Don't worry brah I'll watch your waifu!Old dying thread and it's waifu:>>12628490
>>12631321>your>not you'reYou dun goofed
>>12631530>>>/piss/
I DECLARE THIS THE PROPER HORSE
>>12631321Man, that's an old thread.
>>12632512What's the T?
>>12632583
everyone seems to be here, let's do this one.
Sex with ponyacci
>>12632583Her horn.I mean come on Anon haven't you read that fic where Rarity blindfolds Twilight, puts a spreader bar on her hind legs, sticks a vibrator in her and then proceeds to fuck herself with her horn?
>>12632602what a joke
sex with pink mare
>>12632583A beverage.
Let the horsefucking commence.
I DONT CARE MUCH FOR PICKIN FRUIT
>>12632631But I just woke up.
>>12632634I WONT PARTAKE IN ANY PARFAIT
Ready
what if pony stole from you and wasnt sorry?would you call police pony?
I want to go out and have fun
>>12632648>>12632649and now I think this is what marker's butt looks likethanks, horse thread.
Someone give me a simple request. I wanna draw something before bed but I don't want to be up all night.
>>12632671stallions frotting
>>12632671Sweetie with a box of chocolates
>>12632671Pinkie with her hooves stuck in a chinese fingertrap
>>12632671Pinkie with her cock stuck in a chinese fingertrap
>>12632671Two stallions with their cocks stuck in either end of a chinese fingertrap
>>12632671Pinkie with her tits stuck in a chinese fingertrap
>>12632694While frotting with a box of chocolates?
>>12632671Two futa Pinkies with their cocks stuck in a chinese finger trap.
>>12632671Just a fingertrap
I LIKE SUGARAND I LIKE TEABUT I DON'T LIKE ZEBRASNOSIREE
>>12632671Those joysticks are really fucking big
>>12632708I second this
>>12632679>>12632683>>12632689>>12632694>>12632700>>12632708>>12632709You have no idea how amusing this was to me.
>>12632708that actually sounds like a really Pinkie thing to happenI'd be fine with this
>>12632671A chinese finger trap made out of stallion cocks.
>>12632724so you're gonna draw them all, right?
>>12632724Will you draw all the fingertraps?
>>12632733But I don't wanna be up alllllll night. I just got my schedule kind of on track. I really wish I had more time.
BUTTS
>>12632711THEY DON'T WANNA CHANGE THISTHEY DON'T WANT DISCUSSIONTHEY JUST WANT A MARKERA NEW HORSE TO BOOPI'VE DONE EVERYTHING I CANTHERE ARE NO BRONIES IN 4CHAN>IT BEGINS
>>12632727It's actually Pinkie and Big Mac, but Twilight beefed a spell and welp.
>you will never flood pony's ovaries with semen
>>12632745A chinese finger trap on display in a pone natural history museum, with the tour guide explaining that they have no idea what it was used for or where it came from.Snips wants to stick his dick in it.
>>12632727Maybe if it was human pinkie and regular pinkie it'd work. Sounds like something megasweet would draw
>>12632745oh alright
Why are men so obsessed with penis size?
>>12632769>implying Rainbow Dash isn't embarassed by her terribly small penis
>>12632756>mac hurt himself again helping Pinkie carry a giant disco ball>Twilight can fix this, herm agic never goes hilariously wrong>"Just stand still while I cast the spe-PINKIE GET OUT OF THE WAY">I can't even thin of where the fingertrap would come in
>>12632769Because secretly all men have a desire to crush their mates vagina so that they cannot have sex with anyone else ever again.
>>12632774It's Pinkie Pie. She probably had one somewhere in her mane and was looking for an excuse to put it on Twilight's horn, and then WHOOPS
>>12632769because i have nothing else.
>>12632681I'll do this one so it actually sounds the easiest.
>>12632778I want to hug that pone
>>12632778The way that ear moves really bugs me. I mean it moving would mean the crown would reposition itself meaning its not lodged in place behind her horn..oh god my autism
>>12632785>300 hundred chinese fingertrap requests>hmm better do the least popular one
>>12632790Yes, I think you have a real one.
>>12632785Sorry to everyone who wanted Fingertrap related requests
>>12632785>no fingertraps at allNot even just with her hooves?
>>12632778I want to hug her and tell her that everything will be fine
>>12632796HAI WINMORE SWEETIE FOR ME
>>12632798nopedon't careyou're dead to me
>>12632797WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO PUT SOME SENSE INTO BODY MOVEMENT WITH HEAD ACCESORIES
>>12632802Fine I'll do this one >>12632683
>>12632798No worriesJust make the Sweetie cute
>>12632811But...okay
>>12632810>tfw no socially inept gf
>>12632811>>12632805>>12632812FINE I'LL DO BOTH OF THEM AHHHHH
Why haven't you voted for your waifu 11 times today?
>>12632825YES
>>12632810Maybe her ears are powerful enough to bend her crown against her horn.
>>12632831I bet she could fight you with her ears
>>12632825Thank you
>>12632827>GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT FLAX
>>12632827Because Rarifags suck. You fucks manage to shit up /mlp/ more than usual with your pointless crap.Rarity is my second favorite, but you assholes are making me hate her. Stop it; I want to like her.
>>12632852Flax is Godtier character>tfw Katie's writing will decline because she isn't writing drunk anymore.
daily drawing requestgo
>>12632840Oh man, that's a cute filly
>>12632857>letting the behavior of others affect how much you enjoy a ponyAnon I think you have a problem
>>12632861pinkie dressed up as Megaman
>>12632861Stallions frotting
>>12632861Dash as a dragon being impressed at her badassness
>>12632861Rarity drinking wine
>>12632861twilight being confused as fuck by her own wings
>>12632861Pony making a lewd suggestion
>>12632861Luna spooning Fluttershy cuddling Twilight who's being spooned by Celestia
>>12632861>>12632861>12632861>>12632861>>12632861FEMSOMBRAYOU PROMISED
>>12632888This
>>12632890>>12632861>>12632861YOU FUCKING PROMISED 2 YEARS GO FAGGOTFEMSOMBRA
>>12632861Rarity petting Twilight's wings saying they're cute while Twilight is blushing
>>12632873Yes, I do have a problem. Rarifags are my problem.
>>12632857>implying subhuman /mlp/ Rarifags are like glorious master race MLPG Rarifags
>There are people imitating Ross
>>12632919>MLPG rarifags>Not the worst fagsEven the flutterfags are better
>>12632919>implying subhuman /mlp/ fags are like glorious master race mlpg fagsfixed
Which pony has startled themselves with their own fart?
>>12632914Because shipping
>>12632898>>12632890why are you so hung up over a lame request?if you want to see it so bad why don't you you commission someone?
>>12632919>implying any Rarifag is a good RarifagI honestly wouldn't have such an issue, if at all, if they would just make their waifu threads AND STAY THERE, instead of showing how insecure they are by posting about her in every other thread. It's obnoxious as fuck.
>>12632940It's most likely not the original requester anymore but just some shitposter who picked it up
>>12632935alright. Their personalities line up nicely, so it makes sense. Thank you for the succinct explination, anon.
>>12632942>implying not all waifufags do thatNigga I'm not even a Rarifag but goddamn every person posts their waifu a lot.
I...indirect kissu...
>>12632942Why do you care about what goes on in image dump threads on /mlp/?
>>12632952Fuck you piece of shit>>12632940Because he promised to draw it.
>>12632929Rarity
>>12632959>not apple/babs, sweeti/spoon, scoot/tiara
>>12632960I don't. I care about what goes on in other threads that get derailed and become Rarity dumps.>>12632957that's true, but Rarifags are different.
