bed time edition!old horse: >>12818370
>>12823941Bed is for losers
if you were a moth, which horse would you
SDL 2.0 just got released
>>12824022no it's gross
>>12824028my onion > your opinion
which pony would keep that hair short
>MLPG: Night edition.>A general full of gentlemen discussing gentlemanly things.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARLPT5rKjWo
>>12824059I want to bite into that hoof and slurp the coke out of her
>>12821981here you go!
>>12824059I want to put her in a paint shaker until the pressure makes her explode violently
>>12824071but she's made of animated glass
>>12824075I love that she's making it for a mouse. Probably at the request of fluttershy.
>>12824087So she'll grow back?
>>12824087I say this far too often, but if someone were to find a way to make an actual glass kitchen pony figurine I would spend so much money for it.
>>12824121Well somebody made a Luna with sculpted glass mane and tail, so it's not impossible, you'd just have to find a glassworker willing to do it.
>>12824114It annoys me that that song is forever marred by that comic.Even if they have a much cleaner sounding version.
>>12824121It wouldn't be complete without some kind of fluid inside it.
goddamn it firefox, you ram hogging piece of shit.
>>12824139I'll fill it up
>>12824133I am painfully aware of this.
>>12824153still looks like acrylic
>>12824153That tiny butt sure is exciting.
Goodnight, MLPG. Have some nice music.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L8ZLohHnA0
Did this image with NMM and Chrysalis ever get finished?
>>12824206what if that is still the dreamand luna is watching that dream
>>12824222...who's coming into the room?
>>12824222You requested that from Jalm didn't you?Oh boy... How do I explain this...You see Anon, sometimes an idea or a request isn't getting drawn, but it......goes to drawing heaven instead!
>>12824256IT'S GOOFY TIME.
>>12824267NO DAD NO
>>12824206PRINCEEESS OF THE NIIIGHT
>>12824273Okay, I was getting pretty confused for a second there.
>>12824265that was goat-train though...
>>12824265I didn't request it, but I wanted to see it
goodnight NMLPGi love you
I SENSE A PRESENCE IN THIS THREADGHOST PONE REVEAL YOURSELF
>>12824160When I was a child, I was wrapped in type such as the koala such as Shinkansen,It was not me Kke process cheese?After eyeing the line like that, I do not may Kuikomeru to school lunch cost even if cheaper
>>12824314>daftys ghostponyhavent seen that in a while
>>12824331i'm not falling for that again
>>12824225It was in his thread on /art/
>>12824336>tfw dedy is daft
>>12824355oh thank youI often forget that the sub exists
>>12824355oh. not him, but i remember that being finished ages ago
>living in Megan McCarthy's Equestria
>you will never GM a game where your PCs set a huge brawl in a bar>you will never GM a game with the PCs barely avoiding an underground mafia out for their blood>you will never GM a noir game with full investigations and constant cigar smoking>you will never GM a game with people and ponies alike running through streets in terror, running away from the men woven in black suits and hats as sharp as their stare and as gentle as their bullets>you will never GM a game where the dramatic albeit necessary death of their leader reveals a whole new layer of lies and deceit>you will never GM a game where the PCs are left on a cliffhanger as you write down and plot every single connection and person in your comprehensive story>you will never GM a game
>>12824353forgot to mention ignore.
>>12824399mewball do a handstand
Oh no...We are being 'spammed' again...Pack up, kids, we are dead.
What's up there?
>>12824370I remember it because it was finished on my birthday and Goat train drew something for me.
>>12824392i never general motors what personal computer
>>12824394but canterlot and fimfiction are up
I've been busy with study for the past 4 days or so.What did I miss mlpg?
>>12824422a feminine dude posted lewd pictures on the subthat's pretty neat to check out if that's your thing
>>12824417IS IT A DEER?
>>12824422Your waifu being shit.The best, most adorable shit she can be.
>>12824428>We are keeping our eye on you, as always.Who the fuck are you, anyway?
APPLEJACK JUST JACKED ALL YOUR APPLES!
>>12824431But my waifu is of pure pedigree, not some filthy zebra.
>>12824437Filter and ignore you dumb shit.
>>12824416no. we just ignore the shitposts aas well as the samefags pretending to be regulars replying.recursive filtering is your friend.also what do you guys think the actual historical ponies from a hearth warmings eve looked like?
>>12824437I'll bet he's a /v/tard who is rectal ragnorocked over the xbox mlp thing
>>12824442don't forget report
>>12824444THEY PROBABLY LOOKED LIKE PONIES
>>12824448>ragnorocked>can't even spell ragnaröcked
>>12824444They were probably all males and the resulting Princess borne matriarchy obscured and twisted history to suit their cis female interests.
>>12824448>I'll bet he's a /v/tard who is rectal ragnorocked over the xbox mlp thingOkay, now I need a source on this.I need a laugh.
>>12824444Commander Hurricane was actually a dude
>>12824429If I was a deer, do you think Art-Anon would fawn over me?
>>12824461It's just the rainbow dash on the avatar selection thingamajigger thing
No you sillies, it's PONY___
>>12824464I want a hoofjob from that horse.
>>12824473NO IT'S A DEER
>>12824335Crayon that become old horse G1 pale in Japan
This sketch turned out rather, well, sketchy due to me deviating from my usual method of sketching.Here's a blue horse with bows
>>12824473I was close, do I get a consolation prize?
>>12824473OH GOD IT'S ANOTHER GHOST
>>12824462i think all of them were male and i think that much of equestria's actual past has blended with myth.which is easy since magic is real.
we still need Thunderhawk and Valkyrie plane ponies.
>>12824476So does she.
