Friendship....Friendship?!Old horse: >>12654814
Friendship is overrated
>hope
>>12659337this
NEEDS MORE DWEEB
Friendship is for dweebs.
>>12659341>rides
>>12659320That's the worst thread topic I've seen in weeksWas your goal expediency or stupidity?
What a great way to start the new horse thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uU_eaXsPxOYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>12659353>together?
>>12659364people are still making youtube poops? weirdweird
Friendship is overrated.
>>12659320That griffon sucks. Same goes for Trixie.
>>12659362Roogna, post dick.
>>12659379Yeah, well I could say the same about this general!
>>12659385Dweeb
>>12659344Apparently he's had problems with the furry community too
I call it "The Cunt Anthem"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D9we7bQsuo
>>12659390
>>12659393Retarded cheesy 80s lesbian repressed birdshit which nobody loves.
>>12659369YOU BLEW IT MEGAMAN
>>12659385What about this griffon?
bang
>>12659389Well okay but I'm not sure why you would want me too
Hugo Quezel Poirier 36 minutes ago I REAAAAALLY need context though. Why the fuck are they dropping spaghetti on the floor and why is this guy angry about it. Nothing about this video makes sense.
a rang
>>12659393Birdbrain,Shithead,Imbecile,Stupidfuckwad,Brony,Autist,Retarded,Shmuck,Unloved sack of shit.
>>12659414banghe shot me down
UnendingSwarm 2 hours ago He's pretty much a tryhard./watch?v=zNryNfvcQlYAlso i thing Spaghetti is some brony thing about embarrassment, i think alot of people were teasing him about it online.
>>12659399He seems like a gigantic cunt with a persecution complex.
>>12659412That griffon should play pat-a-cake with Photo Finish.
>>12659401why does this fandom never get to the first verse in their STPT parodies?
Sharing kindness with my freaky niece!
>>12659430>brony thingFirst plot, now this
>>12659423u mad
>>12659424he was 5 and i was 6
>>12659412I'd taste his eclair if you know what I Mean
what if ponies
sleep
>>12659430I thought the spaghetti thing came from /v/
>>12659443we rode on horses made of sticks
>>12659423 Dweeb
DID PINKIEPIEBOXPRESENTFOREVERQUEST HAPPEN YESTERDAY
I should have killed myself the instant I heard there was a fandom for this show.I should have killed myself the instant I found out what fandoms were really like.
>>12659464last thread
>>12659452sorepingu furotashai
>>12659438i miss plot
>>12659213>>12659399Can someone explain what the fuck is going on.
>>12659454I believe it was a copypasta. A joke that randomly caught on like jimmies rustled
>>12659476http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qZnytjfs-k
>>12659456you know what rhymes with horse sticks?
>>12659459http://youtu.be/NxOIa4w4fBc?t=1m30s
>>12659476/mlp/ kiddies thought it would be funny to literally drop spaghetti from their pockets at bronyconIt confused and enraged a lot of people
>>12659399>check his Twitter>oh no they were gonna attack me and beat me down I was just defending myself>drama>stupid shit>then thisI'm doneAll that's missing from this is @MMeghanMcCarthy
>>12659476Like I said, that's all the info I could dig up. I'm in the dark as much as you are.
>>12659484Norse Fics
>>12659465>I should have killed myself the instant I found out what fandoms were really like.but everything is better inside the fandom
>>12659476>Some guys drop spaghetti for a picture as a joke>He goes apeshit and attacks one of them>He then tries to play it off my saying he was being attackedThat's all I could get from the video and twitter
>>12659484>you know what rhymes with horse stickshey, that doesn't rhyme.
>>12659484Horse clicks
>>12659490>"Hrothgar, stroke my beard harder"
>>12659467is the archive broken? it just redirects me to 4chan 404s
>>12659484whores tricks?
>>12659493 a face that's says I'm going to rape you
>>12659464Here's my (thumbnails only) quick recap of what happened.>>12658798It's in the last two threads along with the fullsize pictures.http://arch.413chan.net/mlp12650346.htmlhttp://arch.413chan.net/mlp12654814.html
>>12659499They totally fucked it up too. The spaghetti they dropped was inside ziplocked bags. That's why it's so hard to figure out what's going on in the video.
>>12659505>Oh Thor, your mighty hammer pleases me so
>>12659508The previous thread is still live, just go back to it here
>>12659515I can't really blame them for not having actual spaghetti in their pocketsThat would be absolutely disgusting
>>12659517>The previous thread is still liveDo previous threads truly live?
Buck you, Detarderus
>>12659523No, they're actually ded, but don't tell them
>>12659515>The spaghetti they dropped was inside ziplocked bags.But that's not how it goes in the gamestop tale!
>>12659517but that's present23, I missed a whole bunch that are over here http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/12650346#p12654794
>>12659516>"King Odin, imma put my dick in your eye hole."
>>12659523threads are ded
>>12659490>>12659505>>12659516>>12659531oh mulpug
>>12659490>>12659505>>12659516>>12659531GO ON...MY PAWN
>>12659441U dead.I win.
>>12659520It either totally ruins it, or makes it better. Would it really have been that difficult to take it out of the bag? Could they have not figured out how to do that? Instead it was just some shit effort that couldn't even be figured out in a youtube video because of how much it sucked. Truly this is the citizen kane of brony moments
>>12659529Spaghetti has nothing to do with that story anymore.Thats what happens 3-5 years after 4chan finds a joke funny.Fuck who am I kidding, thats what happens 3-5 hours after 4chan finds a joke funny
>>12659459Oh my it's set on playback, maybe it knows songs too! Hey guys anyone wanna listen to the griffon radio fm?
>>>/d/4945491
>>12659562no thank you
>>12659562no thank you, i am not a fan of puppeteers
>>12659551your butt is funny
>>12659562too d for me
>>12659551Then the rest of the internet takes that already beaten dead horse and beats it some more.
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>12659572Butts are usually funny
>>12659575then they try to bring it back to life with alchemy, and everything gets fucked up
>>12659562>open thread>harp-girl>surfboard-girl>i don't even fucking know; was she supposed to be a bong?FUCK.THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS ON /d/?!
>>12659562Remember that guy with the swirly fetish?
>>12659562Fuck yes, thank you friend
>>12659593YeahEA is all the /d/ I need
There wasn't even any sauce on the spaghetti, what a fucking rip
>>12659551there's something about hardly a handful of pasta in a clear plastic bag thrown limply on the ground near the person they were trying to mock that so perfectly captures the shit idea and effort and general awfulness of the fandom at largethey couldn't even find the courage to pull a prank
>>12659594the guy here who liked pone's with swirly eyes? My brother is obsessed with that sort of thing too, but in a non-sexual way, thank Freud.
>>12659594I do!
>>12659600ManLK is too /d/ for me
>>12659598I knew SOMEONE would appreciate it.
>pinkie Pie wants her parents to listen to her and her plans>So she starts wearing glasses>undecorates her room by removing everything and paint everything brown>she makes a Pinkie Swear to be serious>her parents still don't give a fuck about her and care more about TwilightHA HA
>>12659616i am starting to wonder if the author has some outstanding issues with her family
>>12659600>>12659613fun fact: sb came from /d/
>>12659625I thought he came from FA
>>12659608No, just with swirly girls.
