Old Horse>>13046328One day, Celestia kick Twilight Sparkle out of her library in Canterlot and tells her to make some friends. What kind of ponies do you think Twilight would meet at her new home and was their introduction into the show great? Where the hell was Celestia when Nightmare Moon took her spot at the end of the episode?
I was told there would be belly rubs
Total slave for donkey cocks!
where are the belly rubsyou said there would be belly rubs
>>13053160LOYALTY CASCADE INBOUND
>>13053182how about buttrubs
>>13053143>Where the hell was Celestia when Nightmare Moon took her spotShe was hiding out in the matrix room, watching Twilight Sparkle's progress on the tube. She would have come in and beaten Nightmare Moon down if Twilight Sparkle failed.
>>13053143She was getting wasted
>>13053143i remember watching this episode for the first time, also>Spike's tailphallic symbol, phallic symbol
>>13053164Here you go!
>>13053213 He said Belly rubs. Not Ponies waiting for Belly Rubs
Celestia Quest resumes in 19 hours and 30 minutes.
>>13053210would you let him pierce you with it sexually?
>>13053160So Fleetfoot is using Cheerilee to learn more about Big Mac?
>>13053160>Not trying to poison her drink so she has a better chance with Big Mac
>>13053203Don't forget the end of the episode.>Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13053241>not angling for a three-way
>>13053143Nightmare moon overpowered her/She held her punches knowing that Twilight could save her.
>>13053245This asks for a Yaranaika edit.
>>13053245THAT FUCKING FACEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>13053238>>13053241She doesn't know about Cheerilee's connection, yet.
>>13053245fuck no this drawing is horrible
>>13053266Oh boy, things will get weird when she figures it out.
>>13053275yea, it's AIIGHT
>>13053286holy fuckthat is the smuggest pony I've ever seen
>Work on project all day>tired>still have to work on less important project that's due by the end of the day.Pdbeh L vkrxog mxvw txlw Gldprqg Grjv. Lwv qrw ixq dqbpruh dqbzdb.
>>13053305Klonderp pls draw
>>13053300I forgotten about that one.
>>13053298this nigga skipped "Boast Busters"
>>13053283That pony is very pretty. I wonder what she does in her time off?
>>13053283i'm sure they'll share because big mac does have two testicles, after all
>>13053305>work on pony all day>exhausted>still have to work on second pony that's due by the end of the daythis is what happens when you try to pony more than one pony
>>13053266It will be catfight of the century
>>13053312Kind of have to.
>>13053298For good reason.
>>13053298well she has friends, magic, wings, a kingdom to rule, and a great pony assshe's got a lot to be smug about
>>13053229Can you link me to the archive? Lets see if I can catch up till then and finally participate
>>13053329I'm not seeing any wings and she's still smug as fuck
What happened to you, mlpg?
>>13053329>friends>magicwhy did you list the same thing twice, anon?
BraeburnQuest is still scheduled for 7PM PDT tonight, that's 4h30m from now.
>>13053329>a kingdom to rule
>>13053351a library to rule?
>>13053329Rarity's pony ass is better
>>13053318She writes romance novels.
>>13053305>work on personal project all day >tired>no deadline>I can chill and fall asleep in front of the computerI don't give a damn
>>13053342She's not smug, she's just a Tara Strong pony
>>13053348I can't wait to fail all of our rolls again!
>>13053370That it is, but pony ass is still pony ass
when all the mane 6 are alicorn princesses, who will be the best alicorn princess?
>>13053319>fleetfoot>sharingCheerilee would 'disappear.'
>>13053362How much time do you think she spends with her subjects?
>>13053382magic princess best princess
>>13053398c-can I horse inside of it?
>>13053381fair enoughI guess you'd be hard-pressed to find a pony ass that ISN'T nice
>>13053399IS SHE GETTING OFF TO SCIENCE?!
>>13053399I hope she doesn't call them subjects
>>13053252That is the next episode.
>>13053318shegoes to fairs, obviously.
>>13053388possibly into big macs giant balls?
>>13053416>not getting off to scienceishygddt
>>13053388>she wants a relationship>he just wants a nailTypical male
Make me laugh MLPG.
>>13053430Into an early grave.
>>13053438my little pony stallions have more sexual stamina than humans
>>13053436>wants to change him to fit her idealsTypical female.
>>13053438ur mum #rektsohardm8lulz
>>13053438have a silly pony misunderstanding
>>13053438The joke is PURPLE.
>>13053421>implying two-parters aren't one episode with two parts
>>13053386>>13053305Ol oz yzuvvkj hkotm lat, payz cgoz atzor oz yzgxzy hkotm lat gmgot. Ol eua vuyz ut znk hrum zngz eua waoz, eua sge xkmxkz ol rgzkx eua cgtz zu iusk hgiq zu oz.
>>13053438>How about a knock knock joke?
>>13053438Yo mama's so classless, she could be a marxist utopia.
>>13053468It's two episodes. Each one has a credits sequence. Because they aren't a single episode.
GENTLEMENHOW DO WE FIX WORST PONY WORST PRINCESS WORST VA WORST FANS?
>>13053436You fucker. I just got it.
>>13053499>okay, you start!
>>13053470That's a good plan.
fart faart faaaartanal anal analslut slut slutmary suebest ponymispronounced color pie
>>13053506Simple. We retcon the Alicorn moment.
>>13053506This >>13053533and remove EG
Well I just got back from Texas baby!
>>13053557dont look at me like that
>>13053570I love Ronnie Filyaw.
>>13053529You forgot bait.
sex with pinkie pie
>>13053573Did you get a giant foam cowboy hat?
>>13053573Texas always seemed like Applejack's home state if they had one.Which states do you think the other ponies would be from?
