WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T POSTYOU WON'T ESCAPEOld horse that has claimed too many victims: >>13002938
>first
damn we operate at episode day speed today
>>13006162wat
>>13005728Of course, having a sense of scale is very important.
>>13006173Its Imp. Its a cutie.
>>13006162Cute
get readyhttp://bad-dragon.com/products/equiknot
>>13006183#WHOA
>>13006161Diamond Dogs have nests?
>>13006161I'm liking all these ideas with the mimics already
>>13006149About gosh darn time
>>13006165THAT'S THE FURRIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL WEEK AND BROWSE MLPG
>>13006195i think he was talking about the mimics having nests
>>13006149took you long enough, slow horse.
>>13006195Breeding nests
>>13006215oh that makes more sensepronouns and such
>>13006191How high do you even have to be
>>13006122It's a self parody made ironically. It's like Starship Troopers. The book was made ironically as to make fun of a militaristic government but people were like YEAH THIS SHIT IS AWESOME That's the problem with irony, it requires intention and some people don't pick up on it, or they think they get it but don't.
>>13006223If a Mimick becomes a dick will ti be sensible as a dick?
HI GUYS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
>>13006185
Would you a captain of the guard voiced by Andrew Francis?
>>13006185MLPG, a thread should be
>>13006235>The book was made ironically>Heinlein
>>13006213>browse site>"experimental toys"so, it's like being a test pilot for dragon dicks?
[pony]
>>13006249
>>13006223>Rarity in a Diamond Dog breeding nest
>>13006235>Reichsraumschifftruppen>made ironically
>>13006238What if Ditto and a changling got into a fight?
>>13006266What if all the titans got replaced by titans?
>>13006235I'm pretty sure the book wasn't made ironically
>>13006296Pony will still be naked
The streets will run so thick wiht pony blood you'll be able to walk on them without getting your feet wet.
>>13006235It's a love letter to 80's death metal.Nothing more and nothing less.
>>13006260>>13006281>>13006298The movie was definitely more of a satire.
>>13006296It gives birth to The Smooze
>>13006262>human dick in experimental
>>13006306Khorne plz
>>13006297How quickly would Ed and Al solve all the problems in whatevertitanworldiscalled?
Scottish [space] pterodactyles.
>>13006306>not pony cum
>>13006297That series started out good with the Kafkaesque situation but quickly dissolved into animu single powerful hero that is usually a kid bullshit.
>>13006235The book is an honest love letter to fascism
>>13006315Can't believe that I would say that Dragon Dildoes went to far and disgusting
>>13006326They could easily transmutate the ground to reseal the walls
>>13006306Sounds fun
>>13006315>$75 for a human dildoHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU BAD DRAGON
>you will never publicly ERP with Luna in MLPG
>>13006328We come in peace.
>>13006345Prepare to fight.
>>13006334Kids love the shounens
>>13006334Yeah I felt like the whole people turning into titans thing was kind of an asspull
>>13006260>>13006281>>13006298>>13006307>>13006335See what I mean? Irony is too goddamn hard to communicate and people will misinterpret it all the time.
>>13006359>Heinlein
Just found a thing I did in 8th grade where we had to make something using letters and symbols.
>>13006359The book isn't ironic at all thoughThe film might be40k is what ever you want it to be. At it's core it's a love letter to 80's deathmetal.
>>13006334The first few episodes were great even though the main characters were all annoying as shitThen the military training stuff started and it was fucking shitWhen the main character transformed into a titan I just kind of closed the tab
>>13006149That little scene creeped me out, actually.
>>13006382kevinpls
>>13006382that's actually pretty neat
>>13006359>According to Heinlein, his desire to write Starship Troopers was sparked by the publication of a newspaper advertisement placed by the National Committee for a Sane Nuclear Policy on April 5, 1958 calling for a unilateral suspension of nuclear weapon testing by the United States. In response, Robert and Virginia Heinlein created the small "Patrick Henry League" in an attempt to create support for the U.S. nuclear testing program. Heinlein found himself under attack both from within and outside the science fiction community for his views. Heinlein used the novel to clarify and defend his military and political views at the time.So his military and political views were ironical?
I CAN FEEL THE BOOP.
>40k
>>13006382It looks pretty nice, I like how the windows are little # symbols
>>13006389>Twilight will never lock you in the room with her and cast the want-it-need-it spell on herself.
>>13006191OH FUCKOOOOH FUCK
>>13006407>she will never be confused as to why it's not working
>>13006382I added a pony to it to make it relevant
>>13006357>>13006358>>13006388I watched animu as a kid and there are a select few that I still like (Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Paranoia Agent) but every time I try to give it another chance I get disappointed by a lame and shallow story that has characters that I can't enjoy. I love animation but everything popular from Japan uses the same formula over and over and I'm sick of it.
>>13006424YES HELLO MINTY HORSE HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE DAY
>>13006436That looks like a dude wearing furry ears and a furry tail on all fours
>>13006432dyewts
>>13006436[citation needed]
>>13006396>>13006400Thanks, it got a little washed out during the scan but the stars on the flag are made of asterisks and the stripes are tildes. There was also a doorknob but it looks like it was washed out too.
>>13006191
>>13006444hey you try making a pony with only letters and symbols
>>13006436I need to fuck that pony.
>>13006446when did she cast it on herself in the show
>>13006443
>>13006440Try watching Madoka, it's pretty great
>>13006464THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFULLET ME PUT UP MY CAT'S CRADLE FOR NOW
>>13006315>>13006342>"The ultimate fantasy">making the joke that the ultimate fantasy of everyone who buys their product is to actually have sex with a real person somedayBeautiful
>>13006436>tail is a tildeunf~
>>13006463the want-it-need-it spell is cast on the object you wish others to be attracted to
>you will never be mlpg famous
>>13006482>object
>>13006455this will get fucked up by 4chan, won't it .,,. ,;;*;;;;, .-'``;-');;. /' .-. /*;; .' \d \;; .;;;, / o ` \; ,__. ,;*;;;*;, \__, _.__,' \_.-') __)--.;;;;;*;;;;, `""`;;;\ /-')_) __) `\' ';;;;;; ;*;;; -') `)_) |\ | ;;;;*; ;;;;| `---` O | | ;;*;;; *;*;\| O / ;;;;;* ;;;;;/| .-------\ / ;*;;;;; ;;;*;/ \ | '. (`. ;;;*;;; ;;;;;'. ; | ) \ | ;;;;;; ,;*;;;;\/ |. / /` | ';;;*; ;;;;;;/ |/ / /__/ ';;; '*jgs/ | / | ;*; `""""` `""""` ;'
>>13006471I'm not a fan of deus ex machinas.
