Why are Twilight and Celestia so immature?Shouldn't they be acting more like real princesses and not play games all the time? Where is the episode about taxes and loans, those are very important things too.Uncouth horse: >>12962473
Luna plsthe last time you tried to seize control of the economy you were banished for a thousand yearsDidn't you learn anything from that experience
Ponies know nothing of running an Empire.one might say that they are barbaric
So mlpg what did I miss to ?
>>12968398
>meet girl>get number>sperg out later when talking to herwelp, time to try againdon't text high, MLPG
>braeburned will never
>>12968379>there will never be an episode where Equestria is under threat from over inflation
>>12968417
>>12968439u-unf
>>12968379Luna is in charge of taxes and loans.
I need tail docks, /mlpg/
>>12968433>brae will never post that video of himself taking his chance
Apparently I don't have a single picture of an angry Luna, what a shame
>>12968331The fun thing about conlangs is the lexicon can be however you wantFor examplev. to laugh ['kɛ-kɛn]keken
>>12968431>texting>not getting her skypeWHAT IS THIS, 2011?
>>12968417alright fine jeez
>>12968431Myabe if you tell her you're high she might be more interested cause she may smoke too? I mean I'm the same way, a secret smoker. Like, really secret.
>>12968433
>>12968047>That one picture with Boxdog and CCC post-bukkakeUNF
>>12968453He gives it to skype friends if you ask nicely
>>12968406If it weren't for unicorn magic, pegasus would've enslaved earth ponies as slaves growing food.
>>12968431way to blow it im sorry
>>12968476bullshit, I have heard of no such thing
>>12968465Can't tell if she's the kinda girl to be heavily against it or notI'd rather not say until she does
>>12968477Why is picture of pony so tiny
>>12968477comic luna is p fuckin goof
>>12968489I was the wrong person for him to show it to
>>12968398You shut your lying mouth anon
>>12968510
>>12968392I request less CMC and Royal Princess related marker titles and more Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, or Applejack related ones.
>>12968477>bowlingHOW
>>12968504Because you're a size queen
>>12968467>tfw always liked characters like Donald, Daffy, and Squidward more than their co-stars
>>12968509mediafire link when
>>12968509You his sister?
>>12968509>implying you even have it>implying it's even realPut up or shut up
>>12968472YOU FORGOT SOMEONE ANON
>>12968510You don't have to defend my wife.
>>12968518Magic
>>12968522that feel
There is a glass of warm, fresh cartoon pony saliva before you.
>>12968518I'd ask if you watch the show but I know you don't
>>12968518shenanigans
>>12968551
>>12968551where did i get that and so much of it?
>>12968551why has pony collected so much drool
show me your dick
>>12968518yahtzeeanon mah boy.How are you?
>>12968563>pony>singularIt was a group effort.
>>12968570
>>12968570in due time
>>12968509i've never actually shared the video via skype so we know you're bullshitting
>>12968456Late reply is late.
>>12968582show me your dick please
>>12968591Luna
>>12968516I actually have more Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy filenames than those and about equal Applejack and Rarity, but I'll try.
>>12968590damage control
>>12968456
>>12968591DYEWTS
>>12968609Luna anon, not Lyra
>>12968609Luna
>>12968570It's a little over 8" long, 5.75" around, white and cut
>>12968591
>>12968456Me neither.
>>12968594http://derpibooru.org/156042
>>12968609DYEWTS?
>>12968570I had no idea it was penis inspection day, princess!
>>12968582>turner>using his fanon nameHis canon name is Doctor Hooves, my friend. The show production book confirmed it.
>>12968620>cut0/10, no matter the size, your dong is ruined
>>12968620Telling isn't showing.
>>12968608unless you give us a link we have no reason to believe you're not full of shit
so, how is everyone tonight?How goes the hiatus?
>>12968636It always follows butt inspection day
>>12968609
>>12968636http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M
Alright mlpg I'm going to be writing the story for the comic I'm making, but I'm not sure what to base the story around out of these three ideas.Which one should I do, also the style is going to be like a Hellboy comic dark and gritty so take that into consideration when choosing.>Multiverses>Lovecraftian Monsters>Mountain troll underground army
I am going to post a picture of a pone.
>>12968620>cuti hope the warranty isn't void, because your parents broke your dick
>>12968645I mightEventually
>>12968670hey I think you took requests the other day, did you end up doing any of them?
>>12968664pew
I meant to say >braeburned will never finish ponk quest
>>12968658That's not muh human waifu, what did you do with her?
>>12968670army of bears
>>12968643Unless you have something to back that up I have no reason to believe youI like the name time turner because he turned a timer on the show
>>12968670Lovecraft is always fun.
>>12968657Eh, pretty usual. Hiatus is slow but comics are helping, the CMC one comes out like tomorrow or Wednesday.
>>12968431>text herwrongnever initiate
>>12968683No you won't.
>>12968675that's not a penis
>>12968683Just do it on the sub or somethingfuck you gayfags are a disease
>>12968670a comic for ponies?multiverses
>>12968670no one cares about stupid try hard shitpiss off
>>12968678>>12968644>Not liking cut dicksThey're only beaten out by really loose foreskins
>>12968675reported
>tfw you immediately regret sending someone a message>no replyoh god i hope they dont hate me
>>12968704Perhaps not, but this blue pony is kind of a dick. Does that count for anything?
>>12968687actually
>>12968701fuck your games, women don't really like that shit
>>12968670>dark and gritty pony comicsounds awful
>>12968699well that's good. so we're what? 3 months out?
>>12968670Those sound neat but is this an original work or a fanfic? Because pony wont work as that kind of story
>>12968726That's why I prefer being anonymous.
>>12968684Yeah I'll be doing that werepony tonight.
>>12968670quantum immortality
>>12968728
>>12968728oh mando I get to sleep tonight or is it coming
>>12968692It's in that "Elements of Harmony" book that had "Sweetie Drops", "Golden Harvest" and "Stormwalker". I don't have a copy of it, but it's there.
>>12968721explain
>>12968731did a woman tell you that?don't trust what a woman says as what they actually do or do not like. guys have a similar problem
>>12968745sweet
>>12968745>werepony!!!
>>12968728Is that pin in the mail?
>>12968533
>>12968738Not actually dark and gritty I mean it's just in the style of hellboy.
>>12968751tonight>>12968784sending it out tomorrow!
>>12968670i thought about starting a comic about the rise of ponies, not their culture or equestria, but a s a species
>>12968796ThanksToo bad I have work in the morning, about to miss ponk
>>12968761Unless a circumcision is botched it's going to be an attractive dickUncut dicks come in all different looksNot everyone gets a nice loose foreskinA lot of people get phimosis
>>12968379>taxes and loansThat's what jews are for
show me your vagina
>>12968793So it's try hard? Yeah, fuck that.
show me your cloaca
>tfw never used lube and now I have a beaten, bruised chode
>>12968743Original work, but it will be sorta light hearted horror, sorta how the official comic dealt with chrysalis.
