Sneaking edition, with added unf!last thread>>12670920
>>12675952>professional rutu-unf
>>12675952>>12675962>You will never be stuck in a professional rut
>>12675952Sounds like the start of a romance
Why is derpybooru so goddamn shit?
>>12675990I'm sure he ends up fencing her cello for pot money and then steals her kidney.
>>12676005They need a new host badly. REALLY badly.
>>12675962>>12675979But why should I have a professional rut when amateurs are so much more enthusiastic?
>>12676005>>12676024Pissbooru sucksI miss pornibooru
YOUR A PRINCESS!
i'm not gonna shave my entire legs jesus
>>12676044very clever play on words anon, good job
>>12676068I AM!
>>12676074But you'll look cute. Especially if you oil them up after.
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/219/6/3/faust_x_celestia___by_yujiandhisboa_by_laurenfaustplz-d6h4nrb.jpgrequesting this ship drawn properlyI'm digging it
>>12676074fuck off, you have personal blog.
>>12676092Like I'd love to but it seems like a pretty dedicated thing to keep up
>>12676074Come on BraeIt's not like you're pretending to be straight
>>12676068What about my A Princess?Did something happen to it? Is it broken?Oh well, that's what I've got B, C and D princesses for.
>>12676101>horsecunny on deviantartdoesn't that shit get deleted pretty quick?
>Ubisoft MLP gameCreed of Pony: Online DRM Edition
>>12676118Your E, F, G, H, and I princesses are still preparing to be shipped. Maybe they could fix your A princess, too?
>>12676101I prefer fausticorn as a parent to the royal sisters
>>12676114Probably. I mean I've never done it. I guess if you wanted to feel good about yourself or it was a special occasion maybe?
>>12676141Eh, it'd probably be cheaper to just teach myself how to repair them myself.I mean, with a collection this extensive, maintenance costs could add up pretty quickly; I'm going to have to learn eventually.
>>12676142I prefer fausticorn not existing at all in the show since it's stupid
>>12676142retarded
>>12676142>faustalicorn>fandom with show charactersmeh
>>12676161EhEnough of that thoughif there was another sleepover quest what pony would you want it to be with
>>12676192>>12676194I would never want it in the show proper, don't get me wrong.
>"Hey anon, let's dance!"
>>12676207Not him but RarityOr TwilightOr SweetieOr any combination of them
>>12676213> hands above her headOh yeahShe wants to bust a groove and get fabulous.
>>12676213I'd rather dance with Twilight Sparkle
>>12676142impending edgy
What custom ration should I give to Twilight?
Pony wants you to touch their penis.
>>12676237Twilight! Stop!You're monkeying too hard, nigga!
>>12676237Too bad, I'm already dancing with her.
>>12676207You already did it with Pinkie, so that's 100% who I wanted. It'd be cool to see one with Dash or Twilight, though. I mean, if you're just sticking to the mane 6.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ffbd00897cad7ca630eba02a5ceb92b7/tumblr_mr6xjmx1d81sycghlo1_1280.png
>>12676244I've been told I give great handjobsI'd love to
>>12676207CMC!
>>12676237But anon. Horses can't dance.
>>12676213How'd she react if you just started grinding on her, hard?
>>12676269A sleepover with all the CMC at once?Don't you think you'd be a little overwhelmed?
>>12676270I don't think I really fell in love with a cartoon horseBut I came pretty close when that episode aired
>>12676269second.
>>12676207The CMC might be cute, but I'd wonder how Applejack would get wrangled into one.Maybe she just crashes at Anon's place because they're Friends?
>>12676288Well yeah, but it would be fun.
>>12676207preferrably in a seprate thread.
>>12676270But she's clearly dancing right there.
>>12676270>you will never white people dance with twilight
>You gonna get Caked.
>>12676207CMC don't seem to have that much questing done with them, so I say those three.
Pony snoring
>>12676276>"Whoa ho there anon! Don't you think you're being a little too forward? We're in public after all~"
>>12676345Why would you want to cut a Diamond?
>>12676357>>12676269>>12676296what if you could only choose one of them
>>12676372The only pony that is such an uneducated beast and snores is APPPLEJACK
>>12676372roll pony over
>>12676389Scootaloo. She brings Rainbow Dash along.
>>12676345Is it wrong if it took me a bit to notice the fact the eye was a googly eye? It fits so well with the toy.>>12676389Sweetie or Scoots!
>>12676389>Start negging scootaloo about her wings and cutie mark>She desperately wants your approval>Horrible, horrible things happen
>>12676389Sweetie all day every day
>>12676389SWEETIE
>>12676389Sweetie Belle or Applebloom.Though a Scoots is fine too.
>>12676389id choose best filly
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f17f3613206730f620043ccc59727077/tumblr_mr715h9Jf51rdg7fbo1_1280.pnggnight
>>12676400Are you sure about that?
>>12676293Man I know! Cartoon ponies shouldn't be this lovable!
>>12676238the bad guy just backs off out of fear actually
>>12676389Other two CMC haven't gotten as much, but Sweetie would be cutest so her.
>>12676440Dash doesn't count since she is subpony scum
Each pony gives you their favorite coffee creamer.WHich one do you pick, without getting to actually know the flavor? Which pony would you trust?
>>12676463Rarity on this one.
>>12676440>Naked>Legs spread wide>Not even using the blankets>Snoring loudlyThe little harlot
>>12676461that's a mean thing to say twilight
>>12676389Sweetie, naturally.
>>12676463None, I don't like coffee.
>>12676386So you can mix it with powdered sheet rock and sell it on the streets and double your money.Duh.
What if waifu was sick?
>>12676428you still draw some of the best
>>12676463all of them. i'd let them cream my coffee with their turgid marecocks any day
>>12676497You...You bastard. Tell me you at least like good tea? Redeem your soul before this anon please...
>>12676509I would take care of her until she gets better.I probably can't catch pony disease anyway.
>>12676482Well that's a stupid thing to say Anon but you can only say stupid things so what can you do.Weren't you busy with being pathetic and alone?
>>12676293I was pleasantly surprised when that episode came out.I was just expecting a Rarity one and got an episode with great moments for all 6 instead.
>>12676509Get new wiafu.
>>12676513>turgidOkay does anyone ACTUALLY find this word EVERY sexy?
>>12676389Best filly.
>>12676463Twilight. She probably keeps things simple and mild, since she uses it for those late night study sessions.
>>12676537Twilight, why are you berating your husband in public like that?
>>12676509I would shrink myself down to go into her body and eradicate the disease. Then be promptly digested by a white blood cell because it doesn't work that way.
>>12676527I like tea, though good is rather subjective.
>>12676512Fuck off Kraut. I hope you OD.
Should I start signing my work?
>>12676509why does pinkie's family hate her so much
>>12676569Yeah.
>>12676463none, coffee a shittea on the other hand
>>12676559Okay. Okay We can still be friends anon-kun.
>>12676509I'm sure she'll recover, in time.
>>12676509I would isolate her in quarantine and feed her liquified meals 3 times a day through a drinking straw who knows what magical and horrifying diseases equestria holds.
>>12676509Take care of her, of course. It'd be hard to keep Pinkie in bed and resting but I'd do my best.
>>12676577Because she let the western influence corrupt her and take her away from her strict Amish upbringing.
>>12676569If you want?A distinctive style is just as good as a signature, and it's easy to spot your stuff.
>>12676577Because she's a failure
tfw when nothing better to do tonight than watch the weather radar of an impending storm about to hit.
