Great and Powerful threadnot so great and powerful thread>>12872813
Today's agenda:1. Go get a subway sandwich2. Make some Trixie gifs.
>>12876245That's not a pony
>>12876231Can she be my great and powerful pony?
I'm backthe other thread is a carousel of whining and shitposting, as usual
>>12876275Yes, that's much better.
>>12876294This fridge is a mess!
oh god how did this get herei am not good with computer
>not giving her a real tiaraSO CLOSE, HASBROSO >FUCKING CLOSE
I DIDN'T PUT THOSE IN MY VAG
Can anyone post that shitty stock vector of Pinkie Pie that Hasbro has been using forever? I can't find it when I need it.
I wonder what pone tastes like.
>>12876333i'd still jizz on that chubby face
>>12876369corn pone tastes like cornbread
>>12876367>google pinkie pie>first resultDuplicate file errorfuck>>12834381
>>12876386>Can too>Not YOU TOObeta
LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK
>>12876386It takes me 20 minutes for me to cumMinimumAnd I have kegals strong enough to NOT ejaculate when I do cum
>>12876397Yes. That's the one.
>>12876415I don't think my waifu would like that very much.
>>12876415>Tfw my fetish is forceful dominant public fellatio
>>12876432Reading my Anon/Spike fanfic.
>>12876415Red Ribbon calm down
which one would you cuddle?how hard?
>>12876386>dt and ss will never tag team dominate you, teasing you until you're moaning for release but preventing you from cumming>then after hours of edging they ruin your orgasm
>>12876432You're reading my first post since I woke up 5 minutes ago.It takes me at least 20 minutes to go from soft to orgasm, and even if I do orgasm, I can hold the cum in and go for much longer.Of course, I'm only 5" long and thick, though
>>12876474i've been practicing my kegels recently and holding back my cum feels very unpleasant. is that normal?
>>12876507As long as it's not PAINFUL, you're fine.I don't recommend holding it in more then twice, though. I get a serious case of blueballs if I do.
>>12876487>>12876492>there will never be a DT 3.png
>>12876492why can't this be real
>>12876524this must be what is happening. thanks. it doesn't hurt, but i assume i'll get used to it. but just having a harder cock and stronger spurts was worth it so far
>post controversial opinion on controversial subject>instantly lose two followers>shit, maybe I shouldn't ha...>get three followers>ha ha! Fuck you!
Man, going back to digital art is weird.
>>12876618I guess we'd better start discussing season 4
Princess Luna wants to know what human night life is like. What do you say?
>>12876629Brony celebrity pls
>>12876649Its for sleeping. Nothing exciting happen in night.
Any of you guys wanna play some SPACE HULK?
>>12876662I wanted so bad to not be in school photos, but it was a requirement.
>>12876649Party mode that puts the pink one to shame
Would you like to have sex with me?
>>12876660I think this is the only time I've seen sa.jpg being posted and actually could see it come from a good place even if it probably didn't.
>>12876679Gross, aren't you a horse or something?
>>12876674She'd take that as a challange.
>>12876679Is that an offer?
>>12876679but you're a child and an animal.that is double wrong.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p7kUaFkTMOI'm batman, and trixie is the best pony.
>>12876702Two wrongs make a right.And three rights make a left!
>>12876721So if we have six wrongs, we have a left!
>>12876729That makes no damn sense.
>>12876701>and it better be JUICY
>>12876679No, but is Silver Spoon around?
>>12876702We'll make all your dreams cum true!
>>12876679I guess. You're not my first choice though.
>>128767362 wrongs = one rightthree rights = one left.6 wrongs= three rights6 wrongs = one left.QED.
>>12876751b-but you are...and...why are you doing this?are you even physically capable?
>>12876784NOT FAST ENOUGHTHAT'S BARELY A JOG, LET ALONE A DASH
>>12876778Of course I am! I practiced taking my mom's dildo in every hole!
>>12876756>>12876768>>12876784Every time I see EqG, all I can think of is how weird their heads would look without hair.
>>12876810I think about how weird their bodies would look without clothes.
>>12876805o-oh. well, i...no! that's be asking for trouble.no thanks i'm not willing to take that riskg-go away
>>12876805even your hot, tight, dirty little nose?
>>12876820>Rarity is a chemo patient and she forgot her wig>bronies would call her pretty not because she is but as a statement
Dear MLGPI met a girl last night and I'm pretty sure she digs me. How do I found out if she likes pony? What's the best way to start that conversation?
>>12876869"Hey, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?""no""okay I'll go now you'll never see me again my waifu fluttershy is better than you anyway"
QAWSA GET BACK INTO THE GAME
>>12876869Ask her if you have a chance with her. If she giggles she's into pone.
>>12876864is it still rape if she begins to enjoy it?
>>12876893>Major League Gaming Ponies
>>12876869the best way is to drop subtle brony memes such as muffin references or "20% cooler"see how she reacts
>>12876916Is it holding hostages still a crime if they all come under Stockholm Syndrome?
>>12876923Sh-should I gather objects that represent those things and present them to her? Like the test to find the next Dalai Lama?
would you let futa Rarity give you a present?
>>12877010Is it a nice sweater? Will it match my pants?
>>12876980What 3 objects best represent the pony fandom?
>>12877010Is it money?
>>12877036A printed copy of Cupcakes, a tattoo by LMJ, and the Lyra plush.
>>12877010oh, she shouldn't have. that is very generous of her.but i do wonder whati's inside that 14" box
>>12877070It's a tiny puppy! Congratulations!
>>12877036fedora, semen-coated pony toy, and horse dildo
but it's alright now
>>12877143would you play cave explorer with her, mlpg?
>>12877143>you will never get abducted and raped by a cute pony
>>12877158wow, celestia is a real bitch
RE daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
My little pony is an honors student
>>12877192>he's wider than the box
You know I wanted to make the mane cast into Sims 3 and put them in a house and force them to live together till they go full lesbian or kill each other but goddamn it's impossible to make anything that looks even remotely not ugly. On an unrelated note MT works for EA
>>12877240To be fair I don't think the boxes are that wide
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>12877251>fat whales work @ EABIG NEWS
>>12877251Even with mods?www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OjVzRpoWU4
>>12877258You won't be alive long enough to see the Earth from space
>>12877240He's so cummable.
