Villain edition! Discuss why the villains on this show are great or lame!Old horse: >>12689519
>>12694521That picture makes me feel really uncomfortable
>>12694544I wonder what sort of adventures await on the other side!
>>12694544I chose to replace those two terrible ponies with the CMC in this hypothetical
>>12694523it did seem like a S2 episode
female villains are great cause they're kinda hot discord is cool because he's gangstersombra is like that one guy who pretends to be gangster but in reality does nothing but talk shit and get wrekt
>>12694545do tell
>>12694544and then Snails tripped over his big ol' dong and chipped a tooth
>>12694521Oh god oh god she's looking at meWhat do I do
>>12694591assume the position
>>12694578>sombra is like that one guy who pretends to be gangster but in reality does nothing but talk shit and get wrektSombra is OG Loc
>>12694591Set up a bug zapper and pray.
>>12694521>Chrysalis NMMMANMY PENIS CAN'T TAKE THIS
>>12694578now wee need sombra dressed like a thugor nightmaremoon/chrysalis making advances on mewanon
>>12694521sunset is great because she's pretty and i want a plushie of her to hug
>>12694521That's a cute Nightmare Chrysalis.10/10 would waifu.
>>12694629this fanbase has a strange love for alpha bitches
>>12694629I want a hot dog of her to eat.
I want to be anon's pony
>>12694650It's because it's full of beta males
>>12694650Alpha women are hot.
>>12694482Meows,i'll be lying when i say
I like them all except for Sombra.Sombra was a joke, such a shame. Chrysalis is pretty cool, but that's mostly because of her swarm. Swarming is awesome.
>>12694629Her voice is sex, what the fuck is it with this show and sexy villains
>>12694602This is the first time I know of a non-MLP character being mentioned in the MLPG thread.I feel proud
>>12694574I thought about it, but I felt like they'd be more likely to actually take stock of their surroundings even during a single-minded pursuit.>>12694573My idea was that it led them to the Crystal Palace. Somehow. I am not a clever man.
>>12694650I want to gag Gilda with her own panties and then fuck her butt
>>12694650Beta and Omega males flock to the strong willed. Hence snips and snails, who by the way were total douchenozzles in the movie regardless. Should have killed them.
>>12694663usually it's people in positions of power who like femdom the most, because they desire what they can't have
princess pone wants you to ride her around the castle grounds
>>12694654are you asking for futa sunset shimmer
>>12694521Holy crap. Bug King Sombra looks decent.
>>12694521Is it me... or Sombra Moon looks very hot?
>>12694662>you will never be anon's pony
>>12694662I want pony.
>>12694699Well it's not like most people here can have any women
>>12694682the empire is full of strange and ancient treasures of great powera random gateway does not seem that out of the question
>>12694629>wanting to waifu sunset shimmer
>>12694650only because i have a femdom fetish
>>12694701I want to carry pone around like she's a pertty kite
>>12694704At least she would have lines...
Does it take effort of a Changeling to retain their transformation? Or to transform in the first place? Or is it as easy to them as breathing?
>tfw you will never fondle your waifu's athletic, firm butthttp://i.imgur.com/rSjAFIH.png
>>12694629If sunset shimmer were real would you hug her dick?
>>12694708Pony want you
>>12694650they're just cute gosh
>>12694722Did you get a boner when Fluttershy said "Momma's SO proud!"
someone should really remake Pagemasterit'd be a goldmine
>>12694746It probably takes effort to transform, but not to keep it. It's not like Super Sayian or anything.
>>12694701>The greentexts where we rode Celestia in the royal gardens like a horse.>No talking, just gentle taps on her sides with our feet to guide her.
>>12694705>tfw no head pats and sugar cubes
>>1269462910/10 would hug and sleep with
>>12694754fuck outta here with this gay ass faggot shit, bitch ass nigga
>sunset shimmer will never force you to put on a dress and make you go through out your day in school wearing it
>>12694708Me too I want pony badly
>>12694765Not that anon butA little bit, yeah.The first true whyboner from this accursed show
>>12694746It takes a small amount of concentration, so during, say sex they could switch between forms.
>>12694650Does the testosterone that comes with futas make them more alpha?
>>12694785>No 8 ft fall Sunset Satan plush.
>>12694755r-reallyyou're not just saying that are you
>>12694785did you brush today?
>>12694765 No.
>>12694702Mmmmmmmmmmaybe?
>>12694765i came in my pants without boneringok i didn't but i wanted tothe sticky squishy wet feeling in my underwear all day, reminding me of what brought it on
>>12694767nathan pls
>>12694629Some want to be bullied by them.I want to rape them and destroy their self-confidence.
>>12694812epic memes
>>12694788I prefer Celestia magically stimulating you while you're in public, the object being to try to keep your composure. She'll invite you over for dinner, then make you give a speech while everyone is there, giving you an innocent look while you're trying not to groan or shift in your chair
>>12694849*ebin
>>12694765No. It made me angry.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/horse/pony
>>12694788damnwhere's that greentext about her boyslaves she kept teasing in public all day
>>12694843I like both
>>12694650>>12694812Ultimate Alpha
>>12694817>lyra chopped the arm off>off fram the stump is bleeding
you are worstpone
>>12694817Pony wants you to know that she really loves youand to never forget that.
>>12694849Look at the screencaps nigga. Bitch is tall.
>>12694877I'm not a pony at all!
>>12694765Why do people find ponies saying shit like that unf-worthy? All I can think when I hear something like that is a rich disgusting sassy black woman.
>>12694877
>>12694895then what the fuck are you doing here
>>12694873umi'm the one who wrote the original post therewhen i said "what could go wrong" i was thinking of the events that nearly destroyed the school at the end of the movienot that
>>12694876D'awww.
>>12694817>>12694881Human males like blowjobs, I'm pretty sure he'll like you if you milk his balls daily
Which pone is the most _______
>>12694902Because it wasn't some sassy black uggoIt was an adorable cartoon pony being deliciously sadistic
>>12694877No I'm not.Anon said I'm a good pony.Look at all the blowjobs I can give.
>>12694881pony is too sweet
>>12694915>impaled on a demonic 20 inch barbed cock straight out of hell>wrong
>>12694915I know the feelingPeople turned my comment about derpy being never for sexual ever into another merry saucy romp and it upsets me
Colored and Inked these last night. Reposting for the day thread people.
>>12694924don't be so fucking crude, anon
>>12694930Remember when 2-parters were good?
.>>12694935And that image is 2LEWD.THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE.
>>12694943I have a 4 picture vore sequence following this one if anyone wants me to post that too.
>>12694952Hey, she wants a human to like her, that's a surefire method.
>>12694963once?
>>12694938>people will never take the fetishes you hate and make saucy romps out of them
>>12694935Is she supposed to be riding his cock or is she just laying on him?
>>12694972
>>12694930But the word momma sounds like something a sassy black woman would say.Eugh.
>>12694972Go for it
>>12694987Yes.Horsecartoon is currently 1 for 4 on quality when it comes to two-parters. Maybe they should just stop making them.
Do the Eqestrogen Girls at any point talk about their boobs?
>>12694930>fluttershy will never tease the underside of your head with the tip of her tail until you're dripping and throbbing, then snap it with a sharp whipcrack, making you explode with pleasure/pain
>>12694994She is just laying on him non-sexually.They just like to cuddle in a spiritual way where no specie rules can limit them.
