Spite edition.Old horse.>>12912658
>I don't like thing
Why are the people usually arguing against something the most annoying people?
What happened to the other thread?
Which one would you take? Rarity or Sweetie Belle? Also, slight change to Rarity's legwear, given boots and visible blue/purple socks to make her legs stand out from Twilight's.
>>12918871>I feel the need to force my dislike of thing down everyone's throat
>>12918886This demand seems suspicious.
>>12918871>I don't like thing so I need to throw a tantrum and spam
>>12918871But that really wasn't what was happening.It was just some niggas posting pictures which were pony related even if you don't like it. Almost no one pays attention to the OP post so flipping out about it was just silly.And we're in a thread of people that post things they like regardless of if there are people that dislike it or not. That's how it has always been. If you can't deal with that you are going to have the worst possible time in MLPG.
And then suddenly Rebound appears.Pet her gently, anons.
>>12918873I prefer my Rarity a little thicker.And anatomically accurate.
>>12918923Truly, the spite edition.
>>12918899>giving in to terrorist demands>encouraging censorship
>>12918873Rarity's expression is giving me the spooks, I'll take Sweetie Belle out for milkshakes or whateverDid you decide on an accessory for Rarity? I still think the reading glasses would look nice, if not
>>12918923>Almost no one pays attention to the OPPeople who don't frequent mlpg don't. People who refquent /mlp/ do. If you want new people who like to talk about the show then make a post about show. If you like new people who like to talk about smoking pot then by all means, make a header about smoking pot.
>>12918957who frequent mlpg don't*
>setting up for my evening pony fap>go to the usual porn site>the first thing i see is anthro fluttershy with a dick wearing diaper porni wish i could destroy this fandom
>>12918914What are you using to make this stat block?I want to try my own hand at statting the ponies.
>>12918987link? also how do you wear diaper porn?
>>12918871>saying this when talking about MLP
If the main cast become alicorns, AJ would be the must fucked up one>muh family
>>12918994and I can keep posting pictures of cute ponies all night
>>12919012She'd be too good for her disgusting mud pony family.
>>12919005this is like posting a picture of Princess Twily without her wingsit just looks wrong
>>12918914>>12918996Also, what's the difference between "Power" and "Vitality"? Are they analagous to Strength and Constitution?
and then a proper noun
>>12918932>I'm so happyhappyhappyhappyhappy.
Why so butthurt about pot? What has pot done to you?
>>12918994>potscumshould... should we tell him?
>>12919012>IfYou mean when.
>>12918957I don't really know how true this is or what proof you have.We have people from /mlp/ coming here posting inane things without even realizing it's MLPG every so often. But if you have some kind of proof to that claim I'd like to see it.
BraeburnQuest is still going>>12916643
Got the time to move my butt and draw something decent.Still in WIp
>>12919030If we're talking about a pony proper noun, you should do Los Pegasusjust make sure whatever happens there, stays there
Ignore and report, idiots.
>>12919040Happy armor is happy.
>>12919026I assume Vitality mean "health", and yeah, Power would be 'strength'.
>>12919042>implying I am not hyped for that part>alicorn pinkie>alicorn fluttershy>straight fucking upgrades for those characters
>>12918956Milkshakes? Her ass is already huge, be a little more responsible!
>>12919060Great, now put a dick in it
>>12919050the other thread is bugged or dead or somethingit's not 404'd but you can't post in it
>>12919056I couldn't possibly have proof. It's just common sense.
>>12919038I really dont know why i expected that to not be awful... maybe some day ill get pony porn featuring my biggest fetish that isnt terrible.
>>12919050There are some things so unnacceptably unrelated that it just doesn't deserve to be recognized.
>>12919091futa diapers is your fetish?
>>12919060You're doing more with the bat pony reporter? Awesome!Is her cutie mark a cup of coffee with a microphone on it?
>>12919117to preserve line edges while maintaining low filesize?
>>12919083>It's just common senseI don't really think it is.
>>12919127diapers is, futa is also but not necessairly both at the same time
>>12919135But why not png?
>>12919127Not that guy, and I never enjoyed diapers, but that was kinda hot.
>Gild went up to Anon and was all like>"Dweeb dweeb dweeb dweeb.">And so he gave her a big hug>But she didn't like that so she buried him alive>the end
>you will never have a pretty pink princess bobbing up and down on your cock
>>12919169Poor characterization.9/10 it's shit. IGN
>>12919139In general do you think a header about ponies smoking pot is going to get better, worse, or about equal quality responses to a thread that starts with a few questions about something the CMC did in episode 17?Now Let's say you don't frequent mlpg and you just like to scroll through the front page.
>meghan hints at twilight's friends becoming alicorns as wellsoon
>>12919169>picking Gilda>not Rainbow Dash>after asking for a ponyyou're dead to me
>>12919145dang, i thought i had finally found another horsefutadiaperfag to be niggas with.
>>12919206WHAT?WHEN DID SHE HINT THAT?
>>12919198I don't really think a lot of people care that much.
>>12919170>you will never have a massive princess horsecock stretching your throat
I'm going to marry Pinkie Pie!
What if the mane 6 become alicorns and celestia and luna become earthies?
>>12919206Valve please nerf Meghan jesus christ
>>12919230Don't be sillyIt'd never fit inside your body
>>12919206She said she wanted everyone in Equestria to become alicorns, because after-all, every little girl wants to be a princess.
>>12919145>futadiaperswhich set of parts does the piss come out of?
>>12919219Rarity please, I love you but I can't deal with your futadiaper fetish. Futa I can deal with. Diapers I can learn to love maybe. But I just can't take both at the same time.
Anyone have any good scenarios for Rarity and Sweetie Belle involving bodytalk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3QhE07YXbENot as good as the original.
