bully problems editionOld horse: >>12683965
I want to hug Mrs.Cake. Only as friends though.
>>12689545of everyone except alcohol drinkers,smokers and potheads.
>>12689545thunderpies sound tasty, but probably are belly bombs like white castle
Reminder that Babs would not be in Season 4.
>>12689584HA HA HAGOOD
>>12689572and rabid liberals and feminists and people you don't like
>>12689545>thunderpiesthat sounds like a word that would have a second meaning but I can't think of anything logical
>>12689545>thunderpieWhat a strange ship.
>>12689584>Reminder that everything you know and love won't be in Season 4Fixed that for you.
>>12689519/b/ullies did it again>>498502026
>>12689545>Be Ms. Cake>Pinkie's in her room with thunder noises coming from inside>Maniacal laughter, normal enough.>Probably remembered a really funny joke>...>You're employing a super villain
>>12689618>Ms. CakeWhat happened to Mr.Cake?
>>12689618>in the other hand she babysit for free
>>12689630Baking accident. No one talks about it
BABSi picked the right day to dig up that trip again
>>12689584We'll probably get some mentions of her from Apple Bloom.
Would you an adult Babs in a dirty alley behind the bar after getting piss drunk from a drinking contest with her
>>12689618Man the height of Pinkie's Super villainy would be like... creating a cupcake that tastes like salad or something.
>>12689584It looks like she's ashamed of her fat booty.
>>12689647I don't like her as a character or her episode very much but I can appreciate the humanized art
>>12689576>>12689596>>12689597They're a regional delicacy, but I think Pinkie Pie might be overdoing the rainbow.>>12689618This sounds like an average day for Cup, to be honest.>>12689584Too bad, I'd like to see the Manehattan CMC.
>cosmo finally posted porn #wow#woah
>miss all the shitposting about ex-contributors in last threadah well, people did just fine without me
>>12689657NoI would a nice rarity in her bed after we had a romantic dinner and told her that she means more to me than anything else and that I will always love her and be by her side
>pony invites you to a date>never dated a pony before>never dated anyone beforeWhat do?
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SHITPOSTERS YEAH!!!
>>12689697Go to twilight and ask her on books on dating
>>12689697read a book on pony dates
>>12689697stay cooltalk to pony
H-hi anon. I know you don't appreciate it when I do it. But. Could you let me slap you with my futa mare cock?May I?
>>12689697Grab your dick and march in.
>>12689708>they don't do a good job either
>>12689709>She thinks you're asking her on a date>You now have 2 dates for the same timeWhat do?
>>12689545I want to bake things with Dash and Pinkie in a cloud ovenCloud- anything always sounds cool. Some one posted a picture of cloudberries the other day and said they taste like honey.
>>12689697Something simple and non-comittal like coffee.
>>12689709>>12689712>twilight insists on helping you practice for your big date
I went to the dentist today, my face is num and yet it hurts.This is a reminder from your favorite toothpaste pony Colgate.
>>12689697http://vimeo.com/71606538this video will explain all you need to know
>>12689715Stop posting this faggot shit every day and samefagging it, fucking degenerate.
>>12689697Ask Rarity, because she has more experience in that field and it would be more practical than reading a book
>>12689684>ex-contributorsEh? We were talking about contributors pictures.
>>12689665holy shit that pony just murdered that guy
>>12689709>Twilight is the one who asked you>Neither of you know shit about dating>You both spend the evening wrapped up in a blanket next to a fireplace reading a book titled Interspecies Relationships For Dummies
>>12689728What no.I just go in and say "Hey Twilight Rarity invited me on a date and i needed some books to know OH GOD SPIKE IS BREEATING FIRE IN MY FACE OH GOD HIS CLAWS ARE SHARP AND IN MY SHOULDERS"
>>12689715when did i ever say i don't appreciate it?come on. that face won't slap itself.
>>12689724>they try talking about themselves>they are still on topic
>>12689665You know for someone who just got stung with a deadly poison, he looks pretty sarcastic.
>>12689748Until Kraut shat up the thread again.
http://i.imgur.com/TlzOJHK.gifThe idea of mother/son incest makes me really uncomfortable, but that hair, those eyes, that tongue running around his shaft, oh my fucking god
>>12689665I hope that Anon is okay. I don't want that pone to go to jail for murder
>>12689697I don't fucking knowMaybe if I'm lucky I'll end up in one of the universes where for some reason or another I'm my waifu's husbando and I won't have to worry about it
>>12689739Thank you best pony.
>>12689789>That tongue lolling from the side of her mouth for no reasonIt's like animators hate boners.
>>12689789What kind of dick is that?
>>12689659>you will never be delitized
>>12689744Slap pony on a date? You monster Frisbee.
>>12689789Man, I know.
>>12689715how can she slap?
>>12689739I say that the dentist makes me nervous so they give me nitrous, I love that shit. I breathe in as deeply as I can and everything seems far away and sound flanges like a wah-wah pedal for a guitar
>>12689762>read a paragraph that suggests wearing an article of each other's clothing to bed to acclimate to their scent
>>12689789>that penis>those stiff lifeless lip motions>that movement of the mane
>>12689784>>12689790He's alrightScorpio's sting is actually a powerful aphrodisiac
But the real question is if you would have freaky half pony half human monster babies with your waifu
>>12689805I'm assuming it's gonna be fixed in the final version, if the blowjob scene is anything like that one, I'm gonna be jerking off all week.
>>12689840NoI have a healthy baby pony or no baby at all.Satyrs a shit
>>12689840Someday your baby will be doing this for someone.i.imgur.com/dman1sN.jpg
>>12689840ya i guess once i am older and done adventuring around the world of equestria
HEY ANONS!Lets play a game, pick a contribute any contributor. Now pick your favorite piece and your least favorite piece out of there gallery.Please explain why you like or dislike each of the two pieces.
>>12689865I'm not telling her that she has a vagina
>>12689840Celestia no, I'd kill it.Pure pony or pure human
>>12689863Satyrs are the best
>>12689865As long as that someone is a respectable well kept person than I guess I have to accept that idea.
>>12689697Date within your own species, faggot!
>>12689872I like myselfI like this piece because it captures my feelings on art
>>12689865marevag looks so soft and warm
>>12689881no they are shitOne of the worst things to come from MLPG
>>12689840>tfw you did and everything turned to shit on you and gave you a crashing wave of betrayal.>tfw I can never trust anyone again.>tfw I will never have a child due to the scars.
>>12689872my favorite contributor is anon
>>12689840I can't say ''no'' to a face like this
>>12689863>>12689878you know going into the relationship that because of how magic pony genetics work you have a 75% chance of a pure pony baby, a 10% chance of a pure human baby, and a 5% chance of a satyr hybriddo you take the chance
we pone fans are a smart, nerdy lot, right?so why hasn't development begun on a huggable AI sweetiebot who will follow you around and be your friend forever?
>>12689890shh, not so loud, cnn can hear you
>>12689872thats a lot of work so i will just say insteadSBlike:fat horse dickshate:obesity anthro
>>12689890>cute pony girl who you know and like asks you outWhat if she accepts you for who you are on the inside?
>>12689872i still wish fgtpolice was around.
>>12689899Didn't you say you already had a child? Also Steve?
>>12689914No I just go to Twilight or a specialized unicorn and guarantee that is a pony baby
>>12689914what are the chances for anthro?
>>12689789>my fetish is finally getting more attentionFUCKING FINALLY
>>12689890But my species suuuucks.
>>12689890Never, Dr. Supervillain!
>>12689697Wait until I save enough to lease a pony, then go on rides in the woods, find a nice clearing, and nail the shit out of her
>>12689939Nope Napoleon.The child was only an illusion but the scars feel too real.
