's as /fit/ as he wants to be man
>>13066167Are you at least going to wine and dine her?
>>13066165It's discord, TexDo you need a guide book and a let's play to get an explanation
>>13066158They lust over anything that has a hole. It's embarrassing even posting in the same thread as them.
>>13066166The first years are actually the most stressful ones
>>13066176They lust over that trap that posts on /unf/ and that's pretty disgusting
>>13066176we have a real man over here guys!
>>13066154>>13066161>>13066166yeahthis is nice to hear. i was afraid i would have no time to draw
>>13066187I just like his tiny cute cock
>>13066188lol look at this fag not being desperatewow what a real man xD loser
>>13066196epic win xd
>>13066186Well then I'd better get started
>>13066187I seriously wish he'd take it to /soc/.
>>13066196The first person to start ironically shitposting is the loser
>>13066191As a fair warning though, if you ever even worry slightly or have even the most minor trepidations, see your teachers with your questions ASAP. it will make all the difference in the world.
>>13066186>dash describes anon's penis
>>13066191Engineer huh.You like it? You think you'll enjoy engineering?
>he likes creamy peanut butter
>>13066203The first person to unironically respond to ironic shitposting is the biggest loser.Congratulations. You win.
>>13066207>unf>and then what did I do?
>>13066218you're so alpha anon
I'd rediv but I can already see that she has expensive tastesI like money
>>13066204yeah, i definitely plan on itim both excited and nervous as fuck but i feel like its going to be a great experience>>13066213the only thing know is i'm good at math relative to other american my age and engineers have jobsalso i like computers
>>13066235>tfw fucking terrible at math
>>13066213You are in the hub of autism, that goes hand in hand with engineering man
>>13066220Then Dash went home and became a family pony.
>>13066239>he doesn't post here>lets drag this shit to the general
>>13066242>tfw great at math, but only if it's all letters and no large amounts because you're fucking slow at calculations
>>13066242>>13066235>tfw hate maths>tfw Engineering student>tfw studying for maths midterm right nowWhich uni and what course?
>>13066233she's actually a really nice girl
>>13066235Well don't be afraid to change majors if you really want to. That was basically how I felt going into college too.
>>13066246>Dash gets pregnantOh yes, do go on
>>13066246She and anon had many children and they loved them very muchEven though only one was able to function in society due to being the single satyr out of seven abominations, three of which killed themselves before reaching adulthood
>>13066252comp sciid rather not say
>>13066253I wouldn't knowIt's hard to keep a conversation with herLike most contributors
>>13066252You have midterms right now?
>>13066265What language are you starting with?
>>13066265>comp sci>Engineeringu wot
>>13066265Heads up, take some time now to learn Autocadit will be super helpfull to know
>going to college>2013
>>13066279>AutoCAD>For comp sciDude what
>>13066287he said he was gonna do engineering earlier
>>13066281>Wanting to only work in blue collar jobs
>>13066279>Autocad a computer scienceAnon that's so much bullshit
>>13066278>engineers that don't understand basic algorithms and computer programming>successful
>>13066246I would rub that bellyI would rub it for days
>>13066293>wanting to work
>>13066285ill glass ya cunt
>>13066299Why would you want to rub a pony's belly?
>>13066274C>>13066278the official title is "computer science and engineering"some EE classes in there and it's under the engineering departmentmakes sense to me
>>13066301Go away, you hat us.
>>13066298But computer science isn't engineering
>>13066308>CGood starting language for teaching the fundamentals
>>13066293>choosing between a wage slave without prestige and debt and a wage slave with prestige and debt>not only working so you can earn enough money to depart from society and become pleasantly self sufficient
>>13066281>being NEET>no self respect>physical appearance in the shitterwhy would you want this
>>13066310>Engineering is the application of scientific, economic, social, and practical knowledge in order to design, build, and maintain structuresYes it is.
>>13066309She hats me more than she hats you
>You will never get the shit beaten out of you by warrior poneWhy do I even go on
>>13066315>implying everyone who goes to college is in debt afterSome of us go for free you know
>>13066315>debtNot everyine is murrikan
>>13066306I thought ponies were made for rubbing
>>13066322>tfw he's ded
>>13066281I get to learn to do what I've always wanted to do.Feels good, man.
>>13066328They can do other things as well.
>>13066320>structuresmost people still consider structures to be physical objects, though they can be other sorts as well, for example societal structures which then are influenced by "social engineering"
>>13066102The military. The evidence lies in naming patterns. Military projects have a tendency towards odd two-word pairs, like "Starfish Prime". The ponies have just been operating independently for so long that those old codenames have evolved into things like "Pinkie Pie" or "Twilight Sparkle".
