Old ded horse >>12906516Topic: What do you hope to see in S4, episode, plots, etc?
>>12912658Dash teaching Twily the finer points of flying
I want the potheads to leavealso are we hats tonight?
I want to see ponies. Possibly flying ponies. I like those kind.
>>12912658Dosho singing and going sanic fast
>>12912658Generally, I'd like the opening two parter to be good
>>12912658Hooves don't bend like that. That picture is fucking ugly.
Pony isn't pony.
>>12912695lewd Dosh when?
>>12912698>"Hi Anon! I made us some breakfast!"
>>12912658A Dash song, and AJ actually getting character developement
>>12912658First off, ponies of course.Second off, I hope that they do something neat with discord. Or have him show up to banter about something.
>>12912719>you're plates over there>there are 2 pancakes on it
>>12912711>having butterflys as a CM, not moths
>>12912698That wouldn't work, the bottom pancakes would get crushed by the weight on top of them.
Four fingered hand throwing up the sign of the devil
>>12912742this is my new favorite image
>>12912698>all those pancakes
>>12912747i really don't know how that happened... i think i actidentally hit an apostraphe and thought that was the your i wanted, so i made it you're instead of your
>>12912723>AJ actually getting character developementHow about....Apples?
>>12912777would you fuck the pancakes?
>twilight is the Villain for S4 ending 2 parter>SA and Candyass show off their new filly kid(but for some reason it is CMC age)>Discord does a cameo in helping the CMC>FS and Dash give a talk to scoots about her disability>PP invites the apple family to help save the rock farm>Twilight somehow travel's back to relive Celestia's past memories with NMM Celestia, Celestia turns out she was an arrogant attention whore and left luna to become NMM>Twilight revisits her parents/parents day episode>Trixie turns out to be a regular BG pony>some small reference to EqG
>>12912719Why do all these ponies keep trying to make me breakfast
Twily learning to fly please.PLEASE.
>>12912809>>some small reference to EqGFUCKING DROPPED
>>12912804No anon, I wouldn't fuck the pancakesI would make love to the pancakes
>>12912821I wonder what each pony's favorite breakfast would be.
>>12912821They also fight over who gets to feed you.
>>12912747That fucking dog. I almost choked
>>12912809>scoots>not flying at the end of that episodei think it would be pretty ballsy to actually make her crippled
>>12912821>Fluttershy makes you breakfast.Horse Tranquilizer is sitting on top of your omelet.
>>12912809>Discord does a cameo in helping the CMC>THANKS FOR FREEING ME FROM MY ETERNAL STONE PRISON, KIDS!!
a man should take pride in his reaction images
>>12912842And then you'd leave them 5 minutes later when a plate of waffles show up.
>>12912865>You eat it anyway
>>12912842Appledan, you cannot wiafu food now!
>>12912865Oh, man, this takes me back...
>>12912854Which of course means she won't be.
>>12912884Like always they took something fun and simple and turned it into the monster it is today.
>>12912809>Discord does a cameo in helping the CMCI would honestly love the shit out of this.They're trying to go about their business of trying ridiculous shit to get their cutie marks, and he follows around behind them, amused at how crazy the things that they're trying are. Could even spin it into a moral that they don't need to go to extremes to try and prove themselves.
>>12912894what if she gets magictech flying equipment like Tank?
>>12912844AJ would probably like oatmeal, on an exciting day she'll add tiny tiny apple bits and some cinnamon to it. Practical, simpe, quick, and filling
>>12912854>implying she isn't just falling with styleOr what I fear most, she makes some kind of jetpack and flies. Which would be an obvious shout out to that Scoot comic
which pony is the best kisser?
>>12912923oatmeal are you crazy?
>>12912909I like this plan.
>>12912883You wanna bet?>>12912874>a plate of wafflesdisgusting
>>12912835>Twilight can't flysee! i told you MMC wasn't canon!
>>12912913It's funny, the art style reminds me of Rei's.
>>12912844Dash - Lucky Charms with most of the actual cereal picked outFluttershy - toast, curds and whey, hot teaRarity - a "croissant" which she always pronounces with that haughty french accentApplejack - Apple Pancakes, bacon, and eggsTwilight - PowerPony multigrain bar and a cokePinkie - Raw brown sugar from the little packets
>>12912865>Horse Tranquilizer is sitting on top of your omelet.>you stare at it, blatantly sitting on top and not disguised in the least>stare at her>"It's... butter?">"...Flutterbutter?"
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/125252/1/come-in-for-the-cold-or-beating-the-heat/brrrr>darf actually wrote something that ISN'T vomit inducing
>>12912909>Discord visits>Gives them the cutie marks they wish for>They realize they hate it>Beg discord to take it away>Says he really can't reverse the spell until they <do some dumb self finding BS>>Discord eventually removes the spellIAMOKAYWITHTHIS
I just....I just want Shining Armor to impregnate me, okay? That's all!
>>12912964I can tell Fluttershy is your favorite
>>12912964>implying Dash wouldn't have the healthiest breakfast of all the ponies
>>12912964>Dash - Lucky Charms with most of the actual cereal picked outThat fucking bitch!
>>12912978I mean why does she keep all those pigs around
>>12912978pony is carnivore
>>12913002redive plsyou're in a relationship already
>>12913002Thats either really gay, or really hot depending on who you are
>>12912964>Dash>mostly Lucky Charms's marshmallowsAhaha, that's perfect.I fear for Twilight's and Pinkie's health though
>>12913010To find truffles.
>>12913004Actually Dash is, I just like to pick on her
>>12912964>Rainbow Dash>Anything but Wheaties
>Swiffer pone will never clean your house
>>12912992Ooh, I like that as well.I just like the idea that the extremes they go to to get their marks are crazy and inventive enough to amuse him.
>>12913024Pone needs the extra calories to fuel that brain
>>12912873>my face when people don't take pride in their reaction images
>>12913037>But the brown sugar is healthier right?
>>12913066seriouslywhy even browse 4chan without a folder full of primo reaction images
>>12913039why is she so fun to tease?
