Slowly dying edition because all contributors are ded and hat us.Already dead horse: >>13019733
daily reminder to vote in pollhttp://best-pony.tkto decide which pony is the biggest slut
Yay, I love meta.
>>13024266Me too. Who is your favorite contributor?
>>13024277That one everybody likes.
>>13024286Nobody likes Anonymous.
>>13024286Not enough tripcode to be liked.
>>13024290well fuck you guys then I'm leaving
>>13024286Anonymous is terrible,Because contributors go Anonymous when they shitpost I know I do
>>13024300Good riddance you big chucklefuck.
I'm not dead though.I'm slowly gaining power.And fiddling my diddle dang jamboree.
>>13024306>implying you're a contributor>implying you're not just starting shit
>>13024316Not that Anon but I did that too when I used to contribute here.
>>13024306>Because contributors go Anonymous when they shitpostWrong, Red shitposts all the time with her name on.
>>13024310Do your spurs jingle jangle jingle?
>>13024316What if I told you I'm actually two contributors albeit not at the same time?
OP, you're not very good at making new horses.
>>13024306>mfw I'm always anonymous even though I'm contributorI'm just hesitating to put name since I don't want to be attentionwhore without constant contributing
>>13024344Me too!Neither of them is popular!
>>13024344Is this some Mrs Doubtfire Bullshit
>>13024347Protip: You don't need to wear your name all the time if you have one
>>13024361>You don't need to wear your name all the time if you have onelol
>>13024359>tfw one of our contributors cross-dresses as a sassy grandma
>>13024347you know, contributing with a name isn't attentionwhoring
>>13024373What if your favorite contributor actually is a sassy grandma? A fat black sassy grandma who don't need no man?
>>13024373>you will never throw an orange at Pierce Brosnan
>>13024352>>13024344Can one be an anonymous contributor, and one with a name? Is that what you're talking about? I guess that must work as long as no one recognizes your art when you're anon.
>>13024365Yeah, no. This is straight-up pretty horrible.
>New feature: Linkify and Clean Links, enabled by defaultNeat.
>>13024381Tyler Perry, pls go
>>13024347Wear a name if you want to either bring attention to yourself or to create a pattern. Just don't make it a shitty one. If your post can be done without a name, then maybe you should do so.
>>13024381>what is mt?
>>13024387I like it. Meta is fun.
>>13024269>You will never be chosen by the Trihorse of Courage
>tfw Rei will never draw more Corey dragon
wich contribootor wud u fuk
>>13024375yes, yeswhat I mentioned is someone like BCS
>>13024411well I'm not gay, so maybe jessy I don't know maybe if given the chance which I doubt
>>13024417So, new 4chan X update fucked up YouTube's thumbnails from the IMGUR extension or is it only me?
I'd contribute more, but I'm just too tired after work and I'm mostly unavailable on weekends.Work ends next weekend, though.
>>13024414BCS isn't even an attention whore, just a fucking lunatic
>>13024435>>13024427Not working for me either
>>13024411I hope the anon with the 8" dick is a contributor
>you will never date LK nonsexually
>>13024440Well, let's hope codeanon is around and fixes it soon.
>>13024411i would love SB tenderly
How many years of school does pony go through?
>>13024417IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE MY LAST DOSE.AM I GOING TO BE OKAY?
>>13024427Speaking of which, how do you bring up the settings menu for the Imgur extension?
>>13024447>go to pick him up>the doorbell makes a strange noise which is a QR code that leads to the next clue of his whereabouts
>>13024447GoodWhy the fuck would I want to date someone and not fuck them?
>>13024462Next to the 4chan X settings.
>>13024463>skip his dumb treasure hunt and find him in the basement>where he always is
>>13024462I just disable my 4chanX, change the imgur script, and put 4cx back on.
>>13024418I'll fight you for her
>>13024467>there is a sad look on his face>he just wanted to play
>>13024427I switched to appchan x. It works.
>>13024398MT ain't no grandma.
>>13024477>And miss the movie
>>13024230i-i don't hat you mlpg
>>13024464>he doesn't knowhe said he would maybe date a guy but he's not attracted to them
>>13024471>>13024462You people are dumb.
>>13024477>it turns out that's actually not the real lk, just an actor he hired>actor gives you some kind of fucking bullshit clue as to where the real lk is
>>13024482Does Appchan X have the new 4chan X features as in the filename thing and notifications?
>>13024486I knowBut what's the point?
>>13024472sure go right ahead I don't careIt's not like I could get with her seeing as she has a boyfriend
>>13024495It does have the notifications. I may have missed the filename thing, I'm still adapting to the changes.
>>13024497Ingrown toenail generals are much better.
>>13024497Leo > Cancer
>>13024497I don't mind, she's adorable.
>>13024501Is yours up to date?
>>13024527>>13024501Are you guys using Mayhem?
>>13024502I'LL FIGHT HIM AS WELL
>>13024527you're like two versions behind at least
>>13024531I don't know what that is.
>>13024511AAAAAAAAAAAAHIt looked like fun
>>13024488>finally track him down when suddenly a skeleton pops out>he's wearing his lich costume again
>>13024485Stop being tsundere.
>>13024543So just find a nice soft fag hag
>>13024537Google 4chan X Mayhem.Install it.
>>13024551...is there a 4chanX other than Mayhem's?
>>13024563There's like 60,000 forks
>>13024408Those colors look super weird. I like the shape though I want to be able to draw faces like that...
>>13024563Pretty much >>13024567
>>13024551What's the difference?
>>13024531This was me>>13024527And yeah, Mayhem's version.>>13024535Yeah, I know. Made a couple of edits to the script so I can't been assed to update until I felt the need to. From the sounds of it the features added by the most recent update are enough to warrant it though, so I'll probably get around to it soon.
>>13024582It's the "official" one, and the one codefags take to make their scripts.
>Twily became a princess because the writers wants to relegate her to the sidelines>S4 will focus almost exclusively on the other 5, with occasional guest appearances from Twilight
>>13024585I'm no pro but I'd be willing to bet that's why it's not up there
What if my little giraffe?
>>13024605the rest of them are going to ascend on their own time
>>13024609wow, kraut's been practicinggood for him
>>13024609Where are the giraffe antenae?
>tfw Patch 3.10a
>>13024568Quick! Steal that face before it gets away!
>>13024629why are these ponies so small
>>13024629I still don't know how those eyes are supposed to look good.
>>13024644I don't like it
>>13024629Erase Lauren from there.Put a few men in suits just looking straight
Im just gonna leave this here...http://i.imgur.com/PlEm6aW.gifI cant post gifs because iphone ;-;
>>13024641They ar elittle
>>13024609My little Brontosaurus
>>13024625I want to touch her face brush my thumbs against her cheeks and whisper into her ear
>>13024609>>13024626Post a qt Giraffe instead
>>13024629Those are some tiny horses. Also I still hate the arm tube cartoon design and boulder sized heads western animation is trending towards.
would you watch it?