>>12676509Take care of waifu until she feels better
>>12676626You sound like an old man, you have an entire universe filled with porn to explore anon.
If you keep reading this post past the spoiler, something very bad will happen, don't do it, or else You will find out that You will get to cuddle poni.
>>12676577>>12676601>>12676620Actually the amish let their kids decide if they want to stay amish by sending them out to the modern world for a year once they are 18 or something. If they like it they can leave forever
>>12676509Take care of her.What kind of fucking question is this?
>>12676509What else but take good care of her until she felt better?What a silly question.
Daily reminder that Pinkie Pie broke a Pinkie Promise
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon NEW MAPS NEW SAYSOUNDS COME HAT
>>12676641twilight what are you doing you can't be marker pony
>>12676649the worst part is watching the radar is part of my job.
>>12676653Fuck, that sounds awful anon. How long will it last?
>>12676667When
>>12676667books a shit
>>12676671She was trying on capes for her new super hero outfit
>>12676693In the book
>>12676653i-is it terminal
Here's the last of the Derpy's I was planning on inking/coloring tonight.Does Anon still want me to draw soft vore or should I not worry about that anymore?
>>12676667The books are turrble.
>>12676703The comic book?oh do you mean the fart joke
>>12676720Don't worry about it.
>>12676653W-which one?
>>12676667further proof that the books are worthless
>>12676698I liked the idea of Mare-Do-Well
>>12676720I don't know about that anon but if you could it would be greatBut that's just me
>>12676720Do it if you want, but if you aren't comfortable don't worry about it
>>12676615>>12676584ah, i havent done that in years
>>12676720Why is she so cute?
http://angelthecatgirl.tumblr.com/image/57627810013I'm not sure if I should have a boner, or if I should be giggling at those nipples.
>>12676761You still need a watermark.Or make your signature part of the drawing, so people can't really take it out without ruining the whole thing.
Whoa, Anon, you smell like pony. What have you been doing for the past day?
>>12676685>>12676715 >>12676742 any one of your choosing, for as long as you'd like, any day any time. They can nuzzle you while you sleep if you like.WEEP, WEEP AT THE HORROR.
>>12676763this picture needs a penis somewhere in it like coming out of the cloud or something
>>12676744its a fun idea, a super hero pony who is actually multiple poniessounds like it could be fun for comics
>>12676796Rolling around with Pinkie.
>>12676796Pony.That's what I've been doing.
>>12676800What kind of cruel madman are you to just think about something like this
>>12676810Anon please.Derpy is not for Sexual.
pony should pony pony
>>12676800this is too much, i think im gonna be sick
>>12676815What if your favorite pony was actually twins or triplets who took turns pretending to be the same pony?
>>12676832I am.... I AM Batman.
>>12676796
>>12676796Fucking my colt like the slut he is
>>12676861I AM THE PANTS
>>12676735>>12676752>>12676760It's not that I'm uncomfortable drawing Vore, I just think it would be weird drawing Derpy vore. Also I've practically been inking/coloring all day even before I started doing the Derpy's
>>12676861Goddammit Andy go be drunk in another place
>tfw Rarijack is canon
>>12676862B-but Bonbon Colgate and I were meant to be!
>>12676826>And just WHERE did you learn to pony?>You! I learned it by watching you!
>>12676841
>>12676864>slutty coltsu-unf
>>12675869No, I would never do such a stupid thing like that. Party Tail is objectively the best horsie.
>>12676888It's a tulpa feeling.
>>12676861And I can stalk anyone
>>12676888Guess again.
>>12676841Guess who's MY little pony?
>>12676859>multisweetiei dont think my heart could handle it
>>12676913There's an entire episode focused on RarijackI stand corrected
>>12676800what if someone else is cuddling the same pony as me at the same time?
>>12676920That's terrifying
>>12676932But there's no such episode.
>>12676933That pony is too little and inanimate to love. Pony should be at least waist height and smart enough to know pony is pony.
>>12676932But that's not true
>>12676924Diamond Table?that's an awful SB tier pun
>>12676952>>12676956>not watching the goddamn show2/10 made me reply.
>>12676924something seems off here, did twist cut her hair?
>>12676836>implyingDoes anyone have that other human Derpy cap?
>>12676905survey says that pinkie a shit
>>12676977No anon, you a shit! My wife is pure!
>>12676877Well again your choice if you do it or not.
>>12676973>>12676836Pardon the #BEEF
>>12676983Pinkie Pie = The worst. LITERALLY THE WORSTRarity = Undeniably, forever the best until beyond the end of time.Face facts.
>>12677019I like half the way you think anon.If only you eplaced Fluttershy with Pinkie and be 100% right...
>>12677019Both ponies are great!
>>12676977
>>12677019>not liking both sides of best ship
>>12677019>rarity>bestlol anon allow me to educate ur stupid butt fuck ass here is the tier list:Pinkie Pie, Pure Waifu of the Seven Seas >>>>> Rarity > Fluttershit > Applejacks > Twilight Speckle > Rainbow Douche
>>12677019>Pinkie Pie = The worst. LITERALLY THE WORSTBut Panka isn't Fluttershit
>>12677019Sorry anon, but Rarity is the worst.
>>12677050>best shipNah man. it's a nice a cute ship but not best ship. I respect your opinion tough
>>12677019>not liking bothyou are full of shit
This horse feels dead, someone do something interesting.
>>12677059But all the ponies are nice.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>12677083I'll draw something.
>>12677089I can vouch for that. Except Twist and Snips/Snails.
>>12677052Get a load of this wrong guy being wrong.
>>12677083We need an earth-shattering update. Like M.A. Larson having a near-death experience in a Tim Horton's or S4 moved to Q3 of 2014.
Friends should sharehttp://imgur.com/S24Hka4
>>12677050>Spergie PieNo
Must suck arguing which ship gets to be in second place compared to the true canon ship that is FlashLight.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATSSSSSSSS
>>12676836But that grey Pegasus has to be for sexual! There aren't any others!
>>12677107I don't know how to break this to you, xieril, but you're wrong.
>>12677019>not liking grey and pink
>>12677119Same as the show.
Pinkity is the best because they contrast and complement each other psychologically.One is the hyper girl whose ditzy facade belies a worldliness and wisdom that often surprises those around her.The other is a sophisticated, debonaire lady who at any given moment is ready to bust out as a squealing, giggling little girl.
heyguess whatall ponies are shit, every single one of them. you're all just huge scatophiles.
She is so majestic.
>>12677125There are no other grey Pegasus?
>>12677107twist is terrible, and all the other ponies know itapple bloom only hung out with her because they were both blank flanks
>>12677117It must suck not having a dick in a relationshipEvery couple should have at least 1 cock
>>12677146She is so ugly and bad at parenting.
>>12677050>twilight will never be the unfcomfortable filling of a marshmellow/candy floss sandwich
>>12677111>buttwings
>>12677150I like how even her toy has derped out eyes.
>>12677140>opposites attract>goodMight as well say that TwiPie and RariJack are actually good ships.
>>12677128Not really, no.
>>12677140>because they contrast and complement each other psychologically.autism speaks
>>12677160One of them is the element of magic. I'm sure that's not a problem
>>12677163>red bull enema
Nobody will take my wife Pinkie Pie away from me. She's the bestest horsie ever.
