I've just recieved word that this is to be the last MLPG everuse it wiselyPenultimate horse: >>13015440
no
>>13019733
>>13019733>implying
>>13019757gimme the flutterbutter
spearmint thread woo woo
>>13019757Go on.
>>13019766>>13019772
>>13019770>tfw endii is ded and hats us
>rape
What would you do with a birthday pony?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oyZKR7Pgw
>>13019165
>>13019751>>13019753>>13019757>>13019762>>13019766>>13019770>>13019772>>13019775>>13019777>>13019783>>13019789>>13019797>>13019801sure is a lot of pony discussion going on here
>>13019801I AM DIE
>>13019733u tryin 2 ruse me?
>>13019748And then she wakes up
>>13019674>>13019685>>13019700
>>13019807Well fine then faggot.You hype for GTA 5?
I wish to sick on a tail dock
>>13019807>link a bunch of posts at the start of new horseminimal fucking effort, you could hardly even call that an attempt.
>>13019757>that butt slapping against your hips as you thrust into her
>>13019822BOOFED IT
>this is to be the last MLPG ever>use it wisely+1 to the image limit+1 to the bump limit0 contribution
For those of you that don't leave MLPGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OoQ7PikoDAHoward Stern at it again.
>>13019820>Caring about AAA trash
>>13019801Eh.
>>13019801That is adorable
>>13019757I remember that rump!>go to post fluttertrunk.png>duplicate fileOh...>leads to fat pony threadOh!
>>13019801Wait, I just noticed they are missing cutiemarks
>>13019838[boop]ed it.
>>13019801d'aw
>>13019852>2013>listening to Howard SternReally? People still do this?
>>13019854Yeah whatever m8 just go back to playing Fez and Papers Please then.
>>13019822It's just the hairless part of their tail near the base.It'd probably just be kind of sensitive and you might feel it start to wag against your tongue while the pony moans.Is that what you want?
>>13019820Here, anon. Have the even-superior version.
>>13019882yesI want to gently nibble it
>>13019876The truth hurts, doesn't it?
>>13019870
So since the CMC micro anything interesting happened?
>>13019876doesn't 0r0 still listen to him or something
>>13019896that guy was so chill he was great
>>13019901SHAMEFUL DISPRAY
>>13019907Lauren Faust gave birth to a satyr.
>>13019877>that tiny gif size and giant watermarkOH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>13019852>15 minutestl;dr please.
>>13019896d'aw...
>>13019909who the fuck cares what that faggot listens to
anyone have the lyrical dissection of one of sogreatandpowerful's songs.
>>13019901At least your not forcing that doge meme
>>13019877Yeah because if you don't care for AAA garbage you obviously like shit indie games like Fez.Papers Please is at least interesting, GTA only exists to serve edgy teens and pre-teens power fantasy.The best it's probably good for is graphic mods.You are a cancer upon the medium.
>>13019901It's fine, we all make silly mistakes
>>13019935I don't.
>>13019876Someone tell Tara
>>13019896was that clown actually on first aid staff?
>>13019889Thanks.The nigger Twilight is mine.
Fluttershy is the best
what if you woke up and you were rose
>>13019945>that miscollored spot on her collar
>>13019958I'd figure out a way to transfer her artistic talent into my body when I switch back.
>>13019891pony's leg twitches
>>13019954>2.3>best>in any year
>>13019958I would spend the day gathering bunnies to prank my flowerbuddies also I would dress like a whore
>>13019847I never got to be the awesome smut writing contributor I wanted to be for you guys and I'm sorry for shitting up your threads.
>>13019921>lol bronies are weird>lets ask them about their sexual feelings>so you like sex with pones>thats weird>hahaha celebrities>impressions of ponies
>>13019958I would delete the tumblr and delete all contacts from skype.Call some of them fags and my bitches.I would then sleep the day off and wake up back to normal. Watch the chaos and laugh.
>>13019969ohI should probably stop thenI don't want to make pony uncomfortable
>>13019983It's okay TrixieI will hug you anyway
>>130199703 years in a row, baby
>>13019992And once again Howard Stern wastes everyone's time.
>>13019983No you are not.
>>13019983Good that you realize it. Now shut up and write
>>13019994n-nokeep going
>>13019927anyone?
>>13019971It's true she does look like a whore.
>>13019993You are horrible anon.
>>13019927What do you mean, dissection?
http://lessonsinlycanthropy.tumblr.com/video_file/58949611480/tumblr_mrwijcEEQj1qawd4xTARA STONK SHOWING HER TITSLELSLUT
>>13019983You're so full of shit nernabo
>>13020017She always looks like a whore tough
>>13020018Oh shut up lighten up.
>>13020021nut big surprize
>>13020021That was not what I expected, in fact, it was better than I expected
>>13020044I thought you went back to the bat thread after the happening.
>>13020035>caring about gets>at all
Goodnight, MLPG.>tfw no waifu to keep you warm through the night
>>13020071>responding>when you should be reporting
>>13020072I would this gilda
>>13020083>greentexting>not posting ponies
>>13020021oh shit that's great
>>13020067And THIS is why dance belts were created, horsefuckers. Don't be like that faggot. Wear a dance belt when you're wearing spandex.
>>13020020some anon picked apart and wrote out what every little thing in the song
>>13020094>>not
>>13020065I go to a lot of places.
>>13020094>pony reports you to the guards>you get to find out how many handjobs you can give in a day
>>13020104>dance beltNo idea what you're going on about
>>13020090That Gilda is pretty nice.
>Luke Skywalker will never call you a tool
>>13020104What if I want to show off my 7.5 inches?
>>13020122god damn it
>>13020122What's mark even doing these days
>>13020116http://www.google.com/search?q=dance+belt>>13020132Nobody wants to see your dick in spandex.
>>13019932Video games themselves are a cancer.
>>13020105Oh! That's neatI don't have it though sorrySearch the archive?
Your 3rd favorite pony demands you lick their ponenut
>>13020148This.Why aren't you drawing?
>>13020170but I don't want to sexual a pony at all.
>>13020170ok
>>13020140Dude.Joker.
>>13020140Be old?
>>13020174They also prevent the adoption of superior operating systems, like the GNU/Linux series of distributions.
>>13020170and I demand she let me fuck her ass in return
>>13020170That sounds like something pinkie would do.
>>13020178
>>13020148Not really.>>13020174pick up programming, scrub.
>>13019932>GTA only exists to serve edgy teens and pre-teens power fantasyYou're thinking of Saints Row. GTA is the one that has in-depth stories and immersive gameplay.
>>13020147I'm not a fat blob and have good hygiene, would they still want to see it?
>>13020194It's true!
>>13020194Hey Twilight can I ask you something?
>>13020215>GTA is the one that has in-depth stories.
>>13020215Stop arguing with an elitist /v/irgin, nothing good will come of it.Instead, post pone.
>>13020218What part of "Nobody wants to see your dick in spandex." is so difficult to comprehend?
>>13020215they both serve edgy power fantasies of different kinds
>>13020259That is very cute.
>>13020259you're not A-10 ponehow can you BRRRRRT me
>>13020021Luke, use her forcefully.
>>13019852God, he exaggerates everything said and they are asking questions that make everyone look bad.