>>12877291thanks again for doing this
>>12876756>>12876768>"And all of a sudden this blue chick started whappin' her tray on the table and smirkin' at the wall."
>>12877273OH HELL NO I'M NOT WATCHING ANY MORE VIDEOS FROM THAT GUYWell really I guess some mods would make them better. I would just download them directly but the only good one has Black Twilight. Which honestly I didn't find surprising at all.Welp time or some skin change operation
>>12877291Can't say I've missed your "art"
>>12877382Yes, what kind of monster wouldn't help pony?
>>12877388What's with the "passive-agrgessive" "quotations"?
Your favorite artist wants to ERP with you.
>>12877382Of course. She's so cute. And being a hero would help me get in bed with one of her friends.
>>12877401RPing of any kind scares me.
>>12877401Oh my...Unfortunately I suck at that so I would have to decline. But not before I say that I love him
>>12877401None of my favorite artists have my fetishesit sucks
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO NAME SOMETHING WORSE THAN something really, really bad
>>12877444>tfw my favorite artist is Weaver
>>12877450That feel is my feel
>>12877401>no one will want to ERP with you
>>12877291Your self-insert is unoriginal and crappy.
>>12877401>ERP with DaliO-oh my
>>12877368>Black TwilightI'll never understand it nor like it.Whitelight is best Twilight
>>12877401But he's dead.
>>12877471how very constructive
>nezumi finally broke the mlp streakaw
>>12877471Oops ya caught me.
>>12877491Don't respond SB. Come on.
>>12877489It is isn't it?
>>12877488GHOST BLOWJOB WOO-WOO
>>12877491>>12877502stop responding to them
>>12877491He's too stupid not to.
>>12877401Good, we share a few fetishes and I could put in the effort even if I suck at ERP.
pony has ordered you to drain the lake
>>12877450i like the art but the writing is tired and boring
>>12877539how about I drain her lake
>>12877471Speaking of OC's I want to see more of Butterfly.
>>12877399His "art" is fetish.
so.what exactly is MLPG now.I haven't posted in here since 2010.
>>12877549>mare chokes to death on Mac's schlong>comes back from the dead to suck on it for eternity
>>12877563MLPG is a hangout for circlejerkers. Also, SB comes in here on a daily basis becuase he loves abuse.
>>12876260Yes it is, its a pony in a human body.
>>12877582>hangout for circlejerkersso it's basically ponychan but without the whole faggoty atmosphere?
>>12877588Lies and slander.
>>12877582Sounds like Ross.
>>12877563It's a thread for the discussion of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
well, i have to go away for a whilesee you in hell, ponyfuckers
>>12877401>rediv wants to ERP with mewouldn't be the first time,really.
>>12877563why would you lie
>>12877582Plenty of people here are decent to SB, it's only you and maybe another person who complains ll the time.
>>12877599Yes pretty much. Popularfags ruined it all.
>>12877599no, there's a very faggy atmosphere
>>12877634>that's a challenge to go to somewhere niceI CAN DOWN A GALLON OF THAT YOU MOHTERFUCKER, MAKE ME RICH
>>12877680>implying I'm the shitposterYou are so wrong anon.
>>12877664Take me with you
>>12877634it's okay if you drink horse semen for a contest but if it's human semen it makes you a whore?That doesn't make sense.
>>12877599There's a very faggoty atmosphere here, quite litterally.
>>12877713>posting an image of textwherefore
>>12877634too watery for my tastes.
>>12868876>>12868876>>12868876STAY IN ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS
>>12877713I will fight you
>>12877742>FoE general is still goingwherefore
twilight a shit
>>12877725Only when the tripfags come out.
>>12877654isn't that what this board is as a whole?>>12877668I'm not. I've been busy with real life for three years because the internet isn't all that important to me. I'm just playing catchup now.>>12877683I see>>12877687>>12877725Honestly this was kind of expected, so I don't mind.
>>12877760Rose is still drawing ponies? I wish she would stop she is not relevant to the fandom anymore.
Pink horse just wants to take medicine to her Aunt in East Grestin. Won't you approve her Visa, Anon?
>>12877784Eh? Why though?
>>12877779ur mum a shit
>>12877784What does fandom relevancy have to do what she wants to draw?
>>12877770why would you come here for two months and still wonder about it after not coming here for two years?
>>12877770Oh you are a productivefag? Please leave and be productive. Stick around and you'll be sick.
>>12877791GLORY TO HORSTOTZKA
>>12877784Pretty much no-one here is relevant to the fandom, except maybe Braeburned. The big players aren't artists and writers anymore, but con-organisers and media outlet personalities.
>>12877791You better body scan her. She might be carrying illegal candies.
>>12877801>>12877812>look how quick they respondI wish I was popular enough to have poeple defend me.
>>12877791IS THIS REAL?
Anyone here gonna CCG?Anyone here gonna make troll desklists to give to bronies too stupid to make their own?Are we going to make a Habbo Hotel deck, a troll/stall deck we all take to tourneys?
>>12877543>i like the art but the writing is tired and boringthis is the first time anyone's said that about my work that I can think ofit's strangely refreshing
>>12877835Citation: Partystan is not a real country-30 credits
>>12877822IT'S ASTROTZKA YOU HEATEN
>>12877791Better take fingerpri... oh hang on.
>>12877784That doesn't seem like a good reason to stop drawing.
>>12877841It's not even really defending her, anon's post made no sense.
>>12877814because I like to keep track of things I'm involved withI've been not able to do that for a while, I'd like to check back and see what's up.Also the rest of the fandom is and always has been shit and you guys are generally the only people who are capable of not being completely and utterly fucking retarded. So that's why I'm here and not elsewhere.>>12877816I just finished being productive. I need to take some time off. My job doesn't really allow me to do anything for the next set of months anyway, so, I'll probably be here, or out partying, for the most part.