>>12694994they're just cuddling, anon
Which pony would degrade herself for you?How far would she go?
>>12694995Saine I always knew you were a heart fetishist
>>12695018I seriously hope people like you are never able to reproduce.
>>12695016>that one deleted scene where they stand around in the locker room comparing breast size
>>12695000Okay, there's just sketches though.
>>12694988>Celestia can read your mind so she knows all your fetishes>she sets up a surprise party with pinkie>the entire party is based around your fetishes and there's 2-3 mares assigned to each fetish>you're so sore you can barely move after it's over
>Go to GG's sub thread>Foliage, foliage everywhereWhy haven't I gone here before?
>>12695011>Larson wrote the only good two-parter>he's gone, S4's two parters will be shit again
Futa horsecocks!
>>12695025not at all
What if an EqG show was just like As Told By Ginger?
>>12695043>>12695028Shhhhh
>>12695011I've always been more of a fan of the slice of life type episodes of the adventure arc ones anyways.
>>12695044nope
>>12695044>MFW
>>12695061
>>12695048http://mlpg.co/art/src/1373663561372.png
>>12695025>leaving coloring reference in
>>12695045I don't know, but it's about time someone was around to help ask for more of that stuff.Isn't Caimon great?
>>12695051I didn't think that show was so bad. The characters were ugly and it was "girly", but otherwise it was fine.
>>12695018>not using the very tip of her tongue to flick at the underside of your head and then back off at the last second, giving your balls a light squeeze each time
>>12695051What if an EqG show was just like Clone High?
>>12694521the one villain thus far with an intimidating presence and somewhat viable endgame while looking unique and also managing to add a new, interesting species to the mix
>>12694788>When I think of "Alpha girls" I think of confident girls, typically group leaders, who know how to kick a guy into gear when he's being a lazy prick, and can get other girls to be bitchy or nice to someone through freaking body language or some shit.>When other anons think of "Alpha girls" they think of a girl who makes them wear dresses and probably step on their nuts while wearing stilettos.Is there something wrong with me?
>>12695062over the adventure arc*
>>12695082I was wondering, should I make an Art thread on the sub?
>>12695090She is pretty cool.
>>12695100No
>>12695099that isn't discord
>>12695100No, they're just betas.
>>12695106Everone should.
>>12695082I like this one>>12695106Might as well
>>12695100No, that's how most people think of a "strong" woman. Sexual sadism isn't the same as confidence, but the two do seem to run together sometimes.
>>12695120you're right it isn't
>>12695100I was thinking of bitches like DT and SS that bully people.
>>12695096fuuuuckwhat if she teased my prostate
>>12695093I don't think it was bad at all, I'm really just mentioning it because /co/ had a thread on it and it would be pretty cool if EqG had that amount of effort put into it.The show wasn't even that girly.
>>12695120Discord wasn't all that intimidating and he didn't add a new species
>>12695129I won't unless you have a cool motorbike or something like that.
>>12694752>that feel
>>12695123>being concerned about whether your sexual fetishes are alpha/beta/omega/theta ultimate pleb
Requests?i'll do one this time i swear
>>12695100There seems to be a lot of little faggots who like to be abused by women.Where's all the women who like being dominated?
>>12695136Thanks!
>>12695120discord wasn't intimidating, his endgame was pointless and ultimately why he decided to not be a jerk any more (he just wanted friends ALL ALON lel) and neither did he add a new species to the lore given that he appears to be unique
>>12695100no, you're fine. They're thinking of sick girls
>>12694551I think it's good! It's one of my favorite Twilight pictures. Also all this Twilight talk inspired me to draw something finally the past few days. So that's good
>>12695147>you will never hook up with an attractive girl which turns out to be a dominant bully
>>12695152To me, "girly" is people talking about their feelings.
>>12695075Pinkie noI 'll have to clean the carpet once again
i demand cuddles
>>12695158yeah he did, draconequus.I say a reality warper like that is very intimidating
>>12695179Pony in the style of gravity falls.YOU GET TO PICK THE PONY!
>>12695179Hehe.Could I get some Gilda creeping around in inappropriate places?
Elements of harmony, plot armor and PiS ruin all their potential to be interesting.There are villains from "children shows" that are many leagues above theme, cunning, baddass, sometimes suprisingly deep, able to beat crap out of protagonists or/and outsmart them on daily basis or just ones that are incredible hilarious.The worst villain from the show (not counting EqG) is Sombra. He is supposed to be dark lord, big bad etc. but he ends up being unable to do anything. Effect is comical.Its very similar to Abaddon Despoiler nicknamed Failbaddon the armless. You should watch film featuring him as Monthy python black knight.
>>12695201Saved. Thanks, anon.
>>12695201very cute
>>12695179Luna pulling pranks on Celestia during day court.
>>12694902My humanized fluttershy headcanon is a fat black women
>>12695179Katia kissing Quill-Weave
>>12695148She does both, but backs off when she can tell you're getting too close. When she decides you're done, she'll lick you to the edge, then slowly drag her tongue from your base to tip while you erupt
>>12695179Scootaloo in a gangster outfit
>>12695204Is this post sarcasm?I really can't tell.
>>12695179Nice try, Jalm, but I'm not gonna fall for this again.
>>12695201Shout? Aren't you married now?
>>12695212there's no basis for the reasoning that discord is one of many rather than being unique
>>12695184but they've actually seen a woman naked and you haven't
Frenchip
>>12695100>>12695147I don't think strong/confident women automatically imply they're bitches. I'd just like someone who likes what they like and aren't afraid to stand up for themselves.
>>12695165>tfw xieril won't draw more butts
>>12695252Friendship for French ponies?
>>12694902>>12695233A fat yellow BBW is about right.
>>12695245>shoutWas it the eyes?
>>12695251>being beaten and abused by a woman>in any way seeing her nakedfaggot
>>12695277I'm sure you could have found a better example than that
>>12695277>That artistHalf great stuff, half terribleThat's one of the terrible ones
What's the point humanized porn?Why don't you just pay a whore to dye her hair pink and make it poofy and then pay some random Tgirl to match RD's hair?
>>12695184>you will never be abused by a woman both mentally and physically stronger than you
>>12695249The fact that he was refered to by a species name rather than just as discord by cherilee certainly implies there are more than one.
>>12695288Yes! Maybe the snout, too.
>>12695236what if she doesn't want me to mess her pretty face with my disgusting smelly cumwhat if she leaves me aroused and throbbing, begging to finish
>>12695233>fatshe was a frail and delicate model, she would fall over in a stiff breeze
>>12695301Humanized porn is a lot cheaper than that
>>12695288You were the one who inspired me to drawI hope that doesn't come off as spaghetti
>>12695301because i am only in love with their personalities so they would be the exact same if they were a human which makes them okay for me to have sex with
>>12695301>paying a whorethey are people too
>>12695242No, I genuinely feel that what defines a "girly" show is a lot of taking about feelings.
>>12695257strong and confident women don't have the need to keep reassuring themselves that they're strong indepedant women by constantly saying it and gathering in droves of feminazi hug boxes...so... the bitches pretending are indeed bitches. because they are they act like a lil bitch.bitch is such a diverse phrase. I loves it I do.
>>12695306All it means is that they wanted to give whatever he is a name.
>>12695301Spaghetti
>>12695335I don't want to sound like a tumblr whale but... men have feelings too.
>>12695305But anon, that's why guns were made.
>>12695329No, but that comes off as cirlejerking.