>>12918987>fapping to ponies>looking down on another weird fetishYou're masturbating to cartoon girl horses, I wouldn't be so elitist.
>>12919244Too late faglord
>>12919206>"Jeez, Mort could you cool it with the gas for ten damn minutes, this is an important day!">"Someone light a match."
>>12919256that doesn't mean I can't try;_;
>>12919206>Magnus' face>he's got a stinky asshole on his right who made a case opposing him on Nikea>and that imbecile Angron on his leftHe looks so pissed.
>>12919257that was a joke, m8the outliving part wasn't
>>12919244I'm going to marry Lyra!
>>12919229Well even if they don't I'd like to still try to care a little about the quality of threads. I don't want to give too much of a shit over something this trivial but whatever.
>>12919263i would imagine the penis
>>12919271>"Wouldn't it be awful if we were both horrifying mutants">"Yes! Yes it would!"
>>12919244Did you switch to Pinkie Pie after you learned that Twilight was taken 5ever
>>12918987>complaining about something so tame
Rainbow Dash has a crush on Shinning Armour
>>12919206Ponies would be even worse primarchs than the products of the big E
>>12919287The only thing you'd accomplish is straining your jaw and possibly running your teeth over her royal crown.
how did the action in omni's skype chat get faster then leth's?
>>12919302Make sure you give her a good thumbing mewball
>>12919333one is an open chat for anyone who wants to learn to art and the other is a secret elitist club?
>>12919349anybody can join "leth's" skype call it's just that most of you guys are fuckin faggots
>>12919219I really havn't found any pony porn with diapers in it that i actually like. the art is almost always awful or just done i a way that turns me off. that and as far as diaper porn in general goes, a visible boner under the diaper also doesnt do much for me.
>>12919333One lets every 'artist' in it and the other has the actual talent in it?
>>12919302>marrying a BG pony
>>12919345but I'm not mewballI'll give her a good thumbing anyway
>>12919292Well obviously she won't outlive her friends. They'll all be alicorns too and Spike is a fucking dragon, he'll live long anyway provided he isn't killed or something.
I'm going to do it!I'm going to marry Caimon!
>>12919325oh boy they would>muh family>muh career as a designer>muh career as a wonderbolt>muh fun>muh animals in equestria
>>12919366>Anyone can join the chat!>Unless you are not a great artist that the fandom loves, then you can fuck right off!
I'm going to marry Fluttershy!
>>12919351pls don't I posted that in the ded horse on purpose
>Twilight Sparkle + Rainbow Dash>Pinkie Pie + Fluttershy>Applejack + Rarity>Spike + Applebloom>Celestia + Luna>Shining Armor + Cadence >Flash Sentry + Discord>Trixie + Gilda>Spitfire + Derpy >Sombra + Chrysalis What do you think of these default pairings for tag-team mode?
report if any requesters missed it
>>12919373>caring which fictional horse people marry
>>12919403tag team mode for what?
>>12919406You didn't do mine thoughI mean it was kind of relevant to the pile of lyras but that wasn't what I had in mind
>>12919373>I love them
>>12919406What is Fluttershy doing in the top right?
>>12919412Welcome to 4chan!
I SUMMON DARK MAGICIAN
>>12919388What if cutiemark crusader primarchs?Like alpharius and omegon?
>>12919280Shining armor, your wife is named cadance, not pinkie pie.
>>12919403>>Flash Sentry + Discordare you trying to make a funny there?I don't get Spitfire+Derpy, though
>>12919403>Spitfire + Derpynothe rest are alright
>>12919406i like that crotch, this is being saved to my mastabartory folder.
>>12919391um, maybe we're thinking of a different chat, or something...
>>12919406>Horseshoe on head.Heh.>Fiddle around with some metal.>Too much detail.>It looks like a dick.
>>12919430Nigga no one plays that but nerrrrds anymore
>>12919412But how will he know his choices are shit?
>>12919449then explain >>12919369
crack a bottlelet your body waddledont be a snobby modelyou just hit the lotto
>>12919449Pretty sure I'm not. Let's little special club by your other post, is apparently for cool kids and not for 'faggots'
I tried? http://i.imgur.com/AyzuI1N.png
>>12919406Why does Lyra keep calling me a fag?
>>12919495princess stack where
>>12919509>that one line on fluttershy's head that's different from all the other lines.
>>12919525because she thinks it's obvious and she wants to watch you hook up with a dude
It might be the sleeping meds but I can't tell what pony this is
>>12919509Oh nicethat's actually pretty unf
>>12919542Shhhh, I totally didn't use the ellipse tool.
>>12919406>reporti mean repostim tired
>>12919509dash needs to stop being so shy and get in there
>>12919527Just hope she doesn't suffer the Rose or Bon Bon treatment
>>12919509woah, lewdalso what's with fluttershy's head?
>>12919509you forgot the _dick on fluttershy again.
>>12919509Okay, that's unf.
In terms of ability to live up the standards of a wife in the 1950's, which pony would make the best spouse?
>>12919509maybe i only like this because i am in midfap currently but i really like this
>>12919585At mlpg "give her the dick" means something completely different
reminder: if you study like twilight, you become a godliterally
http://i.imgur.com/tdw9KQl.pngI redid that one line.
>>12919644READING IS COOL
>>12919644gods aren't the same as princesses, anon
>>12919644There's a ton of examples to prove you wrong
>>12919646ah good, that would have bugged me
>a mare will never squirt on your face as you make her orgasm with your tongue
>>12919644If I become a god can I go to Equestria?
>>12919453I just heard that one guy say the shoe on head request and thought, wouldn't they be putting HORSEshoes on their heads?it's silly anyway
>>12919644You forgot the part where your parents pay for your audition for the school and you nearly fail the test but then suddenly a rainbow makes you good at it.