I want Sunbutt to sing another song.
Did that pony penis size picture take into account the disproportional size of the head relative to the rest of the body?
>>12968823i wanted to know what you meant by loose foreskin.mine rolls back without touching when getting a boner, does that count?
>>12968643the funny part is that the image is a bagillion years old and originally had Doc in the namethough time turner isn't a bad name, I kind of liked it
>>12968518COUSIN, IT IS YOUR COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING!ok, maybe another time.
>>12968854I just use this.
>>12968826
>>12968841I like to masturbate by rolling my unlubed cock back and forth between my palms like I'm making a playdough snake.
>>12968840anon pls
>>12968829I'm sorry if I have insulted you in anyway, or if I seem like I'm trying to hard. But can't we just be friends?
>>12968854It specifically ignored that detail because a horse is typically measured in hands anyway.
>>12968854>>12968875Whoops, thought you were talking about a general size chart.
>>12968876That's okay, I'll just frot your butt cheeks until I cum.
>>12968845Oh that sound really cool. Which ever you pick, I'd like to read when you're finished
>Find card reader in desk because computer's SD slot is more broken than a whores cooter in a frat house.Back in the saddle!
>>12968876It's fine, your mouth will suffice
>>12968858NahLoose is something you can slide forward while giving them head and stick your tongue under it
>>12968883Can't please everyone
>>12968876Cartoon ponies MUST have butts
>>12968876Very cute, now drop the spell.
>>12968905RCHWHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE A "Loss" COMIC
>>12968912YEAHEAT THAT DELICIOUS SMEGMA
>>12968841i used to be like you. i switched from deathgrip to using fleshlight and also using lotion on my dick normally.already i can tell sensitivity is returning and the cracked skin is repairing
>>12968882I have an unhealthy attraction to that 'gator gal.
>>12968863Well, sadly for you, it's fanon shit. Just like Bon Bon, and just like Carrot Top.
>>12968909>>12968900
>>12968863hey you, remember when Anon said I draw archery ponies yesterday? http://mlpg.co/art/src/1376955630123.png
>>12968912oh, it's loose enough for that actually.
>>12968882oh deari am getting hot under the collar
>>12968875What's EG Fluttershy's height though?
>>12968929...Oh...oh dear.i forgot all about that!
>>12968876>>12968925
>>12968931i clean my dick once per day and i never had smegma even once in my entire life
>>12968934All the more reason for me to move out.How much do fleshlights usually go for?
>>12968955Eight foot four
>>12968931if you have any amount of personal hygiene you shouldn't have smegma.
>>12968876>>12968938>You'll never have intercurral with pony
>>12968935you've got good taste
>>12968905>Tiny LyreThat's neat.
>>12968935I just want to sneak up behind Caimon, reach around, and give her boobs a squeeze
>>12968976unf
>>12968983you don't know that
>>12968931I'm not gonna suck someone's dick if they're that disgusting
>>12968522Do you watch the new Mickey shorts? They're pretty greathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCXPwJvZPVI
>>12968955Average highschool senior
>>12968935>>12968943>>12968985>>12968998
>>12968940Oh hey thanks! I was scouring the archive for any sign of that earlier>>12968937I don't think you can call it fanon in this case, Time Turner was created by Hasbro, not the fandom, then switched again by Hasbro. I have no idea what you would call it other than a redacted official name
>>12969005>Pony will never have intercurral with you>You'll never pretend their massive cock is your own
>>12969027BUT I WANT TO MARRY HEREVEN WITH 0SEX
E..hehheh anon, what do you mean you when you ask me if I clean myself down there?
>>12968742Hmm yeah, 3 more months...
>>12969041"Back there," Twilight. Over here you'd mean "BACK there."You know ... 'there.'
>>12969041Do you clean out your vagina regularly?
>>12969041I mean have you cut the mud out of your fetlocks yet?
>>12969053Soon we'll be at the point where you can an episode a night.
>>12968955Average White Female in the US is 5 ft 5 in
>>12969041>>12969057>mfw I realized that there are no bathrooms and they just shit wherever they want
>>12969040>0 sexblack girls from nawlins are not that uptight anon
>>12969081yes, but Fluttershy is a yellow mutant
>>12969078Huh...
>>12969082DYEWTS?
>>12969041why would anon ever ask that
>>12969041>twilightunwashedprologue.greentext
>>12969053>>12969078sweet
>>12968976does that mean sunset satan is 15 ft?
RUB A DUB DUB
>>12969041Do you run water through your vagina regularly to cut down on the chance of infection, TwilightDon't be ashamed
>>12969099I do.care to explain why that should matter
>>12969092Oh look here, Dinofag's an expert on black women and sex.
>>12969111I haven't run the numbers or anything, but that sounds about right
>>12968935>Reptiles>With mamory glandsIm okay with this
>>12969111UNF
>>12969111Imagine how big her futa cock is
>>12969131there are bathrooms in the show.
>>12969069Most times it's fine if women just rinse with a washcloth to remove excess hoar and whatever lint or dirt accruesJust about anything more drastic can throw the aggregate of vaginal bacteria out of whack and produce a yeast infection or what have you
>>12969111>there will never be an image of Sunset Satan and DJ Acid giving Anon a cum bath
>>12969112there's a pony in the tub?
>>12969078some nigguh better stream thatevery nightfor three months
>>12969131BECAUSE THE HAVE BATHROOMS YOU NITWIT
>>12969144when is one ever shown?
>>12968998>I just want to sneak up behind Caimon, reach around, and give her boobs a squeezeShe'd probably slap you for being fresh.
>>12969142The good news is, we have a convenient frame of reference for thatThe bad news is that it's DJ Acidhttp://derpibooru.org/381817
>>12969142looks like this thing needs to be adjusted.2 feet? possibly larger
>>12969166MMMystery Express.
>>12969166SOMEONE DOESNT WATCH THE SHOW
>>12969166Last Roundup
>>12969166Pinkie bolted into one in Cherry Valley. It was a whole thing, mang.
>>12969166The outhouse in episode five: Cherry Bomb
>>12969149Also>you will never make your demoness girlfriend this happy
>>12969166Pinkies bathroom when we first meet gummyThe outhouse in TLR
>>12969168I didn't mean just out of nowhereI mean when we're married.
>>12969166Spike referenced an outhouse in winter wrap up. In , The Last Round Up Applejack is seen walking out of one, and Pinkie Pie is seen running into and using one. Think there was one in MMMystery on the friendship express as well.
>>12969111Giga unf
>>12969184forgive me for missing it mentioned in two out of sixty something episodes
>>12969138I want to motorboat Caimon's big ol reptile tits.
>>12969166>>12969193In Equestria Girls Twilight knew what a bathroom was and how to operate a faucet, but was mortified it turned out to be a MEN'S bathroom.Maybe indoor plumbing is fairly common, though it's possible Twilight's used to Celestia's amazing bath facilities.