>>12695306not neccesarily. In lore, alot of things are made the only one of their kind. Like the Minotaur
>>12695327With all the bronyfamous people with a bunch bronbux, why can't they do it?
>>12695349>you will never be pistol whipped by a woman both mentally and physically stronger than you
>>12695301Holy shit that's brilliant!You know how some of the brothels in vegas let you do fantasies and shit? I bet I could have one of them cosplay as my favorite pony!
>>12695277I would
>>12695152>that amount of effort put into it>effort put into itSee, this is the issue, try expecting something from EG that doesn't require any, that might be closer to reality.
>>12695338I wasn't talking about people who call themselves strong independent women. I was talking about women who just are that way.
>>12695295>>12695298actually that's about the best one i can findYou're free to post a superior version
>>12695244i got started on a comic with chrysalis kidnapping rarity to make her a wedding dressand then the file vanished so I decided to say fuck it, I'll go and start a monster girl platformer or somethingyou can probably guess how THAT one went too
>>12695348Not on tv don't.What's more, that's more MRA talk than "tumblr whale" talk.
>>12695018>tail whip>super effectiveAlright, hand over your Trainer Card
>>12695366 im ashamed but i would too
>>12695376well I'd rather not post it, but the one with Spike, Rarity and Applejack
>>12695362>implying she'd be doing the whipping
>>12695311I've been working on my expressions lately. As for the snout I just drew it how I normally drew it and then erased half of it. I don't think I even have one of shout's pictures saved. I wanted to do the eyes completely different but then it made it look really terrible because the rest of her body was simple and the eyes were complicated.>>12695329Oh, and I'm not shout. Let's just get that out there.
>>12695393imgur it
>>12695335thats a chick flick.a girly show is all about shopping, fashion and drama/boys (I refuse to say romance) to instigate a consumerist attitude.Because profit
>>12695361I guess it's because you'd have to ask someone to dress like a cartoon pony and then have sex with you, I mean I wouldn't want to be in that situation. Nor would I want to fuck a whore dressed like a cartoon pony, really. If I had a girlfriend who wanted to do it then that's another thing.All things considered it's still safe to assume that someone somewhere had done it, there are plenty of people in this fandom.
>>12695393I meant of BBW Fluttershy, but more Sheela is good too.
>>12695381>Ghost Trick>mfw
would you let the villains punish you sexuallytake off your pantsthat wasn't a request, it was a demand
>>12695335>implying rage and hatred aren't feelings
>>12695402Oh, well now I feel silly. Your art is pretty nice though.
>>12695403>>12695403http://e621.net/post/show/225341/anthrofied-applejack_-mlp-big_breasts-big_butt-big>>12695420ah, yeah that's the best one for fluttershy
>>12695350Unf, etc.
>tfw NPA is back>does nothing, but flooding my dashboard with dogewhat is going on.
>>12695416>Dressed as a cartoon ponySo a removable balloon tattoo and a wig and some pink clothes is like askign to be dressed in a fursuit?
>>12695427I like rage.Rage is a pretty consistent emotion.
>>>000dicks
You just encountered your favorite pony doing some stuff. What do you do
>>12695392First dibs on the tits
>>12695422Only Bughorse.
>>12695428Too late your spaghetti is everywhere
>>12695402hhhhnnnnnnggI wouldn't mind you drawfagging all the time
>>12695452Well it's just about as specific
>>12695410Not the "better" girl's cartoons. I guess I'm thinking shit like Sailor Moon.I feel like Gravity Falls is halfway between a boy's and a girl's show because it has a balance of feelings and Actual Entertaining Shit.
>>12695458>rape
>>12695410I think mlp g2 and g3 are pretty good idea of what a girly show is. Totally spies to a lesser extant, nothing else really comes from the top of my head after those.
>>12695376http://derpiboo.ru/53948\http://derpiboo.ru/180711http://derpiboo.ru/198109http://derpiboo.ru/365456http://derpiboo.ru/337502http://derpiboo.ru/40918A few are kinda shit, but around as good as that at worst in my opinion
>>12695201Twilight would have been one of my favourites if it wasnt for everything
>>12695458SHOOT HER BEFORE SHE GOES ANY FURTHER
>>12695457Hey, that's not me!
>>12695457that's a dirty trick
>>12695458cum on it
>>12695402wow, it's you. you have improved shit-tons.what was your tumblr again?
I heard Pinkie gives good hoof jobs
>>12695458>Slap it on the ass>wait for it to turn around>Double-finger-pistols and walk out of the room>shout "Get back to twerk!"
>>12695480Totally spies is very self-aware about it all, then again it does it a lot so the lesser extent is justified.
>>12695464Eh, that's okay. Maybe someday I'll be a good artist and it'll be common knowledge that I like shout so I won't have to tell him.
>>12695422What I do want is to serve Night Mare Moon as a faithful servant when court is in session and she takes the role of the dominant Ruler of Equestria, and then afterwards attend to her in her private quarters where she turns back into Luna and cuddles with me while asking if I think she's doing a good job as princess.
i would let a girl dressed as sunset shimmer dominate mefacesitting, orgasm denial, etc.
>>12695542reminds me of this
>>12695422Not gonna lie, I would cum almost instantly if NMM told me to take my pants off and started teasing me in that evil sultry voice.
>>12695546>orgasm denialHow the fuck does that work anyways? She yells at you not to cum and then you can't?
>>12695422>no sunset satan0/10 it's shit
>>12695546>that lipstick smearing on your shaft and head
>>12695201Hnnnng, what a cute TwilyYou have improved a lot man.
>>12695587>all the way down to the base
>>12695421>just using a gif I saved awhile back and hadn't used until now>didn't know it was from anything>never heard of Ghost Trick before and had to Google itSorry anon, I can't be your nigga
>>12695484I know. Her everything is so perfect and I realize that some people would prefer to have a flawed waifu that they could project their head canon onto.>>12695402I wouldn't say I've improved shit tons because I've been mistaken for a couple different drawfags now and I'm trying to not make that happen. http://no-hooves.tumblr.com/ I haven't uploaded anything in awhile though
>>12695579fetish magic means she can tell when you're about to cum and stops right before that pointsometimes it means stopping the pleasure during orgasm so as to ruin the orgasm
>>12695579It's the same thing as edging, she's bringing you to the edge and then stopping. It doesn't mean not allowing you to cum at all, that would be called 'ruined orgasm'. Yes, that's a thing.
>>12695542reminds me of this >fanfiction where NMM wins in the first episode, and takes Twilight on as her unwilling servant/assistant. There's a scene where twilight's in bed, and nmm sneaks in and curls around her.Nothing lewd happens afterwards, but the moment was still good.Lets see if I can find it.
>>12695546but that's a man
>>12695609>>12695609Found it.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/939/nightmares-dont-last-forever
>>12695594I, I I would marry EQG Fluttershy
>>12695565I wish NMM would experiment on me sexually because she's never seen a human before and use all kinds of kinky evil femdom magic on me
>>12695633That's because you have shit taste and haven't gotten over moeblobs yet.
>>12695596why is that pony in the mirror brushing her hair in the opposite direction
penis
anyone knows the imageboard name where you can find mare porn?
>>12695656Unity pls
>>12695656moeblob > smart girl with glasses
>>12695657Because mirrors reverse everything, silly
>>12695633Are you sure you would?
>>12695591What a glowy pony
>>12695656I will beat the fuck out of u in real life im 6'6 117 pounds and i bench 200
>>12695667Comes before eight and after six.
