ponies in silly dresses edition!Old naked horse: >>12739531
Pony is alright.
>>12744649I love the idea of shinning armor doing silly things
Rainbow Dash probably browses 4chan
So, why did Twilight just happen to have this on hand in the library?
Is a second monitor worth it?
>>12744688Applejack is a very pretty princess
>>12744689verygo buy one
Daily reminder you guys are losers.
>>12744683Which board is her favourite?
>>12744688its a fucking cartoon show
Oh luna why can't I quit you?
>>12744688Rarity made it from a book sleeve a paper clip and half kleenex. rarity is the macgyver of fashion.
You are now aware M.A Larson browses this place
>>12744715No its notThey hardly ever fuck on this cartoon!
>>12744633Luna's 'lavish' Coronation dress was sewn a thousand years ago when fashion had only made it that far
>>12744728That's pretty god damn impressive.
>>12744710Does this one look good?http://ncix.ca/products/?sku=57310&vpn=VE247H&manufacture=ASUS&promoid=1382
>>12744741Got to do something now that he has all the free time from quiting the show
>>12744715that Spike picture
>>12744765>quiting the showYeah okay, let me know how that works out for you in S4. HOLY SHIT I AM HYPE
>>12744754She's a miracle worker.
You can only pick one. The rest starve.
>>12744765>>12744771>faust who doesn't even work on the show browses /mlp/>calling BS on people who do work on it lurking
what kind of dresses is rainbow dash best at?dressing wounds
>>12744801The apple the orange one is eating.
>>12744633i remember after art of the dress, All i wanted was more ponies in pretty dresses. I still do
>>12744801When i was just a kitty and the sun was going doooooown
>>12744826What if that apple tasted like catnip?
Pony wants to sleep with you.
Why do people like producing a lot of cum?I hate cleaning up my spunk.
>>12744801All of them.
>>12744849Okay, but she has to clean up after herself.
>>12744850virility, and people like having alot of cum shot into them. I partly blame Japan
>>12744820Faust only looks at it every once in a while, when she's bored or whatever. She's hardly a regular or anything.Even then, it's not like you can say other show staff visit this place just because she does.
>>12744849Do you think mando would fuck other fillies, or is Applebloom his one true lover?
>>12744849sure, just don't wet the bed, retard.
>>12744677I like the idea of shining armor dressing himself up as Vinyl scratch, since their colors are nearly identical and slutting himself out at the local club to unsuspecting party goers
>>12744872Anon, that isn't how the rules work!
>>12744852Has anyone else noticed in these pictures there is in fact no bait on this hook?and dash calls her self a master baiter
>>12744850I know what you mean, I try to keep myself as empty as possible.Ahaha...
>>12744915Does anyone have pictures of ponies shrugging? I need them for science reasons
>>12744924Maybe she needs a master baiter to teach her.
Hooray! The shitposters are here!
>>12744898What's the difference between a bad student and a fisherman?One hates his book and the other baits his hook
>>12744943This is a terrible way to catch ponies or fishthese people are terrible at baiting
>>12744942So basically one of the first images of pony that were ever created
>>12744949It's the beginning of the thread. It tends to happen because the threads on the first few pages.
>Twilight and Pinkie Pie stages: puzzle solving and exploration>Fluttershy and Rarity stages: stealth and evasion>Applejack and Rainbow Dash stages: combat and fast pacing
>>12744953Does anyone else think Wood should be in more cartoons?
>>12744951A non gay pony please.
Would you lick a pony nonsexually?
>tfw you already misread "free shrugs" as "fresh rugs."
>>12744993I think YOUR wood should be in MY cartoon, Anon
You know, it really sucks being responsible for ruining a small community of people you like because you can't help but argue with one of them.
theres a lot of bait pictures out nowi guess that guy must be hooked
>>12744999I don't see how pony-licking could be nonsexual
>>12745016Twilight stop the only thing clumsier then your metaphors is your dancing
>>12745025You know, just giving them a tongue bath. Like it's just an every day thing. Then maybe the others see it and meekly ask you to clean them too. Eventually you're licking the lot of them.
>>12745016Twilight, you wanna have sex again? Jeez Louise we just went five times at lunch!
>>12745049>>12745058I don't think I want to lick a dirty pony's coat
>>12745045You can't fool me, Anon. I'm swimming with swag. Just look at me!Now, let me see your hot monkey dick
Hi I'm vading threading cause i want to talk smart with some one. Also, getting new puter woop woop.an eee pc for teh lulz (class)and some cyberpowered desktoopjudge me faggots i dar yew
>>12745074what about preen their wings?
>>12745096not online and see what happens
>>12745114well actually i find bronies to be smart and socially ahead of their time.
>>12745099Wings are my fetish.
NOT A TREE DASHIE
>>12744999No, but I would lick a little pony all over.
>>12745096>rainbow dash comes to earth>all she wants to do is listen to ICP and badly troll on 4chan all day
>>12745133bronies can be ahead of whatever they wantso long as they are down wind
>>12745133yea they are pretty euphoric
>>12744849>Tiny filly will never sleep on your pillow>You'll never wake up and blow raspberries on her belly
>>12745182That is creepy anon, would not let you babysit my small horses.
>>12745169The real trick to drawing is to capture an elf and exchange his freedom for drawing powers.
>>12745168Whats to fall for? I mean honestly, bronies are the kind of people this world needs. People that go beyond narrow minded and shallow things such as being defined soley by one's own interests or general faggotry that doesn't effect anyone else as people imply some kind of superiority over such groups.
>>12745182>you will never stealthily fondle her large sensitive breasts
>>12745197Is that what you're supposed to do? I've been drinking it's blood, explains alot.
>>12745193What about me? I promise I'll only go as far as kneading their super-refined plot
Is it hard to believe the comic is official with all the references and brony pandering?
Man I hate being on the front page. Everyone quickly spam this thread back under.
>>12745212>sweetie belle>little filly>large breasts>implying honey boo boo has a giant rack
>>12745228circlejerking is astonishing sometimes
>>12745244can i fuck you pls
>>12745212>breastsWhat the hell man, she's just a filly
>>12745228I see it this way:The show is canon to the comics, but the comics aren't (yet) canon to the show.
>>12745244But Scootaloo is the flat/useless oneApplebloom is moderatewhich leaves sweetie to be large by default
>>12745244>implying honey boo boo of being compared to Sweetie Belle>implying HBB and her entire family arent disgusting subhumans>>12745267That's what you think
>>12745228At least it's not filled with as much references as the Archie Mega Man comic...
>tfw you're mentally above everyone
Why aren't you drawing?
It's Sweetie Belle's 3rd birthday and she's feeling kind of depressed because over the past year of horse puberty her pony teats have ballooned to H cup and she basically has to waddle when she walks because of her pendulous horse teats banging against her legs. She's considering using her birthday bits to have a teat reduction surgery. What do you say to talk her out of it?
>>12745306Trying to jerk it to incestria girls tumblr. Love the idea but it's so hard to maintain my boner, sigh.
>>12745293At the very least, most of them are relevant to Megaman, and the writer was told to tone it down.