>>12912921Kayla na a shit
>>12913066>my reaction image when reaction images
>>12913094I feel like she would react the most to it but deep down know you're only joking.
What would kill S4 for you if they "went there" in the next season.Humans or EQG is brought into active topic
>>12913148Did you mean to post that image?
>reading through local job ads>see a farm close by is looking for someone to wash horses and assist in breeding>$16 an hr>no experience requiredoh geez i am seriously considering it
>>12913123>my reaction face when that feeling you get when pony reaction images
>>12913042>You will never have an army of thing pones to help you with cooking, cleaning and personal hygiene
>>12912913Funny enough, I'm actually staring at her tumblr right now.Those eyes... would waifu if hadn't already waifu'd KING Sombra.
>>12913114She's a terrible person but no one else draws delicious TwiSombra.
>>12913086Perhaps, but I don't think they're a proper meal for breakfast....>>12913094Imagine if she got all puffy when she gets angry. She would know that it's just a joke but she would be too prideful to let it slide.
>>12913148i have no hopes or expectations for s4.
>>12913162>not having a bed pony to sleep in>not having a house pony to live in
>>12913162>they all do it because they just want your praise
>>12913156>so anon what do you do for a living>I JERK OFF HORSES YOU DUMB BITCH>o-oh uhh I need to leave now> ">2013 not jerking off horses for 16/hr"Good job mate
>>12913010To eat the corpses of ponies who ask too many questions.
>>12913167tfw 6% waifu material
>>12912844>Twilight: Toasted Trottingham Muffin with fruit jelly, plain oatmeal, tea>Fluttershy: Granola with dried fruit and a glass of carrot/fruit juice.>Rarity: Omelette, yogurt with fruit preserves, Prench-Press coffee>Applejack: Oatmeal with cinnamon and dried apple bits or grits with butter; eggs and hashbrowns; apple juice or hot apple cider when the weather is cold.>Pinkie Pie: Pancakes with butter, syrup and fruit preserves; orange juice.>Rainbow Dash: Oatz with banana, peanut butter and protein powder, and a fruit and yogurt smoothie.
>>12913169>Imagine if she got all puffy when she gets angry.my heartshe really is top pon
>>12913219Goddamn those ponies can eat
>>12913156>Twilight falls in the book pit and has to read her way out
>>12912903>Deadpool fucking Pac-Man.gif
>>12913156>no experience required for 16/hrFUCKING DO IT
>>12913248>Not as bad at the pit with the wall of dicks.
>>12913038Thank you, Ms. Faust
If I were a better mathematician and had the time I'd calculate the optimum order of upgrades in Cookie Clicker.
>>12913253New filename acquired.
>>12913258rarity you can just climb out, you need to jack off each dick
>>12913256cleaning stalls and shoveling horse POOP is another part of the job though
>>12913167>>12913213I'm getting mixed results here
>>12913289Why are Deadpool gifs so mesmerizing
>>12913324Between shoveling actual shit and dealing with posting figurative shit, I choose the former.
>>12913300that makes sense, because you can't pass through if they are all erect
>>12913300It's tricky because you have to stroke the dicks enough to get them hard to use as a grip but if you stroke it too much it'll spurt and go soft and you'll fall.
>>12913234Those seem like reasonable breakfasts to me.Although I would think that Pinkie would just clear out anything in the Cakes' "baked yesterday" case that hadn't been sold, or was starting to get too stale.
>>12912658I want Nightmare Moon to wins this time and if she doesn't I want Luna to actually have to go through some heavy shit with Celestia and their subjects
>>12913324Shovel it up w/ ur mouth recktYou can always sell excess horse cum to bronies for like 50 bucks an ounce or some shit. Don't horses almost ejaculate a litre? so you would be fucking rich
>>12912658Political factions. All Game of Thronies like.
>>12913428Like in Hearth's Warming Eve?I always thought that there should be some more race arguments but maybe that's something the writers are trying to avoid,
Which pony would be happy about butt stuff?
>>12913409>you will never cum a litre inside your waifu
>>12913501I dunno, Sweetie Belle
>>12913501that oneshe does love anal sex the ost, after all
NOT A TREE DASHIE!!
I really like ponuts. Big fat ponuts.
>>12913409>Don't horses almost ejaculate a litre?No, they don't.Half a cup.
>>12913324I've cared for horses before, it's bad but not really that bad. Definitely worth $16/hr if you have no better prospects.
>>12913526Fanon starts breaking off here, esp in fanfictions. Some people fancy AJ with the biggest butt, while others fancy Twilight. I'd have to say Twilight myself, but i'm not sure any of them would be willing to talk about it.
>>12913534aw heck yea, me too!
>>12913539100ml is alot
>>12913581What's wrong with Dash's eyes?
>>12913409>sell excess horse cum to broniesi'd expect to read this sarcastically on /co/, not seriously in here.
>>12913564Posting the same thing over and over doesn't make it funnier
>>12913590Aww yeah, we doin some measurements n shit tonight
>>12913526>she does love anal sex the ost>Anal Sex: The OST
>>12913581>tfw dedandhat tesses us
>>12913596I wish we were on co where everything was ironic
>>12913601I thought Candlejack was hilarious by now
>>12913607>*squish* *squish* *squish*>*toot*
>>12913607>hasn't heard of anal sex the ost
>>12913528i loved the epic brony reference in hurrican fluttershy! brohoof my brony /)
>>12913615how do you know i wasn't quoting the show?
>>12913510Not with that attitude you won't
>>12913601I'm a total slave for DONKEY COCKS!
>>12913601No, what makes it funny is your autistic reaction to it
>>12913669>le blooregard q. kazoo face
>>12913647You just said it yourself.
>>12913628How dare AA whore himself out to bronies and their fetish shit like thatI am so angry right nowgrrrrr
>>12913601 __ autism
>>12913679Shh, it's okay anon, one day you will be funny
>>12913581>aw yea gurl
>>12913669What about zebrashttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia4WP0wHcVg
>>12913669>tfw I can't swallow pills without gagging on one.>Every time.