>>13066325I wish I could go to a nice country and take advantage of their cheap education, but immigration is expensive and I don't think they'd take kindly to some american barging in saying "GIVE ME COLLEGE YUROPOORS"
>>13066333let him rest.
>>13066335Why don't you just learn it on your own rather than pay money to do so?
>>13066343Well maybe you shouldn't be a dick eating hamburgers when you go there
>>13066308Is it computer science and computer engineering or computer science and 'engineering'If you know what I mean>>13066301Ye cunt I'll take ya. come down to Broadie shopping centre and I'll sho ya what's what
>>13066347Because it's easier to enjoy life if I'm payed to do what I enjoy
>>13066339Do they know how lewd they're being
>>13066343There are many programs for this kind of stuff, at least where I live.
>>13066347>Pay to learn>Learn>Get paid to doOR>Work some shitty job>Spend your tiny amount of spare time learning
>>13066332which pony would be mastermind
>>13066359They aren't being lewd, anon, it's you.
>>13066352I could be nice as hell and still be a foreigner.Why would any institution accept me, someone who fled from a shithole to leech off a country they have no ties to?>>13066362Where is this and how do Igo there?
>>13066347because you need the college to prove that you know it so someone will pay you for your knowlege
>>13066310>all engineering must be related to the built environment
these fillies are for sexuallyprove me wrong
>>13066369I don't know...
>>13066355no its legit computer engineering
>>13066370>assuming that everyone is as cold, heartless, and irrational as americansAmericans are the unhappiest fucks on the planet I swear
>>13066347That would be rather difficult.
>>13066370By not being a dickPeople will always have stereotypes
BUCK starting in about 30 minutes, although it's safe to assume that they're late. First off it's the opening ceremonies, in 1.5 hours brony musician panel
>>13066384>here's your plane pony and a guide book, good luck
>>13066368Well if Angel is in Monobear's place, then...
>>13066372not necessarily. medical instruments are still engineering
I was bulk ordering candy on Amazon at 4:30 AM for no reason and this was in the list of suggestions.
>>13066400oohI want some pieces of her Reeses~
>>13066320>>13066372Computer Science isn't engineering unless you want to completely abuse EnglishComputer, Network and Software engineering are obviously engineering
>>13066400I laughed pretty hard
>>13066382False, that tittle goes to the sad fucks in botswanahttp://www.happyplanetindex.org/data/
>>13066400Those dresses are hot
>>13066416*Unhappiest fucks in the developed world
>>13066400It must be hard to wear the Good & Plenty dress without implying you're a giant slut.
>>13066408Computer science isn't engineering, that's true, but any computer scientist that doesn't learn how to program properly is a retard.
>>13066394I'd totally go for it if it was with plane pones.
>>13066370Germany, just look up some universities, most of them accept foreign students
>>13066421the european nations are not even much higher scorringThe high scoring places are all bumfuck poor.
>>13066408There's no such thing as a pure computer science degree, because that's useless in the real world. All so called "computer science" degrees put a strong emphasis on software engineering, and all computer scientists have to understand software engineering.
>>13066408CS and software engineering courses are almost identical
I'm going to marry Twilight.
>>13066434What if there's only one plane pony leftAnd I'm in front of you in line
What sort of antagonists do you guys wanna see in season 4? Besides the ones already confirmed.
>>13066436EU universities tend to charge full, unsubsidised fees to non EU students.
>>13066448Good for you, she is worst pony anyway.
>>13066438Because video games
>>13066438It doesn't make sense when microsoft business tactics have netted them all the worthwhile support and most of the market>people too dumb to install an OS>only alternative OSes to install not ready for the public until 2010+>windows default on every prebuilt>kids trained to use windows in schoolBrilliant fucking business 10/10 perfect storm
>>13066461you can't prove that
>>13066451A giant cock that walks on it's balls and uses it's pubic hair like evil rape tentacles.
>>13066460Would he go bananas when he lost
Do it while I'm away, eh?
>>13066441>>13066408there's usually two different degrees, actually. One under the science department, one under engineering.the one under science is typically worse or less rigorous
>>13066472Does the mustache go inside it?
>>13066465Blame Apple for not setting up a deal with IBMThen we would have at least had people using *NIX like systems instead of the clusterfuck of Windows
Fine by me
>>13066449Push you into the prop.
>>13066465>tfw most if not all new computers come with Windows 8ugh I need a new one soon and they all come with that shit.