>>12745315Nothing, going with the surgery would be in her best interests
>>12745301>tfw you're euphoric in this moment
>>12745306because I suck and practicing makes me want to kill myself
>>12745228At least it's not nearly as bad as fucking Equestria Girls.There were brony references all over the goddamn place, and that shit is as canon as you can get.
>>12745315I don't personally agree with it but if her over sized teats are inconveniencing her that bad I would support her decision
>>12745325>>12745342But look at how much fun those two ponies are having.You like fun, don't you, Anon?
>>12745282Look at this shit. They look so similar, I can't even tell how this was shoop'd
>>12745361>as canon as you can getit's not the show. The show is as canon as you can get.
>>12745377It's a feature length film about the show.If anything, it's MORE canon than the show.
>>12745361Show shout outs = brony references? The only one I can give you is "that" Dash face.
>>12745373You leave my little princess alone you ruffian
>>12745406>If anything, it's MORE canon than the show.that's not how canon work
>>12745269nobody cares about your headcanon about how canon canon material is
>>12745406>If anything, it's MORE canon than the show.
>>12745406Meghan said it won't effect the show. In terms of canon, FiM > EqG.
>>12745372I love funI do not, however, find drawing fun
>>12745414>hoop earringsSee, this is why Sweetie is a shit CMC, MLPG. Why don't you assholes understand?
>>12745361All EQG had in terms of "brony" references was "so awesome" and that's pushing it.There are many valid reasons to complain about it but "brony references" is not one of them
If you were a pony and I were a pony I'd wear the pony pants
>>12745434>trusting Meghan "1.21 gigahitlers" McCarthy
>>12745451no because my cock is turgid
>>12745451I...I-I'm fine with that, Anonymous...~
>mlp gets renewed for season 5 and 6
>>12745440HER EARRINGS ARE CUTE YOU LUGNUTI bet you like applebloom, you filth
>>12745451Why is she white?
>>12745451>Implying I wouldn't be a stallion>Implying I wouldn't be fucking you with my massive cock>Implying I wouldn't pump my cock so I'd make you bleed when I fuck you
>>12745460Even if I didn't trust her, the fact is the spin-off movie has yet to effect the show.
>>12745228It's canon until flat out refutedthose who complain are babies. Barring the dash micro, I'll give you that one.
>>12745451>wearing pants as a pony
>>12745479Why is she so perfect?
>>12745487Tiers of canon, you guys. I've been saying this for ages now.I think the comic is up there with the show but it's not as simple as CANON or FANFICTION, you know?
>>12745515>it's not as simple as CANON or FANFICTION, you know?it is.
>>12745410>Vinyl Scratch DJing and being outright shown to have red eyes>Sweetie doing the Robot in reference to Sweetiebot>Dash faceetc etcThere were a lot of background shoutouts to various brony memes.>>12745434>There's gonna be a Rarity episode in S3!>>12745484Because S4 hasn't even premiered.Meanwhile, what we've seen from EqG, we know that Brad exists in Equestria, and that Twilight remembers what happened in the human world.
Whats a good way to cool off on a hot day as a pony?
>>12745509We may never know.
>>12745515I agreeShow > Movie >= comic > word of god (staff currently on the show) > word of faust (post s1, except for the few episodes of s2 she did work on) > books > fanon
>>12745546She had cyan eyes you twatSwewetie did not do the robot Scootaloo did do the chicken though
>>12745447The context of the discussion was brony references in the comics, and how it's a good thing they're not canon because of there being so many brony references.Meanwhile, in EqG there were significantly more brony memes and EqG is more than likely going to heavily impact the show.Wasn't complaining. Just commenting.
>>12745600I don't think so anon
>>12745567This only makes me think of Perdue.
>>12745546>>Vinyl Scratch DJing and being outright shown to have red eyesShe has Dash's eyes you retard.>>Sweetie doing the Robot in reference to SweetiebotNope. Scoots did the Chicken Dance so there's that I guess.
>>12745306Because I'm trying to write.
>>12745610The only comic with "brony" references as opposed to "references" is the rainbow microThe comics are good, get over yourself.
>>12745618>EqG will get the beach episode instead of FiM
>>12745619Are you a pony? Didn't think so.
>>12745637Care to tell us what it will involve?
>>12745648>keep wanting EqG
>>12745566Rolling in the dirt.That's what horses do.
>>12745644The other comics just references le epic internet maymays.
Hi there friends. I'm streaming some stuff again tonight. Gonna start with some Simpsons, then maybe some Clone High and some Undergrads.Starts darn quick.http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre
>>12745648>EqG will get a different animation style episode instead of FiM
>>12745567flash pls dont take muh waifu
>>12745662so Dash is just helping Fluttershy stay cool here?
>>12745670That was ONE thing, and it was not a "brony" thing, it was a thing before bronies were a thing.
>>12745543It's not. It's not for any other franchise, and it's not for FiM.For god's rather literal sake, the BIBLE has Dueterocanon. Why is this a hard concept?>>12745546>Two (You)sIt's been said many, many times that SAYS was going to be a Rarity episode. She jumped the gun by tweeting, but I doubt she expected the focus of the episode to change entirely right until they had to. No, S4 hasn't premiered yet, but I have no reason to disbelieve Meghan. "Rarity episode" was a situation that changed after she assumed it wouldn't: it was a mistake, not an overt lie. Getting EqG involved with the show would change things dramatically: it's pretty much a given that they can't really change much now that would involve it. Remember episodes are made long before they're aired.>>12745585That's not far from my own line of thinking involving tiers, yeah.
>>12745656It's a toss up between adding 400 words to a completed story to make it fimficable, or trying to work on a sequel to a well-received horror story.
>>12745704both sound excitingcare to link the original horror?
>>12745687>Endless Watchmen references in the Pinie Micro>the trollface in the Fluttershy micro>the boop in the Rarity comicYeah, sure, ONE thing.
>>12745748>the boop...But boop is show canon.Pinkie's done it before.
>>12745748when I said one thing, I meant for that particular issue.But to say that they are jam packed is just silly.
>>12745748>thinking Pagliacci was invented by Watchmen>actually thinking "boop" was a reference and didn't originate in the showyou're a special kind of angry
>>12745775What do your horse senses say about me Twilight?
>>12745780Feeling Pinkie Keen. She boops Twilight.I think.
>>12745780he's thinking of honk maybethey've never said boop on the show
>>12745775It doesn't matter where it originated. If you read the commentary by Bates he explicitly says the Watchmen joke was the basis of all the humor in the comic.
What if pony wants to by MY little pony?
>>12745780Feeling Pinkie Keen.Fluttershy also boops Rainbow Dash in another episode, I think it was May the Best Pet Win.
>>12745808No pony wants to be your little pony don't worry
>>12745728There's no skeletons, so don't expect it to be too spooky.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/22323/
What if goat train is called goat train because he is always on a train when postings?
>>12745814But they don't say boop.
>>12745837Or maybe he's a goat?:0
>>12745839i feel sorry for you.
>>12745807the joke in Watchmen did not originate from Watchmen. It is, arguably, best known as being from Watchmen.But you have a point with the origin thing I suppose. I mean, you know what else is a common MLPG ting? Ponies. And the comics are FULL of them! It doesn't matter the show is ABOUT ponies, it's clearly a reference. Fucking pandering. the second paragraph is sarcasm
>>12745808Impossible. Hasbro owns them and they keep them locked up in an underground bunker where they are free to rape the Stockholm syndrome afflicted ponies on a regular basis.
