Old thread: >>12645153Topic: Let's discuss a pony! No wait, three ponies! Not just any three ponies though! Discuss the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
>rape
TINY PONY THREAD
>>12650346
first for Nono
>>12650346they are too smallwe need bigger ponies
In the crystal kingdom, gluing broken ponies back together is a very lucrative business.
>>12650452Not a dragon
>>12650448?
>>12650346Hope their micro turns out okay. I liked the preview we saw and the CMC have been pretty good in the show lately.
Bestest shipProve me wrong.
FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS
>>12650458Can I glue them back together with my semen?
>>12650458Its the same in MLPGHOT GLUING that is!
>>12650452>LK will never do a mantis girl alchemist spaghetti quest
>>12650481That's a pretty good ship.
>>12650481Wrong.
> birthday of August 6th> release date of Equestiria GirlsHow should I feel about this? Okay, I guess?Frothing with anger?Bittersweet?
>>12650485>>12650490
>>12650481Stupid baits, they won't leave me alone.
>pony will never scoff at your tiny penis and then go and fuck a real man
>>12650529Horny.
>>12650481It's based on the male pony having the personality of Dr. Who, which is from another show. All it is is taking the Doctor and shoving him into a pony body. It's not fun, clever, or good.
>>12650346They're cute. That's about it. Some days I hope they get their talents on the show, then I realize how unlikely that is. A shame.
>>12650539you have the worst fetish
>>12650511thats a shitty shipit doesn't even have fanfiction
>>12650481But anon, that's not Rarijack.
>>12650511>you will never have a blossoming romance with the pretty mail marekill me
>>12650534dat fukken pout hnnnnng
>>12650476yea
What if Trixie just needed some love and affection?
>>12650539Good, that sounds stupid.
>>12650563Well of course not, he said bestest
>>12650490
>>12650551But AnonThey're like FOURTEEN
>>12650564what the fuck is that picture i don't even what
>>12650563This
>you will never get to lick Button's Mom's pussy
>>12650529filled with the urge to write
>>12650564All I wanted was a clumsy and airheaded pony, but no, social justice had to win.
>>12650553>dat madIt's popular, and funny. Who cares?
>>12650576It's evident that's not the case, she had the adoration of people like Snips and Snails.It's clear that Trixie was just a bitch.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>12650539>"I-It's... nice anon... I forgot I had this thing to go too..."
>>12650592Anon, that appears to be Sonic the Hedgehog transformed into a toilet.
>>12650591So?
>>12650574You have impeccable taste.
>>12650600it makes me so angry knowing that little motherfucker gets more pussy than I do.
>>12650638Rarity needs to quit farting.
>>12650638>eye tic
>>12650600>tiarawhy>incestCan't I just fuck the milf pony without any buttons or shitty flash artists
>>12650651>motherfucker
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac71590746e40f627f0eab6d965372de/tumblr_mr50gy6jv31rca2n1o1_1280.gif
>>12650591Not proven
>>12650667...shit. I didn't even do that on purpose.
>>12650669He should have combined those.
>>12650638problem, darling?
goodnight mlpghave happy lewdboopsdon't kill yourself, please
>>12650669>passively squeezing>not rolling them up and down the shaftWow, 2/10 can't even do a proper titfuck
>>12650669>chistery shitposting and attention whoring againgood night then
>>12650686Of course you didn't.
>>12650669
>>12650707W-whatI just thought I'd show something I found
>>12650707I'm pretty sure you picked the wrong linkBecause Chistery is no cartoon horseIf they were, surely there'd be more porn of them
>>12650713Rose pls.
>>12650669>you will never experience a titfuck and blowjob at the same time
>>12650713unf
>>12650610She's stubborn if anything.
pomf
if pinkiesleepoverquest part 2 were to happen soon(tonight)would you want it to be sfw or nsfwwhichever one doesnt happen tonight will happen later
>>12650741>>12650732It's copypasta
>>12650763Fuck off attention whore
>>12650763How buoyant would that pink ball of fuzz be?
>>12650766sfw pls
>>12650763hi
>tfw 5"x5">tfw cum like a zebra>tfw can't find anyone thats into cum play
>>12650749>because your dick is too small.
>>12650766SFW.
Is CatDog porn even possible?
>>12650627Don't you want to stay a little longer?We can play monopoly
>>12650763>doubt
>>12650763fuck off
>>12650778it would soak and fully pony would drown.
>>12650766sfw
>>12650643For you.
>>12650766SfwPlease BraePlease.
guys I can'thttp://petitpanda.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=allI just can't
>>12650766SFW. I'm all for porn, but cute ponk is great.
>>12650795No. It doesn't have genitals.
>>12650763How was bronycon?
>>12650713where is the panty shot view with clear bulge showing?
>>12650766Mostly sfw but I wouldn't mind a lewd ending
Fallout Equestria 15 coming up in a momentlivestream.com/scrubbingbubbles
Fuck off
>>12650763Such autism
>>12650824
>>12650785If you'd lived near me I'd let you cum into any reasonable orifice in my body or my face
>>12650822which chapter is the one where they fuck
>>12650638Not really into people 11 years younger than me, that's all. Not really thinking 'horny' is the choice for me.>>12650606I would but I guess a whole bottle of crush wine makes it almost impossible to write on an old Royal typewriter. Whooo birthdays.Though I have a little story about Rarity having a mental block and being faced with it I should have edit-ready tomorrow.Incidentally who's everyone's favorite Equestria Girl so far? Fluttershy? Spike?
>>12650800woah, what's wrong little pink?
>>12650763
>>12650806Nono used to be my waifu before Pinkie Pie.
>>12650824No anon, you fuck off.I'm tired of being pushed around by you.
>>12650766NSFWBut I know I'm minority and it will never happen.We can't have good things.
>>12650847> Chistery is 25What
>>12650839would you let me watch this ordeal?
>>12650766smut
>>12650759
>>12650851Not sure if it's really fluffleOr some le epic shitposter extraordinaire
>>12650766SFW first go, maybe lewd overtones/implicationsThen go wild with the nsfw version
>>12650859Fuck you anon, you need me.No one loves you but me
>>12650824Fuck on
>>12650766If that is what I think it is then NSFW
>>12650763How was the con?
>>12650847Fluttershy really. Like her more than her pony version.And Spike was damn great in EG. Really hope he's just as good in S4.
>>12650495I don't even know what I'd do with her, in a quest.
>>12650713Fuck off.
>>12650766porn
>>12650768>copypastaBut how can it be simple copypasta if it's always fucking true?
>>12650935It's the violet eyeshadow, isn't it?
>>12650864>never happenLike I just said, anonWhatever isn't chosen now will still happen laterif pankquest part 2 is sfw for tonight, there will be a nsfw pankquest part 2 too. Like a choose-your-own-ending thing. i just wanted to know what to do first
>>12650852>hair not moving a little from the turbulence created by her wings>not blinking first
>>12650944make me
>>12650923N-no, I-I don't need you anymore;_;
>>12650824DID SOMEPONY SAY FUCK-OFF?!
