What kind of accessories does your favorite pony keep around the house?Does she even keep her house than clean?old horse: >>12744633
>>12750448*that cleanah well
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>>12750448Books and book accessories.
>>12750471Rainbow Dash what are you doing
>>12750448She hardly uses it so it's probably impeccably clean or a huge dump.
>>12750448>pinkie's room>floor is always white and sticky>walls are covered in sugar(?)>only thing that's clean is her bed
>>12750448that's the cake's shop, it's not quite their house proper
>>12750469She need to get some courage to ask her sister about this.
>>12750490Pinkie lives above the shop though
I found the portal!
Trixie
>>12750448But we've seen applebloom's room in the show proper, nothing to guess here.
>>12750486there's no way Dash's room is clean even if she hardly uses it
>>12750508
i think this image goes better with the [music] than the last one.
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>>12750486Rainbows room smells like fish
When's Hasbro going to reveal the other ponies Mega Evolutions?
>>12750521S5
>>12750510Apple Bloom's room must be fun. I mean she keeps odd outfits in her closet like sailor outfits and inner tubes
>>12750512Like her vagina.
>>12750539
>>12750520why
>>12750548
>>12750520But...there aren't any fish in the clouds. Flying fish would be kinda neat though
>>12750547Crusty cunt flakes a-hoy!
dash always smells like aftershave and taco meat
>>12750539But she uses her vagina all the time.
>>12750518bed
>>12750513Aww, thats cute. I want to do that to Trixie.
>>12750548Pegasi love fish.
>>12750548she is a lesbian
>>12750567I'd like to run over that Trixie
>that terrible discontinuity in Dash's eyeballYA DUN GOOFED SON
Remainder that Luna is mathematically proven to be the best size for hugs.
>>12750567Trixie is so pretty, what do you think she's doing now?
>>12750567Trixie would be very fun to mess around with.
>>12750448It's probably pretty messy, mostly from undelivered mail and crumbs.
>>12750572I bet pegisi can catch fish like hawks doJust nose dive from altitude and grab that shit
>>12750572it is loaded with protein and 26 essential nutrients for flying pone need to maintain flight.if they don't eat constantly they get really weak.their wing pits always smell
>>12750499She worries that it might have been private since she did not come to her with it or that it wasn't really a big deal and anyway she was supposed to be busy anyway so she shouldn't have seen it and she doesn't need a lecture about that again and
>>12750588Sucking dicks for spare change.
>>12750582>steering wheel on the wrong side.absolutely disgusting
>>12750584That's pretty cuteIs that from something?
>>12750600Trixie is not for sexual anon
>>12750521Probably right after they reveal Celestia/Luna's parents, whom only come in the most dire times of need and bestow their powers to the Mane 6 (and Spike... nah jk) to deus-ex-defeat the episode's antagonist.
>>12750602>wrong sideHuh?
>>12750602>YouTo be fair it was drawn by MT and she's some cray kind of dyslexic
>>12750610Shut up you backwards commie.
>>12750610Calm down, Britain.
>>12750599>Pony will never wear a dress and act like their back is broken. Like when you put clothes on a cat.
>>12750606She's sucking dicks non-sexually for spare change
>>12750588She would be sleeping right now.>>12750590I would brush her mane with one arm and held her up close to my chest with the other.
>>12750602Have you never seen a britbong car
>>12750599Well, she could ask when either one of us are alone.
>>12750628Trixie would be very jealous and protective of you though.She'll never let any other mares come near you.
>>12750630You mean a horse and buggie?I had no idea they had cars there...Do they have guns yet?
pony is thingken bout you
>>12750630i have.they are wrong.
>>12750650cooli'm thingken 'bout pone
>>12750643you'd always smell like trixie anyway
>>12750650That face is confusing
>>12750607If this was made canon I'd like to hope they would be called the King and Queen of Equestria.Unfortunately Hasbro gots to sell cheap plastic to little girls.
>>12750650Why would pony do that?
>>12750642>Luna asks this.>Just then Celestia dips her ass in the tub and farts.
>>12750650But why is pone thinking of hairless pseudo monkey.
>>12750643I would really love that. I would not have other ponies if she were to act like that to me.
>>12750675>>12750678why not?
>>12750678Why is hairless hominid thinking about fuzzy pseudo equine?
>>12750627Much better>>12750660None of the mares would come near you, lest they bring about Trixie's wrath>"hey there cutie, what's you->sniff sniff>uuuuhhh, I-I have to go!
>>12750691Because fuzzy pseudo equine is actually cute.There's nothing cute about a pseudo monkey.
>>12750448I bet her house is a lot like a museum.Some old-fashioned family estate, beautiful to look at, filled with antique furniture, paintings of old relatives, and a lot of old-world, old-money grandeur, but also slightly cold, forbidding and lonely to live in, some rooms so clean that obviously nobody's used them for a long time, except when the maid goes in to dust or vaccuum.And constant admonishments that you're not allowed to touch anything.
>>12750692>One day a larger mare walks up to you.>Smells you a little.>Turns around and pees on you.>"Helga owns you now, monkey."
>>12750703Wait which pony?
>>12750703Is it... Octavia..?
>>12750598unf
>>12750689Pony has no reason to think about me.
>>12750702They have really idealized cartoon psuedo monkeys. If the two of you ever met both of you would be repulsed.
>>12750721but pone finds human attractiveits canon
>>12750586That's neat, I'm surprised Luna is so short compared to me, I'd actually be a bit afraid to stand around her because her horn might hit my face.
>>12750721Why would I be repulsed?
>>12750703Was thinking Applejack until the maid part. So someone with riches or royalty.
>>12750725It's okay, their horns actually telescope. It's how they fit in hats. You'd be safe.
>>12750557
>>12750728The idea being that real life ponos look awful
>>12750721>i was expecting bigger eyes, less lips, and a smaller nose. are you sure you're a human?>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>can you understand me?>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH>i don't speak your weird monkey language>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12750748I don't understand why I'd be repulsed.
>>12750748>implying
>>12750752
>>12750715>>12750716>>12750738This one.
>>12750607Those are fan made right?They look awful.
>>12750772>those are fan made rightGEE I WONDER OVER YANDER
>>12750772Well, the mare looks alright.The stallion on the other hand...
>>12750771Reminds me of our last house.That filly would love me as long as I flashed her a little cash.
>>12750703Luna?
So how do I make pony real?
>>12750774
>>12750716>You can tell which half of the house she lives in because everything's so neat and tidy.>Vinyl's half looks like a warzone.
>>12750759The difference between anime people and real peopleApplied to psychic quadrupeds
>>12750797>tfw Button will never make this face as you ________________
>>12750781They get posted a bunch for some reason, if you're doing that, then stop.
>>12750771Mandopony please...
>>12750790You don'tPony isn't for real.