>>12969215And doesn't a diaper get changed in Baby Cakes?
>>12969222>>12969215>>129692034, actually.
>>12969154I'm tempted to. I'm going to do some math on this one.
>anyone want to hear a knock knock joke?
>>12969247no
>>12969247Sure.
>>12969149>this happensstill haven't seen eqg and not sure if i even want to nowi mean what
I miss filly synchtube
>>12969166Baby Cakes episode when she's trying to give them a bath.
>>12969230>Maybe indoor plumbing is fairly common
>>12969111>>12969142>>12969149>>12969219if i ever manage to get back into the drawing groove the futa version of sunset satan will be the first thing i'll draw
>>12969235
Why does Rarity drink so much?Cause she has a drinking horn!
>>12969256>okay, you start
>>12969273Everybody's gotta start somewhere, I guess
>>12969258Eh, it's bad but might as well watch it.
>>12969258EqG isn't BADLow tier maybe, but it has some enjoyable moments.
>>12969290Wait what
>>12969272Did you think maybe she was quite so aghast because it's so expensive to maintain plumbing in your house in Equestria?> Dash> in charge of not ruining things
>>12969292how much is it going to influence the brand negatively
>>12969272AJ your outline is leaking.And Dash get out of the fucking window how many times do I have to tell you.
>>12969282He's got some brownies there.
>>12969291i mean for the general public. i will need to catch up on lost progress and study stuff first.
Guys I want pony.
>>12969302That means you're supposed to say, "Knock knock".
>>12969310Bout the same as any of the worse episodesjust don't treat it seriouslyIts not canon
it begins againhttp://imgur.com/L1QBaJo
>>12969327WELL TOO FUCKING BAD
>>12969319>baby poop>brownHahahahahahaha ha ha haaaaaa...
>>12969339gross I don't want to fuck a pony
>>12969310It's supposed to be its own thing, separate from FIM itself.Honestly, I don't know. it apparently sold out showings of it at theaters, so there's that/
>>12969300That's actually a pretty alright transformation sequence
>>12969331Anon is not a very clever poster.
>>12969339And how the fuck did we get to this point?DID SOME ONE CAP THIS PLEASE GOD TELL ME SO
>>12969339Uh oh.
>>12969339what the hell is this?
>>12969339Does it taste like cotton candy?
>>12969339WHY IS HER ASS PLAYDOUGH?Also, UNF
>>12969339That's actually pretty cute how the dick is just up against her face and she's too mesmerized by what's going on behind her to care
>>12969361http://braeburned.com/post/58573082245/pinkie-sleepover-quest-part-4-pink-pone-on-humanIt's all here
>>12969373pony is very pliable
>>12969335But it is canon my friend. It's doesn't, or rather shouldn't, be important to S4 but Twilight DID travel through a magic mirror and Twilight DID go to high school.
>>12968379I've thought about MLP more than is probably healthy. At it's core, MLP is a Power Fantasy. But it's a very different Power Fantasy than you get with Superman or even Sailor Moon. Twilight et al operate on the emotional level of pre-teen girls, but are career-wise somewhere in their early adulthood (yes, even Pinkie. Please don't ask me to explain). And the show focuses on the most fun or interesting aspects of their responsibilites.
>>12969339I'm glad I didn't miss anything.
>>12969339Virgin Pinkie is STILL FUCKING DUMB
>>12969376She's too woozy from her salty snack to care at this time.
>>12969335I'm pretty sure it is canon anon. It just doesn't directly effect the show.
>>12968863oy are yous still here?
>>12969373>WHY IS HER ASS PLAYDOUGHBecause Pinkie is very playful!
>>12969353>it apparently sold out showings of it at theaters, so there's that/ok this is a bad thing
>>12968379Because hurr durr you're watching a show for 5 year old girls, faggotalso >>>/pol/
>>12969402noTime Turner died on the way back to his home planet
>>12969339If thats how she reacts to his fingers, just wait until he starts munching
>>12969179Also the last roundup
>>12969394she's done stuff with toys and such, but she just hasn't done anything with any other personplus if she took stallion dick before do you really thing human dick would be as fun for her
>>129693611http://i.imgur.com/J0sJGwx.jpg2http://i.imgur.com/QK58miq.jpg3http://i.imgur.com/HGf209N.jpg
>>12969402for a few minutes at least
>>12969371Brae's Pinkie Quest: Part 3 NSFW Edition
>>12969407It was a limited run, if that makes you feel any better.But Hasbro is seriously banking on EG. The MLP app game is even getting an EG expansion.
Just a reminder that BraeburnQuest is moved to Fridays, 1900 PDT (GMT -7) ...so don't expect a session 24 hours from now.If you want to talk about the quest or look up quest-related art, hit up /qt/ on the sub, where I've got my own quest general going.
>>12969427stallions are two pump chumps
>>12969450welplooks like its my time to leave
>>12969462How is that going btw
>>12969442do you got that .gif of the CMC doing their little low mo pose when Babs joins their club at the end of the bullying episode?
>>12969462The fuck cares about braeburn? Pinkie quest is happening now anyway.
>>12969300The quality swings VERY hard from bad to okay.
>>12969471
>>12969462i like the design of that diamond puppy thing, i think
>>12969462No one cares.
>>12969471Sorry, afraid I don'tI actually seem to have next to nothing .gif wise related to the CMCI am sure anon has it though
>>12969462Oh right,I slept through the last oneThere's an archive somewhere right?
>>12969438I never thought I could feel tenderly for a tiny equine and a humanBut that shit is adorable and more than a little sexy
>>12969468Females are shit at dice rolls.All you need to know.
>>12969506>diamond puppy>puppy
>>12969520
>>12969497Whoever that boarder is that keeps trying to slice scenes into panels and shit, PLEASE STOP. PLEASE.Or at least learn how to do it better.
>>12969533goo gl/9Nj0YN
>>12969547Who, me?>>12969520Whats wrong with that?
>>12969534There's already a NSFW part up to. check derpibooru
>>12969466
>>12969438how come there's no cap of the part where pinkie wakes up and tries on clothes
>>12969566Oh no, I'm fully awareI just read all fourFucking SPEED READING, man
>>12969554what?
>>12969571Again, it's all herehttp://braeburned.com/post/58573082245/pinkie-sleepover-quest-part-4-pink-pone-on-human
>>12969427>do you really thinkYes.
>>12969554
>>12969571>pinkie wakes up>it was all a dream
>>12969438>>12969571oops, I missed part 3a. just go to his tumblr
>>12969585
>>12969438You mislinked Part 4 as Part 3.
>Anon was minding his own business when Twilight Sparkle sauntered over to him>She affectionatly slides up against him, sorta like how a cat hugs>"Hey Anon," She says coolly, with half lidded eyes. "Spike is out running some errands. Want to come up to my room and......study anatomy with me?">Seating bullets and on the verge of probably saying something stupid, he just nods and follows up the stairs>They get up on the bed together and Twilight pulls out a stack of very large text books.>"Right, I think we should start with Grey's Anatomy and work our way up from there. I've also set up a powerpoint to help us set goals and work on a motivated timeline."