>>12745851He's right though, they never say boop.
I hope we get episodes based in the EqG universe, it's infinitely more interesting than "lol this place ALSO has a pony pun in its name" and the characters are cuter
>>12745823>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/22323/Read the description, sounds exciting.I was worried for a moment that is was going to be some nonsense that resorts to painting the walls with blood
>>12745839Fair enough, but it's a pretty common sound effect. It's not like we invented it.
>>12745882I hope a train hits you and you lose both your arms so you can't post any more.
>>12745880I know but he is unable to enjoy anything because muh pandering!
>>12745724Super Mario Sunshine is 10 years old
>>12745864Bates also says he uses panels from Watchmen for organizing scenes as a reference.
>>12745882Yeah I was going to make a sarcastic comment but you're just retarded
>>12745775I had no idea sharks could detect idiots like blood in the water.
>>12745914if you don't have an argument please don't shitpost
>>12745889This is one of the few times I believe a curse of that nature is warranted
>>12745928There is no argument to be had here, it would be the equivalent arguing with someone from /v/.
>>12745901Wait, seriously?That's a little crazy, actually. Can I get a link to this thing?I mean, that's a reference nobody's going to get unless they REALLY pay attention to both books and compare them. Is it a reference at that point, or just using one of them as an aid for composition? That's a serious question, there. I'm not sure.
>>12745892And Toy Story is 18 years old (almost)It's almost street-legal.
has your dick ever like, gotten hard
>>12745936W-what? What did I say?"boop" is a common onomatopoeia, you can't just claim it. Right?please don't hate my flying saucer you and I are nigs
>>12745955He meant a reference in the sense of how to compose a page in a appealing manner.Not reference in the sense of him referencing it for the sake of laughs.
>>12745885I did try to avoid that, and a lot of people seemed to enjoy it.
>>12745993That's what I was thinking. I was struggling with the duel meaning of "reference" when I wrote "aid for composition."Still pretty funny, considering how different the comics are in tone, audience, and everything else.
>>12745989Fear not anon, it was a link misfireI need to go to bed.I was meaning to link to >>12745890
Don't leave anon! Love me!
>>12746024your shitposting is out of control
>>12746024oh, gosh, I was worried for a sec there
>>12746064What is it, Squirt?
>>12746064were you thinking about rainbow dash again?
>>12746064What's the matter? Some drips been hassling you?
what would happen if a girl took the supplement stack
>>12746002I like the technical style of the journal so far.
>>12746094>>12746110>>12746117AAAAH! Dash! Uh, I... uh. Hi there
>>12745892[too big, fixed now]
>>12746123That is a nice and gentle pony. She seems to have brushed her hair differently today. I hope she has a good day.
>>12746123I don't waifu pinkie, but she seems like a god tier waifu to meIn fact pretty much all of them are
>>12746118I've heard that some of the ingredients cause increased lactation
>>12745892>Half-life is 15 years old
>>12746192Pinkie pretty much opened my eyes to the whole waifu thing. I mean, I had characters I liked before, but I've never gotten flustered just thinking about holding someone in my arms like I do with Pinkie.
>>12746002>just read the ripped pagehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nUAAcUL_O4
I just realized, the only reason why the apples raise pigs, isn't for their meat, its for their skin.where do you think they get all those footballs?
>>12746147what's the dribbling down your leg?
>>12746300Pigs can find truffles like nobody's business.Have you ever eaten a truffle, anon? They're delicious.
>>12746209>It's been 15 years>They still haven't made a better story based shooter
>>12746147Whoa, sorry there, I didn't mean to make quite such a splash of an entrance!
>>12746300What about Applejack's hats?
>>12746326Dogs can be trained to do it just as well and won't eat the truffle.
>>12746324>>12746336I think I have a wee bit of a problem. Sorry I'm such a drip and not awesome like you, Rainbow.
>tfw you cant wait till this is done
pony is 3 years oldTales is 21 years old
>>12746462>generic VN>no ponies>not even real humansis shit/10
>>12746462I never cared much for VN's as a concept, but damnit I hope it succeeds just so /mlp/ can have some bragging rights for once.
>>12746495>Not the real dialogue>There are other pony VNs>EQG
>>12746462What is that?
>>12746462I'm actually thinking about applying for that.
>>12746524>There are other pony VNsmention them
>>12746542/mlp/ is making an EqG VN and gosh darnit it looks like they actually have their shit together.
>finally lobbiesThis is purrfect
>>12746573>>12746523NOWE HAVE TO BEAT THEMWE NEED TO MAKE A GAME FIRST
>>12746611>tfw ponykart is dead
Sorry this is so lateBut you guys know that bugchasing is 99.999% fantasy, right?Pls don't respond to this.
>>12746597It's about time.
>>12746462>le maymaysAlready lost any interest.
>>12746652This would have been better if it was a lollipop
>>12746462> can't wait for you to come insideI'm not sure that's wiseI'm pretty certain you're fertile
>>12746461Damn it mlpg, all this vidya music. I want to replay them now.
>>12746611I'm gonna start on my game in 4 daysThat'll give me 100 days to finish it before I release it with the first episodeI'M TOTALLY GONNA DO THIS GUYS
>>12746651I just did 100 push-ups, 15 pull-ups, 16 chin-ups, and 50 hindu squats because I told myself I couldn't masturbate until I didNow I don't even feel like masturbating
where do you see yourself in 20 years
>>12746738Can she bring one of her friends and have them both slap me with their futa cocks?
>>12746724>seeing memes everywhere
>>12746768>still no fic based on this imagehttp://derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTMvMDcvMjAvMDRfMTJfNTlfNjEyXzM3OTEyMF9fZXhwbGljaXRfYmlnX21hY2ludG9zaF9mb2FsY29uX2dheV9ydW1ibGVfYXJ0aXN0X2NvbG9uX2NvbGRfZGFzaF9ibG9vZGVkX2Rhc2hfdHdpbGlnaHRfYm9vcF9lcmVjdGlvbl9ub3NlYm9vcF9kaWNrYm9vcCJdXQ/379120__explicit_big%2Bmacintosh_foalcon_gay_rumble_artist-colon-cold-dash-blooded-dash-twilight_boop_erection_noseboop_dickboop.jpgI can't believe it.
>>12746756> not wanting to masturbate even more furiously
>>12746764That guy looks like he's got a care-free lifeI wouldn't mind being that guy
>>12746764Dead and completely decomposedOr married to a girl with 2 kidsOr to a guy with 1 kid
>>12746788just ask darfhe'll do it
>>12746788Cripes man link the page URL not the direct image that is WAY too long, and I don't mean Mac's penis.
>>12746788>tfw no Rumble fucking Anon up the butt>either in fiction or artI'M FUCKING DYING HERE
>>12746801>gay couples having kidsfuck that, the world isn't ready to deal with a kid with two dads or two moms, that kid will have a dead social life
>>12746764still making mad dosh as a software engineeror maybe having transitioned to voice acting or concept artistry on a whim at some pointEither way it'll probably be pretty rad
>>12745823>She had many sins.>Ignoring their signs>Forgetting their warnings.>Fighting their will.>Ignoring makes them louder. Forgetting makes them angrier.>Fighting makes it hurt.Dude, I'm seriously getting spooked here. Legit goosebumbs
>>12746839>wanted to be fucked by a kidI didn't think it was possible for you pedos to be even more gross, but here we are
>>12746841It sure as shit would be better than yours.