>>12695680
sounds funadded to my read later list
>>12695682Why Hasbro? Why?
>>12695656No moeblob throughout my life has moved me until her
>>12695680slut with glasses > all
>>12695694the fuck do you know
>>12695685>6'6 117 poundsthat's fucking twig status m8
>>12695596i think it's rather significant
>>12695694
>>12695696for>>12695627
>>12695688I remember another one that was named like lawlz, but thanks, I will check that
>>12695601unfi'd let sunset ruin my orgasms for her own sick pleasure
>>12695667Pornsocket has a few mare vids, gaybeast has a lot more but it's a paysite and you only get a few free videos per day. There's a mare pack on TPB, think it's called "best mare pack". It's not the 30gb one that used to be on zoophilestracker, it's only 6gb. If I knew how to start a torrent I'd upload the 30gb one.
how ded can one drawfag be!?
>>12695741>tfw dotkwa is ded and hats us
>>12695565>You cum within 5 seconds.>She hasn't even touched you yet.>She just looks at you with a unimpressed glare>"Your'e kidding, You're kidding right?">She never even bothers wasting her time with someone as weak willed as you againYou've disappointed our Princess of the Night Anon. You should be ashamed
>>12695731btwhttp://ruined-o.tumblr.com/
>>12695741ded as applblewm
>>12695741zombie status
>>12695741Like a re-dead but less ugly.
>>12695751>ourwrongshe's all mine
*squelch*
>>12695751>implying she won't just use her magic to "reload" you
>>12695732Thanks.And maybe you should check this: http://www.wikihow.com/Upload-a-Torrent-to-The-Pirate-BayNext week I could help you to seed the torrent 24/7, when I arrive to my home.
>>12695751She's no princess, she's a dark and terrible queen.
>>12695769>tfw I was zombie status a couple weeks ago
>>12695775Pinkie I don't care that you can frost cakes with it, sticking a bag up there will only draw customers in for a little longer
>>12695751Figures, even in Equestria I still get shit on.
>>12695769>>12695771i was a zombie once..
>>12695778I could probably cut the file down to less than 10gb if I only saved the videos and deleted all the pictures. A lot of them are poor quality.
have you ever cum in front of a crowd
>>12695775the most arousing of onomatopoeia
>>12695682>those colored glove bodysuitsbut why?
Hey gentsArt stream tonight~ponies and sharks/mtdoodledumpCome on in
>>12695821When I was younger I would hold my dick up to the water jet in pools and hot tubs and cum that way. Did it in a crowded pool once, good shit.
>>12695741I was dead before I even started drawing here.I am the deadest drawfag there is, so dead that you guys don't even know I'm dead.Its not easy being the best.
>>12695596>maybe Zecora cursed my hair!That was cute.
>>12695776Would such spells in Equestria or any setting be considered "whores magic" or would it be considered lady luck to give a man a second chance to redeem himself?
>>12695816I was frozen today
>>12695864they were racist as fuck that episode
>>12695596So why hasn't any villain used the widely and easily available poison joke to neutralize the mane 6 and celestia/luna?
>>12695819Interesting. I suggest you start a thread here later when you got the torrent uploaded, so the horsefuckers here could maintain the torrent alive.
>>12695830>sharksFUCK YEAR
>>12695821i want girls to crowd around, enthralled as i pump my way to an explosive orgasm, cheering me onis there a name for this
>>12695878Around zebras never relax.
>>12695878I think that was the underlying message in the episode.
>>12695878It was cute how the country girl was the most racist and untrusting of all of them.It was cuter that the mini country girl was the one who gave Zecora a second chance
>>12695907>underlyingIt was pretty fucking overt.
>>12695892CFNM, I love it, I want all the ponies to gather around me and gasp in surprise while covering their mouths with a hoof when I start spurting like a firehose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQTgW36hxcw
>>12695924CMCCFNM
who's rucky pony
>>12695830Mt. Have you ever drawn the ponies AS sharks?
>>12695596>messy hair Twilyholy shit that's cute, and also a little arousing
>>12695931I stepped into a Hot Topic recently, the staff wasn't dressed nearly as nice as that.
>>12695931Hi, is there a more beautiful cashier i could speak to?
>>12695931Would you shop at hot topic if they had Changelings working the register?
>>12695924the fuck does CFNM mean
>>12695934rarararararararara
>>12695952maybewould you inquire about any vacancies
>>12695952nomaybe then give the clothes away to charity
>>12695931I would a Chrysalis with a tongue stud, they must feel great during oral>>12695957clothed female naked male, there's a ton of it on streaming porn sites
>>12695816Hey you got better!
>>12695949*grabs you by the throat*Back the fuck off?!?!!?
>>12695952It would be helpful for trying on clothes. You could just ask the staff to turn into you, try everything on, and pick whichever one you liked the most.
GAS POWERED PONENEVER RUNS OUTTA GAS
>>12695987*toot*
>>12695993In the UK, we call it "petrol".
>>12695945>Staff worked at a Hot Topic for years.>Watched their store go from Goth to Justin Beiber and ponies.
have you ever cum in a public placehave you left any sticky surprises for others to find
>>12696015>That feelI used to shop there alotLike watching a good friend get into some bad shit
>>12696015Yeah, it's a shame. I miss the punky feel, now it looks like black-flavored Pac Sun.
>>12696026>I used to shop there a lotoh anon
I'm gonna take a napdon't have any fun while I'm gone
>>12696015>>12696026>>12696032It's undeniably a lot lighter and fluffier mainstream than it used to beAnd yet it also means we get covers like this
>>12696015does anyone have that comparison image between the "old" hot topic and the "new" hot topic storefronts
>>12696023I once came behind a bush that was indented into the road so I could only be seen at 45 degree angles.It was surprisngly hard.
>>12696023Don't give me ideas, man. I've been double-horny lately.
>>12696023I've cum in people's food and I've watched them ate it.Last week, about 56 people had a little bit of me inside of them.
>>12696026My boss has friends who work at the local one here.Yeah.He hates ponies.
>>12695986Hmmm can you turn into a female me? Okay now try the lingerie on. Yeah I'm going to need to see that in a different light, follow me.
*clink*
>>12696046
>>12696023I cum on the floor/stall walls/stall handle in public bathrooms, and sometimes cum into a plastic bag, get a bunch of envelopes, rub my cum onto the adhesive strip that you have to lick, then go to an ATM and put them with the deposit envelopes
>>12696058where do you work
>>12696058That's why I cook my own food.
>>12696048WHY HAVEN'T WE GOTTEN PICTURES OF THESE PRETTY DRESSES YET
>>12695982i mean before here
>>12696068>a femalecan't you just say girl?
>>12696058I call bullshit, no man has that much cum.
>>12696072I mean itnot even a little fun
>>12696048man I love that coverlyra looks so beautifulllll
>>12696023I once jacked off in my Human Resources office.They didn't understand the joke, but I was laughing all the way to the unemployment office.
>>12695633Get in line, buddy. God knows all the things I would do with and to her.
>>12696048derpy looks absolutely stunning in pink eyeshadow
>>12696086I could but I didn't. What's it to you?
>>12696088>he just spurted in a large vat of salsa before slathering it on their tacos
>>12696058Oh so you work at taco bell and you just ejaculated all over that days shipment of dogfood grade meat?gross
>>12696086DIE CIS SCUM
>>12696048What does Hot Topic have to do with that cover?
