Pony Rubs You EditionRUB IT >>12922609
>>12926446I love those unicorns.
I fucked up
I went to the fair today and got to pet ponies, they're cute but they smell like shit
>>12926459>purple autistic pony>unicornshe's gone m8
>>12926459Will the white one die, Mummy?
>>12926428I love that old picture.
>>12926468yeah, but she's kind of a cunt, don't worry
>>12926459Me too
>>12926468She ascended and made her own universe.
>>12926446>waifu and backup waifuThis thread is off to a promising start.
Hey guys, whatcha postin? Cute ponies?
>>12926459They're the 2 most mature members of the mane 6
>>12926488yes
>>12926480>>12926459This reminds me did Goat colored this or do I have to start bothering Elslowmo or Dooks again?
>>12926488Only the cutest.
>>12926488Nope, posting ugly ponies.
>>12926494I don't knowRarity sure but Twilight? I'd say AJ but honestly both have problems.
so does Scootaloo act on her crush on Big Mac first, or Sweetie?
>>12926513AJ is a close second, the other three are are pretty equally and distantly 3rd
>>12926445>you will never help your waifu control herself
which touhou wud u fuk
>>12926522But Scootaloo doesn't have a crush on Sweetie.
goodnight
>>12926494>rarity>matureShe's manipulative, materialistic, vain, overdramatic, and lazy
>>12926541hardee-har.let us assume that both Sweetie and Scoots have crushes on Big Mac. who makes her move first?
>rape
>>12926530ORBS LIGHT MY PATH
>>12926522>>12926560Sweetie acts first, but Scootaloo's crush is more serious, even though she tries to hide it.
>>12926555>manipulativesocial.>materialisticcapitalist.>vainproud.>overdramaticpassionate.>lazyno.
>>12926592>waifufags
>>12926591danke schoen.
>>12926522They confess at the same time and end up in a double-teaming contest to see which one he'll ravish first. They need all four of their little hands, and their inexperienced mouths, to work his manshaft
She's drooling on my dick nowI should probably get her into bed
>>12926636You probably should, yes.
>>12926636SHE WANTS YOU TO MAKE A MOVEJUST PLOW HER ALREADY.
>>12926644but anon, that's rape.also, it's implying anon isn't a betafag.
>>12926617well that's ominous.Writing something, Snarky?
>>12926636Post pictures
>>12926656Fine.Wake her up, get her to call her attorney, have him review a sexual consent form and explain it to her, get her to sign it in triplicate and then BONE HER!>consent
>>12926656>you have to rape someone to be alphawhy is this so hard, damn,
>>12926658Scoots and Sweetie start to notice boys. eventually, old enough to (legally) act on it, they make their moves. Applebloom is not entirely on-board with her best friends trying to get her big brother into their pants.
>>12926715Why aren't they interested in colts their own age?
>>12926656Fucking someone in their sleep isn't exactly alpha
>>12926725I'd assume they'd wake up unless they're really drunk or you drugged them
>>12926725>>12926740does anyone still have that one sleepyhead sex story that was written ages ago
>>12926723they were around Big Mac more than any boy. he's a surrogate big brother. helped build their treehouse, got Sweetie's cat out of a tree, fixed Scoots' scooter, and so forth. yeah, they might think someone their own age is pretty cute, but they both KNOW that ever since they were kids, they've been destined to marry Big Mac.
>>12926747http://pastebin.com/61EwPbsE
A-ANON I'M GONNA CUM!
>>12926710>tfw dedandhat tesses us
>>12926760
>>12926757that was awfully quick
>>12926765I have it in my bookmarks
>>12926760>that feelHe won't even post drawings on is tumblr...
goodnight NMLPG
>>12926772What else you got in there?
>tfw opening an old project you haven't touched in a long time
>>12926755What'll they do when they find out he's dating their teacher?The plot thickens!
>>12926801>The code is incomprehensible>Even though it's well documented
>>12926802no-one walks away happy. except maybe Cheerilee, who gets to live out one of her crazy Eighties teen movies and gets her man back, all at once.
hooooooooorse coooooooooocks
>>12926801>Jesus fuck the premise of this is overdone.>Holy god damn all of these characters are using the same voice.>I actually thought that would work? Kill me now.
I hate niggers
>>12926800Porn
>>12926827Neat.
>>12926836You think that's bad>grammatical errors everywhereFuck I was a retard 5 years ago.
>>12926841
>>12926841I meant in terms of stories and stuff.And seriously, just save all those pics.
>>12926811Every time.
>>12926841It's not porn but you don't happen to have a fic about Rarity teaching Twilight how to act like royalty and ending with implied sex do you?
>>12926778i have some inside intel. i wasn't so sure about it before, but he still isn't tired of pon and still talks about art and isn't depressed either. i can't go into detail, but chances are that he'll be back.
>>12926857That's pretty much the only story I have, sorryAnd my desktop is already full of pictures and I'm too lazy to move them
>>12926854>keeping anything you wrote that long ago>tfw you have an old sub-gigabyte hard drive full of old shit writing, power it on, then plop a rare earth magnet on top of it and leave it for ten minutes.get on my level pleb
>>12926862Nope, sorry
>>12926760>caring about TessTess moved on. He's ganging out with the cool poeple.
I put her to bedYou're all massive creepsI met her when we dated a few years agoShe wasn't any good when she was awake. Raping her wouldn't be worth the effort
>>12926882>You're all massive creeps>expecting otherwise on 4chan
>>12926872But I need to learn from it!The mistakes of the past can become the triumphs of the future!
>>12926866Neat. I'll just wait patiently. Thanks.
>>12926867are you that guy with the futa loli wallpaper and the huge bestiality folder?
>>12926801>100+ layers>not named
>>12926866Secret skype chat, are you guys still acting like a bunch of elitists?
>>12926882>You're all massive creeps
>>12926882You missed your chance, anon.She thinks you're gay now and she'll never let you screw her again.
