DOG HORSEold, dumb normal horse: >>12868663
dog should ship with dj pony
>>12872828>bringing this shit into MLPGyou are even worse than trapfaggots
>>12872849>implying potheads aren't scum
>>12872860get fucked faggot, take your shit to /pol/
stop using this comic generatorit has the use of drugs in it
>>12872856anon didn't take his lithium today I see
How long after you started watching the show did it take before you jacked off to ponies?
>>12872870Go back to 420chan>>12872874oops didn't mean to post that
Why is she so perfect /co/?
We can all safely agree that Acid turns me on like a motherfucker.Any questions?
>>12872849he only seems to be online at europoor time and posts pictures armor, so i guess it's that breivik avatarfagging retard
>>12872885About 2 months, it was actually a fic that pushed me over the edge, not into art that much but there are some sexy as hell pics.
wub wub wub
>>12872896Anon there's so little art of it stop rubbing it in
>>12872896Yeah turns "you". Macroshits go homefutashits go home>>12872903>being this retardedI live in America
>>12872905unf unf plushie hips unfseriously, that is fucking sexy.
>>12872903report and filter
>>12872906>stop rubbing itI can't
>>12872885A couple months.It was an accident though.
>>12872925How did you manage to cum to ponies by accident?
>>12872906WE NEED TO WRITE MORE GREENTEXTS OF HER ANON ME AND YOU TOGETHER LIKE PALS
>>12872933Acid is the most disgusting shit in this fandom and it actually makes me mad enough to assault someone
>>12872932Maybe he's on a hairline trigger.
>>12872932I was masturbating and then started thinking about ponies.Then I came.
>>12872905>you will never have a plushie with hot buns
>>12872941>huge dicks>disgustingyou have some kind of problem.
>>12872941>Acid is the most disgusting shit in this fandomAnon I don't like my liking for it either but there's a ton of things that are worse
>>12872933LIKE SEXY PALSIN SEXVENTURES
>>12872896yes. two questions.first: why haven't i called you my nigga already?second: you like the big one, or the "small" one better?
>>12872950That's not really an accident, what did you think about anyways? I like pony fantasies more than art, because I can picture all my very specific fetishes in my head the way I want it.
>>12872941>Acid is the most disgusting shit in this fandom>a giant anthro pony with a 20 ft dick is the most disgusting thingin this fandomIt's like youre not even fucking trying
>>12872933BUT ANON I'M TERRIBLE AT GREENTEXTSWHY ARE YOU YELLING
>>12872971wait wait,there's a big one and a small one?I require further information.
>>12872981Something about it just makes me mad, I can't explain it
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
>>12872982I AM ANGRY THERE'S NOT ENOUGH PORN OF HERAAAAAHHHHHH
>>12872995it's sunday.It's always sunday.
>>12872971I like the smaller one. Anything over eight foot is too silly.
>comic dumpingthis isn't funny and it's crossed the line into shitposting territory
>>12872941My dad told me he did acid while Sky Diving. He later got kicked out of the army for Substance abuse.
>>12872984am i mixing something up? i think there was one like 50ft tall and one about 10ft
>>12872984Her size varies too muchBody size rather, her dick is standard
>>12873004wait, how tall was the small one again?
>>12873005Go here and make it MLPG related.http://pandyland.net/random/
>>12873007I wish my dad was cool, mine is a beta who went on his first date at 32 and then got married a few months later, he's absolutely miserable and tells me not to get married all the time
>>12873010>>12873008She's fine in wherever form I can still crawl inside her. From the VIP entrance too. FATHER FORGIVE ME BECAUSE I HAVE UNFED
>>12873007I'm sorry I thought we were still talking about drugs. My bad.
>>12873007My life goal is now to go bring a bong on a sub-orbital flight and become one with Edgar Mitchell
>>12873020man your dad is shitty. It makes me want to go out and get a girlfriend.
>>12872990Youre just stupid, I bet you hate Vinyl by extension too
>>12873025Is sub-orbital the one where you float because of the low gravity? Smoking anything while you're floating around sounds hard.
>>12873028Why would anyone actually like her?
>>12873028I like Vinyl, she's cute and also arousing.
>>12873020My Dad's been divorced since I was like 5 but my mom and him are still friends.
>pantyanon in /unf/>BCS is now doing things tooI've got a bad feeling about this.
>>12873028There was a time where I liked Vinyl more than any of the other characters, and I had to force another pony on me so I wouldn't be autistic
>>12873021i like the small one better. just a huge anthro amazon with a huge dick, perfect for some supersized cuddles
>>12873038Gee I dont know>>12873040
>>12873031Plus don't bongs use gravity to work anyway?
>>12873045BCS posts random pics off the internet.
>>12873045it's not bcs,it's a pic she got from the internet.
>>12873041My mom is the one who runs the family and I've developed a deep-seated animosity toward women because of it, my parents are two people who shouldn't have had children
>>12873048>and I had to force another pony on me so I wouldn't be autisticSo the General would think youre not a brony right?
>>12873050>dj acid will never scratch your back you while you rub your cheek on her cockhead
>>12873058My mom is also the kind of woman who runs things. All it did was make me want a girl friend who isn't a submissive idiot. Mine sounds harder to find.
>>12873066It was so I didn't feel like one.It was getting pretty bad.
ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies
So in all seriousness, how many of you would actually have sex with a mare? I like the idea of it and the videos of it look incredible, but I feel like it would be less appealing in real life.
>>12873031gravity in low earth orbit is 90% earth gravity. you only feel 0G because you are falling as fast as the earth curves away from you without an atmosphere to slow you down. a suborbital flight is basically a parabolic fall>>12873068 ;_;
>>12873080You mean an actual mare? No.
>>12872994>how BCS will end her partnership with Gami
>>12873068>cockheadThis is such a great word. Piss-slit is another one I like.
so guyshow do I start a conversation with a normal girl?