>>12696077Friend owned resturant.But that isn't where I did it.It was at a cook out
>>12696085oh...ew
>>12696088If you abstain from ejaculating for a long time, then tease yourself for long periods of time by looking at porn without touching yourself, then finally masturbate at the end of the day you'll cum EVERYWHERE. I ruined my expensive leather desk chair that way, I was edging and I went a little too far and my cock exploded.
>>12696089
>>12696117thanks though
>>12696115Hot Topic gets exclusive covers for the MLP comics.That's their cover for #10.
>>12696088No, I jarred the cum and mixed it in the pastries and cooked it with the meat.
>>12696117Hey what's your nsfw tumblr
>>12696031such a cute underrated ship
>>12696023Once I got left alone at work all day because the lady in my office was away, and I was at the end of the hall in a blind corner where you couldn't see me if you looked through the window. I edged for 3 hours, with breaks in between, then just let my load shoot on the carpet. I cleaned some of it up so it wouldn't be obvious, but you could definitely see something if you looked at it. That was the best wank I've had in a long time.
>>12696146dingusdingusdingusdinki
>>12696146Yeah...but i would have to go IN their store to get it!
>>12696083Humanized?Vinyl's supple underboob spilling out from under her top?
>>12696173You can actually order them online, too.
>>12696175YESYES
>>12696146lyra is such a qt
>>12696175NOPONY VERSIONSAS FAR AS I KNOW ONLY GOAT TRAIN DID THAT ONE PICTURE OF LYRA AND BONBON IN THEIR DRESSES AND IT ISN'T INKED OR COLORED YET
>>12696175>tfw not enough underboob
>>12696155Anon I do not think your employers or waifu would appreciate this.
>>12696185I am still irked tat I can't buy pyramid studs from then any more...
>>12696146Funny enough, they gt the covers with the most brony popular ponies. IDW knows their audience well.
http://i.imgur.com/4rxROKF.jpg
You left pony out in the cold for too long
>>12696100Yeah, and even Doctor Hooves looks fantastic in it, and I have everything related to that fanon.
>>12696217Send it to tumblr.Get a few hundred likes.
>>12696214What
>>12696217She has a scarf she's fine
someone just asked my friend if they were a jewish momwhat the fuck does that mean
>>12696217I gave my pony winter clothing.
>>126961892cute
>>12696202Yeah, never did it again because I didn't want to get fired/arrested. I went off Paxil about 2 months ago and my libido came back, so I've been walking around at full mast during work since then, I'm constantly horny, it's worse than when I was going through puberty. Can't keep my hands off my dick for the life of me.
>>12696230what good will that do?
>>12696259I'd beat that pony
>>12696217Apologize, make her some hot malt cocoa, and wrap her in my down comforter
>Spend hours working on a piece of art.>Get at the most, 10 notes.>Some idiot takes a picture of toys, not even taking 5 minutes.>Gets 70+.And people wonder why being an actual artist sucks.
>>12696260Are you doing steroids? You might have some serious medical problem if your libido is that bad.
>>12696271
>>12696288RCH hateanon pllz FOAD
the fact that these aren't being drawn more is a tragedywhy isn't this picture finished yet
>>12696288You're doing it wrong anon, you shouldn't be in it for the attention. You should be in it for the fun of drawing.
Check it MLPG
The hottest thing is when someone moans and pants heavily in your ears while whispering things to you. What's the best way to write this?
>>12696302I'd protect that pony from abusive anon.
>>12694521Crysalis, because I can fuck her.
>>12696316I do it with drawn out/slurred letters and stuttering.Then again, if you're not into that it just looks silly.
>>12696306Him and you first, the lone whiteknight.
How is this for a Femanon pony?
>>12696313>Best of their respective seriesWell it's only natural.
>>12696259http://i.imgur.com/VVG7UND.png>spooning with Lyra on one of those cold winter mornings where you don't want to get out of bed because you're so comfy>starting your day with a slow, gentle blowjob from your warm minty pony
>>12696344It has a face
>>12696344We don't even have an anon pony, this wasn't necessary
>>12696316IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOESGUILLOTINEYAH
>>12696307It might beGoat Train's computer exploded so he's in the process of getting a new one and in the mean time is still drawing but using a shittier computer that he can't upload pictures with apparently.
>>12696316Vary description of what's happening. It's not just sound, it's heat and pure sensation. Is it close? Do they seem urgent or somehow faraway, drifting even as they hiss or coo in your ear? Is it wet breath or dry hot steam? Is it in cadence with shenanigans or counter-cyclical?Really just varying between pressure, sensation, sound actual dialogue is a good idea.
>>12696298No, test levels aren't high either, they're dead on average, like 550 or so. It's not that big of a deal, but it gets on your nerves after a while.
>>12696374ASK HIM IF HE FINISHED THE PICTURE OF LYRA AND BONBON IN PRETTY DRESSES
>>12696350>she swallows your whole cock, then just softly grinds the back of her tongue against your frenulum until you erupt>looking up at you with those eyes the entire time
>you will never watch a 95 min dota game
>>12696382>Netscape.Wow.
>>12696134your welcome
>>12696350>>12696404p-pls no
>>12696412>You will never play multiplayer Dorf Fort>You will never watch a 24 hour long game
>>12696329yeah, you seriously need to tone that shit down.
>>12696429>multiplayer dorf fortWith four times the dorfs, obviously
>>12696423>your
>>12696438I do what my partners like. And many of them have told me they enjoy my hentai dialogue nonsense.But if any of you want me to knock it off, just tell me.
>>12696438Honestly, I like it.It makes them seem really slutty
>>12696451And taxes + living costs enabled
>>12696412>opened stream at 33 min>Ok, I can still see the last few fights...
>>12696457seems kind of stupid, but if people like it, then what can i do.
>>12696456auto correct on phones doesnt into grammar
>>12696451>Play as elf traders>Go to dorfs fort>See one go for a lever>Not today motherfucker>Run off before he can trigger it, later dig a hole into his plumbing and fuck up all his pots and pans
>>12696122>EVERYWHEREThis frikkin guy...
>>12696429>multiplayer dorf fort>one guy runs the fortress>the others control dorfs directly>roles rotate with the seasons
>>12696479It may be on autopilot, but you still need to steer it in the proper direction.
>>12696424>you both roll over and go back to sleep
>>12696498So it's SS13?
>>12696502I wish the Swype train had breaks
>>12696521Actually cooperative though since the fort persistsI would play the shit out of this game holy fuck
>>12696451
>>12696498That actually sounds really fun.
>>12696535It would be as co-op as SS13, in that it's supposed to be but in reality, the janitor is the most dangerous guy on the ship
>>12696554I know, right?The fort could persist, so as people drop in and out everyone can keep playing
Dino Time
>>12696457what >>12696478 saidit's kind of funny but kind of stupidit could be worse so I don't really mind it
>>12696581If only dorf fort had a reasonable ui and maybe sprite level graphics. So I could enjoy it without getting a fucking masters degree in dorfing first.
Threads dead, fix it. Fix it fix it fix it fix it.
>>12696457Sex is kind of silly to begin with. If you aren't into it then it looks ridiculous.
>>12696664How about a PARTY
>>12696664Only if you touch my butt
>>12696344absolutely terriblehow about this one instead
>>12696581I'm trying to figure out how pausing would work. Easiest thing would just to disable it entirely. No brakes, destination !!fun!!.