>>12746841>ImplyingMy ex had 3 mothersTHREEAnd she had 10x the social life I hadMostly because she was a massive alcoholic at 16Probably had something to do with having 3 mothers
>>12746873Do you feel better about it now that you've insulted a faceless man on the internet?Because my point still stands
>>12746884This isn't even a real argument anymore
>>12746884I insulted myself at the same time.
>>12746909You didn't answer the question
>>12746824I'm screencapping this, don't let me down
>>12746882One is crazy enoughThree is like a roiling endless milieu of fuckery and PMS
>>12746851I actually had some tough nights sleeping while writing it.
>>12745823>>12746002Holy. Shit.I love you anon. Followed and favorited. Eagerly awaiting more.
>>12746980Forgot to include>just finished it
>>12746946I wrote about Pinkie being raped mercilessly by the dock workers of Canterlot, having waylaid her from returning to PonyvilleI slept like a rockIt's only during the day that bothered me at allBarely
Nobody in this fandom is ever going to create and finish a pony video game. Just give up on it.
>>12746611We're like /v/ in a sense. Every project we start never gets done.
>>12746972HELLO IMPERFECTLY-LOOPED PONY FRIEND
>>12747004I have high hopes for Super Lesbian Horse RPG
>>12747004Ponies don't even really deserve a video game in my opinion
>>12747023looping is hard
Fixed a relatively minor bug with the cap helper where the OP wasn't being revealed again when "reveal hidden posts" is clicked.http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520Version: 3.65. If you have a previous version, please do upgrade, it shouldn't take more than 5-10 seconds.
>>12746946>reading the commentsThere are secrets within secrets here?oh shit. You went all out. Have people found them all?
>>12747027Tim Allen's House Improvement had a video game
>>12747026No, that's realist talk.
>>12747059Yeah, and it sucked donkey dick.Not even Cranky Doodle dick.
>This cutie mark is okay, I don't mind
>>12747045>125x125I can click on the thumbnail and control the pinkie pie
>>12747059It's Home Improvement you uncultured fuckand don't you insult Tim Allen again
>>12747050As if there's anything to cap anymore now that anon chased away all the writefags. Except for EA, and all he does now is post cropped anthro porn.
>>12747083I don't even think that's EAalso we have SmutAnonaaand Snarky sometimes
>>12747082Fuck you I'm working 4 days a week and playing mtg 3 days a week.
>>12747072Oh fuck, I giggled
>>12747081if being cultured means doingthis all the time then I want to go back to my cave
>>12747057There were. I removed them because they were really badly thought out puzzles that would have taken a computer weeks to solve. They were just random capitals in the hidden stuff that could be reordered.I'm planning better ones for the next part.
>>12747100I don't give a fuck bitch.
>>12747027>ponies don't deserve a videogame>ponies don't deserve music>ponies don't deserve fanart>ponies don't deserve conventions>ponies don't deserve their own imageboard>ponies don't deserve an entire thread dedicated to them>ponies don't deserveShut the fuck up. We crossed the "eh, we don't need this" line about a year and a half ago. It's time to shoot for the stars, anon.
>>12747069I knew you were going to pull out that old argument>I'm not a defeatist, just a realist!No, you aren't. People never thought man was going to fly, are they realists? No, they're a bunch of faggots, now we're on the moon.Shit can happen if you just try.
>>12747115well I didn'tdo that all thetime but if you feelthat way then maybe you should justgo back to your cave
>>12747057>They thought they were deserters, that they wanted a vacation. The vacation started when they left, and they will come back.>Breaking down slowly like all the others. I'm still here, because I listened. If only they had too.Is this fluttershy?
>>12747124I didn't say anything but "ponies don't deserve a video game" for a reason, Captain Autism
>>12747124but pony has already been to spacemaybe it's time we let the whole thing deflate instead?
>>12747124>It's time to shoot for the starsNow this is winner talk, you guys could learn a thing or two.
>>12747148Uh-huh. 's what I thought.
>>12747141They all are.
> MLPG actually salivating over grimdarkThis is the end.
>>12747167What you thought was wrong, though
>>12747137THE CAVE IS ACTUALLY A PONYI WIN
>>12747174>anon doesn't like what others likeIT'S OVER
>>12739775>actually compared to soarin, rumble has a much nicer well styled mane>>12739795>it reminds me of JD's hair from Scrubs. I bet he washes it daily.>>12739809>I almost thought I was the only one.>I bet he has long, distracting fantasies as well.So somehow these comments led up to this.I swear I'll have an actual punchline to this.
>>12747179We'll see when the Official Pony Videogame for the Wii U comes out.
http://dagoddamnbatguy.tumblr.com/post/57939742439/Goddamn everyone's on the milf train now.
>>12747174>thing happensOH GOD IT'S ALL OVER
>>12747134>Shit can happen if you just try.Yeah, like shit.
what other [Aquatic] music should i use?
wich pone is suicidal
>>12747171>Questioning where they come from, and what they are. She was misbehaving, like a whiny child that wants to know why she's being given candy. If she listened, she would know. I stole what they learned, but gave them something in return.I'm starting to get the feeling that this was all her fault
>>12747217IT'S FUCKING OVER MAN HUG ME
>>12747186>you will never explore pony's cave>with your mouth
>>12747197It's cute but I don't really know what's going on yet.And if you drew comics with Rumble doing those staring off into the distance fantasies I would fucking love those.
>>12747216Honestly I think it's a shame she's just being used for porn/fetish images primarily. That's all what people seem to care about when it comes to new ponies lately
>>12747217Welcome to MLPG enjoy your complementary ron paul
>>12747224I bet you're one of those "I-I'll never be good at drawing so why even s-start!?" faggots too
>>12747244I was hoping that's how this would end.I just wanted to give it context first.
>>12747216why is she leaking toilet bowl cleaner
>>12747272ah, fair enough. good luck
>>12747197>mfw I was >>12739839I need something better to do on Sunday nightsbut this is fucking awesome>>12747244this too would be the best ever, I want to see the twins react to his non sequeturs
http://i.imgur.com/WBx2UhS.jpgWhy can't I stop laughing at this image
>>12747197Oh man that's great! I love that you made him buzz his wings in panel 2.
>>12747271also for [sexual]
>>12747216It's nice to see the fandom is running at maximum efficiency.
>>12747303What the fuck is even going on.
your favorite pony, Rainbow Dash, is excited at the thing you just brought her
>>12747264>Ron Paul stands over every MLPGer and screams "IT'S HAPPENING" everytime something big happens
>>12747303>shitty as fuck OCs wearing diapersdiaper fags are the most shitty fetishists.