>>13020140GET READY FOR STARWARS 7.AND HAMLET 2 oh and there's s4
>>13020243
>>13020254That's not what your mom said
>>13020273I agree.I have an artist crush on jesse
Which pony is the worst at league of legends?
>>13020304>your mom jokes>in the year of our lord MMXIIIishygddt
>>13020296Welcome to the media.
>>13020314rarity
big ponies
>>13020303So that's a yes?GreatLook me and Rarity wanted to try a few new things and...well you know we kinda need another unicorn and...could you drop by tonight?
>>13020314Rainbow Dash.
>>13020314Every pony except for TwilightBecause they're intelligent enough to see that LoL is a terrible game.
>>13020297Mark isn't gonna be in S4, don't get your hopes up.I wonder is bronylicious pitched the idea to him though
>>13020250>Not eating shit means you're an elitist
>>13020310Plane pones shouldn't be so cute.
http://derpibooru.org/406076>you will never live inside anthroshy's boobs
>>13020327
>>13020140Being old and fat. Seriously, he played the evil Replicator on the season finale of Criminal Minds. Got blown the fuck up.
>>13020358>breast pregnancyholy shit how far can we even go
>>13020339(the joke is that GTA isn't shit)
>>13020378Explain how it isn't shit.
>>13020317Anon be careful with Roman Numerals. Some people will get confused.
>>13020378Refer to >>13020250Fucking stop.
>>13020388IV:XX
>>13020388oh my fucking god
>>13020358>breast pregnancy (5)>(5)
>>13020197>programmingHow does it feel to be uselees piece of shit forever?At least with drawing you're improving the world a little. It's ART for fucks sake
>>13020348It should be a crime to be that cute.
>>13020388Romanes eunt domus
>>13020401I'm into some /d/ tier shit but that actually made me go what the actual fuck
>>13020414>art more practical than programming
>>13020414What worries me is that there's probably people that actually thinks like this.
>>13020369You should see the image that precedes that one.Her tits got pregnant because Flitter and Cloudchaser fucked them. With their penises.
>>13020432wut
>>13020432I kind of want to see that now. For reasons.Penis reasons.
>>13020432nipplefucking isn't even that new
>>13020386I think the guy claiming that one of the most successful franchises in the history of the medium is shit is the one who needs to defend his opinion.inb4 >ad populum
>>13020415Never thought I'd find inanimate objects to be this adorable.
>>13020444the link right there
>>13020429Don't be jelly that you weren't born with talent.
>>13020429Show me one good thing programers done to the world.>>13020431I would be afraid of truth if I were you too, failure.
>>13020432There's a point where fetishes become too retarded for their own good.
>>13020432What next?Eyeball fucking and pregnancy? Dear god
>>13020432I love nipplefuckingGreat fetish, 8.5/10
>>13020448>>13020386hey fucktardsthis is the pony boardpost ponies
>>13020460>Show me one good thing programers done to the world.is that a real question?
>>13020468Shut up, you're too retarded for your own good. Stop being a prude and free yourself from the shackles of decency.
>>13020476my nigga.
>>13020460I'm sure you're just pretending to be retarded, but I'll go with pacemakers
>>13020453I agree with you anonDoes that make us niggas
>>13020453Especially ones that are uglier than a very ugly pony
>>13020460>Show me one good thing programers done to the world.The internet. Checkmate, dickholster.
>>13020477>ice cream truckMando?
>>13020481Stop dodging it and answer. If it's such an easy question then answer it.I don't see anything in my vicinty that programmes done to me. I see hundreds of things artists contributed though.
>>13020473You never knowhttp://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=136745
>>13020493
>>13020503nice meme brony /)
>>13020460Your usin-nevermind.
OKAY ANONYOU GET HIRED BY HASBROYOUR TASK? MAKE A SHOW THAT STAR A MIMICKER AND A CHANGELINGGOOD LUCK
>>13020499Programmers didn;t make the internet, how could they? Did they make the sun and the plants as well?
>>13020491We niggas.
>>13020358There is clearly a point where this needs to stop and-fuck it I'm out.
>>13020507welpI wonder if there's a fetish for people made entirely out of genitalia.
>tfw going fast
>>13020526>what is cock transformationare you even trying, anon?
>>13020526there is
>>13020505the internetyour internet browserthe games you playthe tv you watchmilitary radarpacemakersnavigation systemshotel management4chanthe subjust to name a few
>>13020518Sweet
>>13020516this is bait
>>13020531Not out of just one cock, thoughlikethousands of themmillions of them
>>13020530zoom!
>>13020499But anon that was Steve Jobs and Apple. That's why every computer has a MAC adress
>>13020509(\#yolo
>>13020526You did that one on purposehttp://e621.net/post/index?tags=demon-man
>>13020544EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THEY DID
>>13020556bleh!
>>13020505Artists are the ones who splatter their worthless scribblings all over the things that actual useful human being have contributed to the world. Artists do this because artists are insecure about their usefulness and they should be insecure, their contribution is ultimately masturbatory and extraneous.If society collapsed tomorrow, it would be programmers who fix it while all the artists kill themselves to avoid the slightest bit of work.Art is necessarily and elementarily hedonistic.
>>13020556A little yoshiI love the tiny eyebrows
>>13020545there's that too but I don't know what it's calledI find it unsettling and gross
>>13020515Changelings aren't ponies. Checkmate Celestians.
>>13020550That's not what I call "entirely made of dicks"
>>13020556only took two hoursbut pretty goo->deletedwhy
>>13020505Really you two are having an argument between art and programming? really? REALLY?REALLY?
>>13020568Get,.The.Fuck.OUT!!!!!!!!!!
>>13020575why is this a thingwhy do these people exist
is this a zebra or plane pony
>>13019024 (Cross-thread)How's it look?Sorry! I forgot to sign it.
>>13020575Well what do you know.I love that >>13020556 got deleted and not this.
>>13020550>alright>futa>futa>more futa>http://e621.net/post/show/221048WHATWHAT THE BLOODY FUCK>where is your good now tag
>>13020577http://e621.net/post/show/222581/anus-balls-beast-big_balls-big_breasts-breasts-cocI mean, I guess technically the breasts aren't dicks, but I figure its within reasonable bounds
>>13020585>>13020590just ignore itI'm pretty sure they're both just trying to out-ruse each other
I want to nibble on AJ's cutie mark.
>>13020575>you saved this
>>13020505>Stop doging
>>13020594#beefogedonLooks cute, and with Halloween rolling up it suits my mood.Spooky
>>13020601Close enoughnow show me some foreskin blankets
>>13020629Spooky is probably my favorite word.
>>13020575I have a boner
>>13020594NoiceInstead of biting she pecks you on the cheek.
>>13020648>not dick
Anon...I don't know how to tell you this...but...it's about your waifu.
>>13020550>Brundle Penis
>>13020662SCRAPE AND LICKDo you guys like Transparent Png's? I tend to like them so a lot of times I'll just do that instead of a background but I don't know how anyone else feels about it.
>>13020667I know.I did it
>>13020667I have no waifu.Leave and never return.
>>13020667>hide posts
>>13020667Ugh. What's she done this time?