>>12824481i am a faggot pls rape my face
>>12824481yotsuba b is best pony.fuck tomorrow
>Imgur is shitting itself.Any other sites out there that upload images?
>>12824487you could've asked Jessy, she was here like 2 hours ago maninstead she's going to draw anthro palette swap maybe
>>12824493what if pank was a mimic, but with gift boxes instead of treasure chests?
>>12824487VF-1 Valkyrie reporting for duty
>>12824494holy hell that's adorable
>>12824502Dash you lazy bitch go move the clouds
>>12824493>tfw no Tess
>>12824499well now you must carry the flamenext time you see her, ask hermake sure it's a Salamanders Thunderhawk.
>>128244942manybows4me.it's cute and good on you for trying new things
>>12824518What's the context behind this image?
>>12824529no I'll just ask her for more blackbird plane pony insteadshe's the fastest and the coolest
>>12824512>>12824503She's gonna hug you without consent
Morning MLPGDid something exiting happen latelyOr just something
>>12824511this, its like dropbox but different.
>>12824543everyone leftexiting enough for you?
>>12824008>still waiting for a new update
>>12824543i killed a man
>>12824535>implying you don't want to see A-10 drooling over Thunderhawk's many autocannons, lascannons, and heavy bolters
>>12824546Who and what
>>12824550Work on your scenery.
>>12824550Did you do it by thumbing his shins
>>12824548Hey man, free buttons!
>>12824539I'll lie to the cops and say I did because otherwise she's start aggressively cuddling me.
>>12824543some people are into snuff and necrophilia now
>>12824552But GW flyer designs are total balls.He'd be like a fat and ugly pony.
>>12824552>40kgross mancensor that shit
>>12824518>>12824518Rei drew it and some other thingsthen never did anything else
>>12824570so is A-10
>>12824563Too late, she's all over you
>>12824532in case you're wondering, when i usually use two pencils to sketch, doing the construcion with a a very light pencil (9H)and then finishing it with a darker one (HB aka #2). Im working on cutting out the 9H while keeping it form being too sketchy-looking
>>12824564But then I would go against myself by purchasing pony merch. But then I can get an exclusive button. Why does he have to toy with me?
>>12824585>keeping it form being too sketchy-lookingBut I like that
Plane pones are adorableI wish I had more
>>12824588All it is is a holy green pineapple, Anon...Nobody will ever know it's pony merch!NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW!
>>12824580So do you remember if it was anon turning into Twilight or he just never said
>>12824602But I will know
>>12824589While I personally like a sketchy look too, I'm not satisfied with it. I want my finished drawings to be cleaner
>>12824612mewball don't pleaseI'll give you a lyra
>>12824617It was a random anon waking up as Twilight.I think the guy said he'd just panic for a while.
>civil war in Egypt
>>12824581A-10 is awkward and kind of bulky but still aerodynamicShe's no lithe dogfighter, but she's certainly no floundering barge either.I don't warhammer, but this thing would either be too beef to move or worlds strongest man body, depending on how effective it is canonically
>>12824637Cool, maybe I can convince him to do a miniquest with it or something
>>12824638>grass growing in dirt
>>12824618And you can hide it with your other shame purchases.Plus, it's like, 3.75 for five of them....Not that I am ordering some.HAHA, THAT WOULD BE SILLY, ME KNOWING HOW MUCH FIVE COSTS ON THAT SITE!
>>12824630it feels good to delete stuff you spend time ontoo bad itll never be truly gone now
>>12824588I just like that they acknowledge the fact that WLF rip people off for shitty shirts.
would you climb inside plane pony's cockpit
>>12824653>it feels good to delete stuff you spend time onWhy would you do that to yourself
>>12824653Mew draw a little recycling bin pony that you keep feeding all your art while anon looks on mortified.
>>12824647Also holy shit shipping is expensive...
>>12824667But mew doesn't like chubby poniesRecycling bin pone would be fat as hell
>>12824683Maybe she's starving and needs Mew to draw faster and faster so he can feed her?
>>12824683She's only fat when she's fullThen you empty her and she'll really skinny again
>>12824663Only if pony consented and is into that sort of thing
>>12824663>Implying I can get near.
>>12824690>ok I'll just empty recycle bin>....>what is it?>...>WHAT?>...Not while you're watching please.
>>12824683Recycling bin pony would just empty herself every once in a while, every scrap in her just vaporising.It's when mewball overstuffs her with hundreds of megabytes that she gets adorably stuffed.
>>12824638>israel intervenes>world war 3 starts
>>12824707>America intervenes>World War 3 ends with a bang
>>12824699>Not having recycling bin pony 'shit' her waste into furnace ponies mo-*Anon was removed from this post.*
>>12824715>Obama>allowing military intervention in anything
I WOULD PILOT PLANE PONIES SEXUALLY
>>12824665when you get angry and depressed whenever you draw you might understandit feels so free. like i don't have to care what happens. i'm just making art for the sake of making art. and no one has to know. no bad feelingsits not out of spite or rage it's just purely for fun>>12824667i never save it all though>>12824683>i want to get into rediv's pants>but i dont like chubby poniesuh
>>12824723>when you get angry and depressed whenever you draw you might understandI understand
>>12824724About the nearly two gigabytes of video files crammed into recycling pony as she stutters and bites her lip, trying to hold it all in?Naaaaaaah.
>>12824732try just drawing something and then deleting it, but not because you hate itis such a relief
>>12824748I get obsessed over pieces I get involved with. Though I'm not that good at the moment and not that into drawing, however.
>>12824743No god dammitEveryone here assumes that Im someone else>>12824748I get really angry when I can't make something how I want. It's so fustrating
>>12824748is that a fetish or something?are you masturbating to your recycling bin and empty in the same moment you're about to cum?
