Now with 100% more scrunch than ever!Old, unscrunchy horse: >>12712670
I STOLE THE MARKER
>>12718045i hope they never show scoots' familyi really enjoy the fanon that she's homeless
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>12718037Where is this coming from? Who even does that?
>>12718037We can't really move our faces in the z-axis.
KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS>>12717059>>12717059>>12717059
>>12718114There is not nearly enough of these two
>>12718149>you in charge of links
>>12718114What would you do if you were being kept against your will in a Zebra (or pony)'s secret underground kissing dungeon
>>12718037I have only attempted to imitate a scrunch once in my life and it was the first time I saw this image because it was the first time I'd ever even thought about doing it
>>12718179Break free and kill her because I don't like being touched
>>12718169>>12718177IT'S THE MARKED THREADONLY ONE GENERAL ALLOWED AT A TIME
>>12718213She looks like a Muppet.
>>12718213Panel 3 is pretty awful
The marker is over here.>>12717059
WHy SO STODGRE, mi faithful stud? ARe you NOT HAPPY that youRE quest is'n complETE,,and YOU can returnd to YOU'R studies in CANTAL?
delete this thread, marked thread is over at >>12717059
>>12718256>>12718246its too gay in there, even for me
>>12718196>>12718207Good, goodnow what if it were a griffons sky kissing dungeon
>>12718306Murder.Suffer not the griffon to live.
>>12718306>get into the dungeon>fall out of it because its made of cloudsnice thinking, griffdorks
Somewhere in a forgotten maze, a king of dogs rules over a race of goblinsA fabulous king
>>12718318You're a fiesty one. Perfect for the sky dungeon>>12718336No its totally cool! Its a feat of griffon magic you see!
>>12718362Griffons cannot hold me. They're even dumber than dragons.
>>12718368Come on, real talk.Pegasi stand on clouds through magic. Griffons can also stand on clouds>>12718377Nothing are dumber than those smelly things
>>12718377What's worse is that we've only seen one gryphon but a half-dozen dragons have been on-screen.
>>1271839523 if you count the crystal empire statues
>>12718390Griffons are stupider, stinkier, weaker, and uglier than dragons, and considering how stupid, stinky, weak, and ugly dragons are, that's quite a feat.
>>12718390but they're born with that magic, the only ones who can use magic to affect others are unicorns
>go to Bronycon>try some of Stonershy's Kraken spiced rum>he says I'll probably have a hard time finding some where I live because he had difficulty finding it in NY>find some in the first liquor store I checkI win at drinking!
>>12718470is that qr code a penis?i dont have a qr code reader
>>12718444Hey now! Theres no need to turn my feelings>>12718445Yes, but it alows them to move, disperse, or select the density and configuration of clouds. Theoretically they could be solidifiable, right?
>>12718470I am not scanning that
>>12718470Kraken is pretty popular. You can find it pretty much everywhere.
>>12718485>Theoretically they could be solidifiable, right?no
>>12718496Apparently not the most populous city in the nation.
>>12718508Maybe it was all sold out.
>>12718246>>12718256What idiot was stupid enough to... Ah, I get it. It is a poor attempt at trolling.
>>12718530What? He's a pretty cool dude.
>>12718470>>12718530I still have no idea who that is.
so what do we do about our little thief friend
>>12718555let's suck his dick!
>>12718552He's one of LK's frens.
>>12718555Pony should wear glasses more often
>>12718555Just dont worry about it, it'll resolve itself
in b4 jessy finds her way here
>>12718604>glasses are hipsterGosh dang it
>>12718619It's like magic!
>>12718619aw, I kinda wanted to see more people beef it until it was manually marked
>>12718549ya but calling yourself stonershy in public is pretty terrible
>>12718555>>12718604The only ponies in the show who wear glasses have thick hair to stick the ends in so they're supported since pony doesn't support glasses with their ears.
Posted this in the wrong thread, woops.http://asktheplaneponies.tumblr.com/
>>12718633That's why everyone called him Dan.
we're going to have a fo:e thread in the archive now
>>12718607>>12718619well that was fast
>>12718637Neat! Where's the ask button?
>>12718644Why did all your posts get deleted in the other thread?
>>12718647We have two or three of them in there already.
Have they been removed yet?
>>12718637I fucking love plane pones.
>>12718644Good luck escaping again you wily bastard>>12718654I tolds you man. I know what i'm talking about
I believe I heard someone say scrunch
Mlpg would you a tail dock?
>>12718664I love fucking plane pones.
>>12718637Love the filename
>>12718688would I what a tail dock
>>12718665>I tolds you man. I know what i'm talking aboutdidn't doubt you for a minutegotta wonder how they do it though
>>12718656In the top left there's a box you can click. It should be there.Anonymous questions are allowed for obvious reasons.
>>12718647Actually, I just ate it, so we don't now.
>>12718683No, the drug users.
>>12718470That was MY kraken spiced rum and now you appreciate how amazing it is.
>>12718709Thanks, I was afraid to click on that.
>>12718705Play with it between your fingers while the pony sits next to you.
>>12718734Huh, it should have deleted.Weird. Oh well.
>>12718741would pony like that
>>12718708You didnt doubt me? Well, never heard that one before
>>12718748It would be embarrassing but she wouldn't stop you.
>>12718721Whatever fuck you I got some and yours is mostly gone I WIN
>>12718758would pony do embarrassing things to me in return
as requestedDiscord and Celestia
>>12718766She looks the opposite of comfy
>>12718760you fuck enjoy that delicious rum
>>12718766that pony looks cold
>>12718776Don't be silly.She's just jilling.