>>13006488
>>13006484Do you think you'll care when you're 80?Do you think even today's contributors will treasure it that much by then?
>>13006486>implying "object of affection" is limited to inanimate objects
>>13006488That doesn't look like a pony at all.
>>13006497yes
>>13006497yesI bet BCS will
>>13006473
>>13006312>not to this guy
>>13006495Nice RD recolor.
>>13006513that is incorrect master belch
>>13006493Great, because it doesn't have that
>>13006514oh wow it's really bad around the ears isn't itI didn't make it but I should fix it
>>13006501It's an abstract pony
>>13006440Ghost in the shell is right up your alley
>>13006471Before I give another one a chance again, I'm going to need you to tell me if the characters are actually somehow relateable because I'm sick of them being bland cardboard cut outs.
>>13006514Let Scootaloo dream, anon.
>>13006511BCS will be a goddamn old lady creepy the shit out of nurses with her memories of that place ful of horsefuckers
Why is Animal Crossing so cute?
>>13006517but it ends with one
>>13006499>implying it isn't
>>13006523It would probably be easier to either see if anyone has the original PDF or just redo it.
>>13006484This whole popularity thing is making people go insane.
>>13006549http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=object%20of%20affectionhow does it feel being so wrong
>>13006556PSD*
>>13006531Yeah, for anime standards they're great
>>13006560>urbandictionaryhow does it feel being so wrong
>>13006529I forgot to add that on my list. See, that one is good because there's no right nor wrong and it's about people handling a bizarre setting. I love that but they usually turn it into a black and white good guy vs bad guys with characters that aren't even people. I mean that's a bad thing writers do all over the world but goddamn it Japan get your shit together. You have talented animators but get some writers.
>>13006566>>13006560
>>13006497I don't think you get it so I won't discuss this.
>>13006537I can't wait until I'm old and can tell everyone about this place.
>>13006583>pretend
>>13006531They're each totally fleshed out unique characters. There's the soft-hearted dumb girl, there's the mature but lonely girl, there's the hot-blooded but naive girl, there's the gruff girl with a good heart, there's the standoffish but caring girl, really it's got everything.
>>0
>>13006513Man fuck that guy. When I was a kid I couldn't get past him and it took me years later before I picked that game back up and finally beat it.
>>13006334What's even worse is that they drag something as boring like Eren running away from another titan over a whole fucking month. There basically hasn't happened anything within the last four weeks
>>13006577GitS just bores me with too much rote navelgazing.
>>13006577Japan likes stories of heroics and right and wrong because they have a really shit lifestyle in realityYou life is pretty much over after middleschool.
>>13006525You could use that defense for everything.>what kind of fetish is that?>it's an abstract fetish you probably wouldn't understand it
>>130066192deep4u
>you will never be pony's inamorato
>>13006619It's an abstract excuse
>>13006538
>>13006592>ooohhh it was magical, we talked for hours about magical horse and how much we wanted to drown them in our cum>or drown in their cum>or be mindbroken by the purple one>or tied up and molested by the minty one>or by size shamed by the white one
>>13006633I can be your inamorato
>>13006614Too much tradition stifles the imagination.
Does anyone know who does the art for the Celestia micro?
>>13006655Why would you talk to Harshwhinny about all of that?
>>13006577>they usually turn it into a black and white good guy vs bad guys with characters that aren't even people.I hate that shit.Like how in every WWII movie ever, they go out of their way to make Hitler and every Nazi ever seem evil to the point where they aren't even people anymore, with zero motivation other than to hurt and kill for it's own sake. I prefer movies where the antagonist and his followers genuinely believe they are doing something in the interest of humanity and not just trying to kill everyone and everything for some retarded reason.
>>13006662Japan hates change and sees it as inherently bad. Their culture is in no uncertain terms about maintaining the status quo.
>>13006583And this is why it's better to not do things ironically nor assume people are doing things ironically.
>>13006665Amy Mebberson.
>>13006661you should google that word
I drew a Diamond Dog OC MLPG and I am terrible with names. Will you help me if I post?
>>13006682Ah, thanks.Not as great as Price imo, but I still like her style
>>13006687Sure.
>>13006674The krauts we see talk in pvt. ryan and band of brothers come across as human
>>13006667Hey, I'm not the one fantasizing about all of that!I'm a chaste and pure maiden, you guys are the heathens.
>>13006678Well, yeah, as far as I know they have the weird idea that optimizing something would insult their ancestors because it would imply that they did it wrong.
>>13006687I am also terrible with names, but if I think of anything good I'll post it
>>13006697Draw pone
>>13006713I drew pone this morning, no one liked it.
>>13006608This one isn't bad either.
>>13006720Draw a better pone
>>13006665Cheerilee does not have a big butt
>>13006687not before i critique your ability to draw a diamond dog that actually looks like it would be in the universe
>>13006720Because you haven't drawn enoughWhat was that, maybe your 20/30th drawing?Less than 100th for surePractice more
>>13006692And in The Pianist.
[Money] don't matter if it fails for you
>>13006687Red Willy
>>13006720Don't let it stop you
>>13006497>I should've spent more time posting in a thread about a little girl's show with candy-colored cartoon horses
>>13006731But that's clearly not a "diamond" dog. Diamonds are clear.
>>13006687Yes.
>>13006735I was too distracted by Celestia to pay attention to what Cheerilee says anyway
>>13006610>first few episodesOh yeah I like this the setting is strange I hope they don't fully explain it>unrealistic military spider-man level skillsWell it's okay because even with that they are still losing and the despair still weighs heavy>MC turns TitanI'm done
I swear to god I'm going to kill that guy
>>13006751Why this songWhy this imageWhy my loli waifu
>>13006792post pics with timestamp
>>13006792
>>13006796>Ema>loli waifuI mildly approve
>>13006334meh, yeah. i read the manga and although it does get a little better (anime is almost caught up to the manga tho, so there is still some chance it could get better) it's still too hopeful.
What if your favorite pony started wearing a bow in their hair?
http://askbraeburned.tumblr.com/post/58937231586/http-bad-dragon-com-products-equiknot-oooooobraeburned is dangerously furry
>>13006687IT'S YOU!IT'S HAPPENING!
>>13006830Shut up Braeburned.
>>13006828so cute I'm die
>>13006768>Diamonds are clear.Pure diamonds, maybe. There are numerous ways a diamond won't be clear.Diamonds come in a lot of colors (brown, yellow, blue, purple...) depending on the amount of nitrogen in it. A diamond can also have impurities, called 'crapaud' or inclusions, which will modify their appearance.
>>13006822say mewball, do you remember when YOU TOTALLY BEEFED IT?
>>13006828but my favorite pony already does!
