We're actually good people who want to raise kids edition.Ignore the rape jokes.Old and selfish horse: >>13053143
>morning woodI remember the days when I had morning wood.
noi dont want ur freaky furry kiddos
next horse best horse
>>13058545Well, "raise" kids is a bit muchI'm actively losing weight so I can stud out on Craigslist or the like
>>13058545Pinkie's face is so dumb in this
My biggest fear is becoming close with someone and then irredeemably failing them.
>>13058579You need to get better-quality and longer sleep.No, I'm not kidding, that's considered one of the greatest indicators for sexual health including the incidence of nocturnal erections.It's almost neck and neck with obesity and cardiovascular disease.
Okay, real question here. How many of you actually have children?
>>13058629I know there's one grandfather, somewhere, in this thread
>>13058579Me tooIt was this morningand the morning before that and the morning before that and the morning before that and
>>13058565Hopefully it's nothing serious
>>13058614That's the reason why. It's like reading Hank or watching MLP.
>>13058621I think everyone's got that fear. At least a little.
>>13058626What really?I work out, get 8 hours of sleep a night, and eat a balanced, low-carb diet, and I haven't had morning wood in over a year.
>>13058629Do the ones I stole and locked in the basement count?
>>13058629I'm an uncle-in-law, does that count?
Master race headcanon:Humans and ponies can't reproduce, not even with magic. But humans changelings can.
Would you tell Twilight that she's getting royally chubby?
>>13058679Hmm. It's possible you get erections while you're totally asleep.Do you have any other problems with sexual function, or just noticing a taper-off in morning wood?
>>13058621>>13058670how the fuck did these even get started
>>13058690>Master Race headcanonPfft.
>>13058696If it's ponies getting chubby, I'm not interested.If they're knocked up, OHGODTHISMIGHTYNEED
Celestia Quest resuming in 15 hours.
>>13058690But changelings canoncially can only turn into ponies.You'd have better luck with the shapeshifter the cmc found.
>>13058595> wanting to become a bullYou are the worst sort of person
>Satire General 2.0I don't recognize you anymore.
>>13058701>other problems with sexual functionHaven't had the opportunity to find out.This is 4chan after all.
>>13058732but what does that mean
Morning in ponyville shimmersMorning in ponyville shiiiiines~
>>13058702I don't know but if I did I would find a way to go back in time to stop them
>>13058702The first drawing predated the fad by a year, but did help get it started.An anon started a thread with a picture of a pregnant lyra and a simple comment that implied that anon was the fathersomeone posted the satyr that would become known as hope, and people started spilling their guts nd tears over their previously unknown desires to be a loving father.
>>13058738Well I mean do you have any trouble achieving or maintaining an erection?
>>13058739MoronSonofBoronan artist that comes here
>>13058745Oh shut the fuck up, man.
>>13058739MoronSonofBoron is a drawfag that had a hand in starting it.
>>13058752I hate the internet.
>>13058696No, because she isn't.
>>13058667I actually find that kinda cute. It's certainly not grotesque. Kind of alien in a fae kinda way.
>>13058752vanilla as fuark
>>13058753Not really.Though I don't fap nearly as often as I used to.Being 26 sucks.
>>13058702Lyraquest.In Lyraquest II, the child would be named.Unfortunately, the outside got wind of them before then, and slapped the name "Hope" on her.which in my opinion is a terrible fucking name but people keep disagreeing with me.
>>13058545The overwhelmingly super huge vast majority of you are good people.I think anybody who tries to proclaim /mlp/ or really any place as rape threat rape joke utopia is totally absurd and demeaning to its community.
>>13058775>hating people for wanting to be caring and compassionate
>>13058792YES I WOULD BE A LOVING HUSBAND AND FATHER
>feeling the need to question every little fucking thing
>>13058792how can this set you off? Nice try, but no feels here, drawn green horse.
Will big mac ever finally fuck me in the ass?
>>13058789I'm 25 and lately I've had to masturbate like three times a day just to feel sated / drainedPart of it is the stack, I guess, but it's been like this for a while now
>>13058794Hope is a lovely name for her. She represents so much potential for a brighter future, love conquering even the boundaries of species and more.
>>13058794In my opinion everything about it is fucking terrible, but people keep disagreeing with me.
>>13058815it's called extreme boredom
a public service announcement
>>13058792For one, we aren't married.For two, it's pretty obvious she fucked some stallion.Three. what the fuck is this horse doing in my house, goddamn, I rented Zecora's second grotto so the townsfolk would have less reason to wander over to stare at my dick.
>>13058834also partly autism and a little bit of ego
>>13058794Hope is a dumb name. So is other names that already have a meaning, like Faith or Charity. The best name ever is Slatribartfast.
>>13058841Yeah, uh, I've known that for about 10 yearsBut thanks, Rarity. I'm glad you enjoy sex.
>>13058841sounds legitalright rarity you're not a slut
>>13058841thanks Rarity, no one asked.
>>13058815Questioning stuff leads us to knowledge... or sometimes even more confusion.
>>13058801>The overwhelmingly super huge vast majority of you are good people.>implying "bad" people exist>implying people are not inherently goodI like you, but you are not quite my nigga
>>13058841Rarara, please this isn't how I like my blowjobs
>>13058843>some stallionThat "stallion" was you. Don't you remember that morning you woke up all tangled up in the hammock?
>>13058841It makes you a slutBeing a slut isn't a bad thing
>>13058794Hope is a goddamn fucking terrible name.Even MSOB dislikes it but he goes along with it because it's helping to make him brony famous.
>>13058841>being a slut doesn't make you a slut
>>13058868>>13058868Bad people exist, but they don't start like that.Monsters are not born, they are made.
>The new villain figured out several loopholes in Elements of Harmony and exploits them.
>>13058841So uh. What's your record for one night?
>>13058877I think you're confusing me with the cosplayer who stole my jeans and wrapped himself in pink velour to look "human," Lyra.I ... I don't know if they cover this in your biology classes, but cross-species pregnancies are rare and never happen across genuses.Maybe there's a consultation center in town or something but, uh, I'm pretty sure you want to talk with Greg the Cosplayer Guy, not me.
>>13058904I'd like a villain that's defeated by being outsmarted rather than magic rainbow beam
>>13058904So Flashpoint, but with the main 6 instead?
>>13058885no but you see it is the wonderful juxtaposition because lyra leaves you because you can't be happy with a pony and raise a kid together one of you has to leave the picture because life isn't all peaches and cream.
>>13058894Enjoying sex and having multiple partners doesn't make you a slut.Maybe cheating on your significant other makes you a TRAMP, though.
>>13058792>this would never happen because I'd do extensive research before busting a nut in that horse for the sole purpose of avoiding such an eventThe day I reproduce is the day satan rises from my fireplace and hands me a lollipop
>>13058827No, it fucking isn't.It's the cheesiest thing you could ever imagine, if you actually named your child with something like that she/he'd bullied for the rest of his/her life.Not to mention the fucking terrible puns, and the fact that you can't mention the word in any other context without thinking about the name.
>>13058841Thanks for the reminder, Rarityyou're the best
>>13058916>I think you're confusing me with the cosplayer who stole my jeans and wrapped himself in pink velour to look "human," Lyra.Someone plsPls
>>13058918>teaching young girls how to outwit bad people using their brain>not telling them just to be pretty and everything will be solved
>>13058926That sounds kind of nice. How often do you get a lollipop from Satan? I don't even get a lollipop from the doctor anymore.
>>13058916>three months later, Lyra gives birth to a pony/human hybrid with Anonymous's hair-color and eye-color
>>13058927In our world hope would be a bad name, but in magic horseland, it is a very appropriate fit.