>>12873099Ask her what pony she's most attracted to
>>12873099"Hey, what's up?"Warnings: You've gotta look normal to do this
>>12873099Usually by saying hello or hi
>>12873099there's no such thing as a normal girl, they're all superior to men
>>12873111>pony sticking the tip of her tongue in your piss-slit and licking your frenulum
>>12873094cocksleevecockwarmercocksockdripping marecuntfleshy orbsthrobbing shaft
>>12873080Probably not, but you never knowChances are I'll never be in the situation to find out, because I generally dislike horses. Ugly, mean, dangerous animals in way too many cases. I don't like being too close to unpredictable things I can't take in a fight. It does look really enjoyable though.If I somehow end up owning a cute, well mannered gentle mare, then you never know.
>>12873120I can do that AND THEN WHAT
>>12873099Make sure youre not uglyhave something to talk aboutmake sure she's interestedif she starts giving one word answers, leaveif you ask her what she likes doing and she gives generic answers, leave
>>12873099I was trying to write an actual helpful response but without knowing who this anon is it is impossible.
>>12873081>>12873031I suggest going back to elementary.Gravity is about 99,8% strong at LOE, or where the ISS is. Thinking gravity "decreases" as you rise is fucking retarded.Go and learn about the laws of motion.
>>12873140They will say something like hello or hi backThen you ask them a question
>>12873134>cute, well mannered gentle mareThat's what I was thinking, that's my ideal scenario, but reality is a lot less perfect. There's a great video of a super cute brown mini mare with a braided tail getting fucked hard, she's adorable and that pussy looks like heaven
>>12873140Fish for common interestsdiscuss themdiscuss her views on themdiscuss your views on them
>>12873099Ask her who her favorite pony is, then respond by calling that pony a slut.
>today was the day I was gonna get shit done>open MLPG while eating breakfast and waking up>it was interesting today>got to have some fun, watch people explode over social justice, and chill with GG>realize the time
>>12873099"Hey, I think all men are oppressive pigs, so what about that iJustine? I really like her, which is why I plastered her all over my tumblr/facebook/reddit/shitty forum page"That's the norm today.
>>12873174Ask them how their day is/going?Make it relevant to a situation
>>12873151i suggest you eat shit.
>>12873099Don't care that they are female. Just talk to a person as a person no matter the gender.
>>12873162that sounds like a lot of work.Can't she just see I'm good looking? I mean I want to have sex with her because she looks good. Why can't she do the same?Why do I have to waste so much time talking aobut things I don't care about?
>>12873134>cute, well mannered gentle mare
>>12873191but women aren't people
>>12873190twilight a shit
>>12873158I'm always so disappointed in beast pornThe mares never look clean and stallions are terrible actors
>>12873191...but that's the problem
>>12873193Her sister is smoking hot
>>12873203Cloudchaser plsYoure both hot
>>12873183Fuck off Roogna
>>12873192Because we've evolved past fucking for looking the bestsorry
>>12873200The Pixie vids on gaybeast are great, she's squeaky clean looking and there's plenty of juicy winking
>4chan X updatedOh shit>now you can edit file names directly from the quick reply boxOh shit that's actually neat.
>>12873183Fuck off, Roogna.
>>12873212>tfw no cute pegasus mare twins giving you a double blowjob while talking dirty and teasing you
>>12873198So you're going to eat Twilight?
>>12873193If horses were sentientsapient? I'd prefer a more adventurous playful personalityI just don't trust them if they can't comprehend complex ideas
>>12873192Lost case. Go join the pick up artist community. They'll teach you their secrets for a low low price.
>>12873215damnit evolution. Damn you.
>>12873131Niggerfucking lyebaking faggotstanking piece of overzealous assdicking manflap of your waifu.
FOR THIRTY CENTS EACHTHINGS RARITY WOULD NEVER SAYANNND GO
>>12873233But I don't want just meaningless fucking
>>12873241That's too much cum!
>>12873215now we've devolved down to fucking the worst looking piece of transsexual shitwoo, humanity
>>12873241"Be careful, you're really big"
>>12873218The update messed with my 4chan media player inline embedder. I can't check the sounds box.
>>12873241I've had enough cock.
>>12873241Anon is a very attractive man
>>12873218Yeah. No need to keep 4 different versions of pictures with funny filenames anymore.
>>12873241I don't feel like having sex right now.
>>12873248I wouldn't call it devolution, just stagnation
>>12873241>"I am not going to be friends with a filthy pegasus pony"
I just wanted to say that I love my waifu more than anything in the worldBut you guys are on second placeOkay third after Sweetie.
>>12873268Thanks bruh but Sweetie is fucking shit
>>12873268I'm sure your waifu loves you too.
>>12873248Are we fucking Purpletinker, now? Does /mlp/ like her again?
FOR FIFTY CENTS EACHTHINGS FLITTER WOULD NEVER SAYAAAAAND GO
>>12873268You're waifu a shit
>>12873241>"Wow, that's a big dick you have."
>>12873241>"I love you,anonymous."
>>12873277no, but someone is fucking BCS
>>12873241That's too many dicks!
i think only the best of humanity should be allowed to breed.Like, the top 15 or 10%.Honey Boo Boo never should have been born.
>>12873278Please don't cum in my mouth
>>12873224pantingtwitchingblushinggroaning your nameerratic breaths
>>12873241"And that's how your cells synthesise protein polypeptides"
>>12873278Nothing because she has no personality and background characters are just glorified OCs.
>>12873299No no, Hitler wanted to kill people, I just don't want as many people to impregnate eachother.
>>12873301Yes twilight we get it you're super smart. No need to be a huge dick to everyone.
>>12873212I want to make those mares gush marecream all over my cock and balls.
>>12873312IQ test or castration.
>>12873299Imagine if we all were aryans nowNo racismNot bigotryAll dreams and no tears.
>>12873310>glorified OCnewest addition to my filter list
>>12873331The only thing Hitler did wrong was lose.
Fuck off /pol/
>>12873323A secret police force dedicated to imprisoning inferiors
>>12873312Hitler also practiced Eugenics.>tfw probably wouldn't be allowed to breed.
>>12873323IQ is a fucking retarded concept.Only generally healthy people with no crippling mental disabilities should be the ones breeding. Passing basic knowledge tests is a second.
>>12873338So did the WW2-era US Government.
>>12873342that pussy doesn't look heavenlythat was a lie
How many Hitlers would your idea for a perfect world create?
>>12873350It'd be all warm and juicy, and the mare would be pushing back into you and grunting and oh my lord
>>12873354The current system takes a toll of about 9 Hitlers when it comes to intelligence.
