What if the show style changed to fit more actual horses, Disney-style?Old Caballo: >>12763891
>>12770215should I delete the other horse?
>>12770265Yeah, like that!I didn't had the image handy, so I used the closest for the OP
>>12770215>>12770265It would be awful.
>>12770265WHY IS RARITY NOT AN ARABIANAAAARHG
pony should horse human
where's pantyanon? i'm falling asleep here.
>>12770265that's fucking disgusting
>>12770651i'm not giving up! i want to see more of that qt
>>12770265I want to cum inside realistic applebloom
>>12770867YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE
Human pony should marry human ponyAnon should go to the wedding
>>12770900This is pre-emptively marked now. If we need to move for some reason, this is already being archived.On that note, we should probably move here after the other one hits the limit.
>>12770676he will live inside your heart
>>12770215>implying I still wouldn't want to suck on their winking and gushing vag's while they go in to heat
>>12770972Would cry too much.
>>12770215I would watch it begrudgingly... also, why we ded?
>>12774194We've run out of things to talk about, we've literally talked about everything there is to talk about relating to ponies. This is the endgame, we can either repeat ourselves ad infinitum or move on with our lives.
>>12774225That sure is awful. But I'm still here! And you're still here...but there's only one fold up chair left...
>>12774194>>12774225>>12774278We ded because we still in the other horse, dum-dums.
>>12774278You'll have to sit in my lap then. But I must warn you, if someone posts pony butt things are going to get really awkward.
>>12774287>dum-dumsBut dooks' link to the old horse dont work.Ugh I'll go look for it.Dumb horse.
>>12774317We weren't sure if the other thread was a ruse.>>12769825
>>12774761I've been waiting for this moment!
>>12774761YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
best horse edition
What was the last thing that you fapped to
>>12774761this horse smells, couldn't we buy a new one?
I can't remember
Anyone have the bonbon version of this?
FILL MY HEART UP WITH SUNSHINE SUNSHINE
>>12774761wouldn't that taste awful?
>>12774761Where'd she get the pineapple juice?
Hey, Pineapple, if you're here, MSOB's thread on the Sub has some spam in it.
>>12774848Fluttershy's vegetable garden
>>12774835this would be pretty hot if it weren't for the weird dickhead
>>12774835what the heck
>>12774839I can't decide.
>>12774826www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdtwU9DH1-Qi am not ashamed
>>12774866i like to think it's just dirty
Yeah, fuck that dudebro guy. He's just delusional and still depressed inside. Once you realize you're shit, you will never amount to anything worth value. You are either born with skill and happiness or you aren't. It's all in the genes and luck...
You know I really would love to cook for my favorite pony. I get great enjoyment out of people enjoying food I cook for them so it must be 10 times better if it's a pony.
>>12774886please keep your meta shit in the old horse
What do you call Derpy with a top hat?It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. We will all one day die and nothing we have ever said or done will mean anything
>>12774893What would you cook for pony?
>>12774877>tfw my fetish is traps with big dicks>tfw they're all disgusting man-faced trannies
>>12774820My apologies. If you would like to resume the thread, that would be alright.>>12774830All it needs is a good scrub.>>12774846She never knows what to do with all the orange juice she gets.
>>12774826some R63 Spitfire and Rainbow Dash fic
>>12774826i dont really masturbate
Anon just cursed
>>12774905>a man>having a man facewhoathats liketo be expected or something
>>12774900WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THAT YOU ASSHOLEYOU NEVER FINISHED PRETTY PRINCESS QUESTOR FLUTTERSHYQUESTYOU WET PIECE OF SHIT
>>12774894Oh really? What's going on in this horse that's better?
>>12774900But what do you call her?
>>12774924That shit doesn't apply to every man dumbosee androgynous people
>>12774851I dont give a fuck. Why are you advertising? Why arent you banned?
>>12774902I'd have to ask her if any kinds of meats are okay but if it had to be vegetarian, probably some stir fry broccoli,zucchini and squash and garlic mushrooms
Give it to me straight mlpg, will I ever touch a ponies butt?
>>12774936ponies are what's going on in this thread
>>12774936What's going on in it that's worse.
>>12774942At first I thought this was Raisin. I was very disappointed.
>>12774940She'll always be Derpy in our hearts.
>>12774886Bugsanon was dudebro all along. Gee you are a swell dude bro.
>>12774955Do you value your life?
>>12774946Because advertizing involves selling something. There is nothing to buy nor sell. He's just drawing.
>>12774942Hey, at least that set u makes more sense than pony wheel chairs.I knda like him
>>12774942>That wheelbrace>M-muh diversity>Shipping OCs with canon charactersThe design on the other hand I could totally see on a background colt. The rest of it is what's awful.
>>12774955I touched a pony's butt at a fair onceso maybe
>>12774955NoThe only but you're ever going to touch is your ownThe paramedics will touch your butt when they hoist you out of the bathtub you killed yourself in though
>>12774973I'm going to touch your butt.
>>12774946anon, it's okay to not like thing but there's no need to be rude about itif you're really that upset you can just report him and hide the post
>>12774975but wheel chairs are canon
>>12774955Go ahead and try.
TOUCH THE BUTTDO ITWHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
>>12774943>wants a man with a big dick but looks like a woman to do trap porn for himgood luck, you'd have better luck finding an actual herm
>>12774984Do itsee what happens
>>12774942So his wings function, but his legs dont, and instead of flying around he rolls around? Cripple? Okay. But this is bordering onto stupid. If he weren't a pegasus it would be ok in the sense making.
>>12774990I'm fully aware, I just like that design more.
>>12774987There's a way to filter livestreams so he would never have to have them tarnish his precious MLPG ever again.
>>12774995They're everywhere really, but actually meeting one and getting to know them and fuck them is a feat in itself
I still can't believe there's 65 episodes.
>>12774935Again I am tempted to do another quest (or at least revisit one of the ones I gave on)But I know I'll just screw up again
>>12775004None of the ponies fly everywhereeven dash has to walk
>>12774942How much do you want to bet that the person who made this knows someone in a wheelchair
>>12775016Yeah that makes sense.
>>12774993Pony could get mad at me and hate me forever.And tell all of her friends, and then they would hate me too.And then Celestia could banish me from Equestria forever.