>>12824761If you draw then you kinda have the right to a name.Who are you?
>>12824768>If you draw then you kinda have the right to a nameUmI never used a name here beforeI'll think about one
>>12824755then don'tits just something thats helping me right now>>12824761yeah i agreejust gotta work through it>>12824763no its just no pressure
i just jacked it to anthro cadance with huge tits.i am disgusted with myself. this is happening to me way too often
>>12824761take a break and if the urge to draw doesn't come back be glad about it.
>>12824790It's more of a /soc/ thing that doesn't belong here
>>12824776OOOH.OOOH!You can be Thunderfuck The Great Defender Of The Viking Lands Of Grandfuckerstan!
>>12824780>masturbate>"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!"MLPG.
>>12824780Fuck off kid no one cares
>>12824801LK and Jessy gave me a name already though
>>12824808good night MLPG
>>12824813is that you soaranon
what happened to that ebin raid?
>>12824820nothing. carry on.
>>12824780I've jacked off to worse things, you're still on the safe side.
>>12824780Don't fell too badCadance isn't THAT awful of a pony
I probably shouldn't be allowed near sai but I was bored
Guys I just fapped for the first time and my mom walked in and she screamed at me and I cried alot pleease help me im so embarassed I couldnt even go to school
CAPTION PLANET PONE WHEN?
>>12824839Use this it could save your lifehttp://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlYou did better than i did on my first try, though
>>12824825>DashI couldn't tell if they were just playing chill to just make money when I hung out by their stand
>>12824760When's the last time LK drew something?
>>12824846Oh I'm not really planning on actively improving or anything but thanks
>>12824843Faces look fucked up, you can very obviously see the stitching on the sides of the faces. Would still fuck with fleshlight.
I don't know what the fuck is going on with her mane.
>tfw nobody to use my philophilia fetish on
>>12824867She's adorable, but aside from sitting next to one, there isn't much that makes her look like a recycling bin ponyOf course, I have no idea how to fix that
>>12824902how do you use a love fetish on someone?
>>12824902What's a philophillia fetish?
>>12824908Have her sucking the end of the cursor?
>>12824902What is that, anyways?
>>12824910i think he's saying he doesn't have friends
>>12824908>>12824913this, or have the cursor poking her belly
what's a fetish for fetishes called?I think it's hot when someone has a lot of fetishes, and I like discussing them
>>12824902>philophiliadon't make shit up
Diamond Tiara S4 design, whoop whoop
>>12824336>>12824362>>12824377If you want, I can get Dafty in here, or at least relay a message.
>>12824908Trying to get in/out of the recycle bin and getting stuck
>>12824930pls more rouge
>>12824908her looking like a chain-link fence recycle cutimarkcursors and folders and crumpled papers "inside" her
>>12824867no ice.now draw firefox pony which keeps eating more and more RAM and just can't quit despite being uncomfortably full already
>>12824930no luck in /vg/ i see.
>>12824946What was posted in /vg/? I haven't visited there since I made a robot masters thread. If you mean /v/, then okay, that was recent.
>>12824883I'm about to go to bed, sorry.>>12824908I figured that would have been a problem. I didn't really depict it too well, but she was supposed to be clear and filled with files, and her mane was some crumpled text document or something. I dunno.
>>12824930You have the best filenames
>>12824910I'm too shy about it.>>12824912>>12824914>>12824928It's hard to describe. http://imkookoo.livejournal.com/173421.html
>>12824953>open recycle ponyunf
>>12824953What happens if I create a shortcut?
pony must join the collective
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>12824953good night, LK-senpai
>>12824962well, at least you'll know if she's been eating healthy
>>12824975IS THAT WORST PONY?
What is love
>>12824961>They do not actually have to love the person, but they just have this ultimate sense of giving and selflessness. They feel that this person deserves to be the happiest person in the world, because they are nice, intelligent, etcthat's really sweet. I think there are many people who deserve to be happy and taken care of, but i'd pin the blame on a crush or an infatuation in my case.
>>12824975>Not posting superior version
>>12824998i will hurt you
>>12824999I just like proving that my 5-inch dick can pound a woman into multiple orgasms.
>>12825005I want to have sex with that pony.
>>12824902>>12824961Cadence pls go
>>12825007Baby don't hurt me
>>12825013but that's a cat, not a pony.
did you feed your changelings today
>>12825005Why is it so saturated?Why is her butt so big?
>>12824825>Having to post trip for a random post. Must feel good to be the privileged tripfag.
>>12825008yeah, that's not really the point, is it? it's not about proving something to yurself, but about being happy because you make others happy
>wake up >in equestria>my waifu is there too>we start snuggling>i fall asleep>wake up in my bed in real world>just a dream>parents come into room>i don't even live anywhere near them>they start yelling at me about how i was a disgusting pervert>look over at my computer>porn folder open>there's filly porn in there too>they called the cops and said they're coming over to arrest me for child porn>apparently child horses still count as child porn under the law>as the police handcuff me, i notice one of them is my waifu in a cop uniform>realize i'm still in a dream>snake eater
I bet Celestia has philophilia.
>>12825037I already like Celestia the way she isShe doesn't have to do this
i killed a pony today MLPG
>>12825005There is one more superior than that. How do I post a gif on an iPod? Because it doesn't seem to like to save gifs.
>>12825023Holy shit I just noticed that, not gonna argue with dat ass.
>>12825037dat ginger root
>>12825065holy shit that's hotis there a full vid?