>>13024673>leg warmersIGNORE EQG POSTSREPORT EQG POSTS
>>13024683What are we talking here, like a straight up godzilla movie or a pacific rim type thing where a giant spike needs to defend the town from an onslaught of monsters that keep coming.
>>13024626Isn't it true that giraffes have the second most gay sex in all the animals of the animal kingdom second to some bird?
>>13024651Just copy the link in the upload box (I think).
>>13024676It's okay Anon.I can whisper into your ear too if you want me to
>>13024697no, that is the bat
>>13024694He's clearly talking about Spike and Garble having giantgreedy modegaysex
>>13024702I don't want Cheetos breath on me.
>>13024697Giraffes and swans.
>>13024709Currently it smells like sunflower seeds though
>>13024695Daily reminder that that furry green kangaroo is going to be in the PR game and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>13024706And what, using rarity as lube?
>>13024718>furry green kangarooexplain
>>13024689You cannot stop usYou cannot bring us downNever give upWe go on and on
>>13024724Now we're talking
>>13024729not even close baby
>>13024733kseriously though it's time yo kill yourself
>>13024673I'd fuck that giraffe
>>13024730Some giant green macro fetish furfag character.Creator threw boatloads of cash to force his character into the game.I never saved the image, keep an eye out for a pacific rim thread on /v/ or something.
>>13024750Im just gonna go make one
>>13024712>look through Kraut's stuff for swans>one picture with seven swans on the same page>mfw
>>13024750wait, I think I know this oneis it duncan roo?
>>13024761Yeah that's it. And that's all the character is as a kaiju.. just a fucking green kangaroo with pointy teeth.He'll have 'cartoony attacks' or some crap.
>>13024768If it's some kind of bonus character, that's not so bad. You know, like a panda suit in fighting games or something.
>>13024768dare I ask what game?
>>13024768I'm upset with myself for knowing that and upset with the internet for facillitating this sort of thing
>>13024768I wish I had loadsamone to force my terrible OC into a vidya.Or GG did.
>>13024790Don't feel bad. I knew it immediately as well and I haven't even heard of that guy in years.
>>13024796I don't fund kickstarters. But I'd throw money down for a Princess Bitch game with explicit bad ends of course
Nevermind I tracked down the abomination.
>>13024810This was so much funnier censored.also less creepy
>>13024817I'd fuck itoh wait is that a guy?I'd fuck it
>>13024817How in the hell is it that so many furries have such a disposable income, and such bad judgement?
>>13024817In case you missed it:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/14214732/kaiju-combat-giant-monsters-awesome-fighting-onlin
>>13024817>character copyright 2012 sunstone gamewaitwait wait wait wait waitplease tell me the furry at least lost the rights to call this character his own anymorethat would be the only good thing from this
>>13024817So by 'creator', who gave all that money to get this kangaroo in?
>>13024820And way hotter
>>13024840read the entire line, anon
>>13024831Oh, I see.
>>13024796>there will never be an MLPG OC fighting game like Brawl>Mti and Mua will never be Ice Climbers>Sleepyhead will never be Jigglypuff
>>13024817That's just a green kangaroo
Just suck my dick a little
>>13024831meh i would rather have privateer press make a fighting game than have some faggot make it.
>>13024830I think it's something to do with the autism, it's like they minmax shit like accounting or stock trading and doing nothing but that but everything else gets warped as a side effect. Or they just hold normal jobs and horde their cash to spend on shit like this because they still live in their mothers basement and already tricked out their computer.
>>13024851>Rest KOs at 40%
>>13024857Okay One you're a mare, you don't have a dickTwo You're not realThree No
>>13024843I would have to assume this guy: http://duncanroo.macrophile.com/
>>13024856That's the problem. It's boring and bleeds furry uncreativity.
>>13024871Could be worse, could have had 30 types of colors, one of them being a rainbow scheme, or worse, accessories.
>>13024857i already said yes jeez.in fact i had to take it out of my mouth just to reply, you dumb horse. now let me go on sucking.
>>13024869>you're a mare, you don't have a dickcheck your privilege
>>13024871I thought it had like rainbow colors and wings and eight dicks for eyes and shit.
>>13024883Words to live by
>>13024896you heard nothing of the sort
>>13024896r63 discord only pls
>>13024883I only pay more for Valve and Battlefield games
>>13024887>Depending on mood he can spit corrosive acidWarhammer fluff will never not make me smile.
>>13024851Who would the others be?
>>13024912I like "120 and a half"
>>13024831>check link>chuckle at the giant cock
Pony is laughing at your tiny peniswat do
>>13024934show her I can do more with it.Seriously have you noticed that horses can only hump like 3-6 times before finishing? Boring
Who knew fluffypone maker used to browse /co/
>>13024934Finger her vagina.
Pony made you breakfast.
>>13024946Everyone, you moron.
>>13024953I wanted to eat pony out for breakfast
>>13024946We all did
>>13024934Falcon punchRight into that horse vagina
Pony wants to know if this makes her butt look big.
>>13024961What if you woke up as a girl and pony wanted to eat you out for breakfast?
Pony just sniffed you.
>>13024934Get off on it>tfw you'll never be on the receiving end of size shaming
>>13024976That would be acceptable as wellespecially if two ponies wanted to eat me out
a contributer enters the thread :3<<
>>13024253Ultimate pony-slut showdown of history.
>>13024967he has a pointbronies are recursive when it comes to new ideas
>>13024973pony's butt is huge
>>13024946He used to run the episode-day stream for us.
>>13024946Anon, you're too dumb to be here.
>>13024998Featherweight is bigger slut.
>>13024950*shlick shlick shlick*
>>13024998>>13025010Actually scratch that, Rumble is.
Did Fluffy even make fluffy ponies? I thought they were just a random idea from some Anon about some braindead overly hairy ponies that couldn't be left alone without drowning in their waterbowl
>>13024998Seriously? Cadence. Fleur maybe be a whore but she's committed. Cadence makes love with everyone
>>13024914There was talk of it a while ago about a fightan gameI only remember Saffron on the list because of punching arms
>>13024999Furry originality is very nonexistent though, all furries ever do is1. mix two species2. give it an atrocious color scheme3. give it an edgy backstoryThe only one of these bronies mostly don't do is 1
>>13024998>celestia doesnt even show up in the resultsHa, I knew that she's a pure maiden
>>13025005>tfw secret stram still probably buried in bookmarks
>>13025029Saffron is such a MISFIT ALWAYS READY TO BRAWL. LK IF YOU'RE HERE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE THAT DRAW
>>13024973No, pony's big butt makes pony's butt look big
>>13025034Oh, really? She was #48 when I looked earlier. Surprised they're shuffling about that much.
>>13025027>Fleur>CommittedThen why was Fancypants in town to bang Rarara in too many ponkas?
>>13025022That's true, Fluffy made most art of Flufflepuff, the pink one though, so that character is kind of attributed to him, although it's almost entirely based on greentexts from mlpg, or rather, was.