>>12775015And at 22 minutes an episode that means you could watch the entire series in less than a day.
>>12775004You can't fly 24/7. If his hindlegs are too weak to stand this keeps him propped up.
>>12775038But you got to touch the pony's butt
>>12774995I'm sure there's at least one cute trap with an 8 or 9" cockThey just need to make porn
>>12774995I wasn't even that anon I was just correcting you on your ignoranceimbecile
>>12775014herm or big-dick mctwink?
>>12775040On the 22nd someone needs to marathon stream them.
>>12775043Yeah, but what if instead I asked pony out and dated her for awhile and then asked to touch her butt?
>>12775066Well, most likely you get to touch the butt.
lauren faust was lurking two threads ago
>>12775066That butt could be in your hand right now anonDon't think about it, just do itLive in the now man
>>12775059or you can stram this half an hour before the premiere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR7V_bCyZe0
>>12775078If I do it my way I could touch pony's butt as much as I want. I could probably kiss her too.
>>12775078>>12775066TOUCH THE BUTTS.TOUCH ALL OF THEM!
>>12775053sorry, the way you constructed that post and thought you where going to make me feel dumb automatically made me think you where a faggot.honest mistake
>>12775083... is that twilight's DA
>>12775091JUST LOOK AT THAT BUTT ANONIT'S JUST BEGGING FOR A TOUCHING
>>12775083This reminds me, where's a good place to host my art?
>>12775084That's no fun. I want it to be an endurance test. 24 hours straight followed by the new horse. I might just do it myself.
>>12774987Its funny how popular drawfag streams never get removed by mods.Others get removed and bans who ever links.
>>12775026Of course you'll screw up if you have that attitude.You have to believe in yourself.
>>12775104yes, it was a companion account made to complete and tie into the "betty spaghetti" Aie story. She also has a Gia online account
>>12775106Oh man that butt...
>>12775107DA, or tumblr for maximum fandom exposure
>>12775107Tumblr. Circlejerk with the populars and you'll be one of them.
>>12775116THIS SHIT HURTS WORSE THAN APPENDICITIS
>>12775114I thought you gave this meta crap up in the last thread bugsanon.
>>12775083I'm in love
>>12775131>people thinking this is how you actually do ittumblr circlejerking begins on an intermediate level if you want to keep it up. It more often than not begins here and carries over.
>>12775107I'd go with Tumblr for fandom exposure and circlejerking, and also Pixiv if you want to host damn near everything.
>>12775141If you're gonna call someone bugsanon, at least do it right you fuck
what will women look like in the future
>>12774851He's doing another request with a snowdrop edit or something.
>>12775098Sorry I don't speak /v/
>>12775158why does anon have a green tongue?
>>12775116>Ships and Sails
>>12775158why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>12775163Poorly drawn ponies
>Pony will never turn you into a pony>Pony will never stick her face in your butt
>>12775163Not like youBecause you're never going to breedOr have sex
>>12775098>and thought you where going to make me>where
>>12775178>her face in your buttwhat, why
>>12775171Anon is the gay lovechild of john and karkat from the webcomic homestruck: sonic space adventureThat's why he's an irritable beta faggot and twice as autistic as a normal man
>>12775186I want pony to rim my ponut
>>12775178pony is unable to turn you into a pony
>>12775163Pear-shaped amazons with thick, curly bushes. Also their skin is always shiny with sweat and perfectly tanned.yeah, that'll be it.
>>12775171spending too much time around DJ Acid has some weird effects
>>12775178>i will never be a ponyYes that is excellent I love being a human with hands like I currently amit would be horrible if anyhuman ever turned me into a pony because i am not a pony right now and i would want to die because i would not have hands yes
>Watching The Equine Jew
>>12775166>pen tool is for bitches who can't inkWHAT DO YOU USE TO INK DIGITALLY THEN
>>12775191I'd rim your ponut if I were a pony
>>12775197can zebra turn me in to a pony
>>12775198Eww, I'd rather they look like ponies.
>>12775106I can't look at that and can't help but imagine a large loud toot.
>>12775163Scrawny aliens. The grays were time travelers yearning to have sex with their previous incarnations.
>>12775206zebra can turn you into diamond dog
>>12775202/pol/ you're so crazy
>>12775155What does pixiv not allow?
>>12775167It's okay everybody runs out of intelligent responses eventually>>12775185we're*sorry
>>12775197Can pony turn me into anything?
>>12775214can princess pony turn me in to a ponyor can zebra turn me in to a griffon
>>12775166Tell me why i should go to his livestream? What makes this dude special? Is he popular? Is that it?
>you will never be a mare abducted by Changelings and turned into a broodmare
>>12775209Your face looks like ponies
>>12775219were**i sure am making myself look swell
>>12775203Brush toolpen tool's for vectors
>>12775190>>12775216I already get enough Yaoi anatomy jokes, I don't need any more.
>>12775218To be honest I have no idea. Just learn to tag everything correctly.
>>12775227princess pony can turn you into buffaloonly griffon can turn you into griffon
>>12775219I don't see how calling someone a faggot is an intellectual response in your book but whatever helps you sleep at night, senor
>>12775228He's good at art?Anon don't freak out
>>12775228you should go to it if you want to watch someone drawno one else is streaming right nowwhy is this so upsetting to you?
>>12775228It's only 4 in the morning calm down
>>12775248>He's good at art?Not him but that's a really far stretch
>>12775240what can buffalo turn me in to
>>12775228He basically anti-cute. Well he starts off cute then corrupts it if you ever bitch.
>>12775241jesus fuck that's a big ass
>>12775248Loomed at his art. It sucks. Thank you for wasting my fucking time anon.
>>12775218>You must not repost someone else's work on pixiv.>You must not reprint works posted on pixiv by others on any blogs or sites without their permission.>You must not conduct indiscriminate commercial advertisement.>You must not defame, slander or invade someone's privacy.That's all I could find.
>>12775267I have decided to petition the griffons for citizenship
>>12775228Anon does have a point. Its rare to have anyone advertising livestream for a another person.
>>12775289So be civil and don't spam commission info?
>>12775300the advertiser is probably just trying to have fun since LD doesn't come by anymore
>>12774851>generic le bleeding eyez xD shitremove
>>12775243I never said i was a well of responses you found intelligent, mon frere
I wouldn't even watch it anymore. That would be like if they made The Office almost entirely about people doing paper work, and filling out reports, driving to and from work and shit. It would lose the entertainment value.