>>12825061it was in love with a brony
>>12825074>Killing a pony because of a bronyYou are the king of autism
>>12825037I accept this headcanon
>>12825065i feel conflicted and wish i had a penis now
>>12825071i think it's in the hot glue dropboxhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/zllr7xfjdbmelfk/FuMW2136qv/Videos/Other/Celestia#lh:null-celestia%20pink.wmv
>>12824969It just makes it easier for her to eat.>>12824958>>12824990Goodnight!
>>12825096Those were adorableG'night
>>12825082It's okay, you get to stick it in a lot of things. Not like boobs which are fun too.
>>12825099I would eat waffles with pony
>recycle bin ponygreat, pony programswhat have we unleashed
>>12825137Have you seen the browser pony general therads?
>>12825137I'm pretty sure /mlp/ had that oneThey kind of sprung out of the IE/Firefox/Chrome generalI think there's a w8 pony?
what would a pony smell like?
>>12825082You can have mine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-laVmvkWsw5am. Where'd the time go, goddamn.Any fat DT requests? Yeah fuckin right, like anyone's actually going to request something
>>12825137We had to install something. Windows pony was getting bored being alone after we installed her on Laptop pony
>>12825137But there aren't any other ponies on your desktop, just herAnd she helps keep it clean and tidyIt just gets kind of hard for her to follow your cursor around if you feed her too much sometimes
>>12825157people would request things if:1. you actually drew ponies2. when people occasionally made a request you actually drew it
>>12825157I would request something if you drew it as a pony
>>12825082I wish I had a vagina.Only for a little while though.
>>12825157You know what? I'll request something. How about Lauren Faust? Should be simple enough.
>>12825137Someone draw a Utorrent pony.Watching.
>>12825157I request a pony Silver Spoon being cute.
>>12825161Sorry for the watermark.
>>12825170I'll draw two versions, the pony version first. Whatcha want
pony bloatware when
Why is she so hot?
>>12825191>not pony spyware
>>12825191when LK wakes up
>ask ross to draw a stick figure>he draws a circle
>>12825201>not pony sharewareRarity.
>>12825188Rainbow Dash aggressively attacking a defenseless pizza
>>12825198>natural colors>hair>constant bedroom eyes>general demeanor of a milf
>>12825198What's she from?
>>12825210>Any DT requests?
>>12825191>>>12824944i just cleared 2,3 GB of RAM by restarting firefox and restoring my session of _3 tabs has already ramped up the memory usage to over 600 MB.firefox is a fucking glutton.
>>12825219brony flash animation
>>12825221Oh rightUm I guess she could be doing it insteadI should go to bed
>>12825198>you will never be colt in equestria who fucks his mother for the rest of her life
HOW WOULD A PONY'S FUR FEEL LIKE?
>>12825237I am seriously baffled by the prospect of how that snout would exist in 3D space
>>12825237>that fucking snoutI can't ever physically comprehend
>>12825237Stop posting this pls, and this goes for everyone.
>>12825245I'm guessing it's very short and thick.
>>12825191>Librepony>She's got a transparent body>You can grow her from a freely available embryo if want
>>12825256I just wanted that anon to know the error of his ways
>>12825237>LMJ>not even onceeven if we have had our fair share of drama queens, whiners and circlejerkers, nothing makes me as disappointed as the existence LMJ's "art"
>>12825255its even worse than i thought
>>12825237jesus christYou know people say bronies ruin things for everyoneLMJ ruins things for me
>>12825233Nevermind, I don't want you to be all uncomfortable with it.
>>12825222800 and counting.i almost feel like drawing chubby firefox pone myselfalmost
>>12825269Go ahead. Call me a NewFag. Who is LMJ?
>>12825222>50 tabs open>800mb of ram used
>>12825276No I just jumped the gun on requesting something, I'd still appreciate you doing it>>12825279Little Miss JayThe fat red headed/bearded brony of super drama land
>>12825269>liking button's mom in the first placeYou brought this upon yourself
>>12825279Light machine gun.
>>12825279Little Miss Jay.Him becoming a brony is the best thing to happen to furries who now don't have to suffer his terrible "art", but a general detriment to everyone else's aesthetic sensibilities.
>>12825272what would a squirting star even look like?
>>12825269This is what happens when you share the same sentiments on something that was deliberately for bronies in the first placeAlso just for the animator/VA to have porn of her
>>12825297I already got my answer and that's LMG not LMJ.
>>12825306Light Machine June
>>12825315Jesus fucking christ spoiler that shit
>>12825315I'm pretty sure its at least 50% longer than thatIt starts from more than half way between the center of her face and her ears.But its OK, because she's a dragon and doesn't need anatomy
LMJ is the ultimate general derailer.
>>12825350I'm sorryI didn't mean for this to happen at all
>>12825350>derail>generalstop saying this shit
>>12825350>not krautlamarcirclejerkocsskypechatdepression being the ultimate thread derailer
>>12825367Well it sure as hell swoops up as the number 1 topic whenever it pops up.
>>12825350his art causes me physical pain I feel nauseous when I see it
>>12825375you forgot something
>>12825398tiarawhy belongs to another category>tiarawhymoneyfluffygoodanimationtoplelBCSzone
>>12825401Stop posting this great art, plebeain.
>>12825416I could just post more LMJ since everyone liked that so muchBut I won't because I can't bring myself to actually go find more
>>12825386MLPG is not a constant ride where you have to take part in every discussion. You can either pick a few to reply to and follow the chains or start a new one. This general is like multiple threads shoved into one.