>>13024831>MacrosaurusOh godThat faggot too?
>Filenames all have gay porn in the titleDid you just google gay porn? You know google keeps those records for a few years right?
>>13025043Because he's the whore, duh
>>13025008Please don't say that. He will learn!
why can't I find a job mlpg
>>13025038>>13025023oh well that's original.Also, have you just never been here before? We write greentext stories depicting exactly that. You're giving, like, 50% of the regulars here massive boners.Apple-ly yourself.
>literal gay porn spamwhat
>>13025041Nevermind, apparently I saw a short version of the results. She's still at the end of the list, only Dinky is less slutty and she's a filly so that barely counts
>>13025033bronies do all of theseits just when it comes to ideas they would much rather redo idea rather then make new ones
>>13025067It's like I'm really back on /co/!
>>13025060How will he know whether it's gay porn or not if the filename isn't accurate?
>>13025029Damnit, I was all set to go "I've got that cap right here!" and then I realised it's on the computer I don't have access to.I think Dayguard and Nightguard were in there too, along with the Knight and the Fawn.
>>13025060It also keeps records of the fact that you used them to shit on disgusting deviants fucking horses, so it's okay. Maybe your devotion will get you to Adeptus Arsestartes someday?
>>13025064Because Vim is shit.
>>13025065these aren't ponies, I can't boner to this
>>13025022Don't remeber if he came up with them, but he did draw a bunch of the ponies as fluffy
>>13025067>spamming fag central with gay porn
>Spamming gay porn>In MLPGKnow your enemies
>>13025064>shitty font>black on dark green>random black boxes that hide important information0/10 resume would not hire
>>13025082I'm not mad, just offended that you put so little thought and effort into thisWe're used to a slightly higher calibre spammists here.
>>13025064This actually makes me mad since I have a pretty solid resume imo and I can't even get a job at McDonalds
>>13025074You're killing me, anon. Stop making me boner like this
I can only get off to feminine boys. I'm too hetero for this
>>13025097>>13025100I only like homohorses though.
I want /hm/ to leave.
>>13025039I want itI NEED ITin gif form, preferably
>>13025115>Tfw only Bi for sentient non humansI couldn't see myself fucking a human male
>>13025113I want some twink bottoms with big dicks
i have flaming homolust frequently, but i find gay porn to be rather repulsive bonerkill material.is this normal?
Wow, the piss is so strong today I feel the need to tripcode. Sure is summer in here.Please don't mind the secure tripcode, I already know I'm a jerk.
>>13025126If I knew shit about rendering, I'd totally do this. Also Trixie Leblanc
>>13025130I feel the same wayI also feel the same way about hetero porn featuring real people
>>13025130It's normal for a straightfag
>>13025138>zone will never actually post here>we'll never berate him into making a pony porn flash game
>>13025138Fuck you.Not for the nameNot for the postNot for the tripfor not typing all caps while posting Dan Vs. pony.....yes I know its Karkat.
>>13025086Yeah I remember them being on there tooThe roster actually sounded fun to play...
>>13025145Waifuing imaginary character is so much cleaner.
>Literally just get hard>He stopsWhat a tease
>>13025164you say that about everyone
>>13025151>>13025152It's a bad feeling know that the eponymous one will never make a pony porn flash game however I have folders and folders of carefully sorted unfs to help heal the wound left behind!
>>13025162She's not imaginary, she just hasn't found a way to reach me yet!
Pony just saw youPony is scaredWhat do?
>>13025152>Equating Karkat to DanDan's proactive as fuck. He rants, then he gets up and brings hell on the thing he hates, or at least tries.All Karkat does is bitch at everyone.
I quite like the music one!
>>13025162>tfw you'd fuck your imaginary friend
>>13025175panic and flee
>>13025168Not him but BCS tries to wave around names of people she interacts with who are more popular than her in an attempt to impress us.Needless to say it fails.
>>13025145i sorta feel the same too. typical mainstream stuff is generally shit.when it comes to gay i just have too specific tastes i guess.
>>13025175Chase her around while yelling angrily.
You guys should try posting ponies! It's fun!
>>13025178The Foster world was so goddamn fucked up. Why the hell wasn't everyone dead because of stupid kids that made their imaginary friends so fucked up that they killed everything around them by just existing.Goddamn kids with no imagination.I mean seriously they lived in a world where imagination was the most powerful thing in existence.
>>13025195ponies a shit
>>13025198Do you have any images of the flutterponies?
>>13025207That series sucked.I don't know what it is about furry artists but whenever they try to draw characters a couple and with dialogue it always comes across as off and artificial and terrible.Oh wait.
>>13025182Both you and Pony flee, never to see each other again. You continue your nopony life till you die of old age>>13025194The pony only gets more and more frighten as you chase her and scream angrily at her.Eventually some royal guards come to defend pony. They are preparing to attackWhat do?
>>13025228Strip naked and beg for mercy
>>13025145It's all just so plastic and clinicalIt's too designed.
>>13025228Use my innate human skills at animal husbandry to tame these ponies.
>>13025206>Billy you have to give up your friend>NO DONT DO THIS TO ME>I HATE YOU>I WISH I COULD HAVE A BOMB FRIEND TO BLOW YOU ALL UP
>>13025240>Mfw this game>mfw someone kept telling me to play it saying that my pony was waiting for me.>Tfw I forgot his name
>>13025184I know that feel, I only homo to 63 of my waifu
>>13025250>>13025255>you will never have access to Foolz Archive ßeta
>>13025260>63 waifuThe furthest I would go is a futa version of my waifu.And even then I'd really hope that it is only temporary
>falling for it
>>13025276>dogs with handsfucking furfags
>>13025269Just open the link in a new tab dude.
>>13025275>implying people arent just joking around because they are bored
>>13025243Thing is imagine what adults could do>I AM IMAGINING A IMAGINARY FRIEND THAT COULD PRINT MONEY THAT ARE IDENTICAL TO REAL MONEYReally the cold war was probably like a kindergarten fight >Well yeah my imaginary friend can fire nukes>Oh yeah? Well my imaginary friend can make anti nuke shields>Oh yeah? Well my imaginary friend's nukes can go trough your imaginary friend shield
I've heard if you say his name 3 times, he comes to post in the thread!
>>13025260i started that way. that i went gay for so much that i came to the conclusion that i was repressing something, but still rather selective about it.still love the pussy though and always will.
>>13025284>Error!>Post not found
>>13025289Long ago some kind probably stabilized everything by imagining a friend that limits everyone else's friends.
>>13025243>>13025289There'd be a council that would imagine the world as it was before, say, nuclear explosions.
It's late at night when you're cuddling your waifu and your monster child. You're all warm and cozy but the clock ticks and you realize it's way past her bed time. Your demon baby tells you she doesn't want to go to bed because there might be monsters in her room, she wants to stay with you and your waifu for awhile. What do?