>>12775279>Loomed at his art.>Loomed
I don't remember night threads being this hostile
>>12775312So this guy used to be an mlpger?
>>12775327Still the weekend.
>>12775329one of the old drawfags
>>12775322Hey, Twilight Sparkle!
>>12775334Oh well shit I dont care. He was always an asshole to begin with.
>>12775320Does that imply you find calling someone a faggot is intelligent then? Or was it just, as they say, a slip of the tongue?
>>12775265i already love this guy
>>12775347>He was always an asshole to begin with.you just asked who he was, how can you say he's always been an asshole?
>>12775174Draw better if you can, idiot.Dumb hater.
>>12775356>Fluttershy's face was then assaulted from both sides with farts
>>12775308Actually I found the ToS.http://www.pixiv.net/terms.phpIt says the same things for the most part.also>image data (hereinafter "these data") equivalent to obscenity, child pornography or child abuse, which violates the laws, regulation and criteria established by our company.>Glorifying, provoking or encouraging suicide, parasuicide or drug abuse.
>>12775367Why is she blushing?
>>12775362>Dumb hater>haterAre you 12
>>12775367You're really cool, it's impressive how much you know!
>>12775380You certainly are buahahahahhahahaha .
>>12775384I really want to know what happened to this
>>12775368what the fuck is parasuicide
>>12775241oh hell yes!
>>12775400>the deliberate infliction of injury on oneself or the taking of a drug overdose as an attempt at suicide which may not be intended to be successful
>>12775406I'VE GOT A POWER GRIP
>>12775394Met him at EQLA 2012 and 2013. He got tired (physically) of wearing it all the time.
>>12770215Can we have a pony who doesn't suck as the thread redirecter?
>>12775426I could really care less about the guy who made itI want to know what happened to it after it sold
>>12775430You are the icing on the cake of this godawful thread
>>12775416granny smith pushed at least one child out of that vagina
>>12775299Eat a boatload of cock
>>12775389Twilight doesn't know anything.
>>12775436I'm sorry, anon. Have I come at a bad time?
>>12775349I find that name calling while immature can be used intelligently and by intelligent people.Faggot
alright so apparently according to sb im a whore now
>>12775465let me suck your thumb$5
>>12775465Only for rediv
>>12775465mewball why aren't you watching the stram?
>>12775465I wish you people would just use your stupid tripcodesnamefagging is the dumbest thing
>>12775465What kind of whore?Are you pantyanon?
>>12775465You learned it by watching lyra, didn't you?What a view you must have had from down there
>>12775470Male him give you a thumbjob
>>12775458Trying to coax me into falling for such unsubtle bait is just sophistrynow tell me are you going to continue to try and have the last reply no matter the cost or what
Hey mew, I just wanted to say I like this pic
>>12775490Silly anon, ponies don't have breasts.
>>12775471what does rediv look like
>>12775465I hope you're being sarcastic.
>>12775490>you will never nurse a pony>you will never watch them grow big and strong from your milk>you will never swell larger as his thirst grows
>>12775484you already insulted me twice, don't even pretend to take the high roadand talk about coaxing, you are just trying to bait me into continued posting just so you can say i want the last word
>>12775497The hell they don't.
>>12775505We don't know her face but supposedly she has nice legs
>>12775513that looks gross
>>12775512I'll take the high road while you take the low road and I'll get to scotland beforree ye
>>12775513Cartoon ponies don't have breasts.
>>12775471~>>12775472what stram>>12775491oh, thanks, heh. I think thats one of the first pics I posted on mlpg
>>12775513Better change that filename.
>>12775513that's really grossstop reminding me how gross real horses are, I want to fantasize about sucking on crotchtits in peace
>>12775530just get together with her and fuck already
>>12775518>but supposedly she has nice legsI-I see
>>12775525Think that's strange? That's a regular horse.Here's a pony's.
>>12775529twilight sparkle is something the matter in your life
>>12775530>tfw actually want to slide dick into doge vagoo and bounce dog up and down on hipsi blame rennequest
>>12775546I'd suck on some crotchtits, yeah
>>12775490>My back is sore, I've outgrown all my old bras, and I've ruined three new ones from leaking into them...>All I need is your baby in me, and this would be PERFECT.
>>12775541and a cute buttbut she's much much skinnier than all her fat fetishism would suggest
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>12775525>having shit tasteHow's it like being castrated?
>>12775559that comic is actually pretty funny. Link being gay and peach failing to realize it is pretty entertaining.
>>12775550Holy shit you're asexual or what? Grow up, kiddy from conservative christian famlity.
>>12770265oh god I want that
>>12775558How do you know that anon
>>12775563Because she was optimized to be cute and her personality was built from the ground up to be relatable to the audiance.
>>12775564>>12775575If you cast two lines in the same spot, they get tangled anon.
>>12775581Hear-say around these partsI can not confirm nor can I deny them personally
>>12775563Because EVERY aspect of her personality is what intelligent people seek out in a person.
>>12775557"sorry babe, I got snipped months ago and I have no intention of going back"
>>12775550No Crotchtits suck,as in they're terrible anon
>>12775564Are you the same anon telling people they had shit taste because they didn't like that picture of scootaloo getting fucked that was posted yesterday?
>>12775572I know, I'm surprised at how good it is.I was gonna say something like "bet you thought you'd never laugh at a video game comic" but I figured there's some grouches here that wouldn't.
>>12775593All tits suck.
>>12775593I may be a terrible anon, but I'd still suck on some crotchtits
>>12775581>>12775588She used to have a picture on her blog, of her face as well, but she pulled it recently. I didn't save it, but yeah, she's skinny, but i don't think her face is all that pretty.
>>12775588Well it's just that so I can't really expect anything other than full on buttface like most artists
>>12775594stop replying to bait
>>12775594Actually, yes, thank you for noticing.I just cannot stand bad taste.
>>12775602What are you talking about? She posts pictures all the time
>>12775564sorry that I'm not into bestiality
I'm 12 years old and what is this
>>12774851Fuck, why are you guys doing this?!
>>12775591>"Y-you wouldn't wanna have a baby with me...?">"You wouldn't even wanna have pregger-sex? I hear that's supposed to be, like, AMAZINGLY good!"
