Things that are like ponies but are not ponies edition!Old horse: >>12763891
I AM THE GREATEST
This thread was made and deleted before. No.
>>12769859because it was beaten by a few scant seconds before
I want to be the very best
>>12769885It was marked.
>>12769889well, you have to defeat >>12769858 to do so
>>12769912I prefer to pet the ponies
>>12769825NOTTO THISO SHITTO AGAIN
>>12769921would you pet your pet pony?
>>12769889THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Pony said I'm the best at petting her and no one petted her better than me.SUCK IT FAGGOTS
>Lamia poniesOn a scale of 1 - 10:Yes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnlquKcFM58 Here, S4 animatics
pantyanon are you here?
>>12769960but I don't have a pet pony to pet
remember when saine gray was cool
Any good horseboners lately?
>>12770003if you had a pet pony to pet would you pet your pet pony?
>>12769987Why does S4 look so perfect /co/?
hurry up and mark this threadi want to delete it and post it in the bat pony general
>>12770003Use your imagination anon.And by imagination, I mean penis
>>12770048Have you ever stood in such dramatic shadows that people could only see your eyes and hair?
>>12769960>>12770040>you will never have a pet filly going into heat for the first time
>>12770040Of course. I would make sure she gets lots of fresh air and play time too.nonsexually of course
>>12769960>>12770003>>12770040>>12770069pony is not for slavery
>>12770049that would really just rustle my jammies all up, boy i tell ya hwhut
>>12769986maximum hugging abilities
>>12770082some arewe need hard working pony slaves to make life easier for the more high class ponies and humans
>>12770031there hasnt been ANY good pony fics OR art in so long i had to go back to fapping to 3dpd
this thread reminds me of somethinghttp://arch.413chan.net/mlp12521699.html
>>12770011It's grey with an E
>>12770131>same filenameYeah, someone else make a new thread
>>12769987I hope they make some kind of legit reason Luna went bonkers with shit, not just "I'm jealous so I'm going to be bad". I am betting on something like Celestia being a bit too much gloaty about the sun and duties she inadvertently became a dick to Luna
>>12770131new thread pls.
>MLP will never have amazing writing like Large Father and Small Son
Here's an update on that thing I did yesterday.
>tfw it's impossible to find a good hat server now, and the only way I can play is with mlpg
>>12770192well I hope the people who bought those are happy
>>12770192i hope one of them sues the shit of them so bad.
>>12770207What are you implying here mister
>>12770207the worst feeling
>>12770219>Someone showed Betheda employees F:E shit and they got free swag for it.I shit you not.
>>12770200wats the joke?
>>12770225well fuck, I guess I should stop trying then.
>>12770219Type it again with proper english, I have no idea what you just tried to say.
>>12770200heh cuteI love how he's just deadpan staring at the thing in the last panel
>>12770202I don't understand this response.
>>12770207Half of any game is the people you play it with.
>>12770274they made no profitjust covered the costs of the books
>>12770200I don't have any approval pictures for thisI love it
>>12770241>I guess I should stop trying thenSomebody linked your older thread with the exact same OP that was marked and then thread deleted. Maybe you should have tried something else if you didn't want to be associated with it.
>>12770192what the fuck is this like a Fallout Equestrian DVD? what is even on it?
>>12770274You can't really copyright a word. Besides, all the names in the fic were non FO canon (pipbuck vs pipboy and so on) and they are protected under parody clause.
>>12770302Its the fanfic in book form
>>12770302It's this thing called "books". Imagine, pieces of paper with text on them. How archaic!
>>12770302the fic, because a txt file of it doesn't fit on a cd
>>12770207Can we hats now?
>>12770309>pipbucki heard so much about this stupid story and even the people who like it make it sound like shit to me.
>>12770331W-what kind of tablet is made only with paper?!HOW DO YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC?!
Hey guys let's talk about our hopes for S4?
>>12770140FUCK that means my entire folder is a lie
>>12770360in the actual thread>>12770225
Pony that is not pony is cute.
>uncertain which horse to fetish in
Hey Apples, what's your real reason for deleting pony? The reason I quit pony, or at least less frequent, is because it's my main source of traffic and all I'm known for.
>>12770140ey man can I get a link to your tumblryou post finished requests, right? I was wondering if you decided to do mine or not.Ponies playing beach volleyball or something like that
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/meet-n-fuck-bikini-bottom.swfWhy isn't there an MLP meet n fuck yet?
>>12770426that one is also not marked>>12770427I agree
>>12770446Because there are no chicks here
>>12770427pony is incapable of not being cute no matter their form
>>12770449this is a ruse thread that OP will delete as soon as the marker is posted. we had that before.
>>12770464would you protect them from this?
Ross pls finish this.
>>12770411Holy crap, someone's actually saving my art?
>>12770474I assure you that I will not
>>12770498I am tooYou make good stuff
>>12770240>>12770244>>12770292It's not entirely done yet - still need that moment when we snap back to reality - but thanks for the support.Trying something new and it seems to be paying off so far.
>>12770474the reason this thread got deleted last time was recycling being enforced by a mod
>you will never have a massive ponut
I couldn't think of a way that I liked to depict Sparkler visiting Derpy, so I drew them catching up. It was going to be in a forest in the fall, I had it all planned out and abandoned it because it wasn't looking great.So no painting, just two colorful ponies. I really need to study painting more.
>>12770563But you have a massive human donut anon.
>>12770411>>12770515>>12770529Thanks, you guys are great
a tale of two threads
>>12770563a massive shame
>>12770585still cute either way
>>12770593Why does ponoe like to beep?
stop posting in this dead thread
>>12770609because it's a fun noise to make
the brones watch the pones as the pones watch the broneswho watch the pones go by
>>12770588>you will never fill anon's massive donut with your horsecock
>>12770588Humans have internal donuts.
do personhorses count?
"hahaha boop" when
>Go back to /co/>See all the new generalsWhen did we become normal?
>>12770699>>12770699sometime between now and the heat death of the universe
>>12770699>EHHH HEEEEEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHH!>BEWP!
>>12770339>It's a book because no known portable storage could hold it.
>>12770444This is the only thing I have relating to the beach.Tumblr is sainegrey.tumblr.com I also recently started a thread on the sub
>>12770709will celestia die a heat death?>you will never fuck celestia untill all energy in the universe has turned into mass
oh god which one do I boop
>>12770735I hope she does not have to sit through the heat death of the universe
>>12770725>mfw I actually requested that one as wellcheers
>>12770747this one has more people
Wonder if this manga is going to be any good.
>>12770747Oh, you too?
>>12770762Most likely not
>>12770747Boop them both.Let Leth sort them out...
>>12770757stop hogging all the requests you request hog
>>12770606I am annoyed that I can no longer see what I liked, but also that the person is having some sort of problem and letting it control their actions. I'm the type of guy to notice that something is wrong and to figure out why. Being too laid back is just letting a problem go and continue. Eventually it will mess with something you like and then you will talk about it, but why not nip it in the bud?
Do you like your pony achingly fullor well drained?
>>12770795Is that guy wasting Big Red?
>>12770747ISAAC BOOP SOMETHING OR I WILL
>>12770757saine is cool but his friend roogna is trying his hardest to turn him into a furry.dont be surprised if you see obese anthro pics on his tumblr soon
>>12770833Is that you Horsemilk?
>>12770830I like to well drain my achingly full pony.
>>12770795I have perfected the art of coming up with requests that artists like to respond torequests that are structured enough to give them ideas but loose enough to give them freedom to play with those ideas artisticallylight and fun, my two-to-three sentence blurb responses to "requests?" enthralls them every timeIn other words, come and get them~
>>12770833>Me trying to turn him into a furryeheheAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAAAAAHHAAAAHAAAAHAHA
>>12770795I want that hat.
>>12770865what are ones artists have done so far?