>>12750800>Vinyl living with Octavia>Vinyl and OctaviaShitiest fanon
>>12750800>Vinyl's half looks like a warzone>mostly because she collects Cold War military artifacts
>>12750806>the tiny eyes staring off into nowhere>the wrinkly, hairless flesh near the mouth and snout>the thin lips>the vivid detail[boner]
>>12750795Body Swapping is cool but I kind of like the idea of a personality swap like in this picture >>12750135
>>12750822>Yeah, not like our Lyra living with BonBon fanon which is God Tier
>>12750759Isn't pone pretty?
>>12750823I'm ok with
>>12750790tulpa
>>12750808..Pull his hair?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv21lTvmyy0
>>12750765>notices it's a gif imageNOnopenuh-uh
>>12750836unf
>>12750834Well for one Lyra and bonBon live in the same town while Octavia is in Canterlot and Vinyl lives in Ponyville.Also I never said anything about Lyra and BonBon.
>>12750836Sweet merciful Christ what the fuck!
>>12750823>"Hey Tavi! Check this out!">"It's an old-fashioned Nuclear Attack Siren!">"I'm gonna rip it apart and make speakers out of it!"
POST YOUR SKYPE
>>12750845
>>12750842Goddamn that horrible voice.
>>12750795>Fluttershy starts to have fun zipping around and acting confident like Dash>Rainbow Dash mostly just ends up checking herself out in a mirror.
Spike is weird
Which pony would put MLHG into full nightthread mode?
>>12750765AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12750873Not as weird as you, Dash.
>>12750875PinkieShe doesn't give a fuck, she wants to see the thread explode
>>12750875A really lonely one that never leaves his house
>>12750875Lyra
>>12750862>"Somewhere a museum curator is crying...">"A what?">"Oh, forget it!"
>>12750582million years MS paint
>>12750765>oh hi anon>want to sing with us?>come on, it'll be fun!>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa>i-i thought you were friends with me?
Scratch is a horrible pony with terrible fans.
>>12750873Tell yourself that he's weird all you likeIt's not going to stop you wanting to fuck him, Dash
>>12750862>She tests it out first.>They reported 50 unexplained deaths in the old pones home next door.>All were found under their beds.>Local guard suspects they were a cult.
>>12750890would you lyra to the point she couldn't walk right for a week
>>12750910The only good thing about her is that her design is nice
>>12750914what an odd ship
Pony met you for the first time and thought you were pretty attractiveIt's a shame you hit the road yelling about souls and the eyes that devour them
>>12750918Yes
>>12750823So what's Octavia's unusual hobby?I'd put my money on pretty-boy anime
Which pony suffers from a very sexy learning disability?
>>12750810>Mandopony>liking Silver SpoonI'm pretty sure he's too pleb for that.
H-hi MLPG-chan
>>12750918YesEvery week
Goodnight, MLPG. Don't touch my pony.
>>12750929what was that about souls?
>Get new cleaner to clean up toys.>it strips the eyes off the toy instantly.
>>12750836For some reason I've always had the headcanon that a person would appear as the norm of the world they've entered.So if ponies come into our world it would mean creepy faced freak ponies.If you went into ponies world then YOU would be the creepy freak mutant monkey.
>>12750934Derpy
>>12750931>>12750940WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FORSHE'S GETTING IMPATIENT
>>12750910Agreement.Which is a little weird she's so popular, I thought bronies were a bunch of nerds that didn't like that kind of stuff and act all pretentious.
>>12750965I cast level 3 belly rub
>>12750965I mean I can't just get a poner just like that Lyra
>>12750941That might be a problem.
>>12750955>going into a cartoon>being weird and freaky>not being a kawaii anime
>>12750950What made them dirty?
>>12750950You wouldn't have to clean them if you stopped cumming on them
>>12750978That is a great picturethose ponies have nothing common except for th cuddling
>>12750965For her to be realAnd for her to date me
>>12750971whatTHATS IT?>>12750976FIND A WAY
>>12750941I don't want to touch that pony anyway.
>>12750980..Glue.
>>12750932She brews her own homemade mead while watching the sparkliest bishounen fanservice she can find
>>12750978>putting best pony with second worst pony and third worst ponyI'M TAKING HER BACK AND YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO TAKE CARE OF HER AGAIN
>>12750934Zapp Brannigan except a pony.
>>12750997>it's not very effectiveUhhhI use muzzle
what if ponies are 4d and we can only comprehend them and understand them as 2d?
>>12750997How about a dance
>>12751014Sounds like I need to give them a D
>>12751014what if your waifu wasn't a slut
>>12750997FIST HER!!!
>>12751023Does she at least have a permission slip?
>>12751014You can't comprehend pone's cuddles!
>>12751023I would accept this hearty.
>>12751013>>12751022just forget it
>>12751048Lyra please, talk to me
>>12750968I've liked her since she showed up and MLPG went a bit nuts because of her design and because I'm a pleb who enjoys EDM.I just hate how the larger fandom has chained her to obnoxious wubstep. That shit is pop music now; the people who like it are the ones who refused to listen to anything without a guitar in it before Skrillex.
>>12751048OkJust so you know Bon Bon and I did the thing while you weren't looking
>>12750910>>12750968>Scratch's fans have a reputation for looking down on other musicians, and an inclination toward long-winded rants about the "meanings" behind her songs.>Scratch has to endure sitting next to one while waiting for a train.>He starts talking to her about societal decay and a rejection of "inferior moral values born from stagnant tradition and blind, ignorant 'faith' that enlightened ponies like us learned to leave behind long ago.">He seems to think that these are her beliefs, "as evidenced by your music and the way you perform--">She cuts him off, telling him that everything he just said is an enormous crock of shit.>She writes music because she enjoys music.>She plays music because she wants others to enjoy it too.>That's it.>No jiggerypokery, no hidden messages, no "deeper meanings.">They're just good tunes for people who like good tunes.
>>12751056"The Thing"?
>>12751075The thing.You know.
>>12751007>Vinyl's half of the house is covered in random Cold War junk. Old electronics and military equipment, just lying around everywhere.>Octavia's half is pristine, posters of androgynous animated stallions in suggestive poses carefully arranged on every wall.
>>12751056Don't spread your lies you filthy ape.
>>12751023i would let Dash hug me.
>>12751075OH GOD NOT AGAIN
>>12751096Why would I lieYou were there
>>12751064I remember reading that Skrillex wrote one of his most popular songs in like 30 minutes on his laptop during a car rideelectronica artists seem neat
>>12751093They sound like a fun couple.
>>12751075longbon excites me so
>>12751090gross
>>12751117
>>12751098>Walking down the street>about to go into a soda fountain when you hear a swooshing sound behind you and feel something bap you in the back.>"Hey, Anon! How's it goin'?">Rainbow Dash is now hanging on to your back like a bookbag.>"You gettin' a soda? Sweet! I could go for one, too!"
>>12751122It's so cute.
>>12751090Disgusting.
>>12751126I am okay with this.