>>12650955NSFW first, dubs confirm
>>12650853yea she is really special
>>12650935YesMakes her look cuter/unfer
>>12650986>straight porn is faggotryAnon you feelin alright
>>12650925look at that look of defeat in her eyesshe know she'll do anything for to get those applesanything
>>12650995Dammit>>12650954
>>12650887Yeah, I guess why not. After all I'm just a mere cum dispenser. Maybe you'd like to donate after watching for a bit
>>12650904ok, if that's all
>>12650968Come here and give me a hug, faggot.
>>12650763Is it true that youve made chryspuff porn? Chrysalis for yes, Fluffle for no.
>>12650713>people trying to set up fursona MMORPG
>>12650955Once you do SFW one first - it most likely there will be no NSFW since it won't be so interesting to you to redo all shit gain, And even if there will be - it most likely will be shorter and lazier then the first one, we both know it.So the question is different: "which one you want me to put more effort in: sfw and nsfw?"
>>12650935>>12650954I like Fluttershy if nothing else because she has the gall to emote that Twilight is kind of weird, even like "who the fuck IS THIS" weird. Equestrian Fluttershy would probably have swallowed Twilight's mannerisms all too easily.Fluttershy with just a hint of backbone or pragmatism is a nice change of pace.> cue Anon who actually notices her smuggling animals in every day yet no one notices
>>12651008this is MLPG after all
would you
>>12651025>second life
>>12650971>main 6 have contests on who can fuck better than the othersShouldn't be something I headcanon but whatever
>>12651046If I was to get an OC plush, it'd be my own OC.
>potheads
>>12651046No. That video was shit.
>>12650847They're seniors in High School
>>12651046I would cum in that pony's eyesBut not on the plushie, just owning it would be fucking stupid.
>>12650995she reminds me of Andrea Libman
>>12650995Works better on ponoes.
>>12651046I'd not buy it>buying OC plushesOn the flip side, if you were to make flufflepuff plushes for spaghetti con you'd be swimming in money
>>12651059>not an oversized Red Ribbon plushPleb
>>12651059but you could steal the OC
>>12650763Is that store of yours bringing in the brony bux?
>>12651008>tfw you quote wrong post
>>12651023
>>12651030Actually i've got 2 different stories/paths planned that makes them pretty different, so it wont be drawing the same things. though I do plan to do more for the NSFW one. I'll do the SFW one tonight; i'll do my best to put equal effort into both, because i have a lot of fun doing it
>>12651083but my eyes are brown and boring
>>12651070>mature adults that use drugs responsibly and in moderation
>>12651085It better be big enough for me to crawl inside of
>>12651046
>>12651070Don't you mean >liberals?
>>12651070We weren't even talking about pancakes, quentin.
>>12650971Dash plzRarity still hasn't recovered from the last fuck-off
>>12651107>Doing drugs>Mature>Stabbing yourself in the brain>Implying moderation matters
>>12651074> SeniorsI was never very clear on this given the CMC seemed a bit young to be freshmen, butShoot, whatever, you're probably right, they're all 17 or 18.
>>12651102>promises from drawfagwhy do I laugh
>>12651046do you ever wonder who's OC you are
Attack on Titan looks pretty cool but why don't the humans just build mechs to solve their problems like normal anime people?
>>126510462 extra holes.
>>12651100This is not something I want to see
>>12651105Shit eyes.Blue eyed masterrace.
>>12651032Pretty much this. A more talkative and emoting Fluttershy would be great.
>>12651083>must dress nicely for eventthis is my biggest fear since i only own cargo shorts and graphic Ts.
>>12651153>edgy shit
>>12651152They don't have the technology for it
>>12651113If only I could sew, I'd make a big ass RR plush that I could crawl and play video games in.Now which end would you crawl in
>>12650346CMC >>>>>> Main 6
>>12651113>big enough for me to crawl inside of>>12651115
>>12651168you can go with Fluttershy than since everyone expects her to go with some loser
>>12651100Chysalis doesn't have to sex, she just uses Fluffle like a buffet!
>>12651180the back of course
>>12651152It needs to be different, si ot can be extra-generic in other areas.
>>12651170Just trying to be pragmatic
>>12651152>spiritWatched it for the first time not too long ago.I liked it.
>>12651152Because that's Pacific Rim
>>12651134What you're saying is, you'd fuck them if given the chance right?
>>12651168Good thing I never have to go to any events. A life of solitude has it's many perks.
>>12651163> two sets of earsNot sure how to feel about this
>>12651152Because it wouldn't be as fun as slashing at giants while slinging away on rubber bands
>>12651133>stabbing yourself in the brainIt's actually causing a temporary, pleasurable chemical imbalance with no long term effects, granted you're not doing awful dependence inducing shit like meth or tobacco or something that's completely useless like LSD.I don't like doing drugs at all and even I know that it's better to be informed than to be an insufferable straight edge faggot. Being ignorant is worse than being a motormouth pothead.>like weed 420 one love>brain rape degeneracy>erry day all day>degeneracy degeneracy
>>12651211I'm just glad they cured Pinkie's face cancer from the original artwork.
>>12651194>not crawling into her through her mouth and cuddling another pony plushie in her stomachImagination
>>12651173Bullshit. They've got better than perfect jetpack technology. Plus Japanese and quasi-Japanese characters can build robots out of sticks and leaves. It's in their blood.
>>12651211No, man, anyone under 23 is almost poisonYeesh
>>12651192Don't mind if I do.
>>12651247>wings are covered3/10
>>12651193What do you think it tastes like?
>>12650799would you play pony monopoly
>>12651020sounds good
>>12651234>being baited this hardgotcha!
>>12651263autism
>>12651264Actually that looks like fun, sure.
>>12651263Ass burgers
>>12651247> oversized sweater> and knesocksHmm.http://youtu.be/kFZKgf5WG0gHMM
>>12651242They're european and they don't even have computers
What up my bitches!
>>12651263Sour apple smoothies
>>12651234One promotes health.The other promotes mental degeneracy.>hurf durf a drug addict is better than a person who simply says no to drugs
>>12651211>flash puppets
>>12651264>cloudsdale the 2nd richest town>shithole ponyville dump is cheapestlol
>>12651272its hard not to be baited by itmy older brother is a pothead and my younger sister is a xXXStr8_3DGYXXx. life is pain.
>>12651297I don't like that song. It's not even close to his best.
>>12651262But she's self conscious about her wings...
>>12651263Fluffy is that you?Since when did you get a tripcode?
>>12651301
>>12651329>Fluttershy's wings are unusually large for a pegasus
>>12651263Cotton candy. Because she's so sweet.
>>12651325No, not close.But close to the subject matter.
>>12651305posting on 4chan is degeneracy
>>12651329Since whenShe just knows that she can't go fast
>>12651297i cant tell what is going on in that picture. all i know is i see panties and part of a butt
>>12651240>playing videogames with a flashlight inside a giant plush RR's stomach
>>12651271
>>12651264>>to the moon>the moon actually a prison colony>luna only broke out because she did the magic equivalent of weightlifting in the yard>nightmare moon is actually her prison name>she had several prison bitches and has shanked a punk or two
>>12651305>Tfw depression and attention span issues>Did shrooms and went through a math book>Haven't been depressed in monthsLe alternative medicine face>tfw anti-hippy laws are impeding the creation of a psilocybin derived drug that does the same thing but better
>>12651329>Fluttershy working up the courage to ask someone somewhereMust be a monumental task for her. Especially if she had any feelings other than platonic friendship toward the person she's asking.