>>12775620All things in good time, I was once like you.
>tfw you're not a qt grill or trap
>>12775612If you like crotchtits why were you telling people they had shit taste for not liking a picture of scootaloo with chesttits?
>>12775640>you will never be a pony
>>12775636after 3 yeas? I don't think so
>>12775636I don't think so anon.Real horses are stupid and smell bad.
>>12775640It's a good feelI have less societal standards to live up to and I don't have to work extra hard to be seen as useful. Also I'm naturally stronger and more athletic than my opposite gender.
>all this Flitter stuff>suddenly reminded of all my sexual headcanons for herWelp, I guess I'm gonna spend the rest of the night masturbating then.
>>12775602I should stop unfing now anyway
>>12775659tell me your sexual headcanons
>>12775538okHEY REDIV ANON SAYS WE SHOULD FUCK WHERE DO YOU LIVEITS NOT CREEPY
>>12775663Can I come to take pictures
>>12775640Tfw when you're a mediocre male in a gender-imbalanced, Double standardized era.
>>12775663Do it at the con and avoid that
>>12775662I have a penis inside my brain reserved for flitter
>>12775689>human with pone headWhat is this, egypt?
>>12775700But I like living
I really should come here asking for requests during the day when everyone is here.So, uhh, any not-difficult drawing request?
>>12775642Actually, I don't.
>>12775707Scootaloo with floaties
>>12775707Pony wearing a saddle.
>>12775707something something tail docks
>>12775707cloudchaser kicking clouds and cloudkicker chasing clouds
>>12775701sexual head cannon
>>12775707Celestia playing chess against Twilight in their ornately decorated throne room whilst a crowd of onlookers gather round
>>12775707spike inspecting a book
>>12775724that was dumb anon I hate you
>>12775707Bonbon being happy
>>12775700I'm sorry best pony but i really tried and I just cant go to sleep
>>12775632You sobs, why so perverted!?
Hey mewballWhere are you mewballI can hear you but I can't see youAre you underground? Did twilight mess up a teleportation spell? I can hear sound coming from below
>>12775751Hey Lyra do I pronounce your name Lee-ruh or Lie-ruh
Why does pony insist on being so sexy?
>>12775759Holy shit a talking ape
Good morning MLPG
>>12775751im right here where are you
How am I typing this? I'm a horse.
>>12775766I couldn't stay mad at you
>>12775102What is this from?
>>12775767Oh there you are. How's the weather down there?
>>12775759>Lee-ruhThis is some tow-maht-tow tier kinda stupid
>>12775778A handsome atheist
>>12775780I'M PROBABLY TALLER THAN YOUDAMMIT LYRA
>>12775792I don't think that's Lyra
>>12775790You could put any quote next to george clooney and it would look good.
>>12775744Why do you guys ask for these things?!
>>12775796why cant you let me dream anonymous
>>12775810will you cut it out, please
>>12775800>you will never be captured and cuddleraped by big lyra
>>12775810jesus christ fuck off no one cares
I want each one of you to tell me what you hate. No more of this whiny passive aggressive horseshit. Put your ideas and counterpoints against someone else's ideas down. If not then you give up the right to insult because you offer nothing. Whip out your dick or stop talking about how much better it is than everybody else. All cards on the table.
>>12775825I would like George Clooney to narrate some mlpg green text stories
>>12775662Flitter enjoys it when the male takes the lead - the idea of being a good little wife to someone gets her soaking, even if it's just as a fantasy; something about the idea of someone who can her up bodily, throw her onto the bed, pump her pussy full of rich thick cum and make her be the mother to his many many children hits a switch in her head.She likes her stallions/men to be masculine and virile - big muscles, cut jaws, nice thick cocks and big, heavy, low-hanging balls that make big, wet, sloppy loads are among the many things that turn her on.She loves how the smell of a man's sweat makes her nipples hard and her pussy wet and her knees weak - the smell of testosterone, that little voice telling her that this is what she's meant to do, that this is what she was made for.Society can say a mare is more than a vessel for carrying babies, but something about giving in to that biological programming, submitting to nature's will...>>12775708She's also considerably more vanilla than her sister.
>>12775836I hate talking about what I hate
>>12775836I hate people that endlessly rag on stuff they don't likeit just gets to a point where you need to learn to filter and shut the fuck up, goddamn
Twilight Sparkle's stink ray
>>12775836I hate Pinkie Pie
>>12775843>She's also considerably more vanilla than her sister.
>>12775836I hate black peopleThere hasn't been a single black person I've met that wasn't a scumbag.
>>12775836I hate purpleIt doesn't rhyme with other words, and ponies of that color are always nerds.
>>12775836I really hate what the fandom has become.The music, the 'culture', just everything about it.
>>12775858Actually I know a word that rhymes with purpleAnd get this, it's a part of a saddle or it refers to a pony's butt.curple
>>12775836I hate myself
>>12775836my lack of artistic improvment
>>12775836I hate eating.
>>12775896>tfw i don't draw>tfw still an artist
>>12775836I hate EG, it's a big sign that says people stopped giving a shit and Hasbro is ready to milk FiM dry.
>>12775836>>12775896I hate when people use lel or kek or any variation.
>>12775897real words anon, real words
>>12775836I hate myselfI know I have a lot of potential and a lot of people have helped and encouraged me in various things, but I always sabotage myself with lazy habits, self perpetuating a spiraling line of self loathing and despair, which only reinforces bad lazy habits. Like right now. There's a lot I can do. I could practice drawing. Or writing. Or acting. I could learn a new skill. Read a book I like. Or watch tv. Or play a game. Or hell, even jerk it and go to sleep. But I dont do any of that. I cripple myself with inactivity, unhappy about it but unable and unwilling to do anything about it. I'm not even paying all that much attention to MLPG or ponies, its just all sorta there to the side.
>>12775907Meant to link to >>12775889
>>12775836I hate women. I am sexist as absolute hell but luckily I'm attracted to dudes. I will go so far as to straight up ignore women when they try to talk to me or call them cunts, they get pissed when you call them cunts. Women are so god damn irrational, they act fucking crazy (Don't even get me started on periods) I fucking hate them with every fiber of my being.
>>12775919Goiben! Uden lo!