>>13058923>leavingThat's another thing I didn't like where they went with it. What happened to living with Bon Bon and Lyra and being life partners?They soiled it.
>>13058916Celestia has a recording of you two doing the deed.
Cadence would mind rape you into loving the child
>>13058946> you're pretty certain Greg cooked something up with Zecora> find receipt for taboo magic> afraid to say anything because she's your landlord
>>13058949It's still bad even for horseland standards.
>>13058950BonBon and Lyra are just as often roommates or simply BFFsIt's up to the fans really.
>>13058961>there is no Greg>there never has been>you're the only one who has ever seen "Greg"
>>13058957Typo-riddled fanfiction isn't a court-accepted document, man.> Celestia writes terrible naughty fanfiction of Anon breeding with every member of the main six> Twilight finds it, is disgusted> Fluttershy hears about it, has instant hot hot porn for the rest of her life because her standard for "hot hot porn" is pretty low as these things go
>>13058975>Greg turns out to be a hallucination due to magic>You've been high on magic the whole time you've been in Ponyville
Pony drank all your vodka
>>13058999>everything is suddenly hyper-realistic
>>13058971I think he meant in the context of the original story; Anon was pretty close to Lyra and getting closer to Bon Bon iirc.
>>13058971Well, if they'd followed the source material, Bon Bon and Lyra were a thing, and the satyr halfling was conceived during a night of illicit affairs and broken air conditioning.
I would let any kids I have down.
>>13058835Well, that sure is a thing, there.
>>13059023GGGG PLEASEGG PLEASE HOW CAN MY DICK SURVIVE THIS
>>13058996>spoilerFluttershy faints outright at the combination of funky bass lines and lewd allusions to "laying pipe" or "ordering the sausage", she's more for stuff featuring stallions with big strong legs and a biiiiiiiig saddle
>>13059005>buying overpriced wodka
>>13059035HOPS STOP SLANDERING THAT PONY
>>13059035LOOK OUT RARITY, THOSE SNAKES ARE RABID
>>13059005I actually can not stomach even the most mild alchohol
>>13059049>implying I do
>>13059023GG stahp, stahp please. Keep going.
>>13059056>implying it's slander
>>13059023I didn't know there was more of thatneat
>>13059062Are you an Indian (American)?
If you wanna make a pretty pony your wife, make sure you're prepared to raise children.
>put effort into making every drawing unique, a new pose, new pony, more detail>get less notes than a guy who shits out sketches of headshots, broken anatomy, disproportionate bodies, and severely fucked up faces
>>13058999>>13059018>>13058975> Humans just can't handle magic in Equestria> you begin wearing a diadem to help block out the magic> Everything is less confusing, suddenly, but there's still zero explanation for how or why a pony could get knocked up by a human> Digging around the city trash heap in the paper recycling section, you realize Lyra used dessicated Changeling carapace to make herself more receptive in her time of need and used your Fleshlight's reservoir.
>>13059042>>13059066>>13059086Don't worry, your dicks will survive because dude has like fifty projects and this is one of them that is shuffled in the mix.
>>13059083I like seeing Rarity pummeled with snow
>>13059102Your problem is you're not pandering
>>13059102>caring about notes
>>13058841Liking sex doesn't make you a slutHaving multiple partner does.Especially at the same time
>>13059102somebody in this thread?
>>13059102keep workingmake friendsreblog othersabuse the tag system
>>13059105No, it's not that, I mean that line is making my dick explodeApplejack and breeding, holy shitIt's the only time I beat off to incest
>>13059109Pummeled with snow? Or snowballing with you?
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifenever make a pretty pony your wifeand from my personal point of viewget an ugly mare to marry you
>>13059088NopeWhiter than sourcream
>>13059056im not slandering hershe's just giving a disclaimer before she gets busy, she has a reputation to maintain>>13059102i'm legitimately sorry, anonyou deserve the notes more than i do
>>13059102>caring about notesOnly assholes care about notes. If you like what you draw, then that's all that counts.
>>13059141it's not you
>>13059119Multiple partners doesn't make you a slut as long as every partner knows and is ok with it.
>>13059102Did you have fun making it?
>>13059102If all you really want are notes:Do things fasterDo art of other people's OCsSettle for shitting out things quickly at a subpar levelDraw fandom-favorite charactersDraw fandom-created characters
>>13059097If I was committed to marriage, I committed to unconditional love.
>>13059102gib tumblr pls
>>13059102Tag your drawingsDraw OCsPanderAnd say funny shit about the newest thing to hit the internet that week
>>13059119having multiple partners especially at the same time doesnt make you a slut it makes u a pro at sex
>>13059130Anon I am going to kill you.
>>13059102Let me guess.It's Dotkwa.
>>13059104>Fleshlight's reservoirThat's disgusting.
>>13059102I think Jay got so popular from LMR, since Cupcakes universes was the "thing" at the time on tumblr.
>>13059177down with molestia xd
>>13059038your kids would be born with downshorrible joke, i know
>>13059105I knowThough honestly right now I'd rather have Sky Den 2 than more of Applejack Fucks Spike Because She's In Heat
>>13059199Well, anything but that.
>>13059165I thought everyone complains when you reblog stuff.
>>13059193>not picking DerpyYou monster
>>13059102Draw silly things for other blogs that will get posted
>>13059151my point still stands your work probably deserves recognition much more than mine and i havent even seen your art
>>13059193i know, i don't even know where people get this from. Especially when Twist, Snips,Snails and Scootaloo exist.
>>13059192It would explain why an anonymous benefactor bought it for you, come to think of it.http://i.imgur.com/qOFoExK.jpg
>>13059222There's probably a happy medium of art and non-art. It's best to have your own art tag if that's the case, though.
>>13059222You can't only ever reblog things, then you annoy the shit out of peopleAlso if you're going to reblog, make sure you're sucking someone's dick when you do so and not just reblogging something you find neat
>>13059233Pfft, no. I have confidence in my art but yours is much better than mine. I love a lot of your drawings.
>>13059224I would date and love derpy in a heartbeat, but the implication that she is ugly is flat out wrong
>>13059244>this is an actual thingMade in Japan, I presume?
>>13059222It's the idea of quality vs quantity. Having a bunch of empty posts and reblogs can turn your tumblr to shit.
>>13059097Why did I marry such a shitty background pone
>>13059287Clearly because you two hit it off really well
>>13059179>tfw can't sex because I'm not experienced>tfw can't get better because can't sexApparently there's this window when you are a teenager and if you miss it you will never have a sex life.
>>13059287It was a wild night and both of your were drunk in Las Pegasus.
>>13059144It's human nature to seek recognition for your efforts. It's no different from since when you were a child and you wanted to show your parents something you made.And come on, it is kinda depressing when you spend a few hours trying to perfect your drawing, down to the last detail only to have your art be glanced over.I'm not saying it's not the artist themselves' fault either though. Their drawings may not be interesting at all, despite what they think and thus should practice getting their composition/rhythm/visual interests right
>>13059179No it doesn't. It means you are either very charming, very rich, or your group of friends are also individuals of sexual perversion and you like having orgies.You could have only ever had sex with one person and be a "pro at sex". >>13059154Doesn't that mean your not partners, just preferred associates?
>Ponies go to earth>Brains scrambled by the immense amount of EM manmade radiation>Start randomly firing magic everywhere>Pegasi running into windows>No more ponies on earth, okay?
>>13059315Yeah but then you get to be a wizard
>>13059315Or just find people who are into inexperienced partners. Alternatively, go to a brothel or escort service.
