Bug Queen edition.Old, non bug thread that will regrettably be left behind in the wake of the glorious bug revolution. >>12950514Are your cocoons comfy for the night ahead?"
HAHA TIME FOR BUG SEX
Chrysalis is a boring villain and her episodes are terrible.She is cute in the comics, but only beause the comics make fun of her.
Well, Harshie and I have jobs to go to.Don't talk too much shit, danny boy.
why aren't you painting?
Which pone would Chrysalis use as an incubator first?
nope, no bugs here
>>12953516You want I should bop you with this here bugbutt?
>>12953499>Are your cocoons comfy for the night ahead?"If they are, we'd all be dead!
Don't fap
>>12953532that's a punishment?
>>12953532Link.
>>12953499
>>12953532>Equines in equestria draw with their mouths>either she was able to bend her nose down to her own ass or had someone else with their face in her butt,
>>12953542deep-in-the-hive.tumblrit's ded
>>12953520I can't >>12953532http://deep-in-the-hive.tumblr.com/
>>12953562>it's dedNOOOOOOO
You are now in Equestria.However you are immediately cursed and have become a changeling.Which ponies do you impersonate?Who do you sap love from?What do you keep in your cocoon?Do you get to go to the fun chamber?
>>12953560she's the queen of the changlingsI don't think either is impossible
>>12953591Can I just be the queen's fuckbuddy
>>12953560>twilight writes letters using unicorn magic
>>12953591I travel to Equestria far and wide, meeting all the creatures I can, in order to build up my impersonation knowledge.
>>12953591>Which ponies do you impersonate?Flash Sentry.>Who do you sap love from?Twilight.>What do you keep in your cocoon?The real Flash Sentry. Can't have him wandering around, you know.>Do you get to go to the fun chamber?Maybe.
>>12953591
goodnight mlpg
>>12953624Good night. Will you post the butt tomorrow?
>>12953624Goodnight ponkDream of ponk stuff
>>12953630you mean that butt paintin thing?idk if ill finish itmaybe if i got time i'll try to
>>12953644That'd be neat.
ded
>>12953684it's just pretending
FOOLYOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. NOW NOT ONLY DOES YOUR TURN END BUT YOUR RAINBOW DASH IS ALSO DESTROYED LEAVING YOU EXPOSEDDERPY FINISH HIM
mods are asleeppost hippies
>>12953701gross
>>12953708I don't have any hippy ponies to post.Maybe you should draw some.Draw a sober and collected and clean Flax Seed discovering weed for the first time.
>>12953701I uh. I would.
>>12953703Derpy is missing!
>>12953708Hippies are smelly and gross.Yellowquiet, please go.
Fuck is the point of humanized porn?If I wanted that shit I would go to /s/
>>12953708Why not racial stereotype ponies?
>>12953701Oh godI unfed way too hard
what if anon x spike
>>12953732human pony is banned on /s/
>>12953737>what if anon x spikesorryonly if femanon
>>12953739People post doxy all the time on /e/.
>>12953734I'm surprised tumble didn't throw a bitch fit yet
>>12953739I heart /d/ is relatively okay with pony porn. Is that right?
Pervert.
>>12953737Not okay, Spike is palling around with, nothing else.
>>12953765surei never specified if it was mananon or femanon
>>12953765GG can you please draw femanon hugging Soarin'?>inb4hurrrderffaggitzrequestin'fromGG
>>12953769I heard Doxy traced a bunch of his stuff from anime shit
>>12953795That pony is too happy
>>12953795It's Monday morning, you shouldn't be this cheerful
>>12953800>>12953802
>>12953795>>129538052happy5me
>baking a frozen pizza in the oven>it has salami on it>trying to bite off salami>simply ripp the entire salami slice off of the pizza>it burns my chinn and now I've got tomato sauce everywhere around my mouthWhy can't I have sharp teeth?
>>12953805NOSTOP BEING HAPPY
>>12953805
>>12953818Why is poni so sad?
>>12953785But he can't make a sex joke out of that.
>>12953818Pony is not for sad.
>>12953822Because pony is just man on 4 legs
>>12953823>interspecies interaction>no sex jokesHave faith anon.
>>12953810I never understood that filename
>>12953831The joke is that Jesse doesn't brush her teeth
Taking a drawing request.I will draw one simply thing with MS paint. I am not very good at drawing.
>>12953831The filename is compelling you to grab those ponies by their scruffs and pry open their mouth with your thick, muscular human fingers to force a toothbrush in there while their little tongues flap and writhe in protest.
>>12953841Draw a butt
>>12953837you didn't even see her teeth when they first started using that filename
>>12953841Draw a mare cunt getting fucked
>>12953841draw best pony
>>12953841Dash buttbumping Flutters
>>12953823>But he can't make a sex joke out of that.are you kidding meI can't make a sex joke out of femanon hugging a stallion
>>12953847You've been watching too much Bakemonogatari
>>12953849I've never understood why anons say this but I thought that was why
>>12953855that's what he said
HI Anon!
Goddammit September can't get here faster.
>>12953848
>>12953867Hi flutters~
>>12953869Hee he hee hhhe eh he h eh hee
>>12953868What happens in September? isn't pony restarting in November?
>>12953851
>>12953873I can hear it in my head.
>>12953879no, no. not second best. best.
Which pone would sing this to you?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmmqBAwxG-0
paint butt
>>12953879But it's a "second best" medal.
>>12953871H-how have you been, Anon?It's been so long since I've seen you~A-almost 2 days!
>>12953878Steam trial in Germany. It'll entertain me till Pony finishes booting.We really should upgrade pony with an SSD. It takes way too much for pony to finish rebooting.
>>12953884
>>12953890no no nopaint TAIL
>>12953896but that's worst pony.anon, do you even pone?
>>12953893I've been okay, how about yourself?
>>12953898she clearly doesn't have any paint on her tail in that image
Why are the royal sisters so cute as fillies?
>>12953894>Steam trial in GermanyOkay what the fuck did I miss? Did Gabe ate all of their sausages and stole their beer?
>>12953909They don't think it be like it is but it do.
>>12953904O-ok I guessIt would have been better with you~
>>12953894>Steam trial in GermanyWhat?
>>12953909Because you can impose your own perception of them that fits your needs due to them having no actual canon depiction where they're fillies.
yo!
>>12953912We grundrechte now?It's something about being able to resell your vidya.
>>12953912He ate all their clone hitlers.
>>12953912>ate>stole
>>12953919W-why do you say that?
>you will never a paintbutt
>>12953922Fuck Sweetie Belle, marry Apple Bloom, hug Scootaloo.
>>12953922Get a load of these qts.