>>12919646That reminds me a lot of the r34 of them on Tosh.0 for some reason
>>12919664>implying i'm not a bottom bitch
>>12919664I'm not a big fan of squirtingI much prefer feeling their muscles clench up in my hands and their body contort just a little while they arch their back.
>>12919664Is there a full to thisAlso>tfw
>>12919644but thats wrong. you need to study like twilight plus also be born into a rich white unicorn family with connections to royalty and you also need to naturally have talent for magic.studying hard wont make no goddamn donkey a princess
>>12919654Hehe, yeah, cool
>>12919570but its catchy
>>12919704>>12919722Dammit, I was in the middle of posting that.
>>12919644Only if you're part of the Unicorn master reich.
>>12919719Tosh was going over some of the less savory reddit pages and he mentioned the brony one and showed some blurred out FlutterDash
>>12919719you didn't see it
>>12919723>naturallyHer ability is unnatural, granted to her by fate and a sonic rainboom.
>>12919552There's a horn, but there's no cutie mark, and it's a commonly-reused hairstyleMy money's on Lyra, though, especially considering the hand
>>12919684it should have been pinkie pie goddamnit
>>12919736it wasn't blurred
>>12919736>blurred outnopefully explicithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-b-bJIuKQ
>>12919768>>12919771I stand corrected
>>12919644YeahA god a of being a lame-o!
>>12919736It's just a slit and an asteriskNothing to blurr
>>12919736It wasn't blurred anon.At least not originally.
>>12919771>This is now how everyone will view you if you reveal your power level.
>>12919800It's just not worth itKeep it a secret
>>12919787What do you have against studying scrubbles?
>>12919733I mean yeah, if you have bad taste.
>>12919748I was stuck between Lyra and Vinyl but you have a point
>>12919771>your vaginas are so badly drawn they dont need to be censored on national television hope that faggot learned his lesson
>>12919743overnight omni's chat gets 800 messages and leth's gets about 200you should know you were there
>>12919733>tfw it was forced on you as a kid because you lived in DetroitI still like it thoughHis older stuff I mean
>>12919762I-I want a picture of a pony doing this
>>12919812>being stuck between lyra and vinylunf
>>12919816Omni also has people in the chat that aren't actual artists. Like RCH.
>>12919861rch isn't in there
>>12919856Oh god don't do that to me anonYou'll get me all frisky
>>12919488>>12919733Oh shit I actually thought that was drawn by Ghost again
>>12919847http://i.imgur.com/ExYwodo.jpgSquirting has always been a huge fetish of mine, and I only recently put 2 and 2 together and found that squirt BUKKAKE is an even bigger fetish for me.
>>12919835>living in DetroitI'm so sorry
>>12919816I'm asking because I thought Crop Tool made the second artists chat, Omni made the Fanfiction one.Also yeah, I will be back on the Omni one when I sort my shit out
>>12919894everything about this is terrible
>>12919911Actually the tailbow is kinda nice
>>12919872He is. Pretending to be funny while being nothing but a child with deviant art humor.>>12919897Fuck off, white knight.
I wish pone would love me.
>>12919907Omni made a fanfiction chat?man, what a fag
>>12919894I want to like this because of how rare something like it is but those faces are just awful
>>12919932she would love you if she were real
>>12919928You fuck off, black knight.
>>12919932I wish I were a pony so I could be loved
>>12919947Everyone should just fuck off.
>>12919932pone loves your flavor
>>12919939But only platonically.
>>12919947I fuck off to no one...
>>12919894That's a little bit hotter than I'd like to admit.
>>12919965Rarity's is the only one that's not entertaining.
>>12919884sorry for disappointing you>>12919835ye
>>12919970I hope she chokes on my blood. True, fact.
>>12919973pfftthey are total slutsthe show just has to be G
>>12919981Not you, Dash. You can stay.
>>12919981Especially you, Dash.
>>12919994it's very niceyou should do more like that
>>12919965>>12919947Official thread soundtrackhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak3Nd7h3ox0
>>12919985This has always been true.
>>12919994No I didn't mean it in a bad wayYou and Ghost are just really similar sometimes, it was fun
>>12919982you should draw something similareh? ehhhhhhh?
>>12920024>>12919982He should draw something better
>>12920024B-But... Bideo games...
Extended warranty? How can I lose!
>>12920002Pinkie is probably be a huge slut.She wants to make everyone happy and if that means she'll have to take a few dozen dicks she would gladly do it with a smile on her face the entire time.She'd even make a game out of it.
>>12920037http://i.imgur.com/P4hxaFX.pngCome on, you know you want to
Has anyone actually designed Hyperspace Hyperwars yet?
Why do people always, no matter what, always manage to pop up and defend non contributors like rch? Do you get some sort of thrill knowing you are defending the male version of BCS with a camera? Like some sort of bizzaro MLPG?
>>12920030...Dammit, I just can't stay mad at you.
>>12920045Her favorite game would be the teasing game
>>12920037let's go play pikmin 3 and ditch these losers
>>12920050>pmsRuined the whole thing
>>12920055I imagine it's a combination game of half trading cards half figurines for maximum cashgrabbery
>>12920055sounds like Warhammer 40,000
>>12920077I really need to buy a WiiU
>>12920077But I don't have a Wii U
>>12920060i just want us all to get along, anon. is that so much to ask? stay together for the ponuts
AY DER ANUN DOES MEBE YOUZ WANNA DAET?
>>12920077I'm not a loser...
>>12920083Lets mix magic the gathering with 40k!>Free Dorito powder to blind you foes!
HEY PONETURN IT UP
>>12920106What happened to Babs?