>>13025289The implications of Foster weren't fully explored at all. Imagine all the shit runing rampant in Foster's universe. Monsters in every kid's closet, murderous imaginary friends created by kids tormented by bullies. Unspeakable horrors created by people with big imaginations and incredible fears. Imagine the dark times, people burning "witches" all over the place.Foster has so much room for grimdark it's not even funny.
>>13025274You wouldn't even huff his balls?
>>13025274>not preferring your waifu with a fat turgid marecock
>>13025305"There are monsters in the room, that's the problem. You're supposed to be sleeping in your bed, not ours"
Tell me why Chrysalis had so many holes in her body? What happened to her?
ROSS ROSS ROSSBCS BCS BCSNACHOS NACHOS NACHOSNBS NBS NBS
>>13025310No, I prefer my waifu to stay female.
Is Pinkie Pie really moot's favorite pony?If so, then as someone that really like how Pinkie Pie trolls bronies and liking that fluffy pink hair more than is healthy, I can really get behind that sentiment.
>>13025227I'm gonna hand around bars and shit to improve my ability to write realistic dialogues.
>>13025300Weird, the post's not in the archive but whatever.
>>13025315>summoning the four riders of shitposting
>>13025314Discord poured an inkwell over the flutterponies homeland turning them from beautiful creatures to horrible mutants
Why aren't we talking about the comics?By which I mean the true S3.
>>13025274But it's pretty much the same thingJust he'll always want to do anal
>>13025315WHOA THERE ANONONE OF THOSE ARE WORSE THEN THE OTHERS
>>13025321>pictureEh, I'd keep a pet monkey if I could afford it.
>>13025329I want to hate ponies. But white ponies are my fetish.
>>13025330Because it instantly devolves into canon wars.
>>13025325Your pony is in another building. Left or Right?
>>13025330when the cmc micro was released we had an episode day-tier thread.that was great.
thank you scruffy
>>13025321Goofy and Pluto
>>13025314..fuck I'm drawing a blank.
>>13025312EA pls, these are plebeians you're talking to.
>>13025331>But it's pretty much the same thingnot really
>>13025232The guards look at you for a bit before they immobilize you and take you to jail till they can see what to do with you.>>13025237The guards don't trust you. As you approach them they attack you. You are beaten quite a bit before being immobilized and taken to jailYou are now in jail. There's a creepy pony smiling and singing in the cell across yours. There's also a guard at the end of the hallway. He doesn't move, doesn't blink, doesn't do nothing.What do
>>13025330Yes I read this comic and enjoyed it very much. Because I am poor, I hoping to find some used ones on Ebay soon but I get made fun of for buying so many MLP things at my age... it's my collector's instinct then I have buyer's remorse.
>>13025305Get Twilight to set up the usual anti-monster shield.
>>13025355i'm not EAbut honored
What pet would you like?
>>13025314She got rid of excess flesh.
>>13025357Now that I'm naked, get down on all fours and pretend to be a pony.
>>13025366Dash should have gone with the bat or the toucan.
>>13025364Nice to meet you, honored.
>>13025255Tomorrow is the worst theme for screencaps.
Ponies in my pants. I like that idea.
>>13025158Butterfly should be added to the roster
>>13025366that blue butt
>>13025370You aren't naked. You are wearing a jail uniform.Do you still want to pretend to be a pony?
>>13025373Falcon was clearly the most fitting
>>13025321It really isn't.like>>13025336said. If the theory of evolution was proven with another race and we got anthros, it would be the same connection. One type evolved and one type didn't. Therefore one type can actually choose to dominate the other. Also posting this just causehttp://i.imgur.com/JN1Le4g.jpg
>>13025376>Tomorrow is the worst theme
>>13025377PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
>>13025366I want that yellow pony
>>13025366Dash has a gorgeous plot.
>>13025289This is like WH40k fanbase.
>>13025386No, the ruse won't work because ponies don't wear clothes.Ask for my own clothes back, threaten that I'll do an embarrassing imitation of a pony if I don't get them back.
>>13025330fleetfoot so cute
>>13025378Take care of it.
What if the Diamond Dogs met Winona/
>>13025405ALL OF THE PONIES ARE CUTE
>>13025357Dropkick the door of the jail to bust out. Then challenge the guard to a wrestling match.
>>13025400Not really, the 40k fanbase is more like a storm of precedents as opposed to making stuff up.And then devolving into a bitchfit about which precedents cancel out which.
>>13025420I don't get it
Hey OP, I'd contribute more, but people have me blocked. Maybe I'll come up with another nick. Until then, I'm either anon or dead air.
>>13025434I like Twist.
>>13025428It's bcs being insane again.
>>13025434Twist is cute in an ugly way
>>13025438hello there, dead airwhy are people blocking you?
>>13025438Don't worry about the people who filtered you. They are just going to again and their opinion doesn't matter.
>>13025445Humble is the word you are looking for.
>>13025432Already one of my favorite images but I don't know why
>>13025404You try to call the guard. He doesn't respond. You scream that you want your cloths back. He doesn't move or even acknowledge you.You then threaten that if you don't get your clothes you will make an embarrassing imitation of a pony. He still doesn't even blink.The pony in the cell across you hits you with a small pebble and tells you to shut up before he resumes singing.>>13025417You hit one of the jail bars. As you do that you can only feel pain in your leg. You say ouch.The bar you hit remains silent and the guard doesn't do anything.
>>13025377oh god that holeimagine what kind of smelly substance might rot inside that thing~im so unfed
>>13025432>she'll never hold your hand
>>13025438Maybe you should contribute mostly things people want to see and keep your fat concepts to your /art/ thread, Ross
>>13025446They see me as an icon of all that is bronytastic, though my contributions were well received until I revealed my dual identity.
>>13025466What about homeless?
>>13025458darf pls write
>>13025467Wrong. I contribute short fanfiction, the kind that fits in one or two posts. Stories that tug on the loose threads of canon. Stories that fulfill what the show won't. (Not clop, btw.)
>>13025469People are going to hate no matter what you do.
>>13025456"You asked for it" Get down on all fours and start making pony gestures. Like kicking your front legs, whinnying, snickering, the whole shebang, and then just start blowing raspberries at the guard. Maybe if he's lucky I'll relent.
>>13025469if that were true then it should be easily verifiable in the archiveWho are you and what did you contribute?
Were appealing pony butts unavoidable? Was there anything they could have done to deter people from liking them?
>>13025479that sounds dumb as fuck
>>13025414Wow, there's not a single picture with Winona and any of the Dogs on Derpiboo.ru, apart from massive group pictures. Not even the one you've just posted is there.
>>13025477>darf fucks a dead pony in a rotting cactus carcass
>>13025458If it doesn't fit, make it fit.
giant throbbing glistening stallion vaginas
>>13025484*slaps forehead*You're right, of course. I forgot one of the central tenets of 4chan: Haters Gonna Hate.Thanks for helping me get my head out of my ass, anon. Soon I will write more.But not yet. Right now I go to work. Bye.
>>13025432why is she so cute>>13025463pls no
>>13025456Fuck this. I'll just wait for one of the princesses to show up.