>>12689947mother/son shit is really common though
>>12689914How am I supposed to send a horse to school?
>>12689914I've played enough video games to say no even to 1% chance.I don't want children.I'm not capable of love, I'd be a terrible parent.
>>12689904Gonna have to post this shit for the first time
>>12689918because we know what would happen to the sweetiebot
Hey guys, I have a terrible idea for a tumblr involving Norse Ponies, but need an equally terrible/punny name for their village. Was thinking of something like Norneigh or Ponies of the Æsir. Anything equally bad is appreciated.
You are in a happy relationship with pone.It's been a couple of years and pone wants a babbu.But the only way to have babby with pone is to be turned into a pone.There is a 50% chance of you being stuck as a pone for the rest of your life.Do you take the risk.
>>12689947Are you so desperate that you could get off to this?
>>12689970>Not capable of loveI know that feel, sometimes I think that the concept of waifus that are ideal and impossible to be real has ruined my mind for actual relationships.
>>12689969Enroll them, genius.
>>12689924What if your two things were in one peice, would you feel neutral?
>>12689789>that awful dick>but everything else is decent enough to saveehhhh
>>12689924i really like the first one, and the second has really grown on me.i don't care for big tits, but if makes him happy who am i to say it's not good.
>>12689984Is that a rhetorical question?
>>12689991But what if people cyber bully her?
>>12689984Such a hard choice. Let me think about it.YES, YES PLEASE WIZARD. I want to cuddle and love my pony waifu, cherish her and kiss her every day.
>>12689984...so what's the catch?
>>12689918Because Japan has yet to create and perfect waifubot technology.If only it was the year 20XX...
>>12689998I just imagine it's my penis
>>12689918I thought that would happen, and that the first recorded ai in history would be a pony.
>>12689982Norseland The secret is that it sounds like Horseland
>>12689972thats not the same thing you idiot
>>12690016They're getting close.
>>12689966Not in MLP though.The closest thing would be older Pound Cake/ Mrs. Cake, and there's practically nothing on that.>>12689988Not that gif specifically, but there are already plenty of fapfics with both of them.
>>12690015If you get stuck as a pone you can never go back to your family and friends here on Earth.Ever.Not even in the afterlife.
>>12689982their ethnicity is horse
>>12689914but with odds like those i will definitely get a satyr
>>12689984Before I say yes or no to this question I need to no which pony it is and how deep in a relationship we are. Are we even married?
>>12689984Cant I turn her into a woman?
>>12689990I feel strong love for all my animals, but I don't feel it toward people. Fuck, maybe I am a zoophile.
>>12690016>20XXWasn't one of the Megman games set in 200X?That would mean that it is technically in the past.
>>12689995i would have to see it, it could be ok if the gut isnt too huge
>>12690038...I asked what the catch was.
>>12690048Don't go labeling yourself like that, remember that any label you attribute to yourself will likely become true.
>tfw a mod unb& you from a month hiatus
>>12690032Yes it fucking is. Look at the fourth panel. It's almost exactly the same.
>>12689918robopones are inevitable
>>12690036I like Rumble /ss/ the best, Shining getting blown and stimulated with magic at the same time by his mom would be good too
>>12689855Looks aren't everything. To say that they don't matter at all is dumb, but a person can't be a 10 for the rest of their life. I think makeup can be used in small things like social events or work, but a person shouldn't take that as their default state.
>>12690070And THAT's where you come back? That's cool.
>>12690082That is kind of horrifying.
>>12690071that part of her mouth is closed genius
YOU WILL NEVER A PON
>>12690068But I legitimately want to own and have sex with a mare.
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>>12690091Same with perfume, to me.Say, which pony would wear which perfume?
YOU WILL ALWAYS A PON
>>12690105But will I ever APRON?
>>12690113There needs to be a lot more of this
>>12690052X can mean they use a system with 26 numbers per digits.
YOU MIGHT A PON I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT PSYCHIC
>>12690119rarity of course
I want to buy more Derpy shit. I only have the Hot Topic thing. What else can I buy?
>>12690104I can't tell if you're baiting me or not right now
>>12690130There needs to be exactly the amount of this and no more.
>>12690098Im just going to my favorite boards again.Is Ponychan still here?
>>12690113Babs a shit, would have violent degrading sex with her and throatfuck her while pinching her nose shut, and calling her a worthless fucking whore who's too ugly to get a man to have consensual sex with her, and I'm doing her a favor by taking pity on her because she'd never get laid otherwise
CAN'T BONER THE PONER
>>12690137Oh that's part of it, he's going to go more than a few rounds, she likes to tease and coax his loads out
>>12690137This pic is sexy as fuck.
WILL YOU BONE THE PONE?
BIG FAT FUTA STALLION.
>>12690152the feeling is mutual
>>12690154Nigga I will cut you
>>12690113>Babas will never smother you with her breasts and crush your pelvis with her thighs
>>12690144There's actually some retarded looking plushies of her no eBay for like 15-25 bucks if you're desperate
What if pone did not have sexual.What if they were smooth and featureless and bodily waste was disposed of via magic.What if you asked Luna about it and she explained it's because Celestia is a massive prude and ponies must apply for a sexual activity license if they want to have babies. Otherwise all of Equestria's inhabitants have a blanket Decency Filter spell cast upon them that prevents the showing of lewdness.How long until you'd go insane from no nookie?
>>12690144Ebay and Etsy are your answers
>>12690190I would wonder why I ended up in a non-canon universe.
>>12690152you're right, he's wrong.
>>12690183>FUTA STALLIONhow would that even work
>>12690052The first two games, but I think they were retconned to 20XX when Powered Up came out.
>>12690178I think about it daily, and calm my morning wood with a good massage while thinking about how wet and tight a mare must feel inside while she's clenching and winking around you
>>12690152Let him ruse in peace, Anon.
>>12690031Why not just call it Horseland then? Though that does sound stupid, which is perfect.>>12690086Now we're getting somewhere.So far there's Scald the Skald, Spear Glint the pegasi valkyrie, Glacial Shift the Frost Giant, a warrior I can't think of a name for yet, and another frost giant character, for reasons. Shut up.Probably located along the water in the northern reaches, isolating themselves from the world during the attack on the Crystal Empire with a icy mountain range.
>>12690104LIPS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT, GENIUS
>>12690160>posting low-tier Homestar Runner charactersI bet you prefer Biscuit Doughhandman over Frank Benedetto
>>12690214stallion with two dick, also he use to be a women, but still has a vejayjay.
>>12690189No, I don't want retarded. I want Derpy.>>12690201I'll check out etsy.
>>12690231They have Viking Rams too right?
>>12690255too ea-tier for me
>>126899181. get claire to record enough of her voice for a siri-like voice synthesizer2. customize an AI chatbot with knowledge from the show3. install chatbot software in small computer with microphone and speaker into one of those robotic pet dogs4. program robot to respond physically to environment, including following owner, hugs, and cute dances5. put robot inside life-size sweetie plushsee, it's easyeven with today's shitty AI and robotics technology it should be simple to come up with a basic sweetiebot
>>12690231Podin, god of war in the land of Valhorsela
>>12690157>pinching her nose shut while you're facefucking herIt's hot as hell when girls struggle for air and you can see them getting that frantic look in their eyes, and start to try to pull away. I'd piss in her mouth too and then spit on her and walk away, leaving her sobbing with her head in her hands while she contemplates what just happened to her.
>>12690240>low-tier Homestar Runner charactersThere's no such thing.