>>13020685they're fineif you do a solid background please don't make it flat whitethat's the worst
>>13020667Please keep in mind I know that you're not the first to try and convince me she's not real.
>>13020699I don't leave it blank if it's colored for the most part.
>>13020693>>13020701I'm afraid the operation wasn't a success. The disease was to advanced. We had no choice but to make her a spider
>>13020667yeah shes hiding under the bed she's a little afraid right now
>>13020687
>>13020722
>>13020717she sure is enjoying herself with me
>>13020717Ponies are too easily frightened.
>>13020728I really don't understand the appeal of this pony
>>13020687Pinkie!
I wonder if roogna is in this thread.
>>13020714Noooooooooooooooooooooo
>>13020714Jokes on you, that's my fetish
I'll just leave this here.http://www.mediafire.com/download/n2o3hovt2np1b92/Demonman.zip
>>13020739Seems unlikely
>>13020722>>13020738>>13020739Well this is awkward.
>>13020738>>13020739>sequential
I did a thing, still practicing humans and other non-sexual objects.Also taking a request while I'm here.
GLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUE
>>13020738>>13020739
Princess Cadence is a very pretty pony.
>>13020714SPIDERWAIFU WOOHOO
>>13020757sexual human using a sexual object
>>13020757I request that you never draw grimdark manlestia again
>>13020755>>13020722>>13020738Why is this happening oh godI have the superior file format!
>>13020765>>13020722
>>13020768
>>13020736But that's a human
>>13020757That's not my Celestia.
>>13020749virus
>>13020757Could you draw Rarity making a princess dress for Twilight
>>13020785your waifu is married, red, you can't have her
>>13020749>Demoman.zipevery time
>>13020785rediv plz
>>13020785I must apologize for all those horrible things that I called her in the past.
>>13020788whateverI don't understand the appeal of the pony that inspired that human
So how's MLPG been reacting to the batpony discussion on twitter?
>>13020667Our wedding is only going to have a 6 foot wedding cake rather than an 8 foot one, I know.
Le duck face.
>>13020804>>13020807stop calling me thatmore than one person is allowed to like a pony, alright?
>>13020796No, it bloody well isn't.>>>/d/4945491
>>13020821because the extra two feet are on Fluttershy's cock, right?
>>13020817It's drama. I dont care.
>>13020762Today I found out about that Minecraft thing he made, Sky DenI've been playing it almost nonstop for like 5 hours
>>13020821that is a very precious little pony
c:
>>13020825Only rediv has bad enough taste to like Cadence
>>13020825I tease, I teaseI like her too
>>13020796Not if its the one I downloaded a week ago
>>13020847
>>13020852thems fightin words
>>13020862I wish I could draw that good.
>>13020841Really? It was just Larson and Faust joking around from what I saw.I guess I shouldn't be surprised that people would be getting butthurt over headcanons, though.
>>13020852I like Cadence
>no one will ever draw Shining Armor & Cadence as Omega Sector-type secret agents saving the world from griffon terrorists
>>13020866They be the truth
>>13020847CMC Micro had good art.
>>13020847>tfw read filename as cum face
>>13020852Only [all twifags] has enough bad taste to like [worst pony]
>>13020866you're a terrible person
What do you call a pegasus who likes to read books?
7/0
>>13020866Rediv you must replace Shining Armour.
>>13020876>>13020855Clearly that just means that rediv infected you with the terse disease.Which mean it's spreading. We are doomed.
>>13020874Again, it's drama. I don't care.
>>13020905But I liked her before I even came here
>>13020876>this faggotShe's the Rainbow Dash of princesses
>>13020899what if I was in his body
>>13020899who says she wants to replace himmaybe she just wants to be sandwiched between the couple
What the fuck is Applebloom supposed to be?
>>13020914Iwhat?
>>13020914Well, I wouldnt say she's THAT good
>>13020917unf
>>13020914I like all the princesses even Twilight
>>13020917what if r63 ribbon railing r63 shining armor
>>13020927Have you never watches MST3k?The dialogue is a big giveaway
>>13020913OH GOD THAT MEANS THE DISEASE DOESN'T EVEN REQUIRE CONTACT!WE'RE DOUBLE DOOMED
>>13020935why
>>13020918this is rediv we are talking aboutpossibly she might want to be a comfortable bed for them
I like can'tdanceShe's purty and stuff
>>13020914I'LL TAKE HER
>>13020917I want to see red ribbon try and hit on Shinning armorand fail
>>13020893>>13020893
>>13020945Because they're cute!
>>13020939what if you stop giving shit ideas
>>13020927>you will never dress up like a boat.
>>13020966>that chrysalis
>>13020939
>>13020935>there are people in this very thread that don't love all the princesses
>>13020846the precious-est
A pegaNERD! Thank you thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress!
>>13020978Poni should dress as other animals more often.
>>13020956I like the think she does with her crown here
>>13020988>there are people in this very thread that don't suck thousands of penises for breakfast
https://derpibooru.org/406997Why is Megaman gyrating his ass at me.
>>13020893John Bain?Ben Croshaw?Felix Kjellberg?
>>13020998but I don't have access to thousands of penisesI would be happy with a stallion or two
>>130209962cute
>>13020988>I hate Twilicorn but I would moonbutt>captcha: iphorna increase
>Your waifu will never turn you into herself to have awesome self-cest
The mouths in this comic seem anime-ish.
I really want to have a nice tea party with the princessesThat is my biggest fantasy
>>13020978>A lovely bow>The bow is the end of the ship>Scootaloo just got complimented on her ass
>>13020991goodnight flutteranon
>>13020930
>>13021034bow's the front, stern's the backgenius
>>13021001>defeat Twerkman>this is all you get
>>13021023
>>13021043So she complimented her tits? What's your point?
>>13021023>>13021059
>>13021050i love the art in this comicit's adorable
Link to CMC comic?
>>13021062>scootaloo being a oppai loli>anytime in the future
>>13021066Fact.
>>13021063>Sweetie winks at anon.
>>13021073same place it always isyayponies
Something about a pony playing horseshoes makes me smile. And do I spy a Ponyta in the back?
>>13021023>>13021050Wow, anime-ish or not the art does look really nice.
>>13021091While the coloring of this micro was great, i guestion the overall art style. Scoot was a good example of weird faces in this one
>>13021099I like the softer color.
>>13021096>The white mare on the top of the frame has a massive horse dick.
>>13021096>Ponytafuck
>>13021114unf
Little dot eyes.
>>13020957>someone saved that imageIt thought it was terrible
As much as I love Andy Price's stuff, I think I like the art in this one better. The whole comic has that loose, sketchy feeling to it that makes it incredibly lively.
>>13021114Those to ponies were created to appeal incestfags, pedophiles.
*wwalks into thread*
>>13021165walk out
Pfffahahahaha
>>13021108I personally liked the exaggerated faces, even that Scoots is pretty neat. I just cropped that particular Scootaspression since feel I've seen that combination of mouth/cocked eyebrow somewhere else, but can't remember where.
>>13021165>wwalksERIDAN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HUNG OUT HERE
>>13021096There's a pony dressed up as Daring Do on the left side of one of the crowd scenes, too.Also, who just leaves a turtle unattended in a crowded place like that?
