Real estate values in Ponyville are hard to gauge. The lots near the apple carts are always worth something, but you definitely don't want to be near Sugar Cube Corner unless you like being up all night listening to Pinkie. I think Fluttershy got her outskirts cottage dirt cheap.Old horse: >>12968379
FLICK PINKIE'S CLITMAKE HER LEGS SHAKE
Littlepip is a very sexy human
Does Zecora count as an illegal immigrant?
>implying anyone ever discusses the topic
Met a nice cute nerdy girl at the library today.Tripped and landed face first in the kids isle where they keep the toys, didn't see the little truck.She laughed.
>a philophile deserves respect
>>12972591The regular property damage from the insanity the main 6 bring with them probably drives insurance through the roof
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>>12972623That's nice, was her name Bon Bon?
>>12972612>grinding meal for doughThat doesn't sound like APPLES
>>12972612Why would she ever try and dress up ferrets? aren't they super aggressive and would just rip the clothes apart?
>>12972623>spaghetti "jokes"Are you actually serious?
>>12972618ill take a pony gryphon
>>12972514why aren't there pictures of two or more headed ponies? Can we get a circus pony with two heads or something like that?I've seen snake ponies, bat ponies, sea ponies, shark ponies, food ponies, plane ponies, giraffe ponies, wereponies, pony ponies, human ponies, and all kinds of freaky little ponies. But I have yet to see siamese twin ponies.Someone get on that. draw them making out.
>>12972644Its for the apple pies.
>Anon will never ask Pinkie to squirt on his face
>>12972666Where do you think you are satan?
>>12972644Try as she might, Applejack has not yet perfected the apple crust apple pie.>>12972659It's Fluttershy, they understand.
>>12972674Circus freak ponies you say?
>>12972666
>>12972693
>>12972682>Pinkie will never misinterpret the squirting to mean a good soak with a seltzer bottle
>>12972683>>12972697I thought we hated overused and unfunny "jokes"?
>>12972666Where the fuck do you think you are?
Would you go to Pinkie Pies prolapse party?
>>12972693nah, that ones gross. I want something fappable like the twins in Big Fish, not crooked trees style weird.
>>12972708
>>12972711Get your hivemind bullshit out of my face
>>12972708>pegasus>no forelegswhat's the disability here I don't see it
>>12972711>we
>>12972711>we>we hatedHate whatever you want. Christ.
>>12972721>>she's coming out
>>12972731
>>12972711>wePlease
>>12972721>those legsWhat the fuck
>>12972731FALSE
>>12972623Did you draw that
>>12972737No grabby hooves. It's like being born without hands,
What if Scootaloo and Dash Duet in S4?
>>12972708>no forelegsmust be top tier love material
>>12972623How would you comfort her? She look like she is in pain.
>>12972767Dash has an okay singing voice, but scoot's is weak
>>12972765It would like being born without hands when you already had nimble tentacles growing from your shoulderblades.
>>12972721>prolapseWhy
>>12972739>>12972735>>12972741>>12972750So 90% of the fandom's "jokes" like 20% cooler and shit like that are suddenly fine?
>>12972782>Unfber
>>12972775I'd help her stand up, brush her off and give her some encouraging words, and maybe a nice warm hug if she really needed it.
>>12972787>fingerwings>nearly as useful as grabby hooves
>>12972731>deltoid>horse deltoid has more of a trapeze shape
>>12972781>okay
>>12972781Actually I remember hearing that her VA is actually a pretty decent singer and that they just had to sing that talent show poorly on purpose.There was an alleged tape of that song they sang performed well as opposed to comically horrible that we never got to hear.
>>12972762I wouldn't update my personal blog without a drawing>>12972792Come on man I was just having some fun please don't get angry.
>>12972805That is nice of you and she would love that, anon.
>>12972745AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12972792truly euphoric man*tips fedora*
>>12972792>I don't like thing>us elitists at MLPG must not like thing as well!
>>12972792Calm down. If you don't like them, fine.But don't put words into the mouth of a goddamn informal group.
>>12972820AJ has a much better one, but her's is nice
>>12972823He being an asshole or just being a moron. Ignore it.>>12972781I would think that as well. Her singing past were left to desire.
>>12972817>>12972828Is there somewhere I can go to get all of these? They're just so useful.
Why didn't you guys tell me that Nezumi made another horse comic?http://e621.net/pool/show/2911
>>12972820>thousands>diamonds
>>12972674I got some anon. It's not much but it's something.
>>12972865but they're the same VA
>>12972823GOOD MAN
>>12972821Even in babs seed, her voice was not up to the same level as Applebloom and Sweetie Belle
>>12972683http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKYsLQ-98A
>>12972880It was on Nezumi's page, you should have seen it yourself.
>>12972865And it took her what, 4 seasons, for her to actually sing something good rather than counting numbers?
>>12972823>>12972854>>12972857Then why do people bitch at these "jokes" yet praise the same shit here?
>>12972674Would you be merged into a siamese pone with your waifu?
>>12972894Ah, I couldn't really tell since it was in harmony
>>12972881I still don't get why people always point out that verseIf anything it's Ingram's (or whoever writes the lyrics) fault.
>>12972874>tfw we hate Apple
>>12972899Because we're allowed to dislike some jokes and like others
>>12972899Filtered ;)
Would you a pretty traditional unicorn?
>>12972899You act like we're all one person
>>12972901Yes. No questions. I would.
>>12972890I know, and that's the weird thing to me.
>>12972906I think Ingram said that he just does the music and sometimes just works with the writers for the lyrics
>>12972899But no one is fucking praising anything2/10 made me reply
>>12972918>that bun
>>12972918Without hesitation.
>>12972906The writers write the lyrics.
Saints row 4 is suprisingly fun. much better than 3.
>>12972898her supporting moments in other songs are very nice.
>>12972918Those are very long horns...
>>12972901That is a strange boner you're giving me anon. I think I'd say yes to that.
Hey guys! Any requests?
>>12972923So who's your waifu?
>>12972898is that saine gray art
>>12972948something really lewd involving fluttershy
>>12972918I'd pet and groom them.
>>12972948Octavia cum inflation
>>12972948>butt "jokes"Are you actually serious?
>>12972948Pony licking pony's horn.
>>12972918traditional unicorns are goats.
>>12972948>That filename.RARITY WITH A TRANSPARENT BUTT!
>>12972918> those ears> that hairAt this point I'm not even angry their tails look like lion tails
>>12972950...Luna
chubby butts
>>12972968Are YOU actually serious?
>>12972944Just think of what it would feel like, sharing a body like that. Everything she felt, you'd feel. Every twitch, every stroke, every whisper of breath across sensitive flesh...
>>12972975awdnajkdnanlfsd
>>12972961They do need a lot of grooming
>>12972906megahn writes some of the songs, its horrifying to hear
>>12972975Feels like I won the lottery.
>>12972906What >>12972928 >>12972938 said, but I usually do it as a joke whenever someone brings up Dash's singing
For that Anon who wondered what Demon Pony Shimmer would look like https://derpibooru.org/385382?
>>12972918No beards = no deal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCPxXW_9qIThis is still one of the best songs in the show imo>>12972948Chickenbutt going full sanic
>>12972975I like where this is going.