>>12632972I think it's time for you to let it go
>>12632888is it supposed to mean that Twilight and Fluttershy are minimized?
so what brings japanon back to pony?
>>12632980>implying MLPG Rarifags have anything to do with that
>>12632769Because the bigger the dong is, the easier it is to control masturbation.
You know one thing that I've seen is that MLPG had always had a very high percentage of Rarifags compared to most other placesUsually they are in the minority but in MLPG almost all Xfags are represented equally
>>12632983As soon as he draws her.
>>12632991Nowadays MLPG is more like the headquarter of Celestiafags
>>12632985You're so adorable, JapanonTry and rephrase thatI'm not sure what you mean
>>12632992anon pleaseyour obsession isn't healthy and making a mess of the thread isn't going to do any good
>>12632991because brpnoes hate truly progressive people
>>12632990>you will never lose control of Big Macintosh's massive horsedong
>>12632980>other threadsThat has almost nothing to do with MLPG bro.Most people here don't go outside of MLPG
>>12632998are they bean size?
>>12633013tiny ponies are super cute
>>12632999Is there a reason he shouldnt see femsombra?
There is one other thing I've wondered.I haven't been on /mlp/ long enough to know why we hate Rainbow Dash as much as we do. Can someone explain it to me?>inb4 DashfagI'm an Applefag. Orange Background is best background.>inb4 newfagI'm not going to bother defending against this one.
>>12633005>you will never lose control of Celestia's massive marepenis
>>12633024because he doesn't want to?Maybe he thought it was an interesting idea at first but an obsessed fan turned him away from the idea
>>12632769Because dicks don't look very big when they're your ownAnd I can't even imagine what having a smaller dick would feel like?How do you jerk it off? Do you only use a few fingers or something?
>>12633026People hate RD?
>>12633026because broniest pony20% cooler and all
>>12633026"We" don't hate Dash.
>>12633026She's a fast cunt
>>12632681>>12632825OKAY WORKING ON THE NEXT ONE
>>12633026You should try asking outside of MLPG then
>>12633021I want to have a tiny Applejack and Pinkie Pie in my shirt's pocket telling me to do things. Like how in cartoons you see a devil and an angel on a character's shoulders, but instead of good and evil it's about doing the responsible thing or doing the fun thing.
>>12633028>you're edging Celestia when suddenly accidentally give her one stroke too many>the sun flares and suddenly all the ponies working outdoors notice it get warmer
>>12633013Haha, no, spooning is a position.It's called spooning because one parter holds the other like a spoon does.
>>12633028>you see her bucking her hips just to laugh as it flings you back and forth
>>12633013Are you confused by 'spooning'?Spooning is cuddling like thisThey're normal sized
>>12633037Didn't mean MLPG, but /mlp/ as a whole.
>>12633051
Hi guys I'm in Equestria and I'm wondering how do you drain all the love from the ponies without being a changeling?
>>12633046>you're burned into ashes>all that's left is a skeleton>you remain in control of the skeleton. What do?
>>12633046>her light pink balls clench and pull tight to her body>her mottled shaft bloats fat with cum before erupting>her flare doubles in size as it gapes open, piping hot spunk gushing hard
>>12633071RATTLE ME BONES
>>12633046
>>12633071>play chest like a xylophone
>>12633080
>>12633071That'd be very scary
>>12633080>not just clenching your fist around it when it bloats and have her beg for release only to deny it
>>12633026There was a particular run of episodes half-way through S2 where she wasn't very well written.
>>12633013>Giant Luna literally spooning bean sized Fluttershy cuddling Twilightpfft
>>12633101But that was only MMDW
>>12633080>you futilely try to hold her throbbing shaft still in an attempt to retain some small amount of control>but you can't even manage that, and despite your best efforts her waving horsecock paints your front from top to bottom>and even worse, a lot of it didn't end up on you at all
>>12633095What if she loses her mind because of the pleasure and bucks you in the face?
>>12633101That is the most logical answer I've heard yet, and makes perfect sense. Thank you anon, my question is answered
>>12633115The sight of her losing her mind would be worth the broken jaw and nose I guess.
>>12633114that was pretty fappable bro*tips fedora*
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7a8d2z2aI1r7t9z5o1_1280.gif
I wish I had a big fat horsecock that hangs around my knees
>>12633151>you will never make a mare gag on your newly acquired horsecock
>>12633151>you will never idly fondle anon's horseballs
>>12633151I just wish my dick was big enough for a woman to feel itI also wish I had the confidence to get far enough to have sex with a woman.
>>12633151Wouldn't that be uncomfortable? No more tight jeans for you.
>>12633146>onomatopoeiasUgh. I doesn't really work.
>>12633166>Tight jeansThe true problem would be shorts
>>12633109Even in episodes where she wasn't the star, she was still the one-dimensional "cool" character.
>>12633166I dunno manHaving a boner run down your jeans is a really nice feelingApart from it being lewd I don't think I'd mind it
>>12633151I wish i had abig fat cock
>>12633166>wearing tight jeansanon pls, I want my rubbery horseballs to be able to breathe
>>12633176you'd just have to wear skirts instead
>>12633146
>>12633182dude plsthink of the chafing
>>12633181You can have mine~
>Pony will never turn you into a pony>Pony will never want you to sit on their face>Pony will never eat out your newly acquired mare vag>Pony will never suckle on your mare teats
1.21 Ponywatts
>>12633205>Bork
>>12633151If I had a giant horsecock, I'd jerk it on cam for MLPG
>>12633201I would rather have human turn me in to a pony but that sounds nice too
>>12633091http://youtu.be/OHW2YQ0NjTM
What would you even do if you just woke up one day with a horsecock anyway?
>>12633235what >>12633216 saidmaybe try to find someone to jerk it for me
>>12633235Paint the wall behind my headboard in cum.
>>12633235Die when I get a boner
>>12633146what the fuck is going on with his dickis that reverse sounding
>>12633224>Lord Blackheart 5 months ago>molestia shaking her plot in spandex shorts... >who gets the reference? XD
>>12633161>You'll never watch him slap on his chest>He'll never hold his cock to his chest with a hand>He'll never lick a bead of pre from his tip>>12633235Masturbate about 50 timesOrder the best quality webcam you can buyMasturbate for MLPGHave pretty boys and girls come visit
>>12633266it's just a milking tube
>>12633235Freak out.Find a way to go outside without people noticing it.Drink loads of pineapple juice.
>>12633030May be you should stop talking on behalf of someone else.
>>12633278>>12633266"A big rubber toy is pushed inside the pony’s behind. It is connected to a sound rod, deep in the stallion’s urethra. The wearer should be tied up, as movement is vital. Over time, the rod will move deeper inside the penis. This will lead to increasing pain over time. Whenever the wearer feels it necessary, he can move the rod up by pumping the rubber phallus inside his anus, moving it in and out for some time, either by sitting down or asking somepony else for help. While doing so, an optional tight tube around the stallion’s penis provides additional simulation. However, the rod prevents cumming. The speed of the rod is adjustable, all parts are modular. In case of emergency the device can be removed by breaking the safety latch under the belly"
>>12633281maybe you should stop being so awful?
>>12633283that doesn't sound pleasant
>>12633283YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE DOESN'T SOUND PLEASANT? MY EX-WIFE!
>>12633047>>12633051thanks I didn't know that term
Pony wants to interact with you
>>12633318that sounds agreeablewhat pony and what level of interaction?