What would Pinkie and Fluttershy's baby be like
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>12913633>tfw girl farts hard when you are fucking her because she's been holding it in and didn't want to ruin the mood but you are pounding too hard and it slips outReal sex has some funny stuff.
>>12913700Wait, AA drew that?
>>12913717You know you can just pop the capsual and take it with yogurt right?
>>12913628that's hilariously bad
>>12913712>You will never be that mare
>>12913717Have you tried putting them in your mouth, sipping some water, then jerking your head back so that they shoot to the back of your throat, and then swallowing?
>>12913700What the fuck are you talking about?
>>12913754Does it look like AA drew it?
>>12913669>any sort of drugsno
>>12913669>tfw supplements are way too expensive>tfw not feeling spurty enough
>>12913746>farting in gay porn but they're too busy fucking to care
>>12913694i don't catch your drift
>>12913767Sometimes I get that gag reflex when the fucker hits my tongue.It SUCKS!
>>12913042>you will never use Swiffer pone's Wet Jet
>>12913781are you a dog?
>>12913768He drew Swifferpony first.>>12913042Therefore, that picture is his fault.
>>12913804They are drugs
>>12913792The stack only costs like 100 bucks for 3 months bro
>>12913801I guess your stuck with the yogurt trick then.I used to do it with applesauce when I was little.
>>12913766Did...did he pay for that?
>>12913788champions don't do drugs.unless they're fun or useful without wrecking you
>>12913815Literally everything is a drunk if you break it down far enough. Also most of those are actually good for you assuming you exercise a bit
>>12913839Is exactly why I don't take any sort of pills
>>12913814MLPG came up with swifferpony, therefore it is your own fault.
>>12913798This one time I was fucking and pulled out and then sneezed at the peak of orgasm. The cum shot up several feet and splattered on the headboard of the bed.
>>12913850but pills are an excellent way to get the nutrients you otherwise wouldn't be getting unless you eat perfectly every day
>>12913821I don't have enough money to pay my bills at the end of the month. Why would I pay someone to draw that?
>>12913808Isn't there a comic where Anon just squeezes her belly and she squirts out fluid like a squirt bottle?From her mouth.
>>12913871ask wolf nanaki
>>12913814That...is the dumbest argument.You may as well blame RCH for coining the pony in the first place.
I just banged my foot and my fingers are bleeding a little but it's okay.
>>12913871Don't lie. All this art over the years has just been a giant ploy to pay for some mediocre ponysmut.
>>12913889i accidentaly cut off the tip of my finger last saturday TOP THAT
>>12913865humans bodies are weird
>>12913885Soda contains caffeine which is a drug. Your point?
>>12913889Would you let Flutterpire suck on your fingers a bit?
>>12913889I once punched a guy so hard he got his period.
Did Nanaki and GG ever recover from homelessness? Or are they still posting from the public library?
>>12913900I miss having a girl to experiment with.
>>12913898That reminds me of when I used to raid back in WoW, our Main Tank accidentally cut his finger off while he was cooking and had to quit. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
>>12913601I hope you get slapped with a futa mare cock
>>12913906I would because she looks so good in that pic.yellow horse is worst horse anyway
>>12913906y'know, she's not a demon of the night....i would like to be a demon of the night!
>>12913905Yeah, I don't drink soda or coffee
>>12913928I have that phrase filtered, how'd you do that
>>12913898that sounds like a story! how did it go?
>Swiffer pony.>Nobody is posting any images.
>>12913939m-maybe I could be your girlfriend tonightmom and dad don't have to know
>>12913938Okay, testosterone is a drug. What is your beef against drugs, so long as you manage them and don't tell them control you where is the fault
>>12913874If there is I need to see it>From her mouthbut that's not fun
>>12913958I only have 2 and this was done by Jessy
>>12913958bullshit, nobb's innawoods
>>12913962The fact that I'm using them.
>>12913980God dammit, stop using that word.Say 'no one'.
>>12913969look at dat asssheet nigga
>>12913926There was this famous player in Runescape that reached max first and then died a little bit later.He's got a statue of his player character in game now.
>>12912658Simply put, Discord, Luna, Twilight. Done in one.I'm not getting my hopes up, but if Changelings and Griffons got expanded in the canon or seaponies returned, I would be extremely pleased.
>>12913959I am almost to the point where I'm just gonna break and fuck a gay friend of mine. I don't even find men attractive but I'm tired of being alone.
>>12913968It's around.She goes 'fisk!'
>>12913940nothing your filter sucks
>>12913943nah, it was just a small chunk, no bone.>>12913926i couldn't play RO properly for a day or 2
>>12913969Aw, that's adorable.
>>12913995you're not the boss of me nowand you're not so big
>>12914001Look at that rape face.>You gonna get dusted!Seriously, Jessy made her scary.
>>12913983The body is ran from a bunch of chemical reactions. Whether it's natural or not doesn't matter.
>>12913958There aren't a lot of images, or if there are I haven't seen themThe ones I have were already posted
>>12914013Been there. Luckily haven't done that,because he talks like a chatterbox and everyone would have known itjustjust get in shape okayand thne go talk to girls
>>12914013i'd tell you not to, but i'm just projecting. Do whatever.
>>12914035scary sexy you mean
>>12914043To me it does, and I don't want ingest drugs.
I'm really curious, please give me a list of the things you filter.
>>12914053Getting girls isn't the problem. It's that they all want a guy to be with them forever and ever and I don't want a lifetime companion.
>>12913746>>12913865Sometimes I think it'd be fun to see stuff like this in ponywaifu/personhorsewaifu greentexts. Maybe it's not the best for fetishy fantasy stuff, but it could make some fun or touching moments.>Fluttershy>You have to stop because you knocked your head on the wall really hard>She spends the whole night cradling you and apologizing, even though it's your own damn fault>Rarity gets cum in her hair>laughs it off outwardly while she screams internally, wondering how she's going to get it out>You do the same>Heavy petting with Applejack in the hayloft>Lay her down on the floor>look to your right>Holy shit holy shit there's a a huge rat RIGHT FUCKING THERE>Both of you NOPE your way out of the barn, half-dressed
>>12914045>There aren't a lot of imagesBooo!
