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We're actually good people who want to raise kids edition.
Ignore the rape jokes.

Old and selfish horse: >>13053143
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>morning wood

I remember the days when I had morning wood.
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no
i dont want ur freaky furry kiddos
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next horse best horse
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>>13058545
Well, "raise" kids is a bit much

I'm actively losing weight so I can stud out on Craigslist or the like
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>>13058545
Pinkie's face is so dumb in this
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My biggest fear is becoming close with someone and then irredeemably failing them.
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>>13058579
You need to get better-quality and longer sleep.

No, I'm not kidding, that's considered one of the greatest indicators for sexual health including the incidence of nocturnal erections.

It's almost neck and neck with obesity and cardiovascular disease.
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Okay, real question here. How many of you actually have children?
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>>13058621
hooray!
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gronk
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>>13058629
I know there's one grandfather, somewhere, in this thread
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>>13058579
Me too

It was this morning

and the morning before that and the morning before that and the morning before that and
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>>13058565
Hopefully it's nothing serious
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>>13058614
That's the reason why. It's like reading Hank or watching MLP.
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>hybrids
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>>13058621
I think everyone's got that fear. At least a little.
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>>13058626
What really?
I work out, get 8 hours of sleep a night, and eat a balanced, low-carb diet, and I haven't had morning wood in over a year.
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>>13058629
Do the ones I stole and locked in the basement count?
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>>13058629
I'm an uncle-in-law, does that count?
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Master race headcanon:

Humans and ponies can't reproduce, not even with magic. But humans changelings can.
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Would you tell Twilight that she's getting royally chubby?
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>>13058679
Hmm. It's possible you get erections while you're totally asleep.

Do you have any other problems with sexual function, or just noticing a taper-off in morning wood?
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>>13058621
>>13058670
how the fuck did these even get started
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>>13058690
>Master Race headcanon

Pfft.
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>>13058696
If it's ponies getting chubby, I'm not interested.

If they're knocked up, OHGODTHISMIGHTYNEED
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Celestia Quest resuming in 15 hours.
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>>13058690
But changelings canoncially can only turn into ponies.

You'd have better luck with the shapeshifter the cmc found.
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>>13058595
> wanting to become a bull
You are the worst sort of person
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>>13058702
MSoB
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>Satire General 2.0
I don't recognize you anymore.
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>>13058701
>other problems with sexual function

Haven't had the opportunity to find out.
This is 4chan after all.
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>>13058732
but what does that mean
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>>13058733
IT'S SAYTR
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Morning in ponyville shimmers
Morning in ponyville shiiiiines~
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>>13058702

I don't know but if I did I would find a way to go back in time to stop them
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>>13058702
The first drawing predated the fad by a year, but did help get it started.

An anon started a thread with a picture of a pregnant lyra and a simple comment that implied that anon was the father

someone posted the satyr that would become known as hope, and people started spilling their guts nd tears over their previously unknown desires to be a loving father.
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>>13058738
Well I mean do you have any trouble achieving or maintaining an erection?
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>>13058739
MoronSonofBoron
an artist that comes here
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>>13058745
Oh shut the fuck up, man.
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>>13058739
MoronSonofBoron is a drawfag that had a hand in starting it.
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>>13058752
I hate the internet.
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>>13058696
No, because she isn't.
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>>13058667
I actually find that kinda cute. It's certainly not grotesque. Kind of alien in a fae kinda way.
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>>13058752
vanilla as fuark
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>>13058753
Not really.
Though I don't fap nearly as often as I used to.
Being 26 sucks.
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>>13058752
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>>13058702
Lyraquest.
In Lyraquest II, the child would be named.
Unfortunately, the outside got wind of them before then, and slapped the name "Hope" on her.
which in my opinion is a terrible fucking name but people keep disagreeing with me.
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>>13058545
The overwhelmingly super huge vast majority of you are good people.

I think anybody who tries to proclaim /mlp/ or really any place as rape threat rape joke utopia is totally absurd and demeaning to its community.
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>>13058775
>hating people for wanting to be caring and compassionate
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>>13058792
YES I WOULD BE A LOVING HUSBAND AND FATHER
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>feeling the need to question every little fucking thing
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>>13058792
how can this set you off? Nice try, but no feels here, drawn green horse.
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Will big mac ever finally fuck me in the ass?
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>>13058789
I'm 25 and lately I've had to masturbate like three times a day just to feel sated / drained

Part of it is the stack, I guess, but it's been like this for a while now
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>>13058794
Hope is a lovely name for her. She represents so much potential for a brighter future, love conquering even the boundaries of species and more.
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>>13058794
In my opinion everything about it is fucking terrible, but people keep disagreeing with me.
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>>13058815
it's called extreme boredom
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/224492525/ponies-for-pathfinder-setting-handbook
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a public service announcement
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>>13058792
For one, we aren't married.

For two, it's pretty obvious she fucked some stallion.

Three. what the fuck is this horse doing in my house, goddamn, I rented Zecora's second grotto so the townsfolk would have less reason to wander over to stare at my dick.
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>>13058834
also partly autism and a little bit of ego
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>>13058827
>>/mlp/
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>>13058794
Hope is a dumb name. So is other names that already have a meaning, like Faith or Charity. The best name ever is Slatribartfast.
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>>13058841
Yeah, uh, I've known that for about 10 years

But thanks, Rarity. I'm glad you enjoy sex.
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>>13058841
sounds legit

alright rarity you're not a slut
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>>13058841
thanks Rarity, no one asked.
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>>13058815
Questioning stuff leads us to knowledge... or sometimes even more confusion.
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>>13058841
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>>13058801
>The overwhelmingly super huge vast majority of you are good people.
>implying "bad" people exist
>implying people are not inherently good
I like you, but you are not quite my nigga
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>>13058841

Rarara, please this isn't how I like my blowjobs
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>>13058843
>some stallion

That "stallion" was you. Don't you remember that morning you woke up all tangled up in the hammock?
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>>13058841
It makes you a slut

Being a slut isn't a bad thing
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>>13058794
Hope is a goddamn fucking terrible name.
Even MSOB dislikes it but he goes along with it because it's helping to make him brony famous.
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>>13058841
>being a slut doesn't make you a slut
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>>13058868
>>13058868
Bad people exist, but they don't start like that.

Monsters are not born, they are made.
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>The new villain figured out several loopholes in Elements of Harmony and exploits them.
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>>13058841
So uh. What's your record for one night?
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>>13058877
I think you're confusing me with the cosplayer who stole my jeans and wrapped himself in pink velour to look "human," Lyra.

I ... I don't know if they cover this in your biology classes, but cross-species pregnancies are rare and never happen across genuses.

Maybe there's a consultation center in town or something but, uh, I'm pretty sure you want to talk with Greg the Cosplayer Guy, not me.
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>>13058904
I'd like a villain that's defeated by being outsmarted rather than magic rainbow beam
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>>13058815
[music]
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>>13058904
So Flashpoint, but with the main 6 instead?
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>>13058885
no but you see it is the wonderful juxtaposition because lyra leaves you because you can't be happy with a pony and raise a kid together one of you has to leave the picture because life isn't all peaches and cream.
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>>13058894
Enjoying sex and having multiple partners doesn't make you a slut.

Maybe cheating on your significant other makes you a TRAMP, though.
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>>13058792
>this would never happen because I'd do extensive research before busting a nut in that horse for the sole purpose of avoiding such an event

The day I reproduce is the day satan rises from my fireplace and hands me a lollipop
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>>13058827
No, it fucking isn't.
It's the cheesiest thing you could ever imagine, if you actually named your child with something like that she/he'd bullied for the rest of his/her life.
Not to mention the fucking terrible puns, and the fact that you can't mention the word in any other context without thinking about the name.
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>>13058841
Thanks for the reminder, Rarity
you're the best
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>>13058815
>>13058921
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>>13058916
>I think you're confusing me with the cosplayer who stole my jeans and wrapped himself in pink velour to look "human," Lyra.