>>12633235Chop it off because I don't want a horse cock.Assuming since I just woke up with it, it's possible that magic actually exists.Proceed to give my self an 8.5" inch human cock that's thick.Then open up a portal to a Equestria and let everyone in MLPG come over free of charge
>>12633285May be you should stop shitposting and discussing visitors and tell them what to do instead of talking about pony?
>>12633322DJ Acid.Sex toy.
>>12633322Best ponyAny level
>>12633329Back at you!
>>12633318oh godOH GODWHAT DO I DO?DO I GIVE HER MONEY?!
>>12633329Have at you!
>>12633333No thanks, that's not a pony>>12633337okay
>>12632683This one came out better than the Sweetiebelle
>>12633351Don't give her money, it makes pony feel like whore.
Would you cum inside that pone?
>>12633318Can I interact through music?
>>12633361Poor Pinkie
>>12633039>>12633361Weird, why are they so blurry?
>>12633368Is that a smurf
>>12633380Nohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS1iajgWXqg
Sacrebleu!! Plus de marque de cutie! Qu'est-ce que c'est?! Je parle français?
>>12633390>fancytalk
>>12633398Tais-toi et penche-toi.
>>12633376did you get grease on them?
>>12633390Omelette au fromage.
>>12633424is that a vagina or a smudge
>>12633424fuck off
>>12633441both.
>Rarity and Twilight have to go on a diplomatic mission or something in another country>on their way a storm knocks them out of the flying cart in a jungle>There they find a midget pony tribe that was thought to be a legend>they treat Twilight and Rarity like gods>Twilight and Rarity sing something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYprdmE1dFc>Rarity says something that she could live like this her entire life>the guards find them>Rarity is already in the cart before they can say something being happy that she'll have water, soaps and civilization back>the midget pony tribe and the cool character that the entire episode was Rarity and Twilight's guide are never mentioned again
>You'll never be turned into a pony by an anon and forced to be his waifu
>>12633467>password protectedHuh, dang https://derpiboo.ru/383144
>>12633474>forced>Implying I wouldn't make the perfect husbando out of him
>>12633478OhI didn't mean to paste that
Did the person who said he would color this ever color this?
>>12633492http://mlpg.co/art/res/5255.html#q5260
>>12633492Yeah he didIt was very good. Forgot to save it tough
>>12633499Whoops, I got the wrong link by a tiny bithttp://mlpg.co/art/res/5255.html#5260
>>12633474>He will never gently suckle on your teats, and you try to muffle your soft whinnies and moans
>>12633503>>12633499>BRILLO VS DOOKSMuahaha!
>>12633503>>12633492Also, I'm only assuming that was who you mean
>>12633510Dooks lost a long time ago.More exactly when he finished a request a week later
>>12633499>>12633503Thanks! He did a good job, I like it.
Morning MLPGhttp://puu.sh/3UU2H.swf
>>12633532this is never going to stop getting posted, is it?
>>12633543deal
Both are correct faggot
>>12633342What a qt pone.
>>12633561no they aren't.
>On smarebooru>Hitting random>Actually find something I haven't readUNF UNF UNF UNFWrite more smut you fagets
>>12633588what do you want me to write?
>>12633588Alright, I don't write smut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqFSlMHScEcI want to fuck that pony
>>12633588Write it yourself you double zwangler
>>12633588>smarebooru>read everything worth reading>keep an eye on the front page for new submissions>nothing added for days sometimes
>>12633597Galacon pone is cuter
>>12633592Twilight and Rarity bondage and femdom
Why am I still awake? I blame chinese finger traps.
>>12633604Draw Rarity till you fall asleep and
>>12633588>Pony wakes up>Pony has sex>Pony neighs in pleasureThe end
>>12633603With Twilight being the dom one
>>12633603eh, not interestedwhat else do you have
>>12633614Cuckold
>>12633614And some Spike NTR
>>12633623absolutely terrible
>>12633614Rarity and Anon, one single fetishNormal sex because they love each other
>>12633605AND WHATTHE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
>>12633605..and what? The suspense is killing me!
>>12633614Ponyanon x AnonBoth male
>>12633637>>12633642I swear that wasn't on purpose.
>>12633643Speciesswap selfcest?That sounds like funNot him though
>>12633625awful>>12633634cute I guess, but it's been done>>12633643yeah, that's pretty good
>>12633651okay.jpg
>>12633650I was thinking of them being 2 different anonsBut that can work
>Implying Twilight is my waifu>Implying Flash Sentry was anything but a token movie character
>>12633699>Kraut
>>12633701Is he dead, or what?
Note: Flash Sentry died on the way back to his home planet
>>12633651>not vanilla straight poneanon x anonabsolutely disgusting.
>>12633715straightfags pls oppressing us
>>12633651>cute I guess, but it's been doneThere's never too much anon...
>>12633724you want oppression? okay
Apples
You will never make out with pon
>>12633724Anon pls, the gayfics are starting to outnumber the straightfics. I need my heterosexual pone lovings.
>>12633721But >tfw ponies aren't real>tfw no Celestia to cuddle>tfw no Chrysalis that transforms into you to make you laugh7>tfw no Luna to browse 4chan with>tfw no Twilight to explain the human world to>tfw no portal to visit Equestria after a day working at the dead-end job
>>12633756F-FUCK YOU!
Bronycon.Did it have any good panels?Anyone got footage?
twilight sparkle
Do you want to feel better and more confident about your shitty writing and bad in-character portrayal?Watch this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYzhG_fXd7Imylittlecringe
>>12633777what a cozy pony
>>12633774Footage, check everfree's siteBut no, the only even remotely funny thing was the grimderp panel, everything else was poor.
>>12633757what if heterosexual OC____ pone loving?
>>12633785>everfreenetworkI already got cancer from their front page
>>12633757>10 fics tagged with gay on smarebooruAre you the same faggot that claims there's more gay porn than straight?
>>12633777I've got that TVAt least one in the same seriesWe should fuck
why are they so perfect?
>>12633795Well yes, but they're the ones that stream this shit
>>12633796To be fair, there are only 2 tagged with straightThe tagging is a bit iffy
>>12633780Oh my fucking god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5HAKO2KHXk
>>12633799Are you a pony?
>>12633792It wouldnt be the first time
>>12633810I've been told I've got a horsecock
>>12633801>Videos will be posted to our YouTube Channel over the next few weeks!Damnit, it seems they streamed their shit with twitch this time.Rawrgh
>>12633820unf
>>12633823Yeah, because their YT got taken down during the first day of the con due to copyright violation.
>>12633780I could only bear 45 seconds.
>>12633780...So does anyone think this is good?
>>12633834
>>12633834Oh lawl, I missed all this shit ;_;
>>12633780holy shit
CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES, WHEN YOU'RE IN DISTRESSHELPFUL AS CAN BE PONIES, SIMPLY SIGNAL S.O.S
>>12633774http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb2FyOsAPMAPonychan panel with shit qualityI Got good laughs out of itGive it a try
>>12633838Except thousands of clapping bronies? Lemme think...
>>12633858>ponychan panelWhat
>>1263383886 people, apparently.
>>12633860>>12633867ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTYING ME?
>>12633858>I Got good laughs out of it"Good" laughs or good laughs?
>>12633864The theme of this last bronycon was giving every single insiginificant idiot a panel of his own. There were like 5 tumblr panels, a billion completely pointless ones, this ponychan panels, fandom VA panels, at any given point during the 3 days there were 2-6 panels going on.
