white horses and off white horses editionold horse >>12680876
>>12683965White horse sucks
>>12683965>gray horsesdisgusting
Whitese horse incoming
>>12683965Get a load of that off-white horse.I bet her coat in that picture is exactly #eef3f4
>>12683947I SAID THEY ARE FAGGOTSBut you're right. Only faggots like them
>>12683988What if Dead Space were a good game?
>>12683987But, Anon, that horse is blue
>>12683965Superior, actually white horse.
>>12683999Luna is the best princess pony though.
>>12684002Anon look closely. There are multiple horses in that picture. My guess is that there is at least two.
>>12684017I really liked that getup, especially the cloak
>>12684014why are asians so funny looking
>>12684014That's GG in the back by the way.
>>12684014Typical Rarity fanchild.
>>12684014Is that from TI3?
>>12684009Used to think that. Then I choose Celestia.Now I really can't choose because both are great
>>12684029Yeah
>>12683999>Not liking all main ponies and all princessesFaggot
>>12684032Shit, I must have just missed that partI turned on the stream just in time to hear her say something about bronies as she passed it back to the hostsprobably for the best, that would have been painful to watch
>>12684031I'm looking forward to seeing some of their past in S4.
goodnight ded
>>12684038He actually just talked about how he was only there to watch Na'Vi play and how incredible Puppey played and how "his friend" thinks Puppey is cute, thank fuck he didn't talk about ponies
>>12684017
>>12684047I just woke up here, but goodnight Anon.
White horses?
1: Let Applebloom die, save Applejack2: Save Applebloom, let Applejack die3: Save both4: Let both die
>>12684059No that's a pink pony
>>12684060Let AJ dieShe's too boring
>>12684060Is this a trick question?
>>12684064are you sure?
>>12684066
>>12684077Princess, are you trying to seduce me?
>>12684077Yes she is quite pinkThis is a white pony
>>12683965I prefer this white horse.
>>12684087sweetie belle doesn't know anything about being white
>>12684060What's the point if you let us save both?
>>12684080seduce you? why would you say something like that?
>>12684092I have no idea
>>12684091That's for if you hate character development.
>>12684089she's white enough for me
>>12684092Once, BCS could art.
>>12684099So you mean like having Applejack say she doesn't want to be an alicorn?
>>12684099That's stupid. I save both because fuck you.
>>12684097nothing sexual about her
Odds PracitceEvens Be a faggot and read fanfiction
>>12684114'Course notShe's a regal, reserved princess
>>12684113I'd let him cut my wood
>>12684114Are you sure about that?
>>12684125Freud I get it you're attracted to Celestia
I'm PLAYING SPIN THE BOTTLE WITH THE PONIES
>>12684145>keeping ponies inside bottles and spinning them to make them dizzyWhy are you so cruel?
>tfw GG leafs us forever
>>12684099It'd character development for Anon, because normally he wouldn't even think about saving another life.
>>12684155why do you keep trying to make this happen
>>12684119maybe every now and then she wants to let her mane down. nothing wrong with that.
>>12684174maybe have some sex
who's better at the vidya, the beanie colt or the scootablue in the back?
>>12684189that one
>>12684189Definitely the BluetalooThunder apple is for casuals
>>12684189why are they playing video games outdoorshow are they powered
>>12684182just a bit. of course, 'some' to her might mean 'a lot' to someone else.
>>12684202>implying Sugar Cube Crush isn't Casual CentralAt least Thunder Apple needs a bit of skill
>>12684114Why is she farting a rainbow?
>>12684182Luna, stop impersonating your sister and spreading lies.
>>12684237>lunaAnon are you blind?That's clearly Celestia
>>12684237does this look like the face of a liar?
>>12684229UNF
>>12684212Ponies prefer being outdoorsand they're probably steam powered
>>12684220>a quickie for her is 2 days non-stop sex
>>12684245IT'S A GODDAMN PUPPET.YOU CAN SEE LUNA HOLDING THE PUPPET
>>12684249>that earwhat the fuck seriously
>>12684220Sounds like her sister, who's never quite satisfied, is she? Someone should teach her some patience.
>>12684249Yes.Now kiss me, you filthy, lying whore.
>>12684259Yeah right. All I see is Luna ad Celestia.Tell me Mr smartguy if that is a puppet where is Celestia? Or is our new janitor Mr Hooferson Celestia?Isn't that right Mr Hooferson?
>>12684249>>12684261Man, I'd love to play with their hair. Style it into different things. I wonder what Celestia would look like with a long braid.
>>12684253
>>12684273That would be funny. Celestia wearing the most obvious disguise ever and only one pony realizing it. And no one believes her
>>12684296In my headcanon, Celestia's been doing exactly that for the past 1000 years when she doesn't have to make public appearances.
>>12684278Man I sure do like butts.
>>12684302
>>12684307>Is anypony here who can lend me a hoof?
>>12684307>anypony>lend me a hoof>fckingplease leave.
>>12684296>Celestia takes a break in Ponyville>Dash is the only one that realizes>"Dash my job is making dresses and clothes. I'd know a disguise when I see one>"Rainbow I've been Celestia's student since I was a little filly. That is most certainly not Celestia. Even you know that she doesn't have a mustache"And so on till Dash breaks and makes up a huge trap to get CelestiaThe twist is that she isn't Celestia.
>>12684307>Anypony>HoofNo.
>>12684324>It's Applejack's mom
>>12684307Go to ponychanno seriously, their /art/ board has a great reference sticky
>>12684332NahIt's just a tall pony that just happens to look like Celestia with a mustache >>12684273Then we cut to sugar Cube corner where Celestia, wearing that disguise, is eating some cake with Pinkie jumping around her telling her that she must throw a party to celebrate a new comer in town
>>12684276I was so sure that I had a picture where Celestia has a braid, but I just cant find it. Have short haired Celestia instead
>>12684320wait is that APPLEJACK GLASSESorGLASSES APPLEJACK?
>Celestia checks for a gas leak while holding a candle>entire castle goes up in smoke>becomes Twilight's roommate while her guards investigate this TERRORIST PLOT.
>>12684332>>12684358>It's Applejack's dad
I remember when Ponychan was still considered the biggest threat to our way of being. I remember when we actually had something concrete and clearly defined to rail against.Those were the good days, even if we didn't know it yet.
>>12684361>Celestia with short harOH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD MY HEART
>>12684361what if celestia let you keep her shorn hair
>>12684361short haired girls are my fetish
>>12684001>A lot of them are still here but posting as AnonIf you want to believe that anonymous. If you want to believe that...
>>12684368sup taw
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
>>12684352pony is not for sadhowever, i am
http://ehwiki.org/wiki/Main_PageHuh, how long has that Twily been there
>>12684375I would probably do some really creepy stuff with it and hope that no one ever finds out.
>>12684375I'd make a wig out of it and become humanized trap Celestia
>>12684352>even when I'm doing nothing, just being sad i ruin the lives of other peopleHey Pinkie I'll give you a quick smile if you tell me where can I get some strong sturdy rope
>>12684380I'm friends with a bunch of them so I don't just have to believe
>>12683965
>>12684413What a cute little ponyYou should draw more of her being cute. Or her being cute around anon. Better yet Anon making her blush
Why do you have a waifu?
>>12684426Because I can feel love.
>>12684413I really like how you draw pony faces, lemon.
>>12684426I don't know. I just know I do. I just know that I love her and would do so many things just to make her happy and see her smile...
>>12684426because no one loves me
>>12684426I don't know, it just happened.
>>12684420If I have time.>>12684440thanks
>>12684426I didn't have a choice I just fell in love, and she has done nothing but improve my quality of life.
>>12684426I don't think I do.
>>12684444>those tags
>>12684458>not your'reFucking Twilight, your dumb.
