The god emperor of mankind is best pony edition!Old heretical horse: >>12794562
>>12798498What are we studying?
Which pony is the most orky?
>>12798498that would be nice and relaxing
Gee mlpgWhat are we gonna do tonight?
>patern>>12798504forgotten secrets from the Dark Age of Technology.
>>12798514The same thing we do every night pinkie
>>12798514Wallow in alcohol, self-pity and regretSame we do every night, Pinkie
>>12798517That sounds more like research than studyingTwilight needs to get her shit together
>>12798480>Fly me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
Reminder that pony is not for sexual.
>>12798514try to fight the never ending pressure that comes from my awareness of my own existence and the depression I feel knowing the end of my life is inevitable before exhausting myself with worry and falling asleep
>>12798538Pony is for consensual sexual in the missionary position with the lights off for the purpose of procreation.After the wedding of course.
>>12798546>odd purple bean
>>12798552I find a nice fluffy pillow is a good counter to that
>>12798531>>12798528I said orky, not ugly
mind if join you guys in pony?
>>12798538This is objectively wrong, we have witness accounts
>>12798589May I see your passport?
>>12798589Sure, go ahead.
>>12798589>Jorji shows up>all his papers in order and let him trough>no citation
>>12798561it doesnt help me any moreonly the peace of the unconscious void of sleep can make the feeling stop, which is ironically a relatively close facsimile to what I'm so hung up about
>tfw no art of Rumble fucking anon in the butt
>>12798605You need a menial hobbyadopt a dog or volunteer at a shelter or something
>>12798604>He has everything in order>Accept him in>HE KEEPS COMING BACK IN LINE
>>12798604Does that actually happen?I've only played the beta
>>12798480Again this is why fantasy is superior. There are already knights who ride around on pretty pegasi.
>>12798504>>12798511History and family lineages.>>12798513The closeness of the library air, and the smell of old books with an accent of...I guess whatever Twilight smells like. Lavender? You ever had a cozy time like that?Also I'm going to go ahead and upload the #10 preview in full size because those tiny thumbnails were bugging me.
>>12798616I have several hobbies. And a dogMy existential depression often freezes me into inactivity and they fall by the wayside
>>12798613>that feel when very little art of PonyXFemale
>>12798639well good luck then
>>12798642Oh, Mac. That was some quick work for a concussion.
>>12798645all I need
Twilight would play a blood angels army with librarian HQs and librarian dreadnoughts. Magical librarians are appropriate for her. Since the blood angels largely operate from the codex astartes, they love to do things by the book almost as much as twilight.Rainbow dash would run either an all biker force or a necron flying circus for speedy WAAC faggotry. Her army would look like the work of lord"THIN YOUR PAINTS"lyssanderRarity would play a positively fabulous eldar army, with actual tiny gems in the models and all of them painted to a golden daemon standard.Pinkie would run an ork force will all the randomness she can put in, weirdboyz, zogwort, shokk attack gunz, looted wagons, etc...AJ would embrace fuck yeah normal people power and go full guard.Fluttershy either plays connect 4 in the corner with spike or goes full khorne. the later because I love the idea of her going all "YOU INSOLENT WHELP I WILL REND YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR NECK AND OFFER IT AS TRIBUTE TO LORD KHORNE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! umm... if that's okay with you *squeak*"
>>12798656>BigFoot ship is backhaha
>>12798645>tfw very little art of ManxStallion
>>12798631oh, history sounds fun. Who's family lineages are we studying?
>>12798666>because I love the idea of her going all "YOU INSOLENT WHELP I WILL REND YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR NECK AND OFFER IT AS TRIBUTE TO LORD KHORNE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! umm... if that's okay with you *squeak*"you and everyone on deviantart
Hye mewball, how do you get so many notes?
The blood ravens accept your generous donation of the old horse
Would you join the Imperial Guard with the mane 6 as part of your squad?
>>12798631sitting back and just reading a good book is a great feeling
>>12798656>pank costumeWho makes these things
>>12798696I swore I had my pony with me just now!
>>12798691>50% circle>50% jerk
>>12798704Bro, it doesn't matter WHO is in the squad, we're going to die within the next 15 minutes. Most likely by the fucking commissar himself.
>>12798624Yeah, eventually he does in fact get everything in order for you to let him inAnd he then keeps getting back in the line several times afterwards seemigly just to fuck with you
>>12798656>boards say "smash"that's pretty funny
>>12798705I know right
>>12798736gosh this pone is kawaii as fuck
>>12798724Don't worry anonThe commissar is your least favorite pony
>>12798724The guard are actually competent soldiers, it's the PDF that die like mayfies
>>12798721How do I join the jerk circle? I'm terrible at conversing and no one seems to notice me when I do.
>>12798656>Quick work.You see how their hospitals deal with broken wings?They don't even let the thing set before kicking you out.
>>12798642Why couldn't he win one of those sweet Totoro dolls?>>12798683Some of the local nobility. It's important to be apprised of these things, you know.>>12798705Indeed.
>>12798675MLPG, would you stick with your waifu despite crippling early-onset Parkinson's that steadily robs her of her ability to maintain a livelihood, care for own basic needs, or even do so much as smile at you when you clean up her shit for the fifteenth time each day?
>>12798757aaahahahahaha that face
>>12798656>fleety stalks him>mac still oblivious>hands her the prizeOh my lord this is so fucking kawaii
>>12798691sb used to reblog me which got me startedafter that it just snowballed because i had enough followers to get any decent pictures some exposure
>um>could you >scrub my tail down with shampoo
>>12798752those of us who aren't lucky enough to be noticed must either ask, or continue stewing in self-pity
>>12798746>pony will never be this infatuated with youlife is suffering
ok MLPGWho would win in a fightFluttershyOr Abandon the Despoiler
>>12798773yeah sureJust give me a good brush
>>12798656>Fleet creeping in the second to last panelOh god my heart
>>12798761Probably notShe needs real careI'll still love her but I don't think that me caring for her personally is best for both of us
>>12798767But can you see my ponies love cinnamon toast crunch?
>>12798656This is just the cutest thing
>>12798776>d-do I shoot her?>I-Is she a xeno?
Would you still a pone if she had monstrously large thighs? And a big butt to boot? >>12798666I could definitely see Panka ponk running Orks. I see it more likely to see Fluttershy running Tyranids though, since they're filled with xenos scum and adorable critters. Chicks love 'nids.
>>12798642Zecora is too cute in this.
>>12798782At most fluttershy is WS2Abbadon eats WS2 for breakfast
>>12798767don't forget exposure on plebbit
>>12798782>Abaddon the LoserHA
>>12798800Do you have an end for pinkie thing quest or was the cow the finale?
>>12798796>She is in another panel too.Oh god I didn't notice this.She is legit stalking him.
>>12798773>You'll never sit in the tub with pone>They'll never stand on their hind legs and wrap their forelegs around your neck as you scrub their tail>They'll never rub their soapy body into yours as you do>They'll never kiss you on the neck
>>12798799someone get Jessy on the horn. we need Valkyrie plane pony, stat.
>>12798802yeah sure, if he's spoon fed it in between failed crusades
>>12798830I want a thunderhawk plane pony
>>12798828but the foam would be everywhere
>>12798825>a cute mare will never pine for your affection and stalk you
>>12798799>Will the commissar shot me if he catches me petting them a little?