>>12690265/r/equesting some qt 3.14 viking pony, getting rammed with a Norse dildo.Pls respond
>>12690257>No, I don't want retarded. I want Derpy
>>12690223>not yfw da burrs win da F1.gif
>>12690231whats your skype handle?
>>12690265That could work pretty well, a warrior clan of rams that share the land with them. Was thinking of having the area heavily influenced by spirits such as Windigos and such, making pacts with some to protect them from Sombrero.>>12690277Valhorsela....my god....that might be crazy enough to work.
>>12690231Can MLPG make a cute female war maiden OC?pls
>>12690282that'd be hotter with contextlike doing that to a downtrodden Trixie that's just looking for a place to sleep
>>12690267>robot goes haywire>tries to kill you>eventually you melt half of it's plush off to reveal it's hard metallic underside still smiling at you like Terminator
>>12690290How do you imagine her adult human self to be? What kind of guy would she want?
slim, chaste maresmodest, celibate stallions
>>12690287An actual bad character?NoAn in-universe considered lame character?PlentyYou can only rank in the latter and that's precisely what I did.
>>12690326I write some heavy dom stuff with choking and degradation, but I delete it because I'm too afraid to post it and get shit on
>>12690343they need to fuck
>>12690293I just wanted a clumsy airhead with a big heart. But no, social justice had to have her killed and the fandom makes her either lolsorandum or mentally challenged.
>>12690362getting shit on is the first step to not being shit on
>>12690340That looks hot, but that's still wrong. IRL horses aren't as cute or complex as MLPonies.
>>12690308 Carnbeff is the ID >>12690321Only if everyone approves of it. I would not want to besmirch her innocence.
>>12690332SHES DRINKING WHILE TALKINGOH GOD SHE'S A VENTRILOQUIST
>>12690282Man, what a shameful boner
>>12690343>you will never politely greet and say hello to the residents of ponyville>you will never have platonic friendships with all the ponies
>>12690381Marty's tight bum.
>>12690343The long, slim, majestic, looking legs are one of my favorite things about the way ponies are drawn.
>>12690343I like that post Fyreflye posted about waiting till marriage.
>>12690380I know your pain.
>>12690267I'M GOING TO LEARN AI JUST TO MAKE THISAfter making RarityAnd keeping them for myself
>>12690332>How do you imagine her adult human self to be?Probably laid back but forward>What kind of guy would she want?not me ;-;
>>12690343Chubby, slutty maresstallions somewhere else or whatever
>>12690398>you will never have platonic friendships with all the poniesI have more interest in this than I have ever had any interest in fucking them
>>12690386No matter what you do, someone is going to hate you. It's inevitable.
>>12690387That's what I think, I feel like the whole smell and hygiene thing would offset the pleasure from it. I guess if you washed and shampooed them every time you fucked them it would be ok, but there's still a chance of them farting/shitting on you while you're balls deep.
>>12690380You know why I loved the shit out of Derpy? She's like one of those old school Looney Toons characters.Then the fanbase and other idiots had to interpret her as an insult to mentally ill people.Yes, I'm still upset.
>>12690411I like short, stubby ponies that I can pick up and carry around on my back!
>>12690449I mean, it's stupid having sex with real horses. They lack compassion and any other complex emotions.
>>12690453The voice reinforced that, I wish they gave her a normal but semi-goofy voice. She sounds like a downie in the show.
>>12690443I have been here for a while and I have yet to even have one hate anon.I wish I had a hate anon, I really do ;_;
>>12690442Mah nigga.I want to have casual conversations with my waifu and just enjoy some time with her.
>>12690340>>12690387>>12690449>>12690476For me, they have to be sentient and sapient. Unfortunately only humans are that, which is why I like cross-specie pics/stories.
>>12690426>not releasing them under the GNU license
>>12690426DARLING DARLING DARLINGDRESSES DRESSES DRESSES
>>12690469You mean fillies?
>>12690476If I did do it, it'd be for hedonistic regions, I just think that it would feel really nice and remarkably like a human pussy, having the freedom to walk out to the burn and plunge inside a soaking wet cunt that milks you dry sounds appealing.
>>12690476so does your hand
Would you stuff Twilight full of chocolate?
>>12690481Do you at least have people who like you?
>>12690453>inevitableshe's always been a lovable silly pony to me, and most fanworks depict her as such.
>>12690522He said AI not mirror clones
>>12690481Post your stuff and I'll hate it if you like.
>>12690494No Derpy sweetie, I love you. I'm not that, I promise.
>>12690488I'd love to just have long conversations about the intricacies of pony life or just talk about how their day was.
>>12690534No...I am very neutral, no one likes me nor hates me.
>>12690526No! Big adult ponies that think they're too old for that kind of stuff.
>>12690528I'm trying to think of a way to argue against that, but I can't.
>>12690547Y..you do that for me?
>>12690491Depends on what you mean by sapience, horses have been shown to be very intelligent animals, they can recognize individual people and even tell men apart from women. Horses are STRONG animals, and I figure if they're not enjoying what you're doing, they'll kick you into a coma. Getting kicked by a horse is no joke, if you get hit in the head you have a fair chance of dying. If you get double kicked in the chest it could cause internal injuries.
>>12690561>that feelDo you post with a name at least? I think the only reason no one cares about me is that I only ever post my drawings as anon.
>>12690563Oooooh. That's cute.
>>12690561You have to have some sort of personality to establish a pattern for people to like/dislike. Usually people don't like it when you overdo it in the general. It kind of happens in places where people hang out, like the groups in skype, steam, etc.
>>12690563>>12690600Fuck off pothead
I'm gonna go work out, let's go Rainbow
>>12690533Literally or metaphorically?
>>12690504NEVERTHEY WILL RUN THE MOST PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE EVER ON THE MOST PROPRIETARY LICENSE EVERYOU'LL NEVER GET THEM EVEN AFTER I'M DEAD
>>12690591Hey anon...I was only kidding loser, my name is flash and everyone fucking loves me. Who couldn't love me bro. Even your waifu wants to bang me raw and my art...well lets just say my art reaches the heavens.Go fuck yourself!
>>12690643Blame her sister for what?
>>12690654I know you do drugs, Twily.
>>12690654TWILIGHTYOUR HORNDISCORD PUT IT BETWEEN RARITY'S LEGS
>>12690577I can't like it unless they have self-awareness. You can argue by moving where the line is, but for me it's something that allows civilization, complex social structure, and language to happen.
Would you enjoy a nice big stogy with your favorite pony?
>>12690664She also listens to heavy metal and stays up past her bed time
>>12690664I want to do dank purples with purple
>>12690649I hope Steve Ballmer fucks you in your ass
>>12690655>well lets just say my art reaches the heavens.Because it blows so hard it generates lift?
have you ever just gotten so horny and yet you're completely indecisive on what you want to beat it to
>>12690685>>12690677What will Celestia do when I start blaming her for things?
>>12690683The way her hair just snaps annoys my animation senses.
>keep looking up Marine Corps information>pages keep referencing the Commandant of the Marine Corps>e.g. "This MOS will be assigned and voided only by the authority of the CMC">CMC
>>12690693Did you just insult the flash?FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.Winner gets to fuck the others waifu.
>>12690704...no?I swear, this thread has a disease where all they can talk about is sex
>>12690699I like hips. I also like panties.
>>12690689...YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M KEEPING SWEETIE AND RARITYTWILIGHT TOO.AND LUNA AND CELESTIA. BUT THE REST? THE REST ARE GOING TO MICROSOFT. JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.ENJOY YOUR XBONE EXCLUSIVE ANON
>>12690704Nah I usually just pull up my top two fetishes on e621 and start playing out erotic fantasies in my head.