>>12633858i'm not that fucking desperate
>>12633871Bronies like everything even remotely pony related
>>12633864there was a panel about how good ponychan wasyou know, after the shitty moderation and toxic userbase drove everyone to leave
>>12633873Dude, they started comparing ponychan into 4chan, I couldn't stop laughinggood laughs
>>12633879>that feel when you realize you love pretty much anything with ponies
>>12633880>Advertising on 4chan>Having a panel about praising grorious reader ponychanThey must be really desperate.
>>12633888Oh my god. I'm not sure I want to watch now.
>>12633880>>12633888Okay who's buying a panel space next Bronycon?
>>12633820>No-one will ever tell you you've got a horsecock>You'll never surprise someone when you get into bed with them
>>12633892Have you seen their user count statistics for the past year? It's hilarious.
>>12633897I'm bringing the Dragon Dildos
>>12633899>Rarity's "little" secret
>>12633897>MLPG PanelWell we're a lot bigger than Ponychan>It's just an hour of Anon reading EA's work to the crowd
>>12633893Do It.
>>12633915ManI really want a "dramatic reading of sexual greentext" panel now
>>12633915>MLPG PanelStart it off with "Hello fellow horsefuckers"?What would be the topics (To take in mind there will be people who aren't from here)Lets get some "legit" discussion going, i want to see where this goes
>>12633921https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/95405328/Spa_Shenanigans.mp3>50 minutes of this
>>12633858dude, i dont have the patience to sit through a half hour of this shitcan you sum it up?
>>12633925First 5 minutes is about how everyone sucks and how we started the fandomThen someone says xpony is shitThen a waifu fight for the rest of the 55 minutes
>>12633858>MEMES!!>WE MADE SWEETIE DERELL!kill me
>>12633915>"Greater than Rape"Con
>>12633932I'd buy a bronecon ticket and fly to murrica just for this panel
>>12633933I'm watching it about half way atmIf it came out as if i had already watched it, wellTalking about different pony sitesTalking about how they got into ponychanTalking about how ponychan has good OC music, art and shitTalking about how ponychan is like 4chan but friendlyTalking about how ponychan is soooooo niceTalking about how ponychan is superior
>>12633940>WE MADE SWEETIE DERELLDidn't that start from a random drawing?And should anyone be proud of that?
>>12633912>You'll never roll Rarity's tiny cock around in your mouth>She can't even get hard
>>12633945better than "Worse Than Rape"Con, I suppose...
>>12633934I Could see this happening
>>12633934There's one guy at the back of the audience rambling for the entire thing thinking people are paying attention to him
>Eat three tacos last night>Stomach is deciding to act up now>The only thing in the fridge is pizzas and taco meat.What I'm really saying is, can someone post that pizza and taco pony?
>>12633953Yeah, they were the ones that made the gifs and shit out of it.
>>12633952>Talking about how ponychan is like 4chan but friendlyI cant.
>>12633961
>>12633961>Get drunk>Drink lots of coffee>Liquid shits the next day
>>12633858http://youtu.be/jb2FyOsAPMA?t=22m40sBest moment out of that panel
>>126339524chan is more friendly that that shithole will ever beyeah you read that rightFuck ponychan
>>12633967So if Applebloom grows up to be coke pony and Sweetie Belle grows up to be that thing, what absurd form will Scootaloo take to get her advertising cutie mark?
>>12633965>I s-sure love our g-great moderation t-team g-guys>t-they get rid of a-all the p-parasprites for us!
>>12633858>>12633933>>12633952>>12633953best part is that in the slideshow the But Why (fluttershy on the toilet) meme was in the images. When /co/ made that January 2011.
>>12633976I like how around that point barely anyone gives a shit about the panel itself
>>12633982Wendys and White Castle
>>12633976I can't understand a single word
>>12633992>ScootafrostyI like it
>>12633976>>12633991They're like 11 year old kids on sugar>OH HAI LOOK A RANDOM PERSON>OH HAI LOOK A RANDOM HORSE SHADOW>XDXDXDXDX LELELELEL
>>12633976Can't hear shit
>>12633978ponychan is so hostilethe atmosphere was awful, anyone who didn't like what you were talking about or disagreed with your just called you a troll/parasprite (lol wordfilters) and continued doing their thing regardless of what it was and if people continued to complain the mods would tell them to leave them alonethen one of their boards filled up entirely with suicide threads because they didn't have the slightest clue how to moderate people and just tried to make it so that nobody complained ever
>>12634001You'd be looking for distractions too if you were sitting at the ponychan panel for 20 minutes>ponychan is the best guise>ponychan created the universe>have we mentioned that we're the best and I love ponychan?
>>12633995>>12634002And everyone who DID hear something, didn't even listen.
>>1263378015 seconds in and I have to pause to laugh
>>12634011>>12634012Just look at how many empty seats there are
>>12634003Does anyone have that picture of someone being banned for saying "Derpy is a very ugly pony"?
>>12634003that's the funny thing about 4chan in generalIt's probably the friendliest discussion website I've ever seneit's actially hilariousthere is shit everywhere, arguing over opnions and jsut plain autism but 4vhan is friendlier than jsut about everywhere else that you could discuss any of the topics that can be discussed here
>>12633976http://youtu.be/jb2FyOsAPMA?t=29m13sWhat?
>>12634036>>12633976>recording in portraitwhat the fuck
>>12634036>do you have any questions for them?>I was gonna ask them if they're here, then who's on Ponychan?
>>12634054http://youtu.be/jb2FyOsAPMA?t=31m36s
>>12634036>>12634063This dude from /mlp/ or something?
>>12633911the things i would do to that twilight
peter new is a very pretty princess
>>12634068They seem to be
>>12634036>ask people from /mlp/ to stand up>people actually stand upIT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!PLUG EVERY LEAK, KEEP THE DECK AS DRY AS POSSIBLE!FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT DON'T LET THE PISS IN!
>>12634077
>>12634077Mate, some of the true autists come here, including those that buy merch, shirts and role play all that kind of stuff.
Oh Rainbow Dash, you are a Rainbow "Dish"
Did anyone important go to bronycon?
>>12634077I really hope that's sarcasm
>>12634091>important>brony
>>12634091No. By definition.
>>12634091Define important. A couple of VAs and writers and the main comic staff was there.
>>12634091LarsonAnd wasn't Oliver there, too?
>>12634087>buying merch is autisticEven if it's those cute blindbag ponies?
>>12634036>not knowing Ponychan has spies hereNo, seriously. some of them come here to straight up spy on /mlp/
>>12634087Anon pleaseI only have some figures and a shirtNo one even knows I own them
>>12634073God fucking damnit why does dropbox not show me that the picture is flipped
>>12634036Didn't ponychan die ages ago?
>>12634031that was me
>>12634117It died over a year ago, when it deleted /ef/, when /mlp/ was made and when MLPchan split off and took half the site.This is just another nail in the coffin.
>>12634118Every time.
>>12634109W-what ;_;
>>12634137Before that, Ponychan had people watching MLPG just so we don't raid them and warned ponychan immediately when someone from MLPG tried to ruse them.
>>12634137They even had them back when we were still on /co/ to check if we were planning to raid themIt was one of the saddest things I've ever seen
>>12634126What was /ef/?
>>12634143>>12634145I'm combining this information.So they are actually "scared" that we would "raid" them?
>>12634154Yes.
>>12634154I guess they just thought they were playing some cool imageboard war game or some shit like that.Most of them were probably massively underage
>>12634154well yeahremember when Jr made that picture of luna diving in to the ground and someone added a TV Y watermark and posted it there?
