Royal sisters edition!Old horse: >>12638666
Ms.Peachbottom is prettiest pony ever.I want to snuggle with her, and kiss her cheek and user her butt as a pillow.
>>12645153Can we have a horse without popularfags derailing it?
>>12645153Does Twilight get to be their sister now too?
>>12645169She should wear groucho glasses too.
>>12645189>princess threadWho's more popular than the princesses?
>>12645196All 4 stackable princess ponies get to ride on their stackable princess pony train to the stackable princess pony ball to be wed to stackable princess pony guards.
>>12645196A niece if cadyass is any indication
>>12645153Hail your new ruler
>>12645196She's sisters-in-law with their niece, so I guess she's technically been their niece since the end of S2?
>>12645204Oh god, that's some funny shit.
>>12645221why is there an earthquake
>>12645204Pinkie pie has an existentialist crisis. >T-they're beans but taste like popcorn>What if they make popcorn that tastes like beans?!>I don't know what's real anymore!
>>12645236Because she is stacked.
Princess Cadence needs le helple magicks will not last 4everi think we can it do itbut we have to work together xD
Did i miss any bronycon drama?
>>12645184Ms.Peachbottom is best pony.
>>12645204pony just __knowingly ate a ponywhat happens?
No one talks about the tens of thousands of ponies who asphyxiates themselves each year out of despair
Why haven't you voted for Princess Twilight yet?
>>12645273Tis a lie!
>>12645273MLPG masturbates furiously.
>>12645287because you don't vote for royalty
>>12645287Because I already voted for my waifu 11 times today.
>>12645281they should stop breathing in that desp air if they don't want to die.
>>12645287that fucking crownif she wears that all of s4 I don't know what I'll do, it's like forever lording over the rest of the cast
>>12645287Because it's on facebook and I don't want the President to know I like a changeling commie.
>>12645303>not licking ponutWhat a faggot.
Sunset Satan's 20 inch demoncock
>>12645321>you will never satisfy a pony so well that she scrunches
>>12645303This fact pleases me greatly
>>12645287I do not support the equivalent of 1.5 trillion Hitlers.
>>12645204Twilight has the same reaction as she had when using a computer for the first time."Maybe you guys do have magic after all"Chemistry might as well be magic fuck.
Have you massaged your ponies legs today?
>>12645317>Uh-Twilight I don't think that->Excuse me who's wearing the crown?
>>12645317When the other elements become princesses, will they wear their jewelry around everywhere, too?
>>12645327Luna the fuck is wrong with you? just kidding, of course
show discussion incoming Fight!luna Vs Celestiawho would win?My moneys on Luna >before Celestia could only beat her by using elements of harmony >celestia no longer has elements >Luna can still take nightmare moon form agree?
>>12645262Nothing really happened except some random stuff behind the scenes stuff. And the concert venue having to restrict jumping at Bronypalooza because the force of the jumping people started causing damage to the building and speaker systems. That's the convention centers fault, though. There were some guys from /mlp/ who also tried to throw spaghetti at special guests throughout the convention but because they were monitoring the boards, they actually stopped them before they could do anything.
>>12645327>You'll never wash the princesses with your dexterous, soft hands
>>12645317I hate to cite EQG but at the beginning of that she showed that she didn't like to wear it casually. Same writers and all so they will probably write her reacting the same way in s4.
>>12645364I dunno, that can be disastrous.
>>12645351Smug Twilight is so great.
>>12645364them tense untouched taut horse muscles
>>12645360the writers said they were pretty certain celestia would have taken nightmare moon down if twilight sparkle failed to secure the elements of harmony
>>12645384why are their pupils so small, guh
>>12645394IT'S HIS STYLE
>>12645401anon I want to turn you into a pony and brush your mane
What if pony wasn't pony?How common or rare is other sapient species in Equestria?
>You'll never go fast with pone>You'll never go fast with anyone anymore
>>12645384haha, i like this picture.
>>12645262so no bronycon drama this time? okthough i heard something about doxy and smitty having trouble
>>12645413I actually backed away from my screen a little thanks.
>>12645417Do you even?
>>12645418Who thought it was a good idea to give fluttershy that suit?
>>12645379It makes sense, but it's hard to say since in the preview she clearly had it on. Though that might just be because it was episode 1
Can someone draw Ms.Peachbottom in white panties?
Guys, help.My phone is absolute shit and locks up when I try to view threads with 50+ replies. Anyone know a workaround?
>>12645438god you faggots will put a penis on anything
>>12645438so that's what all that spoilered text was
>>12645456What's your point?
>>12645455Try brushing its mane and calming it down.
>>12645363uh, i guess you could say the con went smoothlyi'm surprised
>>12645456even on other penises?
>>12645417In Equestria alone, we know that there are buffalo, cows, sheep, diamond dogs, goats, and donkeys, plus visiting zebra, dragons, minotaurs, and griffons.And Equestria's just one country on the planet, who knows how many others there are?
>>12645455stop browsing on a potato
>>12645470Yeah, it went overall really smooth. Nothing terrible happened, but really nothing spectacular either. It was the people who went who made it fun.
>>12645461too many words words words for a simple joke
>>12645455Buy a better phone
>>12645428That was just some con staff being out of the loop. Was quickly corrected.
>>12645153BLAME MY SISTER
>>12645514Twilight you're stupid
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/1jufm5/what_if_equestria_girl_gets_its_own_show/broneis speakthey want showthey will get it
>>12645390dud fuck the writers
>>12645475Equestria is bordered by coastlines like the U.S. right? They'd have to come overseas or the southern lands since only the crystal empire is north.
>>12645418>you will never revel in glorious slaughter with pone
Your favorite pony is fat
>>12645549She has a gland problem!
>>12645549No she's just acquiring mass anon, god you don't know anything about gains.
>>12645524>about 10 replies, most of them saying they're indifferent to the ideaWhatever you say anon
>>12645549N-no she's not, she's just retaining water!
>>12645502not even that?i was expecting to hear more about smitty crying like a faggot
>>12645549S-she's on a bulk. You'll see, she's getting swoll.