>>12690683>and stays up past her bed timeNOOOOOOOOO
>>12690716>anthroNOI DONT WANT THAT
Does love exist? Or is it only a myth?Is my favorite pony capable of loving only me?
>>12690621not him, but i always found this the most difficult. you don't just get invited to any groups without having established a personality here, which scares me, because i'm afraid people will expect me to contribute more. therefore, no frens. it's terrible to not be able to inspire any passion.
>>12690704>tfw so horny that everything turns you on>even fetishes you don't like
>>12690728CUTIEMARK CRUSADER SOLDIERS YAY
>>12690675No, smoking is bad>>12690683I'll simply ban her from listening to such music.and beat the shit out of whoever is giving her drugs>>12690684No you don't, you want to sing songs about adventuring with purple
>>12690742I wouldn't say that's anthro yet
>>12690664its ok if rich people do drugs though. its only a problem when its poor people.
>>12690743love is a phony social construct, don't believe its lies
>>12690699>''Hey Anon, why do you keep lookin' at mah butt?''
>>12690752>I am the law
>>12690761It's not okay if either does it.
>>12690769I want to grab it
>>12690725Are you speaking against Equestria? Sounds like someone needs an attitude adjustment. One year in the dungeon.
>>12690704i default to sb's hyper dicks
>>12690764Don't break his dreams anon, that's not nice.
>>12690776I am the law
>>12690751Except Marines will supposedly throw a shit fit if they are called soldiers instead of Marines with a capital M.
>>12690769ARGHHHHH LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
>>12690777>''What would ya do that for?''
>>12690730Yeah, sorry about that.>>12690734Would try.>>12690749but anon what if you found out that you liked them, like stuffing>>12690781i didn't vote for you
>>12690781The sex dungeon or the normal one?
>>12690769I uh, I thought I saw dirt on it is all. Honest.
whelp let's see how this goeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgLiA2Jch5Y
>>12690804Because I want your booty AJI-I mean because it's nice
>>12690812''Would you mind cleanin' it up for me?''
>>12690804Because it's really really really pretty.
>>12690748I don't think the groups require someone to invite, you should just be able to jump in. Maybe hang back a awhile to see how things are and test the waters. When you get involved with people like that, they do sort of expect a give and take because that's needed for any type of relationship.
did I miss ponoe/human babbies
>>12690743Love is dead. It never existed. Die.
>>12690793>>12690775If twilight doesn't stop doing drugs, I'll burn the library.
>>12690812Are you saying applejack shat herself, way to make yourself look stupid.Apple pony now hats you.
>>12690840AVGN is perfect at pronouncing that word
>>12690776the only reason drugs are banned is because it keeps poor people from becoming decent contributing members of society. if you are already rich and successful there is no problem then.
>>12690813>that titleOh god it had to happen eventually...
>>12690864>she hides her pot in the books>everyone near the library gets high
>>12690864I am the law
>>12690864How else does she become a full blown alicornShe needs her meds
>>12690704i need to have 50 tabs to cycle through while i fap
>>12690850The steam group doesn't require an invite, but most of the people there don't want anything to do with the general anymore. All the Skype groups require an invite.
>>12690797Air Force = AirmenMarines = MarinesArmy = SoldierNavy = Sailor because people won't stop making fun of the word SeamanCoast Guard = ?
>>12690876Drugs are bad no matter how many ways you cut it, hippy.
>>12690646>You will never fuck Twilight's chubby belly button.
>>12690910 I am the law
>>12690781H-hey, I didn't start blaming you for anything yet..If she'd personally hand down the verdict I'd just jump and cling to her leg and never let go.
>>12690846isis it permanent
>>12690905Coast Guard = Lifeguard
>>12690864>>12690888>>12690890_____________I am the law______________
>>12690850technically skype groups do, but i never want to ask, i just thought someone would notice. but of course, you can't get there on your work alone, you need some other thing to catch people's eye.depression seems to quite common thing for artists to bond, and i don't have any of that
>>12690728>joining the marines
>>12690910What about medicinal drugs?
>>12690846Are you feeling alright Ponka
>>12690813>descended molestiaYeah okay fuck that
>>12690894>not carefully and sublimlly inserting them into other shows>not inviting your friends over to watch some breaking bad>not making them slowly into horsefuckers
>>12690931http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCo0H1ykhxwSorry, forgot the link
>>12690932>need some other thing to catch people's eye.this is bullshit, you dont need anythingjust ask you wuss
whoahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eczly6T_Jt4giggle at the ghosties as sung by aj
>>12690938tylenol and pot are two different things.
>>12690842>tfw I like to call distinct body parts and mannerisms pretty, adorable, cute, etc>think that sexy is too narrow and implies that it objectifies it and the person too much>tfw I feel weird for doing it so I try not to
>>12690646>That sunbuttOh dear
>>12690951>just ask you wussthat's the problem. as a terribly proud person, i couldn't swallow the fact that id need to beg while others got in because they're actually wanted.
>>12690905FaggotsFaggotsFaggotsI'm not even gonna tryFaggots
>>12690813I'd rather see the original. Yet, it's entertaining.
>>12690856If I had to choose between satyr general and batpony general, I'd probably pick satyr. They seem like pretty chill guys.
>that clapping breakdown part in WWU
>>12690896>>12690932I think the only reason skype has invites is because people would either go in to shit things up or "spy" on them instead of being involved. Would be annoying for fans to pop in and not treat the "creator" as a person who just happens to have a skill. I'm sure if you ask they can let you in.
>>12690954What about cigarettes and alcohol?
>>12691021epin, simbly epin
>you will never be in a lesbian relationship with your favorite pone
>>12690940Does it actually mention molestia cause Neil won't take too kindly to that
>>12691062I can't say I can relate to this feel
>>12690894>dozens of tabs open>finish>suddenly disgusted with yourself>have to close them one by one>think "how the hell did I want this?"
>>12690932>depression seems to quite common thing for artists to bond, and i don't have any of thatNo idea where that misconception comes from, my life is already shitty enough, I don't need to gather other people around me who will tell me how awful their day was, too.
>>12691001That's just afantasy you have in your head. Everyone asks, no one ever begs to be in a chat.You're not proud, stop being such a wuss
>>12691084>Find something too interesting to not fap to>Fap out of obligation
>>12691084>>have to close them one by one>not closing the window or tab group
>>12691084>have to close them one by oneWhy? just close the browser.
>>12691043Oh yeah I'm sure they would. Not sure who to ask though and asking a bunch in here would just piss people off.I don't even have a Skype though since I don't even post things here with a name, so whatever.
Why aren't you practicing your blowjob skills on a banana?
>>12690920Guards, leave this one to me. I'll punish him... personally.
I love wings.
Would you pony pony on the first date?Or would you wait?
>>12691030I like satyr general, but it's almost painfully slow. Wish they produced more art as well.
>>12691110Because I practice them on my Seadragon
>>12691069What about dubious drugs like benzoamphetamines, caffeine, and morphine?
>>12691110>>12691118>>12691119Is it time for squiggly tail
>>12691110Do people really do that? Strange. I'm not sure I could ever look at a banana the same way again if I did.
>>12691039>rainbow dash's awesome solo in "at the gala"
>>12691069People are going to do what they want, whether or not the law says they should. Might at well tax it and regulate it.
>>12691001That's bullshit, remember when Leth opened the skype chat a while ago? Everyone could get in, you just had to message him and he'd add you.Now if you're too anxious around people, even in a chat, that's another thing. But don't go around saying things like "I'm not wanted".
>>12691012Fucking UNFUNF EVERYWHERE
>>12691130Size? And and can you knot it?