>>12651331That's not fluffy, he was whiny, but not quite insufferable.
>>12651320>its hard not to be baited by iya i know that is why i use it as bait. that is the whole point of bait.up next is uncut is superior to cut and all girls prefer it.
>>12651352Using a website is not degeneracy.Doing drugs,Drinking alcohol,having sex,listening to rap etc is degeneracy.>>12651389You could of done that without drugs.
>>12651389but drugs make baby jesus cry and terrorists win
How do you keep on going?
>>12651375>plush pony sleeping bagwhy is this not a thing
>>12651302>>12651345Both of these are believable.>>12651331Months ago. I just never posted here. But I have nothing better to do, so here I am~
>>12651423I take breaks. And write fapfiction. And play League.The cycle continues ad infinitum.
>>12651418i fucking hate that fat cunt's facealso everything else about it.
Why do car wheels even need to pivot?Why can't you just have the car apply more power to the side opposite the direction you're turning like a tank?
>>12651429turning ponies into sleeping bags is already a fetish
>>12651395And it would be the most adorable thing ever.
>>12651423one step at a time
>>12651433>taking a break from your money printer to come hereYou're pretty swellIt was nice meeting you~
>>12651442>not playing WOW
>>12651361"Absolute territory" is the area between panties and stockings, so > DEM THIGHS that MLPG is so excited aboutThe picture is kind of terrible thoughThat face gives me the worst of nightmares
>>12651420>You could of done that without drugs.Suicide inducing antidepressants and addictive adderall = drugs
>>12651453that's not hard
>>12651449because that is far less efficient and would damage the wheels
>>12651449Because fuck you.
>>12651423Because after many suicidal thoughts I came to the conclusion that who am I to think living is worthless if I didn't explore it.
>>12651482>tfw Xanaxnot even once
>>12651454I know. Can you imagine being the person she's asking? Like, even if you didn't know her characteristics, you'd understand that's rough. But after you realize how she acts day to day, how talking to anyone that's not in her circle of friends or related to them is difficult. You'd see her desire to be near you in a whole new light.
>>12651482no manmanning up and dealing with life solves everything. if it doesn't you should just kill yourself and go to heaven instead of doing drugs and eventually going to hell.
>>12651433Months ago. Those were better days.
Hitler did nothing wrong, he was just a struggling artist.
>>12651479Not really, >dem thighs is an overall appreciation for the thigh as a whole. Absolute territory is certainly a subset of thigh and leg appreciation, however.
>>12651482Those are drugs
Why are drivers seats to the side?Why not have them in the center? Why not triangle cars?
>>12651490How?
>>12651522I absolutely hate how they all speak like retards. It does not help that it seems like all the fluffy ponies are drawn by just one guy.
>>12651537I'm literally autistic so a constant supply of chemicals is pretty much the only wayPlacebos and therapy don't work on assburgs
>>12651423Livin just to keep goingGoing just to be sane
>>12651510Can't help but think she would never try.It would have to be the male to approach with her, and even then good luck.
>Goddamnit, are yous sayin' that I'm too sick to fight tonight? The hell yous talkin' about brutha!">she sneezes
>>12651534The More You Know (TM)
>>12651433Well, I hope you don't get sucked into false friends after last time. At least here people tell you shit up front, even if it is insults.
>>12651522That picture reminds me of>>12651418Inside all that fur there is a trapped pony.
>>12651556I'm autistic and I don't need any of that.
>>12651549That's part of the thing with them though.People who enjoy killing retards for some reason
>>12651476>It was nice meeting you~You made a post in the same thread on an anonymous image board.That's like when a famous person does an AMA and suddenly redditors are going around saying that they met them.
>>12651522I remember when Fluffy used to draw for us then complain how ungrateful we were. Better days.
why aren't you winghugging your little ponies
>>12651549because they pretty much are. the only fluffy pony that really sticks out and isnt drawn by that guy is fluffle puff. but we dont consider her a fluffy pony.
>>12651568>epic roleplay
>tfw you will never meet up with anyone here and be depraved into a slutty cum dumpster>you will never be spitroasted front and back by a never ending line of anons, ready to go after next after the previous anons dispense their seed in you
any object touching a surface makes contact at exactly 3 points
>>12651549It takes one guy to ruin something.
>>12651585Remember when we always gave Fluffy shit because all his vectors looked soulless?
>>12651604>roleplay
>>12651423too much of a coward to kill myself.i can't help myself and can't ask others for help.
>>12651591How am I supposed to winghug anything without wings, anon.Why are you taunting me like this.
>>12651558At the start, sure. Bump into her at the market, chat a little. Try to get her to open up a bit. Ask if she wants to get tea. When she says no or runs off, take it in stride. Just ask her again the next time you see her. Courteous but persistent.Find her interests, talk to her about them. Talk to her friends, get to know them. Slowly but surely show that you're interested in her and hopefully she returns the effort down the road.Then after some time, months, maybe a year even, she just shows up and does this. Struggles to ask you to go somewhere with her, just the two of you. But she manages it.And you're in.
>>12651612Do you have a vagina?
>>12651596>we
>>12651612ew, no.if i could i would be sunset satan's cocksleeve
>>12651591HOLY SHITHOLY FUCKING SHITOH MY GODI LOVE YOU JAPANONYOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANTED THIS
>>12651623They still do.
>>12651583>That's like when a famous person does an AMA and suddenly redditors are going around saying that they met themI did meet him though. At the con.
>>12651604>roleplayI laughed
>>12651623They still do
>>12651591Mine keep getting caught in my sweater.
17year old Sweetie Belle in short midriff exposing shirt, A-B cups.
>>12651612>you will never meet up with one of the bicurious anons here, share a few bowls, and then let them suck your cock and return the favor if they want>you will never play vidya together and brag about it on MLPG after
>MLPG suddenly hates flufflewhat happened?
>>12651585Yep, those were the days and they were well over a year ago.I have even less reason to like him now since his content now has been run completely into the ground.
>>12651623>Fluffy's folder of thousands of show accurate vectors that he never bothered to upload>Sweating man.png
>>12651591but i have no wings
>>12651649He is the most introverted fuck I've ever met.
Why aren't car bumpers made out of rubber or some other more durable/less fragile material? It IS called a BUMPER after all.
>>12651667Everything.
>>12651579I'm happy that you're happy with being different but some of us want to force ourselves into acting, thinking, and feeling normalCheck your cis-autistic privilege, you transnormalphobic patriarch.
>>12651667Apparantly the guy is a jerkI still like his work though
>>12651667I don't hate him, I'm just indifferent to his art or him, but he's know for throwing bitch fits and tantrums when he doesn't get enough attentionAny of you remember that time he got mad when someone shared his "secret" stream?