>>13021146Honestly each artist is intrestingPrice is extremely loose and cartoonyThe CMC micro is sketchy I guess but very cute and fun to look atAnd the Nightmareity arc is close to the show and also cute. I love all of them but if I had to choose one of them I'd go with the CMC micro one
>>13021140that's a good opinon my opinion is that Price is still better
>Friend at work talks about this cartoon he saw on youtube.>Gushes about it.>Finally get the name.>Says it's animated amazingly.>Get on youtube.>Find it.>Fucking CGI.I need better co-workers...
>>13021192I bet you replied to the wrong post.
>>13021192I thought the Nightmarity arc was Price
>>13021201That's a good opinion but you have shit opinions.
>>13021096Red Hickory is so handsome
>>13021140Price's art and this gy's art are very well suited for their aproaches to telling the storyThe CMC micro is soft and calm while price is crisp and full of action
>>13021208I know that feel brah>one of my coworkers plays LoL regularly>manage to get him to play Dark Souls more>he asks me for advice nearly every day
>>13021208What cartoon was it
Even though I had to stop midway through the comic for something that took 8 hours, I loved it. I was expecting it to be utter shit, but was pleasantly surprised. The art was amazing, the plot cute and interesting, and the characters nailed spot on. The only complaint was that it seem like it was over too quickly, but the comic was dense enough to feel like an episode of the show. I'd rank this second best micro comic, right after the Rarity one and before Panko.
>>13021208>hm, I have a story to tell about a cartoon>I wonder which board I should tell it on>it's not really ABOUT the cartoon, so it could go on /b/ or /r9k/>but it's kind of cartoon related so I guess /co/ is appropriate>OH WAIT I KNOW, I'LL TELL THE PONY BOARD!
>>13021223I'll wreck you m8
>>13021211No shit Sherlock>>13021218Price was the Chrysalis arc, Rarity micro and the Big Mac and shining armorXCandyass arc
>>13021225Fuck off SB
>>13021239>implying im SherlockWow anon, poor form
>>13021229No man...It's horrible.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sGiE10zNQM>>13021237>Bitches about this shit.>To the people who came from /co/>On MLPG.>The place where we sometimes talk about other shit.
>>13021237This IS /co/, retard.
>>13021239>shining armorXCandyass arcthere was amicro of that?
>>13021261Big Mac has two issuesThe other 2 issues will be teenage Shining and Cadence.
>>13021261No, that's issues 11 and 12 of the main series. They've yet to be released.
>>13021279I absolutely ADORE that Shiny is a DnD fag
>>13021279>the wild stallion withinishygddt
Goodnight guys.
>>13021306see you later alligator
>>13021279way to post the wrong version dingus
you know I never realized how big the vinyl collectibles are
>>13021306After a while, crocodile
>>13021323pppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt
>>13021337Don't forget to write.
I want to fuck David Bowie
>>13021327You need to stretch first.
>>13021323That would have made for a believable story
>>13021279>you will never make out with a teen gay Shining Armor>you will never rub his long snout and admire how angular and masculine it is while your tongues battle for dominance.
>>13021323truly the best way to pandaring
>>13021323>Spot the difference: MLPG editionI like it.
>>13021352but seriously, though, they're kinda heavy.
>>13021354>battling for dominance>not submitting immediately and getting all that delicious vanilla horsedick in your mouth
>>13021354>you will never lock eyes with him and then silently reach out and, without blinking, crush his games day hyperspace limited edition figure.
>>13021295his mark is the shield representing AC on a character sheet
>>13021295I really hope they really use that to give him some proper characterization for once.Like, even though he seems so different from Twily, he's actually just as huge of a nerd.There's even a possible character arc in him going from roleplaying noble knights to actually being one.
>>13021382
>>13021369You could kill someone with one if you hit them hard enough.
>>13021354>Gay dork turns into a straight surfer dudeSad
>>13021375>not putting it inside his ass
>>13021390You see the ROTC training manual? He's just a kid who needed some discipline to man the fuck up and realize his true potential.
>>13021412>Cadence finds out about his 'experimentation phase'>wants to watch him hook up with other stallions
>>13021412>implying he does not get out with his neckbeard buddies on Thursday nights for some hardcore hypserspace hyperwars
>>13021354>there will never be a fapfic about gay teen shining armor
>>13021257Oh wow, that complete lack of animation when she eats the biscuits.That said, I have to admit I did kind of like the fight scenes. Love pure magic duels. like that.
What if Shiny is actually a complete sub in bed?
>>13021441big bara pone subs
>>13021441Nah, he and cadence have loving and passionate and intimate intercourse based on a mutual respect
>>13021390he's a nerd who caught some hell for it in school, and instead of retreating into books like most of us did, he pretended to be a cool legit broski. but he always hated how his girlfriend and his football buddies never actually shared any interests, always wanted to go see the newest slasher play instead of the spec-fic stuff he favored.
>>13021440>biscuitsWhat biscuits? Do you mean the cookies?
>>13021465What fags
>>13021390that would save Shing Armor for meMaybe we'll see it in Season 4
>>13021465Dom-sub relationships are passionate and intimate and based on mutual love and respect.
>>13021474He also takes it up the ass half the time.
>>13021390>not having at least 20 pictures of each pony
>>13021484Now that I can get down with
>>13021441Unf>You'll never fuck Shiny in the ass while giving him a hornjob
So can Princess Twilight float on clouds now?
>>13021487mind dumping your twenty images of Merry May? I only have three or four
>>13021474Sometimes, they just gaze into eachother's eyes, smile a little and revel in the warm serenity of the moment
>>13021503well shittime to start digging again and expanding my collection
>>13021508Gay ponies having sex is less gay than that
>>13021500Yes
>>13021508And then Cadence gets back into her role and starts sodomizing Shining with her horn.
http://shotadoctorwhooves.tumblr.com/
>>13021480Do you think Cadence gets off to casting a love spell on Shining Armor and a random mare, taking both back to her private quarters to watch fuck for hours while she masturbates on how she had the power to drive two ponies into such a lustful state that they became dumb animals who forgot even how to talk?
>>13021518well duhthere's nothing gay about marshmallow stallions fucking eachother
>>13021525How would she even be able to clean that afterwards?>inb4 she doesn't
>>13021518If they feel really saucy, shinning armor might come home with a bouquet, she picks the nicest flower and they both eat it and have their lips meet in the middle.
>>13021529yesthe only thing she enjoys more is when she does it with Shining Armor and a stallion
>tfw you will never be sexually harassed by two Nightguard in the showers after your first day on the force
>>13021536shining's mouth, obviously
>>13021528I'm not even doing to click on that link
>>13021536obviously she make him do it
wat
>>13021440Yeah, it's the kind of horrible that makes you want to see where the train is going to wreck...
>>13021529>>13021545This is my fetish
>>13021556wat
>>13021529I doubt that, she's far too sweethearted for that
>>13021556dotkwa pls
>>13021529You know all those swinger videos, like "COUPLE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF BABYSITTER" and the like? THAT'S what a relationship with Cadence is like. She's the ultimate swinger.
>>13021547Male nightguards or female nightguards?
