Topics are for fagsSoon to be dead horse>>12926446
fart fart fart faaaaaaart
>>12930095what do you know about bait
>>12930092I actually read that in a compressed version of Hank's voiceHelp
boop boop boop
>>12930078>Topics are for fags>fagsWhere do you think we are?
Topic is now Derpyyou did this to yourself OP
>>12930078>topics are for fagsLet's say you have the ability to rewrite a character's personality, let it be main or background character.Which one do you choose and why?
>>12930152derpy you said?
>>12930152She is a cute pony.
>>12930152and here comes the shitposter
>>12930160Applejack, because she deserves to have a personality.
>>12930166Yes, Derpy my dear anon>>12930169She certainly is
>>12930078>having links to previous threadsOhImSureYouHaveNeverStartedADisscussionThread.jpeg
>>12930160rarity because she's a fucking slut.
>>12930160I would say I would rewrite Twilight and make her a cute nerd from Season 1 and not some crazy pony they force her into in season 2 and 3.
>>12930183rarity would be a fat, drunk, overrated pony, wouldn't she
>>12930189She was never 'just a cute nerd' in S1 and always had that little bit of crazy. Your world is a lie you tell yourself anon.
>>12930183Its the mane and her color scheme.
>>12930160I would say Candyass and Shining Armor but they don't really have any personality to begin with. I hope the upcoming comic rectifies this problem.
>>12930200Exactly; the crazy didn't show because there was nothing to SHOW the crazy
>>12930206I'd rectify Candyass and Shining Armor if you know what I mean
>>12930200Until S2 and S3 made that "an overwhelming majority of crazy"
>>12930200This. She hasn't really changed, we only got more informations about her personality.
>>12930206haha oh godwhat's the original
>>12930200They did not have to force it in a whole episode, twice.
>>12930225Yes, now we know she's a pretty flawless princess like Cadence.
>>12930228LZ and what?In timecop it was actually justified.
>>12930187>implying she sleeps around
>>12930206>shining neckbeardII want thisI want it so badI want thisI want this so bad it's driving me mad it's DRIVING ME MAD
>>12930200Twilight was written reasonably well in Season 2. She was there when an intelligent or organized character was needed and freaked out when things didn't go exactly how she had planned, or when she thought things wouldn't go how she had planned. Season 3, she had her cute nerd moments but, eh... Still my favorite pony.
>>12930225She was the main character that is somewhat witty and a bit naive in season 1. Forcing her to go crazy is not what I call a good way of adding a personality. Hell, the writer interview even mention that they did this in Lesson Zero just for amusement to the audience.
>>12930246there's a reason she's popular.Its not because she's pretty either.Well..that's part of the reason
>>12930246I have high hopes.
>wake up late on sunday>instantly reach for laptop and open mlpg>quickly peruse posts>nobody is talking about ponutswhy do i even bother to wake up
>>12930252Season 3 made Twilight go back to her root in Season 1, somewhat. Except Pony Game. That is a horrible episode for her and Pinkie.
>>12930246>bringing around a monster manual>the Second monster manual>go around with a bag of diceWhy?
>>12930256>Hell, the writer interview even mention that they did this in Lesson Zero just for amusement to the audience.BREAKING NEWSCARTOON WRITER WRITES THINGS TO AMUSE THE AUDIENCE
>>12930260they've got to do SOMETHING to characterise shiny and cantdance, because god knows they haven't done anything of the sort in the show, despite both of them having more and more screentime and Cadence becoming more centric to the plot than Celestia and Luna.
>>12930206>>12930249>Cadance has always been the outgoing, athletic one>Shining Armor has always been the reticent, nerdy oneShining's special talent is keeping others out.He's thrown his wife and stood around with a whistle.He's not really a stallion of action.
>>12930260OOPS THERE GOES ANOTHER RUBBER PLANT
>>12930269>PinkieThat is the one character I will say the fucked up in S3 with the exception of TMPP
>>12930273But do they really have to fuck up her personality just for that? Time Cop done it in a much subtle way, though that episode still falls on Twilight going crazy.
>>12930260Man, Cadance is one sexy pony
>>12930331That wasn't supposed to link there>>12930246
>>12930331Cadance has absolutely zero personality.
>>12930391Well, I wasn't talking about her character.
>>12930393>posting unrelated humans in pony threads
>>12930411did she poop all those roses
>>12930203Her cutie mark is pretty rad too. I like the bubbles>>12930223poor Rarity
i want to enjoy herbal tea with zecora
>>12930434Have you been up all night?
HEY HEY YOU YOU
>>12930445I DON'T LIKE YOUR PONEFRIEND
>>12930375i remember looking at this picture when i have just started drawing and thought about how superbly great it looked. how times change.it still isn't bad though.
Where did it all go so wrong
>>12930434JJ is really incapable of drawing different kinds of faces, right?
>>12930424Yep.Cadnce poops roses, just like Rainbow Dash farts rainbows.
>>12930331rediv pleaseShe's taken
>>12930448NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
>>12930458the sameface thing is not a joke.
>>12930432Her bubbly personality is a giant plus for Derpy.
>>12930457Obama became president
>you will never enter the poniverse
>>12930462IS THAT A CAT
>>12930448NO WAY NO WAYI THINK YOU NEED A PONUT
>>12930482they represent her bubblebutt
you know, I started making atulpa about last year.What a luck I stopped after two months.
>>12930411Yeah, no I understand. The only thing she does well is look pretty. I could be more lewd about that but fuck it
Now entering the PONE ZONE__________________________________________________________________________________
>the gamertag Buttons Mom is taken
>>12930484>You will never be the main character of a Pony Mystery Dungeon game
>>12930485No it's a pony.
>>12930492I bet its incredibly soft.