>>12651676>show accurate
>>12651683He is, but it's clearly shown in his tumblr
>>12651634>she's just going with you to be nice>she doesn't want to hurt your feelings by denying you
>>12651612>Wanting AIDS
>>12651656CUTE
>>12651667fluffle is kind of dumbrandom character pairing and dumb crossovers from deviantart dumbalso the artist is a dick
>>12651684because the point of a bumper to to crush and colapse in a car crashThis absorbs the energy in the impact and increases the odds of the driver/passengers surviving
>>12651667>suddenlyYou're not fucking stupid, right?This happened even before we switched boards, he left us for all intents and purposes anyway.
>>12651667>MLPG suddenly hates fluffle>suddenlyThe fuck?He's always been a twat
>>12651667I don't hate him.He's just an asshole.An asshole in a group of assholes.
>>12651683Introverted people on 4chan seems to be a common thing.
>>12651701>bitch fits and tantrums when he doesn't get enough attention>"secret"
get in loser, we're going swarming
>>12651612you're the person i was just talking to, aren't you?
>>12651676>tfw I used to vector dozens of screencaps from the show before I wondered "lol why am I doing this?"
>>12651743Burn the entire car and the ground it was on
>>12651710>Heartbreak>Move on to a different pony, hoping for better luck.>Fluttershy somehow falls for you after witnessing you doing something sweet for other pony.
>>12651731>>12651735>responding to "____ suddenly hates ____ what happened" postsit's literally the most effective bait used on 4chan recentlyknow your enemy
>>12651741he used to stream the show on premiere days and only shared the link to his friends, he got mad and stopped streaming after it got posted here
>>12651684Because that would be more expensive than replacing a fibreglass bumperAnd just don't get into an accident you chink
>>12651743i don't see the connection between kortz and that picture.except for the fact that both chrysalis and kortz are ded
>>12651735Fluffle is Fluffy?
>>12651772But I thought we were his friends...
>>12651743Is it even legal to drive while wearing a bugsuit?
>tfw you caught aids from injecting shrooms using your friends weed needle>tfw now you're a fat homosexual jew that faps to horses/pol/ was rightdegeneracy: not even once
>>12651788yes
>>12651769I'm my own worst enemy, I know myself very well.
>>12651664>that feel>>12651750If you meant this then yeah>>12650887
>>12651726How would a rubber bumper help absorb the impact any less?
>>12651768>it was you jumping in front of a fully loaded runaway cart and pushing a mare out of the way>you were crushed and instantly killed
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>12651786>chrysalis>ded
>>12651793Not ever.
>>12651808Because rubber doesn't absorb, it redirects.
>>12651772that shit was always full, but the quality was terrible so i guess its ok i couldnt get in
>>12651796that's why he bring his own needles, and have more cheese than doritos, cheetos or fritos
What size does 0r0 draw on and with what size pen.It looks like it takes him forever because of the tiny lines that he didn't clean up.
>>12651818YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, SWEETIE.
>>12651772Indeed and I know that was before Kraut, but the condition didn't have a name until it was identified in Kraut.
>>12651814You have a weird take on what you wish to happen to yourself in a hypothetical situation.Are you okay, anon?
BDSM with Acid
>>12651823...Close acquaintances?...People who used him for free art?
>>12651788I don't have a reaction picture derogatory enough for you but just so you know I'm disgusted at your stupidity.
why can't she be real, mlpg?
>>12651781RUDE
>>12651822As good as, her people are going to starve in the area they were banished to.
>>12651827GOOD, LET IT KILL THE FUCKER WHO HIT ME!
>>12651847>tfw no male on futa domination
>>12651796I wouldn't mind having AIDSOr any terminal illness reallyI'd like to slowly but surely die
bat pony general is shipping all of their OCs together nowI thought I'd tell you since you're his dad
>>12651822>chrysalis_rides_anon.gif
Why aren't you at the party yet?
>>12651853
>>12651822W-why does this turn me on
>>12651827Okay then how is deflection less beneficial than absorption?
>>12651889that's cute
>>12651837no, fuck that
>go to equestria>turn into a pony>celestia is afraid that your new form will help you accidentally corrupt ponies and introduce degeneracy into their pristine culture>put to death for being a crime against nature
>>12651881Congratulations! You already are.It's called "being alive"
>>12651889Did they start numbering their threads yet
>>12651903see>>12651897
>>12651840Maybe I have a death wish yet no desire for suicide. DEATH THROUGH GLORY
>>12651867No, it's not going to go in the opposite direction, it's going to go THROUGH the rubber into the car. It's like those pendulum balls.
>>12651772actually the stream was meant for MLPG. he got mad that people were posting it to ponychan and EQD. he wasnt the only one mad that day.
What if by consuming the little pony you could become the little pony?
>>12651911>flee to gryphon lands>captured and raped by hot catbirds
>>12651836You could always ask him yourself
>>12651900nobody told me.tell me where and i'll bring a bottle if cheap sangria
>>12651909oh and they decided their OCs are sisters and brothers with equestria prevail's OCsI forgot that part
>>12651940Candlejack
>>12651889
>>12651889I made like 3 of those OCSFUCKERS
;)
>>12651889>you're his dadBullshit, that slut was fucking Ponychan on the side.I DEMAND A PATERNITY TEST!WE'RE GOING TO JERRY SPRINGER!
>>12651935I'd eat ten, just to be sure
>>12651945>my fingernails hurt
>Kraut was Sb all alonghahaoh wow
>>12651945>>>/sp/
>>12651952neat!are they all just cheap recolors or do they have original manecuts?
>>12651807yea, are you a guy?
>>12651959Inb4 dumb candlejack memeDesudesu twinkie house loli haet pizza duckroll give up xD so retroPorkslope turkeyhandle
What is your favorite cutest oc.
>>12651974>>12651959>>12651940EVERY THREAD UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>12651889Aw, our little thread is growing up.
>>12651974panka pae
>>1265198650/50 and one of them is a special snowflake
Why does it seem as if though people don't know how to filter things? If you don't like something, either ignore it, discuss it, or filter it so you don't have to see it ever again. Nobody cares that you don't like it.Yes I know this is hypocritical.
>>12651941I would! I really like the sketchy effect his lines have. But I don't think he responds to those kinds of questions.
>>12651969>FUCKERSOh yes, yes they are.
>>12651981you know?
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
>>12651999It's not related to us, it's better that way.
>>12651900No-one invited meYou probably weren't supposed to tell me about it
Is SMT/Persona a good game?
>>12651987Yeah, I have a cock.
would you go to Fluttershy's sad party?
>>12651991HONK HONK
>>12651940hi Ferb
Hey little girls, stop watching shows for assholes.
>>12652021Yeah, anon posted an article about it two days ago I think, shit's crazy, and my hands hurt just from imagining the pain.
>>12652039depends which one you're talking about
>>12651991
>>12652013try anyway? he can't answer a question he doesn't haveotherwise, I guess you'd have to sit in on his stream and ask then
>>12651991I've always had a soft spot for wildfire
>>12651945>mfw I see Kerbal thread in the sub
>>12652039Are you talking about SMT or Persona?