>>12751114All of his songs drop at the same exact timeAll 5 or 6 of them
>>12751126>reach around behind you and scoop her up in your arms>"uhh ...hey">...what flavor do you wan->"CHOCOLATE!"
>>12751114>Neat>The music is shit, and retards find it appealing>Literally written with no thought whatsoever
>>12751096Don't call me a filthy ape, you smelly horse.Humans are hominids, we diverged from apes millions of years ago.
>>12751144As in, he's a neat guy?
>>12751146>TWILIGHT>THE HUMAN IS TALKING ABOUT SCIENCE AGAIN
>>12751153Oh god, don't bring her into this again...
>>12751143chocolate is bad for horses
>>12751146technically we should be "apes" but people are too uptight about the whole "we look different" thing
>>12750932>>12751007>>12751093>"Hey, Octavia! You seen my notepad anywhere?">"No.">"I gotta write somethin' down -- wait, here, lemme use a page out of yours...">"NOWAITDON'T!">"...Wow. That's... uh... *ahem*..."
>>12751144Welcome to the world, where people will eat the shit that's thrown at them without any mindset on what's exactly coming at them.
>>12751161Marshmallow Ponies can eat chocolate. They do it all the time.
>>12751153PLS NO
>>12751144I would just like to point out that Skrillex is the cancer that is destroying EDM and not at all indicative of the genre or its history.
>>12751143I want to cradle Rainbow Dash.
>>12751173no, that is carob
>>12751164>>12751146Taxonomy a shit
>>12751185But Skrillex invented dubstep!
>>12751164>Implying we 'evolved' from anything.Please, uneducated fool, we were born from Jesus.In a totally not homosexual way.
>>12751164I always wondered how ponies even evolved. It's clear a race would have to go through immense environmental stress to acquire an intelligence, like us, or have their genome purposefully modified by another race.
>>12751185>I don't like it, so it's the cancer destroying EDMYeah noPlus his fame is dead already
>>12751198>this is what normalfags actually believe
>>12751190It would be niceMostly because she could clasp her hooves around behind your neck, and just knowing that Dash was that comfy in your grasp would be fantastic.
>>12751199we are Jesus' manbabies.
I sometimes listen to skrillexNot that I like him but his old stuff has something.. somehow..
>>12751165Actually, maybe it's better if she's a closeted anime fan. Her room is actually just stuffy, old-fashioned, vaguely musically-themed stuff, but she's actually got doujinshi and notepads and artbooks tucked away everywhere.
>>12751214I listen to it in the car when I'm with my friendsit's fun
>>12751200>environmental stressThey live on a planet with manticores and dragons dude
>>12751214There is nothing wrong about listening to what you enjoyBut it's something else entirely to identify songs as good music
>>12751190>>12751206I'd rather cradle pone like this.
>>12751206Holding dash like that,\ would be all i need in life.Now imagine if it was an actually good pony instead
>>12751202I'm not saying that; I actually like some of his stuff, much to my own shame.What I mean is that he mainstreamed EDM to where it has integrated into pop music and lost its depth and complexity to appeal to the lowest common denominator for radio, while also cementing in the mind of the average person that all electronica is dubstep and that dubstep means bass wobbles.It's not even the man's fault, mostly, just his success.
>>12751198The sound of dubstep originally came out of productions by El-B, Steve Gurley, Oris Jay, and Zed Bias in 1999–2000. Ammunition Promotions, who run the influential club night Forward>> and have managed many proto dubstep record labels (including Tempa, Soulja, Road, Vehicle, Shelflife, Texture, Lifestyle and Bingo), began to use the term "dubstep" to describe this style of music in around 2002. The term's use in a 2002 XLR8R cover story (featuring Horsepower Productions on the cover) contributed to it becoming established as the name of the genre.-- WikipediaTook exactly 46 seconds to find out
>>12751185>Skrillex is the cancer that is destroying EDMYou're either biased or you haven't heard EDM recently, the cancer that is killing it is the "distorted kick + high reverbed squeaky leads" drops on Big Room House.But don't worry, that will die out eventually too.
>>12751240oh fuck you anonDash is the optimal pony to hold from the bottom
>>12751246I think he was being facetious
>>12751237oh god i want to do that >you will never hold a pony in your arms as she smiles at you with absolute happiness
>>12751214I listen to the beginnings to dubstep songs because it sounds great...until the actual dubstep part comes in and I turn it off.
>Read this>start thinking about modern society>mfw no futureWelp, now I'm depressed. If only I had a marshmallow pony...
>>12751246are you tired?
>>12751231Yeah, but evolutionary, they would just grow defenses to battle those. It's not like you can't take down a manticore with some venom.If the ice-age was completely replaced with a bunch of lions, we would still be monkeys right now.
>>12751243But most EDM doesn't even get on the radiothere's still plenty of non-mainstream artists that keep it up
>>12751268yes.
>>12751267tl;dr
>>12751264yesyes I was>>12751246thanks for the list of artists for me to check out though!
>>12751250It's really just people complaining that one person made a stereotype
>>12751274You canBut evolution is random. Sometimes you just grow a bigger brain.>implying that dragons can't trigger ice ages by breathing out ash all day
>>12751250>"distorted kick + high reverbed squeaky leads"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!>Have three different channels on my radio for EDM.>They all sound the SAME.>The beat.>The sound.>The drop.>The only thing to let you know it's not the same song is the title, or if they have any VOCALS!Holy shit, I used to listen to Conservative talk to get mad on my drive to work, I just cycle through those channels and get my dose of 'fuck this world' in one beat filled musical monolog of homogenization.
>>12751266Dubstep doesn't always have these "sick drops" though..In our case maybe check out thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_99MMG0Kr_0
>>12751265Anon, I think we all want that.
>>12751260Noooo, don't post that drawingits horrible
>>12751250Agreed. I just don't make music so I couldn't articulate something that reasonable.>haven't heard EDM recentlyThis is true, I went down the Dreamwave/retro cul-de-sac about two years ago and have been hiding out there.
>>12751267>tfw you realized we would get nowhere as a race if we kept doing this bullshit over and over again>that moment when you realize the only solution is to make a better, more proper "race" of artificial intelligence to rise instead of us, maybe having them carry our own heritage and history with them as simple programming baggage
>>12751301Would you fix up a nice meal for AJ and carry her to her bed if she cannot walk up there herself?
>>12751309fuck you thenyour art is this
>>12751309But I asked you for a pony being held like thatI need it
>>12751274>ice agecan't you just grow a bunch of fat and fur
>>12751282>tl:drHuman history is being drowned out by an inceasing amount useless information
>>12751267
>wow thanks anon
>>12751320>Artificial intelligenceIf we can figure out genetics we can skip that part and just make superior biological humans.
>>12751320looks like I picked a bad night to quit drinking
>>12751347Your welcome little pony.