>>12684368Why would you even need something to rail against? What about not railing at all?
>>12684426I don't
>>12684459You got something against them, punk?
>>12684465Because everyone needs something to hate, even if they don't do it loudly or publicly.
I wish Fenoxo wasn't such a crook, because hot damn this UI is gorgeous
>>12684458Didn't she have black ones?
>>12684472Yeah, I hate them and I hate YOU.
>>12684473We have contributors
>>12684473>Because everyone needs something to hate,What! Really? "Need"?
>>12684479Well too badI don't care
>>12684473But I don't hate anything
>>12684487D-Don't say that...
>>12684489>tfw when Anon doesn't even hate youWhy am I so whortless?
>>12684498Because you're gay.
>>12684475link
I want Rarity and Twilight fuck while roleplaying as Prince Platinum and Clover the clever
>>12684536it's not up yet, he's just testing shit
>>12684545damn
>>12684544But Twilight is the princess now. And Rarity doesn't really fit Clover.
>>12684544>PrinceI swear to god sometimes Twilight goes too far with her spells.Lucky Rarity
>>12684475>there will never be a pony corruption of champions where everyone can just throw in their most depraved fetishes
>discussion about braiding Celestia's hairyesyes pleaseor even an up-do or somethingdrawfag pls
>>12684567>you'll never have magic sex with Twilight or Rarity>neither of them won't have fun making you pass out from pleasure without even touching you just by fucking your mind>neither of them won;t do that while you're talking to celestia
>>12684588Dreadlocks
>>12684583EA can code, right?
>>12684588
>>12684583>Everything involves farts and weight gain
>>12684583There could be. We've collectively written more content than there is in CoC anyway. /vg/ is making their own text game, it's just a matter of getting the writing done.
>>12684599Corn rows
>>12684583There almost is, in that writing.com thingAs far as I know no one from here has written anything for it thoughAnd its full of farts and scat, which are gross
>>12684624It wasn't that bad at the beginning. Had a lot of other stuff. Then I stopped giving a fuc and then when I returned damn...
>>12684616How is /vg/'s coming, anyway?Last I looked it had the same shitty framework all the CoC clones end up with and no content, and the thread was spending more time arguing about what shoud/shouldn't be in it and patting themselves on the back for not being Fen than actually working on it
>They might as well make a new series that uses their humanoid selves, but in a fantasy setting, and Spike is a half dragon.
>>12684599no>>12684609yes>>12684617um... not sure how to feel about this
>>12684624http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1788720-My-Little-Fetish-Friendship-is-Kinky/map/133331
http://derpiboo.ru/393644http://derpiboo.ru/394077Too much applehips.
>>12684638>Last I looked it had the same shitty framework all the CoC clones end up with and no content, and the thread was spending more time arguing about what shoud/shouldn't be in it and patting themselves on the back for not being Fen than actually working on itPretty much. I didn't say it was good, just that it was possible. I think if MLPG did something we would at least get shit done.
>>12684599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iowc_QktA8
>>12684653I like some fat hips, but this is too much
>reading shipping fanfic>Twilight and Rarity rehearsing their roles>they clearly are just improvisng right now>and they get closer>and closer>Then they cuddle under the night skyunf
>>12684656People certainly have a lot of experience writing 'collaboratively' here, and we definitely wouldn't lack for variety.The actual framework doesn't seem all that difficult to make. I have a tiny bit of experience programming, but probably not enough knowledge and no where near enough wherewithal to actually stick with working on something like this, but there are some people here who could probably do it, assuming they were willing to put in the time
>>12684668>You will never have a nest of spiderbros in your hair
>>12684653Things like this make me glad my dick has no concept of "enough"
>>12684653AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApplehips
>>12684684Why not use writing.com then?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WzV6mXIOVl4oh fuck
>>12684676Link?
>>12684699>you will never have an AI with Pinkie's personality
posting pink pony in a white pony thread
Stop the shakin'! It's time to get baked!
>post a picture on tumblr>it gets a lot of notes>"(Artist you really admire) has liked/reblogged your post"
>>12684742
>>12684697Its an option, but it kind of sucksAs far as I know, all you can do with it is branching paths, no conditionals or backtracking or anything more complicated than moving forward one choiceIt would still be great to have an MLPG'sFetishes thing, but it would be a writing.com story rather than a CoC clone
>>12684756Who was it?
>>12684767One of them was Rikose
>>12684756One day maybe I shall share your happiness. But that day is far far away.
>>12684753anon plsI told myself I wasn't going to smoke so muchnow you're making me think about how pointless this whole 'not being high all the time' exercise is
>>12684732FUCK YOU I'M GONNA GO TO LEARN CS AND AI AND THEN YOU'LL SEEYOU'LL SEEThat you're rightI'm gonna make a Rarity AI
>>12684605Oh man I'd put spend all my spare time making a textgame if EA was doing the writingEA AND DARFI WANT TO SET A RECORD FOR DEPRAVITY
>>12684756If I were an artist I might know how that feels, but I can't even draw circles or semi-straight lines, so it'll be a cold day in Hell when that happens.
>>12684794FUCK YOU
>>12684798EA only works in collaboration, but I doubt it would be that hard to get him on board if you had other interested parties
>>12684361the things i will do to that picture
bury me with my hard drives
I like Aruurara's humanizations more than Megasweet's
MLPG I'M LEAVING FOR 3 MINS
>>12684864I'm not a fan of MS but from a quick look through http://aruurara.tumblr.com/ I feel confident saying your tastes are fucking awful
>tfw pony will never look at you like that
>>12684858Lower my casket to the sound of a dramatic reading of fetish greentext
>>12684815
>>12684882pony already hasyou didn't notice
>>12684888shakespeare pls
>>12684882
>>12684775Now you've gotta post the picture.
>>12684868>anon still isn't back>tfw anon is dead and hates us
I think a FiM video game would feel like a combination of Persona, Mass Effect, and Kirby's Epic Yarn.
>>12684868See you tomorr-uh
>Cleaning laptop screen>Either pressed too hard or the rag was too wet>Massive bright spot in the corner>Replacement screen costs as much as another laptop second handI can't pony like thisAll the new posts are illegible
>>12684794>30 years form now >You open your super Tablet Wristwatch to check the news>random bullshit about the United States of Feminism and the Arab European Emirates as usual>one title catches his eyes tough>"Dr Anon successfully created the first true AI and has announced that he will initiate a beta test">"To get accepted people have to find the password of his site">You open his website>A familiar color scheme greats you>"Complete the following sentence to get accepted">"HA HA HA ____
>>12684922He'll be remembered how he lived, as a massive faggot who chokes on dicks.
>>12684933Anon, use your head next time.
>>12684916>"Hey!">"Aren't you thirsty?">"Come on, don't you wanna have a cold, refreshing drink right now?">she bumps her butt against the glass to get your attention
>>12684653that first one
>>12684951more...
>>12684913I want pony to look at me like that
>>12684775I agree with this Anon >>12684921Now I want to see which pic it was
>>12684775Hey Xierilhttp://www.tumblr.com/liked/by/rikose
god of murder
>>12684921>>12684976inb4 i don't post my drawings on MLPG, but constantly mention that i draw
>>12684775>>12684756Is that you, xieril?
>>12684976>>12684921______no
>>12684996>>12684991HahaYou can't escape MLPG's cunning detective work!
>>12685004kevinsano pls
>>12684995No, it's Xieril. Look through rikoses latest favs, Xieril is the only MLPG drawfag he faved something from
>>12685004>>12685023confirmed
>>12684996>>12684991And I'm out
I wish to live a hedonistic lifestyle as a fat mare
>>12685023Oh, wait, he also faved something from Mangneto but the image macros anon posted look like Xieril
>>12685020Let's order some pizzas and horse hookers to his house!