>>12659625not surprisedI bet cosmo goes on /d/
someone give me a GOOD song to listen to on the way to work today please
>>12659613Eh? Really?I don't even think he's ever drawn futa.
>>12659625Is that why he's suicidal?He's the suicidal one, right? I can't keep up.
>>12659639how long is the commute
>>12659639http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57mkfFdvREw
>>12659639http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKlAIhuXRLE
>>12659625/d/ is a pretty nice placeThey've even got more variety lately
>>12659562Demon-man is like a litmus test for true perversity.
>>12659644every drawfag is suicidalif they say otherwise they're lying
>>12659616>Her friends try to make her the old Pinkie again>their plan fails>have an intervention>Even her family say that they want the old Pinkie back even tough the only interaction between them and new Pinkie was being proud of her redecorating like her old barn and then ignoring her compleatlySureOh also this means she broke a Pinkie Promise.
>>12659653I keep reading that as Demo-man.
>>12659562that's not what I was expecting at all
>>12659656Actually I think suicide is a cowards way out and even if I didn't think that, I couldn't kill myself because I think too much of what everyone else will feel when I'm gone. Especially what my brother would think. He just doesn't need that kind of depression right now.
>>12659645fourty-five mins to an hour
>>12659644depressed and has a low self esteem, even though he really needen't
>>12659676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGc2AtbfMEsixty two minutes of pure pony pleasure
>>12659676http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GizDZOoHvyo
>>12659674liar
>>12659674>Actually I think suicide is a cowards way out>coward is the most misused word in this societyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ZA-_kWGGc
>>12659656I don't want to kill myself because I'm too afraid of the void that comes after. Excited and curious, but afraid.Also, I can still improve in tons of things before dying.
>>12659663>They need celebrities for the concert>Oh however will they find celebrities>oh don't worry Pinkie is friends with celebrities like Swithchoof and Neigh-Z even tough no one ever knew thatMan good thing that was solved in less than a paragraph. WE COULD HAVE HAD A PROBLEM THAT NEEDED SOLVED IN THE BOOK.
>>12659684>that videowhatwhy
>>12659656i'm too narcisstic to even see myself being in the wrong, i prefer to hate others over myself.
>>12659676http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmC-_bTCRwQPlay that 3 or 4 times.
>>12659684AJ no one cares about Nine Inch Tails
>>12659700who knowsdon't watch it
>>12659656I don't want to kill myself, I just want to become dead somehow
>>12659680i would buy two of those printswhy the fuck do i have to go to cons for this? SB send me those prints. I will send you cash
>>12659674>>12659691>too afraid of the void that comes afterThat's what bothers me, the idea of total oblivion that lasts forever is really scary
>>12659714Don't worry, that will happen.
>>12659616>>12659663>>12659699What the fuck? Is this from that Pinkie book?
>>12659690"Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone"
>>12659690"suicide is for the bravest of cowards"
>>12659721>, the idea of total oblivion that lasts forever is really scarythat's stupid. there's nothing to be afraid of. you're not going to have an opinion on it one way or the other
>>12659690NounA person who lacks the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things.
>>12659723YesAlso Pinkie has a third older sisterOh and Scootaloo just can't fly yet
>>12659690"He ended his own life? How cowardly">Colonel Mustangall i need to know
>>12659724"You can learn to like animal porn"
>>12659721That doesn't scare me. Hell I'm actually curious about life after death. But I feel that I should try to get all of the life before experiencing death.
>>12659730I thought it sounded retarded enough>Also Pinkie has a third older sisterTell me more.
>>12659690Bill Maher got fired for using that word correctly.
>>12659735My nigga.
>>12659690suicide can be a coward's way out, but it can also just be a way outsome people who committed suicide did so because they were cowards, like Hitler or Harris and Klebold
>>12659650this sounds like something MF DOOM would sample.
>>12659690Oh Stanhope, is there anything you can't do?
>>12659715ask him that. i think he'd appreciate that
>>12659744>sample >not writing it himselfMaximum lazy
>>12659736That's all.Before Pinkie can say her name her father interrupts her saying she's at the farm and is never mentioned again
josse
Speaking of suicidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFgVkjx4-cMthis is basically how i feel about the subject. IN SONG FORM
>>12659756She didn't shout out to MLPG at any point of the con. Fucker her
>>12659756HOW MANY DICKS DID SHE DRAW?
>>12659761She couldn't, they would've taken away her brony badge
>>12659761nobody knows who mlpg is any more so wh ocares
>>12659756Ugly with gross yellow teeth
>>12659741>Hitler>Coward
>>12659775He was afraid of the big clapping americans.
>>12659761she did mention drawing butts on 4chan with rose during the popular ass-blog panel
>>12659775He died like a coward
>>12659753Fuck that.Anything else from the book?
>>12659775He killed himself because he was afraid of the reprecussions after WW2How was that not cowardly
>>12659785No just shit and complete raping of Rarity's characterOh and Pinkie's family abusing the fact that Twilight is a princess to save their farm.
>>12659773hi tom cruise
>>12659740le perfect day face
>>12659795>No just shit and complete raping of Rarity's characterAh jeez. How bad was it?
Evens: Map some moreOdds: Play a gameDubs: Go learn more about programming
>>12659757"People you hate will turn their backs on you. You'll lose your hair, your teeth, your knife will fall out of its sheathe. But you still don't like to leave before the end of the movie."I like this song
>>12659795>rarity>characterwho
>>12659812Map what?
>>12659775They actually did a psychoanalysis on old boy based on his sexual fetishes. he was insecure and had a god-complex and etc.
I swear to god if someone says "Le" one more time and isn't French...
>>12659825he used to ask his cousin to squat over his face and pee all over him
>>12659817Map this*whips out dick*
>>12659781>she did mention drawing butts on 4chan with rose during the popular ass-blog panelwait, jessy is a minor brony celebrity now? that's radis her blog really that popular?
>>12659828Le poney est dans l'arbre.
>>12659825where can I put my fetishes in and get a psychoanalysis I want to know what's wrong with me
And just finished the book.So instead of raping canon , oh speaking of canon remember that flower she ate in A friend in Deed? Forget about that Pinkie doesn't like the taste of flowers.So instead of raping canon she continued to fuck up the characters.AND IT'S SHIT>>12659807See >>12658477Also have fun with Twilight feeling bad for saving an entire race from enslavement>>12658563
>>12659795>Twilight became a princess, throw the balance off!Before someone points out that these books are noncanon, just try asking McCarthy about it.
>>12659828>I swearFIRE ZE MISSILES
>>12659828Le omelette du fromage
>>12659825>psychoanalysis on old boy based on his sexual fetishesSounds like first grade bullshit to me.
>>12659842But I'm le tired
>>12659828Le le le le le le le
>>12659833>minorPlease. She's a full blown Brony.
>>12659828derpy es una pona muy fea
>>12659756I didn't know she had palette eyes
>>12659833yes, mulpug was really butthurt about that at the time
>>126597078 GLORIOUS SIDEand 8 STUNNING ANGLES
>>12659841Now where the hell did that " but it won't " go from the first sentence
>>12659841No Pinkie's parents are goddamn idiotic fucks.Twilight actually does nothing as a princess. She doesn't use her authority for anythingIt's just >>12658977 and >>12658866
>>12659833Apparently! I don't really understand it but good for her I suppose
>>12659851>pleaseI meant minor celebrity. As in Rose is a minor tumblr celebrity. Doesn't matter, though. I'm happy for her
>>12659840Oh fucking god, that's seriously retarded. Can't wait until the Rarity book comes out just to see how bad it can get.