ITS FRIDAY FUCK I THOUGHT WOY WAWS COMING OUT TODAY
>>12873344I'm not disputing that. But Hitler did engage in Eugenics, he did more than just kill people.
>>12873379>ITS FRIDAYwhere did the fucking week go
>>12873387Yes, he influenced many generations yet to come. Hitler was such a martyr, a true hero to all of mankind.
>Fucking real ponies
But isn't My Little Pony a little girl's show?
So blue.So rainbow.So perfect.
>>12873422Rainbow dash is 3rd best pony
>>12873412According to beastforum mares produce the most intense orgasms you'll ever experience with that winking action
>>12873415Yeah. It is.
I absolutely don't want to murder anyone, that's just mean.I mean, the lower castes can still have sex, they just have to get vasectomies and hysterectomies first.I wouldn't wish a sexless life on...well, Hitler.
>>12873408With me, I was up until Payday 2 released and played it for tons of hours. Then my sleep schedule got all fucked up and trying to use caffeine to get it back on track made my week go by so fast that I forgot to do anything productive.
>>12873442But Hitler had a major piss fetish.
>>12873431MLP ponies already make me cum like a geyser
>>12873408>first semester of school starts monday after being out of it for 3 years>still up ponying until 10amShit
>>12873455Would Hitler piss on a Jew if he was on fire?
>>12873457My jizz just sort of oozes out of my cock instead of spurting. >tfw no cum aesthetics
>>12873443>>12873461Hell, I was up all night until 6am doing nothing, sleeping until 5pm, missing Hats and watching life slip by. School starts in a week and I have 4 different fucking classes with a 4 hour politcal science class on Wednesdays
>>12873472I bet a pony sucking on your bellend would fix that.
>>12873466>Would Hitler piss on a Jew if he was on fire?mlpg, ladies and gentlemen.
>>12873463Must of checked the locator and archive when the marker was in mid move. I was scared.
>>12873472> he's not on the stack
>>12873501Answering the major philosophical questions of our time
>>12873481Is it bad if I planned my school schedule on something really stupid in october
>>12873517What was it?
>>12873511If a jew is writihing in agony due to being burned and there's only hitler there to hear it, does it make a sound?
>>12873524Animu con in Detroit>>12873521O-ok
>>12873527you know, I understand batman but I never got why there's gooponk.
>>12873511If Twilight Sparkle was on a southbound train going 32km/h and Applejack was on a northbound train going 41km/h, and if the stations were 240km apart, would Rarity still be a slut?
take a load off
>>12873545Rarity was never a slut, she is pure maiden.
>>12873545I always hated math problems that simplify down to 1=1
>>12873556I was born there, and I miss it.Any questions?
>>12873562I've always hated math problems
>>12873549Delicious, plump, juicy, pony rump.
>>12873569I've been told that when people think of Detroit, they only think of the bad half and that there is a normal half that is really nice.Is that a lie to get me to go there so some scumbag can shank me and take my wallet?
Who is the most ticklish Pony, /mlpg/?
>>12873583Dash has a really nice butt. So does Cadence, she's a lot more elegantly built than Luna and Celestia, she's got those long delicate legs and that perky little ass.
>>12873586As with any major city, it's got a really nice part and a larger shit part.General rule of thumb of not acting like a tourist kind of applies if you don't want to end up dead
>>12873597Dashyou can't even sniff her wingpits without her breaking into a fit of laughter
>>12873569Can you really buy up city blocks in abandoned areas and build a fortress?
>>12873612>tfw /k/ will never really do this
>>12873569Is Lafayette Park as nice as I've been lead to believe?
>>12873612Apparently it's really difficult to get any kind of permit or business license, or do anything involving the local chamber of commerce, if you're white or from out of town.The City of Detroit brings this shit on itself.
>>12873569>>12873586Actually, I live in Detroit currently.The thing is, the city is getting the opposite of white flight. People are moving back in and buying up midtown and downtown.For some reason, when blacks see this happening, they want to get their act together. We already lost the Science Center and Belle Isle to the white people trying to build up the city. All of a sudden the original citizens want to get their act together.When I first moved back here I thought I'd be robbed in a matter of days but the fact of the matter is, Detroit is no different from any other city. You have a chance of being robbed if you don't have your wits about you. Driving a rich car in the poorest district in the city? No shit you're going to get robbed. But the areas in development are really going to turn the city around. Hell white people are here now walking in pajamas down and we have anime conventions now.
>fapped 3 times today>too sore to go again>tormenting myself with night threadsI want to cum again so bad but my dick hurts
>>12873604>any major cityPfffff okay enjoy that delusion, Yankee.
>>12873630What kind of element is Heart anyway?
>>12873612There was a petition to do this, no shit. Turn the whole area into some sort of themed zombie game and just let people wander around in the abandoned lots.But yeah, you can buy properties for dirt as fuck cheap.>>12873627In the city, or in the metropolitan area?
Redheads are cuties
>>12873629Use lube and power throughor take a break and learn how to fap using just your frenulum, that's probably healthier
>>12873632Keep drinkin' tea and wondering where all your colonies went, Brit
>>12873618/asp/ might.For paintball!Holy shit that would be awesome.
>>12873597Canonically Dash. As for who comes after that, nobody knows.
>>12873643Faust is a babe.
>>12873604I like living in my major American city where 30% of the population at any given time are tourists who don't speak English. It's nice to be able to casually walk around without worrying about being randomly killed.
>>12873637Same kind of shitty element as Laughter.I MEAN SERIOUSLY LAUGHTER? FUCKING LAUGHTER. THE OTHER ARE QUALITIES VIRTUES YOU KNOW REAL THINGS THAT MAKES SENSE AND ARE RELATED TO FRIENDSHIP AND THEN YOU HAVE LAUGHTER. GODDAMN FUCKING LAUGHTER.
>>12873632Not him, but all cities I've been to have a better and slighly less good part. Granted the level of shittiness often varies per country, but it's always like that.
>>12873637 A gay one
>>12873643Faust is the 0.1%.The vast majority of redheads are fucking hideous.
>>12873645I've done that before, but it's hard to cum from just frenulum stimulation. I've done it before and it's mindblowingly intense, but it's too unreliable.