>>13006828I don't think it would be oversized like thatI think it would just be one tiny pink and yellow one
>>13006830It's as if he browsed the thread...
>>13006781I expected them to have to go out into the lost part of the city and have tense exploration and try to sneak past the titans to get to the basementInstead he got mad, turned giant and tried to lift a rock, and I stopped watching
>>13006674It's kind of human nature to do that though. People WANT a clear good/bad division. You can see it throughout myths, religions, and many stories. They don't want the uncertainty that there might not be a right or wrong, just a situation and different ways to handle it. When stories that do do that come out they usually don't sell because it doesn't make people "feel good" so they don't make dosh so they don't make a lot of it. Lowest common denominator.
>>13006746>>13006765Maybe later
>>13006852no
>>13006859Dash never does things in moderation
>>13006678It's also one of the reasons they have such fucked up fetishes. Their exploratory sexual side becomes suffocated and it becomes warped.
>>13006885I remember
>>13006893that and the crazy censorship laws
pony doesn't like thing
Who wants to go for a swim?
>>13006731It took me awhile before I figured out you sort of need to grind a bit to get to the right lvl. I avoided fights and ran so much that when I got past Paula that the game became way too difficult because of battles.
>>13006928Is he okay?
>>13006928Deer Pool? More like Dead Pool!
>>13006928me
>>13006928Sure
>>13006751[another song by them]
>>13006942EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKSSSSSDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>13006938Yeah, he's just pretending so that he'll get to make out with the lifeguard.
>>13006890I'd love to have tea with that pony as she tries to act civilized
>>13006957>jpgbooooo
>>13006952That looks... pretty
>>13006830And this is surprising?
>>13006928Bitch, I've got the whole ocean.
>>13006963>implying he's not actually stealing the water from the poolSneaky bastard.
>>13006968Nigger it's an embedded [video]. Play it with this: http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/
>>13006992Oh man, those lines. THOSE LINES.
>>13006992>That Celestia
>>13006992>pinkie pirateHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>>13007001Oh, we're doing THAT again.None of these better have CP this time.
>>13006992Spike drowned.
>>13006992>you will never commandeer a pony ship and pillage the treasures that lie within while using the crew to relieve your pirate sea urge
>>13006830I don't why this is bothering me, but influencial faggots like Braeburned are inspiring new furry faggots.
>>13006997Smuggling water in his lungs? Oh deer, that's a crime.
>>13006966I've always wanted to have a teaparty with the princessesWay more than i ever wanted to sexual a pony
>>13006992andy is so good at drawing fffffI want to be him
>>13006992>that Celestia and LunaWhat is that feeling in my chest?.. it's kinda spreading to my left arm now
>>13006992>Ship in the backgroundCELESTIA CHRYSALLIS IS DYING
>>13006992>Rainbow Dash not enjoying cider
>>13006687It's good to see you again. Put it on the sub first.
>>13007024[no promises]
>>13007065>This isn't cider? What is this? It looks browner
>>13006992You don't have the personality, his experience, or his good tastes.
>>13007059I didn't see. FUCK THIS FRIENDSHIP SHIP
>>13007065Maybe its rum
>>13007079She's served herself up a mug of SUI-CIDER!!!
>>13007093That would explain it. Ponies don't drink alcohol.
>>13007001That's a good ytpmv
>>13007098That pun was a killer
Have you finished those projects?
>>13006992Ok this is pretty great but that Angel is pretty stupid looking
>>13007066That's actually a good idea. Why didn't I think of that?
>>13007125I have no idea where to take itIt's probably a complete dead end. I'll probably try a new one alltogether.
>>13006885
>>13007125Far from it. I'm taking a break, Spongibobbu!
>>13007152Nasse you will never do anything, you are always making excuses.
>>13007125Nope, and I never will be!
>>13007125Even my smallest one won't be done for a while. I'll work on it a bit before I go to sleep though.
>>13007125You wanna fight me?
>>13007125Finishing implies I'd be out of ideas
>>13007125I abandoned one of them because of an autistic stalker.
>>13007170But I'm not Nasse.
>>13007197DRAW FEMSOMBRA
>>13007197What a shitty excuse
>>13007212Joke's on you, I'm a writefag.
>>13007125I'm trying but it keeps getting me all hot an bothered
>>13007125no
>>13007241Do jumping jacks when that happens or put an ice pack on your groin while you work.
>>13007224Write something about Celestia and Anon involving a lot of wingfaggotry
>>13007001Holy cow, you can't stop progress.
http://youtu.be/Sgrpjp_6XOk?t=38s..KAY THANKS DUNK
>>13007125Nobody ever say what their project is.
>>13007197I'm going to need to hear this story.
>>13007281Might want to get that overbite checked out
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DIAMOND DOG OCI WANNA SE IT
>>13007258Maybe. I do like me some wingfaggotry.>>13007294It's a short one. sentenal.
>>13006992>No Spike0/10, would not commission!
>>13007264HAHA That took me by surprise.
>>13007300>dogfagsthe worst
>>13007305>I do like me some wingfaggotry.I like you, anonymous writefag.
>>13007305Maybe if you told him up straight to back off? I'm sure if you explain your side of the story and feelings he might stop. If not then you gave it your best shot.
>>13007305I like wings too.
>>13007281Oh boy.. Another apple, who would have guessed?..
>>13007305>sentenalJust that? I mean, what did he do?
>>13007323EAT A DICK, SKINFAG
>>13007348Best princess!
>>13007349Yeah!Wanna split it?
>>13007348when all the mane six have wings will they have one huge snuggly huggly wing pile of princesses
>>13007348Hey Smutanon, wanna give me a quick overview if there are more Celestia/Luna stories in your pastebin than just the guardian ones?
>>13007264Goddamn it that song.Maybe I should get it for micspam.
>>13007323I SHOULD BOP YOU
>>13007372
>>13007376princess stack TO THE EXTREME
>>13007332Tried that. His reaction is summarized here.>>13007354"I TALKED TO YOU ONCE THEREFORE I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND 5EVAR WAIT WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING TO ME ANY MORE"
>>13007264Hahaha that was pretty good.
>>13007376I want to enjoy a princess hug from Rainbow Dash.Her wingspan would be so long, and her feathers so soft.
>>13007323How can they be the worst? I only know of 3 deddogfags who did anything wrong.
>>13007195When you finish one you do another. That's how it works.
>>13007407Why the fuck would that prevent you from writing? If someone is annoying, just block them.
>>13007380>filename and imagei STILL HAVE TO WATCH THE NEW ONE
>>13007375Dash please, I've had nothing but apples and carrots for a week now, I need meat!
>>13007391Why is ponychan in my thread?Ponychan please.