>>12677171>TwiPie>Not the cutest ship
>>12677189this a million times this
>>12677148Don't think so
>>12677171To be honest Raripie isn't as bad as those two.I mean it's not really opposites attract in this case.They might not have that much in common but they aren't complete opposites either. As he said Rarity can get pretty damn childish sometimes
>>12677205>but they aren't complete opposites eitherthey are.
Slap slap slapclap clap clap
>>12677148Sorta.
>>12677188>you will never drag anon's waifu into a glue factory as he watches helplessly tied to a chair in front of the glue factory
>>12677140>Pinkie brings out Rarity's inner basic mushroom
>>12677189I like when people call it Twinkie.
>>12677217Not on the same scale as Rarity - AJ or Twilight - Pinkie
>>12677188Not even Pinkie Pie?
>>12677148This one too.
>>12677189>shipping
>>12677189>>12677199Look at all of these great opinions
>>12677231That is my most favorite ship nameand my least favorite ship.
>>12677171Remember that while Rarijack is shat on by the 'fandom', it is practically Canon.
>>12677148Here's a male one.
Who was the guy that figured out I was Poultron in the other thread
>>12677265And this is why Rarijackfags are the worst
>>12677242And rumbleHow come all the grey ponies are Pegasus
>>12677272>waiting for new content
The best ship is anyone x Changeling.
>>12677283Rumble isn't for sexual though.
>>12677175Element of magic =/= element of Dick-conjuration. Cock-romacy, if you will.
S l a p S l a p S l a pC l a p C l a p C l a p
>>12677283Night guards are grey unicorns.
>>12677277Me.It was always me.
>>12677313More lick cock-growmancy amirite?
>>12677283Not all of them are. Here's an Earth Pony.
>>12677314Dammit anon, tenderize your chicken fillet somewhere else!
>>12677265Are all Rarijack fans this delusional?
>>12677316Isn't that only through uniformic magic armor
>>12677328But anon, who is me?
>>12677283And here's a Unicorn.
Personally I like Twirity because how simple this ship is. No opposites attract no I don't know what.Just Twilight and Rarity. There really isn't that much conflict between them. And they seem to do things together. Rarity and Twilight seem to go in town together. And they camped together for cider too.And Rarity teaching Twilight about love while Twilight is completely retarded at it would be cute as fuck.That's just me
>>12677262>>12677231ApplePie strikes a balance
>>12677121In all honesty, I think Flash and Twi are adorable together.
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little pony just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.
Have you brushed your teeth yet today, /a/?
>>12677354What's that unicorns name
>Pinkie Pie meets a sorrow spirit made entirely of tears>Succeeds at making it laugh>They hug, but Pinkie gets sucked in>Pinkie drowns>Passes the final laughter test and becomes an alicorn
>>12677314:Y
>>12677341Most no. Some of them tough...
>>12677371I don't brush my teeth.
>>12677283photoofmrpie.jpg
>>12677359I like Piety.
>>12677358I've always kinda liked that one too. It's simple, ya know?
Your waifu just cameIt was really messy and unbelievably satisfyingShe's lying there panting and dripping with a huge smile on her face and it's all thanks to you
>>12677359I wonder if Applepie will explode after that episode.
>>12677375...so she's a corpse? An alicorn corpse? That doesn't sound very kid friendly anon.
>>12677374I have no idea. Its a grey Lyra recolor. I'll go see if the bronies came up with a name for her.
>>12677371>/a/
Porn when?
>>12677397It's the best feeling in the world.
>>12677368Lyra you're hogging the whole goddamn couch I want to play Dark Souls
>>12677368Hehe, noice
>>12677397This is my fetish.
>>12677171>rarijack>badget out forever
>>12677378S L A P
>>12677368I wish lyra would give me that look every day
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS HATSSS
>>12677397Time for round 2
>>12677405forgot my image
>>12677331I am a blender of feelings. Pic unrelated.
>>12677397She came over? I'm so glad. Maybe I can treat her to some tea.
>>12677425Well you stink of dick.
>>12677425Whoah, thighs
>>12677403Well, Twilight was incinerated after she passed her test, what about that?
>>12677425muh penos
>>12677345A friend.
>>12677425Wh-what? I literally just came out of the shower!
>>12677412You could always sit on her lap.
>>12677425Well, if I smell so bad, then why don't you clean me up?
>>12677446She was just teleported with a violent explosion in her wake. I'm pretty sure that's different than drowning out in the open.
>>12677345Please respond
>>12677374Apparently they came up with the name Monochrome Sunset. It was the top voted choice on Reddit, so that explains why its so terrible.
>>12677461>explosive winking
>>12677358That's not bad justification but I like Twinkie because of the inverted extroverted relationship between the two despite the whole opposites attract thing.
>>12677450what da heck is dat supposed to mean
>>12677425I think something is wrong with that pony.
>>12677418xieril will you fix the neck on that lewd Rarity drawing you did some time ago?
>>12677425reply
>>12677313Dick Conjuration is magicSo actually Twilight can be the element of Dickmancy
>>12677425what the fuck did you just say to me u fucking fuck
>>12677358Apart from being unicorns, they have no connection. Even AJ has that 'Working/business woman/older sister' thing in common.
>>12677510ur a cutie
>>12677425Excuse you
>>12677519>tfw you will never be a cutiefeels batman
>>12677514They're both sophisticated ponies.
>>12677514>Even AJ has that 'Working/business woman/older sister' thing in commonThat means absolutely nothing.
>>12677425You should change 'you' to 'I'no reason or anything
fart fart fart faaaaaart
>>12677533>Twilight not even interested in the cuddlingCanon it's a one sided relationship.
>>12677519how dare u s ay that to me
I really need to figure out a name so I can post my drawings with a name to see if I get more replies.
>>12677560Why would you do that?
>>12677573Fagposter
>>12677563That was canon during her "WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP" phase
>>12677570You type like a woman.
>>12677563>implying
>>12677573>to see if I get more replies.You will, there's not really anything to be tested.
>>12677412>"Dark Souls? Is that a game? That sounds like fun! Let's do it let's do it!"
>>12677585You guys always suggest something with fag, poster, or anon in it. Names like that are almost as lame as just using the name of a pony.
>>12677573http://www.spinxo.com/
>>12677615What's your drawing then?
>>12677612I think the game would scare her pants off.
>>12677612what pinkie what are you doing here that's not GIVE ME BACK THE CONTROLLER PINKIE NO DON'T GO THERE THAT'S THE
>>12677615Then just pick two letters that aren't being used by someone else.
>>12677612THE DOGS PINKIE GET THE DOGS
>>12677635>Pants offPerfect.
>>12677615Just call yourself Honey Syrup or some crap like that.
>>12677637>she beats the Capra Demon on her first try
>>12677411>>12677421>moaning>squirming>gasping>squirting>all because of you
>>12677642αα!
>>12677658>With the broken sword
>>12677635>>12677654>pinkie pie puts on pants just so she can be scared out of them
>>12677573Ponyweedlord
>>12677563Can't say she ain't tryingYou know there was this fanfic where Rarity kept trying to tell Twilight she loves her but Twilight was so goddamn oblivious. One time Rarity got drunk, barged in in Twilight's home and said she loved her, only for twilight to think she loved her as a friend
>>12677612>that peeking pankaGosh, that's really cuteWhy is Dork Souls so confusing
>>12677397GOD yes.
>>12676509How sick?Do I need to get my shot gun?
>>12677674xXx_420P0/\/y_SnIP3r_xXx
MLPG which is your favorite CMC? I love Sweetie Belle. She's adorable and she can sing.