>>13025420>>13025435Buttershy a shitMoth erryday
>>13025499Ikr what the hell. They should totally be fucking
>>13025508I prefer it when gender matches sex
>>13025479sparkler, rape is not a loose thread of canon
>>13025499is that cloned dork?
>>13025522>Not wanting to pound Caramel's winking boypussy
>>13025522They always match
>>13025511Every time I see this image I think of Anon showing Lyra his boner and is teasing her with it.
>>13025509>*slaps forehead**tips fedora*
Anyone knows that video link that has Applebloom say her name a bunch of times?
>>13025516Oh fuckI remember that string of tweets.
>>13025541no, but if I had to guess I would say you're referring to this video?
>>13025534>being a philistine
>>13025541http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCsLiterally hte first result when you type ''applebloom'' in the search bar, you buffoon.
>>13025549>string of tweetsFor some reason I read that as "swing of teats"
>>13025485You get on your fours and start neighing wildly. The guard isn't impressed. Before you can do anything else two more pebbles hit you in the face. The pony in the cell across you once again tells you to shut up and then points to a small mountain of pebbles in his cell, clearly as a warning.>>13025514You decide to calmly wait. After a few hours two guards enter followed by Mayor Mare. They all stop in front of you. The mayor is clearly angry. She asks what you are, why are you in Ponyville and why did you attack a pony for no reason.
>>13025549Tell me more, the wise one!
>>13025554>not being a phallustine
>>13025557>I'm going to jam it in riiiiight now
>>13025553>>13025561Thank you. Have an apple.
takin FIVE REQUESTS COME AND GET THEMno fat
>>13025576Twilight and Rarity cuddling
>>13025562>>>/something something milky way/
>>13025563Warn him that you've been involved in numerous pebble wars and you have over 300 confirmed killsGrab the pebbles he threw at you and start hitting him with them
>>13025576Dash in glorious Arstotzka
>>13025576Flower trio overreacting
>>13025576Celestia and Fluttershy cuddling.
>>13025576BIG PEGASUS CUDDLING LITTLE PEGASUS
>>13025541Applebloom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCsSweetie Belle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=947ttGjevP8Scootaloo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XRHyOvNycAll three: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5dNC5SV7gEBonus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUTfmW4ZFl0
>>13025576draw a tub of lard
>>13025529DudeTwilight's a guyDidn't you know?
>>13025564http://thenewsjunkie.com/twitter-user-gets-vibrator-stuck-in-his-ass-live-tweets-hospital-visit/Don't mind the content aggregator, it's the first link I found.
>>13025576draw Sunsetshimmer with crown
>>13025516if this wasn't a man it would be kind of hot
>>13025563Tell her I'm a psychic alien and that that pony offended me because of differences in culture.To convince her of my psychic abilities, I'll tell her that the grey dye she uses is very nice.
Remember to shower and bush teeth everyday MLPG!
>>13025576rarity trying to hula hoop
>>13025618can i tree teeth?
>>13025607>OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS Fucking gold
>>13025466homely means ugly
>>13025619>rarity not fabulous
>>13025619>avantgarde fashion>not fabulous
HiMY name isWhat? My name isWho?My name is_______________________
>>13025632>THE NURSEI like the sound of this
>>13025635>>13025638that's actually rediv
>>13025633Yes, yes it does
>>13025650not buying it
>>13025646CHKH CHKH WORST PONY
here are the winners thanks for playing>>13025580 >>13025587 >>13025588>>13025579got a ref?>>13025586what's arstotzka even look like?
>>13025646HI BRONIES DO YOU LIKE PONIESHI BRONIES DO YOU LIKE PONIESHI BRONIES DO YOU LIKE PONIESWANNA SEE ME STICK A 9 INCH DICK THROUGH EACH ONE OF THEIR HOLIES?!WANNA COPY COPY COPY ME?!
>>13025658WILL THE REAL WORST PONY PLEASE STAND UP
>>13025650Source or GTFO
>>13025644I have avant garde. It's all LOOK AT ME I'M DOING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS I SHOULD DO LAWL
>>13025661>what's arstotzka even look like?Typical soviet border control center
>>13025676>GTFOi've come the wrong decade son
And Celestia says:NOTHING YOU IDIOTS. CELESTIAS DEAD! SHE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT! (HAHA)
>>13025670that doesnt look at all like the pics she has on her tumblr
>>13025680Come on anon, avant-garde is fun.
>>13025691Haha, wow! You sure are cute, Luna!
>that Debussy on googleI have never felt so chill.
>>13025691> CELESTIAS DEAD!
>>13025684>shining armor aggressively gives twilight a hornjob.gif
What would you like drawn, MLPG?
>>13025705You could have linked to any playthrough of Papers Please but you picked the yogscast onewhy
>>13025704It might be but I can't take it seriously. Doing the exact opposite of anything is just as bad as doing that thing to begin with.
>>13025721This but with Anon.
>>13025585You stand up and look into his eyes. Both of you just stare at each other for 10 minutes. You then warn him to stop, telling how you're part of a secret elite squad of pebble fighters in your own homeworld, how in your campaign in Pebbleistan you had over 300 confirmed kills, how you used to be known as Flintstone, father of Pebbles. As proof you take one of the pebbles and throw it, hitting his pebble mountain in such a way that it all collapses covering his cell floor with pebbles. He isn't even phased. He continues to stare at you.You take the other pebbles and hit him in the face. The guard comes, opens his cell door and moves him in another cell at the other end of the hallway.You are still in jail. There are no pebbles left in your cell. What do?>>13025613The mayor is shocked for a moment before becoming even more angry. She than makes a sign to the guards who proceed to open the cell door. You can attack them or let them proceed. What do?
>>13025721>lyra cum inflation
>>13025721>>13025731And it better say ''Hot Monkey Dick''
>>13025721Luna tied up on the floor
>>13025723My aplogize. It was the first result from google.Something like this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ4cg0s53oY
>>13025706>>13025711THERE'S A MILLION PONES JUST LIKE MEWHO CUSS LIKE ME, WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK LIKE ME, TROT TALK AND ACT LIKE ME, AND JUST MY BE THE BEST PONY BUT NOT QUITE ME!
>>13025741It should also have ponies looking at the movie poster with various reactions: shocked, aroused, disgusted, etc.
>>13025724It's not necessarily doing the opposite, but doing something more than what's usual. something new, promising, exciting. They just want to bring us forward.
>>13025745>you'll never surprise Luna by slapping her ass while she's in that position
>>13025732Yell down the hall "Yeah! You better run!" so that the pony is aware of his cowardly retreat.There's nothing left to do now though so wait for someone to get you out I guess. Has to happen sometime, right?
>>13025758Of course not.She'd never be surprised!
>>13025732Let them proceed. Tell them that I'm a US citizen and that any harm that befalls me will have dire consequences. Also ask them if there is any oil in this land.
>>13025691so shes locked in your basement or dead?