>>12969427Typical size queen logic.
>>12969626ohneat
>>12969535dice rolls are bad just because they're girls?is there a proper way of rolling dice that women do differently?
>>12969633This happened to me once actually.
>>12969626He might not have 4Chan X, guy. Isn't that feature specific to the extension?
none of this is fun anymore. any of it.what's the point? sure there is a new season but aside from more episodes it will just be same shit different day.
>>12969590
>>12969554>filenameHow do?
>>12969588The dropbox links aren't working. For me anyway.
>>12969427Humans are arranged so there's not much length lost when mounting your partner. If you notice, horses have their dick slung under their bellies in such a way, and then the way their hips line up suggests there's only a good four or five inches actually in play in Equestrians (consider the mathematical model proposed some time ago, and then how little of the shaft actually enters a mare during a stallion's two-pump operation in real life).Pinkie might have a grand old time with Anon.
>>12969656
>tfw reading TwilightxLuna fapfic and you realize you like itwhat has happened to mewhy is this a thing I'm doingsend help
>>12969636But what do emotions have to do with the solid fact that vaginas are permanently deformed and desensitized when larger objects are inserted in them?
>>12969670see >>12969626
>>12969687>tfw you have an addiction to fanfiction
>>12969662man, art looks hard.
>>12969670
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATSHATSHATS
>>12969662...uh, got a link to the final version?
>>12969687Pre or post-wings Twilight?
>>12969688I don't think that's accuratealso that's not really how horse vaginas work
>>12969712pre-wings.
>>12969650The quester is a female.And so far our rolls have all sucked.
>>12969688>vaginas are permanently deformed and desensitized when larger objects are inserted in them?THIS IS WHAT GAYFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
>>12969662That's neat
>>12969687PULL THE RIPCORD MAN, GET OUT!!NO, THE OTHER RIPCORD!!
>>12969687Link?
>>12969718lamePrincess or gtfo
>>butterfly getting caught doing something girlyyou asked for this
>>12969677Ah, shoot, sorry. High traffic. Herehttp://e621.net/pool/show/2956
>>12969687You're growing up anon.
>>12969720>The quester is a female.>he thinks MSOB is female
>>12969739
>>12969687Depends humanized or not?It's important
>>12969739I didAnd I am pleased
>>12969739>>12969754Awww yiss
>>12969723of course that's not truei don't know what that anon's going on about
>>12969718>you will never have wings made of dried up pre
>>12969754Endii, are you gay?
>>12969759
>>12969754
>>12969745This needs another step to writing horse porn.And then another to writing really fetishy horseporn.
>>12969739>>12969754I'm getting the feeling Anon is going to end up broken, bleeding, and 20 feet from the ground.
>>12969759What the fuck
>>12969759Neat!
>>12969739I like it when strong female ponies do something feminine. Its cute
>>12969774SCATTER!
>>12969739>>12969754>>12969774oh boy oh boy
>>12969732http://www.fimfiction.net/story/41192/3/the-dark-apprentice/>>12969745accurate.>>12969755not.
>>12969769>cum golemsWould you provide Twilight with the raw materials to practice semenomancy?
>>12969774i literally hate myself for this
>>12969747>Implying she isn't
>>12969799>not humanizedWorry
>>12969687I was just reading a Rarijack ship fic where Luna, who is apparently shipped with fluttershy, tries out a spell on Rarity that makese her crotchtits grow to incredible size. After showing them off to AJ, Rarity tells her she wants to be milked. AJ takes her to a milking barn and milks her like a naughty little cow and even invites a bull to join in and fuck her.It was a nice read but I don't read much clop that doesn't involve weird fetishes. I stick with regular fanfiction.
>>12969814How did not one person think of calling her "Butts" yet
>>12969814sooooo much
>>12969814RIP random human.
Hey dooks you in here?
>>12969814>Butts
>>12969814don't this is great so farcaptcha: continue beenGre
>>12969763You kind of implied that Pinkie wouldn't enjoy human cock after having stallion cock.I don't know how anal works, but vaginas tighten back up pretty quick, and they don't LOSE FEELINGAlso, human cock is perfectly sized to be able to hit most of a mare's erogenous zones
>>12969781I skipped normal horse porn and jumped right in to really fetishy horsepornI regret nothing
>>12969818Am I missing something or is Hoppip doing a quest?
>>12969834NOT EVEN RUNNING WILL SAVE YOU
>>12969823>Rarijackstopped readingcalled the NSAthrew my computer out the windowburned the clothes I was wearinghiding under the bed
>>12969843what fetishes
>>12969842Wwwwelll not a full-sized mare, but some minisAnd to think I would have no clue to this field of knowledge prior to MLPG
>>12969834ok im done for now brb suicide
>>12969781I would add it but I never had that step. I went straight from reading a fic that had a bit of sex in it to writing crazy fetish stuff with a little reading thrown in.
>>12969842eh, whatever!this isn't the first time she's done sex stuff but it's the first time she's done it with an actual person how's that
>>12969851Stop calling us for this kind of thingwe knowwe always know
>>12969862unf
>>12969814But whyIt's grate
>>12969834EndiiPeople have said that you're gay.C/D?Trust me, you won't be judged here.
>>12969842You've been thinking about this way too much, dude.
>>12969843I thought fetishy horseporn is how you get into horse porn. You see one lewd picture of ponies engaging in that one kink you have and BAM, spiraling down into horse depravity
>>12969844>hopopopopo>she
>>12969862I-is she drunk?!
Woman who has had a baby == just as tight as a fresh 13 year old virginfact
>>12969862You shouldn't kawasaki, it's unhealthy.
>>12969851I read it for the tits anon. I can't deny the tits no matter what form they come in.but rarijack is best ship you fag.
>>12969871ea pls
>>12969862awww
>>12969876it's my fetish. sorry.
>>12969895>but rarijack is best ship you fag.
>>12969745This is pretty much how it went for me.
Never lick your S'mare too much at once.
>>12969875That's fine
>>12969860RapeFemdom-y stuffGelding
Learned the Spaghetti recipe
>>12969919Heh.
>>12969919Oh god she's a giant chocolate dickis she okay
>>12969884I can't help it.
>>12969860TF and consumption of candy-flavored semenbut I'm leaving now so don't bother trying to call me out or beg me to start writing againI might have something new for you guys soon!
>>12969919AHHHHHHHH
>>12969919what the fuck
>>12969919
>>12969934>Geldingis there actually any?
>>12969662>Builds an entire 3d stage to see where the shadows fallGoddamn
>>12969934what about sissification and crossdressing?
>>12969919Oh shit,That's not good, I guess my smore pone will be for non-physical only for fear of her melting.