>>12953912>EU makes new law>Law says taht EU citizens have the right to sell their vidya>Valve changes Steam EULA and ToS in such a way they are bypassing that law>consumers group in Germany said Fuck That and sued ValveTrial is in September. And knowing the EU Valve will lose.
>>12953933W-well Dash is niceB-but you're extra nice!
>>12953922Ariel's come a long way since she started drawing human ponies
>>12953947>tfw I'll finally be able to sell the 100+ games I've never played
>>12953947Forgot to clarify. That law says that any EU citizen has the right to sell what he acquired trough digital distribution.
>>12953947I think they're preparing for a ruling against themWhat with the community market and all
>>12953922I forgot I requested this, but thanks anyway!
>>12953952I can't help it around you
>>12953947Well, it's not right of them to try and circumvent the law like that.
>>12953957so it is her. i suspected that.plus, i'm having fun coloring them using the crayon tool>>12953970it's not done yet.
i'm happy
paint butt excites me so
>>12953967Kinda doubt it. If Valve is allowed to do that than all the companies will be able to do what they did and say "But Valve did it and you said it's okay" thus making the law useless.Also the EU always likes to fuck up corporations. Microsoft got fucked up. Google got fucked up. Microsoft got fucked up a second time. And Google is about to get fucked up again.
>>12953986>so it is her. i suspected that.Yeah, she has a pretty distinct hair and face style
>>12953996>And Google is about to get fucked up again.What?
>>12954003Nokia, Microsoft and a few other companies complained about Android. last I heard they are still analyzing the complaint but there's a big chance they'll launch an investigation against Google
>>12953988I'm not
>>12953988What's happiness?
>>12954036wake up, horse
>>12953988me too. good for you anon
>>12954046never
>>12954049Yeah, what about them?
>>12954018What is the complaint exactly? I mean it's Microsoft and Nokia so it's probably just bullshit.
>>12954049they don't like me
>>12954049however did you guess, twilight?
>>12954053horse, it's time to wake up
>>12954049Do you know any?
>>12954059It's too user friendlyNo one should make an os that doesn't suck and work at the same time
>>12954062just keep sleeping until it's nighttime again
>>12954018>EU taking Microsoft's sideThere's a first for everything.
>>12954075That makes perfect sense
>>12954075Can I sleep with pony
>>12954083pony will keep you awake
Would you a drunk princess?
>>12953947>steam drops out of the euro market and everyone loses all their gamesgood one legislation
>>12954088Nah, I sleep heavy, just like pony
>>12954059Actually it's not bullshit. Almost. You know why Microsoft got fucked in Europe right? Other companies complained that Microsoft was abusing the fact that they control the PC market and make IE the default browser. Microsoft got a huge fine and now in Europe when you buy a new Windows computer you don't have a browser installed. You get instead a program that makes you choose between IE, Firefox, Chrome, Opera and Safari.So Microsoft and Nokia and the other companies are accusing Google for doing the same with Android and it's Google services (gmail, youtube and all that stuff)
>>12954090Don't be an idiot
>>12954089I want to get drunk with Celestia and talk shit about various ponies in Equestria with her.
>>12954098jesus christ, really?that's fucked up
>>12954090You do know that Europe is their biggest or second biggest market by far right? That's not including Russia.
>>12954089Wait till sober.
>>12954089Would I call her guards and accompany them as they escort her back to her chambers where I tuck her in and sneak a kiss on the forehead and fall asleep in her foyer on a chair wrapped up in a blanket with a hot cup of chocolate and get a good night's rest so I can personally intercept the cook and bring her breakfast to her personally?
if I could sleep with sleepy horse for one night
>>12954106So would I. She seems like she'd be a fun drunk.
>>12954113That pony looks so comfy
>>12954112congratulations anon, you know how2waifu.
>>12954107Heh the EU gave another huge fine to Microsoft recently because they forgot to enabled that for Windows 7 SP 1. So in Europe again Windows 7 SP 1 came with IE installed. They fixed it eventually but the EU slapped their shit again.
>>12954112Oh man, that's so sweet.
>>12954098That's so retarded on so many levels
>>12954098I'm actually kind of okay with this. Android was getting far too tied in to Google services. If the EU have to start meddling again, at least it's about something that is arguably a real problem.
>>12954098Mabye they should offer viable alternatives to gmail and youtube them
>>12954136Welcome to Europe, where if you are a corporation get prepared to be fucked in the ass by the EU and the consumers.
>>12954148the alternative is the consumer being fucked in the ass by corporations.
>>12954148Which is honestly preferable to America's way of corporations fucking the consumers.
>>12954148Better than the alternative
>>12954160>>12954163>>12954170Hah!
>>12954160>>12954163unf
Sometimes I wonder if my projects are even worth it...
>>12954127PS the fine for the Windows 7 SP1 incident was 750 million dollars.
>>12954140I guess I don't see the problem too much since Android is a google thing, just like iphones are Apple's and it comes with Apple apps
>>12954178of course they are
>>12954182Windows was a Microsoft thing. They still got fucked. The reason why this is happening now is because Android has a huge market share. Also in Europe Windows Phone is doing quite well compared to other places. last I heard it was 7 or 8%
>>12954182there are tons of apps not developed by apple actuallyi have no idea how that's for android things
>>12954178I do, too... Then I remember that 1. it's better that not having one2. As long as I improve in the process, it won't be a loss
>>12954195you can get apps not by apple or google on either if I recall
>>12954204Yeah, you're right. I guess I'll get back to them.
>>12954195>>12954208That's not the problem.The problem is that when you buy an Android phone you already have other google apps installed no matter if you like it or not.
>>12954182iOS and WinPho are very restrictive platforms. Relatively speaking, Android is the most open of the big three and allows things like emulators and (real) alternative web browsers (all browsers on iOS are just shells for Safari.) These are some of the reasons why someone might buy an Android phone without being a particularly huge Google fan.
Bugs are gross
Hey Anon, I'll trade you this foil Derpy for your first edition Twily!
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
>>12954233FUCK YOU
>>12954229
>>12954191look att the colorssuch horsewow
>>12954263Bad meme
>>12954265>tfw this game isn't out for the PCWHY DOES HASBRO HATE MONEY?
>>12954277The pinnacle of animation.
>>12954269ok
Your penis got a~~~ll gobbled up by onee-san's pussy
horseboners
Step one: Try to be not so self-conscious.Two: Shift your weight into your haunches.
>>12954278>Not having an iOS or Android deviceU WOTHow is that even possible?
>>12954317that doesn't sound pleasant at allfirst off my dick is gone, fuck that
>>12954323I'm still waiting for a specific MLP doujin to get scanned, but I read this one last night and thought it was decent. It's not the best thing out there, but it's alright for something so short. And if you like centuars this is right up your alley.http://exhentai.org/g/620703/380b1b8741/
>>12954336>tfw Symbian
>>12954343>Being poor or a /g/igahipster
>>12954342>lolicon
>>12954336I still use my old mobile from like 2006.The email functionality on it is good enough for me.