>>13053624cuddling with Big Macintosh
>>13053624the wildest sex
>>13053570I love the rain. http://www.rainymood.com/
>>13053659He said sex with Pinkie Pie, not sex with a cottage-cheese fat chick with a bad dye job.
>>13053570Whomp hits so close to home for me.
>>13053688EVERY FUCKING TIME
Alright, seems like thread is quite active so I will take my chances (and try to do not fail this time so miserably).I, uh, I need your help with OC name. Her original name is Morning Mist, she is a ghost pony that haunts Ruins in Everfree. Her cutiemark and special talent is irrelevant right now due to her, well, state but she does have them, yes. I actually wanted her ghost name be some kind of modification of her actual name so it would be close in meaning.Anyway, she kinda playful (like most of the ghost characters I guess?) and and trickster but only if she is confident that she can pull it out on a lonely stranger. She usually avoids groups because a bit frightened, both by the fact she will be discovered and their possible attitude towards her. Cautious, but curious.Sorry for all this OC crap, I'm just bad at decent names.
>>13053570>>13053688I honestly do not understand these.
>>13053653Rarity would be from New England
>>13053704someone all ready posted this picture herewas that you?
>>13053685I don't have any pictures of pony Pinkie
>>13053713congrats, you probably don't suffer from depression or social anxiety
>>13053713good for you
>>13053704hashtag happy mando something
>>13053704What's wrong with Morning Mist as a name for a ghost pony?
>>13053713Your life is better off without knowing
>>13053704Will o' Wisp.
>>13053704Its a nice name. Also, what this anon said. >>13053718
>>13053713First one he is cripplingly depressed and can't even bear to keep walking. Also takes off his clothes because being naked is more comfortable.Second one his roommate's friend is over, but he can't bear to meet her because it would be so awkward since the friend's been coming around for a long time but he's never met her because he's such a shut in and now it would be too embarrassing.
>>13053704So why did you have that on your clipboard, anyway?I don't hate Morning Mist, actually.Better than anything I can think of
>>13053736ithink it's like when Luna -> Nightmare moon
>>13053704How the fuck does that hind leg even
>>13053718>>13053744>>13053734Yep, I failed miserably and posted clipboard text lel. Explanation here: >>13050493>>13053736Nothing wrong, but as a non-english fag I dunno if it is good enough? Sounds okay?>>13053761She is a ghost. I ain't gotta explain shit!
>>13053704thesaurus.com might give you some ideas
everyPONY will gather round, see i look lovely in my gown.
>>13053778call her morning star
>>13053790what they DON'T know is that i am dressed in drag
>>13053790That song is one of the best of the series.
>>13053720here you go
>>13053802I believe there is at last 6 ponies with such name.
>>13053814yea, it's good
>>13053816yes this will do nicely
>>13053816what an ugly pony
I wonder if endii will do another mini quest.
>>13053861THIS IS ILLEGAL!
>>13053863i wonder if your f a c e is stupid
>>13053878butterfly in panties please
>>13053902Fuck off with that shit.
>>13053902Wouldn't she wear boxers
how does anthro even workhttp://sadpanda.us/images/1810912-9BSX028.png
>>13053969oh god never again
>>13053946Nice to you are back
>>13053825Ignoring all the other mary sue bullshit, the one trait that I see in literally every single bad OC is the "chivalrous and kind to his friends but will meet anyone he dislike with hatred"
>>13053969pinkie take those rocket nose cones off your chest this instant
>>13053946needs more hips
>>13053996those are actually well drawn
and if our transcendental lift shall find a final floorthen man will know the death of god where wonder was before
>>13053946You should draw him showing off a pair of cute panties
>>13053946I want to hug that dragon
>>13054026I been traveling seven seasTrains, highways, STD'sFell in love million timesDrank tequila and got high
>>13053946Look at him trying not to raise his tail
>>13053778>She is a ghost.
I came across an old sketch I never finished and tried to ink it.Maybe I should start over.
>>13054107what's wrong with it?
>>13054003i just drew this straight and manly dragon on a whim since i wanted to gauge my ability with drawing stuff i haven't drawn before and this time it took me only 2-3 tries, so i guess these nonpony studies are actually helpful with everything. still slow though.>>13054036maybe later
>>13054107Yeah, I'd say scrap it and try and rework the pose a bit.
>>13053902>Panties, Please>Your checkpoint is now equipped to inspect women's underwear for contraband and explosives
>>13053946Fuck off Kraut
>>13054116I don't think the human looks like he's actually on the same ground as Gloomy is, and Gloomy's butt is all kinds of weird.
>>13054126Glory to Arstrotska
>>13053704Do you draw that?
>>13054145The main problem I think is that glooms body is way to short
>>13054157Haha, no, I will never be able to draw like that. It was a commish:http://jackjacko-eponymous.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>13054134Careful with those edges, anon. You might cut yourself.
>>13053921>>13053878Are you shitting me>>13053863maybe, i'm not sure yet,
>>13054171I was trying to have her lie at almost a straight angle from the camera. Perspective is not one of my strong suits.
>>13053704Mizzle's a fun synonym.
>>13054184Man, I love Jackos stuff
>>13054184>I will never be able to draw like thatMaybe you will, one day. You never know.
I could care less
>>13053716No way, her parents are obviously from Wisconsin.
>>13053956but in her mini-quest she had a drawer full of panties
>>13053716>>13054269rarity grew up local with applejack, shouldn't she be texas too regardless of where her parents hail from
>>13054292>hide the bad anotomy~
>>13054299Anatomy's a crutch, anyways.You don't really need to know that kind of stuff.
>Go to work>Leave the /co/ Affleck = Batman sticky open on my computer>Get home>Somebody posted my face immediately after I left>It's staring at me when I get homeWhich one of you fuckers was it?
Why is Pinkie Pie such a fucking cunt?