Someone pls
Pls
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>>13058918
>teaching young girls how to outwit bad people using their brain
>not telling them just to be pretty and everything will be solved
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>>13058926
That sounds kind of nice. How often do you get a lollipop from Satan? I don't even get a lollipop from the doctor anymore.
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>>13058916
>three months later, Lyra gives birth to a pony/human hybrid with Anonymous's hair-color and eye-color
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>>13058927
In our world hope would be a bad name, but in magic horseland, it is a very appropriate fit.
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>>13058923
>leaving
That's another thing I didn't like where they went with it. What happened to living with Bon Bon and Lyra and being life partners?
They soiled it.
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>>13058916
Celestia has a recording of you two doing the deed.
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Cadence would mind rape you into loving the child
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>>13058946
> you're pretty certain Greg cooked something up with Zecora
> find receipt for taboo magic
> afraid to say anything because she's your landlord
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>>13058949
It's still bad even for horseland standards.
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>>13058950
BonBon and Lyra are just as often roommates or simply BFFs

It's up to the fans really.
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>>13058835
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>>13058961
>there is no Greg
>there never has been
>you're the only one who has ever seen "Greg"
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>>13058957
Typo-riddled fanfiction isn't a court-accepted document, man.

> Celestia writes terrible naughty fanfiction of Anon breeding with every member of the main six
> Twilight finds it, is disgusted
> Fluttershy hears about it, has instant hot hot porn for the rest of her life because her standard for "hot hot porn" is pretty low as these things go
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>>13058975
>Greg turns out to be a hallucination due to magic
>You've been high on magic the whole time you've been in Ponyville
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Pony drank all your vodka
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>>13058999
>everything is suddenly hyper-realistic
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>>13058971
I think he meant in the context of the original story; Anon was pretty close to Lyra and getting closer to Bon Bon iirc.
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>>13058926
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/4/29/311195/full.png
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>>13058971
Well, if they'd followed the source material, Bon Bon and Lyra were a thing, and the satyr halfling was conceived during a night of illicit affairs and broken air conditioning.
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I would let any kids I have down.
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>>13058835
Well, that sure is a thing, there.
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>>13059023
GG

GG PLEASE

GG PLEASE HOW CAN MY DICK SURVIVE THIS
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>>13058996
>spoiler
Fluttershy faints outright at the combination of funky bass lines and lewd allusions to "laying pipe" or "ordering the sausage", she's more for stuff featuring stallions with big strong legs and a biiiiiiiig saddle
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>>13059005
>buying overpriced wodka
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>>13059035
HOPS STOP SLANDERING THAT PONY
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>>13059035
LOOK OUT RARITY, THOSE SNAKES ARE RABID
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>>13059005
I actually can not stomach even the most mild alchohol
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>>13059049
>implying I do
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>>13059023
GG stahp, stahp please.
Keep going.
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>>13059035

Hops pls
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>>13059056
>implying it's slander
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>>13059023
I didn't know there was more of that

neat
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>>13059062
Are you an Indian (American)?
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If you wanna make a pretty pony your wife, make sure you're prepared to raise children.
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>put effort into making every drawing unique, a new pose, new pony, more detail
>get less notes than a guy who shits out sketches of headshots, broken anatomy, disproportionate bodies, and severely fucked up faces
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>>13058999
>>13059018
>>13058975
> Humans just can't handle magic in Equestria
> you begin wearing a diadem to help block out the magic
> Everything is less confusing, suddenly, but there's still zero explanation for how or why a pony could get knocked up by a human
> Digging around the city trash heap in the paper recycling section, you realize Lyra used dessicated Changeling carapace to make herself more receptive in her time of need and used your Fleshlight's reservoir.
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>>13059042
>>13059066
>>13059086
Don't worry, your dicks will survive because dude has like fifty projects and this is one of them that is shuffled in the mix.
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>>13059083
I like seeing Rarity pummeled with snow
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>>13059102
Your problem is you're not pandering
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>>13059102
>caring about notes
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>>13058841
Liking sex doesn't make you a slut
Having multiple partner does.
Especially at the same time
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>>13059102
somebody in this thread?
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>>13059102
keep working
make friends
reblog others
abuse the tag system
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>>13059105
No, it's not that, I mean that line is making my dick explode

Applejack and breeding, holy shit

It's the only time I beat off to incest
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>>13059109
Pummeled with snow? Or snowballing with you?
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if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
never make a pretty pony your wife
and from my personal point of view
get an ugly mare to marry you
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>>13059088
Nope

Whiter than sourcream
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>>13059056
im not slandering her

she's just giving a disclaimer before she gets busy, she has a reputation to maintain

>>13059102
i'm legitimately sorry, anon

you deserve the notes more than i do
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>>13059102
>caring about notes

Only assholes care about notes. If you like what you draw, then that's all that counts.
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>>13059141
it's not you
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>>13059119
Multiple partners doesn't make you a slut as long as every partner knows and is ok with it.
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>>13059102
Did you have fun making it?
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>>13059102
If all you really want are notes:
Do things faster
Do art of other people's OCs
Settle for shitting out things quickly at a subpar level
Draw fandom-favorite characters
Draw fandom-created characters
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>>13059097
If I was committed to marriage, I committed to unconditional love.
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>>13059102
gib tumblr pls
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>>13059102
Tag your drawings
Draw OCs
Pander
And say funny shit about the newest thing to hit the internet that week
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>>13059119
having multiple partners especially at the same time doesnt make you a slut it makes u a pro at sex
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>>13059130
Anon I am going to kill you.
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>>13059102
Let me guess.
It's Dotkwa.
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>>13059104
>Fleshlight's reservoir

That's disgusting.
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>>13059130
>derpy
>ugly
Pick none
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>>13059102
I think Jay got so popular from LMR, since Cupcakes universes was the "thing" at the time on tumblr.
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>>13059177
down with molestia xd
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>>13059038
your kids would be born with downs

horrible joke, i know
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>>13059105
I know

Though honestly right now I'd rather have Sky Den 2 than more of Applejack Fucks Spike Because She's In Heat
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>>13059199
Well, anything but that.
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>>13059165
I thought everyone complains when you reblog stuff.
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>>13059193
>not picking Derpy
You monster
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>>13059102
Draw silly things for other blogs that will get posted
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>>13059151
my point still stands

your work probably deserves recognition much more than mine and i havent even seen your art
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>>13059193
i know, i don't even know where people get this from. Especially when Twist, Snips,Snails and Scootaloo exist.
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>>13059192
It would explain why an anonymous benefactor bought it for you, come to think of it.

http://i.imgur.com/qOFoExK.jpg
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>>13059222
There's probably a happy medium of art and non-art. It's best to have your own art tag if that's the case, though.
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>>13059222
You can't only ever reblog things, then you annoy the shit out of people
Also if you're going to reblog, make sure you're sucking someone's dick when you do so and not just reblogging something you find neat
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>>13059233
Pfft, no. I have confidence in my art but yours is much better than mine. I love a lot of your drawings.
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>>13059224
I would date and love derpy in a heartbeat, but the implication that she is ugly is flat out wrong
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>>13059244
>this is an actual thing

Made in Japan, I presume?
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>>13059222
It's the idea of quality vs quantity. Having a bunch of empty posts and reblogs can turn your tumblr to shit.
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>>13059097
Why did I marry such a shitty background pone
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>>13059287
Clearly because you two hit it off really well
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>>13059179
>tfw can't sex because I'm not experienced
>tfw can't get better because can't sex
Apparently there's this window when you are a teenager and if you miss it you will never have a sex life.
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>>13059287
It was a wild night and both of your were drunk in Las Pegasus.
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>>13059144
It's human nature to seek recognition for your efforts. It's no different from since when you were a child and you wanted to show your parents something you made.

And come on, it is kinda depressing when you spend a few hours trying to perfect your drawing, down to the last detail only to have your art be glanced over.

I'm not saying it's not the artist themselves' fault either though. Their drawings may not be interesting at all, despite what they think and thus should practice getting their composition/rhythm/visual interests right
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>>13059179
No it doesn't. It means you are either very charming, very rich, or your group of friends are also individuals of sexual perversion and you like having orgies.

You could have only ever had sex with one person and be a "pro at sex".

>>13059154
Doesn't that mean your not partners, just preferred associates?
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>>13059274
No.

http://youtu.be/bDOYN-6gdRE?t=18s
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>Ponies go to earth
>Brains scrambled by the immense amount of EM manmade radiation
>Start randomly firing magic everywhere
>Pegasi running into windows
>No more ponies on earth, okay?
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>>13059315
Yeah but then you get to be a wizard
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>>13059315
Or just find people who are into inexperienced partners. Alternatively, go to a brothel or escort service.
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>>13059287
Look at it this way: Now her kids have hands instead of living life as shitty mudponies
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>Twilight + Rainbow Dash
>Pinkie Pie + Fluttershy
>Applejack + Rarity
>Spike + Applebloom
>Trixie + Gilda
>Celestia + Luna
>Shining Armor + Cadence
>Flash Sentry + Discord
>Crysalis + Sombra
>Derpy + Dr. Hooves
>Spitfire + Zecora
>Daring Do + Mare Do Well

Are these good default teams for the Equestria Quest Campaign?
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>>13059244
>>13059274
I cannot fathom the function of this device exactly other then that you stick your dick in it, maybe
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>>13059253
I find it in this case it's better to ignore what people think and reblog whatever the fuck you want.
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damn son, where'd ya find this
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>>13059315
Don't worry. The Master Chief was a virgin too.
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>>13059274
No, it's an actual Fleshlight made by Fleshlight in the USA.