>>13059287Look at it this way: Now her kids have hands instead of living life as shitty mudponies
>Twilight + Rainbow Dash>Pinkie Pie + Fluttershy>Applejack + Rarity>Spike + Applebloom>Trixie + Gilda>Celestia + Luna>Shining Armor + Cadence>Flash Sentry + Discord>Crysalis + Sombra>Derpy + Dr. Hooves>Spitfire + Zecora>Daring Do + Mare Do WellAre these good default teams for the Equestria Quest Campaign?
>>13059244>>13059274I cannot fathom the function of this device exactly other then that you stick your dick in it, maybe
>>13059253I find it in this case it's better to ignore what people think and reblog whatever the fuck you want.
damn son, where'd ya find this
>>13059315Don't worry. The Master Chief was a virgin too.
>>13059274No, it's an actual Fleshlight made by Fleshlight in the USA.Why you'd want a specimen cup I'll never knowMaybe some guys have trouble getting enough volume for sampling at the doctor's office with hands alone?
>>13059315And now you understand the job market too
He's still been the most entertaining villain character in the show so far
>>13059222they doignore them or openly ridicule them i prefer the secondor make an art tumblr and forget to post art to that instead of your main onewait are we talking about how to become popular here or
>>13059315You know, or just find someone who actually likes you. I don't think too many people would mind exploring with you if they like you first.
>>13059347>>Spitfire + ZecoraStill doesn't make sense. Why not Fleetfoot or something?>inb4 somebody gets upset about Derpy + Dr. Hooves
>>13059244>shot glass to drink your cum after you're donefucking genius
>>13059320don't sweat it son. People are fickle and their likes/desires fleeting. You'll get your recognition someday
>>13059347>Flash Sentry + Discord>Spitfire + Zecorawhat the fuck?
>>13059355I thought we were still on the subject of garnering notes and attentionYes, that is the normal and sane way of doing things
>>13059347This is stupid. You're stupid.
>>13059370He's still been the most randumb xd character in the show so far
>>13059370I really want to see them do something neat with him in the wake of KCAFO
>>13059370They did have John freaking De Lancie voicing him
Have you ever told seth to go to bed in person?
>>13059400Uh helloPinkie Pie has existed for 3 whole seasons.Dumbass
>>13059405I did love him in breaking bad
>>13059349That's pretty much itThat's what a Fleshlight or any other onahole doesGranted sometimes it's pretty fucking amazing, because you can get your hips involved, change the pace, pick how shallow you want to dive, etc. etc.In all seriousness the old Stamina Training Unit I had was amazing and there's a discernible difference when you're about to cum, training you to recognize when you're about to cum and edge off it.
>>13059393... can you cum that much?
>>13059329are you saying if you just dropped someone in the medieval ages in this time period they would instantly go insane from various forms of radiation?
>>13059347>Twilight + Rainbow Dash>Pinkie Pie + Fluttershy>Applejack + Rarity>Trixie + Gilda>Flash Sentry + Discord>Chrysalis + Sombra>Derpy + Dr. Hooveswhat in the living fuck are you on
>>13059374How do you openly ridicule someone on Tumblr?I can't figure out how to add to a discussion I've started.Also why is Tumblr so serious about everything all the time jesus christ
>>13059375But then they'll stop liking me when they find out I'm bad at sex.
>>13059414>Derpy now lives inside the cocoon she was trapped in for four issues.
>>13059274it does have Japan written all over it. those bastards are ingenuitous when it comes to things like these.
>>13059437Hello, yellow horse, do you need assistance?
>>13059411I'd like to tell Joel to go to bed
>>13059321>enjoy sex = sexual perversion>sex is sacred only do it with your wife >u have to be rich or beautiful to have sexlol ok
>>13059437fine thankshow about you
>>13059451It's a Fleshlight Flight MD. Made In America (TM).http://www.fleshlight.com/flight/
>>13059445Then they never really liked you did they?
>>13059453Didn't meet him at bronycon
>>13059412This guy gets it.
>>13059430there's nothing wrong with the first three.
>>13059473Well, nothing wrong with Applejack + Rarity.The other two are ridiculously wrong.
>>13059449>fleetfoot still stalking him in that third panel>animal house gagCook and Price confirmed for being based.
>>13059415I had both the regular one and the STU. After the gimmick wore if I threw them away.
>>13059470>zooms out>Penn at his computer
>>13059470>>13059412Fuck you guys, the only Pinkie episode guilty of that is Games Ponies PlaySeriously, one of the best aspects of her character for me is how she avoids that
>>13059489She's also by Daring Dos wing.
>>13059466I don't like you either!You better watch yourself, I have the death sentence on 12 systems!
>>13059465Hmm. No URL?http://www.fleshlight.com/flight/
>>13059496Why don't you ask her?
>>13059496I don't know, I haven't checked lately
>>13059496I think Pinkie Pie had the left-overs, you should check with her.
>>13059470>now we don't have to write any lines for Pinkie this episode!
>>13059502Are you watching the same show as we are? Even her friends call her random because that's what she is. An annoying random pony.
>wanting a human based fleshlight
>>13059506I watched that minutes agoyou're a cool guy, anon
>>13059457If you are poor, ugly, or unskilled you shouldn't have sex ever. Stop diluting the gene pool.
>>13059457having sex with multiple people at the same time is typically considered something perverted or deviant. Also just plain unhealthy unless you know everyone's medical history beforehand. But then that just makes your relationship with them weird afterwards.The rest is just implying implications
>>13059532Big Mac has needs, Anon.
>>13059500So far the Flight has been totally worth it and more like $30, not $60 on average for a full-sized "on sale"Really that site always has a "sale," other than Labor Day you'll always get "15% off," and even then Labor Day means they're liquidating the old product lines for like 30% off. The product is good enough but that's some straight-up jive.
So when's the next con?that isn't a brony con
>>13059504HAHAHA HOLY SHITSHE'S SO CUTE AAAAA
>>13059467I mean Joel Zimmerman, or "deadmau5"he was in /mu/ a few months/year ago and there was at least one reply to him telling him to go to bed
>>13059544b-but i'm just practicing, i'm not going to ejaculate and have kids, i swear!
>>13059558Oh yeah, I saw thatSomeone said "GO TO BED, FAKEASS"And he totally went okay.jpg and went to fucking bedLeave it to a /mu/ faggot to ruin it for everyone else
>>13059558I think Deadmau was banned from SA for "bad music".
>>13058637I LOVE YOU CAIMON
>>13059589That isn't Caimonthat's Crackle
>>13059102Sorry dude. If it makes you feel better I don't get many notes either, but who cares.
> your pony waifu will never require you to do the chicken dancehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066pRrMafKU
>>13059582>/mu/ fucking something upare you surprised
>>13059556New york comicon is in october
>>13059531Well, yeah, but random != annoyingly so.It's a fine line, but I find her written well much, much more frequently than I think she's being unfunny. Seriously, my only problem with Pinkie close to that was the fucking cinnamon bun gag. That's EXACTLY how you DON'T write it, and I can see why it would get on your nerves.
>>13059556that's what I want to know
>>13059626HOLY SHIT I AM THERE IS THERE A BAR THERE?
>>13059634You are mistaken
>>13059504>>13059557Man, I wasn't sure if that was her.I can't wait for the pay-off in the comic.
I only ever get notes when I draw Derpy.I dunno though, I'm just trying to get better.
>>13059642not in the con itself but there are several good ones in walking distance
>>13059655BEST SHIP OF THE CENTURY
>>13059582I loved how someone told him to invite Skrillex to the thread, and he was actually considering it.>>13059584Oh wow, I, for one, still like his music, Strobe was perfect
>>13059609Those only look vaguely humanBut somehow I'm still arousedI'm not so sure about this maca part of The Stack, guys. This new lust is like being 15 again.