>>12634152They tried to make a board that was less rules. They couldn't handle it, they deleted it in less than two months and told everyone who liked it to fuck off.That partially led to mlpchan being made by disgruntled users who leaned more to a 4chan style environment.
Anyone got those ponychan statistic images about their dwindling userbase?
>>12634154Yeah, after Faceless scammed them once. Funny thing is that we never raided them, it was always just one or two people posting things to get them mad while trying to avoid breaking the rules, and even that only happened like 10 times at most.
>>12634137>not knowing about the sentriesIt's hilarious.Even back in the /co/ days they'd have some watching MLPG just in case.Honestly I think they started to have 24/7 survelence after the Faceless incident.It was quite obvious when Jr's Luna drawing was posted there.
>>12634152EverfreeIt was their "No rules" boardBut you still couldn't post porn, or be mean, or write sexual things and they constantly had fights about what should and shouldn't be allowed on itThey deleted it pretty quickly and everyone that liked it went elsewhere
>>12634178HEYHEY GUYSIT'S THE BEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR THIS WEEK
>>12634178If I remember correctly the porn thing was never really their choice. It was a condition put by whoever hosted ponychan
>>12634165http://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=ponychan#q=ponychan&date=1%2F2011%2032m&cmpt=qCompare that to their closest rival MLPchan,http://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=mlpchan#q=mlpchan&date=1%2F2011%2031m&cmpt=qAnd the fandom itself:http://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=my+little+pony#q=my%20little%20pony&cmpt=q
>>12634180Seeing how a shitty seapony could beat them up yeah Sharkponies are pretty damn weak
>>12634155>>12634157>>12634161>>12634162>>12634166>>12634172What kind of people go to ponychan?Like seriously, this shit is worrying me.I've always kept a stigma on them, but this?I.. i...
>>12634178>no rules board>closed down because they cant reach consensus about which rules should be enforced there
>PonychanEven the most autistic /b/ kiddies rejected that place years ago.
>>12634186>Puerto Rico is more into pone than the UShuh
>>12634186>>12634186>that huge MLPchan spikeThat happened when all the generals moved there right?
>>12634197>>12634202Still, some people go there.
>>12634197just remember we're all crazy in our own hilarious ways
>>12634197Overly sensitive cuntlords.
>>12634197And there's also a conspiracy that the mods and admins spy on the users.
>>12634197it gets better tootheir admins spied on their own users
>>12634206Ugh.
>>12634219ii had a screenshot of it somewhere...
>>12634197>>12634214Could we get a legit accurate description of typical/average ponychan lurker/poster?If we don't already have a one that someone has in their reach right now
>>12634223>>12634219Don't they look up IPs of the people posting, and any time they feel they're under an attack they ban anyone who hasn't been visiting the site earlier?
>>12634186>the most retarded city in my country it's the most into ponyWell going over the fact that people from my country like MLP it doesn't really surprise me.
>>12634232
>>12634209Pretty much. While Ponychan's traffic and post rates have plummeted to under 8 thousand posts a day, mlpchan recently posted traffic and post rate of this:>>12634219>>12634223Oh, this happened, yes. This was another part of the split. A psychopath user named Zamoonda and their shitstain admin Orange Blaze routinely spied on users. http://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/ZamoondaZamoonda kept extensive records on hundreds of users - including real names and pictures when he could get them. The admin is a regular shitposter who REVILES /mlp/, mlpchan and the admin of mlpchan for leaving and taking the non-autistic users. When Zam was almost made admin last year, that was the last straw for some of them and they bailed.
>>12634192shuuuut your mouth anon.
>>12634219>>12634226here we gothe admins of ponychans are so paranoid, they spy on their own users
>>12634232Just get a description of Moony and you're good to go.
>>12634241I love that picture.
>>12634237They have "raid" protection that stops anyone from posting who hasn't been there before. Great way to keep your site insular and never grow, which is now why they're dead. And also why they're suddenly desperate for attention.
>>12634246AFTER YOU LEARN TO SPELLDraw Twilight and rarity for me. You can even make them sharkponies if you want
Doesn't ponychan also ban pictures containing "excessive saliva" or something absolutely ridiculous like that?
>>12634254That was up only for a "short"while. Still a pretty damn retarded thing to do
>>12634266you know it
>>12634247Doesn't surprise me seeing the admins are /b/read shiteaters.
>>12634232I'd love to get a description of /mlp/ lurkers/posters made by ponychan.... holy fuck i wonder what it would be like
>>12634266Excessive saliva is lewd, Anon.
>>12634266
>>12634247>they have like 10 users>spy on them 24/7 and constantly be in war with everyone and everything around them just cause
>>12634287unf\
>>12634292Ponychan is literally the pony fandom's north korea
>>12634292Oh god they are literally North Korea
>>12634254So their efforts to protect themselselves against an enemy which never existed is eventually what killed them?That's hilarious.
>>12634219>>12634223That reminded meWay back when I got tired of MLPG and decided to go see if anywhere else on the internet had reasonable ponying availableI spent a couple days on ponychan, back before they were quite as bad as they are now. The "community" was always shit, but the show discussion only board was sort of decent for in-depth headcanoning, which was still fresh for me at the time.The big thing on their chan then was that someone was going to try to kill themselves, and one of the admins saw their post, got their address from the Ip and phoned the cops. Almost immediately the board was fucking full of people claiming they were going to commit suicide. They had to specifically ban "I'm going to kill myself" threads.
>>12634303>which never existedto be fair I'm pretty sure they caught a bunch of shit early on
>>12634259I know how to SPELL. And if you're not careful. I'll put a SPELL on you.
>>12634299>>12634302hue
>>12634313Very very early on /b/ raided them, no one really cared about them much after that. In the past year and a half they've been completely irrelevant.
>>12634320rarity is a very ugly shark
>>12634292wow. i guess they really are a remnant of second wave fans and still have that SAGERU ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU WILL NEVER CRUSH MY PONY SPIRIT persecution complex.
>>12634322the last i hear dof them, they were among the many butturt about lauren Fausts visit to /mlp/
>>12634303Exactly this.>paranoid, North Korea behavior makes them hate and fear everyone else without even good reason>paranoid dictator nazi behavior makes half the site leave for /mlp/ or mlpchan>they die because they killed their own userbaseIt's funny. In the end, it was never an "outside enemy" or haters or trolls that brought them down. It was themselves.And good riddance. /mlp/ and /anon/ are infinitely better.
>>12634330UM EXCUSE ME.Whale sharks are the must gentle and beautiful sharks. And I'll have you to RECOGNIZE.
>>12634305When I first discovered ponies around May-June 2011, I also spent some time there but pretty quickly got bored of it as the discussion outside of that show discussion board was boring and pretty much a large chat room.
>>12634337Yeah, Faust then visited them later just to cure their massive anal devastation.
>>12634341>/anon/Kill yourself
You know MLPG is still one of the best pony places in the fandom.And /mlp/ as shitty as it is is better than 80% of the rest of the sites.It's kinda damn sad that some of the best parts of the pony fandom are on 4chan.
>>12634349truly patheticI love that she said /mlp/ had the best opinons of the show too
>>12634350>as if it's not infinitely better than ponychan even if you don't personally like it
>>12634337It's funny because she already visited them in 2011
>>12634356You know if you google MLP; 4chan is like one of the first results
>>12634356Litereally everywhere els eis shit
>>12634350Isn't /anon/ basically lewd /mlp/?
pony just scraped your piece and smoked all the resin
>>12634356>It's kinda damn sad that some of the best parts of the pony fandom are on 4chan.Why?
>>12634370roundstable or whatever their names are somewhat .They are the midway point between 4chan and full brony.