>>12645475>>12645537It must suck being another specie and know that the ponies are in charge of the sun and moon. Or are they?
>>12645549She's just got big bones.
>>12645575One of them got barred from selling a print they worked for months on, it wasn't even that lewd just bikinis.It was doxy or smitty or some one I don't know
>>12645428>>12645502The only trouble that happened was one of Smitty's prints being initially cut from the selling floor. I think it was an upskirt shot of fluttershy with panties visible, and I think you're right when you say it was a con staff member being out of the loop. I want to say it was corrected, but I'm not sure. Never heard from Doxy's sellers about any trouble (Doxy wasn't actually there)
>>12645438how do you make all those posts line up and stuff
>>12645579That's pretty fucking hilarious.
>>12645549You have a problem with that? Check your thin privileges
>>12645549Ha, you're so full of shit
>>12645606cap helper and futashop
>>12645549Nothing a few stitches can't hide!
>>12645428Doxy wasn't there though
I found a pony
>>12645634speaking of this faggot, wasn't there some book he was putting together? what the fuck even happened to that?
So if I sold humanized art at a con, would I have to change all my girls to D cups and below?
>>12645638Give it a hat
>>12645638That's not a very good one, upgrade your pony trap to account for better ponies.
The con wasn't terrible as long as you avoided the guys doing that wave thing and clapping along with every goddamned youtube pmv
>>12645626this thing?https://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520that's pretty useful
>>12645654Done. She seems excited
>>12645649SB sold his fat Sugar prints, so no
>>12645674I am glad.
>>12645661Wow, she's ugly
>>12645649In all honesty, probably. Your tits are in the fetish realm, so you'd need to reign it in a little.
>>12645649The majority of them, at least. Otherwise you'll get accused of pushing fetish art.Under the table prints could have them in all their bouyant glory.
>>12645649Probably not as long as you didn't give them dicknipples.
>>12645524Those are better than what I'd expect from leddit, about half the people would rather not have it and a couple more are indifferent. In a bad thread here you could get the same results.
>>12645683Did those actually sell is the question
>>12645524What's the problem with Equestria Girls becoming a series?It would be even better for the main show so Hasbro doesn't introduce humans on it
>>12645634He had someone else selling his art there. He didn't have many prints, but he had his humanized calender for sale, and a couple safe pony pictures. The guy selling prints for doxy actually shared the table with SB.
>>12645648The book was delayed in order to include all the extra goodies that were reached in the fundraiser
>>12645661What would have happened if you punched those people in the face?
>>12645671>mfw not good with the thundery ones
>>12645677oh> did that guy actually finish his drawing?seriously I can't find this fucking artist where the fuck is he posting his shit
>>12645683How did he do?
>>12645674Make sure to keep her wardrobe stocked to keep pony very happy and fed
>>12645602That's smitty.So did he get to sell at the end or not?Is he still crying about it?
http://finalskies.tumblr.com/post/53035385718/celestia-orchestrated-events-that-would-saveAHAHAHAHAit is kinda adorable
is there any art of POV underneath pony hooves while they are all stepping on you and/or offering their hooves to you for worship
>>12645643Wow it's fucking nothing
>>12645694How does "under the table" work?Like the special menu at In-N-Out?
>>12645661And those people that just kept yelling "FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN"But hey, that's a brony con for you.
>>12645717They probably would have something about love and tolerance. Or my fist would have been absorbed into their fat folds.
>>12645737Like you don't tell the staff that you're selling them and don't display them
>>12645737Haha oh man>walk up to booth>yes, I'd like a double-decker horse GR
>>12645737I have no idea, as I've never had Clandestine Sales at a con, or even actually gone to a con, but it's probably like "Don't ask, don't tell."Maybe make a codeword, or have someone look for your owl prints.Owls=hooters.
>>12645732what the fuck is with the ears?
>not having a huge problem with Princess Hasbrodecision Showdestroyer
>>12645737You keep them in a box under the table and if someone asks or eludes to wanting porn you take out the box and let them see it without letting staff know.
>>12645732No...no it really isn't. And the ears only make it worse...
>>12645730I'm honestly not sure if he got to sell it in the end or not. I wanna say he was able to
>>12645722Thanks to my incredible internet detective skills, I've found the culprit as soon as he posted them on e621 and derpibooru!http://pointblankfluffpistol.tumblr.com/
>>12645661>jessy has yellow teeth
>>12645737"I /totally/ don't have any NSFW prints with me. And even if I did I /totally/ wouldn't be selling them from my hotel room tonight around 9."
>>12645742Holy shit, I blocked that part out. After one hour I was "DONE DONE DONE"
>>12645778That's pretty much how it goes, yeah. I'd recommend keeping them in a binder of some sort, actually. That's what most furry cons do with their NSFW art for sale.
>>12645737Yes I'd like two 12 inch apples protein style preferably with alot of special sauce.
>>12645806>you finally fixed the filenameGood job, here's a gold star sticker
>>12645706Hasbro won't introduce humans to the main show either way, if they want to do humans they do EG. But if EG does badly enough to make them decide to rather not make a series, then that's great because they'll probably stop trying to push those retarded toys.The issue with an EG series is the same as the issue with EG. "Oh it doesn't affect the show at all", sure, except now we have people spamming Brad and shitposters use it as a very easy way of getting responses. It might not affect the show, but it would certainly affect everything else.
>>12645820That's the first time I've ever posted that image though
>>12645806I have unpurpled this horse
>>12645830>but it would certainly affect everything else.so nothing of value?
>>12645868I want to stick my finger inside her anus and suck on it for hours.
>>12645863I can't get excited. It's right down my fetish, yet...
>>12645830That sounds horrible.
>>12645863What the fuuck
>>12645868That short hasn't even been out 48 hours yet.
>>12645868Because poneginas are a perfect slit and tongues are flat as paper
>>12645893Might I interest you in some Luna cuddling?
>>12645868Ohhhh myyy.Where should this be posted to cause the most brony saltiness?