>>12969887exactly! Who even gets into without that? I never liked R34, but then I read a fic and liked it, but it wasn't really into it until I saw this one pic of cheerilee showing off her tits. I've fapped to weirder tit placement before so it was my gateway drug. I've been into pony boobs since then. That was about the time /mlp/ starting out.
>>12969919Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
>>12969919OH GOD WHAIS SHE OKAY
>>12969919>>12969919screaming
>>12969940She's fine
>>12969959Comic Canon
>>12969875"she only did it once when she was younger, with a colt" could have worked, too
>>12969913>doesn't like rarijack>thinks I'm the one in the wrong neighborhood
>>12969029Perhaps "Time Turner" is the name he went under when the watch was him?
Why is she so show-destroying?
>>12969990you're welcome to your opinion, anon. but it's wrong.
>>12969987mhm! that's cute/works too
http://derpibooru.org/404987>balls coming out of vagNOTHAT'S WRONGHOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN THINK THAT LOOKS RIGHT?
>>12969376http://imgur.com/OwbOHXf
>>12969959I actually have a soft spot for gelding hue hue and I remember these 2 fics but it was ages ago so I wouldn't know where to look.The first was about how Equestria held a big athletic competition to pick out the alpha stallions and the rest were gelded. First person from one of the stallions getting gelded and then fucked by one of the guys who he recognizes from the competiton.The other is about how Celestia gelds all her personal escort guards. Again first person from the guard's pov and he gets fucked by another guard.
>>12970018>tfw I love Rarishy AND Rarijackidort master racehornsucking is hot as hell
>>12969290I laughed, Pinkie, this made my day.
>>12970014She just keeps getting worse an not the same character she was in S1.
>>12970046You got links to those?
>>12970041that's the worst variation of futa I've seen
>>12970049honestly my favorite ship is RarityxTwilight, if just because hornjobs. sadly I don't have any good examples handy.
>>12970045For a moment I was worried she would chomp on the dick
>>12970045Donuts for breakfast?
>>12970045Dick is backwards again
>>12970045Tease her some more
does everything have to be sexual?
>>12970067I'd love to help you out, I don't remember at all.I think one of them was darf. Actually I remember one was written by "theGeldingKing" or something.
>>12970075Hornjobs are stupid
>>12970014
>>12970075
>>12970018>rarishy>better than rarijack>rarishy at allyou're so wrong you're not even in the same fandom anon.If you were just promoting appledash maybe I could expect some bit of rationality from you, but there's not even a proper response to rarishy. That is so far out there there's no point even telling you how wrong you are, you're obviously not of sound mind.
>>12970081SHITI'LL FIX IT LATER
>>12970045Those are some nice hands
>>12970075>hornjobs>not horngasm denial
>>12969211>I didn't mean just out of nowhere>I mean when we're married.She'd probably still slap you for being freshbut you know, playfully
>>12970049
>>12970098
>>12970089
>>12970045the seam of her fake vagina is clearly showing
>>12970110>not wanting to fuck panka in a pengiun suit.
>I'll just leave mlpg open while I'm writing my essay>I can just look back at it only occasionally>I can still concentrate>this is a good plan
I like virgin PinkieIt seems adorable, she's everyone's friend, but no one has tried to make things "serious" with her. She's not innocent, but has never really had this kind of relationship before
Endii, you sitll here? I thought we were supposed to the enrichment center together
>>12970045II think I need to take a sleepytime teaAnd about three masturbation sessionsJESUS, Braeburned
>>12970116
>>12970111Please GGI want to marry CaimonI'm sure a timeless being of infinite power and wisdom such as yourself could make that happen.
>>12970046>>12970067>>12970088http://pastebin.com/jXRm1ky7http://pastebin.com/avjbTQN2
>>12970105> literally what is magic in Equestria
>>12970141hahaha what
>>12970146Look at the porn Santa here, you do good anon
>>12970129Anon, I want a pinkie who knows how to have fun, not one who is new to the game. You only want virgin pinkie because she'd be as or less experienced than you and you won't feel intimidated. I want a pank with confidence so we get really get down and dirty.
>>12970128That's very clearly wrong.You'll never accomplish anything while here.
>>12970129>implying she wasn't taken advantage of by a young stallion when she was a youngER mare
>>12970111GG pls draw Caimon enjoying marital bliss with Anon
>>12970128Write a few paragraphs at a time and use mlpg as a reward
>>12969497THATS SO FUCKING CUTE
>>12970046>The first was about how Equestria held a big athletic competition to pick out the alpha stallions and the rest were gelded.Oh shit, I remember thatThat was really fucking hot
>>12970158i want a pank with a short skirt and a long jacket
>>12969919Link?
>>12970173No.
>>12970147My little pony: lesbians is magic is where baby ponies come from.Remember, please ship responsibly.
>>12970174I keep getting drawn back.
>>12970173NOI want to be married to her, but putting her in that situation would ruin it.But Caimon x Anon casual hot, sweaty, air conditioning free sex would be great...
>>12970149No idea.
>>12969626
>>12970189http://askmallowmelt.tumblr.com/post/58752606959/dont-worry-though-itll-come-back
>>12970158Don't worry anon; once she figures out what feels good, she'll be a natural.
>>12970199
>>12970197I'm just saying, fuck man, you're really asking why things don't follow normal physical parameters with a goddamn magical person like a unicorn?
>>12969497If the CMC started a band after finding their talents, what would all 4 of them play?
>>12970157is that the alternative santa the naughty kids get?
>>12970207Best, most elegant ship.
>>12970199>>000>>000>>000Try this trick.
I apologize. I don't often draw stuff like this, so it may be ass.
>>12970220If Sweetie is on vocal it will ruin everything
>>12970214
>>12970229jalmbait pls
>>12970229Looks adorable.
>>12970229It's amazing how cute she can be when you hide her digustingly oversized lower legs.
MLPG I'm stuck on the type of werepony I'm gonna do.Should I do a big scary bigmac werepony, or a cutie ponka werepony.
>>12970229Very nice.
>>12970158I swear I have a pic of that but I can't find it anywhere. Anyone know that pic of pinkie with straight hair, on a balcony, sweater with longs sleeves, and a skirt?
>>12970229It's shit its shit its shit its shit its shitits shit its shitactually its very good, but try drawing a good character next timeits shit its shit its shit
>>12970146I still can't believe I actually sat down and wrote those things.
>>12970233But that's her talent. Why wouldn't she be?
>>12970146> gelding/nullo porn> MERRY CHRISTMASFuck off, Anon.
>>12970246Cutealways go for cute
>>12970246Screw Loose werepony.
>>12970236Pfft what>>12970246Do something wolfy and shaggy, not pank though. A pony with a darker coat.
>>12970229She's kinda cuteI like her little pointy teeth and her big ears
>>12970246Cute Panka
>>12970229It's solid, great expression.
>>12970246Is it someoe becomeing a pony or a pony becoming a werepony?
>>12970246Make Twilight a wereearth-pony
>>12970253like who?