>>13025745>you will never get on Luna's strong back and ride her like a real horseThis is all I really want out of life
>>13025765I still want to leave a nice imprint of my hand on that ass
>>13025765One more for good luck
>>13025774>You will never wear her like a back pack
>>13025774http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ruDaAthnUI can imagine this
>>13025779>you will never carry your shoe change in her squeaky clean asshole and the books in her vagina>she'll never whimper because of the feeling of the books brushing against her clit
>>13025756I'm talking about shit like this.
>>13025670>reverse google search>albert einstein tout le monde est un génieWhatWhat
>>13025798>anon doesn't even complete his project>bitches about being placed with other failures
>>13025798>To this day, symbolism as a concept just pisses me the fuck offMan, I wonder how many aneurysms that dude had while studying still lifes.
>>13025787>You will never get with a small group of MLPG luna fags and sing this to Lunahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaaW2eKRdBsThis is my favorite version of this song
>>13025762You finally calm down. Eventually the door opens, and Mayor Mare and two guards enter. The guard that has been here tells her that during your stay you only caused trouble and have been very agitated and tells her to be careful. She nods and orders the two guards to subdue you.You can hear them coming. What do?>>13025767You only now notice that one of the guards is a Unicorn. Before you manage to tell them about the great land of the free the unicorn guard casts a spell that knocks you out.You later wake up. You are tied to a chair, barely able to move. At the side of the room you see the Mayor sitting on a chair, reading a book. It seems to be a dye catalog.You also see the two guards, guarding what seems the only entrance to the room.What do.
>>13025822pretend to be sleeping by the time they get to the door
>>13025798It's not symbolism, it's just a guy trying to suck his own dick.Also that tail suck ass. Just because he spent days and days working on it doesn't mean it's good.
>>13025822Wait for the congress to declare war on Equestria.
>>13025840>Just because he spent days and days working on it doesn't mean it's good.Story of my life
>>13025849 This short makes me tear up everytime.And its not even when she cries. Its the ending.
>>13025857What is it? I've never seen it but the animation looks great.
>>13025798>tfw doing a group project>get stuck with the two biggest fuckups in class
>>13025849As long as someone likes it, it's probably worth it.
>>13025868The ballad of nessie
>>13025871>get paired with a friend and some guy I don't know>the guy I don't know doesn't respond to any mails or messages I send himevery time
>>13025868Disney's The Ballad of Nessie.Google it. Its up on Youtube and I'm lazy
>>13025868Of course it does. It's made by people who busted their ass at traditional animation to get into Disney who now only get to DO traditional animation like twice a decade.
>>13025881It's sad that real great animation gets overlooked for the stuff that sells.
>>13025832You quickly jump in the bed and pretend to sleep. You hear the guards stop and the door unlocking. You don't know if they have been fooled or not by your clever ruse but they don't seem to care.What do?>>13025842You silently sit on the chair waiting for the Congrees to declare war on Equestria and come rescue you. You can already see it.Lines of tanks advancing, destroying everything in their path and leaving behind them a trail of McDonald restaurants and car wash businesses ran by large breasted women wearing only bikinis. You can almost taste all that FREEDOM and LIBERTY.You suddenly snap out of your dream as you hear the door opening and see Twilight and Spike entering the room.What do
>>13025879never rely on email in emergencies. always get people's phone numbers and if you need something, call.
>>13025879>get paired with lazy fat bastard everyone knows>Say they'll do their part>Never do>end up having to turn it in late and do his part for him>teacher still gives full creditIt happened twice. After that I just took his name off the project. He failed the class. Fuck him.
>>13025891Now talk in your sleep. About how you're sorry about everything you've done, about how you miss your family, abut how miss your friends, about how your miss your home. Continue to fake-sleep
>>13025887>tfw tangled could have been 2D hand drawnYou should have seen the concept art
hey guys21 hours left for the enrichment center prompt
>>13025895My prof actually offered an incentive to anyone who wanted to switch from one of the other teams to mine because she knew I was in a shitty situation and no one took the offer.I ended up doing enough research to present the whole thing myself but one of the other guys wanted to go first and ended up using 15 of our 40 minutes bullshitting. I hated him so much.
>>13025895>>He failed the class. Fuck him.>that sweet sweet feel of revengeGot assigned to a group with 5 others, neither of them ever did their shit so I had to work for 6.Did it for 3 weeks, then told the Prof about it - all of them got booted and I didn't have to do any further assignments but got my exam admission right away
>>13025915That is an incredibly stupid horse.
>>13025891Ask them if they are here to negotiate surrender.
>>13025915How many entries do you have yet?
>>13025923I know right?>>13025930about three
>>13025925He doesn't advertise it much. So no one knows about it
>>13025911Actually Tangled was going to use some new technology that Keane was really excited about but Lasseter pulled the plug because it was too expensive.Fuck Lasseter. He has become the Lucas of Disney/Pixar.
>>13025935>threeNeo-MLPG, the piss, the move, et cetera
>>13025938Na, it's just that people are too lazy to actually do the prompts. He has enough drawfags who signed up for it
>>13025939Do you have any insight as to what the technology was?
>>13025938I'm still trying tonext prompt might change that
>>13025857http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YqzYHAfg34>it's okay to cryFuck I teared up.
>>13025939>Fuck LasseterFUCK YOU.No but really. I could believe Lass didn't want to waste that technology on a Rapunzel remake. Also I find it hilarious that Pixars name is no where on Planes
>>13025911I've yet to see Tangled.
>>13025975It isn't that great
>>13025909You start mumbling in your sleep. The guards quickly get in a defensive position till they realize that you're still asleep. They ignore everything you say and tie you up. One of them steps out of the cell and calls the Mayor telling that everything is safe while the other starts nudging you to wake up.What do.>>13025926Twilight and Spike were heading towards the mayor before they are startled by you. You proceed to ask them if they are here to negotiate surrender. Twilight and Spike look at you confused while the mayor gets up and asks you about what surrender are you talking about.What do you tell them.
>>13025895Fuck people who don't do their part in a group projectI'm an extremely lazy fuck and I still do my part as good as I can while coordinating the group
This picture has been too long in the making. Here's some characters for SmutAnon's Celestia Quest!
>>13025946>>13025951nah its my faultI didn't nag them enough at first, because I am very uncomfortable nagging others
>>13025981Plan B, continue staying asleep.
>>13025991omni hey omni
>>13025986Neat!...What's Celestia Quest and who is this?
>>13025986>black and redThat ones ironic, yes?
>>13026005I want to stick it in your bum
>>13025981Educate these poor fools about DEMOCRACY and FREEDOM.
>>13026004Quests found here: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
>>13025974Lasseter is responsible for Cars. Fuck him.And Planes is being made by Disney, not Pixar. Since Lasseter is in charge of both, I blame him for everything forever.I feel like we're back in the '90s with Eisner's direct-to-video cheapquels, only now they're being made by the main Disney staff.