>>12718773YESNOW YOU NEED TO MAKE ALL PONIES ORGASMING TO EAR SCRATCHES
>>12718739Hey wise guy.Would you were a pony mail coat?
>>12718773I like Twilight's expression and Dash's butt
>>12718688i dont understandwhy do people like tail docks so much
>>12718793>wereShit, I meant wear
>>12718802It's part of the butt.
>>12718797>>12718773I agree. GG should draw RD and Twilight more often
>>12718797I actually had to go back and downplay dash's fat butt a bit
>>12718802It's situated close to the butt.It also makes the butt more visible.But most of all, you can slip alot when putting it on a pony~
>>12718820Yeah. RD with Scootaloo and Pinkie Pie, and more Twilight and Spike.
>>12718822Now why on earth would you go and do a thing like that
>>12718773i dont understandwhy do ponies like hands so much
>>12718802It's a tiny little arrow pointing at the butt.
>>12718836wait a minuteare you tryin to ruse me
>>12718067Funny, because I have the opposite stance. I love seeing fanon breaking shit come true. This is coming from a Moonbutt fan.
>>12718773>no kicky leg
>>12718802>>12718836i dont understandwhy do people like mewball's thumb so much
Would you wear a pony?while smoking a blunt?
>>12718773too bad discord is gone from the show now and will never help out even though he lives in the castle and was freed to help celestia.
>>12718773This is exactly what I needed.
>>12718793>>12718803sure, looks nicewould you wear turquoise on the battlefield
Ponies with braces?
>>12718863please go away
What if you had a little Applejack of your own?
who likes sparkledogs
>>12718836That's like asking why we love hooves so much.
>>12718802big meaty docks like real horses have are hot but the way most people do them its terrible style and best just left out
>>12718881I'd ask if Zecora's behind this.
>>12718876Which ponoes with braces?
>>12718817Jesus Applejack you have bulked enougn already
>>12718858>no kicky legI decided to go a slightly different directionanyway she's too busy reacting with the rest of her body
>>12718875Yes, best color.Fuck yeah temple knight returns
>>12718802i dont understandwhy do people like cleavage so much
>nobby ded>inky ded>tan ded
>>12718907I always suspected this
Let's talk about Chrysalis doing drugs and how cool and edgy and accepted she is because of it
>>12718907Discord x Celestia just works too wellthere has to be some catch to it
>>12718927I feel like that could backfire in a lot of ways though
Ponies being unintentionally sexy.
>>12718937the idea that they had something going in the past makes the scene where we first meet discord to be very zesty.
>>12718936nochangeling should consume love
>>12718936>doing drugsThe only drug she'd do is Love.
>>12718822requesting beta version with dash's fat butt intact
>>12718945Well obviously futtershy was a good choice for other reasons, but it could help
Would you eat a pone queef?While rolling on ecstasy?
>>12718947Ponies are always sexy, they just can't help it.
>>12718937Discord x Celestia is probably my favorite ship for a lot of reasonsDiscord with anyone is just really fun to draw actually
>>12718644>>12718667>>12718689>>12718810I SEE YOU
>>12718989I WouldCaptcha:ensixti access
>>12718936Please stop, pothead.
>>12718989I'd rather eat the pony
>>12719011unfyou should draw more of it
>>12719011They work surprisingly well as a couple of lovers who had a falling out.
>>12718983Or it could force things to spiral out of control.No, I don't think Celestia would leaves things that far up in the air unless it was Equestria Girls.
>>12719043They were childhood best friends who tried to make a relationship work. It's impossible for that to happen.
>>12719043this will always be what happened in my mind untill the show flat out refutes it
>>12718983If Fluttershy reminded Discord of a younger Celestia, he would've had a reason to torture her.Who turned him into stone in the first place?
>>12719043>They work surprisingly well as a couple of lovers who had a falling out.I think there's a lot of ways to interpret a potential relationship between them and they're almost all great>>12718981>requesting beta version with dash's fat butt intact
>>12719011Discord with Braeburn?
>>12719078He reminds him of who she was, young lovely and compassionate rather than what she became.
>>12719011You should totally do some Discord and zecora
>>12719043>>12719075>>12719083Celestia and Luna rolled into Canterlot and stoned Discord with the Elements, then took over as rulers for the first time. When would they even have time to be lovers?
>>12719095Don't you mean discord and ice pack?
>>12719083The picture you did of them playing the oldest game was good, too. Celestia having a deep desire to be with Discord, Discord flat out refusing and not caring.
>>12719083Eh, I like the release version better.
>>12719120So outdated.Why not Discord and the zebra twins?
>>12719105They were lovers before. One day they had a quarrel or something drove them away. Discord tried to win her back with power, he screwed up the sun and moon in the process. The princesses eventually had to put him down.
>>12719056Hence why she kept a loaded element of harmony on him at all times.
>>12719148>Man>I am totally a horse>this shit is fucked
>>12719139>turn the canonically most-magically-influenced into a busy princess that has lots of responsibilities and no focus on her being the wielderNot sure.
>>12719148>tfw Rose hasn't drawn for us for a few days and therefore is ded and hats us
>>12719095>>12719120You guys meancadence?
>>12719138Sounds like Paradise-level fanon.
>>12719166>a busy princess that has lots of responsibilities?such as
>>12718067>>12718856The only reason why I don't want them to show Scoots canon parents is because I like "Scoots has a huge, mexican" fanon too much.