>>12873642I'm a ways down from the metro area and its still a lot safer then I had previously though.
>>12873645>>12873645>learn how to fap using just your frenulumelaborate
>>12873669All of them
>>12873662bitch what didja say 'but my momma
>>12873677I said she's ugly, anon.Keep up.
>>12873670I grew up in a city called Trenton. Do you know it?
Milkmare is supposed to be English and DJ Acid is supposed to be German. Wow, you truly learn something new every day.
pony should pony pony
>>12873683They should hook up.
>>12873667I'm not talking about just a finger, I mean gripping your cock and placing two fingers against your frenulum and fapping like normal, but with emphasis on your cockhead.>>12873671
>>12873686Not if I pony pony first.
>>12873657Its funny. Recently I've been watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia.The gang have NONE of these values.No honesty, No loyalty, hardly any laughter, Kindness? HA. And certainly no Generosity. Yet they seem to do fine. They are like the anti EOH which is funny because I totally see the show as "What villains do in their free time."
>>12873678BITCH IMMA CUT YOU
>>12873683aw. i always imagined milky way as dutch
>>12873698I thought she was murikan.
>>12873683I always imaged Milky Way as a valley girl
>>12873699Oh AppledanYour flutters was shit yesterday but I still saved it
>>12873698huhme too, now that you mention it
>>12873683does this mean i could sing the song of our people with her?
>>12873703Don't you mean giggled?
>>12873709I worked hard on it
>>12873705Of course you did.
>>12873718cheer up buttercup
>>12873718It's okay.We're both getting better, yeah?
>>12873706I though Milky Way had this motherly/caregiving thing going on where she actually was a milkmare. Not something typically associated with a valley girl.
>>12873714OI ITS FIVE BONG GIT YER SOPPING MILK BAGS OUT AN HAVE A GO AT THOSE DREADFUL COWS
>>12873610>Sniff her wingpitsOh oh I think I have a new fetish
>>12873713one of the most widespread and most productive breed of dairy cows is from the netherlands, so i guess that influenced>>12873729you ze vrong character on zhat list, ja?
it's raining and windy outsidei'm scared something going to come crashing through my window and spray me with rainwater.Hold me, MLPG. Hold me with pony images.
>>12873717A chortle, if one is to be truly accurate.
>>12873729Sorry, I just got a mental image of Pipsqueak treating Milky akin to a Page 3 pinup girl on the Sun>COOOR BLIMY THOSE ARE SOME RIGHT BIG TONKERS
I'm going to marry Twilight.
>>12873694So does that make the orgasm better or something
>>12873740Your waifu would be pleased on the inside
>>12873735The best milk imho is full fat from Guernsey. It's pale yellow and creamy as fuck.
>>12873736Would you cuddle with Celestia? I like to think of her hugs being like a blanket fresh out of the dryer.Would you be happy if she hummed The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow?
>>12873751It's always stronger for me.It has the added benefit of not chafing up your shaft as bad.
>>12873643Hirsch has good taste.
>>12873765He was talking about the other waifu. That one would just say you're incompetent and fire you.
>>12873765Of course, improvements are great
>>12873767What are you so happy about?
>>12873743"i sware on me mums life mate, i banged 'er 'ard! i fooked the shite out o' 'er twat.""fack offy you're a lyin' fackin git""YOU CALL ME A LIAR, MATE? GO ON! SAY THAT TO ME FACE, MATE! SEE WHT 'APPENS, MATE, SEE WHAT FOOKIN' 'APPENS!"
>>12873767full force pank
Daily reminder that YOU CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER
>>12873764So basically grip and lightly rub the frenulum/underside of the head?
>>12873779now imagining this as pipsqueak and random street urchin
>>12873759Hahahahahaahaha, Cameron's comment.
>>12873759w...what?why is this allowed?why wasn't this man bullied to the point of suicide halfway through middle school?There is no justice.
>>12873797Because m-muh special snowflake
>>12873797Blame social communism.
>>12873797>why wasn't this man bullied to the point of suicide halfway through middle school
>>12873798That and the boston marathon threads were great, I listened to the police scanner all night during boston
>>12873804>>12873802>>12873797>slightly embarrassing people should kill themselvesEat shit.
>>12873794Now when the Pythons die, we can use their spinning to generate sustainable electricity for the whole world.
>>12873783Here's a poor instructional. Adjust grip as needed, but the two fingers on your frenulum are your main source of stimulation.http://i.imgur.com/H7T313z.png
>>12873808I only was around for the Zimmerman thing
>>12873808"the boston bomber did what hitler never could.he destroyed an entire race."good times
>>12873815>slightly embarrassing people should kill themselves>slightly
>>12873818That's simple enough. MLPG has so many helpful masturbation tips.
>>12873825i dont understand how it affects you
>>12873823http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=095285171>mlpg discussing their futures
>>12873827When you spend 10,000 hours on something you become a master of it
>>12873830It doesn't, but to think that's only slightly embarrassing is just plain retarded
>>12873833when do i get my PhD?
>>12873759That doesn't make me angry, that's just sad and depressing, the guy is probably legit autistic and people are just being nice to him.
>>12873825>Fanny flustered because someone married his waifu before he did
>>12873815Anon.He is staging a wedding between himself and a cartoon horse.Unironically, as far as I can tell.He must be destroyed.
>>12873838What if he just married an actual girl named Twilight?
>>12873839With a waifu like mine, I'm sure she's married to many many neckbeards
>>12873794One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that art. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty.
>>12873833>>12873837We should produce an instructional DVD
>>12873846The sad thing is, some fuck actually named their daughter Twilight Sparkle.
>>12873846He would have more likes and comments, plus it's incredibly unlikely, very few people are called Twilight, if any.
>>12873849Actually, I met one of the people who frequent and contribute to those. Huge dudebro kind of personality
>>12873853Just because I'm Hitler doesn't make me wrong.
http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/abuse/1what the fuck
>>12873854I'd rather be named Dovahkiin than that
>>12873816John Cleese is in "Planes"
>>12873866You went to look for it
>>12873866I'm not even gonna open that
>>12873861Like, in person?