>>12677670>Pinkie unzips your pants while you're playing>You can't stop her, they're already off by the time you notice>She puts them on herself>Wait for about 10 seconds>Screams as your pants fly off her>Your both sitting there pantless when the rest walk in
>>12677688Confusing in what way?
>>12677709SweetieCutest pony
>>12677630My drawing is ponies.>>12677656I think you suggested that to me before. Its a good idea, I just can't get into it.>>12677705Beautiful.
>>12677661And how does she like the fact that she's getting him panting and stiffening and shooting all because of her?
>>12677709I like Scootaloo because no one likes Scootaloo
>>12677709But her singing voice is literally the worst, it's even canon.
>>12677678Which fic was this?
>>12677591cries
>>12677744w-whoathat's a lot of ponya-and that rainbow dash buttHNNNNNNG THAT PANK
>>12677746NO!
>>12677726Well what kind of name do you want? Do you want an original name or something? Or a silly name, or something like Teapot?
>>12677746http://www.fimfiction.net/story/44792/damn-it-twilight-i-love-youThe first chapter is the best one. The others...are hit and miss.
>>12677744>smooth, featureless crotchUNNF
>>12677763that is scootaloo
>>12677711Who are the rest besides Lyra who's been here all along?
I wish Rediv's pony was real and she would sit on my face
>>12677746but that's wrong.She sings great in Babs Seed. To bad the animators fucked up everything.
>>12677709Mines is Sweetie Belle as well! I do like the rest of the CMC but Sweetie got that cracking voice and she is fucking adorable in Sisterhooves Social.
>>12677796>that is scootaloo#WHOA
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon hats and sht
>>12677744Whoa, watch that fat buddy. Fat is a very tricky path
>>12677635>"Wh-why is jelly coming out of that man? Why'd you hurt that doggy?"
>>12677790Fuck meant to reply to >>12677753
>>12677818Fuck off
Anyone else notice some parallels with Mary Spuckler and LE APPLEJAKH?
>>12677709abblebloom is cutest CMC
>>12677797Celestia, the mane 6, pinkie parents, your parents, jesus, and the avengers.
>>12677744>that Pinkie pudgeNot bad
>>12677789I'm not really sure, which is the entire problem here. It just sounds like I'm whining now so I'll stop. Thanks, Anon.
>>12677727It almost makes her cream herself just thinking about it
>>12677826Who the fuck is mary spuckler?
>>12677822pinkie it's a game it's not reallook maybe this is a bad time
>you will never see this with your own eyes
>>12677846Reprising character on the Simpsons, one of Cleetus the Slack-Jawed Yokel's daugher who has an on-again off-again relationship with Bart
>>12677474That's basically the same as what I like about Twidash.Opposites attract, introvert/extrovert, and the whole athleticism/academia that they both could easily have a mutual respect of.
>>12677839A good way to come up with a name is to find sounds and words you like to say and kind of mold them together.
>>12677862But I just did. Why would a blind person play around on an IMAGEboard?
>>12677862I'm an astronaut actually, so...
>>12677822It's cool pinkie they're all bad guys. Except for that guy in the sun costume he's the son of the sun god. But I need to kill him for his armor. So I can pretend to be him.
>>12677822d'aww
>>12677822It's fine, pinkie. It's just a game!
>>12677822I don't think its a good idea to play that kind of game in front of Pinkie.>>12677826I stop watching the Simpson long ago. It looks like the "Give Bart a Celebrity Girlfriend" Format.
>>12677839Pick something you like, from something you watched or read or heard, take sounds you like to hear and mash them together, take a funny word or phrase and take a chunk of it
>>12677862Maybe someday I'll be able to pilot a space plane.
>>12677871You should bring a Pinkie plush into space with you. Take a picture. Then eject her out the airlock.
>>12677878FUCK YOURUN AWAY FROM THIS MADMAN PINKIEand run to me
>>12677822hnnnnnnnnnnngh
>>12677871likely story
>>12677906MY WIFE! NO!
>>12677905Is that the xbox 360 light ring on the side?>Micro$hit in charge of space
>>12677867...Femdickdom?
>>12677892>It looks like the "Give Bart a Celebrity Girlfriend" Format.Yes and no? She's voiced by Zooey Descanel who I can barely stand but she's appeared three times at some cross purposes with Bart. She's the most serious would-be girlfriend he's had, Though the dude is 12.
>>12677822COLORplease, so i can adequately feel the high potential for cute this pic has
>>12677822>want to link Pinkie to the classic YATTA Dark souls video to cheer her up>it's no longer available
>>12677709I like this one
>>12677790Many thanks, anon.
>>12677905>skylonit won't be more than a nice technology demonstator, the concept has a future skylon itself has not.
>>12677871and i'm an astronaut and pretty mare.
>>12677947It isn't?
>>12677545Think of the relationship as two axles. They must move in tandem, for the relationship to go anywhere (read:mean something, in the long run.) Gears do a great job of meshing together, to move things in tandem. Think of a gear's relationship to it's neighbour (lover). Think of the shape of a gear. it is like a wheel with 'teeth', to help it grip other gears' teeth. These teeth represent differences. They provide a place for the gears to push off one another, and turn each other [working with, and embracing the differences, to make progress]. See how that works?now think of it differently. The second type of gears are the circles that have swoops cut into them, to form indents. these little caves (the swoops) represent similarities between parties. They also mesh together, though not as effectively if it's the only point of contact for the two gears, as it's smoother. . There are ways to make this kind of relationship more efficient, but it requires more little cogs, and the couple of gears end up taking it slow, so they don't slip. Think of your 'twirity or Rarilight'. It's literally two sticks rubbing against each other. No teeth of difference, or indents of similarity. It's pretty homosexual.
>>12677938http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mary_SpucklerWhat a silly pony
I LOVE EVERYTHINGEVEN BCS AND ROSS AND ATRYLS UGLY HORSECOCKS
>>12677871Enjoy your fingernails slowly tearing off. Ponies do not find that attractive.
>>12677994Uploader deleted it apparently.Only mirror is some Jap site that requires a login.
>>12677948Those are some tiny legs.
>>12677906it'd be neat if the plush actually went across the universe but more likely it'd just be taken by earth's gravity and eventually burn up in the atmosphere
>>12677996So we aren't even arguing that all ponies should not be lesbians, or for sexual? We're going this direction now? Okay then.
horsecocks?
>>12678018Ponies don't even have fingernails. They have big o'l chunky hooves and would probably be terrified of your hands anyways.
>>12677867I like that idea. I used to do it myself, but kinda stopped. No idea why, either....
>>12676256get this amateur level shit out of my face
>>12678049Cockhorses.
>>12678022Well, that sucks.
>>12677996> relationships need to be "opposites attract, gotta grind out some magic"What is suffering
>>12678049Marecunts
>>12678048That was a joke. I went on too long about gears and relationships, I forgot to make fun of the people on /s4s/. >implying straight relationships ever
>>12678080I never said that.
>>12676590horses dont even have sphincters in their ass. that is why they cant hold in their shit and shit all over the place.
>>12678039I wish space exploration was as easy as KSP. I would totally send a Pinkie plush on a intergalactic journey.
>>12678080>read two sentencesDo you want me to detail abusive relationships with pistons? I have more examples. I'm just lazy
>>12678005Even these ugly horsecocks?http://derpiboo.ru/392889
>>12678081disgusting
>>12678049Big fat thick ones that you tease out of their sheath and grind between youOnes that you don't let retract and cuddle after you're finished
>>12678092Stop playing with your food. What are you? 7?