>>12719167She said at the time that she wasn't too happy with them, just drawing them from memory
>>12719187Yes I know it's dumb but I'm too in love with the idea
>>12719148what if sleepy breaks into pony homes and sleeps in their bed when she's too tired
>>12719185>Discord and cadence play poker in the back room while calling everyone else prissy girly faggots.
>>12719212What is she doing outside in the first place?
>>12718989probably, that stuff made me fuck abitch i just met
>>12719212she's a sleepy pony, not a hobo pony
>>12719195Well she did write that list in Babs' episode that had a few spanish words and thats GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.I would love to hear her belt out some rapid fire spanish to her madre in the future but I know it'll never happen, despite how hilarious I imagine it.
>>12719234>Sleep walks to the bathroom>Walks out the door, up a hill, through a window, and crawls into someone elses bed
Why can't the Changelings just love each other for nourishment?
>>12719253>implying she gets that far
>>12719269they are SOCIOPATHS
>>12719269Then that just leaves one incredibly malnourished but loving changeling shriveled in the corner while others give it praise. Survival of the fittest anon.
Any word on the Mane6 game?
>>12719280im a scootapath
>>12719278sleepy pone wake upyou're almost theredon't wet the floor now damnit
>>12719105>Celestia and Luna rolled into Canterlot and stoned Discord with the Elements, then took over as rulers for the first time. When would they even have time to be lovers?I like the ship a lot, and I think there's a hundred different fun ways it could be constructedbut that doesn't mean I have any delusions about it being supported by canonI mean, I like AJxSpike too, that doesn't mean I think Spike At Your Service was proof of their love
>>12719287Just what the site says. They're probably being really tight-lipped since they have Faust doing designs and they're still figuring out the Skullgirls engine as well as writing a new program to handle hitboxing.
>>12719287it's coming along slowly
>>12719269>There's a caste of changelings that love>They keep them in the dungeon>Each changeling is assigned a prisoner as a ration of sorts>They whisper that they'll try to get them out soon>They never do>They just feed>Only get the barest scraps of love from the other prisoners
>>12719287It's not going to go anywhere and die off in obscurity.
this thread is now infested with clickers
>>12719212What if she broke into your place and slept in your bed?
>>12719138>>12719308Actually, I was just curious as to your thoughts on the lead-up, I didn't think that you thought it was canon.
>>12719216>>12719264>>12719295>>12719305>>12719316i like their dynamic
>>12719337I'd probably take her as my cuddle hostage
>>12719337Again, not seeing why she'd be out in the first place.
>>12719357>Sleepy pony just fell asleep on your lap>Don't want to move and wake her up>Weeks later you die of starvation>She checks another name off her list
>>12719356Any shipping combination of Dash, Gilda and Pinkie is objectively The best ship
What happens if you wake a sleepy pony?
>>12719380>Don't want to move and wake her upMaybe you don't.
>>12719389What about Dash x Dash x Dash
>>12719224>at the end they both have wild sex and cadence is pregnant>shinning armor finds out and he unleashes the palace army to discord>biggest orgy gay ever
>>12719412>implying Cadence doesn't like it anal-only
>>12719403That is a combination of the listed ships.its perfect
>>12719397A sleepy pony is never asleep, or else it would just be a sleeping pony.
>>12719387man, those dreams where you dream you're getting up and going through your day suckwhy can't I dream about sleeping
>>12718002I hope you all die in a fire. this board needs to be banned.
>>12719328>Backfiring lewdly?well I meanif he was in love with her and she's likethe young sexy versionit could be bador good
>>12719440Wait, let me tell you about my waifu.
Tell me about your OC
Why aren't you drawing?
>>12719459Orange, communist, drunk>>12719480I am drawing filly with braces
>>12719480Check your creativity privilege
>>12719480FINE I'LL DRAW SOMETHING
>>12719480Because I'm not good at anything pinkie, stop rubbing it in.
I love background ponies.Just working on inking again. Feel free to critique.
>>12719480because I suck and practicing makes me cry
Spies in disguise.
>>12719480Because all of my art is flat and boring and I don't know how to make them exciting.
>>12719450The bad part, of course, is that Fluttershy is a much smaller pony than Celestiathey probably couldn't be physically intimate.
>>12719495But he doesn't look orange to me.
>tfw Planes will make more money in its opening weekend than The Incredibles did in its entire runwhy have you not killed yourself yet?
>>12719459Thats a terrible idea anon, you tell me about yours
>>12719526discord can shapechange and alter size
>>12719526>The bad part, of course, is that Fluttershy is a much smaller pony than Celestia>they probably couldn't be physically intimate.you never know unless you try
>>12719480i wish i could get started, but i haven't gotten any motivation in weeks
>>12719480because it makes me upset
>>12719526At least, not before Fluttershy becomes an alicorn.
>>12719530you jerkwad now I can't use that picture as a response to your post so I'm using this one instead
interior crocodile alligator
>>12719554>Charleston ChewEw, no wonder she's worst pony
>>12719554>Twilight wants Charleston ChewFucking bullshit. Twi would be a chocolate orange mare.
>>12719583there are many better reasons why she's worst pony
>>12719459she's a caterpillar
>>12719554I'm not sure what's being implied here.
Ponies giving the bedroom eyes in somewhere other than the bedroom.captcha: but erpingh
>>12719596The joke is ____________sex___
>>12719577I want to fondle that alligator's tits.