>>12798830>someone get Jessy on the horn.Why is it that you can only think of sex at a time like this?!
>>12798825>She is legit stalking himSomeone's never had a crush when they were a kid
>>12798836As horrible as leader hes is, don't underestimate his close combat prowess
>>12798642>SEX>>12798656>DONUTThese image macros make themselves
>>12798766>>12798789>>12798796>>12798834She's adorable in all three frames.
>>12798800Poor Pinkie, but when you swallow a whole cow I guess that's what happensBut really, it only made her more adorable, and eating more would make her even more adorable
>>12798869awwwww poor girli wish mac would let her down gently
>>12798892Don't call me a heretic!
>>12798898hey mew have you ever drawn tail docks?
Oh hey new DVDAnd this DVD's thing is that it has a episode for each mane cast.And look everyone has an episode that's a bout them mainly.And Rarity's episode is Look Before You Sleep.You know fuck you too Shout Factory. Just fuck you.
>>12798898>onto his massive cock
>>12798843Memorable times with pone are worth a little bit of cleaning up
>>12798898>let her down gentlyNo, expand the harem!
>>12798868Go away. I will only talk to best princess.
>>12798916Why is Fluttershy standing like that
>>12798914>Fleetfoot is canon tiny
>>12798925But Anon...Talking to yourself is weird.
>>12798934face down, ass up
>>12798932>#shots fired>#wow>#burn unit called
>>12798909i dunno maybe?i dont really get the obsession>>12798914pls>>12798917but he's so uninterested and she's so infatuatedi just don't want her heart to be brokentfw kind of a faggot like that
>This pony is canon biggest potato
>>12798868he was talking to god not you, mortal pony
>>12798937It's just that everyone else has one of their episodes.AJ has Apple Family Reunion, Twilight has WWU, Fluttershy has Keep Calm and Flutter On, Pinkie has Too Many Ponkas and Dash Wonderblot Academy.All those episodes cener mainly on those ponies. Rarity meanwhile has LBYS an episode which she shares with AJ and Twilight. I mean out of all the other episodes where Rarity was in them the choose this one for Rarity. Not Suited for Success, not Sweet and Elite. Fuck even Sisterhooves Social would have worked better
>>12798965I read it in Ukinojoe's voice
Big Mac is a chick magnetToo bad he's gay
>>12798962>i dont really get the obsessionMy bet is that they draw more attention to the butt
>>12798873>that lip quiveroh god that's cutesomething tells me she had to escape nurse Redheart by stealth, though, and Redheart tracking her down again and again is going to be a reoccuring gag
>>12798987he's also taken by applejack
>>12798987I still think this image has a lot of potential
>>12798962Tail docks are fun, you should join in
>>12798892>:3 on the hathah!
>>12798987>sweetie will never snuggle next to you like that
>>12798481>patern plushe>>12798757>huging>>12798776>horse alike xenosAlright there is no way these not drawn by american elementary school student or something
>>12798996>Blue>White hair>Mentally insaneOh fuckOh fuckWHEN DOES THIS COMIC HAPPEN EXACTLY?
>>12798656>Big mac will never give you a giant pinkie
>>12798987>Too bad he's gaySo this is what they call the "gay agenda"
>>12799000I completely agreeThe CMC will be old enough soon and Big Mac will probably be around them a lot. It's a tale as old as time. Sweetie or Scoots will fuck Big Mac.
Well at least the comic sales numbers are still pretty good.35K for the main comic and 24k for the Micro.
>>12799019But fleetfoot was out and about in sweet and eliete. Screwloose was in ponyville, and is an earth pony
UNF UNF UNFPonying 24/7 has never been so sexy
>>12799029>>12799031Time for bed
>>12799019After S2 and she is a pegasus.
>>12798813Here, just for you.>"Awww, come on anon, just one lick? Just a taste, honest!" And then she eats you in your sleep, bad end?
>>12799042>Fleetfoot is driven mad with lust>Also her wings fall off
>>12799012>stupid people only exist in america>this is what mudcountries think
>>12799019After Luna Eclipsed for certain, probably after Magic Duel, too (but it doesn't have to be for the Trixie appearance).
>>12799019OH SHITand she's just been released in the show. Follow-up comic?
>>12799043and then the goddamn favicon bugs out and you just have a fucking piece of paper that doesnt notify you of shit.
Why does Trixie wear a skirt with her hoodie?Doesn't the skirt sort of completely invalidate the usefulness of the hoodie?
>>12799056>>12799042>Fleetfoot is talking Big mac before discords release>He gets dogged'>Fleetfoot sees it happen and goes to him just as all the pegasi's wings are magic'd off>He gives her a big lick>Her mind breaks
>>12798987>teen Sweetie will never slither around you sensuously and run her muzzle up from your hips to your chest
>>12799071skirts are "in"
>>12799077Sweet and Elite kills that theory
>>12799071I still would
>>12799071Trixie is all about being useless.
>>12799027Which one would be first, though?And how would that affect their friendship?
>>12799027>They all want him>Argue about it>Eventually they decide that it isn't worth their friendshipThey'll all do him together
>>12799088Stand in the wonderbolts used to keep up appearances, she's still technically on sick leave and ponies would start talking if she didn't show up every so often.
>>12799048Am I dead?Do I at least get to wake up before she's done eating me?
>>12799106Okay.All the comics happen after S2That also kills your theory
>>12799076Is her clothing made of hay?
>>12799010this is the worst hell
>>12799102i like this.
>>12799027I think I read something like that onceit was humanized. it involved sweetie giving mac a footjob.
>>12799115the hippie pony shows up in issue 9, selling his wares, so this issue takes place during s3.
>YOU AND PONY ARE IN ROOM TOGETHER>PONY IS CUTE>YOU ARE NOT SO CUTE>PONY WANTS HUGS ANYWAYS>PONY APPROACHES FOR DISTRIBUTION OF HUGS TO NUMBER OF CITIZENS APPROACHING ONE>PONY IS TEETERING TOWARDS YOU ON TWO LEGS, ATTEMPTING HUMAN HUG DISTRIBUTION STANCE>PONY IS ALMOST THERE>DOOR IS BURST OPEN BY PONY POLICE>PONY IS ARRESTED FOR UNLICENSED HUG DISTRIBUTION>YOU NEVER SEE PONY AGAIN>PLANS TO SELL HUG TO MAFIA FALL THROUGH>YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD>TRY AGAIN?
>>12799115Discord has no need for a coherent timeline.
>>12799120it's probably just yellow fabric
>>12799142hug police pony
>>12799142Go to jail, find pony there. Give pony hugs in exchange for cigarettes and protection.
>>12799150I know her sister would not approve.
Okay guysAs per these three crusaders, which one here as a teenager will have perfect teeth, which one will need standard braces, and which is cursed with wearing full jaw aligning headgear?
>>12799142hug selfthey can't send me to hug jail for that, is it?
>>12799132God damn, MovieBob is the kind of liberal I hate; i swear that guy can't make any point with out strawmaning.
>>12799165Scootaloo will have the full headgearAB will have perfect teethsweetie will need braces
>>12799165Scoots will have perfect teethApplebloom will need standard bracesFull headgear embarrassment for Squeaks.