>>12751286>>12751305I know right? As much as I like the Big Room House beats, this is seriously getting out of hand.See this for example, this is Beatport's Top 100 from May to June:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HQx8rpBe8Ihttps://soundcloud.com/daleri/epic-mashleg
>>12751250doooooooooooooooooooooooooks
>>12751351>why not both.pngAnd make no mistake, it WILL be both.
>>12751361DOOKSdid you finish coloring that dash in goggles picture
>>12751299Evolution is random to a certain degree. It won't give you antennae out of the blue just because you've seen a volcano. Some parts of evolution are even set in stone, like the improvement of a creature's immunity and resistance or life habits.So yeah, it was either that Discord came along and gave them intelligence so he could see them be all sad and angry and shit, or everything was on fire at one point in time.
>>12751337>Everone withdraws into their own small gated community, afraid of a larger forum. They stay inside their little ponds, leaking what "truth" suits them into the growing cesspool of society at large
>Decide to draw drunk yesterday in the middle of the night>Can't remember how it looked like>Look for the drawing in the morning>Best thing I ever drewthis is depressing
>>12751165>"...">"...">"...That's a pretty impressive dick he's got there.">"...">*flip*>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING--">"Oh wow. Never woulda guessed you were into THIS kinda stuff!">"...!!!!">"Your face is all red, Tavi - you all right?">*flip*>"Whoa-hoah! Just met 30 seconds ago and they're already goin' at it!">"GIVE THAT BACK--!!!"
>>12751384FUCK
>>12751361>they all blended together>they all have the same exact tempoM-muh variety
>>12751329You can't grow a damn if you have nothing to grow it out of. You have to learn how to hunt and forage, and you gotta have a bit of a brain for that. Wolves did just that, but their bodies are already slim and fast, they're the perfect machines for that. Monkeys are slow and cumbersome, sure, they can climb a tree and hold a rock, but they couldn't just take down a deer.
>>12751325th-thanks>>12751326I'll redraw it
>>12751351>implying the übermensch would solve stupidityit wouldn't
>>12751306See I like songs that don't build up into a point. I like a songs that keep going and don't stop. But I guess that's a personal opinion. I also don't like songs that sound like they're going through a washing machine filled with quarters
>>12751384This sounds familiar...
>>12751395 And you're a part of it.
>>12751384The funny thing, in a video review of mgs2 they had the background being 4chan posts when that was being read.
>>12751362Anoooooooon>>12751377I think I did, let me check the .sai>>12751407It's not even the tempo, the pattern they follow is so equal it's not even funnyAnd here's Joel having a giggle.https://soundcloud.com/fuckmylife/drop-da-bomb-outerspace-mix
>>12751414Ponies have blunt teeth, mouths that can barely open wide enough to grab an arm, and hoovesThe most they can do is run from shit and trample smaller shit. Shitty animals like that evolve intelligence instead of claws and venom cannons.
>>12751414>human body checklist:>[X] Subcutaneous fat>[X] Body hair
>>12751384humans didn't evolve for the larger forum. we're still the same cavemen we were in the neolithic.
>>12751442I don't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBd7-lmhUo0Posting god tier skrolly right here watch out
>>12751433pffft
How would it feel to be the only human in Equestria?Would you miss your people? Your computer? Your television?The ponies would be there but would their cheerful two dimensional personalities make up for your lack of entertainment?
last call.all sleepy ponies need to go home
>>12751486Carrot Top reminds me of myself when I have to DD
>>12751479What lack of entertainment?Equestria seems very entertaining.
>>12751479It'd be neat to be the only human, that's a good way to get famous.I think eventually I'd be able to climb the ladder until I can sit next to Celestia all the time, and then I would just live like that until my gravestone is behind Canterlot castle
Does anyone have a picture of marker pony from the front?
>>12751473https://soundcloud.com/absolute-xero/scary-monstas-and-nice-sprites
>>12751505What, with singing and manual labor?
>>12751509
>>12751447Exactly, but they were originally just herbivores.Maybe there was a series of huge forest fires, making everything burn down, and they were forced to either become omnivores or to start farming their own food.A single group of them would have to be stuck in the middle of it for that to happen, though.
I'M HUGGING MY WAIFU AND YOU AREN'T HA HA HA
>>12751532That's a shitty waifu.
>>12751479I'd claim a property near a river, build a very tall fence, start farming some veggies, and shoot down invading pegasi with a slingshotFuck that popularity noise
>>12751479I would mostly miss my family.As much as I hate everyone else, they are a form of continuity.It would be hard if I was offered a way home
>>12751511Damn son
>>12751509`
>>12751526or one day a pony was born with a bigger brain and its offspring were eaten less than the others, because they were smart enough than the other speciesmaybe that started an evolutionary arms race between ponies, dragons, etc who knowsmaybe we're autistic
Okay I drew a batpony for those batponypeople.Since its only 3am, Give me something easy to draw before I go to sleep please.
>>12751532my waifu is in my jacket and yours isn't
>>12751479I'd miss a few family members and the internet. But that's it.They have movies, cinemas so who knows about TVs. Really they are pretty damn close to us technologically speaking.
>>12751566That'll work! Thanks.
>>12751572apple bloom sleeping in the comfiest bed you can imagine
>>12751509Too manyThere needs to be more marker pony from the back
>>12751572a goo pony with a sea pony inside
>>12751572Draw pony in a hat
>>12751572Rarity hugging a surprised Twilight
>>12751572Scootaloo wearing a hat
>>12751573Would you make jacket out of your waifu so you can be inside her forever?
>>12751532sluts can't be waifus.
>>12751595no, because that would kill waifu.
>>12751595Waifu wouldn't like that.
>>12751572Poking a bugpone and it goes nuts making noiseshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmwmAx5eWxc
I hope you can cookYour waifu loves good food
>>12751582I'm drawing something specific
>>12751638Of course I can cook.
>>12751641is it porn
>anything on equestria>magic and shit>magic and shit moving the fucking planet>magic and shit moving the fucking moon>evolving>not the remnants of an unknown species' stint with genetic engineering>not filled to the brim with nanobots
>>12751638Ponies get oats whenever I remember to feed them
>>12751657That seems kind of cruel, you wouldn't bake them anything delicious?
>>12751572
>>12751653>Implying that it isn't a simulation>Implying that it won't end when the cosmic neckbeard needs new batteries
>>12751652_No
>>12751667She needs a hair cut.What kind of style would you give her?
>>12751675can you draw two versions
>>12751683BALD
>>12751683pony tail
>>12751666It's all pony needs. She's lucky if I remember to buy more.
>>12751687It wouldn't make sense.
>>12751702can you fit a dick onto it?
For the anon who wanted this colored, sorry for the wait, I had to tape my stylus a bit on the insides.
Pony is adorable
>>12751712I'll see what I can do
>>12751696You come home and pony has replaced all your food with a weeks worth of low quality steak and some shitty tasting wild berriesPony says she's done research on human diets and that it's all you need
>>12751692
>>12751722TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGHTHANKS DOOKS I LOVE YOU
>>12751733thank you
>>12751737She'd have a hard time doing such a thing, what with her collar and being chained up and all.