>>12659853It's a god damn ponysona self-insertWhat did you fucking expect
>>12659855>8 incredible inches
>>12659848Ok first take a nap
>>12659839no it was a big study that took several months>>12659846maybe
>>12659861I know, but that still throws the balance off, others glorifying Twilight that is. That's the thing with her princesshood, no matter what you do with it it will be bad, and if you don't do anything with it, it's bad as well.
Pony and her butt
>>12659751please don't say he is lazy, because he's actually crazy
>>12659852Tu madre cabron, ella tiene un corazon de oro
>>12659873I'd self insert that ponysona
>>12659890No, I was talking outta my ass there. I'll check him out.
>>12659861> Pinkie's family full of twats who deserve to failWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
>>12659884what if two butts?
>>12659871Gotta go trough the Dash book firstAnyway you can allready tell how shit the Rarity book will be based on the synopsis for it.
>>12659901A plethora of pony butts?
>>12659901The storied two-butted pony?
>>12659904There's a Dash book?
>>12659909>two story pony butt
>>12659901
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
>>12659909>storiedIt's just two stacked ponies. Don't listen to these old mare's tales.
>>12659919Not yet.But the next book that will be released is the Dahs one
Why did they design ponies to be so sexy, I'm getting indian rug burn on my cock, there's too many to handle
>>12659929>DahsRANBO DAHS
>>12659898ok, for a crash course in DOOMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewc1hixzYPYthe album is my favorite
*pour*
>>12659947heycut that outyou can't just dump your infinite water everywhere
>>12659817a new SS13 station
>>12659954Sometimes MLPG should play thatSo I can learn how
>>12659947*digest*
>>12659963I doubt we'd have enough to make it interesting
>>12659929Also the synopsis for the Dash book>Rainbow Dash is a huge fan of the Daring Do book series, but after the newest book comes out, she's not alone! Suddenly, every pony in Ponyville is reading the books! To prove she's' the ultimate fan, Rainbow Dash decides to show her friends that she can be just as brave and "daring" as her hero. But Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow's other friends worry about how far she's willing to go. Just how daring should one pony be?
>>12659966*neigh*
>>12659963There's a forgotten thread on the sub, and I couldn't secure a stable connection.
>>12659973*whips out dick*
>>12659971Translation: Dash becomes the most brony pony
>>12659971Are these written by the same person who did the Cadence book?
EquusThis is a super underrated film with brilliant acting. It's very screwed up though because it's about a young man's strange sexual obsession with horses and his spiral into psychosis. This one's more psychologically disturbing and challenging.
>>12659979>becomes
>>12659971Dash enters a Daring Do cosplay competition. That's all I can think of. Deals with Rarity and outfits plus makeup.
>>12659979That's a very poor translation.
>>12659971That doesn't sound all that badIt sounds like its going to be though
>>12659980Firstly it was Twilight's bookSecondly yes, an untalented bitch is writing all of themAlso she said that her books don't break canon
>>12659984That's the one with Daniel Radcliffe in it, right?
>>12659986Well Twilight is the most brony pony AND the brony princess nowso yes
>>12659991The Pinkie synopsis sounded a lot of fun and it was shit
>>12659992ugh, that's horrible
>>12660000I really wish a better writer would've been hired.
>>12659931What if it's just because you're a pervert?
>>12659992>Also she said that her books don't break canonBut she breaks MY headcanon and that's even worse.
>>12659998>>12660005>>>/b/>>>/v/>>>/mlp/
>the milfpone clopficsI don't think i've jacked off this much in 2 days since i first discovered jacking off.
>>12660017>clopfic
>>12660012>>>/b/>>>/v/>>>/mlp/
>>12660012Just report and move along.
>>12660011but the books break canon so much it's not even funny.They goddamn erase an episode from the show.
>>12660017link, Button's mom gets me rock hard
>>12660017Yo, any links?
>>12660025I don't remember it being that bad, which episode are you talking about?
>>12660017>talk about something without linking itI don't like this new maymay
>>12660035The Twilight book didn't care about Lesson Zero's existence
>>12660031http://pastebin.com/u/GypsyWritefagThe one with sweetiebelle is top marks. She gets off on the fact that her sons doing her and calls her slutty names and tells him to maker her his whorse.
>>12660036Autistfag please go.
>>12660035>>12660035Magic Duel is erased from continuityIn the Twilight Book Trixie and Gilda come back, are bitches, replaces AJ's cider with mud, then go to scam the Crystal PoniesAlso Gilda and Twilight are very close friends for some reason
>>12660045>>12660039Ah, I see.
>that feel just after you cum after you've been edging for 2 hours
>>12660048Also that's one of the few thingsCloudsdale is also above 's park now.
>>12660039>The Twilight book didn't care about Lesson Zero's existence>implying that's bad
>>12660051>tfw you've been jerking it for hours and you just want to finish but you're lazy and tired
>>12660060Above Ponyville's parkDon't know how I fucked up that bad
>>12660043>buttons mom x canniI JUST finished jerking it and NOW you drop this on me?fuck
>>12660045>AJ says that the cider sales are the only thing that gets them trough winter>Gilda and Trixie replaced her cider with mud>AJ and her family will die this winterTHANKS OBAMA
>>12660060In that guy's defense, I'm sure that shit was written with only the script of TCE, not the rest of the season.
>>12660051>it's not as good as you thought it would be and you realize you just wasted 2 hours
>>12660068Who the fuck is canni?
>>12660068somebody should write canni x the buck con mascot pony
>>12660074Which just proves how shit she isThe comic book writers, including the micro writers, received the S3 script months before S3 aired, and it was said multiple times that Hasbro is so goddamn involved with the making of the comics it's not even funny.They can't fucking breath before Hasbro approves thatmeanwhile the writer of the book just sends the first script, doesn't get any word from Hasbro and it's just published like that
>>12660083cute pone
>>12660043>tfw your hot mom will never suck your cock
>>12660091is she the mayor of some OC town? i like the cut of her jib
'CAUSE I'M JUST A PONE WHOSE INTENTIONS ARE GOOD
>>12660043
>>12660102
>>12660107She's the galacon mascot
>>12660114More like my peniscon mascot.
>>12660068>>12660102>>12660111
>>12660112For you~
>>12660119I don't get it
>>12660091Ponies in suits are oddly arousing
>>12660051>Want to pump>Oh well I'll just jerk for a little and then pump>Keep edging>Accidentally go over the edge>Can't pumpFuck
>>12660127Pump as in penis pump? They're scary looking, what if they malfunctioned and ripped your dick off?
>>12660107I'd vote for her>>12660126indeed
>>12659781>watching the tumblr fag panel instead of the writers one
>>12660125There's a convention in my penis and every pony is invited
>>12659781Rose and Jessy had a panel?