>>12954353It's tagged improperly. There is no lolicon in that doujin at all. But I mean, if you're into that sort of thing I can hook you up with some great non-horse loli mangos
>>12954368oh, alrightpls don't
tfw you realize mlp is going to be 3 years old in a month and a half, and you've effectively wasted a good amount of your young adult life on a children's cartoon.
>>12954378there are far worse things I could've wasted it on though
>>12954378BUT AT LEAST WE HAD FUN, AMIRITE?!
>>12954378Man, I woke up thinking about this shit this morning.I'm not sad or anything, I'm just surprised I've spent so much time on a show like this.
>>12954378>tfw you had friends before
>>12954378Well I stopped playing WoW because of it.
>>12954388Of course
>>12954399This...
>>12954378I haven't spent a single day in my adult life not being into poni.
>>12954431dead?
>>12954432are you a pony fetus
>>12954432So what, you're 20 now?
>>12954449In two months.
hellois this thing on
>>12954458no buy a new one
>>12954378Began smoking half an ounce of weed per week since i started watching MLP, Early 2nd season production. Helps make multiple films/series that much more tolerable.
>>12954400>tfw I lost interest in vidya and do nothing else but browsing MLPG nowIt's the worst kind of drug. Even more addictive than MMOs
>>12954378To me, it was worth it to see cute ponies doing cute stuff. If this MLP doesn't exist, I would have wasted my time with some MOE anime.
>>12954473Last night I had a dream of Celestia speaking like she did then.Which is ironic since they are the same VA
>>12954471Faces from the front are not cute. They are uncanny.
>>12954483What would you do if you have 3 cute filly princesses on the ground, in that position?
Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all
>>12954491Tickle them till they gasp for air.
>>12954492Shutup AJ. Go buck some trees or something.
>>12954491
>>12954491Wake up.Hapened to me atleast two times.
>>12954492that's mean
>>12954477Pretty much this. If I hadn't "wasted" my time on here, I would have done some other unproductive thing.
Just a reminder, your princess waifu is a slut for samurai D
>>12954499
>>12954497#DWM
>>12954483you're uncanny
>>12954508I still haven't seen the ending of that show.I think I stopeed around episode 25 or so.
>>12954508That's not Twily.
>>12954508N-no, she's not
>>12954517>endingToo soon, man
>>12954495They all giggle with delight and they all hop on top of you. They want you to play with them or take them out for some ice cream. You think you could spend the whole day taking care of these fillies?>>12954498I am so sorry.
>>12954531Leaves from the vine
>>12954517>endingA-anon...
>>12954533>You think you could spend the whole day taking care of these fillies?Yes. I normally hate kids, but I would totally love to take care of those three.
>>12954499GAY
>>12954531It may be getting a comic continuation
>>12954554
>>12954533I hate it that Plastic Princes is pushed into the alicorn duo so much that it seems like a trio now.I think they should, actually, introduce more alicorns to ballance it out and pull Cadance down a little. So that there is a special "divine" race of alicorns (the alicorn of love, the alicorn of magic, the alicorn of wishful thinking, etc), and the two alicorns still stand above them as the rulers.
>>12954517For me the ending is the jumping episode. Till we get something else that's my headcanon and it makes the most sense.
>>12954561It does. IDW is the best comic people thing
>>12954572But he jumped good in the episode where the Scotsman Saves Jack
>>12954572Like I said, I didn't continue after I think episode 25.Anyone has a link to a good stream so that I can make up for that?
>>12954577He did? My memory is a little fuzzy. Which episode was that?
>>12954378eh.
>>12954508Not even jelly, everyone is a slut for Jack.
>>12954581>>12954581S4E07 or 46
>>12954568Just ignore the pink shit.
>>12954508Joke's on you. My waifu isn't a princess nor Celestia
>>12953867>>12953893>>12953919>>12953952>You will never have Fluttershy be your first best friend in Equestria, no matter if you're human or not>You will never eventually fall for her only to find out that she feels the same way about you>You will never have other ponies accept the relationship into their lives>You will never be the couple you always saw yourselves being. Be it Flutters or a different waifu of yours, it still hurts so bad.
>>12954572Doesn't make sense though, there's that episode where Jack fights that weird blocky blue guy with all the weapons, and Jack loses, but then some portal mirror shows Jack in the future with epic beard. So, jumping episode wasn't the end.
>>12954545I am on the same boat. That said, you enjoy your time with the fillies. You bought them to their parents and they are please you took care of them while they are gone.You would never see them again.>>12954568It was implied there are more Alicorns in the world in the Pony Game episode. Of course, I would agree with you that they should have just made Cadance a unicorn.
>>12954602>It was implied there are more Alicorns in the world in the Pony Game episodeWhat. Didn't she just said there are other empires?
>>12954602>that hideous airbrushed coloring
>>12954593I can't. I'd wish for the canon to end after the Discord two partner. But I simply cannot get that into my mindset.After all, Rainboy Gay got a pretty decent character arc finale with Wonderbolt Acadamey.
>>12954602>You would never see them again.W-what? Why would they do that to me?
>>12954545>I would totally love to take care of those three.>totally love to take care>love to take care>take careIn this context, 'Take care' translates to 'Rape'
>>12954407>>12954399>tfw you're closer with some MLPGers than you've ever been with IRL friends
>>12954602>their parentsI fancy the idea of calling Celestia's and Luna's parents they totally exist, here is proof! Thei and Einai. But I won't tell you, what that means.
>>12954636No it doesn't. They are fillies man, they aren't for sexual.
>>12954378I've learned so many art things, though. Afraid of wasting that time, I've invested in drawfagging, thus drawing for the major part of my MLPG browsing time.
>>12954647TELL ME!
>>12954647I want to punch that Luna
>>12954573Second best.
>>12954647>Cosmic superbeing sex
>>12954664what about this one
>>12954632
>>12954648Dat filly flank
>>12954658Thai means becoming, Einai means being.Because all things are made out of order and destructing, rigidity and movement.>>12954676Yes, that is my fetish. How did you tell?
>>12954609It implies more rulers like Alicorns. >>12954633You found them running around and away from their parents. Their parents were looking for them. Apparently, you found them (or they found you) and you look after them until you met up with the parents. They thank you for taking care of the fillies but the parent would not let something like this happen again. They are worry sick about them and they would keep an eye on them for a long, long time.
>>12954647It's greek, isn't it?
>>12954690No, bad Anon.