Rub-a-dub-dub two pones in tub
>>12930453it's nice and cute
>>12930502Just use [MTHRLY]xXxX420BUTTONS_MOM[HOT][GRILL]XxXx
>>12930496Your half-formed tulpa is still lingering around you, unseen, and hateful towards you for abandoning it in that state. It stalks you while you sleep, waiting to strike when you least expect.
such is life in the zone
>>12930525>Your half-formed tulpa is still lingering around you, unseen, and hateful towards you for abandoning it in that state.That's some Full Metal Alchemist shit right here
>>12930525>>12930496tulpa; an imaginary friend for adults, also DIY multiple personality disorder WHATCOULDGOWRONG
>>12930546>tulpa; an imaginary friend for adultsSee also: religion
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING ARSTOTZKAPLEASE HAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS READY__________________________________________________________________________________
>>12930546its called opening your third eye, try it some time and dont let your rational brain stunt you
>>12930423It really is
>>12930562but in religion they don't know they're playing pretend. so by that definition tulpa people are the epitome of sanity.
>>12930565>this fucking image
>>12930588euphoric fedorautismcore atheism is also a religion
>>12930577>opening your third eyeyou are a moron
>>12930513Soft like cast iron perhapsHer butt is a wrecking ball
>>12930600i love the genuine look of concern in Rarity's eyes
>>12930603ALL ENTRANTS REQUIRE A PASSPORT.WHERE IS YOUR PASSPORT?
>>12930601Do they worship the great Neck Bear?
>>12930607At least you didn't call him Dino-Fag, that would have been genuinely insulting.
To all the faggots that insulted my waifuGET FUCKED
>>12930525>Your half-formed tulpa is still lingering around you, unseen, and hateful towards you for abandoning it in that state. It stalks you while you sleep, waiting to strike when you least expect.
>>12930565http://i.imgur.com/THu5oPy.jpgI don't think that artist knows how spines work
http://i.imgur.com/jEdxlkP.pngDid someone say button?
>>12930621Sounds pretty cool, actually. I'm all for worshiping giant beasts.
>>12930636Is that the same person who does the heart inflation pictures?
>>12930634the face looks like gavalanche
>>12930636>those shitty body proportions on Big Mac
>>12930615She has very strong feelings for Appeljack
>>12930636Holy fuck, that face.
>>12930659I know, right? His dick should be at least three times larger.
>>12930636>big mac>not another colt of button's age
>>12930661Very strong platonic feelings that will never go beyond such.
>>12930661I love that ship
>>12930611Its still a cute butt, nonetheless.
>>12930677Well you're a faggot so that's to be expected
>>12930675well not that they would plan for it to
>>12930677It's my favorite fantasy.
>>12930413That's Applebloom you retard
>>1293066110/10 ship, almost canon
>>12930686They wouldn't have to plan against it, because it won't happen.
>>12930674>another colt>not anon
Has a girl ever hit on you, mlpg?
>>12930679That is quite true anon, quite true
>>12930687Lying to a pony about how they look?
>>12930690no this is applebloom
>>12930704yes it was awfulI'm here to study not flirt asshole
>>12930636Why does Big Mac want to fuck pony arthur?
>>12930697only if shota anon
>>12930706And maybe you'll have children with Celestia and Luna and Twilight Sparkle and Cadance and Big Mac.
>>12930721He'll fuck anything that looks like a mareHell if you put on a skirt and bent over
>>12930704No. No one would ever want a creature as unsavory as I.
>>12930706>dat magazine coverThat's what's so great about the comic, the small details and nods to itself
>>12930686those unplanned lesbian pregnancies.
>>12930717>leave me alone bitch I'm studying science
>>12930704Yeah. I noticed a year too late, though.
>>12930730oh gosh anon do you really think so?
>>12930704not to my knowledge
Your favorite pony kinda likes you.
>>12930738That's the 50th time I hear that exact phrase from mlpg.I suppose it must be true then
>>12930736>Hell if you put on a skirt and bent overDon't you fucking start this
>>12930682Yep. I'm a giant faggot.
>>12930753well that's a good start
Your favorite pony thinks you smell kinda funny.
>>12930707I really want to pet that butt just to see how she would react.
>>12930765What if I rolled around in apples for a while
Which character has the catchiest overworld theme when playing as them?
I love horsecocks, lol im so gay
>>12930742the dumbest oc
What if SquiggleKicker double date with FlutterDash
pony is moaning your namemoany pony
>>12930779Pinkie or Applejack
>>12930756>southern belle white unicorn filly>shitanon pls. I can't help you not having taste.
>>12930768She might react like Marry's brother in There's Something About Marry when Ben touched his ears.
>>12930765I'm working out,twi. Maybe if you started moving that ass every now adn then you'd understand,GOD.
BIG THROBBING MARE COCK
>>12930793but she said she was just going to the movies with Fluttershy...
>>12930794>Polka or BluegrassNo question here.
>>12930799and that means...
>>12930783No that's the other two. Seriously what were they thinking here?
>>12930796>accusing me for not having taste>while liking thatAnon I am sorry for you. Not only do you have shit taste but you were raised to like having shit taste.You have my condolences.
>>12930704Yeah. She was pretty hot too.It took me two days to realize it.
>>12930807AND SHE SLAPS YOU WITH HER FUTA COCK
>>12930821Okay Rarijack I can see. But what the fuck is with the other two?
>>12930812Bluegrass would be a good pony name. Why is there not a blue music pony named bluegrass?
>>12930765I just shaved my pubes and asscrack hair and had a shower and my persistent musk is finally gone, what more do you want?
>>12930822SB plsdraw hyper-cute
>>12930768You had better be careful anon
>>12930841she wants you to roll around in the mud to get that authentic pony scent
>>12930830did you seal the deal?
>>12930840Wow, that's right. You'd think in 3 years there'd be at least such an OC.
>>12930852Well AJ can go fuck herself.
>>12930779It would be so cool to see this happen. Like an RPG with the mane 6 and the overworld theme changes when you change the party leader.
>>12930840Because they named him Noteworthy for some reason instead
>>12930836it's some idiot who thinks twidash is an actual thing that makes sense and then pinkie and fluttershy are leftovers so they're forced together. Even though everyone knows the better combo would be Pinkiedash so the filly would be a Surprise
>>12930821These are all horrible.