>>12914028I love those two.
>>12914093/meem/i/may may/i/maymay/i/Weekly reminder/i/pedo/i/Remove your name/i/^>>12093140\n👍 Liked\n💙 Favorited\n✓ Subscribed$//^Daily reminder that Jessy takes 6 feet$//^Why didn't you save her\?$//Popularfag/i/Degenerate/i/Threadly reminder/i/chistery shitposting/i/pothead/i/Degeneracy/i/the worst fetish ever/i/glorified OC/i/Daily reminder/i/IMGUR->Picture script/i
>>12914111someone posted an article here a few days ago that explains that girls "don't want marry every guy they sleep with" and to stay away from guys who think they do
>>12914093That's just kind of indirectly asking for terrible conversation. If you really need help just ask
>>12914128>you'll never be hit on by a confident maresigh...
>>12914100>>12914101oh wow. That's gold.
>>12914132>filtering a post number👍Liked💙Favorited✓Subscribed
>>12914132>D__ aily reminder that Jessy t___ akes 6 feetwhat's that I wanna know
>>12914111>It's that they all want a guy to be with them foreverhuh. never had that problem.
>>12914118that seems like a good idea,anon.
>>12914161I didnt even know it looked like that, that's the problem with filtering from the drop down menu>>12914183one of NBS's catchphrases
>>12914152>you'll never be hit onworst feel.
>>12914226>that's the problem with filtering from the drop down menuHe really needs to fix that. The "filter comment" option should actually work for comments and not include the post number.
>>12914226Oh I see.
would you be a model for rarity in her fashion show
>>12914233i usually just ignore it because autism
>>12914267>He has autistic people hit on him.
>>12914265>password wasn't unfare you even fucking trying
>>12914256>with only 5 other people to talk to.there really is only 11 people here.
>>12914279No, I'M autistic, i ignore it because it would never go anywhere
I've never filtered, and don't think I need to. If I did, I'd get curious to what was being filtered and check to see what it is anyway. I just ignore things I don't like.
>>12914279WHERE ARE HER EYES
>>12914256Joke's on you. I also talk to five other people on another board and watch anime.
Guys.Let's report BCS so she can get banned again.>>12914234>>12914234If you focus on this post, she'll be ded
>>12914145I don't understand. I know girls like that exist, but they are usually crazy or something.
>>12914314>>12914301Well you guys keep saying her eyes were weird, so I fixed her.
>>12914291I'm herewho else is here?
>>12914324it was an article on types of guys to ignore (num 1 was fedoras) and it was saying that guys will go out of their way to be jerks just to make sure a woman doesn't want to marry them
is this a le epin raid?
>>12914339they're still kinda weird
>>12914368No, it's just fucking BCSholy shit I hate her
>>12914319you know what? alright.
>>12914310>get curious to what was being filtered and check to see what it is anywayI always have to fight that urge, it's like>I wanna see *exactly* what he's crying about this timeIt's maddening
>>12914319remember the last time you tried that and you got banned for report spam, and you went to the sub and cried about it like a little bitch?
>>12914310Just start by filtering with stubs onThat way you can still click to see what you're missingYou will soon learn that it's nothing
>>12914427link to full pic?
>>12914437BCS won't suck your dick, anonwell she probably would if you met her because she's loose, but you probably won't meet her
>>12914360I don't want to be a jerk to test people, I hate lying and being lied to. Every time I'm up front about it they just call me a jerk because apparently I don't take their feelings into consideration, which was usually that all I do is see them as vaginal life support. That's a lie, but after I ask about it they think I'm just a pig and hate me so I just shut up and never do sex ever again.
>>12914434>http://i.imgur.com/f2bwUCQ.giflooks like an ant from Bug's Life
>>12914434whose been making these 3d pony porn things? and does it come in pinkie flavor?
>>12914467u so mad
>>12914517You're damn right I'm mad, look at this spam
>>12914441That's what I keep telling myself, that people that use those phrases are usually idiots and not going to actually discuss/debate anyway, but curiosity gets the better of me that maybe they are saying those things and actually talking. I just don't get mad when people don't do what I want.
>not filtering spamSo, what do you guys think will happen on the second part of Big Mac's issue?
>>12914530I hope I never lose my mind
>>12914530>spam>ponies in a pony thread>getting mad over ponies in a pony thread
>>12914579Have you hooked up with BCS yet?
>>12914472i'm usually just worried i'll end up messing up the relationship and it just being "life support vagina" so i just avoid it altogether. I can't take advantage of someone if i don't let myself.
>>12914590it's her furry boyfriend.
>>12914611But he hates her too
>>12914539It's not manipulation if you are up front about it.
>>12912658I want to see Scoots learn to fly.
>>12914556>implying I'm botheredI hope there'll be plenty more Luna/Mac interactions.
>>12914640who the fuck are you?
>>12914570You can actually see her slippingit's almost scary, that shit can happen to anyone
>>12914599I replied wrong, it's here >>12914638
>>12914590are you jelly of that too?
THANK YOU BASED JANITOR
>>12914664Considering Pinkie lives above where she works I wonder if she goes for stretches of days without ever even leaving Sugar Cube Corner
>>12914669Nigga BCS straight-up said she'd hook up with any good-looking guy at a conYour dick would probably fall off if you put it in that kinda crazy
>>12914687I've seen BCS at a con beforeshe's really butch
>>12914670Thank goodness the authorities came. It was getting pretty hard to love and tolerate those parasprites.
>>12914664>doing thingshow lame
>>12914702Cut the crap! I'm gonna love and tolerate your ass to Oblivion.
>>12914702Bcs you're kinda sad.
>>12914678nope, that pink bitch loves the outside, unlike you and me
>>12914701>she's really butch>Not sending your thick hard log down that lumberjack flume into her mill.>Not pounding that plaid muff like you are trying to clear cut her forest.
>>12914678Maybe only when she's sick or otherwise out of sorts. I can't imagine her at least bouncing outside to say hello to random passersby.>>12914706You could have helped me move furniture if you wanted.
