What would pony do if they caught you going fast?old horse: >>12778565
How would the mane 6 each react to being broken up wiht?
>>12783777>tfw sad AJ
Oh my god they really are advertising here
Rarity /ss/ or Rarity in a SS uniform?
>>12783825>tfw I know that feel
Well, they better know how to get the flag back.
>>12783813Why does Twilight have that man's fingers in her mouth?
>>12783855Human fingers are long and slender, like cocks.
>tfw masturbating while listening to mlp songs
>>12783837How about Rarity /ss/ in a SS uniform?
>>12783836>where it all startedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno
>>12783879But which colt would she be dominating?
>not staying with the old horse until the endfuck you all. when did mlpg get filled so much with faggots.
>>12783839I feel like I've seen that translated beforeI'm probably thinking of some other RRL thing though
>>12783811Summer cup soon...
>>12783892One that's strong willed?
>>12783836Don't they stilll ban new IPs to prevent shitposting?What is the point of advertising then?
>>12783883 SLOWPOKE DIGIVOLVE TOOO MEGA SLOWPOKE
>>12783855Anon asked Twilight if it was true that ponies don't have a gag reflex, which she was more than happy to personally show him.
>>12783900>when did mlpg get filled so much with faggots.
>>12783891But pony can't swim.
>>12783908You're thinking of the Wolf one, yeah
>>12783892an awkward gangly colt like featherweight
>>12783879>ss uniformsure 14yo is here
>>12783813>TwilightShe's an obsessive pone. Lots of grief and desperation. That or she'd just turn full yandere>ApplejackNot going to happen. Won't let you.>Ponka pank"Oh, that's okay!">Bluefast"Whatever, jerk">RararaAnger or some shit. Simillar to Twily>FluttsI don't see her getting in a relationship in the first place
My local Walmart got a box of blind bags in, decided to grab a few.
>>12783957Funnily enough, I associate ss uniforms more with furries than 'anarchist' teenagers who think the nazis were cool
>>12783976Holy shit Barber Groomsby looks retarded.
>>12783976ARE THOSE THE WONDERBOLTS?
>>12783924How is that slowpoke
>>12783836So, can we sue for false advertising?
>>12783976>Soarin and Spitfire are mixed uppfffffffffffffffft
>>12783976goddammit Hasbroget your shit together already
>>12783987I don't think you know what anarchist meansOr fascist, for that matter
>>12783976My god, WHAT DID THEY DO TO THOSE PONIES!?!
>>12783976Someome actually designed those cards, looked at the ponies and thought "yeah, the blue one sure is Spitfire and not the fiery one".
>>12783974Rainbow Dash would probably be like "Fine! Whatever, jerk..." and be passive-aggressive for a couple of weeks.
>>12783836>>12783885>>12783922>>12784015>MLPG in charge of being smarter than the rest of /mlp/ which it despises so much>>12783639
>>12783974Nah>TwilightMind rapes you with want it need it.>ApplejackUses her town and family connections to make your life miserable while helping you herself, trying to make you dependent on her.>PieceapieWhen the pink one hates you, the whole town follows.>Rainbow DashYou saw what she did to a couple fillies that implied she got a manicure, she'd probably snow you in for months.>RarityWould threaten suicide if you left her, then leave you herself a week later.>FluttershyWould have discord mind rape you.
>>12784133Literally nothing indicates that it's a joke and they have other banners hereAlso, who would actually pay money for such a fucking shit jokeAlso they kind of need the hits, they are dyingYou're just a shithead
>>12784157>Also, who would actually pay money for such a fucking shit jokeNeed I remind you of the ad for the sub?
>>12784094I know that one on the left is fucked up, but does that green applejack look tasty to anyone else? It looks chewy.
>>12784157>who would actually pay money for such a fucking shit jokeliterally every other banner in rotation says at least some peopleOne of them linked to the sub.There's no way it was ponychan actually trying to advertise.