>>13054235I know I won't, I'm too lazy to practice often enough to reach that level
>>13054107Can you draw Marker into that mix?
"Do you like my new manecut, Anon?"
>>13054344>goat trains riding big mac.png
>>13054371why is your butt so fat
>>130543718/10 would jizz on
>>13054371You missed some
>>13054334ot was me
>>13054399I would play with Rarity's lustrous beard.
>>13054344>>13054375I love that picture.
>>13054371Its adorable.The proportion of this pony seem a bit off. The Head is too small compare to her body.
>>13054408>6...is that supposed to be Dash's haircut?
>>13054371>>13054408That's a terrible face shape and body, I can't judge the haircut
>>13054408>that fat chin
This is what I was going for last time. Still not sure about those back legs, though.>>13054350I can give it a shot.
>>13054422No other ponies has that hair but Dash.
>>13054422>>13054441It doesn't look like Dash's hair.
that is looking much better, but her right buttcheek looks small
>>13054436>I can give it a shot.Aw neat! I assume you post your art in the sub?
>>13054371Bobcuts best cuts
>>13054408>3 and 5All she's missing is a proper drill hair.
>All this DWM drama going onFor fucks sake, fandomhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np8fVCkWhkM
>>13054481Yeah, I post stuff there when I finish it. Or if you find me here, you can bug me about it.
>>13054489It would be neat to see one in the show.>>13054509Kind of look like a dog in the thumbnail.
>>13054408I like #7, doing 15 Barrel rolls in a row can't be easy.
>>13054521Okay! Its good to know.
>>13054517>You got raped? Stop being such a wuss!
>>13054489Damn right.I know it makes her even more "OC" ish, but I don't give a shit.
>>13054517I don't see anything on my dash. I think I unfollowed the right persons.Cuteosphere stopped posting, too, so that helps.
>>13054548>Implying this actualy has anything to do with rape
>>13054560i unfollowed cutosphere
>>13054574I was torn for a moment, but their art is cute and they took distance, so it's fine.
DWM is the brony equivalent of the Tea Party.They sound like the people who say "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn" should be banned from schools because they use the word "nigger"
>>13054574i almost unfollowed cartoonpony
>Digimon Adventure and 02 pop up on Netflix>It's the uncut, Japanese dub with subtitlesFUCK YEAH
>>13054633Eh? What did they say?
>>13054509You should draw him showing off a pair of cute panties
>>13054647she was kindf pro dwm, but stopped short of being obnoxious/holier than though.
I unfollowed one person who posted that DWM shit.And I haven't had any desire to draw anything pony in a week.I think I'm finally ready to move on.
>>13054633>look up cartoonponythat's cute
>>13054627>>13054685the fuck is a DWM
I don't even collect any merchandise but I hate it when Hasbro does this kind of thing. It's almost a perfect set but instead of a Diamond Tiara they include some random fucking background unicorn filly.
>>13054574>>13054633>tfw I have one guy posting stuff about DWM>tfw he does it comically enough against it that it borders on my sides flying off to Luna tiny ass.Feel good not to follow people who don't take shit seriously.
>>13054696DT is in another set.
>>13054708Well that's bullshit.
>>13054695The "Down With Molestia" movement. A bunch of self righteous fucktards trying to take down the Ask Princess Molestia tumblr.
>>13054695Down With Molestia, tumblr's latest tantrum
>>13054674It's terrible how these kind of movements show artists on another light.
>>13054720>tfw someone who was was your supposedly level-headed senpai reveals themselves as an obnoxious asshole
>>13054415lol i think youre rightdat head is too small
Let's make an edgy pony hunting game.
>>13054716Actually it's most likely jelly artist trying to get rid of the big fish
>>13054745Do it yourself, /b/.
>>13054734>tfw if you ever become famous by doing shit people will realize you're just another asshole of the bunchThank dog I was born lazy.
>>13054745what if ponies hunting humans?
>>13054741being a guy from both /mlp/ and mlpg, I have a lot of guys from both sides that I follow.4chanpony
>>13054745Yes.And the ponies are the hunters, hunting sexually for human cocks.
Why do people act like rape is a big deal anyways?
>>13054776And if the ponies win?
>>13054747thisthe movement kind of reminds me of mlpg at its worst, in a way
>>13054787Rape can be incredibly trraumatizing for the victim.
>>13054772>those rapist joe postsOkay, that's pretty funny.
We did it, Bronies
can we please not talk about rape
>>13054798Not really. Most rape victims get over it and live perfectly normal lives.
>>13054311Please stop doing that. I like Kraut.
>>13054793Yep.Jelly artist man..not cool.
>>13054812Who even complained about it?Who even cared about it to begin with?
>>13054812Truly this is a triumph over Bronies!
>>13054812who is this and what did they say?
>>13054814I just want a bunch of stallions to overpower and have their way with me
>>13054814I wonder if owliscious will do more owl things next season?Confession time: I still laugh at the "who?" jokes.
>>13054818Tell the big one has no dick, pls tell me the big one has no and in reality it's a female...
>>13054664no.what about this one?about time i put this OC to good use
>>13054757>tfw you're not afraid because you're not social at all on blogs and make a point to only post actual content
>>13054823There was this jailbait girl that started the movement then started selling Down With Molestia T-shirts.She also claimed that bronies recognized her at a mall, and persued her into a store dressing room where she live blogged the whole thing.She didn't call the cops though, when people told her to. I wonder why.
>>13054818Why do you always post your old art everytime you respond or say something? You are the only namefag that does that.
>>13054861tex does too
>>13054856>jailbaitjust seeing that word makes me sad ;_;
>>13054867Well tex a shit, so
>>13054861I know, right?
>>13054856That's not DWM though, that's that shitty TwiXSombra ask blog
>>13054861Tan does it sometimes
>>13054861>>13054867So does GG, and Goat does it every now and then. I don't see why it's a big deal.