>>12972222 http://imgur.com/URqrC7G
>>12972978>Those ears.They are the elves of horses.
>>12972979Are you sure her personality wouldn't engulf and consume your own, leaving you as little more than a passenger in the back of her mind?
>>12972969That sounds fun. Which ponies?
KRAFT DURCH FREUNDFREUNDSCHAFT MACHT FREIPFERD HEIL
>>12972991anon you better start either writing or drawing this so I can finish. Don't give me a sudden fetish for being conjoined with my waifu and then leave me hanging. My god anon keep going!
>>12973008You're starting up again, Pinkie...
>>12973019I leave that up to you.
>>12973016>luna>personalityhahahaha
>>12972997>yfw Starswirl is a Traditional Unicorn.>He isn't exactly immortal, they just live for a long ass time.
>rape "jokes"Are you actually serious?
>>12973011No, elf ears aren't that dumb.
>>12973037>meme "jokes"Are you actually serious?
>>12973036>as long as alicorns, come to think of it
>>12972948Goopony lyra enveloping BonBon in a jovial hug. BonBon is most displeased with the notion of being stuck inside of lyra, again.
>>12973008If she looks willing and we're in this position with her on her back...
>>12972939Oh, good. Amazon's being a little reticent on tracking. I want to know if it'll be released on X-Day, but noooo
>>12973016well the question was Siamese twin, not a full melding together so I don't see how that would happen. But she can be the dominate half if she wants.
>>12973008
>>12973049>Never thought of it like that.>Must have been an afterthought by the creators.>They never were ones to talk about details.
>>12973037Rape jokes are fine when executed in a way that does not trivialize rapeDark humor can be made about anything with trivializing the subject matter, it just takes skill and tactUnfortunately tumblr's anti-culture division has a zero tolerance policy, even for jokes that demonize rape
>>12973036>current unicorns came from Traditional Unicorns>their use of magic for mundane daily tasks and chores made them lose their magic capacities over time
>>12972638>implying he asked for her nameStraight for the pussy brah
>>12973028oh god why does this happen every time I start spoilertexting.At first she'd introduce you to the collection of toys she kept under the bed, slowly and carefully easing you into the concept of having such a sensitive passage between your legs...
>>12972975This is exactly how I felt the first time I dipped honeyed fingers in a woman's mouthJesusJESUS
>>12973080LET ME KISS YOU JESUS
>>12973008Now its our turn to find out what she tastes like
>>12973041But they are about the same on the asshole level.Normal horses are assholes, no doubt.Traditional Unicorns are giggaHitler assholes.
>>12972693>dat little armTOP LEL
Anyone have the rest of these?
>>12973104So wait. Hitler is the standard unit of measurement for assholery?
>>12973100>fur and sweat?
>>12973081>ponies as a whole have been devolving>policies of pacifism and friendship have eliminated the need for cunning, strength, and magical power>current princesses actually represent what used to be the dominant breed
>>12972623What would you do to comfort a crying Twilight, MLPG?
>>12973097>"It's okay dear.">"Next time, you can ride me a little.">"But try not to scream as much..."
>>12973008Unf. Unfer than the greatest unfs. Ask her if she wants the D.
>>12973131select your pistol, and then select your horse.
>>12973006But it's just WWU
>>12973124It goes from Hitlers to Metric Jews.
>>12973089>no one will ever write about this>no one will ever draw this kind of thing> with all the specific fetish threads on /mlp/ there will never be one like this.
>>1297315811/10 literally lol'd out loud
w-where did you guys get these pictures?
>>12973171fuck off ea
>>12973187Internet.
>>12973187dash was hiding in the closet with a camera pinkie.
>>12973169After talking about it, the two of you agree to broaden your horizons. Toys are one thing, other ponies are something else entirely, and your shared shaft has been rather neglected recently...
>>12973006>imoMe too. It feels a lot like the entire show condensed into one song.
>>12973171fuck on ea
>>12973008That fucking hand is awful, I couldn't tell what it was for a minute
FAP > *GIYC > *
>>12973153Daniel Ingram really isn't that great. Most of the songs sound like they could be made with an SNES soundboard and sometimes they just miss the mark completely. He's put on a pedestal because he's "the" song guy but I wonder what could have been.
>MLPG spots a contributor on his day job.http://i.imgur.com/1FkIpGO.gif
>>12973206someone please draw me a two headed luna.
the fuck my fucking cat just almost fucking killed me
>>12973215>>12973197
>>12973254William > ingramBGM > vocals.
>>12973230>i give harsh critique to someone who does a quick sketch for fun to bring enjoyment to the threadyou are fucking awful
>>12973269cat.
>Fluttershy is baby sitting the CMC again>Things go much more smoothly this time and they all have a great time>She tucks them in bed and gives Scootaloo a gently kiss on the forehead>"Good night, Scootaloo" >She gives Applebloom a gentle kiss on the forehead>"Good night Applebloom">She gives Sweetie Belle a gentle kiss on the forehead>"Ow, my eye!"
>>12973290yes my fucking cat, the thing with whiskers
>>12973292
>>12973288>I eat any shit that's thrown to me fas long as it has sex in it
>>12973302and cats are spiteful assholes. thus, cat.
>>12973302That's why you don't fuck your cat
>>12973292That's actually really funny
>>12973292Why did it take me so long to get it?
>>12973326I don't get it, because she had to kiss below the horn?
>>12973326you skimmed
>>12973315Screw you cats are the greatest creatures in the world, they're goddamn beautiful and adorable. You don't fuck with cats, cats are fucking the bees knees.
>>12972693>>12972708>>12972731>>12972745I need the story of Pinkie meeting with these ponies.Fuck it, I need the main six meeting these ponies as they follow Pinkie!You know Dash would love to talk to Pinhead
>>12973288Sorry I have standards
>>12973326you are an obese american
>>12973262After finding yourselves an appropriate dress, she helps you put on a bit of makeup. Not much, neither of you are whores, but enough to highlight your looks. After that? You call for a carriage and head off to the entertainment district...
>>12973286Oh I love Willaims, his BGM in this scene was wonderful.
>>12973362Well yes but I don't see what that has to do with it.
>>12972745>>12972745>Pin Head.Seems like an alright guy!
>tfw no teen spike on rarity vore
>>12973315>>12973316I'm sitting here watching netflix at 1 AM because I can't sleep and I thought I heard something, so I left my room and he had knocked the hair dryer to the floor and somehow turned it on high. It was also pushed up against the wood paneling on the bathtub and was starting to burn it a little. If I had gone to bed I would have woken up in an inferno if I hadn't already suffocated in my sleep.
>>12973391saine pls
>>12973377All right guy? Heck I bet hers the life of the part!A real cool dude! A real hell raiser!
>>12973377We have such parties to show you!
>>12973391>SPIKE WANT
What if Fluttershy like REALLY loves animals?
>>12973401clearly, your cat wants you to die.
>>12973418>nom
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.
>>12973401He's just trying to send you to Equestria
>>12973367continue
>>12973401Also why the fuck was your hair dryer left plugged in you assfaggot
>>12973418Ponies are animals
>>12973418but anon, bestiality is bad mmkay?
>>12973374>>12973374>>12973374>>12973374
>>12973411now would rarity just roll with it?