>>12751737A week's worth of low quality steak is worth way more than what I've got in my fridge right nowThanks pony
>>12751638I can cook, I do a lot of different things.Plenty of people can make a good meal from instructions, everytime I do it I put forth some creativity and passion because I enjoy it.
>>12751763Pony has friends with magic. Pony says it's too bad you don't have any friends, because she's having you chained up until you do some fucking cooking.
>>12751780What's a good vegetarian recipe you have for pony?
>>12751781I don't get it
>>12751781Why?
>>12751789Sheesh, what a defective pet pony.
>>12751791pone has eaten meat on the show
>>12751781I hate anything that try to be over the top like this>OH NO RAINBOW LOST HER ONLY REASON TO LIVE BE SAD NOW
>>12751807Geez, what a shitty human roommate.
>>12751809not really
>>12751789unf
ponies give me an erection
>>12751832Pinkie Pie has nine letters in her name.
>>12751834That's more than cuddles
GO LIFT, FAGETYOU'LL NEVER NEVER GET A QT BF WHILE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT
>>12751791A couple different soups, provided I have the ingredients.Last year this time I could just pull the stuff I needed out of my garden, I didn't plant one this year. ;_;
>>12751792>>12751798http://maretropolis.tumblr.com/
>>12751849...best friend?
Pone made you some grilled salmon with sautéed squash and a side salad
Someone please draw this with Applebloom.
>>12751843she's an annoying pony
>>12751870Aww, pone has my macros in mind.
>>12751870>squashFucking grossI'm going back to earth
>>12751849Fuck you it's a rest day
>>12751853so you don't have your own garden any more?
>>12751870I don't like salmonI will push the salmon to the floor and eat the squash and salad
>>12751890EAT UP FAGGOT
>>12751742And pony loves you too!
horse ass
>>12751896How do you not like salmonI would cook you such good salmon, anon
>>12751902why doesn't anyone ever draw sweaty horse ass
>>12751901>pony will never emotion/action you
>>12751901WOAHCRASS
>>12751901Does pony have to slobber over everything?
>>12751870what is this, the pacific northwest? gib crab pls
>>12751914Trust me, I've had some really damn good cooks try and get me to like it.I just don't.
Pinkie likes to make this face when she farts. Helps control her butt to make it really squeaky.
>>12751928>ffffart?
>>12751901that looks shockingly like a horsecock with words on it from the thumbnail
>>12751740Those ponies all look cute. Except for Rarity.She looks hot
>>12751926I'd still accept the challengeMy own mother hated salmon until I made her some because her dad served her canned salmon for breakfast when she was little. But a perfectly baked salmon...I wish I had the chance.
>>12751924Enjoy your hurricanes, earthquakes, and tornadoes
>>12751870Is pone my waifu because that's basically the dish I usually order at restaurants
>>12751959Lauren has been an attention whore since season 1
>>12751950We've had this conversation before, and I agreed that I'd try it at least. You seem pretty confident about it.One day anon, if MLPGcon is ever a thing.
>>12751957enjoy your disgusting fish and weed, degenerate
>>12751781first to speak on the left. how many times do I have to keep saying this
>>12751961weren't you drawing something?
>>12751959I guess it was Jason who also mentioned farts before.
>>12751959shut up bcs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KRF87R2Pu8o
>>12751967FUCK OFF ALREADYSTOP BRINGING UP WEED!!!
>>12751969I don't think it mattered, there's no saving that one.
>>12751917I don't know, sweaty ponies get me hard as a rock
>>12751961Are you me because that's basically the dish I usually order at restaurants
>>12751973YesBut don't tell anyone
>>12751993the art is kind of good at least
>>12752017filmed should be starred incan someone get all this great criticism to whoever is making these things
>>12752008
>>12751938>that looks shockingly like a horsecock with words on it from the thumbnail
>>12752017I don't understand, I practiced that music as much as I could afford to.We can't all be David Russell, Rarity, least of all you.
>>12752008you are a cool guy DFG
>>12751961>>12752001are you me because etc
>>12752017Colin Mochery oks go
>>12752038wow, we're pretty good at this
>>12752035woah look at that shitty tree
Pony should be tiny.
>>12752038Could you at least put them in numerical order faggot?
>>12752048
Rainbow Dash has just appointed you to her official butt groomer
>>12752056Well, they ARE little ponies.
>>12752057they areanon please put your glasses on
>>12752064I'm not okay with this, my talents would be wasted on such an unkempt pony. I refuse.
>>12752064i just appointed rainbow dash to kiss my ass
>>12752064How much does it payWill I at least get to touch her butt
>>12752064I don't get itdo I take care of her butt tufts or something
>>12752077Wouldn't your talents be best used on an unkempt pony?
>>12752064what does the position entail?
>>12752043y-you too
>>12752064Yeah...I'm kinda working for Rarity. The only other pony that she allows me to work for is Twilight because she's a princess...
>>12752088grooming her buttduh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MJqlM9zSNI
>>12752098Can I choose not to trim her pubes?
>>12752105no
>>12752087Not if my work is going to be ruined the moment she decides to gofast.
>>12752062
>>12752107maaancan I choose not to on my birthday?
>>12752111Mew did not do a good job with that mouth
>>12752111that's not licking her ear at all
Pinkie Pie just invited you to come to the synagogue with her
Butt
>>127520502tired2draw, sorry.Goodnight.
>>12752108So which butt would you rather groom?
>>12752130Hey how did that anon get 2 butts when the limit was 1 at the store
pone doesn't know what you're saying
>>12752131>handsDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS
>>12752131you've come a long way dooks, I'm so proud
What if you go to Equestria, but there's another human there. And he's been there for years and has already established himself as a hero. Every time a pony sees you, they talk about him.
>>12752128I'm going to have to respectfully refuse.
>>12752128I mug her and continue on my way.
>>12752145>Rarity is jewishWhat?
>>12752128I went to one of those oncethey were nice guys
>>12752154Sounds like the perfect setup for my supervillian escapades
>>12752130humans holding ponies is quickly becoming my least favourite thing
>>12752138Royalty, it would put my best work on display too.
>>12752154That doesn't sound so bad.
>>12752171Ponies and humans holding each other
>>12752154I would immediately go to him and talk about what he's "done." I would then build,my own reputation on his.
>>12752160>he doesn't watch the shoe or read the comicsRarity is canon jewish
>>12752147I'M SORRY IS THIS BETTER?>>12752149Thanks anon, all that ponying finally worked out somehow
>>12752154>born on earth>there were already other humans there>they already established themselves as heroes>all people do is talk about them>equestria>only one of those guysFUCK WHICH ONE DO I HCOOSE
>>12752187who watches a shoe?