>>13021470Yes, those biscuits.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit#Variations_in_meaning
>>13021542If you'll excuse me I need to go fetch my bible
>>13021566When your talent is making ponies fall in love, eventually you've grown so used to normal sex that it becomes boring.
How many emails do you think moot gets everyday
http://derpibooru.org/406776unf
>>13021605says youShe's in it for the passion and the romanceIntimacy is just a small part of a relationship.
>>13021612that wasn't unf at all shitface
>>13021612>not just posting a safe image
>>13021545>She casts a slightly different spell on Shiny>It allows him to know what's going on with a level head but he's still compelled to act like he's madly in love>Cadence teases him after it's over. Taunting him about how good being fucked felt
http://derpibooru.org/405797?scope=scpe4ed48d85ad500e99a25d5a8f58a033787d6f1ec0
Symmetrical booping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q1HQMKXY-AI didn't even have time to lose my sides at the start of this.I died instantly and am now haunting the internet.
>>13021433>>13021467>Fellow cadets invite Shinging Armor to go out drinking.>"Uh, sorry guys, got a...another date with Cadance. haha.">"Seriously? Girl's got you whipped, man. I mean, not gonna tell you to turn down a piece of flank like that, but if you can't even spare one night out with the guys...">In reality, SA just doesn't want to miss out on the midnight release of the newest Space: The Convergance set.
>>13021609I don't know, but I always use banned@4chan.org as my go-to fake email for stuff that's gonna spam
>>13021584well, i was thinking female.but maybe one of both?>"Ooh. I think we could do something fun with this bad boy, dear~">"You're lookin' too low, hon. He's got a nice can. Almost as nice as yours..."
>>13021632
>>13021622And her fantasy is just passion being taken to exciting new extremes. Her husband is okay with it, and the mare gets to fuck a prince! If she doesn't like it, she has her memory erased anyway, so it's no big deal either way.
>>13021632no, no, nothere's no spite or malice involvedthey're still a loving couple
>>13021650If it's female it's not sexual harassment and we have sexytime in the shower
>>13021644>One time he managed to sneak in a session with his old DM.>Scared the rest of the group half to death when he thought he was going to be late and barged into the dim room in full regalia.
>>13021657He loves it, Anon.He's just a little conflicted
>>13021657Shining loves it. He enjoys being a helpless little colt, able to enjoy himself fully because Cadence is controlling him and taking all responsibility.
>>13021636That's pretty unf
>>13021637
>>13021657They love each other, and they'd never think of cheating on one another. It's just that they like to watch their partners being fucked by other ponies. It's always completely consensual on each of their parts. Hell, I bet they've even asked a few of Twilight's friends for "help" just to make it a little kinkier. Maybe Cadence's even engaged in lesbionics with Twilight herself. Probably not, but you never know.
>>13021683Do you think he ever had to arrest one of his friends when he saw that they had magic mushrooms (like literal magic mushrooms)?
>>13021692That's horribly un-unf, what is wrong with you?
>>13021677>if it's female it's not sexual harassmentgood goyim
What is the difference between unf and not-unf?
>>13021703>"I'm going to have to confiscate these.">'Huhu, yeah, 'confisca-">"...">'...'>'Don't tell my dad!'
>>13021703Never. He's being blackmailed by them. One little slip and bam tall of Canterlot will know how big of a dork he is.And really no one needs to see that video of him cosplaying a female gryphon amazon while drunk
>>13021697Princess Cadance needs our helpHer husband cannot last foreverI know we can do it but we have to work together
>>13021175Reminds me a little bit of One Piece.
Mornin guys, taking a request.
>>13021723unf: >unfnot unf: >
>>13021750see >>13021726Shining Armor cosplaying as a female gryphon amazon while drunk
I wish I was a pretty lesbian
>>13021750Pinkie tapdancing in a tailcoat and tophat
>>13021723to unf or not to unf. that is the question
>>13021761I wish I were a little pony
>>13021726>implying they'd have the balls to fuck with a goddamn royal and Captain of the Guardthat's not how shit works. you saw Back to the Future. they're too intimidated by him to do anything, even though they know he'd never actually do anything.
Pick a pony MLPGAny will do. Even your favorite.Got it?They forcibly hold you down, stick their butt to your butt and fart up your butt. What do you do?
>>13021770trade farts
>>13021761i will be the pretty trap
>>13021726They might be blackmailing him but he's captain of the Royal Guard, nailing a princess, and now co-rules over a empire.They can't do shit to him now.
>>13021767You and me both anon
>>13021776>>>/soc/
>>13021770>Be a Pchanfag>Fluttershy farts into my butt>why the fuck did I come to 4chan
>>13021777>"impromptu guard investigations" into suspicious individuals
>>13021759Do you have reference picture, I'm not sure what that is.I'm not a nerd.>>13021763If I can finish this one before 12 I'll do it.
>>13021788nice to see someone using my OC :D
>>13021768Man it's not a real threat. Just a barging. He let's the off the hook for small things and they keep the videos secret.If they get way out of hand he'll arrest them and they won't release the videos>>13021777Yes anon. It's not the entire world seeing Shining Armor in a chain mail bikiny with a fake beak, being drunk as fuck, declaring himself the master of the house and demanding all young stallion and mares to be bring to him in exchange for letting the other villager live wont raise any suspicions at all.
>>13021725Do you think when he got promoted to a position that could actually make arrests, that one of his friends taunted him by doing something mildly illegal like jaywalking over and over while telling him in a snarky voice enough that Shining called him criminal scum and actually drug them to pone jail for the night?
>>13021806>he starts wearing a big black helmet with a black cape and respirator
>>13021823It doesn't matter if there are suspicions. Princes aren't elected. Plus maybe it'll be a way for Cadence to find out about his sexual roleplaying fantasies he's too embarrassed to tell her.
>>13021819something like this but with more feathers because she's a gryphon, I guess?
>>13021819>not knowing what an Amazon looks likewe fantasize about them enough.and you already know what female griffons look like, i hope.
>>13021849>10 packUnf
>>13021849>amazon>two breasts>using a fucking axe instead of a bowlelno fgt.
Actually just draw amazon Gilda since that's what we want anyway.Maybe while she's fucking Shining. Not with a strap-on, you heathens. Just amazonian-style.
>>13021843True. It's not like he has to go to high society balls, parties. I'm sure everyone at the Grand Galloping Gala will love to talk to him about everything but that. I mean we all saw how the pony high society is full of brotier ponies.
>>13021862>Hasn't chopped off one tit to keep balance
>>13021874you're gonna have to explain what "amazonian-style" means
>>13021885with a penis
>>13021891futafags pls go
>>13021826Only once.Legit.But...He HAS used his powers to fuck with them before. Doesn't take much to know your old buddies are going to be in a Hyperwars session in someones basement.Doesn't take much to fake a search warrant for said residence, as long as the rest of the guard are in on it. Doesn't take much for the squad to storm the house, and detain the 'suspects' who are now pissing themselves.Only to have them brought out into the bright sunlight of the open air to see him trying to contain his composer only to fail and roll on the grass laughing at them all.
>>13021644I like it
>>13021862what if it's an axe...THAT SHOOTS ARROWS!?