>>12685032no wait don't go
>>12685035That does sound enjoyable
>>12685036It's like he wanted us to find out.Next thing you'll tell us is that he has a secret porn tumblr which he has only given to his friends, but isn't passworded
>>12685032We're coming with youHEY EVERYONEPARTY AT XIERIL'S PLACE THIS NIGHT
>>12685032Don't feel bad, it's legit enjoyable to get senpai to notice you.
where is xieril's tumblr? I'd follow his.
>>12685042No, he's popular now.He will either leave forever or do nothing but shitposting.Such is life in the general.
>>12685054>implying implicationshttp://xeril-smut-rag.tumblr.com/
>>12685070Unless you're Kraut, then everyone will hate you forever.
>>12685060>THIS NIGHTLuna please
>>12685032>tfw Xieril is ded and hat usI can still see his last post. It's almost like it was yesterday...
>>12685084Which senpai noticed Kraut?
>>12685090I remember when xieril was still with usHe was so full of life and energyI miss him so much
>>12685086Why would Luna want to party at my houseShe has a goddamn castle at her disposal>>12685075that's not the url
>>12685101RIP in pieces 2013-2013
>>12685090>>12685101>xieril is dead but his shitposters live onyou fucks finally got what you wanted, why don't you leave like he did?
>>12685105Because your parents aren't home and you can by booze duh.
>>12685091SB and others from the thread. He started to get unpopular soon after that, which is when all his friends abondoned him to leave their reputations unsoiled. Artists seem to be a bunch of opportunistic and hypocritical fuckers.
>>12684278>Filename. Wut.
>>12684409Like who?
>>12685117they're dancing
>>12685125If that's what really happened, it's disgusting. But eh, that's life.
>>12684392>Huh, how long has that Twily been thereLike a long ass time. I forget the reasoning why. Maybe to throw people off or scare away newfags.
>>12685125>im fucking plyingKraut, nobody likes you because you are a depressed attention whore that blogposts and plays the drama card all the time. People only started noticing that when you started getting more popular.
>>12684198I imagine this would hurt a lot. Her tail might even pull off from the tail dock.
>>12685130it's a real thing that happenscheck it out: https://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode.cfm?id=white-dwarf-binary-stars-make-merge-12-09-17
>>12685105>that's not the url>he actually has a NSFW blogWell, time to investigate.
Why so glum?
>>12685142This is why I like Lamar. At least he was honest and up front with his bullshit. He isn't pretending to anyone, unlike all other artists here he openly shows he's full of shit and I can respect that.>>12685146Haha no. I'm indifferent about Kraut, but this is just a fine example of how awful and superficial the world of amateur art is.
>>12685162>xieril-after-dark.tumblr.comDon't thanks me.
>>12685142It's not what happened at all.
>>12685142Anon is making shit up as always to make the person look worse
>>12685176But that IS why everybody stopped liking Kraut. I liked him until he started being a huge bitch every single week. Pretending it's about jealousy or some shit is just dumb.
>>12685177>xieril-after-dark.tumblr.com>password isnt rainbowdashIt was worth a shot
>>12685177>implying you didn't just make that
>>12685187why is anon such a bullydidn't he learn that telling lies is mean and rude
>>12685177how can I see your artworks without knowing password?
>>12685179>>12685187I'll never know for sure, and I don't really care. I've never been close enough to that gang of artists to forge an opinion. The best I can do is make use of the presumption of innocence.
>>12685179It is though. He was popular and doing okay, but then he was more trouble than they think he is worth and they snubbed him
>>12685177Haha>try it>tumblr doesn't exist>try it again>passwordYou should have waited longer
>>12685177>xieril-after-dark.tumblr.comBut that isn't the blogstop trying to ruse people, anon
>>12685195>>12685196>>12685203Hold on, what?Oh fuck, I didn't even know. I wrote that url at random in order to ruse people, without even trying it out before.
>>12685207It has nothing to do with popularity, he won't talk to people.
>>12685207Do you have any proof?
>>12685177The first time I opened the link it said "not found", but then it was passworded.This means that it was created just a few minutes ago.
>>12685207>He was popular and doing okay, but then he was more trouble than they think he is worth and they snubbed himthat is exactly what happens when you become a depressing drama queen>everyone should put up with someone being an annoying twat forever or else it's petty jealousyfuck off please it's too early for this shit
>Twilight: Pinkie, I know piñata ponies a filled with candy, BUT MASS GENOCIDE ISN'T THE ONLY OPTION!!
>>12685177>former url isn't available>letter url is passworded>this is bait.jpg
>>12685176>but this is just a fine example of how awful and superficial the world is.Fixed.
>>12685235It's not bait you fucking asshole, in any case it was just a joke/game.
>>12685177>tfw this is the beginning of renne quest 2
Morning, MLPG. What're you having for breakfast?
>>12685221>>12685222Back in the day he mentioned talking to his friends a lot, but a few days ago he said these things. I wasn't in the whole affair, but to me it looks like his friends told him off.
>>12685240craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawlliiiiiiiiing iiiiiiiiiiin ym skiiiiiiiin
>>12685249are those donuts
>>12685249pastrie
>>12685249but it's midnight
>>12685251Man, I'm glad I wasn't there for all that drama.Hold on...
>>12685243now you're just being silly
>>12685251God, that sucks that I missed him, but it seems he still doesn't really WANT people to help/talk to him, and I still want to.I think he may be overthinking or making up in his head what people think of him, but that's just me since I feel nothing ill towards him.
>>12685207The reason they ditched him as far as I can tell is because he did nothing else but talk about what a shitty person he is all day long and how his art sucks and yadda yadda.If you really need to fish for compliments, at least accept them. If you constantly say that they are wrong and you didn't really improve at all they will lose all interest to say anything about your art at all after a while.
>>12685249hahahahahaIt's true. Every MLP community turns into "how was your day" bullshit. MLPG has now followed suit. It's over.
What if instead of winking sexually, pony blinked?
>>12685277>boopWHAT COULD IT MEAN
>>12685289so what, like both the vag and the anus act at the same time?that would be highly unsettling
>>12685285They don't actually care
>>12685285You're like 2 days behind the times there tex
>>12685285This ain't new nigga, MLPG has been like that since forever. Just like every cancerous 24/7 General.
>>12685285Don't you mean...ogre?
>>126852972 years*woops
When is Wander Over Yonder starting?
>>12685299>Just like every cancerous 24/7 General.Then why don't you leave?
>>12685281I always said he had it coming. I don't have an punce of pity.
>>12685285I don't even know why I came beck.I'm gonna turn the page for real this time.I have to practice my guitar anyways.
>>12684361i can't draw
>>12685312*an ounce
>>12685307September 13 or something
>>12685307August 16, 2013 (preview)September 13, 2013 (premiere)
>>12685316YESYESTHIS PLEASES ME
>>12685308Maybe did, too a break from the general, and came back to this.
>>12685308Because fuck you, that's why.
>>12685326Take a longer break, brother.
>>12685307>>12685322>>12685321we best be watching this shit together
>>12685314goodbye forever person who never left us
>>12685314>you'll ever be good enough to play thishttp://www.guitarpress.com/images/Giuliani_Rossiniana2.pdfPractice or not, it probably won't matter.
>>12685285How much can you talk about just a few hours of a cartoon?
>>12685337yeah we can call ourselves bronders
>>12685287We need a version with ALCOHOLISM
>>12685335So MLPG becomes even shittier?
>>12685285Really? This is the post that you pick to call out? A post that is clearly a joke?
>>12685338>not getting the joke
>>12685316Can you play around a little bit with her body color? Currently its almost the same as the white in her eyes.Apart from that I really like it!
>>12685354Wanderers works better
>>12685280>>12685268will there be a sa.gif?