>>12752203>hcoose
>>12752199>anthoDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS
>>12752185your image seems to be missing something
>>12752187What
>>12752185self inserts is pretty bad too. at least those feature a sort of anonymous. mewball's and tex's ocs got old fast
>>12752205people who watch the shoe, duh
>>12752154Either jealousy would drive me insane and into some villainy bullshit or maybe I'd try to make a name for myself
>>12752199
>>12752154I'd track him down and go on adventures with him and some poniesor set a rival legend as the man that could pleasure any pony
>>12752154>kill him, dispose of his body in everfree forest>fuck all the mares
>>12752217>tex's ocs got old fasttex anon has been around for years
>>12752237you've got some mayonnaise on your face
>>12752160>>12752160Mazel tov pony
>>12752237>feels out of nowherewho would spit on such a cute face
>>12752211ALLRIGHT I THINK I GOT IT
>>12752217"Anon" is an OC and anon gets old fastWe need a constant supply of self insert OCs to project on to, old ones just develop personalities and lose their value
>>12752242I liked this version more
>>12752237http://pet-dash.tumblr.com/
>>12752252>not pinkDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS
>>12752247That makes no sense
>>12752237Dash take that collar offI did not raise you to be a mall goth
>>12752242I wish he would draw little Tex again
>>12752254Just use green dude.
>>12752242>tex anon has been around for yearsand it was pretty alright when it was an emotionless guy in a strange environment. then it turned into applejack weirdly wanting to fuck his character
>>12752267pinkie won jewish spin poker
>>12752275Too late, green dude has a personality.Mewanon is the new (s)ho(r)tness, until he developers a personality beyond hugging lyra a lot.
>>12752257>talkingMaybe that's why
>>12752254>old ones just develop personalities and lose their valuethis is interesting, but I think it's less this and more the artist imputing himself into the character more and more>why am I drawing a pony wanting to fuck anon when it could be wanting to fuck me
>>12752288What is the personality of green dude? He's been with 4chan forever.
>>12752276>h-he fucks ponies now!Nothing has changed with Texanon's character, he's still a stonefaced stoic getting into pony situations.What? You can't identify with his character now that he's doing the same thing you would do with your waifu?
>>12752288>Mewanoncouldn't be any more transparently mewball drawing lyra wanting to fuck him. in other words: it sucks
>>12752267>never played dreidel
>>12751580>>12751585>>12751592Okay. Something like this but drawn better.Goodnight MLPG.
>>12752288>green dude has a personality.Since when has 'Anon' never had a personality?
>>12752300Snarky asshole.
>>12752305mewanon is way taller than mewball. it can't be him.
>>12751722Holy moley. This looks so much more awesome now. You da bess Dooks.
>>12752300Fucking this.Anon is anon, of course he has a personality when you breath it into him.Hes Anon!
>>12752307that's pretty cute
>>12752307Thanks, it's cute
>>12752312No, 4chan is in general a bunch of snarky assholes, and so it might seem that way, but he's just a blank slate.
Which pony likes sucking dicks the most
>>12752335jesus christ how horrifying
>>12752254>"Anon" is an OC and anon gets old fastFuck you, Anon is a classic.
>>12752335Gross
>>12752340
>>12752340Rarity obviously.Next question.
Pony wants you all to go the fuck to sleep
>>12752307Sleep well.
>>12752340Likes? Pinkie Pie. Actually does? Rarity
>>12752307That adorable! Night for you!
>>12752356But I've only been awake for about 6 hours.
get to the fucking pointdraw yourself hugging/fucking the ponies
To me Anon is an OC that is hard to project onto because it's one that is used for every possible sort of situation
>>12752356SORRY PINKIE BUT IT'S A NOT GOING TO SLEEP PARTYYOU WOULDN'T WANT TO RUIN A PARTY RIGHT?
>>12752356But I haven't masturbated yet
>>12752356i'v been trying but i just can't stop watching doctor who
>>12752362But I can't draw.
>>12752356But I just woke up! YOU should be asleep, pony.
>>12752362>draw
>>12752356but it's noon
>>12752362this won't even be a stretch for mewball
There hasn't been any fetish discussion all night, you guys suck
>>12752111why are those ponies egoraptor?
>>12752346I think he means "Anon" as a way some people draw him with an actual head and characteristics. At that point they aren't Anon, they are just a character without a name.
>>12752362How about I just draw a ponyWould that satisfy you
>>12752362B-but then I would incur the wrath of MLPG! they hate when people draw themselves fucking their own waifus!
>>12752362>tfw mew is living the dream
>>12752394>you guys suckyou blew it
>>12752356Can you give me a blowjob first?
>>12752261ANON AS MUCH AS I LIKE SPAMMING THAT IMAGE I MUST SLEEPGOODNIGHT FOR REALS>>12752322I'm glad you liked it! You should color more too.
PONY IS KOLECHIA SCUM
>>12752417Did you brush your teeth?
>>12752395The hobbit doesn't know how neck shading works
>>12752404this about sums up how stupid i think this whole thing is getting. and that it's coming from one of our own is pretty low. we've always been above this sort of thingor were, i guess
>>12752418[Detain]
>>12752418NOBODY CALLS ME KOLECHAIN[DETAIN]GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
>>12752394Feel free to leave then.
>>12752417>>12752423
>>12752437Feel free to fuck yourself
>>12752434>>12752435>>12752440Game over for pony.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_3Zad-e9f4
>>12752394Start some.
>>12752445unf
>>12752433>us>above wanting to be with pone>everlike shitty self insert fanfics and 50 line "you will nevers" were any different
>>12752447Pony needs to learn how to diffuse bombs better.
>>12752418>>12752447Is that game any good?
>>12752418>>12752435>>12752418>>12752434>>12752447Why aren't you guys drawing this with ponies? Derpy could be Jorji Costava.
>>12752447>Game over for pony.You narrowly dodge death by ducking out to the SECRET STAGEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwZISypgA9M
>>12752461Pony also needs to learn that when something says, 'DO NOT TOUCH' and there's a skull on the paper, you really shouldn't touch
>>12752466>video games>good
>>12752466I'd say it's pretty good. The beta should be up still if you wanted to try it out before buying
>>12752466Here's the general: >>>/vg/44035973You can play the beta as a demo on the developer's site: http://dukope.com/
>>12752472The same reason you aren't, probably
>>12752417I keep practicing colors but everything ends up pretty bland looking so I never show anyone. Goodnight.
>>12752474Is BattleBlock out yet? I remember hearing about it years ago.
>>12752460green text has always been silly, and tongue in cheek. gg is the only artist i can think of, and man we've had a lot, who actually had his OC fucking any characters, and those were all jokes. this is just straight "lyra wants to fuck me."
>>12752460when someone draws themselves with pone it makes me angryangry and jealousthat's my waifu damnit
>>12752490yes, and it's a lot of fun. it's got a kind of bastion narration thing going on too, but the guy telling the story is completely out of his fucking mind.also the music is radhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0u9Hs5fgzE
>>12752480>>12752481Alright, thanks
>>12752501Is it going to be on steam?