>>12770888i was also just noticing how sweet that hat is
>>12770888pleb tier hat
i want to cum inside pantyanon
>>12770865I've gotten "Scootaloo wearing a hat" a bunch of times. If it's simple enough people will do it because it doesn't sound like as much work.
>>12770894that is such a cute idea for a comic or something
Guys I have a dilemna. I poot alot in my computer chair. My computer chair is made of leather. So after about 3 months of pooting not only did make a new hole in my underwear, I also destroyed the seating area on my chair where I poot alot.Please explain to me what causes this phenomomomon?
>>12770894>Ponies and hatsDear god no, none will survive. It's the second coming of socks.
>>12770960Satan lives inside your colon.Get a priest.
>>12770917>playing TF2>hear teammate cry out>turn around>suddenly a spy with a car on his head>it bobs around as he runs away from my bullets>disappears
>>12770898loads of them. I don't save them anywhere specialThey're usually just doodles but I appreciate them all the same. Last one I remember off the top of my head is that Aussie pony Jessy doodled.It's the artists doing all the work, I just come up with ideas a lot.
>>12771002>not being paralyzed with dreadlies
>>12770982I'm having a hard time remembering if there were ever ponies wearing socks in the show.Were there any?
>>12771002>The last thing you hear is a car alarm beep behind you.
>>12771015i hope you aren't an entitled fuck about it-
>>12771031Too lewd, point is it'd take over.
>>12771031I can't think of any
>>12771020Pinkiepuss is cute
>>12771004>>12771020I'd like to watch Pinkieocto bouncing along on two tentacles.
>>12771020This is one of my favorite fandom pics of all time.
>>12771066That she is
Your favourite pone is a fascist
>>12771031No but they have socks so that means they wear them sometimes. Rarity threw one away in Party of One and I think they showed up at least once more but can't rememberShe was throwing away a human sock.
>>12771015>Getting a request done even if it's just a doodle.Feels good, man.I need to do it more.
>>12771078oh god is she the thing?
>>12771078Would you make out with the top of fluttershy's head.
>>12771056Absolutely disgusting and unrealisticGet a better fetish/10
>>12771056>that blush>that smile>those heaving tits>that outline of a puffy nipple>offering of herself>soft bellyI am getting a boner. Also ignoring the legs.
>>12771082Time to activate the garbage disposal I installed recently
>>12771089oh yeah, well so is your face
>>12771056Why is she so happy
>>12771089No she isn't
>Random key wont work on keyboard.>Turns out there is a piece of stainless steel trimming caught inside.>Pull out half a cat's worth of hair fishing for it.
>>12771066What about this?
>>12771050are you kidding me, it's like getting a present every timeI never expect people to actually do them, so I'm always pleasantly surprisedI love that this general has so many artists, it's crazy
>>12771138yeah she's a fashion-ist!
>>12770808I guess I won't be able to understand your point of view at the moment; I just try to stay lax or just comfort instead due to feeling under-qualified to actually help as I'd rather not make any situation worse by my hands.It's sometimes a shame to find the art you liked is hard to find again, but it's not like it was ours in the first place, the artist was sharing, we saw it and appreciated it at the time.Thanks for talking the way you have as well, it's really swell. Do believe me when I say I'm trying to understand where you're coming from, as reluctant as I'm being.
>>12771142There's a fairy that slips one hair in your keyboard a day for every day you use it.
>>12771162Getting a request done is the best feeling in the world
>>12771165You may not be him but you're as bad as him.God I'm having flashbacks about the Pinkie book...oh god those puns...so godamn many, everywhere.
>>12770202Oh god these .gifs
>>12771137I hate Snips, I hate anthro, but there's something about this that gets me going. I hate myself for it too.Like what?
>>12771108Please go back to fluffybooru.
>>12771035Ha ha! *beep*>car hits your nose
>>12771162we need more people like you.not just someone who can pitch good ideas to artfags, but also someone who isn't a huge asshole about it.
>>12771172I knew dad always complained about faeries for some reason!Damn them and their magical land of San Fransisco!
>>12771031>>12771094Apple Bloom had a bunch of socks.Also she's wearing one, that counts, right?
>>12771220mint pleasethere are no hands or lesbian candy makers here
>>12771192What about doing requests? Don't tell me you just take and don't give.
>>12771154I don't know anon, she's kind of Yellow.
>>12771192Why doesn't he just remove the detonator from the charge?
>>12771220>hello.jpg>iloveyou.jpgwon't you tell me your name?
>>12771224HE IS NEVER FOR SEXUAL, NOW OR EVER
>>12771222>Rarity is a humanfucker>Applebloom is also a humanfuckerI guess Twilight isn't alone after all
>>12771235What about Octovia
>>12771056Dude this really sucks.
>>12771192So...he uses telekinesis on the cuter...why isn't he doing this from a distance?
>>12771228I have hands like a snake and any work I can do is not at a presentable level yet. That "crystal therapy" guy draws better than me
>>12771252is that a vagina on her chest?!
>>12770174I'm pretty sure it's Twilight looking into a memory, not aware that's what's happening
>>12771252ilu bby u dtf?
>>12770436I told you the real reason. I don't need a sub because I'm not going to use it. I lost interest in mlpg and ponies so I don't feel the need to have one. Sorry man!Celestia is still a favorite though. I find myself wanting to draw her a lot.
>>12771207aw shucksI'd rather contribute, to be honest. I feel like I get a lot without giving back enough, like how >>12771228 puts it.>>12771192I love tailoring requests to artists, too. I saw Inky had cool backgrounds so I suggested hippie ponies in the Yellow Submarine and got two pictures out of it. Too cool
How much brony princess will be in S4?
>>12771262I don't browse /g/, who is this guy and why does he interject so often to tell me ab out the wonders of gentoo?
>>12771162>>12771192It amazes me any time one of my silly requests gets taken.
>>12771280>Magnet Week pony
>>12771056>see top of the imageunf>those fucking legsfnu
>>12771240Doors plspls stay
>>12771280That's just Twist with a different eye color. Even the cutie mark is the same.
>>12771280No one understands her talent, or her powers.
>>12771275Are you going to leave already?
>>12771275So ... you really are not done with mlpg and ponies.You are not making any sense.
>>12771303Oh shit never mind those are magnets. I'm a retard and suck dicks. Sorry.
>>12771280Unf really cute!
>>12771170I like discussions/debates. I'm okay with being wrong, or knowing that my perspective is just a subjective choice, but every conclusion I've gotten to why a person destroys everything they make is a ritual of that person attempting to destroy a part of themselves they don't want. A person is not entitled to the things an artist makes, but no good comes from destruction. I try not to be hung up by it, but nobody ever wants to talk about it every time I ask about it.
>>12771288I love spaghetti-spilling twilight
>>12771280How does her special talent work?
so how would you design a Naga for the show (not Naga-pony)
>>12771275okay, sad to see you not around but i hope you have funand if you do want to drop by for whatever that is okay too
>The CMC go to Anon's house, having a big day planed full of fun and adventure>But when they get there, there's no answer at the door>Confused and a little concerned the little ponies go in through a window and find Anon on his bed, not at all looking well>He's very pale and shaking and covered in sweat>"Huh? W-who's there? Oh, its you girls. I'm s-sorry, but I can't play with you today. I don't think I have the strength to even get out of bed.">"Oh no, Anon!" Applebloom frets. "Is there anything we can do for you?">"I could really use a doctor, but I can't reach the phone.">"Ok, we're on it!" Sweetie Belle picks up the phone, but before she can press two buttons Scootaloo clamps down on the receiver>"Hey! What's the big idea?!">"Don't you guys see what this means?" Scootaloo says excitedly>"What? Anon is sick and needs help!">"Exactly! This is the perfect opportunity for us to get our cutie marks as doctors!">"......hey yeah!">"You're right!">Anon desperately tries to crawl across the bed to the phone, but doesn't have the strength to lift his head let along drag his body.