>>12954636>rapeMore like: love tenderly.Who wouldn't want to help a young filly discover the beauty of her body and teach her how to feel good and make her partner feel good?She might even get her qt mark
>>12954696It's greek.Greek culture predates latin culture, and is kinda the ideal of it. Since Celestia and Luna are latin words and Celestia's name heavily implies that she is better than Lua, it only makes sense to me to let their parents have greek names.
>>12954692Can't I just come over and play with them from time to time or something like that?
>>12954664
>>12954710You should help your child climax and experience the joys and sensation and relief of orgasm. This is very important. You should teach them to help you climax and do the same for them. Explain orgasm to them. Tell them how good it feels to boys and girls to obtain release, that orgasm is a pleasurable feeling in their bodies that they need to understand & experience & that they need to know how to bring it about with a partner. If they already masturbate, show them how to complete it to climax if they have not discovered it yet. If they do not really know how to masturbate, show them how and demonstrate yourself doing it. Tell them it's normal and healthy and they should do it to relieve sexual tension. A child is not stupid-but often ignorant due to lack of information. Inform them! A climax can be scary to a child, it is a powerful experience they may not have had yet. You must guide them & explain that it won't hurt them, & is even good for them!
>>12954712Does that mean their parents are siblings too?
I LOOOVE YOUUU PRINCESS CELEEEEEESTIAPRINCESS CELESTIAA III LOOVE YOUUUUYEEEES I DOOOOOI LOOOVE YOUUU PRINCESS CELEEEEEESTIAPRINCESS CELESTIAA III LOOVE YOUUUUYEEEES I DOOOOOAnd on the lazy days Ponies dissolve and drain awayThe Sun it goes And all awaitsThe day we are awaiting
>>12954716That's a scary post. You scary.
>>12954692>It implies more rulers like Alicorns.What would those other alicorns even represent?Life? Death? That would be a little too heavy for a show like this.Maybe some deities that are bound to their local power, like Tom Bombadil who is kinda a god of the place where he lives.
>>12954716Well that's creepy.
>>12954719I hope so. But they represent existence itself, so it really doesn't matter.
>>12954712I'm pretty sure they only picked Celestia because Sol kind of sounds like a fucking shit name for a pony princess
>>12954733There are people who honestly believe and do that. Probably hippies
>>12954745What about Soleanna?
>>12954729I still want an alicorn with a more earth pony side. An alicorn of trees or something like that, something with plants.>>12954750Woah, anger.
>>12954756Celestia isn't a cheap stripper
>>12954716I had zero guidance, figured it all out by the age of 11 without so much as the internet. Was just being stupid with the borderline pedophile-Filly stuff, But you took it all the way to incestial.
>>12954713Its a one time thing and they do not truth strangers. Your best bet is to join the Royal Guards and hope you are assign to watch over them.>>12954729I think something like Princess of Harvest, Princess of Air, Princess of Water, Princess of Fire, etc.
how come bug pone didn't use hypnosis on any of the other horses
>>12954745Solara would be possible.Or Helia. That would be fitting, because it's greek, and I am pretty sure Luna's original name was Selena, the greek word for moon.
>>12954762You're right.She's an expensive stripper
>>12954744>>12954719>Princest
>>12954767She isn't very smart.
>>12954758>Woah, anger.SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT
>>12954750I believe they're called Texans. Or as they're known here in Australia, 'Americans'.
>>12954767Because that episode was totally retarded ,and the writers themselves did not know what to do.>>12954766>Princess of FireSilly anon, that is Twilight.
>>12954786Such a great butt.
>>12954766Time to sign up for the military then... I just hope I don't get send to the front lines and mauled by some Griffon.
>>12954790
>>12954780Why is she the ruler? Couldn't she be replaced by her smarter, stronger, sexier sister Kakuna?
>>12954767Why would she bother hypnotizing them when she can just push them out of the way
okhave this cute picture coloredi liked coloring it, but it was definitely a lot to work with
>>12954799You know what I've been thinking? This desktop alert thing, there... It should include images as well.
>>12954790She is all lanky and skinny.
did someone say hippiesagain
>>12954767Because having the Baddies underestimate the Goodies leaves an easy plot-opening for positive endings. That formulas been in use for decades
>>12954796>not being a unicorn>no shooting hadoukens up their anusGit gout.
>>12954820Not enough fat. Looks almost unhealthy. Gimme Celestia everyday!
>>12954820AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12954832
>>12954820Aaaaaaaa! Someone feed her!
>>12954809Very nice!
>>12954823no
>>12954837
>>12954837>Dat Celestial gain of junk in her trunk
>>12954851worstpone pls go
>>12954851You don't seem really new.
>>12954855unf
>>12954829>they won't even allow me to get near their children again if it's under the risk of losing my life
>>12954855He's regenerated each season
So pony offered me explicit instructions to how to get to Eqeustria in exchange for a cookie
>>12954808I love Kevs sketches way more than most of his finished artwork.
Why aren't you playing GOTY, AKA Tales of Xillia with your favorite pony?Don't you want her to experience the best Tales game?
>>12954855What about when he got his MD and unicorn horn?
>>12954855I cannot unsee how lazy that hat is.
>>12954809The lip look so strange on Sweetie Belle. Its a cute coloring, though.>>12954796Anon, please. Its usually a time of peace and there is hardly any conflict. The thing you would be fighting is bored. Its not all bad, though. You meet with ponies like this one during your patrol or break. You think you will forget those princesses if you meet ponies like this?
>>12954875JRPGs are boring
>>12954876Different Cutie Mark doesn't count.
>>12954876that was his brothera pony can't just change cutie marks
>>12954869pony will never get my cookies
>>12954869Give her the cookie and pass on the instructions to me.
>>12954875That series is so boring.
>>12954875I'd rather play Majora's Mask, though I am not sure with whom.Maybe good ol' Applejack.
>>12954767Maybe it required the whole "love" thing to work? Bugpone was busy impersonating Cantdance by the time Rarity and AJ arrived, and Twily's love interest wasn't introduced until EQG
>>12954880>You think you will forget those princesses if you meet ponies like this?Probably not, but it's not like I will ever see them again..
>>12954880echo has such a bland design
>>12954887>>12954896>not playing GOTY#wow
>>12954875I played the gamecube one and it bored me to death.Also the voice acting was horrendous.
>>12954875Because I'm working on my own game.Not about horses, though, because that Ponett fella already got that covered with his Super Lesbian Horse RPG.
>>12954907call me when it isn't boringalso it's not goty
>>12954892I gave her a cookie since she was so hungry and said that there's no need to pay me and send her back to the portal. I mean it's not like anyone was interested in those instructions anyway.
>>12954880>Batsluts.
stay indoors, twilight sparkle
>>12954907I can't play GTA5 yet, you're right
>>12954823I thought you were going to draw GG.I put off sleep and everything.Jeez.