>>12696687it's normally at 1x speed but either player can put it at 1/2x and if they both do it the game pauses?
>>12696687Just use votes for time changes, like pause or 2x, 4x etc.
>>12696687Even though it would require graphics, having the dorfs be first person would be cool too. That way they have to rely on the fort manager for overall intel
>>12696664I will wisper "no"
Oh god Pinkie no please noI can't take it anymoreplease stop
>>12696728
>>12696681Why is that pony homeless?
>>12696759she's just temporarily displaced due to her love of adventure
>>12696741>>12696756the fuck pinkie
>>12696741>you will never have a qtpi pegasister gf to pone with
>>12696770
>>12696728*wink*
>>12696767That is a fancy way of saying 'I have no money and have to wonder from place to place to live'
>>12696784>Only winks once visible on the screen>Other wink is elsewhere
>>12696457EA why do you like to pretty much ERP?
>>12696773>you will never fall in love with a horsefucker>you will never marry aforementioned horsefucker>you will never have horsefucker kids
>>12696791>wonder
>>12696773>Know a girl like pinkie>she's warm and bubbly and always hugs me when we meet up>she actually likes ponies, too>She's not interested in dating>But we're still good friends>It hurts
>>12696791there are wonders everywhere, anongo outside for a change and maybe you'll see something neat
>>12696797It's >fun
>>12696800Life is too cruel.
>>12696814Improve yourself until you're irresistible. Other men would kill you and wear your skin to be in your situation.
>>12696814I bet she tells you all about the endless train of douchebags she's getting railed by
>>12696820Well, >fun is absolutely not allowed.
>>12696800The first two give me feels, but I object to the third. I would never push my faggotry onto my kids. They'd get into their own faggotry without any of my help anyways.
>>12696850You wouldn't be pushing it on them. Horsefucking would be hereditary in this situation.
>>12696773I met a girl at a convention who I keep in contact with and see a few times a yearshe's the only person who openly discusses fetishes and porn with me
>>12696814i was in the same situation a few years back.i eventually got to date and fuck her.listen to this guy >>12696831
>>12696820suddenly everything makes sense
>You will never be in the Royal Guard
>>12696874Because I don't want to go to jail for filly fooling.
>>12696773>Only person I know who also watches ponies is another dude.Bro it up about ponies and stuff.>He starts getting closer to me.>Have to nope out of that predicament.
>>12696814I could see how that would suck.But I would really love to have a friend like that. We wouldn't even have to do anything lewd. Just talk and do stuff together.I don't have anyone though.
>an ask pony blog>only text responses no pictureswhy
>>12696910just let him suck your dick already
>>12696901I'm pretty okay with that, it seems like a pretty boring job and not very effective because of SA's incompetence.
>>12696907well she's not asking you to be hers
>>12696917Yep that irritates me
>>12696924Fuck SA.I'll go into a changeling hive and fuck shit up and come back with a bunch of changeling horns around my neck.That is unless I get corrupted or something
>>12696917
>>12696924>the whole reason for the Crystal Empire trip was to get Candy and Shindig out of Canterlot
>>12696814>>12696867>>12696910>tfw MLPG is less socially awkward than you areI'm in a league all of my own.Actually I probably share the league with a bunch of legitimately autistic people.
>>12696917>you will never take your horsebando to see the dong show at the taint fair
>>12696922Naw dude, I aint gay at all.Plus he totally has a muffin top.
>>12696482>set his farms to not produce anything>pour out every barrel you can find>come in next year with fine elven winesfeels goooood
>>12696938I wouldn't have any objections to that if she wanted me to...
>>12696952Chrysalis pretty obviously didn't act like Cadance.The main 6, excluding Twilight, wouldn'y have known better since they'd never met her.
>>12696976>going to see the dong show>not helping your horsebando win first place>not riding that blue ribbon dong all the way home
>>12696976
>>12696864We need to get our top scientists to isolate the horsefucking gene. It could be our best chance to make real life ponies a reality.
>>12697005There is no gene, it's socially born just like gender roles.
>And actual brony podcast that doesn't have people who sound autistic.How is this possible?
>>12697023gonna need a link here
>>12696924he was being brainwashed and controlled
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTANDUNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
>>12696952>I CAME HERE TO SLAY YOU BEASTS IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA>an hour oh so later>Anon is licking his belly after consuming love from a captured filly
>just got to the liquor store as it was closing CT liquor laws are bullshit, you can't even get wine at the grocery store. With all the apples we have, you'd think we'd have good cider, but we have jack shit here. You can get Woodchuck and Strongbow, that's about it.
>>12697023You might be dreaming. Quick flip a lightswitch, look at your watch, and push up backwards against a wall. Good, now you're lucid. Enjoy those pony butts.
>>12697032http://bronyshow.com/They have good voices.You just have to like listening to the radio version of EQD.
PONY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT BUTTS
>>12697062ohnever mind thenI don't really know what I expected
>>12697062>episode 117jesus, I remember those guys when they were just startingI gave them 5 bucks and they read my name on the air
>>12697071No pony is too young.
>>12697060BUT IF I AM DREAMING, HOW DID YOU TELL ME IT'S A DREAM!?OH SHIT, IF I KNOW THIS IS A DREAM AM I A GOD?!FUCK YEA!
>>12697071LET ME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT BUTTS
>>12697071How much does pony want to know?
>>12697084you know nothing of butts
>>12697084YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION
>>12697042the concept of love!
>>12697042THE CONCEPT OF PONE
>>12697080What's funny was when season three ended they said it was the end of the podcast.Look at them.
>>12697098UNF
>>12697084I'd like you to draw me a thing or two about butts. Especially pegasus butts.
>>12697091WHATEVER SPERGLORD>>12697092FIRST THING ABOUT BUTTS:THEY ROUND
>>12697090How old is that horse supposed to be? I thought she was in her 40s, but somebody told me she's the same age as the main six.
>>12697090EVERYTHING
>>12697110can you put things inside of them?
What if a very special episode in which Dash has to deal with becoming a woman 4 days a month??
>>12697105It's a picture of horses in rollerblades committing vandalism.How is it unf.
>>12697094>Two women who hate one another.>With lots of power.>Having to get along.>Drinking red wine.The city is fucked.
>>12697127It was a play on the next line in the song
>>12697127Anon's penis knows no bounds.
>>12697124As long as they treat it like a werewolf story, I'm fine with it.
>>12697111I like to think she's a little older than Cheerilee, who's around Raritys age.
>>12697094>that Cadanceoh god my dick
>>12697148Dash gets shot in the marecunt with a silver bullet by the CMC because they've been watching vampire movies?
>>12697171>vampireshiti meant furfag
I like when they make real horse noises in the show, and do horse stuff like stretch or kick their legs.
>>12697136maybe they are friends now
>>12697160rediv plz
Pony has expensive taste
>>12697182me too
>>12697182When they rear up and uh... I don't remember what its called. But cycle their forelegs really fast. Adorable.
>>12697184Chrysalis is positively the best mother there is.
>>12697203
>>12697202
>>12697109SpEED BUTT>>12697119Everything except for fine silverware
>>12697200or more pony tastes
>>12697220ATATATATATATATATA
>>12696404Having a pone look me in the eyes like that while she sucked me dry would be the best moment of my life.
>>12697200Pony has great shirts.
>>12697224I'd like to touch that butt
>>12697224speed butt
>>12697222I don't know if those are normal motions or if she had issues...Imagine, a town full of twitchy Mustangs.