>>12973418What if Fluttershy x Bambi?
>>12973459Why should we care?
>>12973468Fluttershy wouldn't have let it happen
>>12973459>we're a small time circlejerkWe got soulWe got communityNo honky ass brony white boy got shit on the real equestriaThis here's P-Ville niggasOriginal PoneWord out
>>12973459Who cares?
>>12973459thanks
>>12973491>>12973474stop
>>12973483Ewww, they're kissing!
>>12973419>>12973433clearly>>12973446I don't use one, it's my mother's.In any case who is going to assume their cat just might kill them in their sleep by burning down their house with a hair dryer in the middle of the night?
>>12973418I'm an animal
>>12973459>complains about circle jerk>tripcode
>>12973258i don't get it
>>12973418like discovery channel?
>>12973483Twitterpation. It happens when you least expect it.>tfw a disney movie was trying to explain hormones and sex to children without spelling it out
>>12973465hell noshe'll be fighting the entire wayheartburn, perhaps, kicking and screaming as she slides down his esophagus, slowly realizing what's happening to herby then it's too late
Is it time for night thread?
>>12973459>NBS
>>12973546Night time is the right time.
>>12973546NOW
http://makerlove.com/Free-3D-Sex-Toys/page15/index.htmlAre you ready, MLPG?To get...MOTHERLY?
>>12973540now as for the buildup, would spike just barge in and start noshing? Or would this be a spike that grew naturally, tried to win her heart and then got bitter with rejection before deciding that "If i an't have her, nobody can!"
>>12973566>bananas>not ice cubes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVA8kQzNhl4Would you be SB's homie all up in dis shizzle, droppin mad rhymes and earning your cutie markizzles?
>>12973483http://tyrranux.deviantart.com/art/You-re-the-Father-5-277622589?You'd be surprised.I find this hot for some odd reason.
>>12973566
>>12973580Post a screencap. I ain't got time to plug in no URLs.
>>12973592I don't get it.
>>12973592Why not both!
>>12973597What is Sweetie Belle's rapper name?White Noise
>>12973590I expect a buildup similar to Secret of My Excess, only starting with a more adolescent Spike. Confidence turns to arrogance, turns to anger, turns to SPIKE WANT
>>12973621Once upon a time mlpg was fascinated with masturbation techniques, two of which were jerking off with a banana peel and shoving ice cubes up your rectum.
>>12973590Alternatively, they are kissing and then spike goes crazy for more.
>>12973621MLPG sticks ice cubes up their butt for pleasure
>>12973618Someone 3D printed this into a dildo.
>>12973650I remember someone actually drew a banana pony last summer.
>>12973566are those Fluttershy eggs?
>>12973655It's not that bad.
>>12973650I thought the bannana was just for being a poor man's dildo.Oh wow.
>>12973650the second can cause rectal frostbitewhich isn't a good thing at all
>>12973668
>>12973441You can hear the other ponies whispering behind your back, you can feel their eyes watching your every movement, but your other half is basking in the attention. There's a vague stirring in your loins as you pass the stallion at the door of her favorite club, and you know it wasn't from YOUR fantasies...
>>12973670No, Fluttershy is selling her hoof clippings as an aphrodisiac.
So nay intresting news?
>>12973674It feels like Celestia
>>12973692What happened to her eyes?
>>12973650i remember watching someone do the ice cube thing
>>12973684That was extremely fast.The pony is cute though.
>>12973623I actually laughed
>>12973597Would Sweetie Belle pop a molly and sweat?
ok MLPG you can go to EquestriaBut you will never walk again. Deal?
>>12973684Ring ring ring ring ring ringbanana pone!
>>12973680>rectal frostbite
>>12973711It helps having my folders sorted. Mostly.
NBS is about to post here, prepare your filters and reports
>>12973710It feels amazing.
>>12973720Does this mean I get wings
>>12973739meh, he's the op of the epic troll thread.
>>12973731She really need to be ripen.
>>12973720>never walk again>OC is a pegasusHA HA, TIME FOR PONIES
>>12973731What a cute pone.Would keep her on my counter to she ripened.
>>12973746>>12973751No you are just a crippled human
>>12973750Just give her time.
>>12973642How aware would rarity be of this whole thing.Does he just shock her suddenly or does she start to see it coming too late?
>>12973751>having an OC
>>12973758
>>12973758Ha ha, time for wheelchairs and hover-charms.Because we know they've at least got wheelchairs.
>>12973763>that questionI know her coat felt waxy, but I would cuddle her, nonetheless.
>>12973739He's just a sad little cripple. Pay him no mind.
>>12973687this is my fantasy anon.
Would you care for Derpy even if she wasn't very bright?
you know what to do
>>12973758Wait, I have to be rch?Fuck that shit, I don't need to be some attention whore.
>>12973540On one hand favorite fetishOn the other favorite ponyI don't know if I'll be able to fap to that...
>>12973814Of course. I'd give her a warm bed and a solid roof.
>>12973814Sure. Is she housebroken?
>>12973720>Run/backflip everywhere>Waifu DashProblem solved.
>>12973814Well yeah sure. She seems nice and everyone deserves a good home.I mean, how dumb could she possibly be?
>>12973776but are you going to finish revolutionquest?this is important
>>12973814Of course
>>12973814Especially if she wasn't very bright
>>12973757What would you do to Ponana after she was ripened?
>>12973776
>>12973836Eventually, when I sober up.Note that this may be a long time, considering how much I've killed my liver in the past weeks.
>>12973854don't respond.report and filter
>>12973814What would I do with an ugly AND dumb pony?
>>12973814She's just a little scatterbrained, anyway. There's nothing wrong with her being flighty.
>>12973794Beware of banana puns, though.
>>12973776>http://pastebin.com/hfkvFvXy
>>12973852Fuck her skin while thinking off Celestia
>>12973836>>12973854Fuck off, we were doing so well
>>12973852Fulfill her destiny and put her in a banana split
>>12973814Of course! I would give her a home. Its ain't cheap, however, and she has to pay it in cuddles and mane petting.
Which pony is best for casual sexual rubbing while snuggling in public places?
>>12973814A pretty pony deserves a good home.
>>12973817I don't understand why that should be a problem.Most people seem overjoyed to have their favorite pony do their favorite fetish.
>>12973883Gloomy
>>12973844Her butt kills you and your house
>>12973052http://i.imgur.com/XZoYzuX.png
>>12973861well hurry upI want to know how it ends
>>12973875i wish 4chan had hellbans
>>12973814I'd love to help her get back on her feet.
>>12973892Yeah...see this isn't exactly a happy ending fetish. Unless she's saved at the end I don't know if I can fap to it...
>>12973845>Especially if she wasn't very brightThe hell is that supposed to mean?If it was a smart pony like Twilight you'd just leave them in the rain?
>>12973896Go slow.She deserves it.KISS HER
>>12973869Ponana seem a bit fruity, but it seem nice to have someone as tarty as her.
>>12973896HAHA, TIME FOR BABBIES!
>>12973896>http://i.imgur.com/XZoYzuX.png
>>12973896Now, the moment of truth. All at once, or gently?
>>12973883Pinkie easily.Rarity if she's feeling 'adventurous'
>>12973896J-J-J-fuck her
>>12973896How did we end up fucking the worst pone
>>12973896FINALLY. I've had the boner for 3 days now.