>>12969626>tfw I can't be a prestigious linuxfag anymore
>>12970279Rarity's Mom
>>12970268>MFW I JUST beat this and thought it was ridiculously overrated.
>>12969747>>12969818Don't hit on me, silly cowboys~
>>12970081>>12970107lel
>>12970246Why would you ever pick anything but the cutest option?
>>12970206>>12970173>>12970195such conflict over a humble alligator gal
>>12970229Please more hot demon shimmer. Also has anyone done pony form sunset shimmer in demon form... mitebcool.
>>12970281Get used to it kid.
>>12970291I only play it for the plasmids
>>12970146Awww yeahI don't think I've ever actually read that second onePinkie fingering and gelding ficsTonight is looking fun
>>12970298MSOB WHYI DON'T NEED A CONFUSING BONER FROM YOU
>>12970305Don't act like she doesn't like it.But she would never, even casually, let it show.
>>12970229love it.draw more
>>12970275pony which is a werepony.I'm noticing that twilight werepony popping up, I might also be able to do it as well if I don't fall asleep.
>>12970305Caimon's courtship is conducted in the traditional Southern way, with gentlemen callers and duels and everything.
>>12970298>that badgeis...is she a futa?
>>12970215I never questioned magical lesbian spawn anon. That was applejack in that pic.Never question magical lesbian spawn. Only question the bad ships that spawn them.
>>12970291It kinda is. The whole thing going for it was that its supposed to be the spiritual sucessor to the System Shock series, but isn't nearly as good as decades old games Still, its a good game in its own right. Easy, but good
>>12970298>Not going literal cowgirlMoo~
Applehips
>>12970335No, they'd be sharing one ring if that were the case
>Talking about Caimon>1 hour away from TuesdayPlease no
>Average MLP fan
>>12970305Freshly showered Caimon in nothing but a towel, walking around like it's no big deal
>>12970335It looks like the separate gender symbols piercing, rather than a combined one
>>12970348
>>12970336That's true.> Twilight and Dash's kidOf all things I'm pretty sure she'd get knocked up by some hot stud at the bar and keep it a secret from Twilight until she could think up a weird enough excuse for "our hearts merging"God knows they see enough wacky shit she could pretend that's feasible
>>12970348flutterchips
>>12970354Why Tuesdayis it becauseof Mardi Gras
>>12970356God I would argue over who was the best pony with that girl.
>>12970336Holy crap could this pony be any more pink
>>12970298>Roll a fighter class.>Can't even roll a combat roll over a 4.We could have rolled a slut and just SUCKED all those diamond dog dicks, but noooo.SOMEONE WANTED TO BE THE FUCKING SHERIFF WITH THE AIM OF A STORM TROOPER!
>>12970356THE AVERAGE MLP FAN IN THE YEAR 2013 IS AN 15 YEAR OLD HERMAPHRODITE, STATISTICALYL SPEAKING
>>12970376Pink eyes
>>12970335MSOB draw big-breasted futa pls
>>12970348Applejack proves that its hip to be squareBecause she is a boring lame square pony with hips
>>12970385BIG BREASTED FUTA >PRINCESS
>>12970376is that a trick question?
>>12970384Just don't rub them
>>12970385>>12970394I don't like futa.
>>12970356The average MLP fan was turned into a sex doll?
>>12970379For what it's worth, I wanted Laborer because it sounded unique, Hostess secondary because it also sounded uniqueI'm game for playing as THE LAW though, I'm sure we'll kick some ass this Friday
>>12970385big enough to give herself a titjob
>>12970348Yes pleasehttp://derpibooru.org/404221?scope=scpe4aa646897f34c090500eee06e984b4b0ad3b521c
>>12970401Just made the dick another boob!
>>12970368no that's the day scalie fags like me go to /co/ to talk about scalie things each week
>>12970401you never was mah nigga
>>12970401You're my kind of person.
I want to take a very hot shower with Caimon
>>12970401Would you do it for a certain amount of dollars?
>>12970384
Wait is SB Mega Sweet?
>>12970401Holy shit, a tit artist that will never ruin his own pictures by slapping a dick on them?I thought those were all dead!
>>12970401This guy doesn't dick around
>>12970401Can you draw humanized:>>12968504>>12968477Please?
>>12970401conccur'd. It's overdone.
>>12970434their styles aren't even remotely similar
>>12970434yes
>>12970431>My Canterlot Zombie can't be this cute.
>>12970425Caimon needs to take hot showers to keep her body heat up, for she is a reptile
>>12970401Prince Blue Blood in a form similar to your princessesFlirting with busty femanon
>>12970434no
>>12970435I am also a fan of tits, sometimes drawfag, who won't ruin them with a dick. The dick would just distract from the perfect tits.
>>12970084http://imgur.com/5a7kVPO
>>12970466Sylvia please no
>>12970469Oh fuck I made a horrible mistake at bronycon...
>>12970460And I just like really hot showersWE'RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER
>>12970451>>12970469maybe
>>12970434Their art looks nothing alike
http://i.imgur.com/Bs1bul3.jpgWonder how rch reacted to this.
>>12970469Draw anon riding that big pony to battle
>>12970482storytime
>>12970456>there will never be an undead abomination as cute as puppysmiles.>you might as well give up now
>>12970474What's wrong?
>>12970474Hold on, you'll love this next part.
>>12970474>STOP OR I'LL SHOOT>I MEAN SQUIRT
>>12970466I like Sylviashe is voiced by April Winchell and doesnt affraid of anything
>>12970466While signs currently point to yes, it is as of yet knot known for sure whether Sylvia is a huggable character or not
>>12970469Hey SB, you like dicks and large titsYou should take up where MSOB drops offHave you ever actually drawn futa?I can't think of any
>>12970466GET YOU HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN
>>12970482I find that hard to believe since he was exactly two tables to my left.
>>12970506She totally is not unless you're her buddy
>>12970497No let's just say I was wondering why he looked nothing like Jack black, and signed my picture as MS once I sobered up. HOLY SHIT >>12970517I was pretty black out drunk there
>>12970517Wouldn't that make it even easier since some one could have pointed him in your guys' general direction?
>>12970460>She always clinging to you in bed, even before the two of you were together>In winter time sometimes the two of you don't leave your room for days
>>12970471I am just so fucking pissed that there are so many artists (mostly japanese) that draw the most AMAZING tits and hips and then ruin the whole thing by giving them dicks just becauseAND THEY ALWAYS DRAW DICKSLIKE, THEY WON'T EVEN DRAW REGULAR GIRLS, NOT EVEN ONCE
>>12970504>Sylvia will never not be Miss Finster
WoY will never not be mediocre.
>>12970431That one is probably my favorite FO:E fic. It's not as well written since the author isnt a native english speaker but the entire story was full of good feels and sad feels Like her carrying around a dead animal like a pet because she was never allowed to have pets with her parents around and she has no friends
>>12970504She wasn't really in the pilot thingI'm looking forward to her actually having a part in an episodeWhen does the actual show air, anyway?