>>12719596that's because it's the safe version
>>12719508I want to give you critique but I don't know what to say. I mean, I don't think there's any glaring flaws but it's fairly basic.
>>12719596>I'm not sure what's being implied here.nothing's being implied. only censored.
>There are people on mlpg RIGHT NOW who has friends
>>12719480I'm busy with stuff, maybe later.
>>12719641im on mlpg right now while skyping with my friends.
>>12719640>Censoring shitWHAT ARE YOU A FASCIST? Go back to britain Fascist.
>>12719641>tfw nobody hangs out with me unless I call them first/plan things to do>tfw nobody has invited me out in like a year because they have kids and boo hoo hoo it's so hard to plan things and do thingsbeing the initiator sucks
>>12719653I guess those count, too.
>>12719651At least we have a date for the new season. That picture will be true soon enough.
how to stop being a friendly narcissist?
>>12719653h-heyI don't think it's late enough for that
pony sleeping bags
>>12719675okay fine hereone for everyonehttp://i.imgur.com/Jo5B4ee.gif
>>12719699hey, beats 4
>>12719682its going to be the best birthday present ever
>>12719714New pone is on your birthday?
>>12719625I'm just starting to figure out inking so no worries, people don't usually reply anyways. I'll probably try something more complex then.
>>12719705Why does Dash get a normal cock and AJ get a horsecock?
>>12719641Got a problem with that?
pony is going to kill you
Celestia Quest resuming in 16 hours and 15 minutes.
>>12719762Yeah, because I don't have any friends.
>>12719776Then the problem isn't me having friends.The problem lies within you, anon.
>>12719760Dash gets brony dick.AJ gets Mac dick.
what kinds of cheese would you choose to seduce derpy
>>12719767Not if I kill pony first.
>>12719705>>12719760I've seen this image numerous times and only just noticed the color-coded ribbonsholy shit I'm unobservant
>>12719867Well of coursehow else are you going to know who gets what
>>12719811A nice strong cheese meant to go with buttery crackers.Then we'd get drunk and fuck like animals.
>>12719867Ribbons wrapped around dicks is pretty unf
>>12719831you have chosen wiselyderpy undresses for you
>>12719913Stop that, Derpy is not for sexual
>>12719883I was just going with whoever was closest/who each was pointed at
>>12719913but pony is always nude
>>12719908EA plsYou need inch-thick rope for the dicks you write about.
>>12719908especially when tied with a cute bow
>>12719933No that's all wrongThey each get their own firstTHEN they'll mix and match
>>12719953They look pretty reluctant in that pictureare you saying they start to enjoy it afterwards?
>>12719953So what was Fluttershy's anywayI've forgotten since the last time you said
>>12719986>are you saying they start to enjoy it afterwards?__no___
>>12719946>try to use ribbon anyway>pony's engorging cock rips through
>>12720041Feta cheese is delicious though
>>12720090it's so salty and messy to eatand it seems to go bad or get dry very quicklyit's nice in salads though
>>12720041pepperjack master race>mfw having an bacon,eggs and cheese in delicious peppered roll.
>>12719941have you ever seen a pony this naked
>>12720130I've never had it in salads, just served on warm peta bread. Don't see why Derpy wouldn't like it. Also I will agree on Pepperjack. Shit's tasty.>>12720134your taste=my tastes
>>12720160ask surprise isn't too bad
>>12720159WHAT THE HECK DERPY, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES THIS INSTANT
Pinkie Over Yonder
>>12720159So if a pone has clothes on, and takes them off in front of another pone, is it lewd?
>>12720197I'd watch itthen again I'm hype as shit for wander
>>12720197If you don't think this show is going to be great get out of my face
>>12720201it's only lewd if pony puts on clothes in front of pony
>>12720197I was kind of hoping Wander wouldn't be so blatantly annoying.
>>12720210I didn't say the show wasn't going to be great
>>12720210It will be great filler till the next GF episode.
>>12720230I know I'm just warning pre-emptively
>>12720221>pone invites you over>low lighting, candles, the works>she has you set on the couch while she slips in to something more comfortable>what?>bring in some clothes and slowly puts them on in front of you>what the hell is going on?>why do I have a boner?
>>12720210It's nice to see Craig working on something again
>>12720248Seriously don't be such a hater
>>12720160whatchu talkin bout pk is pretty good and does some neat kink art on the side
>>12720222Pinkie was pretty annoying in the first episode, but she got better and better
>>12720159>cover eyes>peek through fingers
>>12720275And then regressed in S3
>>12720270what's her adult blog again?
>>12720286*wwanders over yonder*
>>12720293*in S2Sorry, finger slipped.
Your favorite pony has such nice teeth now because when they were a teen they wore braces.
>>12720286>stealing jokes from hark a vagrant
>>12720210Looks like crap.2/10You flustered?
>>12720296God damn it Eri
>>12720314good artists borrow, great ones steal
>>12720305you're not fooling anyone me
reminder that applejack is worst pone
sweetie is boredwhat do
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>12720311I don't think it was worth it
I hate the Wonder Over Yonder theme song
>>12720311how dare you imply that cloudchaser is my favorite ponyi am calling the horse police and they will arrest you for ponyslander
>>12720369I enjoy it
>>12720294to be honest I don't remember, but try looking up r34 and looking at the source of images
>>12720369I hate it too but the animation looks cute
>>12720349I almost did Flitter with braces but it might would have killed me in the process>>12720371Okay she's not your favorite but come on her hair is awesome.Who's your favorite then?