>>13007426what if I have two projects but splitting time between them is making me shitty at both and I can't decide which to do?
>>13007429>If someone is annoying, just block them.Hi Tumblr
>>13007425*nothing
I JUST WANT TO HUG PONES
>>13007426But I can't do that! I finish one thing and I don't know what next project I do!
>>13007429He wouldn't leave me alone about it. Easier to write it off and find something else to write.
>>13007433HERE YOU GO NEGROhttp://watchgakinotsukai dot blog 4chan thinks this url is spam spot.com
>>13007467Against the rules
>>13007487was it a quest?
>>13007496I WANT TO HUG POLICE PONE
>>13007498No.
>>13007496I'd hug that pony
>>13007467Jelly?
>>13007457Of course, that implies that he's tried talking about that with him before, like any reasonable people would do.
>>13007496what is that badge attached to?is it a piercing?
>>13007323Yes they are worst becuase there is not enough of them.
>>13007501You better have a warrant
>>13007487I guess. What was it about?
>>13007496I want to hug her when she's off-duty.
>>13007496im breakin the law
>>13007501>>13007505That's it
>>13007492Thanks man! I will now bookmark it and put it off..again!
>>13007519Ponies have stronk chests
>>13007496this pony is very cute
>>13007525Anon in Equestria.
>>13006948
>>13007534What if i had all the proper documentation in order to hug police pony?Notarized and everything.
>>13007544MURDER
>>13007379I haven't done much Luna, but there is an ERP screencap floating around that I did, then there's Tail Tale 2 which has Luna, though that's more fetish stuff. If you like dom/tailplay, though, you like that.Celestia, I've done a couple ERPs and the Things Are Not What They Seem part 11.5 is a short smut scene, plus Tail Tale 1 and purpledom 4 has Celestia, though the latter is greentext.
>>13007549Ah. NO BIG LOSS!
>>13007452>>13007473Flip a coin. Don't even look at the result, which one you hoped would show up is the one you do.
>>13007556But that's clearly not a horse
Hi everypony!I'm wondering how you organize your brony music!I'm planning to expand my collection, but I can't simply have one album for all brony music, it'll be very unorganized when I reach the a few hundred or thousands. Any good ideas?
>>13007571Yeah, in hindsight it sucked way more than I was willing to admit.
>>13007580>>13007580a rope
>>13007580I have no pony music on my hard drive except my own.
>>13007580
>>13007583Vulapa?
>>13007556HA
which pony would you pony
>>13007601nope.
>>13007580I usually file it like this
>>13007544I think it just got caught in her fur anon
>>13007572this is a good idea
>>13007565Thanks man.I enjoyed the Guardian ones, even though it was kinda awkward at some points.Any plans to continue that one?
>>13007609You're not Gypsy, are you?
>>13007457What's so bad about it?
BUTTS
Remember it?
>>13007624I heard somewhere horses have hair not fur
>>13007580>everyponySo much rage inside of me. I want to grab you anon and beat your head into paste and then stick my dick into your neckhole. But I won't. I'm sure the word you meant to use was "everone".Ponychan get your servers up please!
>>13007638Don't even know who that is.
>>13007647ew doodoo comes from thereand babies
>>13007618n-no, not like that!
>>13007647I like that little gap that Dash has
>>13007648Yes. I even remember that filename! But why do you bring that up now?
http://i.imgur.com/7kCeARe.jpg>not drinking your pony's favourite drink with her
>>13007648>how not to be a popular drawfag in MLPG.jpg
>>13007648>filenameLK wrote that? Namefield's anon
>>13007659Let's cut the chase, who are you?
>>13007668>you will never visit equestria and discover pone are the size of houses
>>13007634Depends. I'd be a little surprised if I never wrote another chapter of it, but I don't have definite plans at the moment. Too many other things to work on.
>>13007648LK wrote this?I respect the guy even more. I do not want sex him for he is too cool for sex.
>>13007682Write a guide, if you're so knowledgeable.
>>13007688
>>13007686I save picture with the same filename sometime, so I'm not that guy.
>>13007698Okie dokie
>>13007680>implying her favorite drink isn't the one with her name plastered on it
>>13007712props for having the balls to admit it after bitching for half a thread, don't see that ever
>>13007682It sounds like more of a guide of how to not gain infamyYou will regardless, but unjustifiably so
>>13007668
>>13007692>you will never live in rarity's cavernous vagina
>>13007726Does it taste like her
>>13007647Why do ponies have butts?
>>13007682
>>13007746for poopin and sittin
>>13007745No Dash just tastes like sweat and fur
>>13007712Thanks, it's nice having someone reveal themselves like that. I don't know who the fuck you are, though.
>>13007730I try to have at least a little E-HONOUR, anon.
>>13007731Not every drawfag here gains infamy.
>>13007756Will you ever stop attaching that dog to every single post you make?
>>13007745It tastes like her period bloodActually just bland caffeine free cherry soda
>>13007733what will you do if your home gets raided by a stallion's rod
>>13007692> you will never go to an equestria where all the ponies are this little.
>>13007732I miss weaver's Pony Fort series
>>13007775
You could just, I don't know, FLY UP HERE
>>13007776>period blood
>>13007756Mewball, please you and that fucking dog are making it very difficult to like you
>>13007766>I don't know who the fuck you are, though.In all honesty though, that's okay. I'm the faggot that usually starts pone augmentation derails.
>>13007780i am the dentataotherwise ride it out. tiny beings kissing and suckling dicks the size of them is kind of a thing of mine
>>13007732>forgotton
>>13007788Me too, it looked like it was going to be really entertaining, but it never really took offI still can't believe how fucking hardcore those ponies were
>>13007803>tfw no PTI this week>or next week
>>13007790You know doge is funny in moderation. It was funny at fist, but now it's getting old.
>>13007796>>13007775gomen
PONY JUST BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TOOK YOUR SNORKEL
>>13007833what snorkel
>>13007833That's weird, I don't even own a snorkel.
>>13007833Was it my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel?
>>13007833I can't even swim
>>13007830Ok now I loathe you. I never done this before but I'm just going to filter you.
Maybe ponk quest will continue tonight.
>>13007846pony only has one nostril
Pony bent your squeegee
>>13007851>I can't even swim
>>13007795I'd bet you drink it regardless
>>13007858Oh, man. I hate it when I'm right.
>>13007857Okay.I'm going to sleep now.
>>13007775>>13007775Are you not entertained?
>>13007863i still have no idea what they were laughing about in that scene
>>13007857
>>13007865I really wouldn't
>>13007906>>13007906They were giddy with excitement
>>13007906Excited giggles.You can laugh at more then just jokes.