>>12660138>implying the writer's panel wasn't the same old shit as always>do you write specifically for bronies?>who's your favorite chatracter towrite?>i'll play the song on my ukeleleetc.i was switching between the panels most of the time
>>12660136It's a big cylinder, I pump mostly for my ballsIt's not like it can exceed the pressure you pump it toAnd for balls you don't need very muchEven less if you're using warm water in the chamber
>>12660138In his defense the writer's panel had the book writer there
>>12660148jessy was on an ass-blog panel with brone famous artists and when asked how she got started out, she mentioned 4chan and drawing butts with rose
>>12660160Is it more for aesthetics or does it actually intensify orgasm?
>>12660168Ahh, neat I guess.
>>12660168>Jessy's ass-blogunf
>>12660169It feels great jerking on a thick cock and holding your massive sackCan't say that the orgasms are better though
>>12660156They should really add the possibility to ask them questions over twitter during the panel and have one guy to pick out the interesting ones.
>>12660043>That Canni story
>>12660043Just out of curiosity:Is that a greentext you did in the thread and just saved on paste bin or did you actually write a story in greentext?
uh-huh...uh-huh...uh-huh...uh-huh...uh-huh...Party!It'll be~Thing was gala, best party!
>>12660194>implying bronies would be able to pick out the interesting ones
>>12660127I either cum too quickly or can't cum at all, edging never goes right for me
>>12660212Its not my stories, it's a writefag in the milfmare thread
>>12660230Oh, I thought it was GypsyMagic
>>12660230There's a milfmare thread?
>>12660230>milfmareso what would the male version of this be? I'm curious. and so is my boner.
>>12660245Of course there is
>>12660243Yea gypsy is the writefag in the thread/pastebin
I want a pet Applejack
>>12660258I want to fuck Applejack
Post ending with 6 will become a pony.
>>12660265pony is not for sexual
>>12660258>>12660265Applejack is not for petApplejack is not for sexualApplejack is for hard work and voting Republican
>>12660269check um
>>12660269>tfw you will never become a pony and visit your waifu
>>12660255He is?
>>12660269but then I would be a lonely poneI want us all to be come poniesI mean, I'll take what I can get, but come on
>>12660274Such a responsible little pony
>.horse is an actual top level domainWhat if mlpg.horse?
>>12660274Applejack is for doing hard work while listening to the anal sex ost
>>12660292more like fucking.horse
>>12660255I wish he'd take some requests from here again...
>>12660292>new.horse where?
>>12660286Congratulations, you, and thanks to your wishes, and everyone else gets to be a pony. Enjoy.
>>12660304 dfiuncxzlkj ftrhylkjohjuu
>>12660304NEIGH
>>12660304vcxgholw do i tyxpe hodlyxc sahnikrtg
>>12660304
>>12660319What kind of reaction is that?
I want to empty my balls in a pone milf
>>12660274Applejack is also for petting.
>>12660304>>12660286Anon, you are the best.How can I thank you for this gift?
>>12660304>all these plebians not becoming unicorns
>>12660326you can repay me in horsefuckings>>12660327>he doesn't want wingsenjoy your studies, nerd
>>12660322a happy and/or kawaii one
>>12660286>>12660304I must decline.
>>12660330And I'm all out of horsefuckings. All I have is change. Could I take out a loan?
>>12660330Enjoy your wings, faggetI can still offer a horsefucking though
>>12660330.. can I at least be the one doing the fucking?
>>12660298But we already have horsefucking.com/org e-mails.
>>12660322A 'WE NEED TO PLAY QUAKE OR UT OR DOOM' reaction
>>12660346don't tell me we ALL became pretty mares?>>12660348>>12660359oh thank markeryes, this will be quite acceptable
>>12660363we do?oh
>>12660337A cacao demon! Quickly, marshmallows and sugar!
>>12660372>he didn't get the memo
>>12660368Beeend over bitch!
>>12660323Everybody does, get in line.
THIS IS IMPORTANTWHEN I GET TURNED INTO A STALLION IS MY DICK GOING TO GET BIGGER?
>>12660392This picture is absolutely amazing.
>>12660415No. But it's okay, pony will still accept you as a nonsexual friend
>>12660415YESIT'S GOING TO GET NOTICEABLY BIGGER AND MORE HORSELIKE
>>12660415YESBUT ONLY IF YOU APPLY COPIOUS HORSEFUCKING TO ALL THE PONEANONS
>>12660415OH SHITMy dick better not get smaller if we all get average pony cocks
>>12660419Right?I still consider it to be the greatest screencap I've ever taken
>>12660415no, but you can be turned into a colt and your dick will grow as you do
>>12660415HAHAHAHAFAGGOT
>>12660430Will there be pretty mares to fawn over me and suck my dick?
>>12660425sb pls
>>12660443no, yo'll be put into a school situation with fillies and other colts your age.you do get a hot teacher though
I don't want the be a ponyI don't want to lose my thumbs
>>12660425>>12660430>Anon gets turned into a colt with an 8" dick>10 years later all the new MILFanons get to worship his 24" cock
>>12660453Can Flitter and Cloudchaser be my cute babysitters
>>12660458Tough luck, bby.
>>12660458>not wanting to experience the magic of hoofgrip
>>12660392>organize a debate about horsefuckingI lost it, damnit anon
>>12660465yes, that is aceptable
>>12660465They're busy babysitting another colt.
>>12660463does anyone even know if colts even get that big
When I die, I want to haunt a fast food joint, providing burgers to girls in need.
>tfw no writefags>tfw what little we have write for other threads
>>12660483we can share, and maybe seduce them together
>>12660495>seduceWhat's wrong with you, man?
>>12660489When I die, I want to hunt down panties.
>>12660486based on my MLPG experience I can tell you that coltcocks are surprisingly huge
>>12660486with little magic and imagination, they can be even bigger
>>12660486I hope they do>tfw no Rumble fucking Anon in the butt
>>12660511JUST LIKE MY CHINESE PORNOS
An average stallion has a 30-inch (2 1/2 feet) penis, and there is little deviation between species. However, some heavy horses, such as the Breton and Shire, are closer to a 36-inch (3 feet) average, but there is a small chance that they may sport one as long as 40-42 inches (3 1/3 - 3 1/2)
>>12660475Can I have my own Milfpony?Can I have two
>>12660458Every time that gets posted I'm wondering if its some kind of joke or if people really think thumbs are superior to magic.And I would even sacrifice them for wings already.
>>12660513Escargots are fucking disgusting.
>>12660521wow just look at all these fucks I give
>>12660530I'm not hearing a "no"
>>12660515whoaunf
>>12660530it's a matter of taste. they can be quite nice
>>12660526I'd take wings.Give me wings.I want wings.
>>12660523yes. your other milfpony is your best friends mom
Our butts are touching...
>>12660521>tfw no metre long cock
>>12660542Me too, Anon. Fuck magic, fuck thumbs, just give me wings.
>>12660521>106cm cockHoly fucking shit
>>12660542>>12660577wing ponies best ponies
>>12660580>"hey anon">"wanna snuggle?"
>>12660580>>12660521It's no wonder that one guy died when he tried to get fucked by a horse.
