>>13046328WHY DOES A CARTOON HORSE BUTT DO THINGS TO MY PENIS.
We gifs?Give me an episode to make a gif from.
>>13046328I would stick my fun rod in her fun hole.
>>13046328>not a Twicancer threadHOORAY
>>13046346i do the same shit, realize mid-conversation that i don't even want to talk to you
Did you know the "street" Twilight Sparkle lived on when she was going up is called Queen's Court? Now you know, and knowledge is power!
>>13046378Did you know that you're a moron?
>>13046400Damn nigga you mad
>>13046376I've made too many gifs of eqg already
>>13046408Confirmed for moron.
>>13046415Confirmed for mad :)
>>13046417Now you've seen the movie.Did you like it?
>>13046328>Pony from behind
>>13046420Confirmed for moron.
le big brotherbest friend forever xD
Have you gotten over the fact that Gilda was a one shot character?
>>13046416I have so many gifs from that episode
>>13046427>the exact moment when the show plummeted into the depths of complete shit, never to return to its previous glory
>>13046428No. I still believe they'll reuse her at some point, regardless of whether it's a good idea or not.
>>13046442Yeah, want one?
>>13046452take off those rose-tinted glasses
>>13046456nopeeverything went downhill starting with the wedding
>>13046422I-I need an adult.
>>13046466But you are an adult.
>>13046465and then they went on to have some of the better episodes of the series like Pink Overdose and SiPVnone of the two-parters have been very good. I don't see why another predictably crummy one should doom the series as a whole
>>13046481That's a cute pony
>>13046479I NEED ANOTHER ONE!
>>13046442I do not think she would want a date with me.
>>13046491You know what I need?You. Inside me. Right now.
>tfw horny but none of your usual jackoff material sounds appealing
>>13046416I was going to remove the background, but that'd take an hour.
>>13046503Ok, but I'll need a team of 3 men and 1 woman in skimpy suit.
>>13046503Rainbow dash pls anon is not for eating
>>13046517I can't think of what I'm going to use it for yet but thank you
>>13046526I'll eat your dick with my vagina. No, ponies don't have vagina dentata.
>>13046517i want to slap her stomach
>>13046455>"I-I don't do 'dates'! I hang out! Dates are stupid and awkward!">"Not that I've ever">"I mean">"...I don't do dates!"
>>13046487That is a evil ponyShe steals all of my stuff and sells it for cider
>>13046514Try a new fetish
>>13046535We can skip the dating and go right to the rutting, baby~
>>13046537That's what you get for being a cunt.I act nice to that pone and she doesn't steal from me.
>>13046550I didn't even do anything to her!I even offered her pop when she came over!
>>13046565[Don't do it]
>>13046545>"...Don't call me that."
>>13046565I wish my childhood is as cute and open as theirs.
>>13046571we robe pony now
>you will never fuck a horse
Pony wants space away from you
>>13046572There's no need to get upset, sugar-lump~
>>13046577I wish the CMC doesn't lose their innocence and naivety and become bitter and angry at the real world when they become adults
>>13046585truly a revolutionary of our time
Request from yesterday - Nightmare Moon at the beach.
>>13046593What pants? What are pants? I never heard of such a thing.
>>13046593Why would I take off my pants if I already have swimming trunks on
>Season 4>Twilight becomes the Legendary Tetrawing Tricorn.
>>13046604This isn't Digimon
>>13046577>tfw had over protective parents>tfw almost never went out>tfw only 3 friends>tfw hated 2 of those 3>tfw
>>13046591>Oh-em-see, that stupid sister of mine can't understand my inner turmoil! I HATE HER SOOOOO MUCH!!!!
>>13046591I do not think that would occur in a setting they are living in. Everyone knows each other and its not a fucking city.>>13046611>that fucking feel>>13046593Hahaha. Maybe a bonfire would be a better choice for a night in a beach.
>>13046602Because she's not wearing swimming trunks either, and you can't be more finely dressed than her, can you?
how about a pon stram
>>13046617I guess notI'll live with sand in my ass crack for one night at the beach
>>13046613CRAAAAAAAWLING UNDER MY SKIIIIIIIIN....
how about a live horsefucking stram
>>13046645>Implying I ever listened to that crap
>>13046640>UNDER>GETTING THIS WRONG
>>13046653>making excuses for being awful
pony wants to play hats with you but she's terrible
>>13046668hats is stupidlet's play literally any other multiplayer game instead
>>13046668Quick, someone get this pony a bills hat and buds
I love Princess Luna. Who am I?
>>13046647How many of you can relate to what is written on that picture?
>>13046653It's okay, Anon. We were all young once.I actually kinda liked A Thousand Suns.
>>13046673Time for ShadowrunAnd it's completely dead
>>13046647I know that feel, especially when fap to Jesus.
DAKARA HIGH HIGH HIGH
>>13046676Someone who has attached too much personal significance to a fictional character.
>>13046687>Masturbating to Jesus
>>13046593That is a very lewd suggestion you made there, NMM.
>>13046684>"any game" includes games I don't like and therefore it is a bad choiceWe could like, play Scrabble or some shit. Why do you have to think of things you hate?
>>13046689http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0VG1gfeXEThat's Mirai Start, what's the name of Papaya?
I still have an old Limp Bizkit song in my music folder
>>13046704>playing board games that isn't monopolyIt's like you want to keep friends
>>13046712KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>13046715>not playing Risk>not murdering your friends after every session
>>13046704because I think everything is badbecause games are for atheistsbecause the god says so
>>13046712>you will never play limp biscuit with MLPG>you will never lose on purpose
>>13046712This time I'm-a let it all come outThis time I'm-a stand up and shout
>>13046718That's the one.