>>12926891Bestiality is shit, so no
>>12926887our time will come
>>12926894>SecretAnyone can join. Just ask Leth.
>>12926903That's /co/ skype chat. I'm talking about the other secret one.
>>12926866You don't know how happy that makes me Anon. Like I'm almost crying of happiness.Is his favorite ship still Twirity?
>>12926882>you're all massive creepsYes we are.Good on you, though.
>>12926841>open this>eyes drawn immediately to bat pony tageehheh
>>12926900I've got a boyfriend so she wouldn't be far offGOODNIGHT MLPGPLEASE DON'T RAPE ANYONE
>>12926922you're not the boss of me.
>>12926895Of course we are. We stalk our contributors.
>>12926922Kill yourself
>>12926932d-don't stalk me creepy anon!
>>12926936>tfw no-one stalks you;_;
>>12926913unofrtuntely yes. he said so some time ago. i wish he could be a songtail patricianenough for now. i just wanted to give anon a heads up~
>>12926941Lose some weight bub
>>12926882at least tell me you held her by her crotch when you carried her to bed
>>12926941You have to be memorable to be stalked.
>>12926886This nigger gets it. Deleting your old stuff is just running away from a sense of incompetence that will never end.
>>12926912>onethere are three , I have a list somewhere...oh, and there's also a writefag chatSkype 1>AppleDan>ArtAnon>Aspirant>bdf>Blazang>Corwin>Cosmo>Dooks>dotkwa>EmptyAudio>Glitter Glue>Goat Train>GypsyMagic>Hiro>LK>MSOB>Nobody>Omni>ReiDuran>SmutAnon>TanSkype 2Art-anon, Blazang, bdf, Cheers, Cosmo, Cheshire, Crop Tool, Dooks, Red, Goat Train, MSOB, Omni, RCH, SpaerkSkype 3Kevinsano, Jalm, Jailbait, mewball, SB, Kraut, Full Stop, Megasweet, Art-Anon, goat-train, Flak (and a few non MLPG people)this was posted sometime in July.
>>12926943>unfortunately yesI see...FUCK YEAHThanks for the info man
>>12926948NopeI had a firm grip of her butt though
>>12926943Its really creepy how you guys know this.
>>12926959But why are there so many groups? Are they really that divided that they have to separate certain people from other certain people?
Do people actually talk on skype or is it all chat
>>12926959Skype 1 EhSkype 2EhSkype 3Everyone who is popular.
>>12926970tess never really made any secret of his favorite ship. and if some people still talk to him, it's not unlikely they would talk about thse things
>>12926982Because not everyone is equally friendly with everyone else
>>12926959xieril, omni, Spaerk, goggles, cosmo and fgtpolice are also in Skype 3 which is the first and original MLPG artist group
>>12926982It is seperated by subject.
go to bed
>>12926988i'm in 3 and things are VERY quit in here.as the matter of fact, the MLPG guys have been getting quieter recently
>>12927003forgot Blazang
>>12927011*quiet
>>12927011Because the party happens in Skype 1
>>12927016Thanks Blazang.
>>12927003>fgtpolicehow is he? i kind of miss him and his stuff.
>>12927016>and Blazang is here too I thought I was gonna be forgotten agian
>tfw being contributor who doesn't have skypefeeling literally no-friends
>>12927030Even with tumblr?
>>12927024Skype 1 used to be about fanfiction, but evolved into random talk have fun.
>>12927027I don't remember even seeing him talk in that group>>12927028I hit submit before I realized, sorry.>>12927030You know who's in the groups. Ask one of them to let you in. The chances that someone's going to ask you to join is pretty slim, no matter how good or bad your art is.
>tfw your skill isn't enough to approach senpai and ask for friendship
>>12927030>had skype>still no-friendsit's probably more common than people think
>>12927049WELL THEN WORK AT ITAlso, who needs a senpai, tschhh. Just work your art alone as an hermit, and have them want YOU as senpai.
>>12927037how does it help me contact someone?
>>12927051i know of someone i assumed has shitloads of friends, but i start to think that barely has any.i want to be frens with him, but don't know how to approach this.
>>12927030>tfw contributor with literally no friends anywhere>I'm not even abusing literally
>>12927064be man and ask him?
>>12927064I dunno, ask for contact info, start talking regularly.
>>12927060Because I want to sing this song to my senpai: http://ockeroid.bandcamp.com/track/walkin-the-dog
>>12927064and who might that be?
>>12927063You can communicate via reblogs, art, and messages on tumblr.I think.
>>12927067hahahaha faggot__________________________________faggot___________________________________________________________________________
>>12927072But you need a topic of conversation.
>>12927084try saying hi
>>12927049God how I hate this mentality. Source of everything that limits and degrades poeple, and spawn petty jealosy.If anything, this is what is crippling artists.
>>12927070i-i'lll have to muster some courage. and don't even know how he's doing right now, he's become a bit of a recluse>>12927072i have his skype.
>>12927086>you say hi>they say hi>nothing elseSomething sustaining.
>skypemy cousin always wants me to talk on skype but I can't unless I'm slurring drunk, it's really embarassingAlso I'd feel highly uncomfortable talking to mulpug browsers
>>12927084Well, there's also introductions and stuff. Common interests.>>12927088If you talked before, go for it. If they're on, maybe they'll welcome it. Or, at the very least, be mildly surprised.
>>12927079[/spoiler]it will end up getting ignored and someone assumes that I'm stalking faggot
>>12927088>bit of a recluseis that a polite way of saying he's ded and hats us?
>>12927088Just say hi. This isn't highschool.
>>12927095How about horse penises?
Odds: More mappingEvens: More KSPDubs: Become the god-emperor of Mankind
>>12927097you normally use the chat/IM function, dingus
>>12927087Having a similar skill is a way to get your foot in the door and start conversations. If someone is too low then all it is is asking for help since they can't teach back.
If you don't have a conversation topic, why talk at all? Friendship for the sake of friendship?
>>12927110TZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTCH
>>12927108but what if i beef it?AND THE PROM IS TOMORROW!!!!