>>12799169I'm convinced he can't open his stupid packie mouth without committing a fallacy of some kind.
>>12799169Do what I do and not take anything from that site seriously.It will help your blood pressure.
>>12799166>equestrians actually think they have freedom over their bodies
>>12799165Sweetie would have the perfectest teethApplebloom needs bracesScootaloo attracts satellites with her iron jaws
>>12799136>Big Mac will never give you a footjob
>>12799165Sweetie belle needs headgearThe other two don't need anything because they died when scootaloo crashed the wagon. Sweetie was lucky to be wearing her seatbelt.
>>12799142I think "Unlicensed Hug Distribution" might be my new favorite crime.
>>12799204good name for a band.
>>12799212rei this is weird
>>12799142All glory to Arstotzka?
>>12799204Unlicensed hug distribution is the sort of degeneracy that's destroying our families and threatening our children.
>>12799212I wish I had a unicorn to augment me
>>12799165Sweetie Belle gets the big headgear, much to her and her sister's chagrin and dismayApple Bloom gets regular braces and hates them, but can't complain because of Sweetie's positionScoots gets away with nothing
>>12799230>image not in negative, with shadows over the pony hug distributor's eyesdo you even scare tactics
>>12799212For some reason I find this hilarious
>>12799236>>12799197>>12799185>Applebloom needs braces.>Can't eat apples.
>>12799212>AnthroUhhhhhFull human would be much better
>>12799245Why not photoshop her into a jew while you're at it?
>>12799249It's really not very well put together at all.
>>12799212Weird, even her nipples smile...
man i can't believe i finally unlocked endless mode in papers please
>>12799236This. I like this.
>>12799112>"It's not what it looks like, I'm definitely not suckling on your toes like perfect little pieces of candy corn before promptly swallowing you whole. I'm just making sure your feet are warm, and, uh, clipping your toe nails."
>>12799257> happy huger face
>>12799257well, naturally the jews give away hugs to get those unready to have them (that is, ponies not in a committed marital relationship) totally hooked on it, and then charge them per hugthey become destitute, forever lost from the prospect of a healthy life where hugging is done under liscense and with moderation
>>12799290Does this make pinkie jewish?
>>12799283I don't have much meat on the bones.Might I seriously suggest stealing some pigs instead?
>>12799298Do you have some information you'd like to share, citizen?
>>12799286Good morning, my Queen.
>>12799283Haha, that's a great pictureShe can continue if she wants
>>12799310>Scootaloo needs braces.Oh look, the cripple who can't even fly has yet another thing wrong with her. Guess they were right about pegasi parents. They never let them fall far from the tree of failure.
>>12799307Glory to equestria! Equestria is the greatest nation!here is pone. let's keep this between us, okay?
Pony wants to bat you
>>12799335>>12799342>Kirby: CANVAS CURSE
>>12799335>>12799342I couldn't not see that eitherI think it could be a great picture if Twilight was a little lest sitcom entrance, and her tits were bigger
So, my hand's been cramping up from drawing, but not my wrist, my fingers. Is that normal or should I worry about that?
>>12799351I would enjoy being sexually humiliated and degraded by these two fillies.
>>12799355Exterminate heretical mutant
>>12799373Everyone gets that when they do exam writingI wouldn't stress
>>12799355right in the goddamn fetish
>>12799373Your fingers are going to fall off!
>>12799373any sharp pains?
>>12799355I love that tongueI wonder if she wants to try sounding
>>12799354APPROVEDCause no trouble.
>you will never be a poorly drawn manlet with a bad haircut>lyra will never snuggle with you
>>12799380so would I
>>12799212Yeah, looking back at it, this is pretty much trash. I just decided to post it because I was working on it for so long. I never really finish many pictures, I just kinda end up hating it to the point where I don't want to work on it anymore and I rush to get to some kind of completion.
>>12799405CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK!
>>12799405She wouldn't even askYou'd have a prostate orgasm the first time she blows you
>>12799412>poorly drawn manletmy sidesaredestroyed
I want to make this glitchier and spookier
>>12799412>I'm a perfectly rendered manlet with a bad haircut
>>12799417You draw plump things pretty well, you just gotta learn what to do with them
>>12799396Not sharp, but they ache if that makes sense. It makes me want to crack them.
>>12799434go ahead and crack them
>>12799417>this is pretty much trashRei pls, I want to smother myself in your Pinkie.You did well
>>12799434Oh ok. Don't worry about it much. Every hour or so while drawing take a 5 min break and give them some rest.
>>12799430> None animatedthere's your problem
>>12799405>soundingwow that's off my kink meter... ladyboner gone
>>12799443>>12799449Ok, I'm just kind of paranoid of fucking up my hands.
>>12799462Cracking your knuckles doesn't actually hurt them, it's a myth.
archive is dead?
>>12799470Moot banned the archive.If you tried using it to get here your IP was listed.
>>12799417Its really not so bad, you just made a few bad decisions I thinkPinkie looks pretty good, really. the breasts are nice, and her thighs/pelvis is great. I like what you did with her hair, too.Twilight definitely takes away from it a bit. There's something unnatural about her, but I can't really say what.Overall, there aren't any really specific problems that my uneducated eyes can find. Maybe you spent too much time on it? Too many cooks spoil the broth, sort of.
>>12799470Maybe, the people will look into it tomorrow
>>12799484>Maybe you spent too much time on it?Maybe. I spent about an hour and a half on it. Most of that was going over lines I had drawn a billion times.
>>12799483for real, not an abd story?the /mlp/ moderation really is batshit insane
>>12799417I don't think it looks that bad. I'm just not too into the whole inverted nipple thing.
>>12799508>the /mlp/ moderation really is batshit insaneTrue that.They let you come back.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>12799509oh boy here we go again
>>127995204chan doesn't have permaban and even if it did, I would just walk 3 buildings over to the free wifi hotspot.
>>12799524BCS is there a version of that flash but with Trixie as a dickgirl instead of a herm?
>>12799532>not changing your router's MAC addresspleb
>>12799524I'm not sure what you're talking about.
>>12799550He did.Said it was the best way he could find to keep the board in good spirits, after looking at complaints on /q/.To be honest, it's a gorgeous way of killing the snake of sin in this board.
>>12799579Oh don't respond to that person. It's a vapidly unfortunate shitposter.
>>12799380>"Ahahah - wow, all I had to do was touch you, and you spurted like that?">"Maybe we should call him "Quickshot!">"Looking at the size of his load, maybe "Squirt" would be better."
>>12799540There is not but I can make a ZIP of the FLA for you but in return, you have to draw me Sunset Shimmer porn or write a clopfic.
>>12799579Don't respond to her, she's just crazy
>>12799590If the Crock Hunter were alive he would be spouting facts about BCS right about now...
>>12799597A fic about what? Sunset?
>>12799611Nanaki for the fucking love of god
>>12799611Oh great, one shitposter attracts another. How soon till we get the shit trifecta and an 'artist' show up?
i'm in hell
>>12799583Moot's idea of moderation is "I'll do whatever, just stop bothering me" it's why you gotta be retarded to give this site money.