>>12645863This guy draws really ugly faces
>>12645792that's the natural color for teeth unless you have teeth whitening done
>>12645871If you never visit these threads, or any other part of the fandom, don't look at fanart, listen to fan music, and you make sure to avoid keeping up with anything EG related, then you are left completely unaffected. I do visit MLPG and look at fanart, so to me it matters.
>>12645911The fandom used to be a race to see who could get art out of new characters first but now it's who can do porn first.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>12645927But her legs are just stumps!...
>>12645830>The issue with an EG series is the same as the issue with EG. "Oh it doesn't affect the show at all", sure, except now we have people spamming Brad and shitposters use it as a very easy way of getting responses.AHAHAHAHA wow, the buttfrustration is strong with you, Remember when people thought we'd never hear from Shinning armor after the wedding. same difference, stop taking ponies so seriously.
>>12645661Jessy's pretty cute.
>>12645769>>12645817>not ordering the 20x20>>12645760>>12645773>>12645778>>12645794I think I'd prefer the codeword and hidden inventory. My stuff's not explicit/valuable enough at the moment to warrant a secret penthouse club like some kind of drug lord. And the stash and all would be cool, like I'm actually in Shadowrun~
>>12645894That guy's comics are the only exception
>>12645940That and its a number race.
>>12645933>teeth whiteningYou mean...brushing your teeth?
>>12645934>don't look at fanartI'll make you!
>>12645961I wish he was funnier.
>>12645933It's probably just the camera anyway.
>>12645808binder full of women?
>>12645941NO MOM NO
fluttershy is my waifu
>>12645969no because even if you brush your teeth twice a day they still suffer wear and tear
>>12645988Show us what her reaction to that is.
>>12645959Hey MSOB, out of curiosity, have you ever drawn that Dragon's Crown lady?
>>12645959Yeah, I mean the security's not even that bad, codeword + box would totally work.
>>12645988are you hoping that if you kep saying it that she'll know
Anything new today?
>>12645996I can't help it if you've got a teeth fetish.
>>12645933>yellow stained teeth is natural colorJesus fuck anon. Please shut the fuck up. You don't know what you are talking about.
>>12646017whoa, cute dash
>>12646017it's a picture of Rainbow Dash
>>12645996To be fair, my camera is shit, and the paper's going to reflect a lot of light and make everything else appear darker
>>12645792>>12645933>>12645977>>12645998my teeth are about that same color, i brush twice daily and have never smoked or even drink coffeemy dentists have never suggested whitening either
>>12645970It's probably the stockholm syndrome speaking but EQG dash is kawaii as fuck
>>12645938As perfect as you've always been.
>>12645973He's the only one that can make Brad acceptable, the comics themselves aren't great, but Brad's depiction is always funny in itself.
>>12646017Mostly contributor gossip.
>>12646038you don't know shit
>>12646050It's just some of Dash's residual cuteness being passed along into the abomination EQG form
>>12646015can't wait for this fad to die and for tiara to finally leave for the piss.
>>12646050She is the most liked EG girl, but I prefer Twilight myself.
>>12646046I brush thrice and am in the same case. People must have a strange view of teeth, warped by celebrities who get their teeth whitened.http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090926173830AALZCQt
>>12646050Dash qtest horse so it translates well
>>12646014wat, i guess i dunno, im bored>>12646001you mean draw it?
>>12646101Is that always her reaction to being covered in something stocky?
>>12646081I-Is that picture implying that humanhorse dash has hips
>>12646046Mine too! Except But I've had my teeth whitened a few times. Anyone else who says your teeth is naturally perfectly white if you brush your teeth I want to know what kind of toothpaste they have and where I can get it.
>>12646108if you wantthat's fine too though
>>12646063Yeah I do shit for brains. I floss and brush twice daily. My teeth are white. You fuckers need to get on your hygiene ASAP
>>12646130Post your teeth faggot
>>12646130what is your definition of white
>>12646101>"I'm meeeeeltiiiiing!">"It's just a sugar cloud. Calm down, Dash."
>>12646130>My teeth are white.Under what light?
>>12645988No back off she's mine
>>12646113Yes, she thinks its a waste
>>12646130my teeth have over 300 confirmed kills on al qaeda
Yellow teeth or notJessy is ugly
>>12646166>my teeth are white!>posts a grey ponypls
>>12645677>he's harder to keep up with than apple>he draws better too
>>12646166You know she Is gray right?
>>12646174Jessy is okay. I'd say 5-6 out of 10, depending on how you look at her.
>>12646217You stupid cunt, she is off-white!
are we blue
>That futa Rarity fic by DarfOh wowI shouldn't have cum to that
>>12646004No, and I don't have to.
>>12646229Lol that's a man
>>12646184Well, he doesn't seem to delete his stuff too often. And aside from that particular princesses inflation series, he's been posting all his stuff under his name.His art is fucking good. I'm actually more inspired than aroused by his stuff.
>>12646249>not always being blue
>>12646249daba de daba die daba de daba die!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME9nKCCq2cI
>>12646259How can you hide your dick in spandex?
>>12646243You stupid Vastus intermedius
>>12646050I dunno, i liked the EqG person horses, as well as sunset shimmer both human, pony and demon form
>>12646254I didn't say you had to, you fucking jerk.
>>12646252it's weird hearing people talk about these things casually
What do you think Derpy's life is like?
Can someone tell me who this Donald Glover looking guy is?
>>12646379>Not talking about rape and aids casually
>>12646385filled with constant happiness and wonderment
>>12645549She's still beautiful!
>>12646385>Wake up>Fly out of bed>Crash out of the window>Ends up in a tree>Shits herself
>>12646391Some /mlp/ namefag.
>>12646126>>12646128im just ded don't mind me
>>12646385a life of happiness and excitement
I want to smell a Rarara
>>12645649>that TwistDon't do this to me MSoB...
>>12646436Huff a fart, hold it like a bong hit
>>12646451He still has yet to draw bare twist tits.Maximum tease.
>>12646436Jerk off and rub the cum into your handsSmell your hands
>>12646443>that face>those dead eyes>that broken anatomy0/10disgusting
>>12646315They are pretty cute. It's probably the big eyes.