Taking requests. You all know the rules. Clop currently accepted.
>>12930877I like that name just fine though
>derpy will never not be an ugly pony
>>12930888But Surprise is already a Wonderbolt. She's probably older than Pinkie Pie.
>>12930894his hillbilly brother is Bluegrass though. No arguments.
>>12930836Magic mirror that spat out hybrid babies
>>12930871aw shit man. I had one girl interested in me until she asked me what I did after workI told her that I usually just stay at home, read and go on the internetshe never talked me back every other time we met
>>12930890butoon and shota anon
>>12930907That's fucking retarded.
>>12930898except in that one dress from that one cover of the comics. Seriously, is there fan art of that 'muffin' dress yet?
OH NO PONY HAS A GUN!
>>12930894Oh I am not contesting that anon, its actually a really good music pony name. There are a bunch of music ponies though, they missed an opportunity with one so... Blue
>>12930890Goopony Lyra enveloping BonBon in a very happy hug. BonBon is not happy with the prospect of being stuck inside Lyra, again.
>>12930920nobody's drawn any of those dresses aside from goat train as far as I knowand I've looked a little, too
>>12930929Twinkie is snipslestia-tier crack.
>>12930919Yes, that is the actual story.
>hated the buttons mom bullshit that took over everything>and waited for the next fandom thing to hurry up and happen>its this anitmolestia bullshitthis isnt what i wanted at all. i hope the next thing gets here soon.
>>12930890Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe VW Micro bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
>>12930926You idiot, We'VE ALL GOT GUNS
>>12930898Since when does Derpy have Parkinson?
>>12930926This pony has a bigger gun.
>>12930901G1 Twilight and surprise are on the show, the other G1 pones are _____________________dead__________________________
>>12930947It's true, though.
>>12930890just stop calling it clopthat's so 2011 brony
>>12930958Why don't you MAKE the next new thing, Anon?
>>12930958How about you create the next thing, Anon?Please do and hurry up.
>>12930939Yeah, it's just as ridiculous as Rarijack.
>>12930967These ponies have an even bigger one!
To review the rules, it's second person anon and humanized. Just sayin'.
>>12930960>operating triggers>with hoovesum
>>12930975Ponies are SO 2011, and yet, here we are...
hm. blander over blunder was...it had nice animation and it's not like one episode is going to show us how good the entire show will be r-right?
>>12930969G1 AJ is on the show too
>>12931000I liked the pilot
I wonder, do the ponies in the show have some of the same instincts as real ponies?
>>12930995They just use their wiggly hooves.
>>12930970I thought the show couldn't use the name Surprise for some crappy trademark related reason? Interesting that it finds its way in there
>>12930967Man, I love huge sniper rifles
>>12930990How about Anon encouraging Teenage Sweetie before her first date and then Rarity giving him a kiss for being so nice with her sister and calling you upstairs for a surprise
Fucking hell, never thought I'd see Klondork draw Molestia again.
>>12930967>Fallout Equestria spinoff fanartishiggydiggy
>>12931007But she's dead too. She' Applejacks' mother.Shut up, naming a child after oneself used to be pretty common.
>>12931013Pony does not follow the laws of the wild.
>>12931000Skeletor is GOAT tier toughAnd Sharkdude King is also coolThe show would be better if it was about their fights over random artefacts.
>>12931030They do until otherwise proven otherwise though
>>12930989>scope>mounted machine gun, belt fed>spotteri am completely baffled
>>12930995not that strange really
its weird i keep finding professional level artists who only have like 200 followers in tumblr. it makes me wonder what is going on there.
>>12930958Talk shitGet hit
>>12931043counterpoint: CMC.don't you have programming to do
>>12931042So never, then.
>>12931020Now that's more like it. Working on it now.
>>12931047Not enough pandering to popular culture.
>>12930970I'll accept it when they make firefly dash's mom.
>>12931046shitty firearm designs
>>12931021He start this, he might as well end it.
>>12931042So they never follow any of the rules of the wild?
>>12930995>not being able to use things that would normally require fingers without having faingers
>>12931043>The Kord has iron sights as standard (hooded front post and tangent rear),plus a special rail on the left side of receiver, which can accept mountings for variety of telescopic or infrared sightssource: http://world.guns.ru/machine/rus/kord-e.html
>>12931046>Unicorn>just float the gun behind the cover and shot randomly there>alternatively float a grenade there
>>12931047Yeah, popularity on tumblr really is strange.
>>12931047It's almost as if your number of followers has nothing to do with your artistic skill.
>>12931047brony famous artists have thousands. life is unfair.
>>12931043mounted machine guns are often used with scopes to provide long range supressive fire.a spotter is needed since the gunner can only engage one target at a time.
>>12930995just accept it and move on or else we'll be discussing fallout equestria battle saddles and mouth grips again.
What if pony was truly outrageous?
>>12931047Do they do original artwork? Because that seems to attract way less people than simply doing fanart.
>>12931043Look at the board behind them, they are clearly at a range, the spotter is for scoring. The scope on the machine gun is pretty standard for a HMG mount
>>12931047Being successful is more about marketing than actual skill
>>12931073>not onion bubsget out of my sight you cretin
>>12931091does anon turn into a slime pony or does he transform because of slime ponyor does pony transform into slime because of anon
>>12931085gord dommot anon, you are too fast
>>12931034LET'S GET AWESOME
>>12931085>>12931106le lafette mounted MG34 face
>>12931087let's not do that. it sounds silly.
>>12931114Slime pony turns anon intro a slime pony.
their ears still pin back when they are angry or nervous on the showthat's all i can really think of right now
>>12931127Or someone could just make an ask blog thats in character for once
>>12931099tumblr is strange that way, but they can sometimes appreciate good stuff as well.
>>12931140why did that eat my replies>>12931071>>12931058
>>12931047>draw really well100 followers>suck as much artist dick as you can20,000 followers and people draw your OC constantly and pray to the gods for the chance to breathe in half of one of your farts
>>12931155Just like real life!