>>13054867Does he? I don't remember anymore.
>>13054861How new can you be?
>>13054812LMAO grow a skinOh god, it hurts to be edgy. Was she spammed or something?
>>13054861Rose and Jessy do it.
>>13054844But if you're famous enough like really really famous, you'll have to deal with real life people.And also the hacker fans who would know everything about you.
>>13054869What?What happened? He was drawing just yesterday.
>>13054793But we don't campaign against anyone, we just hate passively and let the fandom run itself into the ground
>>13054875hey nowthat's not off-topic enough to be me
>>13054896Oh. Well, I'll just have to be nice.
>>13054901but he's ded anon
>>13054901He's drawing, but he's not talking to anyone
fixed the head a lil bit
>>13054867>>13054875>>13054879>>13054881>>13054884>>13054893Look at all these responses.
>>13054908Who's the gnoll?
>>13054861I only do it because my reaction images are stored on a hard drive and all my art is on my desktop, thus making it easier to use my images instead of hooking up my hard drive.Also I'm lazy.And have an incurable addiction to cockAnd ponies
>>13054908I like that gnollPointy teeth and thighs
>>13054919Oh no, i've been rused again!
>>13054841It's a dude but I won't be drawing anything lewd with him anymore. Regret doing it ever. He's just supposed to be a big qtpie.Also I never repost art I just painstakingly redraw it exactly from memory.
>>13054919I'm looking, I'm looking.It's not very interesting, I'll soon go look at something else.
>>13054913>>13054912DamnAs long as he's drawing, eh...
>>13054941>I won't be drawing anything lewd with him anymore
>>13054919They like to defend the popularfags.
>>13054915And the meme is already being misused
>>13054941Can we get a scale shot compared to Big Mac, the Princesses and a filly?
>>13054869Why this interest in Jailbait? He's about as obscure as any drawfag.
>>13054957there'll always be others ready to draw lewd OC stuff without people's permission, anon
>>13054988I hear that a lot, but I'm not seeing any unauthorized pony smut
>>13054982Not him but Jailbait is a nice guy to talk to
>>13054982he's good, always improving and mysteriouspeople like that stuff
>>13055001close, but no
>>13054982And as a few obscure drawfags, a few people really like him.
>>13055006maybe you just need to ask someone who's got nothing to lose
>>13054982He's fun to talk to :D
>>13054918I hope rarity gets lots of costumes this season
>>13055017>coward, bully, cad and thiefYeah no
>>13054982he is my second favorite artist and i'm worried about him
>>13055040that was the best part of s3.
diamond tiara just secreted another wave of custardy fluids from her vagina
>>13054982cause he's mai nigga
>>13055062She should see a doctorFilthy rich probably has a good insurance policy.
passionate sex with Rarity
>>13055072>implying equestria doesn't have top-tier government-funded health careu wot m8
>>13055085>>13055092passionate sex with Rarity with big hips.
>>13055093>implying you still can't pay for better
BUCK is starting in 10 hours, streams will eventually be available at ponykart.net/mlpgSchedule overall doesn't look super interesting, tomorrow there's a cosplay contest, charity auction, shitty musicians panel and a (hopefully not fan) VA panel, Sunday starts off with a fanfic writers' panel, Knighty will appear there along with 2 supposedly-brony-famous people, and there will be a Q&A with the VAs attending (Creber, Cindy Morrow) and AKR and McCarthy will be answering questions via Skype. There are tons more smaller and more insignificant things streamed as well, full schedule is athttp://live.buckcon.org/schedule/auditorium/You have to click a different room's title to get the respective schedule
>>13055143>you will never pony at the speed of light
>>13055123for the purpose of procreation
>>13055063mew how well do I have to draw your OC to get free notes
>tfw taking a mouthful of rotten potato salad
>>13055189Why though>tfw you always think about Dash when you read potato
>>13055143>not a superconductive pony>Not the pony that will allow for the most efficient transfer of data and pony data possible
>>13055228It looked and smelled fine, but it was ABSOLUTELY SPOILED
Give me a better filename for this.
>>13055143>>13055239>not quantum CPU ponyplebians.
>>13055254That's not an answer
>>13055257something something jessy.gif
>>13055269any fanart at all is kind of great and surprising to me if you want a serious answer
>>13055257>trying to operate a plane without the required knowledge.gif
>>13054967He's about one head taller than a standard large stallion.
>>13053436HOLY FUCKTHAT'S TOO CLEVER TO BE INTENTIONAL
>>13055257>learning to post in MLPG.gif
Pinkie Pie wearing your underwearYou wearing Pinkie Pie's underwear
>>13054967Iron Will is fuckhuge
>>13055185>left facing ponies looking straight aheadTell tale sign on beginner pony artists.
>>13055257>putting points into resistance.gif
I think I worked out the spam bot issueIf you guys can check and see if I broke anything in the process before rolling it out on the sub that would be awesome.http://scootabutt.org/b/index.html
>>13055257Deafdefiler moves the markerBCS attempts human interactionMLPG flies to fandom relevancesa.jpg anon tries to start shitmewball plays DivekickHuman Fluttershy
>>13055257the filename's pretty fitting
>>13055257trying to come up with filenames.gif
>>13055304Okay that's adorable
>>13054967OH, I thought you just wanted a size chart of ACTUAL mlp characters.
>>13055309That's a tiny Celestia
>>13055315says my post looks automated
>>13055311forever looking to the left is mostly a right-handed thing that even seasoned artists may fall back on sometimes
>>13055309>comparing things to EGit's shit
>>13055309>Celestia only slightly shorter than the average humanyussss
>>13055345Post that dog one more time and I'm gonna find you.