>>12646414What's his name? I remember there being text underneath that picture, but I never saved it.He looks like my old friend.
>>12646436cum in a used sock and smell itit's about the same
>>12646504Wootmaster aka TracyCage, he raps and makes art
I think Ashly Burch may be my favorite voice actor
>>12646513Haha, that's him? How strange. I don't really know what I imagined.
THE FIRE OF FRIENDSHIP LIVES IN OUR HEARTSAS LONG AS IT BURNS WE CANNOT DRIFT APART
>>12646526You know what Applejack and Batman have in common?they both ship well with Rarity
Is pony AIDS as bad as human AIDS?
>>12646584they also don't celebrate mother's day and father's day
Help I like little ponies!
>>12646469http://i.imgur.com/Nln3UZ7.jpgI wouldn't doubt it if he has and keeps it secret. But for me, it doesn't have to be nude as long as there's personality there. I bet her aerolas are huge and nipples are inverted.
>>12646632Not as bad as Braeburned AIDS
>>12646665I love, little ponies they make me feel so good
>>12646678but that's just human aids
>>12646673Yeah I've already seen these tatas, but I'm talkin twist here bro.
>>12646640gosh she is so pretty
It's cool when they say "Rainbow Dash" in the show, instead of just "Rainbow" or "Dash"
>>12646385>Wakes up.>Gets Dinky and Sparkler up, makes them breakfast and sends them off to school.>Has breakfast, makes her rounds as local mailmare.>Heads home to prepare meals for when the kids get home.>Plays with Dinky and helps Sparkler with her homework. (The math not so much, she's never been very good at math but she tries.)>Gets kids washed and ready for bed after submitting to Dinky's pleas for "just five more minutes" for the third time.>Collapses on the couch and has some personal time before dragging herself into bed.Fuck you.
WE TRAVEL THE ROAD OF GENERATIONS
>>12646709it's cool whenever rainbow dash isn't in the episode.she's a cunt
>>12646709I like it better when they shorten namesEven more better when they call each other nick names
>>12646709But why don't they ever say "Pinkamena"?
>>12646723>all dat headcanon
I just found that none of main 6 VAs were at bronycon, what the hell.damn, not even Tara, i guess she still pissed because of Unicon
>>12646737thats not very nice anon
>>12646709I like it when Pinkie calls her Dashie.
>>12646709Usually it's patronizing her when they say her full name
>>12646743I'd be surprised if her friends even know her full name
>>12646749That's probably why the con wasn't terrible
>>12646748>headcanonshe is a mailmare.
>>12646723>tfw not there to support her and her kidsit is my duty as a black man to find a blonde with two kids to marry.
>>12646760didn't Fluttershy also call her Dashie?
>>12646780yesI want to say it was in Keep Calm AFO
>>12646709They hardly ever call her just Rainbow
>>12646752would you be pony's master to indulge her fantasies
>>12646800AJ calls her Rainbow all the time
>>12646810what a weird thing for a pony to want
>>12646776no the duty of a black man is to father a bunch of illegitimate children to a bunch of girls who are stupid as fuck, then go to prison for theft/drugs/murder.because it's their strong blak kulture
>>12646697I KNOW RIGHT
>>12646697Does inverted get you going too? I bet Twist is really self conscious about it.>>12646701If there was a great story to go with the reveal other than just a pic, it would be worth it.>>12646726>not caring about the heart under those boobsMaximum boring.
>>12646810I-i don't know, this sounds kinda oddWhat would this entail?
>>12646763what about >and then rainbowdash swooped down *froom* and right before she hit the ground *shoom* she pulled up!I'd agree with rara, but she almost always sounds like she's patronizing
I want ponies to call me "human" and I shall call them all "pony"
>>12646749Tara had a wedding to go to. She said she'll be back next year
>>12646822>>12646823It's like digging for treasureAlso it implies a very sudden and very big growth spurt
>>12646800sometimes PInkie puts them together and says something like "Rainbadash"
>>12646857that pony needs to calm down and speak clearly
My pony came with WinBoops Vista
Fun fact, bronycon isnt about the show anymore. Its about how hard you circlejerk and leech success off of others while pretending to be friends.
>>12646821There are many seperate schools of thought on the duty of the american black man
You ever notice how none of the ponies have genitals?I guess you could say all the males have a serious D-ficiency!
>>12646820Why is it weird? It's only natural for pony to want someone to take charge.
>>12646776It's especially hard for her since both of her children are unicorns just like their dad. Derpy naturally doesn't understand magic, but Sparkler does her best to teach Dinky. It's just sad that Sparkler's had to grow up so fast.
>>12646871>pretending to be friends.Y-you lie!
>>12646838would you be "their big human" and them "your little ponies"??
>>12646823I do care for personality, but it has to be there to be appreciated.
>>12646871>bronycon>ever being about the show
>>12646767I'm pretty sure the con would have been better with Tabitha.I'm surprised by this, you'd think that the biggest brony convention would have at least one of the main 6 VAs.This shows how Unicon really damaged other cons.Tara hasn't attended to another brony con since Unicon. I bet that whole thing was an eye opener for her
>>12646887What is first pony asking for?
>>12646887I know rightpony wears the saddle
>>12646875if you go to detroit it is the one said in >>12646821nothing like waiting an hour for police to arrive because the city is a fucking crime hole.
>>12646871Well, most of that's correctI usually go because of how many good friends I have there
>>12646883fucking hell I laughed
>>12646906Yeah I've always wondered that myselfthey look like beds?
>>12646903Well yeah, some of the VA's make cons super great. But Tara? I don't think i'd ever want her at another con ever again
>>12646838That's just weird, like that one mewball drawingIt makes the ponies sound like robot space aliens >"Let us go to the park today, human.">"None shall resist us, earth man."
>>12646842Well she missed her son's karate demonstration for going to a brony con, so i don't see why she wouldn't miss a wedding for another con
>you will never be applejack's sugarcube
>>12646903You guys ever stop to think having a dozen cons for one show a year can be really exhausting?
>>12646943She missed it to go to Unicon. Man, that really had to suck.