>>12697233I do wonder why luna was wearing something so pedestrian and informal. she certainly seems to be a stickler for tradition
>>12697224>>12697241Flutterbutt > Speedbutt
>>12697243She's a troubled pony
>>12697233Pony does
>>12697256she's trying to adapt so she can be less unlikable
I want to take Adderall with fasthorse and slam that pussy full force for hours on end while she moans and slams back into me
>>12697200>>12697233Luna is awesome.
>You will never be a changeling corruptor>You will never see your waifu gaining little holes in her hoof>After days of the corruption she finally slips out of her pod>You'll never lick the slimy primordial ooze off her head>You'll never hear her light hisses when you lick her green translucent belly
>>12697265Have we come up with a dark and troubling story behind her claustrophobia yet? Preferably with a root in a horrifying childhood experience.
>>12697283I want to get stoned with slowhorse and cuddle with her on the couch and play with her wings
>>12697241unf unf double cutiemarks unf
>>12697256Well, while I'm sure the messages on the shirts are just running gags for the reader, they do kind of suggest that maybe Celestia proposed that she visit and mingle to...have fun.
>>12697293It's called having Claustrophobia.
>>12697293Mustangs live in open planes.Being trapped in a confined space would freak them out.Reminds me...HOW THE FUCK DID SHE SURVIVE THE TRAIN RIDE?!
>>12697283Pony says you too
>>12697318Stuck her head out the window the whole time. With her tongue lolling out.
>>12697222She's the only pony I'm attracted to, also her accent is the cutest
>>12697270I like how Mac and Zecora worked in that comic.
>>12697318>mustangs live in open planesI could only think of a P-51 Mustang living inside one of those transport planes
>>12697302I want Gilda to disembowel me with her razor sharp talons and take huge bites out of my innards.
>>12697318she probably just took a nap or focused on an open window
>>12697331I'll allow it!
>>12697237Do you have what it takes?
>>12697304
>>12697311>>12697318I actually liked that her phobia was a slow burn that just ground her down until she had to get out instead of an immediately overpowering urge.
>>12697353y-yes?
>>12697341JESSY JESSYJESSY
>>12697353The hand is quicker than the eye.Light-speed butt-touch, go.
>>12697349God I love that show.If I was a millionaire I would pay top dollar just for them to air one more season
>>12697360I thought that her phobia was an unnecessary complication for a 22 minute episode.
>>12697260I don't know, Anon. I'm going to need some pictures so I can compare.
Oh Mom, oh Mom, stop I'm gonna pee, oh please stophttp://i.imgur.com/QJWQiBe.gif
>>12697380>It's done in modern times.>Ponies are considered in the episodes.
>>12697392What about her flirting?
>>12697412it was cute
>>12697380I would love to see an episode where do star Lauren Faust as one of the wrestlers
>>12697412She wanted to blow on his whistle bad
>>12697402It would be a lot less terrible if it wasn't animated by Tiarawhy.
>>12697392Eh, as far as story goes, but I thought it was a fun character detail.
>>12697402>Oh Mom, oh Mom, stop I'm gonna pee, oh please stop
>>12697437>pony pokes head out of larger pony's ponut
>>12697412>She's trying to steal my whistle.
>>12697421>Power puff girls come to her rescue>Ponies appear for a brief moment but a sniper with a hasbro logo on his jacket takes her out
>>12697436I can't think of anyone else who would make a flash animation of an 8 year old boy getting a blowjob from his mom
Surprise!You've gotten a letter, mysteriously dropped on your doorstem, informs you that in a week a pone will be moving in with you as part of the Inter-Universal Humanity Studies. It just so happens to be your favorite pony, too!How do you prepare?
>>12697436>It still made him thousands.
>>12697421>>12697403>Lauren Faust and Twilight Sparkle vs EqG Twilight
>>12697437Unbirthing fetish.tiff
>>12697373...
>>12697446Is there a greentext about that?
>>12697445>You fuck a pony anally while getting a blowjob
>>12697437everything about this image is cracking me up
>>12697456I... Well you do have a point there.
>>12697468Smooth moves! I bet she's impressed.
>>12697468YOU DIEDGame over
>>12697458Clean room until it stops smelling like semen.
>>12697468Anon never needed those knees anyways...
>>12697468Haha yes. She didn't notice a thing!
>>12697468She doesn't even suspect!Do it again!
>>12697458>doorstem
>>12697468Ponies butt hits him right back
>>12697468That must've been AT LEAST 6 gigasanics
>>12697469There could be...
>>12697468Blame it on nearby mare. Watch as Dash grabs her and forcefully makes out with her.
>>12697458>CelestiaFlip out and break down because royalty is going to be judging me constantly.
>>12697505You don't live on a beanstalk, Anon?
>>12697302I want to get stoned with drunkhorse and pinch her teats while she suckles on the end of my member
>>12697468You're like a ninja, Anon.I've always wondered how you pronounced ellipses, anyway.Duke Togo never taught me, either.
>>12697481......
Pinkie please stop abusing my ass
>>12697458inquire about this IUHS program, why I've never heard of it, and why they chose meI'm not going to get all prepared for a pony and then have it end up being a ruse
>>12697542D-Dash?
>>12697542It's Pinkie Pie
>>12697542Oh, yeah. I'm definitely in. Like, solid, man.
>>12697542shit shit SHIT
>>12697542AHEGAO FACE
>>12697542Dance, you can't hit a dancing man. It's just not done.
>>12697368
>>12697458Burn down house.Change address to local hotel.Tell them that it is my house.I just let people live in the extra rooms for free.
>>12697542>>12697586
>>12697591You're cute.
>>12697571
>>12697458Pack my guitar, sheet music, and clothes. Ask how long the study will be.
>>12697597That's not how the real world works.
>>12697458AEIOU
>>12697606Dance for the love of god man!
>>12697606RUN
>>12697606That, however, is.
>>12697606Uh... Dash? You, uh... you need something?
>>12697606ABORT ABORT ABORTTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>12697606What?I was only going fast.
>>12697606Sheesh, I thought we hit her on her butt not her face!
>>12697606>NowingsOh fuck you smacked Applebutt instead. Go find correct pone.
Don't worry, Button, sweety, this is a special game that mares and stallions play together and it's gonna feel really good, tickly, and maybe a little gross, but you have to promise not to tell anyone or momma will never play with you again, ok?
>>12697606SLAP HER ASS AGAIN.PREPARE ESCAPE PLAN!WAIT...REVERSE THAT!
>>12697606Too fast for you?I guess I could slow down a bit.
>>12697612You mean to tell me that there is no magic talking horses in the real world?
>>12697606You're dead, grab a hand full of that sweet cyan cookie dough. May as well make the most of your death.
>>12695594Fucking forgot to turn on auto refresh so SUPER late replyIt's alrightIt's a good game and your still my nigga for actually deciding to look it up
>>12697606DAS BOOT
>>12697639
>>12697639>tfw he made her as MILFy as possible to get as much free porn as he could.I swear, he is one of us.
>>12697665no need to get catty
>>12697604O-oh.Thank you very much
>>12697667Where is he from, I can't tell what kind of accent it is, sounds almost Dutch
>You are a little filly, and the sun just went down>Darkness, shadows and the like are abound>yfw?
>>12697667Nah, I think he's smarter than that. He made her as, uh, "everymom" as possible. Guarantees a wider appeal.