>>12973922Just be sure to keep your fruits separated. She doesn't take kindly to competition.
>>12973896TIME TO END THE SESSION FOR THE NIGHT
>>12973939Probably see a doctor about that.
>>12973937but that's not your waifu
>>12973939You've had a boner for three days?Maybe you should call your doctor. He'll probably want to check out the porn!
>>12973918Well I'd ask her why she's just sitting there in the rainIf she was so smart she'd find shelter
>>12973953That wouldn't be a problem. They would just go in the fridge, away from that cute pony's sight.
>>12973776As a fellow shitposter, you give us all a bad name.
>>12973916Do it anywaysIf you need a happy end, try this: Spike realizes what he's done and values his love for her over her body. He finds a way to heave her back out in a timely fashion.
>>12973960Fuck you, my waifu is not worstpone.
>>12973953I love this little pone.Reminds me when we used to do cute things with objects.
>>12973896>pony will never call you "big guy"
We forgot to feed the pony before leaving on vacations!
>>12974022>pony will never call you "stud"
>>12974032
>>12974032That's what we hired the house keeper for you dingus!
>>12974022>tfw your gf does
>>12974032Party group missing you Dooks.
>>12974005Well I thought of that but really it's up to whoever will write it. I hope he makes a good end...
>>12974016
>>12974016Weirdest part was when people who you'd never expect to lurk here decided to chip in.
>>12974032Pony is smart. Pony knows where the food is.
>>12974022>All the ponies call you big guy>Its not sexual or anything, you're just simply the tallest so everyone knows you as the big guy
>>12974032OH GODSHE'S GONNA EAT EVERYTHING ELSE
>>12974032OH FUCK!
>>12974067>>12974068Is she going to be okay?What do you have in your kitchen right now?
>>12974053If you want, we can write it together.
>>12974032>not bringing pony on vacationYou don't even consider them part of the family!
>>12974016That was a nice week for her.>>12974032There is a food dispenser, you know. I assume the pony know how it works.
>>12974046"Don't worry Mr. Anon, I know everything about ponies.">>12974051Ping me on skype
>>12974079All of the potato chips!
>>12974090You ping me.
>>12974090>forgot the picture#CARNEASADA
>>12974083>me>writingAnon I'm faltered but I couldn't write a good sentence to save my life. I suck at this too much. Sorry.
>>12974109>#CARNEASADA
>>12974079All I have in the kitchen is a fridge full of food ponies... they're all gonna be gobbled!
>>12974109Worst case scenario, minor property damage. Or the pony eats the keeper, which does save money on paying the keeper.
So if you had control over the show and had to make an episode with Weird Al how would you do it?
Would you pone sit your favorite pone?
>>12974120I started like that too. It's really fun when you take the plunge.But I'll understand if you don't want to.
>>12974032Just put them in the NeoLodge. It's 140 neopoints for 28 days if you put them in the cheapest room.
>>12974153http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
>>12974123>that image
>>12974153A GOOD musical this time
>>12974153I'd have weird all be poniacci and just do the pinkie micro as an episode.
>>12974067>>12974068WHAT IF SHE GOES BOTHER ALL THE NEIGHBORS?
>>12974165yes
>>12974120> I'm faltered> falteredUh
>>12974153Polka player form the old country who embarrasses Applejack and gets stalked by Pinkie.
>>12974108How can I ping you about it if I don't know who you are?
>>12974198SEEI'M SORRYI CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHTI'M A FAILURE
>>12974195IF SHE GOES BOTHER ALL THE NEIGHBORS THEN THEY WILL KNOW
>>12974219Guess.
>>12974134SHE'S GONNA DRINK ALL THE COKE PONIES AND EAT ALL THE FRUIT PONIES AND THEN THROW UP IN THE TOILET PONY!
>>12974232AND SHE'LL LEAVE THE DOOR UNLOCKED WHEN SHE LEAVES
>>12974195THEY BETTER NOT LAY A SINGLE FINGER ON HER OR I'LL WRECK THEIR SHIT
>>12974243Come on I don't want to bring this here, just send me a message on skype you butt
I think everyone needs to calm down
>>12974153Al is Rarity's uncle that she doesn't exactly like. It's also Sweetie's favorite uncle in the world.So Al has to stay with Rarity for a week since he lost his house or something.So the episode is all about Rarity trying to work because she has an important job to do while Sweetie and Al try to help her ruining everything of course. Also during the episode Pinkie tries continuously to meet him but constantly misses him. She catapults herself trough the wall but just misses him, appears from random boxes just after he left and Rarity is trying to calm herself and stuff like that.
I added Sunset Satan to the size chart from the last thread. She really isn't that tall; definitely under 7 feet.
>>12974195>>12974259do you guys always have to post not pony stuff every time you post?
>>12972969Boop.
>>12974259>>12974195>"Bob, we need to talk. Your god damn pony came into my yard and knocked over the garbage cans, scattering garbage all over my yard!"
>>12973800sorry for the delay, reality demanded attention.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDcaJgv0ST4The music in the club is just loud enough to drown out the conversations of those around you, but even still you can tell that your entry's caused quite the stir. Your partner takes the lead in most every conversation you get drawn into, explaining that the circumstances of your 'condition' were no accident, and you're both quite happy like this. After several such conversations, and a few drinks, your conversations start taking on a more lewd bent. Before long, you find yourselves sneaking into the back alley with an attractive mare and her coltfriend...
>>12974275How tall are the EqG?
>>12974287oh my~
>>12974287just fix Pinkie's eye a bit and this would be perfect
>>12974275>She really isn't that tall; definitely under 7 feet.That is still tall, anon.>>12974287Pinkie really knows how to use her tongue.
What does each ponies' horse vag smell like?
>>12974153Polka the whole episode, some sad, slow/minor parts while other sections are speedy/major. That's up to Wierd Al to write though.
>>12974285I don't knowis this pony stuff?
>>12974287Can tongues do that?
>>12974260Ok I'll ping you.
>>12974285Well, that .gif kind of expressed the situation if a pone went to bother the neighbors, specially Pinkie.If you have a .gif of pony Pinkie nuzzling a human be my guest!
>>12974308You're right, I need to make more Dash gifs
>>12974303Their respective colours
>>12974275Again i really want to see what sunset shimmer would like like had she gotten the power that she wanted in pony form.She has a horn and a wing so she would obviously be an alicorn. Hell with those leathery bat wings she's be a bat pony alicorn. i really wante to see it happen.
>>12974123>>12974182Damn it, now my morbid curiosity has the best of me. Someone link the source image; I need to experience its full horror before I go to sleep.
>>12974232>neighbors are cool with pony>she likes them better>forgets about you
Hey, MLPG...Is it alright if I sleep here, just for one night? Please. I've had a hard day, and I could really use a friend right now.
>>12974295Like 6'5Really, really tall.
>>12974244>toilet ponyplease. No one draw this. I don't think I'd be able to take it if this were an actual thing.
>>12974287#whoa
>>12974290you're the best anon.
>>12974334Register on tumblr and make friends don't come here again pony.
>>12974295>Too short for human pony>Too tall for pony ponyThere is no place for me
>>12974335That's only an inch taller than me...