>>12646970bronies need that public recognition, how else are they going to get validation for their lives?
>>12646943>missed her son's karate demonstration for going to a brony con
>>12646945how on earth are those sugar cubeseverything else is drawn so well and then they just said fuck it on those things
>>12646945Oh, well shit. That make sense.
>>12646967>you will never gently hand feed Applejack a sugar cube>She thinks noting of it, just accepting food you have politely offered>But you're acting like a giddy faggot at a petting zoo
>>12645661Wow. Jessy is not attractive at all.
>>12646989Are you making fun of how Lyra talks?
>>12646968the staff have each other to support themselves.
>>12646943>missing some shit at a McDojo
>>12646968Who said it isn't?But again, if they already knew that bronycon was the biggest con in the fandom, i don't see why they prefered to get burnt out by the smaller ones instead of just going to the biggest one
>>12646968Honestly I dont think many cons really care about going through the effort to get her anymore.There are so many other better, more fun, more entertaining, easier to work with VA's that would make a con better.
>>12646970Yeah but she was being paid to go so she -did- kind of choose money over her son
>>12647009Na, I like it when pony talks in their native tongue
>>12646943what would she do, not get attention and be the center of said attention?she is an attention whore. there is nothing else to that. plus she is getting paid to get attention, that is a whore's dream
>>12646850>very big growth spurtPoor girl probably had it rough, from her body being in pain and all those hormones and people probably either treating her like a freak of nature or like an object for sexual desire. From what I've seen, it seems like she doesn't let her body get in the way of living, but maybe deep down she uses it as an excuse.>>12646899I asked him but he said that he would rather show it than just tell. Considering the show doesn't have too much about Twist, and that MSoB made her an adult human, it's pretty much OC at this point. All I can do is speculate since http://twist-n-girls.tumblr.com/ is frozen.
>>12647038Fluttershy please, I dont have your butterflies!
>>12647038Twi! Twilight twilight, twily twilight sparkle!
>>12647028I'd focus resources on getting people like Tokar and Francis who are beyond amazing and love the fans.
>voiced by Tara StrongAlright, you know the drill. Twilight as Wonder Pink art where.
>>12647062My god, the poniesThey're actually pokemon!
>>12647072the fuck is this?
>>12647072fuck off brony retard
>>12647062nigga, sometimes on Pokemon, when a pokemon has a big ass monologue i be like "nigga shut the fuck up". That shit is mad annoying, and Meowth is just there translating it in Jersey talk.
>>12647072You mean wonder purple
>>12645959>go to con>ask for more Twist and start talking>he figures out who I am>heart sinks>spaghetti overload>commit mental sushi>run away
Horsecon is over with, yeah?Does LK really look like Harry Potter?
>>12647084The Wonderful 101. Action game for Wii U by Platinum Games.http://platinumgames.com/2013/08/07/w101-blog-ep-9-wonder-pink-fashionably-late/>weapon is a whip>made form Belmont Alloy
>>12647102I'd take you out for a drink just so I can hear more of your thoughts.
>>12647098>>12647078>Pinkie Pie has a huge musical number this episode>"Piiiiink! Pinkie Pie Pie Pink Pinky! Piiiiiie!">This goes on for seven minutes
>>12647028No, i'm pretty sure is because Tara is still pissed because of Unicon.She complained on twitter about going to Unicon instead of her son's karate demonstration. I bet a lot of people called her out on that saying that is her fault, she is the one who chose a con over her own son. So probably now Tara realizes that going to brony cons just isn't worth it or still feels guilty for going to brony cons, so she prefers not to go anymore
>>12647117Lk looks reallly old old old old old old. But he is still a cool guy.
>>12647130>Belmont AlloyHAHAH. Oh wow.I love you Platinum Games. Please tell Konami to let you make the next Castlevania.
Would you be Rainbow Dash's Fluttershy?
>>12647167Yes, without any regrets or second thoughts
LITTLE PONU BUTTS
The VA who does Shining Armor is best in terms of fan interaction
>>12647130>Said something about the last movie in a red hot trilogy!Viewtiful Joe...
>>12647062Worst! Worst pony! Pony worst pony!
>>12647178because he is a guy and actually knows how to interact without acting like a leach
>>12647178Dude gets plastered at every con. Dead serious. If you see him at a con A) as how drunk he is and B) invite him out for drinks.
>>12647157Well how old is he?
>>12647205Why is that butt so angry
>>12647131MSoB pls no I couldn't stop being so chill about it.
>>12647157Know who looks old for his age? ToxicMario. Dude's saltandpepper already and he's what, in his twenties?
>>12647069I'm aspiring to be a VA and if god forbid someone would ever want to be a fan of anything I did, I'd love them.Even if they were bronies
>>12647195>How drunk are you?>Very>Let's see if we can get to "plastered"Then you fuck.
>>12647165>second party to Nintendo>no mainstream console releaseAin't gonna happen
>>12645153why is luna so kawaiitranslators note: kawaii means kawaii
>>12647213Because it's an edit from a pic where she is in armor staring down Derpy.
>>12647195How else would he survive a bronycon if he is not drunk?
>>12647178My experience this weekend tells me that Lee Tockar gives him a run for his money.
>>12647228>All those blondesJust imagine banging them all while they do their character voices.
>>12647219>twentiesDamn, never would have guessed. He looks like he's almost 40.
>>12647213Maybe she was just recently ASSaulted
>>12647213Dash is a very angry pony
>Check Pixiv>no new Diamond Dog artFuck this fandom I quit.
Is it safe yet? Has all the horsecon discussion passed yet?
>>12647267You could make some.
How much dick does Scrubbing Bubbles suck?
>>12647242You can't really go wrong with any of the male voice actors of the series. They're all just so great.
>>12647263she is actually pretty happy often anon, DYEWTS?
>>12647245i bet he calls them Twily
>>12647276All of it.
>>12647280I kissed a pony.
>>12647228Someone should draw that with Shinning Armor and those blonde mares from the season finale
>>12647280Seriously Lee's "panel"(it was just him) was one of the two things I actually went to and I don't regret it for a second. I also heard about some bro-as-fuck antics in the dealer room
>>12647282Dash has a wide range of emotions. It's just rather if she trusts the people to show them.