You don't need a swimsuit, AnonI don't have one and the water is extra warm
WHERE IS THE NEW PANTYANON SESSION
marker pony got shot by a sectoid and died
>>12825459>Mayhem rebroke the QR image uploadTHANKS OBAMA
Only 100 more days until season 4...
did you feed your pony today
>>12825479The thick pus spread across her tongue. She swallowed to consume every drop. She looked through the window at the forest and the morning sun. Will this ever end, she thought.jpg
>>12825479She can feed herselfShe doesn't like me treating her like a pet in that regard
>>12825461chill man, he's got a life too
>>12825507If someone's posting nudes of themselves crossdressing specifically for an audience who are fans of a little girl's show, I very much doubt they have a normal life.
NO SCOOTALOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDIT DOESN'T MATTER IF ANON WANTS IT OR NOTWE CAN STILL FUCK HIM
>>12825461>tfw pantyanon probably doesn't live near youI want to fuck him
>>12825525>implying I wouldn't want it
>>12825525>Implying I wouldn't let the CMC fuck me if they were throwing themselves at me
pony should kangaroo
See you later, Space Pirates
>>12825549this is really good, even though Scootaloo is worst
>>12825524I didn't say normal, but people do have hobbies.
>>12825534you should ask him. what if he did?
>>12825525Don't be silly, girls can;t rape. what would they do, stick a flaccid penis in the wagina?? :D if he deosnt want sexing then he will just not boner :)
>>12825552um, i mean ponyfuggers
>>12825533are they warm and smooth, too?how about dripping with sweat?
>>12825510ebin trole faic XDD
>>12825565Penetration with a pointy object
>>12825559I-I'd get coffee with him and take it from there>You'll never be in his shoots with him
>>12825560sounds like it's SIZE SHAME o'clock>>12825568that should be covered by musky, but a little extra musk couldn't hurt
>>12825552Did somebody say PIRATES!?
>>12825583musky and sweaty are kinda differentI like it when people specify that your hands would be soaked if you were to grasp and massage a pair of horseballs.
Good morning MLPG! :D
>>12825586Oh not this faggot...I hear his pubes smell like raw fish.
>>12825576>coffee>not tying him up, restraining him and then teasing his cute little cock and tight ass to orgasm
What are some of the pros and cons of being an Equestrian Royal Guard?
>>12825593well, it would feel warm and damp. the excess sweat would build up between your fingers and your touch would send glistening pearls of ballsweat down his smooth scrotum, dripping onto the floor. the balls would feel rather hard and taut, aching for a long overdue release.
>>12825613Pros: Good pay, great benefits, cute princesses.Cons: It's probably boring as fuck and you're most likely outmatched by anything that'd dare attack Equestria.
>>12825573but that's not rape its masterbatuion :)(
>>12825583>>12825576>tfw no bigdickanon to fuck pantyanon and sizeshame him>tfw no porn of mulpugers
>>12825615Big Mac X Big Mac is my OTP.
>>12825610Maybe after dinner and consensual sex
>>12825622What about braeburned?
>>12825622Which MLPGer would you want?
>>12825613pros: held in great esteem, great privilege and prestige, very good pay and private quarterscons: candence uses her magic to trick you into lavish gay orgies for the entertainment of the princesses and the matriarchal court
>>12825630is that really braeburned?unf
>>12825630he can fuck off.
>>12825630I like my boys shaved, though.
>>12825635>trick you into lavish gay orgiesThat is a complete contradiction
>>12825633only true pair, silly goose
>>12825630>seen brae irl, passable/10>seeing this>mfw
>>12825630grating and obnoxious person.
Hey, I'm gonna go to Whataburger, you guys want anything?
>>12825630He's not really that attractive
>>12825650Look at the guys username...
Anon, it's 4 oclock in the morningwhy on earth are you pnying at 4 in the morning
i am a pony. you must respot this in 10 threads or i will come into ur house at night and mess up your pots n pans
>>12825668because it's 1pm_____________
>>12825668It's 6am, and because I woke up two hours ago.
>>12825682I think I pooped a little from how scared I am
>>12825668want to play tf2 with me
>>12825682if you fuck with my pots and pans I'm gonna shoot you in the butt
>>12825668It's noon in real countries.
>>12825656get me some thisdick
>>12825682I'm pretty sure my pots and pans have maximum entropyYou messing them up would probably order them
>>12825698So all the sudden America isn't a real country?
>>12825682>don't believe this>go to bed>almost asleep>hear pots and pans moving in the kitchen>rush to see the pony>it's a burglar>he stabs you and runs away
>>12825698how's that civil war going goyim?
>>12825668It's 7:05 here, although I've been awake since 5:30
is it just me or does pantyanon's handwriting remind you of jailbait's?
>>12825702>implying it ever was
>>12825702Well it's the worlds only superpower, Eurofags are just in denials so they like to attempt to berate us a lot. Even though there's things like NATO that makes them look like absolute plebs compared to us. Heard some of their air forces can't fly their planes without electronic key signatures from the U.S.
>>12825716Fuck you too.
>>12825711>want to do lewd stuff>want to create a new name so nobody knows it's you>afraid that someday MLPG will find outI guess I will never do lewd.
>>12825695That person draws the coziest dragons
>>12825720episode of something completely unrelated, surebut not an episode of pony
>>12825711I keep hearing about this "pantyanon."Who the fuck is pantyanon?
I want to frot with pantyanon's little dick
>>12825731Go to the sub and go to /unf/
>>12825711What does JB's handwriting look like?
>>12825724Well if being shitty war criminals is your criteria for a real country, you're welcome to it.
>>12825724let me know when your government decides that nationalised healthcare is not in fact a bad thing, you seperate church from state and your senate stops voting against stopping the NSA from illegally spying on literally everyoneoh and when you kill texas
>>12825739They have a name and tripcode though.