Why you'd want a specimen cup I'll never know

Maybe some guys have trouble getting enough volume for sampling at the doctor's office with hands alone?
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>>13059315
And now you understand the job market too
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He's still been the most entertaining villain character in the show so far
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>>13059222
they do

ignore them or openly ridicule them i prefer the second

or make an art tumblr and forget to post art to that instead of your main one

wait are we talking about how to become popular here or
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>>13059315
You know, or just find someone who actually likes you. I don't think too many people would mind exploring with you if they like you first.
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>>13059347
>>Spitfire + Zecora
Still doesn't make sense. Why not Fleetfoot or something?
>inb4 somebody gets upset about Derpy + Dr. Hooves
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>>13059244
>shot glass to drink your cum after you're done

fucking genius
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>>13059320
don't sweat it son. People are fickle and their likes/desires fleeting. You'll get your recognition someday
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>>13059347
>Flash Sentry + Discord
>Spitfire + Zecora
what the fuck?
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>>13059355
I thought we were still on the subject of garnering notes and attention
Yes, that is the normal and sane way of doing things
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>>13059380
>not 150mL
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>>13059347
This is stupid. You're stupid.
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>>13059370
He's still been the most randumb xd character in the show so far
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>>13059370
I really want to see them do something neat with him in the wake of KCAFO
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>>13059370
They did have John freaking De Lancie voicing him
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Have you ever told seth to go to bed in person?
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>>13059400
Uh hello
Pinkie Pie has existed for 3 whole seasons.
Dumbass
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>>13059405
I did love him in breaking bad
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>>13059349
That's pretty much it

That's what a Fleshlight or any other onahole does

Granted sometimes it's pretty fucking amazing, because you can get your hips involved, change the pace, pick how shallow you want to dive, etc. etc.

In all seriousness the old Stamina Training Unit I had was amazing and there's a discernible difference when you're about to cum, training you to recognize when you're about to cum and edge off it.
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>>13059393
... can you cum that much?
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>>13059329
are you saying if you just dropped someone in the medieval ages in this time period they would instantly go insane from various forms of radiation?
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>>13059347
>Twilight + Rainbow Dash
>Pinkie Pie + Fluttershy
>Applejack + Rarity
>Trixie + Gilda
>Flash Sentry + Discord
>Chrysalis + Sombra
>Derpy + Dr. Hooves

what in the living fuck are you on
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>>13059374
How do you openly ridicule someone on Tumblr?
I can't figure out how to add to a discussion I've started.

Also why is Tumblr so serious about everything all the time jesus christ
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>>13059375
But then they'll stop liking me when they find out I'm bad at sex.
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>>13059414

>Derpy now lives inside the cocoon she was trapped in for four issues.
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>>13059274
it does have Japan written all over it. those bastards are ingenuitous when it comes to things like these.
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>>13059437
Hello, yellow horse, do you need assistance?
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>>13059411
I'd like to tell Joel to go to bed
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>>13059321
>enjoy sex = sexual perversion
>sex is sacred only do it with your wife
>u have to be rich or beautiful to have sex

lol ok
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>>13059437
fine thanks

how about you
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>>13059451
It's a Fleshlight Flight MD. Made In America (TM).

http://www.fleshlight.com/flight/
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>>13059445
Then they never really liked you did they?
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>>13059453
Didn't meet him at bronycon
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>>13059412
This guy gets it.
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>>13059430
there's nothing wrong with the first three.
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>>13059473
Well, nothing wrong with Applejack + Rarity.

The other two are ridiculously wrong.
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>>13059449
>fleetfoot still stalking him in that third panel
>animal house gag
Cook and Price confirmed for being based.
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>>13059452
>>13059459
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>>13059415
I had both the regular one and the STU. After the gimmick wore if I threw them away.
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>>13059470
>zooms out
>Penn at his computer
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>>13059470
>>13059412
Fuck you guys, the only Pinkie episode guilty of that is Games Ponies Play
Seriously, one of the best aspects of her character for me is how she avoids that
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>>13059489
She's also by Daring Dos wing.
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>>13059466
I don't like you either!

You better watch yourself, I have the death sentence on 12 systems!
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>>13059465
Hmm. No URL?
http://www.fleshlight.com/flight/
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>>13059496
Why don't you ask her?
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>>13059496
I don't know, I haven't checked lately
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>>13059496
I think Pinkie Pie had the left-overs, you should check with her.
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>>13059470
>now we don't have to write any lines for Pinkie this episode!
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>>13059502
Are you watching the same show as we are? Even her friends call her random because that's what she is. An annoying random pony.
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>wanting a human based fleshlight
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>>13059506
I watched that minutes ago
you're a cool guy, anon
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>>13059457
If you are poor, ugly, or unskilled you shouldn't have sex ever. Stop diluting the gene pool.
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>>13059512
>>13059518
>>13059523
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>>13059457
having sex with multiple people at the same time is typically considered something perverted or deviant. Also just plain unhealthy unless you know everyone's medical history beforehand. But then that just makes your relationship with them weird afterwards.

The rest is just implying implications
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>>13059532
Big Mac has needs, Anon.
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>>13059500
So far the Flight has been totally worth it and more like $30, not $60 on average for a full-sized "on sale"

Really that site always has a "sale," other than Labor Day you'll always get "15% off," and even then Labor Day means they're liquidating the old product lines for like 30% off. The product is good enough but that's some straight-up jive.
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So when's the next con?

that isn't a brony con
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>>13059504
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
SHE'S SO CUTE AAAAA
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>>13059467
I mean Joel Zimmerman, or "deadmau5"

he was in /mu/ a few months/year ago and there was at least one reply to him telling him to go to bed
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>>13059544
b-but i'm just practicing, i'm not going to ejaculate and have kids, i swear!
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>>13059558
Oh yeah, I saw that
Someone said "GO TO BED, FAKEASS"

And he totally went okay.jpg and went to fucking bed

Leave it to a /mu/ faggot to ruin it for everyone else
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>>13059558
I think Deadmau was banned from SA for "bad music".
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>>13058637
I LOVE YOU CAIMON
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>>13059589

That isn't Caimon

that's Crackle
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>>13059102
Sorry dude. If it makes you feel better I don't get many notes either, but who cares.
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> your pony waifu will never require you to do the chicken dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066pRrMafKU
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>>13059582
>/mu/ fucking something up
are you surprised
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>>13059556
New york comicon is in october
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>>13059531
Well, yeah, but random != annoyingly so.
It's a fine line, but I find her written well much, much more frequently than I think she's being unfunny. Seriously, my only problem with Pinkie close to that was the fucking cinnamon bun gag. That's EXACTLY how you DON'T write it, and I can see why it would get on your nerves.
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>>13059608
Same person
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>>13059556
that's what I want to know
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>>13059626
HOLY SHIT I AM THERE IS THERE A BAR THERE?
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>>13059634

You are mistaken
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>>13059504
>>13059557
Man, I wasn't sure if that was her.

I can't wait for the pay-off in the comic.
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I only ever get notes when I draw Derpy.

I dunno though, I'm just trying to get better.
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>>13059642
not in the con itself but there are several good ones in walking distance
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>>13059655
BEST SHIP OF THE CENTURY
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>>13059582
I loved how someone told him to invite Skrillex to the thread, and he was actually considering it.