>>13007773Yeah, some are chill and do more or less what's written in the screencap.
>>13007906They're giggling because they know that Shining Armor and Cadence are gonna fuck. Those pones are very immature.
>>13007916Draw Luna running against a glass door please
>>13007927Yes worstpone? What can I do for you?
>>13007856You didn't even filter nachoes, and now you want to filter mewball?
>>13007906they were laughing at your knowledge of the show
I'M FILLED WITH WANDERLUST
rarity is a very resilient pony
>>13007936Everypony in equestria is immature
>>13007928They are the ones I look up to. They may not be popular but I get the sense they are genuine good poeple.
>>13007927what kind of filename is that
>>13007965Show would have been funnier if they didn't drag every 'joke' over such a long time imo.
Did you ever keep a secret, anon?A big secret. Not just Sally wearing white panties to school, but a big, serious secret. Something hard on the soul and rough on the heart. Did you ever take care of something like that?A big ugly monster, truth is... Truth is an angel, an angel of death. It may do good, it may do bad. It may save thousands yet kill the right man. But lies? Those are harmless, lies didn't kill as many people as truth. I would rather tell a child a lie rather than tell them we're all dead.But, it doesn't matter, really. Whatever secret you carry, it ain't as big as mine, you know. Nothing's as big as mine.And that's why I'll bring forward the [Light].That's why I'll make it all right.I'm breaking out of here tonight.
>>13007856Thank's for the update! :^)
>>13007927Look, Twilight, I've already said I'm going to support you and our baby as best I can, try to have a little faith, huh?
>>13007951It's easy to ignore nachoes just as it was easy to ignore Ross.
>>13007969You are not me, and yet you posted that. Sir, I do believe you may in fact be my friend of African descent.
>>13007977Yes, because even under the veil of anonymity, they don't turn into assholes.
>>13007992Did you kill anyone anon? If not, take a seat.
>>13007969 (You)>>13008006 (You)why
Why is she she so helpful?
>>13008039(You) beefed that.
>>13008047no (u)
>>13008047 (You)No I didn't.
>>13008039What? You don't want to help best pony recover from trauma and, ultimately, become more than she was?
>>13008006Why is there not an augmentation tag on derpibooru
>>13008039For a minute I thought that was me, god damnit anon
>>130079278======D
>>13008045That pony must really like PB sandwiches
>>13008033Inaction sometimes kills people, anon.
>>13008064I wish I knew.
>>13008045She's the element of generosity.
LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE
>>13008039>(You)I do hope you're rusing.>>13008064Action is the first step to fixing that, anon.
>>13008074i'd gibe pony a BJ sandwich
>>13000000
>>13007927
>>13008074Pony love sandwiches of any kind
>>13008082HERE IN BAIN'S BURG
>>13008076Really? Well that's more than one person I killed.
>>13008074pincess bitch getting fucked by two guys underneath and on top of her?
>>13008079oh wait i found ithttp://derpiboo.ru/tags/augmentedits not all there though
>>13008092That sandwich looks really goodI'm jealous of pony
You know, I've got this massive library of pony images that I've saved over the years because I liked them so much, yet I've never even looked through them other than to find one to post hereI can't bring myself to delete them but what's the point?
>>13008092I want to sandwich with Rainbow.
>>13008089>BJ>JB>JailbaitI hate you anon.
>>13008092I'd make that pony a sandwich any time
>>13008107If someone's not taking action soon, we might as well all be dead.
>>13008131you know what BJ means, nerd
>>13008115most of that is really retarded, but I love this one
>>13008126Post a dropbox. I'll take them.
>>13008135But that's her job.
>>13008135Pony needs it
>>13008148waitis that supposed to be a seaponyit is isn't it
>>13008131>tfw jailbait is in stasis
>>13008006>augfashion>not real augs, just lots of sheer material and plates to give the look of augsFucking disgusting
>>13008161Seapony made herself legsOr somethingIts cute, I don't really care about anything else
>>13008176>that is the fashion of the future
>>13008148That's Nitori
>>13008176Would you rather she looked like this?
>>13008148>>13008178It's a touhou character. The kappa. Nitori, that was her name.
>>13008185>2hoosI have never understood
>>13008156one sandwich coming right up
>>13008187FOE can choke on a thousand chodes as well
>>13008202You better make it good
Horse wants you to swallow his coke.
>>13008206On this, we are agreed.
>>13008198You can say "xir"▒░░░░▒░░░░░░▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓░▓█▒▓░░▓▓▓▓▓▒░░░▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒▓█▓▒▒░░▓▒▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒▓▒▓▒░░▒▒▒▒░░░██▓░▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▓▓▒░░░▒░░░▒▓█▒▒░░▒█▓███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒█▒░░░▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▓▓█▓▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░▒▒▒░░▓█▓█▒░░▒▒░░░░▒░░░▒░░▒▒░▒▒▒▒░▒░░░░█████░░░▒▒░░░░▒░░░▒▒░░░░░░▒░▒░░░▒▓▓▓▓░▒▒░░░▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒░░░░▓███▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒░░░▓█▓██▓█▓▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒░░░░▒░░░░░░▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▒░▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒▒▒▒▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒░▒▒▒░
>>13008212Mustard or mayo?
>>13008233Wander pls
>>13008214Coke is very bad for you, pony should be drinking water, or apples.
>>13008233EVERYTHING
what draw?trying to find new sketching methods so this might take a while
Are sandwiches good for gains?
>>13008264Celestia, Luna, and Twilight in lab coats, doing Science.
>>13008264Goopony Lyra eveloping BonBon in a jovial hug. BonBon is most grumpy over the idea of being stuck inside Lyra, again.
>>13008266>aj with an orange in her drink
>>13008264Mail ponies
If you don't try to hold your breath, exposure to space for half a minute or so is unlikely to produce permanent injury. Holding your breath is likely to damage your lungs, something scuba divers have to watch out for when ascending, and you'll have eardrum trouble if your Eustachian tubes are badly plugged up, but theory predicts -- and animal experiments confirm -- that otherwise, exposure to vacuum causes no immediate injury. You do not explode. Your blood does not boil. You do not freeze. You do not instantly lose consciousness.You do not explode and your blood does not boil because of the containing effect of your skin and circulatory system. You do not instantly freeze because, although the space environment is typically very cold, heat does not transfer away from a body quickly. Loss of consciousness occurs only after the body has depleted the supply of oxygen in the blood. If your skin is exposed to direct sunlight without any protection from its intense ultraviolet radiation, you can get a very bad sunburn.
>>13008266Yes but not as good as oats, that's why pony is so stronk!
>>13008266aw shucks Rainbow Dash, i have no clue! My regimen consists completely of apples.