>>12784094Look how green that pony isShe looks like lime jellothe best kindWould do various unspeakable things with and amaze the other flavors of jello pony
>>12784207I wouldn't put it past them to suck dicks for pageviews, much less advertise on 4chan
>>12784189ACCURATE FRUIT CHEW PONIES WHEN?
>Applebloom might get involved with teen pregnancyApplejack: No. We must end this trivial cycle.
>>12784227I don't want to eat pony.
>>12783836>paying attention to paid troll bannersKeep feeding them.
>>12784236Why not ? It must be juicy.
>>12784236But according to an anon from yesterday ponies are full of delicious nutrients.
>>12784227Those look like Gen3 ponies.
>>12784244Pony is not for eating.Ponies are for loving and hugging and occasionally licking. But not for eating.
>>12784221Their entire moderation strategy up to this point has been "ban everything relating to 4chan"Something tells me they aren't going to be suddenly trying to do the oppositeIt looks like they didn't even get the color on the banner right
>>12784236>>12784260You require pony 5 times a day.Get to it.
>>12784260But eating is a healthy part of a relationship. Are you a selfish lover anon?
>>12784253They are.>>12784260but pony is a good source of vitamins
Someone in the old thread wanted to talk about Twilight Sparkle
>>12784267>Their entire moderation strategy up to this point has been "ban everything relating to 4chan"It's actually "ban everything" period
>>12784260what if there was a spell to restore pony after eating?that way you can enjoy delicous pone meat without missing out all other advantages a waifu has.
>>12784268You know there's at least one guy out there that dresses in pony clothes, eats nothing but pony branded food, and spends all day grooming his horse.
>tfw a pony will never suck you off until you cum in her mouth
>>12784288What if pony wanted to eat you?
>>12784293And by groom you mean strokeAnd by horse you mean penis.
>>12784310Nathan not everything is about how you fuck children
>>12784302quid pro quo
>>12783813Twilight: asks what she did wrong with tears in her eyesApplejack: says she understands and soldiers through it...then cries herself to sleep that nightPinkie Pie: asks if you can still be friendsRarity: runs off sobbingRainbow Dash: gets angry and pretends not to be bothered by it, then flies off to go cry somewhere where no-one will see/hearFluttershy: breaks down on the spot
>>12784320Hey, you're the one that keeps bringing child fucking up anon.Do you have a fixation?
>>12784260And are they for extreme cuddling ?
>>12784236What if pony wanted to eat you?
>>12784347Only occasionally. Too much extreme cuddling is bad for pone.
>>12784366That would kill me anon.I would be ded.
are there more like this>>12784122pls respond
>>12784244>you will never slaughter your waifu and process her meat>tfw no juicy waifu steaks>you will never restore her magically and then let her slaughter and cook you
>>12784366Then nothing will stop her.
>>12783813Twlight>>"Mhm.. mhm..>>"Wait, what?!">>"You're breaking up with me? Ohh, you're breaking up with me!">>"Wait! No! We can still fix things! Ponies do it all the time! There's books, books all about this subject, let me look, I know I got a few just for this contingency!">>"A-ha! Here it is! A Mare's Guide to a Healthy Relationship. It's the female perspective, of course, but I'm sure you can benefit from it, too...">>"Now, let's see here...">>"Mhm...">>"...Oh, interesting!">>"...">>hours later and she still hasn't realized that you walked out
>>12784387What would each pony steak taste like?
>>12784425>Oh, hmm. OK. Anon, I think we can make this work. I don't want to lose y->She puts her head in her hooves and cries
"Oh gee I don't know Anon..."
>>12784443I'm going to lick ponies butt.
>>12784179>>12784207>ad for the subwait, what?
>>12784443has a great taste of it's own and doesn't require much seasoning
>>12784425>>12784464Later her friends find her curled up surrounded by "coping with depression" volumes 6-35.