>>13059584
Oh wow, I, for one, still like his music, Strobe was perfect
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>>13059609
Those only look vaguely human

But somehow I'm still aroused

I'm not so sure about this maca part of The Stack, guys. This new lust is like being 15 again.
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>>13059629
i didnt find the cinnamon bun gag as bad as the NOOOOOOOO and her stupid fucking "silly faces" thing in the palace
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>>13059569
Do you know where a good place to practice is? SUMMER CAMP
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>>13059662
Looks like more Bacardi 151 and Jerk Shirts for me
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>>13059432
they complain "stop reblogging pictures/drawing anthro/whatever i want more horse porn" in your inbox
then you publish it with a drawing of your anthro bird character barfing on them and call them an anus chunk

>>13059548
considered perverted or deviant by a lot of people who have opinions of me that i dont really care about anyway
and i'm still friends with all the people ive had sex with, its really not a big deal unless you make sex a huge commitment for whatever reason
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>>13059655
She's really fucking cute.
I hope they kiss
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>>13059554
I'm sick of masturbation. If it's not with another person then it's pointless.
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>>13059677
I've forgotten those, and I don't think I want to remember.
It wasn't a bad episode, just bad for Pinkie.
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>>13059664
Man, if only they'd both been in-thread

And why on Earth would he go to /mu/? It's a terrible echo chamber of dickheads.
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>>13059556
rainfurrest is late september
>>
There are a few ways you can guarantee yourself notes on tumblr

- Draw gift art for a relatively popular artist (especially if they're following you) and they'll reblog it
-Draw things with sex appeal (Softcore and Hardcore both apply)
-Draw tumblr-cute things (Easy-Hard depending on where you're at with your art)
-Draw really really excellent art (least reliable method)
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>>13059626
Does it cost a lot of money to go there?
I'm in driving distance but I have no idea how much cons cost. I snuck into the last two bronycons.
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>>13059700

anon stahp you know that that'd be too fucking kawaii for a pone comic
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>>13059700
I bet there's gonna be a scene where they seem to be looking right at each other, with big happy eyes

she leans in for the kiss

Big mac walks off to get the nails that were right behind her.
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>>13059715
Well either you can masturbate and edge / keep yourself in practice

Or, I dunno

Hit up Craigslist or OkCupid or something

Your fucking choice, Anon
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>>13059655
I'm excited to read this comic solely for Fleetfoot being adorable.
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>>13059556
DragonCon is in a week, should be fun
http://www.dragoncon.org/?q=featured_list
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>tfw you will never have fun sex with people you trust and are friends with
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>>13059663
>>13059700
>>13059743
I'm still expecting Luna to pop back up, probably with a whole bunch of scavenger hunt stuff.

But Fleetfoot is a cutie.
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SHOWKILLPONY LIKES TO KILL SHOWS
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>>13059740
I'd be fine with this.

In fact this would be perfect.
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>>13059729
http://www.newyorkcomiccon.com/Buy-Tickets/
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>>13059745
I have

it's fun

Thing is, it's almost the same as having sex with someone who I'm not friends with

Nothing like a good ole power fuck
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>>13059655
Fleet doesn't really like Mac, she just has brain damage from the crashing.
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>>13059691
No. bad troll. When I feed you your supposed to spit something back up about how sex should be casualized that I can use to make this conversation go in circles. you're rebuttal was to obvious. Your more worthless then a fluffy pony.

Fuck it. I'm going to bed
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>>13059754
By far my favorite issue.
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>>13059754
> that filename

What is this boner

So sudden and new
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Fleetfoot, Cherilee and Luna catfight for Big mac when?
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>>13058690
Did I miss the changeling kids?

Fuck.
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>>13059765
Dang, 30-40 bucks isn't so bad
I'll try sneaking in away.
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>>13059768
How the heck do you initiate something like that anyways.

"I'm pretty horny, want to fuck?"
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>>13059799
Nnnno, you missed out on some satyr fans

Men and women who want to fuck pone/human hybrids
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>>13059798
anon you are a genius
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>>13059798
I don't think Luna really liked Big Mac
She just used him because he was strong
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>conventions
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>>13059812
I thought it was people who wanted to fuck pone and have pone/human hybrids.
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>>13059810
More like "ungh, goddamn it, I haven't been laid in ages."

"Yeah, me either"

"..."

"So, you want some beer or a wine cooler, or-"

"I want your cock inside me. Raw."

I once led an interesting life.
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>>13059809
The guards are present and actually competent and they check your tickets all over the place

I'm mad I missed out on the 3-day passes. I had so much fun last time and got some nice posters from romantically apocalyptic signed by the artist behind it.
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>>13059818
is that a batman symbol?
hahaha
her shirt is awesome.
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>>13059812
>men and women who want to fuck to create pone/human hybrids

more accurate.
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>>13059835
There were some of those, too

Really I could do either but I attempted to stay out of that conversation
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>>13059812
It's people that want to have a loving family with their waifu
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>>13059844

She also has a trekkie shirt during the 3-legged race
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>>13059700
>Luna brings back the nails from her scavenger hunt
>Big mac takes them happily
>She vows revenge
>A super villain is born
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>>13059754
What did she tell Mac to go find again?

How much do you want to bet nails are on her list?
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>>13059855
you could fuck anon's pone/human hybrid children

and be anon's son-in-law
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>>13059810
Put it out there that you want to fuck a lot.
You'll get shot down most of the time and sometimes be called a pig.
Every once in awhile you'll get some.
It's like hitting a fly with a bazooka.
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>>13059873
Yeah

I could go for that
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>>13059837
I think I'd need a drink or two before engaging in something like that
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>>13059873
Is anon okay with that?
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>>13059863
No it's the horse fucker version of loli
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>>13059873
>fucking my daughter
>ever
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>>13059861
That porn is so ridiculously cute that I dawww'd at it.
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>>13059864
no shit?
I missed that one.
must have not been prominent
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>>13059777

>Fleetfoot learns that BigMac has a little sister named Applejack.
>Learns from Spitfire that one of her rookies is friends with Applejack.
>Fleetfoot kidnaps Rainbow Dash and disguises as her to get closer to Applejack to learn more about BigMac.
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>>13059919
You can't control her forever
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>>13059912
Oppai loli?
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>>13059556
Sac Brony Expo. DustyKatt will be there.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING PONIES
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>>13059901
I never have. I mean it's been okay with it, but at least at one point in my life I would have been down for it at the drop of a hat.

I will never, ever look at a general-purpose room the same way again
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>>13059869
The only item that was explicitly known is a horse shoe, we couldn't really see the list.
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>>13059935

>horn piercing

I...wat
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>>13059935
The only dick going in my daughter is mine.
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>>13059941

>dream girl
>best

Oh luna, why you so fun comic horse
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>>13059940
>I will never, ever look at a general-purpose room the same way again

Oh oh, story time?
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>>13059919
>>13059953

i.imgur.com/dman1sN.jpg

She's going to do this for some guy and/or stallion

You can't stop it
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>>13059953
So you want her to be a lesbian who's okay with being raped by her father?
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>>13059941
>implying a nail isn't going to be the last thing on the scavenger list
>implying Luna isn't going to take it so that she can win the hunt
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>>13059970
I fooled around at boarding school with a girl, by way of learning how to pick locks
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>>13059936
Oppai filly
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>>13059929
meanwhile...
>Say, where is that super high-profile head trauma case we just had in here?
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>>13059929
>girl does this
>it's cute, funny, and endearing
>guy does it
>everybody wants to kill him
>>
Your waifu's secret fetish is zebra cuckoldry.

REVERSE zebra cuckoldry.
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>>13059974
shit/10
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>>13059974
NO, BONER NO
LIGHT IS RED, RED, I REPEAT, RED
OPERATION IS A NO GO
I REAPAT, NO GO
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>>13059977
Oh, no, that's probably pretty likely.
The climax of the story is set up to be a wonderfully screwy convergance of all these little things Mac keeps getting caught up in (you just know the CMC fireworks is going to get involved, too).
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Dooks pls stram.
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>>13059940
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>>13060000
Reverse as in you fuck with reckless abandon in front of a pony-nigger, your white cock darting in and out of her in ways he can never hope to achieve given your stamina and length?
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>>13060018
He looks kind of weird without his yoke
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>>13060000
So...She wants me to fuck a zebra mare?
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>>13060018
I bet it's going to be his escape plan
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>>13060037
Has anybody put him in his 80s band with Cheerilee?
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>>13059936
ssshhhh
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Hops pls
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>>13059936
oppai loli is an oxymoron
they might as well be midgets with tits at that point
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>>13060039
woahoho
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>>13060057
I know I've seen it before somewhere, yes please
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>>13060057
great, you just reminded me of one of the earliest fanfics I ever read

It had Cherilee lamenting her dull and lonely life, only for Big mac and Rainbow Dash to take her to an 80's club for a fun night and to dance the safety dance.
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>>13060032
Well, uh
>>13059986
That's pretty much it.

Really hosed my academics with that fling because I was 17 and could barely think past my dick at the time. If I could go back in time I know exactly when I'd beat some sense into my younger self.