>>12954914Hello anon? It's anon. It's not boring.And it is very much so GOTY.
>>12954880>>12954845glad to hear you like it.i think the lip is a combination of perspective and the artist's style.
>>12954932get better taste in video games I guess? when was the last time a jrpg ever won goty
I am masturbating.
>>12954942Quiet Nasse.
>>12954942I could be fucking you right nowInstead you choose to jerk it
>>12954942I am writing you a response.
>>12954942to what
>>12954444pony fetus fetish is now truth
>>12954941I already have much better taste in games than you do, anon.
>>12954966ok
Would ponies like Bananas?
I haven't been saving art the way I used to.It's rarer to come across good ones.
>>12954961to what end
What if pony prank called you?
http://i.imgur.com/dsuhVkp.jpg
>>12954979Unicorns wouldMaybe pegasi tooMud ponies would hate them
>>12954941>when was the last time a jrpg ever won gotyThere is no such thing as "the" goty.Even Skyward Sword won a few goty awards.
>>12954989hunt pony downmurder pony
>>12954989Who is Pony Prank? How does she know my number?
>>12954993>tfw Apple hats us
>>12955000of course it did, it's a zelda game
>>12954989Block number.
>>12955009what kind of reaction is that
>>12954867>ponebrone
spoilered for lewd
>>12954809This is great, though Sweetie looks a bit off like the other Anon said. Thanks for posting it on the sub, too, since I'm not on my usual computer.
>>12955051but why aren't they fucking
>>12955030The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>>12955040This is from Family Guy, right?
>>12954930I'm not drawing right nowtoo tired>I put off sleep and everything.well that was silly
>>12955084Hm...
>>12954350I had a note 2 just so i could practise drawing pone on it. That feel when being stolen after owning it for only 4 months.
Any good horseboners latey?
>>12955056sweetie's lip was always a bit odd and i don't make any major adjustments to sketches/lineart i get, besides maybe cleaning up bits of linesthanks though
>>12954930>staying up in hopes that a drawfag will do somethingdudewow
>>12955084I wish I could hate you to death.
What are the parents of the mane 6 called?
>>12955062That comes laterShe'll ravage Dash till she begs for mercy, straining against her shacklesAnd then some more.
>>12955101draw big round celestia butt. I beg you. I need this from you.
>>12955126Twilight: horse and horseRarity: horse and horseFS: horse and horseRD: horse and horsePP: horse and horseAJ: dead and dead
>>12955040WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPSITS ALMOST LIKE EVERYONE IS YELLING
>>12955143Who is Vinyls favorite musical artistDEDHORSE
>>12955143Why not Big Mac and Granny Smith?
>>12955040>Pretty pone princess will never commit to marrying you when you're just a kid
>>12954993For what purpose does she offer her rump?
>>12955040All ponis should have pony tails.
>>12954993>tfw apple hats us and cut all ties
>>12955183apparently he still streams a lot.but apple's always been this way
dog
>>12955202Its not friday
>>12955202>wow so frenship>elemnets of harmon
I'm seriously going to cry if they ever announce a season 5.
>>12955176To rest your head on it and take a nap
>>12955218>on>not in
>>12955183I don't think Apple hates as. He just doesn't seem to be able to spend a longer period of time within a certain community without going insane.
>>12955202cats > dogs
>>12955199>>12955229Yeah, I really like his skill, but I attribute his actions to the fact he's still pretty young. How old is he? I believe under twenty.
>>1295523718
>>12955230mice > cats
>>12955230I agree
This has no business giving me a boner
>>12955229I dont blame him
>>12955230No way man
mpreg
>>12955245This guy gets it.
>>12955248>Hee hee>I'm a cat
>>12955136be careful what you wish for
>>12955230Oink.
>>12955261what an awful file extension
>>12955255>implying her brain won't hurt like hell when she bites it off accidentally
>>12955255Why would you deep throat a popsicle?
>>12955261no thank youI'll take the mystery box instead
>>12955255Silly zebra, that's not how you eat a popsicle.
>>12955265Oh god damn it GG what the fuck
>>12955265>that dialog
>>12955265I like it.
>>12955265now post it on tumblr
>>12955265BIGGER
>>12955255Who eats a Popsicle this way?
>>12955265>>>12955296thisit's great
>>12955301A zebra.
>>12955265TENOUTTATEN
>>12955261>your futa waifu will never make you pregnant
>>12955265okayseriously thoughhere's the proper dialog
>>12955318It's probably too lateSomeone will inevitably post the first version on derpibooru and then...
>>12955318WHAT ABOUT CURVY LUNA?
>>12955265now put someone under it
boy this thread sure got quiet
>>12955296>>12955265So I can reblog it!
>>12955338now draw tiny bugbutt
>>12955338everyone is masturbaiting.You killed the thread.
>>12955347>tiny bugbutt>tiny>bugbutt>TINY>BUGBUTTThere you go. I'm mad now.
>>12955331TOO LATE FUCKERhttp://derpiboo.ru/404554http://derpiboo.ru/404554http://derpiboo.ru/404554
>>12955318That's hilarious. I want IRL big booty bitches to say that.I use the term "bitch" affectionately
Pony scrunched at me!
>>12955354but she has like no ass whatsoeveronly Shining Armor and Hank Hill have flatter butts
>>12955356
>>12955362Pony scrunched at me too!We need to stop this sick filth before it spreads out even more!
>>12955363>mfwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuNCMYKViN4
>>12955363But she can transform into anything, including a version of herself with more "treasure".
>>12955373Maybe, but that would be an absurd and frivolous use of magicshe wouldn't do such a thing without a very good reason
>>12955368Pony is out of control!
>>12955265I RECOGNIZE THAT DIALOG!
>>12955382>chrysalis turning into CelestiaIt would be soooo hard to resist...
>>12955390>It would be soooo hardDamn right.
>>12955388It doesn't make any sense that this joke still makes me laugh
>>12955382Isn't getting more love a reason enough?
>>12955395Don't worry, Anon.I still think it's funny too
>>12955388>look at comic>don't understand>suddenly>realization>mfw
>>12955409so dumb and yet so funny
>>12955390Eh, it's more like she's conjuring herself white, clean boxers.
>>12955395
>>12955419so seriously thoughwhy did B^Uckley even make that comic in the first placedid he not realize how fucking stupid it was
>>12955370Make your butt look flatMake that shit flatUse the art of perspectiveOr hide it in a hat
>>12955417unf
>>12955427a poor, misguided attempt at drama
>>12955395I don't get it.
>>12955416>>12955409>>12955395SIMPLE THINGS PLEASE SIMPLE MINDS.