>>13026004Celestia Quest is a quest that a guy from MLPG runs once or twice a week. You can find previous entries here, if you're interested: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/CelestiaQuest/CelestiaQuest.htmlThe pony is Rose, and she's basically just a huge bitch and my favorite character.
>>13026014>7.7k 1 meter bnb combo
>>13026025Do you have it yet
>>13025880She's cuteAnd kind of chubbyShe'd look cuter with more
>>13026034>she's basically just a huge bitch and my favorite characterFUCK OFF TO CELESTIADAILY GOATHISTO
>>13025998The guard starts nudging you harder. Meanwhile the mayor arrived in the cell. The guard explains that you aren't waking up. Do you still continue to sleep?>>13026019You start rambling about the history of the great nation of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. All the ponies in the room listen to you carefully with Twilight taking notes. Eventually as you enumerate the names of all the sailors on Columbus' ship, Mayor Mare gets sick of this and stuffs a rag in your mouth. She then asks again about what surrender and tells you to get to the point, before taking the rag out of your mouth.You can see Twilight is a bit disappointed by this interruption and puts her notepad away.What do you say.
Pony wants you to know that everything is going to be okay.
>>13026057I'LL MAKE MY OWN WEBSITETHEN YOU'LL BE SORRY
>>13025985Reminds me that failed project MSOB is still running.
>>13026069Yes, I can prove you're not guilty, pone.
>>13026069Pony always knows how to brighten my day.
>>13026070>The Daily Goat>You're one stop about everything goats>Goat then proceeds to roleplay one of Iron Will's goats in MLPG
>>13024813>I'd throw money down for a Princess Bitch game with explicit bad ends of courseif only I was a good programmer
>>13026066Tell them that as a citizen of the US of A, I have the right on freedom. Seeing how I was denied that right, liberation from the US army is inevitable.
>>13026085It isn't hard to learn! Just takes time.
>>13026085If only you could learn UI Design.
>>13026092the good news is that a pretty good h-game maker guy is releasing a "platform" for such games, so it'll basically come down to just building levels and making animations
>>13026066Make them aware that you have woken up by reciting that pebble 300 confirmed kills speech again, they need to be warned.
>>13026085The real question is is it fun?Also I'm sure some people might offer their skills if you asked for help.
>>13026073I feel bad for that. I was too busy for a while but I want to get back into it.
>>13026053Do you...do you want it
>>13026085I discovered Sky Den yesterday and I'm loving itVery well done
>>13026085>QTEsif only you were a good designer
>>13026119I don't see why you couldn't. Maybe you putting effort into it will compel others to do the same. Just give it your best shot and whatever happens happens.
>>13026073what project is that?
>>13026088The mayor and Twilight both look confused. Twilight asks what is the US of A while the mayor tells you to keep it short or else.>>13026110Both guards cup as you wake up. The mayor stars asking you questions but before she can finish the first one you start reciting the pebble speech. Before you reach the 300 confirmed kills part one of the guards puts his hoof at your moth and tells you to shut up and listen and respond to the Mayor's questions and only that.
>>13026148Both guards back up*Don't know what the hell happened there.
>>13026148"Greater than not knowing the USA."
>>13026119Ross quit that project 1 week after joining after promising he will do something spectacular that would put all drawfags to shame.
With some effort, you could probably look snazzy too.
>>13026125Thanks! I'm glad you're enjoying it.I've started on the sequel.
>>13026197Damn, how many projects do you have?
>>13026195I do put effort inI've just got absolutely no confidence so none of it matters to anyone
>>13026169You nod in agreement. The guard smiles and backs up. The mayor then asks you who you are, what you are, why are you here and why did you attack a pony for no reason.>>13026178Again the ponies are confused. The Mayor once again tells you to explain what surrender were you talking about and tells you that this is your last chance.
>>13026214All the projects.
>see everybody talking about projects and getting stuff done>open my folder of incomplete stuffOH GODIT HURTSWHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
>>13026195I simply don't care enough
>>13026235are you writing a book
>>13026235Do you think you like the idea of the project more than actually completing it?
>>13026238>Want to work on my projects>Too busy with college and wasting time>Don't want to cut into either of them
pony thinks you're so fucking special
>>13026195What if I already do?
>>13025986Huh, that's pretty different to how I imagined Rose. That does suit her character a lot more, though.>>13026004The others linked the dropbox, but in summary:Twilight's been kidnapped by anti-royalists, Celestia and Luna are roaming about the south of Equestria trying to find her, Anon gets dropped into the middle of it all and has to help with the find and rescue mission, find a way home for himself, and not destroy all of Equestria in the process.It's ostensibly a waifu quest, but the focus has been much more on adventure and intrigue so far.
>>13026226AnonymousLegionI don't knowShe tried to run after insulting me
>>13026273I'm only 1in200
>>13026281>find a way homeWhy would you even want to go home when you can hang out with Celestia instead?
>>13026197There's just something magical about being able to interact with your characters like that, no matter how simple it is>sequel>
>>13026306Because the Guardian is an asshole who is trying to force us to leave.
>>13026273I'm hoping that they are using the F word for emphasis rather than sarcasm.
>>13026273but im a diamond dozen
>>13026326Fuck the Guardian
>>13026328pony wishes pony was special
>>13026306Because you are overvaluing an imaginary relationship rather than facing reality.
>>13026342Pony is a damn princess, how much more special could she become?
>>13026342Pony has cutie markPony has talent and meaningMost humans don't have that
I just had pony butt fuck me in the shower, what have you done with your life?
>>13026351I have to face reality every day it sucks
>>13026353>>13026355that is kind of you to saybut pony is a creep
>>13026351But my legs work in this dimension.
>>13026365pony could creep on me any time she wants
>>13026357Nice to know SB but your still a creep.
I'm hungry.Feed me.
>>13026288The mayor asks what a Legion is. She als tells you that the pony you attacked had a different story. The pony said that you appeared out of nowhere. She was scared and then for no reason you proceeded to chase her while screaming at her angrily.
>>13026380Eh. You're cute.
>>13026351Oh fuck of Mrache. Who the hell let you in this world anyway,
>>13026380Do you eat dick yogurt? I got plenty of the that.
>>13026380I HATE YOUYOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD
>>13026096What kind of filename is that
Would you love pony even if she was still racist against zebras?
>>13026383>what a Legion isWe are.Also my culture considers staring and fleeing a deep insult on a personal level. I would be willing to apologize if she is.
>>13026417I'm racist to zebras as well, so yes.We get along just fine.
>>13026403>62 hours rendering this shitI hope it was on a different computer!
>>13026403>that long dong at the end
>CMC spotlightHow long before porn of Imp changing into various sex toys for the CMC's use?
>>13026450Jailbait already drew one.
>>13026403>That one gigantic dong10/10
>>13026471That was Jailbait?
Pony wants to sing you a song.http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>13026432The mayor apologizes on behalf of the pony. She then tells you that ponies never encounter a specimen like you. She tells you that Princess Twilight is on her way to see you and tells you to follow her. As you walk towards the exist she asks if getting naked while begging for mercy is also part of your culture.