>>12873696They hardly do fine. Every episode is about them screwing something up and things going horribly wrong, usually complicated by conflicting plans smashing into each other.But damn if it's not fun to watch.Danny is my favorite.
Carrot top is a very sexy pony
>>12873892Yeah. We talked at bronycon for a while and he brought it up, of courseDidn't help that I was in an anon outfit but still
I once calculated that I've spent approximately 6000 hours of my life masturbating.
>>12873896oh man, that is good i should have made that into a comic instead ;_;
>>12873898she's taken and has a daughter, sicko
>>12873902>Didn't help that I was in an anon outfit but stillWHY
>>12873815>slightlyYou are slightly embarrassing when you farted at the meeting. Or made a joke way too personal against someone who is not your friend.When you actually marry cartoon character - this is full blown autism and mental issues and we don't need such people to leave tainted legacy,
>>12873902>he brought it upwhy would he do that?
>>12873904I once calculated I've spent about 7 thousand hours playing videogames.
>>12873904I hope Heaven is real, just so I can ask that book of knowledge how much time I've spent masturbatingand how many shot glasses I've filled
>>12873908>When you actually marry cartoon character>actually marry>on facebook
>>12873898Yeah, she's adorable. I wonder how her fellatio skills are.
>>12873907Why was I in the outfit?Attention. But I got called green slenderman more times than I could count>>12873911He assumed I was from /mlp/. But I didn't really care what the association was honestly
>>12873902>he wore the anon outfitoy vey
>>12873908I think farting in any situation would be extremely embarrassing
>>12873914Lol.Before I quit, I had spent more than three hundred DAYS playing World of Warcraft.
>>12873916>and how many shot glasses I've filled
>>12873918>he does not know yetOh god oh godprepare your autism
I once calculated I've spent about 0 million seconds giving a fuck
>>12873933Do you have any friends?
Humans can't love cartoons.
>>12873939But I love cartoons
Pony can't love human
>>12872813>Dog theme>Needs more Pound Puppies
>>12873926>only three hunderedFucking casual. man i wonder how much i've spent
>>12873960You can find out with /played.
I need to quit this place.
>>12873962i know that. but i never really bothered.
I think you guys are all forgetting what's important here.Pinkies stinky winkie.
>>12873977because doge said sodoge is life
>>12873931Man marrying a cartoon pony is one thing but you think he could make a better fucking plush to have weird plushie sex with. That thing is subpar at best.
>>12873964I need to quit pony all together.It's a drug with no satisfaction
>>12873931does that mean that twilight has two husbands? What would happen if the first saw the second?
>>12873962just checked fucking friends keep me subbed i hate the game and it's only 222 days.
>>12873985the satisfaction is friendship anonnow go and make friendshere, there, everywhere
>>12873987I really need to find a loli with whom to start a sexual relationship.
>>12873985draw pony. that way it does more than draining you inside and channeling it into nothing.
>>12873990Playing since vanilla?Is MoP any good?
>>12873994I'm trying anonIt's hard when I feel like I have to be better than the other contributors
>>12873964I wish I knew how to quit you
>>12873998Nope, since early TBC. Some of that isn't me though, shared the account with friends sometimes.And the only good thing about MoP are the horde rebellion quests. And ToT is nice too.
>>12873985I stopped coming here before, it was nice to take a break but I actually came back because I really enjoy myself here. There is a lot of garbage to sort through in these threads but occasionally I do have some good discussion here with you guys.
>>12874013Each day we masturbate as if it were going to be our last!
>>12874022See, that part I likeBut I can talk to you guys all I want but I could be doing something productive like drawing instead.
>>12874016>Implying it isn't LK.
>>12874005Don't do that. Become frens with them and get better that way. You're fighting a losing battle.
>>12874022There's plenty of good moments in even the worst thread for me. MLPG is really great when you can ignore the bad.
>>12874028I'm almost certain it's one of them, but my hunch tells me it's Jailbait.
Convince me to not fap, MLPG.I'm slipping.
>>12874030>Become frens with them and get better that wayyour skill as an artist increases exponentially with the amount of art friends you havewhat an interesting theory
>>12874030I'd do that but it would be mostly me gushing and shitThat's not friendship magical shit>>12874039It's not either
When will there be a MLP porn movie?
>>12874043There's a good thread in /unf/ that is about not fapping
>>12874053Come on, a lot of them them are easy to talk toProtip: for easymode, start with Rose. She might be busy ofte, but is really nice
Guys, I like pony, but I don't know what to do.
>>12874067Yeah okay.I'll just wade through several dozen threads completely full of porn to find it.HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
>>12874043You do not want to fap.
>>12874068I have rediv added on steamhow hard would that be
>>12874056>live action family guy pornThanks anon. I'm so happy I didn't go my whole life without knowing of this.
>>12874077>>12874068>normal girls>hereIf they were normal they wouldn't be here.
Whoops! Didn't mean to post this by accident.
>>12874077No idea. I only ever talked with a handful of people and Rose easily the nicest one and easy to talk to. I wouldn't know about rediv, but give it a try.
>>12874084There's also a Scooby Doo one and a SpongeBob one.Oh god that SpongeBob one. That fucking trailer man. I'm to scared to watch the entire thing
>>12874088I really don't care about who's normal or notFriends are nice, and art friends are better. Plus rediv seems pretty funny to talk to
>>12874093So you meant to post it on purpose?
>>12874095The Spongebob one is great
>>12874095>and a SpongeBob oneWHAT
>>12874068The thing about hanging out is you need some sort of topic of conversation. An example is going to the art group and talking about art. If you have nothing to say about it nor can show, then you can't converse. I too have Rose on my friend list but I cannot honestly think of what to say.
>>12874048It's all about creative exchange and encouragement.>>12874053Well, it's not a competition. Too much pressure is very bad for your development. Getting the ones who you see as your superiors to acknowledge you can provide motivation that is a lot better for your mental health.
>>12874088No one is normal
>>12874100Yep, what are you going to do about it?
>>12874104Or you can just ease into it. Ask how their day.vacation has been or whatever and then somehow work from there.
>>12874115>Bring it around town
>>12874109That's the spirit. We are all special snowflakes.
>>12874071Tell pony how you feel.