>>12927117>Having a similar skill is a way to get your foot in the door and start conversationsthe problem is that artist always underestimate how good they are
>>12927118that sounds more appealing than actually wanting or expecting something from one another
>>12927134But you can't just be a fan. A friend is equal footing.
when will the first episode of blander over blunder air?
>>12927144Mutual fans must be the solution.
>>12927144>>12927153>fans of the fandom
>>12927152like 26 hours ago?
>>12927127if he doesn't have many frens, he might like the idea of someone talking to him
>>12927154You've got to be kid in me
>>12927154>Cutie Mark Crusader Spelunkers! Yay!
CAN SOMEONE POST PONK QUEST PART 3I MISSED IT
>>12927163yaranaika
>>12927134Really? Really?This is just sad.
>>12927165i heard he turned people down.
>>12927154>>12927167>>12927171
>>12927154scoot stop pretending to be naixyou cant even get magic immune
>>12927173Here it is
>>12927179who?
>>12927179Listening to rumors.Are you sure this isnt highschool?
>>12927179that's a shamei'm curious as to who it isis it bdf?
>>12927185SEKRIT
>>12927163heuehue
>>12927184Noice,thanks.
Man Batman is such a dick sometimes.,I'm afraid Gummy Pinkie isn't allowed near him anymore. He can be a bad influence on such young pony
>>12927179Try it once anyways. If you haven't before.
>>12927157I can never be a friend for the fandom, since the fandom isn't a fan of me.
>>12927199Sounds like somebody needs a reminder...
>>12927199Or maybe she's a good influence on him?
>>12927198But really, postponed until tomorrow
>>12927194come onpost something he did
>>12927213eh, murka's waking up and i don't want to ruin the thread already. let's quit here.
thought i was in /b/ there for a minute
>>12927213RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
>>12927211No she isn't>>12927209Faggot.TAS is still great but I sometimes it has such low tier episodes.
>>12927232man fuck you I asked if anyone had this like weeks ago. Its not even relevant to the joke anymore.Why didn't you use your time machine, you goof?!
>>12927231Really? Was your board orange?
>>12927228Friendship is magic, motherfucker. Go for it.
>>12927238Bob Saget?
>>12927228>ruin the threadconfirmed for Rosswho did he turn down anyway?
12 days without masturbating, starting to wake up really horny, trying to avoid night threads
>>12927242
>>12927241>having enough cookies to get a time machine
Dark Magic
>>12927248I can't believe I typed this out unironically.
>>12927255I wish I had your discipline. How do you do it?
>>12927228Who ever it is say hi.
>>12927258I really hate this meme
>>12927263Deep down, we all still believe
>>12927262She don't need that bullshit
>>12927262it was an illusion
>>12927258>"plot" being used unironically
>>12926854You're a retard now, too. You just don't know it yet. Same for us all.
>>12927262it was a metaphor
>>12927261help me
>>12927266just dont touch yourself
>>12927279I am aware of that.Not as aware as I will wish I was 10 years from now, but at least somewhat.I'm trying my best, that's all I can do.
>>12927281
guys help me make Lyra in FF14
>>12927268
>>12927298>only 300k per secondAnd you dare call other scrubs
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>>12927294i like it
>>12927298It's like the perfect MMO.
>>12927298Take a load of this scrub
>>12927313>cheating
>>12927313I hope you choke on your cookies
>>12927309hello merchant
>>12927313You know grandmas cookie output increases by the highest thing you get, right? Save up for a portal.
>>12927297Good on ya.
>>12927319>cheating>not knowing about the out-of-bounds bugIt's a feature
>>12927335And what's that?
>>12927335Oh I thought you edited the export save thing
>>12927326
>>12927343you buy so much shit that it goes out of bounds and resets to zero
>>12927355I don't know why I'm even playing this game. I really, really don't.
*starts smiling*
>>12927364*stroke stroke*
>>12927375*splatter splatter*o-onee-chan!
>>12927358
>>12927389*lick lick*NEIGH
>shitposting_intensifies.gifStart horsing around, you jerks.
>>12927362I need to stop. For some reason it's starting to overheat my laptop. 1,345,734 cookies per secondSuck it faggs
>>12927391>that screenshot
>>12927415YOU suck it.
>>12927415That's it, I closed out of it.
>>12927414
>>12927391>not cancer_general.gif
sure, posting a pony in 3, 2, 1, ...
Miss me yet
>>12927414okay
>>12927444Who are you again?
>>12927444After Wonder over Yonder? HA NOGive me Rob you goddamn slut
>>12927458>Lauren Faust has Rob Renzetti between her thighs
Fuck me.
>>12927481No, Molestia
>>12927481Do you have a vagina? This is important.
bye MLPGtwas nice to knowing youbut the show went so shit just in 3 seasons
>>12927483no>>12927486no
>>12927481Fuck you.
>>12927481How big is your dick?
>>12927490
>>12927498no you fuck me>>1292750013cm
>>12927490McCarthy did nothing wrong.
>>12927507>13cmNo
>>12927510So did Hitler, but McMarthy is still worse.
>>12927501Why do vegetarians always have squared plates?
>>12927507>13 cmcute
>tfw 13cm
>>12927517To replace the corners they cut
>>12927516Well, without Hitler, Lauren and Tara would have not been born in america, and poni would have never existed.This means that Hitler created FiM, while McArschy is destroying it.
>>12927525>tfw 20cm
>>12927517Why does mcCunty has man's jaw?
>haven't measured your penis because you know nothing good could possibly come of it
>tfw 29 cm
>>12927535>tfw 40'
>>12927531>tfw 16cmfeels average
>tfw my dick size doesn't matter because it's not like I'm gonna use it for anything
>tfw no 130cm
For a thread a children's cartoon, you sure like to talk about your penises a lot.
>>12927534>tfw measured and got an ego boost because I'm so used to my dick I think that it's normal
>>12927534All i know is, like everything about me, the size of my dick is below average.