>>12974301How so?
>>12974287unf
>>12974334I'm pretty confident out resident computer doesn't like you, at all.No I don't think it would work out, the Cakes might take you in.
>>12974334But what happen to your other friends? Didn't you buddy up with those 2 dumbos?
>>12974275I think its probably a safer bet to compare her to Celestia and Luna, and assume that they're average to tall adults
>>12974347Yes and?You're really tall.
>>12974356> LeakingIt's been a while, butMy first girlfriend, JesusI was a running tap
>>12974335Why does everyone keep saying the EG girls are so tall? I haven't seen any indication that they're over 6 feet.
>>12974335>6'5"I bet those shoes give them like an extra foot in heightth-there's no way they can be that tall
>>12974335Wait so you're combining that with the candy cane chart?
>>12974354Proportionally her eye seems pretty small compared to her head and the lines are a bit wiggly, particularly the iris/pupil area
>>12974406Okay thanks, I'll work on it after I finish my sandwich.
>>12974400Not him but im 6"2" without shoes.
>>12974387I think they came up with some dipshit math based on how tall Celestia is over the average female in Equestria (something like 15% to 20% taller than adult women) and how the girls seemed to be roughly equal height.
>>12974400What's wrong?
>>12974426Are you a 14-17 year old girl, anon?
>>12974400Dash looks pretty cute in those Fluttershy themed ears
>>12974431I-I'm only 5'8"In my defense I'm a bit taller than most guys where I livealso that rd is so unf
>>12974334>mlpg is perfect place to make friends
>>12974431that artist makes great personhorses
>>12974458Is it wrong if I think Obama looks a hell of a lot like Gus? It's distracting.
This fandom sucks with height estimates.>assuming that everything in equestria is the same size it is on earth>getting implausible sizes>realizing that the artists do not pay attention to this stuff and do not attempt any consistent sense of scale
I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
>>12974344I'm just happy to help, anon.The four of you barely manage to stay off each other until you're out of the club, and when you get into the alleyway? She flips her dress out of the way just in time for you to mount her, driving that dripping shaft of yours into her cunt. Meanwhile, your better half's horn lights up as she peels your own dress aside, making way for that glorious example of stallion-kind to mount you...
>>12974474>You'll never blow Fluttershy's mind with naughty things like oral and anal
>>12974491
>>12974460Yeah. Some say it's pseudo anime or whatever, but I think they're great.
>>12974431>>12974460is there more?
>>12974487My old headcanon is that their planet is actually giant and they are only "little" in comparison to it.
>>12974451>Your waifu is this big>"C'mon, Anon. I'm tired. Lets snuggle.">You get in bed>The climb in after you>Ten tons of big pony on top of you>Pony promptly falls asleep
>>12974345>>12974359>>12974458Please? Its cold out here, and its a long ways till the next house. You can have some of my candy cane.
>>12974502A big part of the appeal is the hair
>>12974497>because she's already done them>most ponies have>their dicks are actually bigger than human dongs and better at pleasuring mare vaginas
>>12974502>strap slipping down her shoulderu-unf
>>12974509
>>12974497>She knows all about regular sex from being around animals all the time>When ever you start discussing anything other than that she gets extra shy
>>12974511You can have a sweaterI just can not handle a guest tonight.
>>12974530mewball_in_equestria.png
What if pones were dancing frogs?https://images.4channel.org/f/src/Michigan%20J%20Frog.swf
>>12974503Some more.
So what do you think is a sport that ponies could actually be competitive at vs. humans?No magic allowed
kiss the pony
>the pank was finally breachedi can sleep happy now
>>12974530BIGGER
>>12974458I've met two of my best friends through Mlpg
>>12974521>tfw ponies can't have embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions because they don't care
>>12974511Are you feeling lonely anon?
>>12974554>Dash>Raidersget out.
>>12974509>curl up in crook of pony's arm>best sleep you ever had
>>12974551And the princesses don't seem diminutive either.
>>12974554Chess
>>12974558okay
>>12974570I just needed a good sports picture, my football opinion is far worse than that.
>>12974552thank you ma'am may I have another
MLPG I need cute ponies. I just found out something that makes me want to cry. Please.
>>12974576I told scootaloo to go fuck herself.
Pony is several times smarter than you and only lives the simple life because they know grand civilization causes more suffering than it's worth
>>12974586
>>12974551Also this chart makes even more sense since the Arabian horses would be the same size in the show like they are in the real world
>>12974565rarity was embarrassed when they let spike in when they were getting dressed. Rarity might be a special case, she's already weird for a pony since she spends her time making clothes that most ponies dont wear.
>>12974576I wish the lower part of the full image was drawn a little better
>>12974591She took that literally.
>>12974593no. ponies have small brains. just look at how much space their eyes take up
>>12974598That butt is probably impossible soft.
>>12974593You know, that might be the deepest thing I've ever read in these threads.
>>12974586Hey anon, maybe I could be your girlfriend for tonight.Celestia will never know.
>>12974583Jut look up the artist. it's in the file nae
>>12974598Isn't that tail too long?
>>12974617
>>12974610>crows have puny brains>as smart as chimps
>>12974621>pony catgirlSurprise unf
>>12974563
>>12974620
>>12974593Magic eliminated the need for most of mankind's mechanical ingenuity.That's why we don't see guns, plane's etc. They're unnecessary in the world of ponies.
>>12974620DR FREEZE IS DEAD AND YOU WANT WHATGET FUCKED NMM. FUCK YOU
>>12974628consider for a moment just how dexterous pone tails are.
>>12974628Yeah it isJR makes a lot of mistakes like that which could be fixed if he'd get off his high horse
>>12974621g-gosh she's cute
>>12974640Lightman pls
>>12974563which year?
>>12974499Why the fuck would you use that card like that
>>12974643Consider for a moment how small they are in the show.
>>12974621Jesus Christ I want to knock up that mostly humanized pony person
Post your secrets.
anon wanted me to finish this?
You know, wings are just modified legsSo ponies, griffons, and changelings all have six legged ancestors. Ponies are weird because 2/3s of the population loses their wings before they're even born.>earth ponies and unicorns all have spots near their shoulders where the nerves for the wings are>the bone is reduced to a lump of cartilage>it's one of the most sensitive spots on their entire body
>>12974683Use a harder brush
>>12974683the ass was too big
>>12974673I stopped writing something because of a tripfag e-stalking me.
>>12974673Pony your secrets.
>>12974673I'd hug and love my least favorite pony
>>12974683>soft brushlooks bad and is easymode
>you will never slap pony across the face for being a disgusting little piece of shit
>>12974702is time
Hey anon, you look lonely. Want a winghug?
>>12974711So what's on the boner agenda for tonight?
>>12974684If race wasn't seemingly determined by genetic lottery you'd think the Pegasi would be super paranoid about keeping their race going.
>>12974717Who is Nyx?
>>12974642;_;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VfVTWGwLFoRIP in Peace
>>12974720i hope pantyanon has a session tonight
>>12974712what the fuck is that in her eye?
>>12974683the ass was fat
>>12974717Who is Lauren Faust?
>>12974717Can'tdance.
>>129746622010? At least one of them was 2010.>>12974301Hopefully this is better.