>>12874117gives me a wrong link kiddo
>>12874127that's adventure time?seems neat.
>>12874129But I'm scared about her making fun of me.
>>12874106Tex really motivates me, but he doesn't know
>>12874130>not knowing fatherless
>>12874137Sometimes you just gotta make the jump. And if pony don't reciprocate, don't hold it against them.
>>12874149But what if I ruin our friendship?
>>12874144>mutherleosoh you fucking I didn't even look at it I just clicked it.
>>12874154Hm, maybe it's best to stay friends with pony.
>>12874106I've been here since the first season. Seen people come and go, and even start off being bad and now they are decent. Kept telling myself to actually try, but I'd always make an excuse. So here I am, no skill, because I would rather be comfortable.
>>12874127I just saw this episode and I still don't get why people think so highly of this show
>>12874127Eh, what if I like that pain? It makes me strive to get creative and improve myself. It's a good pain.
>>12874117>spongeknob squarenutsI-Kill me
>>12874170I think it's fun and well animated. Lots of little silly things going on.
>>12874170Have you tried the MOs episode? It's real nice.
So I just watched another episode of pony aand finished watching all the Archer episodes.I need another cartoon to watch
>>12874170It's a fun show
>>12874117>that face>THAT FACE>THAT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
>>12874164But when I am around pony, I get all dumb because I want a closer relationship.
>>12874180Not a cartoon, but Red Dwarf.
>>12874180Watch The Marvelous Misadventures of FlapjackI forgot how good it was until it was on yesterday
>>12874185This guy gets it.
>>12874180rewatch Venture Bros.
>>12874187ahve you tried to just get release with a rarity?
>>12874198this gif does not do the scene justice
>>12874205>>12874205Best I got, sorry.
>>12874203Gateway anime, worst kind, etc.
>>12874209I don't think any gif would do the scene justice
>want to do something pony, but can't draw for whatever reason>"Hey, I know, I'll learn coding by ripping off that cookie clicker game! If this goes well, maybe I can start on a pony CoC-clone, where MLPG can write and stick in their most depraved fetishes!">take four hours to learn how to code a buttonmaybe I'll just draw...
>>12874198>>12874185Is the guy planning to continue Samurai Jack after that movie, Hotel Vampires or somtin?
>>12874201She won't touch my human wiener.
>>12874205I agree, that episode and especially the build-up must be seen too.
>>12874217He's making Wonder over Yonder right now. Said he would love to do more Samurai Jack though.
>>12874218I meant paying for sex.
>>12874219>>12874205Which episode is it? Any links?
Don't you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
>>12874216>take four hours to learn how to code a buttonAh, don't give up.
>>12874185I've seen it way to many times man. Another rewatch wouldn't hurt but later.>>12874192Okay curent planRewatch Batman TAS, Batman Beyond and then Venture and HarveySe you guys later
>>12874227She gets enough money that she can turn down my business proposal.
what the fuck is going on on the sub
>>12874170Feminists really like it.
>>12874222>>12874222>Said he would love to do more Samurai Jack though.Isn't it what he's doing?
>>12874216we all have to start somewhere
>>12874216>Klondike will never finish the pony text game
>>12874216GUIs are always fucking terrible to make, just keep on going
>>12874242/soc/ level camwhoring
>>12874242Do what now?
>>12874216>pony CoC-cloneKeep going. Implement areas and shit and make it modular with .xmls or whateverAnd then all of MLPG can enjoy the proper horse date sim
>>12874242rampaging homosexuals and bcs pretending to post her tits but actually posting someone else's
>>12874256nobody's bringing it here
>>12874258nothing. mind your own business
>>12874264a bunch of fuckers sure didand dorepeatedly
>>12874261Jalm did a CoC pony quest once.
>>12874263I want to fuck the crazy out of BCS.
>>12874282she's got a furry artist for that.
>>12874264Nobody would do no such thing.
why did did trap shit all start for fuck's sake. If I'll ever find that trapanon I'll hang him by the nuts.
cheshire is stramming/kittytail
>>12874231http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/samurai-jackI'm not sure about the episode. Maybe "The Princess and the Bounty Hunters" or "Jack and the Hunters"
>>12874293>>12874264I wish Nobody had never used that name.Nobody is a faggot.
You know something?Derpy is a ugly pony
>>12874326>tfw Zach is innawoods now
>>12874328your waifu is ugly
>Sort all my folders>Pinkie somehow gets into my Pokemon Folder
>tfw trying to eat after being depressed and not eating for a while
>>12874328you are an asshole
While we're on the subject of ugly ponies.
>>12874328Derpy is beautiful.
Does Skullgirls do that 3v3 style of fighting?
>>12874345He is having some irl troubles and told he'd leave civilization for a while
>>12874343Look at that horse face! Who could ever love something that awful?
>>12874354You can pick whether you want one, two or three characters and it scales your power based on your choice
>>12874339>tfw you hate eating and think it's a chore and when depressed you have no appetite whatsoever
>>12874360I never did like tag team fighting games. Why did it become a thing?
>>12874349fuck on angoor
>>12874362god it sucks so muchi wish i was self-sustaining
>>12874350Fuck you she has a heart of gold
>>12874366Because one moveset wasn't complex enough.unfortunately, 3 is far, far too complex.
>>12874339>>12874362Pretend you're Pinkie and eat cakes.
>>12874349>MAJESTIC ANGOOR, HYPER Masculine Broadsword Bearer the Annoyingly Long-NAMED(Maned)I think I'm lost.
>>12874264The dozen posts a day saying >tfw pantyanon will never ravage your virgin ass say otherwise
>>12874388>dozen pancakes a day
shoud I share this chicken nugget with my dogI'm concerned about dog's health
>>12874392Exactly. It's not healthy.
>>12874393I always split my chicken nuggets with my chows, and they lived for 13 years.The average lifespan for a chow is 9-12 years, so I think it's alright.
we're uhkinda dead guys
>>12874400this is teriyaki chicken nugget though......
>>12874407yesi killed them all
>>12874407then post something.perhaps ponies.
>>12874408what are you saying you cheeki breeki?
>>12874416I wish cartoons were as good as animes.
>>12874376So it's because of tournyfags, okay. I never did like fighting games that didn't have a gimmick but a bud wanted me to play this with him.