>>12927534Basically how I feel with IQ
>>12927507>>12927523>>12927525>tfw 14 cm
The best way to measure your dick is with a vaginaThat's the only place where it counts
>tfw 12 km
>tfw 2m
and MLPG calls /mlp/ piss
>>12927557Can I borrow yours?
>>12927561which touhou wud u fuk
>>12927546This is a thread for grown men who watch a show for little girlsOur penises are all we have.
>>12927526
>tfw 80cm
>>12927561If you prefer, we can go back to saying we ded every 5 minutes
>>12927579let's just keep taling about our dicks
>>12927561I'm am piss. You are piss. We are all piss.
>>12927557>tfw 14 cm>tfw upward curve>tfw made girls come before even getting close myself
Average dicks are such a turn offI want small and cute or massive
>>12927607?
>>12927600Rarity is great as many specie.
>>12927596There is humanized porn of Twilight as a bride, and by the same artist of Pinkie and of Fluttershy.Who drew it?
>>12927607I can understand that. It's the same with me and breasts.
This looked good at one point.
>>12927581Most under appreciated crack ship.
>>12927640It was a pretty solid episode.
>>12927650Lyra stop standing so close.
>>12927650hey Lyra is 13cm good enough for you?
can pony corner the dorner?
>>12927640Calm yourself, Rarity.
>>12927659
>>12927644Dammit 4chanx stop eating my images.
>>12927659sure
>>12927650
>>12927663Nigga I've just eaten, put that shit away
>>12927677
>>12927294>you will never visit a pony arcade and get high with a unicorn
>>12927690No.I also plan to eat now.
>>12927698Get better friends, Bonbon.
I should start smoking.
>>12927715fall out of that tree and die, worst horse
>>12927719>worst horseexcuse me but that is not ponka and as such cannot be classified as worst horse.
>>12927718it's expensive. save up the money and buy a medium chance
>>12927723>that comicNOPENOT AGAIN;_;
>>12927723Spike do not have to worry about that now. Twilight is a god.
Subtle enough?
>tfw telling people to work on their stuff but don't want to do yours
>>12927748>down on molestiaHeh
>>12927748Where the cutie mark, Klon?
>>12927757I was going to add it but I realized original Molestia didn't ever have a cm
>>12927748Is her hair flowing on top of her head? I could see a white background between her hair and the hairband.
>>12927759Front hooves look wrong.
scratch thread
>>12927765She also doesn't have a colored mane.
>>12927748>It's not rape if he can't say noHaBe careful Klondork. You're just jumping in the frying pan.WORK ON THE GODDAMN GAME
>>12927759Cute tail dock and butt, dotkwa.
>>12927769how so?>>12927779thanks
>>12927767Oh holy shit, thanks for the catch!
>>12927748I would go down on Molestia.
>>12927783like this
>>12927784Do not forget her tail.
I give up.Goodnight.
>>12927748>#DOM>Cut off so it looks like FDOM
Seriously, I thought females couldn't rape?
>>12927777What? yeah she doe- ORIGINAL MOLESTIA MAN
>>12926446Someone post the Horsefucking guide.
>>12927258But Luna has a terrible ass.
>>12927829Her tiny butt excites me so
>>12927828Close enoughI have this image in all fucking 7 of my image folders. What gives?
>>12927836Too obvious.
>>12927819they can, but apparently it's mostly persecuted as sexual assault.protip: you don't need a dick to wreck someone's ass.
>>12927778>You're just jumping in the frying pan.Pft. Been there done that. Remember Nyx?
>>12927850It's just...You know with your unholy powers and so on..who knows what the hell that will spawn.i mean I'm kinda scared.
>>12927819>female raping a malehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIfOjkB17BA
>>12927826I know where that's from
>>12927824pfft nobody outside of MLPG knows that JJ didn't invent Molestia. Or gamer Luna for that matter.
>>12927748if you upload it anywhere else be sure to add a link to the original molestia pictureor rather don't. let JJ get the heat, fuck him
>>12927840>>12927828
>>12927859I AINT GIVE A FUCKalso I always work on the game for 2 hours or more on sundays
>>12927850NYXNYXNYXNYXmy purpose is clear, my targets, doomed
horse
>>12927876
>you will never wake up as a girl with a pony in between your legs, eating you out
>>12927878Well then...Good luck.I love you man. You're like the third in line for my husbando.
I suppose it's obligatory at this point
>>12927880[Mass Destruction]
>>12927819>boner is conciously controlledYou're either a fucking caveman who literally thinks with his dick or a demigod if you can.
>>12927848But I thought penises were purpose-built assault weapons.I thought women were victims of all things men do regardless of evidence and actions and reality.
ALRIGHT HORSEFUCKERSHOW MANY OF YOU ARE HORSE FUCKERSHOW MANY OF YOU LOVE SWEET WHITE MARE ASSHOW MANY OF YOU HAVE TASTED THE FORBIDDEN FRUITPOST YOUR STORIES
>>12927865I know where that pony is from
>>12927872I think people know the difference.But then again..its bronies
>>12927897>Wallpaper>900x675
>>12927911>Post this>Only realize the source line after posting
>>12927903Not yet.
>>12927897>Iron WillWhy?
>>12927928>Not wanting a tank in your party
>>12927897>>12927928>Time Turner
>>12927898Except that it kind of is, really. By getting an erection, you are giving consent. Women aren't strong enough to rape a man anyways, so it's impossible.
>over 300,000 cookies per secondI quit
>>12927951>tfw 350k
Is it bad that I just want to sit in bed and cry whenever I think about hugging my waifu because she isn't real?
>>12927948lel
MLPG created the fandom.
>>12927938
>>12927964I created you.
>>12927964We didn't have a choice. We had to make generals on /co/ to be tolerable.
>>12927948YEP.And also, strap-ons and guns and chloroform and ropes and social blackmail and legal blackmail and physiological arousal don't exist.
>>12927964No we did!