>>13059629i didnt find the cinnamon bun gag as bad as the NOOOOOOOO and her stupid fucking "silly faces" thing in the palace
>>13059569Do you know where a good place to practice is? SUMMER CAMP
>>13059662Looks like more Bacardi 151 and Jerk Shirts for me
>>13059432they complain "stop reblogging pictures/drawing anthro/whatever i want more horse porn" in your inbox then you publish it with a drawing of your anthro bird character barfing on them and call them an anus chunk >>13059548considered perverted or deviant by a lot of people who have opinions of me that i dont really care about anywayand i'm still friends with all the people ive had sex with, its really not a big deal unless you make sex a huge commitment for whatever reason
>>13059655She's really fucking cute.I hope they kiss
>>13059554I'm sick of masturbation. If it's not with another person then it's pointless.
>>13059677I've forgotten those, and I don't think I want to remember.It wasn't a bad episode, just bad for Pinkie.
>>13059664Man, if only they'd both been in-threadAnd why on Earth would he go to /mu/? It's a terrible echo chamber of dickheads.
>>13059556rainfurrest is late september
There are a few ways you can guarantee yourself notes on tumblr- Draw gift art for a relatively popular artist (especially if they're following you) and they'll reblog it-Draw things with sex appeal (Softcore and Hardcore both apply)-Draw tumblr-cute things (Easy-Hard depending on where you're at with your art)-Draw really really excellent art (least reliable method)
>>13059626Does it cost a lot of money to go there?I'm in driving distance but I have no idea how much cons cost. I snuck into the last two bronycons.
>>13059700anon stahp you know that that'd be too fucking kawaii for a pone comic
>>13059700I bet there's gonna be a scene where they seem to be looking right at each other, with big happy eyesshe leans in for the kissBig mac walks off to get the nails that were right behind her.
>>13059715Well either you can masturbate and edge / keep yourself in practiceOr, I dunnoHit up Craigslist or OkCupid or somethingYour fucking choice, Anon
>>13059655I'm excited to read this comic solely for Fleetfoot being adorable.
>>13059556DragonCon is in a week, should be funhttp://www.dragoncon.org/?q=featured_list
>tfw you will never have fun sex with people you trust and are friends with
>>13059663>>13059700>>13059743I'm still expecting Luna to pop back up, probably with a whole bunch of scavenger hunt stuff.But Fleetfoot is a cutie.
SHOWKILLPONY LIKES TO KILL SHOWS
>>13059740I'd be fine with this.In fact this would be perfect.
>>13059745I haveit's funThing is, it's almost the same as having sex with someone who I'm not friends withNothing like a good ole power fuck
>>13059655Fleet doesn't really like Mac, she just has brain damage from the crashing.
>>13059691No. bad troll. When I feed you your supposed to spit something back up about how sex should be casualized that I can use to make this conversation go in circles. you're rebuttal was to obvious. Your more worthless then a fluffy pony.Fuck it. I'm going to bed
>>13059754By far my favorite issue.
>>13059754> that filenameWhat is this bonerSo sudden and new
Fleetfoot, Cherilee and Luna catfight for Big mac when?
>>13058690Did I miss the changeling kids?Fuck.
>>13059765Dang, 30-40 bucks isn't so badI'll try sneaking in away.
>>13059768How the heck do you initiate something like that anyways."I'm pretty horny, want to fuck?"
>>13059799Nnnno, you missed out on some satyr fansMen and women who want to fuck pone/human hybrids
>>13059798anon you are a genius
>>13059798I don't think Luna really liked Big MacShe just used him because he was strong
>>13059812I thought it was people who wanted to fuck pone and have pone/human hybrids.
>>13059810More like "ungh, goddamn it, I haven't been laid in ages.""Yeah, me either""...""So, you want some beer or a wine cooler, or-""I want your cock inside me. Raw."I once led an interesting life.
>>13059809The guards are present and actually competent and they check your tickets all over the placeI'm mad I missed out on the 3-day passes. I had so much fun last time and got some nice posters from romantically apocalyptic signed by the artist behind it.
>>13059818is that a batman symbol?hahahaher shirt is awesome.
>>13059812>men and women who want to fuck to create pone/human hybridsmore accurate.
>>13059835There were some of those, tooReally I could do either but I attempted to stay out of that conversation
>>13059812It's people that want to have a loving family with their waifu
>>13059844She also has a trekkie shirt during the 3-legged race
>>13059700>Luna brings back the nails from her scavenger hunt>Big mac takes them happily>She vows revenge>A super villain is born
>>13059754What did she tell Mac to go find again?How much do you want to bet nails are on her list?
>>13059855you could fuck anon's pone/human hybrid childrenand be anon's son-in-law
>>13059810Put it out there that you want to fuck a lot.You'll get shot down most of the time and sometimes be called a pig.Every once in awhile you'll get some.It's like hitting a fly with a bazooka.
>>13059873YeahI could go for that
>>13059837I think I'd need a drink or two before engaging in something like that
>>13059873Is anon okay with that?
>>13059863No it's the horse fucker version of loli
>>13059873>fucking my daughter>ever
>>13059861That porn is so ridiculously cute that I dawww'd at it.
>>13059864no shit?I missed that one.must have not been prominent
>>13059777>Fleetfoot learns that BigMac has a little sister named Applejack.>Learns from Spitfire that one of her rookies is friends with Applejack.>Fleetfoot kidnaps Rainbow Dash and disguises as her to get closer to Applejack to learn more about BigMac.
>>13059919You can't control her forever
>>13059556Sac Brony Expo. DustyKatt will be there.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING PONIES
>>13059901I never have. I mean it's been okay with it, but at least at one point in my life I would have been down for it at the drop of a hat.I will never, ever look at a general-purpose room the same way again
>>13059869The only item that was explicitly known is a horse shoe, we couldn't really see the list.
>>13059935The only dick going in my daughter is mine.
>>13059941>dream girl>bestOh luna, why you so fun comic horse
>>13059940>I will never, ever look at a general-purpose room the same way againOh oh, story time?
>>13059919>>13059953i.imgur.com/dman1sN.jpgShe's going to do this for some guy and/or stallionYou can't stop it
>>13059953So you want her to be a lesbian who's okay with being raped by her father?
>>13059941>implying a nail isn't going to be the last thing on the scavenger list>implying Luna isn't going to take it so that she can win the hunt
>>13059970I fooled around at boarding school with a girl, by way of learning how to pick locks
>>13059929meanwhile...>Say, where is that super high-profile head trauma case we just had in here?
>>13059929>girl does this>it's cute, funny, and endearing>guy does it>everybody wants to kill him
Your waifu's secret fetish is zebra cuckoldry.REVERSE zebra cuckoldry.
>>13059974NO, BONER NOLIGHT IS RED, RED, I REPEAT, REDOPERATION IS A NO GOI REAPAT, NO GO
>>13059977Oh, no, that's probably pretty likely.The climax of the story is set up to be a wonderfully screwy convergance of all these little things Mac keeps getting caught up in (you just know the CMC fireworks is going to get involved, too).
Dooks pls stram.
>>13060000Reverse as in you fuck with reckless abandon in front of a pony-nigger, your white cock darting in and out of her in ways he can never hope to achieve given your stamina and length?
>>13060018He looks kind of weird without his yoke
>>13060000So...She wants me to fuck a zebra mare?
>>13060018I bet it's going to be his escape plan
>>13060037Has anybody put him in his 80s band with Cheerilee?