Just played six and a half hours straight of SR4
>>13021916is it that good?I was planning on waiting for a sale or GOTY package with all the DLC
>>13021874W..WHAT?I'll do shiny in a amazon gryphon outfit drunk now, then later after the ponka request. Then later, later I'll try my hand at gilda...but I'm terrible with sexual stuff.Also what is amazonian-style style?
>>13021843>Shining comes home after a long day>he finds Cadence lounging on the couch, reading a copy of a 3.5 Monster Manual>she looks up at him as he enters>"So. Drow priestess. Here's a tip, honey. Don't leave your notes in the book.">he gulps>"But I admit, this sounds pretty kinky.">she reveals a spiders-and-leather outfit she had made, complete with staff and cat-o-nine-tails
>>13021916Is it any good? I have been thinking about it.
>>13021927goty package would probably take a bitmost likely everything including the season pass would be on the steam winter sale
>>13021934just draw a huge human Gilda with giant titsignore the "amazonian-style" thing
>>13021941>She doesn't even know half of it.>Luna has put his dreams on the blacklist due to her old fashioned mindset.
>>13021885It's.It's like the girl fucks the guy, but not really.Basically the guy lies back, and the girl fucks herself on his dick, doing all the moving and basically doing what the male would normally do, the guy doing what the girl would normally do. It's hot.
>>13021927>>13021943Yeah the mechanics are really fun. They added these super sprint/jump features in that make it easy to get around easily, even more so than with cars or planes. It reminds me a bit of the slingshot/parachute in Just Cause 2.
So someone who hadn't paid me yet backed out of a commission I was doing, and I had sketched it out. Should I charge them for the work I did, or would it be fair to edit them out and put it up to be finished as someone else's?
>>13021916>liking any SR after 2
>>13021987>hating fun
so did braeburned finish?
>>13021986Charging them for the work you did is more reasonable, but editing them out and putting someone else in is more hilarious
>>13021916fluffy pls go
>>13021986Edit in Bill Cosby insteadFor the sake of comedy
>>13022000>Edit them out.>Put 0r0 in instead.
>>13021908But what happens when they actually find illegal things from the fake warrant? Is it admissible in pony court?
>>13022012obviously not
>>13021986depends on how much you were getting paid in the first place, and how much work the sketching was.ask to get paid for your work, but if they don't want to, don't push the issue too hard or you look like an asshole. then learn from the experience and add a rider to any other commissions you do that you get paid a percentage for any work you do if they back out.
>>13022012Yes because liberty is dead in Equestria.
>>13022012..."Want us to totally plant this on those assholes that bullied us back in the day?"'HELL YEAH!'
>>13021991>SR3>SR4>funa fart joke is fun. an idiot screaming the joke in your ear as loud as he can repeatedly is not.
>>13022036fuck you fun things are fun
>>13022036>I didn't play SR3
>>13022036BUT IT HAS ALIENS IN IT!AND A GUN THAT KILLS THINGS WITH DUBSTEP!
>>13021941Can't unicorns just whip up a spell that changes what they look like? Not their physical form, just an illusion? Some rope and be made to look and feel like spider web, and each of the 8 legs caressing the immobilized Shining could be little paper mache cones levitating in the air.What if Cadence makes herself look like Chrysalis to indulge in Shining's mind controlled sex slave fantasy?
>>13022024COMMUNISM IS DEATH
>>13022012>CourtPoiney does not have court system. Guilt is automatically assumed and perpetrators are given sentences by the arresting officers. Superior officers can override lower, and so on, all the way up to Princess Celestia. Poiney justice system is Judge Dredd.
>>13022044Not even Vinyl likes dubstep.
>>13022039>>13022041>>13022044>still replying to the (probable) elitist /v/irgin
>>13022012Yes.The entiure equestrian system is interesting. Basically the gouvermant can controll everything. The market, information all of it. They can go full 1984 in a moment's notice. They have all the power.But they don't do it, nor abuse it. Celestia and Luna won't allow them. If it's ever needed tough they will do it a subtly as possible.And no one in the system abuses their power. The complete control part? Works both ways. The princesses will know if someone borke the rules.
>>13022062>The princesses will know if someone borke the rules.Luna can literally read your dreams to see if you did it.
>>13022062So, exactly like the corporations of USA?
>>13022041i did play it. as a wrestling fan, i enjoyed it. as a fun games fan, i didn't.same thing happened to SR as happened to SSX and DMC. devs confuse "cuh-rayzee" with "LOL WACKY RANDOM."
>>13022075USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>13022036It would be if Pinkie did it.
>>13022075>corporations in the US>not abusing powerlaughingmares.jpg
>>13022075Sure. Just that the princesses aren't evil nor abuse their power.
>>13022045Using magic is cheating.
>>13022066Do you think she trolls pony dreams for ones that fit her sexual fantasies so that she can approach said ponies without fear that they'd be disgusted and not accept her proposition?
>>13022089Just that the princesses are just pawns to the corporations*
>>13022066Well she can enter dreams but can she control them? I mean there's no grantee that you will dream about breaking the laws
>>13022090>Using magic is fucking awesomeftfy
>>13022066one time I had a dream where I robbed a bankarresting people for dream-crime is fucking retarded
>>13022113>arresting people for dream-crime is fucking retardedTell that to Hollywood...
>>13022058sorryI'll stop
>>13022091..Then why was she trolling Scootaloos dreams?!
>>13022091>"filthy degenerate. should I report what I had just witnessed to thine mate, thou wouldst be alone in but moments.">"or, thou may avail thyself of all perversions upon my body~"
>>13022131>real luna watches from afar>her tiny butt twitching in anger
>>13022127She's from a time where young foals would be married off at around Scootaloo's age.
>>13022127She needs someone she can mold into a true fetishistic successor.
>>13022091>Luna using her knowledge of your subconscious desires to seduce you.Well this is a new unf.
>>13022145>Literal wettest of dreams.Or.>You are the unfortunate fuck who caught her when she was still rusty from her banishment.>No longer fear clowns, you can check that off.>You just can't look a them the same way again.
>>13022175>Luna couldn't see into the dreams of anyone on Equestria while on the Moon>but she could see into the dreams of everyone else
>>13022175>a thousand years ago she dream raped a fuckton of stallions
>>13022215>They all died happy.
You are now aware that the reason Luna was banished to the moon was so that she couldn't enter dreams while she was still a raging lunatic NMM.
>>13022226>they all died of suffocating on their own semen
>>13022233>Still happy...
>>13022150why is dash so blush
>>13022215the psychic resonance from this event, and her inability to reconcile her old-style mannerisms with how much she enjoyed being brought down to their level, is what allowed Nightmare to take over her in the first place.I suppose we're lucky. If she had gotten beaten up or something, we might've got something a whole lot worse.
>>13022228I thought that part was obviousthat's why her name has nightmare in it
oh my fucking god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgDNryNtCIg
So let's flip it overShe knows all of your sexual fantasies and junk, but she also knows every single one of your deepest fears. She can make nightmares that make sane stallions completely lose it
>>13022304This reminds me of something.