>>12720369i haven't seen anything from the show yet.
>>12720415Why would I run?
>>12720424HER HAIR IS SHIT
>>12720348break out the board games
>>12720415I knowI can feel you squeezingI'm not complaining
>>12720442YOUR HAIR IS SHIT
>>12720424Oh, you drew that?Dang, I didn't look that closely at it. You've really improved
>>12720457YOUR SHIT IS SHIT
pony is not for ponying
>>12720415>Implying I won't punch you in the neck and in the horn and then run awayget away from me worst princess.
>>12720443when will there be a pony catan
>>12720353>Dash>That AdorkableGod if she were a healer instead of the tank I might have jizzed myself. And I don't even like her that much.
>>12720451but uhthe door is lockeda-and barred
>>12720453it's alright I guess
>>12720472Whoa, anger!Let's not say anything we'll regret, now, okay?
>>12720487i want to snuggle them and preen scoots' wings
>>12720493She's a support tank. So many team-wide buffs that they're untouchable for about 12 seconds
>>12720453nice animation.but that's about it
>>12720328THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT PHRASE MEANS AND I HATE EVERYONE WHO PARROTS THAT LINE TO DEATH
>>12720508you never had a chance, anonshe just likes to toy with you.
>>12720462Thanks! Its totally cool you think so.I've drawn myself into a rut with how I do faces in the past few months and I'm in the process of breaking out of my bad habit with faces. If it weren't for Blazang I wouldn't have caught myself and just gotten worse.
>>12720547yeah well I'm stealing it and making it mean what I want it tolike a great artistdeal with it
>>12720547Shhhh, pony is stealing your heart.
>>12720590would you let trixie punch you in the face repeatedly
>>12720556Maybe I'm not that goodmaybe I can just sit here and... talk?
>>12720453>Wander's voicegreat VAdoesn't sound quite right thoughhopefully it's just because of the situation since he's yelling the whole time or something
>>12720559>into a rutunf
>>12720620NoBut I would if it was Fluttershy
>>12720620Yes.It would feel like marshmallow fluff brushing my face~
>>12720506how tight can you get?
http://purplekecleon.tumblr.com/post/57836337945/encouraging-positivity-quashing-negativitywhat a fag
>>12720623It'll be hard to talk through all the moaning.
>>12720461>fat pokemon fucking
>>12720646What if she used magic to make her hooves as hard as your erection
Yo fags.Is there any website with all mlp episodes?I wanted to rewatch it for like 10th time, but can't find any s1 episodes on YT. Help?
>>12720453>only using bathroom every 5 months so it's an intimate affairunf
>>12720650tight enough to crush you. maybe she'll squeeze just hard enough you can't breathe?
>>12720698boky no yayponies
pony is involved in a conspiracy against you
>>12720653>reading all that shit
>>12720732pony's working to sabotage it, right?
>>12720655pls no i'm a loserwhy would you even choose me
>>12720646oh godi want a plush pony so i can rub her soft hoofs on my face
>>12720698There's a show?
>>12720160is this the new /mlp/ meme? Getting irate over tumblrbot? One of those anti-brony blogs was spazzing out over it.
>>12720244I'm not really a huge fan of anthro but I never realized how hot it is for a pony to be grabbing her own dock
>>12720653PK can't be a fag, she has a vagina.
>>12720752i love mine
>>12720731360p video with dark borders... come on, i've watched every single episode in 1080p, is that all what's left?
>>12720744she sees you, anon. even if you can't see yourself.
>>12720768>"Oh god he's touching me that ape hand again">"why did he cut a hole underneath my tail">"please kill me"
>>12720487I guess discord would be the bandit
Would pony stand in front of a fan on a hot day because she likes the feeling of wind on her rump?
>>12720768I don't need it.....I don't need it...
>>12720769which one are you looking for?I'm having no trouble finding quality episodeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oLSrqrjUtYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gttDdTuBRYkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGskprP8SYw
>>12720816D-do I really have ape hands?
>>12720820what kind of pony would stoop so low
>>12720835yeah, russian or with commentary or shit.Try to firn season 1 episode 1 in hd.
hey, I know I said I might stream tonight but it looks like that's getting pushed back to sunday eveningsorry
>>12720820wheres that tex picture of Dash with a fan on her butt when I need it
>>12720768do you play with her hoofs
>>12720842that one patch of black hair is pretty gross looking but that's it
is this one ours?I didn't see this one in on the excepted list
>>12720819oh god hasbro i want it i need it
WHAT IF PONES WERE WOLVES
>>12720866but do you really like its mane?
>>12720867yes, thank you
>>12720875then they would be extra cute
>>12720907jesus christ thats horrifying
>>12720907>wolf with wingsWell I guess that's that.
>>12720924I disagree scootanon
>>12720875aroooooowerepones of londonaroooooo
>>12720880careful. she might just kiss you.
>>12720965I can't tell what kind of reaction this conveys
>>12720984forget to add text to that post.i don't like these drawings
>>12720940I'd be more scared of the one with a unicorn horn and magic
You get to go to EquestriaBut any physical contact will send you back immediately as a pastel-colored pony.Do you?
>>12721017I'm not sure I'd want to be the only cartoon pony on earth
>>12721031Come on anon, we could take dna samples and make new ponies from you, take one for the team.