>>13046725that's soggy biscuit, you sick fuck
>>13046720I call Australia
>>13046720do you even Diplomacy
>>13046720>Actually playing Risk>Implying I didn't 'accidentally' set its box on fire the day after I got it.
>>13046753>setting it on fire>not passing it on
>>13046763>introduce Risk to the main 6>Ponyville ends up destroyed and in flames
>>13046775>eventually all of Equestria is nuked>Fallout: Equestria begins because of a game of Risk
>>13046782>Why didn't we just burn the thing in the first place
>>13046787>Burn Risk>Play Catan>everyone goes home happy
>>13046787TOLD YOU, I WAS RIGHT!(you have no idea how much I DESPISE that boardgame...)
>>13046793>except for the guy who was stuck at 3 points the entire game because he got blocked in by other people's roads
>>13046793>>13046798Can we just play Air Ride?
>>13046806Fuck Air RideWe playing Double Dash
>>13046806Air Ride is terribleAnyone who would suggest that over Double Dash is a fool
Cutest, smartest, all-around scrunchiest filly
>>13046808>>13046809I will fucking cut both of youDD made me quit mario kart
>>13046808>>13046809>not playing Burnout
>>13046808>>13046809Double Dash mind
>>13046820no arguments here
>>13046826>not playing Carabande
> "Oh, good morning there sweetie! Y'all want some eggs or just cereal?"
>>13046700Where's the hairclip? No hairclip?
>>13046745oh boy, i love lies and backstabbing: the board game
>>13046839How about some anal?
What about a villain that can steal cutie marks?
>>13046839that batter is gonna spill out
>>13046854what does the villian do with them
>>13046849> Not wanting some fertilized eggs
>>13046839>"...just bend over to my morning glory, my sweet apple"
>>13046854Slow down there, ultrahitler.
So I manage to live for another year. I've failed once more.
>>13046872There's always hope that next year the best filly will find you and crush you to death beneath her dainty marshmallow hoovesKeep on dreaming, anon!
>>13046872>Tfw you already died, and this life is just an hallucination before your body dies completely.
>>13046862He probably does it because they keep him from turning the ponies into horrific monsters for some reason, either that or he eats them like candy.
>>13046881What would the gameplay be like for bugwaifu the game?
>>13046872You'll get there eventually. Everyone does.
>>13046881> Chrissy is a cutie pie xD xD =D
>>13046872Why aren't you partying Anon?
>>13046889Wasn't there a SMBC strip like this?
>>13046891Maybe that would make ponies learn that talents don't mean jobs
>>13046904I'm too busy fucking you, Panka
Applejack isn't afraid of anything
>>13046931What about spiders
>>13046931Pretty cool guy
>>13046936What if Imp was a spider?
>>13046943Everything about this image is so cute.
fart faaart faaaaaart
>Inside a dingy, dimly lit toolshed in your best friend's backyard one lazy Sunday afternoon>She finally meets you and your other good friend after what seems an eternity>"Did you find it?">After a quick glance over her shoulder, she opens up her denim saddlebag to loose the oddly shaped coil from the right pocket>She pulls out a long, floppy, veiny piece of rubber that looks just like the stallions when they're frisky in the Spring>"Sure did!" She whispers as it bounces on the quilt patterned blanket we laid down>Collectively stare at it for several seconds as the massive red rubber comes to a stop>"So... uh... now what? Are we drawing straws? Who's going first?">Want to speak up, but intimidated by that size and the butterflies in my stomach>"Oh! Me me me!" Her little wings buzz>She lays down next to it>"Hey... maybe you could guide it in? You know, just to start me off? I can do the rest probably..."
>>13046936Spiders are bros.
>>13047037WHO'S THAT PONY?
>>13047050>holy shit something relatively funny, let's make thousands of shitty images based on itI hate the internet
Why is Rarity so fat?
>>13047079because of all of the semen inside her
>>13047079it's a mistery
>>13047079because she is starting to eat like Pinkie
>>13046945>flutterpuppiesThat sounds awfully lewd for some reason
> "Oh, Anon! Keep goin, harder, harder:"
>>13047085>>13047079these are hilarious.
>>13047085>Rarity use earth quake
>fat slutcan it get even worse?
>>13047133>anything of Rarity's >smart
>>13047137hey at least is not Dash.
>>13047137She could be a lawyer.
>>13047137you could be a brony
>>13047137>implying slutyour headcanon is leaking
I need a good pony porn flash
>>13047170THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE
>>13047172>that dude with the cat earsTerrifying.
>>13047189It will be approximately 1.5 terahitlers worse.
>>13047189>deletedanon realised his error.
>>13047187BOND WITH ME MLPG
>>13047234>Rarity weighs so much because she's a robopone
>>13047218The best ones are still the SBAHJ adaptations and the story of large father and small son.
>>13047254What if robopone went berserk and you had to destroy them?
>>13047254Would you offer Rarity support during her existential crisis, when she learns she's a robot?
>>13047254>not because spike's totally been feeding her up
Why are potbellies so attractive?
I am a pretty Princess!
>>13047281Only on ponies
>>13047281I could go on forever, but I think I'll just leave it at squeeze 'n squish.
>>13047267Yes, I would attempt to reassure her that just because she's a robot on the outside doesn't mean she's not a super cute albeit heavy marshmallow equine on the inside.I'd actually prefer a Rarity with augments, like >>13047262. There's something about helping them upgrade their legs and other augments to the latest edition that gives me great satisfaction.
Is it that time already?
>>13047328No, we're talking robots.
>>13047293I'm gonna mount that mare!
>>13047319having an aug fetish is terrible
>>13047328go away SB
>>13047293shark status: jumped
>>13047349wait to the finalle
>>13047328sb plsdraw more femsnails
>>13047360Sure, why not. Bu who would design a chubby robot with a pot-belly?