>>12931131Is there like a set of FO:E ten commandments somewhere that forces them all to be cyborg abominations or something? It seems every main character I see art of from those stories is some kind of half robot abomination
>>12931127That's close enough to my fetish.
>>12931159what the fuck
derpy you silly pony
>>12931155Making a living with your art includes a lot of marketing.
You know I'm just gonna dedicate my entire life to creating Pony AI and 30 years from now when FiM will be just a memory I'll enjoy my RoboRarity and RoboPocketSweetie
the only pony-mounted firearm idea that isn't complete dogshit/unicorn only lel is something along the lines of a back-mounted cannon with a second pony to reload/arm it
>>12931177I love that silly gray bugger
>>12931191Can I come?
>>12931191>friendship is optimal in a nutshell
>>12931191Let's team up
>>12931205She loves you too anon
>>12931206thats what ur mum said to me last nite
>>12931179I still admire artists who can seem really cool and seem like they don't care about anything and are super famous. Like Andy Warhol
>>12931163sure seems that way.unrelated: have a giraffe.
>>12931191what if they become sentient and start pony skynet?what if equestria is a post apocalyptic earth and the ponies are synthetic organisms based on reproducing nanomachines?
>>12931209I thought it was the other way aroundwith Celestia making ponies by forced means
>>12931226That'd be fine with me. I always sided with races like the Geth anyway.
>>12931226Well it depends. If they let me live with them I'd die an happy old man at my on house surrounded by the first ponies I created.If not I'd die a happy man because holy shit I made pony real.
>>12931220If this person is so serious about rape, he or she should report it no matter how many notes he or she gets. You're supposed to tell the police about these crimes ASAP, so they can find evidence of the crime.Fucking attention whore.
>>12931239But the geth wanted peace
Someone pls quote this post.kthxbye
>>12931255What a lewd pony
>>12931253what if robo rarity turned into celestia and robo sweetie into luna and then started the whole chain of events?
>>12931226>pony skynetWhere do I sign up?
>>12931272>Someone pls quote this post.>>kthxbyeno
>>12931280you can't, you'll be dead
>>12931229>forcednope, just good old fashioned propaganda and peer pressure.
>>12931288OH SHIT THOSE FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS.BASED MAYHEM.
>>12931127I almost died drowning once. I'm so triggered right now.DOWN WITH ASPHYXIA!
>>12931280>that gifWhy can destruction be so beautiful?
>>12931220What the fuck
Anchovies and Pineapple pizza is amazing
>>12931272stop testing the new desktop notification fgtiluvyu
>>12931306WHAT HOW DOES IT WORKPLEASE RESPOND
>>12931322>desktop notificationDid I miss something?
>>12931336>>12931337Update your 4chan X and read the Changelog.
>>129313374chan x update
>>12931315I don't know about you, but nuclear explosions turn me on.
She's so much younger than you, it's hard not to treat her like your daughter. The way she's chewing at the end of her lavender curls, you can tell that she's nervous. One of her sparkling stillettos grinds against the kitchen tiles. She takes after her sister enough, being satisfied with nothing short of perfection. Right now, she doesn't see herself as perfection. You drape her arm over her shoulder and pull her to your side in a way that would be sleazy if she didn't already know better. You tussle her hair a bit with a noogie, ruining the immaculate hair that her sister spent an hour styling. She starts to whine, saying how it was just perfect, but you interrupt. Hey, he liked you enough to ask the lead soprano of the school's a cappella group out of the blue. He's not going to notice if your hair is a little messy, especially if she sings him a greeting. You hum her favorite tune, the one about perhaps giving her a ring, and she sings along with her melifluous voice. She hits the chorus just as he rings the doorbell and she greets him. You stand aside as the two awkwardly exchange greetings in the doorway, at which point you notice your wife,her older sister, hanging onto your elbow. Were the two of you so silly when you'd met? Hard to say, she responds as her fingers entwine with yours.Next request please!
>>12931354I love explosions and fire in general, but nuclear explosions are even a class above that.
>>12931279Well...Celestia's neck thing is similar to the element of Generosity...but I'd make Sweetie a pocket pony. You know kinda of a personal assistant that I'd carry everywhere with me in my pocket so it can't become Luna
>>12931337now if someone replies to you the reply will show up in a little box that you can click that will take you back to the tab you have the thread in so you can see it
>>12931163nah, it's just that one that went full mary-sue cliche bad and turned into a Shōnan manga pony fallout that all the others want to imitate so badly.The cyborg stuff was supposed to be a lot more limited than all that.
>>12931385That certainly won't help my 4chan addiction.
quote me! quote me!
Thugdere best dere
>>12931225now this steampunk pony stuff, that's the one genre that abuses robotic limbs the most. But I'll give this one credit for the sexy giraffe.
>>12931373Anon being turned into a pony
So, do these notifications work?
>>12931407Welp, looks like its time to figure out why greasemonkey won't work on my firefox.
HEY APPLEJACKFFFUCK APPLES
Hey Anonymous, wanna fuck?
>>12931399It sure won't, now I can draw and what not without having to keep the window on top to keep track of replies.
>>12931421I don't understand how can I have spent so much time with 4chan vanillathis is god
>>12931440>sex with non-unicornsDisgusting
I'd like to make a shonen anime style thing with MLP. Something like the Moonstone Cup or whatever.
>>12931444That's actually a great idea.
>>12931421Notifications for new threads when
>>12931395So one character/author essentially ruined everything?Why does that not surprise me
>>12931444The box is so quick, though. Time to fiddle with settings!
>>12931462It'll never happen.Though, some kind anon can touch 4chan X's code and create a notification using keywords like "new horse" and shit like that...it will create a lot of troll notifications though.
Testing testing testing
>>12931470If you find the line in the code please do tell.