>>12647282Yeah, happy at being angry.
>>12647300Did you like it? I hope you boyfriend don't mind it
>>12647274we were just discussing spiders
>>12647280>Organize BROnycon>invite all the male VAs>piss off tumblr >have the best con of all time
>>12647306>>12647306>>12647306>>12647306lez do dis
>>12647282What emotion is this?
>>12647338That emotion is "invisible stallion hitting the cervix on every other thrust"
>>12647338Being in heat
>>12647338That pony has all the emotions
>>12647338It's the face of a mare that finally got her fix after having a tussle with all of the other competing mares
>>12647372She's much prettier as a pony.
>>12647255Are you saving your F;E recordings?
>Tfw your pony was killed by the Mexican Staring Frog
>>12647390she is very expressive
>>12647449>that pouty buckhnnnnggg
>>12647390I HAVE YOU NOW, MY PRETTYYOUR KICKY LITTLE LEGS WON'T HELP YOU NOW
will Pinkie Pie be streaming tonight?
>>12647418NoThey're not really any good. I mostly just do it for entertainment and practice
>>12647362Intensely arousing to the point of almost painful?
>>12647390>that wingniggas defied the laws of pony anatomy just to show her being kawaii. For shame
>>12647480I want you to.
>>12647362UNFWhat does a cervix feel like, MLPG?
>Dash Can we go back to con discussion please?
>>12647494So this is what an aneurism looks like in text form.
Which pony loves lemons?
>>12647509Isn't hitting the cervix really painful for the woman.
>>12647494So any opinion shared by a significant number of people is now a meme?Good to know.
>>12647494Take your pills
>>12647542Yep, it's also completely unrealistic.Sex isn't like your mangas.
>>12647509Because of the way vaginas are put together and depending on the penetration angle you actually slide past it most of the time.>>12647542And yes, it is generally uncomfortable to be cervix-bumped.
BraeburnQuest in 30 minutes. Thread's open early for discussion and stuff.>>12647567
>>12647542YesBut what does it feel like to a guy?
>>12647531it's not your fault the lemon tastes bad, you stupid dog.My dog did some shit where he was about to put his face into an anthill, and i say"don't do it". He just looks at me like "fuck you" and does it anyway. Spends the next 2 minutes running around and rubbing his nose and sneezing
>>12647324Sounds like fun. Pony spiders with spider ponies is A-okay.>>12647368I guess I'll see you pone people in another week.Have fun~
>>12647509Bags of sand
>>12647514>still hating dash in this day and age
>>12647542>Isn't hitting the cervix really painful for the woman.Not true, a common rumor.For some woman it is, for some - it is even a pleasure. It differs.
>>12647542>extremely painfulfor you
>>12647568He said "hitting", not "penetrating".
>>12647479yes, streaming directly into my mouth
>>12647582Like your dick hitting a really slimy, ridiculously tight anus.I say this as a guy with a dick that's too long to comfortably have sex. I have to fuck horses just to bottom out.
>>12647582A second pussy?
>>12647507Well live stream seems to be saving some if not all of my videos on the page.And if god forbid anyone wanted me to redo one, I would. But my drunk late night readings of bad fanfic arent really worth the electricity to save.Speaking of which, I'll do another some time later tonight
>>12647582It just feels like bopping your tip against something. It's barely noticeable.
>>12647625http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811They are not showing up for me. Please go to one of the saved recordings and link it in this thread.
>>12647477>implying Dash isnt cutest horse
>>12647616>not fucking girls while they're on their period and going straight through the cervix
>>12647673How can one pony have all that cute?
>>12647662I've stopped using that and found a better method with just using a channel https://www.livestream.com/scrubbingbubbles
>>12647616>I say this as a guy with a dick that's too long to comfortably have sexThere's like 8 people on MLPG that claim this and all we've got of proof is Nanaki's diseased dick
>>12647696never look a gift horse in the mouth
>>12647700>chopped up videoswhat the fuck
>>12647705>Tfw black>Tfw only ever fucked two girls>both japaneseThere's your explanation
>>12647720Pony needs to learn its place
We best pony/EG now? Don't mind if I do.Is there any lewd art of her prom dress yet?
>>12647696>>12647673she's the cutest looking, but she's kinda a cunt.Also i don't get why rainbow dash's element is loyalty and apple jacks is honesty when Apple jack is always the most loyal and dependable. and Rainbow is always tell it as it is. Lauren (and the writers) really fucked that up.
>>12647750Look how big her boobs are!
>>12647773>she's kinda a cunt.Hey you do know it's not 2012 anymore
They're not tubes that extend when arousedThey balloon outwardIf you manage to hit something>Implying you're big enoughIt's probably just a wall
>>12647750>EGNo, bad anon. Bad.
>>12647783but she is.
>>12647773>but she's kinda a cunt.I see you havent watched the show past S2E8. And Dash is plenty loyal, but i do understand your point
>>12647616if i had a huge peen, i'd do mares. I wouldn't judge you if you did. I hear the Dothraki lay with their horses, and they're pretty cool.
>>12647799Again, depends greatly on the angle. Last girl I was with was quite petite, and I'm just slightly above average. In some positions I'd poke at something, though not necessarily her cervix.
>>12647802B-butShe's cuteAnnoying, but cute.
>>12647799>a picture of every female on earth's vagina
dash is a cunt because I'm a faggot
>>12647850Pony is cute, that thing is ugly.
>>12646940someone actually changed the text (if im recalling the right picture) to human instead of anontfw
>>12647867Shut up bonbon
Can I marry pone?
>>12647906>"Of course I'll marry you!"
>>12646838i call all non-human animals "dog">YOUR CUDDLES WOULD BE APPRECIATED COMRADE HUMAN>HUMAN, WE DEMAND THAT YOU CUDDLE US FOR GOOD OF PEOPLE
Ross of Words
>>12647943I can't speak vodka.