>>12685364i don't know what beck and turn the page mean in relation to guitar, sorry
>>12685361i blame hiatus, everything should improve when s4 starts again, right?
Reminder, talking about the state of the thread in your mind does not make it better.>12685361
>>12685376We need one.
>>12685354>>12685374waityou guysBROVERSeheh
>>12685386Yonies?
>>12685376Someone should turn it into a song and make sa.mp3
>>12685337have fun
>>12685377That's okay. I'm sure you're not the only one.
>>12685361It can't get any worse.
>>12685391didn't he do a reading of FoE?sounds like we have all the lyrics we need
Every time someone makes a new post in a thread, it send the order to the servers to change the banner of the site.If a thread doesn't get a new reply in days, it will have the same banner until it gets a new reply.
>>12685386you don't have to attach bro to everything, even as a jokeFallers, Whovians, Furries
>>12685382If fetishfags leave, obviously.
>>12685405sorry, but that's just not going to happen
>>12685399Let's do sentence mixing by finding the words needed for sa.jpg in his readings and it'll be glorious.
>>12685403Cosmic..
You know sometimes I wonder what would I do if I really got into Equestria.I mean yeah my goal would be to get my waifu to love me and live together but that's a long term goal and really the more important thing is how the fuck do I get there.
>>12685416instead of doing that, I'm going to email moot about the new sound extension to get it disabled so that it can never be posted
>>12685433getting there's the easy part, silly
>>12685416Hah, oh god, I'm already laughing. It's too much work though...
>>12685433>not already having a starting strategyHa ha faggot>Reach Equestria>sneak to Fluttershy's cottage>pretend I'm hurt>Fluttershy takes care of me no matter what>eventually get introduced to her friends>use my knowledge of them to get closer to all of them>ask Rarity for help, maybe a room in exchange of helping her and taking care of sweetie and the CMC when needed 9 element of generosity, high chance to work)From there it gets tricky
>>12685399I think he just used microsoft sam text-to-speech for that one
>>12685463THAT'S EVEN MORE AUTISTICOH GOD
>>12685472>Copypasting something into a program>More autistic than doing a 40-hour readingWhat kind of drugs are you on?
>>12685478to be fair they're both kind of insane
>>12685455I just HHNNNGHed all over my keyboard
This thread needs more purplest pony.
I'm really fucking tired of hearing about Sentenal>Hey guys, did you hear! Sentenal was doing a thing earlier, look I took a screencap so I can post it every day for months>I mean seriously, what an autist, right?
>>12685472>>12685463shut up
>>12685458>not immediately running into the woods to find zecora to become her apprentice
>>12685492if you say so
>>12685496+1
>>12685496wow what a novel revelation
>>12685496Epic.
>>12685492
pony has a plan
FLUTTERSHYFLUTTERSHY
>>12685498What if she has some crazy mumbojumbo stories about humans?I can't risk it. We know for sure that Ponies don't know about humans and FS would help me no matter what.Gotta play safe
>>12685492teachpone is maroon not purplethis is what purple looks like
>>12685524Nope, you get Gilda instead
>>12685508
>>12685531is thattransformation?Holy shit I don't care, unf
>>12685527>We know for sure that Ponies don't know about humansEQUESTRIIIAAA GIRLS WE'RE KINDA MAGICALAt least Zecora isn't quick to judge and you could befriend her by simply being kind to her. I'm pretty sure you could do that with most ponies.
>>12685527well actually FS would probably know now since Twilight most likely told them everything
>>12685547if you count growth as transformation, sure
>>12685552>"And they were all these weird mostless hairless monkeys!">"But...they were kind of hot..."
>>12685561Her face there is kinda bothering me
>>12685549Again FSFLUTTERSHYAgain pretending to be a hurt creature near Fluttershy. Literally nothing could go wrong.>>12685552And if you count on EqG that's good since that would mean they have a positive opinion about humans
Did someone say Gilda and post 3D references?
>>12685570is it the fact that she has teeth or the snoutbeak?
Fluttershy is the worst shit ever.
What do you think sentenal smells like
>>12685572Until she realizes you're not really hurt because she would know an injured animal when she sees one. Then she pegs you as a "big dumb liar" and doesn't want to be friends with you.
>>12685590like a human
>>12685585Snoutbeak, I thinkIt just looks really offTeeth are canon
>>12685595Yeah, at the very least you would have to climb a tree tall enough to break a leg or something
Anyone got that colour chart picture?
>>12685595why does she have that slutty look on her face?
>>12685608Because in EG she's a slut
>>12685606http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2502402/it's too big to post
Which pony would fall for and give up all their bits to a Neighgerian prince scam?
>>12685608because she has a slutty heart
>>12685595>implying she knows anything about humans or how they are when they are hurtyeah right
>>12685615Fluttershy
>>12685568would twilight's friends shun her if they ever found out she was a humanfucker
>>12685614I get a 404.
>>12685519>traced lolicon>again
>>12685621>slutty heartUNFwould you tear twilys heart out and fuck it
>>12685615>tfw you were the one to originally author it
>>12685639https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/95405328/%21colorguide.png
>>12685646nonot this anything but this fetish
>implying EqG Universe = This universe>implying quasi humans = humans
>>12685625I don't know if you realize but there's this universal feeling that animals give off when they're injured. You don't have to know anything about an animal to know when it's hurt.Fluttershy would definitely know. Of course you COULD lie to her, but then Angel would know or her dozens of other animals who see you acting fine when she's not around.
>>12685636AJ and Dash yesPinkie noFlutershy no because she's a animal fuckerRarity no and would make Twilight to tell everything in great detail
>>12685625why try faking being hurt, lost and scared would be enough to get her helpalternatively, actually hurt yourself
>>12685614>>12685639chill the fuck outi've got thishttp://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html#28
>>12685656Thank you.
>>12685672that one's old as fuck and I can't post the updated one there either
>>12685656Fuck you, 404 still
>>12685688Anon, pls
>>12685685oh
>>12685688that one's working for me
>>12685646>a heart that pumps cum instead of blood
>>12685697>>12685690Go suck one thousand cocks
MLPG I just...want...PRRFFFRFFFFRFFFFFFRFFRRFTTTTT
>>12685705>you will never
>>12685646
>>12685705but how will i find so many cocks to suck?
>>12685704I feel like I probably shouldn't find that sentence arousing
>>12685717Where is that picture even from>>12685705>>12685688Maybe I should leave
>>12685665Well Fluttershy what do you know I feel better now. That's strange? Well not for humans.I am a goddamn alien species that is from a different world without magic. She may think I'm hurt but would she risk it? Would she actually risk it seeing how she knows almost nothing about humans? I have the upperhand no matter how you look at it. And I don't even need a day for her to take care of me. That's part of my plan so she can introduce me to her friends and the other ponies.
>>12685725>Where is that picture even fromDo you really want to know?
>>12685670twi and rara are best bros
>>12685725Get a tripcode you fool.
>>12685725http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=heart+fetish&commit=Go
>you will never lick ponies immaculately clean asshole
>>12685724but you should
>>12685737>There's more than one picture
>>12685730And what happens when she finds out you were lying when you accidentally injure yourself for real and don't heal in a day?
>>12685742>immaculately clean asshole
>>12685725http://derpiboo.ru/308754?scope=scpe4be4fda8ddc7b8f55ab02c22a8c7ec5a6924c9e5Here ya go
>>12685755But why?
pony would like to use the bathroom
>>12685725Please leave you really are annoying.
>>12685742Nigga, do you really expect me to read all that shit?
>>12685771Why is pony being raped by that spider?
>>12685762"oh man it looks like being in this world for so long has affected my powers, how awful"ponies are not very smart in case you didn't notice
>>12685766IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE HIS DICK POKING THROUGH HER!?