>>12799590>>12799600I don't think she's that bad, mostly because it's easy to ignore stuff that I don't care about and she's never been directly mean to me. But I legitimately have no idea what she's talking about.
>tfw no gg font
>>12799611Don't take on more shit you aren't going to work on until you finish what you've already started
>>12799624You don't understand. She literally posts until she gets banned. She's literally off her medication. You should literally take what we said literally.
>>12799470Foolz archive, or MLPG archive?
>>12799619>you <:o-v>me <|:^)<-^<
>>12799611>>12799583I'm kind of forced to agree.Hell even "the piss" isn't so bad today.Yes Nanaki, Sunset Shimmer, the nacho pony and imp satan.
>>12799637MLPG. It still thinks one of yesterday's threads is active, and hasn't been recording any since.
>>12799626GG is so mean
>>12799619You mean Tiarawhy or Zone?You... you do realize we're all on Skype together right? RIGHT?
>>12799594>"Oh, wow, he's CRYING!"
I'm zipping the old Futatrixie Halloween flash files.
>>12799657>You mean Tiarawhy or Zone?>I was talking about Nanaki.>Surely I must be taking about Tiarawhy or Zone.>People who probably try to avoid BCS like the plague but he found a way to slink into their little group like that smelly kid.
>>12799652but I got here through the beacon just fine
No time to draw anything super-duper awesome tonight. Just so you guys don't think I'm dead, here's a quick portrait of that incredibly cute pegasus, Fleetfoot. I wonder if Big McIntosh will ever catch on to her feelings. Probably not. What a cute ship though.>inb4 who the fuck are you
>>12799652Doubt moot did anything. That's a low priority archive to give a shit about.Archives like rbt must eat up a ton of bandwidth by saving every image on /g/, /cgl/, /mu/ and /w/
There's nothing wrong with Nanaki, MLPG is just full of butthurt today.
>>12799693Who the fuck are you?
>>12799685>MLPG archive>The beaconWhy do people still conflate the two. They're two different systems.
>>12799693Who the fuck are you?No really I have no idea who you are and you drew a cute horse.
>>12799693Wow that's really cute
>>12799702Too slow Anon!Okay goodnight.
>>12799700There's plenty wrong with Nanaki, although compared to you he's almost alright.
Are you guys ready?http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DeaGXXwxguJE&start1=72&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9CzcOcBb_ms&start2=0&authorName=Payday%2C+feels+general
>>12799713>anonymous coward criticizing othersuh huhfuck off ross
>>12799702>>12799708He's the one guy that did those things a while backI don't think he has a name, and he might be the guy who's been fretting over getting a name
>>12799693I like that FleetfootDraw more Fleetfoot, please
>>12799722hurr thanks for reposting your old porn though on that one site recently
>>12799732I will TOMORROW, I'm tired too and I'm on bed already
>>12799722Here we go again!At least you stopped drawing anything worth looking at so I guess I can finally filter you.
>>12799717I'm going to have a hard time shooting good people, guess I'll just pretend they're all crooked.
>>12799660>"Hahahaha - holy crap he IS! That's so pathetic!">"I'm gonna get the camera!"
>>12799751I literally JUST dropped my trip because of all the shitposters here.TIMING!enjoy your nonfilter working I guess
>>12799722>not even BCS likes Ross
What pony should I pretend my pillow is tonight?
>>12799756>crookedwhat you did therei see it C:
>>12799765Name me a list of tripfags that BCS likes.
>>12799775who's your favorite pony anon?
>>12799775>Weaver>Nanaki>Saine>Tiarawhy>Megasweetoff the top of my head
>>12799775BCS likes most tripfags, because most tripfags are afraid of saying anything negative about her with their names on so they don't ruin their e-reputation by having BCS post about them on tumblr.
>>12799778what's your favorite episode?
>>12799792>having to be friends with that kind of crazyThe worst fate.
>>12799792Which pony race is the best?
>>12799804Which princess is your favorite?
>>12799805The Running of the leaves
>>12799804I've fucked that kind of crazy before...You just have to move to an unspecified state and get rid of any social contacts after...No big deal.
>>12799774>"Thweet dreamth, Anonymouthh!"
>>12799829hey anon if you could give any of the main cast super powers what would they be
>>12799774>push two pillows together>smother yourself in Twist's bazooms
>>12799805Unicorns canon best>Rarity effortlessly shoving hundreds of clouds around, able to make checker patterns cover the entire sky in secondsNot even Dash is that fastIf she wasn't so set on making it pretty she could have had perfectly functional weatherAnd she's only a middle-high tier unicorn at best
>>12799845She' practically useless, what a terrible princess
>>12799846I don't understand
Hey MLPG my favorite episode is Keep Calm and Flutter On because I want more canon Discord pornhey at least I am honest right?
>>12799852And yet she was terrible at itBeautiful yet not very pragmatic
>>12799860You will soon enough
>>12799867>canon Discord pornWhat?
>>12799875I don't think that's a pony anon.
>>12799876It's BCS what do you expect?
>>12799853her only true love is science <3 guess who
>>12799883i expect more pornclearly
>>12799882And this is the sole reason I made that Pinkie BE pic anthro.
>>12799882I don't think I care anon
>>12799852Unicorns are able to magic a bunch of different shit at once. eg. twilight picking about 100 apples off the trees at the same time.Must be more of a "think about what you want to happen and magic takes care of the small details" sort of thing
>>12799873yeah, but she could do itIf Twilight read up on the subject she could probably run the weather better than the entire team of pegasi
what if Twilight Sparkle had a dick and wanted you to suck it
>>12799853How is PB practically useless? She beats people up, she's terrifying.
>>12799921Aww, she knew what I asked for for my birthdayWhat a good pony
>>12799921I would probably ask her why she has a penis.
>>12799909That's kind of the folly of pony society in general thoughAt best it could all be run by pegasi. I'm surprised there hasn't been an episode about dispute between races yet. Well aside from Hearth's Warming Eve, but that wasn't very relevant.
>>12799921>sucking anyone's dick but your waifu'sDisgusting
>>12799928I've actually only seen the first season.
>>12799935Poor earth poniesWithout the better races they'd be no better than animals.I hope they are grateful the unicorn and pegasi are willing to uplift them
>>12799947It's a really great series. It only gets better. If you do keep with it watch it in order, it has loose chronology.
>>12799938I see that you are not down with the NTR or threesomes with your waifu and you and another pastel tinyhorse.
>>12799935>run by pegasiunicorns* derp
>>12799956Would you fuck Marceline? be honest
>>12799921Well you cant just go denying the Princesses will.Not in a principality, for certain
>>12799966>I see that you are not down with the NTRYou see correctly!
>>12799980M-maybe...How did you know?
>>12799985I am pleased you think so, oh MIGHTY Roogna
>>12799954All ponies have dextrous hooves.Nobody knows if it's localized magic around their forelegs, elder things living in their feet, or sticky marshmallow, but they work and they can play fucking string instruments with them. They practically have hands.Earth ponies are equal in capability to humans.You're basically calling your own race inferior, because you don't have the convenience of magic. And yet here our race is, harnessing miniature suns for power, talking across continents, and planning to send people rocketing between cities at well beyond the speed of sound.
>>12799996I have my ways
>>12800016It's not because she's a vampire, I just think she's a very cool person.