Still pretty hot, though. Totally what shaped my kinks for creampies and thick short girls.
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>>13060057
>>13060018
Is there some compiled source for all of these?
If I download, print, cut out, and make all of these, does it count as pony merch?
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>>13060108

I read a similiar story about Big Mac and Dash fucking Gilda.
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>>13060142
They come from issue #9
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>>13060076
Does this look like a midget to you?
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>big mac will never rut you
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>>13060108
That in turn reminded me of an early fanfic where Dash goes clubbing with Spitfire who has a one night stand with an upset Dash.
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>>13060192
that looks like an abomination
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>>13060192
If she can't lactate, I wouldn't.

If she can lactate, only from behind.
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>>13060207
... Do you remember the title?
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>>13060192
a midget with massive arms
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>>13060199
Good. I don't want to get ripped in half or die from being impaled.
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>>13060159
Thought I'd seen them before, but I wasn't sure if there were more of them or not
thanks
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>>13060199
>yup
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>>13059998
It's just how things work.

Boys just can't pull out the cute stalker thing. Sorry.
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>>13060220
No it was 2+ years ago
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>>13060255
It can be cute if the guy is like 12 years old and the girl is much older
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>>13059998
>>13060255
I dunno, I can see that being pretty cute
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> you will never truly reach for your dreams

http://youtu.be/bek1y2uiQGA
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>>13060255
>tfw double standards
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>>13060255
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush
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>>13060284
deal with it
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>>13060255
You're not imagining harder enough then.
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>>13060284
Lyra stalking Anon when?
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Isn't a guy stalking a girl being cute and endearing the basis of at least half of romantic comedies?
>>
Apologies for lateness, some last minute business with family, but I should be free for the rest of tonight.

Shall we play BraeburnQuest?
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>>13060220
flying high in the summer sky
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>>13060210
>>13060211
>>13060223
She just wants to have fun.
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>>13060289
And I'm gone for 3 days

If I don't come back, tell your waifu that she is a shit.
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>>13060289

>linking to tvtropes
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>>13060332
sounds boring tbh
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>>13060281
Fuck that, man.

>you will never DRINK DRINK DON'T WANT NO JUICE with a pone

http://youtu.be/KJbizLRegzM
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>>13060319
stalking isn't cute
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>>13060332
You mean PinkieQuest? Because I thought that finished already.
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GENTLEMEN

HOW DO WE CURE CANCER
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>>13060337
There's big tits on big women, which I find hot, and then there's this, where she's like 12 with tits that dont even fit on her small frame. I mean really look at her left tit. It's like trying to escape.
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>>13060332
Let's kick some ass!
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>>13060366
It is if you actually love said stalker as a secret.
Then you can have some yandere tsundere shenanigans.
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>>13060381

Well, the cancer is still in early development, one would suggest that cutting it out while it's young would be the best course of action.
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>>13060332
We just got Braeburn's back, right? He's not a real deputy but we're still figuring this out?
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>>13060381
http://www.cancer.org/fight
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>>13060364
Wait, sorry, that was censored. Fuck that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEp8tzO9QWE
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>>13060381
Just like in real life, the only cure is death.

Even if chemo, it will only metastasize.
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>>13060332
>>13060380
>Braeburn
Oh shit did Brae finish his Pinkie thing or what. How far into it are we?
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>>13060284
Its because men are big and scary, and it's much easier for them to rape things.

Sorry, it's biology.
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What VA's would you like to see in S4 or future
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>>13060332
I would of played if we picked the Laborer character.
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>>13060399
too much fantasy
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I feel like drawing and I haven't drawn pony in forever.
Requests.
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>>13060415
Mark Hamill and Steve Blum
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>>13060428
Rarity's Dad fishing with grade A b8
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>>13060428

Goggles is that you?
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>>13060428
Sweetie Belle as an awkward, tallish preteen
The other two crusaders are still short.
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>>13060408
This is the best song from that game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgrpjp_6XOk
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>>13060417
I was honestly going for that class as well, but We need you, sheriff, we're in a tight spot.
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>>13060415
>janeway in MLP
>To Hatius with Celestia's directive
>we are doing it my way
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>>13060427
What? explain.
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>>13060448
> lel gamegrumps is 4 loozers let's make wet noises in the mic
> SHREK SHREK SHREK

Love is ogre.
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>>13060438
Dash knows bait the best.
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>>13060381
Genetically engineered T-Cell treatment seems to be working. We've already got one confirmed "cured" leukemia patient.
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>>13060415

>he died before he could voice a pony villain

Shit fucking sucks
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>>13060462
Too unrealistic for me to enjoy. Similarly with most anime.
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>>13060495
For you
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>>13060415
>Janeway as a VA

Seriously what is her Twitter or FB WE NEED THIS SHIT seriously
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>>13060428
An annoyed Rainbow Dash soaked to the bone.
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>>13060461

Does this mean we get a female changeling in a skimpy full body suit as a new character
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Mistress Rarity
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>>13060499
Well then, enjoy your boring and healthy relationship for the sole purpose of procreation, down to earth one.
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>>13060415
I want grown up spike to be voiced by steve blum
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>>13060532
Just imagine Janeway as a VA;
>decent character design and VA'ing
>believable voice

I want this
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>>13060448
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>>13060428
excuse me sir, do you have a license for that pony
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>>13060532
Changelings don't have genders/sexes.
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>>13060448
But that's wrong.

http://youtu.be/a4ld5Qn-8Ik?t=2m (SPOILERS)
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>>13060581
>banters with Discord
That was the only good part about Voyager.
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>>13060533
"Open wide~"
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>>13060595
Unless you want them to.
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>>13060532
No, just an episode where two ponies become alligators and have alligator babies together before reverting back to being ponies and everyone forgetting it ever happened.
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>>13060604
>discord wants a long lost friend
>brings back pircard and Janeway

MAKE THIS HAPPEN /MLP/
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>slugbox drew sexy rose fursona

Well this is going to be a first for my fap experiences
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>>13060598
Dance endings are the worst shit ever. No, I take that back. All dancing is retarded. I have yet to see a single dance that wasn't dribble.
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>>13060598
Whoever made that video is a dumb asshole who didn't finish all the loyalty or side missions and got the bad/neutral ending and no super-Gat or Super-Kinzie.
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BraeburnQuest is on.
>>13060645
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>>13060650
You gotta try to get your groove on before you get paid.
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>>13060653
You don't know the half of it.

SPOILERS YES THE MAJOR SPOILER IT IS THE ENDING SPOILERS DO NOT CLICK IF YOU WANT TO BE UNSPOILED FOR SAINTS ROW IV AND POSSIBLY V

http://youtu.be/Yen8UZqomZQ
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I'm very sorry for the late gifts and art that I promised I would do
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>>13060665
>braeburnquest
>no tits
why even bother
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What does the internet think of your waifu?

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/
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>>13060730
Dude don't worry about it
Honestly
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>>13060595

Never is that stated. What is stated however is that Chrysalis is a Queen, and she is referred to as a "she"


>>13060632

I thought we all agreed years ago never to discuss Threshold ever again
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>>13060730
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>>13060769
It's probably a typical beehive scenario
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>>13060495
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>>13060763
But I feel awful
I've gotten some gifts and they've asked for pictures and I still haven't finished them weeks later.
I really wish I had more time to draw in peace
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>>13060788

>bronies in charge of taste
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>>13060751
>tfw shit taste
>everything you type there gets more negative reactions than positive
No, I'm not Terse.
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>>13060769
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>>13060819

You are killing me anon
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Pone
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>>13060847
holy shit

blues got a sex change
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>>13060800
Seriously man
It'll be alright
Keep it in your heart but take care of the truly important things first
Gifts are gifts, don't feel like you have to immediately settle accounts
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>>13060847

That is a cute eternal blankflank pone that is very rarely brought up
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MLPG is on the bleeding edge of culture
We set trends before the internet even knows what to think
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Now entering THE PONE ZONE!
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Why do I want janeway to be a VA so bad
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>>13060859
it's his loser sister
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>>13060881
That's 4chan in general.
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>>13060903
Why is she a loser?
I'd go out with her
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>>13060645
gonna be a showdown
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>>13060931
She's an awkward weirdo that's not good at anything.
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>>13060894
I'd rather Levar Burton
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>>13060931

She is an adult blankflank

That is like the pony equivalent of a NEET
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>>13060946
Sounds adorable
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I HATE WHEN PHOTOSHOP AUTOMATICALLY CHANGES YOUR MODE INTO GREY SCALE!
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>>13060877
She has very cute messy hair. Purple Cheerilee looks weird, though.
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>>13060871
Th-thank you
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>>13060974

Her mane is actually unique from what I can tell, was pointed out a very very long time ago too. I think she is the only background pony with that precise mane style
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>>13060946
But she is good for fucking
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> your pony will never come home sopping wet after a day of being a raging bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Hd096GpBMMs
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>>13060962

So it is proven. My waifu really is better than your waifu!
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>>13060992
She's also the one Reddit stole and recoloured for their OC.
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>>13060957
>>13060992
Guys, it's pony tomoko
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>>13061009

That poor, poor pony
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>>13059102
who are you? I want to give you notes.
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>>13061009
>recoloured
it might as well be a different pony, it's not her fault they used her likeness. Besides, a lot of ponies look the same.
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>>13061018
Pls dont dishonor the nameless NEET pone with tomoko's name
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Even though EG brought Twilight x Flash Sentry, it at least gave us Trixie x Peanut Butter Crackers.
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>>13061102
It was a one-time joke, it's the same as the "20% cooler" joke
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>>13061102
I still prefer the former over the later to be honest.
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>>13061102
CHEESE CRACKERS.