>>12775920>they get pissed when you call them cuntspeople tend to get mad when you call them names
>>12775843>Go to urologist>have them check your sperm count>Don't get the results in the mail>Clinic says they sent them out>You catch Flitter lying on the bed, one hand down the front of her panties and a printout from the clinic clutched in the other.>Turns out you have a pretty high sperm count.
>>12775843That's hotyou got good sexual headcanons
>>12775836i hate people who are passive aggressiveness. Just fucking say what you mean and learn to take a fucking hit
>>12775934No shit, that's why I do it.
>>12775836When someone disappears without leaving a message for days or weeksI'm talking about you Jailbait
How do you get confidence?
Why is Trixie such a horrible pony
>>12775948>learn to take a fucking hit
>>12775920I used to hate women, then I realized that their irrational bullshit was the same for guys, they just do it in a different way. Typically a woman will do something "because I feel like it" whereas a guy will do the same thing but justify it with something. It's means and ends. You probably hate the means and label it as something women always do.
>>12775950Cum at me, bro.
>>12775950>countNIGGA YOU EXPECT ME TO DO MATH!?!?
>>12775836I hate it when people insult my favorite pony. I mean, she's such a nice and pretty pony with good episodes. There's no need to call her mean things.I also hate Button and Rumblefags because they're creepy and slippery when you try to call them out.
>We were running through the night
>>12775952>When someone disappears without leaving a message for days or weeksHe probably wants to kill himself
>>12775950>plot twist>anon was a pony the whole time
>>12775907You have to admit, you were asking for those replies
>>12775942Somehow this does it for me, who'd of thunk.
>>12775951I meant for men too
>>12775960I would, IF I COULD FAP TO THIS
>>12775948Me too. I'm sick of that. It takes no effort to insult or do the whole >implying shit. To discuss/debate is what conversation is about, but people would rather want to feel good about their ego and be pussies.
So I just sprinkled some of my... other art into a shitty Sonic thread on /v/. Get this - one reaction and it wasn't even negative. Maybe because it was an image dump that I wasn't noticed, but WOW. Amazing discipline.
>>12775952But Jailbait was here yesterday
Erase the hate from your heart, and tell me what you love.
>>12775984Wow, newsflash, people tend to like your stuff more if you don't act like a fucking asshole
>>12775986I love poniesespecially the one you posted
>>12775984Link? I like your art.
>>12775984You draw really gooduhclowns
>>12775984so are you going to draw ponies ever again?
>>12775991That came out really wellcute
>>12775968I actually thought they were funny.
>>12775986You cannot only love nor only hate, but to ignore hate means to ignore a part of yourself.
>>12775986People that don't talk to me for 3 months at a timeI should really stop that
>>12775997>>12775999what is happening
>>12775986I love little ponies.
>>12775986I love the idea of brighter tomorrow and me helping to build it
>>12775986lifeand going fast
>>12775714>>12775991For some reason I thought floaties meant those annoying pellet pooplings that float on water and you can't flush them down for shit.
>>12776007and to ignore love would be to err in the very same way
>>12775997>>204574296Only thing I put up that was new. Not even a great sketch.
>>12775986I like when people like things.
>>12775991Oh god it's so cute I can't even
>>12775986I honestly cannot think of something I enjoy right now, only things that make me less depressed. Huh...
>>12776031but autists don't like life anon
דאס פּאָני וויל צו געבן איר אַ האַלדזן
>>12775986I don't know. Everything is just kind of blending together with varying ups and downs
>>12775994>>12776019Monday is my only day offfuck you punk niggas
>>12776043Can I get a better pony?
>>12775986There are many things that I love and listing them now would take to much time so instead I shall present one of the things I love.And it's this pony.I love her more than anything in my life and it saddens me that she is not real.
>>12776008>Have a friend that means a lot more to you than you do to them>They don't talk to you for months>Talk to their friend one day>Get a text from them the next day>Only reasonable answer is that they completely forgot about you and only remembered you exist when they gossiped about you
H-hello anon. It's been awhile, and I know you probably won't want it, especially from this pink mare but would you like me to slap you with my futa mare cock?What do?
>>12776048You're a cat. You don't work. Everyday is a free day for you.
>>12776043!!الجهاد الله الله البرقع اليهود الموت لاسرائيل الجهاد
Can I take a super simple 30 minute request? I want to go to bed soon but I want to draw.
>>12776056yeah, go ahead
>>12775986as autistic as it sounds I dont think im capable of love.Affection, sure. Compassion, companionship, whatever. But to truely love something....I dont think I ever have. I don't I know what love feels like. Or if I ever did, it didnt really mean anything to me
>>12776056Take your best shot.
>>12776061Rarity reading a book with a glass of wine
>>12776043>tfw I can speak a bit of hebrew>Can't read itFuck
>>12776056.... i guess
>>12776041Autists don't have the mental capacity to deny any of their base instincts.
>>12776027Yeah. One post with his name on and a few Anon ones I think
>>12776056can you slap it into my grip?
>>12776061pony in hasmat suit
>>12776061Ponka in the air, lifted by rainbow balloons
>>12775986I hate celestiafags, I really do.
>>12776078>not getting it slapped in to your mouth
>>12776084So tell me why you hate your mother.
>>12776069I'll take this one.
>>12776070>hebrew>needing nikkudIt's yiddish
>>12776056Am i gonna have to filter this image too?
>>12776086Accidentally of course right?
>>12776091do you dream of rediv
>>12776097Yes, you are going to have to filter everything you don't like to turn MLPG into your personal source for entertainment.
>>12776101that's pretty cool, but where are the ponies?
>>12776109MLPG would be such a nicer place if everyone filtered what they didn't like instead of complained about it
>>12776110Over in /mlp/.
>>12775986Sex with big, tall, strong, blonde haired, blue eyed humans
>>12776112Or you know, ignored it
>>12776056There's nothing I'd want moreExcept for your yellow friend to slap me with hersOr both of you to slap me at the same time
>>12776122... where's the difference between ignoring and filtering it?
>>12776112I non sarcastically agree
>>12776122by filtering it
>>12776114>tfw only have blue eyes>even Lyra wouldn't want to fuck me
>>12776131Blue eyes suck anyway.
>>12776131blue eyes are shitgreen eyes get the panties down
>>12776128Halt die bitchen, untermensch.