>>12800007unicorns could do all that faster and better
>>12800007their hooves have magnets in them
>>12799956>it only gets betterWhat a boldfaced lie
>>12800007>You're basically calling your own race inferiorWhat do you expect from these minsanthropes
>>12800029you take that back motherfucker
>>12800007But ponies don't have any of thatAnd its not like there isn't a demand for itThe only long distance instant communication in the entire nation is between the princess and a baby dragon.
>>12800029I started off only being mildly interested. It's really grown on me.
>>12800037i expect more transponyism porn.clearly.
>>12799455>ladyboner goneSo your vagina just dried itself up and corkscrewed away?
>>12800054i still can't get over the fact pendleton ward voices LPS
>>12800050They have a bunch of magical losers willing to do anything for the greater good so they don't need any of thatBut still, take away unicorns and the other ponies could and probably would do some cool shit. They're not as lame as people think.
>>12800059just like a duck penis
>>12800069Scootaloo would never augment herself
>>12800069>hooves aren't augmentedshit/10
>>12800069that's not pornwhere is porn saine
>>12800065Yeah that's really great. My favorite part is all of the subtle world building. Especially when it comes to Ice King episodes.
>>12800067Glory to the people!
>>12800077I'm not good at drawing porn though... I've been practicing.
>>12800078I ship Ice King and Marcy really really really really hard but I feel bad about it too
>>12800077Did someone say porn
>>12800086give me that porn right now you motherfucker
>>12800078>the episode when they went back to Marcy's childhoodOh god them feels
>>12800086That's goodPractice makes perfect
>>12800090I think they did
>>12800086all according to keikaku
>>12800092>>12800097I-It's just a page of dicks...
>>12800112but that is exactly what i was hoping for
>>12800043It's true. They're clearly falling into the Spongebob/Ren & Stimpy trap of resorting to weird/grossout humor because they're out of ideas. The characterization is all over the place and nothing is remotely coherent. It's more like Aqua Teen but with a forced Teen rating
>>12800109I can never decide if I like that picture or not
even if it's just a page of dicks i can imagine it's yours[/spoilers]
>>12800112Draw little ponies climbing all over the dicks then post it
>>12800116he already did on his sekrit porn tumblr.you mean you guys don't know about it?
EQUESTRIA GLORIOUS NATION, YES, I HAVE DIPLOMATIC PERMISSION
we AT general now?ok
>>12800126before fap i think its goodafter fap i think its shitthis is how 90% of mlp porn art is for me
Rainbow Dash just wrote a screenplay.It's about 2 ponies who travel back in time and have to mentor young Celestia and Luna before they are realized as allicorns. She wants your opinion on it.
>>12800131not a bitplease share the wealth
>>12800126Octavia is a cute ponyThe rockin' hips and massive dick just make her better~
>>12800131You mean the one that is linked too on his main tumblr?
>>12800147Guess what Roogna
>>12800116>>12800123>>12800127http://i.imgur.com/vbNn9ME.pngThey're really bad though.
>>12800132GREATER THAN IMPLYING THAT EQUESTRIA IS SHIT LIKE SHITTY ARSTOTZKA
>>12800141I would have to actually read it in order to give an opinion.
>>12800141It needs a bit of clean-up but it could make a great cold open for a Season 4 episode.
>>12800159Time for you to draw again
>>12800154and the celestiafags will eat that up
>>12800138This is my favorite AT ship
>>12800153that's... kind of cute
>>12800138i think i like gravity fall's twist more.mainly cause stan is a great character
>>12800141IF I HAD A RESTAURANT THAT SERVED ONLY SHIT, I WOULD HAVE CLOSED IT DOWN KNOWING THAT SHIT LIKE THIS EVEN EXISTED TO SAVE MYSELF THE HUMILIATION OF KNOWING THAT MY SHIT WOULD EVEN BE HINTED TO BEING RELATED TO THE SHIT YOU WROTE!
>>12800153A couple of those aren't so badYou need to work on your dick perspective though
>>12800145she's crying because she's ashamedshe's smiling to make you happy
>>12800164N-noI really cant this timeI'm on my laptop and not at home.Remind me in 4 days and I'll draw a lot I promise
>>12800145Sheeit nigga she's hot as fuckThough the dick isn't what I like
>>12800166I'll pretend like I don't know if you ever go to a convention and meet me then.
>>12800154BUT ARSTOTZKA IS VERY NICE PLACEARSTOTZKA REPRESENTATIVE ONLY DOING JOB!MAY I IMMIGRATE INTO GLORIOUS EQUESTRIA NOW
>>12800172>page full of dicks>cuteMLPG sometimes I wonder about you
>>12800181If disappointment married regret you would be the child
>>12800153The one on the far right is a decent horse dick, but the balls are pretty bad. Work on your horse nuts.
>>12800188That isn't MLPG, Anon, that's just a shitty tripfag.
>>12800153that is better than i expected. now just add one on rarity and we are set.
>>12800209that's not applebloom
>>12800200Stop being an attack dog
>>12800193Someone should ship sweetie and rumble
>>12800176>>12800195>>12800204Most of them are redrawn from random people's art. Not traces but redrawn. They were just for practice though, I didn't expect to post them anywhere. And yeah I'm working on my perspective and horse nuts..
>>12800200Who are you calling shitty!?https://twitter.com/katiecandraw/
>>12800215But anon, I'm not a dog, I'm an attack pony!
>>12800200If it was MLPG the image would have had something retarded like googly eyes on it. Gotta love that /b/ humor!
>>12800182and that's fine, there's a dickless version too
>>12800216no someone should ship sweetie with button's mom and button should be shipped with rumble
>>12800216I like Sweetie x Femanon.
>phew>I didn't think you could run for that long anon
>>12800220>oh look I have twitter followersNo one really cares unless you contribute
>>12800220>https://twitter.com/katiecandraw/I am calling that shitty.
>>12800226Not Ben Stiller... please.
>>12800224>attack ponyI may just to draw this
>>12800228I know, I think I saved itPony got me into some weird stuff
>>12800220>>12800239This is BCS
>>12800229Rumble should be shipped with both
>>12800220BCS, I know being you must be the shittiest thing in existance, but pretending to be people leagues better than you is not gonna help
>>12800236Wow you guys are jerks. What are you fishing for, a story on pastebin?My hand is kind of crampy tonight so I'm not really in the mood to draw...
>>12800232oh fuck what is wrong with her face
>>12800216>tfw only one sweetie rumble shipping picturehttps://derpiboo.ru/244135>tfw only one sweetie rumble porn picturehttps://derpiboo.ru/108807
>>12800220Here's a surpriseSome people don't follow anyone that can doodle a shit or twoMost of us are those people, and we d->>12800250Yeah, it's BCSFilter and report all shitposting.
>>12800250No, just fuck off if you don't actually do anything other than shitpost
>>12800192I'm sorry anonHeres a Derpy that looks like a little dutch boy made with my touch pad on a water bed
>>12800216Someone should ship them to Abu Dhabi
>every anon with a trip is BCSone day you're gonna scare off an actual artist
HEY KIDARE YOU WANTING PASTRY YES
Let's be honestIf Pinkie were actually throwing you a party she would be annoying as all hell
>>12800266I'm going to reply to this and there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop me from hitting "Submit."