>>12874414>Rainbow Dash will never give you kisses with her prehensile horse lips.
>>12874432anime = cartoons
>>12874418how about you suck on my diet sausage, faggot?
>>12874414>rainbow dash in a frilly dress surrounded by her friends kissing a parasprite repeatedly>S1>rainbow dash looks around to make sure nobody is seeing her and then nuzzles for a quick instant her new pet>S2I don't understand
>>12874441wait,why diet?You're not enough of a man to handle a REAL sausage?
>>12874443She wore that dress begrudgingly because her friend needed her to.
>>12874414Dash always dresses in style.
>>12874452now explain the rest.
>>12874449>he hasn't even played the game
>>12874446I don't get it...
>>12874459So blue.So Rainbow..
>>12874452No no no noShe wanted to look pretty for Celestia. Watch the show Anon.It was her choice.At one point she was sick of it and Rarity asked "Do you want to look pretty (or something I forgot) for Celestia or not?" and she calmed down.
>>12874470tom preston draws inflationin the original, he's just drawing and those kids mess it upin the edit, he's drawing inflation and the kids think it's santa
>>12874488fuck off garfield
>>12874469I'll admit I don't remember it well.
>>12874476That's because everyone in Equestria wants to fuck Celestia. Everyone's gay for her. Hell if a stallion screams her name during sex the mare is honored.
>>12874495I'm confused.Is Bart the contributor ready to take on the full blow or is Krusty the contributor ready to sock the one critiquing in case he doesn't give a circlejerk type answer?
>>12874505That's how you recognize great filenames.
>>12874510I think this is the most accurate meta gif
>>12874505Whichever you want.
>>12874510>middle finger>Through mittens
>>12874523This better be the one where the Thief doesn't talk and has all the scenes that Richard wanted that didn't get in.
http://i.imgur.com/9pQjbk9.pngThis is so goddamn sexy but it's adorable at the same time. I want a minty pony to give me some morning glory on a cold winter morning, the kind where you don't want to get out of bed because you're so warm and comfy.
>>12874510Would be better if it wasn't a tumblr gif that restrains the FPS.
>>12874535>those chubby cheeksPonies are so cute when they're sucking dicks.
>>12874540Rarity pls, not everyone is as slutty as you
do you like music
>>12874535she makes your member tingle like a mouthful of altoids
>>12874542That picture cracked me the fuck up
>>12874542I wish I had a magical embodiment of an aspect of my personality that would murder me at a moment's notice.And then I want him to murder me.
I just recently found out these gifs were from IASIP
>>12874570i don't even want to post slowpoke.gifit wouldn't be enough
>>12874581It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
>>12874535>Lyra deepthroatoh fuck
>>12874570Klondork pls draw
>>12874581Ice And Song Ice PhireIt's the technically correct name of the Game of Thrones books.
>>12874591cant modelling lizards with tits
>>12874592Please, he's just chilling yo.
Guys...Remember that pony Celestia gave to us to take care off to see if we're worthy to enter in Equestria?Yeah...there might be a tiny mini small problem...
>>12874556I need more.
>>12874587She swallowed too, what a good girl
>>12874618Fluttershy wants to be a good girl too!
buuuuuuuuuuuuuttsoh god they look so squeezable and plump
>>12874626>no genitalsNot interested.
>>12874592Synthpop is all right.I like electronica in general.“Il faut être absolument moderne”
>>12874637>in descending order of worst to best
What if MLPG was a processor
>>12874635Genitaless pony butts are the best things.Fuck you.
>>12874637What if S4 all of mane six are princesses?Do you think they could still stack
>>12874641>talking shit about Cadencemotherfucker I'll kill you
>>12874641Bigger is better.
>>12874648>9 stacking princesseso-oh my
>>12874650Call down, Red.
>>12874650>implying I was talking shitShe's better than Twilight. That's something.
>>12874523>>12874534>that bath sceneyou wouldn't see it in Alladin in 1000 years
>>12874641>Twilight>worse than CadenceSlap yourself so I don't have too.
>>12874661Don't tell me who to call, you ungrateful little bastard.
>>12874645It would whine when you tell it to do work.
>fist eqg training grounds 3 task is t draw shitty ocwhy did I expect something else?
>>12874683>eqg training groundsHAHAHAWHAT
Pony pussy has perfect aesthetics. Nature wants you to fuck ponies, they have humanlike genitals with no floppy lips.
>>12874679>"Taking requests" is a status check>posting OC is a command with its own mods
>>12874675Twilight is worse than Cadance because Twilight is around more often and therefore shits up the show more often with her faggotry.
Aw, no more meta gifs?
>>12874625Fluttershy would either give mindblowing head or terrible head, there's no grey area with her
My 12 year old brother told me that Rarity was hot yesterday and I had to agree
>>12874713She'd be inexperienced but do whatever you want, with a little encouragement. All she wants to do is make you happy.
>>12874708I don't have many good ones
>>12874726He's jacking it to pictures of here as we speak.
>>12874708It's not meta, but I thought it was funny
>>12874726Kids are the best fans. Prove me wrong.
>>12874751Where the fuck is the why arent you working on your art filename
>>12874730I feel like she'd pick it up easy because she'd start off really slow and gently, which is really the way to go with blowjobs, she'd suck on your head like a pacifier
>>12874742I have the same gif, but named it>Nito fights chosen undead without divine weapon
>>1287474512 isn't really a kid age. I had already gone through puberty by then.
>>12874708not really us, but i hope that counts
>>12874761Was Walter okay with that kid getting shot? No, he fucking patted him on the back! Shit, I stopped after the first season... wanted it to be finished before I continued.
>>12874763>Making want to play Dark Souls againGUYS STAAP
>>12874777I've seen that gif in better quality somewhere.
>meta gifsIT'S MY TIME TO SHINE
>>12874763Man, I fucking love Dark Souls comics
>>12874778You should really watch the show
>>12874737No doubt, he grew up in the perfect time for a 12 year old kid to be hitting puberty. I was jacking it to Girls Gone Wild commercials on late night TV, he has access to a whole internet full of porn, I'd be like a kid in a candy store if I was his age.
>>1287479010/10Sports gifs are always great.