>>12784476Some guy who claims to have millions of dollars has some weird vendetta against us.
>>12784476http://mlpg.co/co/res/6291.htmlLinks right to it's /co/ board.
Do you really think Twilight Sparkle would even date you
>>12784464>Anon comes back>Twilight looks up and instantly cheers, almost screaming out "WAIT, I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS!">Anon stands there silently for a minute as Twilight mumbles on and on about methods of curing a relationship>Anon suddenly smiles>and points at Twilight>and laughs>he then returns his borrowed "how to manipulate a mare into a relationship" book and walks back out, still laughing
>>12784484I've made myself legitimately sad.I'm going to go watch a cartoon or something
>>12784476The situation's summarized on the stickied thread at the top of /co/ on the Sub.
>>12784443one of the most beautiful phrases of the english language
>>12784503>>12784499i see, well now i know
>>12784454rainbow dash and applejack and maybe pinkie pie would probably have a strong consistency and are a bit chewier, while fluttershy, twilight and rarity would be more juicy and tender
>>12784484When did she read the first 5 volumes?
>>12784505Sure.She likes books, I like books. She's socially awkward, I can be socially awkward.
>>12784505ya, im pretty cool
>>12784505If you asked her out.
>>12784505Who thought these designs were a good idea?
>>12784563They look like shit in still shots but they improve a lot in motion.
>>12784499>some weird vendetta against us.Honestly this is a shitty general, I can see why he'd do that.
>Implying I am ever not fast
>>12784573No they don't
cute boys in panties
>>12784573They look pretty shitty in motion too.Pretty much everything about the movie was awful.
>>12784541She's not socially awkward she's prom queen, dated the coolest guy in school, is friends with the captain of every sports team, is invited to every party, and has dresses custom made for her.I think Fluttershy's more your speed.
>>12784425What if Twilight's an alicorn princess when you break up with her? Royalty don't exactly handle breakups easily, especially if Twilight is under the impression that you're her prince-to-be that she will marry and live happily ever after with. I can imagine that Celestia and the others would be pissed, too, if you were to break Twi's heart.
>>12784585>>12784587Eh, opinions. The movie was nowhere near as bad as it was hyped up to be and all in all it was slightly above average. There have been episodes of the show worse than EqG
Season 4 gives us Fluttershy's twin sister, Dragonheart.
>>12784610>Nathan once again proves that his opinions are utter shit
>>12784609>Twily>not objectively the best ponyWAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>12784155Jeez, those are all horriblefuck that, i'd just stay single
>>12784610I can't think of a single episodes that was worse than the movie.Even the wedding episodes were better.
>>12784505Sure, I'm about flash dickem's speed.
>>12784621Well maybe if you could provide some actual canon evidence to back this up.
>>12784580But spending $500 to try and "get back" at a single thread, on the MLP board of 4chan. Little odd.
>>12784155>ApplejackUses her town and family connections to make your life miserable while helping you herself, trying to make you dependent on her.>PieceapieWhen the pink one hates you, the whole town follows.>Rainbow DashYou saw what she did to a couple fillies that implied she got a manicure, she'd probably snow you in for months.These are all the bestEspecially the Rainbow Dash one>Break up with Dash just so she makes it snow in the summer so you can go sledding
>>12784616I would put it past them to do yet another "Fluttershy gets encouragement to be alpha and takes it too far" ep.
>>12784610Gotta disagree, man.I think the one thing that kept me from still being horrified by the EqG designs is that I had been seeing them for long before I saw the movie.>>12784642reportedly, he did it because it amused him more than he did to make a point or get back at anybody."for the lulz", one could say, maybe
>>12784618Are you honestly surprised? The only part of the movie I found genuinely shitty was the rushed, deus ex machina ending but then that's pretty much how all the villains in MLP are defeated when the Elements of Harmony are involved.>>12784624OWTEWSaYSMMDWOff the top of my head.