>>12721042one pony probably would not be a big enough sample size to pull that off
>>12721042>take one for the teamthat's what I'm afraid of, I don't want to get raped by bronies
>>12721052>Not wanting to be the slutty mareIt's like I don't even know you anymore.
>>12721017That would be a fate worse than death.
>>12721017Yes. I'd probably ask Twilight for fundamentals of magic and hope to god my eventual teleport back brings the books too.>>12721052Trust me, the government is going to be far far more interested in you unless they go broke
>>12720942the autism of the fandom and the /piss/ would multiply tenfold
>>12721068that's even worse, I'd just be experimented on all the time
>>12721103Those things are ancient
>>12721106But what if you got free internet access and blowjobs on demand? I mean it's not like they couldn't afford to keep you happy.
>>12721103Meh, still would be bellow the sonic fandom
>>12721115would rub belly and feed dog treats to
>>12721120They might just keep me restrained and sedated instead
>>12721132Sedation would mess with test results, plus they'd want a psych analysis too.
>>12720907>>12721115Why draw ponies as dogs when they can be drawn as Rhinoceroseses?
>>12721145I don't see any Celestias around here...
>>12721148Alright I probably would do it, but only if I could be a pegasus or unicorn. Earthie is no deal.
>>12721153because doggies are more petting friendly
>>12721153Rhinos are ugly
>>12721145what're you talking about, anon?
>>12721191Rhinos are pettable too! They just aren't as soft. Plus you can ride them.
What does MLPG think of The Wonderful 101?
>>12721207if there was an mpg sings, i would suggest this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYpsRJuWdA
>>12721177>Anon convinces another anon to become a pony so he can be mlpg's cocksleeveAll according to keikaku.
>>12721210>she milked snips and snails for hours to get that cup full
What is she talking about?Also, source on full picture?
>>12721210move along superior drinking pony coming through
>>12721243Pinkie is shoving Twilight into the headboard and hogging all the blankets.
>>12721262How can Suirobo make any pony look so cute
>>12721234Is anon at least nice to me?
>>12721302Of course, you're the pet pony.
>>12721295>celestia will never pounce you
>>12721280Why are her legs that high up, then?
>>12721309>I'll wear the stupid collar but only because I want to
>>12721334>I-I was just pretending to be slutty...
>>12721317She's friggen heavy isn't she? Being largest horse and all.
>>12721321Because Pinkie rolled under her legs and is just messing with Twilight at this point.They still love each other
>>12721418>celestia will never crush-cuddle you underneath her weight
>>12721115>my sister has this as her facebook profile pictureOh god...
>>12721461how deep in the rabbit hole is she?
>>12721461>facebookNot even once.
>>12721461>having a sisterCan I stalk her?
>>12721474Lets see...>Watched the show. All of the episodes.>Has friends who openly enjoy the show>has told me of discussions with said friend about "delicious pony flanks">Ringtone is Winter Wrap Up
>>12721124We're already way passed dangerous levels though. Its like saying the fukushima reactor disaster wasn't so bad because Chernobyl eclipses it.
>>12721501She's a girl so its not so bad though. Girls are aloud to be embarrassing. Now if it was your little brother. then it'd be brony autism.
>>12721501>has told me of discussions with said friend about "delicious pony flanks"...pack her in a crate and send her to me
>>12721576remember when tess was alive
>>12721544>tfw I missed Touch Dash's Butt Quest
>>12721501Man, my kawaii imouto-chan doesn't really care for the show, but she thinks it's hilarious that I watch it.She sent me a crate of pony merch for my birthday.
>>12721593It wasn't really a quest, it was more so a random comic.
>>12721597>tfw no qt π+1 imouto
>>12721625Lalaty is most kawaii pone
Alright mlpg, now that i finished the flower triplets (i worked on rose a bit more to get the colours looking better) Now i have an idea what i want to do for 6 of the next 9.1- Apple jack (of course)2. Big mac 3. Pinkie pie (Also ofcourse4. Carrot top5. Bon Bon6. Chicken buttBut after that I have three more models that i'm not to sure what to do with.I need some suggestions. They just need to be adult earth ponies. (preferably with a picture)
>mfw found the chilli pepper in the Kung Po ChickenBam, right int eh kisser!
>>12721651you will base those guys, right?
>>12721683I miss that guy
>>12721683remember when apple?
>>1272168350,000 people used to post here...
>>12721651Prettiest music pony
>>1272171060 trillion people used to post here until the bronies killed them all
>>12721683What is this from?It looks so familiar
>>12721665Oh shit, thats right i wanted to do 80's cheerilee, thanks for reminding. me. (i just want to add black and white checkered patterns)okay that's 1.>>12721682Of course, i do it at the end though.
What did they read?
>>12721787"SPIKE HAS A BIG WEE-WEE"
>>12721787A book about slumber parties, it's written right there
>>12721728does she have a cutie mark or was it always covered by the flowers. >>12721716>Treble clef cutie mark. A challenge i see.
>>12721787They read Twilight's crude drawings of dicks splattered all over the page from when she was in heat
Why is she so moist?
>>12721716>female ponies frequently dye themselvesWhy is this giving me a boner
>>12721829because she fell in water
>>12721829ponies are 95% water
>>12721836dooks control your horseboners
>>12721851Does that go on the other side, too?
>>12721625>>12721597>>12721501you guys just want to fuck your sisters don't you?
>>12721869>real life incestew
>>12721869Naw. My sister's a huge bitch.