>>12970474I like how her hair wraps around the Top Frame. Nice detail
>>12970474SPEED UPNO MERCY FOR THE PONKalso I love watching minds get blown
>>12970474Well, listen to the lady. Stop.
>>12970133ive failed you super bad blazang im so sorry>>12969880>>12969770w hat?
Wait is Jalm Jailbait?
>>12970441It's on my to-do list.
>>12970541Faust has peaked. She was always above average but FiM was lightning in a bottle.
>>12970544September 13 is the actual premiere.
>>12970474Anon may not quite hear thatHe may very well feel the consequencessalty and wet
>>12970298WE COULD'VE BEEN HOSTESS
>>12970552A few people said you were gay a few threads back.Seriously, you won't be judged.
>>12970549This.No rest until quivering mass of drool and contentment.
>>12970514
>>12970561sooo looking forwards to it
>>12970544Yeah I know what you meanThough I understand the pilot. It lays the ground work and establishes the characters and their relationships. It gives Hater a reason to hate Wander for future episodes, even though he already did.But I think next episode is centered on Sylvia, her getting beat up and Wander trying to cheer her up
>>12970535it's like no one realizes it's a cliche now. People still think of it as something new and weird, even when they draw it all the time, but it's so overdone I can't stand it anymore. It's a dull and boring fetish now. It was exciting and not it's boring.Gimme some tits, good old fashioned tits for tits sake. dicks just distract.
>>12970567Wander is McCracken, her husbando.
>>12970608She's the producer.
What would season 4 have to do to make you finally give up on the show?
>>12970616Not exist.
>>12970561they'll fall in love and here's the bottom lineour trio's down to two
>>12970561>EikenI totally forgot that anime existed
>>12970608>>12970615They work together all the time on stuff. You guys should know this by now.Heck, Craig had lots of ideas for FIM
>>12970616twily returns to the mirror world and becomes an abominationEVEN ONCEDONE
>>12970542I think the "heaven" part kind of killed it for me. Would've been better as a bittersweet end where everything is exactly the same and she still dies, just that the entire heaven sequence never happened. Just a sweet little delusional filly trying to find her mom, and she does.
>>12970615Probably just because she has all the money right now.
>>12970559No Jalm is spaghetti and never delivers requests, Jailbait is like an artistic marine mammal who only very rarely travels to the surface and then disappears as quickly as he came.Or shot: They are both ded and hat us
>>12970542>>12970431>FE shitfuck off
>>12970629didn't Craig help design Discord?
>>12970629Do you know which ones specifically? (his ideas for FiM)
>>12970474J-J-J-JAM IT IN!
>>12970561NOSTOP ADDING THINGS TO YOUR TO-DO LIST UNTIL YOU UPDATE THE BALLJOINT DOLL TUMBLR
>>12970542>no friends>but she keeps on smiling and laughing.>horror all around, monsters at every turn>still giggles at the ghosties>makes friends with evil AI and gets him a girlfriend>never loses hopeHeart of a champion....
>>12970584i havent really thought about what itd be like to be gaygonna have to go with "no" though.
>>12970627It makes me sad that it's so terrible and yet probably the best oppai loli animation we will ever get.
>>12970624the sweet caress of twilight
>>12970642JB posted art today, he's not dead
>>12970605its gotten to the point where futa is the baseline for a lot of porn, like women used to beI don't really mind it, I like futa, but yeah by itself its not any more interesting than non-futa
>>12970647>>12970649I think so.What I do know off the top of my head is he had originally thought to name Nighmare Moon Discord and he designed the Shadowbolts outfits
>>12970672there's magic in the HOLY SHIT
>>12970575UNNNNFFFFF
I'll be in my soundproof bunk
>>12970674And he'll probably disappear again soon.
>>12970635 >Would've been better as a bittersweet end where everything is exactly the same and she still dies, just that the entire heaven sequence never happened. Just a sweet little delusional filly trying to find her mom, and she does.Who said that wasnt exactly what happened?
I just realized I was calling MS SB the WHOLE time I was talking to him HAHAHAHAHAHAAH no wonder he was like "fuck no I don't go to mlpg any more"
I'm bisexualtits are greatdicks are greattits and dicks on the same character is disgusting and boner-killing
>>12970542I never bothered with FOE because I always assumed all of it was just autistic garbage. Which stories should I read?
>>12970684can you feel the feels tonight?
>>12970401I don't like your balloon tits you draw, but I don't complain.
>>12970700we get itgo away
>>12970699The part where she goes into heaven and finds all of the dead people she met, including her mom?
>>12970674he still wont go on skype though
>>12970716What annoys me is people who are so passionate with their reasons that futa isn't gay
>>12970721He's not complaining, don't try to guilt him into draw it if he doesn't like it.
>>12970727I never leave anon
>>12970665It'd probably be a lot like being straight, except less OMNOMNOM VAG and more OMNOMNOM COCK
>>12970721I agree with both. Balloon tits are dull and lazy, but futa is old hat and practically cliche.someone draw me something more original, like multiboob on a pony.
>>12970664 >Finds her Father's grave that she used to visit with her mother, bringing it gifts like she always had>she still asks why he hasnt come home
>>12970568That's Luke Allen's birthday. It's also the premiere date of Animaniacs, and the birthdays of Roald Dahl (creator of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) and Milton Hershey (creator of a chocolate factory).
>>12970735it can be gaybut I'm not gay and like it
>>12970729Don't start this, they're getting along talking about dicks.
>>12970721futafags mad their shit fetish can't shove itself into everything
>>12970752>>>/wikipedia/
>>12970717The mainPink EyesThe Firstt half of Project HorizonsMurky number sevenand maybe heroes
>>12970750I want pony mindbreak. There hasn't been enough of that.
>>12970759And ignored.
>>12970735>having sex with a woman>gayINSECURITY ALERT
>>12970717All of the main three.But for Project Horizons, stop at the chapter "Blind" and pretend the rest never happens.
>>12970721I hate Disney's Xerox phase.The only movie that didn't look a shit in that style was Winnie the Pooh.
>>12970751Heart of a champion!
>>12970741I hate futa though tooI just wish that MSOB would draw something without gigantic balloon tits again. It's starting to get really stale and it's annoying because I really like his art style. I just don't like how every character he draws has to have gigantic tits.
>>12970750Multiboob is neatI don't think I've ever actually seen any of it in this fandom though
>>12970786Oh, when I say stop at Blind, I mean stop AFTER you read blind.
>>12970728But anon, everything IS still the same. She didnt save the wasteland or change anything significant. She just wandered the wastes until she eventually died. The whole heaven could easily have been a dying dream kind of ting
>>12970729i tried to contact him today two ways.i wish i had seized my earlier opportunity to talk to him
>>12970681Nice, Shadowbolt designs were pretty sick.I even used their cutie mark as my avatar for forums and other things back during s1 when I was too embarrassed to outright admit I liked the show.It was just a flying skull thing incase you forgot
>>12970788It's all about them budgets
>>12970821feels bad
>>12970796I drew some because I hadn't seen any. Planned for a fic of Lyra trying to giver herself human tits but messing up and trying the spell over and over until she finally got the placement right, but by then had a number of sets leading up from the original to the chest tits. All overflowing and leaking of course. I think it's on derpibooru, there were two of them.It's on my list of fetishes that I've made one or two things for because nobody else would...