>>12685761it's the only fetish in years which has seriously made me gag and feel sick and i have seen vast amounts of guro and scat, sometimes in the same picture.
>>12685782Wow. You're a fucking asshole.
>>12685730you're not thinking long termwhen you actually injure yourself or get sick, they'll expect you to quickly heal up and you wont get proper help at firstthen they will know you were lying
>>12685781because she made some bad decisions in early game
>>12685786Don't know but here's another onehttp://derpiboo.ru/301591?scope=scpe72351a9b3b994f3f4756a1a55efb55f9793b29e2
>>12685762"|Oh it seems that this world isn't like mine and prolonged exposure to it and magic affected how my body works" Alternatively i can bullshit so much when I pretend to be injured. Would she know about what disease humans can have. I can just tell her that my heart or liver hurts.
>>12685800Wait, is that supposed to be some kind of vidya gaym?
>>12685801This fucking guy. Gilda has no ribcage and no internal organs.
>>12685786>>12685801Oh no, it's her heart.That's a very odd fetish...
>>12685615FluttershyRainbow DashThis would make a nice episode actually.
>>12685816Except for a heart
moshi moshithis is pony desu
>Fluttershy is timid and likes animalsFluttershy episode>She has to overcome being timidFluttershy episode #2:>She has to overcome being timidFluttershy episode #3:>She has to overcome being timid
>>12685816That's pretty common in furry porn
>>12685761>>
>>12685782you better have a pretty good bluff check, cause some ponies, such as dash, would probably not believe youand twilight would want to know all about these powers so you better be able to keep your stories straight
>>12685730>>12685808What happens when you start talking and then she realizes you're not actually an animal and gets uncomfortable around you or sends you to a pony doctorThen your plan goes to shit, doctor calls the royal guards because holy shit freaky alien, you're taken to Canterlot or a zoo. Best case scenario the Princesses study you to see if you're fit for equestrian society.
>>12685835are you logged in?do you have pornography enabled?
>>12685835
>>12685835>4 tags hiddenMissing a few screws there pal?
>>12685835Unfilter "explicit", shitlord
>>12685828>Hurricane Fluttershy>Keep Calm and Flutter OnAaaand... that's it. 2 episodes that aren't about that.
What ifTwilight SparkleAnd her magical pony friendshad sex...?
>>12685798See >>12685808Again ponies don't know anything about humans. Also as I said I can bullshit about diseas I don't have. i could bullshit about how I have a heart condition some very very rare times provokes horrible pain and in worst case scenario even give me a heart attack but again very very rare. I can bullshit so much about humans about so many things and they could never find out the truth.I can pull so many statistics from my ass and they would never figure it out.Hey Twilight did you know that humans could have 45621 heart related diseases and we don't even know if that's all of them.>>12685843Twilight knows about humans. One of the first ponies I'll meet after Fluttershy is Twilight and her friends
>>12685860>26 tags hiddenJesusI just got rid of fluffy pony shit
>>12685860this is actually making me feel uncomfortable
>>12685843Except cows and sheep talk, If you acted with politeness and friendliness and didn't attempt lie or coerce any ponies they'd probably grow to like you and want you around.
>>12685855derpibooru also has DaRk LiKe My SoUl theme?
>>12685866c-can they do that?
>>12685860lizombie is great
>>12685881>hurf durf I like eyebleeding white
>>12685869But what if another human was in Equestria and called you out on your bullshit?
>>12685881More like "Something that isn't eye raping" theme.
>>12685863>>Keep Calm and Flutter OnFan fiction doesn't count.
>>12685872There's a lot of things I don't like
>>12685889Cry like a bitch and say I'm sorry but I was aftraid ponies would hate me. All I wanted was some friends ABLOO BLOO BLOOWorked for Sunset and she destroyed a building and almost killed hundreds of people
>>12685895>DenialIt's time to stop living in the past, anon.Times change, for better or worse.
> I was informed by several reliable sources that your booth was selling "under the counter" prints. While I personally did not catch wind of this, I would like to remind you that doing so is in direct violation with the rules of my Vendors Hall. If you would like to continue vending at BronyCon, I require that this behavior ceases. I honestly have no problem with saucier or more violent art, but you have to remember that we have hundreds of small children and thousands of impressionable teenagers attending out convention. I regret to inform you that you will now be closely watched. I apologize for the inconvenience. I otherwise wish you the best of luck for next year.Neither of us were doing that so I wonder who reported it and why.
>>12685869Okay so then you live in Equestria until the mirror opens again and they push you inside even though you don't actually belong there.Or she doesn't know about humans at all if we're going by what's currently canon.>>12685880Yeah but you see Fluttershy doesn't keep cows or sheep. Spike can talk and she loved him, but that's because he was cute and rare. Even then she treated him like a person. You only have that rare factor going for you. You're probably really ugly and I doubt you're cute. She might oogle you for a bit but then she'd send you to a real doctor or something.
I searched "heart fetish" on tumbleux and got thishttp://xxxmisty.tumblr.com/post/45620257993/a-few-extra-stethoscope-photographs-this-timeI guess people just like listening to heartbeats. That's kind of romantic.
>>12685902yeah thisall i would have to do is tell them how shit my life was on earth and it would earn me acceptance forever, no matter what i did. i wouldn't even have to lie.
>>12685899I like you.
>>12685869seems like a lot of work faking diseases and keeping an intricate web of lies about humans in tact when you could just appeal to her kindness because you are lost, scared, and out of your own world, or alternatively start with zecora, who seems pretty open to stuff, or twilie who's met humans
>>12685863How is HF not about her overcoming being timid?
>>12685915Thanks for the update, I couldn't go on with my life without knowing it.
>>12685915> I regret to inform you that you will now be closely watched.Well if you have nothing to hide it won't be a problem. Might've been the Doxy rep. There's definitely people who hate him enough to send in false reports.
>>12685892>>12685886I can't figure out how to change itwhy isn't it an option in 'settings' or 'account'
>>12685915>several reliable sourceseither he's bullshitting or you were doing something wrongI'm inclined to believe he was bullshitting
If I was transported to equestria I would be a total menace, just to see how much shit I could get away with.Then I'd just claim "It's something some humans do, and I need to do it or I'll explode" or some shit like that.Then I could just walk into Cheerilee's class, fuck her on the table and then leave and all the ponies would think "oh that's just what humans do".
>>12685931It's about her overcoming her ability to fly.It's different.
>>12685761http://medicallyimpossibleponies.tumblr.com/Way more
>>12685915>I regret to inform you that you will now be closely watchedHow the fuck do you watch someone after the convention is already over?
>>12685915How much dick did you suck to get on Doxy's good side?
>>12685915that's hilariouscall them out on their liesbut only if you're super-duper-sure your tablebuddy wasn't being sneaky
>>12685945It's a stylish skin
>>12685902>>12685924>other human turns out to be an asshole>Tells the ponies humans will fake their emotions to get what they wantDepending on his current rep in equestria it either goes very very bad or okay from here on.
>>12685937Don't be a dingus. It'd be one thing if either of us were actually doing anything shady but we were both straight as an arrow.
>>12685899eh
>>12685948Her timidness definitely factors in. She didn't like being teased.
>>12685953Oh my god what the fuck why would you show that to me
>>12685917>Okay so then you live in Equestria until the mirror opens again and they push you inside even though you don't actually belong there.And I just return and say well that's not my world. Whyle some people from my world have different skin colors then me they are extremely limited and I'm pretty sure Skittle Humans there aren't my kind>>12685917Send me too who? They only have two doctors there. A vet which would probably only know as much as Fluttershy and most certainly nothing about an unknown species and a Pony doctor who has said that he only knows about ponies.And again you only need to pretend a bit till you meet her friends.