CHEESE.
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>>13061102
It's starting to get as annoying as any other FIM joke.

And I honestly see it as more of Trixie always being hungry for a quick snack.
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>>13061102
>brought Twilight x Flash Sentry
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>>13061061
This reminds me

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRAEBURNED
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>>13060882
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>>13061176
But she didn't say anything about Flash The Human.
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YNOP
YNOP
YNOP
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>>13061150
why boner

why
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>>13061209
What?
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ded
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>>13061285
beb
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>>13061238
That's not dancing at all
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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>>13060946
so just like me_
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>>13061293
what about spoop
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ANONYMOUS YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH PONY'S CHILD
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Is MLPG shitting itself for anyone else?

I'm posting on my phone because chrome doesn't seem to be letting me open it properly
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>>13061343
But I haven't slept with any ponies!
How do you know?
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>>13061376
negative ghost rider
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>>13061343
BRB POOL

BELLY FLOP
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>>13061343
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>>13061343
But that's not possible

I'm on the Pill!

It was a little difficult to get the prescription, what with me having a dick and all!
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>>13061293
>You will never bronchiolitis obliterans organizing pneumonia your favorite pony
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>>13061343
Goddamn ponies
I'm not going to stop drinking
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>>13061405
SA is the father
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>>13061405
Alright, I'll admit it

I'd fuck that cotton-candy horse

I'll even breed her for that fuckstain husband of hers
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>>13061416
What are you drinking tonight anon
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>>13061405
WHORSE
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>>13058629
I did but I ate them so they wouldn't usurp my throne...
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i ran into rarity at the store today
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so there are 65 eps in the show so far
that means, if someone were to stream an ep a day until season 4, they need to start 26 days from now which is...

thursday september 19th
would it be possible to automate the streaming process?
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>>13061343
but I've never had sex with anyone, let alone with pony

is this some sort of pony jesus thing
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>>13061424
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>>13061437
Fuck off
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>>13061418
we assume it was both of them and they raise a family as a threesome
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>>13061424
sorry nerd, you have no chance with the princess
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>>13061447
Yes, Shining, and when's the last time you filled her with seed as she ached and burned?

Too busy with your glimmering breastplates and luncheon after luncheon, serving at the Princess' call.
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>>13060428
Fluttershy telling Aggel buny "ur a rabet"
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>>13061476
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>>13061428
i have been gone for a while. its good to see my favorite meme is still popular in mlpg.
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>>13061466
hold up
ZOOM, ENHANCE
do I recognize that button?
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>>13061448
no
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>>13061466
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156366953

You;d be surprised.
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>>13061466
It occurs to me that marty stu bullshit or no, it's probable that any Human that appeared at chance in Equestria would be considered visiting royalty or at least some sort of delegate and at least would have an introduction to cotton candy horse and the rest of the getalong gang.

At least probably, because the discovery of some talking sentient ape unknown to those lands would be a matter of some interest to the Elements.

Any given Anon would fuck it up easily, but hey

It's possible if you're not a dumbass
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBrHZLPdNzg

GTA V main theme.
For those that care.
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>>13061557
I really don't.

Don't mess with the Saints.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cJYDvFC__8
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It must be weird being as tiny as Spike around the little ponies
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>>13061529
reminds me of that guide on what to do if you happen to meet intelligent aliens
we should make one for going to equestria
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http://i.imgur.com/LxomCe6.jpg

rarity giving blowjob lessons to sweetiebelle
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>>13061573
>SR
>after 2

kek
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>>13061576
nah, you know dey bout to be slabberin over your huge dragon diks in like a hunned years doe
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>>13061591
you'd think rarara would let it hit her hair
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>>13061591
Why don't they just use imp
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>>13061589
The Pythagorean theorem thing seems like a good bet
Before that, you really should make camp and start a fire
That would show you can at least fashion tools to master your environment to a passing troop before direct contact
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>>13060381
With AIDS
http://www.thegailygrind.com/2013/06/21/fighting-fire-with-fire-doctors-use-hiv-virus-to-cure-girl-of-cancer-video/#.UhgxyD91IZA

Shut up I know I'm late
>>
MLPG I think 4chan is getting to me

There's so much trolling and ironic shit posting and actual shit postings and baiting and double ironic meta shitpost trolling and false flagging and terrible communities and us vs them attitude in regards to everything forever

I know its always been like this, but half the time I don't even know why I still come here
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>>13061520
>you have missed out on teenage love
>you'll never be 15 and in love
>lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
>not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
>only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
>you're in your 20's now
>gotta get a good job
>gotta be a serious man now
>all the good ones are taken
>maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
>you have missed out on teenage love

fuck
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>>13061615
*wouldn't
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>>13061603

bur
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>>13060381
With hugs
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>>13061643
it's ok, me too
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>>13061621
>what the fuck kind of diplomat is this
>he took all the royal sticks and set them on fire with the royal rocks
>is he making a fucking knife out of that stone
>OH MY GOD HE'S GOING FOR THE LOCAL DEER
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>>13061643
you come here because you're still convincing yourself good things will happen eventually
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>>13061061
who's that artist?
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>>13061668
And since deer aren't as... docile as they are here, they'd be forced to intervene to save the Anon's life.
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>>13061061
I forget
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>>13061668
No, no, this would be long before they consider you any sort of diplomat

You're some sort of weird almost hairless ape thing out innawoods that hasn't made landfall in a town yet, let alone a major city

Making camp and starting a fire would help settle you in and incidentally show signs of intelligence or at least high-level instinct to Equestrians
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>>13061690
>deer here
>docile

Brit here

Did you mean "small"? Because the deer here will attack you for no fucking reason.
>>
http://31.media.tumblr.com/7e6bfd10f7df99351b3a9008488ce8fa/tumblr_ms0lf1JXRt1srmv7zo1_400.gif
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>>13060307
>"Hey Anon! I'm you, see!"
>Poops on the ground
>Rolls around in it
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>>13061702
Oh Jesus I want to rape that crying horse, grunting "BUMP" with each thrust
>>
What if the main 6 were stuck in a loop of an endless summer vacation.
>>
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

NEW VERSION IS OUT
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>>13061647
See, people need to post stuff like this more often.

I'll never work up the depression to kill myself without posts like this.
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>>13058545
>who want to raise kids edition.

>tfw it will always be a want
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>>13061729
>you will never have another hero
>you will never have another chance
>you will fall
>because you never tried to stand up for yourself
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>>13061723
O fug. What's changed?
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>>13061702
>>13061061

Bump?

More like RUMP!
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>these graphics

FUCKING DROPPED
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>>13061713
oh boy my fetish


http://i.imgur.com/7extC.jpg
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>>13061758
Apparantly fucking everything.
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>>13061713
It's better if you imagine someone's making her do it.
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>>13061486
oh god why boner
>>
>human goes to equestria
>ponies don't even care
>act like he's just another pony
>no special status granted
>no revulsion or unusually strong attraction for no reason
>still acknowledge that he's human
>this is exactly what happens with every other visiting species, but they usually ruin it by being jerks
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>>13061767
absolutely....
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Do we still hate Final Draft?
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would you fonut a pony
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>>13061767
>He's got a little dick and can suck it
>I can't suck mine

Life isn't fair
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>>13061792
that would be nice. It would just be a small thing, like that guy who has nice eyes or something
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>>13061792
I'd like that.
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>>13061780
i know what you mean, forced autofellatio is a huge fetish of mine but its so rare
>>
Hey, guys
I'm trying to find that animation of a pony with a pie cutie mark who spreads whipped cream on one asscheek, swings around, and totally KO's the guy.