>>12927948>all this baitwomen can drug a guy, and a weak guy can still be assaulted by a strong, big womanerection is often a purely physical reaction
>>12927968Fuck off mom
>>12927896>mfw JJ reblogs that picture on his mod blog
>>12927973HOLY SHITSlow the fuck down
>>12927959no, that's normalshe sits in bed and cries whenever she thinks about hugging you because you aren't real
>>12927947>Derpy getting into a fight.>Tfw teaching her taunting skills to get all the enemies to focus her
>>12927978the circle is completethe end is night
>>12927986She does not know who I am.She doesn't have a concept of people as worthless as me.
loving, intimate sex with derpy
>>12927986Thanks for making me laugh anon. But she would never do that
>>12928009retards aren't capable of loving
>>12928004Of course she knows who you are. You're her OC.
>>12927986How do we know that ponies didn't already try to create us but because it was unethical they put us on our own world away from them?
>>12928009Long, rough sex with Luna
>>12928015Objection; relevance.
>>12928015Explain waifufags then
>>12928023Cuddling Celestia.
>>12928009Fuck that shitIntimate cuddling with Rarity while declaring your love
cum inflation with Octavia
>>12928030>infatuation.jpg
>>12927964Arguably our first mistake.
>>12928031Massaging Pinkie.
>>12928044Racing Rainbow Dash.
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIkAdditional weekend dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TO5atI4rU
>>12928031Cuddling Celestia while accidentally calling her "mommy"
>>12928044Fistfucking Scootaloo.
>>12928053Conquering Equestria with Rover.
>>12928059>accidentallyalternatively>not calling her "big sis"
>>12928071>big sis>not onee-sama
>>12928064Shut up KlondorkWHAT DOES ROVER HAVE THAT I DON'T?
>>12928071Why are celestiafags into incest disproportionally more than other waifufags
>>12928061Making sweet, passionate love to Sweetie Belle, followed by a nice, long cuddle session.
Cuddling with fillies CMCwhile accidentally putting your thumbs and fingers into their tight virgin loveholes
>MLP game>The objectively best bow is called the Crescent Spirit, which fires homing shots and has guard breaking.>You obtain it by letting Luna die.
>>12928077>not ponee-sama
>>12928081because she's so motherly
>>12928081because >motherly
>>12928085Learning sign language with Twilight.
>>12928081don't ask me
fuck this, it's gotten to weird in here
>>12928081More like they are forcing a shit meme like this faggot here >>12928059. Hell, the faggot that spam that shit admitted he hated Celestiafag and spam that shit until its a meme.
>>12928091>>MLP gameWhat.There is no MLP game that matches this description.
>>12928059Shut up, Freud. You are outdated.
>>12928104>no friens discussion>dick discussionand you find waifuing weird?
>>12928097>>12928098>implying you are celestiafagGo fuck off to that retarded thread in the piss.>>12928115>samefagging
>>12928091Because Luna is worthless.
>>12928091>not revisiting the Castle Ruins in Chapter 3>not sacrificing Sweetie Belle on the New Moon Altar>not stacking the Innocence enchant on Dragonthorn or Starmetal Ringblades
This pone has the best wings.
How do I speak pony?
>>12928132>dud
>>12928091>>12928127Umm...I finished it without ll this crap, it is relatively short and lass boss is easy as fuck.
>>12928117Different brush-strokes of the same painting.
>>12928127>innocenceHave fun being useless against Discord
>>12928136Not anymore you don't
>>12928118>samefaggingI don't. I study psychology, and hate to see Freud's face everywhere when mentioning it.
>>12928143click clicksnortneeeeeiiiiiggggghhh
>>12928143this pony wants to teach you
>>12928132>being this butthurt that your princess has no place in this show
>>12928158What how
>>12928147It seems like you don't know about secret boss in Everfree Ruins.
>>12927964
>>12928164With sex
>>12928143It's very difficult for your human voicebox to pronounce, making ponies think you're retarded
>>12928151those are good wings, but these are still better.
>>12928110>>12928118badenglishanon pls
>>12928150You can beat discord with Elements in 5 sec if you saved them. Last boss is Immune to them anyway.
>>12928168>late 2010If only we knew then what we knew now.It has already happened.
>>12928168I used to really dislike ponies flooding /b/ back in very early 2011. I didn't do anything about it, but I found it annoying
>>12928190>going to /b/>post-2005
>>12928091>>12928127>Not saving a of them>thinking any of those things are better than the stuff the secret merchant from Ponyville gives you when completing reach personal quest>nevermind the bonus movie if everyone is aliveI bet you faggots think the EoH are useless against the final boss too.
>>12928091>we would vote you off if you werent the only reason anyone is watching this awful show
>>12928195>implying the EoH AREN'T the final boss
>>12928179
>>12928151Do you thik they will change the intro?
>>12928204WhatWhat are you talking about retard.You can either use EoH once to beat any boss that vulnerable to Harmony at once or forge them into weapon for additional bonuses
>>12928193>going to /b/>post-2003btw im an oldfag
>>12928179Isn't one of the wings broken?
>>12928207>Dali>expressionistWhat the fuck?Don't talk about art if you don't know anything about it.
>>12928164>Well, anon, first we'll go to the library>Now I know I had a book about language somewhere... ah!>Take a seat>No, sit down... uh, er, you can't understand me. Right.>Like this. Good!>Okay, now let's start here>Sorry, it's kind of awkward holding it where I can't see. Mind if I...?>Oh. Right. Can't understand. I hope you don't mind.>Wow, youre really warm.>Sorry! Sorry. Your lap is just, like, the perfect size, and today's been such a long day...>Y-you don't mind? Really?>Okay, so this is... mmm... cozy...>No! Wait! That word is "cat", not "cozy!" Concentrate, Twilight!>It's... It's alright if I just... just take a little nap...>ZZZzzzzz
>>12926501Good morning!
>>12928216Yes, and it will be focused entirely on Twilight.
>>12928235Someone edit a penis in that gif.
Friendship truly is magic.