>>12747226why would any pony be suicidialequestria has no problems and few things to feel strongly about, it would be the ideal place to just live and wait for the years to breeze by
>tfw no cuddlesex
oh god please no
>>12747360>this is how ponies mate
>>12747343Diaper fetishists are the only fetishists that creep me outfuck them
>>12747336>"oh hey AJ got a song!">"OH GOD HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING">"calm down Ron, it's just a song">"THIS IS THE END, BUY GOLD, INVEST IN WAR BOND, IT'S OVER"
>>12747232>hidden mesages in the capital lettersdude, thses are really scarring me
>>12747417Slow, pretty shit isn't it?
>>12747398The one booth at Bronycon that was selling those cute plushes had some Pound and Pumpkin Cake ones that were so adorable and among the cheapest available but they had diapers so I had to pass.
>>12747417to think something so unimportant can make me instantly disgusted
>>12747303>Diaper Fetish and Crotchboobs
>>12747398what is even the point in having a fetish about shitting yourself?i don't get it. it is disgusting and unsanitary
>>12747441It's pretty important, or at least it was made to be.It could still have big implications for the show.
>>12747432>but they had diapers so I had to passThey are babies
>>12747351>it would be the ideal place to just live and wait for the years to breeze byGod, it really would.
>>12747441Shhhhhh Anon. It'll all be over eventually.
>>12747303FUCK, RUN MILKY RUN
>>12747462I still couldn't do it.
This thread needs sunbutt
>>12747455I like you.
>>12747455freddiew is the best
>>12747509Thanks I try my best
>>12747504>your mom will never be sunbutt
did you know mollusks are pretty neat
have you beheld your princess yet today mlpg
>>12747588yesthey are related to cthulhu
>>12747588molluscs are disgusting
>>12747563Oh my god oh my godI requested this exact pic todayWas it... was it done?
>>12747571but you can dream
>>12747631You mean you respect her medical knowledge enough to properly treat your injuries and care for you on the road to recovery?
>>12747658Actually yes, that sounds rather nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgeA8frWjvQWhy does song remind me of AJ?
>>12747631I don't know what you mean what do you mean
>>12747623>Filenameit was done some time ago
>>12747638bleh. don't post that one. the pastebin one is much better
>>12747588Isn't nature fascinating.I mean just look at these.
>56 bottles of beer on a wall, 56bottles a beeer>take un down and pass around>56 bottles a beer on the walll
VIRUSVIRUSVIRUSAm I grimdark yet?
>>12747504I seriously have trouble getting up in the morning knowing I will never have this
>>12747722Did you go back after to read the hidden things?
>>12747733necron wraiths are no more
>>12747746I'm having some trouble picking out the hidden things.Is there some way to crunch the capitals well at all?
MLPG what would you rather have?>bottom half(waist down) ponyor>top half (waist up) pony
>>12747708>man o war can actually sense where their potential prey is>they can actually hunt instead of being opportunity feeders
>>12747733/tg/ is fun
>>12747289>"If he thinks I'm gonna work a double-shift this weekend, he's barking up the wrong tree!">"He couldn't climb very high anyway - his legs are too short...">"What'd you say, Rumble?">"Huh? What?"
Your waifu is about to climaxShe's thinking about you rubbing her all over
>>12747725She wants a cuddle and a hug, anon. She wants to embrace you with those wings.
>>12747765[spoilers]ctrl+A, and just worry about the title when it comes to capitals[/spoiler]
>>12747765there is a pastebin in the comments with all the hidden things and the capitals deciphered.But try selecting on every empty space first, it's much more fun to find them yourself
>>12747766>want pone vage that can basically pull your dick in and milk it for everything it has or>wings that will keep you war and dem snuiggles
>>12747799Why is she thinking of a monkey when she needs to be asleep. She has a lot of royal duties to do tomorrow.
>>12747708neatowhy is land life so smelly and boring
>>12747851she can't help herself.
>>12747752Necron were always my favorite.
>>12747861I always loved horseshoe crabs
>>12747824CTRL+A "pastebin"No resultsOkay this was fun8spooky9reality
>>12747851She got sauced again, she ravaging herself thinking of you scratching her behind the ears.
>>12747861>>12747880I love these little demons more.
>>12747872i quit the game.GW is just too much of a bag of dicks and the players are all shitty in my area.
>>12747459obesity is a much worse fetish.
>>12747916i think it's on the same level.
>>12747861i know roght; here have a sea pig.
>>12747929You're fucked in the head, friend.
Sex with Berry Punch
>>12747903People actually catch the smaller versions of these and use them as bait
>>12747916Are we talking liking fat or liking the physically impossible blobs where the hands and feet can't even be seen?
>>12747960Shit is gross, obesity is grossI'm not seeing the difference.
>>12745931o man dem feels;_;
>>12747934sea cucumbers are kawaii as fuck
>>12747979Seriously? These things look to ferocious for bait
>>12747960no, they are both equally shit.
>>12748001Nothing is too ferocious for a human to kill
>>12748009>a fetish for shit is a shit fetishBrilliant observation.
>>12747922>>12747935MAXIMAL EDGY DARKNESS LOVECRAFT CHULTU OTHERSYeah I mean the creeping Darkness is better than King's Mist but dudeThis isn't super-duper or anything
>>12747000awwww yisss man, you should make a thread about it here.
>>12747872i had a fondness for scarabs
Given the chance you could be living in equestria, however you must be the royal harem, would you?
>>12748068That's pretty low tier.Try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvEgWINUFc
>>12748051Only time a supposedly scary fic actually scared me. But let's agree to disagree
>>12748109I concur.The others are more important.
>>12748100Yeah, I really see no reason not to.
>>12748100Royal Harem to whom, though?
>>12748095I always had a blast with flayed ones.Flayed ones and wraiths.
>>12747799>you will never bring Rainbow Dash to orgasm just by rubbing her ear the right way
>>12747799I'd really rather she didn't, given that I don't like ponies that way.But I mean I guess I can't stop anyone from thinking about me while masturbating, or any other time.
>>12748138fukkin flayed ones mang
>>12748100I'm the entire royal harem?That sounds like a lot of workBut its probably rewarding
>>12747799God, I wish.
[water falling from the sky]
EVEN APPLE THINKS LUNA IS BEST PONE
>>12748201DO WANTRei, I'm sorry but I must steal your waifu for now.
>>12748176shame they hold the title for "the most useless unit" in all of 40k
FLUTTERSHY IN THE SKY. I CAN FLY TWICE AS HIGH
> creepy pasta timeIf you want some actually fucking "creep out your soul" copypasta, this is some pretty good sauce.http://nesgodzillacreepypasta.blog.com/2011/07/07/chapter1/
>>12748141unfachieving orgasm without genital touching is my fetishassuming that even qualifies as a fetish
>>12748221>apple>liking lunaInto the trash it goes
>>12748226At least they're fun in the vidya gaems.
>>12748108True, but hay. ya can't bet nature weirdness, it's a comedy gold mine.here one one back a True Facts: WARNING LEWD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
>>12748238I loved it, but it ended on a fucking stupid note. Still, major props to the guy since he actually did all the original spritework for this.And Solomon is still the best.
>>12748221too bad it's unrequited, gamers preferred windows
>>12748255in dark crusade they were they mother fucking best unit.fucking pop them anywhere with stealth dude running ahead and overwhelm an enemy base in tier 1-2.