>>12776125Filtering is being a wuss and admitting that things other people do ruins your fun and ignoring is understanding that MLPG isn't just for you.
>>12776140you're an idiot
>>12776129>>12776130but then you get the idiots who brag about how they just filtered stuff
>>12776138>untermensch>underman>underi get it. he's short. hahahahahaha.
>>12776140That was probably the most idiotic post in this thread.
>>12776145mewanon is such a cuddleslut
>>12776140>filtering is being a wuss and admitting that things other people do ruins your funYou're fucking right reading endless shitposting about SB ruins my fun.That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard, are you telling me you think reading shitposting is fun?
>>12776162what, I'm supposed to filter the word 'filter'?
>>12776171why not?you could hide the posts too though
>>12776140Awesome, I guess I'm an idiot for filtering the beast porn spam that happens here. I hate seeing that shit but hey, why filter it right? I can just pretend i didn't see it after seeing it
>>12776138nazi nazi nein nein to you ho>>12776155yis
>>12776158>>12776174>oh no there's something I don't like I better read it and talk about how bad it is instead of actually discussing it or understanding that I have opinionsYes, shitposts are fun because it's a subjective term and not what you decide labeling it as.
I just filtered people that say they filter people!
>>12776179Draw mewanon hugging bonbonDo it faggotI'm forcing you
>>12776183>I like discussing SB hateanonsOkay anon, whatever you think is fun.Some of us don't like that, though.
>>12776137>>12776136Fuck ya'llBesides the new Blue Eyes structure deck could make it more competitive in the meta
>>12776183but it's called SHITposting
>>12776183>filtering is badyou're fucking stupid
>>12776201Then define shitposting for me instead of letting it be a loose term that equates a dislike button.
>>12776204Not him but I drew todayWhat did you do
>>12776208SB hateanonsdiscussing TiarawhyarmorspamYou
>>12776183>>instead of actually discussing it>implying there's anything to discuss about pink futa marecocks after they've been spammed for weeks
>>12776213No, those are things you don't like. You did not define what shitposting is.
>>12776089She'sa cunt that never gave me anythign adn doesnt love me!!!!!
itt:>please dont filter me>i like attention
>>12776219No, I think the "you" part defined it pretty well.Sorry you're blind.
>>12776222She gave you life.
>>12776218>futa marecocksRight?A nice long, warm, uncut futa cock is much better on a curvy Amazon
>>12776212woke up late went to breakfast with family went to concert and some other errands did a little doodling today that i just deleted. going to sleep now to sorta try and fix my sleep schedulestill feel like shit whenever i draw so it might be awhile before i do a lot of drawfagging
>>12776204Do it. I'll love you.i'm a manlet with nice hair so i can project onto mewanon with easei also like bonbonand i cant draw so you would be doing me a favor
>>12776235who'd you see in concert?how do you make friends
>>12776227i dont want it let her take it away!life is pure suffering
>>12776239It's mew's shitty twin brother
>>12776230>uncutI prefer cut to uncut, but I also prefer horsecocks on my busty futa amazons
As a drawfag, I mostly draw porn for others, not myself. I mean I draw stuff that appeals to me but I can't fap to my own stuff.However, I do find I'm way more productive when drawing for others. Getting feedback and talking about lewd drawings encouraged me to draw more, with suggestions of where to go with an idea or what to draw next. It's not really like making requests, just sort of musing about a situation with a friend, like you would with any other picture. I press myself to draw more under such situations, since it appeals to someone else. Or maybe just to get a reaction.Is that weird?
>>12776253no, not reallydraw pony cloudchaser nursing off human flitter's huge boobs
>>12776250I like horsecocks on normal muscular girlsThe thought of a normal-sized girl with a horsecock as long as her leg and nuts the size of volleyballs is hot as fuck.
>>12776206i want this to happen to me and my waifu, but the psychiatrist appointment could only be made too late. i'm going to fail classes this semester and lose financial aid eligibility because my myriad of mental problems couldn't be solved with 3 years of drug-freetherapy.
>>12776265I don't whip my cock out for shitposters, anon.Please go shitpost on /b/
>>12776243Shhh Anon, everything will be fine
>>12776225>please dont filter me>i like attentionthe funny part ism he's already filtered so I wont se it
>>12776274do you whip out your shit for cockposters?
>>12776274No, you refuse to debate. You are the shitposter.
>>12776266Like I said, not the same as requests. Just a personal audience for the porn I draw I guess. To discuss fetish appeal or specifics. If I'm drawing for myself I stop quickly, but if I draw for someone else I can crank out doodles all night. It's still mostly whatever I feel like drawing but it helps my productivity a lot.
>>12776267yesyes it isI don't particularly care for musclegirls, but I've got a hard size kink
>>12776280Like I said, I don't debate with shitposters./b/ is to the left
>>12776289>still no arugmentQED x2
>>12776287I don't mean super muscular, just like human AJ would be. You know, farm-hardened.
why the fuck are you derailing with meta you idiots
>>12776265Congratulations, you are a shitposter by your own definition, although I guess you know that.
>>12776297Filter itunless you're a shitposter that likes to see it
>>12776239ill give it a maybe>>12776242train. i was dragged along>implying i have friendsmaybe i did at one point but its been a long time since ive genuinely wanted to hang out with someone elseand im sure vice versaanyway goodnight
>>12776289You are not debating. You are whining. If you want to win, then you are going to have to use that tiny brain of yours and think about what I've said and create a counterpoint.>>12776300Yes, I know this.
>>12775715I think my super special talent is making not-complicated things into complicated things.I'll finish this tomorrow, goodnight MLPG.
>>12776281Your waifu wants to stop thinking about you want lead a normal lifeMaybe if you died she wouldn't have this problem
>>12776306>you are not debatingDo you know how to read? I said I don't debate with shitposters.
>>12776301shut the fuck up jesus christ you are both huge fucking idiotswhere the fuck are the ponies
>>12776305Good night, mewball.Sweet dreams.
>>12776310How is that related to what I said
>>12776295eh, if we're going farm-hardened I'd rather just snuggle a Macintosh with a cock as big as his leg
>>12776317HOLY SHIT I CLICKED THE WRONG POST>>12776273Your waifu wants to stop thinking about you want lead a normal lifeMaybe if you died she wouldn't have this problem
>>12776251>ellipsis>on the internet>on 4chan of all fucking places
>>12776281I guess what I'm saying is: I need someone I can talk to and who'll respond when I throw my smut at them.Doing it with most of my existing friends would be kind of weird.