>>12651945>cheap sangriaI thought you had standards Kraut
>>12652039you like dicks?
>>12651974oogie boogie
>>12652043is she rubbing her pussy against yellow bed?
>>12652043Does it end in sloppy needy fuckings?
>>12651982WaitDoes Kraut have the big dick?
>>12652039some are, yes
>>12652089but that's a background pony, not an OC
>>12652059how does george clooney keep ending up in movies that do bad things to his fingernails
>>12652104probably
>>12651991Hobopony;_;
>>12652106I just wanted to be sure you are still here Kraut. Thanks for confirming it.
>>12652043>The entire thing is you two taking turns crying about your troubles while the other cradles you>You're both absolutely plastered
>>12652073>3I'm going to need the rest.
>>12651986>are they all just cheap recolors or do they have original marecunts?UNF
>>12651991Ice Pack
>>12652081>>12652061SMT mostly, I just heard Persona being tied to it in some way thats why I assumed it was the same.>>12652094nope.>>12652109Thats a cute ponimouto
When did you get into pony and when do you think you reached the peak of your hype over the show?
>>12652059i lost a fingernail once. it isn't as bad as you think it is. i would still spess>>12652083it's the closest thing to meds i can afford.
>>12652103
Which pone(s) would be into yuri? Would they watch or participate?
>posting in /mlpg/>when you're older than 19no...way...
>>12652134I wish I didn't unironically like this
>>12652109Jr is that you posting the Sweetie robo pics?
>not loving your pony
>>12652179is that the same kind of creature that were murdered by chrysalis and the changelings?
>>12651991My ownDrawn on a GNU Thinkpad X41 tablet
>>12652174this is not your fucking blog. posting in spoilers does not excuse you.
>>12652220ONLY PONYFOREVER
>>12652194>19T-there's still hope for meR-right?
>>12652182Madoka a shit.
>>12652169the persona games are pretty much an offshoot of the smt games, the combat is similar, but overall the games are much different
>>12652157eh I only got a few.
>>12652210That's a very cute pony.
>>12652171I watched my first episode on November 17th 2011 after someone on a Something Awful TF2 server kept talking about it for a whole game. The first episode I watched was The Cutie Pox as it was the newest episode at the time. I then watched all of Season 2 and then all of Season 1 over the next 3 or 4 days. I would say I haven't peaked in my hype yet. I am super excited for Season 4 and I can feel the excitement building week to week.
>>12652169SMT is a pretty good RPG series, but remains kind of low in the public radarPersona is the dating sim spinoff that all the cool kids fell in love with
>>12652248Just a couple.
>>12652171after the second ep in s1 i was hooked. i was obsessed as hell, staying up all night for new eps buying shitty toys talking about horses all day.after the s2 finale is when the hype started to fade.
>>12652194Oh calm your tits, it's not like there's some magic cutoff where you stop being able to make new choices
>>12652199no just an anon, havent even read his robo sweetie stuff
>>12652248ONLY A FEW?UNACCEPTABLE
>>12652169You will love them then.
>Let me tell you a little something about mares, anon
>you will never see a tangerine the size of a tangerine
>>12652287The unacceptable part is how so few exist!
>>12652302TANGERINE? NO PROBLEM.
>>12652300I don't like any of thiswhy does a dayguard have bat wings
>>12650563I agree. Rarijack is a solid ship
>>12652171I sat alone in the morning light watching the first episodes as they aired, just so I could be a /co/ hypefaggotTwo episodes later I lost interest. Then the pone kicked into overdrive mid-2011.
>>12652203But I do love my pony.
>>12652042cool.
>>12652174>Kraut is an alcoholic nowThis just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
>>12652304Or how some remain never finished at all.
>>12652304Let me try and fix that.MTMTMT
>>12652330ask equestria prevails
>>12652242Ah I see,>>12652268Hmmmm I'll see if I can try it out one day. I am kind of interested. I just hope it has a translation of sort.>>12652300All these bats are very cute ~
>>12652291...okay?
>>12652079>no face>no post on the sub thread>not playing on the serverare you a ghost or what
>>12652332I think you're pretty cool, anon.
>>12652349This needs to be finished. Maybe with an Anon holding Swiffer.
>>12652337You do not show your love for pony enough.Pony feels neglected.
>>12652171march 2011, hype remained pretty constant until the second hiatus, then pone hype dropped
>>12652203I love my ponyThat's why I don't force her to wear a collar and skip going to the barber
8=====D
>>12652374I don't really play, I just advertise because I think the sub can be used more.
>>12652171Pony peaked during the S2 opener, no one believed what was leaked here so not even that could put a damper on our mood.
>>12652400unf
>>12652390I will vigorously fist pone until she is a squirming wet heap
>>12652390>human pose
>>12652388>Anon.>It's obviously Tabasco.
>>12652400:^)
>>12652400()
>>12652424}:-{D
Goodnight, MLPG.May you pony in your dreams.
>>12652203This was drawn by a russian.Do you think pony is kept high on meth and pimped out on the streets of moscow?
>>12652302>>12652327>mfw just ate a tangerine for breakfast
>>12652436( . )Y( . )
>>12652423guess it wasn't that obvious
>>12652436(¡)
>>12652360lemon tell bat pony general to stop making OCsthey've made over a dozen in their 3 weeks of existing
>>12652418
This is advanced darkness
>>12652423>Open fridge>Grab tabasco>IT'S TIME TO SPICE UP THE NIGHT>Pour her all over my dick>Smash her on the floor>Pick up the spicy glass shards>begin masturbating with them
>>12652412What leak? I wasn't around here during the beginning of S2.
>>12652487hurry up and eat ghost's heart already
>>12652454No, even Russians love their ponies.
>>12652495Some guy posted the plot to part 1 that he got from a friend of a friend.
>>12652493Come one man...If you are going to attempt it, you have to at least add filler.
>>12652360it does, but you dont really have to start with smt1, i started with 3http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10886965/smtstarterguide.png
>tfw it feels like you're missing out>tfw that everything good is ahppening somewhere>tfw with nobody in your bed, the night is hard to get through
>>12652526Do russians put cameras on their ponies to fight insurance fraud?
>>12652517mmmf
>>12652546is that oecake?
>>126524008==>~
>>12652457>mfw reminiscing about watching dumb Youtube videos with frens
>>12652343Just cool? You wouldn't want to do anything to me?Stick a few fingers in me just to tease me, rubbing my frenulum, getting me close but not close enough? Forcing your stiff shaft down my throat, not letting me up for air until I hilt it for a good "while" Not depraving me, leaving me in a haze of pleasure and arousal as I beg for you to cum inside me?But instead covering my face with your warm seed until I'm unable to open my eyes without seeing white?
there will always be an image dump thread with the image that you like to post in itand then when you make a slightly edited version of the image to bypass duplicate file errors somebody will save it and post it in an image dump thread later on
>>12652551>Russian pony sees massive explosion in the air>Puts down visor like nothing odd is ahppening.
>>12652528Sounds interesting. Think I'll go archive dive for it.