>>12825747>war criminalsSay what you will about Iraq and Afganistan, but our military industry is the reason many countries have suitable militaries. How many countries fly F-16's? >>12825749>implying people in america are against everything you just said
>>12825763http://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/113-2013/h412>H.Amdt. 413 (Amash) to H.R. 2397: To end authority for the blanket collection of records under the Patriot Act. It would also bar the NSA and other agencies from using Section 215 of the Patriot Act to collect records, including telephone call records>failed to pass
>>12825750>>12825755I think he filters everybody who isn't Anonymous.
>>12825763What kind of justification is that?>If we didn't kill all those people other people wouldn't be able to kill all those other people
>>12825743I noticed that pantyanon has two styles of the lowercase a, one of which is nearly identical to JB's. I couldn't find any right now, but the numbers look similar too.
>>12825772Again, you're implying that everyone in the U.S is in agreement with what the military does. Americans criticize our own government more than anyone else does. You are preaching to the choir.
>>12825734I want to suck him to orgasm and play with his balls
>>12825779I swear to god if pantyanon is JB and you scare him away, I will be sad
>>12825776Gotta kill them first before they kill us.Preemptive defensive tactics.Which is actually just offensive tactics.
>>12825781>it's not our fault, we just voted the guys in!
>>12825794I don't think you understand our political process.
>tfw one post derails thread into /pol/ and another post derails the thread into camwhores
>>12825779This settles it, I'm never making lewd things ever. You guys are like stalkers.
>>12825804That ponk is adorable though
>>12825804>implying you were ever going to draw lewd>implying you're not baiting>implying you draw
>>12825794>i'm fucking stpuid
>>12825801Sad thing is the conversations about those things are better mannered than the board that is supposed to house them.
>>12825776I'm not talking about Iraq/Afganistan, and I'm not for the wars there. I'm tlaking about the massive ass air force and navy, and military industry that helps keep shit stable. Nobody wants to start shit lest they wake the sleeping giant. Just like with nuclear weapons, they can lead to gret destruction and that is exactly why they have led to peace, because nobody dare attempt it.
>>12825808Is this the part where we play 'guess the contributor' for the next two generals?
>>12825808>implying this isn't bait to get me to tell you who I am
>>12825804>They find you>You get a qt boyfriend
>no-ink drew some ruby gloom
>>12825791the best defense is a good offense
>>12825819>implying I care about who a master baiter is>>12825816Hopefully not, I hate that game
>>12825816I hate that gameCan we play Life instead
>>12825822>not giving it to us
>>12825813MLPG doesn't fuck around with their porn anon. Plus it's still fairly early in 'Murica so that's why it's so civil right now.
>>12825827Shut up Rabbit, you're a shitty martial artist
>>12825814>peaceon an inter-national level maybe, meanwhile multiple nations at this moment are undergoing civil wars while telling America to keep their nose out where it's not wanted
>>12825779If that's the case then...Jailbait has a pretty cute body
>>12825827The best defense is one where the opponent cannot fight whatsoever. That or doesn't want to fight. One where your power will not go away.
>>12825801All I can do is sigh.
>>12825789I don't actually think it's JB. The handwriting thing is actually a pretty big stretch and he is a mod on the sub, so if you have ever posted there with a name he would know who you are.
>>12825848>saving anything by 0r0chi
>>12825846I like it when he does GG's characters.
>>12825848Their friendship is ruined
>>12825846>sees rule 34 in the titleFuck that!
>>12825846Ruby Gloom was an enjoyable showHad a great chill feel to it
>>12825855>starting a shitstorm
>>12825837Again, not everyone in the U.S is in agreement with what we do, especially in the Middle east. The Middle East is fucked up severly and very unstable, there'd be fighting there whether or not the U.S got involved.
>>12825850I really hope they don't abuse that power. I posted there anonymously so I can speak my mind.
>>12825801Renne is such a pretty pone
>>12825861I've never had a friendship that didn't get stronger after coming out
>>12825867It's pretty comfy. Kinda like pone.
>>12825850Mods there can see the ip of posters?
>>1282587260% of americans believe in creationism and that it should be taught in schools
>>12825885"100% of people not in America are homosexual and of Muslim descent."- Abraham Licoln
>>1282588560% of polls are bullshit
>>12825877KindaPony is all happy comfy, like a warm sunny day.Ruby Gloom was more like a heavy rain during sunset that you don't have to be out in
>>12825885Most people, no matter the nationality, creed, or religion, are pretty short sighted and only care about their own little bubble of life and think their way is the right way.
>>12825885Over 80% of non-Americans will kill an innocent American at some point in their life.
>>1282589286% of statistics are just made up.
>>1282590450% of ponies are DTF50% of ponies will buck you in the chest if you ask
>>12825885It's more like 45%In 2012 at least
>>12825911Would you take that chance, MLPG?
Sweetie Belle's breasts are 72% the size of a very large watermelon
>>12825911>All of the DTF ones are guysI'd be ok with that
Pony plays this song for you.What do?http://ockeroid.bandcamp.com/track/walkin-the-dog
>>12825920Dick to female
>>12825920HALF OF THIS SHIT IS IN URBAN DICTIONARYL2GOOGLE
>>12825931>not the video
>>12825927The male population is no where near 50%Just according to the numbers there have to be at least some female ponies that are DTF
>>12825935I'm a NewFag! It says so in my username! I didn't know that!
>>12825926thats like 1/3 of her body masswhat the fuck did she do, put applebloom and scootaloo into her breasts or something
>>12825885>>12825892This, most polls are created with the intent of gathering specific results. I listen to conservative radio a lot and I can still recognize the bullshit when it comes up, especially when they conduct a poll on their website about Obama and read back the results as if they won't be/aren't clearly slanted.