>nathans opinions on things
>>12784640>inb4 "she's the best and she's smart and she's nice"
YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOR PENK
>>127846401. She's a princess2. She's the leader of the EoH3. Shiny crown4. MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE YEAH MY LITTLE PONY5. Purple
>>12784665All of those episodes are miles better than EG.Maybe if you picked some G3.5 episodes you might find one that's actually worse than that trainwreck.
>>12784642Don't ads start at 20 burgerbux?
>>12784665All of those episodes were more enjoyable than EqG
>>12784677OR BALLOONS FLYING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE DRANKSeason 1 Pinkie is back
>>12784665but we got sunset satan out of it
>>127846796. she has a fat ass
>>12784679Translated into intelligent person talk:1. She is a Mary Sue2. She has absolutely no worthwhile personality3. She is magic4. Fuck you she is the best
>Implying it's the real Nathan
>>12784591you might find yourself being invited to have a royal audience with princess cadence
>>12784700Rarity's ass is fatter
>>12784689She's getting an entire musical episode for herselfYou can bet your ass that Songsmile is song again
>>12784706That sounds nice.
>>127846796. Sweet ass7. Probably into the weird shit lookit that horn
>>12784700Woah hey she might be offended if you tell her that>>12784703Damn right she is
>>12784677Best part of the song when she starts singing.
>>12784665the ponies were great in says
>>12784703Is that the best you could do?
>>12784653No, it would mostly be parodying most of the Fluttershy episodes of season 1, then it ends with Dragonheart staying as the boss of dragons, since she's the only pony that gets them, and Flutteshy's the only pony that gets her, it was still nice to get back in touch.
>>12784720Is she as good as your waifu Bonbon?
>>12784689she never leftexcept for maybe that episode with the stupid cinnamon bun thing
>>12784720Confirmed for dumbass.
>>12784720but I like her big buttit's perfect for all the lewd things I love to do with butts
>>12784721AS WE PARTY ACROSS THESE LANDSdamn right
>>12784692Why does this get posted so much?
>>12784730I wonder what a plumbing cutie mark looks like.
>>12784714I had a mini discussion with someone where we agreed that the lines of her singing were "good random" rather than what Family Guy has perverted that word to mean.
>>12784753it looks like DO THE MARIOSWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE
>>12784753A red mushroom
>>12784738who are you and what do you know
>>12784730They were(with the exception of pinkie in one scene),spike was just frustratingly incompetent
>>12784736I would pet Dragon Queen pony.
HORSES BE KISSIN
>>12784756They're all connected with her personality and interests, so they're less "RANDUMB" and more "relating to the topic in kind of a strange manner."
>>12784785Would dragon queen pony be fireproof?
>>12784751because.also fixed version
>>12784693Not opinions. EG is worse. It's your opinion if you found it to be enjoyable. It's not an opinion that it's really badly made and has many many faults, a lot more than any 3 show episodes put together.
>>12784782It was a bit aggravating, but then he swung around to hyper-competent on the rock-stacking and grass-counting and got to be all snarky for the fake timberwolf.It's like they realized mid-episode that he works better that way and couldn't go back and make him good at the the chores.
>>12784802I'll take that.
>>12784747Sir I'm afraid I'm going to need you to go into a little more detail on that
>>12784800She doesn't need to be, she can kick the fire into space.
BEST SONG IN THE SHOW, COMICS, MOVIE AND S4 ANIMATICS INCLUDEDGO
>>12784730Dash talking about her fanfiction is legitimately my favorite scene of the entire show
>>12784830>human anal wrinkleswhere's her perfect ponut
>>12784800No. But she has a fiery personality
>>12784846>song>comicsWinter Wrap up
>>12784846A True True Friend followed closely by Smile.
>>12784846This Day Aria and What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me
>>12784830Why is she wearing a collar?