>>12677996So you're saying that Rarijack stands no changes of meshing.
>>12678105u-unf
>>12678099> Let's just keep extending the machine metaphor! That'll make me right!
>>12678102That's a pretty nice stylized one though
>>12678092>tfw can never blow milkshake bubbles with lyra
>>12678088But he replied to me. >>12678112Pls.it's like a 10 speed bicycle. It meshes all over the place.
>>12678132> I'm going to use greentext! That'll make me right!
>>12678099>Abusive relationship with pistonsUnf
>>12678137No, no it's not
>>12678132>anything but the love machineThis applies to friendships. I find that friends I have that like ALL the same things I do get boring to be around.
>>12678143A 10 speed bicycle that's disassembled, rusted and made from parts repurposed from refrigerators and power saws.
>>12678160Aprehensive kek.
>>12678161What stylized horsecocks do you prefer, then?
>>12678150But relationships don't work by analogy. Why do you think autistic people who are fantastic at mechanical can't stop spewing spaghetti in interpersonal engagements?
>>12678137no its not.>preputial ring inside of the sheathWHATthats like someone drawing a human wang with 2 foreskins on it because it is his style
>>12678122Nice floppy cocks that you hold gently while you spoon themLovely hard cocks that you stroke when they get their morning wood
sex with scootaloo
>>12678178None. there aren't any decent ones out there.
>>12678191unf
>>12678170Still better than Rarilight. #rekt.
>>12677930You never disappoint me mlpg
>>12678192nice and tight
>>12678165Yeah but would you be friends with someone who has a contrasting personality with you and virtually no similar interests?It's a retarded concept that saying the more different they are they more they like each other. Bigotry happens when people ARE different.
>>12678179Don't bother, this is like trying to argue "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" is cute but inaccurate.
Well that certainly was a productive day, two knights. With a new found confidence in my fine detail abilities.Though i'm not entirely too happy with the way the colours came out, they look far more purple than i wanted it to look. A blended highlight might be able to solve it. (i still have to do highlighting anyways.
>>12678178horsecocks can be stylized and still have accurate parts
>>12678210Men are from EarthWomen are from EarthDeal with it
>>12678217> accurate partshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4cgLL8JaVI
>>12678192
>>12678225> implying women aren't all beautiful pone waifus trapped in two-leg meat puppets
Have a three-year-old video, you bunch of faggots.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMicIH6mcWI
Who wants a picture of me in my new Rainbow Dash kigurumi?
>>12678215i always wanted to paint minis but after trying a set of warhammer bullshit and everything turned out awful i gave up forever
>>12678215I know Lizardmen got updated recently.What's the latest gossip? I've stopped paying much attention to warham news.So many of the new models are just so boring.
>>12678198Delicious long cocks that poke out between your legs in the morningBlissful wet dreams as you jerk their cock, believing it to be your own
>>12678192Only if she wanted it.
>>12678256
>>12678256Why don't you just draw ponies? Is that so much to ask?
>>12678209I didn't get to hybrid gear systems in my post. Prepare yourself. Also, My skiing friends are like that.
>>12678268sthap
>>12678191>>12678268oh god i fucking love horsecocks
What if you had a little Rarara of your own?
>>12678272"I...don't want to let you go..."
>>12678192not for sexual
>>12678268... This is taking me placesAll too comfortable places
>>12678256are you talking about a real picture? i am interested in seeing that.i am always looking for more artist rl pics to add to the wall
>>12677886>"My pony innocence is soiled! My world is shattered! I demand Retribution!">"Gimme belly rubs!"
>>12678257Never fear. GW is aware of your feelings of intimidation and so now the 'eavy metal team actually paints worse display models specifically so you don't feel overwhelmed.
>>12678272I prefer to cuddle.
>>12678215How much do I have to thin my paints to get it to look like that?
>>12678299Sell her to science and sell the likeness and story rights to Disney as fast as I couldThere's no fucking way I'd bother keeping a jailbait horse around the house.
>>12678308How unfortunate, because neither are you.
>>12678316QUICKLY, WHILE SHE'S VULNERABLETICKLE HER
>>12678316>retributionthat's a big word Pinkie.
>>12678316This was your plan all along, wasn't it?C'mere, you!
>>12678256Shit dude that's kawaii.
>>12678317> just spewing bullshit in 2013
>original well written light hearted skillfully produced pony music about main characters >august 2013i love you cats millionaire
>>12678292The gear analogy is flawed in it of itself. The gears have to be similar structure to even function properly, if they were shaped differently it'd be like putting a square peg into a round hole.
>>12678316MY PLEASURE!
>>12678308No, I read the manual, and it clearly states that Scootaloo is, in fact, for sexual.
>>12678257its just like drawing, practice makes perfect. but with drawing you can make your own images, while painting models is essentially a colouring book. but i'm not great at drawing. >>12678262I dunno, i barely play, just paint. I'm really only going through my backlog of miniatures getting them all painted just to say i did. (i bought into the reaper kick starter so i have plenty of new models to paint anyways)>>1267832250/50 and i always put too many coats anyways, (the trick is washes)
>>12678327that's cooli'm fine with this
>>12678299I would comb her hair and buy her dresses
>>12678318I'd do whatever she wanted me to, really. She'd be a nice friend to have.
>>12678357> making things not for sexual SEXUAL is Pinkie's fetish
>>12678325Now don't jump to conclusions yet. She probably doesn't become a slut until much later.
>>12678357you're also not for friends or hugs
>>12678256is it a nude picture?with the jacket half zipped?
>>12678316No that's just what she wants, raspberry instead.
>>12678346
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c
>>12678372Like toast and oatmeal?
>>12678367She would ask you to play games with her and help her learn to fly!
>>12678345So do partners in a relationship. You have to think differently. switch gears, if you will. No regrets. I mean little differences and nuances, not electromagnetic polar opposites
>>12678379not like i have a use for either of those
>>12678367What if you were the same age as her?
>>12678389OH NOOOODISEMBODIED HANDS
>>12678256That's not fair. A girl that pretty shouldn't have to wear that garbage. Dunno if those eyes are supposed to be that crossed, but that smile is adorable.
>>12678400http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY
>>12678376Her actual sexual acts has nothing to do with itI'm just saying it'd be WAY easier to sell her and buy a Real Doll simulacrum, meaning absolutely no reprisal for fucking a marshmallow equine with the mental age of eight.> I milk the "stranger from the stars who just had to go where she belonged - with doctors who knew how to care after her, like in her own wilds"> "a story of a lifetime"> myself portrayed by a hunched-over Brad Pitt for some fucking reason> all the while pounding away at something that looks exactly like her in a mansion made with brony bux
>>12678401"OATMEAL? ARE YOU CRAZY?!"But what would a woman get out of it unless she has a mess fetish?
>>12678406I sure hope she would.>>12678416That would be the most preferable situation because then it wouldn't be weird.
>>12678256I'd rather see red in hers.
>>12678449Too bad, you're your age.
>>12678407That's what I mean. Carbon copies would probably get dull, I understand. But putting together people who by all means would likely despise each other and expecting them to put aside their differences and love one another is living in some marxist fantasyland paradise. Like Equestria I suppose
>>12678465That means I just have to wait for her.