>>12920077dotkwa someone has to tell you this but you are really an annoying fellow, and not the "haha funny" kind of annoying
>>12920106FUCK YEAH LETS DO ITPICK OUT A MOVIE AND I'LL ORDER A PIZZA
>>12919965>Fighting.>Over a tripfag that does nothing.>MLPG.>Not Ponychan at all.>tfw
>>12920077>>12920101can i join your secret skype chat and play videogames with you guys
>>12920134fuck you nigga I think he's great
>>12920134I think he's ok, that's mean anon
>>12920106babs are you having an aneurysm?
>>12920105...Your eyes are very pretty.
>>12920134I think you might be the fabled "only one"
Guys. guys...I really like Tail Docks.
>>12920165Don't feed him repliesIt's the RCH hateanon that seeks only to cause a ruckus.
>>12920153>Kill yourselfOoooLook out, we got an edgy as fuck kid on the defense!Tell me, are you summoning Satan? To destroy me?
>>12920182then draw oneor a million
squirting fics where
>guy in mlpg posts beast account>some asshole uses up the credits everydaygoddamn you fucks i have been wanting to fap
>>12919005Looks like a Rarity recolor
>>12920182holy fuck me toothere's so many untapped possibilities with them tooHow about pony biting another pony's tail dock
>>12920182Me too!you should draw a pony trying to nibble on her own dockbonus points if it's implied that she's freshly transformed
>>12920060RCH hateanon just give upWe know your routine, it's sad and pointless to keep going.
>>12920204I also really like Queen Chrysalis!
>>12920229I don't understand why RCHHe's like the harmless Fluttershy of mlpg
>>12920237Because he's an easy target
>>12920231But she's a terrible disgusting Queen
>>12920182>liking docksthats another +1 for you, after the -1 for vore from earlier and +1 for the face sitting you are back in the cool zone.
>>12920231Me tooWe should be bug friends
>>12920252the snake one? Or did he do more?
I overslept and missed requestsany drawing request?
>>12920231arent ovipositors typically like really small and needle like?
>>12920264He did some with giant Derpy too but both those were requests
>>12920276Yes, and that's where she wants your penis, so just shut up and do it
>>12920134I've always felt I get annoying a lot, i'll try to not be annoying anymore>>12920149what's your skype name?
>>12920276>ovipostorShe's a pony. A bug pony
>>12920274Goo!Lyra enveloping BonBon in a very happy hug. BonBon is most grumpy with the prospect of being stuck inside lyra's gooey body, again.
>>12920231What a good pony-thing
>>12920274big pegasus cuddling small pegasus
>>12920276Horse-bug eggs are the size of ostrich eggs.
>>12920281That ear cover thing looks sillyThe blindfold and gag look unf
>>12920156She has to be if she's asking you out.
>>12920237>He's like the harmless Fluttershy of mlpg#Accidental burn
I POSTED A RAINBOW DASH AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
>>12920342>checked to see if it was a real account>it's not
>>12920342>shemalewolfdicklover86skype can't find it, are you trying to trick me
>>12920322Can you make an omlete out of a bug-pony egg?
>>12920386I will cut you
>>12920391is rather lame
>>12920386I can post a better pony
>>12920274Dash and Fluttershy hugging it out after an argument
>>12920386I can post a prettier winged horse
>>12920416i would like to see you try
>>12920386those hooves are looking rather stompy
>>12920408Thanks for the assh- I mean opinion, plebonio
>>12920399No. They're full of chitin.
>>12920431But Big Mac isn't winged.
>>12920434PARTYSTAN IS NOT A COUNTRY
>>12920391Usual fandom thing. Getting surprised by it is the same as getting surprised by shittingdicknipples.
>>12920434Is this game even fun?What do you even do?
>>12920434fuck it, I'll take the citation
>>12920434Partystan is not a real country.
>>12920434[APPROVE]Cause no trouble.
>>12920449THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK
>>12920449His hunkiness makes up for his lack of wings.
>>12920457You do exactly what it looks likeIdentify documents to see if people can enterAnd yes it's kinda fun, google Papers Please to try the demo
>>12920457its a Slavic checkpoint simulator
>>12920442you're one to talk
>>12920469>filename>passport about to be stamped "DENIED"DISCREPANCY DETECTED
>>12920468There was a guy at bronycon cosplaying as this
>>12920457you are border control agentThe fun comes from the moral dillemas you face.For example, I was forced to choose between feeding my son or taking a fine that would allow a wife to join her husband.
>>12920386see you in hell motherfucker
>>12920469I'm sure she just forgot to renew it, we can let her in
>>12920498I-it's moving to the approved stamp, right?
>>12920500there's some story to it
>>12920500It's fun.God knows why, but it's fun.
>>12920469>Dash not being fast enough for her passportITS CLEARLY A TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR
>>12920508>says reported for posting awful ponies>posted best ponyyou make no sense
>>12920434>1991>Pinkie Pie is younger then me, but nearly the same ageI dont know how to feel
>>12920541match made in heavenjust ask her out anon
>>12920493What are you going to do about it, bitch nigga?
>>12920500Play the demo: http://dukope.com/
>>12920500It's not just all random arcade stuff. There's a good deal of story behind it.
>>12920555What, argue with a pleb? Hah, good one
>>12920237He thinks he is an artist. When all he does is jab googly eyes on his toys and take pictures. He is literally below the people who jizz on toys because they at least make .gifs.He tries to claim he is straight edge but has proven himself to be a pervert that frequents most of the porn stream chat rooms. The best work he has done is only recognized because of a retarded meme from mlpg. He is the Epiphany of cancer in the general.
>>12920541go get her, anon
>>12920555This has potential to be unf but it doesnt do it
Pony just shouted at your penis.
>>12920500You have to process a number of people a day to get a salary from the state and use that to feed and warm your family or else they die. You have to work fast and be right, but also make life and death decisions on the fly
>>12920566She needs some Clear Eyes.