>>12770833Also if that would be anyone's fault it would be Sanguinius not Roogna.>>12771252Not bad either. Octavia is okay when people aren't shipping her with Vinyl Scratch.
>>12771337He's doomed, isn't he?
>>12771337RIP AnonAlso fuck you Scootlaoo.
>>12771244In my interpretation of Sugar, she's sort of spaghetti about things like this since nobody finds her attractive. When someone does, she gets all enthusiastic, like being thirsty and finding water. All that sexual repression and frustration being released. That combined with her body does me in.
>>12771297>>12771056>>12771107>>12771137>"Heh - Mom says all the girls in our family got it where it counts!"
>>12771220Lyra, please back up.
>>12771292GNU nutcase who spends all his time being pedantic about free licensing vs non-free licensing.He's made some great software in his time, but overall just a pedantic slob who slows things down for GNU.
>>12771334they'd probably end up looking like big snakes with arms, maybe multiple set's of arms to keep the design interesting, but probably no major human looking features, with the arms being very reptillian
>>12771056SB just stick to drawing your fetish ponies. You don't know how to draw anything else.
Lyra is the neckbeardiest of all the ponies
>watching through a nonpony related cringe video of some idiot event>theres a brony there>of course there is
>>12771220Lyra want ups
>>12771275At least let us follow you in some manner. I like the stuff you make.
>>12771378Hmmm Yes perfect
>>12771388then why does /g/ worship him so much?
>>12771292>>12771388Also he will never tell about the wonders of Gentoo because Gentoo isn't completely free. It has non free software bundled in it
>>12771244you mean pass out from lack of oxygen because your lungs are crushed
>>12771377>>12771378She seems more like the type to be a huge flirt despite that - the girl who'll wink and smile at any boy, and projects this air that she's the sexiest woman in the world... until someone actually flirts with HER, in which case, the Spaghetti Express pulls into the station and it all comes apart.
>>12771355>tfw we're all doomed
>>12771424Well for some people it's the same situation like gentoo.For others they truly believe in what he says.
>>12771424They don't, they mock him.
>>12771377>>12771378>her stamina outlasts yours>you spend the next weekend alternating between chugging sports drinks, fucking, getting ridden, and sleeping>on Monday she snuggles close to you and sighs happily>"Mmm... we should do this again next week."
>>12771332she doesn't know how it works...but she knows she can't be near metal or else things stick to her horn.
>>12771474What is Lesson Zero?
>>12771456>"Hey Snips.">"zzznuh...">"Snips!">"Wh-wha wha huh?">"You're droolin' on me.">"Oh. Heh -- sorry about that."
>>12771478I would maggy.Even if I had to take off my glasses to kiss her.
>>12771474What is Magical Mystery Cure?
>>12771474MMC>inb4 go home disneymasterIt's for reasons other than the alicorning
>>12771417>you will never pick lyra upI think I'll find a nice quiet bridge to walk off
>>12771456SB please draw all this Sugar stuff going on.
>>12771456You'r are not learning from school are you?
You're the flexible one!
>>12771478Talk about a pony with a magnetic personality!
>>12771243ponies find humans irresistable
>>12771544I am going to kill you one of these days.
>>12771474what is SAYS
>>12771541We don't draw pones at school.
>>12771541Hey dickweed, if you want to criticize a contributor, make a specific criticism or shut up.Sincerely, someone who's tired of the acidic attitude of mlpg driving contributors up and out.
>>12771544Too obvious to be funny. It needs to be unexpected and clever, yet at the same time groan inducing.
>>12771222Oh, jeez, I didn't even notice I failed at uploading the file.
>>12771446So pretty much wants it but doesn't know what to do when she has it type? Pretty much just flirting to combat her feelings of self hatred.
>>12771292Richard StallmanBasically in the late 70's computing was dominated UNIX developed by AT&TIt cost an absolute shitload to license and you couldn't release any changes you made to it if you didBerkeley made a clone of UNIX but that wasn't free eitherSo basically he decides that they should build UNIX that isn't UNIXGNU is everything that makes UNIX rewritten and expanded upon, except it's free for everyone to change and redistributeThe interjection shit is because people call GNU/Linux Linux even though there is ~5x more GNU project code than there is Linux code in your average distroThe gentoo shit is just /g/ being funnyGentoo is very hard to install so it's their catchcry whenever someone asks for stupid advice
>>12771582Why are you still replying?
>>12771569Hey Anon...No need to be so dead set on something so trivial!
>>12771590>Implying that is really supposed to go on a hoof and not a horsecock.
>>12771466>>12771378>"You hungry, babe? Cuz baby's got some sweet cherry cobbler for you~">"Sugar... I'm exhausted... let's take a breather for a bit?">"What are you talkin' about? I mean, I have a thing of cherry cobbler in the fridge. You want some?"
>>12769825> Zecora nagaPleasePlease NO
>>12771544I guess you could say she attracts a lot of attention.
>>12771630You saying she found that in her brothers room?
>>12771623Carlos, I think it's time we talked.Why must you resort to puns? Laughter may be the best medicine, but injecting humor into every situation isn't always the right idea. Are you doing it as a coping mechanism? A defense against a world you can't control or change?
>>12771642Wonder if she'd be good at baking Or perhaps only meh or bad despite her name
>>12771337>Anon wakes up some time later, feeling very dizzy and hot>He can't see very well and the sense of motion is making him nauseous, though he can clearly tell he is surround by apples. Buried in them, in fact>He tries to move, but is far to weak to lift himself self, let alone even one apple. The effort makes him groan and Sweetie Belle appears>"Hi Anon! Did you have a good nap? Are you feeling better? Want me to take your temperature again?">"Girls, please. I'm very sick. I need to see a doctor.">"Don't worry," Scootaloo says, from somehwere un seen. "We're almost there!">"The hospital?">"Better! Our club house!">Anon realizes he's in an apple cart, discreetly hidden amongst the fruit and under a tarp, onl able to look out a very small gap facing the back and Sweetie Belle trotting up the rear. The others must be pulling it.>"Well, where are you girls off to in such a hurry with so many apples?">Is that....Applejack? Oh thank god, an adult. Surely she'll save him>"Oh, just heading to the club house. We're....gunna see who can eat the most apples!">"Yeah, that's right. For our.....cutie marks and stuff!">"You don't say....anywho, you girls haven't seen Anon around lately, have you? He seems to have just dissapeared.">He tries to call out, but between his impossibly dry through and churning stomach, all he can do is retch feebly>"Nope, can;t say that we have!" Applebloom says, much louder then she needed to.">"....well alright then. You girls have fun.">The last thing Anon sees before passing out again is Applejack walking in the other direction
Cuddles for hire is dangerousLet me know what happens here tonight.
>>12771655I could see how that could be pretty polarizing.
>>12771642>she tells Spice about you>she comes over
ah, fuck i'll go to bed.i'll ask about pantyanon tomorrow.
>>12771676Oh god this is going to be like Misery isn't it
>>12771544>>12771655>>12771694Legitimately physically painful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q2v_5QpUC8This would be pretty hot with some decent voice acting.
>>12771262Why the fuck is he getting so angry?
>>12771745It would be pretty unf if the animator knew how to do sound effects and Voice acting.
>>12771703>She keeps asking Sugar if it's really okay for her to do it with you>Even when Sugar keeps saying it's fine.>Have to keep reassuring her that yes, she's pretty and no you're not gonna say anything mean>She still gets cold feet when you're about to do the act with her>End up just cuddling naked for a while instead.
>>12771676Poor Anon. Being tortured to death by the CMC must be awful.
>>12771745that's pretty goodat lot better than the stuff I sent in for it
>>12771768They told him to install gentoo.