>>12748238It wasn't really a creepy pasta, just a spooky storry that had a hidden text that ramps up the spook factor
>>12748256You want weirdness? Have some leopard slugs having sex
>>12748100Who's royal harem?
>>12748216there is not enough fapfics about this
>>12748273The first time Red turned to face the camera after being spoken to I actually bolted in my seat.
>>12748296There are plentyNone
>>12748277I fucking loved Dark Crusade.I was so disappointed in DoW 2.
>>12748307There are a few
>>12748297True. And the face made of the word Kill actually filled me with dread.
>>12748201why is Pinkie wearing a collar
>>12748321ork campaign was worth it to me.
>>12748238This seems like a pretty solid read so far
>>12748332She wants to be your little pet.
>>12748282well that goes for all slugs and snails... cuz you know, hermaphrodites
>>12748343it gets shit near the end.
>>12748343It starts out really good, but sinks fast very near the end.
>>12748282>>12748354Fuck meant to link this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnIk-6wR00
>>12748357Ehhh, I dunnoThe bookending was okayI wish he'd write the fucking sequel though
>LK will never run RenneQuest 2 with doge Renne and pony Saffron
>>12748387>tfw the stuffing comic is ded
>>12748221fuck off elementary os shill
>>12748366Yes, this seems accurate.
>celestia appears at your house>offers a trip to equestria>but your mom says you are not allowed to go>celestia ports away to find another humanwhat would you do?
>>12748447>he still lives with his mom
>>12748447>don't live with my momSounds like I'm good to go.
>"I-I've never really done anything like this, Anon....">"That's ok, Fluttershy. I promise to be gentle." >Reluctantly she agrees and he gets to work, starting from her top and making his way down slowly and sensually. >Every now and then she lets out an involuntary little cry of mixed pain and plessure.>"You really like this sort of thing, don't you?">"Y-yes....oh please, not there! It's dirty!">"I know. You're such a dirty little pony, aren't you?">"Ah! Anon, please, you're starting to hurt me! Stop!">"I'm almost done, just stop moving so much, will ya?">"Anon please! I think I-I'm about to....to....!">"Ugh, Fluttershy! Now look what you did! You got me completely drenched!">"I'm sorry!">"No. You know what, just for that, I'm not going to finish. Where's a towel?">"What? You can't leave me like this.....I mean, I'm almost done.">"Ugh alright." And Anond gets to work with his handsThis was Anon giving Fluttershy a bath and brushing her mane, which almost ended in disaster
>>12748357>>12748371Should I stop then?
>>12748465Well thanks, Scrubbles, you gave me flashbacks back to when my ex squirted so hard it went up my nose.I have sinus trouble so bad it lodged in there for like an hour before finally draining. NEVER AGAIN.
>>12748465I'm just going to pretend that spoiler doesn't exist
>>12748478Keep reading it, if only for to appreciate all the work the author did for it (all the original sprites are hand made)And it does get legit creepy (the first time you see Red it'll creep you the fuck out, and then when he turns to notice the guy/you.
>>12748447I haven't spoken to my mother in nearly a year.I doubt she cares really.
>>12748465I like your styleStories about ponies not actually doing lewd things tickle my funnybone
>>12748465>You're such a dirty little pony, aren't you?Fuck I love dirty talk
>>12748507You story sounds made up.I dunno why, but something about it smells fishy
>>12748526You should fix that.
>>12748447My mom died seven years ago in a car accident.
>>12748447Would you have gay horse sex with ponynaki in exchange for the pony of your choice?
>>12748543I really, really wish I made that up, you punny sunny funny sillyhead.It was more alkaline than anything, but I used a saline thing for my nose to wash it out. I was always pretty careful to keep my face away from her when she was about to cum after that, or at least pinch my nose shut when it was eminent.
>>12748447Be mildly upset
>>12748559I'd fuck a gay pony for free
>>12747799>>12748201>>12748306>You walk into Sugarcube Corner for some food and to relax after a busy day.>The place is sort of packed. Pinkie is manning the counter while the Cakes go at the baking full-steam.>She jumps a bit when she notices you, but quickly turns on the classic Pinkie Pie smile as you make your way to the counter.>After getting a couple donuts and some iced tea, you find a seat close by to kick your feet up.>As you're eating, you get the feeling you're being watched. When you look towards Pinkie, she quickly looks away, giving you darting glances to check if you're still looking.>Her face keeps getting redder and a bit of a sly grin creeps onto her face every now and then.>After finishing up, you decide to indulge in one more donut, getting up and making your way back to the counter.>Pinkie's eyes are now locked solely on you and it kind of looks like she's been doing some serious running. She bites her lip.>A bit concerned, you ask if she's okay.>She motions with her head for you to lean in. You do.>"I-I've been... touching... myself since... you go-got... in... and I'mgonna... g...gonna...-
>>12748595> she breaks into peals of terrible self-tickled laughter, the sound drawing attention to anyone passing by> it truly sounds like she's being clown-murdered> Two, three minutes pass and there's no sign of letting up> You throw bits on the counter, picking up six-odd pre-wrapped cookies by the counter, LOUDLY exclaiming "OH WELL NICE JOKE THERE PINKIE HA HA TIME TO GO HOME NOW GOODBYE" as the laughter continues, raucous and almost unsettling> You use the 'serve yourself' box to cover a mounting arousal in your pants all the way home, face burning hot> Ponies are still staring, EMT's arriving to ensure she's not over-giggled, spurious glances following you all the way back to the cottage> Goddamn it Pinkie
>>12748676>chest nips>not glorious crotch titsdropped
are you ready mlpgwe're going to pony world in 5 minutesmake sure you have everything packed
>>12748676I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your unf card son.
>>12748712got my SKS, ready to innapony
>>12748541>Twilight, in an attempt to learn date good, attempts to try out some dirty talk with Spike>"I dunno how I feel about this, Twilight.">"Come on Spike. It's for study and it's only the two of us here.">"Ok, fine.">"Ahem," She pontificates, checking one of her books on modern courting. "Hey there....big guy. I bet you're a real dirty kinda pony, cause you haven't bathed in days.">"I was planning on it later....">"It's that a scale infection down there, or are you just happy to see me?">"Oh no, this is noticeable?! I was with Rarity all day today! Why didn't anyone say anything....">"Want to come back to my place and maybe clean up that mess you made.">This goes on for antoher ten minutes and it ends with Spike crying uncontrollably
>>12748707>glorious crotch tits
>>12748707>not glorious crotch titsmai niggu
>>12748712WaitWhere are we even staying? What if I'm under packed?
>>12748755>liking crotch tits
>>12748712Can I just come naked? When in Rome, right?
>>12748767>attacking opinionsMW is a cutie pony
>>12748712Are we talking three-hour tour, or Gilligan's Island here?I need to pack the appropriate sunscreen.
it's too latethe bus is leaving
>>12748776No, ponies have coatsyou should wear a coat
>>12748781>Gilligan's IslandWhy didn't the Professor just build a portal to Equestria?
>>12748726AWW YISSgotta grab my .45
>>12748780She is,but ain't no sense in putting DDs on a pony
>>12748817I don't think he had enough ammonia and bleach.What a pity.
>>12748823There ain't no sense in a lot of things, why draw the line anywhere?