>>13055340if you thought he wanted a character size chart why did you post that fuckawful one
>>13055351>4chan in charge of workingLyl
>>13055345You and that dog have to part ways now
>>13055369that's not 4chan, genius
>>13055355Calling bullshit. I make it a point to never let that happen when I plan out a scene. At least for ponies. I stopped planning out scenes in two dimensions like that during my 4th month drawing.
>>13055315What's up with the auto-refresh not working sometimes?
>>13055368HOLY FUCK THAT CHART IS RETARDED
>>13054812Well, that's fucking stupid
How are we all tonight, any of you got any pony related plans?Jacking off to ponies doesn't count as a pony related plan.
My stubs are not hiding! I can't go on anymore.
>>13055415I plan on posting on /mlpg/ all night long.
>>13055415Jacking ponies off.
>>13055415In that case, no
>>13055415I'm pondering writing pony fanfic.
>>13055415gonna go play dungeons and dragonstrying to figure out how I can make my character pony relatedthinking of making a paladin of the sun, but I kind of want to play a wizard
>>13055368>fat mama>tall bitch
>>13055415fuck you it counts
>>13054885I asked her why she had to corrupt my waifu but that's about it.
>>13055415>pony related thing doesn't count as pony related
>>13055398what's the problem with it?
>>13055415im gonna draw ponies
>>13055434Make a Wizard of the Sun. Use fire-based and light-based spells.
>>13055040>>13055061post your favorite Rarity outfitsshe just looks so inspired in thisAnd the glasses are so great, I wish she wore them more often
>>13055257I like Simpsons and filenames.
>>13055415it should countotherwise, i'm probably going to attempt to draw pone
LET'S TALK ABOUT DRAWFAGS
>>13055425>jacking ponies off
>>13055459this or the too many ponks dress.
>>13055453DON'T DO IT
>>13055467Please let's not.
>>13055415What plans could I possibly do with anything pony related if pony doesn't real?
>>13055439>>13055460But there is more!http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hh9wUttNVeM
IP: 22.214.171.124:27015 Pass: bonbon Team Fortress 2: The ponening
>>13055461That my reaction everytime mewball speaks.
>>13055439>Rarity picking up dirty leaves with her bare hoof0/10 IT'S THE WORST THING EVER
>>13055468And this one gets to go first
>>13055360>you'd be able to rest your head on hers
>>13055490>>13055496BUT THEY ARE THE LIFEBLOOD OF MLPG, GUYS!YOU DIDN'T COMPLAIN WHEN WE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT JAILBAT, YOU FUCKING JAILBAIT LORDS
>>13055453draw cute pony
>>13055536That picture is inaccurate, Mewball is shorter.
>>13055523That's one gay pony right there.I feel like doodling something, quick gimme a request .
>>13055536Holy fuck Matt Damon was in Breaking Bad?
>>13055588Rarity's dad going fishing with bait pony
>>13055588Fluttershy being gay with rarity
>>13055536my drawings suck
>>13055513>she'd be able to rest her head on your shoulder>she hums and you can feel the vibrations
>>13055588Fluttershy and Rarity taking a yoga class
>>13053182Holy shit that human is tiny
>>13055351Aw, I just had that working.Testing report thread here:http://mlpg.co/sic/res/74.html>>13055395Not sure I think mlpchan has the same issue.
>>13055627look at those wings.
>>13055545wrongthat would be SB
Wow look at all these meta gifsmake new ones at least
>>13055309if the girls are around 5'6" in their crazy boots then iron will looks like he's about 6'6" at the head>tfw taller than iron will
>>13055657>20% More euphoric
>>13055658>there will never be any gifs with Endii in the filename
>>13055661But you're nowhere near as swole
>>13055516I LIKE CONTRIBUTORS BECAUSE THEY GIVE US STUFFYOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T LIKEPASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE
>>13055658OH BOY MY TIME TO SHINE
>>13055688Not metrosexual enough to be Endii
>>13055393It's not bullshit. You can train yourself out of it, but every artist has an easier time drawing heads that even in 3/4 view are generally facing away from their primary arm. It just has to do with the direction of strokes.
>>13055627>you hair tickles her cheek, making her snort, the warm air brushing over your skin
>>13055707okay that's strangely arousing
SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE ENDII?
I think endii is going to fit in really well around here!
>>13055707>>13055735I won't deny that it's pretty funny.
>>13055722This is too goodThere's actually a guy here whose entire story fits Goob's character, or at least so he claims
>>13055722>painting is literally a unicornPerfect.
>>13055713Is there more on this?
>>13055757I love that guy. Such a soothing voice. Such interesting items.
If you went to equestria pone would think you were a doge and accomodate your doge needs by serving you a slightly braised steak with every meal
>>13055269danger to touchdon't move pillowvery comfy9000 hours in bedvery peculiarcomfy to the max
>>13055823that looks bad
>>13055823NICE LEGSDAISY DUKESMAKES A MAN GOSOILED IT
>>13055823>that horrible wobblenimation
>>13055823The creases should be horizontal to suggest squishing, not vertical, that suggests wrinkly ass
>>13055781Wow such hairlessWowVery steakNobel humanDanger 2 hug
>>13055875It's Applejack. She's got a wrinkly ass.
Going DOWN on MOLESTIA
>>13055459She looked especially good in Dash's cutie mark
>>13055917what a shame
>>13055773Not unless Endii draws more of it.
http://derpibooru.org/408548Inky, what the fuck
>>13055917What a [shame].
>>13055823That isn't actually ApplejackSome sort of sentient fluid is wearing her skin and sloshing around
>>13055944Inky is drawing silly pictures for silly peopleNothing has changed
>>13055923Those are some nice clouds, darling. It would be a shame if someone
http://derpibooru.org/408396>Snips says his special talent is cutting things>he bites the ropeAlso love Scootaloo giving the Charlie Brown yell.
>>13055943What are you drinking tonight mlpg?