>>12771745The person making it was having a hard time finding a VA so maybe that's the best they could do
>>12771745>tfw 10 hours left on 720p download of Baking Babs
>>12771666Oh Satan...You of all people would know the soul of my problems!
>>12771802We talked about monstergals in the last thread.
>>12771745>that husky voice>that Manehattan accentWhat is this unf
>>12771807Oh now I get this comic
>>12771768He was holding a lecture for a bunch of latin-americans and thought they all spoke english, and then he found out a lot of them don't and flipped out.
>>12771818Is that actually a Manhattan accent?Is that what soft-spoken New York women sound like?... It's time to man up and get to Williamsburg.
>>12771768Stallman is basically an asspieHe's bilingual and he was presenting for some spicsHe asked if he should present in English or SpanishThey told him English is fineThen half way through they ask him to switch to SpanishHe loses it
>>12771815Trixie has the unfest voice in Equestria.
>>12771836Dunno if it's Manhattan, but it sounds pretty New York/General Northeast Coast ish.
>>12771616thanks for the clear and concise summation
>>12771843Well he was like an hour into the lecture. That's basically saying "we haven't been listening the whole time." But yes he's a manchild aspie.
>>12771816Yeah but I missed it
>>12771843Leave it to Stallman to spill the beans!
>>12771446overly confident snails who doesn't actually expect her efforts to yield a result is a pretty good route to go with sometimes
>>12771815voice actresses a slut
>>12771815>>12771857> dom linesNot so into it> "FUCK ME YOU CRAZY ONE"YeahYeah I can dig this
>>12771885Overly confident Snails or Snips?
>>12771843I think I can understand why he'd be angry. Not with how he reacted to it onstage, but definitely how he felt.If it'd be better to present in Spanish, don't fuck around and say English is fine then backtrack an hour later.
>>12771912fuckI NEVER mix them up
>>12771885But what if she's just being her boisterous ol' self, not really expecting anything to come of her behavior, when she hooks a guywould she remain so composed and confident
>>12771914I didn't see this coming.
>>12771925Snaps and Snarls are best fillies.
>>12771937NEITHER DID SNOWDROP.
>>12771937Fuck i'm tired of seeing these puns.
>>12771925Draw some female Snips spilling spaghetti when called out on her flirty "jokes".
>TIL you can touch fluffy tailHJNGGNGNGGNGGGGGGGG
>>12771745all I could think while watching this is that I've seen that mare's dripping pussyn-nice voice though, feels like I was watching an 80s movie for some reason
>>12771815>>12771857Most of it is a little forgettableBut the panting/groaning sample about midway through is pretty good, she didn't do it too pitchy.The real trouble is half of the time it sounds like something crazed Rarity would say, right down to the rumble. Compare and contrast with how she said when she thought "Tom" was getting taken away from her, or Fluttershy when flipping out in the Canterlot Gardens.The best we've really heard is Trixie sounding indignant, not pleading or particularly needful. This VA probably did about as best as anyone would expect.
>>12771962Sorry Anon...I will stop....You have been punished enough.
>>12771975>game instantly ends
>>12771975Kill her. She's an abomination towards the Age of Dark.
>>12771935>"Girlfriend left you, huh, Anon?">"Heh - maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight~">"Y'know... I wouldn't mind that, if it's okay with you. You wanna come by my place tonight?">"Oh.">"Uh... h-heh... hang on a second, I gotta use the bathroom... be right back.">She squeezes out the window and bolts.>"I CAN NEVER COME BACK HERE EVER AGAIN."
>>12771978> Peppermint SplashI guess she's made previous appearances?
>>12771925S'okay.I bet Cheerilee would feel really bad about mixing them up, too.
>>12771787>Sugar is still masturbating
>>12772007I think my dick just explodedShould I call 911 or just inform Jay Leno directly?
>>12771935>But what if she's just being her boisterous ol' self, not really expecting anything to come of her behavior, when she hooks a guythat's what I meanshe's flirty and playful but doesn't actually expect a guy to go with itso if anyone actually says yes she gets kind of spaghettithis is the same approach I created for Gillou, to be fair
>>12772007That wing placement is bugging me
>>12772003>she skips town, gets her name legally changed and starts wearing pants at all times to hide her cutie mark
pony got back
>>12772041That's because they're fake, Anon.
>>12771676>Anon slips in and out of consciousness for a while, eventually waking up to find himself laying on large pillows inside the CMC club house >He feels just as bad as before....no, actually much worse. He can feel many small wounds all over himself, especially around the head, as well as scratchy bandages>"Oh good, you're awake again!">He finds the three fillies beside him, armed to the teeth with stethoscopes and various other useless medical paraphernalia >"Girls....please. I don't I should have been moved. Please, call">He's cut off by Applebloom gently smothering his mouth with a hoof. "Shhhh, its ok, Anon. We doctor now.">"Why am I covered in bandages?">"Well you see, you're like really heavy.">"Yeah, and carrrying you up the ramp was hard.">"You kept getting caught on nails and branches. And we....kinda dropped you.">"Twice.">Anon tries to get up and run for it, but his legs might as well be made of stone. He instead flops loosely to his side and notices red marks all along his arm>"Oh god, am I bleeding?!">"What? Oh no no." Applebloom assures as they secure him back onto the cushions>"I was always told that love is the best medicine," Sweetie Belle explains. "So I borrowed some of Rarity's lipstick and...well....">She turns away, blushing>"But it doesn't seem to be working." Scootaloo interjects. "In fact, you're turning green. Not sure what that means, but its really cool. Can you do blue next?"
>>12772033Wait, when has Gillou ever been blustery and confident
>>12772041I totally didn't even see the wings until you pointed them out.
>Dream Team still has giant battles>They're better than they were in Inside Story
>>12772007Trixie would make such a pretty alicorn.>>12772041They're fake, dude.
>>12772049I can't believe. All those months of wait and just... that.
>>12772033Really? I thought Gillou would be just a girl who is hyper optimistic to deal with her issues. Would probably be spaghetti if around a guy in an intimate manner, but didn't take her as a flirt.
>>12772003>Anon is left alone, again.>Probably killed himself.
>>12772049So did she cream in his face just on contact? What was that?
>>12772060damnit I love the crusaders, why do you do this to me?
Pony just wants your to wake up.
>>12772049I don't know about you guys but ajin draws some fucking kawaii horses
>>12772088She smeared some of the pie on her flank and was going to have him lick it off, but she accidentally hipchecked him in the face.
>>12772088She put the pie over her vagina.The joke is that she wanted him to eat her out, but while turning around, her gigantic ass knocked him out.
>>12772071> still ranks higher than Fluttershy> Technically now on Weather Team> can't fly, so she winds up being on ground control and caution sign duty> she just won't stop making "DETOUR AHEAD - LIGHTNING STORMS NEXT SIX MILES UNTIL SUNDOWN" in her fucking sparklers
>>12772060>Here lies Anon>He never scored
>>12772060Wonder how long it'll take before they realize he's in serious trouble and needs an actual doctor.
>>12772110where the hell were you a day ago
>>12772114>no DashI do not want to wake up.
>>12772152She's running off to get help
>>12772128When he stops moving and does turn blue.
>>12772110Some kind of jelly bean
>>12772082Gillou masks self-confidence issues with being optimistic and vaguely flirty, but only in a joking way. Never like she's actually trying to get any. In fact it's almost self-deprecating because when she suggests you must have been trying to peep on her, she sort of sees it as a joke because who would ever want to do thatShe's so sure she's not going to catch anyone's eye she doesn't even think about that sort of thing and just does it with impunity like how you can be more confident around someone when you know you don't have a chance and thus don't need to worry about impressing them. That's why she's so casual about it.