>>12877866COMBINE WITH RED HERB
>>12877866you're not fandom popular enough to draw, please stop
>>12877879Remember anon, when you are out there partying and horsing around, someone out their is working hard and winning.
>>12877879Then post best pony.
>>12877879so much for the internet not being important to you, huh Mr. High-and-Mighty?
>>12877841Just draw good and a lot if you want to be popular (as in positive attention).
>>12877906Passive aggressive anon please stop. You are just jealouse this guy is not wasting his life. Unlike you.
>>12877770>isn't that what this board is as a whole?The rest of the board is made up mostly of /b/ and shitposters from various other boards
>>12877899You only have to work to win if you weren't born a winner
>>12877906that's a pretty weird last name.
>>12877913Positive attention? What?
>>12877916You don't even know meI'd be happy if you stopped projecting your inadequacies onto faceless anons
>>12877920there aren't a lot of born winners in this world, so get to working
>>12877791Partystan exists, alright. In one's heart.FOR WHEREVER I PARTY, I AM A TRUE CITIZEN OF PARTYSTAN!
>>12877918BOOPING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>12877931Nah, I'm a winner in what matters to me.
>>12877913I think the only way to be universally loved is to draw everything that everyone wants and never talk.
>>12877927I mean, you can be popular by being obnoxious, and generally attracting negative attention. But you certainly won't be defended.
>>12876231Can't believe no one's said this yet, butgo2bedseth
>>12877949no, then people will hate you for drawing everything people want, you're a whore that supports bad ideas
>>12877959Tom Preston has a lot of fans
SOME PONES ARE BORN SILVER SPOON IN HOOFLORD DON'T THEY HELP THEMSELVESBUT WHEN THE TAXPEGASUS COMES THROUGH THE ROOFLORD THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A RUMMAGE SALE
>>12877971Oh yeah, that's true. Hmm...
>>12877971They're mostly young artists he is ruining.
>>12877994I really want a pony mod for Papers Please
>>12877971>>12877997young artists don't know any better
LYRA, WHAT DID YOU DO!?
>>12877994>85>28 years oldhuh.
How do I ask about the status of a commission without being rude?
I'm quitting MLPG. See you.
>>12878032"How's my commission coming along?
>>12878035See you in 10 minutes, not-sb
I bought a house in MLPG, now I don't have to leave!
I'm leaving too, but I won't see you, due to the nature of the act of leaving.
>>12878032Just ask what the status of it is, it's not rude to generally ask, you know.
I want to buttsex mewball becuase I am a pedophile.
>>12878032"Where's the art I payed for you piece of shit?"
>>12878043My pony keeps sleeping and won't get out of bed.What do I do?
OMFG I LOL'D
>>12878063What if you left while facing a mirror?
>>12878068But Mew's legal now
>>12878074I didn't mean to reply to that opst
>>12878065I was just worried about comming across as rude is all
>>12878043Put on a trip you faggot.
>>12878063What if something something dewbon?
>>12878087You would know that SB,
I forgot to take my monstergirls with me.There. Now I'm never coming back.
>>12878100You'll be fine, you'll never find out if you don't ask unless they finish before then. Artist sometimes need a little prod
>>12877906I didn't mean to come off as high and mighty. I have an enormous amount of respect for you guys. If I had the choice I'd much prefer to stay on my ass all day and fuck around on the internet. But I did that for years and it made me depressed, so I turned my life around so I wouldn't be unhappy. I really honestly do wish that the internet was capable of making me happy like it used too, but it just isn't, so I tend to stay off of it. I miss it a lot, but it's like heroine. I know that doing it is nice in the short term, but in the long term, it's nothing but destructive. I envy you, anon. I really do.>>12877899I'm getting pussy. If my job let me work for the fall, I would, but fall is their intern hiring time and they don't need me to do all their work for them.>>12877900I don't really believe there is an objectively best pony. It's all just opinion's right?>>12877917ah, I see. Makes sense.
>>12878116Cya in 6 minutes.
>>12878120She's such a great mortal alicorn princess.
>>12877994>the clock is still the sameInvalid birthdate and date of expiry.
>>12878122>I didn't mean to come off as high and mighty>but you're addicted to herointell me more
Fucking shut up, faggot.
>>12878120I just want to finger her
>>12878122It is. Just pick a pony you like the most or who you would cuddle the most.
>>12878060That's such a gentle vibration.
>>12878116Please stop imitating me.
>>12878142the only drug I use is alcohol, if you'd like to consider it a drug. I was just using heroine as an example, as it's universally known as a destructive drug.>>12878146I like big mac because he's a hard worker and he's quiet. I'd cuddle with luna or maybe sunbutt, or ponka, if main six only.
>>12878155I'd ask you to do the same, but I'm no longer here.
>>12878156The date is '82she was born in 1985
>>12878152that's what she said.
>>12878145Pony is not for fingering.Especially not princess pony.
>>12878166How about you use the internet in moderation like a normal person?
>>12878168My name is glitter glue and I suck cocks. big cocks.Like,really big.
>>12878159>cosplay that doesnt look like total shit>kill itHow about I kill you?
>>12878166Except the internet isn't inherently destructive
>>12878172Oh. Then why invalid expiry?
>>12878186the only reason I don't suck really big cocks is because I don't have any around me at the momentthis is the lamest attempt at slandering someone I've ever seen
>>12878145what's a "finger"
>>12878197Because 2013. No passport issues expiry that far away.
>>12876294Why is this so cute?Also >time for Trixie feels
>>12878206THOSE THINGS YOU HAD WHEN YOU WENT THROUGH THE MIRROR
I've done too many pushups mlpgI'm too tired
>>12878205oh yeah?Well...you're a butt. A big stinky poopoo butt.
>>12878186I suck bigger ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhic2cE57iMI have to go to work in a bit, but here.
>>12878219now do some pull-ups, chin-ups, and hindu squatssome crunches or leg raises too if you want
>>12878214who the fuck are you and why the fuck do you have a trip you motherfucking piece of trash
>>12878032is it me
>>12878243I hope we see more azn pone in the show. Them eyes be cute.