>>12721803>does she have a cutie mark?looks like no
You're looking deep into this pretty mare's eyes and suddenly this starts playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Gws8zJLjYDo you kiss her? Will there be fireworks in the background?
>BCS asking for donations in the draw thread
>>12721829can't stop thinking about Trixie
>>12721890It was last night around 11pm I thinkLike 6 or 7 pictures by Endii
>>12721858b-but that's not even my filename
>>12721915>not linking itfuck you too
>>12721787> "They masturbate furiously over EVERYTHING you say or do, so shutter all the windows, draw the blinds, and only make sweet love to one another under cover of blanket or similar."
Things got really freaky with you and her both drunk last night.She doesn't remember anything the next day.You do, though.Do you tell her?
>>12721911>911>jews>rainbow dashWhat are you implying
>>12721911I'd punch her in the face for being so incredibly Jewish.
>>12721910I guess a bunch of blue flowers could suffice. To be honest there's tons of earth ponies on the show, the real hard part will be getting 9 unicorns that aren't Shinning armor, Rarity or Lyra. They're not nearly as popular (and all male unicorns seem to be white, which is boring as fuck for an army that's meant to be about colour.)
>>12721950>"we hugged for a few hours">"and you kissed me on the cheek"
>species-swapped RQI think I'm legit having a heart attack right now
>>12721968jesus christ she's a filthy slut
>>12721950So that's why you should throw away all those butter sticks.Seriously.Do it.
>>12721950"Berry you flashed everyone then kept doing it, it was pretty rad, but your sister was there too."
>>12721955jews did 911 confirmed.
>>12721968Popped her cheek cherry huh?
>>12721970No, it's just your boner.Put it away, we have less-retarded people here.
>>12721911I ask pinkie to turn off her music
>>12721950we made out clumsily for a while but realized we were too wasted and tired to do anything so we cuddled and fell asleep immediately
>>12721950"I don't know how to tell you this, but you drank moscato-flavored vodka. Straight from the bottle. All of it."
>>12721996Fluttershy no.That's just a stick of play-doh.
>>12722021curse her love for moscato
>>12721950I don't see why not. We spent most of the night drunkenly causing chaos in town before making out on some chap's lawn and passing out in a pool of rainbow-colored puke.
>>12721950You ate all my food, threw up on my floor, and promised your daughter to me as an apology.
>>12721911I'd hit that harder than a skyscraper
>>12721643>gimme all your boopin'>all your pomfs and unf-ings toohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy_fyWpEoc8
>>12721984But I don't boner over either of themI just think they're cute
>>12722031Curse major ccompanies enabling moscato addictions.http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/skyy-moscato-infused-vodka-launches-article-1.1293681There's nothing funnier than seeing companies chasing "the urban set."
>>12722045that was completely wronghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4VFFBCa5Aw
>>12722062>needing vodka to like moscato
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST, MLPG
>>12722062How much bacon vodka has she consumed?
>>12722088>*needing moscato to like vodka
>>12722105No, it's right the way it is.Wine is usually seen as some pansy thing. And if this is geared towards hip-hop culture, the only way someone's gonna rap about moscato is if it's moscato vodka.
What episodes would you want to see in S4?
>>12722095Enough she's started eating bacon-hair pone's hairIt's almost intervention time
>>12722138bodyswap episode.celestia disguising herself and living amongst normal ponies episode.cmc get their cutie marks episode
>>12722138An episode rendered in an alternative stylean episode about discord interacting with poniesa slice of life episode for zeccora, cherilee, and the princesses
>>12722134I dunno, hip-hop and even gangsta rap (what's left of it) seems to embrace wine and other spirits as long as it's not ultra-cheap shit, and let's not forget gin and juice.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKGJOtRaqMgWhich makes moscato seem like it's coming out of left field
>>12722162>Celestia is deaged and becomes part of the cmc>Later has them thrown in the dungeon because holy fuck these kids are a danger to society.
>>12722162>celestia disguising herselfWhy not Queen Chrysalis trying to initiate an infiltration then it turns into another conversion as Fluttershy spots her and tries to tame the queen?Oh, and Pinkie Pie makes lame and uninterestingly hyped reactions.
>>12722188she's pardoned twilight for far worse
fluttershy is my waifu
>>12722182Which is what I mean.I can't wait to hear someone rap about moscato, it's going to be hilarious.
>>12722138One of those flash back episodes where every pony tells it how they saw a series of events all coloured through their vision of things. I think it'd work fantastically with the ponies considering all their different personalities.
>>12722204fluttershy is my tootfu
>>12722209I want this, but the episode is presented entirely in first person
>>12722235The flash backs could be first person.
>get job at local community college teaching computers>abbreviate file server with FS>talking about DFS n shit>accidentally say FlutterShy >Everyone who was not paying attention was>try to go on but feel spaghetti oozing out of my pockets>Pretend to say I got an email from work and class is off early no homeworkHow bad did I fuck up?
R _ _ n b _ w D _ s hT w _ l _ g h t S p _ r k l _R _ r _ t yP _ n k _ _ P _ _F l _ t t _ r s h __ p p l _ j _ c kLet's see if MLPG still remembers!
>>12722209>Pinkie's is in felt
>>12722290>get jobYou didn't fuck up.
>>12722294Rainbow DashTwilight SparkleRarityPanka PoeFluttershyApplejack
>>12722290fed the starving African babies with all that pasta
>>12722300And glitter, lots and lots of glitter and felt.>>12722209Dashes is just 10 seconds of black screen>she was asleep the entire time.