>>12772005At least oncehttps://derpibooru.org/317670
>>12772157> Poison Joke turns humans funny colors that ponies interpret as healthy coat colors> Unfortunately direct exposure by skin, cuts, or ingestion are also deathly poisonous if left untreated in humans> Anon dies turning the most wonderful shade of Twilight purple
>>12772134CanadaTook a weekend vacation.
>>12772168Pls draw this
I'M GOING TO HAVE DEPRAVED, PASSIONATE SEX WITH TRIXIE FOR HOURS
>>12772185>no girl - human or horse - will ever be that 'enthusiastic' about you
>>12771787>>12772027>Spice obsesses over boys not thinking she's pretty or that she'll never get laid>Really though, it's not even about whether or not she'll ever have sex>She just wants to know what it feels like, not being lonely.
>>12772208Enjoy your bug anon
>>12772208> This is how Trixie announces she's going to self-pleasure> every time> It carries through walls and everything.> It started out as a way to get out of her first-year stipulation of staying in the college dorms but now it's an ingrained habit.
>>12772168That's why I like her. She's not faking or lying, just being herself. Maybe has some self esteems issues, but doesn't manipulate people. You should draw what happens when a guy shows a lot of interest.
>>12772208NOT BEFORE ME, YOU BUMBLEFUCK
>>12772216No, but a boy might~
>>12772216just become internet famous
>>12772216I have once. It's kind of neat.
>>12772199oh. well welcome back.
>>12772259>tfw no qt trap
>>12772256>You should draw what happens when a guy shows a lot of interest.she watches pony with him
>>12772240What's wrong with passion?Are you trying to say Trixie can't be passionate?
PRETTY PONY PENIS
>>12772198>>12772185That's some top-gear animation there.
>>12772259>>12772284>tfw no qt bf to send you a picture of his dick dripping pre when you haven't fucked for 2 days;_;
He has come
>>12772287now we need her enveloping panka poi
>>12772280Thanks!So what did I miss?
>>12772272it's not all it's cracked up to be.
>>12772251>You announce to Trixie that you wish to make love>She announces back that she has considered, and out of the SEVERAL offers of companionship from her numerous and quite-handsome fans, she has decided you are the fortunate soul who will have carnal knowledge of her great and powerful flower of marehood tonight>Your neighbors downstairs start beating on their ceiling with a broom, telling you to keep it the fuck DOWN already
>>12772199I might reply in our story tonight. All we have left is the conclusion.
>>12772320Did you like what I did? Sorry again for taking so long.
>>12772312AW SHIT NIGGA WE POKEFUSIONS AGAIN?!
>>12772305>Her favorite pony is Pinkie Pie tooB-BACK OFF.
>>12772308I wish STDs didn't exist so I could fuck random guys.
>>12772308>implying>not his cute little trap cock bulging his panties
>>12772292Trixie doesn't seem the passionate type. Not the kind of passion that comes from love anyway.
>>12772287What about sex
>>12772337I can honestly say I didn't expect it. I get the same way with procrastination.
>>12772317just some prime hooks for super hot roleplaisbut thats in the past
what kind of apple is this
>>12772318Boxxy and/or Jessie Slaughter pls
>>12772340Hell yeah nigga
>>12772219>that last lineright in the heart
>>12772347Exactly, it could be hatesex. Hatefucking can be passionate as fuck
>>12772342STDs were created by the government to help regulate the population because as an animal we explode in our optimal environment. Gotta control otherwise it's going to implode.
>>12772342>Not just fucking young guys>Not just using a condomMost guys are just as scared of it as you areOr you could just date one you trust
>>12772198HOW IS SHE WALKING LIKE THAT WHILE HOLDING THAT GLASS OF WINE
>>12772363And what's in the present?
>>12772341NAW MANMORE GILLOU FOR THE BOTH OF US
>>12772381grip de hoof
>>12772377Hatesex doesn't sound that appealing and not what I think of when I think of passionate. But eh, your opinion man.
>>12772319> They aren't really paying attention, just reflexing to Trixie's booming voice.> It's even worse when she takes a telemarketing call.> That shit goes on FOR EVER.> You can't even hear the nightly news over it, they swear, that horse needs a boyfriend or girlfriend or a cat or SOMETHING to work out those neuroses.> The only way you can really "work out neuroses" with her is renting a room at the hotel for the deaf.
>>12772347You don't have to be lovey dovey passionateThinking your partner is the sexiest thing in the world is passion
>>12772364looks like a bell pepperyuck
>>12772342Set up a booth next an std screening center
>>12772381there are 2 wine glassesshe put down the one she was holding, walked to where the other one was and then picked it upShe'll come back to finish the first one later. She always does.
>>12772392She totally wants it
>>12772381Putting one hoof in front of the other. Walking is pretty intuitive once you get the hang of it.
>>12772379>dating guysIm not romantically interested in guys, just sexually.
>"Now lets get some fluids in you!">Oh thank goodness. Anon is dehydrated to the point of being serious and desperately wants something to drink for his soar throat. >"Here, Anon. The three of us made you some nice soup.">Whatever Anon had been thinking about the CMC quickly changed and he thought of them as nothing short of little angels as they brought over a small pot, bowl and a spoon>"Wh....what is it?" He says, delirious with sick and exhaustion. "Can't...smell.">"Well, we don't really know how to cook much...">"And we didn't have a lot of food at the club house....">"So we just boiled a lot of water by a camp fire outside!">Ok not really soup, but Anon is too thirsty and dizzy to complain and would love some water.>They pour the still rapid boiling pot of water into the bowl. Seeing that Anon was too weak to feed himself, they go to spoon feed it to him>He tries to say something as the still boiling spoonful of water is brought to his mouth, to move away, something. At the last moment he closes his mouth and it feels like liquid fire erupts over his lips in chin>He tries to scream in pain and for help, but all that comes out is a wheezing little gasp>"Ooopsie! Accidentally got some on you, Anon.">They repeat, this time getting the molten liquid into his gaping mouth and scorching the inside. He's too weak to even close his mouth anymore, and his visions dances with red and streaks of light from the pain and the sick>"Wait wait wait! Hold on a sec! This soup might be too hot.">Oh thank god, some reason>"Ok, lets blow on it a little.">The next spoonful is brought to Anon and a powerful spitty gust sends half the content of the spoon in a steaming hot spray over his face and eyes
>>12772344>Not sporting a dark spot on his panties
>>12772426>"Now lets get some fluids in you!"u-unf.
You don't understand do you? It's over. I won, you lost. No matter what you do from now on you can't change the outcome. I die , I'll winYou die, I'll winIt was fun tough...fucking your waifu
what if you went to Zecora's homeland and got taken captive by the native Diamond Dog variant?would you be able to survive as a Hyena possibly sexual slave, MLPG? keep in mind that they are a brutal matriarchy and all the women have pseudo-penises.
Slow down, mlpg! You're 2fast4me!
>>12772426This is horrible.Why would you do this scrubbles.
>>12772425>I'm not romantically interested in guys, just sexuallyWell fuck you thenDon't fuck any guys you selfish prick
>>12772444what if I told you to yiff in hell?
>>12772464i'd remind you that we're already here.
GG hasn't really drawn any monstergirl that I could potentially find attractive in any form.
>>12772443Who's KL?Because I'm known as KL to some
>>12772426this really seems exactly like how they would do it too.
>>12772426girls pleaseyou're killing himplease stop
>>12772488What a cute pony
>>12772486the inverse of LK, who earlier said he might potentially be interested in dudes romantically but not sexuallya mere joke, but I see it was more accurate than I expected
>>12772479Really? Not one? What would you want?http://mlpg.co/art/src/1368160491237.png
>>12772506That's the plan. Ponies understand the concept of insurance.
>>12772479Really?He has a pretty big variety, I'd think something would have caught almost everyone's tastes
>>12772513Pegasus tend to be cutest.