>>12931485Holy shit this is great
>>12931486I'll do you if you do me
>>12931481I'm on itI could make it a seperate extension
>>12931013 recap it > CONSTIPATION
>>12931420Next request that doesn't involve literal horses please!
>>12931508Okay, I won't request anything about you then.
>>12931470damn thing only lasts a few seconds, it's like photographing bigfoot.Remember when there were NO addosn for 4chan?
>>12931508Amazon futa Celestia fucking anon
>>12931529F5 all the way.
>>12931508Poor little white Anon staring Gilda and Dash
>>12931529Remember F5? I only ever use that key to compile stuff, now.
>>12931541Does this imply that Gilda and Dash aren't white?
>>12931508ponies aren't horses, though
>>12931467It shouldn't surprise you.but it didn't ruin everything. It's usually only the worst idiots out there who follow that fic to insanity, pic related is the best exception though.
Spruiking my shit again.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktW2NuJnvo
what's she saying?TRIGGER WARNING:futahttp://askskmzpinkiepie.tumblr.com/post/58601971044
Everybody's favorite pony
>>12931554NoIt's just Anon being a pussy and about to be fucked by Gilda and Dash till he can't move
>>12931540>>12931543Auto refresh, desktop notifications, quick reply, expand all images, filtering.Shit man, our ancestors must be ashamed of us.
>>12931529I remember when I had to browse 4chan with my modded xbox.Shit couldn't do animated gifs and it would freeze if a thread got too long.
>>12931560I like that fic. I just wish it would update more often.
>>12931529Yeah, it was terribleI don't think I could stand 4chan without addons anymore
>>12931585Wouldn't it just be Fluttershy since they're all 63d anyways?
>>12931577Fuck them. Technology fuck yeah
>>12931567Holy fuck, I think I have a swimsuit fetish now.
Do you find the comic enjoyable despite the references a brony pandering.
>>12931577We've become lazy and complacent...We need a good war
>>12931598and more hanky panky.
>>12931615Do you find your favorite pony enjoyable despite her being a terrible pony?See I can do that too
>>12931624There's no need for that.
Testing something, someone please quote this post.Thanks.
PONY IS NAKED
>>12931618And now I just found out the notification unspoilers spoilersPROGRESS
>>12931560Yeah I know the one featuring silver horse is not horrible in relative terms, I was just curious why everyone is robots is all>>12931615Yes, the comic is hilarious and references far more than brony stuff
I'll quote your post only if you tell me who created nyx.
>>12931615I don't know why anyone would honestly care about "brony pandering"
>>12931657Twilight I am going to squish your butt and there's nothing you can do about it
>>12931518She's pregnant silly.
>>12931672Is was John Joseco, of course.
>>12931655What are you testing?
>>12931657>naked ponyUNFtime to start up the fleshfanhttp://i.imgur.com/Rld6I9l.gif
How exactly do I get rid off the reddit like post tree? Can't seem to find the function for it
>>12931680Joke's on you!That is what I want you to do!
>>12931567my completely ghetto translating makes it look like she's saying something like>"t-this is...I'm coming!"but that's probably not quite rightprobably a similar sentimentdon't feel like bothering with what the guy's saying
>>12931688>that leg placement
>>12931694The lifetime of the notification...I should keep researching...
>>12931710She wants to snap his neck
'finished' version of >>12930023 with apologies for the requester that it doesn't look like much of a ggg dress.I got tired all of a sudden, so I'll attempt to do >>12929334 some other day.
>>12931693what do you mean?
we're still in the pony zone
>>12931664Equality. Because if everyone is robots...
>>12931698oh god someone finally did it
>>12931731LOOK WHAT YOU DIDSHE'S REALLY A GHOST NOW
>>12931745"yx is a black alicorn filly who first appears in a minor role in Pen Stroke's fan fiction work Creeping Darkness and is later a major character in Past Sins, Nightmare or Nyx?, Trinkets, and Winter Bells (written by the same author). In the first story, she is Luna cursed to take the form of Nightmare Moon as a foal. In the second and third, she is Nightmare Moon resurrected as a filly. Pen Stroke stated that all authors could use Nyx or any of his characters as long as the writer respects the characters, does not use overly mature themes on the characters, and gives credit to him for creating the characters."So, it was him?
>>12931731>beefhttp://i.imgur.com/Z2P1iBB.png I'll just put it here since 4chan throws some random error about it for me.
>>12931775that zebra is too short and stout.
>>12931714I don't think there's code for that, at least I don't see it. I think the time is hard-coded into chrome.we /g/ now
>>12931747that must be pretty refreshing on a hot day
>>12931775>part of her mane is transparant
>>12931799Yeah, I can't seem to find it either...luckily someone will complain in Mayhem's forum.
>>12931795I noticed.I must be far more tired than I think I am, since I beefed the colorless spot in her mane, too.
>>12931708>don't feel like bothering with what the guy's sayingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthank you any way
>>12931820I'd cook that beef on the grill for about 5 minutes a side
>>12931831it's alright brah.
Why is Rarity such a slut?
>>12931822>>12931799wait a second I found itline 7076default is 5 seconds apparently
>>12931857>if you know what I mean
New 4chanX uses 4chan's API strictly which means no matter what the update period you set up it never will be less than 10 seconds.2.34.x allows you to set up any update period you want and limited only by your connection.True, the reply form is broken, but you can use default quickreply instead, while the update mechanism will be 4chanX' old.How does it feel to be slowpoke, anon?
>>12931832well the right-most column is him saying "PINKIE-CHAN"and then I suck with kanjiand then a questionbut if I have to guess he's asking her how it's making her penis feel
>>12931863No she isnt
>>12931820http://i.imgur.com/7sEWq1i.png Hopefully the last beef for today.Guess I'll just read some LPs now before passing out.
>>12931874I got used to it after one day
>>12931874You can just edit 4chan to update however often you like anon
>>12931879eh good enough for a porn TL. Thanks, have a pony
>>12931857>5 minutes>not 3it's like you're trying to ruin it, faggot.PRO-TIER STEAKtake one decent steak. not shit but not expensive, just decent.brush with canola oil.rub with salt and fresh-ground black peppersear in a cast-iron pan for three minutes per side. there will be smoke. this is okay.rest on a plate under a loose covering of aluminum foil, shiny side inward, for five minutes.consume.