>>12878208Making out with a crystalpon must be 2easy, like all you would have to do is peel one off of the ground and stick your tongue in her mouth.I bet she wouldnt even try to fight it.
>>12878248Shut the fuck up
what mirror?What are you talking about?
>>12878183because I work for 15 hours a day. and I sleep for 8. that hour in between is eating/travel/morning prep.>>12878195I know. But I did absolutely nothing but internet for several years, and it turned me into a depressed mess. I turned my life around, and now, after two and half years, I don't have to work 15 hours a day, because instead of doing work, I now manage the team I used to be on. (and all the other teams)Making more money working many times less hours. It's nice, so, now I'm here again.I should thank you guys, you inspired me to get off my ass.
>>12878181B-but pony said...
>>12878260He's not popular enough to trip
>>12878267>because I work for 15 hours a day>I don't have to work 15 hours a dayCome on
>>12878243Its a cutie. So she does not have a cutie mark?
>>12878260>>12878265WHO THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL TUDE YOU COCKMONGLER PISSHIT NUMBFUCCKERI'LL FUCK U YOUP DO MYOU HEAR ME FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIGN FUCKERT
>>12878211This is not on the rulebook. You are padding your report, no? Maybe you seek to be better than fellow Arstotzkan? Interesting. Perhaps you show us just how well you excel in your next audit.
>>12878274heyhey anonpony is for fingering
>>12878267How'd you do it?
>>12878279How do you suck a dick non-homosexually?
>>12878279Goddamnit, I love you Weaver.
>>12878287YOU'RE A RUDE DUDE WHO NEEDS TO DROP THEIR 'TUDETHEREI SAID IT
>>12878279he's not even sucking itgaaay
>>12878298*throws a tantrum*
>>12878279What pony is that even?It should be a zebra
>>12878253Thanks. I might draw more of her, or maybe pony for guqin, pipa or dizi. I seem to be in a Chinese music mode right now.>>12878286I'm still working on that.I'm thinking plum blossoms.
>>12878316>plum blossoms.That is a nice one.
>>12878288I have given the reason of "invalid birthdate", officer. Her identity matched, but her birthdate did not.
>>12878243Do AZN pone age like their human counter parts?
>>12878335>Twilight discovers Shakespeare.png
>>12878290Stop making up lies.
>>12878335you can tell the artist is a Rarifag because Rarity should be down there too
>>12878283I did work 15 hours a day, up until my job changed from doing the work to managing the teams.I thought that was clear.>>12878295Honestly? Luck was probably the biggest player.I happened to know a guy who worked in a kitchen.I applied, he threw in a good word for me, and I started rising the ranks. Eventually, I became the head chef in the kitchen, and for half a year I was getting up, doing prep, staying there all day cooking, then coming home and sleeping.The owner of the company that owned the kitchen I worked in noticed that I was good at managing people and items, and thus I was hired as a manager for the company.Hard work, be good at what you do, keep an eye open for ways to be better, and don't suck your bosses dick. He didn't suck his bosses dick.
>>12878354wait,why shakespeare?Is it the [wubeth intensifies] donte thing?
>>12878279That's not even a big dick.
>>12878368Rarara down on the ground
>>12878279i love you weaver.i'd suck you off and swallow your semen nonsexually
>>12878410back off his semen is mineI need it to gain his storytelling powers
>>12878279GOOODNow get under there and suck his ballsLet him drip his musky pre all over you.
What if Kratos was in Attack on Titan
>>12878410>>12878438>you will never draw well enough for Anon to want your semen
>>12878410>>12878438That's a very generous offer but I'll have to declineI love you anyway anon
>>12878462I'll take it when you sleep
>>12878279looks like the back of this guy's head
http://pinkiepony.tumblr.com/post/58011075966/i-know-ill-lose-followers-i-know-ill-get-hateDo you think this campaign has a chance to succeed?
>>12878270HAAAH what kind of head is that? That's no pony, that's a moomin!
FUCKI KEEP FORGETTING TO finish Nanquest.
>>12878512>shitty music autoplayThat's a no.
>>12878512>rape is not sexyI wonder if she realizes all of humanity is a product of rape. How does she think humans pre language era consented?
>>12878602Real rape isn't sexy.But as an abstracted fantasy it sure can be.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/d658f8155805dc6ccb720b37223028ca/tumblr_mrm3lbgDIW1rer2hko1_1280.png>that eyelash thing
>>12878512>A BLOO BLOO BLOO
>>12878602We don't do a lot of things our ancestors did anymore, that's a bad analogy.
>>12878624more like >that face
>>12878624Fuck off sb
>>12878602>how did humans consent pre languageWhat? Couldn't the female wink to show interest? Or the male bite at the female's ankles?
>>12878597Celestia in that outfit is way too cute.
>>12878726did someone cum on h...(is?) mane and tail?
Okay. I'm off. See you guys later.
>>12878746that's the right amount of teeth,too.
I don't know what to draw
Pony just ever so sightly caressed your dick.
>>12878251no, but I don't want to call out the artist
>>12878766Call me when you get there, love you.
Alicorn Applejack has a spell that has the same effect as Wonder Woman's lasso of truth, besides that, what other honesty related powers would she gain?
>>12878766Off the ride?
>>12878777Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 VW 23 window deluxe micro bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
>>12878512>succeedSucceed at what?
>>12878777human couple double cuddling a pony
>>12878777Twilight's tail is in the way, I can't see her butt.
>>12878777ButtsRarity butts tied to Twilight butts
>>12878787Or she transforms into a apple
>>12878512>77 Online Users Holy cow!
>>12878566Twilight Sparkle didn't consent to having her body physically interfered with by Celestia:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfH_-F9KYpESeriously, look at Twilight's face there. Celestia is fucking raping Twilight in that scene.
>>12878844I like this one. Will post the wip.
>>12878831>you and your qt π (hypothetical) significant other not wanting to double cuddle a qt 2π pony
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/08/4chan-summer-cup-2013-starting-today.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitterSeth seriously just posted an article about the 4chan cupinb4 it gets cancelled
>>12878746>weaverno man that's a normal /tg/ anon
>>12878902>4chan is a big scary place!>tfw
>>12878911I would cuddle in bed with Tina
>>12878911I wish I had a qt pet dinosaur.I want a velociraptor.