>>13055945>wont load the sound anymoresad day
>>13055781You know, if you breed two hairless Chinese Crested dogs, you get this
>>13055988Ah Ah Ah
>>13056005award goes to you
>>13055985Works just [fine] for me.http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/
IP: 126.96.36.199:27015 Pass: bonbon Hat Simulator: Revengeance
>>13056005And if you breed two humans, you get this
>>13055988i want rarara to ara ara
>>13056025>mfw the thundery ones
>>13056035Thats not BCS
>>13056035That's awful, don't breed humans please
>>13056030>let's see who is playinghttp://www.gametracker.com/server_info/188.8.131.52:27015/
>this fucking town
>>13056035only if they're siblings
>>13056044>implying that it isn't
>>13056056>twily has no wingsPreposterous.
>>13056056that one pony, with the bandanna. I know she's a comic staff OC, but who is she again?I've forgotten
>>13056056WHY ARE THERE THREE MARES AND A STALLION PRESENTING THEMSELVES FOR BIG MAC TO FUCK IN A CHILDREN'S COMIC?
>>13056056are all those mares and that one stallion presenting to big mac?
>>13056057Inbreeding doesn't just magically guarantee birth defects.
>>13056079>comics take place between seasons 2 and 3read the fucking comic you fucking brony
>>13056056WHAT IS THE FUCKING CONTEXT HERE?
>>13056086ONCE AGAIN, I DON'T WEAR PINK OR PURPLE!!
>>13056020nope still nothin. I see it load the sound but the player shows nothing. might uninstall/reinstall
>>13056099Twilight you shouldn't read in the dark like that
>>13056127Sometimes it doesn't catch. Maybe it's the execution order or try clicking it a few times.
>>13056095It just really raises their occurrence because uncommon recessive genes common between siblingsExposure to endocrine disruptors and a childhood of malnutrition and toxic foods a sure way to be ugly and possibly autistic.>high fructose corn syrup contaminated with mercury>also interferes with the mechanism that removes heavy metal from the body>lol enjoy your mental illness fag - rich corn farmer
>>13056086>AJ>A good ponywell they are all good ponies but she is pretty boring
>>13056107Big Mac gets sexually stalked by this mare. Every time he tried to report it he got laughed out of the office for being a wimp.
>>13056095But with Nathan it did
>>13056153>there she is again>>13056080
>>13056095It's a joke, son. I really wish you incest fetishists wouldn't be so autistic about this.
>>13056141I just let it sit there and it finally started playing. the hell man.
>>13056151good/nice is what people say when they can't think of anything else to call you>Things i learned from 4chen
>>13056145I hate high fructose corn syrup. The taste. The industry. The subsides.
I don't want to make anything.Motivate me.Go.
>>13056145That explains america's higher rate of autism better than it should.
>>13056192I feel sorry for guys that'll never be in a situation where a girl is looking at them like that.
>>13056153What if Fleetfoot and that mare end up meeting while following him?
>>13056190I think so, but then who is this cute reddish pony?I know the blue one is Price, and I think the qt in the bandanna is Katie, but I'm not sureI'm positive all three of the pictured ponies are comic staff OCs, but I can't remember who's who exactly.
>>13056223Breathing heavily from their snout with their tail raised?
>>13056256The human equivalent, yes.
>>13056252Why don't you ask the comic's staff?
>>13056230they would have a slut off. It would be a 4 part competition, Who gives the best blowjobs, who has a nicer vagina to fuck, then who has the nicest ass to fuck. the 4th part is freestyle where anything goes.
>>13056267Girls don't do that, only guys do.
>>13056056uggh I hate how they draw stallion heads in the comicThe mare heads translate fine to that style but stallions got hit with the ugly stick big time
>>13056280Anon please, too lewd
>>13056295>implying women can't be really fucking hornyLike I said, I feel sorry for you guys.
>>13056298>mares have noses that hang over their mouths>surprised when the stallions have the same but with squarer faces
>>13056300>filenameGr8 giggle m8
>>13056331Not that horny, trust me. Girl sex drive is different.
>>13056298I dunno, Andy's OC in >>13056252 is pretty qtjust like he is
Your waifu is turned into a doge overnight but isn't aware of it. Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a pone.How will you deal with this?
>>13056362Good things ponies have a relentless one
>>13056346Please. The mares are for the most part show accurate, the stallions are the only ones they deliberately ugly up.
>>13056362Even if you're a grill, all grills are different.Just look at rediv for a good example
>>13056397Holy shit a talking horse
>>13056393What if pone turned into pone
>>13056412>implying the one whose cheekbones were not purposely accented for the purpose of the reference is not adorable
pony hates you
pony wants to kill you
SAD FOR A HWHILE
>>13056453>the oneand that is your problem.Compare the mares and stallions in the rarity micro for instanceAll the females are on model with accessories, all the males are deliberately ugly or mishapenCompare the show version of this guy to the comic version up there >>13056298why.png
GOD DAMN IT PINKIE
>>13056518I think it's time for you to go to bed, FS
Good night MLPG
>>13056518Don't make me go turbo on your ass, Saucer. I'll go to all the price comments and cap every single cute stallion I see and out-background pony you. Don't tempt me.
>>13056518That's his jewish cousin.
>>13056549That bird looks dead.
>>13056565He's alive though, there's a video for it somewhere on youtube and you can see him dragging the blanket over himself with his tiny feet
>>13056565He's just pining for the fjords
>>13056576All of them. Now you must clear your name while avoiding capture in Condemned: Ponyville
>>13056565No, just cozy.
>>13056554>price commentsPrice comics
>>13056565That's a bird?I always thought it was the top of a snake's head
>>13056605How would I even clean my name?
>>13056554Try finding ugly mares instead
>>13056623By finding the one who sent you to Ponyville in the first place.