>>12634368christ, it's even higher than wikipedia
>>12634372Eh, it's like the NSFW sub-board for /mlp/ and the generals who got exiled.
>>12634377>smoking the resinCmon pony, dont act like a fiend
>>12634372Probably.So basically it's shit.
>>12634365Yeah, but she also visited us back then, so it has to be equal, else they'll feel inferior.
>>12634385no wayround stable is shit
>>12634390pony is embarassed because they don't know any dealers and she's already smoked so much of your weed already
>>12634386Google search is affected by your own browsing history
>>12634349Speaking of Lauren and boardsSomeone got the Lauren/mlp/ comic?
>>12634305I used to visit the /art/ board in the early days because it was quite a nice place for a beginner to get feedback and improvement tips on your stuff.Took them only a few months till you didn't get any feedback anymore if you weren't part of one of their circlejerk threads
>>12634405>implyingI'll always have enough weed to smoke with ponygotta be a gentlemen
>>12634381Because the pony fandom started here and the rest of the site still claims >t-they brought t-their ponyshit here and shoved it down our throats! :(
>>12634406You can just open a private tab and proxy, and 4chan will still be at the top.
>>12634406Just used some random Tor IP's with private browsing4chan is always in the top 5Same on Bing
>>12634423You can turn off personalized results in search options.
>You will never own pony slaves
>>12634401Really? i don't know. I only follow one thread there and just quickly looked around.Besides a few shitty threads it seemed kinda okays. Oh well
>>12634420pony thanks you for your kindness and will clean your glass if you have salt & rubbing alcohol
>>12634406>browsing history>implying i don't have any kind of privacy towards ponyshitI don't really care about other peoples opinions but i'd rather not advertise it
>>12634449Good, pony isn't for slavery, pony should be free.
>>12634449>you will never keep ponies to slaughter for meat
>>12634449Those chains actually look pretty good on them
>>12634449>ponies are ordered male female male female male female Holy shit That Sombra is one organized ruler
>>12634449What do the slaves even do?
>>12634476Also all the males have eyes closed
>>12634473Those shiny obsidian collars are pretty accentuating
>>12634440More importantly, it's the same on DDG, which claims to report identical results to all users.
>>12634486CRYSTAAAAAALS
>>12634411Still waiting!Didn't it have like 2 parts?
>>12634449>MY WAIFU IN CHAINSPls... ;______; >mfw my latest feelfic involves this but I keep goofing and not finsihing it
Pony likes me, but I don't like her.
>>12634499neat
>>12634517She has a twin sister
>>12634517fucking finish it
>>126345282 Twin sisters actually
HOLY HOT DICKS FROM HELL IT'S MOTHERFUCKING RARITY
>>12634540
>>12634547
>>12634556
>>12634411I don't have other part(s)
>>12634540Slut.
>>12634556>>12634547>>12634540>>12634564>>12634574rarity a shit
>>12634564
>>12634581your gay
>>12634581All the nonpony characters are cooler then the pony characters#harshtruth
>tfw out for delivery
BRING ME THEIR HEADS ON A PLATTER
>>12634443What's the problem, Pinki?
>>12634593Is that seriously Homer simpson not yellow?
>>12634592I bet you think EqG is good.
>>12634597Why? You already have them.
>>12634592Yeah, because they aren't recolors of one another.#noided #bazonga
>>12634602it's bender as a human
>>12634592I believe this is true
>>12634610I WAS TRYING TO IMPLY SAMEFACE YOU NERD
>>12634602that is human bender and he doesn't act like homer.if he's comparable to a simpsons character it would be off-stage krusty.in my domestic dub (which sucks) krusty and bender are also voiced by the same voice actor for some reason.
>>12634574Even as ugly "humans", they're still best ship.
>search rarity, gilda on derpibooru>everything is birthday games and posters and shit with all the ponieswhat tag can I filter to avoid all this garbage
>>12634572I'm not sure if I should d'aw or vomit.
>>12634626diamond dog
>>12634626Uh, "birthday game"?
>>12634626rarity,gilda,-bingo
>>12634572Eeergh.
>>12634617we're about to tussle you and i
>>12634643Come at me. I'll take you on.
put the pony in the bucket
>>12634633>>12634637that's only part of the problemI still have to filter out stuff like thishttp://derpibooru.org/99776http://derpibooru.org/100077http://derpibooru.org/86723http://derpibooru.org/64176where they aren't even standing next to each-other-meta helps but that only does so much
>>12634655ALRIGHT LET'S GOgot any 3s?
Oh god there's only 9 pages of threads atm
>>12634683>3
>>12634674That's why derpibooru is fucking terrible. Come to think of it, ponibooru suffered from the same problem in its late months.
>>12634674Can't help you then, I only use derpibooru for pornsorry
>>12634683Nice 3 dot- waitDOES THIS MEAN I LOSE?!
>>12634674Just pick a random fairly popular pony that is likely to appear in that sort of thing, but not in images you're looking for and filter itOctavia maybe
What if you had a little Twily of your own?
>>12634695I forgot about ponibooru, look what I found there>>12634706adding "explicit" to the search cut out some of the fat but the focus is still a bit wide: derpibooru.org/200980
>>12634692>>12634717goddamniti guess so, it was fun playing with you anonin the end, we are all winners
>>12634730she's gonna learn a shit-ton of magic, I know that
>>12634758Where would you get the books?
>>12634730She'll have to wait a few years, but then I'll be a wizard and we can go explore the planes together
>>12634776Is she into planes?
>>12634730I'd bring her to Lauren Faust
>>12634730I know she would learn magic, naturally or not. I bet she would want to learn EVERYTHING and learning is what she would get.
>>12634773Internet?
wahr episode is this from
>>12634817"Putting your hoof down" in which Rarity tries to lick all the hooves in ponyville.
>>12634807That would be nice, but please, let Twilight visit a library. If she ask you if she wants to visit a LARGE library like the New York Public Library or a University Library, would you personally bring her there?
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne9pOT6OGf8Now pony related.
>>12634730Cuddles
>>12634831unf
>>12634817It's from the beginning of Keep Calm Flutter On
>>12634730Eat her to see if I get magic powers.
>>12634839Needs more Vegas skills but that wasn't bad.
>>12634839>>12634877And more vectors
>>12634834NoI would take her to a very large bookstore and then teach her how to steal books off the internet
>>12634839>no snoopthis isn't right
>>12634913Janitor deleted the snoop dose.
>>12634899But she would not have the experience of going to the library.
>>12634930http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeElVWiICh8
>>12634839>Someone had to do itExcept no not really
>>12634930
>>12634936then she would be fundamentally different from all the other TwiliesI want her to have her own identity
Sometimes I samefag as anon to give myself request since i never want to draw what everyone else request
>>12634839>2011>"Wow that's old">I'd already been in MLPG for like 8 monthsFuck manIt's almost been 3 years since this shit got started
>>12634944That was the fandom in 2011, the boom of the ponifications.
>>12634996I wonder how that image got in there...
>>12634996doesn't matter. There was no status quo to be filled
>>12634972why don't you just draw without asking us then?
>>12634921I fucked your waifu
>>12635018Because then I'd look like a drawwhoredoing it this way doesn't stop me from feeling like one though
>>12634807where do you even find books to pirate?I've never looked into it because physical books are so much more enjoyable, but I could actually use some shit to put on my phone
>>12635018because then people would think him a self-indulgent faggot who hats us.