>>12955417Well, she's mid transformation, she'll change completely into Celestia
>>12955438Nevermind, >>12955427 explains it
>>12955437Remember that story line he did with the robots?It was funny in an unintentional way
>>12955318[music]
>>12955465>Remember that story line he did with the robots?No because I don't read that gay comic.
>>12955465I feel like I missed a lot
>>12955471I read it ironically
>>12955318II don't know if I save this in the unf pony or the regular pony folder
>>12955482>he only has 2 folders
>>12955465http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e60JlM6ZXHc
>>12955491I WILL FIGHT YOU
>>12955495Here's a pony
>>12955495
>>12955495I stole them! I stole all of them!Including you.
>>12955499>that second partGold
>>12955506I like that guy's Rarity. Super cute.
>>12955506I like ponies in the morning
>>12955518>Rape me
>>12955518He likes her too. Sexually.
>>12955518This looks like it's from a 90's CD-ROM game.
>>12955520>messy haired rararararyes pls
>>12955526Who wouldn't?
Chubby Rarity makes me feel thingspls stop
Why are you people posting a slut and worse pony?
>>12955571>$450,000>she only threw in the first four bags of cokeDamn it Pinkie we're supposed to be professionals!
>>12955595No one is posting Dash.
>>12955586What things?
Please use the proper trigger warnings in the future. I have been traumatized by these threads and I know that I am not the only one. Be courteous.
>>12955586>stopnoderpiboo.ru/324694
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>12955601Trigger Warning: Cyberbullying Shut up you faggot
>>12955595I'm pretty sure no one's posting Pinke.
>>12955600I don't know what to call it.But whenever I see Rarity my chest starts to hurt and I get butterflies in my stomach and then I can't stop thinking about her.When she's a pudgy it just makes it worse.I think I might be dying.
>>12955611There are no words to express my disgust
http://derpiboo.ru/362366?scope=scpee9b916008a5d271a5694cf97b8b21e26cf71ca1eyoooothis is mad unf
>>12955601HORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSEHORSEINTERCOURSE
>>12955619Would you hold her soft body while she says sweet nothings?
>>12955637Well, those spoiler tags didn't work like they should...
>>12955639No.
>>12955619ANON HAS A WAIFUANON HAS A WAIFU
>>12955630>fat sweaty PinkieN-No
I prefer sleek and FAST.
>>12955623You wouldn't a squishy Rarara?
>>12955642No thanks I'm good. Just bought some.
>>12955639Y-Yeah, if she'd let me.>>12955644I DO NOT. GIRLS ARE GROSS
goomans
>>12955654>pony tail Rarity
>>12955654NoBecause Rarara would never be like that.But that Rarara you posted? GODDAMN THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO HER
>>12955619>>12955658ANON AND RARITY SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
>>12955630>>12955647Would you rather a playful pone pillow with perfectly pliable pudge?
>>12955674Mane covering one eye Rarity>>>>Any other kind of Rarity.
pony wants to meet you at a cafe
>>12955652If you had to sleep with one pony nonsexually then who would you pick?
>>12955654>belly button
>>12955694This one. Just look at her.
>>12955688Further proof that I am right
>>12955678FIRST COMES LOVETHEM COMES MARRIAGETHEN COMES AN ABRUPT, TRAGIC MISCARRIAGETHEN COMES BLAMETHEN COMES DESPAIR.TWO HEARTS DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIRANON LEAVES RARA AND TAKES THE TREED-I-V-O-R-C-E
>>12955693Is pony picking me up? Because I have no means of transportation. Is pony paying? Because I have no money.
>>12955697why does this bother you, anon
Do we have a hires version of this cover yet?
>>12955693Un, sure. I don't like being in cafés alone, but if pony doesn't stand me up, it should be fine.
>>12955714Even more proof.
>>12955717I've never heard of that part.
>>12955694this one
>>12955724>that CelestiaI want it.>>12955734It's from a Cyanide and Happiness comic
>>12955717I can totally believe kids made this ending upI FUCKING HATE KIDS. THEY ARE LITTLE DEVILS.
>>12955717Welp, time to adopt and never leave my waifu
>>12955688>>12955714>>12955733rarity a shit in any formprove me wrong
>>12955724>That Celestiaunf
http://i.imgur.com/ZDWY6f5.png
>>12955745Your waifu is a bad character and should be cut from the show
>>12955722Flat chest + belly button is a dangerous combination, and I am not a pedophile.
>>12955749kiss her asshole
>>12955749>apple triggering himself
What would a pony foley artist's cutie mark look like?
>>12955765Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>12955724Is that the cover for the Celestia mini?
>>12955770No, it's #13.
>>12955775Oh, okay. Thanks.
>>12955724Oh man, I hope we see more of Twilight in that outfit.
>>12955770There's gonna be a Celestia mini?
>>12955749I couldn't handle sunhorse telling me that it's okay to do anything I want to her. I would collapse into a pile of spaghetti.
Would you?
>>12955790Apparently, Anon kept talking about it.
>>12955790Yes.
>>12955794Yeah, if she just told me I could do everything I'd probably unable to do anything at all.
>>12955782hey Spaerkwhat sort of Celestia would you like drawn for your birthday?lewd or non lewd
>>12955794>>12955804She would chuckle good-naturedly, get close to you and rub faces with you and tell you it's okay.
>>12955795Help Pinkie lose weight? Sure
>>12955797I need this.Also:Rarity mini > AJ mini > Pinkie mini >>>> Rainbow Dash mini > Fluttershy mini > Twilight "immediately closed the tab after seeing the artstyle" Sparkle mini
>>12955795I'd her like she were candy.The left version of course.
>>12955794That is precisely how she wants you
>>12955809That's not what you do with buckets, you fucking retard.
>>12955810Oh, uhm... silly Celestia I guess.Or cheesecake.
>>12955838
>>12955826Are you ready to be her coach? Are you ready to be on the same diet as her so she doesn't feel alone? Are you ready to deal with her breakdowns because "she loves sweets too much. She's been feeling empty since the beginning of the diet. She can't go on"?
>>12955818>>12955836Oh god no please I would lock up in fear and probably blush like a retard.
>>12955818Is she trying to kill me?
>>12955795Apple why do you keep posting your own art with fake filenames? Are you really so desperate to pretend you're not the one posting?
WHO SAID CAKE?!
>>12955852
>>12955852Just like with real girls.You are such a disapointment.
>>12955795>inversed nipplesHoly shit.
>>12955851I hardly think I'm qualified as a physical trainer but I'm sure I can try to motivate her
>>12955752Well of course they have flat chests, they don't have breasts up there.
>>12955852>>12955860She'd smile, and ask you what your favorite book is.
>>12955843oki'll see what i can do. i know it's soon, but when exactly?
>>12955878motivate her with sex?