>>13047352It's a terrible night/day to have an augmentation fetish on Mulpguh.
>>13047381Isn't it day, now?
>>13047404shit nigga I'm not reading this shit
>>13047404So what was the goal of posting this?
>>13047359>finale consists of nothing but flash and twily fucking, showing full penetration>e/i logo in the corner
>>13047450So the finale is 10 seconds long?
>>13047445>If you laugh at Molestia, you are laughing at rape. If it is late at night and you are walking by a dark alley and you see a person getting raped, I guess that would tickle your funny bone? Would you let out a bemused chuckle and keep on walking? Maybe you can give the rapist (or should I say comedian) a wink too! That sure sounds like supporting rape to me
>>13047445This is really pathetic
>>13047414Yeah, hence the night/day part. It's always terrible to have this fetish.
>>13047454How do we know if marshmallow ponies even have the stamina of real life ponies? Maybe they have the stamina of a human, yet still have the load of a horse.
>>13047463The worst thing is that there's almost no porn of it.
>>13047455>If a human male is within 10 miles of a victim (woman), he is technically raping her. He should be put in prison for the rest of his life or given the death penalty for committing such a heinous action.
>>13047455>That sure sounds like supporting rape to meSo if I laugh at jokes about Hitler I support the holocaust?
>>13047485I doubt that I could find any. The only thing I can find immediately on derpibooru is disgusting anthro shit.
>>13047507Certain words should be banned, to prevent their misuse in jokes.
>>13047445>proving guilt of rape from shitty arts
>>13047445i just like rape porn
Why aren't you taking clop classes?
>>13047548epic win xd
>>13047445is it wrong i think these drawings are real hot?
>>13047535For all time ∈ [0, ∞[
>>13047557Nah, I guess it's your fetish, but it's shit art.
>>13047557vomiting while getting raped doesn't arouse me at all
>>13047570the joke is i dont have a rape fishing
>>13047574it's just play rape
>>13047578>rape fishingGo to bed
>>13047589im too horny
>>13047578>>13047589>rape fishingNew fetish.
I'm not a rapist, I just play one on TV
>>13047585>So.. if you're so against molestia, rape, and all that it is.. then why are you posting pictures of it? more so, pictures far more graphic then molestia ever posted?..>Molestia makes rapes look good. That’s rape culture! I show them for what they really are. That’s raising awareness. Know the difference!Also, all the rapes I draw are consensual.>Also, all the rapes I draw are consensual.>all the rapes I draw are consensual.>rapes I draw are consensual.>rapes are consensual.>rape>ape
>>13047609>rape apeNew fetish.
>>13047445>molestia is exploitaitivaievieaitaveieitve homour while my blog is dark humourSo he/she/it admits that rapestia is the bad guy there?
>>13047635>WELCOME TO THE RIDE SON. SHALL I SHOW YOU AROUND?MISUSE EVERYTHING
>>13047635That animation is terrible.
>>13047475because they assume they have everything that a real life ponies have, stamina included
>>13047675Did you mean: tiarrable?
>>13047618Better than garbage ape.
>>13047697NoTiarawhy's animation is actually decent.
>>13047635I DON'T LIKE THING
>>13047635why is sweetie belle's head a flat disk larger than button's head?
>>13047711What's the latest thing he did? I wanna see for myself.
>>13047711Tiara is alright, but all of his shit slides around too much. I think he could do better, but opts to make cheap shit because it still makes money.
>>13047711Tiara pleaseIf I was Adobe I'd pur(sue ) you till you were chained and put behind the bars so you won't be giving bad name for Flash Kit anymore.
Why do I even have these threads open?
>>13047744Fucking lol'd10/10 if troll7/10 if copy pasta
what if pony kissed pony
>>13047718Because the animator should practice drawing more.>>13047744Because "something interesting may happen, you never know".
>>13047728You know who does some extremely good pony animations but doesn't get as many views as Tiara? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4NubXXg5Rk
>>13047724WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANIMATIONS HE USED PREMADE RESOURCES FOR OR ONES HE DID FROM SCRATCH?
>>13047760Hm. Some he did from scratch.
>>13047753Pony would have a mouthful of kisses, that's what. And I'd have a handful of boner. My boner, homo
>Purple Tinker comes out against DWM in a way somehow both logical and right minded while decrying the sanitization of cons and the fandom as a whole.Huh. Didn't see that one coming.
>>13047756It's just the same 5 seconds over, and over, and over. Here's some animation:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1zbGFGQTq0
>>13047753Lewd. And possibly illegal>>13047753
>>13047764The one's from scratch are pretty awful. I like when he uses content stolen directly from Flash Resource kits that were stolen from disassembled DHX flashes.
>>13047781Thanks. Yeah, it has a finished look to it, but the actual animation... All the big movements (hair, tail, tongue) make no sense.
>>13047782It's the same 15 seconds painstakingly modified to sync up perfectly with the song, you plebeian.Appreciate it! You appreciate it right the fuck now!
>>13047780Did PT realise what a bad rep she had and decide to stop being a cunt or something?She came on here the other day and wasn't a dick at all
>>13047811this is what happens when you start animating knowing jack shit about drawing.
>>13047822She can actually be quite affable when she remembers to take her prozac.I know she and I have had our fair share of disagreements but we always end up trading a couple of playful insults after a while and that's the end of it.
>>13047848>not respecting someone's mislabeled gender dissociation issuesPlease, don't be so insensitive baka-san.
I'm hungry.Feed me.
>>13047837go through her tumblr. i liked the post where she actually casts doubt on whether pinkiepony was really followed by three brones and accuses her of using sympathy to boost her campaign
>>13047869Okay.How do I do that?