>>12878902>Warning: Now before you go charging over to the board and posting at the speed of light, please keep in mind that 4chan overall is meant for those with a certain type of personality. It's not for everyone, and they aren't too welcoming to new-comers. I'd stick to the stream, and if that bugs you, avoid it!
>>12878902>They even grabbed Ken Ashcorp from 20% cooler last season. Who says in the video not to root for /mlp/
>>12878902Who the fuck are these people
>>12878937Sounds like a reasonable warning to me.
>>128789614chan really isn't that bad unless you're really sensitive to being insulted by a complete stranger on an anonymous board
>>12878902seth you fucking piece of shit.
>>12879010I remembered the other day that most people aren't accustomed to being called a fag almost endearingly
Why is pone so cute?
>>12879054because they were purposely optimized to be so
>>12879051I mean, if you can't handle being called a faggot you should probably stay off the internet as a whole, not only 4chan
>>12878902why would it be cancelled?
>>12879051At times like this, I'm really glad I don't live in an English-speaking country, because I'd definitely slip and call someone a drawfag or something.
>>12879054It's the butt
>>12879081Tumblr seems to be relatively free of faggot-calling.
>>12879079is that you shining armor?
>>12879101...Well, yeah, it's tumblr.
>>12879081In most places fag is still an insult
>>12879101but not free of faggots
>>12879101They'll just call you a cissexist misogynic pig and tell you to hang yourself on your dock
>>12879116COCKNOT DOCKYOU FUCKS ARE CORRUPTING ME
>>12879124>corruptingdocks are way more innocent than cocks
>>12879107I wanted that to be Sweetie's.
>>12878902ride never ends
down with molestia
>>12878814Forgot I had stuff to do, sorry!I'll finish it as soon as I can, though.
>>12879101almost everywhere on the internet it's both against the rules, and appallingly bad etiquette, to call someone a faggot.If you don't know that, you're spending too much time on 4chan.but yeah, nobody should go on the internet, anywhere, if you get upset over people calling you names.
I'm going to touch pone's butt.
This Celestia, you trust her, she wouldn't just send you off on a suicide mission without a backup plan, would she?
>>12879177That's a nice saddle.
>>12879170That's cool, thanks man
>>12879173Just because it's against the rules doesn't mean it doesn't happen extremely oftenEspecially in video game communities
>>12879177This person's art reminds me of Ross's.
>>12879189Celestia would sacrifice an endless number of humans to save her little poneis
>>12879240That's nothing like Ross
>>12879255Hahahaha holy shit I love oversensitive tumblr cunts
pone is going to touch your butt
>>12879255I want my 5 seconds back
>>12879285Oh my.Which pony?
>>12879255>geek culture>nerd culturePFFFFFfffffffffffff
>follow pon artist whose art you like>spends more time replying to stupid questions with passive-aggressive answers than posting actual artnow I see why people want them to make separate art blogs.
>>12879258>Celestia learns humans can be good at more than one skill>Also they have advanced knowledge>She realizes ponies are stupid and shit
>>12879338This is pretty shitty. I feel like I'm spending less and less time on tumblr because of that.
>>12879353Not him, but cuteosphere is an example, whether I agree with them or not. But I guess they can do whatever they want with their blogs.
>>12879358Which pony is that pony?
>>12879353bluntwhiskey.her lewd pony stuff is unf, but christ she's an insufferable bitch.
>>12879410her art looks niceasks could be easily ignored
>>12879384Oh, never mind, I didn't acknowledge 'passive-aggressive'.
>>12879447I don't want that pony to touch my butt.Why would he even want to touch it? That's gay.
>>12879410Isn't it Kayla-nay or something?
>>12879458>that fucking watermark
>>12879410Yeah Kayla na is kind of a black cunt
>>12879448not when they clog up half the dashboard
>>12879469yeah, but her pony blog is bluntwhiskey
>>12879466he said "no homo"
>>12879497>reblog/reply to content ratio is like 20:1>no archive option
>>12879536just type in /archive at the end of the url
>>12879548>the only tags are hilarious commentary
Help, pony is sucking my penis and won't stop.
>>12879554If this works I'll eat your hat
>>12879556Let it happen and have a mindblowing, paralyzing orgasm.
>>12879560please don't eat my hat
>>12879589Hand it over
>>12879594but it keeps my head comfy
>>12879588But I don't like pony that way.
>>12879588>tfw Celestia will never make you orgasm so hard you damage your CNS and get paralyzed
>>12879604Alright, but next time I'm gonna eat it
>>12879614... I bet it would be worth it
>>12879363Me too. I used to check all the new updates and read all the textposts but by now I'm so tired of their constant bitching that I unfollowed almost all of them and am just scrolling over the updates, seeing if there's an interesting new picture.
EQG Dash's tight musky bicycle shorts
>>12879255I can't stop laughing, why is Tumblr so fucking shit oh god.
>>12879633Yeah, probably.Plus you can probably still hug her depending on how paralyzed you are
>you will never be rarity's little morsel
>>12879614that's actually what happened with Christoper Reeve and that horse
Now, CAREFUL Derpy!
>>12879695Too fucking slow
>>12879255>taking posts from 4chan to heartI shiggy diggy
>>12879681She has magic, I'm sure she can fix you again and then send you into the wheelchair a second time
>>12879770>He is said to be a 'furry' jej
You did remember to vote for apples today right?
>>12879255>M-MUH CHILDRENHow about they simply don't visit sites they don't like - like every other decent human being.
>>12879760It's highly amusing. Never change, tumblr.
>>12879788read the entire thing
>>12879793No I didn't anon that's for reminding me
>>12879809Dude's fucked up, yo
>>12879255You know, I may die before I can have bionic limbs. I may die before I see space elevators. I may die before we have super realistic alternate reality simulations.But at least I'll be dead before fucks like this have any impact on life outside the internet, too.
http://dinocasino.tumblr.com/post/58438107054/due-to-utter-disappointment-with-a-certain-fandomI'm not even sure which of the two groups she's ranting at
>>12879770How the hell do you even fit a dick in a cat? A cat is tiny...