>>13059936oppai loli is an oxymoronthey might as well be midgets with tits at that point
>>13060057I know I've seen it before somewhere, yes please
>>13060057great, you just reminded me of one of the earliest fanfics I ever readIt had Cherilee lamenting her dull and lonely life, only for Big mac and Rainbow Dash to take her to an 80's club for a fun night and to dance the safety dance.
>>13060032Well, uh>>13059986That's pretty much it.Really hosed my academics with that fling because I was 17 and could barely think past my dick at the time. If I could go back in time I know exactly when I'd beat some sense into my younger self.Still pretty hot, though. Totally what shaped my kinks for creampies and thick short girls.
>>13060057>>13060018Is there some compiled source for all of these?If I download, print, cut out, and make all of these, does it count as pony merch?
>>13060108I read a similiar story about Big Mac and Dash fucking Gilda.
>>13060142They come from issue #9
>>13060076Does this look like a midget to you?
>big mac will never rut you
>>13060108That in turn reminded me of an early fanfic where Dash goes clubbing with Spitfire who has a one night stand with an upset Dash.
>>13060192that looks like an abomination
>>13060192If she can't lactate, I wouldn't.If she can lactate, only from behind.
>>13060207... Do you remember the title?
>>13060192a midget with massive arms
>>13060199Good. I don't want to get ripped in half or die from being impaled.
>>13060159Thought I'd seen them before, but I wasn't sure if there were more of them or notthanks
>>13059998It's just how things work.Boys just can't pull out the cute stalker thing. Sorry.
>>13060220No it was 2+ years ago
>>13060255It can be cute if the guy is like 12 years old and the girl is much older
>>13059998>>13060255I dunno, I can see that being pretty cute
> you will never truly reach for your dreamshttp://youtu.be/bek1y2uiQGA
>>13060255>tfw double standards
>>13060284deal with it
>>13060255You're not imagining harder enough then.
>>13060284Lyra stalking Anon when?
Isn't a guy stalking a girl being cute and endearing the basis of at least half of romantic comedies?
Apologies for lateness, some last minute business with family, but I should be free for the rest of tonight.Shall we play BraeburnQuest?
>>13060220flying high in the summer sky
>>13060210>>13060211>>13060223She just wants to have fun.
>>13060289And I'm gone for 3 daysIf I don't come back, tell your waifu that she is a shit.
>>13060289>linking to tvtropes
>>13060332sounds boring tbh
>>13060281Fuck that, man.>you will never DRINK DRINK DON'T WANT NO JUICE with a ponehttp://youtu.be/KJbizLRegzM
>>13060319stalking isn't cute
>>13060332You mean PinkieQuest? Because I thought that finished already.
GENTLEMENHOW DO WE CURE CANCER
>>13060337There's big tits on big women, which I find hot, and then there's this, where she's like 12 with tits that dont even fit on her small frame. I mean really look at her left tit. It's like trying to escape.
>>13060332Let's kick some ass!
>>13060366It is if you actually love said stalker as a secret.Then you can have some yandere tsundere shenanigans.
>>13060381Well, the cancer is still in early development, one would suggest that cutting it out while it's young would be the best course of action.
>>13060332We just got Braeburn's back, right? He's not a real deputy but we're still figuring this out?
>>13060364Wait, sorry, that was censored. Fuck that.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEp8tzO9QWE
>>13060381Just like in real life, the only cure is death.Even if chemo, it will only metastasize.
>>13060332>>13060380>BraeburnOh shit did Brae finish his Pinkie thing or what. How far into it are we?
>>13060284Its because men are big and scary, and it's much easier for them to rape things.Sorry, it's biology.
What VA's would you like to see in S4 or future
>>13060332I would of played if we picked the Laborer character.
>>13060399too much fantasy
I feel like drawing and I haven't drawn pony in forever.Requests.
>>13060415Mark Hamill and Steve Blum
>>13060428Rarity's Dad fishing with grade A b8
>>13060428Goggles is that you?
>>13060428Sweetie Belle as an awkward, tallish preteenThe other two crusaders are still short.
>>13060408This is the best song from that game.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgrpjp_6XOk
>>13060417I was honestly going for that class as well, but We need you, sheriff, we're in a tight spot.
>>13060415>janeway in MLP>To Hatius with Celestia's directive>we are doing it my way
>>13060448> lel gamegrumps is 4 loozers let's make wet noises in the mic> SHREK SHREK SHREKLove is ogre.
>>13060438Dash knows bait the best.
>>13060381Genetically engineered T-Cell treatment seems to be working. We've already got one confirmed "cured" leukemia patient.
>>13060415>he died before he could voice a pony villainShit fucking sucks
>>13060462Too unrealistic for me to enjoy. Similarly with most anime.
>>13060415>Janeway as a VASeriously what is her Twitter or FB WE NEED THIS SHIT seriously
>>13060428An annoyed Rainbow Dash soaked to the bone.
>>13060461Does this mean we get a female changeling in a skimpy full body suit as a new character
>>13060499Well then, enjoy your boring and healthy relationship for the sole purpose of procreation, down to earth one.
>>13060415I want grown up spike to be voiced by steve blum
>>13060532Just imagine Janeway as a VA;>decent character design and VA'ing>believable voiceI want this
>>13060428excuse me sir, do you have a license for that pony
>>13060532Changelings don't have genders/sexes.
>>13060448But that's wrong.http://youtu.be/a4ld5Qn-8Ik?t=2m (SPOILERS)
>>13060581>banters with DiscordThat was the only good part about Voyager.
>>13060595Unless you want them to.
>>13060532No, just an episode where two ponies become alligators and have alligator babies together before reverting back to being ponies and everyone forgetting it ever happened.
>>13060604>discord wants a long lost friend>brings back pircard and JanewayMAKE THIS HAPPEN /MLP/
>slugbox drew sexy rose fursonaWell this is going to be a first for my fap experiences
>>13060598Dance endings are the worst shit ever. No, I take that back. All dancing is retarded. I have yet to see a single dance that wasn't dribble.
>>13060598Whoever made that video is a dumb asshole who didn't finish all the loyalty or side missions and got the bad/neutral ending and no super-Gat or Super-Kinzie.
BraeburnQuest is on.>>13060645
>>13060650You gotta try to get your groove on before you get paid.
>>13060653You don't know the half of it.SPOILERS YES THE MAJOR SPOILER IT IS THE ENDING SPOILERS DO NOT CLICK IF YOU WANT TO BE UNSPOILED FOR SAINTS ROW IV AND POSSIBLY Vhttp://youtu.be/Yen8UZqomZQ
I'm very sorry for the late gifts and art that I promised I would do
>>13060665>braeburnquest>no titswhy even bother
What does the internet think of your waifu?http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/
>>13060730Dude don't worry about itHonestly
>>13060595Never is that stated. What is stated however is that Chrysalis is a Queen, and she is referred to as a "she">>13060632I thought we all agreed years ago never to discuss Threshold ever again
>>13060769It's probably a typical beehive scenario
>>13060763But I feel awfulI've gotten some gifts and they've asked for pictures and I still haven't finished them weeks later.I really wish I had more time to draw in peace
>>13060788>bronies in charge of taste
>>13060751>tfw shit taste>everything you type there gets more negative reactions than positiveNo, I'm not Terse.
>>13060819You are killing me anon
>>13060847holy shitblues got a sex change
>>13060800Seriously manIt'll be alrightKeep it in your heart but take care of the truly important things firstGifts are gifts, don't feel like you have to immediately settle accounts
>>13060847That is a cute eternal blankflank pone that is very rarely brought up
MLPG is on the bleeding edge of cultureWe set trends before the internet even knows what to think
Now entering THE PONE ZONE!