>>12920541>not being born in 1987
>>12920571>He tries to claim he is straight edge but has proven himself to be a pervert that frequents most of the porn stream chat rooms.god forbid somebody likes porn
>>12920055Bit late here but I like to imagine hyperspace hyperwars as a combination of TT warhammer and card wars from AT.ie: You make your models and terrain and then play with a holographic interface.
>>12920596she's sort of awkward
>>12920500Yes and it's just another entirely shit 'indie' simulator game that hipsters want you to buy.
>>12920554>>12920576This is all happening so fastI'm not sure what to do
>>12920500It's a simple fun thing.Like the cookie simulator.
>>12920568>Likes poorly drawn pictures of an anthro background pony with a ginat green dick and a club inside her ass>calling anyone else a pleb
>>12920555i-is that...mint chocolate chip ice cream?
>>12920571>epiphany of goounfgly cancer porn unf perverunt RCH streambestunfunf
>>12920556oh man thanks for that backgroundCaptcha; political mniori
>>12920613Shh...Let the white knights think they are defending a contributor.
>>12920613I'll respond to bait if I feel like it, Dash
>>12920625Just look at how upset you're getting hah, I'd laugh if it weren't so pitiful enough
>>12920620>hey anon, some people said you had something to say to me?
>>12920639I don't even know the guy, what he's saying just looks stupid
>>12920631Glory to Arstotzka.
>>12920571>He thinks he is an artistAnd we think we are not bronies. Why is what he may or may not think he is a big deal? It's not like he's even comparing himself to fucking Monet
>>12920653>you're lucky you have such a great ass Fluttershy
>>12920620>>12920662If you don't tell her, we're going to tell her, man
>>12920638Something like that happened when i was in bootcamp. it was very hard to not laugh.
>>12920659How dare you imply that I, Anonymous, am mad.I do believe you are the mad one in this situation, anon.
>>12920386yea, stretch those muscles, dash. I wanna see what you can do.
>>12920686Dash is a cute pone
>>12920662>>12920688Oh god uhPinkie Pie, would you like to...you know, go to dinner and a movie with me tomorrow?
>>12920719>I need... a tailoorrr
>>12920714No, no, no, you are the mad one.
>>12920712Tex always draws the most boopable muzzles
>>12920713I want to suck your blue gumdrops.
>suddenly all this bluehaha time for best pony!
>>12920732You got some red on you.
>>12920712Unf dash hips unf
>>12920740And the most spankable flanks.
>>12920711she's the cutest ponewith lots of cute expressionsand pretty eyesand kicky little legsand flicky little ears
>>12920666>It's not like he's even comparing himself to fucking MonetNo, Satan. But he has weaseled his way into artist chats in the past. And then he shows up here and brags about how much money he has spent on pony toys, while trying to sound all funny and edgy. He tries too hard to be a comedian when he is even here.
Dork pony when?
>>12920736What's that butler I didn't order all this whine
I hope we get another Hallowe'en episode. Hallowe'en episodes are always he best holiday themed episodes.
>>12920769what kind of apostrophe is that?
>>12920760So what's the big deal?
>>12920742Well yeah you.I really like you Pinkie, but I also don't want to come on too strong so I'd like to just take you to dinner for a good time
>>12920769>not fourth of julyCOMMUNIST
>>12920787>is this some kind of trick?
>>12920769Halloween anything is the best anything
>>12920769I want one where they find the source of the timberwolves' power.
>>12920758>flicky little earsWrong pony
I'm gonna go masturbate.
>>12920816that's a really cute pose
>all this speedycloudWhat a glorious time to be alivegood night
>>12920784Let me slow down my typing, so you can better understand it...He is a useless...tripfag....Trippyfaggy is bad...make general bad place to be in!Best we make them go...far away!
>>12920816I love the heart-pupil thing you do, even if it is corny as hell.
>tfw constantly have a raging poner
>>12920839You should maresturbate it.
>>12920834goodnight best pony
>>12920837heart pupils are cute though
>>12920839Tell him to calm down.
>>12920835>Trippyfaggy is bad...make general bad place to be in!"bad" is pretty subjective, he seems like an alright and entertaining guy to me. I tend to have a bit of a more relaxed attitude to people taking names, though.What's the big deal? I'm using this wording to emphasize the fact that you're the one making it a big deal.
>>12920877This is still one of my favorite pictures of all time.
>>12920864Maybe watch some huge breast worship videos. If I'm lucky maybe find one where she has enormous tits and actually likes the sex rather than it being fake.
oh nomy dresses
>>12920877No Dash! The styrofoam bars are there for a reason!
>>12920886he's just shitposting anonyou shouldn't respondhe's just going to respond to you with another paragraph of vague inane bullshituse your brain
>>12920806For an eldrich SCOTTISH tome on the lore of bombs, the bombinomicon sure sounded mexican.
You guys are alright, i swear
>>12920871Those aren't pupils anon
>>12920874We need someone to do this one with Anon.
>>12920835you're a useless anonyou don't have room to talk either
>>12920912>use your brainNext thing you're going to say is that thumbs are usefull
>>12920816Oh man I'd eat her if you know what I mean
>>12920918yeah not exactly but close enough
Have a Tai Chi Quan pony.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEslzYZC6ME
>>12920877>Not bathing in cider then allowing Dash to tongue dry you
>>12920942I bet I could beat that pony up
>>12920949MY DAD COULD BEAT UP UR DAD!
>>12920947That's a little creepy
>>12920925>that with anon>HOT MONKEY COCK, SWINGING AT YOU IN 3-D!
>>12920949Dude she's asian, she probably knows karate.
>>12920943>Body shots with Rainbow DashSounds good.