>>13047869Only if it involves sex
>>13047869want gank?too badhere stunsfuck you!
>>13047892feed her your dick until love comes out
>>13047702That's some bad news
>>13047869I'll gladly feed you semen.
>>13047864Could it be that bronies are getting more and more anxious about the fandom's reputation?
>>13047869I think you've had enough
>>13047905Yeah, I can do that.
'Bout to watch Baka to Test to Shoukanju for the first timewish me luck, /a/!
>>13047919Never enoughChubby bug is best bug
>>13047919There is no "enough"
B E B
>>13047915Oh probably. But fuck them. It seems to me that when the fandom goes for too long without a villain, they take it upon themselves to fabricate one out of nothing.
>>13047918Uh... okay, sure. Nothing wrong with a friendly kiss.
>>13048007A friendly sparring match sounds invigorating and makes up for all that rough tongue biting she was doing
>>13048050Holy shit, AJ has got the head.
>>13048050>Dat chubby Babs
>>13048050>the flank on that Babs
>>13048109She inhaled a helium balloon the wrong way.
>>13048050That pie's about to get some... apple filling
would you fly with dash
>>13048140sure, i will fly with my human magic
>>13048053We need more pones sharing intimacy.
>>13048140Maybe. Only if she goes easy on me and doesn't make fun of my flying.
>>13048146you can ride on her back
>>13048150>throat bulgethat's deep
>>13048166>being big>could be carried but too cumbersome for her to handle
>>13048166does she not want me to fly with my human magic
>>13048180I don't think that's her tongue...
>>13048189she knows you can't fly
Pone is doing flips and shit
>you will never fuck Spike's boypussy
>>13048207wow rudei am going to go use my human magic to fly with twilight sparkle
>>13048218Are they on a boat
>>13048209what the fuck man?>applebloom and sweetie bellewhat the fuck?
>>13048218what if pone flipped right into your arms
>>13048241Pone will never be on a boat
>>13048247Pone would tsun with a little bit of dere
>>13048271I am okay with this.
>>13048223If Spike had a real pussy, I'd fuck her until she laid eggs with horrifying human/dragon hybrid babies inside. I'd pray they were stillborn, but nonetheless, it'd be hot to have her sit on eggs that contained our gruesomely deformed offspring.
>>13048287the worst pairing
How many unique posters are here right now?(1)
>>13048287Okay, that's actually kinda neat
>>13048209Found this artist a couple days ago. He's improving so much so fast.
>>13048305I'm here. I think we've only got 3-4 with a lurker or 3 total.
>>13048364haha no horn Twilight
>>13048364>Rarity's shirt has a boob window
>>13048305there is usually about 5 people here, 7 tops
>>13048375Looks like he's the law
>>13048338I'm always lurking
>want to get off the ride and be productive>still want news about what goes on, contributor-wise, flavor of the week>can't get off the ridei can kind of see why sethisto started Eqd originally
>>13048327Haha, me too. He draws interesting bodies.
>>13048305Isn't there a way to pull IPs or something? Or a script that does that ID thing /q/ does?
>>13048404Thankfully not unless you're a janitor/moderator. Those fucks have a lot of power.
>>13048413C'mon dude, reverse image search.http://e621.net/post/show/359155
>>13048305helloyes this is anon
>>13048415thats what it was at first
>>13048415>MLPG Daily>Rarity once again voted #1 slut>Jessy posted some planes that look like sharks>A 300 post discussion was had on the topic of "what are you listening to right now MLPG?">Ross dumped off some obnoxious art while everyone told him to get fucked>Fluttershy made an appearance in the background of one gif>GG did more shitposting with monstergirls>Skype drama for 2 threads>Meme watcher: 145 memes reported! Let's try for the high score tomorrow!
>>13048372I-it's there! You just can't see it!And it's not small! It's compact!
I don't want to draw/write/do anything.It's been a month.
I had a dream last night that a massive marshmallow equine was inviting me to climb inside of her vagina, but when I got close it looked like a deep, dark cave with a massive amount of water far below. I got scared and told her that she had a cave inside of her vagina. She was horrified, stood up, and kept trying to look inside, but couldn't.Also, her entire butt smelled of ripe strawberries, but her vagina smelled like engine oil, which only made the cave inside seem scarier because after I woke up, I realized the water inside might have actually been engine oil.
Are we really this beb or am I in the wrong thread?
>>13048287Ooh, neat. Who's is this?
>>13048305+1, just checking in every 10 minutes or so while I work on other things.
>>13048471>anon accused of being someone he's not>BREAKING NEWS: ARTIST IS DED AND HATS US>lonely anons come out of the woodworks only to not share contact details>reached a record level of "unf">SB's fat Femsnips anthro still polarises the community
>>13048305I'm here, not really posting though
>>13048428>>13048404The most the sub has ever had at one time was about 30 or something. And some nights we max out the 24 slots on the tf2 server.
HEY GUYS3 MONTHS LEFT HANG IN THERE
>>13048526This night I had a dream that I was rikimaru.
>>13048601this is something i can get behindand squeeze her tummy
>>13048607I'd guess that most people here don't visit the sub too often and don't play TF2 though
>>13048563>Hateanons stil causing a ruckus
>>13048609now as i began to yearn for the magic of friendship, 3 months seems like twice the time that has passed
>>13048526I had a dream I was showing people Police Quest. I should go back through the series and play them again.
>>13048609S4 can't come soon enough.
>>13048609Oh shit, I gotta step up my game.
>>13048627The steam group also has 353 members.
>>13048650Plus the who's who list is pretty long, even if a lot of people don't come here anymore, or don't come very often
>>13048650>implying they visit MLPG anymore
Which CMC is most for sexual?
>>13048725The CMC one.