I want a pet changeling drone
>>12748812This is creepy as fuck.
>>12748817You can't build a portal out of coconuts
>>12748837Cause you would be taking it to Stupidville
>>12748808Okay: coat and nothing else. Got it.
>>12748844I want a little changeling too.
>>12748812Wow, Tara posts a shitload of photos of her tits.
>>12748851I like it here in Stupidville, it has a nice view of the ocean.
>>12748848I guess not.
>>12748847Please,there is a website dedicated to celebrity feet that has pictures of her's on there. Like it's an entire archive
>>12748812unf unf both cutie marks unf
>>12748879And THAT is creepy as fuck.
>>12748888>still surprised by anything on the internet
>>12748902I remember when Goatse made me puke. What a world
>>12748877Oh shit Tara Strong has boobs?!
>>12748919Yes, in a pretty profound way.I will say if Equestrian portals could be crafted from boobs alone, she wouldn't be a VA, she'd be a goddamn Amtrak train.
pony is wet
I thought my GPU fan was broken but it turns out that the rear case fan came unplugged is all!
>Anon is helping Applejack at the farm. It's been a long hard they and the two of them are sweaty and tired>"Well, I'm mighty thankful for all yourselp today, Anon!">Applejack gives him a mighty pat on the back, but because of the height difference its kind of a smack on the bottom>"Uggh....you're welcome, Applejack. Anytime.">"But it sure as shoot wouldn't be polite to not give you something in return.">She nudges up close besides him and nods towards the barn>"How about a roll in the hay before you go?">Anon is dumb founded at the very direct offer, but before he can do anything she's already trotting off toward the barn and he follows behind. She gives him a coy look before dissapearing inside.>The barn was dark and cool and had the smell of much use and fresh cut hay.>"Applejack?">"Up here, big guy!">She's up in the loft, her tail vanishing from pas the ladder with a giggle.>"C'mon up. We're all alone out here.">Curious, intrigued and a little scared, Anon climbs the latter >He finds Applejack sitting on a large flat heavy wool blanket with a picnic basket, munching away>"Mmmmm mmmm! These fresh honey rolls sure are something else after a day of work. Sit down and have a couple with some cold cider, Anon! But don't fill up too much now, cause you're invited to supper!"
>>12748938>there will never be pony fanservice
>>12748983I'd walk around with a palm frond and fan Dash all dayif you catch my drift
>>12748982Scubbles why do you waste your time making bad jokes when you could be doing this
>>12748595FINISH THIS YOU INSUFFERABLE PERSON>>12748665NOOOOOOO
>>12748982the mental image is adorable
>>12748982What does fresh cut hay smell like
>>12749014I figured I'd leave what happens next up to the imagination. Exhibitionism is hot as fuck.
I've run out of ponythat's itI can't go on
>>12749012Jokes are quicker and I have the attention span/dedication of something that doesnt have a lot of those things as a metaphore >>12749029Kinda like grass, but heavier, mustier, a bit more dry in flavor
>>12749029Like if freshly mown lawn and a church basement had a baby. It's a little peaty but sweet, like smelling hops while drinking a pure-cane cola.
>>12749036Well... okay, then. Goodbye.
>>12748595> Anon, not totally losing all spaghetti, gasping in revulsion and running out the door, trailing powdered donut sugar behind
>>12749045>>12749051Huh. I think I want to smell fresh-cut hay sometime.
>>12749052bury me with my hard drives
I love herBut when the night is overShe is goneThe river's just a river
>>12749065>gasping in revulsionWhat, are you gay?
>fapping to the pony crossdressing fic someone posted today>starts good>getting into serious fap mode>shit starts getting pretty lame>there is no turning back now>have an unsatisfying fapfuck, this happens to me way too often.
>>12749066Hey is a great smellThe problem is its ussualy accompanied by the smell of large animal poop
Applejack and Rainbow Dash got together and decided to start a rock bandThe ydecided to call it Hay Ocean
>>12749109It was great going out into the field right after it'd been cut, when I was a kid. I'd climb on top of the bales of hay and stare at the clouds. The smell was divine.
>>12749113i didnt save it after closing the tab in disappointment. it was no good i wouldnt recommend it to anyone anyways.
>>12749094>not teasing yourself for hours to images and fics of your favorite fetishes >not edging a few times after ignoring your cock gets too hard>not stressing over what to cum this hard tocasual
>>12749086She's a smelly ill-bred animal who's flicking her bits every which way staring at you the whole time. Maybe - just maybe - a straight guy would feel REALLY weirded out by all this.Just staring. Watching. While you chew that cakey donut and draw it deep in your human-mouth-hole, just grinding away as you smack loudly in the cafe.I can only imagine the scene she'd make had you only ordered coffee.
>>12749147who the fuck has that kind of time to spend on fapping?i like to jack it fast then get back to working on my life goals.
>>12749148I want Twilight and Applejack to read me a book taking turns doing the different characters
>>12749178Someone who doesn't fap every day?
>>12749181What, like "Our American Cousin"?Aw Hell yeah.
>>12749181But AJ can't read
Man the batpony general is garbage. I think I'll go draw them something.
>>12749014>FINISH THIS YOU INSUFFERABLE PERSON*squirt*"oh anonnnn!"the end
>>12749181>Twilight and Applejack read a young Anon a story before bed>Tonight it's Harry Potter>Twilight has lots of fun makign funny voices for all the characters>Applejack is simply unable to and everyone has an oddly placed southern drawl like that one time Allen Rickmen was on King of hte Hill
>>12749207It would have been funny to see her recommend Dash a book
>>12749214Well met. Now I must fap.
Your favorite pony just made an off-handed remark about Zebras.
>>12749215> Voldemort, Hagrid, and Treleweny all have Southern drawlsAwww yeah
>>12749212it's all shitty fanfics lately, what little art they produce is mostly of low quality
>>12749234Applaud pony's effort
>>12749234> "They seem like okay people I guess. Better 'n Griffons."Okay.png
>>12749236>>12749215>Yer a wizard, sugarcube
MLPG please helpPinkie Pie is like way too close to my face and wont go away. What should I do?
>>12749267Just tie her up outside for a while
>>12749267Bite herYou don't see people getting in dogs' faces for a reason
>>12749234>Grew up in the south so that shit is normal for me.
>>12749267Hug her and show her want it feel like to be too close to you.
>>12749234We don't have any zebras here anyway
>>12748256>homosexual duck necrophiliaI laffed
>>12749285>grow up around slightly racist parents>racism is never shockingI wish I knew what it felt like to be offended by racism.
>>12749285I kinda doubt people in the south make colorful remarks about zebras
>>12749285>High school>Get a ride home from the bus stop by my friend's uncle>He's hilarious, drives an SUV, dressed nice, very disarming >Having a good time>Sees this white girl walking with a black guy>He goes quiet>"It breaks my heart to see a nice white girl with a fucking monkey.">I'm fucking speechless for the rest of the ride
>>12749335he was right
>>12749335Welcome to every car ride with my dad. Just insert road rage.
>>12749316They have stern opinions about it.> "I don't like 'em. They keep fuckin' the horses and ruinin' their gorgeous coats and they kick every fucking thing. Petting zoo's a mess."
>>12749234That doesn't seem like something Twilight would do.