I just deleted my entire pony folder.
Loving, consensual sex with Winona
>>12928229Maybe "expressionists/innovators" means "expressionists OR innovators".
>>12928207That pic was subject of awful discussions back in the time...
>>12928235Does anyone have that gif but instead of a drink she's drinking cum?
DID SOMEONE SAY WINGS?
>>12928247I did, too. I kept my drawings or the requests I got, though.
>>12928247Nice.
>>12928230Why do you do this
>>12928247>>12928261wherefore
>>12928252It still is.
>>12928249
>>12928276Because I felt ashamed having to scroll through all that shit.
>>12928276Cleaning?
>>12928195>mfw Pinkie's signature item is for Party powers but half of all encounters are made so much easier with Pinkie Sense builds>Rarity's Gemfinding is already obsolete when you unlock her signature item>Scootaloo has no Wingpower to synergize with temporary Flight buffThe secret merchant can suck a dick
>>12928247Whoops. Better start it again. Here's your first picture.
>>12928204>Having the EoH as the final boss>Getting the B+ endingHALook you faggots it's simple In Chapter 1 before entering the Castle ruins go investigate the third bush from the right. That will revel a path that will lead to two chests. Open the left one and only the left one and you'll get a shard. In chapter 3 refuse to go help Luna and Celestia. Instead follow Discord's plan. After he takes the EoH from you return to the Canterlot library. Have Twilight and Rarity in your active party. Twilight will make Rarity cast the time travel spell. now choose to go help Celestia and LunaIn chapter 4, in the CMC section split up in the hunted library. Choose Sweetie, recover Scoot and leave AB behind. Then before the last boss fight in the chapter let AJ go svae AB. Defeat the boss with AJ.In chapter 5 go back t the castle, open the right chest and then later refuse to give the EoH to Celestia and Luna to upgrade them.Now during the fight with Discord don't use the EoH till phase 3. Then use the two shards you have on the Element of Magic. This will alow Twilight to cast the Time Travel spell. Upgrade the EoH, return to the current time, use the upgraded EoH on the "final" Boss. Congratulations now you have access to Chapter 6. You'll also be able to recruit Celestia, Luna and the CMC in the party. Do it because you'll later see why.Good luck. You'll need it
Wow
>>12928254sorry anon she already drank all the cum, that's why she's a princess
>>12928267she tried to teach you her language, but it's your fault for having such a cuddly lap.>Pick her up quietly>Lay her down on her bed>Go to the couch>Fall asleep>Wake up a couple hours later to this>Smile, lay a hand on her back, and go back to sleep.
>>12928293I only save porn now though.
a
>>12928306
>>12928254I deleted it.
get it off
>>12928322That's horrible.
>>12928341Yes, it's horrible.
>>12928296Really? But if you can't do Chapter 0 and get Threads of Fate then how—oh shit. Oh shit.
>>12928296>EoH final boss is the B+ EndingThe fuck are you talking about? The goddamn official guide says that this is the True ending.
ta-dah!
>>12928362aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>12928329
>>12928250Even if he did, he's completely wrong about them "not bothering with usual rules and anatomy".They knew exactly how to draw humans and animals in a realistic way, Dali's style in particular is literally just (I am being overly simplistic here) dreamscapes painted in a realistic style.
>>12928361>the official guideAnon have you seen who wrote the official guide?It's the same fucks that made that Pokemon guideTHE SMAE FUCKS THAT TELL YOU THAT TENTACRUEL IS A RARE POKEMON THAT YOU SHOULD USE THE MASTER BALL ONTHE SAME GODDAMN FUCKS THAT TELL YOU THAT RESTARTING THE GAME ALLOWS YOU TO START OVER WITH ALL YOUR POKEMONS
>>12928393Is that the same guide that says that Oak caught his starters in the grass next to Pallet Town and even fucking mentions Mew under the truck?
>>12928386Oh, sure. That's stupid. Same goes for Picasso.
>>12928421not him, but picasso a shit.but don't fuck with dali.
>>12928255Oh, my. They are so... big...
>>12928437Where did the wings go?
He wants you to rail him while you whisper dirty things into his ear
>>12928436Yeah, yeah.
>>12928445can i give him a reach-around?
Why is there so much *good* Rarity anthro porn?I don't get it.
>>12928442They turned into her pair of Pinkie Pies.
>>12928456"*good*"?
>>12928448Can someone post Ronnie's political comic?
>>12928437[massive chest ahead]
>>12928445where do horses have their prostates? it's important so i can decide which pose to assume
>>12928467Objectively well done, not just catering to my fetishesit's just bizarre that rararararararararara has the best stuff
>>12928467""*good*"?"?
>>12928484in the mouth, clearlycolts are bizarre beings
>>12928469Only Ronnie comic I have.
>>12928475[Try holding with both hands]
>dream that Dash gives me a MacBook as a gift>I love using it>Try to keep it a secret>then Twilight and Rarity appear in my room laughing at me, Twilight wearing a Linux shirt and a Windows 8 cap while Rarity only a windows 8 tshirtI have no fucking idea what the hell that was about.
>you will never join the Celestia's Guard covenant
>>12928495thanks, but no thanks. i'll still go for the ponut
>>12928495>You'll never a stallion that's addicted to sucking on your dick and fingers
>>12928490"""*good*"?"?"?
>>12928509for some reason that made me laugh so hard i had to cap it
>>12928501Such motherly hips...
>>12928513Roleplay?Really girls?
>>12928513...I don't even want to know what fetish that is. I'll be leaving now.
>>12928512Brb, brushing my teeth. With a steel brush.
>>12928512>2013>Not Brushing your horses teeth, washing it everywhere, and keeping it clean.
>>12928519Celestia is a very motherly human
>>12928512>implying marshmallow equines wouldn't take good care of their teeth
>>12928515" ____________ "?
>>12928513On topic, it's about time we invented nude beekeeping.
>>12928519she could hug you with her thighs
>>12928533Probably not.