>>12634972Huh, I never thought of doing just... I just request as Anon so I can ditch the requests if they suck
>>12633368
>>12635043not him but gen.lib.rus.ec is what I use for textbooks
>>12635043>Not pirating textbooksI'M SORRY WE ALL CAN'T BE RICH, MR. DICK RICH
>>12635043http://bib.tiera.ru/ is a good startthe site's in russian but they have a ton of english materialfrom there /rs/ is surprisingly handythere are also private trackers for that sort of thing but I haven't needed to use one in a long time
My only hope is that mlp doesn't gain a serious competitor before S4 ends.
>reading books
What if there was a villain that couldn't decide weather to seek vengeance or redemption, so it divided it's spirit into two entities, the two half souls can switch between bodies, and the vengeance seeker uses this to elude the Elements of Harmony; since the redemption seeker isn't effected by the Elements, this can be done indefinitely.
>>12635070I don't think there's anything on the horizon that could unsettle /v/ and /b/'s fragile sense of sexuality and masculinity
>>12635092>reading
>>12635062Hey, that seems useful. I've been pirating some stuff off TPB but it doesn't have a huge selection.
>>12635113>Not having a digest of MLPG acted out and filmed for your own personal consumption daily
>>12635134I am the 1%
>>12635113Books are boring
>>12635062>they have the 80s scifi series I was about to go looking forI love you
>>12635134I don't have a good enough set of filters to trust you guys with that sort of power
>>12635099Oh child. All of this was predicted years ago. Never doubt what you haven't seen.
>>12635153>Not having your own personal animation studio to turn every fetish greentext into a show accurate piece of animation
>>12635175This is why I want to be a billionaire
>>12635151what's the series?I just found Cosmos!
>Tfw you will never play Offices and Managers with Twilight>You will never be a Level 13 Chinese coder>you will never roll a 20 while asking for a race
>>12635197Rings of the Master by Jack ChalkerSilly in a lot of ways, but I love his books
>>12635208>you still fail to beat Rainbow Dash in an office race
>>12635215FUCK YOU SHE USED THE ELEVATORSHE CHEATED
>>12635229>You didn't say "no elevators!"
>>12635229>can't outrun a elevatorDude what kind of shitty stat placement do you have?
>>12635229nobody said using the elevator was against the rules, applejack
>>12635229>being slower than an elevator
>>12635208>as you masturbate the third time instead of working in the past two hours you hear your boss coming>Roll to see if you pull your pants up and close the window
Does equestria have a welfare/disability system?Get I get Autismbits?
>tfw you will never live in 1870 working in a factory enduring insane working conditions>tfw after your 14 hour work day dealing with the coal and steel you get back to your home>tfw your 6 children come to you with a smile on their faces as your wife is inside the cooking dinner>tfw you're tired as fuck and lay on your bed then your wife comes and you both get the stress out by fucking without any kind of contraceptives>tfw you go to sleep knowing you must wake up at 5 am to go to work>tfw it's all worth it
>>12635287ask pinkie
>>12635287>Does Equestria have a welfare/disability system?They seem sufficiently advancedI'd expect them to
>>12635295that is a pretty spot on description of a shit life.
>>12635287>>12635300no, inferior specimens are euthanized or used for biological experiments
>>12635287>Anon finally manages to move to Equestria>first thing he does is squat Twilight library and leech on the welfare system
>>12635287How else would Fluttershy be able to pay for her house?
>>12635309>used for biological experimentsBreeding experiments?
>>12635295My family have been engineers for the last 300 yearsI wouldn't be working for 8 hours a day doing manual labour
>>12635315sort ofthey want to see if they can use you to pacify changelings
>>12635327*14
>>12635333Well, can they?
>>12635333>Experiment consists of throwing you in a pit of feral changelings and see if they don';t kill you in less than 1 minuteyay
Would pony still like me even if I'm useless?
>>12635347>Changelings>Killing
>>12635346I dunnoyou wanna take the pit test >>12635347or did you have some other bright idea?
Why is Rainbow Dash such a cunt anyway? I don't think this was ever explained on the show. Does anyone have any fan theories about this?
>>12635349No, get back to twerk.
>>12635358She's the element of honestoh wait
>>12635327>300 years of engineers>Continuous bloodlineTHAT IS AN ACHIEVEMENTDON'T FUCK IT UP YOU ASSPIE
>>12635359But I don't twerk
>>12635354That doesn't sound very scientificBut if that's how science works then here who am I to question it?Changelings don't seem very likely to kill anyway
*flutter flutter*
>>12635388to be honest, the insane science + degenerate execution job market is not very competitive in Equestriayou won't exactly be working with a crack team of analysts
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>12635327>and now their line will end with you>because no woman could compete with your waifu
*wwalks into thread**farts*
We ded nao?
i feel like doing something nice, like a comic or something.Someone give me a pony/ponies and a scenario.no lewd right now, please.
>>12635503Mayor Mare seducing Time Turner.
>>12635503Best pony making a dress for best princess.
>>12635503Celestia and Luna in their young ages, right after they discovered their special talents, both of them so excited that they switch sun and moon every few minutes
>>12635503Babs saying goodbye to the CMC for a long time
>>12635503Celestia and Twilight sexting by means of Spike
>>12635503Gilda and Rarity having a fancy lunch and getting drunk as fuck
https://derpibooru.org/392533?scope=scpe94d688fbdf00459d5a6db5d1d8ed4c8a1ab2a864
>>12635527why
>>12635527lel i posted it again
>>12635503Twilight falling asleep while reading late and dreaming herself through a bunch of books
>>12635503Rarity asking Twilight for help to make a dress for Celestia
>>12635503Rarity attempts and totally fails at a "creative workshop."
>>12635503sweetie teaching button to light a match with his chin
>>12635503Spike with that villain outfit from the owl episode kidnapping Sweetie in a nice dress running from Scootaloo who is wearing some cardboard armor riding an annoyed Apple Bloom who also has a saddle
http://mlpg4merch.tumblr.com/post/57521336933/daring-do-alicorn-twilight-derpy-taf-fluttershyWhat does TAF mean?
>>12635551> Anon's dick fumes ignite instantly> Equestria gets its firstr introduction to humans mostly by way of fireballs and screaming> the "fireball" doesn't occur to anyone for years due to the horror of the greasy fire immolating a hairless ape, screaming and attempting to put out the flames in the village square
>>12635615Tight as fuck
>>12635615I want that DD
>>12635615>mlpg 4 merchI wouldn't say that I'm "for" merchNot against it really, but more ambivalent
>>12635615>Fluttershy in war paintunf?amazon fluttershy when
>>12635630> he wants the D-D
>>12635615I NEED that Daring Do
>>12635658mlp g4 merch, nerd.
CRUDE PATTIES, SO YOU FEEL IT MR. KRABS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf3CVCLm8l4
>>12635719I've seen it like 10 times and still have to laughHail rape culture
TOMORROW I'M GONNA BE PRODUCTIVE
>>12635719Merde
>>12635726How big is that ugly pony?
>>12635743fuck you, she has a heart of gold
>>12635743Big enough for sexual
>>12635743>She is a whopping 3 and a half feet long, and almost 2 feet tall! She's made completely out of minky (with just a couple of wires in her wings for support), her shoes are completely removable and custom embroidered.she's a BUCK raffle prize
>>12635755Big enough to crawl inside?
>>12635751I just wanted to know because I would still hug and cuddle her regardless
>>12635726That's on a bench in front of a mirror showing the room, right? That picture's seriously messing with my sense of perspective, I thought the mirror was just an open area to the next room and it was as big as a person at first.
which pony has the longest floppiest horse labia
>>12635776OhOHThat is a mirrorThat makes the plushe much less impressive
>>12635776>>12635786derpy is a very large horse
>>12635780Rarity's are too plump to flap much, otherwise it would be her
>>12635761... I'm not certain if I should hate it or consider it an ironic way to use my Fleshlight.