>tfw big dick>tfw only fucked guys>Can't brag about causing women painOnce I made a guy cry though
>>12647993Sounds like you might be gay
>>12647936but applebloom last time you said you weren't for sexual
>>12647722But what if that's my fetish?
>anons manage to visit equestria>pony overhears human conversation>learns much of human culture>the next time you meet she won't call you anything but nigger or faggot>trend continues after you leave>next time you visit everyone in equestria calls humans niggerfaggots
>>12647993Can we please not start a big pity party about dick sizes?
>>12648006>"But he said marriage, not sex."
>>12647774>that BE gifI need it, where is it
>>12647850>"I like to have TWO per hole!"
>>12648022>sexless marriagewhat are you gonna do, eat raw potatoes?
>>12648056fuck i cant unsee it now
Pony wants to know why you stopped?
Which pony would sing you this song?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmmqBAwxG-0
>>12648189She was making odd noises.
>>12648189Everyone's upset that they cant use their dick as a weapon
>>12648189If she's into that sort of thing I guess
>>12645707The guy at the table most of the time was Gunmouth.Doxy actually came up to the table like 10 times a day but nobody ever recognized him because he is a self-described "fat guy with a beard" and blended into the crowd.
>>12648221Sometimes pony needs to neigh
So I installed 4chanX, it's nice and all, but it crashes my browser every few hours. Is this normal?
>>12648238Oh, no, that's fine. It was the "OW OW OW FUCK OW SHITCUNT OW" noises that were throwing me off.
>>12648240No. You got a virus.
>>12648189pony has been reduced to a blubbering orgasmic mess
>>12648231>GunmouthI wonder if he tried to get SB to draw vore for him
>>12648238>fucking pony>when really into it she neighs and whinnys
>>12648272He did not but turns out we live 5 minutes from each other.
>>12648189Stop, what?I hope you weren't talking about anything sexual
What if some other pony found the Mirror Pool first? What would they do?
>>12648292I wasn't you perv!
>>12647267No one want D Dog art! Cute or nsfw.Only few could pull off good D Dog art.
>>12648266>>12648290Pony looks 2cute when they're an orgasmic mess.
>>12648266>>12648290I kinda want to do another one of these.
>>12648300fluttershy would flee in terror from her reflection
>>12648300Have sex with it
>>12648238pony can neigh all they like but I'm going to make fun of them for it if they sound silly
>>12648310I don't know, I'll need to see an example.
>>12648300Probably swim in it. They hide in the bushes when Pinkie comes by and memorize the rhyme to get the clones.
Did anyone got pictures of sunshine(The girl that runs the discordedlyconduct blog) at bronycon? I wanted to see what she looks like
>>12648313DO ITDO IT DAMMIT
>>12648313YES PLEASEHappy sex is the best sex.
>>12648312>AJ>Willing to take help from even herselfDYEWTS?
>>12648300I'd put my dick in it
>>12648355You = my nigga
>>12648377I'm still not convinced.
>>12648377this gif gave me a boner
>>12648411>not running full mast at all times on mlpg
>>12648377>You'll never be just a little bit too thick for pone>She'll never ride you cowgirl so she's got control>You'll never watch her face turn from fear to pain to apprehension and slowly drift into bliss
>>12648312>AJ messes with Mirror Pond>all farm work is done>eventually the clones do all manual labor in Ponyville>then Equestria>hedonistic utopia>entire society based on AJ clone slavesWe've heard enough stories to see where this is going.
>>12648472clone slavery is a-ok
>>12648445Maybe he just got here.
>>12648472What would you do with a hundred CMCs?
Okay, BraeQuest is starting for real>>12648458
>>12648394Shame nobody does it right.
>>12648510no one cares
>>12648445>Not wearing a cock ring while on MLPG>Not having an 8" thick cock from all the time you've spent here
>>12648473isn't mac bonbon's
>>12648534>no fancy threesomes.
>>12648520>those kisses>that looking up>happy for cumming
>>12648534They shareSometimes Cheerilee drops in
fluttershy eating shit out of a diaper
>>12648568>equestria has herds
>>12648583That's disgusting. Fluttershy would only eat the finest, freshest shit straight from the tap.
>>12648583While screaming world star hip hop
>>12648596why would you post that when there is a high res version in existance
>>12648300>TwilightStart the industrial revolution with science>FluttershyTame the everfree>ApplejackStart the industrial revolution with apples>RarityTry thousands of new styles on her clones to judge what works best.>Rainbow DashDestroy the world in about a thousand sonic blasts in a very poorly thought out race.
>>12648632Because fuck you.
>>12648635God I hate the mlp baby designs
>>12648659Sounds like PInkie and Dash are the only bad ones.
>>12648686>Scootaloo's face at the bottom of page one>Two fillies on my ass everythings gonna be fine
>>12648686Rarity actually having to do with gems?I like it already
>>12648669I know that feel.
>>12648659>Dashwhy i laugh?
>>12648727I BET SHE FUCKS IT
>>12648751Would you use Rarity's magical crystal dildo?
>>12648765No, but I would watch Rarity use it
>>12648765>It's not actually a crystal dildo>She just like one of the crystal ponies a little too much and was a little too rough.
>>12648782If you use it she can feel a phantom dickIt doesn't work on herself
Since I don't want to start a thread I'll ask you fuckers. What would be a good color for space marines themed on mlp?
>>12648794>He let her keep it>He still feels everything
>>12648661>>12648686SO FUCKIN HYPE RIGHT NOW
>>12648794>its ok though because Crystal pony penises are not unlike lizard tails and will grow back
>>12648802Nah, but you go right ahead
>>12648803Pink on pink, everything should be pink.
>>12648817>"I hear if you break off your penis it'll regenerate a little bigger"
>>12648686Would you let sweetie bell plop her sweetie plot upon your lap?i would. v
>>12648661>>12648686The coloring and shading kind of reminds me of Reuniclus.
>>12648803Derpy's grey and gold would look good on armor
Pony took it all off
>>12648866>One crystal stallion with a house full of dicks, meticulously measuring them each time.