>>13066488>not building your own computer
>>13066476No, you can't fit a mustache in it, it's a parade helm I believe
>>13066457I know that there are only two states in Germany that still charge tuition fees, and even then it's only 500€ per semester
>>13066477Think of the freedom, anon. The clusterfuck of windows will eventually encourage everyone that can't afford a macbook to switch to free nixen.If everyone had a mac linux would die faster than BeOS
>>13066498Then what is the mustache armor guarding?
>>13066496laptopsand that fucking secure efi
Alright I've finished the Equestrian monster.The dreaded White Gazebo found deep within the Everfree forest, though it has been found to wonder hill tops and vast meadows venturing outwards across the world. One of the reasons that this creature is gargantuan is due to it constantly growing like a plant of some sort. Like plants they feed on the nutrients from the soil and water, though the Gazebo's have been known to eat creatures that crawl inside it's hollow shell.A unique trait to this creature is that at night it secretes a glowing white sap from it's bark like skin. The sap in which is secreted is to attract bugs and other insects to the light and be absorbed into the specimen.This is where the name The dreaded White Gazebo finds it's name origin.
>>13066488But what's wrong with it?Windows 8 is superior performance wise to Windows 7.The only bad thing about it is Metro which is shit but you can almost disable it completely with free programs
>>13066503It's not supposed to be guarding anything, it's ceremonial.
>Rainbow Powerthe fuck is thisthe fuck is that on your wing, Dash?
>>13066509You can get laptops with no OS, you just have to look a bit harder
>>13066477*blame apple for not sticking with PowerPCPPC was glorious. x86 a shit.
>>13066496laptops mateI need portability in my cramped life
>>13066510It looks clumsy and lumbering
>>13066500My uni charged around 1700 Euro a year, which is reasonable, but non EU students had to pay like 20 000 or something. I dunno, maybe it's just different in Germany.
>>13066477You know that apple's OS is even more restrictive than windows, right
>>13066510It's kinda stupid
>>13066488Windows 8 is not fundamentally different to 7 and Vista. There's just a lot of crap and FUD on the internet about it because change makes nerds uncomfortable.But if you're going to use Windows 8 as an excuse to try Linux, by all means do so. It's good to try new things, and you might like it.
>>13066511The UI still remains total shit. It was enough for me to use Visual Studio 2013 for an hour to get completely sick of the shitty UI where you have no idea where panels and buttons begin and end. If you like the UI, good for you, but I'm not updating my windows until they either get rid of it or I'm absolutely forced to by new standards that have no support in 7, which won't happen for a couple of years.
>>13066528>ImplyingRISC a fucking shit for large cores
>>13066543Why change from 7 to 8 if it's not fundamentally different?
>>13066538it isn'tit seriously isn't.its defaults are more restrictive but you can change them pretty easily and make it as open as ganoo/linux, sans the open source code thing for most of the userland
>>13066530>>13066539I forgot to mention when they start to over grow, they become deformed slowly getting larger and larger dispersing into the natural surroundings,
>>13066556Apparently it's slightly faster. Which is not a good enough reason for me.
>>13066539Anon thought of it, what did you expect
>>13066509You can disable secure boot on every i686/x86_64 UEFI machine, it's only a problem on ARM tablets (Surface RT.) The only reason not to install Linux to a laptop is driver issues.>>13066556Because you are buying a new computer? If you're not, then there's basically no point, but there's no reason to shy away from new laptops because of Windows 8.
>>13066556It boots up like 10 seconds faster
>>13066556It's a bit better in some areas but the improvements aren't that big.Really it's like this>have 7?>If yes don't get 8 if not get 8 if you can or just pirate 7
>>13066579>>13066556Is it actually faster if I already have my OS on an SSD?
I'm bored, take drawing request
>>13066538No it isn'tAlmost all of Windows is proprietaryAlmost all of OSX is BSD based. A lot of it is GPL'd and it's POSIX compatible
>>13066578Oh yeah, not buying a computer just because of win8 is dumb, I agree
>>13066586Hardly>>13066593Draw pank trying to eat a chocolate computer
>>13066593Rarity and Twilight having a romantic dinner
>>13066578>Because you are buying a new computer?The point of buying a new computer with no Windows 8 is because you don't want an OS at all, because it adds 80 euros to the price.
>>13066593Scootaloo had an early growth spurt and is taller than all her fellow schoolkids.DT and SS are not happy about being smaller than her.
>>13066556Windows 8 has a backdoor
>>13066585I got a free copy of 8 from work, haven't installed it yet, don't know if it's worth it.
>>13066593oh this but with Pinkie
Just re-emerged my whole systemNow i'm going to fap to isabelle and ponk at the same time. God bless you tiling window manager, you saved me two seconds of arranging windows.>>13066617They all have backdoors, nerd.