>>12920961Tai Chi, not karate
>>12920886>he seems like an alright and entertaining guy to me.What has he done to entertain the general? Artists like Jessy and GG come and take requests, and post them to the joy of the general. What has rch done? randombly posted pictures, to get a giggle out of the two whiteknights that seem to find it funny? Look at his tumblr, he only gets reactions rarely when wolfnanaki isn't getting raped in the ass by his mom.And when he isn't? three notes an update.He isn't an artist, and you are not defending shit by defending him.
>>12920967this looks like an impressive cosplay from the thumbnail
>>12920960With mares looking at it in amusement/horror/lust.
>>12920993>GG and JessyOverrated as fuck.
>>12920976Just this weird fascination some people have with celebrities Like imagine them building a shrine of Dash and jerking off to her all the time
>>12920959>Not keeping several pictures, a novelty flag, imitation wigs and shirts of some local girl>Not attending every meeting of her fanclub that's held by a 13 year old girl>Not being a grown man surrounded by young kids and girlsAnd he's a unicorn, so you just know he'd be the submissive in the relationship.
which ponies should mate for science
>>12920942why so much chin
I can't see a picture of Rainbow Dash without wanting to either hug her, have sex with her, or both.Is...is this how it feels when you waifu a pony?
>>12920952>you will never pinch Tai Chi Pony's cheeks while she tries to stay reticent, quietly asking you to stop in Chineighse
>>12921032Yes it is, but im sorry anon because she is already with me.
>>12921008Stop replying, he makes the same circular arguments every time.
>>12921008So is rch.Yet mlpg seems to defend him as much as artists with skill.
>>12921016but these arnt just celebrities, they are super heros that have saved your life many times. all of the elements should have a huge fanbase
>>12921026Big Mac with everybody.
How do you dispose of a furfag's body?With a FURnace!
>>12921016People already do that with Rainbow Dash in the real world though.
>>12920912I like to think if I can't refute what points he DOES make, I'm no better than he is. Just calling "bait" doesn't cut it: you have to say enough to justify your position. I try to keep things to isolated posts, though, so if anybody's filtering recursively they don't have to see my uphill battle.>>12920993You said it yourself, the guy's not an artist. Why would you expect him to take requests?Why does it matter if this guy contributes something you think is "real" or not? He posts stuff that's funny to a handful or so of people, including myself. What could possibly be the harm in that?I'm not saying he's done anything, I'm saying he's done nothing worthy of your rage.
>>12921032Where is Princess Bubblegum when you need her?
>>12921046>>12921049S-So Dash...is my waifu?
>>12921054How do you dispose of a faggot:Burn them under a faggot
>>12921047>Hur stop replying!
>>12920802What? No.Is it so hard to believe that I really like you an want to spend my time with you?
>>12921054That's not funny, my grandfather and his favorite horse died in a furry concentration camp.
>>12921078not that she would ever admit it
>>12921078no, you waifu her, but she is MY waifu.
>>12921095...Not even in private?
>>12921078It's unrequited love.
>>12921110I already came hither
pony should wear hat
>>12921112What happened to pinkquest anyway? Is brae taking the night off?
>>12921137EVERY THREAD UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>12921142yeah i ameverything up to date is capped and on tumblr/derpibooru though
>>12921154>>12921147>>12921137beef as beef
>>12921112Is it so wrong to just want to take Pinkie Pie nonsexaully and hold he very close and love her and got to sleep with her?
>>12921147>>12921166You know he can just re-size it
>>12921177I want to have sex with them both.
>>12921195>chubby dashCute, but fucking no.
>>12921180Of course not!Just don't read the rest of the quest
>>12921195So dash you know that sex burns calories faster than running?
>>12921029I feel like there's a joke to be made here.
>>12921221>vlc>eqgHow would you rate yourself as a person
>>12921221I was not expecting a screen full of ponk
>>12921228>>12921228I want to be the prettiest princess
>>12921072He posted with his trip for no reason today, telling an anon how much he spent on his toys. He could have done this in another way, or not at all. He of all people should know better then to post with a trip and not have anything to contribute, let alone have a trip on just to answer some questions.
>>12921123>You'll never that Fluttershy
>>12921228But I'm a dude
>>12921255You'll still become a pretty princess.
>>12921255Do you want to be a fucking princess or not?
>>12921271>a fucking princessunf
>>12921195is doxy done ponying?
>>12921248How is this worthy of your anger?One post to answer an anon's question is harmless enough. Maybe he posts with his trip on to make sure people like you who are incapable of ignoring him able to filter him more readily. Why don't you just do that, anyway?
HEY HEY YOU YOU
I'm going to ask Twilight Sparkle out!
>>12921252>You'll never that hair>You'll never those blue eyes>You'll never those tits>You'll never those nipples>You'll never that tiny bit of pudge>You'll never those legs>You'll never her entire body
>>12921160oh goodbless you sir
A ghost you say?A ghost maybe.She was just like a ghost to me.
>>12921332you ask my wife out ill cut ya
>>12921332Prepare to get rejected
>>12921303I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
>>12921271Can't I just be me?I'd huge pretty pony princess but I dont think i want to go further then that
>>12921332But I married her.
>>12921364It's too late, you're a pony princess nowWhat's your first decree?
>>12921354>>12921357I've never been rejected before. Why would Twilight say no? Is it because of the fingers?
>>12921362NO WAY NO WAY
>>12921332"hey twilight, so I was thinking since i'm the only human around, that maybe....m-maybe you'd like to s-study me sometime"
>>12921378>Is it because of the fingers.Nope.
>>12921382I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
>>12921377No more useless princesses, ones that do nothing.Cadance would have applied until TCE.
>>12921386But it was observed by Celestia and Luna and Cadance and the paperwork we both signed explicitly prevented annulment.
>>12921299He will randomly show up with his trip in the middle of an argument to put his post above the rest. As to why i don't filter his shit? I want to see the post that makes the general turn on him.I want to be there when he falls, so I can stand there and laugh. I want to feel him break and crumble into nothingness.