>>12772514I'm not the guy you were replying tooI'm just straight up gay
>>12772526If someone was some kind of freak who only liked humans I could maybe see them not liking any of his designs
>>12772520Do they understand the concept of 'benefactors'?He's leaving it all to Fluttershy!
>>12772488yes, rainbow dash, it is possible to go too fast.
>>12772479What features and qualities do you consider attractive?
>>12772543>benefactorsthat was the wrong word, wasn't it?What am I thinking of?
I miss this blog so much, you have no idea.
>>12772542Sure, but then they probably wouldn't be talking about it like they have a preference in monstergirls that GG hasn't hit
>>12772549Not being blocky
>>12772543Actually, that will has a rider that it must be of natural causes.Homicide, suicide, or manslaughter simply transfers his estate into government hands.
>>12772540Oh, okfor a sec there I was about to make a goatee joke
>>12772560beneficiariesRead some more books, Anon
I'm not really into any of them either. I like the little stories that come with his pictures though.
>>12772579I like GG's stories. All his little quests and characters and drawings.
>>12772563It was fun, but there's only so many jokes you can do with "lol edgy, smoke weed errday i hate the world" character.
>>12772539Fleetfoot is a pretty pony.
>you will never have a yard long horsecock and the blood and balls to power it
>>12772577i got the first 5 letters right, leave me alone!
>>12772602I'm disappointed that the comic didn't result in more art of her. Fleetmac is best ship.
>not being in love with Caimon
>>12772607>you will never cease your endless shitposting about dicks
>>12772542No, I mean I like the designs. GG has always had interesting designs, at least in one form or another. They're just not, well, too arousing to me. That doesn't mean they're bad characters in their own right.>>12772516Veronica looks the cutest, but the proportions are just a bit too extreme for my tastes. I like the idea of a lizard/salamander girl, but the rest of the package is just off-putting. Maybe I'm too picky.
>>12772598And he made a billion good ones.
>>12772640Sure there is, the exit is right over there!
PONY IS PONYING PONY AND THERE IS NOTHING CELESTIA CAN DO ABOUT IT!
>>12772640Yes there is, watch as I run away!
>>12772634>You'll never have an 8" dickI hate my 9 incher, it's just too unwieldy
>>12772623Caimon is basically the second best after Gillou
>>12772375>her face turns red when you tell her she's beautiful.>she always asks if you're being serious
>>12772640There's always escape.Maybe you didn't know this, but humans can bite through our tongues and (in many cases) bleed to death or through simple shock.If you think you can MAKE me touch your pony mudflaps, you're mistaken, Princess.
>>12772661IS THAT SO?LET'S SEE WHAT THE CUTE LITTLE JAILER PONIES SAY ABOUT THAT
ponies should touch noses
>>12772462I'm bored and I thought the CMC do a well meaning Misery was an amusing ideaOut of ideas now>the CMC use all their limited medical knowledge to heal Anon>They start with a defibrillator. >They dont actually have one, of course. But they do take turns putting their hooves to his chest and shouting "CLEAR!" before making BZZZZT sounds>They then try CPR, even though he's still breathing and conscious >They constantly push the breath out of him, making it heard to breath.>Scootaloo gets a little too enthusiastic and a rib snaps at some point>All three of them are too embarrassed to actually do mouth to mouth>At one point he's left alone and Winnona wanders into the club house>"H-hey girl. Good girl.">She comes over and sniffs him affectionately.>"Very good dog. Winnona. Go. Find. Applejack.">She cocks her head the way dogs do, still wagging her tail happily >"Find Applejack. Bring her here. Got that?">She gives a bark affirmative, then promptly lays down and snuggles asleep beside him>"Bad dog."
>>12772656>heA lot of the humour from that blog I just found too "loud", but still. All good things come to an end.
>>12772692I just left, I'm typing this from a public device!
>>12772678Before my last girlfriend put a crimp in it mine was around 7"Now it aches just a little when I'm really aroused and doesn't crack 6.7"Moral of the story: don't date big girls, or if you MUST be sure they know how to ride a dick without bending it backwards against a pubic bone
I don't think I'm capable of having a waifu.I mean, there are characters about whom I care a great deal, I would do anything to make them happy, but the fact is that I will never be able to; it's simply impossible.I would love them if they were real, but the sad fact of the matter is that they aren't real and never will be. I can't bring myself to fall in love with someone who doesn't exist.
>>12772695THEY ARE PONYING PONY THE MOST!
>>12772715For a second there I thought Winona was going to give anon mouth to mouth
>>12772715That poor sap.Anon and the ponies giving eachother grief is my favorite.
>>12772687My ex-girlfriend never believed I found her attractive. It got a little annoying to argue about it anytime I wanted to say she was pretty.
>>12772718>A lot of the humour from that blog I just found too "loud"It's common for young kids to do
>>12772728actual waifuing is pretty retardedpeople in mlpg just kind of use the term loosely but I'm okay with itI'm look at fucking AppleDan
>>12772219Remember that 63 Spike and Rarity?With Spike having a monumental crush on Rarity, and him fucking around with Spike's heart and mind just because he can, before eventually throwing her a pityfuck that only makes her feel worse?
>>12772728Me neither, but a few of them to strike some chords. It's all fake anyway.
>>12772760>actual waifuing is pretty retarded;_;
>>12772715>a rib snaps at some pointAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>rediv has a girlfriend
>>12772620>Fleetmac.Please, they hardly even interacted, and Mac kinda blew her off.Now Zecora on the other hand. Applejack seems to still distrust her a little, but Applebloom and Mac seem to like her. It makes them being together a little more endearing.
>>12772760>actual waifuing is pretty retardedI thought the same thing until I started feeling things for Pinkie.
>>12772771It's just my opinion, do whatever you like
>>12772768I'e boarded a plane to a location I will not reveal to you. I made my escape and you're guards are lazy shits.
>>12772764Yes, I do and it was awful, and if you think that's going to happen here you are also awful.
>>12772774I'm happy for her
>>12772781>Applejack finally allows Applebloom to hang out with Zecora, as long as Mac walks her there and picks her up
>>12772640>celestia will never clench so tight you can't escape
Which pony has a crippling fear of spiders?
>>12772774AwwwwI love gay couples>tfw no bf
>>12772715Let's fucking end this.>anon is left in the clubhouse overnight while the CMC go home and sleep in their warm, comfortable beds or in scootaloo's case a cold, uncomfortable park bench>anon slips into unconsciousness and freezes to death>opalescence eventually wanders by and starts eating his corpse
>>12772774Last I checked rediv is still without anyoneAlthough it is plainly obvious that she and mewball are destined to fuck.
>>12772744no, EA. That won't work on me. You've no power here!
>tfw night time breeze
Waifuing is just projecting your desires and wants onto an idea to satisfy yourself in an unhealthy manner.
>>12772796You can't stop the signal.
>>12772815how is it plainly obvious?
>>12772826>satisfy yourself in an unhealthy manner.story of my life.
>>12772715>Bad Dog.my sides
>>12772728I can't even pick oneAll of the ponies are my waifu
>>12772774she just has a crush on a girlthat's different from having a girlfriend
>>12772774Just look at all the fucks I give.
>>12772815Mewball will fuck anyone for a price.
[cum on step it up]
>finish something>take a step back and look at it>its just... not good>spent like 3 days on it>feel like i should do it overartttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>>12772781It could have at least spawned some cute and funny art of one sided affection.
>>12772860The price your dignity pays for fucking a midget?
>>12772870oh god that embedded sanic
>>12772793yes, continue to tell yourself that. Accept the illusion.>>12772805I'm pleased you are so willing to conform to your fate.
>>12772870which pony is Step It Up?
>>12772837They joked about it the other night, therefore they clearly want each other. /sarcasm
>>12772860how much?i'm not interested, just curious.