>>12691110I prefer watermelons.
>>12691136BEST PONY IS A GO.
>>12691110i've been told i was good, so i don't need to
>>12691111This will either end in the best possible way or traumatize me for life.
>>12691043I dont think you can even search for groups in skype, you gotta know about them ahead of itme>>12691104if you dont have skype then why'd you even bring it up
I opened up the new thread link from the last horse in a new tab, saw "(404) /mlp/ - MLP General" in the tab name and panicked for a moment.Then it became "(405) /mlp/ - MLP General".
>>12691001>"Hey general, here's another thing I made. Is there someone in the skype group who can add me, because I want to talk about some artsy stuff.">"Oh yea sure here's the invite."
>>12691110Why wouldn't you practice on someone that would appreciate it?
>>12691150Why not kill them/incarcerate them?
>>12691158>>12691069I am the law
>>12691149Was so great we all thought she would get her own solo in S2.
>>12691131>benzoamphetaminesYou mean benzodiazepines? A benzo is a tranquilizer, amphetamines are stimulants. And caffeine is shite.And pot has legitimate medical uses, have a CO card for sciatic nerve pain and anxiety w/obsessive traits.
>>12691084>on dlsite>download hentai game>play entire game>fap to gameplay in last level>this was an hour-long ordealwhen i was done, i was like wtf
>>12691167I prefer pineapples, the spikey bit goes first.
>>12691187I have no one to appreciate it
>>12691119What is pony pony?
>>12691136ABOUT FUCKING TIME
>>12691164>>12691170>>12691172ACTIVATE THE PONY
>>12691188I am the law
>>12691195Her own song rather.
>>12691170cutest angle to view a pony
>rararafags start posting>blowjob discussion startsLadies and gentlemen, Rarityfags
>>12691179That's a good question. Probably attention.
>>12691149>SGAP's In History, Maybe
>>12691188Doesn't work, they tried that in China. The Swiss actually have the best drug treatment programs., with a very low rate of recidivism. We incarcerate instead of rehabilitate in the US because it's extremely profitable.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-00kU4a4scinb4 this turns /pol/
http://e621.net/post/show/361815/2013-after_sex-anthrofied-anus-butt-collaboration-Is there any tag I can search for this specific kind of restraint
>>12691185i'm in an artist skype group and i wish there was a way to leave without causing a scene, because i want out.i want out really BAD.
>>12691196Benzadrine. I meant benzadrine.And I agree.
>>12691119I'd wait as much as pony wanted. I'd only pony pony when pony is ready.
>>12691198>downloading from DLSITE>not waiting until the japblogs get a hold of it and downloading the full game for free>Supporting perverted communist with your jew money
WE TRAVEL THE ROAD OF GENERATIONS
>>12691001I had the same problem, I wasn't proud but I felt I was too new. So I just started talking to people outside of the general, I had fun making new friends and got to hang out with even more friends in the Skype groups.
Why can't the potheads go away?Please.
>>12691247then why dont you just leave
>>12691263YOURE MORE FUN THE TWO IN THE PINK
Does that shit still exist? I thought they stopped making it in the 70s. Dextroamphetamine is the only one I like because it's really smooth, all the rest make me anxious and jittery.
>>12691247This kind of things cause a scene? Really?
>>12691276I am the law
>>12691254I want wings. Why can't I have wings.Why is reality so cruel.
>>12691235>Not wanting to give your waifu a futa blowjob
>>12689822>Twilight doesn't have many items of clothing, and even fewer that she's worn recently>She gives you her crown>Gotta follow the book, right?
>>12691236>>12691179Maybe he just needs reason to get one.
>>12691277that never ends well. is there a way to make this group completely insible to me without me leaving?
I love twilight sparkle
>>12691286>>12691203Did someone say Pineapples?!
>>12691293futa is cancer
>>12691283I would hope the reason is because people are concerned.
>>12691296AJ will never put her hat on your head
You guys keep talking about penises
>>12691286WHORECaptcha: whormo 7637
>>12691308Click on group, then turn off notifications?
>>12691333I'm sorry. It's hard not to
>>12691247just say:"ladies and gentlemenit's been an honor and a privilegebut time has come for me to move oni hope you'll all have a good timeif you need to talk to me, i'll always be theregoodbye and good luck"alternatively the second last line can go if you don't want to talk to them anymorealso why quit. it's been my dream to be in an arts chat and no-one ever even hinted at me being involved in anything of the sort
>>12691298then he should instead of jsut attention whoring like fuckin asshole
>>12691283It would if you're Kraut
>reading a fanfic>Bla bla bla>everyone is happy>then it all comes crushing down>and pony tells pony that they need some time apart while almost cryingThis made me sad
>>12691308why do you even care?if you actually wanted to leave, you'd hae done so alrady. You WANT to create a scene
>>12691350Woah. Who put those little ponies there?
She does have the black vibe, even if it's subtle
>>12691283It doesn't, at least not in any of the groups I'm in. If someone leaves without saying a word people normally are just like "huh, what was that about?" for 10 seconds and then it never gets mentioned againbecause if you already want to leave, you probably didn't spend a lot of time talking to them anyways
>>12691349see>>12691352*he should just get skype
>>12691268i'm relatively old to be "new" and start approaching people out of the blue
>>12691349Why don't you ask to be in one, you big dummy.What are even the art chat available, now? I've kinda lost track of these things.
>>12691308I wish I had people who would be upset if I left...
>>12691368this guy is right, you're being passive aggresive.
why would you even do drugs, what would your parents think?
>>12691382Yeah, that's what has always happened.
>>12691333We could talk about vaginas.
>>12691403 I am the law
Use the pony...
>>12691382i don't want them to think i dislike them, because i don't.
>>12691403They both died from heroin overdose, so, eh.
>>12691367WHAT DID PONY DO TO PONY TO MAKE HER CRY?IT WAS THAT BITCH FLUTTERSHY WASN'T IT? SHE JUST LIKES TO MAKE PONY CRY.
>>12691410Don't be such a pussy.
>>12691062rediv plzcadence is married
>>12691379she has more of a purple vibe to me
>>12691339>there will never be a pony named Whormo
>>12691424It's that the 4ED OR WHTEVER PLUSH?
>>12691421then if anyone asks, just say it.No one really cares if you leave a chat or not
>>12691421this>>12691349just be polite
I'm not your friend anymore MLPG. I'm going to Ponychan! I'll have all the friendship and magic there.Then you'll see!
>>12691421Then tell them that you have to leave the group for a while because of exams and you cant resist the temptation or something like that.
>>12691349You gotta extend a hand out and be active instead of waiting.
>>12691350Google confirmed for bronies, I guess.
>>12691430But she's a slut who loves to make stallions squirm and moan out of desperation to cum
>>12691366And what if he learned his lesson and never did those things again? Or would people still love to hate?
>mfw ponies use "magic" as a catch all explanation>mfw humans use "nanotechnology" as a catch all explanationwe're not so different after all
>>12691425It was Rarity making Twilight sad. Rarity is getting very worried about what other ponies would say about her dating a MARE and it was destroying her. She almost had a breakdown refused to tell Twilight what's going on and then stuff
>>12691308i dont think there's ever been a time where someone left a chat and it didn't end well (in my experience anyway)regardless of who it was
>>12691478But we dont even have nanotechnology
>>12691379>>12691379It's a magenta/purple vibe. Don't know how you can call it black.
>>12691489Her cutie mark is a heart, it's canon that she's a kinky slut
>>12691350I really like this pony.
>>12691499nigga you best be joking
>>12691510>>12691510Im sorry. I'm color blind.