>>12931874It's actually 5 seconds and I don't really care.
>>12931920>not eating it raw
>>12931887Prove me wrong.
>>12931916watch me be completely off-basebut thanks for the ponk anyway
>>12931902No, you can't. 4chan API available for editing only to moot and the coders, you can't do a shit. The limit is not in 4chanX code, the limit itself in the 4chan's APi which 4chanx uses thus it can't be edited or changed. And if you will be sending queries less then 10 seconds each - API won't returnn anything to you as if there is no updates.
>>12930704I hit a girl does that count?she did ask for it.
>>12931932we're not trolls.
>>12931932>implying blue steak is better than rareget the fuck out.
>>12931874Sanic, please. Who cares about fast except dorks?
>>12931922Nope, if you read what moot was talking about API - it is limited to 10 seconds due to high load with lesses value (there is a long blog entry explaining it, check news page)
>>12931946no anon, it doesn't.
>>12931941>watch me be completely off-basewhat?
>>12931949>not deep frying the steak in oil>not testing the oil temperature with ice cubes
>>12931932>not making yourself boeuf tartare
>>12931942Seems to work fine for meI never get replies that are more than 5 seconds apart at a time. If that were true than I would see 14:09:51 and another reply at 14:10:00 in the same chunk of updates as an example.
>>12931963I wish I could find that meme funny. It looks like fun.
>>12931963who created the whole "doge" meme? I mean it's kinda new.
>>12931984it is>>12931993tumblr, then /sp/
>>12931920I've never cooked steak on a pan before but that sounds like it might come out a little too rare
>>12931999>tumblr >creating things
>>12931999It actually started on /sp/, Tumblr just made all those stupid edits.
>US version: Twilight disappears in flash of light when she's defeated.>JAP version: Twilight's horn breaks, and she gets incinerated by her own unstable magic.
>>12931977>throwing ice into a deep fryerhttp://youtu.be/OLNLYL24qUA?t=2m29senjoy your stay in the burn ward>>12932000let the steak reach room temperature before putting it to the fire, nublord. it's perfect.
>>12931958I have an extension that sends a request every second and it works fine. Explain.
>>12932015Tumblr also came up with the "you tried" star. Calm down Anonnymus is legunn
>>12931969i'm just saying i'm making a lot of guesses with a limited working knowledge of japanese and context, and acknowledging that i may be misconstruing the words horribly and someone else with genuine language skills may come along and tell you that it's all wrongbut there's not a lot of dialog actually and it seems to fit the picture so that is why i am even giving you my ghetto versionbest of luck anon
>>12931866I can't seem to be able to search by lines in Windows 8, fucking shit.
>>12932030I know how to cook steaks, I just always grill them. And that steak has enough marbling where a rare temperature would waste some of the taste that would come out at an otherwise perfect medium rare.
>>12932030>http://youtu.be/OLNLYL24qUA?t=2m29sNeat.That was the joke though.
>>12932032What kind of request? What it fetches and how?
>>12931993its not new at allhttp://www.reddit.com/r/shibe
I once ate a $120 prime ribeye cooked well-done with A1 sauce and light beer.
>>12932084That's not the one he's talking about, dude
Is there any way to get rid off the "Post successful" message?I gave moot my shekels so I already know that every post will go through anyway
What do Button's Mom's queefs sound like?
>>12932062Grilling steaks does call for a different set of variables in the meat, I'll admit, but you will not convince me that a properly-cooked rare steak doesn't taste as good as a medium rare.
is it working?
>>12932051search for "replied to you"a few lines below there's a line that goes}, 5 * $.SECOND);>>12932076jQuery.get request to http://api.4chan.org/%board%/0.json (front page)
>>129320920/10, see me after class
>>12932108Ah, that was the line I already tested. It didn't change anything though...did it work for you?
What if pony had a vietnam flashback?
Pony had the 'Nam dream again.
anon you really should do something about that mass of blackheads on your noseI'm telling you this as your friend
>>12932136>>12932141you did that on purpose
>>12932100Yeah I love a good rare steak too when the meat is lean enough. I think it's just personal preference as long as it's not medium or worse, those people can go to hell.
>>12932145i know. i can into space.well, not directly, but i know my stuff
>>12932157I like the taste and texture of well-done steak.
>>12932156WHAT DO YOU BONBON EYES SEE
>>12932170She daydreamed about the human again.She doesn't like to admit that it turns her on.
>>12932168only if you quote me back
>>12932129I didn't change it, but it probably doesn't work because the notifications seem to last alot less than 5 seconds. Maybe mayhem will add an option to change the time, who knows.
>"quote me"-Anonymous, 08/18/13(Sun)13:20:56
>>12932157You may not be mai nigga, but I can certainly tolerate your presence.A nice lean steak that's seared to a nice golden crust on the outside and just blood-warm in the middle is almost better than sex.
pony should pony pony
>>12932202>>12932208it didn't work try again
>>12932219pony should pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony
>>12932232I SAID FUCK YOU
>>12932232Quote me back though
>>12932232I LOVE YOU
"Why don't you losers just use magic to notify you when you get replied to?"
Would you eat a pony alive if it meant that you could gain her pony powers?
>>12932240>>12932245>>12932250fuck why is this not working
oh god I fucked up how do I un-deny permission for 4chanX to desktop notify me
>>12932263Did you actually grant permission?
Why do I want to screw ponyThey're just cute poniesI shouldn't want to put it in them
>>12932259yes but why would you do that
>>12932264reinstall itremember to save the settings
"it didn't work try again"-Anonymous, 08/18/13(Sun)14:23
>>12932259does it count if I'm just eating her out
>>12932259do I also get to be a pretty pony
>>12932263Did you click the "allow" button for the notifications after you updates 4chan x?