>all this dead talk
>>13048678>implying they don't double up
>>13048522Maybe you're depressed. Or busy with some other things.
>>13048725oppai loli Sweetie
>>13048552Man, I don't see this one too often.
>>13048650the steam group is mostly made of of people that are a part of mlpg, used to be a part of mlpg, would like to be apart of mlpg, likes mlpg but doesn't want yo be a part of mlpg, or hates mlpg but like the games mlpg plays together
>>13048749oppai loli sweetie discovering the magic of boobjobs
>>13048712Because I want to squeeze her tummy
>>13048759>boobjobsmaking her boobs bigger?
>>13048725none of them
>>13048526I had a dream vaguely inspired by Alice: Madness Returns. A bunch of stuff happened, I'd convinced The Hatter and company to just let me leave without further trouble except the way out was blocked and I had to do some sort of video game puzzle involving launching spinning turtles at switches except the last switch caused the turtle to bounce over a wall into a wooden crate where it was no longer a turtle but someone I wanted to escape with me, so I broke through the weak sides of two crates to get to him and Cranky Doodle Donkey was in the first crate and I kicked him in the face by accident but then rewound and did it without hitting him because fuck you I'm dreaming and then the three of us escaped into a place filled with collapsed architecture and that was it.
>>13048725all of them
>>13048725some of them
>>13048725the one you love
>>13048778Isn't it strange how titjob is used to describe the sex act yet a boobjob is just a medical enhancement?
>>13048526That sounds pretty scary.
>>13048725every last cmc
>>13048788When I was a young teenager I used to dream the girls from Totally Spies would sneak into my bedroom at night and rape me, even though I was barely sexually aware at all.
>>13048814yeahwhen I was a kid, I googled boobjob because I thought it was the same with blowjob only with boobs
>>13048753NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WE ARE DYING
>>13048848When I was a kid, I googled everything in English because I knew nobody in the household would understand. You could say I learned English out of lust.
>>13048731>>13048753>>13048852>>13048869Marker's been around Anonymous too long, she's holding a conversation with herself.
>>13048852Dying from what?
>Starswirl the bearded>makes all sorts of spells including spells to go back in time>doesn't get shit for his efforts, dies an old aged unicorn>doesn't even get a whole library named after him, just a small section of it>twilight>doesn't even make an entire spell, just finishes starswirls previous work>gets awarded saint hood and a peerage >gets given wingsProof of the inherit sexism present in Celestia's reign
>>13048876"Porn taught me the english language" - Anonymous, 2013
>>13048879>MLPG is just one pony with multiple personality disorder going crazy and posting a lot
>>13048885Dying from jealousy. Loneliness. From elitism. Dying from hating each other. Hating themselves.
>>13048899Hold the fuck on, we don't know how old Starswirl was when he made all the discoveries.
>>13048753Was her tail always this fluffy?
>>13048911Nah, I'm okay. I did spent some time out of the loop, though.
>>13048911>elitsmsure piss is here
>>13048735No shit I'm depressed. The thing is I like and want to do nothing forever. Don't even want to be happy, just nothing.
>>13048936Then where's the problem if you like it?
>>13048911jealousy and loneliness reporting in
>>13048942What I mean is that Twilight is still young. And maybe Starswirl refused the wings.
>>13048921actually it'd be pretty awesome if the ponies went on a quest for an artifact and found him chilling in a cave like the knight in a indiana jones and the last crusade sort of way.
>>13048959Why is Marker Pony so lewd?
>>13048957Just because someone likes something doesn't make it okay.
>>13048968Then why didn't Twilight refuse the wings?
I just wanted to drop by and say I love you all very much.
>>13048987Because S3 Twilight is Cadence v2
Then you realized bronies are EXACTLY like weeaboos, only with Hasbro being Japan.
>>13048990I love you too Fluttershy
>>13048987Why did Hitler hate the jews?
>>13048987Because she didn't have a choice.
>>13048996Any person who embraces a social label is an annoying retard.
>>13049005Then why did Starswirl have a choice?
>>13049021Because men don't get to be alicorns.
>>13048996Only Japan is obviously the best country.
>>13049021because he was a friendless nerd.
>>13049021He returned in time, told his previous self that wings are gay and annoying and are shit with a robe over them and to run from Celestia?
>>13049021Because his episode wasn't written by M. A. Larson.
>>13048996Who wants to go to Hasbro?
>>13049036So having friends gives you less freedom in Equestria?Fuck that.
>>13049052BroniesThey think Hasbro is a good corporation trying their best to make FiM a great show
I like to think pony society is very anti-man and males are a second class. The women just treat them well so they don't cause a ruckus.
>>13049053>So having friends gives you less freedom in Equestria?It does on Earth too
>>13048977MLPG corrupted her
>>13049052>going to Hasbro after that tsunami hit the Furby wingNigga you insane.
>>13049071>anti-man>treat them well
>>13049078>Furby winggoddamn it
>>13049076Oh dear. We should get Marker Pony on a 12-step recovery process. She needs to find Jeebus
>>13048261What if it's not their boat?
>>13049074Having friends gains you more connections and thus having a higher chance at being more successful in life.Because Twilight had connections, she became a princess. It also helps if you come from a affluent family and priviliged
>>13049088You know, females are in the positions of power and males can never join them.
>>13049093Nah I like her better this way
>>13049060They also think everything Lauren touches is gold now.
>>13049101Fucking unicorns and their privilege. They need to check it.
>>13049101Yeah, but maybe she didn't want to be a princess.
>>13049093She doesn't need imaginary friends.She already has you.
>>13049121Maybe Celestia killed the real Twilight and formed a clone impostor while they were in the Matrix.
>>13049096I really like LOST but sometimes I think some of the deaths were pointless.