Current bid is $140
>>12920761Wow, that's a rather unexpected crossover. I played the hell out of that game when I was a little kid.
>>12921406See look at thatYou're shaping up to be the best princess yet.
>>12921406But that would prevent you.
>>12921377RevengeI will use all the power issued me to destroy
>>12921430Buy it, that's nowhere near the 2 grand plushes of yesteryear.
>>12921383I can only imagine her getting super embarrassed at the implications and trying to stammer out an answer and it's adorable
>>12921430Can I stick a banana into her?
>>12921434What song is anon singing?
>Red doesn't like traps
Sexy human dash pls?EqG dash need not apply
>>12921430I got a custom Red plush for like 70$
>>12921479I'm straight and I love traps.
EndiiDudeBroThis look almost EXACTLY like a Ghost drawing. I thought it fucking was when I saw it on my dashboard. It took a few minutes to see that it wasn't.
>>12921474Then the decree would make you not a princess. Which would cancel the decree. Which would make you eligible to be a princess. Which would legitimize your decree. Which would make you not a princess.
>>12921495how snuggle compatible is it?
>>12921502Sexy human dash pls?
>>12921454>my mother is queen bat pony and my dad is a timelord dragon king
>>12921519>>12921519we have no pictures yet
>>12921429>I want to feel him break and crumble into nothingness.
>>12921454EVERY UPDATE IS THE SAME IMAGE WITH A TEXT LAYER
>>12921495Commission or straight buy?
>>12921504What I decree'd when I was a princess still stands. If it no longer stood, then I would still be a princess because I'm forced to be.
>>12921454WowI'm pretty sure I recognize like half of those posesisn't the one at the bottom of the page traced from something by jessy, or maybe rose?
>>12921540>tess drawings>sexyN-no...His style just doesn't work for it...
>>12921538Is he okay?
>>12921429>I want to feel him break and crumble into nothingness.Alright, this is the part where you realize this is an image board for people 18 years or older to talk to each other about My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, and what you just said was actually fucking insane.Take care.
>>12921554Is there a sexy one behind that one? I can't see it, tell fluttershy to move.
>>12921499h hhh h h hh
>>12921565Yeah, he'll be fine. All you need to do is pick up that can.
>>12921580Better, but sexier!
>>12921577What kind of a response is that?
>>12921581That girl doesn't even lift, I bet she could barely break the smell barrier.
>>12921577THAT IS NOT A RESPONSEIT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER ART
>>12921569Fuck off RCH, you know you will be hated soon.
>>12918873I still hate you ross.But I must admit you are improving a lot.
>>12921538>huehuehue GET IT GUYS?>ISN'T IT FUNNY?>It's an ultraviolent parody of classic children's videogames! HAHAHA LEL SO FAHNNY JOKE US GAMERS RIGHT /)
>>12921624He's always been good, just a very unpleasant person.
>>12921626Who got Dash pregnant?
>>12921633The video itself was an homage to all things one hit killsThe blue shell is actually funny in context.
>>12921598the only one>>12921610it feeLS LIKE PEOPLE ARE YELLING AT ME
>>12921648It was me
>>12921610No it doesn't
>>12921648Better question would be who didn't?
>>12921655We all just think you're a 14 year old girl nownothing to worry about
thought I was in /b/ there for a minute
>>12921619I'm not RCH. He wouldn't have kept responding as long as I did, most likely.
>>12921673WHEN I WAS
How big of a slut is Pinkie Pie?
>>12921673>thought I was in /b/ there for a minuteIt happens when faggots defend tripfags for no reason.
>>12921671why is there no art of dash hitting on mac and aj chasing her off
>>12921626>Band-aids on her knee>At least 6 months pregnantDash, please, your lifestyle is not good for the baby.
>>12921655dude bro come on the snout, the mouth, the eyes, the ears, the hair, it looks just fuCKING LIKE HER MAN YOU NEED TO DO DAMAGE CONTROL
>>12921655WELL I FULLY SUPPORT IT
>>12921675What's this about apples?
>>12921681I know I've got a horsecockBut I'm not a pony, Anon
>>12921695rarijack is superior, I know. But considering the artist of the picture runs the appledash blog, AJ seems like the most likely candidate.
>>12921693not THE largest but pretty big
>>12921685>I know how my precious tripfag god would respond to this.>He is my Jesus!
>>12921703because Dash likes the V not the D
>>12921519>>12921548Commission from this lady
>>12921670As a pony myself, I do not care if there are little girls posting on mlpg.Please brush my mane.And lick my BIG DRIPPING OOZING POUNUTpounut
your waifu is having an amazing orgasm from thinking about you
>>12921703There is but it's humanized.
>>12921696I defended him because he wasn't here to defend himself, and he did nothing wrong.>>12921673>not always using default themes
>>12921728Well it's not your kid so what does that matter
>>12921737Hair-down pank is best pank
>Anon hugs Dash>"Anon no, stop. I don't think of you that way. It's so sissy.">"No Dash you are cute I love you.">She tried to pull him off her, but he was too big>So she went to sleep that way>And woke up that way>And wne to work with him on her>and got dinner with him huggin her>And went back to bed that way
>>12921703I like RainbowMac.
>>12921734Does it have a hole in it
>>12921671>Dash can't go running or exert herself too heavily once she gets into her third trimester>Sitting around is driving her insane>But having Big Mac waiting on her and making sure she's comfortable; physically carrying her to bed at the end of the day... is actually kinda nice.
>>12921752pffshe likes it
>>12921703>>12921740Here it is.
>>12921741>I defended him because he wasn't here to defend himself, and he did nothing wrong.I will be sure to leave him a message that he owes you a blowjob or something for being a good little whiteknight.
>>12921734what is that exploding out of her ass?