>>12685962>but we were both straight as an arrow.lel
>>12685953These pictures just make my heart feel funny.
>>12685953>Wha... What the?!!>What did you do to my heart?!>Oh, I haven't even begun to have fun with it!>Just wait until I bloat it with seed!unf
>>12685966Yes, but then she manned up and even then she wasn't good enough.
>>12685947Dragons just eats poniesCockatrices just petrifies anyone that looks at itNightmare Moon just wants the night to last foreverTrixie is just a cuntBut you don't see them being ok with any of that. So sorry to burst your retarded bubble, but they would tell you to knock it off and stop doing stupid shit.
>>12685917>>12685968>Go through portal>Come back, tell them that you turned into a pony on the other side
>>12685947>If I was transported to equestria I would be a total menace, just to see how much shit I could get away with.So the New Gilda? Ponies have patience, but it's not limitless. They'd just kick you out.
>>12685929Twily lives in the middle of the town that's the problemZecora lives in the forest and it's probably not close since it's far enough for Twilight to be attacked by a cockatrice And yeah I could do that with Flutterhsy. Go near her house and start crying or scream for help or anything. Look the entire point of that is to get Fluttershy to take me and later present me to her friends be it trough pretending I'm sick, injured, or lost.
>>12685957I knew Sweet Cream.She knew Doxy.Doxy needed a table.She asked me.Stuff just happened.
>>12685976>manned upMust you use such gendered terms? Even when talking about a female character.
>>12685962Well, i guess you won't have anything to worry about then. That is weird though.
>>12686004Sorry.She womyned up.
>>12685953Hey AppleDanwhy do you know this tumblr
>>12685988>Pony comes with you >you aren't a pony on the other sideStill the portal could actually cast the spell no matter what direction you travel. So if twilight somehow reached the EqG world as a pony and came back she'd be a human. That would be kinda funny
>>12685999Guess that circlejerking is paying off for you.
>>12685989they might banish you, or throw you in a dungeon, or banish you and then throw you in a dungeon in the place that they banish you to
>>12685963Get on my level.
>>12686013Some guy I follow drew something for it for some reason.
>>12686025of having friends and making use of connections, like the real world
>>12686034why do you keep using those filenames
>>12686004I'm sorry tumblr whale, I just like using it 'cause one of my favorite songs has that term.
>>12686023Or the portal spell could work by polymorphing you into the dominant species in that dimension.Which means that coming back through the portal would turn you into a pony.
>>12686023>go through the portal with pony>pony comes out as a pony and you come out as a human>"But last time I was a pony, I swear!">pony eyes you suspiciously, then goes back through alone>hurriedly comes back, demands to know what you did to pony
>>12685999Man, that's neat.
>>12686050Nah, Spike came through as a dog.
>>12686043I save over old files in my "delete me" folder.
>>12686034>OFF poniesArgh. Nothing is sacred.
>>12686053Why would the pony not transform the first time?
>>12686061That fucking movie makes no sense
>>12686044I'm actually very skinny.
>>12686062Oh.
>>12686061Which is kinda stupid as fuck
>>12686023Fandom:>Love and toleranceShow characters:>Have no problem telling others to fuck off
>>12686040Circlin' and jerklin'
>>12686073>>12686078>That fucking movie makes no sense>Which is kinda stupid as fuckEQUESTRIA GIRLS!
>>12685997ok, i agree with the general plan, get to the relatively safe and easy to get to fluttershy, get her on your side by being pathetic in one way or another, then get her to introduce you to the other poneshowever, minimal use of lies would be best, less chance of being caught
>>12686089Whoops, I mislinked:>>12686025
>>12686074
>>12686088Fandom:>Perfect utopia with no bad feelingsShow characters:>shit goes down weekly and ponies are frequently jerks for no good raisin
>>12685989All I have to do is make up some "no frens" story and they'll buy right into it.Even if they do kick me out, I'll just make friends with diamond dogs,changelings or griffons.
Pinkie Pie would be the easiest pony to befriend.
>>12686115>make up some "no frens" storyright"make up"
>>12685989Gilda didn't get kicked out though
>>12686093True And as long as no memory related or mind sharing adventure or event comes up I'm safe.
>>12686122Pretty much. But who would be the hardest?
>>12686127Lighting cunt was and she was a pony
>>12686126Okay it wouldn't be made up, but it'll help softened any charges against me.
>>12686135Probably Twilight
>>12686111You want me to post mah belly?
>>12686135Dash and AJThey would probably be the most suspicious about you.
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>>12686065The portal spell was bypassed by having a human and a pony go through simultaneously. It's supposed to be turning one to the other, but it's got both in the pattern.At least it didn't go haywire and mix both of you.
>>12686135Rarity, you're a ruffian unless proven otherwise.
>>12685915Eh, whatever. If you really weren't selling anything under the table and have no plans to do so next con either it doesn't matter.
>>12686149>AJJust tell her you are from the apple lands of the human world.
>>12686143Rarity.
>>12686143>say some eight grade physics stuff>purposely say something wrong>Twilight contradicts you>ask her if she can teach you There you befriend her quickly like this.We have a huge advantage because you know the characters very well thanks to the show. You can play them how you want.
>>12686144>something something Cheshire
>>12685899>memeI bet that filters like 90% of derpybooru
>4th stage evolutions confirmed for pokemon
>>12686186Are you kidding?
>>12686131and lets face it, lies or no lies, if a memory or mind sharing adventure came up, we'd all be fucked
>>12686114>and ponies are frequently jerks for no good raisinOnly when Merriwether writes.
>>12686182Tom pls.
>>12686164>>12686175Except she took Twilight, a random pony she has never seen before, to her home for a makeover just because her mane was messy.Also she's the element of Generosity.Ask her for some cloths because you heard she was a very talented seamstress and you got her in the bag.
>>12686186I want to see the next Blastoise.
>>12686191>>12686186>>>/vp/13304832
>>12686191No
>>12685915I was at the your table and bought Doxxy's art. His stuff is more cash. Sorry.
>>12686210>>12686208How insanely stupid
>>12686191Nope, CoroCoro magazine has pics and shit.Fuck everything, they just called them "formes"
>>12686135probably aj, because im a lazy bum
>>12686192not really if you've been friends long enough you'd be relatively safe. And even so ponies are very very understanding. a sorry there and tear here and you're free
>>12686194BG ponies are assholes.
>>12685915Oh great you are back. Now I have to filter another popularfag.
>>12686210>>12686208Wow. When will it end?
>>12686135Ms. Harshwinny?
>>12686224... what exactly is bad about another evolution stage?
>>12686203What does Rara like to do anyway, make dresses and go to the spa right? I could probably do that.>>12686210>Red and BlackzikenKill me now
>>12686208>so how the fuck do we make a new form for Lucario>I don't know make his hair longer or something>Fucking genius
>>12686241BG assholes are ponies.
>>12686224Why are they all mad though? It's like the world has ended.
>>12686184It does, I filter safe by default but not long ago there were about 50-60 variations of a single show cap of Rarity with Spike and various shitty unfunny pickup lines added in.
>>12686241>>12686260BG pony assholes are...?
>>12686258You could also get her trough Sweetie. Become Sweetie's friend, take care of her a few times and done.
>>12686268delicious
>>12686258Lucario is Giratina now
>>12686257>>12686264My guess would be power creep
>>12686208abosl is a very pretty princess
>>12686210Apparently they're Mega Evolutions. Not full-on permanent evolutions, but more like something out of Digimon. I'm totally cool with that.
>>12686280only nerds like Reu care about that.
>>12686280What's that?
>>12686295Maye we can get Reu back by getting some ants hostage
hey what if ponies on segways?
>>12686291Maybe you can only have one in your team at a time or something. That'd be neat.