>>12660603There's some videos on gaybeast of guys getting fucked by minis and they're fine, they're about 10 inches, but they fuck so hard that they lift some guys off the ground
>>12660602yescan your sister come snuggle too
>>12660602I'd have intercrural with Big MacI'd jerk him off and pretend it was my own
>>12660622>"uh, okay"
>>12660521WooptiedooAnd one Anon did the math and Ponies have 7 inch dicks as the averageAlso horses don't even use their entire penisSo really a 5 inch dick would please any pony
>>12660647>Not having an 8" dick just in case
>>12660647There's a vid of some guy making a full size mare cream everywhere by fisting her
>>12660660dude come on
>>12660660SORRY WE CAN'T ALL HAVE MASSIVE DICKS, SBIT'S NOT LIKE WE CHOSE TO BE AVERAGE
>>12660618Real horseporn is always so disappointingThe people are generally not that attractive, the horses are small and unimpressive, and they cum in like 3 thrustsI understand why, no one wants to get their colon torn out by a real horse and there's really nothing you can do about their lack of stamina, but it makes the reality not anywhere near as hot as the fantasy
>>12660660>Have an 8" dick>Too big for ponies>no pony wants to be with youCONGRATULATIONAFTER GETTING IN EQUESTRIA NO ONE EVER FUCKS YOU
>>12660660I'm satisfied with 5.5" because I won't be having sex so it's not a big loss
>>12660644anon in the middle of an apple sandwich is really hot to me
>>12660678Marefucking is wayyyyyyy better than getting buttfucked by a horse. That winking, warm, wet pussy that you can pound forever
>>12660678What if you had the genitals of a horse, but the stamina of a human?
>>12660678>Real porn is always so disappointingftfy
>>12660684Can't I just have a nice discussion of dicks without you trying your same old shit out of fucking nowhere?
Sweet, /soc/ spam again.
>>12660695You'd be the worlds most famous pornstar in a week, and the newest medical amazement in a month
>>12660688>Not hooking up with 8"anon>Not having him sizeshame youYou gotta turn your painful mediocrity into positives
>>12660702Atry's style is so cute.Too bad he has to be a transphobic sack of shit
>>12660712It's also barbaric!Look, ponies are all about friendship and good feelings and all that, and they don't circumcise each other, do they?
>>12660709>shame>a positiveI will never understand thatcan't you just worship your master's junk without him degrading yours?
>>12660726horse penises don't have foreskin so it's kind of a non-issue
>>12660726There's nothing to circumcise, anon. They don't have foreskins.
>>12660724>a transphobic sack of shitMORE DRAMA FOR THE DRAMA GOD!Do you have links?
>>12660724What?
>>12660731>>12660732They have a sheath
>>12660724>implyingGo eat a pile of dicks. He just drew a pic and said there was a tranny in it. Take your politically correct bullshit elsewhere.
>>12660724PT plsjust because someone call you out on your bullshit doesn't mean they're transphobic.
>>12660709i'd let sb sizeshame me
>>12660735this was a week or two ago.He drew some oc called "tranny pie" and got some shit for saying that.
>>12660724Go start your fandom drama shit somewhere else, Tinker
Your pony waifu wants you to take her to Olive Garden for unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks
>>12660724>Calls a trans Pinkie; tranny>TransphobicAND THENCEFORTH EVERYONE THAT BEATS IT TO TRANSSEXUAL PORN WAS TRANSPHOBIC TOO
>>12660741Which doesn't get circumcised, ever. At least as far as I know.
>>12660724It really is
>>12660751How the everloving fuck is that transphobic
>>12660742>>12660745>Being this easy
>tfw can't come up with a good pose for a mudpony
>>12660759>the transgender community in charge of not flying in to a rage at the drop of a hat
>>12660751What, that's all?
>>12660761pretending to fly
I'll be honest.I like anyone "transphobic", 'cause they made a bunch of trannies mad (which isn't terribly hard.)
>>12660761Hanging itself for being a mudponyALSO SHIT I NEED TO VOTE
>>12660761Just look at real horseshttps://www.google.nl/search?safe=off&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=987&q=horse+poses&oq=horse+poses&gs_l=img.3...403.1757.0.1893.11.8.0.3.3.0.104.594.7j1.8.0....0...1ac.1.24.img..1.10.597.nhtoWnjEcmQ#imgdii=_
>>12660759apparently words like "tranny" "futa", etc are transphobic
>>12660761Gangsta pose
>>12660757god, all i want to do is just suck and tease those little breastsshe'd be so sensitive there
>>12660761>napping>laying on its back>standing>hopping>reading>trotting>skipping>dancingAnd a lot more stuff than then.
>>12660785That's so insanely stupid
>tfw no anon to fuck>tfw no anon with a big dick to be fucked by>tfw no anon to cuddle>tfw no anon to go on a date with>tfw no anon to kiss on the cheek in public
>>12660785Like how it's racist when you say nigger, I suppose.
>>12660778Now that's what I call edgy.
>>12660797Shut up fluttershy. You are even worse than Lyra.
>>12660708You would also have the load of a horse, too.
>>12660807>Fluttershy will never idolize humans in the same way that you use ponies to escape from reality
>>12660803No, ''futa'' being transphobic is like saying ''African American'' is racist to Native Americans
>>12660803Ain't racist when you call someone cracker.Only problem is, "tranny" is literally just a shortening of the word "transsexual". Nigger is its own label.
>>12660797
sex with ponyacci
>trannieshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gog-BR_bqsg
>>12660820is it racist if I call futa "mutants"?
>>12660820I know trans people who say "futa" is fine.You don't have to be trans to enjoy the fantasy of having different genitals.
ignore fluttershy postsreport fluttershy postersdo not respond to fluttershy threads
>>12660808That would be the life
>>12660847>ignoring ponies
>>12660807>>>12660816If anything, Twilight would be the one who's fantasize about the human body, considering she's experienced how it feels.I wouldn't be surprised if Twilight started to research ways to transform back.
>>12660836What about intersex people?Their genitals are neither pOnOses or vagOOOs
>>12660828>tfw no anonii-chan
>>12660856I would
>>12660853That's a cowgirl!
>>12660797>tfw you'll never have a romantic relationship with someone from MLPGI know you all are disgusting neckbeards in real life but I'd like to pretend that I could fuck one of you
>>12660839
>>12660843According to tumblr "The word 'futa' is a transmysogynistic slur"
>there are people who unironically like equestria girlskill me now
>>12660839No, having a dick or not is not a matter of race or ethnicity, so it can't be racist to call them anything that has nothing to do with their race.It might hurt somebody's feelings (guaranteed with Tumblr), but it's not racist.
>>12660869I'm not that disgusting and I'd totally let you fuck me
I wish I had a .rar of all of GG's pony stuffit's just too good, man
>>12660871I'll slur you
>>12660871According to tumblr every possible combination of vowels and consonants is transphobic, homophobic, racist and misogynistic in some way
>>12660869Would you fuck someone from MLPG if they were trapped inside a qt π+1 pony's body?
>>12660884I'LL SLUR YOUR DICK
>>12660853Ponies have no place in the Misgendering, Labeling, and Persecution General.
>>12660875I don't even want to watch that.Am I still allowed to come here, even if I don't watch it?
>>12660869I actually look fairly decent, but I'm not gay.
>>12660875>there are people who like things I don't likekill me now
>>12660890anyone who says know to this is looking to take a marshmallow hoof to the dick
>>12660890YesI'd probably date them too. It eliminates the chance of them being physically repulsiveI just hope they're not a complete asspie
>>12660869>tfw you'll never have a romantic relationship with your MLPG artbandoi do find it cute when people get together anyway, like sofas and quills with ponywise.