>>12879838>I may die
BraeburnQuest resumes in seven hours.Rolls will be changed to 3 dice, with a target number of 6+. Skills add 2 dice (total 5). Explosions still occur on a roll of 10.
>>12879842not very safely
>>12879838I want to at least live to see loli and pony robots that you can stick your penis into.
>>12879838>implying Obama's nanny state will allow you to die
>>12879861as soon as they gain sentience someone from tumblr will start a campaign to give them rights.
>>12879850>Explosions occur one-tenth of the timeSounds like the average Micheal Bay film.
>>12879838Prepare for the future, horsefucker.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2072177/Learning-skills-like-characters-The-Matrix-set-reality-say-scientists.htmlYou can now download knowledge into your brain.
>>12879840I dont get it. Is he pro/anti molestia?
>>12876869I would drop subtle hints, like sometimes including memes to see if she gets it. I wouldn't really know though, I just fuck 'em and leave
>>12879875That would be thousands of years later.
>>12879881that's fucking terrifying.school gone in 10, 9, 8..
>>12879840People care way too much about this.
>>12879838I can't imagine that bionic limbs won't be available within 30 years
>>12879850>explosionsThat's all I needed to know
>>12876869>"Hey, my friends like this new MLP show, do you know anything about it?"
I don't want to live anymore
>>12879912>>12879881>dailymail>not overhyped fake bullshit newsiteLOL how do you not know this?
>>12879920But affordable to the mass public?
>>12879912It's fucking GLORIOUS. SOON
I wish I could live forever
>>12879881Can I install a tupla?
>>12879937>Expecting to be taken seriously when you type like a 12-year old retard
>>12879840>>12879883>>12879891Why do people even care about this anyway? The blog has been around for 2 years or so and no one gave a shit. If you don't like it, don't browse it. I mean, even I am able to not browse it because I think its unfunny as hell and I love being mad.
>>12879937>EVERYTHING ON DAILYMAIL IS FAKE>I SAW IT ON CRACKED
>>12879940but what about your frens
>>12879937Just because they hype shit up and put stupid shit like matrix pictures in the article doesn't mean it's not real.
>>12879951I won't outlive them
>>12879840>I will not post my pony art here anymoreBig fucking deal.
>>12879939>>12879912You damn lazy-asses! Place your bets on hard work instead of hopes of shortcuts.
>>12879877>>12879921>literal explosionsDon't give me ideas.
>>12879881>daily mailwhat's next? the torygraph?remember all that crazy space age shit they came up with in the 1950s and 1960s? glad we have all those things around aren't we?
>>12879964Like you won't be downloading skills like everyone else
>>12879840>dinocasinoi despise that person so much
>>12879978I'll be downloading the skill of kicking your ass!
>>12879881>even with that devise I still won't be able to draw properly>because you also need tons of muscle memory
>>12879939no, I mean. No more forced social interaction,Getting sex is going to be absolutely awful.Literally the only thing that's going to matter as soon as that's a reality is how you look.Because everybody knows how to do everything.>>12879964I'm not for it, dude. It's fucking terrifying.
>>12879987Hank Hill pls
>>12879960Yea, it's not fucking real. It's the same line of shit when one guy lucked out after getting a new immune system put in right before he died which made his aids subside and then dailymail proclaming aids were cured.
>>12879987I'll just download the skill of being able to take ass-kickings!and then I'll download the skill of raping you!
>>12879989Muscles don't have memory
>>12879970You mean the HYPOTHETICALS that had no real research behind them?
>>12879938Define "mass public"
>>12879980I only follow her artblog so I have no idea what she's like. Her art is cute though
>>12879965It could be a skill: when you explode a roll twice, a literal explosion happens, making whatever you do seem awesome and over the top as well as adding an addiontional die for combat rolls.
>>12879991Wow, you literally have all this at your disposal and you worry about fucking some chick?Really, MLPG?
>>12879980She's 15 and having fun, she'll grow out of it
>>12879991>Literally the only thing that's going to matter as soon as that's a reality is how you look.That's good for me.
Is the pink eyeshadow too much?
>>12880032I'm not saying it's not good.But I am saying, human's are about to become a very silly silly species.
>>12880027ghost and capnpea are 16/17 and have fun without acting like complete retards
>>12880035Looks fine to me
>>12880061Humans are about to become a very dangerous species.More dangerous than even now.
>>12880035not enough.make her tits bigger
>>12880027>15 and already in the middle of internet dramaDamn. I'm glad I hadn't discovered Internet 2.0 in my teens. I'm sure I'd have been in lots of dramas.
>>12880061We're already silly as fuck compared to nature
>>12880035I'd say it looks great but I'm the kind of person that wants it BIGGER
>>12880061I would actually be happy about it. If I didn't have to spend so much time on studies anymore, I could do more physical activities.It's not like I would be forced to sit in front of a TV all day long just because I can download all the knowledge I need.
What's this hard thing in your pants? Do you have a horn too?
>>12880035>>12880081>>12880090Yes, more tits please
Hey, I heard about the things my sis was saying, and I figure it ain't rightly fair to y'all. So I talked some sense into her and let her know how important this is. Y'all know what to do, right?
>>12880082>tfw you spend your teens with lurking on /b/I still don't know if that was a good or bad thing.
>>12880076We're capable of building weapons that could potentially destroy most of the planetI don't think downloading skills will make us any more dangerous
>A Machine for Pigs on Steam.
>>12880035is that a penis bulge?
>>12880131Your face is a penis bulge.
>>12880131I hope so
>>128800762spooky>>12880082I'm glad I found 4chan before I was 10it set me up to be a half decent person who escaped drama as a whole.>>12880085fair enough.>>12880096fair enough.still, I would do it for certain things, but I absolutely would not do it for other certain things.
>>12877804ur mother's a slag
>>12880122It's just a step towards bigger, nastier advancements.Do you know how fast it will be to train soldiers now?
>>12880128oh neat I can't wait for my computer to break up so I can buy one that can run anything that has come out after 2006.