>>12914734w-why would I want to do anything with yous-stupid
>>12914725>thinking everybody you don't like is BCS>calling anybody else sad
>not filtering AnonymousIt's like you don't even MLPG.
>>12914701I'd still fuck her.She needs it.
Isn't it time to go to bed? Little ponies can't do all-nighters.
>>12914762Maybe when BCS stops being the epitome of a shitposter, people will stop calling shitposters BCS
>>12914787I'm still deciding whether or not to drink and watch episodes tonight
>>12914787sleep = 0pone
>>12914804>poisoning your bodyDisgusting.
>>12914730I enjoy the outside in spurts. But nothing beats being inside on a rainy day on the computer, talking to a few buddies and watching a movie or playing a game or mlpg.
>>12914804por que no los dos
>>12914804episodes of what?
>>12914819I know, right? Watching ponies... Disgusting slobs.
>>12914804I'm still deciding whether to fap now or save my arousal if Pantyanon has a session later
>>12914834someone stram Monsters UI'm still mad at scrubbles
>tfw stealth ponies in Virtue's Last Reward
>>12914820pls go BCS
Button's Milf.swf will be done next week.
>>12914796is that why you're too big a pussy to put your name on? because you're a bigger shitposter than she is?
>>12914879you have 3 days.
>>12914796Every shitposter on MLPG is always "called out" as>BCS>NBS>SB>Kraut>Sentenal
>>12914858What did I tell you about not talking about that shit in herejust fap to acid good god
>>12914881Well, that and I don't have a name.I can put one on if you'd like.
>>12914830I can't read spurts without thinking about Celestia's futa cock. Thanks, MLPG!
>>12914887Okay then, two months.
>>12914894>I don't have a namenigga plz
>tfw want to save>out of ink ribbons
I want to stick my big monkey dick inside this pony
>>12914930>He replicates the procedure to a tee>Instead of coming out blue, it's pink
>>12914942Littlest Pet Shop?
Hey MLPG! You guys hungry? I can make us totino's pizza rolls, but we gotta be quiet..
>>12914942that's a nice expression.
>>12914942Ah, it must be something embarrassing.Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
>>12914942>"Yourself! I don't wanna hear about your stupid shit!"She should take English lessons.
I PUT TOO MUCH RED PEPPER IN MY SPAGHETTI AND NOW MY TONGUE IS BURNING. HELP
>>12914962gee thank you anne!
>>12914942How about a real show then?LOST!
>>12914787>not watching toonami with /co/
>>12914975that's from a real comic?that's hilarious.
>>12914975DRINK MILK THE ENZYMES WILL KILL THE STUFF ON YOUR TONGUE
>>12914983>yes, that's it
>>12915001Yeah I think>>12914990>>12915001Oh thanks guys but I just waited it out. Its feeling better now.
>>12914975get the scissors and cut off yoru tongue!
>>12914990>>12915001>tfw love spicy food but hate milk
>>12915041>tfw love spicy food but my anus doesn't
>>12915029goodnow tell me where that DD pic was from
>>12915029>his face>these niggas serious?
>>12915051>can't handle the spiceWhat a pleb.
>>12915041Moorabella will cut you
>>12915065 spice must flow
>>12914975>>12915041eat some bread
>>12914962FUCKIN TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS
>Spice fagsSugar fag here. Come at meEverything nice fags don't embarrass yourselves
>>12915106I LOOOOVE TOTINOS
Wake up call!http://mlpg.co/art/src/1376787796952.png
>>12915119Enjoy your rotten teeth
>>12915140Why? DOES SHE HAVE HERPES?! I KNEW IT. FUCKING WHORE.
>>12915119is he okay
>>12915140I just want a little minty pony to brush my teeth for me
>>12915173Yeah he's fine. He's just being grounded.I'm sorry.
>>12915126Just not a fan of Gnathodelli
I'm wondering if in S4 we'll see horses from other countries like we did with the ones from Saddle Arabia.
>>12915126that's not gillou. I'm afraid for my life now.
I feel like taking a quick request.
So you're thrown into a small room with no way out except for a square hole. Except Pinkie Pie wanted to go first and now her big butt is blocking the whole thing. The only way to escape is to somehow get her through. What do you do? What do you do?
Have you emptied your recycle bin lately?
Appleboom x rarity? Maybe?
>>12915126ButI wanted either Gillou or Caimon
>>12915216Sad Pinkamena Pie singing "noboby loves me everybody hates me, guess I go eat worms"
>>12915216 draw flitter in a skirt
>>12915216Pony with a huge dick.
>>12915218All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix
>>12915218Remove her clothesCum on her assUse the cum to lube her body
>>12915231I'd rather fill it more
>>12915216Fluttershy talking to a rock
>>12915208That's mean, Markerita...
>>12915218Question how did I get into the room in the first place if it's a small room.Next I would tell pinkie to squirm more, enough sweat and spit (from myself) may be able to slider her through.and after that ordeal I would order her to sit on my face and let me lick her feet.
>>12915261I'll do this one.
>>12915061>implying bullets can kill me
>>12915126Good morning. You sure seem... eager today.
Saddle Arabian horses were pretty cool. I would definitely like to see more of them because they were so actual horse-like as opposed to the little ponies.
"Hi Anon. We were just heading out for a late dinner. Would you like to join us so we may get your input on important matters?"
down with molestia
>>12915293She really likes her meat, Anon.
>>12915324Can't. I'm masturbating to ponies tonight
>>12915324I feel like me and Cadance could get along
>>12915324Sure, I've always got time for my wife.
>>12915330Just this once. I actually support JJ for this second so I can see him draw her saying "What's this about wanting me to go down on people?"
>>12915257That's... actually correct. If you just fucked her and kept it in, it'd be no good.
>>12915218Hammer to the wall
>>12915355Its because she hypnotises anyone she comes in contact with. Its her "LOOOOOOOVE"Try to get into an argument with her. Bitch is worse then Chrys
>>12915362That would be pretty funny
>>12915324But BraeburnQuest is starting soon...
>>12915324Sorry, Im still a little hung over after finding out magic exists.
>>12915383I kinda likes scar.