>>12678450>red>dressed up as sylveonI don't know if I should think it's cute, or be concerned with her life choices.
>>12678465Then I would ask why a full grown Pegasus still can't fly.
>>12678485Why wait?
any good second person horse dom stories?where anon is the sub?
>>12678450>wanting to see a pony dressed up like a humanBut why?
>>12678345>>12678480Also, even so, there are more types of gears than you realize. But Yeah, basic things like sexual orientation, actual willingness to be in a relationship, species, preferred foods can all match. Spaces between the teeth must match on gears, after all. It's the leverage, the actual teeth that are the differences. otherwise, without the spaces (broad similarities), they'd end up breaking each other. You could have stopped it.
Pony is rubbing herself in the bathtub
Would you wash a smelly pony?
>>12678400what a classic.
>>12678514How? They don't have fingers.
>>12678495I am very much looking forward to the season 4 episode where Scootaloo gets picked on for not flying I hope it is full of >feels
>>12678493It's just a pajama, like the bear one in Lain
>>1267850199% of gay fics with anon
>>12678514GoodThat's usually how get clean in the bath
>>12678523
>>12678336>"I learned to read!">>12678337>"I'm a clever she devil!"
>you will never wake up as a girl and with your pony waifu eating you out
>>12678523I used to do it all the time back when I rode horsesExcept they were horses, not ponies.
>>12678501depends on which pone you're looking for
>>12678514Nonsense, she is just cleaning it, Anon.Something responsible parents do.
>>12678528I really hope she doesn't fly. The moral should be about the bullying, not that someday they'll stop because you'll prove them wrong.
>>12678545>You will never wake up as a grill and with your pony waifu cooking in you
>>12678549Fitting.*wink*
>>12678542you did? i'm proud of you Pinkie.
>>12678542A scamp and a scallywag, at least. Now come on, let's pop in Smash Brothers and have fun.
>>12678533>>12678548any fic is ok with mei r-really like bubble berry though
>>12678513This is actually the dumbest and most reductionist model of relationships I've ever heard.
>>12678499i keep trying to give rose the dick but she always refuse
>>12678556She will jump Ponyville gorge on her scooter.
>>12678549I can't tell if she's trying to wink or not.
>>12678556I hope it's something along the lines of>Tiara and silver fall some great height with scootaloo the only one there to save them>They beg her to help>She says she would, but she can't fly>Worst fillies die and we stop hearing about them already
>>12678556>In the end of the episode Scootaloo flies.>And becomes a princess.
>>12678583She isn't winking.She's blinking.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon TIME FOR CANTERLOT BITCHES
>>12678600
>>12678592>season 4 finale>Everyone is now a princessexcept Applejack
>>12678586I saw some greentext shit on derpibooru with Diamond Tiara domming the fuck out of anon and taking all his money.It made my dick Diamond Hard
>>12678617>All my friends are princesses!>And Applejack, too!
>>12678640
>>12678540I think I actually puked a littleOh shitOH SHITTT
>>12678652Not that one, but that one also gets me going
>>12678485>pbtftppftsounds serious
>>12678654
*unsheath*
You can either marry your vidya waifu or your pone waifuThe other will never existChoose wisely
>>12678540I finally forgot about that shit you asshole
>>12678701
>>12678685control your horseboners in class anon
>>12678654>would you prove your loyalty and affection to your waifu by accepting her plea to eat out her rancid unwashed and crusty cunt?
>>12678711*spurt*
>>12678713> how can you say you love a girl if you won't even eat her poopOr, you knowJust getting her some mint extract, cranberry juice, and some Difloucan as soon as you find out it's pony-safe
>>12678673the word "itch" is not the same as "scratch"you scratch an itchyou don't itch an itch
>>12678574pls
>>12678688A true man would choose neither, so that both may live.Even though it would destroy him.
>sleeping in a big bed with the mane 6>Fluttershy is kinda scared, but affectionate is curls up close beside you>Twilight nestles herself under one of your arms>Rarity is a bit prissy with her hair in curlers and her face mask, but still holds close to your arm>Rainbow Dash sleeps right on your chest like she does a cloud>Applejack is in a deep slumber from working all day, her head resting heavily by your shoulder>Pinkie sleeps across your legs like a cat, splayed out in a large area
>>12678688Centaur vidya waifu and pone waifuFluttershy and Lightning
Wanted to draw some Twinkie.
>>12678688Pone waifuI don't have a vidya waifu because having more than one waifu is dumb
>>12678758I hate it
>>12678738you have to maintain you waifu's genital hygene yourself if she's unable to.preferrably with tonguebaths. it's the most gentle and leat irritating way to remove cuntdirt
>>12678772>Anon finds a vibrator remote.gif
why aren't you in bed cuddling your pony plushie?
>>12678758I love it
>>12678795Plushies will not warm my bed.
>>12678748what do you know about being a true man? you fat internet nerd.
>>12678751>Dash's legs twitch and kick in her sleep, thoroughly ruffling up your shirt
>>12678795IT STILL HASN'T SHIPPEDFUCK EVERYTHING
>>12678572Pinkie Pie stop, how are you even winning.
MLPG how could it possibly work out between me and Pinkie Pie?I mean, where would we live? Just both share a small room above Sugar Cube Corner together? With another family? Seems awfully cramped
>>12678787i wish i could go back in time 5 minutes and kill myself before i heard someone use the word "cuntdirt"
MI PEQUEÑO PONICHICAS DE EQUESTRIA
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S8358801
does Rarity mark out for Bobby Roode, or Austin Aries?
>>12678826
>>12678814she could live with you
>>12678826DOOKS PLSPLS DOOKS PLS
>>12678808Say to to my face you small deer and not online and see what happensDon't think that since you're small and adorable I wont you up
>>12678816>>12678787It, wellIt'd require years of intense neglect and lack of self-care, like not even passing a wet washrag over genitals for it to get nearly that badBut I dunnoI just don't know
>>12678826La paz nunca fue una opción.
>>12678814live with her in the human worldlike me and my pony wife
>>12678795oh fuck she's been in my room alone all dayshit mlpg I gotta GO
>>12678826LITERALLY horrifying.
>>12678777Yeah it's pretty bad, sorry.
>>12678872But wont people ask questions why I have a small pink horse living in my house?
>>12678826http://youtu.be/epx_S05r-5E?t=1m6s
>>12678816>>12678787>>12678738I was eating a hot skillet cookie with ice cream on top when this greentext thing started getting posted.This put me off cookies for god's sakes. Now I can only hear the word "cunt dirt" carried on the smell the sizzle of cheap mega-desserts.FUCK
>>12678826Oh god
>>12678826HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO BEST PONY!?
>>12678881No No the picture is fine if not mildly boringBut I hate Twinkie
>>12678813That's what I'd like to know. It's not even plugged in and it's to the wrong system! Something must be up with this gamecube...
>>12678883that suggestion was directed at people that live alone and don't have company
>>12678885If you're not gonna finish that can I have it?
>>12678813Those controller ain't hooves friendly.>>12678826MY GOD! KILL IT!
>>12678883just tell them she's your wifethey'll understandand if they don't, then they aren't your friends
>>12678885When the hell did you come back, and why?
Hi Rainbow Dash.
>>12678826>I NEED YOUR SEMEN TO SURVIVE
>>12678885they are cute colorful marshmallow ponies, they have cookiedough herpes and smegma and icecream turds.
>>12678907What a coincidence, its not hand friendly either!