>>12652540Thank goodness, I'd probably drive anyone in my bed fucking crazy.I toss and turn like an epileptic crackhead.
>tfw you're life sucks>tfw you want to kill you're self
Kraut I hope you feel better soon.
>>12652540I know that feel.>tfw I'm useless
>>12652572Yeah, it was when GG was goofing off.
>>12652596I can't remember the date it was posted, but there are a few caps of it floating around.
>>12652593best ship
>>12652601i hope i never feel again
>>12652601
>>12652575I'll never forget them
>>12652540That's for the best, I snore.
>>12652600Change it.
>>12652600give me your hats firstthen see a therapist
>>12652600>>12652606I can't afford to feel that way.I'm not allowed.
>>12652611I like GG streams.
>>12652469Eh, guess I just see what I want to see...Also red skeleton kinda makes it look like that was what he was going for.I think it was ArtAnon.I would love to see it finished.
>>12652669They are full of chaos and fun.
pone
>>12652595.gif still makes me laugh.Even if it is fake.
>getting new roommate>parents coming over to visit>carefully stash pony shit away beforehand as instructed>act chill as fuck around them>realize I left out the S1 DVD on my rack>shitshitshit stop glancing at it they'll notice>fuckfuckfuck what do?>struggle to remain chill>they finally leave
>>12652669Wait a minute.Are those two on the right GG actually putting effort into his drawings?
>>12652606>tfw I can now imitate the CAD miscarriage comic now that the Redheart toy is around.
>>12652698>pallette asks triple stuf to help straighten her crooked bench
>>12652700>I don't have enough vodka to deal with this shit
>>12652717do it do it do it do it
Best Marine base to work on?It's hard to compare them based on anything other than location at this point.3 are in the fucking desert, 2 are reasonably close to San Diego, 5 are somewhere South of the Bible Belt, one is in Honolulu, another one in Okinawa, and the last one is in DC but it looks like it's smaller and mostly just for show so it'd be difficult to get into.
>>12652710yes
>>12652710No, it's apple. They were both drawing.
>>12652600It's pronounced "your"
>>12652698who would win a pie eating contestred ribbon or tripple stuf?
>>12652723Fucking Russians, man.
>>12652729Okinawa. Aside from that>joining the muhreens
>>12652728I lack a Dr. Doom figure. to play the roll of the doctor...I may have to substitute something...And build some shitty props.
>>12652751You're telling me.
>>12652700>>12652723>>12652751A lot of humurous things happen there
>>12652710It could be cool to see GG trying to imitate another artist's styleHe's done his own thing so much that its all he can do, but definitely has a good understanding of shapes and knows how to make things look how he wants
>>12652722it's actually gravitational lensing.triple stuf is so massive that her mass bends photons travelling around her, leading to distortions of areas close to her in our line of sight.
>>12652749this one
>>12652793u-unf
>>12652729You have a choice?Honolulu, living will be expensive there though.
>>12652780Still one of my favorites.
>>12652729>>12652757My little bro was in Okinawa. They moved him over to some base he didn't even want back in the states because everybody wants to be in Okinawa. You can't really stay there forever.
>>12652751
>>12652171February the debut weekend of Feeling Pinkie Keen.I think I hit my hype peak during the second hiatus. Though I'm getting a good feeling about Season 4 if the animatics say anything.
>>12652780Those guys ran from the bear.They're obviously not Russian.
>>12652780>oh they are repairing a race car>I bet another one plows into them>any second now>HOLY SHIT A BEAR
>>12652839But the natives are giant faggots. Literally giants, in some cases.
>>12652854Uh, duh, moron. None of them were russian. They were in Russia from Finland on a race team. It was in Russia and the bear was an outraged native.
>>12652171Got into pone during summer of last year, right as the hiatus hit. Probably hit my peak of hype right before S3 started, and then it was all downhill.
>>12652842What is happening?
>>12652171Got in on it about a week or so after a canterlot wedding aired
>>12652871>my exact thought process when I watched that gif for the first time
>>12652871They were just practicing pit stops.
>>12652780Russia man... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACxB0bIK8ps
>>12652900needs more krokodile melted limbs
>>12652906Russian strategy and tactics.>run up to this and blow it the fuck up
> tfw on family vacation and no DTR restoration deviceAt this rate I'll never be the slutty mare.How stealth do you all try to be around the family, MLPG?
>>12652897>hype before S3Missed the S2 finale, eh?It was all down hill from there.
>russians
>>12652592want to skype?
>>12652839>>12652844Not in the Marines just yet but I heard you were able to at least submit your top base choices from a list. I would likely spend most of my time on-base though, and if it was Okinawa I'd probably want to move back to the States as soon as I made rank enough to live off-base. Not that I wouldn't want to go there, I would, I just wouldn't want to stay there forever.
>>12652916Holy shit it's like a clown car.
>The NMM toy.Oh my fucking god...I can't...This toy looked funny from the picture, but face to face...Wow.
Sorry Xieril
>>12652944Crazy Russians and their damn cute ponies.
>>12652944>canadians
>>12652653"I've never been a pussy cause my hood would never let me"-Lil Wayne
>>12652944Yes, Artyom, we know your mother put out.Must you continue to be so confused and hurt about it? Sheesh, you'd think she was a saint who destroyed all the Dark Ones in their rotten nest.OH WAIT RIGHT THAT WAS YOU PUT YOUR TAMPON IN GODDAMN
>>12652482eh.. I havent visited their generals for some time. I'll try.
>>12652981>>12652944How does rainbow make his ponies so cute?
>>12652967That's Russian tactic. Just throw people at things until the job gets done.
>>12652938never reveal power levelnot to anyone ever
>>12652981Remember when we found that Russian MLP site and they were all really cool?
>>12652996HHRRNNGGG
>>12652778m8 U WOT?
>>12653012didnt they hat us?
>>12652939I was annoyed at the S2 finale, but I was new and riding high on pone. So much speculation and worldbuilding and forming of headcanons. It was great.I wish I could recapture that feeling. I want to worldbuild and shit.
>>12653012I was actually the one that posted the link. Those were fun times.
>>12653012I remember they posted a meetup pic for us and they were all pretty good looking.
>>12653012Remember when MLPG invaded japan
>>12652960What it is is a "Base of Preference" and it is more commonly known as a "Dream Sheet" for a reason. Before you sign, make sure they have a base and job you want locked, otherwise they will move you around as they see fit. Once you are in, you have to compete to get what you want, such as a base, job, anything above basic enlistment positions, etc. Even then, they can move you around because they feel like it. I've known people shoved into my career field because theirs was deleted.
>>12653033until they started to hat us.
>>12653032I wish I could find the desire to write instead of wishing to bury myself in a hole and thinking nobody wants me.
>>12652987
>>12653057Same, but with art. It sucks because I need to make rent.
>>12653050We hat them too so is okayNow we are in cold warMaking pony art cuter to devastate other side when fighting is break out
>>12653057>I wish I could find the desire to writespeaking of which, I'm about90% finished with my fic but i keep getting distractedhalp
>>12653047I couldn't post because it said I wasn't Japanese...