>>12914638true, guess growing some balls is in order
>>12915383...Holy shit you are right.She can manipulate you at will.And you will love it.
>>12915386I knew I should have took over Molestia and made the jokes!
>>12915218Stab her with a knife repeatedly until she stops screaming.
>>12915383>>12915414But since she is also the embodiment of love like Twilight is of magic, it means that she loves people enough to NOT to do without cause, right?
>>12915324>Not having anon for dinnerdissapointment
>>12915383she wouldn't be like that.
I guess this is what happens when I watch Drunken Master 2 while I draw pony.
>>12915362>JJ>Pulling off something with actual humor.
>>12915362I want to see him do a comic where Molestia says, "I don't see what the problem is, all those ponies were walking around naked. They were pretty much asking for it."
>>12915441Pony shouldn't fight with so much salt in her
>>12915441>not streaming it
>>12915441That pony gives Blossomforth a run for her money
>>12915441>actual Jackie Chan pony>cutie mark isn't a ladder
>>12915324No.If I had a dissenting opinionThe white one could warp me to the sunThe purple one could disentigrate my headThe pink one would hypnotize/mind control meThe dark blue/kinda purple in the right light one would mind rape me in my dreams.So no, and I'm going to go to Griffon country or chill out with Diamond Dogs
>>12915469That's not Chan.He's not a Drunken BoxerHe does apologetic kung fuIWANNNOTRABBLE
>>12915490Fluttershy we've been over this. The princessi are not going to banish you somewhere just because of one little thing.
>>12915490What, you think they'll attack you if you have a different opinion? Not everyone operates on 4chan heuristics.
>>12915490>Griffons would tease you for not having wings>Diamond Dogs would tease you for not having big arms>They'd still be better bros then ponies
>>12915490>The dark blue/kinda purple in the right light one would mind rape me in my dreams.unf
>>12915442If you want
Any OC requests
>>12915526Right.They might be operating on tumblr heuristics
>>12915362I just submitted that to JJdon't be mad
is it over
>>12915562hanging with the CMC
>>12915562A pony the size of a subatomic particle.
>>12915562A construction worker with a talent for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>12915510>They meet in a ladder warehouse.>There is a baby in the middle of the building.Who walks away from this alive?
>>12915460Zuibaxian Quan requires tremendous balance, flexibility and joint-strength to pull off.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CtAHLGlRbIAnd it's one of my favorite styles to watch.>>12915454I have a collection of old Jackie Chan movies on DVD somewhere. I wish I knew where they were, because I totally would stream them. Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, Drunken Master 1...
>>12915586>deerTHAT'S REAL FUKKIN GAY
>>12915562Ghost Light cum inflation
>>12915575More popular brony artists stealing my jokes?How could I be mad? I'm used to it by now.
>>12915562A pony toy...That is a pony.
>>12915519What if I said your style of democracy just doesn't work and everyone doesn't really want to be friends?On a emotional I just kinda want just want to fuck you all, and if I don't work under your law it'd be straight to the dungeon or EoH lobotomy.>>12915526All female leaders+have actual powers=not good for anyone who doesn't agree with them.
>>12915362I've never met JJ but he seems like he'd be a cool guy to bro it up with.
>>12915620Well now you sound kind of aggressive so it's your own damned fault for getting banished.
I want to masturbate again,mlpg.
Would you sleep with pony?
>>12915628what a qt
>>12915644Can i come?
>>12915615ok, well here's a pony for your trouble
>>12915647that's not a pony
>>12915647No. what if they kick in their sleep? I like my bones.
>>12915656that's now how orgasm denial works, dash.
>>12915536>Tell Diamond Dogs the story about how a human was once an alpha in your lands.>It's the old greentext about how a human choked to death the old alpha and fucked over ponies.>They buy it.>They think humans are badass.>Bitches want you to bury your bone in them all.
>>12915586>>12915587>>12915591>>12915611>>12915619>>12915628Wow they're all terrible
>>12915647I prefer sharks
>>12915647Wander Over Yonder was a 6/10
>>12915647If you fucked this pony in the ass, how long would she hold it in before using the bathroom?
>>12915680I don't know what that is either, so can I?
>>12915699I wander if he has claspers.
>>12915636Then I would tell every single Diamond Dog and Griffon that ponies are goddamn Nazi's then I would train in magic and alchemy for years to train myself for the Great Pony Battle
>>12915709>She wanted to cum!
>>12915720>can't spoiler single lettersMOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>129157045/10 for me, cautiously optimistic for new episodes
>>12915679>using XD unironically
>>12915717you're adorable.yes.yes you can.
>>12915720It really annoys me that this gif is matching perfectly to what I'm listening to.
>>12915734>Wonder shouts about her sexual exploits.
>>12915441>>12915469>>12915510>>12915593I wish someone would hurry up and make 4-legged Kung Fu for pony. Watching them fight like people is kinda weird.
Human should penis pony
>>12915218I'd fuck it.
>>12915767Go to bed Fluttershy
>>12915767And then what?
>>12915767I'd penis pony, but not that pony.
>>12915737>>12915704I give it a 8/10 to be honest. Reminded me of when cartoons were silly and fun instead of just...fun
How long until Wanderercon?
>>12915792bed with pony?
>>12915761>Wonder Over Yander
>>12915720This is giving me a boner
>>12915794Sweetie Belle go to bed, you are too young for penis
>>12915796Eh, it didn't seem that silly to me. Kind of forced.
>>12915810>Wonder over Yandere
>>12915693>Ask for OC ideas>lol look at all these brony tier ideasExcellent ruse
>>12915809What happens after that?
>Wander rides Sylvia like a fucking bull and Sylvia bites the sheets and moans
>>12915827thugdere is best dere
>>12915792Human should cuddle with ponyAnd then round 2 with pony
>Knightly on a brony podcast.hehehe
>>12915759I was listening to Daft Punk's One More Time. What were you listening to?
>>12915720WHY IS HE WEARING HEELS?WHY IS HE WEARING TIGHT PANTS?WHY IS HE TWERKING?
>>12915830that wasn't me
so how was Wander over yonder?Overrated or great?