>okay don't eat it yet Dash, it's a trick>"this is stupid">now when I point at you, you're going to flip it in the air and catch it in your mouth>"what am I a dog?"
>>13049141Impossible. The Matrix doesn't exist.
>>13049138>2 views>breaking news
>>13049151The first 2-3 seasons were fantastic, the rest was meh and the finale was one of the worst I've ever seen
>>13049155Isn't it clear i the show? Which males are in position of power, anyway?
>>13049141Oh god...what if the real Twiligh was actually killed by the Elements and that was just Celestia being oh shit and releasing one of the many clones of the mane six she has.
>>13049164is your headcanon
>>13049169>is your headcanonWhat? Please communicate correctly.
>>13049164Shining ArmorAnd that one comic where Hayseed Turniptruck is the CEO of his company but I don't really count that as canonWhich females except for the princesses are in a position of power?
>>13049157Do you want me to get you a collar or something?
>>13049209The mayor.Well, I guess it's just a society where males are rare.
>>13049164BluebloodFilthy RichShining ArmorSombra was once I guess
Is Hoity-Toity in a position of power?Are his huge hips canon?
>>13049221I'm not sure if she actually has power
>>13049253She's one of those incompetent mayors. Like the Mayor of Townsville.
>>13049250Would you like to be my good girl?
>>13049267sexy incompetent mayor
>>13049250Why do I like his art so much!?
>>13049286it's fun and dynamic?
>>13049341Time to spank a pone.
>>13049339That's quite a flutterbuttwith the other sketch just below it, it looks like she;s about to sit on a sprawled out dash
>>13048995Do you have proof?
Yes, there ARE people with a fetish for that.
>>13049378>tfw people think my fetish is too vanilla to be a real fetish
>>13049378You sound like that iphone commercial, just replace "app" with "fetish"
>>13049390ANYTHING can be a fetish
>>13049286It took him temwo months to reach that quality.
Guys I need your help. Rarity wants to have sex. She's in the next room getting ready and I'm typing this on my phone.Oh god what do I do
http://i.imgur.com/JAzEagl.png>Here are Gonzo's harem of Murdershy (or angry Fluttershy), Ms. Harshwhinny, and of course, Little Miss Rarity.
>>13049339That is a cute butt on Fluttershy.
>>13049433yesyou will get spankedhard
>>13049453That's funnyThe art is better than LMJ
>>13049453he got 1 out of 3 correct
>>13049446She's kind of weird, whenever she says "no, or don't do that" that's exactly what she wants.
>>13049286Looks a lot like Ghost's art
>>13049446Tag me in. I'll bite the bullet.
>>13049390But philophilia is a real fetish.
I put it in your buttA few times
>>13049421Really two months? That's crazy.
>>13049491Just like dendrophobia is a real fear.
>>13049451But...but...I don't know howAlso she's a horse>>13049480Nigga fuck you this is like the sixth date. I ain't wasting that much time for nothing
>>13049491This nigger gets it. Even though it gets me going really hard, others think it's just so lame.
>>13049472ok sorry , jerk
>>13049517Insert penis into vagina. She'll help.I don't see what the second part has to do with anything.
>Ben Affleck to play BatmanCAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC
>>13049524You cannot escape the punishment.I have tranquilizers, too.
>>13049553I wonder how he'll do at playing Daredevil with Sight
>>13049138>>13049161It'd jumped up to 17 views now. You guise rway2bored
>>13049421Two months? That sounds familiar.
>>13049590well what am I supposed to do
>>13049607Work on your art.
>>13049635It's gonna hurt me.
>>13049654Her forelegs are kind of tiny.She looks like a T-RexIt's cute
>>13049642Why would it hurt you?
>>13049624I don't have any strong feelings either way about satyrs, but I do like how in this picture it gives her massive hips/thighs/ass
>>13049676it is physically painful for him to hold a pen?I can't draw/write very long before my thumb starts getting insufferable amount of pain
>>13049624I fucking hate that guy's "realistic" style.
/mlp/ is playing it's second summer cup group stage match in under an hour if anyone's interested.Please keep the chat in the match thread here:>>13048244
>>13049703I like the horsey bits.
>>13049703I don't like the face, or the way he colors skin, but everything else is pretty nice
>>13049710What are they even playing?
>>13049724I really like Zajice's blushing.
>>13049710>watching people play video games
>>13049710Thanks for the heads-up.
>>13049724I would.When she's older.
>>13049736Like something aj?
>>13049748>we will never have a mlpg dota inhouse
>>13049755>AppleshyEh not bad. She probably loves that ass more than Flutters tough
>>13049754http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/2/15/244367/full.pngWhy not now?
>>13049771thank fucking god
>>13049771Do we have enough people to have a whole inhouse?We could probably populate a 5 stack
>>13049741It's only fun when you're in the same room. You can yell at them. I have fond memories of watching my brother play FFX.
Pone's butt scrunched at you
>>13049791Actually, we probably can do a full inhouse
>>13049783Looks like it's falling off.
>>13049791>all of mlpg in one house>all of them have been on the stack
>>13049791Let's make a team and win the next international
>>13049737Pro Evolution Soccer. It's an automated football league thing, each board that's participating's got a team that they've designed the players based around board jokes, and they've got a manager who picks the team's strategy and substitutions and try to earn a success in the face of the RNG.Currently there's a /d/ vs /v/ match going on at twitchDOTtv/germanbrocheck the thread he linked if you've got any other questions.
>>13049816>playing limp biscuit with MLPG with everybody stacked
>>13049772long pony is long
>>13049771I don't really care, everyone would stop playing as soon as I join anyway, like always.
>>13049826ok, i'll be the solo mid player, but i only random
>>13049829>/d/ is winningBASED DICKGIRLS
>>13049772I want to pick her up just to see how long she is.