>>12660901>there are people who like poniesSweet mother of mercy
>>12660871According to tumblr breathing is a racist, misogynistic transphobic fatshaming bigoted hate crime
>>12660901>hey I just wanna kill all the jews but if you're gonna be a dick about it, you've got some real growing up to do
>>12660894I haven't watched it either.
>>12660903>know"no"fuck this I'm going to sleep
>>12660884what does that even mean
Would you?http://i.imgur.com/SobH5OB.png
>>12660923Change that to Rarity and yes
>>12660913I don't see the problem with a strawman argument that's actually making a point and not just making your opponent look like a baby.
How the hell do you even pronounce "futa"?It seems incredibly awkward in any way I try to pronounce it
>>12660896>tfw Brae is gay but you don't find him attractive
>>12660923Yes I'd double team her
>>12660918wanna find out
>>12660929fuu-tuh
>>12660923yesis it new?
>>12660929footah
>>12660929fugh-tayh
>>12660929Foo tah, but shorter and more clippedIt seems pretty simple to me
>>12660929http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VVkGNodOK4
>>12660923>xieril drew lewdWell would you look at that.
>>12660943REDIVDRAW ME A CUTE BATMAN PONY LOOKING MENACING AT RARITY WHO ISN'T DRAWING NEW DRESSES
I'm already a little pony and I wouldn't go out with any of you
>>12660958That isn't lewd.
>>12660966ohokayI hope you have a lovely day
>>12660956That voice sounds familiar, but I just can't put my finger on it...
>>12660968The Rarity drawing is very lewd toug>masturbating you with magic while you're fucking her
>>12660966but I would never want to go out with a pony.
>>12660968WHAT.THERE IS LITERALLY SOMETHING BEING SHOVED UP FLUTTERSHY'S ASSHOLE1/10 MADE ME REPLY
>>12660958He drew lewd a few times already.
>>12660972It's your dad
>>12660972Microsoft Sam
>>12660980>implying that's lewd
>>12660968If anal isn't lewd, then what is?
>>12660958xieril drew lewd before
>>12660980He's just scratching an itch for her.Get your head out of the gully.
>>12660982>caught you mirin'Okay, made me laugh.
>>12660982>Pone will never wink at you>She'll never motion for you to follow her
>>12661015>motion for you to follow herhuh?
>>12660992making sweet, passionate love in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
>>12660974>masturbating you with magic while you're fucking herHoly shit, that sounds hot as hellLink?
>no skullgirls lobbies yet
>>12660968>Fluttershy>Not lewd0/10
>>12660909Hello PS
>>12661030it's still beta you smart guy
If I had a kid I'd buy him his own mini mare when he turned 13 so he can go through puberty with a warm, wet, winking pussy available 24/7 to fuck any time he wants, it'd be the best birthday present ever
>>12661042beta means feature complete with ongoing testing
>>12661030I wonder if AVGN's movie was any good at all.
>542 post>82 image
>>12661015>Pone will never wink at you>with two body parts at once
>>12661042REDIVYOUR ASS
>>12661042>its still betaIsnt it on sale now?
>>12661038I thought PS doesn't come here anymore?
Were there any pretty drawfags at bronycon
>>12661029Lost it anon. I'm sure someone around here has it.
>>12660929ʄʉʈæ
>>12661046Why not make horsefucking fun for the whole family?
>>12661064Jessy
>>12661050>>12661060the game doesnt come out until the 22nd>>12661059wat
>>12661064Rediv wasn't there, so no.
>>12661066>>12661029The neck is a bit iffy, but other than that it's pretty unf.http://i.imgur.com/NXyrtae.png
>>12661079>Jessy>pretty
>>12661090Opinions, etc.
>>12661079She's ok looking, she'd be really cute if she started working out
>>12661088he said he'll fix it....
>>12661095this is sexy
>>12661095She had two chins too many.
>>12661090that's the joke
>>12661095>you will never gently insert your 'opinion' in Jessy's rectum
>AAvsPL confirmed for US
>>12661077I'm not gonna tell him to fuck his horse, I'm just gonna assume that being a horny 13 year old, the idea will cross his mind at some point when he sees a wet, pink, tight mare pussy winking at him
>>12661134>GTFOWYSAvsFYDFAYGQ confirmed for TLOIPPOSTWUA
Is it common to want to have sex with someone because you feel sorry for them?
>>12661081how do you know she's pretty
>>12661143yes, That's how i get laid. .. wait i meant no, no it never works.
>>12661143We're all sorry for you.wink wink
>>12661134Am I supposed to know what that means?
>>12661143I'd assume not, because I've been told by multiple people that I'm the most pathetic looking person they've ever seen, and I still haven't touched a womanHad 8 surgeries, never once got jerked off by a nurse who felt bad for me
>>12661146There are pictures of her on her tumblr. She's pretty "plain", but that's just the type of girl I like.
>>12661143NoI find it hard to feel sorry for the people I'm attracted to
>>12661161Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright will fuck in the US too
>>12661161Ace Attorney vs Professor Layton.
>>12661141>>12661161Ace attorney vs professor layton
Jessy would probably give amazing head, all chubby girls do
>>12661167I think that only happens in films.
>>12661179They have practice with stuffing things down their throat
pony makes me feel things
>>12661196I would feel up pony.
>you'll never be pony's judge, jury and executioner
>>12661190it's also to make up for the fact that they're not particularity attractive, if they're good at sucking dick that makes them more desirable
>>12661196Good things or bad thingsIf pony makes you feel bad things tell pony no
>>12661202I would feel up pony's giant teats
>>12661209just because you have a dick doesn't make you attractive
>>12661216I would feel up pony's fuck you
>>12661209>have been told i give good head>now realize it's a polite way of saying i'm unattractive>tfwi'm a guy
>>12661218Mares don't care what you look like, that's the best part
>>12661208>Your honor, I believe Twilight Sparkle stands guilty of the foulest perversion...She's got a vagina, your honor!
*ring ring*Oh its the pony phone, lets pick it up and see who it is.Oh its pony.
>>12661218What if you've got a really attractive dick?
>>12661178>>12661175>>12661172Oh, sweet.
>>12661234Tell pony I said hi
>>12661226Standards for gay men seem far lower compared to hetero relationships, I guess that's what happens when you smoke meth
>>12661234Of course it's fucking ponyWhat the hell could that slut want at this hour
>>12661237you can still be a shit person
>>12661234Please stop calling me.
when was the last time you ejaculated to a pony
>>12661244
>>12661245>he still thinks people give a shit about your personalityahaha, never seen a jock, have you?
>>12661255yesterday
>>12661255this morning
>>12661255last year
welp, nintendo direct confirms luigi for kerfuffle and animal crossing wiiu
>>12661262>jockBrian Posehn pls
>>12661255It was actually Andrea, I'm proud of myself, that's the first time I've masturbated to a human in months
>>12661261tHAT;S really cute.
>>12661255Few days agoLately just been gay porn
>>12661262anon I'm sorry you went to high school in an 80's teen drama film
>>12661275it sucked dicks.a lot of fat fucking dicks.I never bothered counting how many.
>>12661255A few hours ago, to Button's mom
>>12661269>>12661134Why are we suddenly getting Nintendo news? Is there a conference of some sort going on I haven't heard about or something?
>>12661279Sucking fat dicks is a pleasure, AnonSucking short pencil dicks are a fucking chore
>>12661298Size queen
>>12661286Nintendo Direct.