Why do I want janeway to be a VA so bad
>>13060859it's his loser sister
>>13060881That's 4chan in general.
>>13060903Why is she a loser?I'd go out with her
>>13060645gonna be a showdown
>>13060931She's an awkward weirdo that's not good at anything.
>>13060894I'd rather Levar Burton
>>13060931She is an adult blankflankThat is like the pony equivalent of a NEET
I HATE WHEN PHOTOSHOP AUTOMATICALLY CHANGES YOUR MODE INTO GREY SCALE!
>>13060877She has very cute messy hair. Purple Cheerilee looks weird, though.
>>13060974Her mane is actually unique from what I can tell, was pointed out a very very long time ago too. I think she is the only background pony with that precise mane style
>>13060946But she is good for fucking
> your pony will never come home sopping wet after a day of being a raging bitchhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Hd096GpBMMs
>>13060962So it is proven. My waifu really is better than your waifu!
>>13060992She's also the one Reddit stole and recoloured for their OC.
>>13060957>>13060992Guys, it's pony tomoko
>>13061009That poor, poor pony
>>13059102who are you? I want to give you notes.
>>13061009>recolouredit might as well be a different pony, it's not her fault they used her likeness. Besides, a lot of ponies look the same.
>>13061018Pls dont dishonor the nameless NEET pone with tomoko's name
Even though EG brought Twilight x Flash Sentry, it at least gave us Trixie x Peanut Butter Crackers.
>>13061102It was a one-time joke, it's the same as the "20% cooler" joke
>>13061102I still prefer the former over the later to be honest.
>>13061102It's starting to get as annoying as any other FIM joke.And I honestly see it as more of Trixie always being hungry for a quick snack.
>>13061102>brought Twilight x Flash Sentry
>>13061061This reminds meWHERE THE FUCK IS BRAEBURNED
>>13061176But she didn't say anything about Flash The Human.
>>13061238That's not dancing at all
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>13060946so just like me_
>>13061293what about spoop
ANONYMOUS YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH PONY'S CHILD
Is MLPG shitting itself for anyone else?I'm posting on my phone because chrome doesn't seem to be letting me open it properly
>>13061343But I haven't slept with any ponies!How do you know?
>>13061376negative ghost rider
>>13061343BRB POOLBELLY FLOP
>>13061343But that's not possibleI'm on the Pill!It was a little difficult to get the prescription, what with me having a dick and all!
>>13061293>You will never bronchiolitis obliterans organizing pneumonia your favorite pony
>>13061343Goddamn poniesI'm not going to stop drinking
>>13061405SA is the father
>>13061405Alright, I'll admit itI'd fuck that cotton-candy horseI'll even breed her for that fuckstain husband of hers
>>13061416What are you drinking tonight anon
>>13058629I did but I ate them so they wouldn't usurp my throne...
i ran into rarity at the store today
so there are 65 eps in the show so farthat means, if someone were to stream an ep a day until season 4, they need to start 26 days from now which is...thursday september 19thwould it be possible to automate the streaming process?
>>13061343but I've never had sex with anyone, let alone with ponyis this some sort of pony jesus thing
>>13061418we assume it was both of them and they raise a family as a threesome
>>13061424sorry nerd, you have no chance with the princess
>>13061447Yes, Shining, and when's the last time you filled her with seed as she ached and burned?Too busy with your glimmering breastplates and luncheon after luncheon, serving at the Princess' call.
>>13060428Fluttershy telling Aggel buny "ur a rabet"
>>13061428i have been gone for a while. its good to see my favorite meme is still popular in mlpg.
>>13061466hold upZOOM, ENHANCEdo I recognize that button?
>>13061466http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156366953You;d be surprised.
>>13061466It occurs to me that marty stu bullshit or no, it's probable that any Human that appeared at chance in Equestria would be considered visiting royalty or at least some sort of delegate and at least would have an introduction to cotton candy horse and the rest of the getalong gang.At least probably, because the discovery of some talking sentient ape unknown to those lands would be a matter of some interest to the Elements.Any given Anon would fuck it up easily, but heyIt's possible if you're not a dumbass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBrHZLPdNzgGTA V main theme.For those that care.
>>13061557I really don't.Don't mess with the Saints.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cJYDvFC__8
It must be weird being as tiny as Spike around the little ponies
>>13061529reminds me of that guide on what to do if you happen to meet intelligent alienswe should make one for going to equestria
http://i.imgur.com/LxomCe6.jpgrarity giving blowjob lessons to sweetiebelle
>>13061576nah, you know dey bout to be slabberin over your huge dragon diks in like a hunned years doe
>>13061591you'd think rarara would let it hit her hair
>>13061591Why don't they just use imp
>>13061589The Pythagorean theorem thing seems like a good betBefore that, you really should make camp and start a fireThat would show you can at least fashion tools to master your environment to a passing troop before direct contact
>>13060381With AIDShttp://www.thegailygrind.com/2013/06/21/fighting-fire-with-fire-doctors-use-hiv-virus-to-cure-girl-of-cancer-video/#.UhgxyD91IZA Shut up I know I'm late
MLPG I think 4chan is getting to meThere's so much trolling and ironic shit posting and actual shit postings and baiting and double ironic meta shitpost trolling and false flagging and terrible communities and us vs them attitude in regards to everything foreverI know its always been like this, but half the time I don't even know why I still come here
>>13061520>you have missed out on teenage love>you'll never be 15 and in love>lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting>not worrying about rent, bills, student loans>only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you">you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits>you're in your 20's now>gotta get a good job>gotta be a serious man now>all the good ones are taken>maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you>they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter>you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy>you have missed out on teenage lovefuck
>>13061643it's ok, me too
>>13061621>what the fuck kind of diplomat is this>he took all the royal sticks and set them on fire with the royal rocks>is he making a fucking knife out of that stone>OH MY GOD HE'S GOING FOR THE LOCAL DEER
>>13061643you come here because you're still convincing yourself good things will happen eventually
>>13061061who's that artist?
>>13061668And since deer aren't as... docile as they are here, they'd be forced to intervene to save the Anon's life.
>>13061668No, no, this would be long before they consider you any sort of diplomatYou're some sort of weird almost hairless ape thing out innawoods that hasn't made landfall in a town yet, let alone a major cityMaking camp and starting a fire would help settle you in and incidentally show signs of intelligence or at least high-level instinct to Equestrians
>>13061690>deer here>docileBrit hereDid you mean "small"? Because the deer here will attack you for no fucking reason.
>>13060307>"Hey Anon! I'm you, see!">Poops on the ground>Rolls around in it
>>13061702Oh Jesus I want to rape that crying horse, grunting "BUMP" with each thrust
What if the main 6 were stuck in a loop of an endless summer vacation.
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/NEW VERSION IS OUT
>>13061647See, people need to post stuff like this more often.I'll never work up the depression to kill myself without posts like this.
>>13058545>who want to raise kids edition.>tfw it will always be a want
>>13061729>you will never have another hero>you will never have another chance>you will fall>because you never tried to stand up for yourself
>>13061723O fug. What's changed?
>>13061702>>13061061Bump?More like RUMP!
>these graphicsFUCKING DROPPED
>>13061713oh boy my fetishhttp://i.imgur.com/7extC.jpg
>>13061758Apparantly fucking everything.
>>13061713It's better if you imagine someone's making her do it.
>>13061486oh god why boner
>human goes to equestria>ponies don't even care>act like he's just another pony>no special status granted>no revulsion or unusually strong attraction for no reason>still acknowledge that he's human>this is exactly what happens with every other visiting species, but they usually ruin it by being jerks
Do we still hate Final Draft?
would you fonut a pony
>>13061767>He's got a little dick and can suck it>I can't suck mineLife isn't fair
>>13061792that would be nice. It would just be a small thing, like that guy who has nice eyes or something
>>13061792I'd like that.