>>13056640aw shit nigga, you's in ponyville!
>>13056638THESE COMICS ARE SEXIST
Does anyone have that picture of a tiny rarity waving goodbye?From the comics.
>>13056640That sounds impossible, unless I've got some kind of clues I'd never find the exact pony.
>>13056663ur mum's sexist
>>13056664here you go, friend
>>13056638Is that a steven tyler pony?I'm pretty sure these are references
A picture of Fluttershy telling Aggel buny "ur a rabet"
>>13056738the more photorealistic these ponies get the less i want to fuck them
>>13056705Thank you lover.
Pony feels down and doesn't want to do anything. Pony has felt like this for a month.
>>13056787Windrunner and ???
Do you think pony would look as sexy in something like this?Because I'm pretty certain my dick would burst if Rarity wore something along these silky smooth lines.http://i.imgur.com/7GvmuYd.jpg
>>13056771it's ok. we have to find a medium
>>13056640barring the "everyone hates you" bit, I thought of Burn Notice: Equestria.
>>13056717Its just how they treat the stallions in the comicsSome are references, some are just normal background ponies, they all suffer together
>>13056788Pony needs an epic adventure.
>>13056824I don't think pony would look sexy in any situation
>>13056808Pinkie's face looks DRAWN ONim sorry you had to find out this way
>>13056838artist doesn't want to get a boner from handsome stallions
>>13056829i dunno, i tend to enjoy ecmajor's work and he's like the fine line between pony porn and bestiality
>>13056824That looks like shit though, even on humans.
>>13056834The way the guy on that show explains things is so bad.
IP: 184.108.40.206:27015 Pass: bonbon HATSHATSHATSHASTAHSTAH
>>13056867I take it you enjoy something a bit more traditional?http://i.imgur.com/0IrjANW.jpg
>>13056910Yeah, that's already way better. I mean, I prefer silk over leather, but the color already fits.>your waifu will never wear something like that for you;_;
All you have to do is take a cup-of-flour
>>13056891Reminds me of /d/orses
>>13056931> waifuYou have not begun to describe my unf for the WIFE part of PONY WIFEhttp://i.imgur.com/dtdsnCX.jpg
>>13056362Does anyone have that gif of the lady interviewing the body builder? You know what one I'm talking about.
>>13056771It's the total opposite for me.I wish my fetishes could be drawn like that.
>>13056935And J-J-J-J-J-JAM IT IN
>>13056910well i liked the first one just fine thank u
>>13056935AND NOW TAKE SOMETHING A LITTLE SALTY A BIT OF CUM, JUST A PINCH
>>13057050We definitely need more art of silly pegasi.
I wish someone would edit some of the songs on the show like Smilex3 and change it to a minor key. Stuff like that always sounds hilariousI'm shit with that kind of software, so while it wouldn'y be difficult from a music theory standpoint, getting it to sound right would be for me.
>>13056824that would look good on a qt trap
Pony ate all your MREs
What happened to this pone?
>>13057142Even the beef? Dammit pony.
>>13057142I'm gonna shoot that fucking pony.
>>13057142I hope she has a busy day to burn off those calories
>>13057160What are you talking about?
>>13057142That's a lot of calories. Not only that her stomach is going to have no bacteria in it due to the radiation. Pony better pay me back, I need those for survival scenarios.
>>13057142That poor pony. She'll be in the bathroom for days.
All you have to do is take a couple showersadd soap to your pitsthen in nothing but a couple hoursyou'll have bitches on your dick!Pinkie Pie deodorant commercial?
>>13057142Pony will weigh 600 pounds
>>13057142dammit pony, those were a giftand like 8 years old
>>13057167FUCKING PONY EATING MY STOCK
>>13057167I need something with pony and Burt.
>>13057188I actually sang it. In her voice. Fuck.
>>13057173Why is that pone so ugly?
>>13057194>8 years oldSo they were pretty young then.
>>13057197Dude, the pony can't help it.
OH BOY, MRE'S!"Some of the early MRE main courses were not very palatable, earning them the nicknames "Mr. E" (mystery), "Meals Rejected by Everyone", "Meals, Rarely Edible", "Meals Rejected by the Enemy", "Morsels, Regurgitated, Eviscerated", "Mentally Retarded Edibles", "Meal Ready to Expel", "Meal, Ready to Excrete", "Materials Resembling Edibles", "Morale Reducing Elements", and even "Meals Rejected by Ethiopians"."
>>13056979Pregnancy isn't really my fetish
>>13057230What if the cakes did freaky fucked up stuff to Pinkie while no one was around? And Pinkie thought she deserved it/ thought they were nice enough to give her a place to stay she didn't care
>>13057197Which horse would be the least capable of operating a weapon correctly?
>>13057241>looking up pony porn>Iron Man's head burst through the wall saying his sensors detected it>asks if he can join youTony, go home. You are drunk. Again.
>>13057237but anon Im drawing pregnant ponies right nowthin and lithe and full of baby in their middle
>>13057267All of them.Twilight would blow her gun up for good measure even.
>>13057278I'd prefer them without baby in the middle.Just thin and litheand with corset and garter belts
>>13057273>implying his suit won't stream 1080p pony into his face while it sucks him off
>>13057237But what if you were the one to do the impregnating.
>>13057278... My boner is chief among the nations
>>13057303He just wants a friend...
>>13057305what the fuck am I watching
>>13057261That's sad. Like, Fluttershy being abused in codependent relationships sad.
>>13057308I'd like to do the impregnation but without the pregnancy
>>13057293>Something tells me everything is NOT going to be fine!
>>13057308Not the fellow you're speaking with, but I love pregnant women and impregnation
>>13057348Why does the sun need sunglasses?
>>13057348Why is her clitoris shining?
>>13057293that sounds about right
>>13057348What.Is that her vagina shining or something.