>>12749234Give pony hoof bump.
>>12749335I want Rainbow Dash's show dad to be exactly the same way
>>12749240Well, I'm a pretty shit artist so I'll fit right in then.
>>12749391that's stupidyou're stupid anon
>>12749335PFFFFReminds me of my grandpa. Fuck was he hilarious.
>>12749335Oh man, the surprise racist guy gets me everytime.>meet someone>talk, seems like a cool person>suddenly says something like that>don't want to start an argument or anything so you just keep quiet and pretend they didn't say anything
If you could go back to the day you watched your first episode, would you do it again? Re live everything we've been through or never know any of it. I would without hesitation.
>>12749404Okay not reallyBut it would be a little funny if Dash's dad was awesome except she hated those damned earthies.
>>12749414only if I have prior knowledge of the future
>>12749414No, of course I wouldn't.I was happy before I started watching this show.
>>12749391This is my new headcanonthanks anon
>>12749410I laugh at everything. Nothing offends me or makes me uncomfortable.
>>12749410being super rascist is hilarious
>>12749414Sure I would.I took up art and augmented my masturbation tenfold thanks to the time spent here
>>12749417Those ponies are adorable.
>>12749452yes they are
>>12749391>Rainbow Dash's dad comes to visit and stay in Pnyville for a while>He's very charming, embarrasses Dash a little with stories, polite and nice to everyone>Tekes special time and attention to meet and talk with her firneds>Everything seems to be going so well>Until he, Dash and Fluttershy are alone>"Bunch of hopped up ground humpers.">"Dad, not this again.">"Don;t you start! I told you once I told you a thousand times, this lower ponies are no good for someone like you. You should be back up in the sky, with your own. With your family.">"Dad I'm ahppy here. I have friends here!">"Soem friends. A hick farm hand, a spastic party girl, a pretentious social climber and lord of the nerds. I can't say I'm suprised, seeing as they're just a bunch of">"Don;t you say it!">"Groundlings.">Fluttershy is shocked the whole time and is litterally frozen in place at that spot with that expression for two days
>>12749451>tfw you will never grip her smooth, slimy flanks>your hands will never slowly ooze into them with a squelching noise as you line your cock up to her slit, winking with loud squelches as goo drips down>don't even aim it in, just jam it in that general area>begin to thrust and feel her big butt turn to mush against your pelvis while she moans
>>12749480oh god I love it
>>12749480>and lord of the nerds.But Scrubbles, Twily has wings now.
you will never get to Eiffel Tower twilight sparkle with Celestia.
>>12749513Princess of the nerds
>>12749480Fluttershy's the worst of the bunch. She has wings but chooses to be a lesser creature
>>12749521you will never get to run your tongue under Celestia's floppy foreskin
>>12749503>her goo will never throb around you>she will never give you sensations impossible with a normal pussy>you will never sink into her gooey body, lost in pleasure
Flutterdash is best ship.
>>12749532>horse penises>foreskinwhy would anyone make me mentally imagine something like that.
>>12749560I don't like to rub it in other people's faces
>>12749567While I do like horsedicks with foreskin, I meant human CelestiaI'm sorry to have offended your imagination
>>12749513But she wasnt born that wayShes jsut a magic poserIts like black face. Just imagine some old timey Equestrian movies, but pegassu ponies werent allowed to be actors back then, so they just had earth ponies in shoddy wing costumes and wire pulleys whe non camera
>>12749560It can't be the best ship when Appledash is that best ship.
>>12749560I agree.They have the best friendship.
>>12749560That's not RainbowDash
>>12749591I'd watch it.
>>12749593they're both great
>>12749593>appledashsure brony is here
>>12749632>don't like something>yell brony
>>12749641>appledash>not the broniest shipsure new is here.
where the straight ships niggas
>>12749641It's a ship that lots of bronies enjoy is all.Doesn't make it any less wrong.
>>12749641but he's right, Appledash is the broniest ship.
>>12749641Are you retarded? Appledash is THE original brony ship
>Twinkie>not a good ship
>>12749660>>12749658>>12749655>>12749649Fucking bronies in MLPG
>>12749660You're the original brony ship.
>>12749641Sometimes it's wrong, this time it isn't.
>>12749662Feeling Pinkie Keen ruined Twinkie.
>>12749653Dead as they've always been
>no Raripiefuck you guys
>>12749667stfu brony :)
>>12749606Do you think it got Dash hot and bothered seeing Fluttershy dressing up like her?
>>12749689love and tolerate brony /)
>>12749667Seriously, the only thing bronier than Appledash is Twidash.
>>12749660that's not twidash
>>12749687Shut up nigga
This is the brony ship.We're the crew, and Leth is the captain
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
>>12749686fandom full of ass pounders
>>12749701>>12749662god does she ever stop eating?
>>12749711Yeah well I'm going to marry Fluttershy!
>>12749660I feel like Griffon the Brush Off made PinkieDash a thing really early on.
>>12749690I'd like to think soI wonder how they would feel if Dash dressed up as Fluttershy
>>12749711I'm going to divorce Twilight sparkle!
>>12749720That pony seems to be missing her wings and horn.
How sad is it if I ship Pinkie Pie with myself?
>>12749711Hey, so am I!
>>12749741Kind of sad Rei
>>12749741That's perfectly normal.
>>12749741Who wears the pony pants?
>>12749713It's hard when most of the characters with actual characterization are female.Except gayburn, fuck those guys.
>>12749686Never has a fandom been so full of faggots before>hey look, a big red stallion. he doesnt seem to like talking a lot>HE MUST BE GAY~~
>>12749726Uh.Dibs on Dash?
>>12749723Do YOU ever stop eating?
>>12749700Purplesmart and Speedycloud go so well together.
I don't like thing.
>>12749741Corwin pls draw
>>12749755Pony doesn't wear pants.
>>12749755Ponies dont wear pants
>>12749711>>12749726>>12749761Dibs on AJ, the superior waifu.
>>12749757I see a bunch of straight ships with big mac too
>>12749756gayburn fags are worst fags
>>12749770yeah but I'd argue that it has a bigger "brony" factor than even appledash
>>12749770Like peanut butter and anchovies.
>>12749777>>12749778I mean metaphorically
>>12749771>>>/mlp/ we don't allow bronies here.
>>12749757>hey look, a big red stallion. he doesnt seem to like talkig a lot>HE MUST BE STRAIGHT XD
>>12749761No Dash is mineI'm sorry anon, but I have the means and willpower to do it
>>12749801I'm confused, are the pants made out of pony?
>>12749801Well I don't knowI just want to have fun with her and love each other and do nice things for each other and snuggle a lot
>>12749811you mean normal? It defaults to straight, you have to prove they're gay.
>>12749815Well I have a gun.
>>12749800Fuck you, all gays should be flicked on the ear really hard.>>12749811You know that makes no goddamn sense
>>12749818But what if she smacks you on the ass with her hoof and asks you to make her a sandwich after you cuddle?
>>12749821This.>>12749811The fuck kind of logic is this?
>>12749817/pol/ please go and stay go.
>>12749791Personally I think the Braeburn fans are the most obnoxious of the secondary characters
>>12749827I would smack her on the ass and then go make sandwiches.