>>12800263There's also one where he's fucking a sweetie dollbut that one's shit
>>12800273>anon>with a trip>implying we would give a shit about an artist that only wants to gather attention
>>12800271Okay I won't kill you yet
>>12800239I actually feel bad for RCH that you whiteknight him. And I want him gone almost as bad as I want you gone. That says a lot.He literally does less then you.
>>12800277This fundamental difference in attitude is why you would not be making many friend in equestria
>>12800273>an actual artistNot on my mlpg dammit
>>12800272Someone should ship them to my place.
>>12800287PhewEven though I forgot the ears, which are the best part of a pony?
>>12800277I'd more likely be embarassed. I'd like it.
>>12800291I would make plenty of friends with the angry ponies
>>12800289Thanks for proving my suspicions right!I'm going to continue to laugh and eat potato chips and drink my water. So what's YOUR favorite pony?
>>12800302No the best part is the butfollowed by the bellyand then the dockand then yeah, the ears
>>12800289Why does everyone hate Rch lately? What'd he do?
>>12800304>anon bonding with Bonbon over their mutual hate of everything
>>12800141I feel like Dash's writing would suck, but she'd be so earnest about it that I'd have to word my criticism carefully.Pull your punches, and she won't improve. Tear it to shreds, and she'll give up. It's a fine line.
>>12800311This is false, the ears are the best part of anything except for griffons because they dont have ears and thats okay
>>12800310>I'm going to continue to laugh and eat potato chips and drink my water. so tryhardgo ahead and try to convince us your'e happy and not crying onto e keyboard rightnow
>>12800317 ur mom
>>12800291who are you saying would not be making the friend in glorious horse nationhere i have passport and horse friendplease let me immigrate into equestria
>>12800321But Griffons are terrible creatures
>>12800302The butt is the best part.
>>12800306Why are they so perfect?
Okay so here's the hook. You're a femanon/slutty mare whatever your memes are. And I'm shipping you with Sweetie. She's your "waifu"Okay and Rarity is going to be escorting you to a movie theater. What movie do you go to see?
>>12800326This horse is expired
>>12800281There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop us from filtering youSure, you could go anonBut that would mean just blending in with the masses, and missing on that attention you crave
>>12800320I agree that's how she'd react and the worst part is that her writing fanfictions is canon too.
>>12800336Because twins?Shit nigga I just like the way they look
>>12800337>Okay so here's the hookpls pudge no
>>12800340pls stop responding anonyou're feeding the faggot
how do i keep gross deers out of my pool?
>>12800334The butt is a good part but I would rather play with the ears>>12800330We'll fight.I swear we will
>>12800339fine theni come back later with new horse friend
>>12800317>everyoneIt's just the one dude with a stick up his ass that shows up at this time every night.>what'd he doNothing.
>>12800337What movies are out?
>>12800340well then filter her and stop responding you idiot
>>12800317It's literally a shitposter thinking he is dragging down another artist.Or something, I dunno, needless to say, it has been the most fail filled attempt I have seen to date.
>>12800347You have to inseminate the pool with pears.
>>12800357we thought he failed with Tex too
>>12800352>what'd he doSome people don't consider what you do "art" if it isnt drawing a pony for them.
>>12800357>>12800352>boop>>12800317Man where did these people even come from
>>12800352>>12800357Good to hear, I like RCH.
>>12800343Okay so... the scoop? The dilly-o?I'm not sure what you guys want. 4chan is legitimately confusing....
>>12800342They're just so pretty, I want both of them
>>12800368Who are you? What is going on? Where am I? When is the next episode?
>>12800359Doesn't Doctor Hooves HATE pears?
>>12800374Too bad, this one's mineOnly one pone to one anon
>>12800374Limit of one pony per customer
>>12800371fuck off nanaki, that is your solution to everything
>>12800362Fear the day RCH draws.
>>12800339it is me again with current horseglory to equestria please let me in
>>12800381>>12800388Then i want Flitter
>>12800376>next episode is 102 days awayJesus christ
>>12800376Let me think for a minute... just so you know, this is entirely a fictional thought experiment, it'll never actually happen. Just so we're clear on that.Who are you?I draw ponies and I write comic stories sometimes. I run my own webcomic here: http://www.gronkcomic.com/What is going on? You're on a date with Sweetie, she's right on the cusp of becoming an adult and you're a young awkward filly yourself with a huge crush on your marefriend.Where am I?You're in the Ponyville Theatre MST3000When is the next episode?November 23rd.Did I pass?
>>12800367What has he done. No seriously, what has he done to earn so much reverence from the MLPG.
>>12800401QUICK MLPGPOST THE PONE THAT YOU WANTFIRST COME FIRST SERVE
I'm bored, lets talk about Chrysalis.She looks like she has a pretty easy job. Spends most of her time lounging around in swank ruins watching shit on her magic orb, has the unquestioned obedience of an army of shapeshifters, and apparently the landscape is scattered with overly cute cat things that are just bursting with love. She could have a pretty good life if she just relaxed and bygones be bygones
>>12800421>>12800424You two fucked up and didn't get a poneNow go home losers
>>12800417It's the hair...
>>12800411>What was that noise?
>>12800411>you will never have daughters >you will never be their hero
>>12800430she spends all day breeding suitors for herself while all the drone females do all the work.
>>12800430Yeah, she's got a huge hateboner for Celestia and Twilight and Shining Armor and she should just chill with those cute Changeling guardfriends of hers.
>>12800437>>12800441Ew, those aren't ponesThey weren't supposed to be in my pone store
>>12800414>so much reverenceSimply not shitting on someone constantly isn't "reverence". People like him because he doesn't tend to behave like an idiot, that is enough to achieve that. If you think that he does behave like an idiot a lot, then there's something wrong with your perception of his actions, not him.
>>12800430I like bugpone
>>12800441cause it certainly isn't the face.jesus christ how horrifying
>>12800341She has potential, to be sure. Again, an earnest love for what she does. She strikes me as a simple-minded writer, which is difficult to work with, but not as difficult as a pretentious one. From what we've seen, she's the self-insert fanfic type, which is problematic, but maybe she could get shaken out of that habit.You'd probably have to work with her one-on-one at first; with her stage fright, a workshop is probably too much when she's just starting out.
>>12800435lolnoI have everypone nowAnd you have NOTHING
>>12800460Are you that guy who waifu's obscure background ponies?
>>12800455So then she's free?
>>12800472Limit of one pone per person idiot, were you even paying attention?
>>12800468>all those problemsI never want to work with Dash professionallyShe makes a better housewife
>>12800465Also agreed on that, the EQG faces are too round. I just like it because it sort of reminds me of Sailor Moon and that was my FAVORITE show growing up.
>Everyone is sucking RCH's cock.Guess /mlp/ is right about mlpg being a giant cocksucking circlejerk..
>>12800472Nigga I got this pone already2slow
>>12800478How can waifu be pluralRemove yourself from the premises
>>12800478Flying Saucer waifus Rose
>>12800480Nobody said that, 'person idiot'. I picked all the pones, so I own them all, just according to the rules
>>12800483RCH ISNT EVEN FUCKING HERE
>>12800489There is no plural in Japanese
>>12800417The one on the __right___
>>12800487Haha oh wow.