>>13022304well, that goes without saying. she's basically Carl Jung with superpowers. but she doesn't seem to have a sadistic streak in her.>other colts start picking on Pip>she visits them, one by one, night after night, fucking Freddy Krueger-mod, scaring them until they're so exhausted they can barely stand, but are terrified to go back to sleep for fear of her>Celestia tells her to knock it offsounds like a storyline for the comics.
>>13022304So that means the BLOOHD REHVENS are the best force against her, right?
>>13022294What did I just watch?
>>13022339Trying not to sound dark or edgy, but it would make a good horror fic. Being completely batshit at night and just playing it off during the day
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/ALL_NIGHT_LONG.swf
>>13022362... you just gave me an awesome plot for Paranoia.
>>13022362>imageNo, what's normal for boys my age is having sex with a woman.
>>13022359I don't know man...I mean if she just casts a simple voice changing spell she'll be able to confuse them
>>13022386Anon you better credit me for this plot that I've given youMake sure it says PLOT BY ANON at the end
>>13022362>she's Frau Totenkleinespferd>and the Stallion in the Attic>and Mara Yaga>and the Darkness>and She Who Screams>and Princess of Black Pit>and the Lady of the Fair Folk>and the Goblin Queen
>>13022393I bet you couldn't even handle a REAL woman.
>>13022393mare*
>>13022424Correct.
>>13022409How about instead of crediting you, I repay you~?
>>13022424there's only one pone who can help us find out.
>>13022304>she sends you a dream with a weird mix of pleasure and horror that keeps you right on the brink for hours
>>13022424Are you saying he should just stick to underage prostitutes?captcha: fertility recestiur
>>13022424Most likely not, but I could try
>>13022436How so
>>13022454~
>>13022445I really doubt those go together at all
>>13022456Anon come on stop teasing me like that
>>13022453We could make it work~.
>>13022445>implying she doesn't just flip a coin each night she visits youthere is no "normal" with her around. there are nightmares and wet dreams.
>>13022472I'll just rig her coin
What's up
>>13022472What happens if it lands on the edge?
>>13022472>she gives you a wet dream so good you almost cum>then she scares the shit out of you>repeatedly for eight hours straight>then she teleports to you, wakes you up and sits on you as you are about to ejaculate
>>13022479>One day her coin lands on its edge.>She looks at it as it stands there.>"This one intrigues me."
>>13022479you can't cheat her, you idiot. even IF you're a lucid dreamer, she's God in dreams. all you're going to do if you try to cheat her is piss her off. have you even SEEN Nightmare on Elm Street?
>>13022498>Piss her offLuna has a really short fuse then...
>>13022484She lets you choose.
>>13022498>Dear Princess Celestia>Luna's being weird again>please send help
>>13022472>>13022486>nightmares and wet dreams
>>13022498>implying Luna doesn't like it when you play rough with her in your dreams>she might even reward you if you play well~
>>13022510oh, she's not gonna kill you, but she's not adverse to scaring a few years off your life.
This thread keeps giving me fetishes. I may never be able to leave
>>13022486>Luna edging you for 8 hours in a hot dreamu-unf
>>13022483dream rape with a side of Cadence/Shining Armor
>>13022520you "play well" by running the maze and getting the cheese in record time, not by trying to tunnel through the walls.
>>13022547Sounds interesting.
My Inappropriate Fetish General
>>13022540Fuck that, it's a dream. She could edge you for years all in a single night
>>13022551That wasn't really what I wanted to start, sorry
>>13022554>not in real life>Luna just keeps edging you in real life and makes it look like you've been edging for the last 50 years of your life>just because Luna has an inflation fetish
>>13022563No, keep going
>>13022565Remember the days of falling asleep inside pony, being suckled by her marecunt, and waking up with a slightly-bigger cock the next day? Remember finally waking up one day to find yourself unable to pull out, just rock back and forth and fuck her? Those were the days.
>>13022549>>13022498>Being a total beta and letting her dream rape you>Not turning the tablesBattle of the minds negro, god powers don't mean shit when she's in your head.
Should I draw something
>>13022593Judge Anderson pls go
>>13022599yes
>>13022593>implying I would want to fight it
Hey guise, Who want's to play a game of wheres Waldo: Pony edition?
>>13022587That is still my absolute favorite fetish.Cock-enlargement.Or maybe I just want my cock to be bigger...
>>13022593yes they do. honestly, you're lucky that she doesn't burn out your mind just from touching it with hers, as much power as she has compared to you.
>>13022607four ponies north of red hick pony
how can you talk to people you respect if they don't even respect you
>>13022607What the fuck is that thing to the right of the second panel
>>13022613Everyone wants their cock to be biggerEven people with big dicks
>>13022632a pokemon
>>13022607>that yellow cutie with the blue mane holding the tray of drinks
>>13022593>mindbattle in your dreams>win>Luna announces that you "passed the test">you get a commissar knocking at your door the next day>you have been enrolled to be a Princeps
>>13022633I dont
>>13022627how would you know thatwho is it you want to talk to?
>>13022634That's below the panel. I assume he means the statue-thing above Daring Do.
“B-bark!” she manages to moan as you keep pounding her, making her voice stutter and tremble as she tries to scream the words. “Bark! Bark!” she continues, tears of joy and pain streaming down her face.
>>13022658Actually I thought the statue looked like a pokemon. Wasn't talking about ponyta
>>13022662lewd
>>13022643Well, do you have a dick then?
>>13022613i just want to have a marecunt slurping on my cock and making me cum even while i sleep. any extra inches are just icing on the cake.but i wouldn't mind getting stuck inside Rarity forever.
>>13022656forget it. just rambling and venting.this is a closed case for me now.i no longer get frustrated by stuff like this. i can move on this time.
>>13022605Anyone have any requests?
>>13022662God we have great fetishes
>>13022607I try looking for it but I get distracted by the scootabutt each time.
>>13022675yes
>>13022681pony doing kaiju things
>>13022681Unicorns in EOD suits
>>13022689WELL THEN YOU'RE A LIAR
>>13022633I don't think Jonah Falcon wants his dick to be bigger.I mean, if he did why would he write a song called 'It's Too Big'?
>>13022593>Celestia sees Luna stumble into the common room.>"Rough night?">'You had a part in that, didn't you, sister?'>"Sorry?">'A part in his dreams, you aided him somehow.'>"Luna, I have told you before, I have removed myself from your respected position sience your return.">...>"Was it that good?">'I was afraid I would not want to wake myself.'>*Whistle*>'Not so loud...'
>>13022679come on krauttell me who it is?and then i'll let it restwhat's the worst that could happen?
Needs More Lauren Faust.
>>13022662Is this meant to be someone fucking a pony while forcing her to act like a dog? Because that's fucking hot if so
>>13022695Am not
>>13022681augmented pone
>>13022697>I mean, if he did why would he write a song called 'It's Too Big'?Because he's a pathetic individual whose only claim to fame is a big dickI wouldn't even fuck him and I've got a massive fetish for big dicks. He's just disgustingBut yeah he probably wouldn't want a bigger dick.
>>13022703it's petplay.acting like a dog comes first. then fucking.also, she spreads the simple joy of being a pet to her friends, telling them how much easier it is to just let go of their cares and worries and become nothing more than good dogs.>>13022702needs more qt human
>>13022715ARE TOOUnless you're a trap or twink.