>all these people scared to socializeDudes, fuck that awkward phase up the ass. Blast through it so you don't have to deal with it. The worst part is the initial fear of rejection, but everybody is afraid of that so take some initiative and put yourself out there. If they do reject you, oh well you tried your best.
>>12691471if he did, he'd just put on his name and a brave face, take a request every now and then and not talk too much about how miserable he is and how he only has one oldfag artfriend then it would be ok.
>>12691350porn of google ponies when?
>>12691478>"mfw"C-celestia, is that you?
>>12691403Parents don't determine everything about your life.
>>12691465Well gotta go to /g/ and see what they are saying
>>12691527You should try Carbon Nanotubes as your catch all excuse.
>>12691549They should.They wouldn't want a pothead as a son or daughter.
>>12691532>scaredI just don't give a fuck, not interested.
>>12691544Rarity at a bar drinking and being sad
>>12691544Busty adult Sweetie Belle
>>12691561are you gonna continue fucking shitposting about this, really?
>>12691532It's a bug problem. Something you sometimes can't deal with 'willpower'.
>>12691544Twilight and Lyra talking about humans
>>12691549>I can't into genetics
>>12691496>Rarity caring about what others think of herNo surprise there. She a shit.
>>12691499no, we have the technology. Just lose an arm or something, they can rebuild you
Such firey wrath in thy butthole
>>12691478I really wish people didn't do that in sci-fi universes.AlsoMechanical/analog > Digital
>>12691544A tiny Rarity mid-conversation while drinking from a doll's cup, sitting down next to the page of the newspaper at breakfast.
>>12691561I thought the pothead thing was a clever pun on the guys posting medieval helms. Are you telling me that I have overestimated your wit?
>>12691520http://www.fimfiction.net/story/49277/restraintReally till Rarity admits to Twilight it's great. It takes a small dive but then it's still good.
>>12691575Yes, until the potheads on MLPG is gone
>>12691532>>12691549 >>12691561replying to yourself is very rude, I don't know what it is that would make someone hate pot so much that they'd manually copy/paste /r9k/ posts and /soc/ to try to make a heavy-handedpoint about Kraut, Tex, drugs, Sentenal, show staff, or contributors
>>12691594Old news. Kill yourself.
>>12691510nope, she be havin that black vibe, my nigga. haha
>>12691533Pretty much. Going to have to prove himself. Talking about problems is okay with close friends, but not a general as a blog. There will always be people who will insult, but can't let that drag him down.
>>12691496SO FLUTTERSHY WAS A BITCH AGAInNO SURPRISE THEREDAMN WORST HORSE
>>12691614Well, good luck beign a faggotyou probably will have more luck yelling at the sun to go down. Sure, it'll eventually go down, but not because you were yelling at it.
>>12691572What about busty young Sweetie Belle?
>>12691612>>12691520Oh also Trigger WarningFluttershy is lesbian with a random OC for a few paragraphs later in the story. It's a cuteish OC tough
>>12691637Loli should not be busty. Loli should be patton.
>>12691636>respondinglel trikd XD
>>12691637I fucking love it.Middleboob>Underboob>Sideboob>Traditional cleavage
>>12691639>tomorrow themeI think we all know who won this conversation.
>>12691651You're the reason Rarity is now drinking her sorrows away.
>>12691601Digital is technically still a work in progress.
>>12691636The difference between a pothead and a sun is that I can actually communicate with the pothead.
>>12691668Tomorrow is great during the night
>>12691639why would you pay for a VPN to shitpost on 4chan, I don't understand the motivation, doing this every day for 12+ hours for months on end
Celestia has the most seductive stare.
You want to choke on my friendship? I-Is that what you want?
>>12691637I wouldn't call that a problem
>>12691637oh godoh god my dick is exploding
>>12691650>>12691612>OC/canon pony shipping>OOC bullshit>fanfiction>good
>tfw refuse to watch the show
please fuck my anon~
>>12691592Yep.http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130807134237.htm"Micro-Machines for the Human Body: Researchers Adapt Microscopic Technology for Bionic Body Parts and Other Medical Devices"
>>12691691Bad for caps though.
>>12691696Nipple I'd assume.
>>12691696like Power girl i think
>>12689872loljailbait. Every time she draws he improves immensely. If she ever ever sold anything at Bronecon I would buy.Cons: He ded
>>12691698ponies with bedroom eyes are erotic
>>12691687The second difference is that the sun is probably more enlightened
>>12691712>Impactew gross no
>>12691713Bionic horse dicks.
>>12691625i think him acting all hermit-like even when he contributes actually makes people react worse to himit's basically shunning attention so much, that it draws attention
>>12691691Tommorow is the best theme always
>>12691711I don't understand. Do you mean you are boycotting S4?
>>12691696>Middleboob?Like an open vest or a towel hanging over the nipples.Or a plunging collar that goes past the bottom of the tits.
>>12691695>Being this angry because someone doesn't want to put up with the enforcing of a degenerate pothead lifestyle that you honestly believe I'm paying for a VPN just to post.
>>12691699Yes. All 8" of it
>>12691745Nigga fuck you nothing can top the B
>>12691744>when he contributes
>>12691742Bionic super humans who had their useless sex drives chemically and mechanically eliminatedThis is truly the most attractive future.
>>12691711why would you not watch the show
>>12691727>>12691746even when she's not tryingshe could probably make me cum just by looking at me.
>>12691744As long as people think there is something to make him upset, then they are going to use it. He needs to show that he isn't insulted by these things and overcome them to really stop it.
>>12691625Funny thing is that he misinterpreted that idea as not talking to anyone at all.
>>12691784But Anon!Transhumanism means you can have a pony to snuggle!
>>12691757Oh, so like cleavage but all the way down?
Ponie's eyes are so large, their brains must be pretty small
>>12691784But why anon? Don't you want to be more? Be better? Upgraded?
>>12691744It's avoidant behavior that allows him to attract attention while avoiding the situation. Self fulfilling prophecy, learned helplessness, cognitive dissonance, etc. All his fans enable him because he has an audience now.>>12691758It's really obvious and really sad, 100% serious. I hope you're able to overcome whatever mental block it is that keeps you shut in your room all day long posting here, that's no way to live.
>>12691788I wish that porn blog had never been revealed. maybe it could have been avoided.
>>12691792>>12691823Cool now I need to change my pants. Thanks, sunbitch
>>12691802Basically, yes.Best kind of anything is when you can see the rosy/dark edges of the areolae, but not the nipples.
>>12691788He just needs to stop paying attention to popularfags. He will be alright.
>>12691792>>12691823I can't help it. Your eyes are so sultry.
>>12691819What if their eyes are flat?
>>12691751no, i don't watch the episodes>>12691777i'm in an "everything is shirt" mood, so i'd just criticize it.
>>12691713>Tel AvivThey are just gonna put mindcontrol nanobots in my brain!
>>12691839I like it when women start to blush and the very tops of their boobs start to flush/redden.
>>12691800>>12691826I'm not even going to bother to argue about the moral,ethic and economic implications of this "society" for an hour because it's not pony related.But I will say this, I could cuddle a virtual pony without having a computer inside me.
>>12691835you fuckin wit me
>>12691788We've been over this. He has trust issues, since much of the original shitposting looks like it came from someone close.
>>12691859>i don't watch the episodesThen get out. Mlpg has no need for you.
All the depressed artfags should try aniracetam/piracetam and noopept, it works wonders for motivation and clear thinking. Nuvigil is a prescription nootropic that works well, but it's a very expensive prescription.
>>12691839But what if they have huge areolas and they peek out even in more modest attire?