>>12722290You fucked up by exuding change instead of saying "Sorry, I meant fileserver. Fucking bronies on Reddit in my brains."If you must hide your power level, learn to man up in your spaghetti-wrangling.
>>12722294Rainbow DashTwilight SparkleRarityPiece'a'pieFluttershyApplejack
why is it so much easier to destroy than to create
>>12722223>N-no Anon. Not again!
>>12722432Entropy. Shit's more stabilized when everything's in pieces.
>>12722294Kin_ S_mbra_l_ttershyAppleja__Rarit_Disc_rdR_mble_ainbow Da_hZ_coraCe_estia_eatherweightFIND THE MISSING LETTERS
>>12722351That was much more relevant back when I made it in 2010.But now everyone is a horsefucker.
>>12722294Dark Wraith KirkDumbledore MartinTire IronLorenzo's OilPutin
>>12722467How times change.
>>12722467I still don't want to fuck a pony or a horse or a cartoon pony
>HappinessFind the missing letter!Hint: it's the one from your dead friend that he never got to send to you.
>>12722480>Lorenzo's OilWhich is, by the way, totally full of shit
>>12722467>But now everyone is a horsefucker.Jokes on you I'm not
>>12722351to be honest I have completely forgotten about this scene
>>12722505My best friend died when I was 12
>>12722505>tfw never lost a friend like thatHaha, I don't want that pain.
>>12722505That's impossible.I never had any friends, much less any who died.
>>12722514The movie? No, it was pretty accurate.
>>12722449Now do it the other way around, with Rennedog really excited and pulling at the leash.Good night.
>>12722457G oF uckyouRself...Hey....
>>12722505I found out a month too late that he died in a drunk driving accident. Drunk driver T-boned the car or something, I don't remember the details.He was my guide into the weaboo life. I miss him.
>>12722505oh manwhy would you do that?I still dont know if he is alive or not
>>12722518>>12722544I don't see them that way
>>12722457Kind SembraSluttershyApplejaneRaritsDiscardRamblePainbow DathZucoraCerestiaLeatherweight
>>12722535losing friends any way feels shit
>>12722457>>12722572Shit, that's clever.
>>12722594what about shipping?
>>12722452time to draw
>>12722532>>12722581>>12722590S-sorry.I'll stop making jokes like that.It's not worth it.
>>12722449it's just what I wanted
>>12722636It's never time to draw
>>12722631Favorite shipNot that I enjoy shipping or anything
>>12721911No.I don't want Twilight to kill me for kissing her girlfriend ;_;
>>12722611I've only lost them because our interests grew differently and we stopped spending time togetherIt doesn't feel bad, the memories were good
>>12722631I like Pinklestia x DiscordAnd AJ x any of the main 6for non lewd stuff.
would you go with FS to the festival?
Friday Night motherfuckers
>>12722223What if she was Tofu?
>>12722655of course not.
>>12722674Not mother. Horse.
Would you fuck your pony self if they were of the opposite gender?
>>12722688>dotkwa likes farts
>>12722701No, because I still wouldn't fuck myself or a pony
>>12722701I'd pretty much fuck anything at all
>>12722701Sure. I can't love other people until I learn to love myself.
>>12722704Why is she so angry?
>>12722639the damage is done, its too late
>>12722704Dash doesn't like the weekend?
>>12722672no thanks. i'd rather visit the dong show at the next taint fair.
>>12722701no, ew. >doing your tulpashiggy diggy do>doing your cross-gender cloneshigga digga do>sex with anyoneshiggy shiggy bang bang shiggy shiggy bang bang shiggy shiggy bang bang we love you
>>12722735Butt I'm tired.
>>12722735he's right though. it's never time to draw.
Ponies on top of other ponies.
>>12722735>filenameI tried drawing today and everything looked like shit>>12722728>>12722744She's a pretty angry pony
>>12722764So wrong! It's unnatural!
>>12722728She's angry because her cunt itches terribly and no one bothered teaching her proper female hygiene growing up, so it's just another night flopping around at home taking ever-hotter baths trying to relieve the itching.
>>12722701If I were a pony, maybeChances are she'd be just as femme as I am masculine, which means UNF UNF UNF
>>12722496I tell myself that every dayBut deep down, I know I still would if it came down to it
>>12722781Fuck youFuck you and fuck everything you like
>>12722794Too lateyou're a fartfag now
>>12722701Yeah. She'd probably say the same thing.
pony has an unhealthy obsession with fire
>>12722811> implying I actually like the idea as much as I want to see where this thread goes now
>>12722819>pony is a 13-year-old on youtube
Where did Celestia and Rarity hide Snails' older brother after he was crushed to death?
>>12722764Humans on top of frogs on top of frog
>>12722819Some mares just want to watch the world burn.
>>12722819Pony would like to burn something.
Why is she so show-destroying?
>>12722830I'm pretty sure /mlp/ had a general about this at one point, therefore the topic is forbidden here.
>>12722833in the salt mines?
>>12722814aw shit man
>>12722855She doesn't look so show destroying. These, on the other hand...
>>12722862>/mlp/ had a general about this at one point, therefore the topic is forbidden hereThis is what ultra bronies actually believe
>>12722875would pony allow a mineshaft gap?
>>12722801I think I actually vomitted a little in my mouth
>>12721911>tfw been listening to this song on loop nonstop for half an houri cant stopits too beautiful
>>12722862it was one extra threadnot a full on general
>>12722880everything is certainly fine