>>12653092post a few lines of what you have already
>>12653089what if some of the namefags are double agents?
>>12653032There will never be a time where I look at the S2-3 hiatus through rose tinted goggles.It was horrible and I pretty much quit until S3.
>>12653089best cold war everwe should threaten to decimate each other more often
>>12653057Gotta take a chance and make your stuff. Nobody is going to want you if you do nothing, so get to work!
>>12653116It was my first hiatus, right after marathonning the show. Holy shit I was so pumped.
>>12652377Back atcha.
YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOUR PINK
>>12653089>>12653117but if it escalates the is a danger of mutually assured ded____
wwould you a pony
>>12652955Some other time anon.I have to make another Skype account.
So, MLPG, what water-based lube goes best with your favorite pony?
>>12653102> The life of an immortal is a long and lonely path filled with regrets and cherished memories.>Princess Celestia has been alive for well over a Millenia and the number of lives she has seen come and go; she has lost count of a long time ago. There was a time when she thought that she would grow used to the feeling of loss. For what is the short life of the average pony can only be akin to a change of seasons for the Sun Princess. She knows she cannot save everyone and that death is a natural part of life, that should not be tampered with; a concept so alien to her as those she cared for all eventually passed on while she remained the same age. Coping with these terms was her responsibility as the ruler of Equestria. >She never really got used to it...I still need to proofread it
DRAW CUTE CAPITALIST PONIES
>>12653109As if there's anyone here who's russian and been covert long enough. I doubt you can just one.
>Hasbro has been getting better at the toy models.
>>12653138fuck you im the only eridan in these parts
>>12653126>Nobody is going to want you if you do nothingi hope you're right
>>12651991but they aren't OCs retard, both guard poneis and batponies are in the show
ANON STOP RAPING SPIKE
>>12653131>right after marathonning the showThat high after seeing all the episodes for the first time and getting used to the fandom is great.
Good night.
>>12653177AHH NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>12653157I can smell the vodka coming off your grammar, comrade.
>>12653158
>>12653157brokenenglishanon must be the worst saboteur in history.
>>12653177Dude, seriously, teaching how to masturbate is in NO WAY rape. Loosen up, Twilight.
How come Russians have that distinct accent in English and make all those similar grammar mistakes?
>>12653196>you will never hunt for artifacts in the zone with your favorite pony
>all this shippingI hate shippingWhy do I hate shipping.
>>12653197what about button?
>>12653177FINEPURPLE PONY TAKE LITTLE LIZARDS PLACE
>>12653177Look at what he's wearing, he wants it
MLPG wouldn't get along with RussiansThey hate homos
>>12653168there is not a female batpony on the show
>>12653229No particles of speech. Is pleasing to be havings.
>>12653236Because no one ever ships you.
>>12653229because grammatical structure. apart from pronouciation it is usually thing like missing pronoun.
>>12653248What about Japan
>>12653241Voice too annoyButton x Rumble when?
>>12653248How do they feel about general deviancy with little regard towards gender?
>>12653267Japan hates everyone.
>>12653229Ask a japanese guy about american accents.
>>12653248>they hate homos>yet they ship lesbian horsesThey're either full of shit or the krokodil is melting their brains.
>>12653285>"WHITE PIGGU GO HOMU!"
>>12653248>tfw Putin outlawed the gay
>>12653248I hate them too. The homos are the most annoying part of MLPG.I wouldn't if they didn't post twice the amount of fetish shit as straightfags
>>12653285I wasn't aware America had an accent until someone pointed it out to me.
>>12653292lesbians>homos
>>12653267Japan hates inferior gaijin, especially white piggus.Seriously Japan is one of the most racist places on the entire planet.
>>12653296doesnt Russia have a pretty good reason for it though? obviously there's religion but arent they going through some kind of population crisis?
>>12653263>Because of our grammatical structure. Apart from pronunciation it is usually things like missing pronouns.
>>12653292>The Russian government finds out about MLP.>See all the blatant homosexuality.>We never see our Russian brothers again.>Except on the news in the raids.>MLPG takes screens of random Ruskie beedrooms full of Pony merch.
>>12653048Ah that stinks...Would owning/renting your own off-base home help keep you in one base, or would they expect you to terminate your lease? At least once you make E-4 you're entitled to a private on-base room I guess. Not that I wouldn't mind having a roommate, but then again, not forever. In any case as long as I'm on-base I don't think which base I work at would matter as much to me when I probably won't even leave as often.I also know there are occasionally room inspections. Are these very thorough? I'd have no problem keeping things clean, it'd just be reassuring to know they wouldn't rummage around personal belongings too much, like if they were in an unlocked footlocker or drawer.
>>12653248What this guy said. >>12653303
>>12653318http://www.leddit.com/r/russia/comments/1jpagi/whats_up_with_the_whole_gay_thing/cbh4hju?context=1
>>12653318>Good reason for outlawing the gayWhat the fuck are you smoking.
>>12653229Because different language rules? All russian learn Russian Language so of course they all have the same mistakes with English
>>12653345faggot detected
>>12653328>tfw russian MLPG will live on>as chatter between shifts in the coal mines when the guards aren't watching
>>12653352Someone alert the great leader!
>>12653345when you have a dwindling population and a huge amount of babies are born with defects, pressure to try and have children must be prevalent
>>12653345The hebrews originally outlawed gay sex because it did nothing but ruin assholes and spread diseaseThey're still sort of right. There's nothing you gain from anal except degenerate pleasure. Suck dicks, frot, and do intercrural only pls.
>>12653358IT BEGINS
>>12653358
>>12653359>Fight breaks out.>Someone said that another's wife pony was slut.
>>12653358What are you gasping at, Pinkie?
> MLPG becomes /pol/Can we just talk about horses instead of Russian ass-sex, please?
>>12653375im gay and I hate analwhat do I win?
>>12653248But... I-I'm Russian.
>>12653358my words exactly
>>12653313I thought Japan was really polarized. Like you either get someone who thinks you're a dirty Gaijin and there's people who follow you around because they think you're cool.
>>12653358>>12653383wait, what movie did we watch with panka anyways?
>>12653419Super Size Me
>>12653414i once heard that some japanese think little blonde blue eyed girls are a good omen
>>12653414Or the girls swarm you if you have epic facial hair and the men get pissed as hell.
>The essence of Russian identity is substance abuse and anger
>tfw russian immigrant>tfw moved to eastern wa state>tfw got free money for being russian>tfw lots of other russians and russian food stores>tfw tracksuit is still in fashion here>tfw red dawn remake was filmed here>tfw i can like pony all i want and everyone thinks its cool because i have a russian accent
>>12653383What's next, anon?
>>12653396what about horse ass-sex?
>>12653375>>12653367>>12653352So homosexuals are supposed to just change their mind and become straight?It doesn't work that way.
I thought Russians were supposed to be really friendly
>>12653448Holy shit...THEY ARE AMERICA: SKINNY EDITION!
>>12653458russians have a reputation for being badass
>>12653468only when they're drunk
Taking a few requestsus
>>12653463The SAW series.