>>12776315Did someone say 'ponies'?
>>12776275yes, i guess it willeveryone everntually dise
>>12776318I can't choose between AJ or Big Mac half the time. I'd like to be sandwiched between both, I guess.
YES MR.MOOTWE ARE TALKING ABOUT PONIESNO SHITPOSTING IN HEREHAHAHAHAHAplease don't bring the taser again
>>12776327scootapedo plsthat picture was shit
E-even my waifu wants me to die...?
Sometimes I see the QR cooldown timer but I don't remember postingSometimes I'm banned for posts I never made
>>12776324Depends on who you are.
>>12776341yesit's the best for both of you
>>12776341No she doesn't.
>>12776330if we're going couples I'd rather share a hot tub with Cadence and Shining Armor, but I guess I can see the appeal
>>12776349I recognize those eyes
>>12776339no it wasnt
>>12776349You have multiple personality disorder, Anon.
>>12776348that was the joke
>>12776324that's what we're here forpony related fetish discussion is one of my favorite mlpg topics
>>12776069I don't really like how it came out but eh, here you go anyway.
>>12776362That wasn't a joke at all
>>12776349Oh wow those eyes aren't even animated.
>>12776363>pony related fetish discussion is one of my favorite mlpg topicsthat's the problemit's often not pony related>>12776352>Depends on who you are.This may have been a mistake
>>12776363>pony related fetish discussion is one of my favorite topicsfucking fetishfags shitting up MLPGjust kidding, it's some of the best discussion you can get in MLPG. I love discussing fetishes.
>>12776370>human Marker is a relatively buff black manI like it
>>12776364I think it turned out nicely, although your construction lines are showing
Let's talk about the ____OC____ fetish, MLPG.
You see in front of you a large, glass vial with a copious amount of opaque, viscous, somewhat-musky substance inside, a label running across the top of it marked "DJ Acid cum"Do you take a drink?
>>12776364it's cute but the book is lazy
>>12776390Fuck no, cum is gross.
>>12776390find the nearest volcano and destroy it
>>12776390I use it to brew a new neurotropic gas.I then proceed to gas all of Equestria, rising to the top as the king of one-man population
What a strange general.
>>12776389I'm considering commissioning pictures of my oc getting railed, but I don't know who I should go to and I don't know of any good oc stallions to use
Is it just me or are ponies kind of sexy?
>>12776386I usually don't erase them but they were too distracting.>>12776395I know, I'm sorry book pone.
>>12776390I'd just sniff it and masturbate with itI ain't getting transformed into some freak
>>12776390I have heard of what fate befalls DJ Acid's cumslavesSo yes
>>12776408every artist, by every OC stallion imaginableplease
>>12776406I want to fuck your nose
>>12776370I don't know what it is that makes it so funny when black dudes make clips like that, but its way funnier than it would have been if those persons had been white.
>>12776389i can't fap to OCs because they always eitherA: have no personalitiesB: have shitty personalitiesthe same reasons i can't fap to pinkie pie or fluttershy
>>12776421I only have like fifty bux budgeted for OC smut at the momenthow I leverage that in to the most pornography possible?
>>12776428Then how come you can even fap to pone, they all have shit personalities
>>12776406The only winning move is not to play.
>>12776434Make your own shitty smut and open up donationsUse donations for more smut???fuck yeah
>>12776439Fuck off Roogna
>>12776408Lamar's LemonPuffs is a total slut.
>>12776396Fair enough>>12776399Seeing as how it's indestructible, nothing happens>>12776400A noble feat>>12776416Who said anything about becoming a freak anon?Perhaps Acid is watching your decision right now, judging to see if you're truly loyal to her and fit to be one of her servants and attend to her massive, thick cock surging at attention
If I went to Equestria, I'd like to be a cougar.
>>12776439Fuck off, Roogna.
>>12776444a noble goal, but I don't think I'm willing to commit to that sort of effort>>12776451and fat, ugly slut at that
>>12776442If you aren't going to play, then why have the game? Maybe winning isn't the point.
>>12776453Alright, maybe one mouthful. Just for her.
>>12776455If I went to Equestria, I'd like to be a little colt
>>12776460post your OC just to see if he'd look good in porn
>>12776455Me, tooBut I would like to be a different type of cougar
>>12776372welp, lesson learned
>>12776486Holy shit, was Cherry Jubilee always this hot?Why does nobody ever talk about her?
PRINCESS MEGHAN NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION
>>12776494GG plsdon't stop drawing erotic things for us
>>12776493post the full picture
>>12776494what do you mean?I guess if you really want to talk about non-pony fetishes we could do it in your sub thread or something
>>12776493Why don't you write anymoreyour stuff was pretty hot
>>12776492wait, someone from here drew that?
>>12776493Which OC stallion would you like to have the most
ROW ROWBRONY POWAH!
>>12776528Eh, it looks likes he's trying too hard to make his drawings lively.It's too distracting to fap to.
BIG FAT PONY DICK
>>12776523come on! like give me your top 3 or top 5
>>12776506just what I said earlierthat was me
>>12776509I dunnolack of ideas / inability to do justice to the ideas I do have>>12776520that's the problem, I don't really knowSpinach is the only one that comes to mind and that's kind of terriblethe only 'mlpg' stallions I can think of are Umber and Petrov and one's gay and the other's uglySB's ocs would be good for showing off how short she is but apparently they're not for sexual?
>>12776553that's alright kraut, you don't really have to
>>12776554You like discussing fetishes?Shit dude, why didn't you just say so?
>>12776532It might just be because hypnosis is one of my fetishes, but that picture made me insanely hard
>>12776554well, you can throw smut at us and we'll respondwhat's the problem?
>>12776553all of themI don't like taking favorites damnit
>>12776555You have the ability to, you just need to start writing again dummy.why not finish the marker thing after all this time? some of my best faps and it's like 3 paragraphs.
>>12776554Do you have a fetish fetish?
>>12776567you'll never be a proper slutty mare unless you can learn to prioritize
>>12776581I would fuck your OC first
Hey guys, remember when we used to make oc?