>>12915834Fuck you, Sweetie is not for pet.
I'd a Yandere Sylvia
>>12915843Wander calls her a pal.How many people do you know fuck their pals?I bet Wander doesn't even know what sex is.
>>12915853why would he do thatis he acting like an asshole?
>>12915869do you have a tumblr?
>>12915878>buy me thingswomen, ladies and gentlemen
>>12915872watch it yourself and form your own opinionsI liked it
>>12915872Good enjoyable cartoon, would watch more of.
>>12915882>Is he acting like an asshole?I have not opened the beast.>>12915890http://bronyshow.com/Lets experience it together!
>>12915878I'd buy her things.
>>12915872I thought it was great. The biggest complaint was that it was too predictable but that's what you get when you're a 22 year old (or above) fan of cartoons.They also say the interaction between Wander and Hater was too forced but for all we know, Hater is OCD
>>12915880It's... heavily implied. Their relationship COULD be nonsexual though, I'll admit, but I'm not holding my breath here.
>>12915900Now pair Pinkie and Dash up, give sweetie a penis and you've got yourself a great tumblr blog idea.
>>12915897>>12915878BUY ME THINGS
>>12915872You can see for yourself in just 11 short minuteshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIQs8ssdeg0
>>12915934Zone introduced me to ponies
>>12915940No thanks, I just think ponies look dashing with collars on.
>>12915897>implying you wouldn't buy luna thingsShe's funnest princess
>>12915934>Heavily impliedSylvia is having a shitty day and he plays her a goofy Banjo song. They are buds. Not every pairing has to fuck.
>>12915935"So apparently there’s some guy in /mlp/ using my name to write foot fetish stories.IT’S NOT ME I SWEAR."haha good start
>>12915934BCS why are you posting with a different name
>>12915946Is it weird that I'm watching this again JUST to hear Sylvia?
>>12915964It'd buy her A diet book.
Does liking Cloudchaser's design make me a bad person?
>>12915967It's HEAVILY IMPLIED.
We wandering again?
>>12916021I'd rather not
>>12915994noshe's a pretty pony and I'd fuck her senseless
>>12916025>you will never make anything bulge with your cock
>>12916025how does this not do major internal damage?
>>12916025Coll stuff, but the guy is a fucking baby.
pony doesn't want you to watch her die
>>12916047Well for one they don't have a uterus
pony is bigwat do
>>12916025whats going on here?
>>12916059pfftThat Fluttershy is adorablealso I forgot to ask last time but is there a reason you use such a light shade? It's hard to see.
tell me your secrets grass
>>12916073guy hilting his chance
>>12916065But they do have intestines, and that things is going in an out hole
>>12916098Now there's a cartoon I don't get the appeal of. I'm pretty sure the protagonist is autistic
pony calls you
>>12916119I thought it was hilarious. Stupid and random, but hilarious. Granted I've only actually watched it while drunk.
>>12916102really?I've been staring at this for a while now
My pony is going to fuck your pony up
>>12916087It's easier for me to ink and erase since it's a super soft brush. I could make it darker though I guess.
>>12916070Ask pony to use magic to make me big.
>>12916030>>12916022Oh, good. Glad I'm not alone.
>>12915878What would you buy her mlpg?How would she react?
>>12916140It would be nice, darker always seems better with sketches and inks to me.
>>12916138i give my pony a super potion and tell it to use tackle!!
>>12916164I wouldn't buy her anything, she's a princess.
>>12916194So you'd make her a picture out of elbow macaroni?
the bows are made of FlEsH
>>12916164I would buy her a new shirt.
>>12915916>Knighty sounds like a faggot compared to the hosts.>Favorite pony is Twilight.>Nearly a flutterfucker.
>>12916185>Super Potion>Unevolved>Modest NatureYou sad fuck
unfanon is bcs right?
>>12916215>Favorite pony is Twilight>not Pinkie Pie or Celestia or Lunafifty niggers
When I first saw Cloudchaser I honestly thought she was some persons OC or would turn out to be a parody of OCs.
>>12915979IT'S METTLE. METTLE, NOT METAL. JESUS FUCKING FGHDJDFHGDFG
>>12916233Why on earth would you think that?
>>12916224this anon knows his pokemon...shit... my pony fainted...
Wander was OBVIOUSLY gay.
>>12916240I think it's a pun.You know, like the metal of his armor.
>>12916233>Of all the background ponies you chose that one to be an OC or parody
>>12916233why would you think that? who the fuck are you?
>>12916233Cloudchaser is a very pretty pony, her mane style is really neatbut not prettier than dosho
>>12916240it's a pun you autistunless that's a real quote by a real somebody, then fuck that pic
>>12916164I don't buy things. Unless it's her birthday.
>>12916281She's an ugly pony.
>>12916272at least the one on the left blends into crowds nicely
>>12916264I ... wow, I think you're right. Either that or bi with a 85% preference for males, making Sylvia his wingman.
>>12916253 because that's Nathan and he's a stupid faggot.
you are the saddest bunch i have ever met
>>12916308There's no way, Nathan is too full of himself to talk like that.
>>12916290I don't understand your confusion.It confuses me.
Can we please be hat?
>>12916272Was the black and yellow one not confirmed to be an animator's daughters OC?
>>12916330I prefer Space Station
>>12916286even if taken literally it still makes sence since he is referring to the knights armor which is made of metal.
>>12916305I'm pretty sure anon was being facetious
>>12916264>>12916305WrongWander is asexual.
>>12916328Okay, maybe ugly isn't the right word.She's just a lot less pretty than all the other ponies.
>>12916328I agree. Cloudchaser is a pretty pony. Not as pretty as Pinkie, but still pretty.
>>12916368what is it like being blind anon?
>>12916355>I EVEN PACKED A PIIIIICNIIIC
>>12916343>you will never put your mouth against those cheeks and blow as hard as you can against those asses making the biggest fart noise ever
>>12916281you should draw her
I keep bouncing between thinking my art looks shitty and feeling proud of how much I've improved.It's like I'm bipolar or something.
>>12916203>It's Fusilli Twily!