>>12928537that sounds like a horrible idea.
Do you guys seriously want to fuck your mothers because of a cartoon horse, or is it the other way around?
>>12928538>you will never have humcelestia hug you>you will never come by thrusting inbetween her thighs
>>12928526I haven't brushed my teeth in like what 2 months
>>12928555rose pls
>>12928532This anon gets it.
>>12928555GG pls
>>12928546Don't you care about the environment? Bees are dying out! unless we take decisive nude action, there'll be no one to pollinate our plants!
>>12928555Watch out! They're gonna fall!
>>12928495http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNignQx-6Lwi remember when i posted that video in MLPG for the first time and it had just about 200 views
>>12928573YOUTUBE PLS
>>12928573>Fap Fap Fap
>>12928552sweet fucking unf.>she will never make you come in seconds with her mouth>she will never swallow every last drop and compliment you on your load with a nurturing smile
>>12928584>pony bodnage gear
does rose still browse this threads
>>12928593I want to fuck Zecora
>>12928555
>>12928609Then you need to rhyme
>>12928555Jessy pls
>>12928607sometimes
>>12928626rose pls
>>12928555I barely ever brush my teeeth.
>>12928599>you will never hug her>you will never penetrate her while she hugs you tight, pushing your face inbetween her motherly breasts>she will never hug you tightly as you unload inside her once again>she will never brush through your hair, smiling from above as you continue to have cuddlesex for hours
>>12928607she was rather active a few weeks ago and she drew a straight hair pank a few days ago, she's been on and off ever since she came here, so she is neither ded nor hats us
I want to fuck this pony with my big monkey dick till he spurts all over himself
>>12928638>motherlyFuck off with that crap.
>>12928637Is your teeth all yellow and shit? because mine is
>>12928638>perpetual cuddlesexmy fetish...
>>12928648motherly
-------------motherly------------
>>12928638>she will never kiss your head as her walls continue to milk you>she will never sing softly as her hips rock smoothly back and forth>her legs will never wrap around you and pull you in tighter>she will never offer her milk to recharge you when you start to wear out
>>12928659>>12928667>>12928675>>12928677heh heh heh mlpg what are you doing
>>12928675>>12928667>>12928659Hue.
>>12928648_ _ ____
MLPG: Adding more to your fetish list each day since 2010
>>12928659>>12928667>>12928675>samefagging a meme>>12928688Go fuck off somewhere else with that crap.
>>12928705motherly
>>12928701you hard yet?
>>12928701I've not had a single one.
>>12928701I've been there for more than a year and haven't gained a single new fetish.
>still discussing motherly Celestia>not posting fatherly Discord
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>12928718>>12928720Well, you're both clearly heretics.
>>12928705molyther
>>12928705motherly~
>>12928705>implying samefag
>>12928723Celesticord OTP.
>>12928723>still forcing a shitty meme
>>12928729>>12928730
>>12928733my negroid
>>12928733Mein Neger
I think the lesson today is "Don't let a single word get your panties in a bunch or people are going to give you shit for it."motherly.
>Celestia will never be your mom
>>12927301no that's fine.
>>12928756>That nose
>>12928756>>12928757>forcing a meme>>12928745I take it there isn't anymore of those kind of comic?
>Derpy x Muffin
>implying Kanga isn't a better mom than Celestia
>>12928757>you will never run into her room and sleep in her bed because you just got a nightmare and can't sleep without her
>tfw 20 cm
1. Your favorite pony2. Do you consider Celestiafags to be people
>MLPG finally went insane
>>12928778>you will never scrape your knee while riding your bike and run into the house where she puts a bandaid on it and kisses it better and makes you a snack
>>12928784CelestiaKinda.
>>12928769you just can't take a hint, can you? no one's "forcing a meme", they're messing with you because you're responding to it.>>12928764is there a name for noses like that? that are just a longer, curved line then a short, straight one?
>>12928779Look you niggerIf you're going to bring up 8" dicks you better fucking post yours here or on the sub
>>12928773Yeah, she is literally a mom.That disqualifies her from the annual Motherly-non-mother competition
>>12928785MLPG was created of insanity. I mean... it's about colorful equines. How the fuck crazy is this.
>>12928784CelestiaYes. Mostly.
>>12928793we should have post your penis thread on the sub
>>12928791>implying you were not the one forcing it and samefagging itAnd shit posting it isn't making it better. The "act like a retards until retards come in and think they are in good company" comes into mind.
>>12928804>everyone just post horsecocks
So if my favorite pony is from the main sixBut my favorite princess is Celestia and I definitely like her more than some of the main sixDoes that make me a Celestiafag
>>12928793already done
>>12928745heyi dont hate this
>>12928819Fuck off Nanaki
>>12928705It's a good meme.
>>12928764It's a really pretty nose.
MothsRkl
>>12928817Which of the main 6?
>>12928834>miraculix...Wasn't it panoramix?
>>12928832
>>12928835someone said moths
>>12928817>not having Twilight as your favorite pony and princess
>>12928773but she cant defeat a spece marin
>hfw everyone abuses her for shitposting purposes
>>12928843MOTHSPOST MOTHS
>looking for suggestive stuff on derpiboori>half of it is down with molestia shitCome the fuck on
>>12928817yes. come join her glorious embrace.
>>12928847>waifuing cancer
>>12928849>tfw the rest abuses her for oedipus my mom didnt love me enough purposes
>>12928841>>12928834In french he's Panoramix. In english he's Getafix. No clue about Miraculix.Here we call him Akvavitix.
>>12928853too human.
>>12928851>not filtering all molestia tags
>>12928851>118 hits for DWMfuck this world
>>12928839I like her better than AJ and TwilightAJ because she's been really boring latelyTwilight because she killed the show
>>12928841In english it was Getafix. In german he is called Miraculix.
>>12928861Maybe their mom's love them a bit too much
>>12928868in italy he's panoramix too
>>12928869
>>12928861But my mom does love me.
>>12928876>>12928868>getafixthat's stupid.