>>13049783that edit sucks
Since you faggots are /v/ recommend me a single player game. I'll have almost no internet access for a while and I need something to do
>>13049830>Limp biscuitYou're making the same mistake again, Anon.
>>13049843mid or feed сука
I want to 0r0's OCwhat the fuck is wrong with me
>>13049851Would she let you?
>>13049892no fu i mid
>>13049896Maybe it's time to an hero.
>>13049878>not knowing what playing limp biscuit means
>>13049926It's SOGGY biscuit
>>13049904я буду ебать твою жену и редкости является шлюха
>>13049912from which museum of ancient history did you steal that maymay from?
>>13049871>>13049905Get Daggerfall. Its free.
>>13049940>pink vice>not pinkiepls
>>13049940Are there any apart from Rarity and Pinkie?
>>13049959>still no wings on Twilight>Still MAJOR BEEF
>>13049905binding of issac(don't get the dlc yet), nethack
>>13049896>I want to fuck a lagomorph with a horsecock and KoF/MLP referances
>>13049937Бьюсь об заклад, вы, как Пинки Пай, чертов кусок дерьма, я посередине.
>>13049969It won't hurt when I cum inside you
>>13049974>(don't get the dlc yet)Why's that?
>>13049969babs seed is a colt in my head canon
>>13050048The dlc makes the game harder, way too hard for someone just starting out.There is a trainer though that allows you to turn it off.
>>13050048It adds a bunch of shit to make the game harder for people who've already beaten the game a few times but makes it harder to get some basic upgrades those people would have already had.
>>13049940>>13049985>>13050036>not scanning the ponies and keeping the picture.
in this moment i am euphoric. not because of any phony tutorials, but because i am enlightened by my own studies.
>>13050096>not studying with tutorials
>>13050092but they're already naked
>>13049905FEAR. Even a shit PC should run it.
>>13050096>tfw when noticing improvements
>>13050128>DO you know what TIME it is?
>>13050146It's time to play the game.
>>13050117yeah, it was a joke. you can't possibly figure it all out by yourself, but you still have to do most of the work. really good tutorials are pretty rare though.>>13050138we all gonna make it, brah.
>>13050173what's the deal with this euphoric meme?
>>13050132>tfw playing FEAR just to use the shotgun
>>13050190It's an easily parodied and varied "joke"
>>13050190reddit atheist proposes coming up with intellectual quotes to enlighten the masses
>>13050190reddit-tier fedoracore atheists.the bronies of non-belief.
>>13050190/r/atheism decided that the best way to be atheists was to post images of themselves of how enlightened and superior they are and it came across as awfully pretentious.
God damnit I haven't done pixel stuff in years
>>13050198The game is fantastic and it has aged well.
>>13049624I've been waiting for satyr pank for a while thanks
>>13050224>>13050224>Reddit atheists showing off how enlightened by intelligence they are Then why are they on Reddit?
>open MLPG for the first time in days>this banner appearsWelp...
>>13050356Reddit is stupid people pretending to be smart4chan is smart people pretending to be stupid
>>13050363I don't get it.
>>13050372It's homo time.
>>13050356because it's the major hub for a lot of different interests?
>>13049624Pony > Humanized > Centaur > Anthro >>>>>>> Satyr
>>13050389But that's wrong
>>13050401I pressed shit+insert by mistake and all the shit I typed was replaced by clipboard text.Brilliant.
>>13050389>Centaur>above anythingInto the trash it goes!
>>13050428...why did you have that in your clipboard?
MLPG, I seek your wisdom.I'm in cartoons club at my college (I'll avoid saying which to avoid someone finding out who this is), and it was a weekly meeting as to what we wanted to watch on Thursday, our next club meeting. Being the /co/mrade that I am, I suggest that we watch My Little Pony. The whole club doesn't know what I'm talking about and goes on to talk about some stupid shit like Adventure Time and Regular show. I was enraged that they wouldn't even consider, if I may say so, the greatest cartoon of the past millennium, so I threw a punch at one of them and broke their glasses. I wanted MLP, and they wouldn't fucking show it. It serves him right; he smelled bad and always misused animation terms. I had found /co/ and browsed there until it was 2008, and here this fat fuck is spouting out tumblr shit. I was pissed.After I punched him, he looked as if he was going to cry. Serves him right. He fought back, and I think he fucking broke my nose in the process. What gave him the right to do that? Being too enraged to care, I attacked back and grabbed his neck tightly. I strangled him and drained every inch of life out of him. When I finished shaking him, I noticed he was dead. I panicked, locked the door, closed the windows, put up the blinds, and turned off the lights in the room.So here I am, in the clubroom, after hours. I just recently covered from the shock, and I decided to post here because I'm frightened. What should I do? HELP!(I couldn't find a really relevant image on Google image search so I'm using this, since my [former] club president's laptop which I'm using only has a bunch of xxxTeen titans r34.)
>>13050441COMBINE HORSE WITH UPGRADE PARTS
>>13050389Let me correct youPony>Humanized>>>>>>>Centaur=Anthro>>>>>>Satyr
>>13050428And that was in your clipboard, because...
>>13050441that's a pony
Now you can pick between EG and pony whores! Isn't that amazing?
>>13050389>>13050461You guys keep accidentally mixing up centaur and satyr. It's an easy mistake, but I'll trust you to get it right in the future.
>>13050457Is this copypasta?
>>13050450mIRC automatically copies stuff from the chatlog once it i selected. Someone posted it in the IRC channel and I copied it for quotation to reply back ans ask wtf.I actually wanted to ask serious question but I think I will wait few hours until more people. I need more opinions.
>>13050457Shit happens dude, hang in there.
>>13050430But Centaurs are the best.
>>13050457I call bullshit.