>>12825931>wonder why I'm near Scratch>leave promptly
>>12825928http://www.gallup.com/poll/21814/evolution-creationism-intelligent-design.aspx46%Wowza, my memory is good>Only 15% really believe in evolution
>>12825926That poor girl, I bet she not only has back problems, but people judge her based on them.
>>12825891That's a cute pank
>>12825939What if Anon in Equestria did this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJm8Ij-nze4
>>12825951>6 point increase for creationism 2012-13>1 point decrease for evolutionHow is it remotely possible that people are getting dumber
>>12825951Does this specify how many people were polled, and from where in the country the polls were taken?
>>12825951Under what conditions was the poll taken?
Goodnight everybody! I will see you tomorrow!>implying the thread won't 404
>>12825966Those who are dumb want to spread what they believe because it's right whereas smart people don't care.
>Evolution doesn't make sense, how the fuck are monkeys still around if we evolved from them?
>>12825947Actual polls have to be relatively fair else no-one will pay them for the researchCorporations and parties don't just want to be told what they want to hear
>>12825966Religious people are encouraged to have large families
>>12825989>Actual polls have to be relatively fair else no-one will pay them for the research>Corporations and parties don't just want to be told what they want to hear
>>12825981>whereas smart people don't care.So Reddit is basically stupid people thinking they are smart?Stop making sense.
>>12825984I actually forgot the reason for this. Remembered it to counter the faggots who say this but it's left my mind.
>>12825989>implying the corporations won't pay them for the "research" so they can make a poll that makes their stance/product look good
>>12826002monkeys and humans share a common ancestor, we didn't evolve from themthere is no "counter", it's just a bad understanding of evolution
>>12826001I guess the best analogy I got is Plato's Cave.
>>12825984>>12826002We didn't evolve from modern monkeys, humans and monkeys shared a common ancestor. Monkeys aren't our parents, they're our cousins.
>>12825969>>12825971http://www.gallup.com/poll/155003/Hold-Creationist-View-Human-Origins.aspxDown the bottomIt's a fucking gallup poll, you've got no right to comment on any of this shit if you don't even know who they are or how they operate
why is evolution so beautifulhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl89HIJ6HDo
>>12826037>implying you can use margin of error when it comes to political views or beliefs
https://derpibooru.org/400103I don't think I should unf to this, but I'm doing it anyway.
>>12826037> based on telephone interviewsOh good, I was actually mad for a second there. Good thing only one in every goddamn millionth person actually holds the phone to those things longer than a second.
>>12826053>unfing to EqG
>>12826042Because God made the canvas and used science as his paints.
Weren't we JUST talking about Gatomon?
>>12826052>>12826057I know statistics and polls are complex and I shouldn't hold it against you for not having a decent grasp of itBut I'm just going to pretend you're rusing me for my sake
>>12826088Ok, when people vote for president do they only take in one thousand peoples results and make a decision off of that?
>>12826079That's kinda cuteCould have been better done though
>>12826093Replace MLPG with BRONIES and DHX with MLPG for maximum elitism.
>>12826112I want to use her mane to get extra leverage while I fuck her ass
>>12826143>not princess of the beb
>>12826112I don't think Carmen Sandiego had braids.She would have been a lot hotter if she did.
follow me 2 da gey bathhouse :DD
>>12826151Oh whatever man
>>12826167YOUI WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BARI WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BARI WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR
>>12826299That's a pretty nice dress.
>>12826299I really doubt she watches the show
>/pol/ and people talking about a crossdresserI guess it's not a good time
>>12826335well actually that was 20 minutes ago and we're dead now
>>12826299>You'll never have a qt gf>You'll never work on her qt cosplay dress with her
>>12826366>not a qt bf trap to cosplay in a dress
>>12826366>You'll never have sex with her in her costume>You'll never hear her beg you to cum inside so you don't get the costume dirty
I'd rather have a pony gf
>>12826465I want a trap pony bf that you can't tell is a boy unless you ogle their junk
>>12826481Anon I have the feeling that you like traps
>>12826465I'd rather it be my 10th birthday and I'm in the Pokemon universe the next time I wake up
>>12826492But you'll be 10 forever
>>12826482I like dicksAnd girlsAnd boysTraps are efficient
>>12826508You won't be able to pony
>>12826502I just want a ponyA chill pony that I can just talk to and stuff
>>12826513But I'll be surrounded by Pokemonincluding Ponyta and Rapidash
>>12826522But those ponies are on fire
>>12826518Why not have a pony trap to talk toThey can be a bro and they can be a chill grill
>>12826518Not even for sex, although that is a plus. Just a pony that lives in my house, goes about their own shit, and we're on good terms and talk and stuff and maybe even go places every once in a while like an amusement park or the movies.
>>12826527Which means only I can love mine
>>12826533A pony roommate would be pretty sweetEspecially a unicorn
>>12826528Because I do not like trapsI only like grills>>12826533Sex would be nice but I like chill also
>>12826536You might want some burn heal
>>12826561no the fire doesn't hurt you if it trusts you
We can talk about traps somewhere else~
>>12826569Does it trust your poner>>12826570Do it far from here
>>12826580My poner is a very trustworthy poner
>>12826584Is it pony tested
>>12826590yes, and pony certified
>>12826592Is this Pony?
>>12826608No, those are ants.It even says so in the filename.
>>12826606Was it pony certified when you were 10?
>>12826640I thought so
>>12826620Oh...What about this?Is this pony?