>>13008126>bored one day, decide to finally get around to organizing my pony folder that I've had for the past 2.5 years>13 GB
>>13008264Chrysalis drinking a can of coke.
>>13008278>Goopony Lyra
>>13008290I remember when this picture was new>RARITY CONFIRMED FOR NMM>LEL RARIFAGS SO STOPID XD
>>13008290Source?
>>13008264Whatever you draw include some tailbows
>>13008290SweetI'm sure it wouldn't feel very good though
>>13008276This.Bonus points for random tesla coils n shit.
>>13008280>RD's is blue, AJ's is orangeIt would be funny if they didn't even notice how they'd chosen the drinks with the same color as them.
>>13008290Just don't open your eyes.Opening your eyes could result in some nasty evaporation.
>>13008303Don't try to hide your shame behind /v/ talk, Anon
>>13008246Voilà~
>>13008202>you will never make dash a sandwich>she will never tear into it>she will never barely give you a thanks for your efforts, as she continues eating away
>>13008300>Why aren't you rubbing my belly?
>>13008321It's beautiful
>>13008307source: fuckin' science n' shit yo
>>13008320>shameshambe about what? Being right?
>>13008290If mario can space, so can ponies.
>>13008321I don't like artifacts on my sandwich
>>13008307http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/970603.html
>>13008328*schlurp* *shluck*
>>13008321>>13008336>you will never have Rainbow Dash and her hummingbird metabolism eat you out of house and home
http://i.imgur.com/AgQiLlS.jpgSomeone needs to draw this with Trixie or Rarara
>>13008321Nice accents.
>>13008357>She will never eat you
>>13008358>hands
>>13008358o-oh my~
>>13008347Thanks.
>>13008357But pony doesn't really eat that much
When are you going to switch to quantum, MLPG?The revolution comes very soon. The technological singularity is neigh.
>>13008357>you will never have Rainbow Dash and her hummingbird metabolism eat you out
>>13008339That nigga Mario just don't give a fuck.>Basically the same-a game, but in-a space!But Mario, how will you even bre->I don'ta gotta explain-a shit!
>>13008357>Rainbow Dash will never drink your nectar
>>13008355unf
>>13008357>hummingbird metabolismTwilight told her that and she took it the wrong way
>>13008383>"Is that a fur suit"
>>13008379What's that?
>>13008364*digest*
>>13008383He had magic from the space princess
>>13006149> EscapeAbout that ...
>>13008383Thats a shitty excuse marioat least Scrooge is rich enough to plausabily buy the laws of physics so he can breath in space
>>13008156> you will never make a woman look that harried yet elated
>>13008402>magic>ain't gotta splain shitthat explains it
>>13008412He had that little star buddy
>>13008358they don't normally wear clothes
>>13008290There's been one case where an astronaut in training inside a vacuum simulation room had an issue where his soon sprung a tiny leak. He lost consciousness almost immediately. It wasn't even as strong a vacuum as space.
*squelching intensifies*
>>13008397>You will never feel a leg rub over in satisfaction as you are trapped inside
>>13008412They actually explain it in a cutscene in the new Ducktales remaster. Gyro invented "oxygen taffy" that lets you breathe in space after you chew it.
>>13008434*slap slap slap**shlck shlck shlICK*
>>13008412This nigga jumps off of a planet, to a neighboring planet LIKE IT AIN'T NOTHIN. Shit is wreckless.
>>13008404Are you saying it's time to abandon thread?
>>13008434Man, that brings me back> that first horse beast video posted with winking mares> thinking "aw shit this is gonna be so gross, gonna be able to cite some fat sweaty neckbeard diving into a dirty horse vag and make fun of MLPG for fapping to it FOR REAL"> video begins> that wet sucking noise> instant bonerGoddamn you all, MLPG.
>>13008427>At NASA's Manned Spacecraft Center (now renamed Johnson Space Center) we had a test subject accidentally exposed to a near vacuum (less than 1 psi) in an incident involving a leaking space suit in a vacuum chamber back in '65. He remained conscious for about 14 seconds, which is about the time it takes for O2 deprived blood to go from the lungs to the brain. The suit probably did not reach a hard vacuum, and we began repressurizing the chamber within 15 seconds. The subject regained consciousness at around 15,000 feet equivalent altitude. The subject later reported that he could feel and hear the air leaking out, and his last conscious memory was of the water on his tongue beginning to boil.What, like that?
>>13008448Well, if you think this a bad placeMaybe it's time to open a book like Sea at the end of the Lane
>>13008434>>13008445guys pls
>>13008463Looks like LamiaDid someone edit out a dick?
>>13008460It's "The Ocean at the End of the Lane," and thank you for the ringing endorsement, Anon.
>>13008453is space an absolute vaccum?
>>13008476You want some, huh?too bad you won't get any because you're waifu a shit
>>13008476Why did you even make these recordings, Twilight?
>>13008434>>13008445*digest*
fart faaart faaaaaaart
>>13008481NoHe made a version with vag, though.
Total Slave!
>>13008483As close as possible really
>>13008504HOT MONKEY DICK
>>13008504
>>13008492fat faat faaaaaaat
>>13008485
>>13008509no, Donkey dick
>>13008396http://youtu.be/PqSgmCg1kew
>>13008504You thinkie Pinkie Pie would ever blow Eyore? You know, as a little pick me up.
>>13008515Donkeys have about as much stamina as horses.Monkey>Donkey
>>13008504Poor Pinkie. She must be freed from the oppressive chains of donkey lust
>>13008487>I didn't know everyone would hear them!
>>13008504>Darf will never write a fic about the must disgusting donk to ever ponk ponk
>>13008532but which one is she a total slave for?which one is more aesthetically appealing? (to the Pinkie)the answer to both is donkey cocks
>>13008542it's not CREEPY!
>>13008542>tfw no Twilight horse squelching remix
>>13008542You uploaded all of them to vocaroo, Twilight.Every single one.Even some of your own.
>>13008542How do you feel about everyone hearing them? It's okay if you like it. I can help you make another 'album'...
>>13008483There's like, a hydrogen atom per cubic meter or something. And interstellar, intergalactic moreso, is even more empty.
>>13008530sloppily.Eeyore would complain about the mess
>>13008542Well, what were they even doing in the outgoing stack?
>>13008544Did Pinkie Pie ever suck those hundred dicks?
>>13008588YesIt ended in vomit and rape
>>13008542Are you a doing a collaboration with Applejack on Anal Sex the OST 2 ?
>>13008453yeah, like that.Note, that's 14 seconds from the beginning of the leak, not the moment it reached a hard vacuum. Also note that the saliva in his mouth boiled, as would the fluid in his lungs, his gut, etc. Hemorrhaging would cause your blood to boil too, but yeah, you'd be dead by then anyway.