>>12686277and on the plus side Absol is a pretty princess now>>12686272>babbysit Sweetie Belle>keep her from burning the house down>teach her how to make breakfast without reducing it to charcoal>Rara is impressed>free suits for lifePERFECT PLAN
>>12686291what does that mean, i didnt play or watch digimon
>>12686088>Fandom:>>Love and toleranceNot anymore. It's all pointless drama now.
>>12686300Have you ever played WoW? That's the best example I can think of.Basically, instead of properly balancing the game, Blizzard just increased numbers across the board. Now players have like 300k health and 150k damage per hit or some ridiculous shit like that.
>>12686311Hey what if ponies were segways?
>>12686318>>keep her from burning the house downi see the flaw in your plan
>>12686320Digimon had two kinds of evolutions, a straight line like Pokemon always had, or jumping to something different with the aid of, for example, a certain crest their partner had.
>>12686327>>12686300Like this
>>12686327I get it, thanks.
>>12686322>Not anymore. It's all pointless drama now.It's been about pointless drama forever.
>>12686210>that Mawile evolutionOh man.
>>12686327Those numbers are outdated, it's a bit higher than that by nowThey are planning to cut it all down soon though
>>12686322It's always been like that. Once people noticed popularity=success, they all went nuts.
>>12686340I'll just give her the AMD.
>>12686348>Desecrated image of Gorehowlm-muh Grom!
>>12686356>"I know, we'll give her TWO MOUTHS INSTEAD OF ONE">"JENKINS YOU ARE AN EVIL GENIUS"
>>12686356It's like somebody mixed a Mawile with a Hydreigon
>>12686322Let me remind you of kraut and how he tried to suck up to a bunch of nobodies.
>>12686370Aw come on, it's always been like that, since gen 1.
>>12686370>see this diglet?>LET'S ADD TWO MORE
>>12686348>The Lich King a creature of incredible strength>Deathwing a fallen dragon aspect which is basically a goddamn god>Kil'Jaeden one of the most powerful demons ever>Garrosh, a faggot normal orc who's father was cool guy and a bro>more powerful than all of the previous three combined
>>12686370>I know we'll flip the pokeball pokemon's colors!>FUCKING GENIUS 10/10 LET'S FUCK ON THE TABLE RIGHT NOW
>>12686358I hope so, because they'd probably be pushing beyond 2147483647 for something (most likely boss health) by the time the next expansion hits.
>>12686380Oh I know, I just like poking fun.>>12686389>"we need a new bird pokemon">"lets take this robin and make it blue but give it a red stripe">"BY JOVE YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN"
>>12686399Still compare how much the numbers went up between Vanilla and Burning Crusade and Burning Crusade and Lich KingThey lost control and never regained it
>>12686210As if fucking Blaziken needed an evolution.
>new pogeymans>oh, this might be coo->MEGA EVOLUTIONS>EVERYONE HAS MEGA IN THEIR NAMEWell then, there goes any hope that this won't be completely retarded.
What if Pone was Digimon and evolved with the strength of their bond to you?
>>12686426MLPG - Pokémon.
>>12686320You don't knowYou don't knowYou missed out
>>12686439No
>>12686391>Dude what if we made a blue pikachu?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xODDpDRY73
>>12686439So Twilight is AJ,Dash,Pinkie, FS and Rarity's Pokemon?
>>12686439Form a covalent bond with them
>>12686444
>>12686439What if you were a loser brony posting on an endless circlejerk thread?
>>12686426Hi /v/
>>12686466You were not a child, you retroactively did not exist.
>>12686210>Absol growing a pair of wings>Mewtwo's tail on its head>Ampharos growing hair>adding pritex "mega" on each pokemonsthis's gonna suck
>>12686470Oh my dog, that hypothetical scenario sounds horrible.
>>12686474>hi /v/>I'm implying you're saying it's shit just for the sake of shitting on it, which is what /v/ doesNo, fuck you, you can't possibly tell me that adding "mega" to everything isn't retarded.
>>12686320This is about the gist of how it worked
I haven't played Pokes since Silver/Gold, and was hoping to get back into it with X/Y.As long as it has cute critter what I can collect I doubt I'll be disappointed.
>>12686499I don't know, Mega My Little Pony would be pretty cool
>>12686390Kil'Jaeden was mid summoning when you fought him, the Lich King easily defeated the players and was actually beaten by Tirion Fordring who had the Ashbringer and Deathwing was mostly beaten by the Dragon Soul
>New AmpharosI LIKE IT WHEN YOU COMB MY HAIR
>>12686499MEGA ANON YOU CAN'T BE MEGA SERIOUS ABOUT THIS! MEGAADING THE MEGA WORD MEGA TO MEGA THINGS MAKES THEM MEGA
>>12686511It sounds like an animu spin off.So it would suck.
>>12686503Is it me or do most digimon just look like pokemon if it were DA children's OCs?
>>12686523I really hated that cartoonThe only 80's Nintendo show I liked was the Mario one
>>12686179>"Oh wow! My first apprentice! I knew this day would come soon! Don't worry Anon, now that I'm a princess, you can be my student! I can't wait to be a teacher!"
>>12686523I FUCKING KNEW IT.I WILL MEGAFUCKING END YOU.
>>12686503>tfw Digimon was been broadcasted 14 yeas ago
>>12686210ManI want to fuck that Ampharos
>>12686536I guess it makes sense since they were created for children by children? I forget
This heart fetish thing is really getting to mesomeone help
>>12686542Twilight, I know you did it all the time with Celestia, but did you realize that normally teachers don't have sex with their students?
>>12686439...I want to draw this even though it's weeaboo as fuck.
>>12686503I never liked how they always looked more like dudes in armor as they evolved moreGoing from a giant robot tyrannosaur covered in missiles to a knight with a lance is a massive step down
>>12686541Never saw it but seeing what they did to the robot masters I don't really care I allready hate it
>>12686542do I get to write her letters?
>>12686560why is MLPG turned so eaily?
what a terrible thread to scroll threwI'm leaving mlpg forever
>>12686542Do I get wings at the end? This is important.
>>12686560terribleabsolutely terrible
>>12686581Yes.
>>12686568Who cares, you're on a weeaboo website. Draw!
>>12686579>>12686582How terrible.
>>12686564>Don't be silly anon! Of course they do! Just ask Cheerilee.
>>12686542>Twilight is your teacher>You have to write her letters>One week you have nothing to write>Just write how amazing sex with your waifu is
>>12686560I've always had a thing for putting my head on a girl's chest, I guess listening to her heartbeat could be an extension of that.
>>12686577>fetishfagsIt's all downhill when you get bored of the super hardcore shit and try to find even weirder shit.
>>12686590Do I get a crown and get to wear pretty dresses?
>>12686570I loved when the kids would ad-lib about stuff like that.Terriermon's digivolution just followed by a "you wear pants now?"
>>12686592But we're on a non-weeaboo board.checkmate.
>>12686560DisgustingCommit Toshiba
>>12686601...Whatever. What's on the lesson plan?
anyone have that picture of Fluttershy saying hihihi I'm a cat
Daily reminder that Twilight is the current contender for objectively worst pony.That is all.
>>12686574Every week you need to send her a report on your latest lesson of friendship.Sometimes she writes you back and signs it with hearts.
>>12686542twilight should take someone with scientific amibition as her student. what if his/her great task is the equestrian space program?
>>12686390Garrosh is apparently corrupted by some powerful spirit thing.
>>12686624>Pony anatomy
>>12686632But that's wrong.
>>12686632Daily reminder that fuck you she's a princess she does what she wants
>>12686617But I wanted to see him draw the thing... Oh, whatever, I guess it's better not to create.
>>12686632>objectively worst pony.>gets wings>is the protagonist>objectively
>>12686579Please let this be SB. Please let this be SB
>>12686601What episode is that screencap from so I can get a higher res?