>>12678826KUF
>>12678906Just nuke pre-made cookie dough on the bottom of a dish for 1 minute and top with vanilla ice cream. It's a fraction of what it'd cost to ship this thing and by then it'd be ice cream soup. Warm.
>>12678905>liberate_te_ex_infernis.exe
>>12678816cunny hunny
>>12678918What? Can't you see I'm busy?
>>126787512cozy
>>12678921You can't spell fun without unf.
>>12678826WHY.
With the blood we took from your fingers
>>12676988Okay, tell me what you think.
>>12678940It's past midnight, Dash. Shouldn't you get some sleep?
>>12678917Got back into writing and never left entirely.>>12678925This would explain why Pinkie finds herself at the STD clinic so often.
>>12678957
>>12678957Why is she eating that bellflower?
>>12678975
>>12678991Probably won't ink them. Maybe just this last one some other time.
>>12678952>think of that face sliding down my dick>boner
>>12678998How horrible.
>>12678540>>12678654>>12678713>>12678738>>12678787>>12678816>>12678673I hate this simply for the fact that it assumes nobody would say anything until it got that bad.Seriously though I'm pretty sure her doctor would have probably given her advice on personal hygiene and DEFINITELY would have noticed an infection, thereby preventing this entire situation.The fact that someone actively wants this to happen - indeed, probably gets off on it - scares me a little.
Um, hello Anon... I made you some tea.
>>12679051There were general threads about this shit. Dedicated to it.Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
>>12679064Thanks, Fluttershy.Does it have caffeine in it, though? It's kinda late and I should be getting to bed soon.
>>12679064it's shit
>>12679064Thanks Fluttershy. What type is it?
>>12679051Maybe a few people find the thought of total malaise sexually exciting, but mostly it sounds like "I'm gonna gross you all out SO HARD."It's also possible - though maybe not probable - that a woman could go without ever seeing a gynocologist. Most people are too 'polite' to mention the obvious -- YOU NEED TO GET TO A DOCTOR, GODDAMN.It doesn't help that you're not supposed to demonize a woman for her genital odor if any, because it's misogynistic to call them fish-gashes or what have you.
>>12678617I wish to be the prettiest princess
Derpe is a very classy pone.
>>12679051Welcome to the internet.
>>12679064Oh thanks!Did you make enough for Pinkie? I going to see her soon and I bet she'd love some
>>12678540
>>12679087Elle est un poney laid
>>12679064>Tea>not Pepsi-Cola®GO AWAY WORST PONY
>>12679109>pepsiamerican pleb
>>12679087No comprendo homosexualo lingo franco marijuana chihuahua esse trinidad
>>12679073>>12679077>>12679092Oh, it's my favorite kind! Why don't you take a drink?
>>12678998I approve for obvious reasons, cute nonetheless.
>>12679109>>12679121>Not drinking Beverly
>>12679127DRINK IT
>>12679127No, seriously, what in the tea?
>>12679127That response took a while. I already drank the whole thing.
>>12679134You are all different kinds of lewd. Like, it's not lewd type of lewd.
>>12679121I get the pleb part, but not the American part
>>12679144wut
>>12679127...After you.
>>12679126>marijuana chihuahua
I want to sexually a pinkie pie
>>12679139>>12679140>>12679142Oh, just some concentrated cyanide I got from Zecora. I'm tired of you non-ponies being a stain on Equestria. I'll make sure your body gets used by a bear I know. At least you'll be good for something... goodbye.
>>12679177Y-you too.
Well, this is an interesting tag: http://derpibooru.org/tags/4chan
Needs More Lauren Faust.
>>12679144Cute lewd is the lewdest of all.
>>12679177I FUCKING KNEW IT. FUCK YOU, YOU WORST PONY PIECE of... shi
>>12679177Joke's on you, dipshit, those 'almond cookies' you just ate were full of that shit. I've been drinking browned barley tea like a good would-be Mormon.Tell me what bear would most enjoy devouring you. I imagine you only have a few minutes left.Sshhh, shh, don't struggle. It'll just hasten it all.
>>12679177You truly are worst pony.
>>12679155Like size difference. What's up with that?
>>12679134Thanks Khorme! That means a lot.
>>12679088I want to leave now.
>>12679175pankquest part 3 coming soon
>>12679226Yay
>>12679177Oops. I accidentally spilled it all over your face.
>>12679194That short bit about Big Mac putting heavy machinery away in Dash is pretty choice.
>>12679226Brae?where's part 2?
>>12679177Oh shit I spilled it all over angelCan I get some more?
>>12679226YES
>>12679204>Wanna party, /co/?
>>12679222You don't understand. Once you leave, the real world will be boring in comparison. Eventually you'll come back, and what's more you'll even try to find shocking stuff. The surprise is what you are wanting to feel, but you'll start to build up a tolerance. Soon you need weirder and weirder things to satiate yourself.
>>12678808my favorite animal is piebald deer
>>12679226post about more, every day every thread. occupy the thread. you always get a away with it, push it as far as you can.
>>12679222Lol welcum 2 the internets ecks dee u can nevr leafhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opU5L1tQ-tE
>>12678286Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how irrelevant I am
>>12679269deer are sexy.
>>12679249https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/Pinkiesleepoverquest2.png
far, far to the East, below the deepest mountain in all the world, away from the reach of even the longest of Equestrian tendrils, there is a cave. for a thousand thousand years this cave has been sealed, but inside, it is not dark, nor black. there is a single torch that lights this cave, a single torch planted in the ground, the light of which is bounced off of and reflected by mountains and valleys and continents and oceans of treasure; gold, silver, jewels, spices, weapons, goods, all that one could imagine, as though all the dragons of the world had pooled their hoardings together a hundred times over. the light of this torch fills the cave with light, and there, in the light, can a figure be made out. a silent colossus, a face carved of stone, with limbs of steel and hair of iron, eyes filled with diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, and topazes. this statue, massive beyond any reckoning, holds a massive sword, on which is inscribed, in the old Runic script of the ancient horses, the words "That which befell shall befall; let none forget that we forgot." Too, it holds a scale cast all of gold; on one side is a heart, and on the other, equal to the heart, is an hourglass, on which is written "Against yourself measure the good done in your absence." Adorning its brow is a crown of silver thorns. Each thorn bears a symbol that feeds the torch at the foot of the statue, and as long as its light shines, the legend speaks, all shall be well, and the king of the thorns shall sleep.
Flitter or Cloudchaser?
>>12679280> TWIST N THE GIRLSSo is that "Twist AND the Girls" or "TWISTIN' THE GIRLS?"
>>12679226AW YES PART THREE GODDAMN IT YES YES YES
>>12679293ANDLike Crash N The Boys
>>12679290The one that isn't a slut
>>12679290Cloudchaser. You just know with hair like that she's into some wild shit.
>>12679280>how irrelevant I amDon't you mean "how irrelevant you are"?I'm the Anon here, doofus.
>>12679290yes
>>12679280>jpg
>>12679226Shave your legs if you want me to fap to your saucy selfies brae
>>12679215Ha. Hahahahah. Hahahahahah. I get puns. Sometimes.>>12679218No problem there's a severe shortage of good pony vore, and those were pretty good
>>12679287>Inspect statueThis is a Limestone statue. All craftshorseship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Limestone, Gypsum, Native platinum, Magnetite, Limonite and Malachite, studded with Pig iron, decorated with cave lobster shell and dog leather and encircled with bands of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite, Native gold, Malachite, Limonite and Oak. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Limestone, Gypsum, Native platinum, Magnetite and Limonite and menaces with spikes of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite, Limonite, Malachite, Orthoclase, Steel and Brown jasper. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Limestone.