>>13022607I Found Him, did YOU?
>>13022699M-more?
>>13022740m-maybe
>>13022745What did I tell you about personal space?
>>13022718Will try to do thisCheck my tumblr later if I don't post it before it's too late
>>13022748Incoming >>>/soc/.
>>130227362unf4meis there more
>>13022672Ah, sorry then.
>>13022766of what, petplay or humans? yes to both.warning, almost ALL the pet stuff is CMC. and even then, almost all of THAT is Scootaloo.
>>13022748new session when
>>13022763I was waiting for it>>13022779Session of what?
>>13022786>>13022779Fuck off.
>>13022786oh, never mind.you aren't my trapbando
>>13022775petplayshame it's cmc though. I'd be much more interested in some mares
>>13022742...Oh hell I did it again, didn't I?Sorry, but I was just funning with an idea, didn't mean to make you think I was going to make something of it...I don't do that sexual stuff...
>>13022797No I'm not, just proving a point to that one anon.
She's got a fetish for big and little dicks. But not average dicks
>>13022797When will you finally fuck off? There's a place for ponies, then there's place for your shitty camwhoring.
>>13022813yeah well she can go fuck a bear then
>>13022813>tfw 13cm
>>13022815you just got trapped
>>13022813Well my dick is extremely tiny when not erect.
some ponies call me the spacecolt
>>13022813>tfw 8"
>>13022813>liking shameful my dickI would rather kill myself
Evens - Draw somethingOdds - Watch somethingDubs - Play something
>>13022813>implying she also likes little dicks"Ooh, God! Ah! You're *hurting* me! YES!"Fluttershy lost her virginity to a football stud named Demarcus. he tore her apart and she's never wanted to feel anything else.
>>13022847>tfw you're a liar
>>13022847Go to bed, SB
>>13022853let's watch ponies together
>>13022853What will it be?stram
>>13022842I don't believe anyone calls you that ever
>>13022842I bet they do, big boy
>>13022858>>13022861>Implying lies.>Implying I am a terrible Punmancer.Please, tat would be a dickish move.
Is Epic any good?
>>13022842I'M NOT A SPACE MANBUT ON THE OTHER HANDI NEVER REALLY DID FIT IN THIS WORLD
If I became a Marine then became an astronaut would I be a Space Marine?
>>13022892technically no, but you'd be closer than anyone has ever been
>>13022892www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4B3SLisg8w Too late, pal.
>>13022892There's no water in space
>>13022892has been done>>13022904hownew.ppt
>>13022892No. You'd be an astronaut who used to be a marine.You've got to be a marine in space to be a space marine and they don't let marines go to space unless they become astronauts at which point they are no longer a marine, they are an astronaut.You can't win.
>>13022801Doesn't have to be sexual, I just thought the idea had potential.
>>13022911What happened to once a Marine, always a Marine?
>>13022892We first need to develop space travel so as not to be exclusive only to astronautsOnce everyone is an astronaut, no-one will be, and only then can you be a Marine in space
>>13022916Sentimentality. You stop being a marine when you are no longer employed as a marine.
>>13022911>>13022904Watch the video.
would you dress in drag to catch a serial cuddler, knowing it's too dangerous to send in a policemare?
http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/
>>13022915Oh good, lovely...Don't drink and write then, kids!People will call you out and you are fucked if you can finish something you started!Because I ain't doing tanked greentexting any more.
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>>13022911>>13022916You'd still be an astronaut Marine, or a Marine astronaut.Space Marines are a militarized group that travels through space for the sake of war. We need to fight something in space for there to be Space Marines.
>>13022936yeah, we'll see
You will never be a dress in a pretty mare
>>13022911>and they don't let marines go to space unless they become astronauts at which point they are no longer a marine, they are an astronautfalse. service-members are still service-members when they go to space. they even have dedicated awards and decorations and until the 1970s space travel was almost exclusive to military aviators, especially in the united states
>>13022931>too dangerous to send in a policemarebitch better go in there
>>13022944>putting your dress inside the marehow high do you even have to be
>>13022936i don't need to be a mare to wear a pretty dress
>>13022944>You'll never be a colt in a pretty dress>You'll never top other colts all the same
>>13022934>read it as 'the incest place on the internet'aw.
>>13022944>in
>>13022939Let's try to get the Russians to 'invade' the moon so we can go to war with them there then. Just like in Battlezone.
>>13022946>>13022939>>13022929Well fine thenYou can't be a space marine because space marines are marines trained for combat in/related to interstellar travel and there are not yet any militaristic threats that call for the establishment of such a combat force at the moment.If you want to become a space marine, get to work sending insulting binary code messages into deep space so aliens come attack us.
>>13022936
>>13022959there need to be specially designed space guns firsti'm not talking about the ammo, that one works in space
>>13022959>goad the Russians to invade the moon just for the sake of fighting>sparks the second coming of the Space Race>both countries get up to the moon as soon as possible>a large-scale battle ensues in the form of thumbwrestling, just so we can say we fought on the moon
You will never be a marine in a pretty suit
>>13022984>mewball wins>without ever leaving earth
>>13022979
I want to lick pone's featureless crotch
>>13022944P-Please anon, I'll be good..
>>13022984>a large-scale battle ensues in the form of thumbwrestlingQUICK! GET MEWBALL TO CAPE CANAVERAL!
>>13022997
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQBQrjIU1AM
>>13022991you will never have another hero
>>13022953>top>not letting their coltcocks rub your prostate to climax
>>13022944>You will never be a gossamer dress worn by a pretty mare to excite her partner>He will never be so excited that he just goes straight for it, tearing you apart and fucking her through you
>>13023004>demand to know where she shits out of
>>13022983Gas operated guns would work just fine in space
>>13023013>Not wanting to humiliate them be having a femme colt fuck them to orgasm
>>13023015>She smirks and tells you it is out of your ass.>Your colon feels full.
>>13023004BULLSHIT
>>13023026>shit all over her>horse laughing now
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>13023016not all gas systems would work in space, but even for the ones that do, what about the lubricants in microgravity and the temperature difference? in the shadow of the sun they would get extremely cold and when exposed to the sun extremely hot>>13023024>not switching
>>13023029>OH>MY GOD
>>13023004
>>13023026u-unf
>>13023008And now I'm sad.
>>13023045>not using pone's thighs
>>13023045There's two buttcheeks that can easily be pressed together. That's more than enough for me.
>>13023036Sorry for what?
>>13023024what you want is to be the shemale mare, anon. not the trappy colt. it's okay to admit it. both are hot.
>>13023048you don't have to unf if you don't want toyou're allowed to find things weird and unpleasant
Eh heh heh, what do you mean it's too loose back there?
>Mrs. Cake>Rarity's Mom>Nurse pone>all twerkin
>>13023026>Your existence in ponyland has made you the go to shitter for the entire planet.>The accumulated shit of thousands of shitless years rockets you into space
>>13023057no, I think he was right on with what he said
>>13023060Well maybe if you stopped using huge dildos that were bigger than even a big dick then there wouldn't be a problem.
>>13023059but im sexualy freed stop being a prude
>>13023057Can I be the cute mare instead?