>>13066538Nah, they're pretty much the same. The both require patching to install custom themes. They both have an official app store and the option to install unsigned apps that aren't from the app store.The difference is, OSX is *nix underneath and Darwin is fairly well documented unlike NT.
>>13066610Does this include breast size
>>13066638I need my vidya gaemsno choice man
>>13066642It coulddepends if this picture turns out humanized or noteither way I hope it happens
>>13066630the name of a horse I used to own
>>13066649>Playing vidya>On a laptop
>>13066620Unless you need to reinstall Windows there isn't really nay reason to upgrade.If you do and don't like Metro get Classic Shell.Personally I think Metro is rather good if you get used to it. Not better than the normal desktop but still not as bad as most people make it out to be.
>>13066649>he still plays video games
>>13066661>Playing video games>On a pony
>>13066672wow that is the smuggest chair I've ever seen
>>13066673>not playing as a pony in a video game
>>13066610I saw the words "scootaloo" and "spurt" together and got excitedThanks MLPG
>>13066661There's lots of shitty and old games you can run just fine on a laptop. Hell, most newer laptops run even fairly new games at medium without huge issues.
>>13066685Apple Bloom, why don't you just tell her how you feel instead of looking for raunchy fan fictions about her?
>>13066684What video games let you be a pony?
>>13066661Well if a person really doesn't need Ultra 120 FPS 4k resolution they can get a gaming laptop now. Most of them can run the latest games on high now and in 4-5 years they'll be able to run those games with at least Medium. Gaming laptops are actually good now, they improved a lot but unless you desperately need that mobility a Desktop is still better and cheaper in every way
>>13066694second lifewar thunder
Have you guys had your apple today?It's part of a healthy diet!
>>13066694I think there's a few on the dsPlus that kinect game that lets you bush horse
>>13066661>tfw only computer is a 3-year-old laptop
>>13066712Apples are actually pretty high in sugar and caloriesI don't recommend them for a balanced diet
>>13066712>double winkthose are called twinks you doumbas
Which pony is most degenerate?
>>13066703>gaming laptopspffffftYou pay for brands at that point
>>13066712Apple a shitPears are the best
>>13066712I can't even remember the last time I had an apple.
can't stopwon't stopdon't even know how to stop
>>13066703Why would you ever need the mobility? Why would you go full PC gamurr out of the house?
>>13066753what is thiswhat is going on
>>13066692>Scootaloo, ah want Sweetie Belle t' give ya a magic penis so y'can stick it in mah bum!
>>13066703>recommending gaming laptops>everYou can buy any medium range laptop and you'll be able to say the same things about it and you won't have overpaid for 2 color-changing LEDs and fancy looks and GAMER EDITION written all over it.
>>13066753So.Magical constructs, or actual dragons?
>>13066738How could a pony be so lewd?
>>13066753Is that her self insert?
>>13066739Unless you're buying a Alienware or Orign laptop not really.Xotic PC has Sager gaming laptops at quite reasonable prices.Well reasonable for gaming laptops.
>>13066724One every now and then isn't that badit's better than getting your calories from bread or some other processed sugar that will efficiently lodge itself between your teeth and feed bacteria that want to eat your chompers.not to mention gluten is a shitty protein that actually blocks some nutrients from being absorbed even if you can fully digest it
>>13066753HahaNeatHer head looks even bigger than is normal for ponies, is it supposed to?The helper things I can't remember the name of are cute as dragons
>>13066753can't stop (can't stop)can't stop the beat
>>13066781Pony has a conditionShe has to be lewd
>>13066790fuck bread, worst staple>molds easily>can't keep over the winter in open airsquash and sweet potatoes master race
>>13066802Ponies are getting really lewd these days.
>>13066743that was a cute hairstyle for Dash
>>13066801EVERYBODYMOVE YOUR FEET AND FEEL UNITED
>>13066810oh wow I haven't seen this one beforethe one with the twins is still my favorite tho.
>>13066823>not seeing that one beforepretty sure it was made firsti fapped to the bonbon one right away
>>13066810Ponies are all whores, especially the pony named Anonymous
>>13066796or anywhere ah guess...
>>13066823You mean these twins.
>>13066810Orgasms sure are great
>>13066830Bonbon is pretty hhhnggg in that one.So is Spitfire.
>>13066832Octavia a slut
>>13066810>>13066823I always considered those drawings complete shit and can't understand what kind of people find them hot or even good
>>13066810>>13066838Damn, it's a tossup between Lyra and Trixie for me...
>>13066856It's just the angle
>>13066844They're more fun when happening to someone else.
>>13066854Call my waifu that again, I dare you.