>>12752352>>12752342>shit tasteHow's it being castreted like?
>>12752506What is Derpy
>>12752506What is Rainbow Dash?
>>12752510>Is it going to be on steam?eh.... maybe in a few years? is Castle Crashers on steam? behemoth are practically Microsoft exclusive
>>12752516A good pony.
>>12752506>Babs>Shiny>Cadence>Sombra
>>12752524Yea. Newgrounds does have some good music makers, I will admit that much.
I genuinely enjoy Equestria Girls
>>12752526correct
>>12752515Like people with varying opinions
>>12752526>Babsfuck you
>>12752506Who is Shining Armor, Cadance, Sombra, Sunset Shimmer, and Flash Sentry.Probably other too.
>>12752353sluuuuuuuuuuut
>>12752526>Babs
>>12752528Kill yourself.
>>12752528That's nice
>>12752495>that's my waifu damnitPretty much this, but mewanon is generic anime enough to be projection fodder.
>>12752527agreedhttp://youtu.be/NzSGV8-Fr2A
>>12752530You're objectively retarted, though.Sex isn't wrong or sinful, liberate yourself.
>>12752524>microsoft pays off good devs and gives them additional kickbacks for staying off other platforms>never getting them on linux>tfw
>>12752581this is bate
>>12752538And damn proud of it
>>12752581Saine pls
>>12752591man, this pony brings me back
>>12752581>Sex isn't wrong or sinfulI don't disagree with that, it's just that the picture itself doesn't indulge meI don't find scoots sexy, and that's my onion
>>12752501>the guy telling the story is completely out of his fucking mindStamper has the best voicehttp://youtu.be/STqKfogn1Rk?t=2m41s
>>12752595>I don't find scoots sexy, and that'sfact
>background pony>fanon options:>slut, shipping>background human>reality options:>no friends, no gf
Have you fed your pony yet?
>>12752599wait, what the fuck... what the fuck is this?isn't zone porn? this is space ghost now?
>>12752608She can cook for herself, I don't need to feed her.
>>12752528I havent watched Equestria Girls.I havent watched a single episode of S3 after the Trixie episode.Despite this I've been dicking around in MLPG since January 2011, but I tell myself I'm not a fan of the fandom and rationalize my posting here.
>>12752613Maybe.
>>12752616You just want friends don't you
>>12752616>I havent watched Equestria Girls.I don't see the problem here.
>>12752615No she can't, pony is now dying
>>12752616I've seen all the episodes and haven't watched Equestria Girls, but I don't lie to myself about being a fan of the fandom.I've been here for 3 hiatuses too many too deny that
>>12752616I haven't watched the rest of season 3 since that one either
Good morning MLPG
>>12752616It's gotten to the point where I've realized that the show ranged from mediocre to complete crap and that I have better things to watchI mostly like it for the cute poniesWhen I actually watch it, i'm mindlessly staring at moving pictures of ponies instead of watching a showI'm only here because I have no friendsAnd no pone gf
>>12752638Goodnight Anon.
>all these fans of the fandomhave we really degenerated to this?
PRINCESS CADENCE NEEDS YOUR HELP
>>12752650You're here during the hiatus, shut the fuck up
>>12752654fuck off, Jalm
>>12752654HER MAGIC WILL NOT LAST FOREVER
>>12752654
>>12752622man, i had no idea zone had turned his silly flash porn things into some kind of, man, what do you even call this. media thingy...
>>12752658At least I watch the show
>>12752654>princess cadenceNOT TODAY, HASBRO
>>12752650MLPG is just a hang out spot where ponies are a common interest.
>>12752669don't tell him that!
>>12752666So do I
>>12752650Has there ever been that much in the show to be a fan of? Has there ever been enough to fill the weeks between episodes and the months between seasons?No.MLPG has always been fans of the fandom to some degree. There are probably episode skippers that are bigger on the show than the fandom out there.
>>12752608Not yet, I'm sure she'd let me know when she's hungry.Ponies are like cats right?
>>12752654Nice to see you are back from the ded
>>12752672Then I obviously wasn't talking to you
>>12752654She can go fuck herself.
>>12752676>tfw best friend likes pon>tfw he skipped a shitload of s2 and s3>tfw he doesn't go beyond the show and you're always reading fics and saving art>tfw he completely loses interest during hiatus>tfw you watched everything and he's a better ponyfag than you
>>12752654WITH HER HISTORYYYYYY?
>>12752654you are ded and hat us
>>12752654I actually liked that song
>>12752686Then maybe you should've linked to a post, you retard
>>12752654draw.
>>12752678Yes
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>12752713>>12752717GOD DAMNIT
>>12752713>>12752717
>>12752717She's notShe is >>12752713
>>12752720You better watch your fucking mouth
>>12752650Obviously.
>>12752732Why is spike humping her mane?
>>12752732FUCK YOU PINKIE I DO WHAT I WANT
I enjoy the show a lot and for me it's always a blast to watch itI watch a episode every 3 daysThe ponies are very cuteI also liked all the episodes and all the comicsEqG is crap and along the books are the only pony thing I dislike
>>12752780You monster
>>12752749
>>12752780I can't not agree with that.
>>12752788Also that pony is my waifu
>>12752780My niggaEven though I don't like most of the micro comics
>>12752793>Can not not agree with that
>>12752804Has anybody gone so far as to want to even look more do like?
>>12752794Such a good pony
>>12752780I'm glad I'm not you but I'm also sad I'm not youOn one hand I'm not a faggot and I have some hope in lifeOn the other hand I'm not happy with myself because i'm a happy autist like you, deep inside
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A CUP OF FLOUR
>>12752817
>>12752801The Dash and Fluttershy micros are...Okay the fluttershy micro is bad but I don't dislike it.The Dash one? You know in the Nightmareity arc Dash's dream was not being able to manage the weather? The goblins/ imps/ whatever were also there.Because of that I consider Dash's micro one of her dreams. So it follows her rules which makes the micro more funny for me
>>12752822>having hope in life>ever
>>12752820She's also a SLUUUT
>>12752828AND ADD IT TO THE STYX
>>12752833Why do you keep saying that?
>>12752820Look at that Cadance butt
>>12752855PIG DISGUSTING
>>12752855UNF UNF UNF
>>12752804Yes, that's what I said. Got any problems with that, egghead?
>>12752831Well I'm normal, right? Right?I'm normal because I totally hate ponies. I can have a girlfriend because I like normal guy things.just ignore the "all three seasons, watched twice" thing pls i hate ponies
>>12752833Yeah, uh, but your waifu likes it in the ass! What now?
>>12752855where
>>12752881
I'm gonna watch The Mare in the Moon Part 2
>>12752891RIGHT THERE
>>12752901There's no such episode
BOW BOW BOW
>>12752926Exactly
Okay, here we go.