>>12772802>Finally allows Applebloom to hang out with Zecora.>After accidentally infecting her with cutie pox.>"Y'all can visit her but if you so much as let her get out of your site Mac, the deals off."
>>12772868But she was back in the finale. And she was on screen for like 5 times.Also you know those USB sticks? The Derpy one is actually called Derpy
>>12772834n-no, Luna! Get away f-from that!
>>12772781>Applejack seems to still distrust her a littlecan you provide evidence of this? other than lel souther people
>>12772882>Fleet writes fanfiction about her and Mac.
>>12772908He won't do you. But he bottoms out.
>>12772918No, I wanted an airheaded klutz with a heart of gold but no all I'm going to get is some "Where's Waldo" shit and a but of fans who don't know what's funny so they use muffins.
To the anon who mentioned the "Papers, please" vidya game yesterday, thank you!Glory to Ponytotzka!
>>12772954it's fun, right?
>>12772877>>finish something>>take a step back and look at it>Wow that loop is massively inefficient>All fixed nowEngineering
>>12772935I don't know if she still distrust her but damn she's still racist as fuck>Zebra sense.I still laugh at that every time
>>12772939>>12772882>>12772781>>12772620>>12772602>>12772539It's kinda cute seeing Fleetfoot get all lovestruck at Mac, but at the same time it's pretty sad.>unrealistic expectations>unrealistic expectations everywhereShe's cruising for heartbreak
>>12772877That's an awful feeling.
>>12772882>Fleetfoot sky-writes a giant heart with an arrow through it and "FF + BM 4EVER" over the farmhouse>Big Mac writes "PLEASE STOP" in the dirt outside the farmhouse>the CMC believe that stranded aliens are using crop-circles to communicate with other aliens writing in the sky with their spaceships
>>12772940that's fine, i'm just wondering what price to charge once i become a famous contributor if ever
>>12772952I'd tingle her zebra sense.
>>12772954I told you nigger. Now go to the general and do some shit: >>>/vg/44035973
>>12772964her casual racism is great
>>12772954>glory to PonytotzkaYou poor delusional man...
>>12772978> others see the signs in the sky> FAST FUCK AND BOWEL MOVEMENT 4EVER
>>12772964Can't spell racist without 'distrust of the striped menace!'
>>12772990so it's a game about the cold war or something, right?
>>12772989Please stop, I don't want to bother digging up my tripcode.
>>12772991Applejack has serious distrust of anyone who makes her hoo-hah tingle.
>>12772834>luna will never give you wet dreams
>>12773004A fictional country called Arstotzka is fascist and the borders are opening up. You are randomly selected to become the inspector of the people's documents because the government decides your job. Everybody wants to use your position but you have a family to take care of and get to see windows into people's lives.
>>12773016we're talking hypotheticals. how much does he charge?
>>12773031You heard me...No creature can make a cookie that delicious and not by tied directly to Satan......And some island that isn't relate to it at all.
>>12773031>SamoaLucha Pony needs Samoan Pony to monster-heel it up
>>12772834>>12773033I wonder if there are any comics out there of Luna meeting a prostitute and not understanding what she is>"No you don't understand I'm a 'lady of the night'">"Me too!"
>>12772990>being more efficient in the name of your country>cheatingKolechia scums wanting me to not do the best for glorious Arstotzka
>>12773047Also if you make a mistake, you might very well let a suicide-bomber past the checkpoint and cause casualties.
>>12773004it's all the fun of being a soviet-era bureaucrat with surprisingly tough moral dilemmas
>>12773033>She'll never have your bedroom heater set to high so you don't need covers>She'll never give you a wet dream while she watches your dick>She'll never catch the cum in her mouth
>>12773031>They no longer call Samoa's Samoa's.Fucking PC bullshit getting in the way of me eating boxes of delicious cookies...
>>12772950I want to see Pinkie use her favorite toy all night long.
>>12773047sounds exciting, I'm guessing there's lots of drama.
>>12773075The fuck do they call it now?
>>12773070Actually that has to happen. Those things are used for the story. Once you see these flags you can dick with the game though.
>you will never be seduced by a slutty overendowed colt
>>12773048He doesn't charge. He does it for free if you have enough popularity.He offered to do it with me for next years bronycon.
>>12773074> not finishing you off with her mouth, ensuring you don't quite wake up but feel so sated the morning after> or not quite sated, with just a keening edge for a big fap later in the day> Luna sounds like a fun bit of cheesecake, you know ...
Why do people not source properly?
>>12773106> Mewball offered to fuck meIs this actually real, or a joke?
>>12773073>toughif they don't have the right stamps and papers, if everything isn't in order, they aren't getting in. period.
>>12773105>you will never be the milfy milkmare>you will never let him fill you up after he drains your teats
>>12773110I make every effort to include the artist in the filenames of pictures I upload
>>12773095I think they just describe the cookie and let it slide at that.
>>12773121I'm like 90% sure that's not really SB
>>12773106his posting habits seem really off for the past few days.
>>12773121This is real.
>>12773110Because they didn't take the circuit design electives in college
>>12773083There's a lot of background noise that causes you to phase out, but then there's some decisions you have to make. Like if you want to help the spies, or take bribes, or be a bleeding heart and let people in who shouldn't. All at the cost of your paycheck and devotion to Arstotzka. Play the beta as a demo: http://dukope.com/
>>12773122b-but the wife will die if you send her back after letting the husband in!
AS WE PARTY ACROSS THIS LAND
>>12773138>>12773145This is why trips exist.
>>12773121probably not, but it's fun to pretend it is. just for the night~
>>12772964Which makes Mac and Zecora being a thing all the more hilarious.Imagine the awkward moment when Applejack learns he has been plowing the African plains. And you know she would practically shout out her reaction in front of everyone.
>>12773169I'd like to take a trip to pony Tartarus
>>12773149> LOOKIT MEE GRASSROOTS MARKETING
>>12773149>tranq rifle on day one>border jumper on day onewhat?
Well, what are you waiting for?
>>12773124>gently rub a lactating pony's nipples, watching her breathing get heavier as she tells you they're starting to tingle>she pulls in a breath when you finally push her to let-down, and her milk begins to flow
>>12773105>He'll never fuck you with his 7" cock
>>12773186Of course, girrrrl. You're the only one I'm boopin' tonight.
>>12773184It's a teaser the developer made to show expected content.>>12773183The demo is free. Nothing to lose.
>>12773169I think it is SB. Sounds like him.
>>12773177It will be more hilarious when she finds out from Apple Bloom
>>12773149I'll check it out
>>12773187This is one of many reasons I really, really get turned on by pregnant women.
>>12772649>but the proportions are just a bit too extreme for my tastesluckily for you the actual model can change quite a bit from picture to picture as needed, since they're basically just for fetish/waifuing anywaygillou's changes are in-character thoughhttp://i.imgur.com/P4Bc94Q.gif
>>12773169If it wasn't SB wouldnt you think the real SB would have come in and deny everything?
>>12773202I prefer my method of just pirating thing and if it's okay I buy it.10$ is too much in my opinion. 5$ would be best.Still bought it. But from GOG
>>12773237not if he were asleep
>>12773199>not 7' wide
>>12773226It's like an orgasm... but with milk. In fact, orgasm can cause a woman to let-down, too.
>>12773226I think it's super hot but I don't care for pregnancy
>>12773243He usually says when he goes to sleep.
>>12773233So what projects are you working on nowadays? Anything you would like some help on?
>>12772968Seriously. By the time she's known him 5 seconds she's already planning their wedding. It paints a pretty sad picture of Fleetfoot. She falls so hard and so fast that heartbreak is the only option.