>>12921752>anon died that way>rigor mortis took forever to wear off, she swears
Even the pony gets in trouble.
>>12921752That's cuter than I'm willing to admit.
>>12921778butbut where's the ponies
>>12921707BUT NOTHING NEEDS TO BE FIXED??>>12921711>>12921670oh ok thats cool
>>12921780You're a colossal asshole.
>>12921778>helping run an apple orchard gets you body builder musclesWow! What would we do without the fantastic accuracy brony artists love to portray in their works!
>>12921800His not-furry stuff is alright.
>>12921801Of course I can, Dash.All it takes is a hug.
>>12921815Maybe he lifts in his spare time?
>>12921797>saging the general when its at 700 postsgosh EBG you are so cute
>>12921811Hey, I stopped responding when he stopped making points. Don't make me look bad, anonymous.
>>12921810Nah it looks good.This won't be the last you'll here of it though because that really, really, really looks like Ghost art.
>>12921811Oh no, your words WOUND ME!
>>12921815It's not their fault they don't realize there are multiple bodytypes and different kinds of muscular builds....okay it kind of is...
>>12921828>replyingYou're literally worse than him.
How differently would a little girl react to being in equestria than you?What would she do?
>>12921803The greentext is pretty unf too
>>12921850Probably much more innocent things.
>>12921847what the fuck are you on about?
>>12921827Contrary to what /fit/ says, just lifting will not get you a body like in that picture.
>>12921834Shut up Anonymous, you're not the boss of me!
>>12921850She would have less tea parties and wear less pretty dresses than I
>>12921847>trashing on EuroOkay what the fuck hateanon.That's too goddamn far.
>>12921865Squats and oats?
>>12921873I like you
>>12921859it's whore pony
POUNUTS POUNUTS POUNUTS POUNUTS POUNUTS POUNUTS POUNUTS POUNUTS POUNUTS POUNUTS
>>12921859It's the kissing booth pone.
>>12921859Whore pony from comics.
>>12921872Anonymous, please. If you make me look dumb in front of Anynoymous, Anonymous, and Anonymous, I will kick your ass so hard I swear to god.
>>12921898How many bits before I can kiss you on the lips?
>>12921831Well, you asked.
>>12921850>Me: hey, ponies. let's get some coffee and discuss sending me back earth.>Her: WOW! PONIES! GIRL RIDE PONY! GIDDY UP PONY!One of these things would terrify ponies and prompt a ban on humansit's me
>>12921889>>12921895>>12921898Ah, didn't recognize her.
I really wish this show was called just my little pony instead of My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic
>>12921925You wouldn't ride a pony would you?
>>12921925>ponies can't send you back earth
>>12921940HAHA HE HAS NO FRIENDS HAHAHA
>>12921904Please don't bunch me in Anonymous with the Anonymous, I hate that guy.
>>12921940why does it matter?
>>12921925>discuss sending me back earth.I hope this discussion would be about reasons why you DON'T want to come back here.
>>12921502where are you on the kinsey scale?
>>12921948Yeah neither do you.
>you will never rob a bank with Pinkie and pretend you're Wolf>you will never call her Ponkalicious
>>12921876>If cannot get RCH, go for Euro.We both know one is a bigger flop as far as contributors go. RCh would defend himself, Eurobeat will just run away.
>>12921940Yeah, fuck friendship.
>>12921773>"GAH!">"BIG MAAAAC!">"...?">"I FELT SOMETHING IN MY STOMACH! WHAT'S GOING ON?!">He gently, tenderly lays a hand on her belly.>"That's the baby kickin'.">"It is?">"Eeyup.">"S-so that's normal, then?">"Eeyup. Strong set 'a legs on 'em, too.">"Ha... ha, w-well, of COURSE they'd have those! Just like their mom!"
>>12921961RARITY HAS BEEN RELEASED RARITY IS OUT OF CUSTODY WE GOT RARITY BACK RARITY HAS BEEN RELEASED WE GOT RARITY BACK RARITY IS OUT OF CUSTODY RARITY
>>12921703>>12921778I'm not a big fan of Rainbow-Mac, but when you add "Applejack chases her off" into the equation, it somehow becomes really cute.
If you could spawn a half-breed baby with a pony, how would you want it? Centaur, satyr, or other?
>>12921980seeing celestia turned to stone like that makes me very sad for some reason
You are transported to equestria, but as a side effect everything you've ever posted on /mlp/ is forwarded in a letter to Celestia. Do you make it there alive?
>>12921993No, I'd be a terrible father.
>>12921993fully ponyI don't want to deal with human kids, but little sapient foals would be adorable
>>12922006Yes. Never look Celestia in the eye from then on. Ever.
this packet of ramen expired in 2009, but #yolo.
>>12921993Satyr probablyCentaurs confuse me
>>12921988RARARA COME WITH MEKEEP SEWIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>12922026mewball please go
>>12922006>All that stuff I said about how I would wage war on ponies
>>12921940Actually, it's kind of a funny story, but the show's ACTUAL name is>My Little Pony Friendship is Magicwithout any colon at all in the middle, despite the fact it's supposed to be a subtitle according to almost all literary conventions! It's all because of a typo made by somebody at Hasbro, I heard. Isn't grammar funny, Anon?
>>12921925I really wish I could be the second one.
>>12921993I want them to be fully pony, like their mother There is nothing good in me meant to be passed on
it was just an error calm your horses
>>12922042wrong namefag.I'm two bites in and it tastes rancid. I should probably just chuck it and find something else.
>>12921993Blended anatomy. Horrifying hirsute beast-faced pseudosatyr with stubby featherless sings, three fingers to a hand, tiny devil horns, a pointed tail, and a pitchfork.
>>12922066who are you?
>>12922062but they posted the same thing at the same time!Quick! Everyone get your reaction images ready!