>>12974720I've been fetishtexting about anon being conjoined with their waifu.
>>12974710That's monstrous abuse and I would gladly take pony far, far away from you.
>>12974673You're my biggest secret, mlpg
>>12974717Candence Shining armorseriously, they ruined the showwhat was their fucking purpose in the show
>>12974745>2010thought so
>>12974301>>12974745Forgot the image.
>>12974721It's probably some crazy random gene shit where some suppress others, so all the ponies have the DNA for other races.it's why earth ponies can produce pegasi and unicorns.
>>12974753One leads the royal guard. The other is the Princess of the Crystal Empire.
>>12974056
>>12974621oh my god what a cutie
>>12974673i actually like thing
>>12974732mountain of brony skulls
>>12974502dammit i thought that was a penis hanging from sweater and got excited
>>12974752>tfw this is actually truepony will always be my deepest secret
>>12974056...I would.
>>12974683Looks like PointblankfluffpistolIs it supposed to?I like it, finish it
>>12974762Hey that's betterI'm no artist but for some reason the eyelid thing works a lot better for Twilight than it does for Pinkie. Like it's easier to tell that Twilight's lids are there.
>>12974673I fapped to most of the food poniesI don't regret it but fuck if I don't get slightly disgusted/aroused when I eat pizza or drink coke
>>12974673I like being popular. Numbers and notes validate me.
>>12974767What the fuck happens when a Pegasi (or a unicorn for that matter) is born to a different race? How the fuck do they learn magic or how to fly.
>>12974800Go for aroused, anon. It's what I do.
>>12974791Would you bite Celestia's wings.
>>12974673there are several people in mlpg that I want dead, or at least to stop posting here and the sub
>>12974673I'm becoming less and less attracted to women
>>12974812Shipped off to the other ponies.
>>12974791> Twilight just eetin feathersI wonder if she likes Kentucky Fried Celestia
>>12974822If she wanted me to.
>>12974799I should probably make the line thicker or something at the top maybe. It usually comes out better when it's inked just because black is heavier. I'll keep that in mind in my sketches.
>>12974673I've masturbated like five times today and still found no relief.The only vague relief comes from that old story about Fluttershy performing fertility rites in an old flagged-stone circle, gasping as Anon breeds her.
>>12974820Gross anon. I bet you cum in your food and eat it too don't you?
>>12974673I wish people stop being better than me.
>>12974828I could have sworn the version of this picture I saw didn't explicitly say "HAREM" on the key.
>>12974849I would if food was pone
Which 2 ponies would be drift compatible?
>>12974848take a shower
>>12974849That's disgusting. And no, I don't.I just like the idea of making pizza pone feel needed by nibbling on her tail and mane.
>>12974689>>12974708athghh>>12974789i guessi really like his stuff
>>12974848LINK
>>12974684>six legged poneAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12974673i blame myself for everything bad that happened for me or others even though i factually know this isn't true.
>>12973920>>12973929http://i.imgur.com/fszj218.jpg
>>12974862Rarity and Fluttershy.
>>12974673I'm chronically depressed and close to losing my mind.
>>12974861oh lord that look of satisfaction on rarity
>>12974861why the fuck isn't there adiamond dogs/sex slave/mind break/whatever rarity fapfic/comic yet?
>>12974873DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANON?
>>12974823well I want you dead too asshole. I put one card face down. Make your move, or hover over and reveal your fate.
>>12974879hilt, HILT
>>12974873what?
>>12974862Twilight and Shinning armorAJ and Big mac
>>12974870Prepare for UNFShttp://arch.413chan.net/mlp3546691.html
>>12974673i have given up on my life and no longer try to get ahead with anything, but i'm too afraid to tell my family and friends about it
thought for the day: belief and thought are incompatible.
>>12974873>six legged>not eight legged
yowhoever's uploading these pinkiequest pictures to derpiboorucould you like wait til i compile themcause now the version with the backwards dick is up and unfixed and it's also already out of order
>>12974879Pinkie is loose as fuck
>>12974869Me tooits weirdly done but there's something really appealing about itLooking forward to your stuff
>>12974898I tap rarity's ass for white mana and play this.
>>12974673Rose gives out bad advice
>>12974879
>>12974759To be fair the first one I met in 2010 still posts here.
>>12974910>Prepare for UNFSI can't even find it.
>>12974865I DID.http://www.pachasoap.com/purchase--pacha-soap.html#!/~/product/category=3684059&id=15614750>>12974861It's pretty bad considering I just keep cumming and cumming and only feel more horned up.Fuck this stack, really
>>12974931Loki lived the dream man, he got to be the slutty mare.
>>12974931i hope we get to see Celestia and Luna fight Hati and Skoll.
>>12974951many of the 2010 people are still around but the thread itself is a shadow of it's former self
>>12974873Aw come on, Anon. Are you sure you wouldn't still love your hexapedal waifu?
>>12974673I haven't eaten in 4 days
>>12974940
>>12974958http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3546691.html#3548284Alternately, CTRL+S "druid" and you'll see the first few postsIt goes on for a bit
>>12974673I'm barely 18 but have been here for years.
>>12974980that's not good
>>12974976I blame the transition from /co/ to /mlp/. It brought along a lot of unwarranted negativity and hatefags
>>12974673I am actually smoking right nowbut I told my family and friends that I quit smokingand I really shouldn't be smoking right nowQuitting smokes is the hardest thing everHow do I quit smoking?
Good Night.
>>12974980you should go correct that, anon.
>>12974673I wish I can help my troubled friend on Skype
>>12975001Never start
>>12975001get addicted to something harder like crack or meth.
>>12974879FUCK THE PINK HORSE GENTLY OR HARD IF SHE WANTS ITMAYBE JUST LET HER STAY ON YOUR DICK A WHILE
>>12974894Because Rarity doesn't know enslaving spells anon.I guess she could make a deal with Twilight. She enslaves rover and his friends and Rarity let's her use one as her fucktoy whenever she pleases.
>>12975001step 1: realize that you smell like a dead hooker's tits.step 2: get addicted to caffeine instead
>>12975001Cold turkeyNicotine patches/gum
>>12974999yeahbecause of that, most of the time, I actually wish I would stop coming herebut I made a promise that I would draw for you guys and god damn it I will
>>12975022i meant rarity as the slave
>>12974673There's at least one guy here who'd punch me in the face if he ever met me in real-life.
>>12974673I've used my trip in the piss.
>>12974999this is the major thing that happened. it took a while to completely infect the thread, but MLPG completely decayed beyond recognition during the second hiatus
Why has it turned out that Tara Strong was in almost every show I loved as a kid?
>>12975001Get a e-cig. At least you won't get tar in your lungs or smell like death
>>12975047
>>12974673There is one guy I'd punch if I ever met him in real life.
>>12975054because she got around
>>12974980
>>12975059More often than I have here, too.
>>12975031that's the spirit.who are you?
>>12975074ROSS
>>12975040I know that. But I like my idea more.
>>12975009You can't help them if they're ignoring/avoiding you
>>12975054Because kids are almost always terrible voice actors and women can sound like prepubescent boys.
>>12975076fluttershy swallowed my cell phone! I told her not to hold it in her mouth!