Sup?
>>12697686flee to the nearest home or place of business and hope a kindly stranger will take me in
>>12697612pone world isn't real
>>12697679pffft
>>12697679THAT'S NOT EVEN A RELEVANT PUN
>>12697691unf
>>12697639At what age does a filly get a cutie mark for mothering a child?
>>12697681I thought he was Italian.
>>12697680Also, I think Anon hoped you would do something with >>12697341.
>>12697619>You think you can ESCAPE this time, anon?
>>12697708While taking care of their baby sister.Any time really.
Only the dead
>>12697639Parent/child incest is one of the most psychologically damaging things that can be done to a child and causes lifelong issues with shame, trust, and intimacy.But damn it, that pony is smoking, there's no excuse for a cartoon pony to be that sexy.
>>12697723I was hoping, WHOOSH
>>12697723SHIT SHIT SHIT GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE SHE GETS YOUR ASS
>>12697725
>>12697708She could have gotten her CM in her late 30's for all we know
>>12697708It's a bottle and a heart, it could mean she's good at milking things.
>>12697723
>>12697723FIRE MAGIC MISSILE INTO THE DARKNESS!
>>12697725not even the dead
>>12697741I thought he was sucking a dick in the thumbnail
>>12697728I bet if everyone engaged in parent/child incest, it wouldn't cause lifelong problems anymore celestiafags: 1 freud: 0
>>12697686Wait, am I fully mentally a filly?or am I filly with the memories of my life?Or am I filly with that kinda has the consciousness of a filly, so it's pretty hard for me not to completely act like a regular filly but still have some memories of my past?Because if it's 2 or 3, I'd violently masturbate
>>12697778...I don't think that's how it works
>A 'hater' getting converted by the show and crying over 'My Little Dashie' . Oh my god.This fucking podcast.
>>12697771
http://derpibooru.org/97760unf
>>12697778>openmindedfamily.png
>>12697771You should watch the video.
>>12697399?
>>12697723TAKE THE INITIATIVE! GO FOR THE HUG!
>>12697786>Context? What's that?
>>12697807if I had to guess >>12697062
>>12697800I've seen that before, I think he made himself vomit, I've had old crystal pepsi and it's really not that bad
>>12697807It's a brony podcast, who needs context.http://bronyshow.com/I only listen to it for laughs.
>>12697754I guess nursing would fly. If she worked in the baby ward maybe.
>>12697691>you will never snuggle a puff
>>12697667No, he isn'tFor one he's bronyfamous
>>12697723Pinch her crotchnipples
>"I like Derpy, but not full on derp but" *Podcaster almost laughs at this point*
>>12697778it would cause lifelong problems that noone would recognize as lifelong problems because everyone is too busy being a victim-of-child-rape-child-rapist.Just think of Japan.
>>12697723This time? How much do we touch her butt
>>12697834So is GG, Jessy, Red, and Art Anon.
>>12697639I wish she was my mom
>>12697849Not nearly enough
>>12697784You're you, but still a filly. no memories but still the same guy
>>12697806>NOT THIS TIME, ANON.>THIS IS THE LAST STRAW>GET READY FOR THE>FAAALLLCOONNN...
>>12697691oh god it's sbhide the superhung stallions
>>12697860I want to introduce you to an amazing party, Pinkie!THE TEA PARTY
>>12697860I'm sorry Pinkie, after last time... I'm just not sure you can party in a responsible manner.
>>12697876MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I WASN'T ABLE TO STEAL DASH'S NOSE TWICE
>>12697876>in b4 falcon hug
>>12697876Boop her nose
>>12697876NO DAMN ITHIT THE BLOCK BUTTON
>>12697860teach me how to party
>>12697875Wait, then how I'm still the same guy?Memories are everything.Anyway, I'll still violently masturbate
>>12697876You know what happens when two Falcon Pawnches hit eachother at the same time right?FALCON...!
>>12697876MY ONLY REGRET WAS BEING KILLED BY SUCH A FAT PONY!
>>12697876YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME, DOSH?BUSTAAAA WOLF
>>12697718P-51 mustang plane pone? I can give it a shot later.
>>12697915>not asking her if she's okay first
>>12697908FALCO PAAWNNCH
OH SHIT SHE TOOK THE PINEABBLE IS HABENDING
>>12697881>>12697903
>>12697876BOOP HER
>>12697929Sounds awesome.Make him some gruff old vet?Not a lot of male planes.
>>12697876CAPTAIN FALCON IS A LOW TIER FIGHTER YOU FUCKING SCRUB
>>12697946that pony loves partywhy does that pony love party so much
>mfw eating rubber chicken patties from Mcdonalds
>>12697929How does single propeller work on pone?
>>12697906>Memories are everythingIf you say so, big guy
>>12697946The mane having such sharp corners almost makes her look like Spike in that sketch.
>>12697968shoulda sprang for the southern style chicken you cheap fuckcrispy and delicious, always
>implying I didn't bring my own
>>12697954He was exceedingly good in 64 and pretty solid in Melee.
>>12697968i just fucking sat down with burger king chick n' crispsthey're superior
>>12697968>eating mcdonaldsShould've went to the Krusty Krab.
>>12697889>B O O P
>>12697991Dammit meant to reply to:>>12697880
>>12698004>not Krusty Kunny
>>12698009>>>/mlp/>>>/anywhere else/
u-unf
>>12697968Should have made your own, it would be cheaper per meal.If your a decent cook(not hard to be) it could be delicious.
>>12697981They are everything, it's what makes up you.Being turned into a filly without any recollection of my previous life is a bit terrifying.
>>12698005Who's going to visit us in the hospital, now?
>>12698005Totally worth it.>as seen on Anon's grave
I wanna hotdog those soft cheeks
>>12698005Does this mean you're cool with me touching your butt?
>saying brohoof live on air in front of 100,000 people
>>12698036I fucking know man. What the fuck why?
>>12697778What, you mean like "If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_All_Men_Were_Brothers,_Would_You_Let_One_Marry_Your_Sister%3FIt was interesting but almost as stilted as Asimov.
>>12698026>not this
>>12698004>>12698009>not eating at Der Krazy Kraut
>>12697968>Not steaming your own burgers.>While selecting the kind of quality beef you want.>Or buffalo.Who needs fast food when you can cook your own shit?
>>12698008sb plsdraw overhung sadsack
>>12698044who
>>12697968You know what's awesome?Get some chicken breasts.Giggle because you're slightly immature.Cut them into silver-dollar-sized pieces, about half an inch think.Marinate them in something for a day.Get 'em out of the fridge.Dredge in flour and spices.Deep fry in pan or dutch oven for 5-6 minutes each side at 325F (make sure to keep the temperature carefully regulated! Too hot and it'll scorch, too cold and it won't cook)Take out. Dry. Wait to cool.HOLY SHIT YOU JUST MADE SOME HOME MADE ULTRANUGGETS THEY'RE FUCKING AMAZING>http://www.bonappetit.com/blogsandforums/blogs/badaily/2013/04/yardbird-fried-chicken.html
>>12698033I wanna hotdog those soft sweaty cheeks
>>12697968>not getting a McGangbang from McDonalds
>>12697991GOOD
>>12698021if that's the case, that's a pretty shallow sense of what makes up a person. By that i mean it's very fragile.
>>12698065yeah, fuck all of thatI'm going to go spend ~five bux and ~five minutes instead
>>12698067don't get me started on sweat