>>13061780i know what you mean, forced autofellatio is a huge fetish of mine but its so rare
Hey, guysI'm trying to find that animation of a pony with a pie cutie mark who spreads whipped cream on one asscheek, swings around, and totally KO's the guy.It was on YouTube - any suggestions?
>>13061792>Settle down with cute background pony>Raise adopted children or ones from previous marriage>Be happyI wouldn't mind
>>13061824>Substitute for loveHeh.
everyone knows Pinkie Pie is best pone
>>13061832In hiring for a new secretary at the bank:"He's the guy who can type really, really well.""Oh neat! Does he have family around here?""Uh ... well, probably not. I guess it never came up. Never seen anyone as tall as him before, you'd think his parents would stand out."
>>13061870No, Pinkie Pie is the cutest pony
Get drunkOr Do something productive
>>13061894Heh, that would actually be pretty funny.
>>13061894Ponies are so toleranti wonder how many known changelings they have just hanging around, living happily in society and limiting their love sucking to safe levels
>>13061925Why not both?
>>13061925I'm gettin drunk but it's a slow night so maybe I made a mistake
>>13061943people ask too many questions sometimes. Curiosity is fine, but you gotta MyOb to a certain extent
>>13061925get drunk and play cookie clicker
>>13061943I guess that's possible, maybe even probable given how well Crysalis could take over the mines in Canterlot without Celestia's knowledge.Maybe it'll be touched on in the comics.
>>13061972You don't really 'play' cookie clicker though, do you?You...attend it. You tend to it.
>>13061972what's the point, you can't eat the cookies
>>13061943i wonder if a weird "True Blood" fiasco would happen if discovered
>>13061990You let it run while you bake cookies in real life.
>chistery attention whoringgood night then
>>13061945I dont like doing things drunkat least not these things
ok kidsi need to know the name of that tumblrof that personwho was doing $50 model commissionsi need to get some ponies made
>>13061990go out and get some supplies to make yourself some cookiesmaybe a pizookieshit's the bomb
>>13061943>hey uncle starlight, turn into rainbow dash again!>can we see your pinkie pie impression? pleaaaaaaase?
>have not seen the word "ponk" for 2 threadsbretty good>have been browsing mlpg for 6 hoursnot so good
>>13062015Pizookies are overrated.
>it now runs even if it isn't the primary tabOh no, now it's going to be there forever.
>>13061780It even looks like it, judging by her expressionunf
>>13062034well, my own post cancels it too, y'know
Would you buy Fluttershy a Hitachi?https://derpiboo.ru/408565
Equestrian science is the best in the world!
>>13062011You seem to be confusing speculation about the show and/or comics with attention whoring.Also be it said that somehow Crysalis could set up shop and start mind-controlling bridesmaids and holding a Princess captive without anyone's knowledge for God knows how longHow many spies do you think Canterlot has? How many double spies?
>tfw people used to always say rustled jimmies>now they say rusedim getting too old i cant even keep up with all the new memes anymore
Scrunch battle go!
>>13062059it's a cartoon showalso i thought you died in a bus crash
>>13062048eh.>>13062058i'm surprised that stroheim lived as long as he did through that entire part
It's fucking happening
>>13062041it did that before, for me at least
>>13062059they are all ded
>>13062014fuck off dinofag
>>13062060that's really small
>>13062071>also i thought you died in a bus crashWell, that's inconvenient.
>>13062059Zero and zero.Only friendly resident changelings like harshwhinny
>>13062074Wait a second
>>13062077I had to have it in a different window for it to run independent of my attention.
>>13062099I think that's as big as it gets
>"Indentured Servitude" - Grandmapfffffffft.
>>13062073Still annoys me that neither him or Lisa Lisa are on ASB.
>>13061723Thank you Twichy finger.
>>13062117The news stories are hilarious
>>13062089i'm trying to make ponycrossing with my newfound job riches you ponce
Lil strongheart was a cool character
>Walter White is Lex Luthor in MoS 2
>>13062116how can you even use that as a wallpaper
>>13062051shit's expensive tho
>>13062138i dont understandis this what you want http://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gj
>>13062138nobody cares about that anymore
>>13062144It works okay on my 2 monitors with just blacking out the empty space on the top/bottom
>>13061943>There is actually a fairly large minority of Changelings in Ponyville, living double lives under cover under orders from their queen and trying to usurp the ponies at every turn>But they're bad at it>REALLY bad at it>"Uhhh, Pinkie.....why are you here AND over there in line for cookies?">"Don't worry, its fine, it's fine, Mrs. Cake. Just pretend you don't notice.">Fake Pinkie walks up to Pinkie and orders exactly a dozen cookies from her. they pay with exact change>"Oh no," Pinkie Pi says dead pan. "I accidentally given you thirteen cookies instead of twelve!" >"Haha, but I already payed!" Fake Pinkie says, snatching the cookies and running for the door. "Later, fools!">They just let them go with a smile.>"But Pinkie, the baker's dozen is always complimentary.">"I know that. But they don't. It makes them happier this way."
>>13062164>>13062169>>13062170i know but stillblacking it out is meh
>>13062099I have a bigger version saved, but that's max size for 4chan.
>>13062177>fake twilights routinely walk into the library and take books>"i'm going to steal all of your knowledge! ponyville will be mine!"
>>13062195There's only about an inch of space I had to black out, it's really not noticeable
>>13062099>>13062195I'd black you out
>>13062099>rediv will never shame your dick
Will she be in Season 4?
>>13062125Well that was fast.
>>13062213>>13062195it's 9600x1600 at max res
>>13062198>>13062198can you put it on imgur, I thought that was the big one
>>13062222PleaseIf it's not AT LEAST 10"x7", she won't even talk to you.
>>13062157>http://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gjno>>13062159considering i get asked about it/old to do it every time i speak up, i guess not
>>13062249is hers bigger than mine?
>>13062261Her smallest dildo is bigger then 95% of men
>>13062254I care if it's pony vidyaask again later today
>>13062245Imgur would downscale it too.Go to his Deviant art and click the download button to get the 9600x1600 versionhttp://karzahnii.deviantart.com/art/What-Friendship-is-all-about-322964598
>>13062264>>13062282Damn, beat me to it.
>>13062254>>13062277it was that tumblrof that person doing models on commission for $50i was going to get them to make a base male/female pony and the extra bits for unicorns and pegasi that i can slap on the models at runtimeam i the only person that remembers this
>>13062177> They keep eating poison joke because for most Changelings it holds them in one form - something meant to be very inconvenient for shapechangers, but helps the very young and old or tired maintain one shape and voice.> This becomes a problem, as they can't tell each other apart all that well -- or sometimes distinguish copies from the originals, because frankly the kids are starting to lose the accent altogether.> Changelings are unfalteringly polite when company come to call, offering snacks and drinks. They're very good at blooming flower tea.> Twilight's had horn dysfunction after elevenses more times than she'd care to remember.
>You will rut your waifu in the throes of lovemaking>She will never make you feel like a real stallion>You will never bathe in the afterglow and just lay in the musk of each others' sweat.