>>12635809>"ironic"
>>12635813I fucked horse plushies before it was cool.
>>12635813I'm not certain I can be bothered to hate-fuck it every time I use the sleeve, though
http://youtu.be/JjADm5Ps5kI?t=1m41s>rarity_threads.avi
>>12635527God damn...
>>12635843I know, right? Must be one of the best process sequences I've seen lately, even outside pone art
Remember when we used to be disgusted by bronies making sex toys out of plushies?It's really been that long since then?
>>12635843>first comment>someone telling TheRoss to stop commenting
>>12635871I don't remember that either.
>>12635871>Remember when we used to be disgusted by bronies making sex toys out of plushies?There was no such time, the first such plushie was made by Hoppip.
>>12635871Not in MLPG we did
>>12635865>process, sensual feeding, all of it to the belly, thighs, and ass, bellybuttonsYeah, pretty much.
>>12635871I only remember stories of that timeThere was a guy name Prince of Equestria or something, a little before I got hereand I get the feeling people mostly just thought he was a cock rather than hated his sexdoll idea thing
girlgamer Luna xd
Scootaloo likes you.She likes likes you.
Color requests?
>>12635899color yourself dooks
>>12635897Scootaloo can fuck off.
>>12635897but i only like her, i dont like like her
>>12635865I love that guy's stuffhttps://derpibooru.org/358968
>>12635889I love the belly squish between Twilight and LunaJeez I could look at this comic forever
>>12635897Sexually?
>>12635899
>>12635910Please, Anon, that picture is not true.She's part of a big happy Mexican family with 6 siblings.They don't talk about the 7th because he's in jail for illegal drug trafficking and is pretty much the shame of their entire family.
>>12635907Curse you, image archive search!>>12635918>>12635926>>12635928Noted, brb
>>12635940>what is filename
>>12635943If you use the "Download File" function, you keep the same filename of the guy who posted the picture.What if that anon wasn't actually me
http://derpiboo.ru/391677
>>12635978Grosshttps://derpiboo.ru/202471
>>12635972>>12635980>>12635992
>>12635931>Mexican ScootalooFuck off.
>>12635972>using chrome
wich pony wud u fuk
>>12636009It's actually part of 4chan x>not using chrome
>>12635972>botnet
>>12636024enjoy your botnet
>>12636030>>12636035>people actually worry about botnetHi americlaps
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>12636015
>>12636030>>12636035>>>/g/
>>12636015>sexing poniesyou bloody idiot. We'll never be astronauts at this rate.
>>12635912>fat but tiny poneI shouldn't like this
>>12636035Thanks, I will.
>>12636042>>12636049>>12636052Why don't you respect your freedom?
>>12636050>implying horse sex isn't an essential skill in spaceflight
>>12636051its pretty greatYou could pick her up and she'd sqoosh between your fingers and giggle and her little legs would wave
>>12636061Because mine isn't being tracked down and spied 24/7.
>>12636061I'm Eric Schmidt
>>12636051https://derpibooru.org/367479?scope=scpe94d688fbdf00459d5a6db5d1d8ed4c8a1ab2a864Why not?
>>12636009>>12636030But that comes with 4chanX, not just Chrome.Unless Firefox doesn't have that option.
>>12636061Man, what would google even do with my information? Refine my searches for cartoon horse porn?
>>12636050Did you know that if you go to space, the pressure and the suit will probably rip your nails off?
>>12636067>>12636085UGH IT'S SO CUTE
>>12636090this is 4chanx on firefox
>>12636097how unpleasant
>>12636097http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD08CuUi_Ek
>>12636121That horse needs some Visine, her lovely magenta irises are irritated fiercely.
>>12636097but how will it affect my pony?
>>12636153her hooves detach
>>12635527So are fat pone threads finally banned from /mlp/? Because I keep seeing them deleted
>>12636118
>>12636137They're just trick lenses, no need for eyedrops She's Equestria's Ben Stien>You will never Win Vinyl's money
>>12636118here
>>12636157
If you were a pony, would you want to be JOHNNY GATS?
>>12636165>>12636173
>>12636181hell yeah, that would be awesome
>>12636191Stop using a fucking stone age version of 4chan x
>>12636181>>12636192BUCK YOU SAY?
>>12636173tomorrowfags go home
>>12636015momizi
>>12636203it's the latest version
>>12636191
>>12636204> Celestia lets gangs run rampant in Stillwater and Steelport because frankly there'd be no gangsta rap or rough hip-hop without them> Fleur's cutie mark is there for a goddamn reason, son.
Why is Dosh so confused?
>>12636243BRAND NEW FEELINGS.
>>12636242> Fleur's cutie mark is there for a goddamn reason, son.What, her first call-girl job was for a Saint?
>>12636243because she doesnt know where babby comes from
>>12636243She doesn't know why Fluttershy's crying over a shit-tier Wonderbolt like Fleetfoot.
the WONDERBOLTS
>>12636242>The S.T.A.G. initiative was a training scenario for a potential captain of the Royal Guard
>>12636242>Celestia listening to gangsta rapHah, that's a great idea
*wink-wink*
>>12636181>tfw you will never beat up a random background pony with a gigantic purple horse dildo
Fuck this.
>>12636125Surprisingly little of that video deals with the topic suggested by the title
>>12636307Hey, it's less than the previous estimate.Months can go by so quickly sometimes, and it's only a bit over 3 of them until new pony. It'll be here before you know it!
>>12636279> Twilight's brother gets surfer-bro'd right out of the sky> the VTOL's are just magically-powered dragon-scale wooden airplanes with some new turbines for vertical liftoff too> Twilight swears revenge but ends up joining the Saints, becoming an altogether overpowered OG thug and lancing STAG patrols out of the sky> Celestia tries to bring her to heel> "THE FUCK YOU SAY?"
>>12636316>Cheerilee's big maroon butt
oh fuck Celestia I'm cumming, ohhhhhh fuuuuuuuck
It's over.I've won.
>>12636404no one winsit's a war of pone
>>12635058You're in that thread too, eh?
>>12636307I'm actually looking forward to S4, getting drunk and watching it in stream should be fun, no doubt there's gonna be some sexy as fuck ponies too
Dang, it seems like a ton of stuff just got released that i missed cause i was at bcis there anything besides this button animation, the new silly filly animation, the card game, or the big mac comic i missed?
>>12636404Fuck off Walter we all know you're going to die in the second half of S5
>>12636380> not "oh baby unh unh YES YES YES FUCK YES I LOVE THAT SWEET ASS OF YOURS, TAKE IT, TAKE IT YOU FUCKING SLUT."
>>12636410>there's gonna be some sexy as fuck ponies tooJesus, do people actually find the shitty in-show flash to be sexy?
>>12636435Their tiny butts excite me so
>>12636426I don't make any noise unless I'm having an intense orgasm, I don't get people who shout the whole time
>>12636435
>>12636455> should the WHOOOLE TIIIIME> NO NOISE AT ALLWow you sound totally fucking boring
>Anon will never turn you into a pony and chain you to the ground>He'll never a group of stallions fuck you silly
>>12636435Fuck yes, but the outcome is going to be a lot of porn, that's why I like sexy ponies, because they get drawn in a highly erotic manner that gets my cock hard
>>12636467I came
>>12636473Anon, anon can't turn you into a pony