>>12653463OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE HOLY SHIT MY HEARD FUCK FGHJG
>>12653401An actual Russian born and raised in Russia?Or one of those Americans who claims to be whatever is most relevant in their heritage? Like every year on St. Patrick's when the assholes of New England come out of the woodwork and tell everyone how "Irish" they are and ask you to kiss them.
>>12653463tickle her. she needs to get the laughter out of her system.
>>12653268>Button x Rumbleunf
>>12653399come on, i was being serious>>12653399
>>12653446>epic
>>12653465I guess that'd be fucking stupid.
>>12653463Let's watch a romantic comedy
>>12653467they can move to america with the other faggots
>>12653487Aren't they always drunk?
>>12653509Okay...>Any facial hair.
>>12653507Nothing. You're one of a wide majority according to recent polls.
>>12653494i hate cunts with special snowflake syndrome like that
>>12653467They can fuck a women for the kids and then go back to the daily buttsexit shouldn't be hard since russian women look like men anyways
>>12653463That's adorable.I'm with >>12653497 on what to do next.
>>12653512
>>12653463Another cute movie!
>>12653488Draw human Rarity doing the splits.
>>12653488A big giant lolipop covered in pinkies
>>12653519Now you know why they are scary as hell as a military.They only get another drink when they win.
>>12653337Higher rank might keep you on your base, but not stop deployments. What happens is if you are off base and have to deploy is your lease freezes by law. You don't pay if there isn't anybody living there and they can't give it away.And yes they do room inspections. Once a month for the real one where you have to not fail a certain number of things or a single important thing, or random ones that just make sure. There are what's called "dorm raids" where they get every single person up, send them to the community center, make everybody do a urinalysis, and while away they search the room. They have to be able to get into everything. When you are living there, they get to search at will. Mostly they just find people sleeping there who aren't supposed to be. They do find drugs, especially now that "spice" is illegal for military personel. I'm sure they found my fleshlight but that isn't against the rules.
>>12653264This is really cutePost more fluttersquid/squidponies
>>12653531I see what you did there...I wish I didn't.
>>12653313>Japan hates inferior gaijin, especially white piggusnot everyone, but we hate white trash as same as any countries
>>12653558
>>12653559
it must be tough going to pony meetups in russia. with the homosexual torture going on you have to fear for your life. even if you arnt gay good look trying to explain it to the attackers.
>>12653551>"spice"What is this spice?
>>12653531> mfw I was one of the first to suppose she was getting fucked absolutely silly from behind the curtain> the bait> oh the bait
>tfw just watched equestria girlsi thought it was actually pretty good. It was cute, designs weren't too terrible (the prom ones were actually bretty good), the lunchroom rally song/part was probably my favorite. story was nothing but that's not a big deal.
>>12653503>>12653268NEVERBut if you have a cute nonsexual idea...
>>12653583>HORSE IS GIRL>HORSE IS GIRL COMRADE
>>12653587Spoiler: its sand worm poop that lets you see in the future if you eat a lot of it
>>12653571Shesh, nuke you a few times and you get all uptight about our scum...Meanwhile your country literally is full of NEET's
>>12653583the thing is. you don't have to go to a pony meet-up in a rainbow-dash shirt. if you judt dress as you would every day, no one would bat an eyelid
>>12653551But what if they found my silicon mare vagina
>>12653571How can you say that when I just want to give you a great big hug?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXcRqFmFa8
>>12653503It needs to happen
>>12653587http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_cannabis
>>12653529Ah hahaha, no.Russian women are just plain ugly, not manly.
Is Button Mash incest porn the new thing?
>>12653575I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR ROUTINEI'LL PROBABLY STREAM IT
>>12653632We sound like lispy germans?Shit.
>>12653631you're nice dude, we cordially welcome you.
>>12653660no, tiara is just forcing it.
>>12653587>>12653639That stuff is really really bad for you
>>12653627the story said the attackers used craigslist to lure in homos.if they put an ad for a pony meetup and you show they will beat your ass
>Steven Magnet has Rarities tail for his Stash.Aweso.>Rarities tail is cropped.
>>12653595I found it painfully mediocre.
>>12653686Then I want all of itALL OF ITTT
>>12653677And /mlp/ is eating it up so I'd have to say yes.
>>12653674Haha, joke one you!I secret spy! Everyone out my way or I kick your ass! I Mike Tyson Ronald Raygen!
>>12653695Also, apparently, there is some unknown white substance at the base of his mustache...Gross.
>>12653630If it isn't illegal or against dorm rules, then you don't get in trouble. By law they can't divulge what they find, but they could and laugh at you behind your back.
>>12653142alright
>>12653639>>12653701Oh great the potheads are back
>>12653551Ah that's good about the lease situation! I heard somewhere that it just continues to be paid through your BAH while deployed. The dorm raids I guess I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't plan on having anything illegal in my room or really anything suggestive. What about electronics? Do they have the ability to go through your computer or tablet and search your documents? Again nothing illegal, just nervous about anyone getting into my 4chan/pony folder, though I'd likely halt anything pony related during my time on base, at least while sharing a room. Thanks for answering these questions too by the way.
>>12653660some are forcing it to be edgy and some genuinely fap to it. either way it will pass soon.
>>12653733> implying pothead> implying I'm a regular> implying I don't just want things that are bad bad bad for me
>Russia
>>12653707It's Ronald Raygun
>>12653660a few pictures of twilight have sex with a whale have shown up, it looks like someone else trying to start a thing
>>12653177tell that to the person who wrote "spike at your service"
>>12653737No, they can't go through your electronics. That's invasion of privacy because that belongs to you. The dorm doesn't belong to you, so they can do what they want.
>>12653677of course he is forcing it, he makes money off of it. it is his job to force it, he needs it to pay for rent and food.
>>12653660... Link?
>>12653463Don't forget the popcorn.
>>12653798Is that really his primary source of income? No other job?
>>12653763There's something beautiful about that picture
>>12653798>>12653827RIP thread
>>12653832>You will never wear a leather jacket with all your leather jacket wearing bros and watch two dogs fuck
>>12653753Oh yeah? Well two can play this gameOh look at me! I'm Marker pony! Someone please help me, for alas there is only 20 dicks in my gaping butt hole! Please, any one at all, please shove more in!
>>12653463More of this please
>it's aerodynamic!
>>12653813dont get too excited it is all low quality unfappable shit made mostly to shock. you have to wait for one of the decent porn artists to take it up.
>>12653798>>12653827Hide these posts and turn on recursive filtering.
>>12653855It's also a handlebar!
Which pony is most russian?Rainboe Dash! Casue sh'es always rushin'! around!
>>12653845>tiarawhy has made $4,500 since this thread started
>>12653855> Dash tries to justify her newfound love of dick
>>12653865MARKER NO THAT'S OFFENSIVECHECK YOUR PONY PRIVILEGE
>>12653884>Dash likes dicks because they're aerodynamic
>>12653883>he then spent it on a new tablet>he will never use it
Is it normal to feel guilty about wanting to play video games instead of drawing?
>>12653894What if Dash was an engineer?