>>12679290Both. But if I had to choose, Cloudchaser. Her mane is super awesome.
>>12679280But I like the way you draw ponies.
>>12679290Depends whether you're in the mood for cute, or for sexy.
>>12679280You have been one busy guy. Questing, drawing, and whatnot. Now I might not be a boobologist, but aren't her tits kind of low? It's almost like they are jutting out at the bottom of her rib cage like torpedoes. I can see how she might be pressing the words down but I can't see the curvature from where the tit starts so I can almost see as if it's not attached at all.
>>12679226Didn't you say you were going to draw Mti and Mua?
Real horses are big, dumb, smelly animals. I cannot fathom why a person would want to have sex with one.
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>>12679285oh lordy that confession was perfect
>>12679349>big, dumb, smellyWell it worked for your mom
>>12679347I did. Just haven't scanned the sketches, and have more planned for them. Had a bit of a comic sketched out for them. I've got a good page of dialogue but that's about it.
>>12679353I don't see the difference in any of those images
>>12679349Real horses are actually pretty smart
>>12679280Please update ball jointed pinkie piePLS
>>12679373Because you have shitgoggles on.
>>12679285I've been reading too much Manga, I started from the wrong side...
>>12679373Exactly. Look at the file sizes.
>>12679353Yes, and the image posted is the kinda that should be a png, not jpg.
>>12679290Or is never a factor. It's always both.
Ponies saw your internet activity
>>12679339which one for cute?which for sexy?which for both?
>>12679394You should probably kill yourself
>>12679375I remember hearing somewhere when the Native Americans first saw the horses brought over by the Spanish, the word they used for them translated to "Big Dog" - mostly in reference to how loyal and intelligent and brave they could be.
>>12679373>>12679400http://imgur.com/AvgEe&K5AE6&jz9oI&qUFpI
>>12679425I'm sorry anon, I should commit Mitsubishi.
>>12679414unf unf orgasm face unf
oh god Celestia that feels so fucking good holy shit I'm gonna cum so hard
>>12679417>lyra likes fanfictionwho knew?
>>12679422>Pick Flitter for cute>About to walk away with an adorable Pegasus pony fitted with a pink bow on her head>Cloudchaser zips around to your face, looks you square in the eye and adamantly says 'HEY! I can pull off cute too!"Would you take your chances with CC or stick with Flitter?
>>12679417
>>12679417My internet history consists mostly of 4chan.
>go to equestria>it's too late>it's been ten years since the communist revolution>non-ponies not allowed in equestrian society>those with useless cutie marks like silver spoon were exiled or executed>chased off by russian speaking fillies with mosin nuggets>tfw
>>12679417>they see all the bonbon nudes you were looking atIts not what you think!
>>12679467>Silver Spoon>Useless Cutie MarkWe're going to have to have a talk, you and I...
>>12679455Are they pleasedAre they laughingI don't knowAren't human dicks pretty girthy compared to little pony dicks
>>12679455I think Twilight would be intelligent enough to recognize a penis when she sees one.
>>12679467That sounds like paradise.
please post gay second person stories where anon is the subthanks
>>12679485>>>/sub/
>>12679474How is being spoiled useful? Or are you implying she's very good at spooning?
>>12679467>not disappearing into the shadows>not jury-rigging a tranquilizer gun together>not remembering the basics of CQC
>>12679485get fucked
>>12679290Cloudchaser is cuter and seems like she loves sucking massive loads out of your balls and down her throat
>get on scale>disappointed>re-weigh to make sure>it reads an even higher number
>>12679467So as long as I can become a pony everything is good?
>>12679476>he hasn't seen a horse cockOh yeah! Real girthy! Hahah
>>12679449
>>12679502She doesn't even wear a bow.
How do I get motivationI haven't wanted to draw in a long time now
>>12679508Stop eating like shit.
>>12679512Ponies are pretty small, and their penis's would scale accordingly.
>>12679476>>12663232
>>12679512These are little ponies.Normal pony dicks aren't much wider than human dicks.
>>12679517I'd like to think she is just getting caught proof reading out loud.
>>12679526But horse dicks are giant.why do I know this I blame you people
>>12679519I'll give you a good suggestionEveryone thinks I'm you when I play tf2 ;-;
>>12679519Have you watched cartoons? Read books? Ate copious amounts of chocolate?
>>12679543Every average people know horse dicks are bigger than normal.
>>12679544It would be fun if she played. The only other girl that I know that plays is Rose.
>>12679519listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgDemGMy3CMStart drawing ponies
>>12679495She's obviously a talented chef and knows how to make a great cup of tea.
>>12679519Do you mean motivation or ideas? Because we can give ideas.
>>12679563She came to the server once, iirc
>>12679526
>>12679519Believe in me who believes in you!
>>12679568>Not vodkaWe have no need for useless fillies in motherland.
>>12679587What's the girth of pony penis though?
>>12679544But I've played TF2 with you guys beforehttp://steamcommunity.com/id/toukofukawa/>>12679556I watch stuff all the time but i cant find anything interesting as of lateI've just been reading dragon books and green lantern comics>>12679571motivationlord knows i have enough to do
>>12679587>Most males in the show are twice the size of the fillies>That makes them proportionally larger>Average size is more like 9-10 inches
>>12679597Russians love tea though.
Every time I'm reminded of Russia, I remember Papers, Please is coming out in just 11 more hours!
>>12679614>can't hilt>probably narrow as fuck
>>12679523I'll try, but it's hard with my family.They order shit food once a week and it usually lasts two dinners. I don't want to be that guy that goes "no pizza for me lol I'm on a diet I'll just have a salad" even though I'd like to if it means making it easier on myself. Because for one they'd start questioning WHY I'm deciding to be healthier like it's a fucking interrogation, and for two I know it would make some of them start to feel self-conscious about their own weight and probably start acting passive aggressive about the situation, as though my decision is forcing them to either realize they're out of shape and be either be miserable for it or start a diet/exercise routine as well.
>>12679631>ponies can't feel you>it's just hip spanking to them
>>12679541>she gets that feeling she's being watched>turns around mid-sentence>PANIC
>>12679622Hey, I bet this guy is a russian. Let's get him to draw pony butts.
>>12679631>can't hiltSays you
>tfw 5 inches
>>12679568I like that tumblr
>>12679613>karkat was lay on his bed, no shirt or pants but a diaper strapped around his waist , the white thick fabric tightly taped togeather. karkat needed to wear diapers since something that happened at hatching yet no one but him knew of his diapers and his door was locked, or so he thought. he left it unlocked and someone was bound to walk in and see the little troll relaxing in nothing but a diaperOh you and your fetishes.
>>12679639Then your family is enforcing a bad lifestyle on you, get away from them or find a way to eat away from them.
Those were some fun hats
>>12679643>mini mares that cum buckets to average sized guysDoubt itJust admit that you'd be good at something for once, even if that thing is having sex with imaginary ponies.
>>12679613>89 groupsrediv, please, joining a group is not the same as a like button.
>>12679613I hope you dont mind me adding youI needed to email anyway
>>12679452but changing your mind after picking Flitter would be rude...can't CC have a turn later?
>>12679499yes, that's idea, i want to be fucked by gay horsecocksnow post em