>>13008588yesProbably more, actually. Some stallions came back for seconds/thirdsIt was pretty hot
Here we see the horsefuckers in their natural habitat, preparing for their daily mating ritual. See how they each jockey for position, hear the cacophony of greentexts as they decide what will be the subject of the erotic discussion of the hour. Each anon hopes he will be chosen amongst the group, and proudly displays his fetishes as a display of dominance. The first to make the others fully erect will decide the topic. Let's watch...
>>13008582i'm starting to think that "0" doesn't exist
Which pony likes gryphon sex the ost?
>>13008606If you didn't hold your breath.You would be absolutely okay if you took a spacewalk with a mask, an oxygen tank and a bunch of hot coffee in a thermos. You could go on for hours like that, assuming you'll keep yourself in the shadow.
WHAT THE FUCK HASBRO?
>>13008278eh, i guess i'm too tired to properly experiment. hope you like it anyway.
>>13008576>>13008579>Anal Sex the OST Part II: The Winkening
>>13008586>PP: Oh Eeyore, you were really backed up! Did you like it?>Eeyore: Thanks for noticing me.
>>13008648what's the coffee for?
>>13008653[unf intensifies]
>>13008649Rarara's final form
>>13008665Into the trash it goes
>>13008666To keep warm after longer periods of time.Also, some air-tight goggles would be nice to prevent blidness
>>13008663>he doesn't even notice the blowjob>he just keeps talking during the act, trying to have a normal conversation
>>13008529Holy shit, what a beauty.
>>13008653Neat
>>13008616Dash
>>13008649>more hints about Rarity becoming a princess
>>13008653Niiicccce
>>13008648I think I've read about this happening in SS13
>>13008649I NEED IT!
>>13008653Yes perfect, now I will never have to ask for it again.Thanks a bundle. Very cute.
>>130086532cute
>>13008711>SS13Only that SS13 space is nothing like real life space. The coders are too retarded to realize that.
>>13008665Perfect. Now, to post it on /v/ and hope people stop posting it.
>>13008665That is hilarious.
>>13008648>If you didn't hold your breathAll your gases in your body will decompress in a vacuum whether you want them too or not, whether it's the gases in your lungs or the gases in your gut. The reason they say don't hold your breath is so that you don't explosively decompress, and end up injuring your larynx.>hot cup of coffeeA hot cup of coffee exposed to a vacuum would very quickly boil off.
>>13008665Hahaha, oh wow./pol/ would love that one.
disaster averted
>>13008665should I know who this is
>>13008751If you shove a plug up your ass and have a good mask, there would be no real explosive decompressionalso, >not being a spess mahreen so you can drink coffee through your ear
>>13008766Where so? The Penn thing? Wait until it gets posted on /v/ and /pol/.
>>13008665Perhaps the trashman meme will go away and I can actually like him for the things he does/did.
>>13008724If you want it that bad, I'll send you mine when I get it.I don't ask for much in return...Just an image of her between your boobs. Clothed is fine.
>>13008665i dont get it
What if pony ate to much.
>>13008782>not knowing who Penn and Teller areThis world disgusts me more and more each day
>>13008787something else. i beefed it big time, but luckily nobody saw it.
>>13008808atomic diarrhea
>>13008753>>>/pol/19243405
It already happened>>>/pol/19243405oh wow
>>13008782>>13008614>>13008649>>13008665You?
>>13008798
The surgeon is ready.
>>13008786if you have a mask and a plug up your ass, it would only make the decompression worseThere's a reason astronauts where spacesuits, and not scuba suits.
>>13008808Dresses wouldn't fit
sex with Rainbow Dash
>>13008820To be fair, they're both awful and I wish I wasn't aware of them.
>>13008793y-yeahm-maybe I could do that
>>13008839holy shit, buckle up everypony
What should I get for 30 bucksDark Souls or Payday 2
I ENJOY VARIOUS ACTIVITES
>>13008866xieril can tell you how good it isbut use protection
>>13008856I guess I'm a pooI guess wrapping your chest in a tight corset wouldn't work huh
>>13008822Way to draw attention to it! You're lucky I'm not curious.
sex with ugly pony
>>13008841
I DON'T LIKE VARIOUS THING
>>13008884>using>money
>>13008884I prefer Dark Souls
>>13008881>>13008839>>13008840Remember that time when we went to /pol/?
>>13008908Sorry I'm not Slowmo Rodriguez
>>13008822>>13008902I am not a good detective.
>>13008901fuck you she has an ass of gold
>>13008529
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRXoLpUn7uMWhy was I not made aware of this AWESOME shit?
I PREFER CERTAIN THINGS OVER OTHER THINGS
>>13008940
>>13008893
>>13008839>>>/pol/19244483>Jason ThiessenhuhI didn't even know about this stupid meme until now
Pony is all dolled up
>>13008940>you will never be a qntm3.14pc>you will never have Celestia rub against you sexually
>>13008946Renard is shit
>>13008968Pony is already pretty as she is
>>13008884Payday 2 if you've got a crew of friends to run jobs withDark Souls if you know how to play video games and don't rage too hard
>>13008973>qntm3.14pc
>>13008968If nobody's told that pony they think she's pretty...I do.
>>13008978
>>13008924I do, don't have any caps of it sadly
>>13008993hey nanaki
Now entering a PONE ZONE============================================================================
>>13008975I like his pony OC
>>13008968I really think she could be a knock out if she wanted to.
>>13008988I can't even find it archived. Aaah, truly a great loss.
>>13008997Hey faggotlord
i don't really have a problem with MLP since it's a kids show, it's the adult fans i dislike. but why do they put references like this in that only adults will get? is this for parents who watch with their children or are they actually intentionally catering to degenerate 'bronies'?
>>13009004It's not even a ponyit's a furry
>>13009004>black and red>not actually that badUh. I guess white does wonders.
>>13008985>quantum 3.14 personal computerain't that hard to figure out broseph
>>13008982Thank you kindly
>>13009028No, that's DEFINITELY a pony.
>>13008924>black suit>red tie
>>13009027/pol/ pls
>>13009028>furry markings>looks like a fox
>>13009057>4 hooved legs>cutie mark>mlp logo parodied
>>13009065I'm so glad I got a physical copy of thatso gud
>>13008973>>you will never have Celestia rub against you sexually
>>13009034I like how the black isn't dark-as-my-soul black, but a "light" black.
>>13009089Twilight please, you must be responsible now that you're a princessyou have to rub against her first~
>>13009083So this is a pony too?