>>12955866
>>12955876They aren't inverted, just kinda fat and dome-like since she's not aroused
I saw an actual little girl at the store today in a pinkie pie shirt, she was around 6 years old.it was a weird reminder to me that this show is really for little kids.
>>1295588820th of SeptemberAnd you don't have to do anything if you don't want to/don't have time
>>12955869No Celestia, you don't understand!
>>12955904Did you break up crying? I know I would have.
>>12955891If you mean motivate her with sex by denying her it until she loses weight and looks better.
>>12955654Is it time to oil up?
>>12955870>disappointmentsome girls think it's really cute
>>12955923>girls>even a single one>implyingYour dad died knowing you would not gift him a grandson, right?
>>12955909What?You don't want to make your princess happy?
>>12955918No see what you do is say that you'll have good sex if she works out, and when she does you let her do all the sex work to make her work out even more!
>>12955923Not any good girls.You fucking loser.
New thread where?
>>12955933he already knows I hate kids
>>12955943>>12950514>>12950514>>12950514
>>12955943>almost 50 images earlyDude what?
>>12955943You're 42 images too early
>>12955941you'll never get anywhere with a bad attitude like that
>>12955949>>12955951I'm dumb. My bad.
shh guyspony is asleep
>>12955949>>12955951epik trold
>>12955958Lazy ass.
>>12955958HEY I CAN SEE YOUR BUTT
>>12955794>spaghetti memei am getting sick of this meme nowhttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spaghetti-storieswhy wont it die like its supposed to
>>12955946Same here, man, my parent's are gonna be so disappointed.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/b06013c906798a43ee3f802d8b9f01b3/tumblr_mrqb7kJuO61sqnofvo2_1280.jpg
>>12955887Well, that was a sudden change of topic..I don't know, I've read too many to single one out as my favourite one.
>tfw busy today>tfw can't waste all my time ponying
>>12955965Because it has no successor yet.Troll became Jimmy Rustles became ruse became b8.
>>12955977>>12955887I'd choose one about the sun, you know, just as a hint.
>>12955935Well it's just that I'm probably no good at it and there's tons of other guys who are really skilled and I'm not experienced and Celestia is very pretty and I'm not that good looking so you see I don't think I'm the best guy for that.
>>12955878Don't worry, regular physical trainers barely have any qualification either.
>>12955977So just tell her about one you liked.
>>12955980>tfw so much to do>tfw wasting all my tie ponying
>>12955965Shut up, DustyKatt
>>12955987I miss the genuine coolface.
>>12955887The Seawolf is probably the book that influenced my character the most when i was a teenager.
>>12955965because its literally made to be more fitting the stupider it gets. It's locked in place, forever representing the hardship of social misfortune
>>12955974Great idea, bad execution.
>>12955991
>>12955996What you gonna do? *gets grabbed by the throat*
>>12955994
>>12956003>a meme that can last foreveri dont think so pal, you sound like a professional memer in denial.
>>12955993I liked Midgard.But how is that related to pone at all?
>>12955965http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKYsLQ-98A
>>12956003>>12956019>the meme predestinated to outlive all memes
>>12956000>>12956022She nods encouragingly and asks you to give a quick overview of the book. Her tail brushes your ear.
>that feel when you will never your waifu
>>12956024I knew this video reminded me of something.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL0GfDg7kkQ
Why is Celestia so ugly?
>>12956019Well, the advice animal shit has lasted for what, 8 years low?
As you are reading this I am petting and scratching her ears of my waifu who is here with me, sitting in my lap and reading a book.
Oh boy we memes now?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQkill me
>>12956046that feel
>>12956053That's nice. I'm enjoying tea with my wife, Twilight Sparkle.
>>12956051She has the best design of the entire show. She is colourful, but not to clourful. Every part of her has multiple colours, but you can directly sum them up under one colour.
>>12956007Celestia no m-muh philophilia
>>12956053But are you euphoric
>>12956052im not talking about facebook and readdit who still overuse the memes.i havnt seen advice animals here in years.
>>12956063Yep. Pink.
>>12956063i never liked her design, it's too garish
>>12956070Pink is not a color
>>12956063Kind of like Saruman in the books
>>12956037>asking me to give her a summary of a book I read like fifteen years ago>while brushing her tail against my earThat wouldn't be a very complete or coherent summary
>>12956056>there are people like this who want more memes in mlp>and megahn is listening to them for some reason
>>12956037Okay, it's about that guy, Humphrey van Weyden who accidentally gets on the ship of Captain Wolf Larsen. He is a complete asshole, and a beast of a man, but at the same time very intellectual. Over the course of the book he educates the longhair Humphrey to be more like the life on seas is supposed to be, and meanwhile negates all kinds of values of life, all sense of life, all goals in life, with simple speeches.
>>12956063Well, I suppose if the goal of her design was to make her ugly, then it was a resounding success.
>>12956089There's not a single meme in the show
>>12956077Well, that's because everyone has their own opinions, anon.Too bad that yours are so bad.
>>12956095Oh yeah? What about 20% cooler?
>>12956091What about her is ugly?yeah, yeah, b8 and all that
>>12956103Don't act like an idiot on purpose
>>12956103>being this retard and newwow
>>12956103That's the comics.
>>12956095she knows s4 story is so awful the only way to remain popular is to stuff it with memes
>>12956103b8
>>12956114You're a fucking retard
>>12956114I can't believe I live in a world where people don't know the difference between pop-culture references and memes
>>12956125At this point, they're one and the same.
>>12956114>tfw reading on a forum I am frequenting since many years ago about some guy who wants to explain why FiM is not just for children, and all he says is basically that it had a background reference about Big Lebowski.
>>12956085Just do your best.>>12956090Fascinating. And you say this was influential in your upbringing? Did you do any sailing yourself?
>>12956114You know what pop-culture references are, right? The previous seasons had a ton of them already and people loved them
>>12956125Yes, yes they are. Don't you know what a meme is?
>>12956140Not a pop culture reference
>>12956114oh fuckthere's going to be some kind of reference to Celestia sending ponies "TO THE MOOON!", isn't there?
>>12956140Did you also get an aneurysm when you saw the Big Lebowski ponies?
>>12956129Why are you upset about this being in FiM? Other shows have been doing this for years without any problems.
>>12956064
>>12956135>Fascinating. And you say this was influential in your upbringing? Did you do any sailing yourself?No, but I grew up to be a cynic nihilist, exactly like Wolf Larsen, because Wolf Larsen was just... right. With everything he said.And sometimes I am afraid I will die just like he did.
>>12956147how the fuck are we going to know anon? We don't work on the show.
>>12956147That's not a pop-culture reference, no
Is the term "hippophilia" a thing? If not I'd like to coin it.
>>12956150this may be impossible for you to comprehend but there are some people who care more about the story than seeing videogame and nerd references in their show.