>>12772960>>12772990>tfw I let the weird guy from Cobrastan through because I felt bad for himMy son died though thanks to that but it's o k, I can make more sons
>>12773186>she boops prematurely
>>12773244>WideThe fuckMaybe he'll be 7" around when he grows up
>>12773216Or ranting and saying obviously racist shit in front of Zecora without realizing she is, making everyone uncomfortable the whole time.While her friends try to calm the situation.>"She doesn't really mean it like tha-.">'Element of Honesty...'>"Not now, Dash..."
>>12773237Actually SB or any well known namefag could double bluff and say the most outrageous things, whether true or not, and pretty much be able to deny it afterwards
>>12773261you foolyou're supposed to keep denying him until he gets his shit togetheryou get a token/achievement if you do it right
>>12773250I know. I had an ex who had some really crazy hormonal stuff and occasionally she'd cum from having her nipples played with and on one occasion started dribbling milk.I was still inside her when she started dribbling, and I was rock hard in an instant as my tongue touched the creamy tang. Jesus.Glad that relationship is over, but UNF. UNFFF.
>>12773239I liked the demo so much that I bought it the first day it was out. Already got eight hours into it. I think anything where you can get an hour of fun or more per dollar is worth it.
>>12773124>you will never be a MILF of any type or species>you will never prey on young dumb studsUnfortunate
>>12773285Popularity always helps.
>>12773261>Not doing you jobJorji may be one of the broest characters in recent vidya but that's no excuse for not doying your job.He understands anyway
>>12773266If a woman cums prematurely, just keep fucking, but when a guy does, nooooo it's game over.
>>12773220y-you toomfw I've been saying this to be funny at inappropriate times years before 4chan did
>>12773285Proof that SB is a closet case homosexual and pedophile
I want to compare my dick with Anon's in person
>>12773315Well if you don't plateau and let it build any given orgasm is pretty unsatisfyingThat's pretty much true for men or womenIf you're too anxious it's not nearly as fulfilling
>>12773303Yeah, but even a moderately well known person can be imitated if they don't have a trip.
>>12773315A woman doesn't go limp after cummingsome guys don't too
>>12773259>So what projects are you working on nowadays?Monstergirl H-Dating SimPrincess Bitch Rape Adventure based on Eroico/KurovadisConquest game based on sexually dominating as many powerful enemies as possibleSomething something monstergirls sex
>>12773285that's how the game works. you shouldn't have started playing, but you did, because you wanted to feel like something you're not.
>>12773315>Fucking a girl.>She cums in a few seconds.>That feel when she starts to apologize and her vagina goes soft.>Have to get plan b because she came when you were inside.
>>12773329>You will never kiss a ponyYou will never kiss anyone
>>12773354>Something something monstergirls sexunf
>>12773354>Princess Bitch Rape Adventure based on Eroico/Kurovadisis this pony related?
>>12773354awww yiss, so you're pretty much back into game making
>>12773373Lose some weight and I'll kiss you
>>12773100Why would the jews want to destroy the society they created?It's the one that benefits them the most.
>>12773315I think it's hot as hellis that weird
>>12773373Don't you ever tell me how to live my life again
>>12773377Peebs is a goblin.
>>12773346I never have, though I get just a bit soft if I'm sated after an orgasm. That's pretty rare if it's premature.I tell you what, if you can power through a first orgasm and keep fucking, most women are IMPRESSED.
>>12773385That's asking for the impossible
>>12773216God I want this to happen.Just Zecora and Mac being a couple.For that heartbroken Ice Pack update.
>>12773354>Monstergirl H-Dating SimI hope you let me throw money at you when that's finished
>>12773363I did that to a girl once, I just pounded harder and she came again, so I fucked harder. She was drooling at the mouth when it was all done.
>>12773356I didn't start anything and I never put a name on that didn't belong to me, I was just saying you never know. but of course, I don't think it was SB, he seems to be more reserved about personal stuff.
>>12773389No. Women who just keep getting mini-quakes through anxiety or what have you turn me on.
>>12773394>Peebs>I only just realized PB and PB have the same initials>I used to call Princess Bubblegum "Princess Bitch" as a jokeOH MY GOD.
>>12773382DudeCome onHe's not actually making any of those
>>12773386we were the jews all along
>>12773354You never did reply to my second iteration of content leveling of that monstergal sim. I'm assuming you just think I'm retarded.
>>12773389>tfw a woman won't like it when a guy cums fast
>>12773434Pretty sure he's posted screens from the dating sim
>>12773386Because /pol/acks want to convince deviants that they're actually playing into some grand scheme instead of just being reasonable people
>>12773451Fast orgasms are shit anywayNo-one likes it
>>12773290"M-my nipples... they feel... t-tight...! I-I think I'm-- I'm--!""Ohgodohgod C-cumming---!!!""Oh--! Oh God...! Look what you did - i-it's all coming out...!""T-taste me...!"
>>12773451That totally depends. If it means he cums and he's either incapable or totally uninterested in fucking further when SHE IS, that's a dealbreaker. If it just means "he came, we can keep going," most women are either ambivalent or turned on by a guy who isn't a two-pump chump.
http://youtu.be/HxRHANRg8DQ>MLPG enters a race.
HEY ANON LOOK OVER THERE
>>12773483hornjobs are super unf
>>12773483I'd suckle on my waifu's horn
>>12773329>3rd panelOh god this is my very specific fetish
>>12773479More like "A-non, FUCK ME FUCK ME SUCK ME SUCK ME OH JESUS YES YES YES FILL ME UP LICK ME LAP ME"That was an aheago girl almostAnd that's still like the hottest sex I've ever hadI still miss those hips but in retrospect she had like a 4/10 faceNot even "1/10, wouldn't bang" guy fodder, I mean that love is practically beer goggles
>>12773466Man we're lucky that Sweetie is so airheaded.Imagine if she could use her cuteness and planning for evil.No one would survive.
>>12773482I can cum like six times before I'm done over a few hours. Is that good enough?
>>12773517WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
>>12773216you can either see that, or how adorable it would be when Applebloom finds out that her big brother has a marefriend.
>>12773539Saine go back to /d/
>>12773542Yeah, that is if she's into fucking that longNot everyone is
>>12773517OH MY GODIT'S A BLUE BOARD
>>12773559It's too early for /d/
>>12773544what the fuck do you think nigga
>>12773567I can only get into it if she likes it. Her arousal arouses me.
>>12773542Good luck thrusting for that long
>>12773573draw lactating pony
>>12773259>So what projects are you working on nowadays? Anything you would like some help on?Right now, like right now?Not working on much of anything, dealing with RL stuff and peopleProbably going back to updating quests in a few days thoughthen more scattered monstergirl/quest pornNothing big really
What do you do outside of pony?
>>12773566Macho man, calm down.
>>12773574>Dash does the oh look a clever distraction thing>turn and see nothing>turn back>she's in your face>kisses you
>>12773590I'm in one of those moods where I want to draw, but just don't have the energy. I think it's because I slept in till 2pm today.
>>12773598update Boxdog too
>>12773601wish I was inside pony
>>12773598>>12773259AAAAAAwhich one is real?
>>12773601School and alcoholI've got no friends and no jobI've got a couple hobbies but otherwise I'm a completely pathetic human being
>>12773607>this starts playing>time slows>sparkles and bubbles>fireworks>a woman in the audience starts cryinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2f7MKIpxbg
>>12773607that's rape, Dash
>>12773619carefulpony might not let you out
>>12773601anime and sleep
>>12773638let's be pathetic together, stranger
>>12773654n-not that type of inside!
>LK comes back from Bronycon>said he'd could date a dudewhat did they do to him?
>>12773354>>12773598So nothing you want help on? Or feedback?
>>12773640>music and effects stop>sweetie belle drags you both into the concentration camp screaming>pan up to the sign above the gate>FREUNDSCHAFT MACHT FREI
>>12773419>>12773419You are a loser. Do you really follow drawfag gossip this closely? It was SB, his pills are working. He wants to fuck mewball.Get a life why dont you.