>>12691859well, will you watch it when you feel better?
>>12691856they aren't, pinkie's spins her's all the way inside out and back again
>>12691879So you'd invest in advanced AI?Good thinking.
>>12691893Fuck off drugfag
>>12691879no you can'tthat's the whole point
>>12691827This. He constantly quits and then bounces right back, giving him a popularity boost each and every time. Why people still let him get away with it is beyond me.
>>12691908 I am the law
>>12691859>no, i don't watch the episodesYou should! Ponies will enrich your life!
>>12691894I...I need some pictures of this ASAP.
>>12691893If you actually have to take prescription medication to art, then art isn't your calling.
>>12691893>both don't seem to be available in my country
>>12691920I don't think you understand.It's very possible for engineers to develop a VR helm that can make you you feel without inserting computers into your body.
>>12691879But what if I WANT to upgrade? I'd like a stronger, more resilient body. I'd like high speed memory and computing ability in my brain.I'd even like to be linked to an artificial intelligence.
To those who care a bout KrautStopStop trying to help him or rationalize itYou are only making it worseInstead of trying to figure him out or making up ways to to help him, stop trying to "help" himThe best way to actually help is to stop trying and trust him sort himself outHe's not a fucking child (as far as I know). Give him a chance to deal with it himself
>>12691968No he's not
>>12691908Please get help, sedentary lifestyles contribute to early death, and your family is worried because you're so isolated. Think about this before you go to bed tonight, you're gonna die if you keep sitting down all day.http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/17/magazine/mag-17sitting-t.html?_r=0>>12691941It enhances your abilities, it's like a performance enhancing drug for your mind. Piracetam is in hundreds of clinical trials right now, but it's been established that it eases anxiety and boosts cognitive ability. It's also used to slow progression of Alzheimers and dementia.>>12691951Order it online.
>>12691957well pone will wait for you
>>12691887i honestly cannot think which of his friends it could have been. unless he was delusional and considered some people his friends that weren't actually fond of him. i just want to know which of his friends betrayed him and conspired against him.
>>12691968Insane for wanting to be more? No, my friend, it is you who is insane for wanting to stagnate.
>>12691968he's the future
>>12691975>You are only making it worseGood.
>>12691975>don't know Kraut>telling his friends(people who know him) to stop trying to help him>assuming the best way to help is to stop helpingwow anon thanks for opening everyone's eyesyou are a light in the darkness
>>12692002Who else but the circlejerkers.
>>12691968To be more than human is to be human
>>12692017sometimes "helping" is just enabling.
>>12692021Thank you, anon. Human+
>>12691894>>12691933what are we talking about now
>>12692014edgyasfuck>>12692017you're a fuynny guywhen you grow up, you'll understnad
>all this transhumanism talkI wish I had some people to play this with. Great setting.
>>12691952maybe that same engineer will develop a helm that makes you want computers in your bodyI don't think we can even avoid it, it's a constant parallel in medicine and technology and we will both be computing pi all day before you know it and it will be great
>>12689545As it turns out hot water systems left unattended for two weeks can have a dangerous buildup of hydrogen gasHow long until Pinkie ruins everything again?
>>12691952Yeah fuck that. I'm inserting all the computers in my body, making myself superior, and making pony real with other computers.\You want your mind to stay like a faggot in a simulation while your body rots? Fine by me.Meanwhile I'll enjoy life, real life with real ponyGOODBYE GOD SIR
>>12691975>>12691975He's seriously mentally ill and he will likely never stop because he's so locked into it and has an audience online. Unless somebody forces him into an intensive treatment program, he'll do this until he dies. There's always going to be someone similar who lives their lives out on the internet and gets their repressed anger and frustration out by saying everything is shit, I figured that shit out when I was still browsing usenet as a kid.
IM APPLEJACKAPPLES APPLES APPLES
>>12692037and sometimes anon is just talking out his ass>>12692042like here, as seen from the "kid" insult
>>12692059no, you don't understand what is best for him. that why you are like a child
>>12692021thisprogress is the most natural and human thing possible
>>12692052Is it better to be blissfully happy in a virtual reality, or miserable in a real one?
>>12692058HA HA AHHHHHHHHHHGive me that!
>>12692048I'd be fine with implanting machines and electronics in my body, just as long as it can't be used by any 'malicious entities' (government) to track and control me. Or others.
>>12692047>Death is a disease>cure it>Extinction is approaching>Fight itI love that
>>12692058I'M TWILIGHT SPARKLEBOOKS BOOKS BOOKS
>>12692018this worries me. i once told him in the thread as anon that i don't like him.he said it was a pity because he liked my art. i wonder who he thought i was.
>>12691839You've got great tastes, my friend.
>>12692078They're tracking you already. I'm sure they have a case file on me somewhere for uploading and sharing so much beast porn.
>>12692040Nice fat aureolas that bulge even loose shirts.Basically different types of cleavage.
>>12692097Too bad that design is so terrible.
>>12692040What you do best.
>All these transhumanist on mlpgI know when the time comes there will be a good number of anti-transhumanist.
>>12692093you really are showing off how grown-up you areit was a wonder how anybody stopped Kraut from offing himself before you started shitting advice
>>12692056>until he diesYou wish.
>tfw you havent watched a single episode of S3
>>12692097I like it when they spill
>>12692083We're already defeating disease.http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130807125813.htm"Gold 'Nanoprobes' Hold the Key to Treating Killer Diseases""Researchers at the University of Southampton, in collaboration with colleagues at the University of Cambridge, have developed a technique to help treat fatal diseases more effectively. Dr Sumeet Mahajan and his group at the Institute for Life Sciences at Southampton are using gold nanoprobes to identify different types of cells, so that they can use the right ones in stem cell therapies."
>>12692097That's not modest, but still.
>loop a doop doop>leaving the tab open in the middle of the thread>!(407)>fuck who replied to me>scroll scroll scroll scroll
>>12692105I know they are. But they don't know where I am or what I'm doing at all times, nor can they control me directly.
>>12692112Well then we'll just use our advanced mouths to laugh at you
>>12692112Fuck them, I'm not gonna get stopped by some purist faggot from getting a horsecock.
>>12692112Of course there will be.People fear change, and change is coming the fastest it's ever come before.
>>12691975>>12692056I feel that kraut is just laughing his ass off from all of thisI would too. He's the new(or old I guess) TAW/Tiara/Tex, where his name can derail a thread in an instant.
>>12692111I can't remember ever drawing big areolas on anything sorry you must have the wrong guyI draw normal vanilla stuff
>>12692153do you feel like you've made up for being retarded yet?
>>12692112I'd love to be able to connect myself a computer
>>12692112It's happening already. Go look up "rfid implant", there's a clip of a guy injecting a chip under his skin that lets him open his gun safe by just putting his hand near it. There's a lot of Alex Jones nutters and Christians against it(they say it's the number of the beast).
>>12692083You can get the game here: http://robboyle.wordpress.com/eclipse-phase-pdfs/
>>12692143I can't believe I didn't save that image of the robot horsecock
>>12692112I'm sure there were also people who wanted to kept riding horses when cars were first developed.
>>12692143By the time we're advanced enough to upgrade our very bodies, something like a larger dick will be utterly pointless and stupid to waste time or resources on. I'm switching my sex drive OFF.
>>12692166So how much does Tiarawhy make a month again? His animations is really good, if I was as good as him I'd make all the cash I could.
>>12692167Too bad.It'd be nice to have someone who liked big wide hips and puffy nipples.
>>12692190Have fun never enjoying the joys of autofellatio while I suck on my glorious mechanical horsedick, then.