>>12752937Marker pony
>>12752941Exploitable
>>12752937OK THENI'M PEER PRESSURING YOU TO DRAW RARITYPRESSURE PRESSURE PRESSURE PRESSURE PRESSURE PRESSURE
>>12752941>marker Disney logo10/10
>>12752941Bretty good, everything looks so smooth
>>12752941This reminds me, I should probably draw somethingOh well
>>12752937I really hated that cartoon
>>12752946THERE'S NO WAY I COULD'VE ERASED THOSE LETTERS MYSELF
>>12752961You should, JB.Jalm always ruses us.
>>12752962>>12752937What cartoon was that? Looks very familiar.
>>12751750And as requested a dickhttp://i.imgur.com/gmIsUtG
>>12752977Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
>>12752974People should really not jump to conclusions that I'm contributors
>>12752980Ehthat works
>>12752970YEAH BUT PEOPLE ARE LAZY AND I WANNA SEE FUNNY VARIATIONS
>>12752941>>12752946Oh you.
The best part is, the text is Comic Sans. I didn't even do that to be extra silly. It's literally comic sans.
>>12752991I tried but I can't think of anything plus I'm about to fall asleepI'll appreciate your effort if you appreciate mine
>>12753035That's fine. I'll post it again tomorrow. Too bad I took so long tonight.
>>12753015The original text? It's very close to Comic Sans, but there are slight differences.Maybe because of the image compression? I don't know.
>>12752946BOOPS FOR THE BOOPGOD
GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY
>>12753044It might just be that the original picture is an older version of Comic Sans. Whatever version of Comic sans that was used when Disney originally put this episode out. The E looks different but that D looks spot on.
>>12752941requestin' a version with gloomy
>>12753075Hm, interesting. I didn't know about the evolution of Comic Sans.
>>12753083Have a color reference? >>12753091Most typefaces get messed with a little bit over their use (or disuse)
>>12753097I have what you need, fellow artfag.
>>12753102
>>12753102>you will never hug gloomy
>>12753114>>>/tumblr/
I might do it tomorrow and post it on the sub. I'm getting tired.Thanks for the references though guys.
kiss me
>>12753114>>>/co/
>>12753114my guess is his ratings slipped and he last ditch lit himself on fire for trafficit's interesting to think that when Starslip ended, Straub was relying only on Chainsaw, and it actually looked like he might not turn a livable wage. I think he's back up to like four webcomics now. It's a pretty fucking crazy industry sometimes.
>>12753114lolthere are people who actually believe this is anything but satire.
>>12753130
>>12753155oh gosh
*daka daka daka* my favorite pony is pinkie pie, what about yours anon?
>>12753174My favorite pony is ______
>>12753174This one.Goodnight Mlpg
>>12753174Refractedlight Speed
>>12753174This one
>>12753174Fluttershy for me!
Someone should draw this with Dash and Twilight
>>12753174Which pony samefags the most?
>>12753207Trixie
>>12753207Celestia
>>12753207Pinkie. She just doesn't care. Maybe she doesn't even know what samefag means.
ponesorry for lateness and quality
>>12753226>she samefags without removing her trip>still gets no shit for it because it's pinkie
>>12753174Feck off anon, she's mine
>>12753231It's all about confidence anon
Pony is being Purple without your permission.
>>12753230legs are a bit small on both of them, but still pretty no ice.you got a tumblr or something like that?
>>12753243i get shit when anon just for being here.
>>12753238That doesn't look safe for the pinki pony.
>>12753245gigapuddipuddi.tumblr.com
>>12753244But pony always has my permission to be purple.
>>12753230>horse riding a horseUnnatural!
>>12753231I'd complain because seriously fuck Pinkie
>>12753270so wrong!
>>12753274what if she posted BCS tier, always off-topic, personal blogging, funposting and constant ban evasion and obviously pretending to be someone else?
>>12753230Hey, I requested this.neat.
>>12753274>fuck Pinkieunf
>>12753287and what if twilight wrote a script for her that changes her tripcode slightly every time she posted, so she could not be filtered?
>>12751260>>12751325>>12751326See, I told you I'd redraw it>implying I'll ever draw humans well
>>12753287Well, it's Pinkie, so I don't know if she could post off-topic.
Would you do anything for pony?
>>12753305>implying I'll ever draw humans wellDon't give up.
>>12753255kraut why
>>12753305Its a nice remake.
>>12753317>You'll never all that glorious hairI'd be so softCould you imagine absent-mindedly running your hands through it for hours while she sits on your lap?
>>12753331YesIncluding eating her shit
>>12753331i would do anything for ponybut i wontdothat
>>12753331Well that depends.Which pony am I doing?
>>12753344someday, im gonna do it again and it'll be even better
>>12753331No.
>>12753303That would defeat the entire purpose of having a tripcode.
>>12753340sorry.should i revert?
>>12753367>slightlyyou could still tell it's her
>>12753369Yonly if you want i was just messin around mang
>>12753377>is forced
>>12753378okay. recently i have no idea what offends people and what doesn't
>>12753375And you could still tell it's her if she posted with just a name.
Hips
>>12753398
>>12753377>my age is forced to read the metamorphosis
>>12753386I had used "nobody", I took a minute on that on whether it was one or the other. I knew I shouldn't a second guessed myself
>>12753377They still study the Metamorphosis at school?
I thoroughly enjoyed Rarity's song, "The Type of Pony Everypony Should Know
>>12753398ponies don't have hips
My 4chanX is fuckedI can't post images
>>12753404I got feedback in the past (and now!) that Sweetie Belle's facial structure and enormous eyes make her look like some sort of insect. I have to agree, but I just can't bring myself to change that part of her design, so now I'm rolling with it. I'm sure you know who Kafka is.
>>12753398I like breasts more.
>>12753433>anthroanon, I'm going to have to ask you to delete your post, or else I'll have to report you.
http://derpiboo.ru/395945unf
>>12753426My 4chanX redirects me to ad websites when I post from the front page. Ever since I've updated it.
>>12753398I find the most erotic part of the pony is the butt.
>>12753398>>12753377
>>12753420Nope, but pones do.
>>12753438Anthro is as good as pony tits get without going full retard with humanizations.
>>12753438
>>12753433how odd that this would get posted just now
>>12753449Personally I find the ears much more erotic.
>>12753428Have you tried changing her design, just to see how it goes? Not as something permanent, mind you, just because of curiosity.
Do you love pone?
>>12753455>these are most certainly my glasses
>>12753457>earsThat's an interesting answer...What do you like best about the ears?
>>12753456Oh yeah?
>>12753462My obsession borders on severely autistic.
>>12753509because I just drew this
>>12753458I've thought about it, but to be honest I don't really design a lot of characters for the purpose of being cute. I design them for appeal. The design I adapted and eventually molded into this, for whatever reason, sits juuust right with me (for now). As for Rarity, she's going to undergo a wardrobe change very soon).
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