So anyone knows when the next comic or micro comes out?
>>12800464what if chrysalis was robot skeleton?
>>12800495Exactly. There is no waifuing background ponies. Only background pony.
>>12800491There was a guy at Bronycon who came to our table with a Rose plush. He pet it longingly and lamented about how no-one at the con was selling prints of Rose.
>>12800505>tfw no macro pony
>>12800462He isn't an artist, yet he posts here with no trip, does not contributing anything and he gets no shit for it. And before you tell me his 'pictures' are contribution they are just a camwhore with toys.
>>12800451Living the dream>>12800464She's greatGreat voice, great design. Really terrible, awful plans though.She needs an adviser, or a general. Someone other than her obedient drones hanging around doing whatever she says
>>12800504That isn't the official word, smartassGive me a copy of the rule stamped by Celestia, in triplicate.THEN we'll talk.
>>12800507Robots can still be cute.
Someone taped these on every light pole in my friend's neighborhood.I'm no fucking detective, but this seems shady, very shady.1. no parent would allow their child to invite/give phone number via every fucking light pole in the neighborhood.2. the misspellings seem deliberate, as too try and seem innocent3. the phone number is a vegas number, but this was found in phoenix.discuss....
PONE STORE IS CLOSEDCOME BACK NEVER
>>12800510at least he got a plushie, they don't make plushies of my waifu
>>12800496It's okay to like this stuff, right? Sometimes I feel conflicted about... you know... liking it THAT way.Darn those sexy tinyhorses.
>>12800523i'd call the cops.
>>12800504This document is a blatant fake.
>>12800523Report to authorities and tear 'em down.
>>12800510That's actually pretty creepy
>>12800523yep.pedophile ring.and/or brony deathtrap.Either way, I approve.
>>12800523They saw you snap that image.THEY ARE ONTO YOU!THE TRAP HAS BEEN SPRUNG!
>>12800481No, are you kidding? It's even harder to review material from someone who's that close to you. Your job as her editor is much easier if it remains a professional relationship.
>>12800541It was insanely creepy. He must have been like 40.
>>12800503i didnt get that shitty folder that takes up 10% of my disk space for nothing
>>12800517I think King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis should hook up or TwilightXChrysalis. What do you think /co/?
i dare anyone to find a better human scootaloo than thishttp://imgur.com/a/vIxOu
>>12800523You live in the same state as me. It wasn't me Rainbow Dash is cool and all but I wouldn't post signs everywhere.
>>12800552Stop responding to the faggot. The faggot will leave if you stop responding.
>>12800544THE SECRET IS OUT
>>12800496>posting THAT grown up DT>not this onenigga is you srs
>>12800559Or did you?
>>12800517>there will never be a legion of doom-esque team up with all the villiansShit after KCAFO the only one's left are her and King Somebody
>>12800493Let's hope it stays that way.
>>12800531dont worry you got raped so its fair and youre justified of being a horse pedo
>>12800558That isn't a cripple.
>>12800523Call the number.
>>12800562That has never happened in the history of mankind
>>12800551Sweet christI feel bad that you had to witness thatDid he ask you anything Rose related?
>>12800576Stop responding.>>12800579Yes it did.
>>12800558>no penisWhat's even the point?
>>12800510Rose has a way of causing mental illness. I knew a guy in real life who liked her for a bit. He never said anything, but she was always on his wallpaper or something. For as long as he even gave a shit about that pone, he was kind of off.Spaced out, jumpy, blunt affect, thousand yard stare. Then when rose vanished from his homescreens and walls he went back to normal.Two weeks later he had a nervous breakdown and stopped being able to remember that I was his friend but yeah
>>12800573Heheh Lord Donut Steal.
>>12800577Can she fly?>Atheists: 1 >You: 0
>>12800523HTC Glaciernice camera
>>12800588OR DID YOU
>>12800523>Not showing up to the kids pool partyDon't be a pussy this guy seems legit.
>>12800588Saine is a qt 3.14.
>>12800573That would be really coolThey'll probably add another one in season 4. That sedusa pony looks interesting, though she's probably in a dream or something.
>>12800598>>12800523Uuuuuuncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basemeeeeeeent!You won't wear a shirt and you'll cryyyyyyy a lot
>>12800513Tripfagging or namefagging in itself is not a crime against humanity. It's very strongly discouraged for a simple reason, most people handle them badly and make the threads worse as a result. RCH can behave himself when he has a name on so it doesn't really matter. Even then, if you dislike him and dislike discussion connected to him, you can always filter him. Seeing that you're the only person in this thread of about 10-25 people complaining about him I don't think that he's the worst thing to ever brace MLPG and you filtering him would solve all current problems.
>>12800580No, he just kinda said how his favorite pony gets no love as he pet the plush and then walked away.
>>12800589girls dont have penises anon
>>12800606I shouldn't laugh at that but I did.
>>12800594hmanon should have taken that picture with a timestamp.
>>12800619you're doing it wrong
>>12800601Are you looking to fight?I challenge you to an honorable duel for the lady's hand!
>>12800597It wasn't me I swear!
>>12800606Patton Oswalt pls, stay
>>12800606>ANON LEGION'S BRONY SLAUGHTERHOUSE>EAT SHIT DEGENERATES>some fat guy in a fawkes mask starts dual wielding replica katanas and charges the crowd of fedora'd neckbeards
>>12800610I can't say I saw this guy, I wish I didI think the worst I saw was a fat kid who obviously never took off his clothing with his stressed out mom
>>12800638Oh my god you guys really are the best thread, I'm pissing myself laughing.Your reputation was NOT exaggerated.
>>12800591rose attracts crazy peoplecase in point: lily and daisy
>>12800609>Hur it's okay he can behave himself.>It's okay for tripfags to post that don't contribute shit as long as they behave themselves!>>12800619Don't allow pollution trips from the piss to infect MLPG.
>>12800642Wasn't Fluffy being accompanied by his mom at his table?
>>12800661Mike has always been autistic though. Who cares.
>>12800642>fat kid who obviously never took off his clothing...What?
>>12800661Yeah, we actually talked about him for a minute or two while he was signing autographs about how he needed a job and that she's glad that he's got this [shitty] fanbase
>>12800620says 6 hours ago.
Is there a chrysalis or background pony fan that isn't an autist?
>>12800672Sweat at his pits and that kind of funk that fries your nostril hair
>>12800674Was she nice about it? Or had that hidden sense of disgust about it?
Is there a twilight fan that isn't an autist?
>>12800673ugh, whats this guys tumblr. the art is below the line for decent to me but it is my fetish so i much follow.
knock knockRarity's new outfit for S4 is coming sometime today. I already have an idea of what I want it to be
>guy takes pictures of pony toys with googly eyes on them, good for a quick laugh>isn't a giant shitstain, doesnt talk shit, doesnt spam>FUCK HIM HE'S WORST THAN BCS AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH>why?>REASONS
Dear God has anyone else tried Gordon Ramsay's scrambled eggs?
why would anyone go to bronycon with their mom?
I carry a picture of rch to always fill me with vengeance.
>>12800673>Cheerilee will never peg youWhy do I go on
>>12800703oh, he's backTime to set myself on fire in protest.