>>12826686>that shit eating grinOh god what did Sunbutt do
>>12826694she pooped in your pillow case
>>12826702WowThat's really shitty
>>12826694She put a whoopie cushion on your chair
>>12826694>You remember how you told me to NOT clog your toilet with oats and play volcano? Yeah...
>>12826676No anon, those are cats.Can you even read?
>>12826712Geez Anon...That pun really stunk
>>12826726I don't even understand where you even got oats
>>12826730Well anon it says that they are cats but it doesn't say they aren't ponies...Are these ponies?
Pony has a fat ass.
>>12826746No, I'm pretty sure those are dogs
>>12826755And dogs aren't pony?
>>12826741>You forgot that plastic thingy which you use to pay for things on the desk.. but don't worry! Some Arabian prince was nice enough to share his bits with you so now you even even more than before I used it!
>>12826762No anon, they aren't.Pone are pone.
>>12826747Pony likes her fat assYou better get used to it
>>12826772...Okay Is this pony?
>>12826769Celestia I'm more than livid right now but I cant be mad at your cute
>>12826747Does pony have a fat cock?
>>12826808>Oh no, what did I do wrong? >You aren't mad at me because I let all those cats into your bedroom, are you? They looked so sad when I found them on the street, I felt like they needed a proper home.
>>12826861...We need to find a way to Eqeustria...NOW
>>12826861No, noI'm perfectly fineI couldn't stay mad at you
>>12826882>Oh, I bet that guy with the funny beard who sits on the curb across the street all day long can help us!>I invited him for lunch and he said all kind of funny stuff, I think it was some secret code>He also took your TV I think.
>>12826908HE TOOK IT?TOOK IT WHERECELESTIA I WAS ONLY GONE FOR 20 MINUTES, WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO
>>12826908Okay...Look how about we figure this alone. Without help. You're kinda the princess of ponykind and the most magical pony in the world...
>>12826914>I- I definitely didn't order a clown to cheer you up.>And I'm sure he will bring your TV back soon, he constantly said the end is near so I don't think he needs it for too long.>Are you mad at me?
>>12826941Let me guess, you used that plastic thing to get the clown, right?I hope you know what this means
>>12826794No, that's not even close to pony
>>12826951>I hope it means that you love clowns
>>12826964Clowns in fact scare me to death but it really means you have to make it up to me
>>12826954Okay okay I got it.Pony right?
>>12826972>You mean like, letting you ride on my back around the block or something like that?
>>12826994That's a batSee this? This is pony.
Let's take this out of context. Would you call yourself a brony if it meant you could be with your pone waifu 5ever
>>12826994>any bat picture ever>not upside downWhy?
>>12827015What kind of fucking question is that?
>>12827019Because this isn't Australia
>>12827010Oh why didn't you just say so
>>12827015Yeah sure, it's not like there's much of a reason not to call myself a brony anyways
>>12827021>fucking questionAnon do you need some help
>>12827009Oh, I didnt realize that that was a gif
>>12827015I'd call myself whatever you fucking want
>>12827045>OC r34Anon what are you doing
My dick is cold
>>12827068Friction should warm it up, maybe put a sock on it.
>>12827067It's a crop, full picture is Dash getting fucked by an OC
>>12827078Your waifu will never knit you a little cocksock to keep you warm without a sheath in the winter
>>12827085Now go sit in the corner while I warm up your pony
>>12827074How can people look at it and say yep it looks cool.
>>12827015Probably.Does that mean I get to go to Equestria?
>>12827095I mean I don't like it but opinion entitlement
>>12827095Look how glowy it isAnd how unique those patterns areAnd there's no way those eyebrows don't belong to the coolest motherfucker in the room
I'm going to marry Scootaloo!
>>12827125You're going to need consent from her parents first
>>12827114Okay, I don't see any possible downsides to this.
>>12827098Unf.How good is hair.
Pony is asking for your password.
>>12827095The Dash looks really lovely and I like the style, iti s quite consistent, especially the dem wings.At some point, in the past, BCS really knew how to draw well, although, I must admit, even back then her ponyartwork was pretty much hit and miss.
>>12827145password for what?
>>12827142I'd a Carmack
>>12827098>>12827098>messy>greasy0/10would not touch
>>12827145"i love you"
To that anon that recommended jojo animeThe first part was great, the second was a bit over the top for meBut thank you anyhow
>>12827095The sketch looked way better
>>12827098>pulling your phone out to take a photo>during an examWhat kind of exam is that supposed to be?
What would your favorite pony's megaevolution look like?
>>12827145I have lots of passwords.which one?
>>12827145Haha, no, believe me, pony does definitely NOT want my password
>>128272106 wings 3 horns 12 hooves 3 tails and very muscular
>>12827228I would fuck a sleipnir pony nonsexually
>>12827149Yeah i love bcs's art when she triesmost of the time she is stuck doing shitty commissions and porn flashes for money.kinda sad really.
>>12827210I wonder what this pony's megaevolution would look like. Her design is crazy enough already.
>>12827145swan85kkfluttershy might appreciate it
>>12827245>All I want is a hug
>>12827210I don't know, but nothing can beat Ampharos' Mega form.
Man I wish I could talk to ocelots.
>>12827262i'd hug the shit out of her
>>12827284You'd have to be pretty good to do that.
I want to have sex with pony
>>12827298go to bed
>>12827298Where do you think we are?
>>12827305What? No, it's morning.
>>12827310Somewhere where I can't find any ponies to have sex with.
>>12827312Pony is waiting for you.
>>12827308It's okay Celestia, just let it happen
>>12827325Oh Twilight you're so cute.
>>12827328you can't stop it~bend over and it might even be pleasureable if you let it be
>>12827312oh yeah i guess you are rightmaybe its time to stop drinkinggoodnight mlpg