>>12648929>imlying he doesnt measure by feel
>>12648803Do you want a uniform colouring for all the marines, all based off of one pony, or more of a deathwatch colouring where each marine has its own shoulder patch while keeping a main theme, or just completely individualized marines.i'd say that's the first question.
>>12648520STOP IT, THAT'S NOT A TOY!
pony is not for sexual
pony is for sexual
>>12648929>Sells them on the black market>He can feel all of them>Gets a load of bits>Has a massive shaft for himselfLucky cunts
pony is definitely for sexual
pony leads a healthy sexual life but also has other interests
pony is hungry
>>12649013this is fake, pony would not sexually
Pony couldn't fit it all in
Pony has crushing social anxiety and self worth issues and believes she doesn't deserve to be for sexual
Pony is just a little pony.Pony doesn't even think about any of this.
PONY HAS A NAME ASSHOLES
>>12649078Penis makes pony feel better
>>12648845>>12648833>>12648826While I am going to have pink, it's mainly going to be for my techmarines with Pinkie's party cannon.I was thing something more subtle.>>12648910I'm doing that for my terminators, that will look good.
I love this expression, too.
>>12649023pony should visit her neighborhood Subway™ sandwich restaurantEat Fresh™
>>12649094tell pony I love pony
Pony told you not to go swimming
>>12649078pony is beautiful outside and inside and should at least continue her blossoming friendship with her male peer even if it does not lead to sexuals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zZvGGGHekU4I crai evry taim
pony knows what you did last summer
>>12649005>>12649005>>12649005>12649005FUCK OFF MARKERKNIGHT
>>12649176play video games?
>>12648686>cmc become sonic spinballssubtle, ben, subtle
posting EqG shit should result in a lifetime banY/Y?
>>12648961Uniform, with the shoulder pad the color and cutie mark of the pony.
>>12649100Pony avoids those situations out of fear of rejectionPony thinks it's better this way. Pony has exactly what she deserves>>12649167Pony doesn't have friendsPony was hopeful that an awkward blind date would end in a friendship at leastPony was stupid and naive
>>12648686So Sweetie takes after Derpy?
>>12649240why are you doing this
>>12649240>Pony avoids those situations out of fear of rejectionPenis wants, pony doesn't have a choice
>>12649176You mean masturbate, drink and cry?
>>12649240but pony has frens
>>12649291>happy pons>pons>sthe plural of pon is pon
>>12649309>not teasing pon's pons pubis
>tfw ponis ponises ponising ponis
>>12649309what do you call a group of pon?
>>12649285Are you me?
>>12649174What's up with bad brony animations lately:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FWuwq8HTLQoFist that button oc shit, now this.
>>12649253Pony only has her own sorrowPony is making herself sad in the hope that she'll work up the courage to kill herself
>>12649345___________________pon_____and yes you have to put all the underscores in there
>>12649220so that would be similar to deathwatch. Deathwatch is found under blood angels, but i don't think anyone would mind a mostly deathwatch force using any codex. The deathwatch colours are black and red with of course the signifying shoulder patch, so maybe you could use luna colours. deep purples and blues. i dunno. Really anything would work if you're doing it that way, It'd probably be better to choose a more neutral colour something not to bright or too dark. look at different chapters and find a nice colour, or watch the show and find a colour that matches most others. the grey/yellow/gold someone said earlier might even work really well with the should pads as it will help make the shoulder pad stand out.When i made my pony themed warhams force i specifically chose bretonnians because of the ability to use whatever colours i pleased.
>>12649347Are you a short, lonely virgin attending college with no friends that desperately wants to kill himself?
>>12649356The sexy one
>>12649239derpy is a very pretty pone
>>12649393don't know about that guy but that's me
>love and TOLERATEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpNRw7snmGM
>>12649393>attending collegeJeeze, set the bar to the moon why dont ya
would you touch human Applejack's butt?
>>12649452college isn't hard to get in to
>>12649475No. Maybe if she was a pony and maybe if she wasn't applejack.
>>12649475Why do animus look like neanderthals?
>>12649475Yes but only if she were a pony, and rainbow dash instead
>>12649393I'm short and attending college.Not the other things though.
How do I get over pony?
>>12649475I'd sniff panty butts too.
FOOTBALL ON YOUR PO~ONEFOOTBALL ON YOUR PO~ONE
>>12649309shut up that pon is 2qt
>>12649503Get another pony friend.
>>12649503ask pony to lie down and let you climb
>>12649503unless you're a midget it seems fairly easy to just step over them
>>12649475Touch?You couldnt get me off!But not that one
>>12649390Pony knows you don't really carePony has told pony of her issues oncepony acted differently around Pony for a monthThen pony forgot about Ponypony doesn't even callPone never had anyone that caresPony knows the only real solution is suicide
>>12649383I was thinking of the color of the armor Rainbow and Fluttershy wore in the Crystal episode, but can't get it to look right.
>>12649531If pony commits suicide pony will just wake up as pony
>>126495192 quart poni
>>12649548>tfw everyone thinks Groundhog Day is the funniest movie ever and you believe it's merely okay
>>12649524>>12649527That's not what I meant.
>>12649563I would a tiny goo pon
>>12649475No, her brother would kill me.
>>12649513blue loli with hooves>>12649554pony
>>12649501>Has friends>In college>Isn't a virginWowJust rub it in our faces
>>12649602na it's still a ponyshe's just stretching her back
would you give Pinkie Pie a thousand smooches if it meant you could go to Equestria?
>>12649624Oh wait, no.No friends. I keep to myself.
At least I can go to sleep knowing I have the worst life on MLPG
>>12649650>pinkie pieno thanks
>>12649679I would have a drink with you and cry.
>>12649650do I have to pay up front or can I give her an iou?
>"Hello Anon, I am here for an official and random semen test."
Pony is making a weird face at me.
>>12649650Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>12649679>ImplyingI bet I'm going to kill myself before you
>>12649723Again? thats like the third time today, wait, werent you blue last time?
>>12649709With interest, compounded weekly.
>>12649650Do they have to be in a row?I'd do it, but that would probably take a while.
>>12649731Saved forevergood luck