>>12692190They could just implant something in your brain that would give you an orgasm 2/7.
>>12692173The mark of the beast, yes. And that it is, placed in the right hand or the forehead.
anyone else having cloudflare problems with images?
>>12692192hide bait, turn on recursive filtering
>>12692190>something that someone wants but doesn't need will be utterly pointless and stupid to waste time or resources ondo you even capitalism
>>12692167Are you fucking with me?
>>12692213There was a woman who would orgasm at the slightest touch, even fabric touching her.She committed suicide because it was hell.
>>12692192>His animations is really good, if I was as good as himHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>12692112>tfw half the guys at work are with you and want to do cool shit like augmentation or being a pioneer to Mars>tfw the other half straight up say they'll beat the shit out of you if you get any sort of augmentation
>>12692213>only 2 hours a daytwibrator.gif
>>12692167GG pls I need Dewbon boobage.
>>12692206is that a yes?it's okay, I know you regret preaching in the first place and are just posting memes in an effort to defend yourself as anon
>>12692122Fuck, Cadance was insanely sexy when she was hypno'd, that evil voice, that fucking look of pure disdain on her face, UNF
>>12692217>cloudflare>thinking of futa rainbowunf
>>12692221Efficiency will be the name of the game in the future when one can upgrade themselves to superhuman levels.
>>12692173>opening your gun safe is selling your soul to SatanI hate people sometimes
>>12692186>Comparing cars to augmentsstop
>>12692190You can already do that without advanced technology and turn your sex drive off for the most
>>12692235If his animation isn't good, why aren't you making money right now? Haters always gon' hate, you better shrek yourself before you reck yourself
>>12692239>Augmentfags want to do cool shit and have fun>Antiaugmentfags will beat you up for wanting to have a cool lifeYep. Just like reality.
>>12692244Okay, seriouslyYou are literally retarded to keep respondingpeople like you are all the same
>>12692259no it won't
>>12692266I'm not even pro guns and I agree with you
>>12692274It's chemical, right? And dangerous.
>>12692199all right fine let me see what I can dohow big are we talking>>12692242>GG pls I need Dewbon boobage.but I already did that one
>>12692190When transhumanism happens, people are going to go full hedonistic and plug themselves into a virtual utopia and live as slaves to their pleasures. Good riddance to those people.
>>12692235There's still a LOT of room for improvement
>>12692286i wish people stopped acting like replying takes any amount of effort whatsoeverpeople like you are all the same
>>12692311Neat, self solving problem.
>>12692310As huge as you judge still hot.
>>12692296>>12692266I'd be worried about the chip irritating the skin, getting infected, and making your whole hand rot off with gangrene
>>12692310GG did you ever finish that shining armor wrestling thing? I'll go back and look for it but just curious if you left it off there and went to sleep.
>>12692270Both are technologic advancements that enable people to do superhuman featsWhat exactly is the difference?
>>12692310Not him, but like that one anthro AJ sequence you didDinnerplates
>>12692276You don't have to be good for this fandom.
>>12692309It's chemical castration, I forget the name of the drug they use, but it is reversible.
>>12692293yes it willwhile you are dying of disease, holding onto that bible, praying to the invisibale man in the skythe rest of us will be alive and happy and when you're dead, the world will be a better place
Does anyone feel like writing a greentext where anon is from the year 2182 and he is upgraded in every which way including a bionic horse cock. The he gets sent to the magical land of Equestria and fucks a mare of our choosing with his bionic horse cock.
>>12692328Sometimes I forget people browse MLPG in third-world countries
>>12692330Nah I was really tired and it didn't go anywherejust imagine that Rarity and Shining Armor had sexy wrestling time
>>12692309Chemical, yes, don't know how dangerous
>>12692310As big as they need to be.
>>12692343By that logic, you could spend an hour on some drawings and be rolling in dough, so why aren't you?
>>12692310overlarge; not obese, but at least somewhat proportional
>>12692276filters are your friends, everyone
>>12692339>Not him, but like that one anthro AJ sequence you did...wait, which? I think I've done more than one.
>>12692332>carGets you to places quicker>AugmentsInvincibilityIncreased intelligenceincreased strength
>>12692202I love DaS comics.
>>12692374At a guess, probably the one where Twilight used the spell?Unless it was the naked working one.
Why would anyone be against transhumanism?
>>12692375>Increased intelligenceComputers>Increased strengthMachinesI'm sure people were against those too
what does it feel like to have your dick inside a vaginais it like mind blowing or world changing
>>12692351>dying of disease>holding onto that bible>praying to the invisible man in the skyI don't know how the fuck you got all of that from "no it won't"
>>12692352By that time it may as well be a biologically sculpted and grafted horsecock.
>>12692374The one with her bushpoof
>>12692377I knowthat's the one I posted last time we talked about how much we like DaS comics
>>12692279I'm certain that was sarcasm, butIt's true that people on the cusp of something new and fun tend to be pretty cool bros while the Luddites are NO FUN ALLOWED faggots.
>>12692364>By that logicLol no that wasn't the logic I was using. My drawings aren't good but they're still better than Tiara's. Animation is something I've never wanted to do though. The main thing preventing me from making brony bucks is I don't have a credit card or bank account
>>12692310Aerolas bigger than a handful.
>>12692393Your intelligence doesn't increase when you use a computerOperating machinery doesn't increase your body strength
>>12692359Can do! I can just picture the expression on Rarity's face as he bursts in the boutique and her dawning comprehension amidst their tangled forms. Then she gets ideas of her own.
>>12692396It was mindblowing in the sense that learning everything you learned about sex being crazy good and a rite of passage was wrong is mindblowing
>>12692122Was that fucking meme face really necessary?
>>12692310Well, I'm going to need more Dewbon. Please show her personality more.
Any new fapfics/greentext caps?
That took way too long. Stupid gif export settings.
>pony finally confronts her inner demons>She is slowly wining>pony and pony are together again and they are happyI'm also happyAlso a half sleeping Twilight telling Celestia , without realizing, that she almost walked on her and Rarity fucking was great
>>12692414Got any more?
>>12692396It's fun. Just ends up being one more thing to do, though.
>>12692440I more so imagine Shining busting in the room in a luchadore mask as Rarity stands there shocked. Then he lifts her over her head and piledrives her into the bed while screaming "So you made fun of my sister HUH?!" All in spanish probably
>>12692453Holy shit. That one in the upper right is Glitter Glue. I'm not even kidding.
>>12692434Computers enable humans to do complex calculationsMachines enable humans to lift extremely heavy stuff
>>12692388Fear of change. It's shown itself in history again and again.
>>12692458What the fuck is this?
>>12692472Well, I hadn't thought of the luchadore mask, but that was more or less how I thought it'd be starting, yes.
Anon please take a shower.
>>12692440>Twilight goes to see what they are doing>Finds Rarity in a dom costumes with a tied up shining armor screaming for help but is muffled by the ballgag>Rarity just says it's her wrestling costume\>Twilight smiles, says OK and leaves
>>12692481Humans themselves don't actually do the calculationHumans themselves don't actually lift heavy stuff
>>12692434>Your intelligence doesn't increase when you use a computerWell yes and no. Exposure to many disparate information sources and reconciling them alone builds several intelligences.
>>12692442I thought getting sex would stop my want for it. It didn't. Nobody will be sexually satiated forever.>>12692469Exactly, it's a chore.
>>12692486>fanfictioncute nonsexual fanfiction
>>12692498fuck you I like the stinkif you don't like it I'll just find some pony that does
>>12692498i did that this morning
MLPG - Transhumanism and horsefucking
>>12692396eh, it's probably pretty lameI'd rather swing swords