>>13050484Nigga Centaur a shit but Satyr even a bigger shit
>>13050458YOU CHOSE THE GREEN STONE>>13050466Oh god, where?
>>13050389>>13050461>>13050495>>13050502centaurs are the worstobjectively
>satyrs>not better than all of then except for ponyFucking plebeians
>>13050389pony>human>pony anthro(show accurate face)>centaur>satyr>>>>>furry anthro(weird snouts)
>>13050554some one tell Dash that she won't absorb her new powers that way
>>13050531ohoh noi think i think i had too much pinkie pie
>>13050531peacock a shit
>tfw your contact on skype blocked you for no reason.
>>13050608You can never have enough panka.>>13050635I will destroy you
>>13050638>tfw talking to someone on skype and they just randomly stop talking
>>13050638>tfw you block someone on skype for no reason
>>13050622What did I do?
>>13050675Well, YOU stopped talking too.
>>13050554>full.jpgFUCK WHY DID DERPIBOORU HAVE TO CHANGE IT'S FILENAMES?I liked saving pics with tags, but now all I get is "there is already a file with the same name in this location"
>>13050622What did Dooks do? What do Dooks do did?
>>13050553>pony anthro with show accurate facethey look like Sonic characters.
>>13050675>tfw skype a program developed to fascilitate social interaction, really makes you feel insecure
>>13050666Please draw that ponk/zecora balancing act, lord satan.You said you would twice before.
>>13050710>fascilitate social interaction,I've always seen skype as a very professional program.
>>13050684You are a dick mewball
>>13050711I actually tried three times to draw it, but I simply can, the pose eludes me.Do you have other request?
>>13050688I was waiting for a response, conversations are a two way street.I just always feel like I said something to offend the person I was talking to, and ASKING THEM if they're offended would be extremely awkward for me.
https://derpiboo.ru/408257>Rammstein cutie markWhat the fuck
>>13050761Well, whenever that happens, I don't think a lot of it, even when the response (if response there is) comes days after. Maybe because I don't value friendship much.
>>13050687Did I miss vegetables pony?
>>13050823But I don't care, I'm a popular artist. I have tons of persons to talk to, hahaha. Ha. Ha... ;_;
>>13050821It means she likes the taste of something cheap and salty in her mouth
>/mlp/ has a dick formation for the virtual football thingGod damnit
/mlp/ vs /trv/ 4chan cup match coming up on twitchDOTtv/germanbroReminder to keep the match chatter in the relevent thread unless you absolutely have to.>>13048244
>>13050752I request that you keep working on dynamic poses
>>13050844Not yet, I will try to work on that plus another request tonight after school
>>13050897I'm not gonna post about the cup here except for the dick post, seeing how dicks are very relevant to MLPG
>hey anon I found this package at your door that said "valuable" and "this side up only" but I was still able to turn it upside down a bunch.>What's up with that??
>>13050675I do take users off my list it feels like they lost interest in me.
>>13050944Right in the middle of a conversation?
>>13050977Wow no thats a dickish move.
>>13047455I saw a prostitute being beaten in the street last month but I kept driving because all the black people are scary as fuck around here
>>13050944Me too, I removed Lamar because of that
>>13050977"and you'll never guess what I did next!">Pinkie Pie is no longer your friend
>>13051000But thats what black poeple do. Just ask appledan
>>13051029AppleDan looks like the beta-est black guy ever.
Hey dudes what was the name of that Zombie game where you could pony pictures?
>>13051029>>13051134How do you guys know he's black?
>>13051002I think almost everyone has done that.
>>13051158Zafehouse diaries, I think.
>>13051172appledan is actually latino
>>13051172He showed us his black ass.
>>13051178I didn't. I never added him in the first place!
Zafehouse Diaries>tfw if they follow their previous pattern another patch is one month awayNo Survivors a shitAlso Fluttershy is still a faggot that can't amputate a fucking limb without killing the infected guy>Everyone succeeds without problem>Every single time>Fluttershy never succeds
>>13051110Do they curtains match the carpet baby?
Crazy little thing called pone.
>>13051202Yo dude, wow. Haha, wow.
>>13051238crazy little pones you say?
>>13051277And then sexually
>>13051333fs pls she's not crazy anymore.
>>13051333FlyingSombra, she's a cured mare.
>>13051333She's not crazySomewhere out there there's a pony in a dog's body
>>13051389Dog in a pony's body, you say?
>>13051216>>13051185Thanks I wanted to buy it>there are now mods for the game>all are shit toughI wonder if someone could make a better pony mod.
>>13051178>>13051212I'm surprised he hasn't removed me! I never did anything for him or expressed an interest in doing so.
>>13051424I swear to god that drawing make me so goddamn hard and I hate all the fetishes there.I guess Rarity with a leash is one of my biggest weaknesses.
>>13051507>not liking pet play
>>13050282actually, some faggot faked a quote by their famous atheist god and posted it on reddit, and everyone believed it
>>13051507here's the other oneand collars are always great
>>13051535Don't like it at all. But here...I really think it only because Rarity is involved.>>13051551>Another oneWell I'll be in my bunk
Some of you guys should try this method
>>13051623i started doing something similar to that.it does work.
>>13051623>that quoteTop lel. But we can't all be Bob Ross.
>>13051603Rarity wouldn't be a dog tough. She'd be like a cat, not listening to commands, doing whatever she wants, still being in control.What I;m saying she won't fuck you when you want but you'll wake up in the middle of the night to see her sucking your dick.
>>13051678Your cat sucks your dick in the middle of the night?
>>13051603Most of the Rarity in collars pictures involves Diamond Dogs, hard to find solo ones
>>13051678>but you'll wake up in the middle of the night to see her sucking your dick.that's good enough