What if we could download superpowers
>>12880166>super intelligent soldierswelp, murica's bout to become the leader in everything forever.
>>12880158>200 posts afterU A CUNT
>>12880176then we'd become marvel
>>12880175>tfw getting gaming rig fixed this weekend
>>12880176I'd download a Herbie Popnecker program.
>>12880176What if you could download superpowers AND build them into your body.You'd be super super.
Government would force us to download political correctness.tumblr social justice wins
>>12879989>deviseAnd you still don't know how to spell.
>>12879840Good, now I have a reason to unfollow her, her normal art is shit
>>12880210in case we can just download them it'd be super lame
Did Braeburned finish Pinkie Present Quest last night I had to pass out
>>12880098No Twilight, that's a penis.Didn't you pay attention in school?
>>12880268god what's wrong with her upper lip
>>12880231I see a badass social justice civil war in the future
>>12880284he's finishing it tonight
>>12880284He started it up again, but stopped partway through.
All this sudden Molestia bullshit just makes me want to draw hardcore rape out of spite.
>>12880324I swear this fucker lurks hereNo matter, I'd fuck that Celestia
>>12880324Don't care what anyone says.This is unf to me.
>>12880317its a new plastic surgery trend in japan
>>12880339I thought you said horoscope rapeyou should draw noncon zodiacs
>>12880324Why doesn't JJ just start drawing full on porn instead of suggestive shit?
>>12880324her ass is bigger than her head and body
>>12880364I find suggestive sexier than straight-up porn
>>12880364Because it'd be really bad.
>>12880364because you need to pay for porn first
>>12878195>isn't inherently destructive
>>12880379It's parodying Dragon's Crown.
>>12880391Would it really be worse than the current stuff he draws?
>>12880237I'm sorry Anon.
>>12880364I believe he does draw porn comics for some pay site or two.
>>12880379isn't it great?I want her to sit on me. I bet my waist can almost fit entirely between her buns.
>>12880364>startHe's been drawing porn forever, he just draws less nowadays because- it pays less- people with a tumblr mentality find it even more offensive, thus hurting his popularity
>>12880340Celestia is pretty tall, I'm sure you can associate her with the amazon without lurking MLPG.
>>12880379strange, isn't it?
>>12880364There's enough flat out porn already, I'd rather have some cheesecake artists. I'd also rather have him invest some time into his art.
>>12880432It's just weird that like 2 months after we start talking about Amazon Celestia, JJ churns it out
>>12880431Do you seriously think this entire drama shit isn't going to increase his popularity even further?
>>12880454He could easily be browsing shit like derpibooru to keep up with trends, and there he would see the drawings our artists made
>>12880324>that mane style with the two feathers
>>128804541. he already draws Celestia all the time2. The game just came out
>>12880470We can talk about ifs all day
>>12880324>someone you hate draws your fetishI DONT KNOW HOW TO FEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>12880454We have been talking about Amazon Celestia for ages though. It just got more prevalent recently.
>>12880495Masturbate to the art, not the artist
>>12880495don't be a pussy, jerk it anyway
>>12880426An ass man I see.You are now my compatriot of African American descent.
>>12880495You could simply like the picture. You don't have to pay for it and since I posted it here you don't even have to visit his blog and give him a view.I don't know why people let the artists character ruin the art for them.
>>12880467I doubt it would, merely because everyone even slightly related to the fandom already knows about JJ, the people in the tumblr circles this drama affects most likely would know his art, so it doesn't really expose anyone new to his work.
is it over
I want fetishfags to go
>>12880524No. 98 days until new pone.
>>12880530I want BCS to gothese things just aren't happening
>>12880524Are you done being a batshit insane shitposter?
>>12880517Well, a tumblr whose entire schtick is "Celestia molests people" doesn't exactly appeal to the tumblr crowd regardless of explicit content and/or drama.
>>12880364he ran a porn dickgirl pay site for years. he has several porn comics that are 900 pages long. he knows what he is doing. he is doing what pays the most.
fart fart fart faaaaart
>>12880560There porn all over tumblr. Contrary to popular believe, SJWs aren't the only once who use the side. It doesn't even feel like they make up a significant portion of the tumblr users. Most of the time you have to actively search for their shit to stumble across it.
>>12880559You do realize more than one person has my tripcode and I change them every day right?
>>12880559Just keep reporting.
>>12880560The energy spent on this whole DWM would be better suited towards other ventures
>>12880596So you aren't done?Damn.
>>12880606This is true about everything feminsts and PCfags do
>>12880590FART FART FART FARRTYOU'RE FAAARTYOU'RE FARRRRT YOU'RE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY
>>12880606I'd rather have social justice femtards rallying against a shitty tumblr than them actually trying to change anything.
>>12880599You do that.
>>12880596If you're gonna make up things, at least try to make them believable
>>12880620u-unf.I love your humans, Rei
>>12880122>potentially destroy most of the planet>most>potentiallyWe can already do that though. I think there was an episode on the science channel where if every nuclear weapon was launched and detonated in an optimal pattern the world would be destroyed in a matter of minutes.
>>12880620>posting my big waifuGo on, doing Celestia's work you are.
>>12880620>every time I go to the local bordello I see THIS FUCKING MAID
>>12880579And takes the least effort, apparently!
WHEN IS THAT GOD DAMN VGA/AUDIO WIRE GETTING HERE?I want to play mah xbox
Oh, look the tripcode changed.Weeeeeird.
>>12880620>just noticed all those layer errorsPlease no.I'll imgur them in a sec, hold on.
>>12880652>The Lusty Equestrian Maid
>>12880364He promised tumblr that he would never draw pony porn even though his mother asked him to for more money.
>>12880635I explicitly said that we're already capable of that
>>12880675after some extremely light googling i couldnt find it so i gave up
>>12880671>I just now realized that it was Dooks and not Rei coloring and posting the picture
>>12880671TOO LATE IT'S ALREADY ON DERPIBOORU and apparently credited to MSOB
>>12880677best TES fanfiction, hands down.
>>12880690Actually, I was coloring it, too. I wanted to try my hand at coloring since I suck at it.