>>12874761>>12874708i have this one, but it's kinda meh. i only saved it because the cat made me think of chesh.
>>12874778That part was edited in, he was pretty apathetic to the situation. Your watch the show.
>>12874763>>12874794I don't even play Dark Souls but this comic is still hilarious.
>>12874787>still not past the capra demonMaybe if that punk ass ho didnt fuck into a corner with his shitty attack dogs I would have beaten him by now
>>12874790But MLPG, overall, liked EqG.
>>12874820But that's completely fucking wrong
>>12874820no it didn't
>>12874805I don't have any on this computerTake this dragon as a consolation prize
>>12874820Did kids even like EqG?
>>12874820The overwhelming consensus on EqG was that it was mediocre at best, leaning towards negative
>>12874820EQG was amusing but that doesn't mean it wasn't stupid as all hell.
>>12874829I don't think I'm ever going to get over that gif.Just...what?
I love Dark Souls gifs
>>12874836>MediocreThis is such an overused word. Can't we just admit it's bad, it's not the end of the world
>>12874820EQG was shitThere were a few parts that were better than I expected, like the cafeteria song, but overall it was awful
Okay MLPG you have to give a birthday present to your least favorite character from the show. It won't be your money and you must buy her something.
>>12874875>Twilightamazon gift card
>>12874799It truly is a golden age of masturbation
>>12874875I buy her a balloon full of fucks.That's right, there's a vacuum inside.
>>12874875I give Tom a rock waifu to fuck
>>12874857Demon's souls is good too
>>12874865It's funny because it's true.
>>12874875>GildaA MacBook with Origin instaled on it, telling her it's a gaming laptopOh also Mass Effect 3. The PC version.
>>12874902>>12874886>not having Twily as your favorite ponyshit taste
>>12874900I literally have no idea what the hell is going on here.
>>12874912>liking the dumbest poneshit opinion
>>12874900Who's idea was it to name it Demon's Soulsdoesn't roll off the tongue at all
>>12874902she truly is worst pony
Who was the last pony you ejaculated to
The one true worst pony. Never forget.
>>12874920ARE THEY CLOPPING
>>12874931But that pony has improved so much since MMDW.Whereas Aspiehorn just keeps getting worse.
>>12874929I can't finish to ponies but lately I've been finishing to dragonborn waifus
>wanted to post "Anon asks Marker if he can go off topic.gif">duplicate file exist >>12873594>it's not even filenamed
>>12874929>still cumming to ponies>2013ponies are old hat
>>12874939Sylvia meeting a ponypic unrelatedunless you want it to be
>>12874939Applejack at a glory hole.
>>12874945Please don't tell me you go to the elder scrolls general
>>12874939Best pony making dresses.
>>12874939Caimon biting that deer girl
>>12874939DEWBON GETTING FLUSTERED AROUND ANON
>>12874961...no. not that kind of dragonborn...
>>12874939Bug pone having tea with Celestia.
>>12874939Gnathodelli stalking Anon playfully then pouncingOr if you want pony, Shining Armor and Chrysalis playing Hyperspace Hyperwars
>>12874953>>12874960>>12874965>>12874966>>12874969Gotcha, GG doesn't do requests at this time even when they're monstergirls
>>12874939Rarity and Twilight fighting over Anon.
>>12874978You know I had a feeling this was a ruse
>>12874978well, that was a pretty short ruise cruise, captain
>>12874952I use my imagination, I forgot how good fantasies could be, I've busted some fat nuts lately
Should I re-watch 13 GhostsI'm in the mood for a spooky movie and I remember that being pretty good
>>12875002I only ever cum to imagination these days.If I look for images or fics, it's just to put myself into them in my head.
>>12875001At least I revived the dedhorse
>>12874978You are one cheeky fucking cunt mate.
I just told my only friend that I have no friends apart from them and that I'm incredibly depressedI think it's just you and me now, MLPG
I wish Twilight was real so she could remove my plantar warts, there's one fucker that's 5 years old and the size of a quarter, had it frozen, used the acid, duct tape, those little wart removal pads, and vinegar, it won't fucking die.
>There's a Sims 3 general on /vg/>They made a cool guide on installing the game with links and all that stuff>also a mod list>Oh hey the S3G also made some mods>Futa cock>More Futa cock textures>make futa cock veiny...You know if there ever was a MLP PC game that had the same mod tools like a Bethesda game I would be scared of the mods made by MLPG.
>>12875009That's what I do. I have specific and embarassing fetishes and I can use my imagination to create an ideal scenario
>>12875027specific and embarrassing, huh?do tell
>>12875018Start exercising, go read the /fit/ sticky. It will even make your sex drive spike due to the increased testosterone production.
>>12874929why does she always have that look
>>12875029it's uncanny when you see apes do human things
>>12875032Lots of foot stuff, smelly feet/socks/stockings/pantyhose, femdom shit, etc
>>12875040Constantly in heat.
>>12875025>100% anatomically correct horse vagina mod
>>12875037I already doDaily
>>12875045Huh, I guess you are me.
>>12875032Not him, but I have to imagine mine because it's philophilia
>>12875040She's a milf pony and she has perpetual bedroom eyes, or maybe she just has droopy eyelids
>>12875053Isn't there one for Skyrim already?
>>12875062I'd be surprised if there wasn't
>>12875062i assume that's the joke
you know, siden is a pretty shitty copycat, but atryl's goddamn good.
>>12875059Uh! As in a fetish that revolves around pleasing and love?
>>12875095but that doesn't mean I can't hate his guts
>>12875095yeah, naw, he sucks
>>12875104you hate the rest of him too?
>>12875101>that moment when you realize philosophy literally means "love of wisdom"
>>12875116I hope there's a mod for fucking them,at least.
>>12875101Sort of, it's doing those things because the person believes the other is worthy of sex and deserves it. This is the best description I've seen of it. Reading it gave me a boner: http://imkookoo.livejournal.com/173421.html
>>12875118actually it's "love of knowledge".Sophia is knowledge, but can also be translated as wisdom.
>>12875118Etymology's great, eh?
>>12875116>german in game text
how about that pankopurp
pony should happy
Welp, that's a good reason to leave
Celestia just shat on your face.
Why arent you making breakfast for your waifu?