>>12932259yes, I would eat twilightI would become better twilightmuch better twilight
>>12932094my mistake. sorry i am not a professional memer who keeps up with the latest popular internet memes like yourself
THEY'RE TAKING THE PONIES TO ISENGARD
>>12932309Try reinstalling 4chan X
>>12932309Update your shitty browser.
>>12932297This is great copypasta material right there.
>>12932297It really took you a long time to roll out of bed and crawl towards your computery and type that reply, didn't it
>>12932297>I've been a memer
Edging a stallion
>>12932323>>12932331It workedAaaaaaa it's so amazing
>>12932354It really is.
Can 4chanX send me a text message on my phone so that when I'm at work I can know if people responded to my dumb shitpost on MLPG?
>>12932337That car's staring at me
>>12932354I know, isn't it great? Now I can't even escape MLPG if I switch to the desktop! ... on a second though...
>>12932348Am I the only one that chose to pronounce it like POTATERR?
>>12932358What a stinky pony
>>12932337fuck now I'm hearing the music again
uh, looks like this just keeps scalatinghow long until it reaches show staff?
>>12932335sorry, i dont spend every second of my day staring at mlpg waiting for new replies to appear
>>12932412>how long until it reaches show staff?Please no, that first video with the dude asking Oliver about Molestia already traumatized me.
>>12932412who's jane crocke?
>>12932436it annoys me that she doesn't sync up with the song perfectly
>>12932297>no one here thinks this is a satire
>>12932383>ain't got time for basic hygiene
>>12932454Some random brony low life I'd assume
>>12932484>that cute rearingI wish that in season 4 they all act more like actual ponies than they ever have before
>>12932358I like the idea of an sexually forward ApplejackBut not in the ''hey wanna fuck?'' kind of way, but in a somewhat more subtle way.
>>12932498Bon Bon still does that quite a bit at least
>>12932482well anon said it was escalating, so I don't see why one dumb brony cunt would mean anything
>>12932475Tufts are great thoughPony shouldn't shave them, except for their fetlocks
>>12932516He probably meant that there are people with fucking signs about that shit.
>>12932508I love how Lyra's just jumping up and down to show excitementShe really should just be known as the jumpy mare
>>12932516Pretty sure he meant the content of the post - so dumb cosplayers holding up "Down with Molestia" signs, which means it left tumblr and entered real life a horrifying though
Do horses even sweat?
>>12932527I just want to bury my face in their tuft
JOHN JOSECO RAPED AND MURDERED A LITTLE GIRL IN 1990
>>12932544Lyra really is a very excitable pony
>>12932508>>12932484>Getting so excited that you start doing primordial horse thingsHow uncouth
>>12932545yeah I'll believe it when I see it
>>12932575horses have primal urges too
>>12932545But... Is there a convention going on?
>>12932562Any artist that draws fluffy chest tufts has a special place in my heartI really wanna just bury my face in there as well
What's your opinion on darf's dark fapfics?
>>12932626Why the fuck would they contact Faust about this shitI meanwhat the fuck
John Joseco sweated on a horse's butt tuft in 1990
>>12932624my opinion is that they're erotic my little pony fanfiction, and thus I don't read them.
>>12932652how unkemptSome one needs to brush her
>>12932626>pinkie is contacting lauren faust HAHA I KNEW IT PONIES ARE REAL AND THEY'RE CONTACTING THEIR MASTERTHE ERA OF THE HORSE IS NEAR GENTLEMEN
>>12932652Their ponies are so much better than their awful humans.
>>12932652that's a fat horse.
>>12932626I should switch over to biology and find a virus that targets idiots...
>>12932626>get hired by Hasbro to draw re-designs for a popular children's horse cartoon>3 years later you are now stuck playing mother to an entire global legion of teeming adult fansshe didn't ask for this
>>12932666>Era of horseTime to make an underground humans-only bunker and create an entire underground society to fight back against the pony menac
>>12932666You dumb retardhe meant blog mod "pinkie"and she is contacting her because of dwm
>>12932678It's just her winter weight
>>12932673the hell is going on in that pic?
>>12932626I feel so bad for Faust. These autistic retards will hound her the rest of her days
>>12932705A Brazilian dude showed his cock in front of a horde of angry feminist.
>>12932705Rape victims and feminists participating in a walk/protest thing.And then that guy whipped out his dick in front of them.
>>12932705http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CNTO6LG4gthat guy whipped out his dick at a feminist rallyhe is the greatest hero of the 21st century so far
>>12932558Like fuck. It looks awesome when it's winter and a sweaty horse is steaming from everywhere because 2col.
>>12932704>tfw no more shout fat horse
>>12932731I have nothing but respect for that great man.
>>12932705Guy whipped his dick out in front of a slutwalk, none of them understood the irony and they went bonkers. Try to find some videos for it on yt, its hilarious.
>>12932731>you will never feel a mob of feminist blow air horns on your dick
>>12932705He said Chen was awful at a Touhou convention
>>12932673DO WHAT YOU MUST, FOR I HAVE ALREADY WON.
>>12932738>that one woman slamming her purse on the roofMonkey status: Unlocked.
>>12932738>he is the greatest hero of the 21st century so far
>>12932768>luna will never shout your dick to orgasm
>>12932673someone have the chen edit?
>>12932753you know like the one where pinkie gets raped continously or that twilight one when she stops time and comes back again for millennia while masturbating.
Thank goodness for recursive filtering
>>12932738>>12932779Mobs are beyond terrifying.
>>12932693Okay, that one was legitimately funny
>>12932806if you had it enabled you wouldn't shitpost about how you can't see it.
>>12932626I find that great.
>>12932709I care little about Faust, what depresses me is that they're bothering Nicole Oliver. ;_; i wilsh bronies just died
>>12932804theyre tameand boring
>>12932827I gotta see a post that I want to filter before I can filter itI forget that 4chan is full with "friendzoners" and MRAs
>>12932738>previously, on the walking dead...hilarious.