>>13009112No, it's an abomination
>>13009108>Celestias face when Twilight "accidentally" brushes against her ass
>>13009065I don't like that kind of music.I actually don't like much music, but I like "fun" stuff. A mash up/remix of sonic and sean paul is fun.
>>13009105You're slowly getting back to "mah nigga" status.
>>13009065>good musicI'll show you good music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVlAIECkHps
IF THE NINETH PONY ATE THE SUN
>>13009127>Twilight buries her face in Celestia's ass>Celestia keeps reading her morning newspaper without even noticing
>>13009152>she looks unimpressed>but on the inside she can barely contain herself
>>13009174Years of being a politician makes you good at being a professional lair.
mid-day beb
>>13009190>professional lairI'd nestle inside of Celestia if you know what I mean.
>>13009174>Celestia keeps sipping her morning coffee as Twilight busily slurps on her marejuice>Twilight stops for a little to see if Celestia is unimpressed or something>Celestia just nonchalantly nods towards her to continue
LET'S DO SOME CRIMES, MAN!
>>13009217P-Please stop, You're giving me an uncomfortable sensation in my trousers
>>13009269Why are you wearing trousers, Fluttershy?
>>13009264NSA plz
>>13009269don't worry, you'll become a princess too, soon enough
>>13009283It's her fetish
>>13009289I really hope that's an impressive episode.
>>13009264YEAH MAN I'M ABOUT TO BOMB THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING WE'RE GONNA ROCK IT YEAAAAAAAHHHH
>>13009264Lyra please
>>13009300>she was shy>then shes not she>she become a shy princess
>>13008820S-sorry.I just didn't recognize the name by itself. I've heard of them before as Penn & Teller, and I know what they do, but I've never seen their show or anything.
>>13009343You're missing out.
>>13009324>Twilight Sparkle is a book princess>Rainbow Dash is a fast princess>Rarity is a dress princess>Pinkie Pie is a party princess>Applejack is a apple princess
>>13009384>Applejack manages feeding the nation and ending world hunger
>>13009343I've seen their show in Vegas, they are really funny.Bullshit! is easily available on youtube. I especially like their video on the stupidity that is gun control.
>>13009398>Discord gets bored and makes apples nutritionally worthless>mass starvation
>>13009398>Applejack saves the world>Rainbow Dash kills hurricanes>Rarity dresses the poor>Pinkie bakes easy and resource-efficient food to treat those in need>Fluttershy takes care of selective breeding and distribution of animals>Twilight bitches about the kids and the weather while taking oxytocin
>"When can I get out of this stupid outfit?"
>>13009384>dress princess
>>13009457Just a couple more minutes should do it.
>>13009453PRINCESSESSNO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG
>>13009450Nah, he'd turn them into pastries or asparagus
>>13009476I'd like to see a modded EU3 game where the European countries are replaced with pony kingdoms.
>>13008952just fucking leave, holy shitfucking neo-MLPG
>>13009489what if he turned all the apples into oranges?this is some serious shit
>>13009470>no wingsNot a princess
>>13009529What if he turned apples into pineapples?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZfBrNtbP2cWould you climb 1768 feet on an incredibly narrow tower to get to pone?
>>13009541>pineapplejack
>>13009535
>>13008873But it's a such a shitty toyYou could do much better for a pic of a toy in between your tits.
>>13009541Then he'd better do it with a FF6 Kefka WOOP WOOP WOOP evil laugh, just to overact about doing something extremely mundane and annoying with his power
>>13009541What if he then turned all the pineapples... into Jack'O Daniel's?
>>13009529orange you glad that didnt happen
>>13008798Can't teach the ignorant
>>13009612
>>13009542>1768 feet up in the airThat video is terrifying
Ponychan please fucking leave.
>>13009573Rarity is important
>>13009542>I thought YOU BROUGHT THE WRENCHActually pretty funny
>>13009542As an acrophobic: It would depend entirely on the pone, and how good my safety system was.
>>13009653Keep on watching.there is no safety system.
>>13009641WRONGRarity is BEST PONY
>>13009661>no safety systemThen it'd better be Celestia or Twilight or I'm not going up there.
>>13009661Russian roulette with five rounds then.I dare you.
>>13009681>TwilightI hope you fall.
>>13009694>not wanting me to save the most potent defense Equestria has against invasiondo you have brain problems, anon
>>13009678Of the main 6 yes
>>13009719>most potent defense>Mary Sue 2 and 3 easily beat her (by that I mean I Can Dance and Shining Surfer)
>>13009719>Implying you can stop the smooze.
>>13009719>implyingAnyone can use the big crown thingy if they have magic. Twilight is unneeded.
>>13009641Can I borrow your tits so I can get free pony merch?
>>13009732No, no, in general.I bet you're thinking of some pretty pink pony princess with no character, but that's wrong.
>>13009542If I climb up the ladder, will the song from MGS3 play?
>>13009765No, but they can play it on your funeral
>>13009470>Oh darling, do you need help emptying your swollen testicles?
>>13009781>ulp ulp ulp
>>13009753No, if they haveFRIENDSHIP
>>13009765>mfw I played the song over the video>it synced up perfectly
Rarity isn't a slut.There is no evidence that she is.
i want to put penis in horse
Rarity is my favorite slut.
>>13009827Did Sunset Shimmer have FRIENDSHIP?
>>13009849
>>13009839that twitching...
I want to talk with horse.She seems like a nice horse.
>>13009837>PYHD
>>13009748There is one way to stop the Smooze.One rite so fell and terrible that none who attempt it should ever return whole.But it must be done to save this world.
>>13009876She's just been waving for so long
>>13009542For my waifu, maybe. I only have to go up, not down again, yes?The second I'd look down I'd shit my pants.
>>13009879
>>13009837I'm sorry you must be mistakenall the ponies are nubile pansexual sluts who are open to every orientation and sexual fetish
>>13009882>flirting makes you a slut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZAxLqJkzAI've never been so motivated to draw
>>13009903it certainly doesn't hurt
>>13009476
>>13009911But it doesn't make good evidence either.
>>13009896FUCK YOUAND FUCK YOUR HOOVES
>>13009956
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me9rxgjLWfMAutism is stronk!
>>13009906i feel it toothis might be one of the things that do that
>>13009865Sunset Shimmer didn't have friendship; she was too autistic to make friends then got butthurt
>>13009987>may or may not fit into canon
>>13009966would you a tiny pony's hooves?
>>13009995That's not what he's asking, he's asking you to make the connection between SS using the crown and no frens
>>13009885
>>13009995So why did she use the crown?
>>13009966her hooves in the first panel look nothing like her hooves in the second
>>13009987>literally stabbed him with an axe
>>13009987>anything I don't like is autism