>>12880682You said most of the planet. I was just confirming that we could basically blow Earth out of the metaphorical sky.
>>12880626If they wanted to change anything they would put they're focuses in countries where it's a problem. India for example.I get what you're saying though.
>>12880693If I were Rei I'd be insulted
>>12880579>that censor barWhy even put it there when it's just at maybe 90% opacity anyway.
>>12880690Actually it was Rei who first posted it.
>>12880693>msob>doing THATalright who's the asshole?
>>12880732>>12880723Phew, guess I'm just half-stupid then.
>>12880723I like the goth colors on it
>>12880733Money says Not Ben Stiller. Me and MSOB bumped heads a few times but we're pals.
>>12880693to be fair chicks with tits is everything he draws. apart from ponies and satyrs i have never seen him draw anything else.
>>12880727Not enough hoof movement.
>>12880626>SJWs>changing anythingThey are keyboard crusaders, none of them is ever going to achieve anything.
>>12880763Don't put words into MSoB's mouth
>>12880763everything you say is poison. Everything you do is shit.Die.
>>12880752goth pank is great
>responding to bcsWhat happened?I go to sleep and everyone went full retard.
>>12880768Pinkie is a very excitable pony
>>12880790You're still giving her attention whether or not you link to her, retard
someone come up with some clever filename
>>12880726india is far away. they don't matter, because they aren't americans with hurt feelings.
>>12880816>Welcome to /k/ now git out
>>12880816typical post-/co/ MLPG poster.jpg
Does anyone here know anything about cameras?
Allright, here they are, now corrected and stuff.http://do0ks.tumblr.com/post/58442524489/goth-maid-pinkie-pie-drawn-by-reiduran-sorry-for
>bcs posting images of herself sleeping around on her fianceStay classy.
>>12880847those are very reflective breasts
>>12880786 so uhh...where's the lewd stuff of goth pank?
>>12880819That's what always gets me about social justice warriorsThey're not actually trying to change anything in places where it matters, they just want to feel like they're accomplishing something
>>12880847I would fuck that pinkie nonsexually
>>12880856those are pictures of someone else. it's the lowest form of attentionwhoring.
>>12880876I forgot that was a board
>>12880816>your fur's gonna get wet anyway you moron.jpg
Did the pinkie-anon story ever finish last night? The one with pinkie finding panties in anon room?
>>12880816why is this furry suit turning me on
>>12880876But they hate gear threads
>>12880866That's the point.
>>12880872i love how they put up all these statistics like >every second 10 trillion women get raped >33 out of 20 men are violent rapists >every woman gets raped four times a day and their final solution to the rape problem is whining about a tumblr with ponies
>>12880878HiHelloHiLet me suck your dick
>>12880891Braeburned broke it up so he wouldn't stay up straight through morning again.
>>12880910All those statistics are made by 19 men with a really weird roomate who gets around alot.
>>12880921Oh, I thought you were asking if it was his workI wish I was GG
>>12880878You're Russian, GG?Or you just looked up how to spell da?
>>12880922Unf, well good to know. I don't want my precious pinkie drawfag to end up with insomnia.
>>12880910I don't exactly know why, but exaggerations like that always make me laugh like hell.
>misspell word>"Add to Dictionary"INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>>12880891i love how every single time this happened someone asked the exact same question about this shit without checking the archive.like fucking clockwork.every single fucking time.
>>12880872Not to mention alot of the time they're speaking for others when they shouldn't/weren't asked to in the first place. That's what made me so mad about the Derpy Situation
>>12880922I really hope he's actually sleeping during the blowjob.
>>12880922Why are you talking to a hedgehog, Pinkie.
>>12880961Listen negro there's no cost per post in these threads and chances are someone knows off the top of their heads without me wasting precious minutes of my life to find pinkiexanon porn.
>>12880974She wants to learn how to go fast. Rainbow told her to step it up.
>>12880961I'm kinda suspecting that it is the same person.
>>12880922>horse straddling your body and talking>still asleepthat guy is dead
>>12880974Haven't you ever been tickled by a hedgehog?
>>12880962I think the worst part of the whole derpy situation was that they guilt tripped the writer because of the writer's own child
>>12880971I hope she leans down and he wakes up with her arse in his face.
>>12880984>without me wasting precious minutes of my life>wasting precious minutes of my life>posted on MLPG
>>12881001>tfw waking up to a winking pony butt
>>12880995no nor a ponylife is trying
And you said I was a jerk for telling Cuteosphere I wish she were dead.
>>12881017Well wasting precious minutes of my life doing things I don't want to waste in on.
>>12881022the butt itself doesn't wink, nerd.
>>12881037If any butt can it's pinkies. She probably has googly eyes glued to it.
>>12880946You can be non-russian and still know the cyrillic alphabet.It's not hard.
>>12880847I love you Dooks
>>12881033Well yeah, that is kind of a dickish thing to do even though she's a cunt.
>>12881032Well hang in there.
>>12881073Telling someone you wish they were dead is bad, but calling them a cunt is a-ok?
>>12880998That's what made me even angrier. I don't normally get upset at things on the internet but boy I was about to blow a gasket when I heard that
>>12881076ReiDooks > RustyDuran
>>12881091I'm not denying that I'm a dick, anon
>>12881047>you know how your teacher would always have eyes in the back of her head?>I thought that was silly, if I wanted to keep a closer eye on you when I'm facing away, I should put the eyes on the part of my body that will be closer to you when I turn around!
>>12880185U A SLAG!
>>12881089someone needs to make an r63 of his selfinstert.or has he drawn female!rei himself already?
>>12881076MewballXrediv is my OTP
>>12881106>Look I can make him smile!
>>12881118she could fit his whole head inside her mouth
>>12881129unfwould she go all the way?
>>12881129but mew couldn't fit her penis into his mouth
I'd yell at Dash to make it rain every single Day
>>12881136Those are some great and powerful moves
>>12881149that's confidence. which means that guys who are pussies are unlikely to approach her, so she probably didn't score.
>>12881143Doesn't mean that she won't try.
you know whatI wanna fuck women