>>12800684I like Chrysalis. I don't think I'm autistic
>>12800703I've missed your latest stuffIs there any place where I can see it?
>>12800688She's like one of those nice old ladies without the old part, don't get me wrong
>>12800724You should be asleep
>>12800708i tried twice but it came out awful, but that is my own fault.
>>12800704You know you're doing SOMETHING right when you've got someone that passionately hates you for absolutely no reason.
>>12800685Christ, that's horrifying.>tfw a buddy told you a story about working as a summer camp counselor>tfw his lodge had that one kid who refused to bathe or change his clothes>tfw they eventually literally dragged him to the lake and scrubbed him clean by force with a rough sponge/brush.Never be afraid to take drastic measures. Should have done his mom a favor and hosed the filthy little fucker off.
You need to find a place and Chrysalis is the only one accepting roommatesWhat do?
>>12800736Honestly, how?It's just scrambled eggs but you whisk them constantly and add butter and chives
>>12800708Have you tried screaming at them?How European are you, this may be important.
>>12800638>meanwhile, in a meetthepyro-esque vision, dow2 intro plays out
>>12800708Yes. They're quite good.Although I use Laughing Cow cheese because I don't have any creme fraiche.
>>12800731Jay is the kind of person that I'd like to see not exist anymore
>>12800745Room with her and let her force her goo down my throat
>>12800703>RarityYou keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means. You're a parasite. You can't make it on your own, so you name your creations after MLP characters, and then keep bugging us. You latch onto fandoms. You know in your heart this. Your "Ask" tumblr went nowhere, with only a few pity views. Hell half the questions were by me until I forgot about it.
>>12800751noo>>12800756the creme is unnecessary really
>>12800745what does her candy taste like?
>>12800731Did he get... fatter?
>>12800703You could have put a bit more effort into making him stand out
>>12800746i dont fukken know. my guess is i cooked too fast or was stirring too fast. also i hear not letting the pan heat up first fucks it up.
>>12800745is she into super hyper space wars
>>12800745>terms and conditions of residence:>must be okay with slime>good hygiene>not fat>loving and compassionate>likes cats>not afraid of bugsWell, a score of one out of six isn't too bad right guys
>>12800764Calm the fuck down, pony is not that fucking serious
>>12800770The camera adds 10 poundsAnd a unicorn horn
>>12800731I just noticedJay looks like a ginger Silent Boby'know, only fatter and uglier and uglier and fatter.
>>12800776just remember that with eggs you can't cook too slowlow-med heat is fine, too high and everything burns
Would you bury your head between twilight's thighs knowing full well that there were two razor sharp blades next to your head ready to strike if you displease her?
>>128007816/6, when can I move in?
>>12800790That guy behind him is pretty 8/10 though
>>12800789>The camera adds 10 poundsHow many did they have pointed at him???
>>12800738What's sad is he has done actual work and all people see him for is googly eyes. Yet he gives not a single fuck. "Hey, I made a dress for this pony, googly eyes."
>>12800776They key thing is using a fairly low/medium low heat AND KEEPING IN MIND THE EGGS ARE STILL COOKING AFTER YOU TAKE THE HEAT OFF
>>12800800no, because twilight is a shitty pone
>>12800778>>12800762>playing Hyperspace Hyperwars with Chrysalis while laying half submerged in her living room>She taught you some twisted version of a drinking game, where every time you lose a unit she gives you a drink
>>12800802He is, isn't he?He's albino, but he wears it well.
>>12800781>must be okay with slimeIn what way?Like, it's everywhere and it's got a weird smell?
>>12800789there must have been a lot of cameras at bronycon then
>>12800807>What's sadHe's having fun with it, and that's the most important thing.
>>12800802If you say so
>>12800770He became one with his 10 lb backpack.
>>12800781>5/6Fuck bugsLiterally this time
>>12800823who's the manlett?
>>12800823I'm gonna assume that absolutely no good advice came out of that panel.
>>12800820>He is the specialist little special artist we have!I hope you have stickers for his helmet when he comes on.
>>12800815It's probably of relation, like how girls are friends with fat chicks to make themselves look better>>12800823He can at least pass the "I'm not a fucking loser" test on looks
>>12800814>expecting all sorts of things from transformation into a broodmare to aphrodisiac effects, even both>does absolutely nothing>it's just changeling spit mixed with flower pollen, fermented over a cold season or two
>>12800842No fluttersI love you
>>12800833>Jitterbug Jive/ Bald Dumbo RatI think he's ftm
>>12800842I could never hate you Fluttershy, even tough you're my least favorite.Now who the fuck beat you up?
>>12800781I pass on all accounts. Would it be a platonic relationship or would there be a chance of something more?
>>12800842THE NECKS THE NECKS THE NECKS THE NECKS
>>12800745Sounds good to me.>Low rent (she lives in a ruined castle, after all)>Spacious living areas>Out of town a lot, giving you the place to yourself.>Good sense of humor.>Willing to share some of her booze.>Likes to play Hyperspace Hyperwars.>Slowly brainwashes you into being her subservient loveslave.Well, sign me up.
>>12800836Jay went on and on about how furniture scared him out his house and about how he believes all that is wrong with the world is now ghosts (the ghosts being hawaiian punch, of course)
>>12800836I don't think anything even happened other than circle jerkingI didn't want to go as bad as I wanted to make ass of myself with hawaiian punch
>>12800836of course not.it's probably about how to be so self absorbed and take any positive comments to stay the course.
>>12800774He's a bland as fuck background character, I don't know, man.>>12800764But a parasite has to benefit from the organism it's moochin off of, you applehead
>>12800842Noone's saying they hate you fluttershy, but we're certainly thinking it very loudly. Oh my yes.
>>12800846>changeling spit mixed with flower pollenIs changeling spit gummy candy?
>>12800865You're grasping at straws. You are benefiting from it in a way. All publicity is good publicity, after all.
uh oh, anon posted the image of that pedophile poster on /b/they're tracking him down.I hope it wasn't AB who put it up.
>>12800846That sounds more appetizing than it should.
>>12800842How could I hate someone as nice as you?Let's get you home.
>>12800836it was shit but jay gets free table/hotel room for doing it.
>>12800878Why would you hope it wasn't AB?
>>12800865You benefit from the attention. Without latching onto the MLP and other fandoms you would be toiling away in EVEN MORE obscurity.
>>12800842Even though youre my least favorite, I dont hate you. I love all my little ponies.
>>12800873>changelings turn love into honey>queen chrysalis' vag tastes like honey
>>12800807>Shit at everything?>Googly eyes.>95 notes.If I had known being this /b/ was so popular here I would have done it sooner.
>>12800823>>12800836and to think we could have seen LK wedged in between that hunk of manmeat and the midgetI'm glad he didn't get on the panel
>>12800865I understand but I just think that it would serve some justice since you obviously put way more effort into herIt stands out a lot
>>12800895I said before: it would have been like having Stephen King on a panel about Jason in Space or Leprechaun.
>>12800878As much as I hate /b/, I'm somewhat interestedCan you link
>>12800878>>12800888>/b/>ever getting shit doneIt's full of script kiddies and sheep
>>12800893Oh god, we're getting into beegirl territory.
How would you satisfy pony