>>13026499>pony being new at the internetFrightening prospect, really
>>13026380I'd give Chrysalis my love if she gave me a pet changeling to look after
>>13026499pony is an impetuous lout.
Good night everyone, I'm going to snuggle my non-existent pony in bed, then cry myself to sleep because she's not there.__;_;__
>>13026506No, but seeing as how the all the ponies here are naked, I thought it would help my case.
>>13026523Do you think Changelings are intelligent or are they dumb so their queen does all the thinking for them?
>>13026450>implying that Rarity and Twilight aren't the only ones that figured that use for Imp>implying they din't spend all those days trying to figure out how to steal Imp>Implying they didn't team up and returned to Imp's home to take her and her mother and use them for various experiments.>implying that wasn't the start of the Bad Dragon website in Equestria and Twilight and Rarity aren't swimming in a pool of dildos and money while thinking of other things Imp could transform in
>>13026541They seem rather normal in the comic. Average pony intelect.
>>13026195I already look snazzy. Snazzy enough to steal your pony waifu
>>13026541they just need a guiding hand>chrysalis dump thread>duplicate file errors everywhere
>>13026529You eventually reach the Mayor's office. There Twilight is waiting for you. The Mayor tells her everything you told her. After looking a bit at you she then explains to the Mayor the events of EqG and tells her that you're probably from there. She can't explain how you got here or why you aren't a pony but that the portal will eventually open and they can send you back home.
>>13026601Is that Ronnie?
>>13026592Explain that I'm definitely not from a world where everyone's skin is technicolor.If I WAS from EqG, don't you think I would've turned into a pony when I passed through the mirror? Check mate atheists.
>>13026380Do you want cheese or something? I've also got some of this.
>>13026631What an absolute bro
>>13026590Report the thread because they aren't supposed to even be up.
>>13026635look how fucking fat his cat is.
>>13026628>you will never soothe your sunburns with bughorse goo
Fuck that, I'd keep the pones for myself.
>>13026592Explain that I'm not from whatever crazy suburban highschool world she believes I'm from and demand an apology from the pony who was responsible for insulting you then putting you in jail
>>13026471>>13026450This?>duplicate file entry>>13024033
>>13026660>fedora, reddit shirt, and manpurseLEL
>>13026660HA! I GET IT BECAUSE REDDIT IS FULL OF FEDORA-WEARING RETARDSI mean I don't even like reddit but jesus christ, tumblr.
>>13026648He probably feeds him nuggets.
>>13026680tumblr is just as retarded as leddit
>>13026611A voice in your head calls you a retard that isn't capable of reading while a green text preceded by a "greater than"sign saying "She can't explain how you got here or why you aren't a pony" flashes for a second in front of you.Twilight is confused because f you're not from the EqG world she doesn't know from where you are. She says that she will announce Celestia about you and leaves. The Mayor then proceeds to explain to you who Celestia is and tells that you should look more presentable for her. Unfortunately she doesn't have cloths for you so she calls a guard and tells him to bring Rarity here. >>13026661Twilight is confused because you're not from the EqG world she doesn't know from where you are. She says that she will announce Celestia about you and leaves. The Mayor asks you if that pony apologizing is really necessary because she already apologized for her.
>>13026660what the hell is this even supposed to mean
somebody loves you
What if pony acted like this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiierMK8GM0
>>13026660Hey, look at his wrists. That probably means the ponies have got a huge hole.
>>13026699lyra spit that out, you don't know where its been
>>13026711That Dash butt is amazing.
>>13026690Does that pony even know you apologized for her? You can't just apologize for someone else. It's not sincere!
>>13026450>>13026550Oh, I think the CMC know how to use Imp...
>>13026711>no wings on TwilightBEEFED
>>13026703>human Pinkie Pie
>>13026711what's with all the rainbowbutts lately anywaysshe seems like the least likely pony to sport a butt like that
>>13026680What's your point?
>>13026711GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN BUTT
>>13026699but it's not the person that i love
>>13026762I'm not entirely sure, all I know is that I hate tumblr more than reddit.
>>13026717The mayor tells you that the name of the pony you scared is Fluttershy and she's a "delicate" case. She is still scared after the even and at her home. Again she asks if this is really necessary. If she knew what was actually happening she would certainly be sorry for all the trouble. Right now it would probably be for the best to let her recover before forcing another meeting with you.
>>13026711Thanks for the Fluttershy/Celestia cuddle! Its adorable!
>>13026711is that a Saffron?nice Dashbutt
>>13026779I can't even look at redit for more than a few seconds without feeling sick.
>>13026792Fine. I'll just sit here with my hurt feelings. and wait for your pretty princess to arrive.
>>13026778I would let her pass.She better be there for me when I am done working.
>>13026797you're welcome>>13026798it's apparently femrover
>>13026778I'd Rarity's pink vice.
>>13026818The mayor promises that eventually Fluttershy and him will have a meting and she will must certainly apologize. As for the Princess meeting it will take some time so it would be best for you to get prepared. And change your clothes to something more fitting for the occasion. She sends a guard to bring Rarity and tells you that she's the town's seamstress who makes incredible cloths and certainly she'll be able to make something formal for you.
>>13026822>it's apparently femroverohbut still niceshe's usually got an ass on her
Do the guards fill in the role of police and firemen? I'm guessing there's not that much trouble to be ready for.
>>13026855Why do we have to dress but you guys get to walk around naked all of the time?
pony has a rash she wants to show you
pony has a crush and wants to kiss you
>>13026858>tfw no chikky nuggz
>>13026944>>13026952At the same time?
pony is fantasizing about married life with you
>>13026944>>13026952This "Pony" character sure does have some quirks
>>13026880The mayor tells you that this is a special occasion and usually ponies put something on them for this. Even she will wear something. Anyway Rarity arrives and after the Mayor explains to her the situations she analyzes you. After a while circling you she tells the mayor that you won't be a problem. She had Minotaur clients before and you're close enough. Just no hoof legs...or not nearly as muscular...and no horns...or snout. Anyway she takes you to the boutique and the mayor sends a guard with you just to be sure. On the way to the boutique she tells you that she knows the perfect outfit for you and tells you to trust her because she heard Twilight what kind of cloths your people wear and she wasn't impressed. Actually she was kinda disgusted and wonders how her version could think any of that would look good. She then asks you if you meet her alternate version in her world.
>>13026956>tfw no chicked nuggers
>>13026965in your world* Goddamn it.
pony went into heat for the first time and started winking involuntarily at you and doesn't know what to do
It's been four days since Rarity was accidentally body-swapped with Winona and the spell doesn't seem to be letting up. Twilight's promised to find a cure but Rarity's getting worried.
>>13026975Do I look like a horse vet?
>>13026987Who drew this?
>>13026987I...goddamn. You know me and Rarity should have a talk. I mean it's been quite some time and it's still her body...right?
>>13026990But you've got the tool for the job.
>>13027002looks like braeburned's lines