>>12916343wow those back legs look like shit
>>12916365>ponut on a humandisgusting
>>12916356>Not Pansexual.Check your privilege.
Flitter is prettier than Cloudchaser
>>12916393post the most recent thing you didand link the mist recent lewd thing you did
>you will never give pony an asmr
>>12916357anon plsit's a perfectly valid punstop being such a turbonerd.
>>12916410>being this wrongholy shit what
>>12916401>Wander is a chill intergalactic Rance
>>12916393Responses≠improvement it was a cute Fluttershy
>>12916396Prolapses are sexy in a degradation kind of way.
I finished that princess stack.Hope you like it~
>>12916417is this like your thing to get me to respond or what
>>12916424nigger CC doesn't even have a bow
>>12916440>princesses on the stackunf
>>12916417>there are no 20 minute flash clips of pinkie whispering it hurts to live
>>12916422Oh I'm not him I'm just having fun
>>12916410 that is an unfair comparison flitter has a bow and her sister doesn't
>>12916410Pretter is filthier than Cloudchaser.
>>12916440Good golly that's cute
>>12916394I'm not sure a picture of Twilight is the most appropriate thing to give to Luna.
>>12916368You drunk m8?>>12916391I did. And some people kept saying that I was stealing mewball's style
>>12916395you look like shit
>>12916447>>12916452yeahbecause she doesn't need artificial cuteness enhancers because she's incredibly pretty on her own
>>12916475>giving a fuck about anonlol
>>12916440>a tildeGET OUT
>>12916449>twilight will never spend an hour roleplaying a doctor/teacher while also rubbing oddly textured objects next to either ear
>>12916382>Intolerant of blind people.http://i.imgur.com/ny4AFxt.gif
>>12916475Man your style looks nothing like Mew's. Anon is on crack.
>>12916417I wonder if I could pay Nicole Oliver to do a Motherly Celestia asmr recording.
>>12916493that's not how jeopardy works
>>12916498>two extra holes
>>12916520turn down your filter, anonwe're very active
ponycide is painless
>>12916535filter privileges checked, i guess
>>12916495>pinkie will never quietly yet speedily teach you how to bake
>>129165354 pinkies playing tromboneshow odd
>>12916559I disagree but that's still very unf
>>12916559not poneI prefer cute ponoes
>>12916559>not this one
>>12916567>rarity will never slowly and meticulously go through her extensive jewelry collection
>>12916559It's a very pretty picture.
eh WoY wasn't badbut pon is better
>>12916508fluids are super unf
What is this weird achy hollowness I feel? Temporary goodnight for me, MLPG, so I don't autism the thread up with muh sads. Pony on.
>>12916582i wish there was more art of ponies being made into fetish horse rockers or carousels.
>>12916559>she'll never grind against your hips and move your cock around inside her
>>12916627it's life anonthe same life you're not happy with
>>12916603>>12916613Yeah, I can agree with that though I still think PPG/Last Unicorn is superior. Opinions, opinions.
>>12916629I knowThis is the only other one I have
Will BCS ever stop changing her name?
>>12916426I wasn't just saying that because I didn't get many replies, but thanks.
>>12916620http://i.imgur.com/aOn0mGw.pngMAH SUPER ULTRA GIGA NIGGA
>>12916675what's going on here
>>12916253Her mane more than anything. It just caught my eye because it was something different from the usual background pony manes, that's all.
BraeburnQuest continues. FIGHT!>>12916643
>>12916662I keep telling you guys someone needs to find her and fuck the crazy out of herI'd do it but my dick isn't big enough to satisfy a woman.
>>12916689Rarity just finished eating out a squirter.
What would a Fimfiction horse look like?
>>12916718She's a slut, she'll take it anyway.
>>12916699But I want the other one with Pinkie and Anon!
>>12916759sweetie belle with glasses
>>12916784and a hilarious t-shirt, right?
>>12916769not tonight, sorry!
>>12916725someone make us a cute horse OC plsi can pay you in smiles
>>12916725this would be his cutie mark
JOHN JOSECO RAPED AND MURDERED A LITTLE GIRL IN 1990
>>12916833>smilesPINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
>>12916675http://i.imgur.com/zZs0zjd.pngsquirting is the best but there's not much of it in the pony departmentyou'd think otherwise with as much as people talk about it
>>12916854button what are you doing looking at porn of the nice lady from the cupcake shop
>>12916559>twins>one is a fuck ton taller
>>12916837I have a few problems with that picture already if that's supposed to be based on a particular scene from the movie.
>>12916892they're clearly not identical twins
>>12916414http://i.imgur.com/lPD9b1w.pngThis is the last lewd thing I did I guess. The most recent thing is up in the thread. >>12916059
>>12916909Well alright let's hear it
>>12916890Úgy tűnik, hogy meghívja őt több mint elég
>>12916721There should be more pony-human cunnilingus.
How's it going horse people.
>>12916889http://i.imgur.com/Q2Ki0LQ.jpgKeep an eye out for Tiarawhy's new flash next week.He's making Button's Mom into a heavy squirter.
>>12916958Depending on the scene, the Giant wouldn't have the bump on his head.
>>12916892>all twins are identical
>>12916946they kind looks shitty because of how lightly they're drawnalso fluttershy lost her wingsotherwise you're doing fine
Does anyone else here think Knighty sounds sexy? I love how he vocalises. It's cute.
>>12917005Ponysona 4 was a good game.
>>12916979there should be more stallion/human cunnilingus
where are the dicks
>>12917039Or stallion/human analingus
I'm gonna boop you aint there aint nothin you can do about it.
>>12917041cropped out of the frame so they can be posted on a sfw board
>>12917056I just called the cops
>>12917007If there's one kind of squirter I enjoy it's heavy ones.
>>12917056This boop culture is horrible! Down with Boops! I will make T-shirts and shit.
>>12917062go aheadthey can't unboop you
>tfw no woman x filly
>>12917075Just so we're clear, I don't mean that she's fat
>>12917021I don't know who knighty is tumblr based anon.
>>12916316>tfw no mare will ever make a man out of you