I am addicted
>>13062282Thanks Saine, I love you>>130622642 links? This is terrible
>>13062328you know what's terrible?forty links
>>13062211>Its election day in Ponyville>Mayor Mare is the favorite to win this term. Again. Though she does have an enigmatic young rival this time with a small but small following.>A Mr. Change Ling>In the voting booth, the changelings check the boxes for both their candidate and Mayor Mare>"Haha! This way they wont know WHO we voted for! Their entire system will collapse and they will devolve into anarchy! Then we will destroy them!">They each yell this.>While in the booth voting>Everyone can hear them.
ill take a request
>>13062357stop posting that dog
>>13062357Mewanon and bonbon huggingpassionately
>>13062357pinkie pie eating worms
>>13062357Doge with mewball
>>13062357Apple Strudel mountain hiking
>>13062357Cheerilee the morning after.
>>13062357Scootaloo dancing with Sweetiebelle
>>13062368why would she eat worms
>>13062357Cadance in footie pjs
>>13062347> Mayor Mare wins thanks to gerrymandering> It helps that many misread the instructions, believing it was a vote for who should be destroyed in hellish fire
>>13062360Why does Luna get all the cute little shotas?
>>13062357COOKIE CLICKER PONY
>>13062357uha dinosaurhaven't had one in a really long timea dinosaur sitting on alicorn twilight
>>13062357Pony with an anti-drug sign
>>13062357your little pony OC all decked out in biker gang wear trying to be gangsta
>>13060447This took way too long. I kept getting distracted.>>13060441maybe
>>13062368>>13062357Like Pinkie Pie maybe eating a mud pie with extra worms and rocks?
>>13062357Pony, pregnant and far too hot in the late August heat.
>>13062368Pinkie Pie eats gummy wormsBecause Gummy is very sick
>>13062383I'm not sure why I spoilered that.
Rarity is gassiest pony.
>>13062367second but replace hugging with kissing
>>13062384the song, nobody likes me everybody hates me
>>13062400haha, what is she doing
>>13062411Because it DRAWS ATTENTION, DOESN'T IT?
>>13062357A pony visiting Appaloosa with a hat that's far too big for him
>>13062400>back leg to front leg bumpI'm hnnging too much
>>13062357That cute vet pone from SOME putting doge down
>>13062400Still no qt marks?Poor girls.
>>13062400That's cute, Googles.I wonder if Scootaloo would remain short, even after they're all grown up.
>>13062357Fluttershy telling Aggel buny "ur a rabet"
>>13062417Third but replace kissing with cuddling.
>>13062416who said it came out of her backside?
>>13062453Oh Gosh, like she finally gets her cutie mark and learns to fly, but she's still small in stature and gets mistaken for a filly?
Our next poster likes ponies who have sex for money! Let's have a hand for Anonymous!
I've had an idea for a request but I don't know who to ask to capture it wellI want to see a Pinkie version of this
>>13062282Gee Saine, how come your mom lets you post two URLs
>>13062445> Saints Row fagshttp://i.imgur.com/8wwNF38.jpg
>>13062473Or is at least shorter than the average mare.
>>13062419NADIE ME QUIERE, TODOS ME ODIAN
>>13062476No I don't. You fucking liar. I will have you hit with bullet.
>>13062357pink pony wearing rainbowdash as a hat while she's sleeping
>>13062496Even smaller than this?
>>13062511Probably. By at least half a foot.
But I don't want to be turned into a pony
>>13062521what a liareveryone wants to be a pony
>>13062511manAnd she wold totally end up with a larger than average stallion
>>13062533Can I at least keep my hands
>>13062314>>13062314i guess everyone just plumb forgot the link?i know the person recently stopped taking requests temporarily due to the massive volume of themHEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND
>>13062521you shouldve thought of that before you drank that ponyfication juice
>>13062498HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA THE SONG WAS SPANISH
>>13062511>>13062519I can't tell if I like this cute or sexual yet. Size play is great, but the thought of a small adult Scootaloo is great. Does she still like being the little spoon?
>>13062511I like thinking Scoots would be a shortstack, with disproportionately huge wings
>>13062564Giant wings are fantastic, I can get behind that
>>13062562Why can't it be both?And considering her attitude, she will be a tiny little firecracker regardless.
>>13062533>>13062534I like my hands and my human form>>13062550I don't remember drinking an ponyfication juice
>>13062580I'm okay with this even though it conflicts with my "Scootaloo learns to fly like a hummingbird" headcanon.
>>13062587I slipped it into your water
>>13062595Pinkie why would you do that.
>The next villain destroys the Crystal Kingdom with a meteor so he can build a theme park over the rubble.
>>13062593My aaaangerAAAANGERThat's such terrible Flash
>>13062595Pinkie, has no-one ever taught you restraint?
>>13062593>this is terrible>notice its incestall of a sudden its good
>>13062611I need tungsten to liveTungstennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>13062595That would explain why my foreskin's grown backAnd for that matter why it's a fully fledged sheath... You know, were all my toes fused before or is this a recent development?
>>13062621That's not very fun for me pinkie, how would you feel if I slipped poison into your cake?
>>13062626is not that bad
>>13062626I think 'Shiny' is the name of the father?
>>13062595>pinkie coily admitting to drugging youI couldn't be angry at her ever
>>13062621>macro on the screen for less then 1 secondTHIS SHOULDN'T ANGER MEBUT IT DOES
>>13062593Its really not that badTiara is improvingCompare it to his first thingsI wonder when I'll be able to fap to it
>>13062656But it's only 2 words and it was done that way to fit with her lip synching
>>13062648It's an edit.Specifically to >imply incest
>>13062652> giant wingspan> it's about as wide as your old Trapper Keeper> and the wings aren't as stiffI pray that horse is just a late bloomer
>>13062661Pinkie, if I have a dick at the end of this transformation, I will rape you and lock you in a dungeon.
>>13062652More intimidated by that lower body
>>13062682>CMC micro by Andy Price
Finished that request.Even the simplest animation is goddamn annoying
>You will never huff an entire can of pone queefs then pass out in ecstasy
>>13062684Shouldn't you lock her in a dungeon before you rape her?
>>13062652It looks like she's presenting that hoofLike she wants me to worship itI kind of want toI don't even have that fetish
> you will never be given insane amounts of bronybux for shit like this
>>13062709No, I want to hunt her down when she's alone, violently rape her for turning me into a pony and then lock her away in a dungeon.
MT's art always makes me smile the most
>>13062713>Dash out of nowhere>she kiss-rape fluttershy
>>13062700>>13062713This is neat
>>13062595>>13062653>Having a nice lunch with Pinkie>"Say Anon, ya want some antidote?">"Antidote? To what?">"To the poison you just drank!" snort snort snort>"Pinkie I saw you put it in there. I didn't even drink any. ITs still right here, all full.">"Oh.">She spill the salt all over your food>"Uh oh! No you'll HAVE to drink something....">"I think I'll just go."
>>13062700>>13062713coolI love it
>>13062663>>13062647>its not that badi judge it based if i can fap or not, i cannot fap so i dont say its good.
>>13062700>>13062713Those are nice smears.
Who else likes erect wings as a sing of arousal. Unicorns and mudponies are nowhere near as expressive as glorious pegasi master race.
>>13062758I never liked it as a sign of arousal, but I do like it as a form of body language.
>>13062758To be honest I do
>>13062758What if Dash forgot to put on her wingpit deodorant and got a wingbonerthen she'd be stinking up the place
>>13062713Fuck I'm missing a scene, it's just big comic letters on a black card saying "SMOOCH"Anyway this is the last scene just after that.Look at the bush in the other two.
>>13062743>eat the salt food just to spite her
>>13062769I guess it's probably like a boner in the young, but only because they have 0 poker faceOlder pegasi can rein that shit in / hide their power level
>>13062758>unicorns not having a sign of arousal
>>13062782I shouldn't be getting aroused by that thoughtYet here we areYet. Here. We. Are.
>>13062713Where is promised lewd., Inkee