>>13057361Do you even art?
>>13057361it makes him look hot
>>13057367its actually a small light bulb that flashes when she winks
>>13057308The real question is if you would stay up late into the night singing/reading your freaky monster satyr child to sleep because she had a bad dream
>>13057384*WINKING IN PROGRESS*
>>13057372>Twilight, it's ok. They're all dead!
>>13057389I wouldn't have a freakish satyr childWe would use magic and have all ponies
>>13057389I ... well.I don't know, I'd rather make sweet love to Twilight's daughter, so maybe I can be the second human in Equestria
>>13057389where do you get ductape that size?
>>13057389I'm awake that late anyway. Of course I would.I'd try to teach her to be more brave, though, since I won't be there forever.
>>13057389I'd read through war and peace if she needed me to
>>13057389It's not rape if it's your own daughter, right?Clarissa.jpg
>>13057394COMPLETING WINK SEQUENCE IN T MINUS 10 SECONDS
>>13057389>Dad!!Stop pleaseI hate Satyrsdon't....
>>13057413You don't.You use a whole roll of it.
>>13057440You'd hate your own child?
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>>13057440But they love you like any father should be loved
>>13057434Reminds me of that picture GG did a while back"Is it incest if it's just your brother?"
>>13057345yea, i wish some saucy devil would write a fanfic
>>13057465i'm working on the pretty dress part
>MLPG wants to be a good and loving fathersYou all sicken me.
>>13057502> "Is it bad?"Well in Human culture maybePonies might not care all that much, at least horses don't
You guys know that satyrs don't look entirely human above the waist, right?They're hairy and have ugly snoutfaces. Even the women.Sometimes they have three fingers instead of five.
>>13057501I don't really want to.I mean, I would try if I was forced, but I'd prefer it if I don't have to be a father.
>>13057501>wanting to be a deadbeat fatherYou sicken me.
>>13057501I cant stand kids.But I would love the hell out of a pony wife.
>>13057465I've started a dream journal and I'm getting better at recalling dreams. I'm going to lucid dream being a pretty pony in pretty dresses and there ain't shit you can do to stop me.
>>13057501and I'd be in the Royal Guard.And every friday and saturday I'd take my freaky half-human half-pony satyr to Canterlot.
>>13057501If I had a satyr kid with Twilight Sparkle would they have wings and a horn too? Could I theoretically give birth to some kind of half horse, half human angel?
>>13057501I hate babies but I'm great with kids
>>13057519you're a woman
>>13057528but then you will wake up
>>13057519> implying she wouldn't be as darling as the god Pan, human features and all
>>13057501Celestia please answer my letters
>>13057540You're so freaky when you get like this, Twilight
>>13057501I couldn't be a father, the sound of a child crying makes my ears bleed.
>>13057519unicorns have weird tails and there was only one pegasus
So we keep asking if Anon wants to satyr-breed with their waifuAlrightThe real question remains: could you ever be pony's "the one"?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bek1y2uiQGA
ded contributors tell no tales
>>13057556Please direct all letters here: http://lettersfrommlpganonymous.tumblr.com/
yeah they'd totally be super cute
>>13057574Real world unicorns were actually mutant goats.Biologically speaking, pegasi would have had to have six limbs at some point.
>>13057581Well that Twilight looks wide awake
>>13057601Well yeah, these are cartoon poniesnot 3dpd horses
>>13057601I wouldn't mind have a fat satyr son who sounds like DeVito
>>13057550Or will I just fall asleep, and dream of being an evolved, hairless ape male?In time, who is to say what is the dream, and what is reality?Soon, I will be the pretty mare in the pretty dress.
>>13057601As long as I don't have to get up on some hydra's back to raise this kid, I should be fine. Even if he turns out like Phil when he's 50 or something.
>>13057624Pinkie shutup. Just shut the fuck up.
>>13057594> http://lettersfrommlpganonymous.tumblr.com/post/55223786397/how-are-things-in-the-crystal-empireThat doesn't sound like Celestia at allChrysalis pls go
>saytr talk>GR / MSoB isn't here
>>13057630But what if you die and go to Equestria. But you end up being human
>>13057616these cartoon ponies are still very hairy
>>13057640I ... Oh dear.I'll be in my bunk. Masturbating FURIOUSLY.
>>13057519i'd say drawing them in an anime style approximates snoutface pretty well anon
>>13057640Such is the price of being elsewhere.
>>13057657very well. just remember you might find yourself in a body bag
>>13057650I'll be in fucking Equestria, dood.That'd be even BETTER than driving myself nuts and convincing myself dreamland is the real world.And if I only go there when I die, there's no loose ends back on Earth for me to tie up. Sounds like a win/win/win situation to me.
>>13057678looks like somebody read >>13057592
>>13057676>Is that like a massage chair?
>>13057705no its... nvm fuck you
>>13057684But you still wont be a mare in a pretty dress while all these mares in pretty dresses are just walking around you. Then since you already trained yourself you will dream of being one still. DOUBLE torture.
>>13057594>Derpy is a very capable mailmare...>she is a weather pony like Rainbow Dash and tries her best
relaxing and listening to quiet music with pony
>>13057699More like somebody DIDN'T read that picture. Sidemouth is passable in animations when saving money. No excuse for doing it in art though
>>13057724She's got a lot of jobs.
>>13057728if Braeburned drew lewd Rarity I'd love him forever
>>13057740>It's ok when muh chinese cartoons do it
>>13057740this always happensgive some fag an explanation of sidemouth, and he'll throw it around inappropriately at anything. Same thing for pillow shading, shading with black, etc.
>>13057723Transmogrification magic exists in canon, and if I'm living in Equestria, I probably won't need to pretend to be a pretty mare anyway.>inb4 all the ponies are afraid and disgusted at my appearance