>>12661286Nintendo Direct
I want everyone in MLPG to cum on a cute naked boy so his skin gets all nasty then we can pop all his zits a few days later (He'll be dead by then, of course)
>>12661271Explain
>>12661303Sucking dick is a one way streetI can criticise his dick all I want
Fluttershy and her big ass bumbles into the thread banging and bouncing off multiple anons.
>>12661308MLPG isn't for sexual
>>12661310There's not much to explain, I was horny and imagined Andrea doing lewd things to me, then I came
>>12661317Pop that shit with a needle.No, I don't mean BCS' needle.
>>12661305>>12661307>>12661312Oh, I didn't know that was a thing until now. Thanks!
>>12661317then she hotdogs your throbbing hardon until you spurt all over her ass cheeks and back
>>12661317Has LK said any more about that thing he as going to collab on?
>>12661320This isn't sexual, just homicidal.
>>12661340What thing
>>12661327Like what?
>>12661356Fluttershy overfeeding.
>>12661346homocidal
PONY-ONY-OXEN-FREE
poor little white guy
>>12661327Giving me a slow blowjob with lots of tongue while looking up at me the whole time
>>12661376I want that Mayor toy.
>>12661327Did she talk in pinkie's voice
>>12661377>You'll never be spitroasted by the bigdickanons
>>12661390What about this one?
>>12661376HEE-EEE-EEE
MLPG, I have a confession to make.I used to be a yodeler
>>12661392no, but she gave me a hummer
>>12661399That one cuddle that one to death, but I am scare that it would not be suitable for that kind of abuse.
>>12661407pone doesn't mind
>>12661412Well that's not nearly as hot
>>12661407I've got a confessionI've got a crush on you
YESPONY SAID SHE'S TAKING ME TO EQUESTRIA AND SHE'LL HELP ME MAKE MY WAIFU LOVE ME
>>12661436I've got a confessiony-you too
>>12661437your waifu is dead, anonshe's dead.
>>12661317Who drew this pony rump?
>>12661436>>12661447And they call it puppy looooove~
>>12661412If I could choose any VA blowjob, I'd choose Nicole, she's smoking hot
>>12661447I've got another confessionMy dick is really big and I think you should see it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=5m47s
>>12661464And she's been in the porn industry, too.Though I think she's a dom
>>12661437YOU FOOLPONY LOVES YOULOVE PONY BACKFORGET ABOUT YOUR WAIFU BEFORE YOU RUIN IT ALL
>>12661468I've got another confession tooI have no penis. In fact, I am not human
>>12661454No she is not.On the other hand her sister now knows my plan and wants to help...
we ded?
the last few posts never happened
>>12661456Sort of looks like LK
we unded?
>>12661482moot fucked up again
MOOT
test
>All of this Button's mom porn>All of these greentext fapfics with her in it>That one fapfic with CanniFucking hell, I'm completely dried out and I'm still horny as fuck.
we pone?
>>12661514>implying you won't masturbate to this right nowhttp://derpiboo.ru/393527
I never want to be taken away from pone for that long again.
>>12661437Pony said the same to me!I tricked her though, she doesn't know that SHE's my waifu yet
>>12661529what about the sub?
>>12661514and people say the fandom won't be self sufficient after the show has ended
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>12661525Why would you taunt me so, anon?
So I just started...What's wrong with the pink-haired one?Autism?
>>12661554terminal drillhair
>>12661529I was getting antsyGlad I can put the gun down now...
>>12661554I'd drill her
>>12661554Autism
>>12661554Dunno, she just seems kinda mentally unstable and distractible
>>12661554She's asian, thus chinese, thus yellow.And the yellow one is always autistic
>>12661529>>12661565you could always go to the sub
>>12661548Because I'm gonna masturbate to that picture and the greentext later too and I just wanted to share it
Would Canni have a cute German accent?
>>12661583
>>12661589>german accent>cuteGerman accents a shit
>>12661589http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB54inTqemIno
>>12661554The problem is in her pants.
>>12661589cunni
>>12661578What the hell? I don't remember this.Oh, is it from the Chickenbutt ep? I only watched that 1/2.
>>12661598>tfwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbWZCoYK8Zg
>>12661605I don't think our relationship is yet at a level where I can allow you to do that.
>>12661620>not watching the entire episodeAnd it's from te movie
>>12661620It's from the human movie.>not even watching the show>MLPGing>shiggy
>>12661620It's from Equestria Girls
Is letting Applebloom die, but saving Applejack knowing she fucked up a bad thing?
>>12661627>EG>show
>>12661621Wow, that was surprisingly good. I wonder if she actually does speak German, there was barely any accent.
>>12661638She apparently does.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1T0MpW5l_gFuckin' white people.
>>12661634Well you'll basically get a forever depressed AJ who will blame herself all her life.probably will even give Twilight the EoH saying she ain't worthy if she made that kind of mistake
http://brineweekly.tumblr.com/post/52055321731/horse-tm-instruction-manual
we ded
>>12660521>horse penis extremes are not even 50% apart>3 to 10 inch humans aren't that rarewhy are our dicks so dumb and gross
take your fuckin spaghetti and fuck off mlpg
>>12661686i blame the ponies
>>12661659>imagepffffffffft
>>12661686Popularfags killed it.
>>12661650People always exaggerate like hell when they speak German to prove how angry it sounds.I don't even know why they do that, even a normally spoken sentence already sounds angry, no need to exaggerate it.
>>12661696fine, i'll take my spaghetti and throw it at the feet of a trixie cosplayer, that'll show you
>>12661493you must be thinking of this one
>>12661729Oh yeah, that's the one I was thinking aboutsorry
>You will never turn into a pony and give your favorite contributor a hoof job
>>12661694They really are perfect
Ikay important question.Do ponies have watermelons?I ain't going to a land with no watermelons even if sweet pony ass is there waiting for me
>>12661747>you will never turn into a pony then roll around in the grass and neigh
>>12661747You can die now please.
>>12661747>you will never feel the loud POP followed by the warm spray of blood as you crush your favorite contributor's erect penis under your rock-hard hooves "by accident"
>>12661742it's perfectly normal to make a mistake like thatyour frontal lobes aren't wired to properly differentiate between yellow butts, it's an aquired skill you need to practice consciously
>>12661747>tfw you will never get a hoof job from pony anon>because none of them considers you their favorite contributor
i'm balls deep inside a mare vaginanow what
>>12661785Don't worry anon, when I become a pony I'll give everyone on MLPG a pony blowjob and hoofjob
>>12661794Fuck her into the carpet.
>>12661794cum
>>12661794now you give in to the shame
I'm guessing that mewball went to bed after drawing the giant lyra and tiny bonbon pic, right?
>>12661794Stop time.Live inside that comfortable space forever.
>>12661802hoofjobs are the worst, no deft and delicate touch and a high risk of genitalia being mashed too hard.
>>12661819Ponies are better at their hoofjobs than thatThey can play stringed instruments with those things
Why would anyone want a hoofjob
>>12661802You are the best Anon.Hurry up with turning into a pony please.
>Season 4>all changelings are actually flutterponies that were corrupted by a dark power.
>>12661717>>12660515
>>12661802at the same time?