It was on YouTube - any suggestions?
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>>13061792
>Settle down with cute background pony
>Raise adopted children or ones from previous marriage
>Be happy
I wouldn't mind
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>>13061824
>Substitute for love
Heh.
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>>13061723
heh.
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>>13061854
>>>/derpibooru/
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>>13061832
In hiring for a new secretary at the bank:
"He's the guy who can type really, really well."

"Oh neat! Does he have family around here?"

"Uh ... well, probably not. I guess it never came up. Never seen anyone as tall as him before, you'd think his parents would stand out."
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>>13061854
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5Q2v_5QpUC8
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>>13061897
Thank you.
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>>13061870
No, Pinkie Pie is the cutest pony
>>
Get drunk

Or


Do something productive
>>
>>13061894
Heh, that would actually be pretty funny.
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>>13061894
Ponies are so tolerant

i wonder how many known changelings they have just hanging around, living happily in society and limiting their love sucking to safe levels
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>>13061925
Why not both?
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>>13061925
I'm gettin drunk but it's a slow night so maybe I made a mistake
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>>13061943
people ask too many questions sometimes. Curiosity is fine, but you gotta MyOb to a certain extent
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>>13061925
get drunk and play cookie clicker
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>>13061943
I guess that's possible, maybe even probable given how well Crysalis could take over the mines in Canterlot without Celestia's knowledge.

Maybe it'll be touched on in the comics.
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>>13061972
You don't really 'play' cookie clicker though, do you?

You...attend it. You tend to it.
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>>13061972
what's the point, you can't eat the cookies
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>>13061943
i wonder if a weird "True Blood" fiasco would happen if discovered
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>>13061990
You let it run while you bake cookies in real life.
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>chistery attention whoring

good night then
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>>13061945
I dont like doing things drunk

at least not these things
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ok kids
i need to know the name of that tumblr
of that person
who was doing $50 model commissions
i need to get some ponies made
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>>13061990
go out and get some supplies to make yourself some cookies

maybe a pizookie

shit's the bomb
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>>13061943
>hey uncle starlight, turn into rainbow dash again!
>can we see your pinkie pie impression? pleaaaaaaase?
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>have not seen the word "ponk" for 2 threads
bretty good
>have been browsing mlpg for 6 hours
not so good
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>>13062026
ponk
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>>13062015
Pizookies are overrated.
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>it now runs even if it isn't the primary tab
Oh no, now it's going to be there forever.
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>>13061780
It even looks like it, judging by her expression
unf
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>>13062034
well, my own post cancels it too, y'know
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Would you buy Fluttershy a Hitachi?

https://derpiboo.ru/408565
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Equestrian science is the best in the world!
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>>13062011
You seem to be confusing speculation about the show and/or comics with attention whoring.

Also be it said that somehow Crysalis could set up shop and start mind-controlling bridesmaids and holding a Princess captive without anyone's knowledge for God knows how long

How many spies do you think Canterlot has? How many double spies?
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>tfw people used to always say rustled jimmies
>now they say rused
im getting too old i cant even keep up with all the new memes anymore
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Scrunch battle go!
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>>13062059
it's a cartoon show
also i thought you died in a bus crash
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>>13062048
eh.

>>13062058
i'm surprised that stroheim lived as long as he did through that entire part
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It's fucking happening
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>>13062041
it did that before, for me at least
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>>13062059
they are all ded
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>>13062014
fuck off dinofag
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>>13062060
that's really small
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>>13062071
>also i thought you died in a bus crash
Well, that's inconvenient.
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>>13062059
Zero and zero.

Only friendly resident changelings like harshwhinny
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>>13062074
Wait a second
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>>13062077
I had to have it in a different window for it to run independent of my attention.
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>>13062099
I think that's as big as it gets
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>"Indentured Servitude" - Grandma

pfffffffft.
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>>13062073
Still annoys me that neither him or Lisa Lisa are on ASB.
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>>13061723
Thank you Twichy finger.
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>>13062117
The news stories are hilarious
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>>13062089
i'm trying to make ponycrossing with my newfound job riches you ponce
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Lil strongheart was a cool character
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>Walter White is Lex Luthor in MoS 2
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>>13062116
how can you even use that as a wallpaper
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>>13062051
shit's expensive tho
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>>13062138
i dont understand
is this what you want http://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gj
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>>13062138
nobody cares about that anymore
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>>13062144
Multiple monitors
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>>13062144
It works okay on my 2 monitors with just blacking out the empty space on the top/bottom
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>>13062144
multiple screens
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>>13061943
>There is actually a fairly large minority of Changelings in Ponyville, living double lives under cover under orders from their queen and trying to usurp the ponies at every turn
>But they're bad at it
>REALLY bad at it

>"Uhhh, Pinkie.....why are you here AND over there in line for cookies?"
>"Don't worry, its fine, it's fine, Mrs. Cake. Just pretend you don't notice."
>Fake Pinkie walks up to Pinkie and orders exactly a dozen cookies from her. they pay with exact change
>"Oh no," Pinkie Pi says dead pan. "I accidentally given you thirteen cookies instead of twelve!"
>"Haha, but I already payed!" Fake Pinkie says, snatching the cookies and running for the door. "Later, fools!"
>They just let them go with a smile.
>"But Pinkie, the baker's dozen is always complimentary."
>"I know that. But they don't. It makes them happier this way."
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>>13062164
>>13062169
>>13062170
i know but still
blacking it out is meh
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>>13062099
I have a bigger version saved, but that's max size for 4chan.
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>>13061767
Dibby pls
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>>13062177
>fake twilights routinely walk into the library and take books
>"i'm going to steal all of your knowledge! ponyville will be mine!"
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>>13062195
There's only about an inch of space I had to black out, it's really not noticeable
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>>13062099
>>13062195
I'd black you out
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>>13062099
>rediv will never shame your dick
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Will she be in Season 4?
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>>13062229
most likely
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>>13062125
Well that was fast.
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>>13062143
who
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>>13062213
>>13062195
it's 9600x1600 at max res
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>>13062198
>>13062198
can you put it on imgur, I thought that was the big one
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>>13062222
Please

If it's not AT LEAST 10"x7", she won't even talk to you.
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>>13062157
>http://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gj
no

>>13062159
considering i get asked about it/old to do it every time i speak up, i guess not
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>>13062249
is hers bigger than mine?
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>>13062245
http://karzahnii.deviantart.com/art/What-Friendship-is-all-about-322964598

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/236/a/1/what_friendship_is_all_about_by_karzahnii-d5ca92u.png
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>>13062261
Her smallest dildo is bigger then 95% of men
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>>13062254
I care if it's pony vidya
ask again later today
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>>13062245
Imgur would downscale it too.

Go to his Deviant art and click the download button to get the 9600x1600 version
http://karzahnii.deviantart.com/art/What-Friendship-is-all-about-322964598
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>>13062264
>>13062282
Damn, beat me to it.
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>>13062254
>>13062277
it was that tumblr
of that person doing models on commission for $50
i was going to get them to make a base male/female pony and the extra bits for unicorns and pegasi that i can slap on the models at runtime

am i the only person that remembers this
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>>13062177
> They keep eating poison joke because for most Changelings it holds them in one form - something meant to be very inconvenient for shapechangers, but helps the very young and old or tired maintain one shape and voice.
> This becomes a problem, as they can't tell each other apart all that well -- or sometimes distinguish copies from the originals, because frankly the kids are starting to lose the accent altogether.
> Changelings are unfalteringly polite when company come to call, offering snacks and drinks. They're very good at blooming flower tea.
> Twilight's had horn dysfunction after elevenses more times than she'd care to remember.
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>You will rut your waifu in the throes of lovemaking
>She will never make you feel like a real stallion
>You will never bathe in the afterglow and just lay in the musk of each others' sweat.
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I am addicted
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>>13062282
Thanks Saine, I love you