>>12928875Oh, that's okay then.>Lately
>>12928868He's named Miraculix in Germany
>>12928882Now we're talking.
So, is that anon who played ADOM on?i wanted to discuss something
>tfw you haven't read an Asterix & Obelix comic in two years
>>12928897>you will never prank Celestia by sticking a lampshade on her horn
Yo momma is so old, if someone told her to act her age she would die.
>>12928910I've never read them
>>12928910It's shit now. I wouldn't bother if I were you.
>>12928910>not downloading themI haven't read one in 5 years or so.
>>12928922Since what issue, though?
>>12928868>Akvavitix>named after booze for old peopleheh
>>12928892Well AJ showed some potential for a while. She was pretty good in season 2But then S3 flanderized everyone except Dash and now everything sucks
>>12928915She would slaughter millions.
>>12928926Since Goscinny died
>>12928918Yo momma is so old, she made Dwarf Bombs.
>>12928932>broniestop kek
>>12928910are you telling me they still print them?Like,new ones?
>>12928915>she doesn't notice it>no one has the heart to tell her
>>12928888Well fuck your childhood too.
Where can I read the book about Candis?
>>12928939>implying that's not trueyou like discord the way it is now?
>>12928910A&O, Lucky Luke, Tintin, Spirou et Fantasio and some others were all I read as a kid. If not counting the Donald Duck comics released here.Maybe I should read some of the old issues again sometime.
>>12928915>She will never prank you back
>>12928946no anon, my childhood wasn't a silly pun.like your dick
>>12928939>he doesn't like S3>thus he is a brony
>>12928949>implying it istop lel
>tfw I got a huge library of A&O comicsIt's readin' time.
>>12928959
>>12928943Its not the kings outfit story. It would be rude to not tell her there is a lampshade on her horn.
>>12928958>she will never stuff food down the back of your shirt
>>12928949Don't use words you don't know the meaning of.
>>12928932Too bad Dash was still shit. Top Gun is probably my least favorite episode of the show.
>>12928985>liking flanderscordyou sicken me
>>12928960If you don't like the show anymore and stick around in here for most of the hiatus then yes, you are the textbook definition of brony
>>12928989The name of the episode is Top Cunt.And yeah it was pretty lame but Dash was still cool during the season as a whole.
>>12929001Don't use words you don't know the meaning of
>>12929005That is silly.
>>12929011alright,just penis the penis out of you.
>>12929011Don't use words you don't know the meaning of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RfFOvuQ_VMWhat is wrong with her?
YOU ARE NOW SECOND-BEST PONYSUDDENLY YOU ENCOUNTER WORST PONYSHE INVITES YOU TO COME WITH HER TO FOURTH-BEST PONY'S HOUSEWHAT DO
>>12929011>>12929024Don't use words.
>>12929011don't meaning the use of words you know.
>>12929031Insanity.
>>12929042Don't.
>>12929031Who's that?
>>12929038I'm a pony. Fuck everything,metaphorically and literally.
>>12929038Cuddle is the only answer for a question this complex.
>>12929038>I am Rarity>Twilight invites me to Dash's houseFucking bitch, she knows I can't fly.I tell her to go to hell.
>>12929038KILL
>>12929038>Twilight invited to Dash's by AJHAHAHA POOR AJCAN'T EVEN COMEWHAT A PLEBIAN
>>12929038>Pinkie>CMC>RarityRefuse heavily
>>12929053>TwilightMah neggro.
>>12929031>her
>>12929061CMC is not a ponyCMC is three ponies
>>12929031What is thisWhat's happen
>>12929071I can't find which one is the worst.
>>12929056I wonder how GG feels about the masks.
>>12929074it's bcs, don't worry.
>>12929064Honestly anyone who doesn't have Twilight as worst pony need to watch the show more closely.
>>12929083as I said before, the masks were intended as a symbol for anon before Weaver used them with EFG.
>>12929083I wonder how Alan Moore feels.
>>12929057Cloud walking spell.
>>12929090Or get thoroughly dicked a few times. That usually clears up the stupidity.
>>12929094oh, sorry
>>12929101WHO'S GOING TO CARRY THAT FATTY UP THERE?I SURE AS HELL AINT
>>12929119How can you carry yourself anyway?
This is taking forever.
>>12929139#BURN
>>12929139Ooooooh.
>>12929080DashTwilightPinkie
>>12929139
I want to cum inside every pone
>>12929140Cut me some slack, I came five times already.
>>12929171Red Ribbon please
>>12929171
>>12929191Why does she have half-amputated legs?
>>12929177i think you may have gotten that wrong
>>12929100 I wonder how Guy Fawkes feels.
>>12929192and I want to cum inside celestia a lot
>>12929216Dont make me post the picture
>>12929220He's dead.
>>12929222Unacceptable.
>>12929220I wonder how your waifu feels.
>>12929226PINKIE DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
Just reminding you that Applebloom doesn't have a cutie mark, so she can't be a waifu if she isn't a proper woman.
>>12929253>waifuing a CMC
I need more sleepypone pics.
>>12929264
>>12929253She is a pony. She will never be a proper woman.
>>12929277racist
>>12929244Like what?
>>12929275>>12929281no no no you misunderstood me. Sleepypone. The sleepy pone.The grey one.
>>12929291Like parties
taking requests
>>12929232Feelings don't stop when life ends. #RightsToDead #LivingMemory #GiveSkeletonsTheVote
>>12929291APPLES
>>12929305Zecora in a GGG dress.
>>12929061>something something Cheshire something.gif
>>12929306reg shoe fits in among us ded
>>12929305Fancy party Rarity embarrassed by her deafeningly loud uncontrollable queefs
Any requests?
>>12929305Rarity and Twilight touching hornsOr Scoot riding Dash
>>12929326>>12929310
>>12929310too hard>>12929319i'll try
>>12929305>>12929326CMC in a homemade wacky races car.
>>12929306#lifeism #deadshaming
>>12929307APPLES