>>12932738>flashes his dick>they swarm towards him
>>12932701what is dwm
>>12932673does someone have a picture of john joseco?i need to practice my photshop-fu
>>12932785reality is so cruel
>>12932738RIP AND TEAR
>>12932833I'm just glad that both Faust and Oliver are sane, mentally stable, adult women who can easily handle that shit.
>>12932858Desktop Window ManagerThe thing that responsible for Aero
>>12932866>cruelity is so ruel
>>12932861http://derpiboo.ru/313381The dude on the left
You do wanting anime fluttershy mousepad?
>>12932889>dead men tell no tales
so i assume JJ is making money from this drama
Do you think you would have to put those childproof locking things on all your cabinets and outlets if you let pony spend the night?
>>12932856Holy shit this is the best.
>>12932904>transparency>similar anglethanks a bunch
>>12932925only if it was ponka. I think twilight could control herself.
>>12932925If it was that pony, or this pony, then probably so
>>12932908Oh my god
>>12932922Is he still drawing ponies?If yes, he is still making money
>>12932904the face of a guy who made a fat joke
>>12932959>men laughing alone with fruitsaladit was the last thread archived on 4chanarchive.I rememeber it like it was yesterday. Good times.
>>12932959why is salad so hilarious?Why are there so many pictures of people laughing while eating it?
>>12932939>>12932954I'm afraid Fluttershy wouldn't know what an outlet was and try to feed it because it looked sad.
>>12932996Because you don't win friends with salad, so you must laugh alone, for salad is your only friend.
>>12933002inb4 someone comments on how they are both the same again
>>12932996jewish feminist conspiracy to emasculate men and destroy western culture
>>12933002>tfw trying to watch them as stereoscopic images
>>12933015They should make one with a unicorn horn and a alicorn.
Which pone would be best to snuggle with after a long day?
>>12933002I'd like to comb her mane
>>12932901no I want a happy pank one
>>12933052Rainbow Dashafter she's comfortable with you
>>12933052Twilight. Because cuddling with best pone and a good book is better than just cuddling with best pone.
>>12933052the sleepy one
>>12933052Fluttershy is naturally cuddlelyable.
>>12933052Any of the apple ones
>>12933052Who does these pictures? They're awesome and I see them all over the place.
>>12933052Applejack.>tfw you will never spoon applejack and grope her thick horse muscles
>>12933092I feel like she would be a dead fish in bed when it comes to cuddles
>>12933052>Come home>Want to sleep>getting ready for bed>luna getting up for work>sleep alone
>>12933096http://devinian.deviantart.com/art/End-of-the-honest-work-352766146here's his page http://devinian.deviantart.com/
>>12933082I NEED MORE PICTURES OF THE SLEEPY ONE
>>12933096Moe, but he is dead
>>12933105Are you the big or the little spoon?
>>12933095Any of them?
>>12933114>not finding a job that matches your waifu's sleep habits
>>12933116Thanks a bunch. I love beautiful scenery.
>>12933114Well then you'll just have to make the best use of cuddle time at dawn and dusk.
>>12933122there are quite a fewmight want to just scroll through the tag on derpibooru
>>12933131>finding a job
you nigga have seen this, right?http://askconsentia.tumblr.com/
>>12933129yes, even granny smith
>>12933052Pinkie. She's so fluffy and snuggly. She'd love to cuddle, too.
>>12933139>tfw ponibooru is ded
>>12933151Yeah. Only 3 pictures and it's already hotter than JJ's stuff
>>12933137ew gross. It would be like cuddling with your mother.
>>12933151I don't believe it.I'm seeing it but I still don't believe it.
>>12933151kind of looks like xieril
I want to be a pony
>>12933151>first pony Consentia boinks is Apple FritterShe has taste I'll give her that
>>12933210what kind of pony
>>12933201are you blind?
>>12933210Would you like to bea little one, a larger one or a normal one?
>>12933229Now post it on tumblr.
>>12933220Clearly he would want to be an earth pony like the rest of us gentlemen of refined taste
>>12933220>>12933225I would like to be a little pegasus mare.
>>12933258poofyou are now an old earth stallion
>>12933226>4chan screencaps>we're famouswere you born yesterday?
>>12933221I can see it. Especially AF's hooves.
>>12933226I like hopw the first post quoted is a proper rebutal that the demotivational makes no attempt to debunk
>>12933258that sounds nicehow little?
MLPG,Favorite artist?Hardmode: Not a contributer of mlpgInhuman mode: doesn't draw porn
>>12933267>being this literal>implying is my commentyou should fit well among those tumblr idiots
>>12933226>I like >rape>not even a green >rapeFucking hell, what about our reputation?
>>12933268>TAW will never write another TF fic>>12933289I want to be as small as Dash.
>>12933151While I hate the DWM bullshit, I actually think this is okay. Sort of bland, but if you don't like something, you don't just bitch about it and try to take it down. You go out and do something positive in response. Negativity breeds negativity. Ignore things you do not like and do good instead.
>>12933292Avant->doesn't draw pornfuck
>>12933292Fuchs.I mean like, I never really even cared for Satyr's until he started drawing them.
>>12933310You sure you don't want Dash to be a little bigger so you feel a little more intimidated by her?
>being an earthpony-shaming Alicorns' Rights activisthow can you be serious? alicorns already have all the rights
>>12933310That's okay really.
>>12933327Right, I want to be a little smaller than Dash.
>>12933181No it wouldn't, my mother isn't a pony alicorn.
would you still a pone if they were this big?I would.
>>12933226Who did JJ piss off this time?Are the SJWs still saying it promotes rape culture and shit?
>>12933292It's probably really cliche, but I like van Gogh.
>>12933367they would be fun to ride on or to brush their mane
>>12933292HitlerShame about that whole ''World War 2'' thing, tough
>>12933368SJWs say EVERYTHING promotes rape cultureHe'll have to try harder
>>12933368>Are the SJWs still saying it promotes rape culture and shit?Exactly