This qt wants to kiss you
>>12776600Why would I want an ugly pony kissing me?
>>12776600That's a horse.Horses don't kiss.
>>12776597Remember when MLPG didn't suck?
Anytime you are posting about horse fetishes and pony penis with some other excited anon, that poster could actually be your favorite pony drawfag
>>12776609Remember when MLP didn't suck?
>>12776607Fuck you, she has an ass of gold.
>>12776598That girl would be dead
>>12776557not him, i'm just curious
>>12776611then why don't they ever draw the weird fetish stuff we're discussing
>>12776600But __I_ am a very ugly human
>>12776611But I never post about horse fetishes or pony penises.
>>12776611It makes me wish I could draw good already.Then I could whip out my name, he could whip out his, and we could fetish circlejerk all day.
>>12776619but they do, just not here
>>12776588Good! That's what she's there for!
>>12776597What if Pinkie Pie had a vore fetish?
>>12776625would it kill them to drop an imgur link or something?
What if a writefag wrote a heavily sexual story about I DON'T WRITE SMUT
>>12776635I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say anon.
>>12776598I really wish I was a girlI want to get fucked with a big dick without it hurtingI want to cum from itI want to wear pretty dressesAnd be prettyI want to spend all my time cooking and cleaning and fucking my husbandAnd taking care of my kidsAnd gossiping with other housewives
>>12776598>you will never be a qt femanon with her own loving stallion pone
>>12776635so what, like Twilight Sparkle coming to terms with the fact that Rainbow Dash won't stop pestering her to write lewd fanfiction about their ocs?
>>12776628What if she made tiny little gingerbread ponies and a little ginerbread ponyville and then spent her nights eating the tiny civilization whole?
>>12776640I know that feel.Except for the last part.
>>12776640but don't you want equality?Fuck I'm sorry, I'll stop now.
>>12776640But where are the ponies?
>>12776643That sounds both adorable and arousinghas khorme been around lately?That sounds like something up his alley
>>12776650My husband can be a horseI'd want him to be horse hung at least
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>12776640>I want to get fucked with a big dick without it hurtingGuys and girls can both do that, guys and girls can both get hurt from it.>I want to cum from itAgain, guys and girls>I want to wear pretty dressesGo for it>And be prettyWho says you'd be a pretty girl?>I want to spend all my time cooking and cleaning and fucking my husbandNot in this economy you don't>and taking care of my kidsnot exclusive to females>and gossiping about other housewivesokay I guess that's pretty girly
>>12776659What if the blood god is hemophiliac and needs constant blood transfusions to stay alive?
>>12776670What if the blood god is a hermaphrodite and needs constant ejaculations to stay alive?
>>12776640I want to have sex with guys, but as a girl.
>>12776685>>12776640you would have never went to MLPG if you were a girlyou would probably be calling yourself a pegasister right now if anything
>>12776665nah you can't really wear pretty dresses or (try to) be pretty as a guypeople will throw rocks at you and stuff
>>12776691The fuck, do you live in the middle east?
>>12776691But anonIt's totally acceptable in today's societyAnd if someone disagrees, call their words offensive and call them ableist scum.
>>12776691Then stop living in fucking Iran
Talk about ponies you fucking faggots.
>>12776701would you rather fuck a pony or be a pony getting fucked by a human
>>12776704bothat the same time
>>12776665>Tried Can't without wearing buttplugs the whole day>Tried so so many times>I don't have a twink body>My sisters are pretty. I'm a little attractive I guess>I'll marry some rich white guy>Yeah but I'll get weird looks when I take them to the park
>>12776704I'd rather fuck a pony.Ponies are cute. Most humans are disgusting, especially the ones that want to fuck ponies.
>>12776707Ooh, yeah that is close enough.Here I saw this 6'5~ dude with really nice long blonde hair in a really elegant red dress. He pulled it off, was 'mirin.
>>12776711>MLPG will never play DEFCON together>We'll never play it in real time while we pone
>>12776717>pone until the world ends>pone while the world ends>still pone after the world ends
>>12776709>I don't have a twink bodyTHEN YOU MUST FORGE YOURSELF A TWINK BODY
>>12776721>opinions of shitposters mattering at all
>>12776721>the two shitposters
Daily reminder that we are currentlyFIVE MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
>>12776721oh bcs, you so crazy.like, literally crazy. please get some help.
>>12776721Whatever shall we do without the gracing presence of a shitposter and a shitposting furfag?
>>12776731what kind of fucked up timezone is 25 minutes off?
>>12776721She's not entirely wrong you know
>>12776725NO YOU DON'T GET ITWIDE BODYWIDE HIPSMY CHEST IS LIKE TWICE AS THICK AS MY EX
>>12776740>>12776741BELIEVE IN YOURSELFI WAS ONCE YOU LIKEBUT THEN I DID THE SQUATSAND I ATE THE OATSAND I AM SLOWLY LOSING WEIGHTNEVER GIVE UP FOXYOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOUR WAIFUWHAT WOULD SHE THINK IF SHE SAW YOU RIGHT NOW?SHE DESERVES IT
>>12776721This is like some fucking modern art or something'The irony of men'
>>12776752>menMore like, 'The Irony of Something Resembling Men'
>>12776759>becomes daily reminderTalking about daily reminders, where did mlpg.jpg go?
COME ON EVERYPONY SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>12776571No, just what I saidI'm more productive when I've got someone to send the stuff to, you know>>12776564>well, you can throw smut at us and we'll respondI dunno, that's not really the same as a discussion. More importantly:>what's the problem?Like I said, it's often not pony
I'm going to marry Twilight.
>>12776805I don't blame him, Celestia would be a boring pony to hang out with.
I think my family knows I'm gay
>>12776816Who is your favorite pony?
>>12776816Do they know that you like ponies?
>>12776775If all you want is someone to dump your art on and talk to you about every picture in minute detail, you should probably just keep moving.
>>12776757'The Irony of a furry and a mental defective'
>>12776826>>12776828NoThank godThey'd disown me
>>12776813>Not egging her to dick with the sun while you watch
>>12776841>Not egging her to dick
>>12776839>parents disowning you because of a cartoonwiggity what
>>12776670then that's bloodseeker from doto
>>12776835yeahI suppose it's just as wellI'm not sure I could trust anyone here with the stash anyway