>>12975084It wouldnt be a secret if I told you, would it?besides I said this with a name on before
>>12975074Same here.
>>12975050>>12974999>>12974976There is a reason this is posted often. He may have been a bit of a twat, but he's still right about what happen
>>12975045>>12975074This is awkward
>>12974894it's implied.part of the problem is we can't get behind brutal and over-the-top masculine dogs as we can brutal and over-the-top masculine stallions.
>>12975001Champix has worked for my brother and father
>>12974999Honestly I really don't care about the move at all. I barely browsed /co/ back then. I still am as happy and positive as I was back then.
>>12974999the collaborative and communal nature of MLPG is what actually tipped the scales when i thought about starting to draw, because i wanted to be a part of it. i caught the last flickers of the flame and then it was gone.
>>12975121>There is a reason this is posted often.because you keep posting it
>>12975101We were pretty friendly with each when we first met. Now it's a struggle to stay friends.
>>12975121MLPG is like an alliance of nations who wouldn't get along unless they had an enemy.we're in a cold war among ourselves right now
>>12975121Well Dash isn't wrong either
>>12975108Uh oh here it comes
>>12975189This shit isn't going anywhere. Yes it'll shrink but I guarantee that in 20 years people will still be planning trips to Bronycon.
>>12974673i feel like i'm never going to be happy no matter what I doI feel like no matter how much i practice art i'll never be satisfied or even goodI like most of my internet friends more than anyone i know in real life, but I enjoy going outside and i want to go on teenage adventuresI wish something amazing or fantastical would happen to make life less mundane. i hate how boring everything or I ammost nights i kinda just want to die, but it's not like im going to kill myself or anything
>>12975211Makes me wonder if I should potty train my little ponies
Should I take another request or play something before bed? I kind of want to draw more but drawing is work.
>>12975188More like open rebellion.With sleeper cells from other nations under orders to sew further dissent under the guise of acting in our best interests.
>>12974673I fap to nanaki fursona
>>12975101i don't know if we're talking about the same person, but i'm trying too.i wish i knew what was going through his head, but it's very unhealthy.unless he's talking to different people now.
>>12975230Are you me?
>>12975232at least then you wont have to change the newspaper
>>12975143The lack of Friend Off this hiatus mae it apparent.I'm surprised people even bother drawing for here considering the passive aggressive atmosphere .
>>12975249No they go in the lawn
>>12975253you can ignore the passive aggressive atmosphere easily unless you are a writer.
>>12975238
>>12975253God we haven't done anything even vaguely Friend Off-ish in decades.
>>12975143>joining fandoms that are just dying and people always reminisce about better times unknown to youIt keeps happening, I'm cursed
>>12974673i leave most of the porn i draw unfinished because i end up fapping halfway through
>>12975273>unless you are a writertruth.rtf
>>12974959>stackWell no wonder
pony needs a combing
>>12975273this is suffering.now i have to invent my OWN excuses to avoid working on my actual projects.
>>12975239I think we are but I don't think he is that kind of person. Does he have a bad memory?
>>12975292I'm gonna need more than a comb to tame that
>>12975279What about the art challenge Nobby did?
>>12975280Same here
>>12974959>stackIf it's any consolation, I'd be happy to suck you off until you stopped.
>>12975292You can either have a manejob from Celestia or Rarity. Which one?
>>12975281That's why I quit writing. All I was writing was porn and nothing ever got finished.
>>12975318Celestia. No contest.
>>12975273because you don't do jack shit
>>12975230>I feel like no matter how much i practice art i'll never be satisfied or even goodThat's the whole point. Sounds like it's making you miserable.
>>12975327it's a vicious circle.
>>12975253i wish i had started drawing earlier. i watched the game from the sidelines and when i became a player the team started to have a permanent shit season
>>12975314But would you swallow all of it?
>>12975327Go fuck yourself right off a bridge, shitlieutenant.
>>12974673I feel very unappreciated everytime I draw for you guys, like I only get one reply when I post something. And it's not even critic, it's just a "Nice work".Or maybe I just don't draw enough.
What if Dash was actually the one who still wet the bed?
>>12975307i haven't talked to him often, so i don't know
>>12975353How is that even a question? Of course I would.
>>12975358after you jerkoff
>>12975253Remember the christmas book project? That was toxic.
>>12975358>shitlieutenantthats a new one
>>12975280they're all full of shit. When you join in or start up any new thing then you get this high that makes life seem great, but when that fades you get all critical of new stuff, and everything that was is painted in nostalgia. It's the old men talking about back in their day, because they can't imagine that things might be better or just the same.And things are better in some ways and just the same in others. Don't let the old men drag you down. Teach them what it's like for the thing to feel new again. Maybe they'll learn and stop getting on my nerves by whining all the time. I actually still have a good time thank you very much fandom.
>>12975365She wouldn't do that would she?I invited her over to spend the night, she'd say something
>>12975364No, the key is just drawing horse penises. Things actually attached to those penises are optional.
>>12975365>Why is it raining in this one spot?
>>12975383After I jerk off? Sure, gimme half an hour.>>12975390I toyed with the idea of feces facist and colon commander, but neither one really worked for me.
>>12975386That prety much killed any chance of a MLPG project being done again. I'm surprised the pin up thing is still being done.
>>12974959What were the things in the stack again? People talk about it all the time but I didn't write it down last time it was listed.
If you woke up as FluttershyWould you try and keep up the act as Fluttershy or would you tell some one?Would you still hit on the other mares?
>>12975397didn't you ever wonder why she sleeps with such thick panties on, even when it's twenty billion degrees out? it's a just-in-case.
>>12975386the book turned out nice, everyone had a good time, but then the shitposting started.suddenly the art dispensers were not allowed to fraternize and speak without permission
>>12975422what happens to fluttershy
>>12975402But I don't even draw porn, and it's hard enough to draw anything lewd with a house full of people.
>>12975416What was so bad about it?
>>12975440She gets to be a tree
>>12975422Am I Rob Schneider?
>>12975422Well I'd probably tell someone right awayIt can only mean that the real Fluttershy is now in my body, living my life. And I wouldn't inflict that on my worse enemy, let alone nice yellow pony
>>12975422I would fly as high as I could and then head straight down towards some very sharp rocks at terminal velocityMaybe I'd reincarnate as a better pony
>>12975448We don't make the rules, man. You're appealing to the wrong authority.
>>12975413>feces facist and colon commanderthey're both good
>>12975422act like her and seduce Dash
>>12975432She just likes them...
>>12975422I'd keep up the act untill I could get aone time with twilight to express my concernsI'm not good with animals the ruse would fall apart quickly.
>>12975416whatever happened to cosine's vidya thing?
>>12975364I get that feeling a lot. Really hurts.
>>12975386People like to blame Lamar and Kraut for this. I strongly disagree. I don't blame anyone involved, but Anon's priapistic hateboner.
>>12975465Yes, but "facist" and "commander" imply a level of control over one's actions that just isn't present in "lieutenant".
>>12975461Well to be honest If I had to "become" one of the ponies it would be her. You could just improve on her character so much.
>>12975453SO FUCKING FUNNY10/10SO HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
>>12975241i wonder how long it'll be before we stop dreaming these stupid teenage dreams...
>>12975486hug me man ;_;
>>12975402
>>12975507taaaaake on meeeee....