>>12956135>Just do your best.I-I could just read her the summary from the binding
>>12956166>"hippophilia"Of course it's a thing, check google.
>>12956172If you care so much about story why are you watching a predictable episodic slice-of-life adventure show?
>>12956174You know she doesn't give a shit about the book, right?She just wants to spend time with you.
>>12956172god you're densealso>Fim>having a story
>>12956172Pop culture references aren't videogame and nerd references.
>>12956192Why are women such indirect manipulative cunts
>>12956184>adventure showthis is all i ever wanted in mlp but it feels like hope for this is dead. the "adventures" have been doing are so terrible recently with everything being solved in 1 episode by the same asspull bullshit.
>>12956207Hi, /r9k/
>>12956172I don't see why you think one or two pop culture references (which have been in all 3 seasons) is detrimental to the story of anything.I do agree that making something that relies solely on references is a terrible way to do things because it shows a lack of creativity, but that is most likely not the case here.You also seem to be implying that pop-culture references only consist of "video game and nerd shit" which is just plain silly and false.
>>12956216>recentyYou mean since S1E1?
>>12956197there was a story in s1, they got our hopes up.
>>12956153Hmm. A cynic and a nihilist, but credulous and fearful. Not necessarily traits that are at odds with each other.>>12956174It's been a while since you've read this, hasn't it? Perhaps you'd enjoy refreshing your knowledge of it together she asks before nipping your ear.
>>12956216>the same asspull bullshit.I seriously cannot think of a single adventure episode that didn't do this.Sometimes I think people forgot everything about the show.
>>12956192I know.I'd probably hold the book up-side down and stammer some nonsense anyway.
>>12956209Such lanky ponies.
http://derpiboo.ru/404221Oh my god. I think my dick exploded.
>>12956262That's just unappealing
>>12956232>that realistic horses assyesssssssssssssss. this guy knows his shit.
>>12956232>Hmm. A cynic and a nihilist, but credulous and fearful. Not necessarily traits that are at odds with each other.I wouldn't exactly call me credulous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7k2MkVYLDEdo you love your fridge anon
>>12956274Shut the fuck up, if the princess calls you that, you'd better accept it.
>>129562625/10Penis is not impressed
>>12956152I couldn't handle it. I would be beyond putty.
>>12956232>before nipping your ear.Well, now she's done it, now I definitely won't be able to summarize it.We sure could read it together though
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>>12956274you sound pretty credulous to me
>>12956303I wish he'd draw more ponies.
>>12956305Shut up, I'm talking to the princess.
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>>12956288Predictable, but so cute. I'm never changing fridges.
>>12956311That was the princess.
>>12956343Oh for fuck's sake, MLPG. You ruined my almost date with Celestia.Fuck this shit. I'm out.
>>12956309Go to his thread and ask?
>>12956357No, I mean, the other one. Luna. Celestia would probably praise your boldness.
>>12956313Whats that look supposed to tell me?
>>12956293would you cuddle her rump?
>>12956369Why would I want to date that fucking flat-ass with social retardation?Fuck you, you dickbutt. You ruined a part of my life.
>>12956383Why is that horse wearing panties?
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>>12956386I won't lie, if Celestia was that accepting and sweet to me, I'd do anything for her.
>>12956301I bet Celestia would invite you to a "private reading" later in a room with plush pillows and blankets and she'd prompt you to read the book aloud while she rests her body next to yours, eventually putting her head in your lap and smiling with closed eyes.And THEN she discusses everything that you've read to her to that point, asking your take on the writing and the characters.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>12956452>tfw reading that post gave me a fuzzy feeling in the stomachI need help.
>>12956303Me too.
>>12956452Not him but I would love that. Would she mind if I stroke her mane while I tell her my part of that story?
>>12956432"Why don't you lay your head on my flank and tell me about your day?"While you're talking, her wing lays over your chest, rubbing back and forth occasionally. It's warm.
>>12956483Help from Celestia?
Celestia impersonates you on AIM and has chats with Luna almost every night. Sometimes chats will last for hours on end and Luna will always end it with saying how much she loves having someone to talk to. How after 1000 years of being alone, she finally has someone besides her sister she can find company in. Eventually, 'You' ask Luna out on a date, you tell her to meet you in the Canterlot Gardens. She raises the moon in literally seconds (flabbergasting ponies across Equestria) and flies down to the gardens, she waits all night for you but you never come. Meanwhile, Celestia lowers her binoculars when Luna starts crying and is giggling like a mad mare from the highest point of the castle.The next night, Luna crashes the moon into your house, but luckily you were out stargazing. You love the vivid night sky here in Equestria. Princess Celestia kindly offers you a home in Canterlot castle but you have to work in the library organizing books. Princess Luna apologizes for accidentally destroying your house but still makes life hell for you by summoning you into the library at night and then never showing up, Princess Celestia just seems to enjoy your company maybe a little too much with her constant tail flicks, Princess Twilight's finally glad to have someone she can converse with when she's in the library.
>>12956508And what about Princess Applejack?
>>12956508Can't I investigate to try to discover why Luna hates me?
>>12956508I accept this fate, completely and utterly. I would love to be in a mess that Celestia create, or be with Celestia herself, or talk to a cute purple pony in the library.
>>12956488shes been doing all this to get you more comfortable and less spaghetti for your sakei think it would be part of her plan
>>12956554This. Heck, being in Equestria would already be so cool.
I had dreams about being at a horse show, and I had to go over a six foot jump, and all these Bronies were trying to spook my horse to get me killed, so I tied my jacket around the horse’s face (as you would to lead a horse out of a fire if they were spooked, but never a jump) and they kept throwing things in the ring and I just stood up in the stirrups and told my horse “I’ll guide you blind” and we went over a 6 foot jump. When I got out of the arena, the Bronies were gone. I think it was really symbolic.
Why is this so unf?
>>12956490This actually makes me feel. God I am so lame.
>tfw alicorns are just unicorns with wings and nothing more
Afternoon
>>12956559Not like she is spilling hers. How does this end? Do I get to finish the book to Celestia?
>>12956575>twilight mindbreak, corruption and pregnancytake a wild guess
>>12956575Because it's five OCs.
>>12956575You like OCs?
>>12956575You like self-insert and slavery.In other word, its crap.
>>12956588Reminder that I hate you for making Sugar likeable and request more please.
>>12956588Evening
>>12956575Extremely low standards.
>>12956490Source of that pic?
>>12956579"That's nothing to be ashamed of."She kisses your forehead and hugs you with her wing. It feels like a glove.
>>12956497Preferably, yes.
So MLPG I did what you said. Asked Rarity out. SHE SAID YES
>>12956593yeah, that's probably it.