Being gay means that you're attracted to the same sexIt's not gay unless you are also a futa.
>>12970821fuck off kraut
>>12970793I like them though
>>12970832i'm afraid i sounded like a dick when turning him downand what i wrote probably made me look like an ass too
>>12970802It couldn't have because all of the characters were aware. As in, they knew that they were dead and that she was still blissfully unaware of what happened.And I think she made a note that Mr. Voice stopped talking to her.
>>12970857>turning him downSo he came on to you?
how do I ask Rainbow Dash to go out with me?
Pony tries to explain she has cancer but she can't hold back her tears or stop stammering
>>12970854Oh man, w00t is so great
>>12970875Very quickly.
>>12970875
>>12970793I second this motion!
>>129708751. become real2. go to horseworld3. ask
>>12970884I cracked up, that was perfect
>>12970862oh, I forgot about that part. It's been awhile. I think your opinion fucking alright because it's yours
>>12970793I love her titsAlso the ones she draws
>>12970848Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself?
>>12970854W00t does it right though. And not always balloon tits. His have more weight. better weight, even when large and firm. He's just the best...Chubby, belly, tits, hips, butts, he does it all.
>>12970867i wasn't feeling great at the time and thought it would be bad idea to drag him down, but in the meantime i learned that thinking like this is stupid.
>>12970896You don't like, OWN Dash
>>12970918Just giving you the proper definition of "gay".
>>12970875Honestly? No-strings trip to Barbados or something.This comes to mind.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bek1y2uiQGA
>>12970854>kawaii humanized sugar
>>12970844That sounds pretty hot>https://derpiboo.ru/202208hahahahahaThe only non-anthro pony on derpibooru with more than one set of breasts is fucking Nyx
horse is not horse
>>12970955I remember that. someone was trying to troll the milky threads by drawing those.
>>12970976Rediv draw EqG Cadence please
>>12970976I wanted to write your url on my big hairy belly, but I figured you weren't into that.
>>12970976SHIIIIIIIET I LOVE TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
>>12970976Cute
>>12970976What a cute not horse
>>12971004>okay now what do I doWould you instruct a pony turned human exactly what to do?
>>12970976reported for not pony
>>12971004i like to think she used a spell to transform spike into those panites
>>12970935http://youtu.be/bek1y2uiQGA?t=3m31s10/10
>>12970930That's not how waifus work
>>12971023would you report a pony?
>>12971033It's too bad we never got to see her in that outfit again.
>>12970935>Rainbow Dash shows up wearing pasties over her jiggly bits>"You said no strings, so I assumed a bikini was out of the question."
>>12970976>>horse is not horsebUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE
My pony will not stop neighing, but her dish is full. What does she want?
>>12970955found it, it was in the milky way imgur. could have sworn it was on derpibooruhttp://i.imgur.com/iBSZQ.png
>>12971040Only if pony were doing something illegal.Like loitering in the middle of a bridge.I'll send Yellowautism after them since she gets inexplicably mad at it.
>>12971033Why does Rarity have fish hooks in her mouth?
>>12971074It's probably belly rubs. Is she lying down?
>>12971064Is that ... uncouth among ponies?Or do you mean humanizations?
>>12971083Dash warned her that it was bait. She didnt listen.
>>12971084No
>>12971080>Fluttershy as a copThat would be hilarious, and it hits home a little since I know this 110lb blonde girl who joined the local force.
>>12971108When's the last time your pony went to the bathroom?
>>12971033>That raripudge
>>12971108She might need to go out
>>12971064>rainbow with titsanon pls. she's too flat.remember that episode where they all went to the beach, dash got there first, but then the others showed up in skimpy bathing suits with crotchbras and dash felt left out. So Rarity whisked her away to her shop and sang the song "Find a Bra"?
Pony just squirted on you for the 3rd time in 2 days, and it's not stopping.
>>12971064>Rainbow Dash flying around with rainbow tassels dangling from her pone teatsAlso I like to think that Rainbow has the biggest, plumpest crotchteats of the mane 6
>>12971079Well, could be worseThanks, its still pretty unfYou should write that fic
>>12971074Does she want to go out?Have you brushed her mane lately?Sometimes they just want contact with you.
>>12971118>>12971126I think that did the trick
>>12970976Rediv pls, femanon and Soarin'.
>>12970928i meant the notion and assumption of dragging someone down like this. if anything that act of rejection was an even more asshole-ish thing to do. i'm worried and want to make amends toojust needed to clarify that.
>>12971131I don't remember the beach episode. Which season was it?
>>12971133Collect it in a bottle, sell it as perfume/cologne.
>>12971136>not enjoying the subtlety of tiny tits.
>>12971024Is he enjoying it?
>>12971149SECOND
>>12971162
>>12971141I only didn't because milky way popped up right after I drew that and suddenly I had other titty fics to write.
>>12971162season π
>>12971169This image is doing things for me it really, really shouldn't
IM HEARING VOICES ANIMAL NOISES
>>12971181those horses have a pretty good tan
>>12971169oh god yesdfc 4lyfe
>>12971176P-PLEASEI'd love to see her singing in the showerMaybe with her brother peeping
>>12971181unf
>>12971186Why not?It's pretty well done and a great angle
>>12971186shhh, anon. let it happen.
>>12971176>You will never a cute plump gator girl with bangin tits
The comic is better at being season 3 than season 3 is at being season 3.
>>12971200>DFC works for ponies too>delicious flat crotch
>>12971209You don't seem to understand, AnonThose are HORSE TITSStimulated, loved, caressed and suckled warm and slow by another magical horseI - I'll be in my pony bunk
>>12971219To be fair they do have more freedom to do things like kids playing with fireworks or gelding grotto in the comics.
>>12971219My season 3 is more season than your season 3
>>12971209I think maybe he's not liking that the angle leaves him imagining he's the blue pony in that pic. But that's my fetish so that might just be me.
>>12971203Now that twilight has wings and is taller, her hooves would be dangling over the edge of that thing she's laying on
>>12971219Because the comic is being done by professionals, unlike the season 3 tv.
>>12971216FUCK YOUSHE'S MINE
>>12971169its for this reason that crotch tits are amazing.
Ponuts
>>12971219Well obviously.Maybe S4 will be better, at least the season opener will be good.
>>12971244She's not that taller you doomsayer
>>12971253frosted ponuts
>>12971250>>12971216gentlemen, please, you can share her.
>>12971219The comics are going to be better than S4 too.
>>12971252Because in one short lick you can go from the clitoris to the nipple?