>>12686647Does that involve letting me touch her wings?
>>12686665I dunnoyou'd have to ask her
>>12686645>>12686647Why is it so easy to make twifags so madoh yeah, because they're equally as intelligent as twilight
>>12686579Post i on your tumblr if you're so sure!
>>12686645I like it when pone wears sweater
>>12686665Only when you come to visit her.
>>12686672T-twily please don't be mad. I just want to brush my hands through them.
>>12686679>implying I'm a twifagnah dogI just like princesses
>>12686665I doubt twifags have infinite knowledge by reading a shit ton of books.
>>12686682What do you think Twilight's sweaters smell like?
>>12686695shit wrong reply >>12686679
>>12686695I have infinite knowledge due to google
Remember when you were little, in a car going downhill, it would make your junk tingle? What was that all about?
why is pinkie pie such a shit
>>12686698Butts
>>12686723wat
>>12686698It would smell like TwilightOr Twilight's 23 bits perfume she bought to mask her deodorant's shitty smell
>>12686698pURPLE
>>12686725Fuck u she has a heart fetish of gold.
>Heart fetishGoddammit, why couldn't it have been a large belly button fetish? That doesn't get drawn nearly enough.
>>12686672Why is she upset anyway? I really need to ask shout the next time he comes around
>>12686695Intelligence =/= knowledge, sonny.
>>12686750Anonyour belly buttonI wanna lick it
I hope we get another flashback episode to when the main cast were fillies
>>12686754He groped her wings, I guess.
>>12686725It can't be helped.
>>12686750Stop.
>>12686723Ponies reaching across time and space to fondle your junk. Unfortunately their aim was off and they missed the horsefucker you by some years and it only worked when you were moving at a high speed down an incline. But since you never reached through to tickle their junk they just kind of gave up.
>>12686760How convenient!
*thump thump*
>>12686769Ah, okay.I would grope her wings, too.Fuck the consequences, would be worth it.
>Colbert complaining about Daft Punk canceling on his show at the last minuteI'm fucking dying here.
>>12686829remember when he mentioned bronies on his show
>>12686844He did?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb944c4208e07758f607566977b84d08/tumblr_mr82d4hyXy1sprnvco2_500.gif
goddammit Dibby
>>12686865i bet he regrets that.at least i would.
>>12686867Oh come on that barely counts as animation.
>>12686867>weird horsecock-humancock hybrid>foreskin
>>12686867What kind of mutant dick is that?
>>12686876What'd he say?
>>12686867he's ging full 0r0 now.
>>126868652 years ago.
>>12686867He's pretty much 0r0 tier
>>12686867Those dicks are fucking terrible
>>12686876I think he actually did retract it once he learned what bronies really were. When he did his shout out he wasn't really aware of them.
>>12686890>>126868940r0/tex tier
>>12686876He does, he later said something to that effect
>>12686896>>12686907Poor guy.
MY PONY IS MORE PONY THAN YOUR PONYMY PONY IS SO PONY SHE PONIES PONY WITHOUT ANOTHER PONY
>>12686894It's funny, even 0r0 said he doesn't like Lamar anymore
>>12686907He literally retracted on the next episode.
>>12686923OH YEAH, WELL MY PONY IS NOW MEGAPONY.COME THE FUCK AT ME.
>>12686927i still like lamar. he doesn't like me anymore though
>>12686923I hope she ponies pony without another ponypony ponying pony is forbidden
>>12686927>out-0r0ing 0r0He's just afraid of competition
>>12686923my uncle works for hasbro and i have the poniest pony ever
>>12686923MY PONY CAN BEAT UP YOUR PONY FAGGOT
>>12686933I MEGA BUSTED A NUT INSIDE YOUR MEGA PONY
>>12686927really? that's a case of [citation needed]
>>12686929link?
>>12686937Thanks for the update SB.
>>12686937Just draw his OC some and he'll slobber all over youThat's how these things work
WELL MY DAD IS HASBRO AND HE SAYS MY PONY IS THE BEST PONY AND IS THE MOST MAGICAL PONY IN FOREVER
>>12686971i'm not popular though
>>12686947Lamar is the one afraid of compitetion.
>>12686976WELL MY MOM IS YOUR DAD AND SHE SAYS YOUR PONY IS SHITTEST
>>12686980Sucking up to popularfags. Don't do that.
>>12686867>question is what if you were bigger than Big Mac>some OC blog reblogs it to say his OC is even biggerTumblr pls stop.
>>12686958http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvVlZe3hDS4
>>12686980You can still weasel your way in if you draw his OC enough
>>12687003>I want to specifically not give a shout out to my bronies tonight, I feel like I've been sucked into a dark corner of humanityHAHA how did I miss this
>>1268700310/10
>>12687013How do you think SB and mewball did it?
>>12686969He still likes me though.
>>12687043they got to him when he still cared about mlpg, didn't they?
>>12687045>>12686969pfft
>>12687003>tfw Colbert hats us indirectly
>>12687045Fuck off this isn't your blog
I wish I had a beautiful, regal, kinky princess wife like Shining to tease me sexually with magic until she made me beg her to let me cum
>>12687043They were some of the few ones that jerked him around while he was still hereSince that's all that Lamar really came here for, it makes sense that he liked them
*flutter flutter*
>>12687075of course she wouldn't let you cum
>>12687075I wish I had a massive, loving, slutty prince husband like Cadence to fuck me into the ground while his friends cheer him on
>>12687070I didn't bring it up.
>>12687063>tfw Munchma Quchi hats us
Guys I need fapfiction about button's mom please
>>12687092You carried it on. Shut up
>>12687102http://pastebin.com/u/GypsyWritefag
>>12687102http://pastebin.com/u/GypsyWritefagall the milf ones
>>12687103wowrudelook who's carrying it on now
>>12686976Well, my pony is Celestia so I win by default.
>>12687101>tfw Mad Max hats us
>>12687003I bet he did the whole thing on purpose as a joke.
>>12687103>implying it's actually sbc'mon we know better than to carry on blatently obvious shitpostingit's probably the "I want sb to leave" guy just putting the name sb on to shitpost
>>12687103He's not going to stop you know.
>>12687103I just wanted to nip a rumor in the bud.Yeah, I know it was just a joke to start but I've seen that shit get out of hand here before.Don't get your tits in a twist over nothing.
>>12687075She wouldn't let you come.Ever.Your whole life would be constant denial.
>>12687146He's not going to stop, you know
I just want all the drawfags to leave, that way all the shitposters will leave and everyone will be happy
>Yfw you will never fuck a pony with such vigor that the gods of old descend from the heavens to high five you mid coitus.What is the point of life?
http://www.tumblr.com/dashboard#
>yiff yiff, sugarcube
The thread was going so well. What happened?
>>12687157>that way all the shitposters will leavePftt, good joke.
>>12687164>that neckwhy
>>12687163Awesome art.
>>12687167Pokayman update and then Digayman.
>>12687167i blame the government and their antipony legislation
>>12687173I got this
>>12687175http://31.media.tumblr.com/783577ebabfb9f7cadd05bdc63f1acfe/tumblr_mr834caNvf1spyi7lo1_500.gif
>>12687163Ugh, most of the things from my dashboard are shit.Why do I even have a tumblr?
>>12687150you're big gay dumb and fat
>>12687189yeah but now I don't get to see the collar
which pony is most aerodynamic
>>12687152That's just mean, I'd even settle for once at the very end of the day, one big explosive orgasm
>>12687190I kinda like his B/W art more
>>12687190Uh, I... Meh.
>>12687191It's really annoying since I only got a tumblr so I could watch people's pony art and I rarely unfollow some one. So after 2+ years maybe a quarter or it is pony and the rest is ranting and reblogs of not pony.