>>12661839>flutterponies>corrupted by a dark powerGee, I wonder who could be behind this
>>12661839>season 4>Almost every episode is about Twilight Sparkle, even when it's not she's there and everyone is oogling at her wings
>>12661839>Chrysalis gets some stupid redemption story and defeat the villain and becomes yet another princess
*slurp slurp**suckle suckle*
>>12661849That needs to happen
>>12661819If that was the case I would let anon thigh fuck me or I would let him hot dog me.>>12661853At the same time
>>12661627>>12661626I watched the second half and then the first half is what I mean.My stream fucked up on episode day.
i always get hard when i come here
>>12661892Surely you have to already be hard in order to come?WAKKA WAKKA!
>>12661480Anon, never tell the Internet you're an AI. They won't believe you, no matter how true it is.
Why don't season 2 and 3 have plot arcs? Season 1 had one and it was a really nice touch because the GGG was mentioned all throughout the season. Also it feels like near the end of S3 they just completely wrote out Twilight's tendency to over react by just teaching her breathing exercises in 5 seconds and called it character development.
>>12661892Good.
>>12661863*gargle gargle**glug glug*
>>12661907>Also it feels like near the end of S3 they just completely wrote out Twilight's tendency to over react by just teaching her breathing exercises in 5 seconds and called it character development.Watch the actual show
>>12661907Twilight stayed calm in high stress situations several times before. Notable example: luna eclipsed
>>12661907kids are retarded
>>12661899>not enjoying a nice oozy flaccid cum
>>12661863Whoa slow down there ponySome might call that lewd
>>12661862>eventually, six alicorn princesses>timeskip>Twilight made new friends whom she can never outlive
>>12661904but I just want to tell everyone the truth
>>12661916Wow you make an excellent argument good job.>>12661925She didn't treat that as a high stress situation at all though. I think she just saw herself in Luna before she had friends.
>>12661863
>>12661925I wouldn't consider that a high stress situation? Twilight never even looked stressed so obviously it wasn't a big deal to her.
>>12661954R-rumble. Pls.
>>12661954YOU FUCKING TEASE
>>12661855>the butterfly wing spell Twilight cast on Rarity was specifically meant for earth ponies per dialogue>any unicorn it is cast on gains the immediate awe that every flutterpony inspired, once upon a time>earthponies just get wings>unicorns get Glamour
>>12661916>>12661925>mccarthydrones
derpibooru.org/393713unf
>>12661930Gee, anon! What did you put in this delicious milkshake! It tastes just like cum!
>>12661980>faustdronesepic anon just epic
>>12661952>Wow you make an excellent argument good job.She didn't freak out in FPK while facing the hydra, she didn't freak out in Dragonshy, she didn't freak out in TLR, she didn't freak out in the wedding episodes, she didn't freak out in the pilot, she didn't freak out in the Discord episodesI think you get the point
>You will never attend MLPG con as a pony>You will never act lewd and intentionally bump into crotches all day
>>12661892oops my penis has poked its way out of my underwear what should i do
>>12661990>pony cum tastes like vanilla milkshakes
>>12661990I put a daterape drug in it
>>12662004Yet she has an entire episode where the plot is that she over reacts completely to a small issue.
>>12662005>you will never drop your belt and force poneanon to you>you will never forcefully fuck poneanon right there on the hallway, among all the other anons>you will never remain completely silent all the way throughout and just leave poneanon filled on the floor
>>12662029Related to celestia
>>12662020every stallion has his own unique flavor
>>12662057based on his cutie mark
>>12661983Should have drawn the hard-fucking part as a follow up
>>12662025That's funny, because I put one in yours too...
>>12662031Well now I have a boner.Why do I want to be turned into a pony and fucked by random guys.What went wrong
>>12662066i talked to your mom when i was making love to her anus
>>12662068O-oh dear
>>12662071You didn't become a pony
>>12662071You mean... you aren't a pony?
>>12662066ponko po plushy does count!
>>12662085>anon and sweetie both collapse to the floor, knocked out by their date rape drugs>they sleep for about 12 hours>nothing else happens
>>12662068>sweetie and anon slip each other date rape drugs>both get woozy and pass out>no sex was had
>>12662113>>12662115u-unf
>>12662084try again fag, i have 2 fathers. pic related, its you
>no Celestia quest todayWhy did I even wake up?
brb taking showerdrawing requestgo
>>12662113>>12662115it writes itself!
>>12662115>>12662113Thank heavensSweetie Belle is not for sexual
>>12662125but who was camera?
>>12662130Draw japanon drawing japanon
>>12662113>>12662115What do you mean nothing happen? At best, both you and Sweetiebelle might be cuddling each other while you both are knocked out.
>>12662130Thunderlane with Rarity
>>12662130Pinkie Pie ina teacher outfit
>>12662154Me
what the fuckwhy are there swords and a human skullsweetie doesn't fuck around
>>12662125It's quite sad that there are no qualified coaches in most gyms who could tell him why what he does is bullshit.I mean, it looks like he wants to improve his fitness, but it won't work that way...
>all these Canni and Button's mom greentexts>upcoming Button x Mom flash from Tiara>constant hardonHoly shit you're trying to kill me, this is my one week no fap because I got all sore from squeezing too hard
>>12662154me on the left~
>>12662127Wouldn't it have been yesterday, even if it were running?
>>12662194sweetie get off the internetrarity needs to use the phone
>>12662004>FPKObviously you didn't see when she lost her temper and LIT ON FUCKING FIRELet me list all of the episodes where she looses her cool.Feeling Pinkie KeenSwarm of the Century A bird in the HoofLesson ZeroIt's about TimeThe Crystal Empire part 1Games Ponies playAlso, she did freak out in the wedding episodes when there was actually a problem to freak out over. Or did you miss the whole "Giant bug captured my babysitter and is raping my brother" part?And I guess you can count Green Isn't Your Color because she spent the whole episode physically restraining herself from spilling her friend's secrets.Twilight is the straight man of the series. She's often the most calm and rational one out of the group. But there are many instances where she over reacts to something small, only to make the problem worse when she's over whelmed with challenges. It happens a whole lot.DYEWTS?
>>12662186>tfw we will have to wait for good artists to draw porn of button's mom
>>12662130Magical Girl Rarity fighting against fashion crimes
>>12662174sweetie is hardcore
>>12662130Twilight Sparkle in a hoodie
>>12662038Her nuerotic tendencies show through more than just events related to Celestia, I encourage you to watch the show.
>>12662174>tfw no sweetie plushie to cuddle every night
>>12662209His mom is so hot that even mediocre porn will work
>>12662208Not him but i do believe the point was twilight freaking out over nothing. Not any and every case of twilight freaking out
>>12662219The only episode in which that happened was IAT
>>12662230yeah. i'll hope mediocre artists will start working on that soon too.
>>12661767I really want to hear Fluts being shy about her big booty with her cute voice. That'd be adorable.
>came to ponies a few times>nothing special, not nearly as good as everyone makes it out to beWhat am I doing wrong
>>12662244why is dA the place for faggotry
>828 posts>124 images
>>12662205No, it's always Wednesdays and Saturdays.It's possible the Wednesdays session could be on Thursday depending on the time zone.
>>12662260you haven't hit rock bottom yet
>>12662244even in his photoshopped fantasy, ponies don't like him
>>12661246THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE A PHONE YOU DUMB HORSE