>>12975485ded>>12975449the pin up? haven't really heard much of it, but it's apparently not dead yet.
>>12975364I honestly never think to give input beyond what I think of it and maybe a remark about any extremely obvious flaws, I can imagine a lot of other people are like that tooEven then I really only reply to images that REALLY catch my eye, if it makes you feel any better I'll try to give my input on more drawings, whoever-you-are
Goodnight.
>>12975515
>>12975506Oh man I have more if you're in the mood, knock knock
>>12975520I mean the christmas project
>>12975416That project is dead. Everyone keeps to themselves.
>>12975533SB find that Dash picture, I need it
>>12975449the aftermath
>>12975435DINGthis guy gets itartist interaction = circlejerking
>>12975504Your intellect would be severely stunted by her tny pegasus brain. Your wings wouldn't even be useful out of the box. You'd have years of animal stink to wash out.I'd even take being trixie over being her.
I asked earlier but does anyone want my Medal of Honor or Crisis 2 steam keys?
>>12975533>you will never get jackhammered by ponk
>>12975562>tiny pegasus brainthose ponies can comprehend magic, if anything their brains are larger
>>12975538>mlpg in a nutshell>not thisdye
>>12975567post them and let them be claimed
>>12975533When I see this, I see Pinkie Pie wearing jackhammer pants
>>12975578>implying that their magic isn't nanobot based>implying that it requires much effort on their part
>>12975541Really? Then there you go. Yet another project abandoned. If /mlp/ can get their dhit together for that EG VN thing, it's hard to believe that we cant do the same.
>>12975513You stay strong. I don't know how long I'm going to last.
>>12975584I feel like they might just be claimed by anything else that way though. I'll just hold on to them.
>>12975521Thanks, I wish there where more people like you.
>>12975422What if some of her personality is there influencing how you think, like in that Why Am I Pinkie Pie fic. >go up to Twilight>Umm, Twilight I just thought I should tell you..."Spiiiike! Spike, there was some magical anomoly over by the everfree. We're going to go check on it.">...I mean I didn't think it would be right to try to pretend. You see, um. well..."Oh hey Fluttershy. You didn't notice anything up near your cottage did you?">OH, well you see that's what I was trying to say. I'm not actually-"Twilight what's going on? Applejack said there was a monster or something near Everfree. Something about a portal.">umm, well you see..."There you are Dash. I don't know about a monster, but something came through, and whatever it is we're gonna toss it back before it causes any trouble.>Eep.
>>12975601we used to. MLPG was removed from it's natural habitat and is slowly dying.
>>12975617can I have them then?I sorta want them
>>12975521I hope it helps them but it won't affect me. The damage has been done.
Celestia will let you into equestria on one conditionYou must become another species. Humans are too weird looking to have a good time.You can choose anything from the show, sergal faggots you want. Your mind will remain intact.Got it? GoodYou have to romance your favorite pony like this. If you fail to win her heart, you will be changed back and banished to earth
>>12975607You too man, stay strong and don't give up.
>>12975636Crysis 2 Max edition: XMTI7-IMIPV-IIYDDMedal of Honor: 8Y2HL-DRMCC-X5ZWV
>>12975538pfffft
I wish I drew stuff when everyone was doing Friend-off stuff. I tried to join the print project thing but I'm awful at humans. >Implying not awful at ponies.There's that enrichment thing but I missed the sign up for that.
>>12975651I'll be a griffon!
>>12975651>diamond dog>favorite pony is rarityI GOT THIS IN THE BAG
>>12975622That's kind of cute. What would you do if you had to be Fluttershy for an extended period of time?
You made pony cry.
>>12975651i pick a unicorn
>>12975651>unicorn>Twilight SparkleI predict all-you-can-eat spaghetti from both sides of this equation. Is there a time limit?
>>12975651>Dragon>Rarity>No time limit on wooingI'll get that bitch a hoardBitches love hoardsPlus I get to be a dragonbest of both worlds
>>12975691Pony can't cryPony is a robot
>>12975665Glass windows were a really good purchase
>>12975630We would have died anyways regardless.It's the natural cycle of 4chan. Anon exists to destroy, never to create.
>>12975691sorry, pony
>>12975691What did I do to do that?
>>12975651>Canterlot beefycorn>RarityI got this easy
>>12975561
95 days95 more days
>>12975651I pick a draconequus. All of the hot princess booty will be mine in no time.
>>12975651Batpony mare. I will join the lunar guard and woo the princess of the moon with heroic acts. I may not win her over romantically, but I'll capture her heart as a hero at least.also you gave no time limit so I should at least have as long as it takes to carry out my plan, and that might be years in the service.
>>12975665Twilgiht please, I'm trying to sleep stop
>>12975703>go and find the right picture>forget to attach itFucking fuck
>>12975708If pony was a robot could it do this?
>>12975708>Pony is a robotthis is my fetish.
>>12975691That's what you get for being cancer
>>12975691can I hug pony to make her feel better?
>>12975724God I hate that dog
>>12975691Literally how?
aagh
>>12975601A couple tried to keep it lively but then it started to fall apart. There was one instance of drama and afterwards it just died. MSOB tried his best to keep things going.
>>12975660cool beans anon!
>>12975681I'd try to talk myself into going out and seeing the sights of Equestria but I'd get scared or nervous and end up staying at home instead.
>>12975739>tfw no robo-Twilight that still controls her organic body
>>12974673I can't identify with a lot of people here because they have difficulty finding motivation when their work comes up short or fails. When I fail at something, I only want to work harder.Isn't there some part of you that burns when the world tells you you're not good enough? A part that's willing to stake everything on proving it wrong? How can you keep yourself from working your ass off then shoving it in the doubter's faces and saying, 'Fuck you, I AM that good.'?I know what depression is like, I still deal with it. I know what it feels like to sit in front of your computer every weekend doing nothing but lounging for hours on end and then blaming yourself for being lazy but when the next weekend comes around you do it again. I'm terrified of social situations and over-think everything. But who the fuck out there can tell me what I can and cannot do?Sorry if I offended anyone. I'm going to go away now.
Xanax and vodka + pony is really fun
>>12975718>>12975746Probably some weird pony thing that offended her.
>>12975665>nothing therebiggest unf
>>12975724i just replied to another artist>>12975745
>that feel when fanfiction is dead
>>12975757yw, have fun
>>12975724
>>12975745>>12975748use the brush/pen tool nowstop airbrushing/watering
>>12975416>>12975541>>12975601>>12975752My grandmother is dying.
>>12975670you can still join
>>12975733>Sorry, I'll just sit down over here...
>>12975748Work more solidly, you do the blending AFTER you get the broad strokes in. Working on details before you have the foundation is beginner mistake #1.
>>12975762>Isn't there some part of you that burns when the world tells you you're not good enough?No. My father burned that out of me. Figuratively, mind you, but emotional abuse is still abuse.
>>12975762>Isn't there some part of you that burns when the world tells you you're not good enough? A part that's willing to stake everything on proving it wrong? How can you keep yourself from working your ass off then shoving it in the doubter's faces and saying, 'Fuck you, I AM that good.'?yes there was and sometimes it made me draw for 8 hours a day, but it has been gone for a long time