>>13062264
2 links? This is terrible
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>>13062328
you know what's terrible?
forty links
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>>13062211
>Its election day in Ponyville
>Mayor Mare is the favorite to win this term. Again. Though she does have an enigmatic young rival this time with a small but small following.
>A Mr. Change Ling
>In the voting booth, the changelings check the boxes for both their candidate and Mayor Mare
>"Haha! This way they wont know WHO we voted for! Their entire system will collapse and they will devolve into anarchy! Then we will destroy them!"
>They each yell this.
>While in the booth voting
>Everyone can hear them.
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>>13062328
<3
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ill take a request
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>>13062357
stop posting that dog
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>>13062357
Mewanon and bonbon hugging

passionately
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>>13062357
pinkie pie eating worms
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>>13062357
Free Bird
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>>13062357
Doge with mewball
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>>13062357
Apple Strudel mountain hiking
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>>13062357
Cheerilee the morning after.
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>>13062357
Scootaloo dancing with Sweetiebelle
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>>13062368
why would she eat worms
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>>13062357
Cadance in footie pjs
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>>13062347
> Mayor Mare wins thanks to gerrymandering
> It helps that many misread the instructions, believing it was a vote for who should be destroyed in hellish fire
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>>13062360
Why does Luna get all the cute little shotas?
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>>13062357
COOKIE CLICKER PONY
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>>13062357
uh
a dinosaur
haven't had one in a really long time

a dinosaur sitting on alicorn twilight
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>>13062357
Pony with an anti-drug sign
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>>13062357
your little pony OC all decked out in biker gang wear trying to be gangsta
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>>13060447
This took way too long. I kept getting distracted.
>>13060441
maybe
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>>13062368
>>13062357

Like Pinkie Pie maybe eating a mud pie with extra worms and rocks?
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>>13062357
Pony, pregnant and far too hot in the late August heat.
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>>13062368
Pinkie Pie eats gummy worms

Because Gummy is very sick
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>>13062383
I'm not sure why I spoilered that.
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Rarity is gassiest pony.
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>>13062367
second but replace hugging with kissing
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>>13062384
the song, nobody likes me everybody hates me
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>>13062400
haha, what is she doing
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>>13062411
Because it DRAWS ATTENTION, DOESN'T IT?
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>>13062357
A pony visiting Appaloosa with a hat that's far too big for him
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>>13062400
>back leg to front leg bump

I'm hnnging too much
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>>13062357
That cute vet pone from SOME putting doge down
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>>13062410
EWWWWWWWWW
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>>13062419

??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBwMvFQYlz4
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>>13062400
Still no qt marks?

Poor girls.
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>>13062419
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>>13062400
That's cute, Googles.
I wonder if Scootaloo would remain short, even after they're all grown up.
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>>13062357
Fluttershy telling Aggel buny "ur a rabet"
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>>13062417
Third but replace kissing with cuddling.
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>>13062416
who said it came out of her backside?
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>>13062453
Oh Gosh, like she finally gets her cutie mark and learns to fly, but she's still small in stature and gets mistaken for a filly?
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Our next poster likes ponies who have sex for money! Let's have a hand for Anonymous!
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I've had an idea for a request but I don't know who to ask to capture it well

I want to see a Pinkie version of this
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>>13062282
Gee Saine, how come your mom lets you post two URLs
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>>13062445
> Saints Row fags
http://i.imgur.com/8wwNF38.jpg
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>>13062473
Or is at least shorter than the average mare.
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>>13062419
NADIE ME QUIERE, TODOS ME ODIAN
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>>13062476
No I don't. You fucking liar. I will have you hit with bullet.
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>>13062357
pink pony wearing rainbowdash as a hat while she's sleeping
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>>13062496
Even smaller than this?
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>>13062511
Probably. By at least half a foot.
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But I don't want to be turned into a pony
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>>13062521
what a liar
everyone wants to be a pony
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>>13062521
faggot
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>>13062511
man
And she wold totally end up with a larger than average stallion
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>>13062533
Can I at least keep my hands
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>>13062314
>>13062314
i guess everyone just plumb forgot the link?
i know the person recently stopped taking requests temporarily due to the massive volume of them

HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND
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>>13062521
you shouldve thought of that before you drank that ponyfication juice
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>>13062498
HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA THE SONG WAS SPANISH
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>>13062546
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>>13062511
>>13062519
I can't tell if I like this cute or sexual yet. Size play is great, but the thought of a small adult Scootaloo is great.

Does she still like being the little spoon?
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>>13062511
I like thinking Scoots would be a shortstack, with disproportionately huge wings
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http://askrapestia.tumblr.com/
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>>13062564
Giant wings are fantastic, I can get behind that
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>>13062511
unf
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>>13062562
Why can't it be both?
And considering her attitude, she will be a tiny little firecracker regardless.
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>>13062533
>>13062534
I like my hands and my human form
>>13062550
I don't remember drinking an ponyfication juice
>>
http://i.imgur.com/IQfl2VW.gif

Much better.
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>>13062580
I'm okay with this even though it conflicts with my "Scootaloo learns to fly like a hummingbird" headcanon.
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>>13062587
I slipped it into your water
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>>13062595
Pinkie why would you do that.
>>
>The next villain destroys the Crystal Kingdom with a meteor so he can build a theme park over the rubble.
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>>13062593
My aaaanger

AAAANGER

That's such terrible Flash
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>>13062606
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>>13062595
Pinkie, has no-one ever taught you restraint?
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>>13062593
>this is terrible
>notice its incest

all of a sudden its good
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>>13062611
Dr. Eggman
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>>13062611
I need tungsten to live
Tungstennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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>>13062595
That would explain why my foreskin's grown back

And for that matter why it's a fully fledged sheath

... You know, were all my toes fused before or is this a recent development?
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>>13062621
That's not very fun for me pinkie, how would you feel if I slipped poison into your cake?
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>>13062626
is not that bad
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>>13062626
I think 'Shiny' is the name of the father?
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>>13062580
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>>13062595
>pinkie coily admitting to drugging you
I couldn't be angry at her ever
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>>13062621
>macro on the screen for less then 1 second

THIS SHOULDN'T ANGER ME

BUT IT DOES
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>>13062642
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>>13062593
Its really not that bad
Tiara is improving
Compare it to his first things
I wonder when I'll be able to fap to it
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>>13062648
obviously SA
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>>13062656
But it's only 2 words and it was done that way to fit with her lip synching
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>>13062648
It's an edit.

Specifically to >imply incest
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>>13062652
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>>13062652
> giant wingspan
> it's about as wide as your old Trapper Keeper
> and the wings aren't as stiff

I pray that horse is just a late bloomer
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>>13062661
Pinkie, if I have a dick at the end of this transformation, I will rape you and lock you in a dungeon.
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>>13062652
More intimidated by that lower body
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>>13062684
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>>13062682
>CMC micro by Andy Price
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Finished that request.

Even the simplest animation is goddamn annoying
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>You will never huff an entire can of pone queefs then pass out in ecstasy
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>>13062684
Shouldn't you lock her in a dungeon before you rape her?
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>>13062700
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>>13062652
It looks like she's presenting that hoof

Like she wants me to worship it

I kind of want to

I don't even have that fetish
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> you will never be given insane amounts of bronybux for shit like this
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>>13062709
No, I want to hunt her down when she's alone, violently rape her for turning me into a pony and then lock her away in a dungeon.
>>
MT's art always makes me smile the most
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>>13062713
>Dash out of nowhere
>she kiss-rape fluttershy
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>>13062700
>>13062713
This is neat
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>>13062595
>>13062653
>Having a nice lunch with Pinkie
>"Say Anon, ya want some antidote?"
>"Antidote? To what?"
>"To the poison you just drank!" snort snort snort
>"Pinkie I saw you put it in there. I didn't even drink any. ITs still right here, all full."
>"Oh."
>She spill the salt all over your food
>"Uh oh! No you'll HAVE to drink something...."
>"I think I'll just go."
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>>13062700
>>13062713
cool
I love it
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>>13062663
>>13062647
>its not that bad

i judge it based if i can fap or not, i cannot fap so i dont say its good.
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>>13062700
>>13062713
Those are nice smears.
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Who else likes erect wings as a sing of arousal.

Unicorns and mudponies are nowhere near as expressive as glorious pegasi master race.
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>>13062758
I never liked it as a sign of arousal, but I do like it as a form of body language.
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>>13062758
To be honest I do
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>>13062758

What if Dash forgot to put on her wingpit deodorant and got a wingboner

then she'd be stinking up the place
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>>13062713
Fuck I'm missing a scene, it's just big comic letters on a black card saying "SMOOCH"

Anyway this is the last scene just after that.

Look at the bush in the other two.
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>>13062743
>eat the salt food just to spite her
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>>13062769
I guess it's probably like a boner in the young, but only because they have 0 poker face
Older pegasi can rein that shit in / hide their power level
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>>13062782
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>>13062786
Sneaky.
div>
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>>13062758
>unicorns not having a sign of arousal
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>>13062782
I shouldn't be getting aroused by that thought
Yet here we are
Yet. Here. We. Are.
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>>13062713
Where is promised lewd., Inkee
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