>>12784830oh, y'knowsqueezing, kneading, massaging, fingering, rimming, anal sex, creampiesthe usual
I wish I had a fat pony rump and nice big wings.I would sit on one anon's face while giving another anon a wing job.
>>12784872Because she's yours. The paperwork just cleared.
>>12784855tight little puckers are hotter than ponuts
>>12784830Lewd Twi is Best Twi
>>12784830That is a very stupid pony.
>>12784846what my cutie mark is telling me
>>12784885Pinkie, you DO have a fat pony rump
>>12784846Art of the Dress.
>>12784885Pinkie Pie, you're not getting wings until you become a princess.
>>12784862The cover of the Ponyacci song is actually really fucking good.
>>12784886Pony can not be owned, pony is supposed to be free.
>>12784846We really need a sortitout application like that one that helped you determine your ranking, but with songs and episodes
>>12784893But Dash's Cutie Mark has nothing to do with weather.Rarity's has nothing to do with making dresses, either.
>>12784908but its MY little pony
>>12784917RARITY DIDN'T GET HER MARK UNTIL SHE SAW THE PONIES BEING HAPPY WITH HER DRESSESIT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH MAKING DRESSES
>>127848461. This Day Aria2. Smile^33. Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 30004. Winter Wrap Up5. That Cafteria Song What's In EqG
>>12784908Then why is it MY Little Pony
>>12784925BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DRESSES. IT HAS TO DO WITH THE GEMS.
>>12784923You don't own the ponies.
>>12784925ITS DRESSES ALL THE WAY DOWN
https://derpibooru.org/398606?scope=scpe1dfa39ba127237ae95051c52d2420c79324aa0c3I have to say, the artist hanging out in the satyr threads sure knows how to draw a nice ass.
>>12784917Dash's cutie mark has a lot to do with weather - it's a fucking cloud, it has less to do with going fast. Rarity's CM is less directly connected to dresses, but it's one way of realizing it.
Yesterday I planned for me to finish my projects today. The day is half over and I haven't even started. How can I fix this?
>>12784923>>12784936The ponies call each other My Little Ponies.They don't own each other.
>>12784947Dash got her mark after the Rainboom. It has to do with going fast.
seel is new doge
Daily reminder that Babs Seed.
>>12784937GEMS ARE DRESSESDRESSES ARE GEMS
>>12784961Aren't the only instances of it said by Celestia and Cheerilee? Celestia, they're her subjects, and Cheerilee they're her students?
What do youse guise think of that pinkie pie toy with streaks of black?
>>12784944>SatyrNo.Satyrs are abominations.
>>12784987SHE JUST USES THE DRESSES AS AN OUTLET FOR THE GEMS. SHE COULD DO ANYTHING WITH GEMS AND SHE'D BE GOOD AT IT.
>>12785007It's really cute.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2just a reminder: japonies in 2 hoursit's japanese Green Isn't Your Color today
>>12785014except be a good pony, apparently
>>12785012Are you telling me you wouldn't raise your monster baby with your waifu?
>>12785014Yeah, like stealing Spike's birthday present, which was a gem!
>>12784944>that underboss>that plump rearUNF
>>12785036I tried that once.He ended up killing me.
>>12784985Hey I ain't no palooka, ya dig?
I want to kiss Applejack
>>12785056>You got a cold or something?
>>12785000Twilight said it to the CMC.
>>12785007It spawned a lot of fun content
>>12785060she smokes and doesn't brush her teeth very often though
>>12785056I ain't no thwump, ya palooka.
>>12785036God no, I'd either kill it or leave out in the forest to die.I don't want children at all, but if I ended up getting a mutant abomination I would probably throw it into a chasm.
>>12785086Post examples please.
>>12785089Thats alright. Still love her.
>>12785080>You will never be assimilated into the fun squad
>Wolf will never rob a bank with Pinkie>PANKA PA, COME WITH ME>PONKALICIOUS>THE PANK
>>12785060me tooI bet she's a good kisser
>>12785125>saving my filename